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am Joshua P. Warren, and each week on this show
I'll be bringing you brand new mind blowing content, news exercises,
and weird experiments you can do at home, and a
lot more. Now, let me tell you I have told
some wild stories in my life, and the one you
are about to hear is right up there. Because I

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finally got to go explore my new land, my new
private property near Area fifty one and Rachel Nevada. You
have to understand something. I have been all around that
area before, but I have never been able to actually
explore this particular piece of famed property because it's always

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been private, so I couldn't go on private property. Well
now it's my private property, and oh boy, that changes everything,
because you might be surprised if you didn't realize this.
I bought this piece of property as soon as I
saw that it was on the market. I didn't even

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go and visit it. Okay, this land is about two
and a half hours from my house, and I just
knew it's it's reputation and I just said I'll take it. Boom,
bought it right then and there, and that I've I've
owned it for a while without ever actually going to
my new land. And that's because, as you also might recall, simultaneously,

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I bought this new house here in Vegas where I've
been setting up my new studio and office and workshop
and lab. All this stuff kind of hit it once
and so and finally, finally, I was like a kid
on Christmas morning when it came time to assemble my
little Scooby Doo gang to go off into the desert

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and spend the night and see what the heck is
going on out there. Okay, so I'm gonna do my
best to tell you everything that happened, and uh, I'm
still trying to make sense of some of it, and
maybe some of you will have some thoughts on on
this to help me make sense of what I've experienced.
Let me just start by saying that, you know, I
have been working in the radio business or the podcasting

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business now, whatever you want to call it, uh, for
probably like twenty years, and I started out on live radio,
and I've always had a very good sense of timing.
So if you say, okay, Josh, read a thirty second
commercial or whatever, I wouldn't even have to look at
a clock and I could nail it right about thirty seconds.
It's just I think a lot of people in professional

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broadcast thing have that instinct. And so I've always been very,
very sensitive to the passing of time, the flow of time.
And I got thrown off for the first time when
I moved to Puerto Rico, where I was in the
middle of the Bermuda Triangle because they're uh, suddenly my
clock wasn't working anymore. A lot of times it seemed
like the days would pass much faster than they were

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supposed to be passing. And of course, when I came
back to you know, when I left the Bermuda Triangle,
everything was back to normal. Well here in the Nevada Desert,
in the Nevada Triangle, it seems to be sort of
the opposite thing. Here. Time passes much more slowly than

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it should, a day stretches on for a long long time.
And I'm telling you this because even though this is
just my opinion, my subjective impression, my experience, still we
have all of these people who are talking about their
being a space time warp. There are vortexes, there are

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portals around here where it's easier to access other dimensions,
and maybe that's one of the reasons that so much
research takes place here. There's so much alien contact, abductions,
missing time, all that kind of stuff here and the
Nevada Desert. So I just wanted to set the stage
a little bit with that. Okay, here we go. So

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I didn't tell anybody exactly when when I was going
to go visit this property, other than I told my
mom and dad who live in North Carolina, And just
in case you know, we didn't come back because this
is it's a remote piece of land. It's a it's
a it's a it's a scenic piece of land, but

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it's a piece of dirt and an ocean of dirt, Okay,
and it's out there and next to the mountains, and
you know, if you've ever been to that area, you
know what I'm talking about. And then of course I
decided I would rent a suburban. Uh So I had
a brand new suburban with plenty of space, and I
went with I was gonna go with Lauren, my wife,

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who was going to be our driver, and then bring
three friends and associates, Nick Weird, who hosts my Haunted
Boulder City Ghost tour here in uh Nevada, and his lady,
Christina Patton, who has worked with me on a lot
of different projects, metaphysical projects over the years. And Jason Saraschi,

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world famous UFO night vision videographer. You've heard me talking
about him a lot. I thought, man, this is a
good team right here. So the plan was we were
gonna get together on let's see, Okay, We're gonna get
together on a Tuesday morning and load up all this
equipment and you know I'm talking like, Well, for for

