March 8, 2023 • 34 mins
The Twots are loading up on champagne to dissect the RHOP reunion! Find out what Teddi and Tamra would like to say to Chris Bassett now AFTER watching.
Juicy headlines! How does Larsa have sex 4 times a day?!
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Two teas in a pod with Teddy Melancnts and camera Jedge.
Here we are two teas in a pod and Tama
and I are discussing something very serious before we get
into housewife headlines and photomac. I'm actually a little bit
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frightened than you told me this. Well, why would you
not like your own posts? Do you do? You guys
like your own photo on Instagram? No? Term like cants
Teddy Tamra, you like all your own posts? Yes? I do.
I like me. Um. Well, we have a lot of
(00:46):
fun on Jeff Lewis. Um, it's a lot of good questions.
You guys can go there and listen. But which leads
us to our housewife headlines. First, we're gonna start out
with real Housewives of Make Miami Reunion. Alexia called Adriana
the Devil and the trailer. One of the most upsetting
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parts to me also was that Larisa said she has
sex four times a night. Wait, four times a night.
But also, you have to understand this is like a
new relationship. So weren't you banging like crazy when you
first started dating somebody? Yes, but I was twenty eight
years old, not forty eight. Her boyfriend's twenty eight you
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or something like that, So I think that I mean, goodma.
But then I can't remember if it was Nicole or
who it was. But one of them was like, your
poor vagina. I know that that shit must hurt four times,
like that's a banning. But good for her, Good for her.
But I was like, if this is the norm I'm
about to get a divorce. I don't think that's the norms.
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You don't have to get divorced. You know how time
goes on, it's less and less and less and less
and less. Well, we're three times a week. I'm proud
of that. Okay, well a stable one to three to two.
There might be a couple of tel yes. Oh. The
question was do you schedule it? Like what do you
guys do when you want to have sucD You make
a look at each other or know that. Um I
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thought about scheduling because you do get super busy. And
when Eddie was running the gym, he would get off,
but like if sometimes four in the morning, five in
the morning, he wouldn't get home to eight o'clock at night.
So the last thing is like, oh, let's have sex.
It was like more like sleep right. So there. We
definitely had a little bump in the sex department because
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of working so much. But now he's not working as much.
But so is your sex back in call? Yeah, it's
back and call I got my sex chair. But however,
I had my surgery. He got sick. He was sick
for a month. Now. He broke his toe. I mean
when I say he broke his toe, he mutilated his
toe in his motorcycle. Like it's to the point where
it looks like he's probably going to fall off. It's black.
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It's so disgusting. So it's like one thing after another.
So I told him yesterday, say, you've gotta get on
sex chair because obviously you can't move too much with
that foot. I mean, it's bleeding, won't stop. It's been
three days. Well that really, I know. It makes me
really horny. Um do you are you on top or
you bottom more? I'm normally on bottom more because on
top is so much fucking work. But be honest, it's
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a lot of work. So the sex chair helps because
you're more work less work being on top. Um, well,
we don't necessary when people laugh at me about the scheduling,
it's not necessarily we don't fully schedule, but like, for example,
Edwin has this thing where anytime I'm in workout clothes,
like the second I get put my workout clothes on,
he wants to have step Oh my god, that's any
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and I'm like, no, thank you. And so I will
say like, I'll be home at this time, and so
we'll say times and then we kind of schedule and
then I'll be like TikTok, I'm home. And so it's
not necessary. We don't like put it in a calendar,
but it's like when he tries, then I give him
something to look forward to because there's no way I'm
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gonna like be late to workout class because I need
You also got to be hard with you know you
have four kids in the house. But no, so but
definitely it's not four times a night. No, But I
don't think you should get jealous over that and think
there's anything wrong with your relationship, because it's that's new jealous.
I was like the last thing I want all it
made me think that I can't be with a younger guy.
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It once to that size with me four times a night,
I'm exhausted three times a week going to Vegas back
to back trips and having to have sex all the nights.
I was like, see, we have sex all the time
on vacation. Yeah, I know all the time, like throughout
the day. We could do it four times a day
on vacation. No, we're more two times a day, four times.
You're taking midday breaks. Yeah. But anyway, congratulations to them.
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Were very happy for them. But it airs Thursday, March ninth.
I'm very excited about this. Yeah, we love them, We
love Miami. Um Alexia called Adriana the devil. That's the
biggest thing. Then Adriana called somebody the devil show before Yeah, um, Adriana.
Lets Andy read a letter from someone. It reads, Dear Adriana,
I'm writing you to tell you that I'm being abused.
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The culprit of this abuse is Marisol what what? What
I know? Rudall Cliffhanger there, which I'm guessing must be that.
I mean, I'm totally guessing. But maybe it's the ex boyfriend,
the guy from Bumble I don't know. Oh my god,
it's gotta be the Bumble guy. Yeah, that's something. It's
probably the Bumble Guy, I think so, uh huh. And
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then um, Peeky Barth claims that Lenny has been a
cheat eater for a long time. She also alleges I
knew models that he cheat with. Oh well, there's a
big shocker there, right. Not shocked, No, not shocked. Listen.
I don't care that I'm not a model. I still
wouldn't not no, but I wouldn't bone Lenny being a
non model. I wouldn't bone Lenny either. I wouldn't bone
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Lenny with less's vagina. Even if I was desperate, I
wouldn't bone Lenny. I just don't find him. I care
how much money I have, I'll be slang it and
freaking I don't know tan suticals for the rest of
my life. Um well, what about Larsa and Alexeia fight
with Nicole regarding her husband, Anthony Lopez. I can't stand
a man who talks shi t about a woman, Alexia says.
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Larsa calls Anthony uh bh. But here's the thing I
don't but Alexia said. Alexeiu says, I don't like a
man who will fight with a woman. But didn't Alexeia's
husband getting into an argument. I think all the guys
got a little bit into they were heated at that thing. Yeah, so,
I mean, Anthony's messy, but I love a rich, messy
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guy as long as he's not a cheater. If I'm
trying to do a cheater and then I hate to Anthony.
But you know what, Anthony is not that messy, Like
he kind of puts a little subtle things out there,
but he's not like horrible, No, he's he's not like,
let's let's put it out there. If there was one
guy had to pick from Miami one million percent to
be Anthony, Sorry, Nicole, but it was Yeah, me too,
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Me too. I mean also, we're smart with our finances. Ish.
I mean, we know what forty four million dollar house means.
We know what that mean if you can afford of
forty four million dollars house. For me, it's not even
the money. I just feel like he's a stand up guy. Well,
I don't know if we don't guy. He's funny, he's funny,
he seems like a good dad. She's obviously smart and cute,
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and well, they're definitely I feel like their relationship goals
for sure. Yeah, but also I think that Alexia's husband
seems very nice. Um Nicole Gurdi and Julia, I got
an Adriana raise their hands when Andy asks who thinks?
Who thinks that Larsa hits below the belt? So essentially
all the newbies, I think they all Adrianna the belt.
(07:39):
That's part of being a housewife on Bravot me thank you. Yeah,
I mean you have to hit below the belt. I
actually I actually liked Larsa stirring the pot this season.
Here's the thing. I love Larsa's stirring the pot way
more than I liked her doing nothing last season. That
being said, I think we need more of Larsa's home
life in order to just a by I would story like,
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I want to know more because I feel like that
date that we did see was there's a setup for
tv UM and then the sad part of the trailer
was we are fighting two cancers. One was not enough,
Julia says, which that is, oh my god, and then
Drew bring a divorce drama on camera. This this is
just sad. But do you think that there was red flags?
