November 14, 2025 • 47 mins
Comedian Gary Owen joins the 85 South Show podcast for a hilarious conversation. The episode features anecdotes about his career and personal life, including stories from the stand-up circuit and his time in the Navy.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Now you got to tell them when they come fix
your mike, they'll get handsy sometimes.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Now he'll fuck you, kill you up right in the
middle of the show.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
I can't wait. I can't wait talk about I've been
waiting to tell this story on this podcast for about
the dude in Oakland, the DeMarcus cousins. So when we did,
we filmed it. Oh, you don't even know the story.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
If I can't wait to.
Speaker 4 (00:28):
Tell me about thirty second word right quick, then I
don't need bus of pipper.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
And that's all there. You go. See Gary, we don't
listen to music over here. It's a pivot on me.
I like it. Build, Thank you, that got the little
look get talked right. Yeah, he's from Ohio. They don't
funk it.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Who's Collins?
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Come on, come on, Ohio players, high players.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Yeah, tack nine Mamo. The family's from Cleveland. Oh really Yeah,
you can't get boned.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Bone on the music side too.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
You I did it during COVID.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
He've been out there. This is motherfucker got a whole
town bro.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Yeah, Yellow Springs. Yeah, we used to go to summer
camp there. Uh, when I was in sixth grade. Every
year we went through Uh, what the hell is it
called camp current? Uh, I can't remember the of it.
Who went out there for a week.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
Dave Chappelle got a whole town, bro, They got a
dispensary and everything.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
It is like a camp.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
It is nice white people everywhere you look, and you
know your black ass is only there to see Dave Chappelle, funny.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Did you notice what I did?
Speaker 2 (01:43):
It?
Speaker 3 (01:43):
It was election year. That was the Trump Biden twenty
twenty year.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Soon as you go up to the highway, it's chump, chump, chump, chump, chump, chump,
chump Trump and soon and yellow springs, it's Black Lives Matter.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
In the rainbow flegs.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
Yeah, definitely rainbow.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
They their little oasis got damn.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
It's like a bubble had a rainbow American flag over there.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Hmhmm.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
Some strange ship. Now get before we even get into this,
come god, fuck with the cars heavy and recently discovered
you got a whole ass.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Don't got here, that's yours.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Now one.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
I was right fronting on Instagram.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Front line because you can't believe everything on the internet.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Believe it. This Geary owns car. It was like a
seventy three in Paula.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
I think that was Russell Peter's car and I was
driving it and I take a picture, like the mind
that Russell Peter.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
You don't even you own all the car blocks like
gear yeah, yeah, yeah, you know how the market because.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
I you know, Russell is so generous, you know Russell. Yeah,
if you go out to LA and you're cool with them,
we'll just be like, stay at the house, what car
you want?
Speaker 2 (03:00):
I don't know him like that. No, I didn't don't
like that either.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
I called him to be on my podcast. He said,
when you're coming out, I go, you know, Thursday, let's say,
And he was, all right, he's re staying a hotel.
You man, stay at the house. This man at the
house and hitting hill like right next to the Kardashians.
So I was like all I saw was hitting hells.
I see I prist stay there. Yeah, this huge house
he was. It was by himself because he just broke
(03:28):
up with this girl at the time and we're just chilling.
He literally like all right, he had like five cars.
He was taking one, so I took the dunk.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Bring my car back.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
Then I thought you had then dropped a quarter mill
on the oh borrowed it.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
He didn't take it to car shows and everything. You
don't want to show somebody else.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
I'm gonna go back and find and post them and
send it to you because I was like, I did
not know he sucked with those schools sixers and everything.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
I can lie.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
I didn't want to get in the conversation to ask
me about spark plugs. Man, Welcome back to the eighty
five South.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
Got a got a very special guest in the house
with us today. He's been threatening to come for five years.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Oh g man, he said, I was. I didn't put
him on the show. I was like, I didn't fucking
know you would come on here. I knet we would
come probably. I ain't no.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
I thought even be like, no, I ain't fucking with
that because we just be over here talking ship like
we do you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
We don't let nobody go to bath room no more.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
You just gotta hold it.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
You just gotta hold it. Now. I wouldn't let nobody
go to the bathroom, but none other than the Larry
mister Gary.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
On, No, No, we do that that, Yeah, we do that.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Trimps Crogus, Crogers, Joe Burrows exactly.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Man.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
You know black people, we love to make some ship plure.
