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find a ward of weird. This is strange. I am
Joshua P. Warren, and each week on this show, I'll
be bringing you brand new mind blowing content, news exercises,
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and weird experiments you can do at home, and a
lot more. On this edition of the show, the truth
about UFO crash, debris, probes and implants. At least, this
is as close as I can get to the truth
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right now, I'm going to share it with you. Okay,
let's just go ahead and get this probing thing out
of the way. Right here at the top of the show.
I have met people who have told me face to
face about being probed. Now. Fortunately, I have no personal
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experience with this, and the people who say this seem
very sincere and believable, so I have no real reason
to believe or disbelieve them. But here is what I
think is unfortunate. Let us imagine there are beings out
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there so advanced we cannot comprehend the level of their
sophisticated technology. They have mastered reality to such an extent
they can travel impossible distances by warping space time and
conquering interdimensional boundaries to essentially teleporting come here and study
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us with their singular most impressive measurement device, a sleek
and simple probe that can download the diagnostics of your
very DNA, your thoughts in mind, perhaps even download your
very spirit for analysis. But here's the bad news. Yeah,
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it's got to go up there. They couldn't figure out
a better way. That's where they finally got stumped. Or
maybe they're just on a tight budget and that's the
cheap way to do it. I mean is that the
case could be. I don't know, and I'm really not
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in a position to judge, but that's one of the
things I struggle with when it comes to that that's
just that's that's the most honest answer I can give
you right now about that. So what do you think?
What do you think? But look, there is a lot
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to dig into here, my goodness, there was a lot. Okay,
let me just start with some of my things that
are more relevant to stuff that I've actually held in
my hands. Uh In two thousand and ten, I'm sure
I've talked somewhere on this podcast about the fact that
around then I was well, I met a man named
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Charles Wade at a UFO conference in Nevada, and Uh.
He told me that he had UFO crash to breathe
what he thought was possibly crashed to breathe that he
had collected uh, not far from the Roswell area. And
Charles Wade had had an interest his whole life in
this because that his father was one of the guys
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who was living right there in the Roswell area. When
Mac Brazil discovered the debris on his land and back
in n and uh and actually asked Charles father everybody
calls him Chuck. Chuck Awaite asked Chuck's father um if
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he would help remove the debris, and his father was
too busy, so he didn't do it, and his father
always kind of regretted that that he missed this golden
opportunity to see this stuff. Uh well, Chuck. As he
grew up, UM, I think he was always just infatuated
with with this tail. And so he was out there
in the desert all the time, looking through like dried
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up recently dried up ponds and lake beds with metal detectors,
and he found this material. And he sent me a
number of samples of this now that we're talking about,
this was, you know, like twelve thirteen years ago, I
guess he sent me a number of samples. And there's
some of my most interesting and treasured possessions. Because um,
as soon as they look like slivers of kind of
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like aluminum, you know, but some are thin like you
could bend them with your fingers. Some are thick enough
that you cannot. And so the first thing I did
was take one of these little slivers of this stuff,
and I wanted to see what would happen if I
put it in an electro static field. And so I
was just in my kitchen at the time, and I
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got a Vandergraft generator, you know, one of those balls
that you put your hands on it makes your hair
stand on end. And I put a pie pan on
on top of it and just charged up a field
and just dropped it in there. And as soon as
I did that, this little sliver stood upright vertical and
started spinning like crazy and moving around inside the pan,
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and it would occasionally actually levitate and hop up and down.
It was absolutely astounding when I when I first saw that,
and so I took video of it and I put
it on YouTube, and it's been up all these years,
and I guess probably if you just do a search
for my name Joshua pe Warren and UFO crash Debris,
maybe it will come up. I need to shoot an
updated video. But anyway, UM, after all these years, I
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have taken that piece of debris out two or three times,
and I have demonstrated it for live audiences. I don't
do it very often, but I have never actually taken
my pieces to be tested. And that's because that when
they are tested, UM, you have to destroy part of
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the sample. And I don't know. I mean, I've got
enough samples that I can do it, and so I'm
finally going to do it. I believe this is the
time for me to do I've just felt really weird.
And I never wanted to do it until I could
walk right into a laboratory and talk face to face
with the scientist who was going to perform the procedure
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and explain everything. And I never had that until just recently,
like less than a year ago. And that this scientist
at this laboratory in Las Vegas, and he's going to
be perfect for this. But um, I will tell you
that back in two thousand and ten, Chuck Wade, he
sent his material to an engineer, a researcher who obviously
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has a scientific background named S. G. Colburn. And Colburn
did this quite extensive analysis and produced a fifty five
page report on the results. And I have this report
in front of me, and here is what this man said,
almost thirteen years ago. He said, these samples contained very
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unusual alloying elements which were not present in aluminum alloys
in ninety If these samples are from an aircraft which
crashed in that year, they are very unusual on that basis.
The codings on the samples are also unusual because conformal
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codings of this type which are blended with metal and
rich in silica, titania, magnesia, sulfate, phosphate, and chloride were
almost certainly not available in nineteen Decodings on the samples
are also somewhat similar to codings on implants remove from
people claiming alien contact. Okay, so this goes on and on,
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like I say, fifty five pages with a lot of
detailed microscope pictures and graphs, and I mean, it's a
it's a it's a very impressive looking report. But still, um,
I got my guy here in Las Vegas, who I
know is one of the best in the world because
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he works with Silicon Valley and NASA and all these
mining companies, and I know I can walk in there
and demonstrate this for him. I'll videotape the whole thing. Uh,
at least that I would like to, if he's cool
with that, videotape the whole thing and sacrifice you know,
one of these pieces for his analysis, and then I
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will be sharing that information with you on this podcast
of course. So that's an exciting thing that's coming up.
I would have done it sooner this year, but I've
just been slammed with you know, you know what I've
been doing. I bought a bunch of new property and
I've just bitten off as usual more than I can show.
But anyway, okay, let's let's get into this whole concept, like,
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what what is the deal with alien implants? How seriously
should we take all this? Well, let's just start with
the almighty Internet. Let's just see what Wikipedia says, shall we?
And uh, this is actually if you look up alien
implants of Wikipedia, it's it's kind of a surprisingly short
article compared to others. It says in ufology, alien implants
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is a term used to describe physical objects allegedly placed
in someone's body after they have been abducted by aliens.
Claimed capabilities of the implants range from telepresence to mine
control to bio telemetry. Okay, let me polse here for
a second. Telepresence, it says, is a set of technologies
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which allow a person to feel as if they were present,
to give the appearance or effect of being present at
a place other than their true location. Okay, that's interesting.
Mind control, duh. Bio telemetry involves the application of you know,
I'm just gonna have to take a break and get
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back to this. This is but listen, you know what, Okay,
you know, I'm always experimenting with weird and interesting and
fun stuff, and sometimes I discover something that I like
to do and it becomes a part of my life,
a part of my routine. I make something, I invent,
some little device or object or system, and I'm like,
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this is really cool I and I think if I
like it, well, maybe you'll like it. And so that's
why occasionally I'll make a little batch of something that
I like, and then I'll send it out there and
I'll put it on my website. It's always a small batch. Well,
I guess what, I've got another one coming up very
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am your host, the Wizard of Weird, Joshua P. Warren,
beaming into your wormhole brain from my studio and Sin City,
Las Vegas, Nevada, where every day is golden and every
night is silver. Back to bio telemetry, they say it
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involves the application. Basically it's too remotely monitor various vital
signs of patients. Okay, so that's what telemetry is about,
it's collecting vital signs. So they're saying that. Okay. Claimed
capabilities of the implants are from telepresence, which sounds really weird,
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like they're they're always kind of with you, to mind control,
to bio telemetry, which they say is um similar to
humans tagging wild animals for study. Okay, now you get that,
And it says, as with UFO subjects in general, the
idea of alien implants has seen very little attention from
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mainstream scientists. And then they give an interesting little history here.
