July 7, 2023 • 57 mins
Legendary comedian Bruce Bruce returned to the trap to talk about his early career, staying consistent in the comedic space, and so much more. You dont wanna miss this episode of The 85 South Show.
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
Welcome back to the eighty five shots.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Well we got to you know what if you know this,
but this is been voted the number one showed that
black people have six till after two o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Yep, that sounds good. I thought you're gonna say two pm. Yeah,
that's my job. Every week.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
I have to go out and find something that we
number one at. I have to do a lot of
research online. I have to look at the almar nec.
You hit me on email, then I type some shit
up on the old school type rather mail it off, right,
email it, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Cold calls before nine o'clock. Right, I do my part.
I do my part, you do? Yeah? So shit, we
just gonna keep the street going.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
I agree this ain't your first time, but you wouldn't
have given us good games today.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Yes, cap and I'm actually proud of you guys even
get to us. We gotta give them the intro to.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Man, It's like I feel like legend ain't heavy enough.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
This one of them comedy icons.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Man, Like you said back in them days, just when
you know when that comic view meant so, at the
height of it, when it was when it was the best,
when you didn't want to miss.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
It and you don't come with you.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
When it first started, he used to, we call BT
coast to coasts exactly right. So what they'll do they
would come in town with the cameras and tape you
at the club and then take it back and edit
it and show it on.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
BT to just how it goes. And D D L
was the host back when.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
You see only you know this type of and that's
why you you comedy icon, one of the ghosts. If
they made them out rushmore and comedy man, you damn
sure will be on it.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
For O.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
G H.
Speaker 5 (02:01):
Thirty five years in the game, and you got it.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
One ship. He was doing comedy before you were protein.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
Before my daddy was fucking with my mama.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Man, your daddy had he made the right ship to make.
Speaker 5 (02:11):
You get He.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Formulated the right ship.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
You anim on a piece of bread somewhere with his
niggas stuff. But they none other man, none other than
the comedy legend.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Yes, sir Bruce, Bruce again.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Listen, man, I told you when you first came, don't
let it be the last time.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
And here we are again, yes, sir, already dropping good game.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
You The last time we talked you talked about disco
duck and you know, COULBEDI ain't disco duck.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
It was. It was so many great you all got
to ask you about everybody.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Man, we hadn't lost people since you said we lost
Dirty South Tyler.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Craig Tyler Craig Yeah, man, Yeah. And you know he
used to be a comedian name and he used to
come on. He had a little carry. He said, hello,
my name is Larry D Bill Junior the Third and
that was his character he used on stage. And he
said in d say they say I can't speech good,
like that's how you talk? He said, I said, well,
I said, he sided working at McDonald's. I said, hello,
(03:15):
welcome to McDonald's. Will that be for here or there?
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Funny? You know what I mean? He had a funny skit,
but they that's all they got.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
That's like, like I tell everybody, when these young cats,
you gonna you gonna do your social media and you're
gonna do some things on social media. How you're gonna
do about five minutes it's hilarious, But please have something
else to give the people, because when when these people
come to see you, they wanna see more than just
that little get together.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
That's up. You know what I'm saying. They want to
see a bunch of good.
Speaker 5 (03:46):
Minutes.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Great, that's right. You got to have it, man, you
got to have it.
Speaker 6 (03:49):
So how do you feel? Cause you know I studied
the game. No, like you said, I don't like to
watch people because of I. You don't wanna take nothing away, right.
I like to study how to formulated the joke, how
they said the Joe.
Speaker 5 (04:04):
Okay, this their style of coming. I know, I Hanna
and I had to realize.
Speaker 6 (04:08):
And the reason why I like the study is because
I had to realize on the type of comedian.
Speaker 5 (04:12):
I was right, and I realized, Okay, i'm'a wrong. Yeah
I ain't. I ain't cleaning up. I ain't y you.
Speaker 6 (04:21):
You invite me to a church, it might be a
damn or shit that may slip out.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Forget what we gonna pread it.
Speaker 5 (04:27):
We don't prey in.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
But but as long as you're comfortable with who you
are right doing your com comedy, because that's how it's
gonna be successful.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Man.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Now, if you're uncomfortable doing it, it's gonna look uncomfortable.
They don't see it's not real. But if you're real
doing it, man, it's gonna come across this this mooth.
Speaker 5 (04:44):
Man.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Yeah, you know, I do churches all time. You like
the preachers in out in Backford. Yeah, n I need
you to come over and do the church. I said,
well I ain't. I'm'na stay paying do it for the Lord.
I say, if I come to your church, I'm doing
it for you. I'm already doing it for the Lord.
Talk yo, talk about to get this money player.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Yeah, you said, man, you got your goddamn man, you
got me fucked up.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
You get the big churches they don't do that, right,
like you know the big church. They say, well they
they call it love offering. Right, you know what I'm saying.
You don't even know what you gonna get. I I've
been in church. They gave me twenty dollars check mm
I do that.
Speaker 5 (05:20):
So how do you stay twenty balls? How do you
stay fresh?
Speaker 6 (05:23):
So when it comes to we're living in a time now,
social media speeds up the process of us asually.
Speaker 5 (05:33):
I know.
Speaker 6 (05:33):
I mean, so it's like, alright, we get a joke
and he be like, ooh, we got time to practice.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
But you but they don't put.
Speaker 5 (05:39):
It on Facebook.
Speaker 6 (05:40):
Ten times people don't seen it before they actually came
to see it in person. Then when they seeing any person,
they love it. But it's like they can't take it
with you the extra two three years.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
I just say, keep adding to the joke, right, just
keep punching it up.
Speaker 6 (05:51):
Just making it sound new and new.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Cause if I had social media thirty five years ago,
sh let me tell you, I had a answer machine
at a voice company.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
I had to check the message. Hey it w who
called me? We did that. That's all we had in radio, right,
you know what I'm saying. We did TV. We thought
it was on top of things. Man. Hell yeah, yeah,
you know, but they used.
Speaker 7 (06:10):
To put your shit on the radio all the time.
Yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Just keep adding to it. Back jokes never die.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Just keep adding to it. It's like music. You can
go see Frankie Bever. You go see all these old Kay.
They still doing the same. It's cause people still wanna
see it and never die. Sometime they might do it
a little different, they might tweak it, but it's still
the same people with it's good.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
It's good.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
You ever noticed people don't remember comedians that are in
between the I always remember somebody really funny and somebody's
really bad. They don't remember they in between who was
in it was the in between the shit I don't
know forgot his name, but the dude the bomb that more.
But that's the one I thought I wanna talk to
you about. They remember that, you know so well?
Speaker 6 (06:47):
What about the sex when when you can tell that
the crowd and heard it, or the promoters like now
I'm tired of here and this she ain't looking at
nigga no more, saying if you.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Somebody like you talk, I heard your own jokes. Nah,
not my shit.
Speaker 6 (06:59):
I'm just saying, like you, I just listen, and some
of the promoter be like, I ain't working at.
Speaker 5 (07:03):
That motherfucker no more.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Man ho look on, lem'a tell you uh from my
experience and you get there. You you got been doing
it twice as long as me. It don't matter if
you're sh It's some comedians they don't have no two sis.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Right.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Sometimes they can put the right shit on and dress
that shit up right, every last one of them. Motherfuckers
work like they brand new. Yeah, but sometimes they motherfucker
gonna ge eat the ground right. It's all in about
how they standing in that shit, yeah, right, Some motherfuckers
ain't gonna get booked off. They don't get booked off tapping,
they get booked off. They friends with these motherfuckers, they don't.
(07:37):
You gotta keep it mind. Everybody don't have to do
this sh like. They don't get this shit playing that.
Whereas like nigga, if I'm cool with six promoters and
they giving me three shows apiece, nigga working all year, right,
every nigga ain't working every weekend.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Some motherfucker, Like shit, I take a show a month,
but I I work every weekend.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
You get what I'm saying is like some mother fucking
gonna float past. Remember, some motherfucker's gonna really have to
go get it.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
And all the comedy clubs I hit once a year, Okay,
they want me three times a year, but I just
I do every coming club once a year. M and
the theaters. I split it, you know, I might do
like this first part of year from January to May,
I'm doing all theaters, and then from on down, I'm
doing a lot of comany clubs.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
So that's how I split it up. So I like
to go back. If I go in the city, I
like to wait at least eight to nine months before.
Speaker 7 (08:28):
I go back, Bruce, what was your favorite city like
when you first go went or go on the road
leaving that not Yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
Houston, Texas, Houston, Texas, Houston was the Houston. Tell you
another city you will believe, cause most people don't believe
when I say this.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
But the start On in Birmingham.
Speaker 4 (08:45):
But what that motherfuck off the chain.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Start on in Birmingham is off the chain.
Speaker 6 (08:49):
That beach off the chain.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
On it.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
And he talked to you this cluse, you know, Bruce,
back ups. I don't play that, you know, you know,
but this club is out of sight. It's one of
the best clubs in the world. Fact and in the
South in Birmingham. You tell people that are North, they're
like Birmingham Bruh.
Speaker 5 (09:14):
It's the way it's set up.
Speaker 6 (09:15):
It's like a Meani mini theater and it's levels.
Speaker 5 (09:18):
People just sitting there and.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Alabama and the police do not around, No, they don't.
Speaker 5 (09:26):
I feel like it all Alabama.
Speaker 6 (09:27):
I feel like Alabama appreciate coming.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Yeah they do, they do.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
And it started on being there for fifty years, I think, right.
Speaker 5 (09:36):
So that oh so it's always been a start and
it got on.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
The club gets way from New Jersey from the from
uptown from.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
W to s with the school in the south and stayed.
Speaker 5 (09:46):
There and stayed there.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Yeah yeah, that's nope.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
And people like Birmingham cause you like, they think Birmingham
is still red Clay Mudd.
Speaker 7 (09:52):
It's some mansions, Oh yeah in Birmon that on built
Birmingham more.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Yes it did.
Speaker 6 (09:57):
He got some of that black puzzond I know I
know what kept property did.
Speaker 5 (10:01):
Yes he did.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
Yea.
Speaker 5 (10:02):
I ain't going back.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Up that that shit make you way you clothes the
way I'm different.
Speaker 7 (10:07):
So that Magic City Classic Present.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Case, the school shit be all discombibulate.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
But then you know, it's other company clubs out that
are really good, like the Funny Bottoms are good.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Be them, problems are good.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
I do all of 'em, sell 'em out. I did
Houston Company Club. They it was it was smaller before.
It seated like three hundred people now to see six hundred.
And I done did like ten shows in that m
in one week. I had went on the run of them.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
I won't say the name of this particular brand of
comedy clubs one time.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Why you know how you book a few of 'em
go back, But do they have two comedy clubs they
got batch.
Speaker 5 (10:55):
Why you don't wanna say the name nigga?
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Uh man, it's I still be working in there. Oh okay,
but I had one particular stop. What a nigga to manage?
You know how the manager sell it, do the settlement
after you do the shit. He tried to short me.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Oh that why you don't have a whole lot of bread.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
But this motherfucker was clearly a drug addict, and I
was like, I can't believe y'all fucking got a whole
drug added running the club like this motherfucker was clearly.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Club in West Virginia.
Speaker 7 (11:26):
This motherfucker was clearly on that ship and tried.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
To short me so he get by the ship.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
I'm like, I made them motherfuckers stay there all night
calling motherfuckers to get my money.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
Let me let me tell you what happened to me
one time, years and years ago. He used to be
a funny bone in Buckhead in Atlanta on p Street,
right where Pea Street and Ross Road split.
Speaker 5 (11:49):
When they put the punch line at okay.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
Ight, when it split where they don't built that new
little Mayor Roads shopping mall right there, you know I'm
talking so I went up there in my Freda Lake truck.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
And you had to audition to do amateur night.
Speaker 5 (12:06):
Like right.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
So I went up there and I went up there
and I did so.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
The lady called me in the office, big girl, like
a Russian prostitute, she said. And she she was around,
you know, like even like your un you know, bake
cakes and stuff.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
And she called me the office. I'm thinking she's gonna
have me on stage.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
She calls me in the office and say, do me
a minute in thirty three seconds. I'm like, okay, I said,
right here. She said right here. I started doing coming.
She's on the computer, she looking at a watch. She's
on the computer. She looking at her watch. She's trying
to see can I follow instructions. I did a minue
thirty three seconds. She said, okay, you did good. You
can come back nine eight o'clock. I got out to
the truck. I said, fuck this bitch, I ain't going
(12:49):
back up to that club. So years a lady went by,
I go do this club in Ohio, Dayton, Ohio. It
was called what was the club?
Speaker 5 (13:00):
Call?
Speaker 3 (13:00):
Cause she but it was I did this club. I
walked in and I w and did very well, and
I say this. Later, I said, I know this bitch
and so.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Right.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
So when it was time to pay me, she told me.
She say, I'm not gonna pay you to me give
your phone number cause I'm a I'm I'm attracted to
big black guys. And I say, I happen to be
a racist. I said, I do not like white people
at all. And and she said, oh, no, you you're
not racist. You're not raised. She said, I used to
manage your funny.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Ball in Atlanta that when it clicked. I said, this
this bitch that made me audition.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
It's like fifteen years later, I'm saying, so I didn't say,
you know I I She sayy, you ever went to
the football last? I said, I never been there in
my life. But she's the one that made me audition
for it.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
She still wanted wood. I couldn't do it bad. Nah.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
She want me to put a hump in my bag,
so I can put a hump in her back. I
remember back and hit it again to get my humpback.
Speaker 5 (14:03):
I remember me and Colors did a show.
Speaker 6 (14:07):
I ain't gonna say where it is that cause we
both go there to this day.
Speaker 4 (14:09):
Now we won't go there packed out all weekend.
Speaker 6 (14:13):
The way ideas were set up. It was just the
way ideas were set up. But they was ecstatic because.
Speaker 4 (14:20):
Of all the money they made.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Right, oh yeah, so.
Speaker 6 (14:24):
He got his check and I got my chick and
they made more money than us off food.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Yes, it did.
Speaker 6 (14:31):
So I looked at Loose, I said, Lows, we tripping.
I think it's time for us to up the anne because.
Speaker 5 (14:43):
We got it.
Speaker 6 (14:44):
We uh, we just settled because it's just what we
were doing. But I was like, nah, we gotta take
control of our.
Speaker 4 (14:50):
Goddamn brand and our business.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
That's right.
Speaker 6 (14:53):
We can't go for the deal that we just been
going through the past six months. We gotta come in
here and he damn it, by the time you.
Speaker 5 (15:01):
Go on by your back, your way, and I got it,
go on by my way.
Speaker 6 (15:04):
We were doing it together, but it was like, we
need more than this, yes, and we need to have
a bigger percentage, and this is what we need to do.