Yeah you do, yeah, man, And then your ship is specific,
it's open. We know a lot of Owens.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
We don't know now Owens, Jesse Owen, Canni can.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
But that's we got.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Well, it's Clive Owen, the English actor. You know, you
know if you know, you've been in a lot of movies.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Uh stand steady, you've been in some other stuff to us.
Don't make you think I'd be watching since city. Hey man,
that's the only thing I can think of about.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Gary.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Welcome to the trip, man, Thank you, how you been good?
I feel safe. You are safe. It was good here.
It's quarter fact around here. We got some of that ship.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
I make sure I came during the day.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Yeah, this is Antonio Bendetti's couch. We flipped that bitch over.
All the guns under that bitch.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
It's exciting what you meant by that, it's all.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
They're not just they're not just loose under that. It fitted.
I was like, damn to the bottom of that, over
to the door.
Speaker 4 (06:04):
Then we just get to pulling out all kind of
yolks and stalks sprayed that do that you was in
the military for a long ass time six six years
Ye Navy.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
And you said that's where you kind of like started
sucking with the jokes and ship.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
I knew I want to be a comedian. I sai't
know how you did it.
Speaker 4 (06:25):
That was my dilemma too, because I was from a
small lass down and wen't have no Yeah, we have
no entertainers for real, like other than like motherfuckers who
would go and play you know, music at like a
bar or some ship.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
They were like the big stars.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
Nobody came through.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
Nobody came nobody only for people who came through. And
my my whole step there was like Morgan Freeman was
a regular. He owned a lot of ship in Mississippi.
It's a cool story about him too that he actually
went to John didd to buy two of those big
ass tractors, like the big seven hundred thousand dollars tractors,
(06:59):
and he was just walking around and.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Nobody will help him.
Speaker 4 (07:01):
So he went across the street and they and he
bought two of them and was like, fuck y'all, it
was John did and they whatever their competitor is, he
went over there and bought some ship.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Well, I mean, whoever make tracks. It's the number two
and every.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Like what is the number two?
Speaker 4 (07:18):
Don't know, but they read they John Dee is green
and these motherfuckers is read.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Okay, So that that was a cool. Uh.
Speaker 4 (07:25):
But he was a regular because he's he's big into like,
you know, not the politics of Mississippi, but like the
representation and.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
You know the they have like a blues bar.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
Yeah, he got some ship down there. I think he
from around Clarksdale Way. He from the depth of over
that way.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Where are you from? I'm from Oxford, the bog that's
Old miss.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
That's where everything's eighteen months pur.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Something, right, Yeah, Archie Man.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
It was speed Oxford, Ohio.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
Speedland at Old Miss is eighteen to honor Archie Man, right,
Like around the campus it's just they changes.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Okay instead of twenty. Yeah okay, but if you go twenty,
they ain't.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
But if you go thirty there you go thirty, they
on your ass. Yeah. Yeah, but like I said, he
was a regular around Oxford.
Speaker 4 (08:13):
John Grisham, the author, the author from Yeah, Jurassic I
wouldn't know what he looks like.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Time to kill cool white dude, coolest fuck that.
Speaker 4 (08:22):
Yeah, he used to let us have baseball practice in
his yard like all of when we were like because
he got a son.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
That's my age.
