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I am Joshua B. Warren, and each week on this show,
I'll be giving you brand new mind blowing content, news exercises,
and weird experiments you can do at home, and a
lot more. On this edition of the show. Cuckle kN
Part six, the para Temporal Loop Hypothesis. I have decided
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to do something here that I've never done before. Usually
I space out these Cucko con chapter readings, just you know,
I sprinkle him out there once in a while. However,
on last week's show, I was reading chapter five and
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for the first time ever, I ran out of time
and I didn't like that that. I mean, I only
had like a few paragraphs left, but I just couldn't
squeeze it in. And so I was sitting there thinking like, hmmm, well,
you know what, I'm in the mood i'm reading this
book right now. And then it occurred to me, what
if I just keep recording, because for one thing, I
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want to finish my thought here and and and end
on an honest to goodness, you know, solid chapter ending. Secondly,
I love the topic of para temporals. I invented the
para temporal loop hypothesis, so I've been looking forward to
talking about this, so that's exciting to me. Thirdly, I'm
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going to be in the field quite a bit this
particular month, September of twenty twenty three, and so I
was probably going to do a best of for this week,
but I said, you know what, why don't I just
keep the recording going here and I'll just keep reading
and because I'm pretty sure I can at least finish
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chapter six here and probably have time to talk about
some other stuff and then guess what after that? The
next time I decided to read from the Secret Wisdom
of cuckle Con, it will be the final chapter. Yeah,
that's exciting. So I'm just going to pick up where
I left off last week. Let me remind those of
you who are new to the show, this is a
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book that I wrote fourteen years ago, in two thousand
and nine, called The Secret Wisdom of kuckle Con. It's
about interdimensional contact in a holocentiate universe, alien spirits, cryptids,
espu and I've been reading chapters once in a while,
and when I'm done, I'll be able to edit them
all together, and i'll have an audiobook from this thing
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that I wrote fourteen years ago. And when I write
some things differently now, of course I would, but I'm
doing my best to present it to you as was written.
So if you feel like you don't want to just
start in the middle of this, we'll go back and
you'll find the show where I started reading The Secret
Wisdom of Kooko Kahn. I don't have that episode in
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front of me right now, but let's not waste any
more time. Let's get to it. I'm going to pick
up with where I left off in last week's show,
which was episode one fifty two, and we will continue
through chapter six. Okay, here we go. The simplest form
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of passive aggressive ridicule that stifles paranormal explanation is one
person responding to another with this old phrase, it's probably
just your imagination. This is actually an insult said to
a person who is being lightly accused of an inability
to separate what is important from what is not. It
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is true that we sometimes completely generate things from within,
therefore imagining them, but we should never discount something out
of hand because it might be imagined. Maybe the reason
it was generated within is that it is a response
to something outside. But that level of thoughtfulness is scarcely
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applied by most in our society. We should stop saying
it could be your imagination, unless we intend to degrade someone.
Though that kind of soft mind control has always been used,
our technology now confronts us with hardcore mind reading machines.
Functional magnetic resonance imaging, or FMRII is a system of
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mapping the brain with such intricacy that specific words and
thoughts can be extracted from the mind. In two thousand
and nine, the sixty Minutes news program did a detailed
segment on the technology, demonstrating its successful operation and explaining
how it can be used for criminal and terrorist prosecution
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in the very near future. Will potential intention one day
be upheld as evidence of wrongdoing as presented in Spielberg's
two thousand and two movie Minority Report. It's sad to
see the system of distraction and mass mind control has
been so effective. Much of today's youth lives in a
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cyber world and depends on it, And yet that world
is so fragile that it could collapse at any moment.
Would they know how to repair it? My friend doctor
Bill forsten wrote a best selling novel called One Second After.
It's about an electromagnetic pulse or E that blasts the
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United States from a nuke that has detonated miles above. Instantly,
most of the country reverts back to the pioneer days.
In the novel, looting and chaos ensue, and those who
know how to survive take over. That scenario is so
real that Bill Forstune has been contacted by military leaders
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and congressional committees asking him to speak before them and
fully explain the implications of this threat on September one
of eighteen fifty nine, an amazing episode known as the
Carrington event occurred. An English solar astronomer named Richard Carrington
observed a bright spot on the Sun that rapidly swelled
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and then dwindled at eleven eighteen am. Five minutes later,
the skies of Earth brightened into brilliant, colorful auroras. Telegraph
lines went nuts, shooting sparks that caught off called to
office papers on fire. An enormous solar flare had induced
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powerful electrical currents through all metal on Earth. In a
nineteen sixty two test called Starfish Prime, the United States
detonated a large nuclear device two hundred and fifty miles
above the Pacific Ocean, almost one thousand miles away in Hawaii.
The EMP it produced destroyed three hundred street lights, fused
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power lines, and took out telephones, televisions, radios, and burglar alarms.
With today's world so dependent on sensitive electronics, can you
imagine what a powerful EMP, either natural or from enemy
attack could do. Interestingly, many solar scientists think, due to
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massive sun activity, our next best chance for a possible
Carrington type EMP event will be twelve When you have
a virus, your body runs a fever. Some like the
Lakota Indians, say humans are now a virus on Earth
and Mother Nature will eventually heat up to destroy us two.
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But for now, all continues in the man made architecture
of control. The world is controlled by money. The money
is controlled by descendants of those who knew the para temporals. Therefore,
the greatest secret being kept by human civilization is the
wisdom and power of the para temporals. But what exactly
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is the power of the para temporals? What is it
that is so important to them? Simple? The ability to
warp space, time time is of particular interest, hence the
para temporal loop hypothesis. Alrighty, so now I've got the
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rest of the show to read to you, this next chapter,
and I think i'll finish it even before the show
is over. The next chapter is chapter six, called the
pair of temporal loop hypothesis. And I know this is
one of those things that's gonna sound completely nuts to
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some of you, because whenever you get into time travel stuff,
you know, it's just like your mind spirals and all
kinds of insane directions. But I've done my best to
come up with a fresh perspective. At least it was
a fresh perspective in two thousand and nine, and since
then a lot of people have sort of, you know,
picked up on this and it gets into like the
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men in black and mothmen and all kinds of weird
creatures like that. So that is coming up when we
come back from the break. And then, like I say,
it's hard to believe that the next time I decided
to do a show about the secret wisdom of Cucko Conwell,
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that will be. That will be the big finale, the
grand finale. So I just want to let you know
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Welcome back to Strange Things of the iHeartRadio and Coast
to Coast AM Paranormal Podcast Network. I am your host,
the Wizard of Weird, Joshua P. Warren, beaming into your
worm whole grain from my studio in Sin City, Las Vegas, Nevada,
where every day is golden and every night is silver.
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I'iatatos zou ma. And if my lifts are starting to
sound a little rubbery, it's not just all the liquor.
It's also because I have decided to keep recording from
last week's show. I'm basically recording two shows back to back.