It's not very long, it says, according to Peter. According
to Peter Rogerson, writing in Magonia magazine, the concept of
alien implants can be traced to a March nineteen fifty
seven long John Nevill radio show interview with uthologist John Robinson,
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where Robinson recounted a neighbor's claim of being kidnapped by
aliens in nineteen thirty eight and kept subdued by small
earphones placed behind his ears. Massachusetts resident Betty Anderson claimed
that aliens had implanted a device in her nose during
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her supposed alien abduction in nineteen sixty seven, first publicized
by Raymond Faller in his book The Anderson Affair. A
Canadian woman named Dorothy Wallace claimed a similar experience in
nineteen eighty three. In later years, the claims of authors
like Whitley Strieber would popularize popularized alien abduction ideas in general,
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including reports of unusual implants associated with abductions. John E.
Mac wrote in his book Abduction Human Encounters with Aliens
that he examined a one half the three quarter inch
thin wiry object given to him by a twenty four
year old woman client who claimed he came out of
her nose following an abduction experience. And California podiatris Roger
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Lear also claims to have removed alien implants from patients.
Let me pause for a second and say I actually
got to meet Roger Lear. A couple of times. Nice guy,
nice guy, very interesting. Now here's what the uh the
bunkers say, uh say, It goes on to say, according
to skeptical investigator Joe Nickel, supposed alien implants appeared to
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be ordinary materials, such as a shard of glass, a
jagged piece of metal, and a carbon fiber. The objects
are often found lodged in extremities, such as toes, hands
and shins, and nicols sites. UH is rarely teaching hospital
department head Virgil Priscue's opinion that quote there's no mystery,
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no implants, plaining the normal objects picked up during a
fall or by walking barefoot often becomes surrounded by scar tissue. Okay,
so that's what they say. Some of these people who
write these Wikipedia articles, they're not good. They're not good writers. Okay,
they don't write well. So I have to sort of
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like struggle through some of that. Okay, so now you've
seen that overview, right, we'll get a load of this. Uh.
Episode fifty seven of this show, I interviewed my buddy
Tim are Sworts, and he worked so many years with
Timothy Green Beckley and my goodness, they put out a
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lot of books together, and Tim has a new book
out that he produced with Shawn Castile, two excellent writers,
and uh it's called Alien Artifacts, Incredible Evidence of Exotic
Material from u f O Encounters. And there is additional
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material by Scott Corrallis, Tom Hackney, Hercules and Victus Mark Ali,
Calvin Parker, Paul del Roberts, Alejandro Ojas, Gene Steinberg, Lawn Strickler,
High End Testament, Nigel Watson. Yeah, it's one of those books,
this thing. I just got my copy couple of days ago.
It's three hundred and thirty six pages. And uh, here's
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what the backs says. It's more than just crash flying saucers.
It's no secret that over the decades, exotic material of
unknown origin has been discovered, not only in association with
UFO encounters, but from other sources as well. However, alien
artifacts aren't just little bits of crushed and broken metal.
They can range from archaeological discoveries of items seemingly beyond
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what our ancient ancestors could master, to evidence of possible
biological contamination from alien beings. There's even the time that
crispy pancakes we're handed over from a UFO and exchange
for water the press has repeatedly emphasized that nothing can
be proven about the UFO phenomenon until the hard evidence
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has been found. Well, this book proves the so called
hard evidence has been available for study this entire time,
but research has not only been ignored, it has also
produced results that are just as bewildering as the UFOs themselves.
The twenty six chapters and Alien Artifacts have been written
by some of the finest researchers and writers of the
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study of fort and phenomena and offer a fresh perspective
on the reality of UFOs. And there are many mysteries.
I contacted Tim, I said, Tim, can I read some
of this to my audience because I started reading and
I was like, this is some pretty strange stuff. And
he said, absolutely absolutely please do. And uh, by the way,
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and I'll just tell you up front. I'll probably tell
you again if this book is on Amazon or you
can go to Conspiracy journal dot com. Alien Artifacts is
that it says Timothy Green Beckley's Alien Artifacts. But we
have two temnis here. There's Tim Beckley, or my late
great friend, and then now we have Tim Schwartz, who
is continuing the the enterprise. Okay, let me read some
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little portions of this for you. Are you ready? This
is by Tim Schwartz. I can uh, I mean, let
me switch this screen back? All right, here we go.
A congressional hearing was held on May seventy two by
the House Subcommittee on Government Investigations of Unidentified Flying Objects.
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It was the first meeting of its kind to take
place in more than fifty years. Afterward, Congressman Tim Burchett
called the UFO hearing a quote total joke. He said,
quote we should have heard from people who could talk
about things they'd personally seen, but instead the witnesses were
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government officials with limited knowledge who couldn't give real answers
to serious questions in quote, That's what Burchett said in
a tweet prior to the May seventeenth hearing. Burchett also
claimed that wreckage from UFOs had been recovered, and he
told reporters that multiple sources had informed him of that fact,
but did not elaborate further recovered UFO records wreckage. Where
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have we heard that one before? It is rare that
we would have a U. S. Congressman making such an
inflammatory statement, But like past proclamations about recovered UFOs or
just mysterious debris were given a lot of hyperbole. But
do we have any actual physical evidence from uf thos
or what we think we're UFOs. Well, that's what this
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book is all about. We've named alien artifacts, but actually
we're using this term not to say so much that
we believe that we have recovered things from extraterrestrial spaceships,
but because what we are discussing in this book is
alien and they don't appear to have a normal explanation
for their origins. Okay, So then he goes on to say,
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here's a good example, good example of alien artifacts that
they just aren't chunks of metal that looked like they
came off a mangled soda. Canny says this is the
case of Joe Simenton, the Wisconsin farmer who in nineteen
sixty one was shocked to see a metallic flying saucer
land outside his house, and to him it looked like
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two inverted bowls with exhaust pipes at the ends. The
farmer rushed outside and saw a hatch opening from the craft,
just like the trunk of your car. Inside, Simonton saw
little men about five ft tall. Quote, dark hair, dark eyed,
dark skin end quote and dressed. They wore black or
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navy blue turtlenecks, shirts and helmets. However, the chief had
red stripe pants. According to reports, three beings looked to
be twenty to thirty year and old thirty years old
and Italian in appearance. Gesturing to Simton, the man held
up a metallic jug, indicating he would like to have
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it filled with water, and Simon took the jug and
filled it with water and returned it to the little man.
Simonton looked inside the saucer and saw another little man
cooking quote pancakes on a smooth, square grill like surface,
and so hoping to quote get a conversation out of him.
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The farmer gestured he would like to try the food,
and in return, the pilot handed him four of the
pang cakes, which were quote hot and greasy. Being polite,
Simonton tried the pancake and he said, quote if that
was their food, God help him, because I took a
buy it of one of them, and it tasted like
a piece of cardboard. And if that's what they're living,
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al well, no wonder they're small ink quote. The pilot
indicated that Simonton should step back and close the hatch.