Speaker 5 (15:11):
And ever since that.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Day, yep, frozen Assaut told him, but this is what
you gotta do.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
Everything you remember this, whatever the door do, the food
and drinks is gonna double it, right, a tripleized.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
I was at one two.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
I remember, yeah, I I I was at one club
and uh, the guy was able to pay me and
he was on the computer.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
He say he gotta be right back, And I looked
at the computer.
Speaker 5 (15:31):
Real, nigga, the.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
Door made seventy eight thousand. Uh, food and drinks was
a hundred and ninety thousand. So something is wrong with
that picture. I'm like, what, am I getting pimped like
a mother?
Speaker 5 (15:44):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Yeah, I oh, yeah, I got.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
Pimp But when I came back the next time, though, yeah,
I need all of mine, got to have it.
Speaker 6 (15:53):
Cause see that's why, that's why when they say get
the dough, we'll take care, we'll take care of the food,
because no, full fact, if you keep him sitting down,
they gonna eat, drink.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Drink all night long, over again, all night long. I
sold up.
Speaker 5 (16:13):
You had to.
Speaker 6 (16:14):
You had the most chase sold in uh in Pleasanton. Yeah,
I beat you by a pound, by a pound.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
Let me tell you this.
Speaker 3 (16:21):
You ever heard a comedian name James Gregory. Yes, he
a white dude, real Southern, and he tell you go
he talk like this. It was two old brothers, you know,
and then you know they had never been to the city.
You know when he do the Star. Now he only
do the South East Comy Club. They don't even know
(16:42):
him up north. But when he go to the Starter,
he do the whole month. Mm, he do all four weeks.
When he go to Tennessee, he do all he do
once a month. In he city, they have to bring
a butt wiser truck, eighteen wheeler and parking in the
parking a hundred thousand cases. They say they don't sell
(17:05):
much liquor, but they sell them a lot of beer.
Them good old boys been there. God damn, he's funny,
the motherfucker. You know what I'm saying. But he is.
His name is James Gregory. He doesn't got up in
age now, but he's still funny.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
Man.
Speaker 3 (17:16):
But all the clubs in the South and he do one.
He do one club a month, make a hundred thousand
a month.
Speaker 7 (17:25):
Man, you was on uh you probably you remember you
was gonna come into the stage too.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Yeah, coming to the stage.
Speaker 7 (17:32):
You know when I fought with the extra hard you
check master p about that ship.
Speaker 5 (17:35):
Yeah yeah, when he was like I wanted the Bruce
Bruce here.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
I don't want the Bruce Wood here, I said, because
you can't do nothing. We did after Bruce, Yeah, you
about gonna beat.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
Up what you reminded on your I mean practicing ship
for three days. I him up ATL we front a
TL We we show love to everybody music. That's how
we are people, you know.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
He asked me, man, how y'all how y'all do such?
I said, man, we show love in the ATL when
when when two shot made all the skinny girl, let.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
Bruce Bruce head yes up?
Speaker 3 (18:17):
And then Ying Yang came back say get crump with it,
get loose with it, like short said, let everybody always
show up.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Put me in a song. I was.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
In Jacksonville, Florida, and there's a club called Club Carousel.
It's closed now and I had to open up a
big I never met him. I was on stage joning man.
He was fun and he put me in a song hypnotized.
And they said, Bruce Bruce, who They say, Bruce Bruce,
who do something to us? Talk goals to us? Girls
want to do us screw us? Who meet Poppy and puff?
(18:54):
And he and he told me, he said, oh well,
put you buch shit for real?
Speaker 1 (18:57):
You though.
Speaker 5 (18:59):
Where and listen to that? He said, I'm thinking, but I.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
Do something to us? Talk those to us.
Speaker 7 (19:08):
But I never will put two and two together.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (19:12):
So it's always love, man, and that's that's what it's
all about. It's showing love. You gotta be no fool.
But if you can help a.
Speaker 7 (19:18):
Person, well that dope a little mother fun rob for
a long time.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
Let me take something, man, Mike ELPs on my right hand. Man.
Mike called me here and left it Land. They moved
to New York.
Speaker 3 (19:29):
He said, Man, they want me an audition for Fridays. I said,
what are you waiting on? And he say, man, I
don't know. I said, man, he looking for somebody like you.
He called me a week later he said, guess.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
What I said. You got the part. He got the part,
and he took off like a rocket.
Speaker 3 (19:42):
Don't don't you just need that push sometimes, you know
what I'm saying. And let people know you believe in him, man,
and and and encourage him because don't hate man.
Speaker 7 (19:51):
You wouldn't never won that type. You out like a
real o G even though you were slip.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
You even notice you never heard anything about.
Speaker 7 (19:59):
Me and I I ain't never heard nothing bad.
Speaker 3 (20:02):
You ain't gonna hear nothing. I don't play that man,
I don't want anybody to my bell. You think I'll
be on little hip hop they talking about me? Man,
I'll fight anybody on that show.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
You come up. You want to say a football type of
folk niggas. You know what I'm saying. But you do
you just you can stay clean and make money.
Speaker 5 (20:17):
Yeah, cause you brought up. No, he'll bring up.
Speaker 7 (20:20):
But what I'm saying, it always was solid shit when
they talk.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
About you, Dirty South. I took her to the Bama.
Speaker 7 (20:24):
She she was gonna road me, ah man from mad
How she was in the Bahama.
Speaker 3 (20:30):
Raised dirty dirty South. Weighed by ninety two pounds back
in the day. Ses can take her leg and put
it all the way up. Just hold up in there
like that. Weigh about ninety two pounds, shot and chalk.
They thought they were brothers and sisters. People though they
were brothers and sisters. But they look at 'em now,
they making her living.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
They do it. They doing great things, man, Yeah, and
I'm proud of 'em. You pining them, man, Pine Man,
You know I like you guys.
Speaker 3 (20:54):
Man, I'm probably you got I'm pretty sure they told
me what you come on the show. I was, y'all
don't know I was here eighty more. But they told
me that I'm sitting outside, but it's eight to nine.
I said, okay, I'm gonna be there man, cause I
I love this type of thing. I like to see
people win. Right, It's all about winning. And that's what
comedians got to understand about coming clubs. You see him brag.
(21:16):
But if you not selling tickets, you can't put asses
in the seat and people are not making money. You
need to make money and then you can come back
and do it again next year.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
You know what I'm saying. Just do it next year.
Speaker 3 (21:26):
But everybody they the people are so arrogant and thinking
they all that, and you.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
Can't say, off all the two tickets, U right right?
Sell it out, man, get down. Can't give away for
it too.
Speaker 5 (21:36):
You have to.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
They have to pay for the room.
Speaker 3 (21:38):
They got to pay for the room, and then they
got to make the money off the food and drinks. Right,
you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 6 (21:42):
And you came from an era where motherfucker won't sharing
the stage one doing what pulling a nigga?
Speaker 3 (21:48):
Os M wanna do it nothing? I see I see
dudes that're go in front of you and.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
And do too much time on purpose. You can't.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
You know what I'm saying. So you can't do your stuff.
You know what I mean, And that's not the way
you do it. You Nah, I ain't cool.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
Man.
Speaker 3 (22:01):
I had one show man I was doing. Man, I
was in Florida, and dude's supposed to do uh like
tw twenty five minutes? He on a hour and ten mm.
So I asked promote. I said, Man, you're gonna get
your boss say.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
Oh, Bruce, Bruce back, get scared cause he ripping. I say, man,
let me tell you something from a business standpoint. This
is a union theater. This show gotta be over eleven
by a certain time.
Speaker 3 (22:22):
So when I came home, I say, when he came
up saying, I said, since I'm scared you already don't
pay me. Do you want me to do the seventeen
minutes he left me to do? Oh you want me
to do the forty five minutes you pay me to do?
Cause see when you go over eleven o'clock, they charged
to promote the five a long a minute every time
you go over, and that woulda been on him, he said,
due to seventeen minute. I said, I can hear right,
(22:44):
due to seventeen.
Speaker 6 (22:45):
Minutes I was dead forty five scared player take a bill.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
Would see the people. The people man to me cause
they feel.
Speaker 5 (22:58):
But see that's the thing you gotta name.
Speaker 7 (23:00):
Was like back when comedy was coming up, Like if
you hear your name or Bruce, Bru's gonna be like
they going like you certain people you know, you gotta
tell what they been in like such and such on
who that man?
Speaker 1 (23:12):
Anybody go and see that.
Speaker 5 (23:14):
Well Bruce, Bruce, Bruce, you have fun.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
I had fun on stage, man, I really do. Man.
Speaker 6 (23:19):
I enjoyed watching as a young and as a youngin
who didn't understand half the shit that y'all was saying.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
And then some of the stuff I did you got understand.
Speaker 5 (23:28):
I'm nine ten muching coming view.
Speaker 4 (23:31):
And I'm like these motherfuckers having fun on stage every.
Speaker 6 (23:34):
Time y'all was on stage and you were the best,
you were the best host.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
Well you don't. And it paid me better than that,
but they like lot, I'm the hosted.
Speaker 3 (23:50):
They gave him like fifty thousand, sixty thousand dollars and
when I came in, I had to write people on
my team. They gave me a hundred thousand, a hundred
thousand for my clothes. They have clothes made. They pay
me a half a million.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
Mm mm hm. You gonna say what I'm saying?
Speaker 8 (24:09):
Mm?
Speaker 3 (24:09):
So what I did I made sure everybody that was
on my team working with me. I made sure they
was taking care of cause See, as long as you
you give give, it's gonna come back.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
You even you cannot beat God giving. The more you
get it here, the more he'll get back.
Speaker 5 (24:21):
You can't do that thirty five years, that's right, man.
Speaker 3 (24:25):
So you gotta take k You cannot have callos in
DC doing and then not pay 'em and then think
they still spoa be cool. It ain't nobody cool with that.
Mm mm Pay the man, keep it moving. You gonna
get it back.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
Fact, how do you see him? How do you see
him here? He can hear what you like?
Speaker 3 (24:44):
I said, I had to write people on my team
so they call white people, you know what I'm saying.
And they made sure I had a hundred thousand dollars
just for my clothes. I'm having suits made.
Speaker 5 (24:54):
And that's why them niggas was getting paid.
Speaker 3 (24:56):
And you know, and then that's what they paid me
a half a meal to do coming view. But I
went down the way we did it. We was in
New Orleans and we was there for thirty days. I
did five shows a day of whin S thirty fives
at the seven. I was off Monday and Tuesday, and
I had my man Ronaldo Ray, who was really coaching
(25:16):
me like a mentor, m showing them everything.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
And then they came back. It was you next year
in Miami and called the Colliente and they had her Nay,
it's j hosting. They called me back to heaven.
Speaker 6 (25:27):
MM, so once again you're on TV. Yeah, now material
is being shown on television, that's right. And like you said,
you're doing five shows a day.
Speaker 5 (25:39):
This is a lot of being funny.
Speaker 6 (25:42):
I'm talking about as a professional, not knowing what you
going through in light.
Speaker 5 (25:45):
But you got to go on stage and honey, your business.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
That's right now.
Speaker 5 (25:49):
With this material that you're saying, you know what y'all
can have?
Speaker 1 (25:52):
Yeah, cause I still got the material on DVD right now.
Speaker 3 (25:55):
Everything I did on BT, I got all that material
that I did, and I was just doing stuff that
was on the news, you know current. I could do
a joke now on President Biden and how he fell
back and the lady called him.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
But it really didn't happen. I made the ship up.
I said, fail back.
Speaker 3 (26:10):
The lady called, he said, thank you very much, and
and then Donald Trump say, I wish my wife was here.
He didn't realize she was sitting right there. He said,
wish my wife is here. I said, the beach is
right there. And he don't even see him.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
So I just made him was like, no, mother wife,
real wife, not this motherfucker.
Speaker 3 (26:30):
And I mean Donald Trump man, he just they believe
everything he said when he said make America great again.
But they ate that been voted in fifty years, came
out and voted for him.
Speaker 7 (26:41):
But you know that to where we're living, somebody lived
traveled today. They still got the Trump and pin stick
on the I'm like, bro, the don't.
Speaker 5 (26:48):
Take that ship.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
Such a bullshit.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
Everybody, all the white people in America that he helped everybody,
and why you fuck with Trump.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
He's the only.
Speaker 7 (26:58):
Person that can help the black and they believe that,
especially when he gave her God damn mud the love.
Speaker 5 (27:07):
Yeah, well he sent that money through.
Speaker 3 (27:09):
I was like, PvP have ruined a lot of people.
I said, I seen this girl in the Waite house
in Fairvielle, and uh, she came up.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
She came over to the table and she was walking
real start, what's wrong with you?
Speaker 3 (27:23):
She said, I just went down to Miami and got
my breast done and my stomach and my booty done.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
To come back and work at I said. Now she
was eating, uh oh, And I say where you get
the money? She said, p P P.
Speaker 3 (27:36):
I said, can you count for that money that you got?
She said, well, I said, well, you gonna be the
finest bitch in jail. I said, because you don't got
your whole body bit and you done got six million.
Got the doctor still laughing at that bit, playing stomach,
done everything, and.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
She gonna be in jail a moth. You know, my
people like Bruce, you know you can get the money.
You don't have to pay this back. No, I don't
want it. I don't want you doing I don't want it.
Man cousins the money, but it's a certain amount, Yeah,
they don't, Bob.
Speaker 9 (28:17):
Come on man, July to sixteen, and you know what's
time to get You see queen sitting shop in North Carolina.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
We're coming to the boat Jangles Arena.
Speaker 10 (28:26):
You see how excited she was.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
That's how excited. Job better me July sixteen. We go
to the Q set, come to the sea, you come
to the show.
Speaker 9 (28:33):
Come on, we got wi Yeah, that's like working on
some things. QC Shop July sixteen, The whole Shangles Arena,
come to the show. Oh, she's gonna be on dreads.
Then she's gonna be doing dreads, pussing about the last
(28:53):
You want your dreads?
Speaker 4 (28:54):
Don't see him back?
Speaker 1 (28:56):
July sixteen.
Speaker 9 (28:56):
She's gonna do them for you at a discount of price,
and you get your tickets today.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
Myself, you mad?
Speaker 9 (29:01):
He said, She's my like Cobo butter Maiden Scratch July
sixteen and Shot North Carolina.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
The folks that come on in here. Man, this is
the third grade teacher and she want to give it.
Speaker 9 (29:19):
Out books like right, Caroline, get me books for the kids.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
He ain't even asked for enough.
Speaker 5 (29:28):
What he got, Lott the.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
Stupid one for talking about a busy ass.
Speaker 4 (29:34):
S cool?