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Here reading, reading, reading, because I'm about to get into
one of my favorite topics in the whole wide world,
the para temporal loop hypothesis. And this is from my
book The Secret Wisdom of Kucko Khan, published in two
thousand and nine. And hopefully you'll be able to keep
up with this. I mean, I don't know, it's like
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you might really have to pay attention to it to
stay with it because it's time travel stuff. So let's
just see how it goes. Are you ready, Let's begin
chapter six the para temporal loop hypothesis. A hypothesis is
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an explanation or model that hinges on at least one
testable element. If that element eventually tests in favor of
the hypothesis, it then becomes a theory. In this case,
the one condition that is testable is whether or not
traveling into the past is possible, if ever, ever, ever, ever,
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in the infinite future, under any circumstances, humans or similar
beings figure out how to travel back in time. We
can suppose they will. This is the basis of the
paratemporal loop hypothesis. Just to be extreme, let us imagine
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that millions of years into the future, after humans are
long gone, another species based on mammals, reptiles, amphibians, birds, insects, fish,
or some type of life yet unknown advances and surpasses
our present human state and becomes the first to figure
out how to travel back in time. Even if it
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is illegal to do so. A rogue scientist won't be
able to resist the temptation for the sake of example,
Let's say the first person is Fishman, a highly evolved
humanoid from the Earth's ocean. Fishman travels back to the
year nineteen twenty. Now, we viewed time as an inexorable
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march ever ford based on our own perception. But in
going back, even while his timeline continues, Fishman has now
created a time loop. So I'll repeat that. In going back,
even while his timeline continues, fish Man has now created
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a time loop, one that we will call a para
temporal loop. He knows how important it is for him
to remain hidden and elusive. If he makes too big
of an impact on the world, especially if he is seen,
he could affect the chain of the ever after and
jeopardize his own future existence. As a result, he would
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perhaps fade away like the lead character and back to
the future. However, if fish Man is willing to take
a risk, he could try to create some result that
might enhance his position in the future. Let's say Fishman
brings back a disease that will wipe out the genes
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of his future predator. If the risk has been calculated correctly,
he may return to a better future. If he fails,
he may either vanish or his future could be worse.
But Fishman says, what the hecking, gives it a try.
If he fails, then it's over and who knows when
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the next being will travel back. But if it succeeds,
then Fishman is now stronger when he returns, and he
ruthlessly protects his time travel technology so that no one
can go back and mess him up. Let's say he
successfully keeps this secret for a few years, and then
he wakes up one day and the world has changed somehow.
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He's confused, well, how did this happen? What Fishman did
not realize was that in a million years after he
was born, long after Fishman is gone, bear Man, who
has evolved from the future forests, discovers how to travel back,
and he has done the same thing as Fishman, traveling
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instead to nineteen fifteen, five years before Fishman went back,
tweaking the pass to his advantage. So now Fishman has
to go back again, this time to nineteen fourteen and
correct it to his liking. He is now engaged in
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a sort of time battle with bear Man. But what
neither Fishman nor b Man realize is that in all
of the future there are thousands of others just like them.
What we therefore have is a very complex series of
millions of para temporal loops, with countless members of countless
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future species, all trying to outdo each other in favor
of their own personal self interests in the future, and
they are not fully aware of each other. What a mess.
So how does this affect you and me in our lives?
What if the world around you actually does change somehow
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from day to day, hour to hour, or second to
second as you move through this intricate structure of loops,
some lasting days, some lasting less than a second. One
moment flying saucers exist, the next moment they don't. One
moment Bigfoot exists, the next moment he does not. Have
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you ever sworn you saw a detailed news feature of
us about a celebrity who had died, and then you
find out later that the celebrity is alive again. This
is called the dead celebrities phenomenon, and many actually occur,
and it may actually occur with many people, But we
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simply notice celebrities more since they are famous. Can other
people vanish and reappear without any awareness of what happened
to them? Read about the eighteen ninety thunderbird photo from Tombstone, Arizona.
In my book called Pet Ghosts, thousands of people around
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the world swear they have seen it, and yet no
one can produce a copy. Where did it go? Was
it removed from our current timeline by someone? Are we
passing through an ever changing world, fluid in ways beyond
our comprehension constantly and a multifaceted tug of war by
beings in the future, and yes, some of them may
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be humans. What if humans actually figured out how to
do this long ago, but it has been kept secret
from most of us. What if members of the human
race are actively playing this game as we speak. It
all sounds like some dizzying plot and a bad sci
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fi movie. And yet if the premise of the hypothesis,
which is very plausible, is true, then this is surely
the realistic outcome. The one thing that most paranormal entities
have in common is a connection to warped time. As
touched on earlier, remember that ghosts usually represent a glimpse
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of the past, or a person as that person appeared
in the past. A UFO hovers above a car and
the vehicle stops when the UFO zips away, the vehicle
starts running again. Even though the ignition was not turned,
the car did not die, so time was apparently stopped.
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Someone follows Bigfoot, leaving behind a trail of tracks, and
then suddenly the tracks stop in mid trail, and the
creature is gone. The Bigfoot has warped its place in space,
and since space time is a single element in changing space,
the creature's time has also changed. And yet you may ask, well,
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if a UFO hovers above a car and the car
stops because time stands still, why doesn't it make the
driver freeze as well? Well? Of course, in some cases
this does account for the missing time reported by witnesses,
But in other cases, the human mind continues to function
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because the mind is itself a time machine that generally
functions independently. When you remember what you had for lunch yesterday,
you are mentally traveling through time. When you imagine the
outcome of tomorrow's election, you are traveling into a future,
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possible timeline. Some people experience paranormal activity all the time,
others never experience it at all. Why is this? It
may be because everyone has a unique brain and therefore
a unique time machine. You actually have an entire life
path that is aligned with your own pattern of loop perception.
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The loops around us and their layers create frequencies. Some
people have a brain tuned to the frequency of the
UFO realm, and others do not. This goes for any phenomenon.
I'm going to stop right there, make a little note,
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and then when we come back from the break, I'll
be picking it up. Yeah, things are going very smoothly
this time around. Hey, before I hit the brake, how
about some random, interesting and fun facts. How many times
per second do you think a woodpecker can peck? They
are able to peck twenty times per second, or around
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eighty to twelve thousand pecks per day without ever getting
a headache. Sea otters hold hands when they sleep so
they don't drift away from each other. That's cute. Jellyfish
and lobsters are biologically immortal. What jellyfish and lobsters are
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biologically immortal? Oddjya tato zume. I don't know what that means.