The craft rose up vertically like an elevator, Simonton remembered,
and it shot off into the sky and quickly disappeared. Uh,
as you're gonna hear in a moment. This case actually
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intrigued Dr j Allen Heenech. But I have an even
weirder one that we're gonna get to when we come back. Yeah,
it's hard to I mean, these are not cookie cutter stories,
like have you ever heard of an alien coming down
asking for water and then giving you a pancake? And
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where the unusual becomes usual. Let's get back to the story.
This is weird. The guy's eating alien pancakes. Uh says
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the uh. Okay, So the craft rose up vertically like
an elevator and then shot off into the sky and
quickly disappeared. Everything was timed perfectly, Simentons said. It went
up about twenty ft and then it tilted at a
forty five degree straight south and took off and within
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two to three seconds it was out of sight. It's
an amazing story, but unlike the thousands of other UFO reports,
this one came with actual physical evidence in the form
of strange, bubbly textured pancakes. The guy had one of
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the pancakes. After the story got out the air, Force
sent j Alan Heenech to look into the case, and
according to Heineck, the man's story was genuine. Quote. There
is no doubt that Mr Simonton felt that his contact
was was a real experience in quote, said Heineck, and
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later in a statement from the Air Force suggested they
had the sample tested and they were ordinary buckwheat pancakes
consisting of fat, starch, buckwheat holes, wheat brand and soybean holes,
and officially the Air Force labeled the case as ANNN.
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Like many of the cases we will explore in this book,
Simonton did not seem to have an encounter of some
type with the unknown. Assume he I'm sorry. He did
seem to have an encounter of some type with the unknown,
but the physical evidence left behind did not appear to
be of extraterrestrial origin. That is, unless alien races are
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also growing buckwheat on some distant planet. Okay, you see,
these are the kinds of stories that you you some
of the kinds of stories that you'll get in this book,
really really weird stuff like that. Again, this is alien artifacts,
incredible evidence of exotic material from UFO encounters. Let me
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reach you one more section of this since Tim said
this was cool for me to read. You guys some stuff.
This is called alien tourists. Whenever tourists visit a scenic location,
there are always a few inconsiderate ones that leave something behind,
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usually trash and garbage. But according to an account by
Brent Sponsor on the Mysterious Universe website, a group of
passa Lee out of this World tourists left behind some
interesting evidence of their holiday on Earth. Sometime in nineteen seventy,
a hotel employee in St. Louis, Missouri told investigator John E.
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Schroeder about a group of odd, tiny beings at their
establishment that they believed to be not of this world.
Dorothy Simpson had been sitting at the reception desk of
the hotel when she looked up at a group of
very strange looking individuals standing in front of her. Simpson
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said they were very small, barely at eye level with
the edge of the desk, with pale, slightly triangular faces
that started wide at the eyes but drew thinner down
to pointy chins which held tiny, lipless mouths. The eyes
themselves were large, dark and slightly slanted, and their noses
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were nearly non existent, a little more than two slits.
She also said they all appeared to be wearing very
bad looking wigs, although they were rather androgynous and physical appearance.
Two were in expensive tailored men's suits, and the others
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were dressed and pastel peach dresses. But if not for
the clothes and the different lengths of their hair, there
would have been no way to tell who was male
and who was female. Two of them seemed slightly smaller
than the other, just giving the impression that they were
perhaps children, but it was hard to tell. One of
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the men spoke out in a high pitched voice to
ask for a room, but when Dorothy told him the price,
he didn't seem to understand. He needed help from one
of the women to realize that it meant that he
needed money, And then he pulled out a Chris stack
of bills from his pocket and paid the required amount. Now,
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now listen to this, folks. Okay, this is venty granted,
but listen to this. When she asked the gentleman's name,
he told her he was a bell. Okay, like a
period bell. Now, how bizarre is this? If you know
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the history of this show, and and you know we're
we're part of the Coast to Coast they am paranormal
podcast network. How bizarre is it that, of all the
names that was given, it was a Bell when Art
Bell is the man who created Coast to Coast a
m and Art Bell was the man who had Carville
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the alien the wooden statue which is in my house
right now. Okay, that's just that's kind of that's kind
of a mind boggler right there. Okay, he said he
was a Bell, and she helped sign the register for him,
as he was too short to reach out over the
desk to do it himself. When asked where he was from,
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he pointed up at the sky, but the woman next
to him gently lowered his arm and told her if
they were from Hammond, Indiana. Yeah, this is comical, isn't it,
even providing an address. Afterwards, other employees had noticed just
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how weird the visitors were, which prompted the motel to
check out the Indiana address, which turned out to be fake.
He also did a test of the extremely new bills
they had been given on suspicion they were counterfeit, but
those proved to be real. They also checked the parking
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area for any car with Indiana plates, but there was none,
And later that evening the bellhop found their strange visitors
wandering around in a confused state, helping them find their room.
The bellhop was scolded by one of the women for
turning on the lights too bright, and the next day
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the visitors had vanished despite no one seeing them leave.
It was as if they had just evaporated into thin air.
The only thing left behind is proof of their visit
was the crisp new money they had used to pay
for their rooms, and a lot of unsettled employees wondering
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what to make of their bizarre experience. So in this case,
I guess the alien artifact would be the money. Three
hundred what I say, three hundred and thirty. Use some
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pages of this six pages of this um if you
want to check this out. Yeah, I'm enjoying this right now.
I'm also reading the re release of Whitley Streeper's Communion.
Actually I'm not reading it. It's on audible and I'm
listening to it whenever i'm in the shower. I like
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to listen to audio books, and so Willie Streeper is
reading his new edition of Communion on audible, and um,
it's like twelve hours I think, so it's gonna be
a while before I finish it. But I think he
said they were like three and a half feet tall,
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the ones that visited him, and these had to be
a little bit taller. I guess, I don't know, maybe not.
But this book right here, yeah, this would make good
audio book. Alien artifacts incredible evidence of exotic material from
UFO encounters Shahn, Cas Steele and Tim are sorts. And
again you can go to Amazon and look it up
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or just go to conspiracy journal dot com. Um, thank
you Tim and Sean for allowing me to share some
of this with my audience here. And uh, this is
like all the other books these guys are involved with.
It's just layer up, a layer up, a layer of
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high strangeness, the likes of which you will not find
anywhere else, honestly. Okay, so what's the deal here? You know?
I um, one of my friends as Colonel John Alexander.
He lives here in Las Vegas, and he has done
a lot of work with Bob Bigelow Bigelow Eraspace, and
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Bob Bigelow has been contracted by all kinds of government
agencies to examine, um, you know, UFO debris. And one
time I had this, actually a couple of times, you
know I've had. I had a conversation with with John
Alexander and I said, what exactly does Bob Bigelow have?
What what do you guys have? And here's what he said. Um, okay, Well,
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let me let me just pause for a moment and
point out that people, even if they're my friend, a
lot of people are very hesitant to tell me what's
going on if they have something they want to keep private.
Because I do work in the media. I've been doing
this for a long time, and so people are understandably concerned.
(38:37):
Like if I tell this guy something, well, he can
turn run around and tell everybody else. I don't do that.
If you tell me not to talk about something, I
don't do it, because then you will never trust me again.
And that's a very very fast way for me to
end my credibility and whatever career if you want to
call it that that I've fashioned for myself. So I
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don't do that. But um, when when we come back
from this break, I will tell you what what he
told me and kind of like summarize this thing. And
how how it applies to Area fifty one, and and
then and then I want to tell you about something
I did and on a very personal level the other
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with one of my neighbors. I wanted to wait to
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And welcome back to the final segment of this edition
of Strange Things on the I Heart Radio and Coast
to Coast i AM Paranormal Podcast Network. I am your host,
Joshua P. Warren. And keep in mind, NASA is trained
and equipped to detect objects coming in from outer space.
