Missing Dead Fish| Part 1

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello, friends, Welcome to Biology Squad. We are a team
of spies who specialize in science. You see Doctor Stinky
Breath in the Purple Ninjas are trying to take over
the world through science, and it is up to us
to stop them before it is too late. Mister Jim

(00:31):
was up north on a surveillance trip for a location
that was believed to be a new laboratory of doctor
Stinky breaths. You see, new stinky labs have been popping
up all over the world recently, and sometimes it's better
to spy on your enemy without them knowing before you
take down their lab. One of the great parts of

(00:53):
this trip was that mister Jim was gonna be able
to visit one of the Critic Protectors outposts nearby. He
was excited to meet up with mister Luke and given
the tour of the Critter Protector facility. Hey, mister Luke,
it's great to see you. Wow, mister Jim said, mister Luke,
It's been a long time. Haven't seen you and Jaden

(01:15):
and Ava since we saved those frogs. How are they doing?

Speaker 2 (01:19):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:19):
The frogs or Ava and Jaden? I meant Ava and Jayden,
but I guess the frogs too. Well, good news. Our
force has been nice and clean. No more of that
deadly fungus from earlier. But yeah, the whole crew were
doing just great. That's good to hear. Remind me, Uh,

(01:40):
why are you up in the area again, asked mister Luke. Oh, yes,
we heard doctor Sinkbreth was building some kind of not
so secret lab up here in the mountains, so I
came to pay a spy visit. What's he doing up
in the mountains? Hm, nothing to be concerned about, mister Luke.
He barely is able to keep his blimp in the air.

(02:01):
I can't imagine he's able to run multiple locations very well.
But anyways, Oh, what's going on up here with you?
How are the critters doing in the area. Well, it's funny,
you ask. I was just checking on our salmon population
and something seems to be off. There's supposed to be
a bunch of dead salmon in the river up here,

(02:21):
but there isn't a single dead salmon anywhere. Mister Jim
dropped his mouth open with a very confused look on
his face. Uh, I'm confused. I thought deadfish was something
we didn't want. Oh, It's an important part of the
salmon life cycle, said mister Luke. Do you want to
come inside and I can show you what I mean?

(02:41):
Sure thing, after a long trip, I could really use
something to eat. You got anything good inside? When was
the last time you can think of mister Luke not
having some amazing snacks around? Oh? Good point. I'm starving
mister Jim and mister Luke inside the Critter Protector outposts

(03:02):
to grab something to eat and learn about the salmon
life cycle. Meanwhile, not that far away, the Purple Ninjas
were getting the new underground labs set up with power.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
Hey, Steve, can you hand me those extension cords over there?

Speaker 2 (03:19):
Yeah? Shoot, Ding, I can't wait to get some lights
turned on in this cave. It's so creepy when it's
dark like this. It's just the dark, Steve. It's not
like there can be anything scary that lives in a cave.
But what about the bets and bears? I hear they
like to live in caves just like this.

Speaker 3 (03:42):
Don't worry about that, Steve. I'm sure where the boss
picked this cave. You want to make sure there weren't
any bears or bats living in here?

Speaker 2 (03:51):
Oh, yeah, right, what made him pick this cave?

Speaker 3 (03:56):
Well, for one, it's pretty secretive, no, hopefully the spies
don't even know that we're here. But more importantly, it's
all the poop in the cave. He loved that smell.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
Yeah, agreed. Uh but wait, just a thought. Uh, if
you're saying there aren't any animals in this cave, who
brought all this pupe in here?

Speaker 1 (04:21):
Just then the Purple Ninja flipped on the lights and
they immediately realized that they were not alone. They were
standing eyeball to eyeball with thousands of bats that were
hanging from the ceiling. Steve, don't move, don't move bat uh.

(04:44):
As Steve screamed, the bats got scared and started flying
around like crazy looking for a way out. These Purple
Ninjas were so incredibly scared and dove into a pile
of mud to hide from the bats. What After a
few minutes, the cave finally calmed down.

