The Scandoval of the Century

We interrupt this program to dive into the biggest hot topic of the year.

Vanderpump Rules. Raquel (Rachel??). Sandoval. Schwartz. Ariana.

There is so much to talk about and Twots are giving you their hot take!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Two teas in a pod with Teddy Melancants and camera Jedge.
We are here, two teas in a pod and a
jay because there is no one we can write a
cap this scandal all with more than justin Nay, all night, Justine.

(00:27):
So we've been following your instagram. You've had a lot
to say about the scandal that's going on with Banderpump Rules.
We could not do this episode without you. This is amazing,
this is an amazing good time. I mean, let's talk
about everything. Okay, So let's let's break this down from
the beginning. Okay, so it started, correct me if I'm

(00:49):
wrong here, because I'm a new we're both new watchers
to Vanderpump Rules. But this even if you don't watch
Vanderpump Rules, you guys, this is so freaking juicy you
can't even stop yourself. But you go back to season
one and Kristen and Tom Sandoval dated then, and that's
when Katie was with the other Tom and Jack's was

(01:11):
with Stose. So they've all fucked each other. Well yes, essentially, yeah,
very much like it's an incestuous group of people. But
keep going, Teddie, you're killing it. Okay, So The first
scandal that happened, in my opinion, is when Kristen cheated
with Jack's. And so this was a scandal because Kristen

(01:31):
was also best friends with Stose and she had sex
with Jack's while she was with Tom Sandoval. Then Tom
sand you'd rather have sex with Tom Sandoval? Yes, not
knowing anything about them, just esthetically looking me too. Um. Okay.
So then the problem is at that reunion, you tell

(01:53):
me Justin this is money where I get a little
confused at that reunion. I believe Kristin then accuses just
I mean accuses Tom of hooking up with Arianna while
they were together, and he says it was only an
emotional affair. Okay, So their their relationship Tom and Adriana
Arianna Arianna started off as an affair. Yeah. Well question,

(02:17):
Yeah to you guys, do you think that an emotional
affair no different, is any different than a sexual If
you're talking about wanting to bone my husband, whether you're
boning him or not, and he is corresponding back with you,
it's an affair. Yeah, But Teddy, you're getting it like
it's the this is the backstory, and so you're kind
of leading up to where we're at now, Yeah, thing
what At that time Arianna and Kristen weren't friends with

(02:40):
each other, so it was it like but they are
now yeah yeah, yeah, okay, so keep going teddy. But
then this is this is the part that I've already
gotten into dispute with some of our producers about. I
personally think it's worse if you cheat with somebody when
there's also a friend that you know involved, like people
you screw Eddie. If I screwed Eddie, that's way more

(03:03):
harmful than if somebody was married on say Joe. Because
we don't want to feed in the romers, but let's
just say, let's say Julie from Nebraska, Uh, screwed my husband.
It'd be much more hurtful if I did it. Then Julie, Well,
it's a double whammy. It's like one of my good
friends went out of her way to screw me over

(03:25):
to me, there's no question there right, like nobody could
because that justin. Have you ever screwed one of your
friends front uh, you know, partners? No, not at all,
I mean I know I'm not at all. Have you
ever screwed a married guy? You have? No? No, I

(03:48):
mean because it's like, hello, I'm a gay man. I've
had parts of my life when I was single where
I like had a lot of fun. I was trying
to think for see, but no, nobody was in a
relationship and maybe they didn't tell me. Um. But I
think the crazy thing is because I'm seeing people on
social media talking down They're like, let's not forget that Arianna,
and I'm like, I don't even want to hear it.
Because Arianna and Kristen weren't friends at the time. They're

(04:10):
all on this messy, young fun cast. They're working in
a bar like things are going to happen to her.
This is so shady because Arianna, out of the group
of og people on the cast, took Rachel under her
arm to kind of finger in love that her Rachel. Yeah. Well,
by the way, her name was Quell. Her name is
now change her name to Raquel. Her name is Rachel

(04:32):
in her high school yearbook, which is fine, but let's
let that be part of your story. Rachel, you know,
like you gotta you gotta own and Rachel, she's such
a she's such a Rachel, you know, like she wanted
to be mysterious and Raquel, but whatever. So the thing
is is Arianna took her under her arm basically and
kind of got the other girls to be like, no,
maybe she can be one of us, she can be
in this group or whatever. She did all of that,