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Well that doesn't necessarily apply to the UFO or u
AP phenomenon or phenomenon, depending on how you look at it, because, um,
we're talking about things that may just sort of appear
in our environment, you know, um, like they've teleported or something.
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And then if they crash, well nobody knows what crashed.
The military would be the most likely ones to know.
And then the next thing, you know, where it gets
out that there's something here, but it doesn't make a
lot of sense. It's not the normal protocol and all
of a sudden figures, you know, humans with guns. They descend,
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They cordon off the area and they say, we'll take
it from here, go away, and they confiscate everything. And
then they do take it away. And where does it go? Yeah,
nobody knows. So well, nope, we don't get to know
where all of it was, but we know that, you know,
there are pieces of it that have been out there
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long before the government existed. These things, if they're crashing,
then there they've crashed for thousands of years, and there
are pieces of debris out there. And you know, Colonel
John Alexander, he I always enjoy pointing out that he
was in the book and the movie The Men Who
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Stare at Goats. In the movie, he was portrayed along
with various other figures from the book by George Clooney,
And uh, you know, John Alexander has said like, well, look,
Bob Bigelow may have been contracted to do civilian research
on some of this stuff, but you know, he too
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was up he was a civilian and he said, you know,
we've gotten some little pieces of things, but it just
really really little pieces. Of course, on the other hand,
I live here, uh about a two hour drive from
Area fifty one, and so the story has always been
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that whatever crashed at Roswell ended up being taken to
this facility that was built in large park to study
it um, which we now call Area fifty one Groom Lake,
Dreamland Homey Air Force Space, part of the the Nellis
Air Force Space in the Nevada Test Site, etcetera. You know,
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they're all these That's one of the things the military
does to to throw people off as they come up
with like ten or twenty different names for things, and
some of them aren't even names, they're just numbers and
probably even sounds. That's what base is that um. But anyway, look, um,
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I am going to have my stuff tested, and you know,
you gotta keep just a super open mind. That's what
it's all about. I recently I posted on my Twitter
account just at Joshua pe Warren some video clips by
a guru and I just recently started hearing about his work.
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I don't know anything about his background, so hopefully he's
a good guy, said Guru s A. D. H. G
U r you. He's sixty four years old, born in
India and uh, anyway, I just enjoyed some of the
stuff he was talking about in these video clips, and
(45:35):
one of the things he said was, um, even today,
we do not know one single atom in its entirety.
We know how to use them, but we don't know
anything about anything. Over of an atom is empty. We
don't know what that emptiness contains. Over of the cosmos
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is empty. We don't know what that is. So this
is like I give you a million piece jigsaw puzzle,
but you found in your hands, you only have three
of them. With these three in your hands, you make
a picture and you're you're fork, You're you fork that
(46:25):
you made a picture. Well, I'm sorry, there's a million
pieces to this. Has anybody gathered all the pieces? No,
then don't make a picture. Think about that. Isn't that
a great and powerful quote his website issha i s
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h a dot guru dot org. I don't even know
if I'm pronouncing his name right, Isha dot sat Guru
s a d h g u r you dot org.
But anyway, it's linked up recently. I put some clips,
like I say, on my Twitter account. That's how you
have to think about all this. So you know, it's
(47:11):
it's easy to scoff at stuff. But um, it's not
practical to scoff and stuff, you know, to not acknowledge
that we only know what we are able to dissense
through our limited senses. You know. That's why I've always
been so interested in experimenting with um mind machines, radionics, psychatronics, psionics,
(47:37):
things that may seem like a bunch of who we
at first, but then you start missing with them and
they start working and you go, well, uh, how did
how did that happen? So here's the story that I
want to tell you about something that I recently did
that um, I don't know. For a while, I thought,
I'm gonna wait, this might be a little little too personal,
(47:58):
but here we go. So, as you know, I've off
this new house in Las Vegas this year, and uh,
and it's great, you know. It's just got all the
space that I need for for my studio and my
office and workshop and laboratory and all this stuff. But
I also, even though I'm here in the desert, I
love the water, so I I just insisted on having
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a swimming pool. So I have a nice play areabout
out back where I have a swimming pool and a spa.
That's what they call it. Out here. It's like I
I always thought of it as a hot tub, but
it's like it's a spa. If it's like an in
ground hot tub, that's a part of the swimming pool.
So anyway, I have all this and it's really cool,
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and I have lights out there, a little waterfall. It's
very relaxing. But next door to me, my neighbor when
I first moved here, had these two big trees that
were kind of an invasive species. They've been there for
a while. I think I was allergic to them. And
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also when the wind would blow, all this debris would
blow into my pool. And plus the roots were getting
so big on these things that eventually they were gonna
bust through the fence, like the concrete fence and everything.
So I told Lauren, I was like, we need to
get rid of these trees, these two trees that have
been at my neighbor's house. And I've never met this
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person for years now. I know, I know what you're thinking.
This is what my friend j R. Calls a high
class problem. But I do not feel bad for having
a nice house because that I've worked really really hard
for over thirty years, uh to get a nice house.
(49:43):
So I feel like, you know, that's fine for me
because I've put in well, you know, you see what
what kind of work I've put out there. So I'm
happy to have this. And I thought I would like
to have these two trees removed. But I can't just,
you know, go march over there and remove these trees.
So guess what I did, and this is absolutely true.
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I put my hand on stack of Bible I got
out of wishing machine. I put on the wishing machine
that I wanted those trees gone. This seems almost impossible
because I'd only lived here for I don't know, like
a month or something. And who am I. I don't
even know the neighbors, never even see the neighbors. I said,
I wanted the trees gone. And then um, that night,
(50:32):
after I set the wishing machine, I UM, I listened
to the Good Fortune Tone as I was falling asleep.
I had it literally, I fell asleep with headphones on
that night and I listened to it. And if and
if you just go to Spotify and type in my
name and the Good Fortune Tone, you'll find a version
of it that's as long as thirty minutes. And then
(50:56):
the next day I took action, and I went over
and I left a note on the house and said,
if you are willing to remove these trees, uh, here's
how it will help me, and I'll pay for it.
And within twenty four hours they were like, yeah, that's
that's no problem, you know, And I got a killer deal.
And a few days later those trees were gone and
(51:19):
they actually sold the house and now totally different people
are living there. And I said to Lauren, that's amazing
how quickly that work. That's why. If you go to
my curiosity shop at Joshua pee Warren dot com and
you start clicking around and you look at these devices,
I'm telling you I used them all the time myself,
(51:40):
and you there's I don't know what the limits are
of what you can accomplish, but you need to get
your mind in the right place. And if you can
afford to experiment, experiment, and if not, you see, I
give the money back guarantee. All right, now, let's play
that good fortune tone. Shall we take a deep breath?
If you can't close your eyes here it is enjoy.
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and weird experiments you can do at home, and a
lot more. On this edition of the show, the truth
about UFO crash, debris, probes and implants. At least, this
is as close as I can get to the truth
(01:39):
right now, I'm going to share it with you. Okay,
let's just go ahead and get this probing thing out
of the way. Right here at the top of the show.