(08:25):
Of course, yeah, but there was a lot of red
flags of them not really seeing eye to eye, are
getting along and now that they've filed for divorce, but
she they're saying that she will be serving hot tea
on her divorce for the upcoming season. We've learned that
producers brought cameras out again to capture the fallout from
her explosed valiga. Okay, so they stopped filming or finished
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filming and then they brought camera kind of like with
their two and on vanderpup Rules. Right now they similar
to Vanderpump Rules. Yeah, they're bringing cameras back out right
to talk about the Drew Ralph. Yeah, which I would
expect them to do. But this is my question. We
haven't really heard anything about the Drew and Ralph stuff.
(09:07):
How happy do you think that Ralph is that Tom
Sandoval treated it? Yeah, and he got a break because
we haven't heard a peep about Juan or Ralph. Well,
at this point, I don't even bother opening up my
Instagram because everything on there is about the you know,
the scandal. Yeah, this next one's not even very interesting.
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But other than people are sue happy, people are super
sue happy. Crystal Meek goof sued over a car accident,
husband and brother too. The real house was Beverly Hillstar.
Crystal is getting sued along with the filmmaker husband and
her brother of a car accident. They allegedly caused. We
you know, it's called an accident for a reason. I
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seriously doubt that they drove off and said, hey, I'm
going to get an accident, stay so watch out. No.
I mean, people are so happy, and I feel like
this has happened on our cast before, where somebody's gotten
to crack sit they find out that you are a
public person, they just want to sue. I remember I
was eighteen when I back when I drove. When I
was eighteen, I got into a fender bender on my
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way to a one time. Yeah, I drove my Jetta convertible.
I wanted to. I drove my Jetta convertible right into
the back of somebody else. But I mean I was
going like ten miles per hour on well shirt. But
he sued me for the same thing that you were
John Mellencomp's daughter. Yeah, because Tamer's favorite line. He saw
it on my license and he also said he had
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mental suffering, anxiety and a loss of them him. I
bumped into him. I can tink of anyone a stress.
I was getting paid mail room salary at CIA. I
was so did you have to did your insurance settle
with him or did he get injuries or was it
I think they they nothing really came of it. I
just remember getting served and then it kind of just beard.
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So I'm assuming, well, I am currently trying to teach
Sophia how to drive. She has an instructor, but it's
there's only three two hour sessions to the instructor over
seven six months. I'm surprised we haven't crossed yet. Do
you want me to teacher? Uh? No, drive home from
school and to school. So literally going through an intersection
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and she realized she didn't realize I realized that when
you go through intersection. She just beard over to the
left and went in the other lane. I'm like, that's
not your lane. You're so lucky somebody wasn't behind us. Like,
it's very stressful. I don't I know what I like.
I'm waiting for that lawsuit. Know what I like less
than driving? People telling me how to drive from the
passenger seat. I get rage, like Edwin is the worst
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driver I And also I have that like tracking thing
on him where I can see w any speeding or
texting or doing any of those things. Really uh huh
you should get for your kids. It's amazing. Well, I mean,
my kids are older now, Spencer's twenty two. I don't
think I need to monitor how his speed is. I
will be no hi kids. Sophia does not have it.
She doesn't permit, no driver's license yet, but she will
(12:05):
be driving in the next few months, hopefully. But I mean,
I'm but when I do a little fearful. But when
I do drive, I don't want to hear people telling
me I'm a bad driver. I know, this is why
I don't do this. Well, then you should expect it.
The next one is, oh gosh, Erica. Yeah, Erica Change
shows off slim down figure at Billboard Music Awards, um,
(12:30):
sparking ozempic speculations. I mean, right now, if anybody in
the public eye is skinny, naturally people think they're on ozapic.
But I think here's okay. First and foremost, before we
even comment on this, I texted Erica and I just said, hey,
level with me, Are you on a zapice? And she
was like, I'm not. I've been working out, I've been
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doing if you if you if you watch this, it's
been over five months of going on, you know, blah
blah blah. Let me guess she has to stopped drinking. No,
stop it. But I think this we are getting to
a dangerous place where every single time somebody changes anything
about their physical health that everybody comments that it's a drug.
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Is a xampic a topic on Beverly Hills right now
they're filming. I don't know. I haven't heard that it is,
but I wouldn't be surprised. I saw that it was too.
But I can see why it's irritating. I mean, I'm
so grateful that I'm like few. I did all in
a long time ago. So I've always been posting my workouts.
I don't have to justify who I am and how
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I changed my life. I'm so intensely into my workouts
that I never think to post them. So I'm starting
to like, yeah, because you have to. Because first of all,
I got early in the morning, I look like shit.
The last thing I want to do is post, you know,
my no makeup whatever. But I'm starting to do that
on my TikTok. So follow me. Yeah, so follow Tamer
on tiktoks. And also, guys, what do you freaking care
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what people are taking and doing? What do you care,
I truthfully, whether anybody is taking something to help them
feel better like I, personally, I just don't care. Well,
I will say I don't care, but I do care
because being in the fitness industry for so many years
that the quick fix is not well nix is not
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a long lasting fix. So do it the right way
and don't take shortcomes. Yes, and of course we're passionate
about that, but personally, the people that are upset, like,
screw up, you're taking this, you're doing that, like for
Pete's sakes, like you're seeing a workout video of this person.
Why are you commenting that they're doing well, because we've
never seen a workout video of this person before. Well,
(14:42):
I see, I see. I don't know what else to
say about that other than me. I has posted an
apologies in jackline. Second, I want to publicly apologize to
my bestie, my sister, my Ace. Oh now she likes her.
I was, yeah, you didn't see this. I'm s sorry
I was not able to give you the emotional support
you needed while embarking on a new chapter of life.
(15:05):
I'm sorry I was nasty and rude and didn't find
more patients. I know we may never be okay, but
I want the world for you. We have one last
recap before we take a little break, and that is
Mia Thornton understands why Robin kept quiet about husband's alleged affair.
I mean, obviously everybody understands why somebody even keep quiet
(15:29):
about that. Thank you, captain obvious? And what's her reason?
She said? Me and Thornton is giving Robin Dixon a break.
The Real Housewives of Potomac star thirty eight back to
the Ages. Always is only thirty eight? Wow? Me is
only thirty eight? Said on page six virtual reality. Is
that shady somebody? She's only thirty eight? I'm older than her,
(15:54):
You're going bush hold on, we should, but Jacqueline does
with thirty eight. I could believe that Jackelin's maybe it's
just because she's more done up. I think when I'm
more done up, maybe I age myself. Yeah, no, I
agree to that. Like when I'm super glammed up, I'm like,
I feel like I look seventy five years old right now. Um. Oh,
(16:18):
by the way, someone posted a picture of me the
other day which they're in this room, so the name
and filtered. Wait, did I do it no, but they
posted a picture and I looked like a freaking crazy
cat lady, and I go, look good, he's not even
in the picture, which is even more disturbing. Well, I
and didn't even say anything to me. I was like, listen,
if you're not going to at least put a Hollywood one, yeah,
(16:42):
number two, let me let a girl know, like a
little heads up. The lighting was so bad it looked
like I had poop on my tooth. I was like,
why are you putting this up on my husband's page? Really,
I need to see poop on your tooth? Oh my god.
Look I even did it before and after. And I said,
if you honestly think I'm gonna let this stay up
on my husband's page, I love that your passport to
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your phone is the same number over and over and over.