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one thing, I wanted to like stake out the property properly,
mark everything properly. And then I wanted to do to
do a bunch of tests, you know, like do background
E M F readings, uh, background radiation readings, you know,
alphabeta gamma, use a metal detector, take soil samples, and
be like. I had this whole litany of things that

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I wanted to do. So here it is Monday night,
the night before, and everything has been arranged for us
to get the suburban the next morning, and everybody was
gonna get together, We're gonna go. We're gonna head off
here to Rachel, Nevada and that vicinity and so and
this is the closest civilization, as they say, are the

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the closest settlement, I think is the word they use
to Area fifty one. So the suburban had been reserved
for weeks, and I had all my equipment piled up
here at my house ready to go the next morning.
So about ten o'clock at night, Lauren and I decided
to step outside. We have a swimming pool behind our
new house here. We decided to step outside hang out

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by the pool for a little bit. And again, this
is like around ten pm on a Monday night, and
as we're sitting there, Lauren goes, what is that? And
we looked up and over our house is this big, bright,
crisp light and it has it's white, but it has
a little bit of a bluish tinge and this thing

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is not blinking, and it's moving really really steadily and
fast around the sky over our house. Now, we see
airplanes all the time and helicopters, all that. This was
not an airplane or a helicopter. This was certainly not
a satellite. I don't know what this thing was. But
of course we're sitting there scratching our heads, like, seriously,
we're seeing a UFO right now. Lauren ran into the

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house and she had it was there long enough for
her to grab some binoculars and come out and look
at it, and she said, through the binoculars it had
a boomerang shape. So and then this thing, you know,
it flies off into outer space or wherever, and we're like,
oh my god, can you believe that? We're getting ready
to go to this land there area fifty one tomorrow
And we come out and we see this UFO over

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our house tonight. That has never happened here before, by
the way, So I said, I guess that's a really
good sign. They know we're coming. You know something's gonna happen.
I'm rubbing my hands together. Oh it's gonna be good.
So anyway, we get settled down, it's almost eleven o'clock,
we're about to go to bed. Lauren checks her messages

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and she goes, oh my gosh, god, we got we
got a problem. We got a problem. What what She says,
They just canceled our rental on the suburban. I'm like, what,
this thing has been reserved for weeks. We need it
in the morning. It's been canceled. She was told that

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the vehicle was damaged that day and oh, so sorry, Yeah,
I can't have. So we had to scramble really really
fast to get a comparable vehicle. Well, fortunately I was
able to rent another are that it's it's it was
an Infinity Suv. I can't remember what model, but it's

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about the size of a suburban. It's like a seven
passenger big truck thing. So I was like, okay, that'll work.
That should be just fine. You know, problem solved. But
I hate it. When something, you know, at the beginning
of a trip, something like that happens, Julie, you start thinking, Okay,
I don't want to focus on things going wrong here, alright.
So the next morning, Tuesday morning, we got up. We

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we picked up Um we will. Jason came and met
us at our house, loaded up all of his equipment.
I had all of my equipment, so and then we
picked up Nick and Christina. So here we all are
the Scooby Doo gang, Jason, Nick, Christina, myself and Lauren,
and we're rolling down the highway. Now I gotta pull
my notes out here because a lot of stuff happens,
all right. So on the way to Area fifty one,

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you're driving north of Las Vegas. Okay, the way that
that we go, um and you're gonna pass through Alamo
and then finally get up to like the Extraterrestrial Highway,
and you hang a left and you go up to
Rachel that way. So in the in the course of traveling,
you actually go by the time warp area that you've
heard me talk about so much. We're in two thousand eighteen,

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I documented this spot on the side of the desert
where time apparently slowed down for like less than a
split second, so we're barely getting started, all right. We
were we are just passing the time warp area, and
that's when weird things began to happen. It reminds me

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of the beginning of Fear and Loathing where he says
we were somewhere around Barstow when the drugs began to
take hold. But there were no drugs involved here, just
some very strange phenomenon. When we come back, how I'll
dig into it and if you want inside information and
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podcast Network. I am your host, the Wizard of Weird,
Joshua P. Warren, beaming into your wormhole brain from my
studio and Sin City, Las Vegas, Nevada, where every day
is golden and every night is silver. And as we