I have met people who have told me face to
face about being probed. Now. Fortunately, I have no personal
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experience with this, and the people who say this seem
very sincere and believable, so I have no real reason
to believe or disbelieve them. But here is what I
think is unfortunate. Let us imagine there are beings out
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there so advanced we cannot comprehend the level of their
sophisticated technology. They have mastered reality to such an extent
they can travel impossible distances by warping space time and
conquering interdimensional boundaries to essentially teleporting come here and study
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us with their singular most impressive measurement device, a sleek
and simple probe that can download the diagnostics of your
very DNA, your thoughts in mind, perhaps even download your
very spirit for analysis. But here's the bad news. Yeah,
(03:14):
it's got to go up there. They couldn't figure out
a better way. That's where they finally got stumped. Or
maybe they're just on a tight budget and that's the
cheap way to do it. I mean is that the
case could be. I don't know, and I'm really not
(03:38):
in a position to judge, but that's one of the
things I struggle with when it comes to that that's
just that's that's the most honest answer I can give
you right now about that. So what do you think?
What do you think? But look, there is a lot
(04:00):
to dig into here, my goodness, there was a lot. Okay,
let me just start with some of my things that
are more relevant to stuff that I've actually held in
my hands. Uh In two thousand and ten, I'm sure
I've talked somewhere on this podcast about the fact that
around then I was well, I met a man named
(04:21):
Charles Wade at a UFO conference in Nevada, and Uh.
He told me that he had UFO crash to breathe
what he thought was possibly crashed to breathe that he
had collected uh, not far from the Roswell area. And
Charles Wade had had an interest his whole life in
this because that his father was one of the guys
(04:45):
who was living right there in the Roswell area. When
Mac Brazil discovered the debris on his land and back
in n and uh and actually asked Charles father everybody
calls him Chuck. Chuck Awaite asked Chuck's father um if
(05:06):
he would help remove the debris, and his father was
too busy, so he didn't do it, and his father
always kind of regretted that that he missed this golden
opportunity to see this stuff. Uh well, Chuck. As he
grew up, UM, I think he was always just infatuated
with with this tail. And so he was out there
in the desert all the time, looking through like dried
(05:26):
up recently dried up ponds and lake beds with metal detectors,
and he found this material. And he sent me a
number of samples of this now that we're talking about,
this was, you know, like twelve thirteen years ago, I
guess he sent me a number of samples. And there's
some of my most interesting and treasured possessions. Because um,
as soon as they look like slivers of kind of
(05:48):
like aluminum, you know, but some are thin like you
could bend them with your fingers. Some are thick enough
that you cannot. And so the first thing I did
was take one of these little slivers of this stuff,
and I wanted to see what would happen if I
put it in an electro static field. And so I
was just in my kitchen at the time, and I
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got a Vandergraft generator, you know, one of those balls
that you put your hands on it makes your hair
stand on end. And I put a pie pan on
on top of it and just charged up a field
and just dropped it in there. And as soon as
I did that, this little sliver stood upright vertical and
started spinning like crazy and moving around inside the pan,
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and it would occasionally actually levitate and hop up and down.
It was absolutely astounding when I when I first saw that,
and so I took video of it and I put
it on YouTube, and it's been up all these years,
and I guess probably if you just do a search
for my name Joshua pe Warren and UFO crash Debris,
maybe it will come up. I need to shoot an
updated video. But anyway, UM, after all these years, I
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have taken that piece of debris out two or three times,
and I have demonstrated it for live audiences. I don't
do it very often, but I have never actually taken
my pieces to be tested. And that's because that when
they are tested, UM, you have to destroy part of
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the sample. And I don't know. I mean, I've got
enough samples that I can do it, and so I'm
finally going to do it. I believe this is the
time for me to do I've just felt really weird.
And I never wanted to do it until I could
walk right into a laboratory and talk face to face
with the scientist who was going to perform the procedure
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and explain everything. And I never had that until just recently,
like less than a year ago. And that this scientist
at this laboratory in Las Vegas, and he's going to
be perfect for this. But um, I will tell you
that back in two thousand and ten, Chuck Wade, he
sent his material to an engineer, a researcher who obviously
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has a scientific background named S. G. Colburn. And Colburn
did this quite extensive analysis and produced a fifty five
page report on the results. And I have this report
in front of me, and here is what this man said,
almost thirteen years ago. He said, these samples contained very
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unusual alloying elements which were not present in aluminum alloys
in ninety If these samples are from an aircraft which
crashed in that year, they are very unusual on that basis.
The codings on the samples are also unusual because conformal
(08:51):
codings of this type which are blended with metal and
rich in silica, titania, magnesia, sulfate, phosphate, and chloride were
almost certainly not available in nineteen Decodings on the samples
are also somewhat similar to codings on implants remove from
people claiming alien contact. Okay, so this goes on and on,
(09:14):
like I say, fifty five pages with a lot of
detailed microscope pictures and graphs, and I mean, it's a
it's a it's a very impressive looking report. But still, um,
I got my guy here in Las Vegas, who I
know is one of the best in the world because
(09:35):
he works with Silicon Valley and NASA and all these
mining companies, and I know I can walk in there
and demonstrate this for him. I'll videotape the whole thing. Uh,
at least that I would like to, if he's cool
with that, videotape the whole thing and sacrifice you know,
one of these pieces for his analysis, and then I
(09:59):
will be sharing that information with you on this podcast
of course. So that's an exciting thing that's coming up.
I would have done it sooner this year, but I've
just been slammed with you know, you know what I've
been doing. I bought a bunch of new property and
I've just bitten off as usual more than I can show.
But anyway, okay, let's let's get into this whole concept, like,
(10:20):
what what is the deal with alien implants? How seriously
should we take all this? Well, let's just start with
the almighty Internet. Let's just see what Wikipedia says, shall we?
And uh, this is actually if you look up alien
implants of Wikipedia, it's it's kind of a surprisingly short
article compared to others. It says in ufology, alien implants
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is a term used to describe physical objects allegedly placed
in someone's body after they have been abducted by aliens.
Claimed capabilities of the implants range from telepresence to mine
control to bio telemetry. Okay, let me polse here for
a second. Telepresence, it says, is a set of technologies
(11:11):
which allow a person to feel as if they were present,
to give the appearance or effect of being present at
a place other than their true location. Okay, that's interesting.
Mind control, duh. Bio telemetry involves the application of you know,
I'm just gonna have to take a break and get
(11:32):
back to this. This is but listen, you know what, Okay,
you know, I'm always experimenting with weird and interesting and
fun stuff, and sometimes I discover something that I like
to do and it becomes a part of my life,
a part of my routine. I make something, I invent,
some little device or object or system, and I'm like,
(11:53):
this is really cool I and I think if I
like it, well, maybe you'll like it. And so that's
why occasionally I'll make a little batch of something that
I like, and then I'll send it out there and
I'll put it on my website. It's always a small batch. Well,
I guess what, I've got another one coming up very
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am your host, the Wizard of Weird, Joshua P. Warren,
beaming into your wormhole brain from my studio and Sin City,
Las Vegas, Nevada, where every day is golden and every
night is silver. Back to bio telemetry, they say it
(14:54):
involves the application. Basically it's too remotely monitor various vital
signs of patients. Okay, so that's what telemetry is about,
it's collecting vital signs. So they're saying that. Okay. Claimed
capabilities of the implants are from telepresence, which sounds really weird,
(15:16):
like they're they're always kind of with you, to mind control,
to bio telemetry, which they say is um similar to
humans tagging wild animals for study. Okay, now you get that,
And it says, as with UFO subjects in general, the
idea of alien implants has seen very little attention from
(15:40):
mainstream scientists. And then they give an interesting little history here.
