Introducing: "Svetlana! Svetlana!"

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's ninety seven, the Cold War, and Joseph Stalin's daughter,
spent Lana, the Princess of the Kremlin, has just fled
Mother Russia. Her new home, a place where the roads
are paved with gold and people bake apple pies out
of baseballs and freedom, a place called America. I have

(00:23):
a hit here that story alone would be worthy of
a podcast, but this one, Spent Lana. Spent Lana is
about what comes next, and it's the craziest story I've
ever heard. It has KGB agents, mystics and a Frank
Lloyd Wright commune, destiny, immortality and unbreakable cycles, weird sex stuff,

(00:47):
weird money stuff, weird dances, three Olga's, two spent Laanas,
and one neurota gay playwright who won't shut up about
it all. Guess which one I am listen to Spent
Lana Spent Lana on the I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts,
or wherever you get your podcasts.