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passed the time warp, I I looked up. I looked
up at the big display at the front of the
car that has the GPS and the clock and everything,
and suddenly the clock shot fourth an hour ahead. And

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at first I was like, what I mean, I was
kind of confused, and I looked at my own cell phone,
uh clock, and it was fine. And I said, guys,
look this this time has just changed on this infinity
display here right and UM now we were not passing
through time zones on this strip, not even close to it,

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and everybody's like, that's really weird. And after about a
minute it pops back and I go, WHOA, what is
going on here? And then I took my video camera
out and occasionally, as we were going down the road,
once in a while this would happen. It would switch
an hour ahead for a little while, and then it
would switch back. Now, look, I am not telling you

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this is a paranormal phenomenon or that this is some
kind of proof of this vehicle being a time distortion detector.
I'm just telling you this is what happened. Okay. I
don't know if this is a kind of software bug
or what this is, but it was really weird to
us that as we were in this area known for

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massive time slips you've heard about them on this show,
that started happening. I've never seen that happen on a
car before. Okay, this is getting more and more interesting. Finally,
over halfway through the trip, we made it to the
town of Alamo. Now Alamo is where we decided to stay.
Alamo is It's it's a wide spot in the road,

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but that says a lot for this type of region.
Alamo has got like a couple of motels and a
couple of gas stations and that's a about it. But
just having the gas there is a big deal because
if you're heading to Rachel, Nevada by way of Alamo, um,
if you do not stop there and get gas, then

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you are not going to be able to get gas
again for one hundred and sixty one miles. So you're
talking about you'd have to drive another two and a
half hours through some of the harshest desert on Earth
before you can get gas again. And you're probably almost
definitely not gonna have a cell phone signal or anything
like that. So you are on your own. Okay, if

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you if you break down, you have to pray for
a nice trucker to come along and say, I hope
he's not a serial killer. Okay, it's that kind of thing.
So we we said, okay, we're gonna get our motel
room here an Alamo and then from there, you know,
it's like an hour on to Rachel. And by the way,
the town of Rachel, Nevada, it's it was named in
the nineteen seventies. That's how long it took them to

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set of this area because and again settled means it's
a it's a very loose term. There's not a lot
going on there at all. Um. But in the nineteen seventies,
the first baby born there was named Rachel, and sadly
she only lived to be two years old, and so
they named the town after her. I don't know what
happened to her, but that's why it's called Rachel Nevada. Alright.

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So anyway, so we get to Alamo, we fill up
with gas, we check into our motel rooms, and there
it was really cool because they had a refrigerator, a microwave,
and we were able to stock him up with all
the goodies from the gas station and so as I
was actually um checking into the rooms because we had
three rooms for our group. Um. The guy who owns

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the hotel, he's I told him what we were up to.
I said, yeah, we're going out in the desert night.
We're gonna look for UFOs and whatever else. And he goes,
tonight at nine twelve pm, the International Space Station is
going to fly over, and UH say, oh, man, I said,
that is perfect. Now. Unfortunately, this was um almost a

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full moon, so the sky was not as dark as
you know. I mean, I'm telling you, on a new moon,
the sky out there is unbelievable. You can see every star.
But it's still really cool when there's a full moon
because you can see all the land, and you know
how weird and kind of like surreal everything looks when
the moon's full. So anyway, I said, well that's good news.

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So anyway, get back in the car. Now we are
an hour from Rachel. Now we're starting to get we're
on the Extraterrestrial Highway. Okay, things are starting to get
really bizarrow that the train is as it's way, it's
like like over four thousand feet in elevation. The terrains
big and rocky and craggy, and the roads are all

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windy and everything. But then there's no other car on
the road. We don't see any other cars on the road.
And as we're driving through, we're looking around and everything
is very pristine, very clean. There's no graffiti or anything
like that. And as we're driving past this rock cliff,

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Christina and Jason in the back say, whoa did you
see that? Like what they said, Josh, that rock back
there we just passed, said Warren on it. So what, yeah,
it said Warren. So Lauren stops the car, we turn around,

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and we drive back, and sure enough, I'm telling you there, no,
there are no other markings anywhere but on this rock
face and big white letters obviously done by hand, like
with spray paint or something like that, that clear as
a bell. W A R R E M. There's this.