Speaker 1 (29:35):
What you give him for? Man, he ain't gonna believe
this ship. I ain't got no folk for twenty two.
Speaker 5 (29:43):
I was like.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
That Nigga ship won't be wearing, but that I don't
like that Nigga employee, that Nigga.
Speaker 5 (29:55):
Win all that more that's crazy.
Speaker 11 (30:00):
Believe that.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
You feel that all that paper. I'm scared of that pepp.
Speaker 4 (30:05):
I ain't want it, I told him, for I was
straight during the pandemic.
Speaker 5 (30:10):
All my serious is in the pretty that p P.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
Two.
Speaker 4 (30:16):
He got it.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
I turned, I don't need help.
Speaker 5 (30:19):
That's what I had to tell him. Even though I
needed help, I don't need you.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
Know, we were talking about earlier, how things going around
and everything.
Speaker 3 (30:24):
When I was younger. Man, I was managing the restaurant.
I told it was a barbecue restaurant in cok County.
So I got robbed.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
The dude walked in and said, alright, y'all know what
it is. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (30:33):
He robbed everybody in the restaurant who was sitting there.
He said, what the manager? They say, he in the office.
So I'm in the office. I'm in there, and uh,
the way I had to say set up. I can
turn it off always to the left and open the safe.
But if I turned it to the right and lock it,
so I had to reopen it. So I got nervous.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
I turned it to the right.
Speaker 3 (30:49):
I say, Man, I said, I'm trying to open the safe. Man,
give me the money. Nigga gonna kill you. You know
what I'm saying. I said, look, man, I got some kids. Man,
no kid, I said, I just want I gave him
the money. Man he left out of door. Man, I've
seen this nigga Kroger thirty years later and catch ked.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
I said, hey, nigga, you robbed me. Uh he said, Man,
I was on that ship bad. He said, Man, I
want no kid. If I told you I gonna key,
I'm gonna let you bad. And it was really him
robbed my man that took back. I think I had
(31:26):
to say you about eight hundred dollars he took all.
I mean, I was at the produce, I said, Nigga,
he robbed me like that. Man, is it you all better?
Speaker 3 (31:37):
But he ron rob you.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
He seen Jesus that day.
Speaker 3 (31:45):
He will see Jesus. Yes, yes, he will touch to
him of his guard. Yeah about the man talking to somebody.
But you know the Mexicans got a hustle that man.
Well they don't. They stand on the road with a
poster and they had a wife and the kids and yeah,
and they said we need to pay our rent and
(32:06):
everything like that.
Speaker 6 (32:07):
It will call me like four times I gave money
to kids out here.
Speaker 11 (32:11):
Man, I don't get it home wrong't like don't bring
them kids into.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
Don't like kids. Damn my grown folks.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
You know what you're talking about, Jones girl growing people
break there, the little dude smoking.
Speaker 5 (32:27):
A cigarette and.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
We're making work. You know, you know they don't have
a job, but they're gonna stand at home.
Speaker 4 (32:41):
People.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
What place they make a loan? Hey make you do
by be out there doing school? Those are my kids.
Speaker 8 (32:55):
People.
Speaker 5 (33:00):
God, I won't gave me minute.
Speaker 1 (33:07):
Run and I'll be like, Hold, that's a little bit
of person, a little bit of the boy man Rodney.
Speaker 5 (33:17):
Feeling sorry for bron king.
Speaker 6 (33:18):
Have you having no kids sitting on the cardboard boxes?
Speaker 1 (33:20):
Ship man? That that supposed to be perfect? Have you
all read the post? I mean they'd be perfect. Who
wrote this English?
Speaker 6 (33:26):
Though they can't read no England, but the whole post
of English?
Speaker 1 (33:31):
That's like what it's like. I'm not what I'm saying, man.
It like they went the Keikos copier and somebody sitting
them saying, man, read hold sign sign about they fighting? Man.
(33:59):
But it's got to be something to it because they
at down time they getting some money.
Speaker 5 (34:03):
I'm talking about a different location, but side street.
Speaker 1 (34:05):
You say what you know I want? I wanna do
it for you. I wanna do I wanna get a poster,
come out there and.
Speaker 5 (34:12):
Go out there.
Speaker 1 (34:12):
I just want to see it.
Speaker 5 (34:13):
Ain't gonna believe you don't know, they're gonna know you.
We gotta have a this guy how it work.
Speaker 1 (34:18):
I want to see what it worried how much that.
Speaker 5 (34:22):
That's a good ad content. I ain'in't gonna lie to it.
Speaker 7 (34:24):
I ain't.
Speaker 5 (34:24):
I ain't never give nobody no money. Who had a dog?
Speaker 1 (34:27):
All the ball got a dog?
Speaker 3 (34:29):
When I know that dog? Was like, how many fuck
I get with this? No had a place in l
A for twenty eight years. Every bomb I know had
a dog up there.
Speaker 5 (34:38):
No, every one of 'em.
Speaker 1 (34:40):
One dude walked in and seven me eleven and I
was in there. I thought we finna get robs. He said,
everybody throw your motherfucking hands in. Yeah, and wait get
get get stud He was laughing, like but I had
to get him filogs that were funny.
Speaker 7 (34:57):
You had to buying calendar twenty eight years, eight years
that money man?
Speaker 3 (35:02):
Yeah, man, I had a place, and I had a
place in My first apartment was in on Hollywood Boulevard
between the Bread Fair Facts. And then I moved into
Grove right by the Farmers Market between the Bread Fair Facts. Yeah,
twenty eight years, man, miracle mile, I mean, I I mean,
you could do what you wanna do.
Speaker 5 (35:19):
Man.
Speaker 3 (35:19):
You know, I got guys that work for me. I
got a guy been with me twenty two years. The
guy that used to be me, he passed. He would
have been with me twenty eight years. Uh, through the pandemic.
I paid him every week for two years. They was
off for two years. I paid him because if I
didn't pay it, they gonna be borrowing money from him, so.
Speaker 1 (35:41):
I should be. I just wanna make sure they taken
care of 'em. Man, But just do right by me,
you know, just do right anymore.
Speaker 3 (35:50):
I can hate you, I'm telling you, man, I'm I
don't have no problem, no money man.
Speaker 5 (35:55):
Yeah, Poppy, you.
Speaker 1 (35:57):
Know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (35:57):
I took you know, my my Christmas. I took my
family that on the cruise, took thirty people.
Speaker 1 (36:04):
How do you do that?
Speaker 5 (36:04):
Cause right now I'm about to cancel the trip.
Speaker 4 (36:08):
I told him we were going.
Speaker 5 (36:09):
I said, we going to fbnbus and.
Speaker 3 (36:16):
I took thirty people and took. I bought their plane,
tickets and everything. Now in July were going.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
To did World Spirit of did.
Speaker 5 (36:25):
I'm about spirited. You ever fucked up spirited Spirit of Delta.
Speaker 3 (36:28):
Now we flew Delta because I fly dew To. I'm
a ten million mile with them, talk talk and and
we would.
Speaker 5 (36:35):
That nigga just dropped this ship like it don't mean
night either. Yeah, someone't know like package deal, cause.
Speaker 1 (36:41):
I'm about to cancel this.
Speaker 3 (36:43):
I paid every day for my family, my daughter and
her husband, my three of my grandkid I got ten
grandkids and.
Speaker 5 (36:49):
And yeah, because i'm your grand judge, my wife and
and uh.
Speaker 1 (36:55):
His sister got six. That's my nephew right there with
the dread and oh yeah, now he couldn't go he
had he been bad. He's staying nothing.
Speaker 7 (37:05):
Yeah, yeah, he got He's still sad by this ship.
Speaker 5 (37:08):
That nigga looking like that while he was understood.
Speaker 3 (37:11):
But now this is like you, I was going to this,
so I'm taking it there because I'm doing things in
the family that we couldn't do. We couldn't afford to
do it. You know what I'm saying. You remember when
you couldn't go nowhere? Your mama said, well, we gotta
stay at home. Only big you went on y'all, probably
with the griffin to your aunt.
Speaker 5 (37:26):
Y'all, but that's the only you go to your grandma.
Speaker 1 (37:31):
Break man, that ain't going out of town.
Speaker 5 (37:34):
Man, My baby mama, let me gonna do for the
kids with spraying.
Speaker 3 (37:37):
Remember I remember six flags was a dollar ninety five
cent to get here, dollar ninety five cent. The next year,
we're ready with him to two ninety five. My mama said,
they don't lost. They got damn man.
Speaker 1 (37:52):
Charged five to get us his flag.
Speaker 5 (37:55):
Man, she better not go nowhere.
Speaker 1 (37:56):
There no tell you something. Man.
Speaker 3 (37:58):
We live in an apartment in the blood, paying forty
five dollars a month, right, my mama, a sister, my uncle.
My mother said, folk grown people working. They went up
twenty dollars on the red. My uncle called to me.
He said, these crackers are lost.
Speaker 1 (38:15):
They got it there. He said, somebody gotta get a
second job.
Speaker 5 (38:18):
He's wearing the hell.
Speaker 1 (38:20):
He's gonna be in before it sixty five dollars, and
they would I'm standing at the table.
Speaker 5 (38:26):
That's a lot.
Speaker 1 (38:29):
Got them sixty five dollars like to kill it. Hey, hey, look.
Speaker 3 (38:37):
Uncle, bottle countries in nineteen seventy convertible four forty two,
four fifty five power on the power. Everything connaught was
eighty dollars a month. Look shit financy two years. The
insurance was two dollars extra. My great daddy said, boy,
let me tell you something. You get behind that's a
(38:59):
hundred and then sixty goddamn doss. Light that lost that
motherfucker twelve time. You know what I mean, Mama ready
represents it twelve times.
Speaker 1 (39:09):
Man, I'm talking about fully equipped. The cutlings down. You
know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (39:14):
Hey, man, light that lost it twelve times. M See,
the old player didn't play. My granddad didn't play man.
Speaker 1 (39:20):
Dogs can He was black, wrought your blue eyes. Myma
was tall. He didn't play no games.
Speaker 3 (39:26):
So my uncle went in the army nineteen sixty seven,
came home, got green break, had turned sideways and shit,
he gonna drive that cutlet My my grandad said, you
can't drive that Cutlets see you get some insure. My granddad.
My uncle said, I'm grown. My grand dad said, I
right there when you born. He said, well you ain't
driving that culture he gets a men shut. Ma said
(39:46):
I'm a driving away. My grandad said let me get
through eve in the potato potty. Then he tell me
how you feel. So I'm thinking that my uncle gonna
take his ass up. He just got out the army man.
My granddadd just slung their mother through the yard like
a lawnmower.
Speaker 1 (39:57):
No in uniform, uniform, and then he told him going
to how to get you so neat he didn't drive
that damn coming old school playing him all about that
that he laughed.
Speaker 3 (40:09):
He screamed that he about seventy eight. Now he last
he said, you remember that, I said, man may my
uncle was a trip. He had a white man.
Speaker 1 (40:15):
She was about did I mean six hundred pounds easy?
Speaker 2 (40:19):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (40:19):
He used the time up in the tree to try
to watch because he thought she was cheat. Real that
said that big agg girl ain't gonna go no h
to the kitchen.
Speaker 7 (40:28):
Little which uncle that war he said was short but
talking about the cook. Ain't tell him like your uncle
used to be with the US.
Speaker 1 (40:36):
Short man he was here. He was five feet tall,
and the nine eight in the waist look like looked
like an egg. Was that.
Speaker 3 (40:45):
Mama told me, don't make me take that bet off
and beat your head. I was thinking myself, she could
be in the middle of York and.
Speaker 5 (40:53):
Pull that.
Speaker 1 (40:58):
Still in the yard. I said, that's why it's very important.
Speaker 3 (41:12):
Like if you do have nieces and nephews, stay in
they life, man, cause it's so easy to get sidetracked
with his streets chit. And I'm gonna tell you they
been in jails every day. The locker and jail ain't
no play for me. I got my ex wife had
me locked up.
Speaker 4 (41:27):
Man.
Speaker 3 (41:27):
I was in that five days. It was a joking
that playing bass, good talk like he boost a comedy.
That's how long you been here? About eight months? I
got up moved to the Lord of guid them sided.
I didn't want it, boy, this moment. You too comfortable here, right,
But it's talented people in jail, But you don't need
to be in jail. I'm'a tell you, man, I knew
everybody that, everybody that was working in jail.
Speaker 1 (41:48):
I went to school with him. What you doing here?
She had me allowed to give me the bed number.
Speaker 3 (41:53):
You know what I'm saying. They called, but it was
they was bringing some guys in and there was a
young dude. He was young, and he was crying and
I walked beside him. I didn't even look at him.
I walk beside and I said, look at it, man,
I said, I don't know what you're here for it.
I said, I don't care. I said, what you need
to drive them tears up? I say, they see any
time of weakness, they gonna get you. I say, tighten up,
(42:15):
wipe your face, type, dry your tears, keep it moving.
He said, alright. He walking on, end up seeing it,
end up seeing him, and he thank me for that.
We don't joking, jail. They see you crying, you know.
Oh yeah, they thank you. Weak man out.
Speaker 5 (42:29):
Oh yeah, they gonna take a track.
Speaker 3 (42:30):
I wanna go downstairs with a girl. Wannak You know
I knew all the girl. I said, take more the
women at it. He said that you go in the where? Man,
the girls to rate me in there?
Speaker 5 (42:37):
Man, ain't?
Speaker 1 (42:38):
Yeah, they well they will, man. Wow, jail ain't for nobody. Man.
Speaker 5 (42:43):
Nah, I'm not for no real player.
Speaker 1 (42:44):
I not for no real player. Man. It's too much
money out here to be made.
Speaker 5 (42:47):
Man. Yeah, finance your literacy though, man, how you do it?
Speaker 8 (42:50):
Man?
Speaker 1 (42:51):
He just got it. Man.
Speaker 3 (42:51):
I don't blow money. I just know I I make
sure I take care of my family. I take care
of beers, and I just my wife always say why
you got so many cars? I said, well, you got
so many shit cause you ain't buying the motherfuckers.
Speaker 1 (43:02):
I'm buying long. It ain't nothing lacking at home. Yeah,
you shut the fuck up, but shut them from n
I don't brut down.
Speaker 3 (43:14):
See, I grew up not having nothing. So when you
get something, you got to really hold on to it.
You know, you got to take care of something you
never getting. People called the costole field. They're like, have
you ever ran by a car washing this motherfucker? Or
when you get gas can you throw the chicken the
trash at the gas man?
Speaker 5 (43:27):
That's how women to keep that caught up.
Speaker 1 (43:29):
Man, They don't fus crazy man.