No one will ever know. I never figure that out.
Do you guys want to know what it is? It's
actually one number before all one and the same number
four and over again. I can tell him, you guys,
hat lady, Wait, let me see what in the actual No,
(17:24):
I did one with Hollywood two, and but like, look,
I have brown teeth in this. What the hell is happening.
That's the lighting of where we're doing our podcast in Vegas, right,
I'm gonna bring my own halo lights. No, we need
to tomorrow. I was like, I'm gonna rip out these
veneers and put new ones in. Guys. I don't have
brown teeth. They look like poop in this photo, do you? Guys?
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For those of you a jump know, we're going to
be doing a podcast from Las Vegas. Teddy's dad is
performing so exciting, and we're gonna have an Orange County
housewife on. By the way, he said, if you want
to get up on stage, just saying, you have to
know all the words to Jack and Diane. Okay, First
of all, I don't sing, so that's a problem right there,
and he would not want the people that are paying
(18:07):
to sit there to listen to me sing. But are
you gonna dance? Well? Can you? Do you have any
party tricks? Like Kyle can at least do the splits.
I don't do the splits. I'm sure I can. I
show my tits. I don't know if that's a party dance.
I'd come to the Coops concert and you can see
Tamra's tits. Everybody else has as wild. Yeah, I mean
I don't really have. That's my party trick, all a spells,
(18:30):
show your tits. Um, I can lip sync and if
you give me, we'll tell me what song. And then
Jack and Diane or as Dev would say, jacking on. Okay,
I go, jacking off, I go. That's what edy one goes,
he goes. You realize it sounds like she's saying Jackie off. Yeah,
she's like and jacking on. Um. But yeah, we will
be in Vegas. We'll be doing all the things. We
(18:51):
have a special guest. I know it's gonna be fun.
It's a very quick trip. You're gonna stay an extra day. Yeah,
I'm gonna stay an extra day. Do you want it
too as well? Because Nicole's such, she'll fly as home
on her jet. Okay, okay, so m you know what
(19:11):
that's really all you need to tell me. Yeah, I'm like,
I'm in I'll watch two nights of the Coogs. I'll
go to dinners, go to Delilah. Fearful of private jets
because those are the wants to go down, can you not?
Because if you are not on that plane and I
am and I die, it's on you. No, it's on you.
(19:32):
But no, you put it out there, no, because it's
a true Those are the wants to go down. And
that's what scares me about that. You know what, It's
just as common to get in a car accident as
it is to get in a plane act. Yeah, but
when you're a plane extent, you die pro accident, need
to get sued. We cleared that earlier. You know what,
I don't appreciate the snake of energy from me right now, Chamber,
(19:52):
just saying that's my fear. I have two fears. It's
not flying living inside of it, it's crashing and I'm
cluster phobic. By the way, did you see that they're
gonna have three episodes of the Traders Reunion. That's a
lot of episodes, especially without two cast members. Did you
see that Brandy actually did her own recap of your
Speaking of filters, you're gonna have to tell Tommy's gonna
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to lay off the filter that they were on Razza
and Brandy were unrecognizable and that those photos it was
too much. You can't. Here's the rule, guys. If you can't,
you can't over a Hollywood You get Hollywood two. Yeah,
you're Hollywood four with a two. But if you go
up to four, yeah, then you're on a zempic. That's
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what happens. Then you're on azempic, and then you don't
live it down. No matter what you do and how
workout videos you post, you're on a zepic. So be
careful with your filters. With your filters. Don't go past you.
Don't get cocky and think I'm gonna pull them by
putting it up to four. Yeah, because once yourself, bitch,
you know what we're seeing it And then all of
(20:58):
a sudden the memes start coming out. Who's this? Do
you recognize this person? But I kind of feel like
I would rather post pictures of me looking a little
rough around the eddress. Yeah yeah, I'm like, I don't
have a problem with that. I feel like you would
have had a problem with poop tooth for the rackoopy teeth,
No you would. I listen, I can go with the flow.
(21:18):
But if I look like my teeth or I have
a real teeth issue, if there's food in my teeth,
and you don't tell me dead to me, well, I've
been noticing when I take pictures my teeth look they
look beige, So so I started doing the bleaching thing,
you know, and then just the crest reps. That's all
I do. Pressed call us unless you want to come
to my house and each my teeth. I rarely leave
the house. All Right, we'll take a little break and
(21:42):
we'll come back and discuss Potomac. Okay, so we are
back from our break. We got to get right into
Pandora's box that was empty. There was a lot of
box talk empty as her last um okay, Sypotomic Part
(22:05):
three of the Reunion, the guys, come on, Hold on,
hold on. Before we even get to the guys coming on,
why in the world would Mia need to tell the
world that Gordon's peen isn't working because he had process cancer?
But I mean, why is this the person we're ever
hearing about it? I don't know about it, But then
it makes sense when he said in the in the
(22:27):
reunion that he never penetrated with her, all of it can't.
But I'm just saying, like her saying that, almost like
she's trying to justify why she says the other guys,
what do you believe the Jacklin's ever had sex with Gordon?
I would like Jacqueline, go ahead, this is my phone number.
(22:49):
I'm going to slide into your DMS right now. You
can go ahead and becc me. Do whatever you need
to do. But I want to send I want to
see those receipts that you had that you didn't get
to share or just send them to Indy. And then
Wendy comes and got to tell that was MIA's was
the sparkly Sparkly? Um? I want them both. But yeah, um, okay,
(23:11):
So there's a lot of this apology going on that
now we know ended up on Twitter. Mia feels bad
about her actions. There's also now since the reunion, they've
had uh, they've done group tiktoks, but Jacqueline wasn't in them,
which I'm disappointed about. I expect her to the union. Well,
(23:32):
I want her to be on this next season for sure.
Well I think she will be on the next season.
Well we don't know this. Well, no, we don't know
that she won't either. Okay, what about um when Karen
faces Charisse and starts filing her nail Okay, but she
brought up that nail file. I don't really jump out
of my skin. Well, I mean, obviously you don't bring
like there's very little things you bring to the reunion.
(23:54):
If you want to have your phone, okay, whatever, you
put it behind you. If you have receipt, you bring him.
You do not bring a nail file unless you're trying
to make like a statement. Obviously she's trying to make
a statement like how Kathy Hilton brought out the fan
or the lip gloss with the Mariska Harget. Just stop
stop it. I don't want to see anymore damn props
(24:16):
at the reunion. Um, speaking of things, I don't need
to see our words that I don't know, like the
fact that I had to google what gutter snipe is? What? Um?
Gutter snipe now derogatory a scruffy and badly behaved child
who spends most of their time on the street. How
did they use it? I don't even remember. I want
you to guess right now who said it? Karen No, Candice, Yes,
(24:42):
Can has got a very big vocabulary. I do not
to screw with her ever, Okay. I have to say
though when we talk and granted you guys just listen
to a podcast that we had with Chris. We do
love Chris and Candice. But as they start started to
bring the men out and they all start sharing their peace,
the only one that I mean, granted, he has reason
(25:02):
to be upset, Yeah, but I personally wouldn't have wanted
the way Chris spoke to me either. No, I feel
like Chris, I understand his frustrations. You guys have to
know that we filmed our segment with Chris before the
reunion airs, so we had not seen the reunion. We
were only getting his side, which I felt like he
was very I thought he did a good job at
(25:24):
playing a job. He was very control of his emotions.