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There's nothing else like this anywhere on this route. And
I did not make it public, and I was going
to be taking this trip or anything along those lines.
And Nick he even ran over there and he starts like, look,
taking a closer look at it. He goes, it looks
like it's you know, it's maybe pretty fresh, you know,
maybe like a week or two old or something. But
I mean we're sitting there like what does this mean?

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So then of course everybody starts like thinking about uh,
like conspiratorial stuff. And then like Jason goes, wait a second.
You know, the government definitely knows you're coming here. You
saw a UFO last night. Who knows what that was.
Is it possible that they intentionally canceled your original rental?

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So they so you'd rent this car that's been bugged
and all that's kind of like I'm thinking, I don't know, maybe,
I mean, maybe it's possible. All right. So anyway, look,
that was really weird. I don't know what that means,
but it means some I think it means I'm tapping
into some kind of amazing synchronicity on this journey here,
and some he knows I'm coming, and somebody knows this

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is part of my destiny. All right, So we keep
on going. Finally we make it to the Little Alien,
which is the center of Rachel, Nevada. Okay, it's it's
a restaurant, it's a bar, it's a gift shop, it's
got there's some rooms you can stay in there, and uh,
you know, it's it's an icon. It's a classic place

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and uh, I've been there before. I love it. You know,
you can go in there and buy all kinds of novelties.
The food is good, the drinks are great. Everybody's super nice. Okay,
So we get to the Little Alien and we walked
in the door and it was weird because it was
one of those moments where we go in there and
then uh, every seat at the bar was filled and

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we step in the door and it's like the conversation
stops and every head turns and looks at us, and
then we're just like hi. So then a waitress is like, yeah,
you can I help you. I was like, yeah, we're
gonna eat, and she goes, well, have a seat. So
we go over, we sit down, and the people at
the bar go back to their business. And so uh

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that's when Nick and Jason were like, uh, I wonder
how many of these people are agents here, you know,
or maybe they're maybe they're aliens that are disguised. I mean,
like you can imagine. Okay, but they're thinking some of
these people there know who we are. Okay. Anyway, so
we order some food. I buy some goodies. In the meantime, Um,

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this lady comes over who I believe is the owner
of the Alien. She's very nice lady, and she started
talking to us, and I was telling her that I am, Um,
I'm getting ready to go out to this land that
I recently bought, but I've never actually been there before,
and I was a little concerned about finding the land
because I have the GPS coordinates. Um, but some of
the roads are really weird and kind of blocked off.

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And again, this is a piece of desert in the
middle of an ocean of desert, and I wasn't exactly
sure if I could find this land, so I was
really concerned. And I said, by the way, is it
dangerous out out in that area? And she goes, well,
everybody talks about rattlesnakes. She goes, there aren't there many rattlesnakes.
Occasionally there's a mountain lion. She goes, we we do
have scorpions. She says, um, but you know, she acted

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like it was fairly safe to be out there tonight.
All right. So I pull out a map and I'm
showing her where my land is, and she said, um,
let me get this fellow over here. And I won't
use his name, but he might be able to help
you out because he works in that area on an
alfalfa farm. All right. So this guy comes over and

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he's a real nice fella, and he says, yeah, yeah,
I think I know where it is. So anyway, I say, look, ill,
i'd like to hire you to guide me to this property.
And and he said, oh, you don't have to pay
me anything, and I was like, no, no, no no, I insist.
So he goes, okay, we'll finish up your dinner and
we'll go out there and I'll try to help you
find it and make sure you got the right place.