Biologically immortal. Now I have a whole other thing I
have to look into. It never ends, but that's why
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Welcome back to Strange Things of the iHeartRadio and Coast
to Coast AM. Hey, Renormal Podcast Network. I am your host,
Joshua P. Warren, and this is the show where the
unusual becomes usual. I'm reading from my book written and
published in two thousand and nine called The Secret Wisdom
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of Kucko Khan from chapter six, which is about the
paratemporal loop hypothesis. Just as the length of an antenna
can determine what electromagnetic signals one can detect, variables within
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your brain and mind can determine what aspects of reality
you are most apt to receive. In this sense, our
worlds overlap somewhat, but we each are truly experiencing a
unique reality, the product of our own personal interface with
the web of timelines we encounter each day. Each timeline
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full of new yet fleeting possibilities, and some of them
you may be psychic, in others you are not. Your
ability can come and go second by second, or year
by year when on your conscious journey through life you
pass through a substantial specific point where a loop has connected.
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Time at that spot ceases to exist as we usually
experience it. At that point we are sometimes able to
move more easily and perceive phenomena that are suspended in time,
especially ghosts, be them conscious or imprints. Also at the joints,
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our potential for esp is enhanced, allowing the time machine
of your mind easier access to stretch into the past
or future. It is highly possible that, even if the
staple of the para temporal loop hypothesis is wrong and
beings have never been nor will ever be, capable of
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traveling through time, similar time loops may exist naturally as well.
Humans represent the passing of time in a straightforward, linear fashion.
A common modern calendar is laid out in a line
of Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, et cetera. We therefore imagine ourselves
moving straight ahead in a smooth procession. But what if
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this model does not correspond to the genuine shape of time?
Just one little twist here and there can turn everything
upside down. If you take a strip of paper, twist
it one time, and then tape the ends together, you
have something similar to a figure eight. If you then
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place the tip of a pin in the middle of
the strip and never lift the tip as you draw
straight forward, you will eventually find that you come back
to the place where you started. Then, if you undo
the ends, you will find that although you never lifted
the pin, you actually drew a straight line down the
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middle of both sides. If you were an ant crawling
straight forward on that strip, you never would have realized
that you shifted over to the other side and then back.
This design is called a mobius strip. Often, just before
someone witnesses a paranormal event, they describe in retrospect an
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eerie moment of silence just before the manifestation. It seems
as if time almost stops for a moment and the
individual is utterly alone, and then pow, the weirdness happens.
English researcher Jenny Randalls calls this the OZ factor, a
sign that someone is about to cross into a new realm.
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If time is occasionally shaped like a mobius strip, maybe
sometimes you encounter one of these twists in the timeline.
That moment just before you switch over to the other realm,
all is quiet because you are not quite here nor there.
You're in some fuzzy purgatory for a few seconds, devoid
of the usual sensory input. And when you return back
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to the other side of this timeline, this timeline mobile strip,
you are left dazed by how out of place and
unreal the entire experience seemed. In some cases, for a while,
you may even continue to simultaneously exist in two timelines.
Has someone ever seen you somewhere? You have not been
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doing something that you did not do. Some people even
run into themselves face to face with their doppelganger or double.
Modern physicists have photographed the same particle at two separate
places at the same time, And though we cannot comprehend this,
it happens, and it may occur in our lives from
time to time. As you have read thus far, our
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world filled with mystery is complex enough when simply viewed
from one point of view, but now imagine that complexity
multiplied exponentially as those phenomena are also occurring within these
countless para temporal loops. The enormous range of subtle frequencies
that waver and fluctuate, bringing us in and out of
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contact with mind boggling spectrums of energy and beings operates
within an ever changing reality, shifting ever so slightly like
waves of light on a hot road, as forces from
the future struggle with those in the past to determine
those possible futures again and again. In some loops, we
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experience the flying humanoids like Mothman. Such winged beings exist
just beyond our normal physical vibration, and when there is
a large impending change in our world on the physical level,
it is preceded by a gradual and powerful change in
the energy environment, like electrical charges building up in a capacitor.
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They strengthen and warp our dimensions, bringing us into contact
with those beings seemingly omens of transformation. And then, when
finally the physical change occurs, often quickly and violently, all
all the energies snap back into place, removing those beings
from our realm until another convergence can occur. Perhaps winged
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beings sometimes blast into our dimension with such force that
they accidentally destroy themselves. The incredible Tunguska explosion of nineteen
oh eight left a huge butterflylike blast pattern on the ground,
considered unexplained to this day. Many of the creatures so
popular in paranormal lore bigfoot, aliens, mothmen, ghosts, chupacabra, so
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called angels, and demons, are glimpsed when the dimensions warped
toward each other once in a while. During that limited interaction,
most of the parties are somewhat confused, especially those I
call phantomals para temporals that appear more animal like than
human like. Again read my book called pet Ghosts. In
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many cases, our ability to see and interact with them
is just as surprising to us as their ability to
see and interact with us is to them, And yet
some of them appear to truly understand what is going on.
It seems rather likely that future humans do in fact
figure out how to travel into the past. They may
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not be fully organic like us, though, because we think
of ourselves as organic. We are organocentric beings. But you
are composed of metal as well. When spilled your blood
leaves iron rust. As we advance, we will surely become
more like cyborgs, blurring the line between the current concept
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of man and machine. It's already happening. How often do
you see someone with a tiny cell phone slash computer
practically glued to their ear. In the future, we will
have a combination of organic and inorganic, just like the
advanced ships of the Para temporals. And that is why
some describe such qualities of grays, and also why there's
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something so unsettlingly inhuman about the men in Black or MIIB.
If you want to understand the MIIB, you must ask
yourself one very simple question, why, especially throughout the twentieth century,
that these men always dress in black? It is now
so well known that it seems they would stick out
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like sore thumbs, and because of that we don't hear
as many reports of them. For the most part, they
have apparently changed their dress. But why well, think about this.
In the early nineteen hundreds, if you saw a man
walking down the street wearing a black hat and a
black suit, you might notice him, but he would not
look extremely out of place. And in the late nineteen hundreds,
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if you saw a man walking down the street wearing
a black hat and black suit, you might notice him,
but again he would not look extremely out of place.
This particular outfit was flexible enough to work within the
social context of a century or more. Therefore, if you
are jumping around traveling through time, and within the course
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of one work day, you might find yourself visiting nineteen fifteen,
and then nineteen eighty nine, and then nineteen fifty three. Well,
you could keep the same clothes all the while. This
is a convenient suit that fits within the general fashion
of an era, not specific enough to be quite right,
but not so generally strange to draw unique attention. If
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the para temporal loup hypothesis is correct, then the MiB
are future humans slightly cyborg, perhaps with alien influence, who
work to keep the secret of para temporal contact and
time travel for the benefit of future humans, and that regard,
they are the most human of the para temporals. Now,
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of course, I don't mean to say there aren't regular
old government spooks running around in black suits as well,
but there is much less of that than you might think.
All Right, I'm gonna pause right there, and I feel
I feel pretty good about the fact that when I
come back for this last segment of the show, I'm
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gonna be able to finish this chapter, and then I
may even have time to talk to you about something else.
Because I couldn't help it, I did look up the
suppose it explanation for why jellyfish and lobsters are sometimes
called biologically immortal. Now, I know that, you know, if
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you cut off like a limb from a starfish, it
can grow back. And I know that you know if
a lizard loses its tail gets bitten off, it can grow.