It's not very long, it says, according to Peter. According
to Peter Rogerson, writing in Magonia magazine, the concept of
alien implants can be traced to a March nineteen fifty
seven long John Nevill radio show interview with uthologist John Robinson,
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where Robinson recounted a neighbor's claim of being kidnapped by
aliens in nineteen thirty eight and kept subdued by small
earphones placed behind his ears. Massachusetts resident Betty Anderson claimed
that aliens had implanted a device in her nose during
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her supposed alien abduction in nineteen sixty seven, first publicized
by Raymond Faller in his book The Anderson Affair. A
Canadian woman named Dorothy Wallace claimed a similar experience in
nineteen eighty three. In later years, the claims of authors
like Whitley Strieber would popularize popularized alien abduction ideas in general,
(16:46):
including reports of unusual implants associated with abductions. John E.
Mac wrote in his book Abduction Human Encounters with Aliens
that he examined a one half the three quarter inch
thin wiry object given to him by a twenty four
year old woman client who claimed he came out of
her nose following an abduction experience. And California podiatris Roger
(17:12):
Lear also claims to have removed alien implants from patients.
Let me pause for a second and say I actually
got to meet Roger Lear. A couple of times. Nice guy,
nice guy, very interesting. Now here's what the uh the
bunkers say, uh say, It goes on to say, according
to skeptical investigator Joe Nickel, supposed alien implants appeared to
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be ordinary materials, such as a shard of glass, a
jagged piece of metal, and a carbon fiber. The objects
are often found lodged in extremities, such as toes, hands
and shins, and nicols sites. UH is rarely teaching hospital
department head Virgil Priscue's opinion that quote there's no mystery,
(17:58):
no implants, plaining the normal objects picked up during a
fall or by walking barefoot often becomes surrounded by scar tissue. Okay,
so that's what they say. Some of these people who
write these Wikipedia articles, they're not good. They're not good writers. Okay,
they don't write well. So I have to sort of
(18:21):
like struggle through some of that. Okay, so now you've
seen that overview, right, we'll get a load of this. Uh.
Episode fifty seven of this show, I interviewed my buddy
Tim are Sworts, and he worked so many years with
Timothy Green Beckley and my goodness, they put out a
(18:46):
lot of books together, and Tim has a new book
out that he produced with Shawn Castile, two excellent writers,
and uh it's called Alien Artifacts, Incredible Evidence of Exotic
Material from u f O Encounters. And there is additional
(19:10):
material by Scott Corrallis, Tom Hackney, Hercules and Victus Mark Ali,
Calvin Parker, Paul del Roberts, Alejandro Ojas, Gene Steinberg, Lawn Strickler,
High End Testament, Nigel Watson. Yeah, it's one of those books,
this thing. I just got my copy couple of days ago.
It's three hundred and thirty six pages. And uh, here's
(19:34):
what the backs says. It's more than just crash flying saucers.
It's no secret that over the decades, exotic material of
unknown origin has been discovered, not only in association with
UFO encounters, but from other sources as well. However, alien
artifacts aren't just little bits of crushed and broken metal.
They can range from archaeological discoveries of items seemingly beyond
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what our ancient ancestors could master, to evidence of possible
biological contamination from alien beings. There's even the time that
crispy pancakes we're handed over from a UFO and exchange
for water the press has repeatedly emphasized that nothing can
be proven about the UFO phenomenon until the hard evidence
(20:21):
has been found. Well, this book proves the so called
hard evidence has been available for study this entire time,
but research has not only been ignored, it has also
produced results that are just as bewildering as the UFOs themselves.
The twenty six chapters and Alien Artifacts have been written
by some of the finest researchers and writers of the
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study of fort and phenomena and offer a fresh perspective
on the reality of UFOs. And there are many mysteries.
I contacted Tim, I said, Tim, can I read some
of this to my audience because I started reading and
I was like, this is some pretty strange stuff. And
he said, absolutely absolutely please do. And uh, by the way,
(21:06):
and I'll just tell you up front. I'll probably tell
you again if this book is on Amazon or you
can go to Conspiracy journal dot com. Alien Artifacts is
that it says Timothy Green Beckley's Alien Artifacts. But we
have two temnis here. There's Tim Beckley, or my late
great friend, and then now we have Tim Schwartz, who
is continuing the the enterprise. Okay, let me read some
(21:32):
little portions of this for you. Are you ready? This
is by Tim Schwartz. I can uh, I mean, let
me switch this screen back? All right, here we go.
A congressional hearing was held on May seventy two by
the House Subcommittee on Government Investigations of Unidentified Flying Objects.
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It was the first meeting of its kind to take
place in more than fifty years. Afterward, Congressman Tim Burchett
called the UFO hearing a quote total joke. He said,
quote we should have heard from people who could talk
about things they'd personally seen, but instead the witnesses were
(22:16):
government officials with limited knowledge who couldn't give real answers
to serious questions in quote, That's what Burchett said in
a tweet prior to the May seventeenth hearing. Burchett also
claimed that wreckage from UFOs had been recovered, and he
told reporters that multiple sources had informed him of that fact,
but did not elaborate further recovered UFO records wreckage. Where
(22:41):
have we heard that one before? It is rare that
we would have a U. S. Congressman making such an
inflammatory statement, But like past proclamations about recovered UFOs or
just mysterious debris were given a lot of hyperbole. But
do we have any actual physical evidence from uf thos
or what we think we're UFOs. Well, that's what this
(23:03):
book is all about. We've named alien artifacts, but actually
we're using this term not to say so much that
we believe that we have recovered things from extraterrestrial spaceships,
but because what we are discussing in this book is
alien and they don't appear to have a normal explanation
for their origins. Okay, So then he goes on to say,
(23:26):
here's a good example, good example of alien artifacts that
they just aren't chunks of metal that looked like they
came off a mangled soda. Canny says this is the
case of Joe Simenton, the Wisconsin farmer who in nineteen
sixty one was shocked to see a metallic flying saucer
land outside his house, and to him it looked like
(23:48):
two inverted bowls with exhaust pipes at the ends. The
farmer rushed outside and saw a hatch opening from the craft,
just like the trunk of your car. Inside, Simonton saw
little men about five ft tall. Quote, dark hair, dark eyed,
dark skin end quote and dressed. They wore black or
(24:12):
navy blue turtlenecks, shirts and helmets. However, the chief had
red stripe pants. According to reports, three beings looked to
be twenty to thirty year and old thirty years old
and Italian in appearance. Gesturing to Simton, the man held
up a metallic jug, indicating he would like to have
(24:33):
it filled with water, and Simon took the jug and
filled it with water and returned it to the little man.
Simonton looked inside the saucer and saw another little man
cooking quote pancakes on a smooth, square grill like surface,
and so hoping to quote get a conversation out of him.
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The farmer gestured he would like to try the food,
and in return, the pilot handed him four of the
pang cakes, which were quote hot and greasy. Being polite,
Simonton tried the pancake and he said, quote if that
was their food, God help him, because I took a
buy it of one of them, and it tasted like
a piece of cardboard. And if that's what they're living,
(25:14):
al well, no wonder they're small ink quote. The pilot
indicated that Simonton should step back and close the hatch.
The craft rose up vertically like an elevator, Simonton remembered,
and it shot off into the sky and quickly disappeared. Uh,
as you're gonna hear in a moment. This case actually
(25:35):
intrigued Dr j Allen Heenech. But I have an even
weirder one that we're gonna get to when we come back. Yeah,
it's hard to I mean, these are not cookie cutter stories,
like have you ever heard of an alien coming down
asking for water and then giving you a pancake? And
(25:57):
Jay Alan Heinek from Project Blue Book says there may
be something to this. I'm Joshua pe Warren and you
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Welcome back to Strange Things on the I Heart Radio
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where the unusual becomes usual. Let's get back to the story.