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So we finish up our dinner, we go outside and
he said he has a big, old black truck and
he says, you mind if I bring a couple of
friends with me, and uh one of them is uh, well,
one of them is a guy from Scotland. It's actually
it's two people from Scotland. It's a guy from Scotland
and his wife and she's from Scotland. I don't know
what the story is. I don't know who these people are.
All I know is they're from Scotland. He mentioned something

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about that, and I heard their accents. I was like, yeah,
I don't that's fine. So now I have this, uh
man I've never met before, and these two people from
Scotland I've never met before, and they're in this black
truck and they're leading us off into the desert and
one dirt road turns into another dirt road and then
another dirt road, and then the guy stops and he

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rolls down his window and he goes, I'm kind of
confused here myself. And the next thing you know, here
we are we're in the desert, we don't know where
we are, and then something really unexpected to have. But
when we come back, I will continue telling you about
my first experience going to explore my brand new property

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near Area fifty one. I'm Joshua P. Warren. You're listening
to Strange Things on the I Heart Radio and Coast
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(26:02):
Things on the I Heart Radio and Coast to Coast.
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well I can tell you about them. I can tell
the tale if I if I make it, if I
make it back. So here we are. Now we're lost
in the desert. Now keep in mind this is the
middle of July. I mean we're talking about temperatures like

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a hundred and twelve, hundred and thirteen. I mean like
this is this is insane. We're not far from Death Valley,
the hottest place on Earth, and Now everybody's kind of confused,
and we're it seems like we're maybe driving in sir Les,
And I mean, we see the giant ring of mountains
around us that are kind of like the barrier between

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us and Nella's Air Force Space an Area one and
Groom Lake and S four and all of this, and
I'm thinking, like, we're just kind of driving around here.
I hope that we don't accidentally like cross some boundaries
and encroach upon the Camo guys. If you know who
they are. The Camo guys are some kind of like

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paramilitary security outfit apparently that they hire to guard the perimetery,
because the perimeter of the base there around Area fifty one.
And if you encounter them, they are not nice. And
if they don't shoot you, they can confiscate all your equipment,
and I mean, you can have a really bad day
if you encounter them. So finally, the guy in the

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black truck, he says, listen to this. The sky otsman
here is getting a GPS signal on his phone. Now
I don't know what kind of service he was using,
and it wasn't much of a signal, but it was
enough so that he was able to get some coordinates
for us, because even my own GPS receiver was having

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some issues. So long story short, we finally realized we're
we're way off track and we make it to the
corner of the property, this big, vast desert with these scenic,
striking mountains of the distance, and we're it's just like,
we're so happy. We're all jumping up and down. Yeah,

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we found the property, you know. So I pull out
a steak and I hand it to uh Nick weird there,
and I said, hey, let's hammer the first steak into
the corner of this property. And Nick is out there
about the hammer and the Scotsman who kind of saved
the day here. He says, let's mark this occasion properly

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and he pulls out Listen, he pulls out a set
of bagpipes and he starts playing the bagpipes in the
middle of the desert as we're hammering in the steak
on the first corner of the property. This is like
something out of a movie. I mean, like and he's

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playing the heck out of this Sega case beautiful. So
we got the mountains and the breeze and this blazing
sun and the Scotts is playing and Nick's hammer, It's like, what,
oh my god. So I was kind of mesmerized by
by this, and then I was like, I better like videotapes. So,
you know, I started videotaping because I do intend to

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make a documentary about my whole experience getting this land,
studying it, and then building my machine there. That's going
to open a portal. If you don't know what I'm
talking about, go back and listen to some of my
earlier podcast. That's my goal. It might take me a
year or two, but that's what I planned to do
with his land. So anyway, okay, so we were so

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happy with you know, the Scotsman and everybody. They they
they helped us out, and then of course anyway they
left us. And here we are now and this vast
quiet part of the desert, all by ourselves on this land.
That was a striking I'll post some pictures for you
on my Twitter account. I'll tell you more about that later.
And so um, okay, So I go out there and

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I'm metal to tech. I didn't find anything. I used
a Geiger counter, there was no alphabeta gamma radiation. I
took some soil samples that I'm gonna be playing with
And then of course, um, you know, uh, there was
a point where we looked over in a giant antelope
came barreling down a road toward us and then ran off.