(04:54):
and then Rachel fucked her husband like that we can't
say husband. They're her boy tried. Yeah, her boyfriend, boyfriend
and one year from now common law. Well something we
just found out from Geff Lewis, which I don't know
if you know this part of me, um no, no,
the fact that they had just refinanced their house. That

(05:16):
did you know that Tom Santoval allegedly gout the money,
like he took money out of it. Like, yeah, he's
gonna be hurt financially, like because of this. Like it
just gets messier and messier. And believe me, like every
once while i get so sucked into some drama and
I'm embarrassed that I'm doing this, but whatever, it's fun,
you know, like we all love fucking Bravo and sometimes

(05:37):
you get sucked in. But like I'm making phone calls,
I'm talking to people who know people, I'm like hearing
things and like, you guys, do you know that she
went out right away and tried to shock herself to
different pr agencies, even attached herself to a PR person
that we all know together and tried to put that
person's like PR handle on her social media. And they're like, oh,

(05:58):
we didn't take you on as a client. Nobody wants
to touch this one. So I allegedly alleged, allegedly she
went with Black China's PR person. But I have a
question for you, guys. Do you think that Rachelle is
really that ignorant or she had a kaiser so's her
way on reality television? Okay, No, I think Teddy, I

(06:20):
think you're so onto something there. I think she plays
that kind of thing way. I don't think she's a
smart girl at all. She's not smart. No, but people
who aren't smart can still be very conniding and they can.
Ones that are not smart are the ones that are good. Yeah,
but no, but I think she's doing this on purpose.
She says this this season, I mean doing one on purpose, Like,

(06:42):
I don't think she's just yeah. I think she she
was on a mission to figure out a way to
stay on the show because she didn't have I mean,
shea you think I don't think that that That is
so obvious too, because think about this, like, look at
all the guys. She's hooked up with Garcelle's son, she
hooked up with Tom Standiball, James Kennedy, and who's the

(07:06):
other one maybe Tom Swarts and the guy from that
works at vander Pump. I think she hooked up with
Teddy too. Oh my god, because she has no she
has no type at all. She's literally have a type.
She hasn't like no, no, what is it called? Like no,

(07:26):
what if you look at our history, we kind of
have a type. She's right, she didn't have anything paint. Yeah,
but wait, the other thing that you have to point
out and like, I really believe this. She's a fucking
beauty paget girl. Like and the other thing is like
she didn't turn her comments off, you know, like I
think she's I was going to bring that up. She

(07:49):
has not turned her comments off. She's loving every second
of this, all the bad. She's not turning her comment
off because she knows you get paid more for a
paid post to hire your engage, Yeah, is on you. Like,
so she's one of those people that believe, like any
press is good press. That's such bullshit you will. She
will not recover from this, like she just won't. Like this.
Is my question to you is do you think that

(08:11):
she'll be back next season? Yeah? But maybe maybe the
girls Mom filmed with her. No, not that are dumb.
They those other girls. La has been very vocal Lalla listen,
Lalla's my friend. I like La La off the show

(08:33):
that's been. If we were on a show together and
somebody in the cast was fucking Edwin, I would never
speak to them again. You also have other streams of income.
These women do not, okay, And I can assure you
that if you have, if you have no other options, Like, yes,
you and I are in a situation. We're also in
our forties and fifties. We are fifties, fifties. I'm okay

(08:58):
with that. We have successful businesses outside of what we're doing. Yeah,
we seem like fame mongers ourselves, but just smart businesswomen.
But we're just out to make a buck. Yeah. But
the point is, if we wanted to walk away from
a situation, we financially could. I don't know that they're
in a situation where they can't. I mean the fact
that every time one of them breaks up, they have

(09:18):
to sell the house. Not one of them gets to
stay in, but also the other women on the show,
like they're gonna want to come back, and like she
is just going to be ruined on the next season.
The other thing is like the thing that's ruined. Yeah,
but Rachel's gonna be like the other women. I'm saying,
the women will should want to film with her because
they should just come in and like let it all out.