This is weird. The guy's eating alien pancakes. Uh says
(28:18):
the uh. Okay, So the craft rose up vertically like
an elevator and then shot off into the sky and
quickly disappeared. Everything was timed perfectly, Simentons said. It went
up about twenty ft and then it tilted at a
forty five degree straight south and took off and within
(28:39):
two to three seconds it was out of sight. It's
an amazing story, but unlike the thousands of other UFO reports,
this one came with actual physical evidence in the form
of strange, bubbly textured pancakes. The guy had one of
(29:02):
the pancakes. After the story got out the air, Force
sent j Alan Heenech to look into the case, and
according to Heineck, the man's story was genuine. Quote. There
is no doubt that Mr Simonton felt that his contact
was was a real experience in quote, said Heineck, and
(29:23):
later in a statement from the Air Force suggested they
had the sample tested and they were ordinary buckwheat pancakes
consisting of fat, starch, buckwheat holes, wheat brand and soybean holes,
and officially the Air Force labeled the case as ANNN.
(29:48):
Like many of the cases we will explore in this book,
Simonton did not seem to have an encounter of some
type with the unknown. Assume he I'm sorry. He did
seem to have an encounter of some type with the unknown,
but the physical evidence left behind did not appear to
be of extraterrestrial origin. That is, unless alien races are
(30:08):
also growing buckwheat on some distant planet. Okay, you see,
these are the kinds of stories that you you some
of the kinds of stories that you'll get in this book,
really really weird stuff like that. Again, this is alien artifacts,
incredible evidence of exotic material from UFO encounters. Let me
(30:30):
reach you one more section of this since Tim said
this was cool for me to read. You guys some stuff.
This is called alien tourists. Whenever tourists visit a scenic location,
there are always a few inconsiderate ones that leave something behind,
(30:51):
usually trash and garbage. But according to an account by
Brent Sponsor on the Mysterious Universe website, a group of
passa Lee out of this World tourists left behind some
interesting evidence of their holiday on Earth. Sometime in nineteen seventy,
a hotel employee in St. Louis, Missouri told investigator John E.
(31:13):
Schroeder about a group of odd, tiny beings at their
establishment that they believed to be not of this world.
Dorothy Simpson had been sitting at the reception desk of
the hotel when she looked up at a group of
very strange looking individuals standing in front of her. Simpson
(31:37):
said they were very small, barely at eye level with
the edge of the desk, with pale, slightly triangular faces
that started wide at the eyes but drew thinner down
to pointy chins which held tiny, lipless mouths. The eyes
themselves were large, dark and slightly slanted, and their noses
(31:59):
were nearly non existent, a little more than two slits.
She also said they all appeared to be wearing very
bad looking wigs, although they were rather androgynous and physical appearance.
Two were in expensive tailored men's suits, and the others
(32:22):
were dressed and pastel peach dresses. But if not for
the clothes and the different lengths of their hair, there
would have been no way to tell who was male
and who was female. Two of them seemed slightly smaller
than the other, just giving the impression that they were
perhaps children, but it was hard to tell. One of
(32:43):
the men spoke out in a high pitched voice to
ask for a room, but when Dorothy told him the price,
he didn't seem to understand. He needed help from one
of the women to realize that it meant that he
needed money, And then he pulled out a Chris stack
of bills from his pocket and paid the required amount. Now,
(33:06):
now listen to this, folks. Okay, this is venty granted,
but listen to this. When she asked the gentleman's name,
he told her he was a bell. Okay, like a
period bell. Now, how bizarre is this? If you know
(33:27):
the history of this show, and and you know we're
we're part of the Coast to Coast they am paranormal
podcast network. How bizarre is it that, of all the
names that was given, it was a Bell when Art
Bell is the man who created Coast to Coast a
m and Art Bell was the man who had Carville
(33:49):
the alien the wooden statue which is in my house
right now. Okay, that's just that's kind of that's kind
of a mind boggler right there. Okay, he said he
was a Bell, and she helped sign the register for him,
as he was too short to reach out over the
desk to do it himself. When asked where he was from,
(34:13):
he pointed up at the sky, but the woman next
to him gently lowered his arm and told her if
they were from Hammond, Indiana. Yeah, this is comical, isn't it,
even providing an address. Afterwards, other employees had noticed just
(34:34):
how weird the visitors were, which prompted the motel to
check out the Indiana address, which turned out to be fake.
He also did a test of the extremely new bills
they had been given on suspicion they were counterfeit, but
those proved to be real. They also checked the parking
(34:56):
area for any car with Indiana plates, but there was none,
And later that evening the bellhop found their strange visitors
wandering around in a confused state, helping them find their room.
The bellhop was scolded by one of the women for
turning on the lights too bright, and the next day
(35:17):
the visitors had vanished despite no one seeing them leave.
It was as if they had just evaporated into thin air.
The only thing left behind is proof of their visit
was the crisp new money they had used to pay
for their rooms, and a lot of unsettled employees wondering
(35:38):
what to make of their bizarre experience. So in this case,
I guess the alien artifact would be the money. Three
hundred what I say, three hundred and thirty. Use some
(36:00):
pages of this six pages of this um if you
want to check this out. Yeah, I'm enjoying this right now.
I'm also reading the re release of Whitley Streeper's Communion.
Actually I'm not reading it. It's on audible and I'm
listening to it whenever i'm in the shower. I like
(36:23):
to listen to audio books, and so Willie Streeper is
reading his new edition of Communion on audible, and um,
it's like twelve hours I think, so it's gonna be
a while before I finish it. But I think he
said they were like three and a half feet tall,
(36:43):
the ones that visited him, and these had to be
a little bit taller. I guess, I don't know, maybe not.
But this book right here, yeah, this would make good
audio book. Alien artifacts incredible evidence of exotic material from
UFO encounters Shahn, Cas Steele and Tim are sorts. And
again you can go to Amazon and look it up
(37:05):
or just go to conspiracy journal dot com. Um, thank
you Tim and Sean for allowing me to share some
of this with my audience here. And uh, this is
like all the other books these guys are involved with.
It's just layer up, a layer up, a layer of
(37:26):
high strangeness, the likes of which you will not find
anywhere else, honestly. Okay, so what's the deal here? You know?
I um, one of my friends as Colonel John Alexander.
He lives here in Las Vegas, and he has done
a lot of work with Bob Bigelow Bigelow Eraspace, and
(37:51):
Bob Bigelow has been contracted by all kinds of government
agencies to examine, um, you know, UFO debris. And one
time I had this, actually a couple of times, you
know I've had. I had a conversation with with John
Alexander and I said, what exactly does Bob Bigelow have?
What what do you guys have? And here's what he said. Um, okay, Well,
(38:16):
let me let me just pause for a moment and
point out that people, even if they're my friend, a
lot of people are very hesitant to tell me what's
going on if they have something they want to keep private.
Because I do work in the media. I've been doing
this for a long time, and so people are understandably concerned.
(38:37):
Like if I tell this guy something, well, he can
turn run around and tell everybody else. I don't do that.
If you tell me not to talk about something, I
don't do it, because then you will never trust me again.