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So that was pretty cool. It was kind of scary also.
Um So then uh so darkness falls and uh, we've
got the whole property marked off, and it seems very
very quiet. There's no the land is it's you know,
it's got some scrubby stuff and some holes on it,
but there's no rattlesnakes or anything. I had some gators

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on to help me throws around. So the darkness falls
and it gets so quiet and peaceful, and the gigantic
moon rises and I mean it just looks like, uh,
it looks like a painting, right. And so then Jason
he can't really use his third gin two well because
it's too bright out there, but he broke out some

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other cameras and um, we started seeing some some lights
that we couldn't explain because but you have to understand,
this is a no fly zone because it's so close
to the area fifty one, so you're not gonna see
commercial airplanes, helicopters. It's a very very clean environment. So
if you see a light, um, you're either looking at

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something that the military has produced, or you're looking at
an alien or some kind of natural phenomenon, and you
don't really know exactly what what you're looking at. We
saw some strange things, but I can't I've gotta be
honest with you. I cannot go far enough to say
what we saw could not have just been some military stuff.

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I'm just not sure yet. This is just my first
time there, okay, but we we are analyzing some footage
and I'll give you a follow up. So all right,
it's nice, it's dark, and uh, some of the rocks
in Nevada they glow under a UV light. And so
I think it was Christina. She took out a UV

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light and she's shining it around on the ground, and
there was sure enough a nice big rock that was
glowing kind of pink in that UV light, and I
was like, oh cool. So I collected some of these
glow in the dark rocks. There were two or three
of them around, and then she I hear Christina go whoa,
And I look over and glowing in this UV light

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is the biggest dag gone scorpion I have ever seen
in my life. Now, you may or may not know
that basically, all scorpions glow under a black light, under
a UV light, and thank goodness they do. Uh. And
this scorpion, I'm the big guy, and this thing was

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as big as my hand, and it, oh, it would
look mean, but it was beautiful. He was glowing green
with that purple light all around it. And then and
then uh, somebody goes, there's another one. Oh no, there's
scorpion number two. It's about as big as scorpion number three.
And then I go, oh, there's another. Now we got
scorpion number three. It's smaller, but it's scorpions are everywhere, okay,

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And I mean, here's what you have to understand. They
they glow like green, and they look amazing under this
black light. But these when when the black light is
not on, they blend right in their own and tan.
They're called bark scorpions. And these are the most venomous
scorpions in all of North America. If one of these

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things hits you with its stinger, they say you are
gonna have at least twenty four hours of extreme pain,
just severe pain. It's gonna swell up. A lot of
people start foaming at the mouth, they have problems breathing.
I mean, some people, of course die just because they
have a reaction like that where they can't breathe. It's
not common for people to die. But you're gonna have

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a really, really bad twenty four forty eight hours if
this thing hits you. These scorpions are also particularly sinister
because well, they can climb, they can climb right up
a vertical wall somehow, and they have poor eyesights, so
they're really scared. Like it's there. It's it's easy to
scare them and make them strike out. And one of
them actually started like chasing Jason. So this, I mean,

(34:54):
this was this was legitimately spooky having these scorpions running around.
But so anyway, look came nine twelve pm. We're staying
away from the scorpions, thank goodness, Thank low in the dark,
the space station appears. It flies overhead and the sky
is so huge it we were able to see the

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space station for like seven minutes, a big bright light flow.
It was. It was, it was amazing. It was amazing.
So then we packed up and the little alien was
was open late, and so we decided we dropped back
in there um and and tell everybody we're alive. And
so we went in there, we had a drink and

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everybody was happy to hear about our scorpion stories and
all that. And so then we drove an hour back
to Alamo, and when we got there, we checked into
our rooms. And you have to be real careful by
the way when you're driving that route at night, because
it's open range and there are these big black cows
that will just stand there in the middle of the road.