Speaker 5 (43:31):
And let the kids do what I'm telling them too much.
Speaker 1 (43:35):
I'll ship funk around that personal.
Speaker 5 (43:40):
I'm like, bro, tell them throw the chicken like ship away.
Speaker 1 (43:42):
You know.
Speaker 3 (43:43):
But but you got to You got to teach your children. See,
my uncle taught me how to cook, my mom my
other unt taught me how to clean up. My other
untaught me how to watch clothes. My mama taught me
how to keep my ass clean. She said, I no
more wanting no steak of the air man. Facts, Man,
I was not taking a shower. My mama ran in
holdt got to watch heah, wait a minute, Now I'm seventeen.
Speaker 1 (44:02):
Yea't want to do two rags of one one big
ahead child, little dig slang.
Speaker 4 (44:07):
If he gleaned, no, you're crazy you to it?
Speaker 5 (44:20):
Many yeah man, yeah.
Speaker 1 (44:22):
Y'all, y y, you won a wife off for two.
Speaker 4 (44:24):
Now you one? My boy?
Speaker 1 (44:25):
Are you one? Then I din found out I got no,
I I get that in and I cleaned it back up.
I then found out you got don't see did y'all see?
On social media?
Speaker 3 (44:36):
This lady was forty two forty three and she started dating.
It brought up of twenty one and and then in
two thousand fifteen, and then two thousand seventeen they had
a child, and then two thousand nineteen they had a child,
and she finally realized the dude that she was dating
was the song she put up for adoption. No, she
was fucking her own son. MM found out at the
(44:58):
last minute they got two kid Togo, So he.
Speaker 11 (45:01):
The daddy brother Uh huh ah done brother Brody, Yeah,
you better cut this ship up.
Speaker 1 (45:13):
He gonna end up being his own branddad.
Speaker 10 (45:17):
Years all right, if he done have a son and
they had little brother.
Speaker 1 (45:25):
Fuck the world were living in have been doing that
shit it is, man. So you said you about to
do the special, y'all. I'm gonna do it later this year, man,
cause I definitely wanna come back and let you and
push you. But i'm'a do. It's gonna be me, and
it's gonna be mind. I'm creating it.
Speaker 3 (45:38):
I did it since in thirteen years My mother died
and uh, thirteen years ago, and I dedicated to her.
I don't know if y'all remember that, but I dedicated
to my mom. But let me take what's crazy. My
mother passed on a Monday. No, she passed on him
(45:59):
when so, but I had her funeral on a Monday.
I had to feel my show that Friday.
Speaker 1 (46:04):
Mm m m.
Speaker 3 (46:06):
I had to give it to him though, uh huh.
I gave it to him in Boston. Some things you
just gotta do. You gotta patch you got.
Speaker 1 (46:14):
People don't know.
Speaker 6 (46:15):
The comedians are the most traumatized people. We just gotta
find no way to laugh at our pain because we
know God got us and we know it's always gonna
be a better day.
Speaker 5 (46:24):
But that be our therapy lifter is good for the soulier.
They in that moment we forget that's right.
Speaker 3 (46:30):
See see a lot of people go to church. They
understand and after the Bible, said Mary Hart, it's just
like medicine. So marry me happy. If you keep yourself happy,
you heal yourself. You know, I used to be a
preacher back in the day.
Speaker 1 (46:42):
Talk your talk. I did, man, but God didn't call
him my ex wife, did you know? So? Uh? She
said you could do that. I said, I show. Yeah,
that's so stupid.
Speaker 5 (46:55):
I mean people.
Speaker 1 (46:56):
You had to Gates about fourteen. I I was getting
it to him. So he said about fok man.
Speaker 5 (47:10):
Cause lady coming short dollars all the time.
Speaker 1 (47:13):
Like I told you earlier.
Speaker 3 (47:14):
The guy that put me in a comedy, he w
he wrote my first say, he's just a joke about
the preacher baptized a dude.
Speaker 1 (47:19):
He dipped him. He kept dipping and said, do you
believe you know every type? He come up the dude coughing?
He said, do you believe he could coughing? Third time?
He said do you believe? He said, real, I believe
you trying to drown the sh out because you know,
you know I I used to hang out with preachers
for real, right, my cousin, old Jack Nade preacher. You
(47:40):
know what I'm saying. He's hanging out with this other preacher.
I didn't know. The preacher carried a a pistol on
his ankle. It's sir, so he in the church shouting,
you know, not my holding church. He's shoying. The gun
fell on the floor and I said, rem He looked
at meself, put this floor. He said, thank you, Jesus
picked the gun up. The preacher something else you haven't
(48:02):
seen the constant preachers. Yeah, that is, but it's another
one now, Geno Jenny, Yeah, Geno.
Speaker 5 (48:10):
Gino, crazy man, man, I ain't saying that is in
a minute though.
Speaker 1 (48:12):
I ain't seen.
Speaker 6 (48:13):
What about that light skin dude, the light skinned dude
we reading out the Bible.
Speaker 5 (48:17):
The skinny one up.
Speaker 1 (48:23):
Saying that in church, that bigga slow man and people
support that.
Speaker 5 (48:31):
Yeah, that is.
Speaker 1 (48:34):
You haven't seen. Uh Kirmy is it Kirmy talking the
won't be screaming Thomas, Yeah, but yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5 (48:42):
What about a nigga with the spot uh the water
that doesn't look even Peter pop He looked even with
the prayer claw.
Speaker 1 (48:52):
Yeah, he got the water. The water he's sending to you,
and he said, yeah, the miracle warns Peter Pop.
Speaker 7 (48:59):
Why would they show had on bead t at three
in the morning because seeing that ship, what you do,
it's supposed to be.
Speaker 1 (49:07):
But I see that ship.
Speaker 3 (49:09):
It started coming on at lost the point in the
head and it had extremely black He died in there.
Speaker 2 (49:15):
Every week they're gonna raise this ship and be like,
it's not fucking water, it's PCP.
Speaker 5 (49:20):
And in that line too, I remember.
Speaker 4 (49:22):
When I got the miracle water and I opened up
my mailbox. It was four hundred dollars.
Speaker 5 (49:28):
I'm like, look at you, I.
Speaker 1 (49:29):
Feels and I got money to spark. What is spark?
Speaker 5 (49:35):
Well, we can't walk there now they walking this ship.
Speaker 1 (49:38):
I'm running. Yeah, I'm African preacher for the fron Mama.
Speaker 3 (49:44):
But do y'all know back in the day when they
were Indian days, you know, and any even when any smoked.
Speaker 1 (49:52):
The peace pipe. That's why you know they smoke weed, right, Yeah,
that was weed.
Speaker 5 (49:57):
Right.
Speaker 1 (49:57):
They see crazy ship, go tell running bull. You know.
Then they always named the kids by what they see
when they boring, So running the bull. They saw a bull.
I made that up, but it was good.
Speaker 4 (50:11):
I'm over here, like the.
Speaker 1 (50:16):
Indians made them cheap. You gotta watch what you say?
Do they watch that ship on the reservation? Yeah? What
they like to call themselves skins?
Speaker 3 (50:26):
Yeah, my trivel tattoo. Yeah, they wanna got that paper
they do, Yes, sir, I got Cherokey.
Speaker 1 (50:34):
What they do my tribal tattoo.
Speaker 5 (50:36):
But Cherokee is from East Coast. Uh skin tribe. It's
like the ones that that's lost and they like, I'm
an Indian.
Speaker 6 (50:44):
They like, well, you ain't really got no paperwork, so
who are you Cherokee?
Speaker 5 (50:48):
They cool?
Speaker 6 (50:49):
When I had to do the movie over there in Montana, Yeah, nigga,
we had skins in the movie, and we had like
forty different tribes.
Speaker 5 (50:57):
You know me, I'm a I asked questions.
Speaker 6 (50:58):
I don't give a fuck with God place my footsteps, said,
I gotta ask cause I gotta.
Speaker 5 (51:02):
I just gonna look at you and I ask, like
what that mean?
Speaker 1 (51:05):
Bruh?
Speaker 5 (51:06):
You feel me?
Speaker 1 (51:06):
Who are you? Where you from?
Speaker 6 (51:08):
They I'm talking about telling us the majority of 'em
migrated from Canada. Yeah, and they came down and it's
a lot of skins in Canada, but it up.
Speaker 4 (51:18):
But if a lot of people don't understand, don't look
they look like Mexicans.
Speaker 1 (51:24):
Yeah they do. That's because they are.
Speaker 4 (51:28):
That's what I want you to know.
Speaker 1 (51:29):
That's the thing about that. Everybody, we're all Mexican.
Speaker 5 (51:43):
They do.
Speaker 3 (51:44):
They'll put a roof on the house in one day
and they gonna start on another roof that same day.
Speaker 5 (51:49):
No gap. And let you know, I got three jobs there.
Speaker 1 (51:51):
At least get it set up for in the morning.
They get it set up by you.
Speaker 6 (51:54):
Ask one Mexican, he bring back eight you like old
l Look, everybody, no paper up.
Speaker 5 (51:57):
No one, I got it?
Speaker 1 (51:58):
You pay me? Yeah, I'm like, I'm going to give
you a hold. I don't say that. How much are
you serio sensitive and racist?
Speaker 5 (52:21):
The Mexicans fair rate Blacks and the Mexicans get along great.
Speaker 1 (52:27):
They're both good people. They're the best people, aren't They
learned that ship from Trump? We got the best Mexicans,
the best blacks.
Speaker 11 (52:39):
Give it up for American black.
Speaker 1 (52:48):
Trump where he came out and said, you know, the
blacks built this country. You know that, right, Yes, you
guys built this did a fantastic job.
Speaker 8 (53:00):
Yes, he said, you guys job yes, you know you
built this man, Donald Trumble, that motherfucker funny.
Speaker 5 (53:11):
Man, get Americans.
Speaker 4 (53:13):
What do you have to lose?
Speaker 5 (53:14):
I was like, ooh what he said that he knew
he was gonna win.
Speaker 7 (53:21):
How day he said, your school, your educational load of
crime waiters, African Americans?
Speaker 5 (53:26):
What do you have to lose?
Speaker 4 (53:29):
God damn said nigga the.
Speaker 10 (53:31):
C like you know he's gonna really be paying into
black people. Looking what Joe Blacken did. He fucked your
bitch and the click your clean. He listen to America
before it go broke.
Speaker 1 (53:47):
Like junk.
Speaker 4 (53:54):
That nigga.
Speaker 5 (53:54):
They have no stats with this ship.
Speaker 7 (53:56):
He just say this ship and that they ain't got
shipping the back it up or dang.
Speaker 1 (54:00):
At a record number. Nobody wants to say anything.
Speaker 5 (54:05):
They just need to have a fan right there.
Speaker 6 (54:06):
Every time you get on the police, you.
Speaker 1 (54:08):
Need to put a fan right Gotta suck him up.
He got a shangad.
Speaker 2 (54:14):
I like, how you say some of that, some of
that should be the truth, and then it'll be a
lad to end ye some ship that could never happen.
Speaker 10 (54:21):
You know, Dragons are eating people in record numbers.
Speaker 1 (54:26):
People are scared to go swimming. I'm gonna get people
back swimming.
Speaker 5 (54:31):
I'm gonna take care of it.
Speaker 1 (54:34):
The wife will be by him.
Speaker 5 (54:35):
Cheese like a boy.
Speaker 11 (54:37):
Donald Trump said the dragons are eating people and he's
gotta do something about him.
Speaker 1 (54:44):
I do those goddamn Hanvy part of.
Speaker 5 (54:45):
The movies look a little bit too real, you know
what I mean.
Speaker 1 (54:49):
It's right there in the movies, right in the movies.
Speaker 2 (54:54):
Right there in the movies, they're doing magic and dragons
are eating paper.
Speaker 1 (54:58):
But we know he's gonna take cause you say he
was really did they believe it?
Speaker 5 (55:03):
M boy? Let me tell you something. I remember. I
don't know where the fuck we was at. Some white
woman just got raged out.
Speaker 1 (55:11):
Of nowhere and just got on the phone.
Speaker 5 (55:13):
I'm literally behind the car waiting on my people to
get out of the car.
Speaker 1 (55:15):
So I'm saying my mind and my bites, it's a
beautiful day.
Speaker 5 (55:18):
They bitch got behind her car, was on the.
Speaker 1 (55:19):
Phone like yeah, and Donald Trump, he's the past.
Speaker 5 (55:23):
What Obama do?
Speaker 4 (55:24):
I said, bitch, fuck you?
Speaker 1 (55:25):
She said, I'm calling nine one one.
Speaker 5 (55:28):
I said, I didn't say nothing that youre.
Speaker 1 (55:32):
Started with me. That's how it be. Though I got
the fuck, I don't.
Speaker 5 (55:35):
Though I was scared of here.
Speaker 3 (55:38):
I get make the car out of calling for you know,
you know Obama, he's at home chilling.
Speaker 5 (55:43):
Man, he ain't standing that ship.
Speaker 1 (55:45):
I ain't standing the damn sounds in Asspel, North Carolina.
Yeah that way, and yeah, and he chilling like a villa.
He gonna call you.
Speaker 5 (55:53):
He gonna be like, why did you tell him?
Speaker 1 (55:54):
I stayed in that years before we get out of here.
Speaker 2 (55:58):
You gotta give us, give us the secret just staying
in the game thirty five.
Speaker 1 (56:03):
Hey, what it is secret is just staying consistent. Yeah,
staying true to yourself and true to the people. Cause
when people love.
Speaker 3 (56:10):
You, they gonna come see you. They gonna come see
every single time. And just keep a level ahead.
Speaker 1 (56:17):
Don't lose your mind. Fuck y'all, Fuck all y'all. Dad,
don't got time to do that. Just hey, thank you,
have a great night. We'll see you next time. You
know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (56:26):
If people gonna come see you, man five, people come
see me all the time, man, just from years and
years and years and year, and they gonna support you.
Just stay consistent, stay humble.
Speaker 5 (56:35):
You the greatest man.
Speaker 1 (56:36):
Yeah, but get that money, baby, m here you turn
out and you know where we ad in uh new spots.
I like it. Man, that's your first time over here.
Speaker 5 (56:46):
Like it.
Speaker 1 (56:46):
Don't let it be your last. It won't be. Man.
Speaker 3 (56:48):
I'm'a come back man cause i'm'a promote my DVD when
I do it. Man, I have to decide what i'm'a
do with that. But i'm'a do more than thirty minutes.
Most of these gotta doing thirty minutes. I'm'a get it
to 'em. Come on, i'm'a get it to 'em. And
I've been half the role now, so it's gonna be good.
Speaker 5 (57:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (57:02):
There you having, folks, eighty five self show, Bruce, Bruce.