He didn't put down anybody. But at the reunion, I
would have liked to see Chris less aggressive. Yeah. I
wish that Chris could have taken the reunion the same
way that he handled our questions, because he showed a
softness to him. I think when I mean granted, I
(25:45):
think when men show too much anger, it's scared. Like
in general, it creates like a nervous energy for me,
even though it justifies why Giselle felt the way she felt.
So it's kind of like, just if he would have
acted the way he did on the podcast at the reunion,
it probably but then it made me question that was
(26:08):
Giselle implying that he made her nervous because he was
being aggressive or because he was being sexual. That made
me question that for the very first time. Never being sexual,
I don't believe that for a second. I mean either,
But she never specified did she know. She just said
she felt uncomfortable, and I'm not going to dismiss anybody
(26:30):
feeling uncomfortable. But then to say he's like, what is shade,
dirty bird or shady or something like that, sneaky link,
sneaky link, like, then you're And she didn't apologize to
that about that, but I feel like, then you're putting
it out there that he is just, you know, shady. Yeah,
but Giselle on the show said maybe he wanted to
(26:52):
get with it, So I guess that does imply that
she's saying sexually not But I think Giselle did a
nice job of response and saying listen, I don't want
you to talk to me that way. She did not
on the show, but when he actually snapped at her,
she did say, listen, you don't need to talk to
me like that to know when I get that. But
(27:13):
I feel I feel his frustration. I don't feel like
anything he did this entire season would warrant the disrespect
he got all season. I agree, I one million percent agree.
And if Candice went out fighting that entire time like that,
I would be okay with it. But I have to
tell you that if you pissed me off and then
Edwin came at you, yeah, no, I would be breaking
(27:36):
furious with that one, because I just don't ever. I
don't know that. I Chris, we love you, we know
that you're frustrated. We would be frustrated too. But when
they were talking about it, they showed each side. Andy said,
this is semantic. Do you believe that? Or is Giselle
twisting things? I think that Giselle is good at making
(27:59):
tell vision and she knows what's going to create an issue. Um,
so she did whatever she could. I don't think she.
I don't know. I'm not her. I don't feel like
she totally regrets ever bringing that up. I feel like
she regrets bringing it up. And I think that I
talked about how uncomfortable Ashley looked. Ashley wasn't herself this reunion.
First of all, her dress looks so uncomfortable that if
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I had to wear that for ten minutes, I'd be upset.
Let along pulling it up and touching her boobs and
doing this and that, like it was just like that
is not well. Then we get to, um, the watch
would happen? I mean kind of all the rest of it.
It's the same stuff we've already dealt with. Like, honestly, Karen,
you got to give better reunion. I've told you this.
(28:43):
I didn't like it. I thought you half asked it.
Nobody wants to hear you pussy footing around every question.
I'm done. Um um, Mia and Jacqueline, like I wanted
that to go deeper, to be honest, I didn't feel
like I got enough. You pulled out their friends again.
I mean I think if they're both on alogy. Yeah,
she did her and she's trying right. She did her
(29:04):
tweet apologies. She had done it at the reunions because
she saw herself back and saw that the fans were
mad at her, and then she realized that she had
to apologize. Um, can we talk about the unseen footage
from what happens? Thank God for Ebony and the faces,
or else we wouldn't even know that anything was going on.
Like Ebony's facial expressions were like they were horrible, and
(29:27):
she was like, what do you mean horrible in a
good way, like I need to disgusted Ebony. No, Ebany
did not believe one thing. She was disgusted by what
was being said. She I don't know that she was disgusted.
I don't think she was buying it. I think she
was disgusted by what was being said. I mean, seriously,
(29:47):
they only communicated on Instagram. She lives in Canada, but
flew to Maryland dates a Ravens player. Lost her wallet. Yeah,
I mean if my husband had never met a per
person allegedly and went to the hotel to put a
credit card down, he'd be the dumbest idiot I've ever
(30:07):
met in my life. What would you do if that
was you buy that's a lie. I'm not buying it
at all. Well, I wish she would have just come
forward and said, listen, we're going through a hard time
and I'm fucking pissed at him. I am pissed, but
I we've talked about it and I'm forgiving him. But
she didn't really say that. The unit that watch what happens,
(30:27):
I've never got us to that point. She's covering for him,
covering for him, and it's like, I don't understand why
she would do that. But then I listened to Carlos
King and he was talking about how they have more
of like an arrangement than we all know about. And
if that's the case, guys, I'm sick of hearing about
housewives having an arrangement. But are an open relationship? No,
(30:48):
it's not it. But if they are, your husband is
stepping out, you don't make it an arrangement. You kick
him to the curb. No, but if you personally want
to make an arrangement, make an arrangement. But then held
the audience about it. But I do think that there
are marriages that have arrangements. To think that they don't
exist in general, I think is wrong. I think it's disgusting.
(31:11):
You're in a committed relationship, why would you want to
be You've never cheated on anybodyst of all. No, first
of all, when you're talking about a committed relationship, you're
in a marriage or whatever it is, you do not
have a relationship. But you can gather people like no,
I'm not buying that. No, Well, it's one thing to
say an open relationship. And what my point is, don't
(31:32):
pretend you're something that you're not if you do have
an open relationship with which people do have say it
regardless if you agree with it or not. I do
think there are marriages that that's what works for them,
good for them. I mean, obviously not USA to happen,
um disaster, waiting to happen, disaster. But I mean now
(31:56):
we're going through what else happens on this reunion? Yeah? Yeah,
I received those um fand thoughts. People are really upset
with Candice this episode. Um the next are people saying
things like I don't like Chris cussing at Gizelle by
Robin An cussing at a woman. I don't like that
at all. I don't either. Um. But Chris, we know
(32:20):
that you're upsite. It was a long time coming. You
were kind of like the last man standing of actually
getting any Like you're the only one really participating between
Gordon and why am I blaying on Karen's husband's name
right now? Right? Ray? Uh? I mean race isn't about
(32:43):
tearing up. I don't. I don't really believe anything either
of them says. I'm not trying to be rude, but
like both of them I think are so full of
it and speaking of like arrangements. I just think I
can't watch. I know that she's got the lad moms
and all of these things, but like, I just ever
want to hear that again. I don't also want to
(33:05):
hear people calling themselves icons again. But yet here I
am standing next to one. Um. But I but I
did you feel like the unseen footage was a letdown? Yes?
Isn't it everything we already saw? We already watched that
watch What Happens Live four weeks ago? Um, so it
was saw it pretty much one. You really escaped a
(33:30):
good one because Tom Sandoval took you out. So you're
welcome to one Andrew Drew's husband Ralph to all the
other douchebags, I apologize. There's a number one juice. Yeah,
Tom Sandovale beat you all, you know what. Congratulations to
Tom t you topped the assholes this week. But um,
(33:51):
I am excited. Oh. One other thing that Carlos King
said before we wrap is that he thinks the cast
needs a shake up. They need an edema. It's an
enema different than a calonic. I've never had a colonic.
I think that's when they blow water up your asshole. No,
it's hot water up your asshole. I've had one, you have.
(34:11):
I've never had one, but I feel like it's still
getting the shit out. Yeah, pretty much. Do you have
worms that come out? No, I had no worms. My
girlfriend doesn't, and she has worms that come out. Anyways,
she probably has a parasite. She does repeated Oh my gosh. Guys,
get the worms out of your asshole and tune into
the next episode of TWATS where we share other helpful
(34:33):
medical advice from non doctors. Thank you for your time.
Two teas in a pod with Teddy Melancnts and camera Jedge.