But what are they talking about? Well, I think I'll
have time to get into that, and that's not something
I was planning to talk about. By the way, at
the end to the show and who knows, maybe even more. OK,
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Given that standard non paranormal government and military powers form
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the bulk of our system, and they thrive on creating
confusion to maintain their secrecy. This whole thing is further
complicated by low level government taking advantage of the ridicule
factor associated with people who discuss the paranormal. For example,
let's say a military division is practicing how to secretly
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run through a civilian area at night, and they choose
your own backyard as a practice course before going into
a live warzone. If your dog starts sparking and you
look outside to see men running by with rifles, you'll
likely call the police. But what if those same men
are wearing rubber alien masks? You might hesitate to pick
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up the phone and tell the local authorities you've seen
two aliens in your backyard. For this reason, I feel
confident the governments often discussed their personnel and equipment in
the guise of paranormal imagery from modern pop culture, and
it works. The real para temporal seem to have a
fascination with human life forms and especially blood. There were
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reports of Mothman chasing a blood mobile chupacabra sucks blood.
Cattle mutilations leave carcasses without blood, and again it's not
inconceivable some of them are actually eating humans. The idea
of the vampire itself is likely based on this fact.
As brown Stoker wrote, the blood is the life, and
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when para temporals appear, they often leave traces of radiation.
Firsthand witnesses have shared records of radiation exposure and conjunctivitis
with me. Massive radiation has also a tendency to settle
in some parts of mutilated cows. There are many ways
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in which strain beings manifest, and there are evidence and
methods we can use to discern the real para temporals
from deceptions and illusions. But keep in mind that all
of these phenomena may exist within those loops so abundant
that they enshroud our lives in the entire human experience.
As you hear these words, the world outside your window
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may essentially look the same, but just beyond your view
it is changing in some fundamental way. And since we're
talking about time travel, there is at least one other
point that should be made. It's possible that those or
at least some of those who travel into the past
cannot interact with it. They might be invisible to us,
or partially visible, since their dimensional position may be close
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to ours but does not completely merge. If that's the case,
they might appear as the shadowy figures that quietly watch us,
the infamous shadow people that Heidi Hollis talks about as
opposed to shat How do we phantasmal forms that might
simply be ghosts that, if not fully materialized shadow people
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behave in a particular fashion that defines them. They often
tend to crouch back in a corner or some other
subtle nook and watch us, And yet when they are noticed,
they quickly exit. If from the future of this could
explain why they run. They know that if you merely
perceived them, it could influence the chain of events, altering
the timeline, jeopardizing the future. There are other pair temporals
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that simply watch us. Though we enjoy stories about those
we feel help us, angels and such, yet some of
the most frightening stories you can imagine come from those
of a ghoulish nature. One story that raised the hair
on my flesh was that of a young woman who
moved into a haunted house. At first, she didn't know
it was haunted. The first night, she woke up at
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two am sharp and sprang upright in bed, all seem fine.
The second the exact same thing happened at two am,
and again the third night. After she told a coworker,
He suggested she set up a camera in the room
and he lent her his. That night, the same thing happened,
but with the camera rolling this time. The next day,
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upon returning from work, she watched the footage. There she
was lying asleep in bed, all normal, and then at
one fifty seven am, a tall black form very similar
to the Grim Reaper, quietly drifted up to her bedside.
He stood there silently, watching her sleep until one fifty
nine am, then he turned and glided away. Moments later,
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she sprang upright at two am. Just as some of
these Peara temporals want our blood, others simply want our energy.
And if you see them and are panicked, you withdraw
your energy filled. But when you don't see them and
you're relaxed and at ease, your aura is wide and radiant,
you're vulnerable, and it's easy for them to feed off
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your energy directly without your attention. The pair of temporals
that slip in and out of this realm sometimes orient
themselves to humans and take our orgone. So when one
realizes that a para temporal is trying to avoid observation,
it is because that being is either a bio feeder
or a partially manifested time traveler from the future, attempting
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to stay hidden as he or she watches us for
a variety of purposes. This realm, this synchronistic fantasy, in
which we perceive so much yet are conscious of so little,
is truly an overwhelming place. In the most technical sense,
this very moment is all that really exists, the here
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and now. But how long is that moment? Time is
indeed a flexible thing. Your time machine, the one between
your ears, is processing data as quickly as it can.
Your worm whole brain is sucking it in and shooting
it out as rapidly as possible, the frequency changing all
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the while. And as the program runs through where is
it leading? What happens when you reach the end? Oh
my goodness, Okay, I made it to the end of
that chapter. Let me tell you that I am exhausted
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that takes that drains you to record two Strange Things
podcasts back to back. But you know what, here's the
exciting news. The next time I decide to read from
this book, and I don't know when that will be.
There was only one chapter left. It's called chapter seven,
Your Purpose and Intention. That will be the big grand
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finale of this entire thing. And then after that I'll
be able to sew all this together and have my
audio book. So okay, let's get back to the weirdo
factoid that I came across that said that. And I
just picked up a book and randomly it said did
you know that? You know, lobsters and jellyfish are biologically immortal?
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So I look that up, and let me just tell
you what I came up with, because it seems like
it's a little too complicated to really try to dig
into from like a clinical point of view. But apparently,
according to like big think dot com, lobsters have some
kind of an enzyme that it always replaces the old
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growth on their shells and that so basically it's kind
of like whenever something dies, it just keeps being replaced.
And they say, right here, this is a quote. Lobsters
do not die from old age, but from exhaustion. So
that's weird, isn't it. Like so their bodies, they're saying,
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can stay healthy for a long time, but then eventually
they just get tired. I know another way they die,
don't you. I don't want to offend all of the
uh the non lobster eaters out there, so I will
not but I will not say more. But you know what,
the oldest lobster they think on record was named George,
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and they say that he lived at a seafood restaurant
in New York City and they estimated that he was
one hundred and forty years old when he died. But
now when it comes to jellyfish, that's a different story.
The jellyfish really do seem to be immortal because apparently
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the jellyfish they have, there's only one type of jellyfish,
and you can read about this on your own. This
particular type of jellyfish has this ability to literally regress
its age, so it can no matter how old it gets,
if it wants to. They're saying that it can regress
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to an earlier age and then go back to a
later age, and it just has complete flexibility to do this.
And listen to this, I kid you not. Scientists are
saying that there are probably some of these jellyfish out
there floating around right now that have been around for
at least sixty six million years before you know the
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demise of the dinosaurs. I mean, like, inject me with
some of that, right, forget the stem cells. I'll find
some of these jellyfish. I'll eat them every day. It's
so weird. Okay. Well, as they say, if you're curious,
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you learn something new every day. Okay, it is now
time for me to let my jaw rest a little bit,
and that doesn't happen quite often. So let us, as usual,
take a deep breath, if you can, close your eyes, relax,
Let's focus on making your next week the best one ever. Huh.