We have to help. Let's take a picture, Let's do
it for the memories. We gotta do this. I gotta
get my cheers.
Welcome back to the eighty five shots.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Well we got to you know what if you know this,
but this is been voted the number one showed that
black people have six till after two o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Yep, that sounds good. I thought you're gonna say two pm. Yeah,
that's my job. Every week.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
I have to go out and find something that we
number one at. I have to do a lot of
research online. I have to look at the almar nec.
You hit me on email, then I type some shit
up on the old school type rather mail it off, right,
email it, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Cold calls before nine o'clock. Right, I do my part.
I do my part, you do? Yeah? So shit, we
just gonna keep the street going.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
I agree this ain't your first time, but you wouldn't
have given us good games today.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Yes, cap and I'm actually proud of you guys even
get to us. We gotta give them the intro to.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Man, It's like I feel like legend ain't heavy enough.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
This one of them comedy icons.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Man, Like you said back in them days, just when
you know when that comic view meant so, at the
height of it, when it was when it was the best,
when you didn't want to miss.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
It and you don't come with you.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
When it first started, he used to, we call BT
coast to coasts exactly right. So what they'll do they
would come in town with the cameras and tape you
at the club and then take it back and edit
it and show it on.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
BT to just how it goes. And D D L
was the host back when.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
You see only you know this type of and that's
why you you comedy icon, one of the ghosts. If
they made them out rushmore and comedy man, you damn
sure will be on it.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
For O.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
G H.
Speaker 5 (02:01):
Thirty five years in the game, and you got it.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
One ship. He was doing comedy before you were protein.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
Before my daddy was fucking with my mama.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Man, your daddy had he made the right ship to make.
Speaker 5 (02:11):
You get He.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Formulated the right ship.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
You anim on a piece of bread somewhere with his
niggas stuff. But they none other man, none other than
the comedy legend.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Yes, sir Bruce, Bruce again.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Listen, man, I told you when you first came, don't
let it be the last time.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
And here we are again, yes, sir, already dropping good game.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
You The last time we talked you talked about disco
duck and you know, COULBEDI ain't disco duck.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
It was. It was so many great you all got
to ask you about everybody.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Man, we hadn't lost people since you said we lost
Dirty South Tyler.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Craig Tyler Craig Yeah, man, Yeah. And you know he
used to be a comedian name and he used to
come on. He had a little carry. He said, hello,
my name is Larry D Bill Junior the Third and
that was his character he used on stage. And he
said in d say they say I can't speech good,
like that's how you talk? He said, I said, well,
I said, he sided working at McDonald's. I said, hello,
(03:15):
welcome to McDonald's. Will that be for here or there?
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Funny? You know what I mean? He had a funny skit,
but they that's all they got.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
That's like, like I tell everybody, when these young cats,
you gonna you gonna do your social media and you're
gonna do some things on social media. How you're gonna
do about five minutes it's hilarious, But please have something
else to give the people, because when when these people
come to see you, they wanna see more than just
that little get together.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
That's up. You know what I'm saying. They want to
see a bunch of good.
Speaker 5 (03:46):
Minutes.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Great, that's right. You got to have it, man, you
got to have it.
Speaker 6 (03:49):
So how do you feel? Cause you know I studied
the game. No, like you said, I don't like to
watch people because of I. You don't wanna take nothing away, right.
I like to study how to formulated the joke, how
they said the Joe.
Speaker 5 (04:04):
Okay, this their style of coming. I know, I Hanna
and I had to realize.
Speaker 6 (04:08):
And the reason why I like the study is because
I had to realize on the type of comedian.
Speaker 5 (04:12):
I was right, and I realized, Okay, i'm'a wrong. Yeah
I ain't. I ain't cleaning up. I ain't y you.
Speaker 6 (04:21):
You invite me to a church, it might be a
damn or shit that may slip out.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Forget what we gonna pread it.
Speaker 5 (04:27):
We don't prey in.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
But but as long as you're comfortable with who you
are right doing your com comedy, because that's how it's
gonna be successful.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Man.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Now, if you're uncomfortable doing it, it's gonna look uncomfortable.
They don't see it's not real. But if you're real
doing it, man, it's gonna come across this this mooth.
Speaker 5 (04:44):
Man.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Yeah, you know, I do churches all time. You like
the preachers in out in Backford. Yeah, n I need
you to come over and do the church. I said,
well I ain't. I'm'na stay paying do it for the Lord.
I say, if I come to your church, I'm doing
it for you. I'm already doing it for the Lord.
Talk yo, talk about to get this money player.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Yeah, you said, man, you got your goddamn man, you
got me fucked up.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
You get the big churches they don't do that, right,
like you know the big church. They say, well they
they call it love offering. Right, you know what I'm saying.
You don't even know what you gonna get. I I've
been in church. They gave me twenty dollars check mm
I do that.
Speaker 5 (05:20):
So how do you stay twenty balls? How do you
stay fresh?
Speaker 6 (05:23):
So when it comes to we're living in a time now,
social media speeds up the process of us asually.
Speaker 5 (05:33):
I know.
Speaker 6 (05:33):
I mean, so it's like, alright, we get a joke
and he be like, ooh, we got time to practice.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
But you but they don't put.
Speaker 5 (05:39):
It on Facebook.
Speaker 6 (05:40):
Ten times people don't seen it before they actually came
to see it in person. Then when they seeing any person,
they love it. But it's like they can't take it
with you the extra two three years.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
I just say, keep adding to the joke, right, just
keep punching it up.
Speaker 6 (05:51):
Just making it sound new and new.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Cause if I had social media thirty five years ago,
sh let me tell you, I had a answer machine
at a voice company.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
I had to check the message. Hey it w who
called me? We did that. That's all we had in radio, right,
you know what I'm saying. We did TV. We thought
it was on top of things. Man. Hell yeah, yeah,
you know, but they used.
Speaker 7 (06:10):
To put your shit on the radio all the time.
Yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Just keep adding to it. Back jokes never die.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Just keep adding to it. It's like music. You can
go see Frankie Bever. You go see all these old Kay.
They still doing the same. It's cause people still wanna
see it and never die. Sometime they might do it
a little different, they might tweak it, but it's still
the same people with it's good.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
It's good.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
You ever noticed people don't remember comedians that are in
between the I always remember somebody really funny and somebody's
really bad. They don't remember they in between who was
in it was the in between the shit I don't
know forgot his name, but the dude the bomb that more.
But that's the one I thought I wanna talk to
you about. They remember that, you know so well?
Speaker 6 (06:47):
What about the sex when when you can tell that
the crowd and heard it, or the promoters like now
I'm tired of here and this she ain't looking at
nigga no more, saying if you.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Somebody like you talk, I heard your own jokes. Nah,
not my shit.
Speaker 6 (06:59):
I'm just saying, like you, I just listen, and some
of the promoter be like, I ain't working at.
Speaker 5 (07:03):
That motherfucker no more.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Man ho look on, lem'a tell you uh from my
experience and you get there. You you got been doing
it twice as long as me. It don't matter if
you're sh It's some comedians they don't have no two sis.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Right.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Sometimes they can put the right shit on and dress
that shit up right, every last one of them. Motherfuckers
work like they brand new. Yeah, but sometimes they motherfucker
gonna ge eat the ground right. It's all in about
how they standing in that shit, yeah, right, Some motherfuckers
ain't gonna get booked off. They don't get booked off tapping,
they get booked off. They friends with these motherfuckers, they don't.
(07:37):
You gotta keep it mind. Everybody don't have to do
this sh like. They don't get this shit playing that.
Whereas like nigga, if I'm cool with six promoters and
they giving me three shows apiece, nigga working all year, right,
every nigga ain't working every weekend.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Some motherfucker, Like shit, I take a show a month,
but I I work every weekend.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
You get what I'm saying is like some mother fucking
gonna float past. Remember, some motherfucker's gonna really have to
go get it.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
And all the comedy clubs I hit once a year, Okay,
they want me three times a year, but I just
I do every coming club once a year. M and
the theaters. I split it, you know, I might do
like this first part of year from January to May,
I'm doing all theaters, and then from on down, I'm
doing a lot of comany clubs.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
So that's how I split it up. So I like
to go back. If I go in the city, I
like to wait at least eight to nine months before.
Speaker 7 (08:28):
I go back, Bruce, what was your favorite city like
when you first go went or go on the road
leaving that not Yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
Houston, Texas, Houston, Texas, Houston was the Houston. Tell you
another city you will believe, cause most people don't believe
when I say this.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
But the start On in Birmingham.
Speaker 4 (08:45):
But what that motherfuck off the chain.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Start on in Birmingham is off the chain.
Speaker 6 (08:49):
That beach off the chain.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
On it.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
And he talked to you this cluse, you know, Bruce,
back ups. I don't play that, you know, you know,
but this club is out of sight. It's one of
the best clubs in the world. Fact and in the
South in Birmingham. You tell people that are North, they're
like Birmingham Bruh.
Speaker 5 (09:14):
It's the way it's set up.
Speaker 6 (09:15):
It's like a Meani mini theater and it's levels.
Speaker 5 (09:18):
People just sitting there and.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Alabama and the police do not around, No, they don't.
Speaker 5 (09:26):
I feel like it all Alabama.
Speaker 6 (09:27):
I feel like Alabama appreciate coming.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Yeah they do, they do.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
And it started on being there for fifty years, I think, right.
Speaker 5 (09:36):
So that oh so it's always been a start and
it got on.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
The club gets way from New Jersey from the from
uptown from.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
W to s with the school in the south and stayed.
Speaker 5 (09:46):
There and stayed there.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Yeah yeah, that's nope.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
And people like Birmingham cause you like, they think Birmingham
is still red Clay Mudd.
Speaker 7 (09:52):
It's some mansions, Oh yeah in Birmon that on built
Birmingham more.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Yes it did.
Speaker 6 (09:57):
He got some of that black puzzond I know I
know what kept property did.
Speaker 5 (10:01):
Yes he did.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
Yea.
Speaker 5 (10:02):
I ain't going back.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Up that that shit make you way you clothes the
way I'm different.
Speaker 7 (10:07):
So that Magic City Classic Present.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Case, the school shit be all discombibulate.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
But then you know, it's other company clubs out that
are really good, like the Funny Bottoms are good.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Be them, problems are good.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
I do all of 'em, sell 'em out. I did
Houston Company Club. They it was it was smaller before.
It seated like three hundred people now to see six hundred.
And I done did like ten shows in that m
in one week. I had went on the run of them.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
I won't say the name of this particular brand of
comedy clubs one time.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Why you know how you book a few of 'em
go back, But do they have two comedy clubs they
got batch.
Speaker 5 (10:55):
Why you don't wanna say the name nigga?
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Uh man, it's I still be working in there. Oh okay,
but I had one particular stop. What a nigga to manage?
You know how the manager sell it, do the settlement
after you do the shit. He tried to short me.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Oh that why you don't have a whole lot of bread.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
But this motherfucker was clearly a drug addict, and I
was like, I can't believe y'all fucking got a whole
drug added running the club like this motherfucker was clearly.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Club in West Virginia.
Speaker 7 (11:26):
This motherfucker was clearly on that ship and tried.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
To short me so he get by the ship.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
I'm like, I made them motherfuckers stay there all night
calling motherfuckers to get my money.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
Let me let me tell you what happened to me
one time, years and years ago. He used to be
a funny bone in Buckhead in Atlanta on p Street,
right where Pea Street and Ross Road split.
Speaker 5 (11:49):
When they put the punch line at okay.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
Ight, when it split where they don't built that new
little Mayor Roads shopping mall right there, you know I'm
talking so I went up there in my Freda Lake truck.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
And you had to audition to do amateur night.
Speaker 5 (12:06):
Like right.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
So I went up there and I went up there
and I did so.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
The lady called me in the office, big girl, like
a Russian prostitute, she said. And she she was around,
you know, like even like your un you know, bake
cakes and stuff.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
And she called me the office. I'm thinking she's gonna
have me on stage.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
She calls me in the office and say, do me
a minute in thirty three seconds. I'm like, okay, I said,
right here. She said right here. I started doing coming.
She's on the computer, she looking at a watch. She's
on the computer. She looking at her watch. She's trying
to see can I follow instructions. I did a minue
thirty three seconds. She said, okay, you did good. You
can come back nine eight o'clock. I got out to
the truck. I said, fuck this bitch, I ain't going
(12:49):
back up to that club. So years a lady went by,
I go do this club in Ohio, Dayton, Ohio. It
was called what was the club?
Speaker 5 (13:00):
Call?
Speaker 3 (13:00):
Cause she but it was I did this club. I
walked in and I w and did very well, and
I say this. Later, I said, I know this bitch
and so.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Right.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
So when it was time to pay me, she told me.
She say, I'm not gonna pay you to me give
your phone number cause I'm a I'm I'm attracted to
big black guys. And I say, I happen to be
a racist. I said, I do not like white people
at all. And and she said, oh, no, you you're
not racist. You're not raised. She said, I used to
manage your funny.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Ball in Atlanta that when it clicked. I said, this
this bitch that made me audition.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
It's like fifteen years later, I'm saying, so I didn't say,
you know I I She sayy, you ever went to
the football last? I said, I never been there in
my life. But she's the one that made me audition
for it.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
She still wanted wood. I couldn't do it bad. Nah.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
She want me to put a hump in my bag,
so I can put a hump in her back. I
remember back and hit it again to get my humpback.
Speaker 5 (14:03):
I remember me and Colors did a show.
Speaker 6 (14:07):
I ain't gonna say where it is that cause we
both go there to this day.
Speaker 4 (14:09):
Now we won't go there packed out all weekend.
Speaker 6 (14:13):
The way ideas were set up. It was just the
way ideas were set up. But they was ecstatic because.
Speaker 4 (14:20):
Of all the money they made.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Right, oh yeah, so.
Speaker 6 (14:24):
He got his check and I got my chick and
they made more money than us off food.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Yes, it did.
Speaker 6 (14:31):
So I looked at Loose, I said, Lows, we tripping.
I think it's time for us to up the anne because.
Speaker 5 (14:43):
We got it.
Speaker 6 (14:44):
We uh, we just settled because it's just what we
were doing. But I was like, nah, we gotta take
control of our.
Speaker 4 (14:50):
Goddamn brand and our business.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
That's right.
Speaker 6 (14:53):
We can't go for the deal that we just been
going through the past six months. We gotta come in
here and he damn it, by the time you.
Speaker 5 (15:01):
Go on by your back, your way, and I got it,
go on by my way.
Speaker 6 (15:04):
We were doing it together, but it was like, we
need more than this, yes, and we need to have
a bigger percentage, and this is what we need to do.