Here we are two teas in a pod and Tama
and I are discussing something very serious before we get
into housewife headlines and photomac. I'm actually a little bit
(00:23):
frightened than you told me this. Well, why would you
not like your own posts? Do you do? You guys
like your own photo on Instagram? No? Term like cants
Teddy Tamra, you like all your own posts? Yes? I do.
I like me. Um. Well, we have a lot of
(00:46):
fun on Jeff Lewis. Um, it's a lot of good questions.
You guys can go there and listen. But which leads
us to our housewife headlines. First, we're gonna start out
with real Housewives of Make Miami Reunion. Alexia called Adriana
the Devil and the trailer. One of the most upsetting
(01:07):
parts to me also was that Larisa said she has
sex four times a night. Wait, four times a night.
But also, you have to understand this is like a
new relationship. So weren't you banging like crazy when you
first started dating somebody? Yes, but I was twenty eight
years old, not forty eight. Her boyfriend's twenty eight you
(01:29):
or something like that, So I think that I mean, goodma.
But then I can't remember if it was Nicole or
who it was. But one of them was like, your
poor vagina. I know that that shit must hurt four times,
like that's a banning. But good for her, Good for her.
But I was like, if this is the norm I'm
about to get a divorce. I don't think that's the norms.
(01:50):
You don't have to get divorced. You know how time
goes on, it's less and less and less and less
and less. Well, we're three times a week. I'm proud
of that. Okay, well a stable one to three to two.
There might be a couple of tel yes. Oh. The
question was do you schedule it? Like what do you
guys do when you want to have sucD You make
a look at each other or know that. Um I
(02:13):
thought about scheduling because you do get super busy. And
when Eddie was running the gym, he would get off,
but like if sometimes four in the morning, five in
the morning, he wouldn't get home to eight o'clock at night.
So the last thing is like, oh, let's have sex.
It was like more like sleep right. So there. We
definitely had a little bump in the sex department because
(02:33):
of working so much. But now he's not working as much.
But so is your sex back in call? Yeah, it's
back and call I got my sex chair. But however,
I had my surgery. He got sick. He was sick
for a month. Now. He broke his toe. I mean
when I say he broke his toe, he mutilated his
toe in his motorcycle. Like it's to the point where
it looks like he's probably going to fall off. It's black.
(02:56):
It's so disgusting. So it's like one thing after another.
So I told him yesterday, say, you've gotta get on
sex chair because obviously you can't move too much with
that foot. I mean, it's bleeding, won't stop. It's been
three days. Well that really, I know. It makes me
really horny. Um do you are you on top or
you bottom more? I'm normally on bottom more because on
top is so much fucking work. But be honest, it's
(03:18):
a lot of work. So the sex chair helps because
you're more work less work being on top. Um, well,
we don't necessary when people laugh at me about the scheduling,
it's not necessarily we don't fully schedule, but like, for example,
Edwin has this thing where anytime I'm in workout clothes,
like the second I get put my workout clothes on,
he wants to have step Oh my god, that's any
(03:39):
and I'm like, no, thank you. And so I will
say like, I'll be home at this time, and so
we'll say times and then we kind of schedule and
then I'll be like TikTok, I'm home. And so it's
not necessary. We don't like put it in a calendar,
but it's like when he tries, then I give him
something to look forward to because there's no way I'm
(03:59):
gonna like be late to workout class because I need
You also got to be hard with you know you
have four kids in the house. But no, so but
definitely it's not four times a night. No, But I
don't think you should get jealous over that and think
there's anything wrong with your relationship, because it's that's new jealous.
I was like the last thing I want all it
made me think that I can't be with a younger guy.
(04:20):
It once to that size with me four times a night,
I'm exhausted three times a week going to Vegas back
to back trips and having to have sex all the nights.
I was like, see, we have sex all the time
on vacation. Yeah, I know all the time, like throughout
the day. We could do it four times a day
on vacation. No, we're more two times a day, four times.
You're taking midday breaks. Yeah. But anyway, congratulations to them.
(04:45):
Were very happy for them. But it airs Thursday, March ninth.
I'm very excited about this. Yeah, we love them, We
love Miami. Um Alexia called Adriana the devil. That's the
biggest thing. Then Adriana called somebody the devil show before Yeah, um, Adriana.
Lets Andy read a letter from someone. It reads, Dear Adriana,
I'm writing you to tell you that I'm being abused.
(05:07):
The culprit of this abuse is Marisol what what? What
I know? Rudall Cliffhanger there, which I'm guessing must be that.
I mean, I'm totally guessing. But maybe it's the ex boyfriend,
the guy from Bumble I don't know. Oh my god,
it's gotta be the Bumble guy. Yeah, that's something. It's
probably the Bumble Guy, I think so, uh huh. And
(05:29):
then um, Peeky Barth claims that Lenny has been a
cheat eater for a long time. She also alleges I
knew models that he cheat with. Oh well, there's a
big shocker there, right. Not shocked, No, not shocked. Listen.
I don't care that I'm not a model. I still
wouldn't not no, but I wouldn't bone Lenny being a
non model. I wouldn't bone Lenny either. I wouldn't bone
(05:52):
Lenny with less's vagina. Even if I was desperate, I
wouldn't bone Lenny. I just don't find him. I care
how much money I have, I'll be slang it and
freaking I don't know tan suticals for the rest of
my life. Um well, what about Larsa and Alexeia fight
with Nicole regarding her husband, Anthony Lopez. I can't stand
a man who talks shi t about a woman, Alexia says.
(06:13):
Larsa calls Anthony uh bh. But here's the thing I
don't but Alexia said. Alexeiu says, I don't like a
man who will fight with a woman. But didn't Alexeia's
husband getting into an argument. I think all the guys
got a little bit into they were heated at that thing. Yeah, so,
I mean, Anthony's messy, but I love a rich, messy
(06:34):
guy as long as he's not a cheater. If I'm
trying to do a cheater and then I hate to Anthony.
But you know what, Anthony is not that messy, Like
he kind of puts a little subtle things out there,
but he's not like horrible, No, he's he's not like,
let's let's put it out there. If there was one
guy had to pick from Miami one million percent to
be Anthony, Sorry, Nicole, but it was Yeah, me too,
(06:55):
Me too. I mean also, we're smart with our finances. Ish.
I mean, we know what forty four million dollar house means.
We know what that mean if you can afford of
forty four million dollars house. For me, it's not even
the money. I just feel like he's a stand up guy. Well,
I don't know if we don't guy. He's funny, he's funny,
he seems like a good dad. She's obviously smart and cute,
(07:17):
and well, they're definitely I feel like their relationship goals
for sure. Yeah, but also I think that Alexia's husband
seems very nice. Um Nicole Gurdi and Julia, I got
an Adriana raise their hands when Andy asks who thinks?
Who thinks that Larsa hits below the belt? So essentially
all the newbies, I think they all Adrianna the belt.
(07:39):
That's part of being a housewife on Bravot me thank you. Yeah,
I mean you have to hit below the belt. I
actually I actually liked Larsa stirring the pot this season.
Here's the thing. I love Larsa's stirring the pot way
more than I liked her doing nothing last season. That
being said, I think we need more of Larsa's home
life in order to just a by I would story like,
(08:01):
I want to know more because I feel like that
date that we did see was there's a setup for
tv UM and then the sad part of the trailer
was we are fighting two cancers. One was not enough,
Julia says, which that is, oh my god, and then
Drew bring a divorce drama on camera. This this is
just sad. But do you think that there was red flags?