Some people even take a piece of well, they take
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like a beverage or a bottle of water. They put
it in front of the speaker and when I play
this tone, and then they drink it afterward. But here
it is the good fortune tone. That's it for this
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I am Joshua B. Warren, and each week on this show,
I'll be giving you brand new mind blowing content, news exercises,
and weird experiments you can do at home, and a
lot more. On this edition of the show. Cuckle kN
Part six, the para Temporal Loop Hypothesis. I have decided
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to do something here that I've never done before. Usually
I space out these Cucko con chapter readings, just you know,
I sprinkle him out there once in a while. However,
on last week's show, I was reading chapter five and
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for the first time ever, I ran out of time
and I didn't like that that. I mean, I only
had like a few paragraphs left, but I just couldn't
squeeze it in. And so I was sitting there thinking like, hmmm, well,
you know what, I'm in the mood i'm reading this
book right now. And then it occurred to me, what
if I just keep recording, because for one thing, I
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want to finish my thought here and and and end
on an honest to goodness, you know, solid chapter ending. Secondly,
I love the topic of para temporals. I invented the
para temporal loop hypothesis, so I've been looking forward to
talking about this, so that's exciting to me. Thirdly, I'm
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going to be in the field quite a bit this
particular month, September of twenty twenty three, and so I
was probably going to do a best of for this week,
but I said, you know what, why don't I just
keep the recording going here and I'll just keep reading
and because I'm pretty sure I can at least finish
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chapter six here and probably have time to talk about
some other stuff and then guess what after that? The
next time I decided to read from the Secret Wisdom
of cuckle Con, it will be the final chapter. Yeah,
that's exciting. So I'm just going to pick up where
I left off last week. Let me remind those of
you who are new to the show, this is a
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book that I wrote fourteen years ago, in two thousand
and nine, called The Secret Wisdom of kuckle Con. It's
about interdimensional contact in a holocentiate universe, alien spirits, cryptids,
espu and I've been reading chapters once in a while,
and when I'm done, I'll be able to edit them
all together, and i'll have an audiobook from this thing
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that I wrote fourteen years ago. And when I write
some things differently now, of course I would, but I'm
doing my best to present it to you as was written.
So if you feel like you don't want to just
start in the middle of this, we'll go back and
you'll find the show where I started reading The Secret
Wisdom of Kooko Kahn. I don't have that episode in
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front of me right now, but let's not waste any
more time. Let's get to it. I'm going to pick
up with where I left off in last week's show,
which was episode one fifty two, and we will continue
through chapter six. Okay, here we go. The simplest form
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of passive aggressive ridicule that stifles paranormal explanation is one
person responding to another with this old phrase, it's probably
just your imagination. This is actually an insult said to
a person who is being lightly accused of an inability
to separate what is important from what is not. It
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is true that we sometimes completely generate things from within,
therefore imagining them, but we should never discount something out
of hand because it might be imagined. Maybe the reason
it was generated within is that it is a response
to something outside. But that level of thoughtfulness is scarcely
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applied by most in our society. We should stop saying
it could be your imagination, unless we intend to degrade someone.
Though that kind of soft mind control has always been used,
our technology now confronts us with hardcore mind reading machines.
Functional magnetic resonance imaging, or FMRII is a system of
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mapping the brain with such intricacy that specific words and
thoughts can be extracted from the mind. In two thousand
and nine, the sixty Minutes news program did a detailed
segment on the technology, demonstrating its successful operation and explaining
how it can be used for criminal and terrorist prosecution
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in the very near future. Will potential intention one day
be upheld as evidence of wrongdoing as presented in Spielberg's
two thousand and two movie Minority Report. It's sad to
see the system of distraction and mass mind control has
been so effective. Much of today's youth lives in a
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cyber world and depends on it, And yet that world
is so fragile that it could collapse at any moment.
Would they know how to repair it? My friend doctor
Bill forsten wrote a best selling novel called One Second After.
It's about an electromagnetic pulse or E that blasts the
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United States from a nuke that has detonated miles above. Instantly,
most of the country reverts back to the pioneer days.
In the novel, looting and chaos ensue, and those who
know how to survive take over. That scenario is so
real that Bill Forstune has been contacted by military leaders
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and congressional committees asking him to speak before them and
fully explain the implications of this threat on September one
of eighteen fifty nine, an amazing episode known as the
Carrington event occurred. An English solar astronomer named Richard Carrington
observed a bright spot on the Sun that rapidly swelled
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and then dwindled at eleven eighteen am. Five minutes later,
the skies of Earth brightened into brilliant, colorful auroras. Telegraph
lines went nuts, shooting sparks that caught off called to
office papers on fire. An enormous solar flare had induced
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powerful electrical currents through all metal on Earth. In a
nineteen sixty two test called Starfish Prime, the United States
detonated a large nuclear device two hundred and fifty miles
above the Pacific Ocean, almost one thousand miles away in Hawaii.
The EMP it produced destroyed three hundred street lights, fused
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power lines, and took out telephones, televisions, radios, and burglar alarms.
With today's world so dependent on sensitive electronics, can you
imagine what a powerful EMP, either natural or from enemy
attack could do. Interestingly, many solar scientists think, due to
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massive sun activity, our next best chance for a possible
Carrington type EMP event will be twelve When you have
a virus, your body runs a fever. Some like the
Lakota Indians, say humans are now a virus on Earth
and Mother Nature will eventually heat up to destroy us two.
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But for now, all continues in the man made architecture
of control. The world is controlled by money. The money
is controlled by descendants of those who knew the para temporals. Therefore,
the greatest secret being kept by human civilization is the
wisdom and power of the para temporals. But what exactly
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is the power of the para temporals? What is it
that is so important to them? Simple? The ability to
warp space, time time is of particular interest, hence the
para temporal loop hypothesis. Alrighty, so now I've got the
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rest of the show to read to you, this next chapter,
and I think i'll finish it even before the show
is over. The next chapter is chapter six, called the
pair of temporal loop hypothesis. And I know this is
one of those things that's gonna sound completely nuts to
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some of you, because whenever you get into time travel stuff,
you know, it's just like your mind spirals and all
kinds of insane directions. But I've done my best to
come up with a fresh perspective. At least it was
a fresh perspective in two thousand and nine, and since
then a lot of people have sort of, you know,
picked up on this and it gets into like the
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men in black and mothmen and all kinds of weird
creatures like that. So that is coming up when we
come back from the break. And then, like I say,
it's hard to believe that the next time I decided
to do a show about the secret wisdom of Cucko Conwell,
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that will be. That will be the big finale, the
grand finale. So I just want to let you know
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Welcome back to Strange Things of the iHeartRadio and Coast
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I'iatatos zou ma. And if my lifts are starting to
sound a little rubbery, it's not just all the liquor.
It's also because I have decided to keep recording from
last week's show. I'm basically recording two shows back to back.