Speaker 5 (15:11):
And ever since that.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Day, yep, frozen Assaut told him, but this is what
you gotta do.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
Everything you remember this, whatever the door do, the food
and drinks is gonna double it, right, a tripleized.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
I was at one two.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
I remember, yeah, I I I was at one club
and uh, the guy was able to pay me and
he was on the computer.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
He say he gotta be right back, And I looked
at the computer.
Speaker 5 (15:31):
Real, nigga, the.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
Door made seventy eight thousand. Uh, food and drinks was
a hundred and ninety thousand. So something is wrong with
that picture. I'm like, what, am I getting pimped like
a mother?
Speaker 5 (15:44):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Yeah, I oh, yeah, I got.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
Pimp But when I came back the next time, though, yeah,
I need all of mine, got to have it.
Speaker 6 (15:53):
Cause see that's why, that's why when they say get
the dough, we'll take care, we'll take care of the food,
because no, full fact, if you keep him sitting down,
they gonna eat, drink.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Drink all night long, over again, all night long. I
sold up.
Speaker 5 (16:13):
You had to.
Speaker 6 (16:14):
You had the most chase sold in uh in Pleasanton. Yeah,
I beat you by a pound, by a pound.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
Let me tell you this.
Speaker 3 (16:21):
You ever heard a comedian name James Gregory. Yes, he
a white dude, real Southern, and he tell you go
he talk like this. It was two old brothers, you know,
and then you know they had never been to the city.
You know when he do the Star. Now he only
do the South East Comy Club. They don't even know
(16:42):
him up north. But when he go to the Starter,
he do the whole month. Mm, he do all four weeks.
When he go to Tennessee, he do all he do
once a month. In he city, they have to bring
a butt wiser truck, eighteen wheeler and parking in the
parking a hundred thousand cases. They say they don't sell
(17:05):
much liquor, but they sell them a lot of beer.
Them good old boys been there. God damn, he's funny,
the motherfucker. You know what I'm saying. But he is.
His name is James Gregory. He doesn't got up in
age now, but he's still funny.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
Man.
Speaker 3 (17:16):
But all the clubs in the South and he do one.
He do one club a month, make a hundred thousand
a month.
Speaker 7 (17:25):
Man, you was on uh you probably you remember you
was gonna come into the stage too.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Yeah, coming to the stage.
Speaker 7 (17:32):
You know when I fought with the extra hard you
check master p about that ship.
Speaker 5 (17:35):
Yeah yeah, when he was like I wanted the Bruce
Bruce here.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
I don't want the Bruce Wood here, I said, because
you can't do nothing. We did after Bruce, Yeah, you
about gonna beat.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
Up what you reminded on your I mean practicing ship
for three days. I him up ATL we front a
TL We we show love to everybody music. That's how
we are people, you know.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
He asked me, man, how y'all how y'all do such?
I said, man, we show love in the ATL when
when when two shot made all the skinny girl, let.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
Bruce Bruce head yes up?
Speaker 3 (18:17):
And then Ying Yang came back say get crump with it,
get loose with it, like short said, let everybody always
show up.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Put me in a song. I was.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
In Jacksonville, Florida, and there's a club called Club Carousel.
It's closed now and I had to open up a
big I never met him. I was on stage joning man.
He was fun and he put me in a song hypnotized.
And they said, Bruce Bruce, who They say, Bruce Bruce,
who do something to us? Talk goals to us? Girls
want to do us screw us? Who meet Poppy and puff?
(18:54):
And he and he told me, he said, oh well,
put you buch shit for real?
Speaker 1 (18:57):
You though.
Speaker 5 (18:59):
Where and listen to that? He said, I'm thinking, but I.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
Do something to us? Talk those to us.
Speaker 7 (19:08):
But I never will put two and two together.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (19:12):
So it's always love, man, and that's that's what it's
all about. It's showing love. You gotta be no fool.
But if you can help a.
Speaker 7 (19:18):
Person, well that dope a little mother fun rob for
a long time.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
Let me take something, man, Mike ELPs on my right hand. Man.
Mike called me here and left it Land. They moved
to New York.
Speaker 3 (19:29):
He said, Man, they want me an audition for Fridays. I said,
what are you waiting on? And he say, man, I
don't know. I said, man, he looking for somebody like you.
He called me a week later he said, guess.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
What I said. You got the part. He got the part,
and he took off like a rocket.
Speaker 3 (19:42):
Don't don't you just need that push sometimes, you know
what I'm saying. And let people know you believe in him, man,
and and and encourage him because don't hate man.
Speaker 7 (19:51):
You wouldn't never won that type. You out like a
real o G even though you were slip.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
You even notice you never heard anything about.
Speaker 7 (19:59):
Me and I I ain't never heard nothing bad.
Speaker 3 (20:02):
You ain't gonna hear nothing. I don't play that man,
I don't want anybody to my bell. You think I'll
be on little hip hop they talking about me? Man,
I'll fight anybody on that show.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
You come up. You want to say a football type of
folk niggas. You know what I'm saying. But you do
you just you can stay clean and make money.
Speaker 5 (20:17):
Yeah, cause you brought up. No, he'll bring up.
Speaker 7 (20:20):
But what I'm saying, it always was solid shit when
they talk.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
About you, Dirty South. I took her to the Bama.
Speaker 7 (20:24):
She she was gonna road me, ah man from mad
How she was in the Bahama.
Speaker 3 (20:30):
Raised dirty dirty South. Weighed by ninety two pounds back
in the day. Ses can take her leg and put
it all the way up. Just hold up in there
like that. Weigh about ninety two pounds, shot and chalk.
They thought they were brothers and sisters. People though they
were brothers and sisters. But they look at 'em now,
they making her living.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
They do it. They doing great things, man, Yeah, and
I'm proud of 'em. You pining them, man, Pine Man,
You know I like you guys.
Speaker 3 (20:54):
Man, I'm probably you got I'm pretty sure they told
me what you come on the show. I was, y'all
don't know I was here eighty more. But they told
me that I'm sitting outside, but it's eight to nine.
I said, okay, I'm gonna be there man, cause I
I love this type of thing. I like to see
people win. Right, It's all about winning. And that's what
comedians got to understand about coming clubs. You see him brag.
(21:16):
But if you not selling tickets, you can't put asses
in the seat and people are not making money. You
need to make money and then you can come back
and do it again next year.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
You know what I'm saying. Just do it next year.
Speaker 3 (21:26):
But everybody they the people are so arrogant and thinking
they all that, and you.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
Can't say, off all the two tickets, U right right?
Sell it out, man, get down. Can't give away for
it too.
Speaker 5 (21:36):
You have to.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
They have to pay for the room.
Speaker 3 (21:38):
They got to pay for the room, and then they
got to make the money off the food and drinks. Right,
you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 6 (21:42):
And you came from an era where motherfucker won't sharing
the stage one doing what pulling a nigga?
Speaker 3 (21:48):
Os M wanna do it nothing? I see I see
dudes that're go in front of you and.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
And do too much time on purpose. You can't.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
You know what I'm saying. So you can't do your stuff.
You know what I mean, And that's not the way
you do it. You Nah, I ain't cool.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
Man.
Speaker 3 (22:01):
I had one show man I was doing. Man, I
was in Florida, and dude's supposed to do uh like
tw twenty five minutes? He on a hour and ten mm.
So I asked promote. I said, Man, you're gonna get
your boss say.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
Oh, Bruce, Bruce back, get scared cause he ripping. I say, man,
let me tell you something from a business standpoint. This
is a union theater. This show gotta be over eleven
by a certain time.
Speaker 3 (22:22):
So when I came home, I say, when he came
up saying, I said, since I'm scared you already don't
pay me. Do you want me to do the seventeen
minutes he left me to do? Oh you want me
to do the forty five minutes you pay me to do?
Cause see when you go over eleven o'clock, they charged
to promote the five a long a minute every time
you go over, and that woulda been on him, he said,
due to seventeen minute. I said, I can hear right,
(22:44):
due to seventeen.
Speaker 6 (22:45):
Minutes I was dead forty five scared player take a bill.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
Would see the people. The people man to me cause
they feel.
Speaker 5 (22:58):
But see that's the thing you gotta name.
Speaker 7 (23:00):
Was like back when comedy was coming up, Like if
you hear your name or Bruce, Bru's gonna be like
they going like you certain people you know, you gotta
tell what they been in like such and such on
who that man?
Speaker 1 (23:12):
Anybody go and see that.
Speaker 5 (23:14):
Well Bruce, Bruce, Bruce, you have fun.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
I had fun on stage, man, I really do. Man.
Speaker 6 (23:19):
I enjoyed watching as a young and as a youngin
who didn't understand half the shit that y'all was saying.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
And then some of the stuff I did you got understand.
Speaker 5 (23:28):
I'm nine ten muching coming view.
Speaker 4 (23:31):
And I'm like these motherfuckers having fun on stage every.
Speaker 6 (23:34):
Time y'all was on stage and you were the best,
you were the best host.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
Well you don't. And it paid me better than that,
but they like lot, I'm the hosted.
Speaker 3 (23:50):
They gave him like fifty thousand, sixty thousand dollars and
when I came in, I had to write people on
my team. They gave me a hundred thousand, a hundred
thousand for my clothes. They have clothes made. They pay
me a half a million.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
Mm mm hm. You gonna say what I'm saying?
Speaker 8 (24:09):
Mm?
Speaker 3 (24:09):
So what I did I made sure everybody that was
on my team working with me. I made sure they
was taking care of cause See, as long as you
you give give, it's gonna come back.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
You even you cannot beat God giving. The more you
get it here, the more he'll get back.
Speaker 5 (24:21):
You can't do that thirty five years, that's right, man.
Speaker 3 (24:25):
So you gotta take k You cannot have callos in
DC doing and then not pay 'em and then think
they still spoa be cool. It ain't nobody cool with that.
Mm mm Pay the man, keep it moving. You gonna
get it back.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
Fact, how do you see him? How do you see
him here? He can hear what you like?
Speaker 3 (24:44):
I said, I had to write people on my team
so they call white people, you know what I'm saying.
And they made sure I had a hundred thousand dollars
just for my clothes. I'm having suits made.
Speaker 5 (24:54):
And that's why them niggas was getting paid.
Speaker 3 (24:56):
And you know, and then that's what they paid me
a half a meal to do coming view. But I
went down the way we did it. We was in
New Orleans and we was there for thirty days. I
did five shows a day of whin S thirty fives
at the seven. I was off Monday and Tuesday, and
I had my man Ronaldo Ray, who was really coaching
(25:16):
me like a mentor, m showing them everything.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
And then they came back. It was you next year
in Miami and called the Colliente and they had her Nay,
it's j hosting. They called me back to heaven.
Speaker 6 (25:27):
MM, so once again you're on TV. Yeah, now material
is being shown on television, that's right. And like you said,
you're doing five shows a day.
Speaker 5 (25:39):
This is a lot of being funny.
Speaker 6 (25:42):
I'm talking about as a professional, not knowing what you
going through in light.
Speaker 5 (25:45):
But you got to go on stage and honey, your business.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
That's right now.
Speaker 5 (25:49):
With this material that you're saying, you know what y'all
can have?
Speaker 1 (25:52):
Yeah, cause I still got the material on DVD right now.
Speaker 3 (25:55):
Everything I did on BT, I got all that material
that I did, and I was just doing stuff that
was on the news, you know current. I could do
a joke now on President Biden and how he fell
back and the lady called him.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
But it really didn't happen. I made the ship up.
I said, fail back.
Speaker 3 (26:10):
The lady called, he said, thank you very much, and
and then Donald Trump say, I wish my wife was here.
He didn't realize she was sitting right there. He said,
wish my wife is here. I said, the beach is
right there. And he don't even see him.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
So I just made him was like, no, mother wife,
real wife, not this motherfucker.
Speaker 3 (26:30):
And I mean Donald Trump man, he just they believe
everything he said when he said make America great again.
But they ate that been voted in fifty years, came
out and voted for him.
Speaker 7 (26:41):
But you know that to where we're living, somebody lived
traveled today. They still got the Trump and pin stick
on the I'm like, bro, the don't.
Speaker 5 (26:48):
Take that ship.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
Such a bullshit.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
Everybody, all the white people in America that he helped everybody,
and why you fuck with Trump.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
He's the only.
Speaker 7 (26:58):
Person that can help the black and they believe that,
especially when he gave her God damn mud the love.
Speaker 5 (27:07):
Yeah, well he sent that money through.
Speaker 3 (27:09):
I was like, PvP have ruined a lot of people.
I said, I seen this girl in the Waite house
in Fairvielle, and uh, she came up.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
She came over to the table and she was walking
real start, what's wrong with you?
Speaker 3 (27:23):
She said, I just went down to Miami and got
my breast done and my stomach and my booty done.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
To come back and work at I said. Now she
was eating, uh oh, And I say where you get
the money? She said, p P P.
Speaker 3 (27:36):
I said, can you count for that money that you got?
She said, well, I said, well, you gonna be the
finest bitch in jail. I said, because you don't got
your whole body bit and you done got six million.
Got the doctor still laughing at that bit, playing stomach,
done everything, and.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
She gonna be in jail a moth. You know, my
people like Bruce, you know you can get the money.
You don't have to pay this back. No, I don't
want it. I don't want you doing I don't want it.
Man cousins the money, but it's a certain amount, Yeah,
they don't, Bob.
Speaker 9 (28:17):
Come on man, July to sixteen, and you know what's
time to get You see queen sitting shop in North Carolina.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
We're coming to the boat Jangles Arena.
Speaker 10 (28:26):
You see how excited she was.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
That's how excited. Job better me July sixteen. We go
to the Q set, come to the sea, you come
to the show.
Speaker 9 (28:33):
Come on, we got wi Yeah, that's like working on
some things. QC Shop July sixteen, The whole Shangles Arena,
come to the show. Oh, she's gonna be on dreads.
Then she's gonna be doing dreads, pussing about the last
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You want your dreads?
Speaker 4 (28:54):
Don't see him back?
Speaker 1 (28:56):
July sixteen.
Speaker 9 (28:56):
She's gonna do them for you at a discount of price,
and you get your tickets today.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
Myself, you mad?
Speaker 9 (29:01):
He said, She's my like Cobo butter Maiden Scratch July
sixteen and Shot North Carolina.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
The folks that come on in here. Man, this is
the third grade teacher and she want to give it.
Speaker 9 (29:19):
Out books like right, Caroline, get me books for the kids.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
He ain't even asked for enough.
Speaker 5 (29:28):
What he got, Lott the.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
Stupid one for talking about a busy ass.
Speaker 4 (29:34):
S cool?
Speaker 1 (29:35):
What you give him for? Man, he ain't gonna believe
this ship. I ain't got no folk for twenty two.