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But we didn't have any problem on the way, act
the time started changing again, and then I took out
a tri field natural e F E M F meter
and this thing started getting hit their big, crazy weird
surges of electromagnetic fields. The tri field natural emeter was
just going nuts. I don't know what was making it

(36:20):
act like that. So, you know, Jason saying like, maybe
there's a drone following us. I don't know. But we
get back to the hotel there an Alamo. The motel,
we all had a bite to eat, and then we
set outside that night and I'm I'm kid you not.

(36:41):
We're like smoking pipes, drinking whiskey. Nick he reads cards,
Christina reads cards. We just sat around and like we're
reading there doing readings. It was We're just a bunch
of weirdos, like a motley crew in the desert late
at night. I'm sure if you could have been a
fly on the wall, you you would have enjoyed those conversations.

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So there were a few more strange lights that began
to appear overhead, and so Jason was getting really excited,
and Jason goes, I don't think I'm gonna sleep all night.
I think I'm gonna stay up all night and watch
the sky around here. So the rest of us were
tuckered out, so we decided to go to bed the
next morning. Well, I woke up to another little interesting surprise,

(37:25):
and I'll tell you about that when we come back.
Oh there's so much I have to leave out due
to time, but in time you will hear it all.
I'm Joshua Pete Warren. You're listening to Strange Things on
the I Heart Radio and Coast to Coast ay AM
pay a normal podcast network, and I will be right back.

(38:24):
Welcome back to the final segment of this edition of
Strange Things on the I Heart Radio and Coast to
Coast AM Paranormal Podcast Network. I am your host, Joshua
Pete Warren. And you know, when we were at the
Little Alien, I said to the bartender, I bet you
just know all the good UFO stories, not you, And

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she paused, and she turned around, and you know how
she answered that question. She plopped down two gigantic binders
in front of me, just chock full of nothing but reports, pictures, drawings, sketches.
I mean from just customers at the Little Alien. They've

(39:10):
collected all these things. It was amazing. It was so
cool to sit there and sip a drink and look
through all these and I mean some of these artists
were pretty darn good. If you're ever at the Little Alien,
tell the bartender you want to see the binders. And
I'd like to scan all that stuff in So anyway, okay,
back to the story. All right, So here we are.

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Everybody goes to bed at the the end there the
motel and Alamo, except for Jason Sarachi. He is the
uh he is the energizer bunny kid. Okay, the energizer kid.
He just goes and goes and uh so the next morning, uh,

(39:56):
I get a walk outside, Okay, and there are two
police officers standing next to my car with two police
vehicles in the parking lot, and I'm like, okay, what
did we do? What did we do? And but you know,

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the so the in the cops that you know, they
look right at me for a second and then they
smile and kind of nod, and I'm like, hey, guys,
how's it going? You know, They're like fine, and then
they just ignored me. I was like, what what's happening?
You know, of of all places in this town, why
are they here next to my car? And supposedly turns

(40:37):
out that somebody else staying at the motel was in
a little fender bender and her car was parked next
to my car and she had filed a reporter or
called somebody, and next thing, you know, I mean, there's
like two cops and two cop cars. I mean, small town.
But that was the explanation. Now, if you are conspiratorially minded,

(41:01):
you're thinking, yeah, yeah, that's that's why they were there.
Sure their big brothers keeping an eye on you and
what's you're up to? Mr Warren? And then Jason, and
this is just kind of funny. He said that, uh,
he'd been out there all night long looking at UFOs
and he locked himself out of his room and he

(41:22):
had to wake up the poor man who owns that
hotel in the middle of the night to get the
key and uh, but it turns out the guy who
owns the motel is a huge UFO fiscionado and they
ended up talking for like an hour and a half
about UFOs and night vision. And you know, if you
go to Vegas UFOs dot com, Jason can take you