And that's a very very fast way for me to
end my credibility and whatever career if you want to
call it that that I've fashioned for myself. So I
(38:59):
don't do that. But um, when when we come back
from this break, I will tell you what what he
told me and kind of like summarize this thing. And
how how it applies to Area fifty one, and and
then and then I want to tell you about something
I did and on a very personal level the other
(39:20):
day that improved my life and it had to do
with one of my neighbors. I wanted to wait to
talk about this for a little while, and I think
now is the time. You'll see why. I'm Joshua P. Warren,
and you are listening to strange things on the I
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(39:49):
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(41:28):
And welcome back to the final segment of this edition
of Strange Things on the I Heart Radio and Coast
to Coast i AM Paranormal Podcast Network. I am your host,
Joshua P. Warren. And keep in mind, NASA is trained
and equipped to detect objects coming in from outer space.
(41:54):
Well that doesn't necessarily apply to the UFO or u
AP phenomenon or phenomenon, depending on how you look at it, because, um,
we're talking about things that may just sort of appear
in our environment, you know, um, like they've teleported or something.
(42:16):
And then if they crash, well nobody knows what crashed.
The military would be the most likely ones to know.
And then the next thing, you know, where it gets
out that there's something here, but it doesn't make a
lot of sense. It's not the normal protocol and all
of a sudden figures, you know, humans with guns. They descend,
(42:41):
They cordon off the area and they say, we'll take
it from here, go away, and they confiscate everything. And
then they do take it away. And where does it go? Yeah,
nobody knows. So well, nope, we don't get to know
where all of it was, but we know that, you know,
there are pieces of it that have been out there
(43:04):
long before the government existed. These things, if they're crashing,
then there they've crashed for thousands of years, and there
are pieces of debris out there. And you know, Colonel
John Alexander, he I always enjoy pointing out that he
was in the book and the movie The Men Who
(43:25):
Stare at Goats. In the movie, he was portrayed along
with various other figures from the book by George Clooney,
And uh, you know, John Alexander has said like, well, look,
Bob Bigelow may have been contracted to do civilian research
on some of this stuff, but you know, he too
(43:47):
was up he was a civilian and he said, you know,
we've gotten some little pieces of things, but it just
really really little pieces. Of course, on the other hand,
I live here, uh about a two hour drive from
Area fifty one, and so the story has always been
(44:08):
that whatever crashed at Roswell ended up being taken to
this facility that was built in large park to study
it um, which we now call Area fifty one Groom Lake,
Dreamland Homey Air Force Space, part of the the Nellis
Air Force Space in the Nevada Test Site, etcetera. You know,
(44:29):
they're all these That's one of the things the military
does to to throw people off as they come up
with like ten or twenty different names for things, and
some of them aren't even names, they're just numbers and
probably even sounds. That's what base is that um. But anyway, look, um,
(44:51):
I am going to have my stuff tested, and you know,
you gotta keep just a super open mind. That's what
it's all about. I recently I posted on my Twitter
account just at Joshua pe Warren some video clips by
a guru and I just recently started hearing about his work.
(45:15):
I don't know anything about his background, so hopefully he's
a good guy, said Guru s A. D. H. G
U r you. He's sixty four years old, born in
India and uh, anyway, I just enjoyed some of the
stuff he was talking about in these video clips, and
(45:35):
one of the things he said was, um, even today,
we do not know one single atom in its entirety.
We know how to use them, but we don't know
anything about anything. Over of an atom is empty. We
don't know what that emptiness contains. Over of the cosmos
(46:01):
is empty. We don't know what that is. So this
is like I give you a million piece jigsaw puzzle,
but you found in your hands, you only have three
of them. With these three in your hands, you make
a picture and you're you're fork, You're you fork that
(46:25):
you made a picture. Well, I'm sorry, there's a million
pieces to this. Has anybody gathered all the pieces? No,
then don't make a picture. Think about that. Isn't that
a great and powerful quote his website issha i s
(46:48):
h a dot guru dot org. I don't even know
if I'm pronouncing his name right, Isha dot sat Guru
s a d h g u r you dot org.
But anyway, it's linked up recently. I put some clips,
like I say, on my Twitter account. That's how you
have to think about all this. So you know, it's
(47:11):
it's easy to scoff at stuff. But um, it's not
practical to scoff and stuff, you know, to not acknowledge
that we only know what we are able to dissense
through our limited senses. You know. That's why I've always
been so interested in experimenting with um mind machines, radionics, psychatronics, psionics,
(47:37):
things that may seem like a bunch of who we
at first, but then you start missing with them and
they start working and you go, well, uh, how did
how did that happen? So here's the story that I
want to tell you about something that I recently did
that um, I don't know. For a while, I thought,
I'm gonna wait, this might be a little little too personal,
(47:58):
but here we go. So, as you know, I've off
this new house in Las Vegas this year, and uh,
and it's great, you know. It's just got all the
space that I need for for my studio and my
office and workshop and laboratory and all this stuff. But
I also, even though I'm here in the desert, I
love the water, so I I just insisted on having
(48:19):
a swimming pool. So I have a nice play areabout
out back where I have a swimming pool and a spa.
That's what they call it. Out here. It's like I
I always thought of it as a hot tub, but
it's like it's a spa. If it's like an in
ground hot tub, that's a part of the swimming pool.
So anyway, I have all this and it's really cool,
(48:39):
and I have lights out there, a little waterfall. It's
very relaxing. But next door to me, my neighbor when
I first moved here, had these two big trees that
were kind of an invasive species. They've been there for
a while. I think I was allergic to them. And
(49:00):
also when the wind would blow, all this debris would
blow into my pool. And plus the roots were getting
so big on these things that eventually they were gonna
bust through the fence, like the concrete fence and everything.
So I told Lauren, I was like, we need to
get rid of these trees, these two trees that have
been at my neighbor's house. And I've never met this
(49:22):
person for years now. I know, I know what you're thinking.
This is what my friend j R. Calls a high
class problem. But I do not feel bad for having
a nice house because that I've worked really really hard
for over thirty years, uh to get a nice house.
(49:43):
So I feel like, you know, that's fine for me
because I've put in well, you know, you see what
what kind of work I've put out there. So I'm
happy to have this. And I thought I would like
to have these two trees removed. But I can't just,
you know, go march over there and remove these trees.
So guess what I did, and this is absolutely true.
(50:07):
I put my hand on stack of Bible I got
out of wishing machine. I put on the wishing machine
that I wanted those trees gone. This seems almost impossible
because I'd only lived here for I don't know, like
a month or something. And who am I. I don't
even know the neighbors, never even see the neighbors. I said,
I wanted the trees gone. And then um, that night,
(50:32):
after I set the wishing machine, I UM, I listened
to the Good Fortune Tone as I was falling asleep.
I had it literally, I fell asleep with headphones on
that night and I listened to it. And if and
if you just go to Spotify and type in my
name and the Good Fortune Tone, you'll find a version
of it that's as long as thirty minutes. And then
(50:56):
the next day I took action, and I went over
and I left a note on the house and said,
if you are willing to remove these trees, uh, here's
how it will help me, and I'll pay for it.
And within twenty four hours they were like, yeah, that's
that's no problem, you know, And I got a killer deal.
And a few days later those trees were gone and
(51:19):
they actually sold the house and now totally different people
are living there. And I said to Lauren, that's amazing
how quickly that work. That's why. If you go to
my curiosity shop at Joshua pee Warren dot com and
you start clicking around and you look at these devices,
I'm telling you I used them all the time myself,
(51:40):
and you there's I don't know what the limits are
of what you can accomplish, but you need to get
your mind in the right place. And if you can
afford to experiment, experiment, and if not, you see, I
give the money back guarantee. All right, now, let's play
that good fortune tone. Shall we take a deep breath?
If you can't close your eyes here it is enjoy.
(52:23):
That's it for this edition of the show. Follow me
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