Speaker 5 (29:43):
I was like.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
That Nigga ship won't be wearing, but that I don't
like that Nigga employee, that Nigga.
Speaker 5 (29:55):
Win all that more that's crazy.
Speaker 11 (30:00):
Believe that.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
You feel that all that paper. I'm scared of that pepp.
Speaker 4 (30:05):
I ain't want it, I told him, for I was
straight during the pandemic.
Speaker 5 (30:10):
All my serious is in the pretty that p P.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
Two.
Speaker 4 (30:16):
He got it.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
I turned, I don't need help.
Speaker 5 (30:19):
That's what I had to tell him. Even though I
needed help, I don't need you.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
Know, we were talking about earlier, how things going around
and everything.
Speaker 3 (30:24):
When I was younger. Man, I was managing the restaurant.
I told it was a barbecue restaurant in cok County.
So I got robbed.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
The dude walked in and said, alright, y'all know what
it is. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (30:33):
He robbed everybody in the restaurant who was sitting there.
He said, what the manager? They say, he in the office.
So I'm in the office. I'm in there, and uh,
the way I had to say set up. I can
turn it off always to the left and open the safe.
But if I turned it to the right and lock it,
so I had to reopen it. So I got nervous.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
I turned it to the right.
Speaker 3 (30:49):
I say, Man, I said, I'm trying to open the safe. Man,
give me the money. Nigga gonna kill you. You know
what I'm saying. I said, look, man, I got some kids. Man,
no kid, I said, I just want I gave him
the money. Man he left out of door. Man, I've
seen this nigga Kroger thirty years later and catch ked.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
I said, hey, nigga, you robbed me. Uh he said, Man,
I was on that ship bad. He said, Man, I
want no kid. If I told you I gonna key,
I'm gonna let you bad. And it was really him
robbed my man that took back. I think I had
(31:26):
to say you about eight hundred dollars he took all.
I mean, I was at the produce, I said, Nigga,
he robbed me like that. Man, is it you all better?
Speaker 3 (31:37):
But he ron rob you.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
He seen Jesus that day.
Speaker 3 (31:45):
He will see Jesus. Yes, yes, he will touch to
him of his guard. Yeah about the man talking to somebody.
But you know the Mexicans got a hustle that man.
Well they don't. They stand on the road with a
poster and they had a wife and the kids and yeah,
and they said we need to pay our rent and
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everything like that.
Speaker 6 (32:07):
It will call me like four times I gave money
to kids out here.
Speaker 11 (32:11):
Man, I don't get it home wrong't like don't bring
them kids into.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
Don't like kids. Damn my grown folks.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
You know what you're talking about, Jones girl growing people
break there, the little dude smoking.
Speaker 5 (32:27):
A cigarette and.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
We're making work. You know, you know they don't have
a job, but they're gonna stand at home.
Speaker 4 (32:41):
People.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
What place they make a loan? Hey make you do
by be out there doing school? Those are my kids.
Speaker 8 (32:55):
People.
Speaker 5 (33:00):
God, I won't gave me minute.
Speaker 1 (33:07):
Run and I'll be like, Hold, that's a little bit
of person, a little bit of the boy man Rodney.
Speaker 5 (33:17):
Feeling sorry for bron king.
Speaker 6 (33:18):
Have you having no kids sitting on the cardboard boxes?
Speaker 1 (33:20):
Ship man? That that supposed to be perfect? Have you
all read the post? I mean they'd be perfect. Who
wrote this English?
Speaker 6 (33:26):
Though they can't read no England, but the whole post
of English?
Speaker 1 (33:31):
That's like what it's like. I'm not what I'm saying, man.
It like they went the Keikos copier and somebody sitting
them saying, man, read hold sign sign about they fighting? Man.
(33:59):
But it's got to be something to it because they
at down time they getting some money.
Speaker 5 (34:03):
I'm talking about a different location, but side street.
Speaker 1 (34:05):
You say what you know I want? I wanna do
it for you. I wanna do I wanna get a poster,
come out there and.
Speaker 5 (34:12):
Go out there.
Speaker 1 (34:12):
I just want to see it.
Speaker 5 (34:13):
Ain't gonna believe you don't know, they're gonna know you.
We gotta have a this guy how it work.
Speaker 1 (34:18):
I want to see what it worried how much that.
Speaker 5 (34:22):
That's a good ad content. I ain'in't gonna lie to it.
Speaker 7 (34:24):
I ain't.
Speaker 5 (34:24):
I ain't never give nobody no money. Who had a dog?
Speaker 1 (34:27):
All the ball got a dog?
Speaker 3 (34:29):
When I know that dog? Was like, how many fuck
I get with this? No had a place in l
A for twenty eight years. Every bomb I know had
a dog up there.
Speaker 5 (34:38):
No, every one of 'em.
Speaker 1 (34:40):
One dude walked in and seven me eleven and I
was in there. I thought we finna get robs. He said,
everybody throw your motherfucking hands in. Yeah, and wait get
get get stud He was laughing, like but I had
to get him filogs that were funny.
Speaker 7 (34:57):
You had to buying calendar twenty eight years, eight years
that money man?
Speaker 3 (35:02):
Yeah, man, I had a place, and I had a
place in My first apartment was in on Hollywood Boulevard
between the Bread Fair Facts. And then I moved into
Grove right by the Farmers Market between the Bread Fair Facts. Yeah,
twenty eight years, man, miracle mile, I mean, I I mean,
you could do what you wanna do.
Speaker 5 (35:19):
Man.
Speaker 3 (35:19):
You know, I got guys that work for me. I
got a guy been with me twenty two years. The
guy that used to be me, he passed. He would
have been with me twenty eight years. Uh, through the pandemic.
I paid him every week for two years. They was
off for two years. I paid him because if I
didn't pay it, they gonna be borrowing money from him, so.
Speaker 1 (35:41):
I should be. I just wanna make sure they taken
care of 'em. Man, But just do right by me,
you know, just do right anymore.
Speaker 3 (35:50):
I can hate you, I'm telling you, man, I'm I
don't have no problem, no money man.
Speaker 5 (35:55):
Yeah, Poppy, you.
Speaker 1 (35:57):
Know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (35:57):
I took you know, my my Christmas. I took my
family that on the cruise, took thirty people.
Speaker 1 (36:04):
How do you do that?
Speaker 5 (36:04):
Cause right now I'm about to cancel the trip.
Speaker 4 (36:08):
I told him we were going.
Speaker 5 (36:09):
I said, we going to fbnbus and.
Speaker 3 (36:16):
I took thirty people and took. I bought their plane,
tickets and everything. Now in July were going.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
To did World Spirit of did.
Speaker 5 (36:25):
I'm about spirited. You ever fucked up spirited Spirit of Delta.
Speaker 3 (36:28):
Now we flew Delta because I fly dew To. I'm
a ten million mile with them, talk talk and and
we would.
Speaker 5 (36:35):
That nigga just dropped this ship like it don't mean
night either. Yeah, someone't know like package deal, cause.
Speaker 1 (36:41):
I'm about to cancel this.
Speaker 3 (36:43):
I paid every day for my family, my daughter and
her husband, my three of my grandkid I got ten
grandkids and.
Speaker 5 (36:49):
And yeah, because i'm your grand judge, my wife and
and uh.
Speaker 1 (36:55):
His sister got six. That's my nephew right there with
the dread and oh yeah, now he couldn't go he
had he been bad. He's staying nothing.
Speaker 7 (37:05):
Yeah, yeah, he got He's still sad by this ship.
Speaker 5 (37:08):
That nigga looking like that while he was understood.
Speaker 3 (37:11):
But now this is like you, I was going to this,
so I'm taking it there because I'm doing things in
the family that we couldn't do. We couldn't afford to
do it. You know what I'm saying. You remember when
you couldn't go nowhere? Your mama said, well, we gotta
stay at home. Only big you went on y'all, probably
with the griffin to your aunt.
Speaker 5 (37:26):
Y'all, but that's the only you go to your grandma.
Speaker 1 (37:31):
Break man, that ain't going out of town.
Speaker 5 (37:34):
Man, My baby mama, let me gonna do for the
kids with spraying.
Speaker 3 (37:37):
Remember I remember six flags was a dollar ninety five
cent to get here, dollar ninety five cent. The next year,
we're ready with him to two ninety five. My mama said,
they don't lost. They got damn man.
Speaker 1 (37:52):
Charged five to get us his flag.
Speaker 5 (37:55):
Man, she better not go nowhere.
Speaker 1 (37:56):
There no tell you something. Man.
Speaker 3 (37:58):
We live in an apartment in the blood, paying forty
five dollars a month, right, my mama, a sister, my uncle.
My mother said, folk grown people working. They went up
twenty dollars on the red. My uncle called to me.
He said, these crackers are lost.
Speaker 1 (38:15):
They got it there. He said, somebody gotta get a
second job.
Speaker 5 (38:18):
He's wearing the hell.
Speaker 1 (38:20):
He's gonna be in before it sixty five dollars, and
they would I'm standing at the table.
Speaker 5 (38:26):
That's a lot.
Speaker 1 (38:29):
Got them sixty five dollars like to kill it. Hey, hey, look.
Speaker 3 (38:37):
Uncle, bottle countries in nineteen seventy convertible four forty two,
four fifty five power on the power. Everything connaught was
eighty dollars a month. Look shit financy two years. The
insurance was two dollars extra. My great daddy said, boy,
let me tell you something. You get behind that's a
(38:59):
hundred and then sixty goddamn doss. Light that lost that
motherfucker twelve time. You know what I mean, Mama ready
represents it twelve times.
Speaker 1 (39:09):
Man, I'm talking about fully equipped. The cutlings down. You
know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (39:14):
Hey, man, light that lost it twelve times. M See,
the old player didn't play. My granddad didn't play man.
Speaker 1 (39:20):
Dogs can He was black, wrought your blue eyes. Myma
was tall. He didn't play no games.
Speaker 3 (39:26):
So my uncle went in the army nineteen sixty seven,
came home, got green break, had turned sideways and shit,
he gonna drive that cutlet My my grandad said, you
can't drive that Cutlets see you get some insure. My granddad.
My uncle said, I'm grown. My grand dad said, I
right there when you born. He said, well you ain't
driving that culture he gets a men shut. Ma said
(39:46):
I'm a driving away. My grandad said let me get
through eve in the potato potty. Then he tell me
how you feel. So I'm thinking that my uncle gonna
take his ass up. He just got out the army man.
My granddadd just slung their mother through the yard like
a lawnmower.
Speaker 1 (39:57):
No in uniform, uniform, and then he told him going
to how to get you so neat he didn't drive
that damn coming old school playing him all about that
that he laughed.
Speaker 3 (40:09):
He screamed that he about seventy eight. Now he last
he said, you remember that, I said, man may my
uncle was a trip. He had a white man.
Speaker 1 (40:15):
She was about did I mean six hundred pounds easy?
Speaker 2 (40:19):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (40:19):
He used the time up in the tree to try
to watch because he thought she was cheat. Real that
said that big agg girl ain't gonna go no h
to the kitchen.
Speaker 7 (40:28):
Little which uncle that war he said was short but
talking about the cook. Ain't tell him like your uncle
used to be with the US.
Speaker 1 (40:36):
Short man he was here. He was five feet tall,
and the nine eight in the waist look like looked
like an egg. Was that.
Speaker 3 (40:45):
Mama told me, don't make me take that bet off
and beat your head. I was thinking myself, she could
be in the middle of York and.
Speaker 5 (40:53):
Pull that.
Speaker 1 (40:58):
Still in the yard. I said, that's why it's very important.
Speaker 3 (41:12):
Like if you do have nieces and nephews, stay in
they life, man, cause it's so easy to get sidetracked
with his streets chit. And I'm gonna tell you they
been in jails every day. The locker and jail ain't
no play for me. I got my ex wife had
me locked up.
Speaker 4 (41:27):
Man.
Speaker 3 (41:27):
I was in that five days. It was a joking
that playing bass, good talk like he boost a comedy.
That's how long you been here? About eight months? I
got up moved to the Lord of guid them sided.
I didn't want it, boy, this moment. You too comfortable here, right,
But it's talented people in jail, But you don't need
to be in jail. I'm'a tell you, man, I knew
everybody that, everybody that was working in jail.
Speaker 1 (41:48):
I went to school with him. What you doing here?
She had me allowed to give me the bed number.
Speaker 3 (41:53):
You know what I'm saying. They called, but it was
they was bringing some guys in and there was a
young dude. He was young, and he was crying and
I walked beside him. I didn't even look at him.
I walk beside and I said, look at it, man,
I said, I don't know what you're here for it.
I said, I don't care. I said, what you need
to drive them tears up? I say, they see any
time of weakness, they gonna get you. I say, tighten up,
(42:15):
wipe your face, type, dry your tears, keep it moving.
He said, alright. He walking on, end up seeing it,
end up seeing him, and he thank me for that.
We don't joking, jail. They see you crying, you know.
Oh yeah, they thank you. Weak man out.
Speaker 5 (42:29):
Oh yeah, they gonna take a track.
Speaker 3 (42:30):
I wanna go downstairs with a girl. Wannak You know
I knew all the girl. I said, take more the
women at it. He said that you go in the where? Man,
the girls to rate me in there?
Speaker 5 (42:37):
Man, ain't?
Speaker 1 (42:38):
Yeah, they well they will, man. Wow, jail ain't for nobody. Man.
Speaker 5 (42:43):
Nah, I'm not for no real player.
Speaker 1 (42:44):
I not for no real player. Man. It's too much
money out here to be made.
Speaker 5 (42:47):
Man. Yeah, finance your literacy though, man, how you do it?
Speaker 8 (42:50):
Man?
Speaker 1 (42:51):
He just got it. Man.
Speaker 3 (42:51):
I don't blow money. I just know I I make
sure I take care of my family. I take care
of beers, and I just my wife always say why
you got so many cars? I said, well, you got
so many shit cause you ain't buying the motherfuckers.
Speaker 1 (43:02):
I'm buying long. It ain't nothing lacking at home. Yeah,
you shut the fuck up, but shut them from n
I don't brut down.
Speaker 3 (43:14):
See, I grew up not having nothing. So when you
get something, you got to really hold on to it.
You know, you got to take care of something you
never getting. People called the costole field. They're like, have
you ever ran by a car washing this motherfucker? Or
when you get gas can you throw the chicken the
trash at the gas man?
Speaker 5 (43:27):
That's how women to keep that caught up.
Speaker 1 (43:29):
Man, They don't fus crazy man.
Speaker 5 (43:31):
And let the kids do what I'm telling them too much.
Speaker 1 (43:35):
I'll ship funk around that personal.