(41:43):
out into the desert and uh, I'll let you see
some of the amazing things to behold through third generation
night vision goggles. If you are an American citizen, it's
against the law to do that. Uh, if you're not
a US citizen. But anyway, Vegas uf dot com or
you know, if you go to if you want to
get some night vision goggles yourself, go look at the

(42:05):
options at Para temporal dot com. That's p A r
A Para temporal dot com. So we get back in
the car, we drive around this There's there's actually a
lake there called the Parana Gat Lake where all these
springs sort of drain down into this valley and there's

(42:26):
lush growth, which is why you know there are cattle
and whatnot out there, and uh yeah, the Parana gat
Lake is is interesting because to me that when I
think of the word Parana gat I think of the
Parana gat Man. And I've talked about this before, but
right around area fifty one, there are these petroglyphs that
are only found around that area of what is called

(42:50):
the Parana gap Man and these were carved thousands of
years ago. There's probably like a dozen of these things,
maybe more, and they it looks like an alien And
most people do not know about this. Get online and
look up pictures of paranic ap Man. I know you're
not gonna be able to spell that. Probably p A
r A in A g h A T. I think

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that's right. That's how my wife wrote it. I better
check it. Lauren will tell it to be the first
to tell you that she's not the best speller. Okay,
p A h Okay, here we go. P A h
r A n A g A T. Just if you
get something, if you type in something close to that,

(43:34):
surely it will come up paranic at Man. And look
at these petrick lifts that are found all around there. Now,
what are the chances that these like alien looking. Things
would have been carved all around this area that is
now Area fifty one, that is now a paranormal hot
spot that is in the Nevada Triangle thousands of years ago.
Come on, alright, So we went back home after that.

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Everything was smooth sailing. And now again we're analyzing our footage.
We're combing through it and this is the beginning of
a saga of an epic. Oh have an epic soap opera.
You know, there's so much more to come. Why why

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didn't I see a UFO the night before all this happened?
And why was my name Warren on that cliff on
the way in and it was the only thing on
the way in written on a cliff. What does all
this mean? I'm not sure, but I'm going to post
some of my pictures so far. If you go to

(44:46):
my Twitter feed, that's you just go to just type
in Twitter and Joshua pe Warren or at Joshua pe Warren,
or if you go to Joshua pe Warren dot com,
you will find um where I on the front of
my homepage. There um there's a little box that you
can click to go to my Twitter account, and you

(45:07):
don't have to have a Twitter account. You have to
sign up for Twitter. If you don't have a Twitter account.
Looking at somebody's Twitter page, it's just like looking at
a website. You just go there and click it and
you look at all the threads and I'm gonna post
pictures there. I'm gonna post a picture of one of
these scorpions, and I'm going to post some of the
very first pictures of this land. This is how I'm

(45:29):
going to post it on my Twitter feud. And I
hope while you're there, you'll you'll follow and retweet and
all that kind of stuff. You know what. It's a
matter of fact. Um, I am almost gosh. You know.
I originally agreed to record fifty two episodes of this podcast.
Pretty soon I'm gonna be recording episode one. And if

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I want to mention this. This is almost like a
public service announcement. Before I went out into the desert,
I bought a snake bike kit. And you've probably see
these things. They have like a little suction cup on them,

(47:43):
and you're supposed to, you know, and sometimes they have
a razor plate and if somebody gets bitten, you're supposed
to like slice around the wound and then take that
little suction thinky and suck the poison out. And I
did a lot of research and everybody said that, um,
those don't work. That that when you get injected with venom,

(48:03):
that venom flows almost instantly through your body, and just
sucking out what's around the wound, it's not gonna do
anything for you. Really, your best bet is to just
try to keep the wound below the heart because I
guess you might get a little advantage from from gravity,
so the poison doesn't flow towards the heart is quickly.

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But you just have to do whatever you can to
get medical help. So that sucks. But fortunately, at least
on my property, I we we don't have a rattlesnake thing.
But there are scorpions, but they glow in the dark.
We can see them. Thank you Lord, thank you. Okay uh.
I have so many updates to give you soon, but hey,

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thank you for listening to this show. Chill out, relax.
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