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Here reading, reading, reading, because I'm about to get into
one of my favorite topics in the whole wide world,
the para temporal loop hypothesis. And this is from my
book The Secret Wisdom of Kucko Khan, published in two
thousand and nine. And hopefully you'll be able to keep
up with this. I mean, I don't know, it's like
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you might really have to pay attention to it to
stay with it because it's time travel stuff. So let's
just see how it goes. Are you ready, Let's begin
chapter six the para temporal loop hypothesis. A hypothesis is
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an explanation or model that hinges on at least one
testable element. If that element eventually tests in favor of
the hypothesis, it then becomes a theory. In this case,
the one condition that is testable is whether or not
traveling into the past is possible, if ever, ever, ever, ever,
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in the infinite future, under any circumstances, humans or similar
beings figure out how to travel back in time. We
can suppose they will. This is the basis of the
paratemporal loop hypothesis. Just to be extreme, let us imagine
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that millions of years into the future, after humans are
long gone, another species based on mammals, reptiles, amphibians, birds, insects, fish,
or some type of life yet unknown advances and surpasses
our present human state and becomes the first to figure
out how to travel back in time. Even if it
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is illegal to do so. A rogue scientist won't be
able to resist the temptation for the sake of example,
Let's say the first person is Fishman, a highly evolved
humanoid from the Earth's ocean. Fishman travels back to the
year nineteen twenty. Now, we viewed time as an inexorable
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march ever ford based on our own perception. But in
going back, even while his timeline continues, Fishman has now
created a time loop. So I'll repeat that. In going back,
even while his timeline continues, fish Man has now created
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a time loop, one that we will call a para
temporal loop. He knows how important it is for him
to remain hidden and elusive. If he makes too big
of an impact on the world, especially if he is seen,
he could affect the chain of the ever after and
jeopardize his own future existence. As a result, he would
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perhaps fade away like the lead character and back to
the future. However, if fish Man is willing to take
a risk, he could try to create some result that
might enhance his position in the future. Let's say Fishman
brings back a disease that will wipe out the genes
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of his future predator. If the risk has been calculated correctly,
he may return to a better future. If he fails,
he may either vanish or his future could be worse.
But Fishman says, what the hecking, gives it a try.
If he fails, then it's over and who knows when
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the next being will travel back. But if it succeeds,
then Fishman is now stronger when he returns, and he
ruthlessly protects his time travel technology so that no one
can go back and mess him up. Let's say he
successfully keeps this secret for a few years, and then
he wakes up one day and the world has changed somehow.
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He's confused, well, how did this happen? What Fishman did
not realize was that in a million years after he
was born, long after Fishman is gone, bear Man, who
has evolved from the future forests, discovers how to travel back,
and he has done the same thing as Fishman, traveling
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instead to nineteen fifteen, five years before Fishman went back,
tweaking the pass to his advantage. So now Fishman has
to go back again, this time to nineteen fourteen and
correct it to his liking. He is now engaged in
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a sort of time battle with bear Man. But what
neither Fishman nor b Man realize is that in all
of the future there are thousands of others just like them.
What we therefore have is a very complex series of
millions of para temporal loops, with countless members of countless
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future species, all trying to outdo each other in favor
of their own personal self interests in the future, and
they are not fully aware of each other. What a mess.
So how does this affect you and me in our lives?
What if the world around you actually does change somehow
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from day to day, hour to hour, or second to
second as you move through this intricate structure of loops,
some lasting days, some lasting less than a second. One
moment flying saucers exist, the next moment they don't. One
moment Bigfoot exists, the next moment he does not. Have
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you ever sworn you saw a detailed news feature of
us about a celebrity who had died, and then you
find out later that the celebrity is alive again. This
is called the dead celebrities phenomenon, and many actually occur,
and it may actually occur with many people, But we
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simply notice celebrities more since they are famous. Can other
people vanish and reappear without any awareness of what happened
to them? Read about the eighteen ninety thunderbird photo from Tombstone, Arizona.
In my book called Pet Ghosts, thousands of people around
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the world swear they have seen it, and yet no
one can produce a copy. Where did it go? Was
it removed from our current timeline by someone? Are we
passing through an ever changing world, fluid in ways beyond
our comprehension constantly and a multifaceted tug of war by
beings in the future, and yes, some of them may
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be humans. What if humans actually figured out how to
do this long ago, but it has been kept secret
from most of us. What if members of the human
race are actively playing this game as we speak. It
all sounds like some dizzying plot and a bad sci
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fi movie. And yet if the premise of the hypothesis,
which is very plausible, is true, then this is surely
the realistic outcome. The one thing that most paranormal entities
have in common is a connection to warped time. As
touched on earlier, remember that ghosts usually represent a glimpse
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of the past, or a person as that person appeared
in the past. A UFO hovers above a car and
the vehicle stops when the UFO zips away, the vehicle
starts running again. Even though the ignition was not turned,
the car did not die, so time was apparently stopped.
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Someone follows Bigfoot, leaving behind a trail of tracks, and
then suddenly the tracks stop in mid trail, and the
creature is gone. The Bigfoot has warped its place in space,
and since space time is a single element in changing space,
the creature's time has also changed. And yet you may ask, well,
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if a UFO hovers above a car and the car
stops because time stands still, why doesn't it make the
driver freeze as well? Well? Of course, in some cases
this does account for the missing time reported by witnesses,
But in other cases, the human mind continues to function
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because the mind is itself a time machine that generally
functions independently. When you remember what you had for lunch yesterday,
you are mentally traveling through time. When you imagine the
outcome of tomorrow's election, you are traveling into a future,
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possible timeline. Some people experience paranormal activity all the time,
others never experience it at all. Why is this? It
may be because everyone has a unique brain and therefore
a unique time machine. You actually have an entire life
path that is aligned with your own pattern of loop perception.
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The loops around us and their layers create frequencies. Some
people have a brain tuned to the frequency of the
UFO realm, and others do not. This goes for any phenomenon.
I'm going to stop right there, make a little note,
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and then when we come back from the break, I'll
be picking it up. Yeah, things are going very smoothly
this time around. Hey, before I hit the brake, how
about some random, interesting and fun facts. How many times
per second do you think a woodpecker can peck? They
are able to peck twenty times per second, or around
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eighty to twelve thousand pecks per day without ever getting
a headache. Sea otters hold hands when they sleep so
they don't drift away from each other. That's cute. Jellyfish
and lobsters are biologically immortal. What jellyfish and lobsters are
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biologically immortal? Oddjya tato zume. I don't know what that means.
Biologically immortal. Now I have a whole other thing I
have to look into. It never ends, but that's why
we're come and right back. I'm Joshua P. Warren. You're
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unusual becomes usual. I'm reading from my book written and
published in two thousand and nine called The Secret Wisdom
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of Kucko Khan from chapter six, which is about the
paratemporal loop hypothesis. Just as the length of an antenna
can determine what electromagnetic signals one can detect, variables within
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your brain and mind can determine what aspects of reality
you are most apt to receive. In this sense, our
worlds overlap somewhat, but we each are truly experiencing a
unique reality, the product of our own personal interface with
the web of timelines we encounter each day. Each timeline
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full of new yet fleeting possibilities, and some of them
you may be psychic, in others you are not. Your
ability can come and go second by second, or year
by year when on your conscious journey through life you
pass through a substantial specific point where a loop has connected.
