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March 26, 2024 7 mins

Over a year since his first appearance on Table for Two, the always entertaining Andy Cohen is back! This week he joins host Bruce Bozzi for a lightning round, dishing on his first celebrity crush, his go-to tactic for ending a bad date, and what he feels is the worst part about fame.

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Speaker 1 (00:06):
Well, if you pulled up a chair today, it's our
second Tuesday and this is our new speed round at
the table with BB and I'm sitting here with my
best friend, my rider die, mister Andy Cohen. That's my Yeah,
we can it.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
I don't want to redo it. Okay, okay, this is great.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
We've done this a million times on the Beach cab
Uber Subway subway fastest particular line.

Speaker 3 (00:40):
Well, I take the c or E from my neighborhood
straight to Rock Center area basically to get to Sirious.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
And you do some good stories on Instagram on the subway. Yeah,
I like it. Okay. First celebrity Crush.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
Erica Strata those times that's most used app on your iPhone,
most use app Instagram Match.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
Do you ask permission or forgiveness? It depends on the situation.

Speaker 3 (01:14):
Sometimes I ask permission and sometimes I ask forgiveness.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
I usually ask for forgiveness.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
Yeah, oh I know the answer to this.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
Can you keep a secret? Yes? I can. You are
You're a great You're a great vault. Yeah, now you're
a vault. But let me tell you something. I love
telling ones. You're so missus kravity.

Speaker 3 (01:34):
I mean, I love I love Also when I am
able to share something, nothing makes me happier.

Speaker 2 (01:41):

Speaker 1 (01:41):
Yes, and you know what, there's no one in this
world that likes it more than me. Yeah, I mean
we go deep. Quickest way to.

Speaker 3 (01:50):
End a bad date oh well, now I have kids,
so it's you know, it's an excuse.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
But the thing about it is with kids.

Speaker 3 (01:59):
I don't want to anything like I would never say, oh,
my kid is sick because then I think the next day,
my kid's gonna wake up sick and I'm gonna say,
this is why you don't do this.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
So I think you have to be careful with your kids.

Speaker 3 (02:12):
But you know what, I actually am a very I
think that one of the most powerful tools in life
is knowing that you owe no one an explanation for
anyone anything. So to me, quickest way to end a
date is say I gotta go, and don't say why, just.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
Like I have to go.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
Well, no one does that better. We've been plenty of
places where I can't. You're like, I gotta go right,
and you get up and you leave right.

Speaker 3 (02:42):
So yes, And by the way, if someone asks you,
you know, if someone make plans with you and you
don't want to go or if you want to get out.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
Of something, just say I can't. I can't. That's it.
You know, it's a hard word for people to say.
It is guilty.

Speaker 3 (02:56):
Pleasure, dark chocolate or Doritos or chocolate chip cookies with Doritos.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
Three things you'd bring to a desert island music, protein
and sun, black protein. Favorite pop star Madonna. Favorite era
of music, Oh wow, seventies. That that I thought you'd say.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
Worst part about fame, people being able to make ship
up about you and have it be printed and reprinted
as truth completely. Greatest inspiration, greatest inspiration, My greatest inspiration.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
Well, you're a great inspiration to me.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
Well, thank you. Yeah, okay. So favorite favorite movie, Oh
my God, Broke Back Mountain. Oh, I love it.

Speaker 2 (03:57):
Favorite television show mash just kidding. Favorite TV show Watch
What Happens Like? Yeah? Favorite book. I mean, I want
to say a little life, but it's so dark that
it just moved me so much.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
Gorgeous. Favorite vacation spot someplace with me, someplace with you
on a boat, far away, just anywhere on a boat.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
Yeah, you love a boat. A favorite band singer, uh
the Dead? Oh yeah, the Grateful Dead. Favorite podcast. Favorite
podcast there is.

Speaker 3 (04:32):
I don't listen to many, but uh there's a great
housewives podcast called bitch sessh and they're so funny and
when I can listen, I try.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
To listen because I love hearing what they have to say.
Love it. Favorite restaurant I don't know if I have one.
You have like okay, so what is like your I
have a I have a.

Speaker 3 (04:57):
Group of like six restaurants in my rotals that are
all in the West Village that are like don Ang
Via Coroda, Mirandy Jack and Charlie's Ilsodie Pastise for onion soup.

Speaker 2 (05:13):
It's just this group pull a West Village, Okay.

Speaker 1 (05:18):
Favorite sports team Saint Louis Cardinals bought a boom?

Speaker 2 (05:22):
And favorite place to shop? Favorite place to Ralph Lauren.
Do you blonde hair? Brown? Hair? Blonde? A little blonde? Blue?

Speaker 1 (05:34):
I love a blonde. I also love a redhead. You've
always loved a ginger? Gorgeous?

Speaker 2 (05:39):

Speaker 1 (05:40):
Well, Andy Cohen, thank you for joining us on this
lightning speed round on Table for two?

Speaker 2 (05:45):
Do I get some food? Food? Yeah? Table for two? Yeah,
bring you some food right now? Okay.

Speaker 1 (05:55):
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