Speaker 4 (08:28):
He was in our class, so he got the big
ass all these acres and he would let us come
out and you know, play baseball at their house and shit.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
And Charles Barkley came through randomly.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
We were at school one day and Charles Barkley showed
up and gave these speeches to all the kids and
gave everybody a T shirt.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
You can still see them t shirts around the Oh
Bennison when he started touring. He came through.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
But we ain't really get a whole lot of people
through that. We get a lot of like white celebrities
like that one lady. You ever seen Chasing Amy? I
know the show, you know, the movie Chasing Amy.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
What makes you think I would have seen Chasing because
I know you've.
Speaker 4 (09:05):
Seen Look up the clerks, you know Clerks, Kevin Smith. Yeah,
that white girl with the funny boy. She live in Oxford.
Now yeah, she's late.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Uh she was Amy in the movie Chinese Finger Trip.
Speaker 4 (09:21):
That's whom.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
She live in.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
Chasing Amy. Where's the cast her?
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Yep?
Speaker 4 (09:32):
Joey Lauren Adams, yep, Eli Manning lived in Oxford.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
He went old.
Speaker 4 (09:38):
Yeah, he was drunk as he liked them beers. So
you were saying comedy. You always knew that that was
gonna be a thing. Like how did you how did
you get started with it? Was it just like funny dude.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
In the Yeah, class clown, most of noxious in high school?
I dig it upset because prom king, but they didn't
vote me most likely to be famous, and they voted
this guy named Chris Jones.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
But the prom king ain't never the one who's like most.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
Likely to be about class clown and most obnoxious.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
So you felt like stacking these awards and you.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
Got you like us going, I was really one of
the most likely to be famous, don't take all of them.
And then they went to this guy named Chris Jones.
He was going to Air Force Academy. So I remember
I pulled him beside it like this. I was like, uh,
you know, pops on famous when they wreck that up.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
Still alive? He famous? Shout out Chris Jones. There go
right there.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
I'm sure he watches.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Man.
Speaker 4 (10:44):
You got the strangest relationship with the Breakfast Club. Why
it's like every time you go on there, like they
give you ship. They make fun of everything you got
going on. I can tell some of that shit be
bothering you a little bit.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Noah, it's funny. All content.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
I tell everybody all my beefs are fake on the internet.
I don't take none of it serious. Everything everything I
say is just content. They come in because they make
funy about the Netflix thing. Been told no so many
times they tell you, they say, uh, are, it's our
budget is done for the year.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
We gotta get it there.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
It's always the same answer. It's like this, I only
think they're watching it. It's fine, that's crazy. Yeah, I'm like,
the only thing I'm doing not now is waiting on them,
because there's been two times they got me where they
had me on waiting for like four or five months
on the answer and then they just say no, and
I'm going.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Right, well, right, do you even give it?
Speaker 3 (11:45):
Not anymore? They're in the beginning, like five six years ago,
because it's almost like everybody was at the birthday party,
but you wouldn't invite it. You're after the war, Like yo,
I'm happy for everybody gets them. I'm going, you know,
is what it is. I gotta funny story about this.
This guy okay, he's ever heard it. So twenty nineteen,
de Marcus Cousins did a special Yeah Yeah Amazon, So
(12:11):
he went up right before me, right, And I don't
ever really watch anybody. I'm on them shows like that,
stay in my dress room because I've seen comedians psyight
themselves out if somebody's killing right. But you gotta go
up five minutes before you go up because you're up next, right,
So I go up and Carlos up there, he's killing him.
My first joke was his last joke, and I went
(12:33):
talking about fucking sweating Bloa. In Oakland, they always say
hella you, hella funny, you, Hella slow, you, Hella.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Good, he goes man.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
You motherfuckers out here use hella for everything. And I'm like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no no no, that's my fucking here. And it was
it was so bad. That was gonna be my first joke.
You know, you guys in the bay, Hella means everything,
and it's like you had to be there. He didn't
(13:04):
take it from me. I saw me do it, so
I wasn't thinking like, oh, somebody told him. I was
like this, I go it's just one of the things.
Comedians thinking like, you got a reposition?
Speaker 2 (13:11):
What fuck me?