(09:40):
It'll be fabulous TV. It'll be good ratings for them.
The whole thing. The thing that's so crazy though, is
like Rachel's doing this before she's made a name for herself,
Like you don't have a fan base yet where you
could like mess up like that. Like the whole thing
is just like what is this woman? How does she
think she's gonna recover from this and the pr stuff
that just got brought up. They're gonna try to make
her read the victim. And you know that now all

(10:02):
the stories that are coming out now and all the
clip clips of the interviews that happened in the past
six months, there's so many signs, you know what. My
big takeaway, so many signs to them cheating, Like I'm
dressing up like you know Roquel for Halloween and the
matching lightning bolt necklaces. I personally think Tom Schwartz. What

(10:25):
I took from this is Tom Schwartz is the world's
worst liar. Worst liar like you. Well, now when you
watch clips too from like stuff on watching you see
it all over. Yeah, he's been a banic state. And
by the way, quit tagging me and pictures of Joe
telling me I look like her. I don't know. Tom

(10:46):
Schwartz is girlfriend everyone and their mother. Someone posted a
picture of this girl and now everyone in the mother
looks like tedmy mellencap tagging me, tag starting Swarts is
new girl. Shorts has always been the girlfriend. She's the roommate,
the best friend that was also friends with Katie and
all of Hans. So I just started watching fandom Hepple Rules,
so I did the four episodes. Whatever. He said that

(11:07):
Joe was a friend, well, obviously she was a friend
that I was speaking as Darren. No, they're not together
and that's why he was never with her. Cow you're
telling sports knew about this affair. Of course it is, yes,
But then we got a lot of when I posted
about this, a lot of people came forward and they're like,
why are Sheena and La La and everybody and Kristen

(11:30):
who all of our cheaters as well, why are they
so outrage And to me, it's and I personally think
it is worse cheating when you cheat with a friend.
But a lot of people are saying, no, that's I
mean cheating and cheating. I don't know. I don't I
don't know how because because I'm very active on social
media have fun, people have been dmy me being like, justin,
you're better than this. How do you not know that

(11:51):
the other women have done stuff like this be before.
I'm like, by the way, I'm not better than this
because I'm like, really, I'm really invested in this. I
am nice, but like, this is not something you have
to be nice about, Like I give the thing is
like what Rachel did. It's so dirty. You wanted to
be on this show so bad they let you in.
The women then start being friends with you, and then
you did that. You are dirty. You are her house. Yeah,

(12:14):
I don't feel I do you feel? I feel like
she will never recover from this. She's going to recover,
you guys, I don't think she's ever going to recover way.
She wasn't Teddy. The thing is, she wasn't like a
likable one before this happened. If she was like the show,
you guys have different opinions on not recovering. She will
continue on this show the same way that Jack and
Jack's continued for so many years. Oh right, right, right right?

(12:38):
I mean yeah, but she's never gonna She's not going
to redeem herself. Jacksons never redeemed himself that he's in
the longest relationship so far. He made it longer than
any of them out any of Yeah, but you, but
could you imagine what's going on in that world for real? Thing?
Do you feel like some of the old people are

(12:59):
going to come back? They're saying that Kristen's coming back. Um,
I can say this. She always texted me right back.
I texted her about this. She did not text back. Well, yeah,
they're right, yeah, right. I've talked to some of them

(13:21):
inside dirt. Yeah, you're on that group text too. Okay,
so we've first gotten inside dirt. Um, I just love
that they're actually cameras are up now, No, what is
I am so invested in the show and I never
I haven't watched it in years, but also it brought Yeah,
so I binge watched this season, which is only four

(13:41):
episodes right now, and they still have time to you know,
now moving forward, they can show those times where the
spark is there between you know, Tom and Rachel. But
I also think we're gonna with this happening. If this
truly plays out the way it does, I think this
makes for good television. The fact that now thirty eight

(14:04):
year old women are, however old these girls are, are
now single trying to find men in Los Angeles that
are decent guys. That's a show in itself. Yeah, have
you always felt like Arianna could have done better than Tom?