Speaker 5 (43:40):
I'm like, bro, tell them throw the chicken like ship away.
Speaker 1 (43:42):
You know.
Speaker 3 (43:43):
But but you got to You got to teach your children. See,
my uncle taught me how to cook, my mom my
other unt taught me how to clean up. My other
untaught me how to watch clothes. My mama taught me
how to keep my ass clean. She said, I no
more wanting no steak of the air man. Facts, Man,
I was not taking a shower. My mama ran in
holdt got to watch heah, wait a minute, Now I'm seventeen.
Speaker 1 (44:02):
Yea't want to do two rags of one one big
ahead child, little dig slang.
Speaker 4 (44:07):
If he gleaned, no, you're crazy you to it?
Speaker 5 (44:20):
Many yeah man, yeah.
Speaker 1 (44:22):
Y'all, y y, you won a wife off for two.
Speaker 4 (44:24):
Now you one? My boy?
Speaker 1 (44:25):
Are you one? Then I din found out I got no,
I I get that in and I cleaned it back up.
I then found out you got don't see did y'all see?
On social media?
Speaker 3 (44:36):
This lady was forty two forty three and she started dating.
It brought up of twenty one and and then in
two thousand fifteen, and then two thousand seventeen they had
a child, and then two thousand nineteen they had a child,
and she finally realized the dude that she was dating
was the song she put up for adoption. No, she
was fucking her own son. MM found out at the
(44:58):
last minute they got two kid Togo, So he.
Speaker 11 (45:01):
The daddy brother Uh huh ah done brother Brody, Yeah,
you better cut this ship up.
Speaker 1 (45:13):
He gonna end up being his own branddad.
Speaker 10 (45:17):
Years all right, if he done have a son and
they had little brother.
Speaker 1 (45:25):
Fuck the world were living in have been doing that
shit it is, man. So you said you about to
do the special, y'all. I'm gonna do it later this year, man,
cause I definitely wanna come back and let you and
push you. But i'm'a do. It's gonna be me, and
it's gonna be mind. I'm creating it.
Speaker 3 (45:38):
I did it since in thirteen years My mother died
and uh, thirteen years ago, and I dedicated to her.
I don't know if y'all remember that, but I dedicated
to my mom. But let me take what's crazy. My
mother passed on a Monday. No, she passed on him
(45:59):
when so, but I had her funeral on a Monday.
I had to feel my show that Friday.
Speaker 1 (46:04):
Mm m m.
Speaker 3 (46:06):
I had to give it to him though, uh huh.
I gave it to him in Boston. Some things you
just gotta do. You gotta patch you got.
Speaker 1 (46:14):
People don't know.
Speaker 6 (46:15):
The comedians are the most traumatized people. We just gotta
find no way to laugh at our pain because we
know God got us and we know it's always gonna
be a better day.
Speaker 5 (46:24):
But that be our therapy lifter is good for the soulier.
They in that moment we forget that's right.
Speaker 3 (46:30):
See see a lot of people go to church. They
understand and after the Bible, said Mary Hart, it's just
like medicine. So marry me happy. If you keep yourself happy,
you heal yourself. You know, I used to be a
preacher back in the day.
Speaker 1 (46:42):
Talk your talk. I did, man, but God didn't call
him my ex wife, did you know? So? Uh? She
said you could do that. I said, I show. Yeah,
that's so stupid.
Speaker 5 (46:55):
I mean people.
Speaker 1 (46:56):
You had to Gates about fourteen. I I was getting
it to him. So he said about fok man.
Speaker 5 (47:10):
Cause lady coming short dollars all the time.
Speaker 1 (47:13):
Like I told you earlier.
Speaker 3 (47:14):
The guy that put me in a comedy, he w
he wrote my first say, he's just a joke about
the preacher baptized a dude.
Speaker 1 (47:19):
He dipped him. He kept dipping and said, do you
believe you know every type? He come up the dude coughing?
He said, do you believe he could coughing? Third time?
He said do you believe? He said, real, I believe
you trying to drown the sh out because you know,
you know I I used to hang out with preachers
for real, right, my cousin, old Jack Nade preacher. You
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know what I'm saying. He's hanging out with this other preacher.
I didn't know. The preacher carried a a pistol on
his ankle. It's sir, so he in the church shouting,
you know, not my holding church. He's shoying. The gun
fell on the floor and I said, rem He looked
at meself, put this floor. He said, thank you, Jesus
picked the gun up. The preacher something else you haven't
(48:02):
seen the constant preachers. Yeah, that is, but it's another
one now, Geno Jenny, Yeah, Geno.
Speaker 5 (48:10):
Gino, crazy man, man, I ain't saying that is in
a minute though.
Speaker 1 (48:12):
I ain't seen.
Speaker 6 (48:13):
What about that light skin dude, the light skinned dude
we reading out the Bible.
Speaker 5 (48:17):
The skinny one up.
Speaker 1 (48:23):
Saying that in church, that bigga slow man and people
support that.
Speaker 5 (48:31):
Yeah, that is.
Speaker 1 (48:34):
You haven't seen. Uh Kirmy is it Kirmy talking the
won't be screaming Thomas, Yeah, but yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5 (48:42):
What about a nigga with the spot uh the water
that doesn't look even Peter pop He looked even with
the prayer claw.
Speaker 1 (48:52):
Yeah, he got the water. The water he's sending to you,
and he said, yeah, the miracle warns Peter Pop.
Speaker 7 (48:59):
Why would they show had on bead t at three
in the morning because seeing that ship, what you do,
it's supposed to be.
Speaker 1 (49:07):
But I see that ship.
Speaker 3 (49:09):
It started coming on at lost the point in the
head and it had extremely black He died in there.
Speaker 2 (49:15):
Every week they're gonna raise this ship and be like,
it's not fucking water, it's PCP.
Speaker 5 (49:20):
And in that line too, I remember.
Speaker 4 (49:22):
When I got the miracle water and I opened up
my mailbox. It was four hundred dollars.
Speaker 5 (49:28):
I'm like, look at you, I.
Speaker 1 (49:29):
Feels and I got money to spark. What is spark?
Speaker 5 (49:35):
Well, we can't walk there now they walking this ship.
Speaker 1 (49:38):
I'm running. Yeah, I'm African preacher for the fron Mama.
Speaker 3 (49:44):
But do y'all know back in the day when they
were Indian days, you know, and any even when any smoked.
Speaker 1 (49:52):
The peace pipe. That's why you know they smoke weed, right, Yeah,
that was weed.
Speaker 5 (49:57):
Right.
Speaker 1 (49:57):
They see crazy ship, go tell running bull. You know.
Then they always named the kids by what they see
when they boring, So running the bull. They saw a bull.
I made that up, but it was good.
Speaker 4 (50:11):
I'm over here, like the.
Speaker 1 (50:16):
Indians made them cheap. You gotta watch what you say?
Do they watch that ship on the reservation? Yeah? What
they like to call themselves skins?
Speaker 3 (50:26):
Yeah, my trivel tattoo. Yeah, they wanna got that paper
they do, Yes, sir, I got Cherokey.
Speaker 1 (50:34):
What they do my tribal tattoo.
Speaker 5 (50:36):
But Cherokee is from East Coast. Uh skin tribe. It's
like the ones that that's lost and they like, I'm
an Indian.
Speaker 6 (50:44):
They like, well, you ain't really got no paperwork, so
who are you Cherokee?
Speaker 5 (50:48):
They cool?
Speaker 6 (50:49):
When I had to do the movie over there in Montana, Yeah, nigga,
we had skins in the movie, and we had like
forty different tribes.
Speaker 5 (50:57):
You know me, I'm a I asked questions.
Speaker 6 (50:58):
I don't give a fuck with God place my footsteps, said,
I gotta ask cause I gotta.
Speaker 5 (51:02):
I just gonna look at you and I ask, like
what that mean?
Speaker 1 (51:05):
Bruh?
Speaker 5 (51:06):
You feel me?
Speaker 1 (51:06):
Who are you? Where you from?
Speaker 6 (51:08):
They I'm talking about telling us the majority of 'em
migrated from Canada. Yeah, and they came down and it's
a lot of skins in Canada, but it up.
Speaker 4 (51:18):
But if a lot of people don't understand, don't look
they look like Mexicans.
Speaker 1 (51:24):
Yeah they do. That's because they are.
Speaker 4 (51:28):
That's what I want you to know.
Speaker 1 (51:29):
That's the thing about that. Everybody, we're all Mexican.
Speaker 5 (51:43):
They do.
Speaker 3 (51:44):
They'll put a roof on the house in one day
and they gonna start on another roof that same day.
Speaker 5 (51:49):
No gap. And let you know, I got three jobs there.
Speaker 1 (51:51):
At least get it set up for in the morning.
They get it set up by you.
Speaker 6 (51:54):
Ask one Mexican, he bring back eight you like old
l Look, everybody, no paper up.
Speaker 5 (51:57):
No one, I got it?
Speaker 1 (51:58):
You pay me? Yeah, I'm like, I'm going to give
you a hold. I don't say that. How much are
you serio sensitive and racist?
Speaker 5 (52:21):
The Mexicans fair rate Blacks and the Mexicans get along great.
Speaker 1 (52:27):
They're both good people. They're the best people, aren't They
learned that ship from Trump? We got the best Mexicans,
the best blacks.
Speaker 11 (52:39):
Give it up for American black.
Speaker 1 (52:48):
Trump where he came out and said, you know, the
blacks built this country. You know that, right, Yes, you
guys built this did a fantastic job.
Speaker 8 (53:00):
Yes, he said, you guys job yes, you know you
built this man, Donald Trumble, that motherfucker funny.
Speaker 5 (53:11):
Man, get Americans.
Speaker 4 (53:13):
What do you have to lose?
Speaker 5 (53:14):
I was like, ooh what he said that he knew
he was gonna win.
Speaker 7 (53:21):
How day he said, your school, your educational load of
crime waiters, African Americans?
Speaker 5 (53:26):
What do you have to lose?
Speaker 4 (53:29):
God damn said nigga the.
Speaker 10 (53:31):
C like you know he's gonna really be paying into
black people. Looking what Joe Blacken did. He fucked your
bitch and the click your clean. He listen to America
before it go broke.
Speaker 1 (53:47):
Like junk.
Speaker 4 (53:54):
That nigga.
Speaker 5 (53:54):
They have no stats with this ship.
Speaker 7 (53:56):
He just say this ship and that they ain't got
shipping the back it up or dang.
Speaker 1 (54:00):
At a record number. Nobody wants to say anything.
Speaker 5 (54:05):
They just need to have a fan right there.
Speaker 6 (54:06):
Every time you get on the police, you.
Speaker 1 (54:08):
Need to put a fan right Gotta suck him up.
He got a shangad.
Speaker 2 (54:14):
I like, how you say some of that, some of
that should be the truth, and then it'll be a
lad to end ye some ship that could never happen.
Speaker 10 (54:21):
You know, Dragons are eating people in record numbers.
Speaker 1 (54:26):
People are scared to go swimming. I'm gonna get people
back swimming.
Speaker 5 (54:31):
I'm gonna take care of it.
Speaker 1 (54:34):
The wife will be by him.
Speaker 5 (54:35):
Cheese like a boy.
Speaker 11 (54:37):
Donald Trump said the dragons are eating people and he's
gotta do something about him.
Speaker 1 (54:44):
I do those goddamn Hanvy part of.
Speaker 5 (54:45):
The movies look a little bit too real, you know
what I mean.
Speaker 1 (54:49):
It's right there in the movies, right in the movies.
Speaker 2 (54:54):
Right there in the movies, they're doing magic and dragons
are eating paper.
Speaker 1 (54:58):
But we know he's gonna take cause you say he
was really did they believe it?
Speaker 5 (55:03):
M boy? Let me tell you something. I remember. I
don't know where the fuck we was at. Some white
woman just got raged out.
Speaker 1 (55:11):
Of nowhere and just got on the phone.
Speaker 5 (55:13):
I'm literally behind the car waiting on my people to
get out of the car.
Speaker 1 (55:15):
So I'm saying my mind and my bites, it's a
beautiful day.
Speaker 5 (55:18):
They bitch got behind her car, was on the.
Speaker 1 (55:19):
Phone like yeah, and Donald Trump, he's the past.
Speaker 5 (55:23):
What Obama do?
Speaker 4 (55:24):
I said, bitch, fuck you?
Speaker 1 (55:25):
She said, I'm calling nine one one.
Speaker 5 (55:28):
I said, I didn't say nothing that youre.
Speaker 1 (55:32):
Started with me. That's how it be. Though I got
the fuck, I don't.
Speaker 5 (55:35):
Though I was scared of here.
Speaker 3 (55:38):
I get make the car out of calling for you know,
you know Obama, he's at home chilling.
Speaker 5 (55:43):
Man, he ain't standing that ship.
Speaker 1 (55:45):
I ain't standing the damn sounds in Asspel, North Carolina.
Yeah that way, and yeah, and he chilling like a villa.
He gonna call you.
Speaker 5 (55:53):
He gonna be like, why did you tell him?
Speaker 1 (55:54):
I stayed in that years before we get out of here.
Speaker 2 (55:58):
You gotta give us, give us the secret just staying
in the game thirty five.
Speaker 1 (56:03):
Hey, what it is secret is just staying consistent. Yeah,
staying true to yourself and true to the people. Cause
when people love.
Speaker 3 (56:10):
You, they gonna come see you. They gonna come see
every single time. And just keep a level ahead.
Speaker 1 (56:17):
Don't lose your mind. Fuck y'all, Fuck all y'all. Dad,
don't got time to do that. Just hey, thank you,
have a great night. We'll see you next time. You
know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (56:26):
If people gonna come see you, man five, people come
see me all the time, man, just from years and
years and years and year, and they gonna support you.
Just stay consistent, stay humble.
Speaker 5 (56:35):
You the greatest man.
Speaker 1 (56:36):
Yeah, but get that money, baby, m here you turn
out and you know where we ad in uh new spots.
I like it. Man, that's your first time over here.
Speaker 5 (56:46):
Like it.
Speaker 1 (56:46):
Don't let it be your last. It won't be. Man.
Speaker 3 (56:48):
I'm'a come back man cause i'm'a promote my DVD when
I do it. Man, I have to decide what i'm'a
do with that. But i'm'a do more than thirty minutes.
Most of these gotta doing thirty minutes. I'm'a get it
to 'em. Come on, i'm'a get it to 'em. And
I've been half the role now, so it's gonna be good.
Speaker 5 (57:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (57:02):
There you having, folks, eighty five self show, Bruce, Bruce.
We have to help. Let's take a picture, Let's do
it for the memories. We gotta do this. I gotta
get my cheers.
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