Speaker 3 (13:12):
Dude, especially only got like five ten minutes. I think
we got ten fifteen minutes on that show, and my
shit was like, say it wrapped the bat open, hell
of funny, hella slow, and then I had a call
back at the end and I go, well, fuck the
beginning of ends fucked right now went They're like, yeah,
I just.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Got into it.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
I figured I figured it out, but it took me
like two minutes. It was like a standing eight count.
I'm like and somebody said they look.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
It out in real time. You figured it out on stage?
Speaker 3 (13:43):
Yeah, Because somebody said, was you nervous? I go, nah,
carlos Man, he said this hell of choke and they
was like this because you was flying the first two minutes.
Was like trying to get that laugh.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
You know.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
I was like this, but it wasn't knock on him.
There was just funny because I was going when I
saw it happy because you motherfuckers in Oakland man, you
said you hell, we got hell of girls, we got
hello weed. I was like this, Okay, there goes the
callback at the end, there goes the first joke.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Yeah, damn, my big it happens.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
Man, Fine, then you say some ship that got them on,
like they was on your ass.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
You said the wrong football team.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
Is no, no, That's where I transitioned. I said, you
got Raider fans of forty Niner fans the Raider. And
as soon as I said that the Raiders just like Raiders,
they wouldn't shut up, And I was just the joke
was you could die at a Raider game.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
You know, readers like.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
If you wear a frouncle Joe's the fucking stab you.
I was like, it's fucking Tim Tebow, protected my christ
and like a Nighter fans ain't gangster. And that's when
they started booing in a fun way, well like like
fucker we gangst to two, like why do you why
are you acting like that's a good thing?
Speaker 2 (15:02):
Right right right?
Speaker 3 (15:04):
You can't get stabbed in their stadiums next to six Flags.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
I always stay away from teams because that ship is
so touchy. It is fact. But we were in fucking
Boston and DC was like, fuck the Patriots, all of
them was up there. I was like, why did you
do that?
Speaker 3 (15:21):
I know because that's mostly white dudes on the Patriots.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
When Brady was there, No, they weren't there. The other
ones it was there.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
Was about to d lin.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Yeah, but you know, but they know why. He said
that you can't be from Atlanta and yeah they get it.
They got all They would be crazy but bad.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
Who's your jam Pittsburgh Smucker?
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Here?
Speaker 4 (15:44):
Man?
Speaker 3 (15:45):
It still is man, I'm Bengals fan. You had a
Browns fan, Cincinnati baby Joe Burrow.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Why wouldn't they have they ever been?
Speaker 3 (15:52):
They went to super Bow three years ago. What you're
talking about?
Speaker 2 (15:54):
You mean when they didn't win?
Speaker 3 (15:56):
I'm saying they went fu.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Does that mean? Man?
Speaker 3 (15:58):
You dude?
Speaker 2 (16:01):
What you hell? A negative? You right now? The Bengals?
You hella loyal?
Speaker 1 (16:09):
Like?
Speaker 2 (16:09):
What made what made you like that? I grew up there?
But that you they weapon been good in your lifetime?
Yeah they were.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
They Boomer scized s Nicky Woods. That doesn't mean ship
the super Bowl twice when I was growing.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
They keep going.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
They got to win. They will bring me back next year.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
They're not going bring back next Who plays for the Bengals.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
Joe Burrow, Jamar Chase and Daggins White White.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Wool We that's not enough, motherfuck. He's winning.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Man.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
There's not enough people to win the super bunk that's whatever.
I don't like how y'all doing my cousin should do
up there. I don't like this.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
I don't get it's Ohio, that's the whole different team.
You don't give the fuck. Oh my god, Georgia tech.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
Like I don't.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
I don't like how you motherfuckers did a j green.
I forgot Georgia yellow jacket.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
Yeah, but sh it's still somebody should make a call.
This is bullshit. Watch what you talking about? The door, Yeah,
because they let him play that first game. No, because
they fucked and fucked all.