Speaker 3 (05:06):
Sure now as a close one. Glad we could hide
in this mud.

Speaker 2 (05:12):
They don't know this is bud. They cut it smells
like bad poop.

Speaker 3 (05:18):
Ah, bad poop. Disgusting.

Speaker 1 (05:24):
As the Purple Ninjas realized that they were now covered
in batpoop also known as bat guano. Mister Luke was
explaining the salmon life cycle to mister Jim at the lodge.
You see, that's why the adult salmon leaves the ocean
and swims all the way back up the river to
lay their eggs because they're looking for calm water, explained

(05:47):
mister Luke. It's an incredible journey. They have to jump
over waterfalls and not get eaten by bears on the way.
After they lay and fertilize their eggs, the adult salmon
have completed their purpose to life and will now die. Wow,
that's incredible everything they have to go through just to

(06:07):
make the next generation of salmon, said mister Jim. Yes
it is. But since it is that time of year
and we haven't seen any dead salmon up here, it's
concerning to our team that there might be something wrong.

Speaker 3 (06:23):
Huh.

Speaker 1 (06:24):
Do you and your team have any idea where the
problem could be. No, it could be many different reasons.
But we're gonna need some help in order to do
a proper survey of the river so that we can
find the problem and fix it. You're gonna need some help,
you say, well, then let me call in my backup.
Mister Jim grabbed this walkie talkie out of his bag.

(06:46):
Sh Eva Jaden, are you there over sh Hey, mister Jim. Yes,
Me and Jayden are at HQ right now. How's your
trip up north going?

Speaker 2 (06:59):
Sh Oh?

Speaker 1 (07:00):
It's been great, and mister Luke's is high. But you
could actually use some help up here. We have some
missing dead salmon. Sh missing dead salmon. Uh, that doesn't
seem like a problem, said Ava. But we're always up
for a field trip. We'll be right there. Over and
out sh Ava. Jaden grabbed their jetpacks and blasted off

(07:26):
their turbo button. Speed would get them there very quickly. Meanwhile,
the Purple Ninjas had just finished cleaning most of the
batpoop off of their bodies.

Speaker 3 (07:37):
Hey, Steve, can you pass me that Q tip over there?
I still have some poop in my ear, Yeah, shooting.

Speaker 4 (07:45):
Sh baboo Ninjas, I use hair over sh.

Speaker 3 (07:51):
Hey, boss, what's up?

Speaker 1 (07:53):
Sh always? Everything going at our neuqueve lab.

Speaker 3 (07:58):
Sh Oh, it's nice and smelling just the way you
like it.

Speaker 2 (08:03):
Sh Oh.

Speaker 3 (08:04):
Good?

Speaker 1 (08:05):
What about the supplies have say arrived yet?

Speaker 3 (08:08):
Well? The French construction finished several days ago, and the
truck should be on their way today. With all of
our stinky lab here, Steve and I should be finished
setting up the cave for you and by the end
of the week.

Speaker 1 (08:22):
Sh that is good, Peple Ninja's.

Speaker 4 (08:26):
Once we complete our secret cave labs all arounds the world,
we will surely be able to control everyone's minds when
we link up all the caves together.

Speaker 1 (08:41):
Oh no, what in the world does that mean? You're
trying to link up cave labs around the world so
they can control our minds again. Oh dear, I'm not
sure what's gonna happen next. We'll have to wait and
see what happens on the next episode of Spiology Squad.
We'll be right back. After a brief word from our sponsor,

(09:05):
it's time for s Biology Squad shout outs. I want
to say hey to Party from Thailand, Cooper, Cora, Callen
and Quinn from Colorado, Kendall from Connecticut, Kaylin and Jacob
from Idaho, Wade and Lana from Oregon. I'm so glad
that you're all on Biology Squad. We definitely could not

(09:28):
stop doctor staking breath at his crew without you, my friends.
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