(14:28):
I do. I love Rita, Like she seems so beautiful.
She's so beautiful. She's also really like you can tell,
like smart, Like she's she's totally different from a lot
of what's happened for so many years on that show.
So I really feel bad for her. I also feel
so bad that she went off of social media. And
I know she knows, but it's like the internet is
rooting why I can't find her? Yeah, she went off,

(14:51):
but did you see them saying so she was walking
in her house and Um, she had McDonald's and she's
like flicking off the paparazzi. But then her best friend posted, like, listen,
that's the back of my neck right there. The reason
she got to that point of flipping them off was
because you guys were yelling and screaming and heckling at

(15:11):
her and like, just give her some peace right now. Listen.
If that happened to me right now, you bet your ass,
i'd be at McDonald's getting a big mac. Oh hell yeah,
getting a big mac. Well, actually I would know get it.
I would get an egg and cheese sandwich and also
a cinnamon roll and a diet Coke. I would not
do that actually with you, I would be like, are

(15:34):
you kidding? Oh, I'm the opposite if like stresses in
my life, Like I'm like, no, I wouldn't get in
this conference room if it happened. Really, I like see
those pop towards outside of here at radio and the Smores,
those are the best ones. Oh god, I do love

(15:55):
that they went right back to Filman. They're like, I
want this to play out. I want it to get
I want them to put this all on the show
or whatever. It's so crazy though with social media because
remember you, years ago, we'd have to wait for this
juicy stuff to come out, But now it's like, who
the fuck cares for us week? And he's going to
write in four days about this. We got it all online.
I mean, it's happening in real time. Yeah, I'm actually

(16:17):
very shocked being on a Bravo show that they're allowed
to be so vocal on social media. But normally, like
when something like this is happening, you can't talk about it.
They want you, they want you to shut it down
and just you know, bring it to the cameras. But
now these girls, do you think they're getting in trouble
for that? Do you think yes? Because Lala just like
erased one of her videos because that's the one about

(16:38):
her legal letters. Oh oh oh god, you can paraphrase it.
We know it. She started using like a little bit
of an accent, I know. And she was like, listen,
don't send legal letters to not to my direct email.
That's not how it worked. And it to Daryl, I
know your fifteen minutes. You don't understand it. Yeah, you're

(16:58):
new to fame. But she went off, Um, I do
think she's right, Like, but also this is something I
declare for Tamera, what I don't get all repped up.
It's you were rep Tamera thought that the video that
was found by Arianna of Rachel was Rachel texting, but

(17:21):
it wasn't. It was a screen grab of Rachel doing
phone sex. Like allegedly it's like, wait, okay, so allegedly
it's a screen screen recording of her taking care of herself, right,
But I think that that is a PR twist one
hundred percent. I'm not saying that I've heard from anyone,

(17:43):
but I think that's a PR twist. Like because, by
the way, when you're space timing someone, if you start
screen recording it, it lets the other person know, So
I think it's gonna be Really it doesn't. I don't
think it lets you know, but it doesn't record. What
it doesn't do is it doesn't record sound. Because I
just tried to do it as practice. Row you started
masturbating as I did masturbatus practice, I recorded a screen

(18:06):
Can you try it right now? You're in the right position,
you're going to try and get your hand. Just pull
your trousers down. Let you know how it goes for
us on our But but my point is It's like,
it's gonna be so embarrassing if she tries that the
pr twist be to make this about Tom doing something
to her. It's like the video you if this video

(18:27):
really happened like that, you knew it was being recorded,
you did it with this man, or you sent it
to Tom. It's like, don't try and push this now on.
I don't think she just doesn't want them to air
any clips of that video. Send the air video of
you masturbating, you know what I mean? The thing that
I would be so mad about that if somebody screen

(18:48):
recorded me without knowing it is like, maybe the lighting
wasn't very good, she wasn't feeling her acute. Your abs
aren't looking that great. Yeah, bitch, don't make me look fat.
But what love of narcissism does it take to go
as your mistress or you're the person you're having an
affair with for Halloween to dress up as that person.

(19:09):
And was this on the show. Yes, they're filming and
he dressed up as her, and now it's going to
come out that he's actually with her. It's all good season,
but what about no who actually is taking a fan
favorite with all this? Shena her. The way that she
has turned it back on a bitch is like, really,

(19:32):
what do you mean? Well, she was rapelled like ride
or die until she found out this happened, and now
she's blocked. Raquel is no longer on her Instagram. There's alleged,
you know, a big fight that happened between the Yeah,
who knows that happened between them? After watch What Happens Live.