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Time at that spot ceases to exist as we usually
experience it. At that point we are sometimes able to
move more easily and perceive phenomena that are suspended in time,
especially ghosts, be them conscious or imprints. Also at the joints,
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our potential for esp is enhanced, allowing the time machine
of your mind easier access to stretch into the past
or future. It is highly possible that, even if the
staple of the para temporal loop hypothesis is wrong and
beings have never been nor will ever be, capable of
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traveling through time, similar time loops may exist naturally as well.
Humans represent the passing of time in a straightforward, linear fashion.
A common modern calendar is laid out in a line
of Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, et cetera. We therefore imagine ourselves
moving straight ahead in a smooth procession. But what if
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this model does not correspond to the genuine shape of time?
Just one little twist here and there can turn everything
upside down. If you take a strip of paper, twist
it one time, and then tape the ends together, you
have something similar to a figure eight. If you then
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place the tip of a pin in the middle of
the strip and never lift the tip as you draw
straight forward, you will eventually find that you come back
to the place where you started. Then, if you undo
the ends, you will find that although you never lifted
the pin, you actually drew a straight line down the
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middle of both sides. If you were an ant crawling
straight forward on that strip, you never would have realized
that you shifted over to the other side and then back.
This design is called a mobius strip. Often, just before
someone witnesses a paranormal event, they describe in retrospect an
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eerie moment of silence just before the manifestation. It seems
as if time almost stops for a moment and the
individual is utterly alone, and then pow, the weirdness happens.
English researcher Jenny Randalls calls this the OZ factor, a
sign that someone is about to cross into a new realm.
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If time is occasionally shaped like a mobius strip, maybe
sometimes you encounter one of these twists in the timeline.
That moment just before you switch over to the other realm,
all is quiet because you are not quite here nor there.
You're in some fuzzy purgatory for a few seconds, devoid
of the usual sensory input. And when you return back
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to the other side of this timeline, this timeline mobile strip,
you are left dazed by how out of place and
unreal the entire experience seemed. In some cases, for a while,
you may even continue to simultaneously exist in two timelines.
Has someone ever seen you somewhere? You have not been
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doing something that you did not do. Some people even
run into themselves face to face with their doppelganger or double.
Modern physicists have photographed the same particle at two separate
places at the same time, And though we cannot comprehend this,
it happens, and it may occur in our lives from
time to time. As you have read thus far, our
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world filled with mystery is complex enough when simply viewed
from one point of view, but now imagine that complexity
multiplied exponentially as those phenomena are also occurring within these
countless para temporal loops. The enormous range of subtle frequencies
that waver and fluctuate, bringing us in and out of
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contact with mind boggling spectrums of energy and beings operates
within an ever changing reality, shifting ever so slightly like
waves of light on a hot road, as forces from
the future struggle with those in the past to determine
those possible futures again and again. In some loops, we
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experience the flying humanoids like Mothman. Such winged beings exist
just beyond our normal physical vibration, and when there is
a large impending change in our world on the physical level,
it is preceded by a gradual and powerful change in
the energy environment, like electrical charges building up in a capacitor.
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They strengthen and warp our dimensions, bringing us into contact
with those beings seemingly omens of transformation. And then, when
finally the physical change occurs, often quickly and violently, all
all the energies snap back into place, removing those beings
from our realm until another convergence can occur. Perhaps winged
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beings sometimes blast into our dimension with such force that
they accidentally destroy themselves. The incredible Tunguska explosion of nineteen
oh eight left a huge butterflylike blast pattern on the ground,
considered unexplained to this day. Many of the creatures so
popular in paranormal lore bigfoot, aliens, mothmen, ghosts, chupacabra, so
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called angels, and demons, are glimpsed when the dimensions warped
toward each other once in a while. During that limited interaction,
most of the parties are somewhat confused, especially those I
call phantomals para temporals that appear more animal like than
human like. Again read my book called pet Ghosts. In
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many cases, our ability to see and interact with them
is just as surprising to us as their ability to
see and interact with us is to them, And yet
some of them appear to truly understand what is going on.
It seems rather likely that future humans do in fact
figure out how to travel into the past. They may
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not be fully organic like us, though, because we think
of ourselves as organic. We are organocentric beings. But you
are composed of metal as well. When spilled your blood
leaves iron rust. As we advance, we will surely become
more like cyborgs, blurring the line between the current concept
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of man and machine. It's already happening. How often do
you see someone with a tiny cell phone slash computer
practically glued to their ear. In the future, we will
have a combination of organic and inorganic, just like the
advanced ships of the Para temporals. And that is why
some describe such qualities of grays, and also why there's
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something so unsettlingly inhuman about the men in Black or MIIB.
If you want to understand the MIIB, you must ask
yourself one very simple question, why, especially throughout the twentieth century,
that these men always dress in black? It is now
so well known that it seems they would stick out
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like sore thumbs, and because of that we don't hear
as many reports of them. For the most part, they
have apparently changed their dress. But why well, think about this.
In the early nineteen hundreds, if you saw a man
walking down the street wearing a black hat and a
black suit, you might notice him, but he would not
look extremely out of place. And in the late nineteen hundreds,
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if you saw a man walking down the street wearing
a black hat and black suit, you might notice him,
but again he would not look extremely out of place.
This particular outfit was flexible enough to work within the
social context of a century or more. Therefore, if you
are jumping around traveling through time, and within the course
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of one work day, you might find yourself visiting nineteen fifteen,
and then nineteen eighty nine, and then nineteen fifty three. Well,
you could keep the same clothes all the while. This
is a convenient suit that fits within the general fashion
of an era, not specific enough to be quite right,
but not so generally strange to draw unique attention. If
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the para temporal loup hypothesis is correct, then the MiB
are future humans slightly cyborg, perhaps with alien influence, who
work to keep the secret of para temporal contact and
time travel for the benefit of future humans, and that regard,
they are the most human of the para temporals. Now,
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of course, I don't mean to say there aren't regular
old government spooks running around in black suits as well,
but there is much less of that than you might think.
All Right, I'm gonna pause right there, and I feel
I feel pretty good about the fact that when I
come back for this last segment of the show, I'm
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gonna be able to finish this chapter, and then I
may even have time to talk to you about something else.
Because I couldn't help it, I did look up the
suppose it explanation for why jellyfish and lobsters are sometimes
called biologically immortal. Now, I know that, you know, if
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you cut off like a limb from a starfish, it
can grow back. And I know that you know if
a lizard loses its tail gets bitten off, it can grow.
But what are they talking about? Well, I think I'll
have time to get into that, and that's not something
I was planning to talk about. By the way, at
the end to the show and who knows, maybe even more. OK,
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and now let's get back to the reading, shall we.