(08:25):
Of course, yeah, but there was a lot of red
flags of them not really seeing eye to eye, are
getting along and now that they've filed for divorce, but
she they're saying that she will be serving hot tea
on her divorce for the upcoming season. We've learned that
producers brought cameras out again to capture the fallout from
her explosed valiga. Okay, so they stopped filming or finished
(08:46):
filming and then they brought camera kind of like with
their two and on vanderpup Rules. Right now they similar
to Vanderpump Rules. Yeah, they're bringing cameras back out right
to talk about the Drew Ralph. Yeah, which I would
expect them to do. But this is my question. We
haven't really heard anything about the Drew and Ralph stuff.
(09:07):
How happy do you think that Ralph is that Tom
Sandoval treated it? Yeah, and he got a break because
we haven't heard a peep about Juan or Ralph. Well,
at this point, I don't even bother opening up my
Instagram because everything on there is about the you know,
the scandal. Yeah, this next one's not even very interesting.
(09:34):
But other than people are sue happy, people are super
sue happy. Crystal Meek goof sued over a car accident,
husband and brother too. The real house was Beverly Hillstar.
Crystal is getting sued along with the filmmaker husband and
her brother of a car accident. They allegedly caused. We
you know, it's called an accident for a reason. I
(09:56):
seriously doubt that they drove off and said, hey, I'm
going to get an accident, stay so watch out. No.
I mean, people are so happy, and I feel like
this has happened on our cast before, where somebody's gotten
to crack sit they find out that you are a
public person, they just want to sue. I remember I
was eighteen when I back when I drove. When I
was eighteen, I got into a fender bender on my
(10:16):
way to a one time. Yeah, I drove my Jetta convertible.
I wanted to. I drove my Jetta convertible right into
the back of somebody else. But I mean I was
going like ten miles per hour on well shirt. But
he sued me for the same thing that you were
John Mellencomp's daughter. Yeah, because Tamer's favorite line. He saw
it on my license and he also said he had
(10:39):
mental suffering, anxiety and a loss of them him. I
bumped into him. I can tink of anyone a stress.
I was getting paid mail room salary at CIA. I
was so did you have to did your insurance settle
with him or did he get injuries or was it
I think they they nothing really came of it. I
just remember getting served and then it kind of just beard.
(11:00):
So I'm assuming, well, I am currently trying to teach
Sophia how to drive. She has an instructor, but it's
there's only three two hour sessions to the instructor over
seven six months. I'm surprised we haven't crossed yet. Do
you want me to teacher? Uh? No, drive home from
school and to school. So literally going through an intersection
(11:20):
and she realized she didn't realize I realized that when
you go through intersection. She just beard over to the
left and went in the other lane. I'm like, that's
not your lane. You're so lucky somebody wasn't behind us. Like,
it's very stressful. I don't I know what I like.
I'm waiting for that lawsuit. Know what I like less
than driving? People telling me how to drive from the
passenger seat. I get rage, like Edwin is the worst
(11:44):
driver I And also I have that like tracking thing
on him where I can see w any speeding or
texting or doing any of those things. Really uh huh
you should get for your kids. It's amazing. Well, I mean,
my kids are older now, Spencer's twenty two. I don't
think I need to monitor how his speed is. I
will be no hi kids. Sophia does not have it.
She doesn't permit, no driver's license yet, but she will
(12:05):
be driving in the next few months, hopefully. But I mean,
I'm but when I do a little fearful. But when
I do drive, I don't want to hear people telling
me I'm a bad driver. I know, this is why
I don't do this. Well, then you should expect it.
The next one is, oh gosh, Erica. Yeah, Erica Change
shows off slim down figure at Billboard Music Awards, um,
(12:30):
sparking ozempic speculations. I mean, right now, if anybody in
the public eye is skinny, naturally people think they're on ozapic.
But I think here's okay. First and foremost, before we
even comment on this, I texted Erica and I just said, hey,
level with me, Are you on a zapice? And she
was like, I'm not. I've been working out, I've been
(12:52):
doing if you if you if you watch this, it's
been over five months of going on, you know, blah
blah blah. Let me guess she has to stopped drinking. No,
stop it. But I think this we are getting to
a dangerous place where every single time somebody changes anything
about their physical health that everybody comments that it's a drug.
(13:13):
Is a xampic a topic on Beverly Hills right now
they're filming. I don't know. I haven't heard that it is,
but I wouldn't be surprised. I saw that it was too.
But I can see why it's irritating. I mean, I'm
so grateful that I'm like few. I did all in
a long time ago. So I've always been posting my workouts.
I don't have to justify who I am and how
(13:34):
I changed my life. I'm so intensely into my workouts
that I never think to post them. So I'm starting
to like, yeah, because you have to. Because first of all,
I got early in the morning, I look like shit.
The last thing I want to do is post, you know,
my no makeup whatever. But I'm starting to do that
on my TikTok. So follow me. Yeah, so follow Tamer
on tiktoks. And also, guys, what do you freaking care
(13:58):
what people are taking and doing? What do you care,
I truthfully, whether anybody is taking something to help them
feel better like I, personally, I just don't care. Well,
I will say I don't care, but I do care
because being in the fitness industry for so many years
that the quick fix is not well nix is not
(14:19):
a long lasting fix. So do it the right way
and don't take shortcomes. Yes, and of course we're passionate
about that, but personally, the people that are upset, like,
screw up, you're taking this, you're doing that, like for
Pete's sakes, like you're seeing a workout video of this person.
Why are you commenting that they're doing well, because we've
never seen a workout video of this person before. Well,
(14:42):
I see, I see. I don't know what else to
say about that other than me. I has posted an
apologies in jackline. Second, I want to publicly apologize to
my bestie, my sister, my Ace. Oh now she likes her.
I was, yeah, you didn't see this. I'm s sorry
I was not able to give you the emotional support
you needed while embarking on a new chapter of life.
(15:05):
I'm sorry I was nasty and rude and didn't find
more patients. I know we may never be okay, but
I want the world for you. We have one last
recap before we take a little break, and that is
Mia Thornton understands why Robin kept quiet about husband's alleged affair.
I mean, obviously everybody understands why somebody even keep quiet
(15:29):
about that. Thank you, captain obvious? And what's her reason?
She said? Me and Thornton is giving Robin Dixon a break.
The Real Housewives of Potomac star thirty eight back to
the Ages. Always is only thirty eight? Wow? Me is
only thirty eight? Said on page six virtual reality. Is
that shady somebody? She's only thirty eight? I'm older than her,
(15:54):
You're going bush hold on, we should, but Jacqueline does
with thirty eight. I could believe that Jackelin's maybe it's
just because she's more done up. I think when I'm
more done up, maybe I age myself. Yeah, no, I
agree to that. Like when I'm super glammed up, I'm like,
I feel like I look seventy five years old right now. Um. Oh,
(16:18):
by the way, someone posted a picture of me the
other day which they're in this room, so the name
and filtered. Wait, did I do it no, but they
posted a picture and I looked like a freaking crazy
cat lady, and I go, look good, he's not even
in the picture, which is even more disturbing. Well, I
and didn't even say anything to me. I was like, listen,
if you're not going to at least put a Hollywood one, yeah,
(16:42):
number two, let me let a girl know, like a
little heads up. The lighting was so bad it looked
like I had poop on my tooth. I was like,
why are you putting this up on my husband's page? Really,
I need to see poop on your tooth? Oh my god.
Look I even did it before and after. And I said,
if you honestly think I'm gonna let this stay up
on my husband's page, I love that your passport to
(17:03):
your phone is the same number over and over and over.