(19:54):
I mean, I love someone that says, you know what,
I put my foot down, my life's change. This is
not who I am any more. And you know what,
dope fucking kick Rocks. I had your back before when
it came to Tom Swartz, but this is where I
draw the line. That's why I think that this fight
is so different. And like the people who are like
dming me, and I'm reading some comments where people are like,
this isn't any different than what people did before, It's

(20:15):
absolutely different this time. This is a dirty, dirty game
and everybody sees it and it's just shocking. I mean,
you could make a million excuses for it, but it's
really dirty thing. And not to mention, they're all older now,
like Tom Sandoval, you're old. Yeah, what do you think that?
What do you, how do you see the future of
the show. Great, I think this, Yeah, but I mean

(20:38):
how much longer could this go on for? I mean
like they would have spen it somehow. Yeah, we have
to break down this apology because this apology really pisses
me off. Okay, so Tom Sandbal, this is the he's
turned off commenting because he's a freaking Sorry I was
gonna say this, but like a little bitch between the
freaking mustache that I'd rather I rather bone you Tamera

(21:01):
than Tom Sandoval with that freaking There's something about having
facial hair on your upper lip that is I'm personally
not on him, but I personally find it hot. Like
Tom Selleck, you didn't think that was hot back in
I had Maybe I just had to look around the

(21:22):
room I'm in right now in a panic state that
neither of them on my status. I'm like, shit, Um, okay, hey,
I fully understand and deserve your anger and disappointment towards me,
but please leave Schwartz, my friends, and family out of
this situation. Schwartz specifically only found out about this very recently. Bullshit, um,

(21:42):
and most definitely did not condone my actions. Sure, Eden,
this was a very personal thing. Also, Schwartz and Sandies
might have my name on it, but also there are
three other partners, more like three hundred partners and twenty
employees who specifically especially rely on the restaurant for income
for them and their families. Just like Tom, Tom, I'm
a small part of a much bigger thing. Please direct

(22:04):
your anger towards me and not them. They did nothing wrong.
I'm so sorry for my partners, Greg Breton, Schwartz, and
our employees who have to suffer from my actions. I'll
be taking a step back to hiatus all that shut.
Where's your apology to Arianna? Yeah, but that's not an
apology to Arianna. That's an apolo. That's nothing. Where is it? Well?
Does he need to do that publicly? Uh? Does he
need to do this publically? Well? Yeah, his business? It

(22:28):
should start with Arianna, it should start I apologize, start
with Arianna. But this apology specifically is about his business,
and he's more worried right now. He's more worried about
his business than he as Arianna. Let's be honest, exactly,
So he's basically just oh you should see his yelp reviews, y'all? Well, Oh,
because they're probably just fans. No, we're going off everyone's good.

(22:54):
Those are not real Yelp reviews. So those are fans
that are pissed off in saying stuff about his business,
which is did you just get on Instagram? Care? I'm
just saying that that has definitely do with the business
per se. It's more about him personally, which which is
not fair, not fair. Well, I do agree that it's

(23:15):
not fair, but if he wanted to write on there, listen,
I personally made a mistake to the woman that I
was with, and I deeply apologize for that. I hope
that you don't let that affect the business that I
have with these other professionals. Fine, but he didn't say
that because he's a freaking alleged narcissist, because he doesn't
care about her feeling. But and all this bullshit about

(23:37):
I didn't break up with her because her depression or
her debt. Her grandpa died, care about her, That's why
he did this. If he cared about her, he would
have done this. I actually can disagree. I can disagree.
I do think he does care about her, but I
think he's such a puss that he couldn't like you
don't care about something. You don't cheat on them with
their friend. No you don't. Oh no, you know, do

(24:01):
you care more about yourself? You're obsessed with yourself about
this business. But so all of this stuff goes down,
and that's his first response to the public is about
his business and about himself because he's worried about his money.
Exactly what about this guy's What about the fact that