Given that standard non paranormal government and military powers form
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the bulk of our system, and they thrive on creating
confusion to maintain their secrecy. This whole thing is further
complicated by low level government taking advantage of the ridicule
factor associated with people who discuss the paranormal. For example,
let's say a military division is practicing how to secretly
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run through a civilian area at night, and they choose
your own backyard as a practice course before going into
a live warzone. If your dog starts sparking and you
look outside to see men running by with rifles, you'll
likely call the police. But what if those same men
are wearing rubber alien masks? You might hesitate to pick
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up the phone and tell the local authorities you've seen
two aliens in your backyard. For this reason, I feel
confident the governments often discussed their personnel and equipment in
the guise of paranormal imagery from modern pop culture, and
it works. The real para temporal seem to have a
fascination with human life forms and especially blood. There were
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reports of Mothman chasing a blood mobile chupacabra sucks blood.
Cattle mutilations leave carcasses without blood, and again it's not
inconceivable some of them are actually eating humans. The idea
of the vampire itself is likely based on this fact.
As brown Stoker wrote, the blood is the life, and
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when para temporals appear, they often leave traces of radiation.
Firsthand witnesses have shared records of radiation exposure and conjunctivitis
with me. Massive radiation has also a tendency to settle
in some parts of mutilated cows. There are many ways
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in which strain beings manifest, and there are evidence and
methods we can use to discern the real para temporals
from deceptions and illusions. But keep in mind that all
of these phenomena may exist within those loops so abundant
that they enshroud our lives in the entire human experience.
As you hear these words, the world outside your window
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may essentially look the same, but just beyond your view
it is changing in some fundamental way. And since we're
talking about time travel, there is at least one other
point that should be made. It's possible that those or
at least some of those who travel into the past
cannot interact with it. They might be invisible to us,
or partially visible, since their dimensional position may be close
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to ours but does not completely merge. If that's the case,
they might appear as the shadowy figures that quietly watch us,
the infamous shadow people that Heidi Hollis talks about as
opposed to shat How do we phantasmal forms that might
simply be ghosts that, if not fully materialized shadow people
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behave in a particular fashion that defines them. They often
tend to crouch back in a corner or some other
subtle nook and watch us, And yet when they are noticed,
they quickly exit. If from the future of this could
explain why they run. They know that if you merely
perceived them, it could influence the chain of events, altering
the timeline, jeopardizing the future. There are other pair temporals
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that simply watch us. Though we enjoy stories about those
we feel help us, angels and such, yet some of
the most frightening stories you can imagine come from those
of a ghoulish nature. One story that raised the hair
on my flesh was that of a young woman who
moved into a haunted house. At first, she didn't know
it was haunted. The first night, she woke up at
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two am sharp and sprang upright in bed, all seem fine.
The second the exact same thing happened at two am,
and again the third night. After she told a coworker,
He suggested she set up a camera in the room
and he lent her his. That night, the same thing happened,
but with the camera rolling this time. The next day,
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upon returning from work, she watched the footage. There she
was lying asleep in bed, all normal, and then at
one fifty seven am, a tall black form very similar
to the Grim Reaper, quietly drifted up to her bedside.
He stood there silently, watching her sleep until one fifty
nine am, then he turned and glided away. Moments later,
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she sprang upright at two am. Just as some of
these Peara temporals want our blood, others simply want our energy.
And if you see them and are panicked, you withdraw
your energy filled. But when you don't see them and
you're relaxed and at ease, your aura is wide and radiant,
you're vulnerable, and it's easy for them to feed off
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your energy directly without your attention. The pair of temporals
that slip in and out of this realm sometimes orient
themselves to humans and take our orgone. So when one
realizes that a para temporal is trying to avoid observation,
it is because that being is either a bio feeder
or a partially manifested time traveler from the future, attempting
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to stay hidden as he or she watches us for
a variety of purposes. This realm, this synchronistic fantasy, in
which we perceive so much yet are conscious of so little,
is truly an overwhelming place. In the most technical sense,
this very moment is all that really exists, the here
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and now. But how long is that moment? Time is
indeed a flexible thing. Your time machine, the one between
your ears, is processing data as quickly as it can.
Your worm whole brain is sucking it in and shooting
it out as rapidly as possible, the frequency changing all
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the while. And as the program runs through where is
it leading? What happens when you reach the end? Oh
my goodness, Okay, I made it to the end of
that chapter. Let me tell you that I am exhausted
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that takes that drains you to record two Strange Things
podcasts back to back. But you know what, here's the
exciting news. The next time I decide to read from
this book, and I don't know when that will be.
There was only one chapter left. It's called chapter seven,
Your Purpose and Intention. That will be the big grand
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finale of this entire thing. And then after that I'll
be able to sew all this together and have my
audio book. So okay, let's get back to the weirdo
factoid that I came across that said that. And I
just picked up a book and randomly it said did
you know that? You know, lobsters and jellyfish are biologically immortal?
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So I look that up, and let me just tell
you what I came up with, because it seems like
it's a little too complicated to really try to dig
into from like a clinical point of view. But apparently,
according to like big think dot com, lobsters have some
kind of an enzyme that it always replaces the old
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growth on their shells and that so basically it's kind
of like whenever something dies, it just keeps being replaced.
And they say, right here, this is a quote. Lobsters
do not die from old age, but from exhaustion. So
that's weird, isn't it. Like so their bodies, they're saying,
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can stay healthy for a long time, but then eventually
they just get tired. I know another way they die,
don't you. I don't want to offend all of the
uh the non lobster eaters out there, so I will
not but I will not say more. But you know what,
the oldest lobster they think on record was named George,
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and they say that he lived at a seafood restaurant
in New York City and they estimated that he was
one hundred and forty years old when he died. But
now when it comes to jellyfish, that's a different story.
The jellyfish really do seem to be immortal because apparently
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the jellyfish they have, there's only one type of jellyfish,
and you can read about this on your own. This
particular type of jellyfish has this ability to literally regress
its age, so it can no matter how old it gets,
if it wants to. They're saying that it can regress
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to an earlier age and then go back to a
later age, and it just has complete flexibility to do this.
And listen to this, I kid you not. Scientists are
saying that there are probably some of these jellyfish out
there floating around right now that have been around for
at least sixty six million years before you know the
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demise of the dinosaurs. I mean, like, inject me with
some of that, right, forget the stem cells. I'll find
some of these jellyfish. I'll eat them every day. It's
so weird. Okay. Well, as they say, if you're curious,
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you learn something new every day. Okay, it is now
time for me to let my jaw rest a little bit,
and that doesn't happen quite often. So let us, as usual,
take a deep breath, if you can, close your eyes, relax,
Let's focus on making your next week the best one ever. Huh.
Some people even take a piece of well, they take
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like a beverage or a bottle of water. They put
it in front of the speaker and when I play
this tone, and then they drink it afterward. But here
it is the good fortune tone. That's it for this
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