No one will ever know. I never figure that out.
Do you guys want to know what it is? It's
actually one number before all one and the same number
four and over again. I can tell him, you guys,
hat lady, Wait, let me see what in the actual No,
(17:24):
I did one with Hollywood two, and but like, look,
I have brown teeth in this. What the hell is happening.
That's the lighting of where we're doing our podcast in Vegas, right,
I'm gonna bring my own halo lights. No, we need
to tomorrow. I was like, I'm gonna rip out these
veneers and put new ones in. Guys. I don't have
brown teeth. They look like poop in this photo, do you? Guys?
(17:45):
For those of you a jump know, we're going to
be doing a podcast from Las Vegas. Teddy's dad is
performing so exciting, and we're gonna have an Orange County
housewife on. By the way, he said, if you want
to get up on stage, just saying, you have to
know all the words to Jack and Diane. Okay, First
of all, I don't sing, so that's a problem right there,
and he would not want the people that are paying
(18:07):
to sit there to listen to me sing. But are
you gonna dance? Well? Can you? Do you have any
party tricks? Like Kyle can at least do the splits.
I don't do the splits. I'm sure I can. I
show my tits. I don't know if that's a party dance.
I'd come to the Coops concert and you can see
Tamra's tits. Everybody else has as wild. Yeah, I mean
I don't really have. That's my party trick, all a spells,
(18:30):
show your tits. Um, I can lip sync and if
you give me, we'll tell me what song. And then
Jack and Diane or as Dev would say, jacking on. Okay,
I go, jacking off, I go. That's what edy one goes,
he goes. You realize it sounds like she's saying Jackie off. Yeah,
she's like and jacking on. Um. But yeah, we will
be in Vegas. We'll be doing all the things. We
(18:51):
have a special guest. I know it's gonna be fun.
It's a very quick trip. You're gonna stay an extra day. Yeah,
I'm gonna stay an extra day. Do you want it
too as well? Because Nicole's such, she'll fly as home
on her jet. Okay, okay, so m you know what
(19:11):
that's really all you need to tell me. Yeah, I'm like,
I'm in I'll watch two nights of the Coogs. I'll
go to dinners, go to Delilah. Fearful of private jets
because those are the wants to go down, can you not?
Because if you are not on that plane and I
am and I die, it's on you. No, it's on you.
(19:32):
But no, you put it out there, no, because it's
a true Those are the wants to go down. And
that's what scares me about that. You know what, It's
just as common to get in a car accident as
it is to get in a plane act. Yeah, but
when you're a plane extent, you die pro accident, need
to get sued. We cleared that earlier. You know what,
I don't appreciate the snake of energy from me right now, Chamber,
(19:52):
just saying that's my fear. I have two fears. It's
not flying living inside of it, it's crashing and I'm
cluster phobic. By the way, did you see that they're
gonna have three episodes of the Traders Reunion. That's a
lot of episodes, especially without two cast members. Did you
see that Brandy actually did her own recap of your
Speaking of filters, you're gonna have to tell Tommy's gonna
(20:16):
to lay off the filter that they were on Razza
and Brandy were unrecognizable and that those photos it was
too much. You can't. Here's the rule, guys. If you can't,
you can't over a Hollywood You get Hollywood two. Yeah,
you're Hollywood four with a two. But if you go
up to four, yeah, then you're on a zempic. That's
(20:37):
what happens. Then you're on azempic, and then you don't
live it down. No matter what you do and how
workout videos you post, you're on a zepic. So be
careful with your filters. With your filters. Don't go past you.
Don't get cocky and think I'm gonna pull them by
putting it up to four. Yeah, because once yourself, bitch,
you know what we're seeing it And then all of
(20:58):
a sudden the memes start coming out. Who's this? Do
you recognize this person? But I kind of feel like
I would rather post pictures of me looking a little
rough around the eddress. Yeah yeah, I'm like, I don't
have a problem with that. I feel like you would
have had a problem with poop tooth for the rackoopy teeth,
No you would. I listen, I can go with the flow.
(21:18):
But if I look like my teeth or I have
a real teeth issue, if there's food in my teeth,
and you don't tell me dead to me, well, I've
been noticing when I take pictures my teeth look they
look beige, So so I started doing the bleaching thing,
you know, and then just the crest reps. That's all
I do. Pressed call us unless you want to come
to my house and each my teeth. I rarely leave
the house. All Right, we'll take a little break and
(21:42):
we'll come back and discuss Potomac. Okay, so we are
back from our break. We got to get right into
Pandora's box that was empty. There was a lot of
box talk empty as her last um okay, Sypotomic Part
(22:05):
three of the Reunion, the guys, come on, Hold on,
hold on. Before we even get to the guys coming on,
why in the world would Mia need to tell the
world that Gordon's peen isn't working because he had process cancer?
But I mean, why is this the person we're ever
hearing about it? I don't know about it, But then
it makes sense when he said in the in the
(22:27):
reunion that he never penetrated with her, all of it can't.
But I'm just saying, like her saying that, almost like
she's trying to justify why she says the other guys,
what do you believe the Jacklin's ever had sex with Gordon?
I would like Jacqueline, go ahead, this is my phone number.
(22:49):
I'm going to slide into your DMS right now. You
can go ahead and becc me. Do whatever you need
to do. But I want to send I want to
see those receipts that you had that you didn't get
to share or just send them to Indy. And then
Wendy comes and got to tell that was MIA's was
the sparkly Sparkly? Um? I want them both. But yeah, um, okay,
(23:11):
So there's a lot of this apology going on that
now we know ended up on Twitter. Mia feels bad
about her actions. There's also now since the reunion, they've
had uh, they've done group tiktoks, but Jacqueline wasn't in them,
which I'm disappointed about. I expect her to the union. Well,
(23:32):
I want her to be on this next season for sure.
Well I think she will be on the next season.
Well we don't know this. Well, no, we don't know
that she won't either. Okay, what about um when Karen
faces Charisse and starts filing her nail Okay, but she
brought up that nail file. I don't really jump out
of my skin. Well, I mean, obviously you don't bring
like there's very little things you bring to the reunion.
(23:54):
If you want to have your phone, okay, whatever, you
put it behind you. If you have receipt, you bring him.
You do not bring a nail file unless you're trying
to make like a statement. Obviously she's trying to make
a statement like how Kathy Hilton brought out the fan
or the lip gloss with the Mariska Harget. Just stop
stop it. I don't want to see anymore damn props
(24:16):
at the reunion. Um, speaking of things, I don't need
to see our words that I don't know, like the
fact that I had to google what gutter snipe is? What? Um?
Gutter snipe now derogatory a scruffy and badly behaved child
who spends most of their time on the street. How
did they use it? I don't even remember. I want
you to guess right now who said it? Karen No, Candice, Yes,
(24:42):
Can has got a very big vocabulary. I do not
to screw with her ever, Okay. I have to say
though when we talk and granted you guys just listen
to a podcast that we had with Chris. We do
love Chris and Candice. But as they start started to
bring the men out and they all start sharing their peace,
the only one that I mean, granted, he has reason
(25:02):
to be upset, Yeah, but I personally wouldn't have wanted
the way Chris spoke to me either. No, I feel
like Chris, I understand his frustrations. You guys have to
know that we filmed our segment with Chris before the
reunion airs, so we had not seen the reunion. We
were only getting his side, which I felt like he
was very I thought he did a good job at
(25:24):
playing a job. He was very control of his emotions.