(24:22):
this has made James Kennedy likable? How like the actual
buck he's likable? And then Bravo posts him this picture
right here hashtag scandaball. Brabo even posted that like they're
pulling cameras back up and they have James and but
also James this kind of a little because like you're

(24:48):
as messy as they come as well, So like, let's
not the thing about that the thing you we know,
but I just it's like kind of on that cast,
like they own it. They're all there for a good time,
and I do think they all look out for each other.
Raquel is way too early in the game to be

(25:08):
this dirty, Like she should have waited seasons to try
to get this dirty. Like that's just where this gets.
How are we going to continue watching this? Season as
she makes out with more people, like, how are we
gonna watch for making out with Garcelle's son, who also
was in a committed relationship with children? Wow? Oh yes, yes,
oh god, yes, don't remember that all playing on him

(25:31):
like he wasn't. Just she's just a homewrecker. But that's
the thing. It's not like he wasn't in a relationship
with children. He blatantly wasn't. That was everywhere. And you know,
I'm sorry, Rachel Raquel, your ass is watching Real Housewives
of Beverly Hills. You know, you know the backstory of
the sun. Well, it's gonna be fun to watch now

(25:52):
because we're just gonna be watching looking for clues the
whole time. And it's so different to watch now knowing
what we know. It's just so much work here, and
you see her in such a different light, like when
you know that somebody's like really bad and then you
like start watching them, it's so different. Like now I
see this girl, I'm like, oh, you're that psycho girl
in high school that would do the nastiest ship. But

(26:14):
she's the girl that would boil your bunny. Yeah, that's
the girl. You don't even know what that means I
don't close, I know, but um, I just also wonder
her watching this right now, her living this in the moment. Also, though,

(26:36):
why are we continuously talking about her? Why do I
see everybody talking? But why do we all why whenever
there's a cheating scandal do wesk about the woman? But also,
he is a forty two year old man. Well he's
an asshole at least she but Teddy. That's a good
question that we should address because we don't want to

(26:57):
sound like women haters here, right, Like, I fucking love women,
and I want to this is I think people are
getting fired up because they're protecting Ariana. Right. The thing
with Tom is like I think everyone knew he was messy.
I think everyone was like, how the hell is Ariana
with him? Like we've seen him be messy for so
many years. And I think there was a part of
people that last season wanted Rachel to actually be sweet,

(27:18):
Like they're like, wait, maybe she is sweet and maybe
like she got screwed over by James or whatever. But
when you see someone like that flip so much and
you're like, oh my gosh, they are a dirty, dirty dog.
And she played all of us that's why everyone's so
fired up about her. But everyone am is disgusting. Tom's disgusting.
We know that. But I do believe that Rachel and

(27:38):
Arianna have a common theme, which is they are attracted
to these men who have these narcissistic qualities because she's
now she's James Kennedy and Tom Samil. And then we
go back to Arianna's alleged X, which is middle Ditch,
the guy who just had that huge public breakup on

(28:00):
people because he wanted to have an open relationship with
his wife and she wouldn't have it, and there was
all this like alienation between the deck. So that's where
that's where I turned into like the gay best friend,
because that is the scariest thing in the world. If
you are really attracted to narcissists, you have to figure
that out early in the game. And there are women

(28:22):
who really they chase narcissists. But usually you date one
bad narcissist and you'll never do it again. Like you
learn me too, Like we all learn our lesson with
that one bad narcissist wife. By the way, there's a
book called Codependent No More. It is Change My Life.
Go out read it. You don't realize sometimes when you
are with a narcissist that it's happening to you. I

(28:44):
read that book, Teddy. It's so good, good, it's really good,
because you are consistently being gaslet. So I'm not saying
I'm not okaying Arian his behavior or any of these things.
But if you find yourself consistently falling for men that
are making you feel like you're not enough and you're crazy,
and you're all of these fans checkers, maybe it isn't you.

(29:07):
Maybe it's that justin you know you have to go.
Is there anything you want to leave us with, maybe
like a lightning bolt necklace or anything else, anything? Oh
my god, we should all wear them, you guys. Let's
all three of us get up. Let's get a tattoo
of a lightning bolt right here on our chest, just
for life. I love you guys so much. All right,

(29:27):
safe travels. We have to see you soon. I love
you