He didn't put down anybody. But at the reunion, I
would have liked to see Chris less aggressive. Yeah. I
wish that Chris could have taken the reunion the same
way that he handled our questions, because he showed a
softness to him. I think when I mean granted, I
(25:45):
think when men show too much anger, it's scared. Like
in general, it creates like a nervous energy for me,
even though it justifies why Giselle felt the way she felt.
So it's kind of like, just if he would have
acted the way he did on the podcast at the reunion,
it probably but then it made me question that was
(26:08):
Giselle implying that he made her nervous because he was
being aggressive or because he was being sexual. That made
me question that for the very first time. Never being sexual,
I don't believe that for a second. I mean either,
But she never specified did she know. She just said
she felt uncomfortable, and I'm not going to dismiss anybody
(26:30):
feeling uncomfortable. But then to say he's like, what is shade,
dirty bird or shady or something like that, sneaky link,
sneaky link, like, then you're And she didn't apologize to
that about that, but I feel like, then you're putting
it out there that he is just, you know, shady. Yeah,
but Giselle on the show said maybe he wanted to
(26:52):
get with it, So I guess that does imply that
she's saying sexually not But I think Giselle did a
nice job of response and saying listen, I don't want
you to talk to me that way. She did not
on the show, but when he actually snapped at her,
she did say, listen, you don't need to talk to
me like that to know when I get that. But
(27:13):
I feel I feel his frustration. I don't feel like
anything he did this entire season would warrant the disrespect
he got all season. I agree, I one million percent agree.
And if Candice went out fighting that entire time like that,
I would be okay with it. But I have to
tell you that if you pissed me off and then
Edwin came at you, yeah, no, I would be breaking
(27:36):
furious with that one, because I just don't ever. I
don't know that. I Chris, we love you, we know
that you're frustrated. We would be frustrated too. But when
they were talking about it, they showed each side. Andy said,
this is semantic. Do you believe that? Or is Giselle
twisting things? I think that Giselle is good at making
(27:59):
tell vision and she knows what's going to create an issue. Um,
so she did whatever she could. I don't think she.
I don't know. I'm not her. I don't feel like
she totally regrets ever bringing that up. I feel like
she regrets bringing it up. And I think that I
talked about how uncomfortable Ashley looked. Ashley wasn't herself this reunion.
First of all, her dress looks so uncomfortable that if
(28:21):
I had to wear that for ten minutes, I'd be upset.
Let along pulling it up and touching her boobs and
doing this and that, like it was just like that
is not well. Then we get to, um, the watch
would happen? I mean kind of all the rest of it.
It's the same stuff we've already dealt with. Like, honestly, Karen,
you got to give better reunion. I've told you this.
(28:43):
I didn't like it. I thought you half asked it.
Nobody wants to hear you pussy footing around every question.
I'm done. Um um, Mia and Jacqueline, like I wanted
that to go deeper, to be honest, I didn't feel
like I got enough. You pulled out their friends again.
I mean I think if they're both on alogy. Yeah,
she did her and she's trying right. She did her
(29:04):
tweet apologies. She had done it at the reunions because
she saw herself back and saw that the fans were
mad at her, and then she realized that she had
to apologize. Um, can we talk about the unseen footage
from what happens? Thank God for Ebony and the faces,
or else we wouldn't even know that anything was going on.
Like Ebony's facial expressions were like they were horrible, and
(29:27):
she was like, what do you mean horrible in a
good way, like I need to disgusted Ebony. No, Ebany
did not believe one thing. She was disgusted by what
was being said. She I don't know that she was disgusted.
I don't think she was buying it. I think she
was disgusted by what was being said. I mean, seriously,
(29:47):
they only communicated on Instagram. She lives in Canada, but
flew to Maryland dates a Ravens player. Lost her wallet. Yeah,
I mean if my husband had never met a per
person allegedly and went to the hotel to put a
credit card down, he'd be the dumbest idiot I've ever
(30:07):
met in my life. What would you do if that
was you buy that's a lie. I'm not buying it
at all. Well, I wish she would have just come
forward and said, listen, we're going through a hard time
and I'm fucking pissed at him. I am pissed, but
I we've talked about it and I'm forgiving him. But
she didn't really say that. The unit that watch what happens,
(30:27):
I've never got us to that point. She's covering for him,
covering for him, and it's like, I don't understand why
she would do that. But then I listened to Carlos
King and he was talking about how they have more
of like an arrangement than we all know about. And
if that's the case, guys, I'm sick of hearing about
housewives having an arrangement. But are an open relationship? No,
(30:48):
it's not it. But if they are, your husband is
stepping out, you don't make it an arrangement. You kick
him to the curb. No, but if you personally want
to make an arrangement, make an arrangement. But then held
the audience about it. But I do think that there
are marriages that have arrangements. To think that they don't
exist in general, I think is wrong. I think it's disgusting.
(31:11):
You're in a committed relationship, why would you want to
be You've never cheated on anybodyst of all. No, first
of all, when you're talking about a committed relationship, you're
in a marriage or whatever it is, you do not
have a relationship. But you can gather people like no,
I'm not buying that. No, Well, it's one thing to
say an open relationship. And what my point is, don't
(31:32):
pretend you're something that you're not if you do have
an open relationship with which people do have say it
regardless if you agree with it or not. I do
think there are marriages that that's what works for them,
good for them. I mean, obviously not USA to happen,
um disaster, waiting to happen, disaster. But I mean now
(31:56):
we're going through what else happens on this reunion? Yeah? Yeah,
I received those um fand thoughts. People are really upset
with Candice this episode. Um the next are people saying
things like I don't like Chris cussing at Gizelle by
Robin An cussing at a woman. I don't like that
at all. I don't either. Um. But Chris, we know
(32:20):
that you're upsite. It was a long time coming. You
were kind of like the last man standing of actually
getting any Like you're the only one really participating between
Gordon and why am I blaying on Karen's husband's name
right now? Right? Ray? Uh? I mean race isn't about
(32:43):
tearing up. I don't. I don't really believe anything either
of them says. I'm not trying to be rude, but
like both of them I think are so full of
it and speaking of like arrangements. I just think I
can't watch. I know that she's got the lad moms
and all of these things, but like, I just ever
want to hear that again. I don't also want to
(33:05):
hear people calling themselves icons again. But yet here I
am standing next to one. Um. But I but I
did you feel like the unseen footage was a letdown? Yes?
Isn't it everything we already saw? We already watched that
watch What Happens Live four weeks ago? Um, so it
was saw it pretty much one. You really escaped a
(33:30):
good one because Tom Sandoval took you out. So you're
welcome to one Andrew Drew's husband Ralph to all the
other douchebags, I apologize. There's a number one juice. Yeah,
Tom Sandovale beat you all, you know what. Congratulations to
Tom t you topped the assholes this week. But um,
(33:51):
I am excited. Oh. One other thing that Carlos King
said before we wrap is that he thinks the cast
needs a shake up. They need an edema. It's an
enema different than a calonic. I've never had a colonic.
I think that's when they blow water up your asshole. No,
it's hot water up your asshole. I've had one, you have.
(34:11):
I've never had one, but I feel like it's still
getting the shit out. Yeah, pretty much. Do you have
worms that come out? No, I had no worms. My
girlfriend doesn't, and she has worms that come out. Anyways,
she probably has a parasite. She does repeated Oh my gosh. Guys,
get the worms out of your asshole and tune into
the next episode of TWATS where we share other helpful
(34:33):
medical advice from non doctors. Thank you for your time.
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