Speaker 4 (17:08):
His money up and drafted them all late eating they
knew he was better than was already rich Am, I'm
giving a fucking fout there. You're gonna get to decide
when a motherfucker go because they already got money. If
you think about it, though, he treat him different because.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
He got ready and ship.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
It was really only like six teams that were passing
on him, like most of the teams weren't terms five times.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
Yeah, but he was like the sixth round, fifth, fiftieth, eighth.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
We didn't realize, you know, uh, Kansas City wasn't gonna
take him.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
That was out of the question.
Speaker 3 (17:41):
So when they passed, it's not really passing quarterback. They
don't need a quarterback, right, They're acting like the whole
NFL passing, But really it was five teams that needed
a quarterback, So it really wasn't like thirty two teams
passed on him. It was like the five you know
what I mean.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
It's fine.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
Yeah, folks watching the suppos was watching deep into the
I was like the woman to smoke some weed.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
Yeah, you need calm down.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
No, I was. I was because I know you didn't
smoke weed like this.
Speaker 3 (18:08):
You need to bring it down a little bit.
Speaker 4 (18:10):
You're right, Yeah, I just know you didn't Mississippi slow paced, cool,
But I don't understand why you don't smoke weed.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
You a comedian.
Speaker 3 (18:19):
I tried it a couple of times. Just hurt my throat.
I set myself up for that. Man, Man, I got
damn because that's something hurting your throat. That's raspy hurting
(18:40):
when you secured your sexuality.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
And you know, if you don't go that way, you
could say something like that.
Speaker 4 (18:46):
You stared to say my next brother, and man, you know,
I do a lot of research and ship and I
heard sir.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
You say that the motherfucker you had opening for you
did some dirty ship and told on you.
Speaker 3 (18:59):
Yeah, yeah, thirty monthfucker. You can see him at a
coffee shop near you.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
Damn, I don't even know who it is.
Speaker 3 (19:07):
That's my point.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
You never will, that's the opener.
Speaker 3 (19:12):
So when I got when I got divorced, we was
a mediation and my ex we're pretty pretty cordial. And
she just goes, Gary, I know about some of the girls,
and she was wrong about ninety percent, but ten percent
she was right right, not that there was one hundred,
just a percentage percentage wise. She named off this name.
(19:35):
She goes, I know about Boom, and I went, wait
a minute, there was only one motherfucker on the planet
and knew about her. And then he told her that
he got fired because I found out he was sleeping
with this girl behind my back. I didn't know he
was sleeping with her either, So not only did he
tell on me, he was when I fired him, he
(19:58):
was for you on stage.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
And with this whole Yeah, damn, that's crazy, and we.
Speaker 3 (20:04):
Knew, we listened. I want to know pretense. I was
the only one with her. Everybody she was, she was,
she was cool like that. She was she was good people,
she was friendly. But I'm like, but one, are you
going behind my back?
Speaker 2 (20:19):
I say, sopranos, you die for that ship. So he
went behind your baby twice.
Speaker 3 (20:24):
That was why I didn't kill him. I killed his career, dame,
so he'll never blow up ever.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
Damn. I was older. The second he gets a little, he.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
Come out.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
Damn, Jared, that's fun doing like camera. That was a
good idea.
Speaker 3 (20:46):
I'm not paying him seventy fived.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
No, no, no, that's so fucking lame man, lame to
like so tell you that was my boy. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (20:57):
I let him go in twenty eighteen. She got as
a divorce happened in two thousand and twenty one.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
It started start talking to you on Instagram. That ship
was said, I was all right, you know what I'm saying.
Like when you was like rebuilding the relationship with your
kids and ship that said, okay, thanks. I was like, damn,
let's talk. Let's talk about foot again. I like how
what sport ended up going? You get what I'm saying.
It's like, hey, we rebuilding, We're back talking. And I
(21:25):
was like that last one was heavy when I saw
you when you went to the graduation or some shit.
He was like, chill, see my baby.
Speaker 3 (21:33):
Oh yeah, my daughter, Yeah, but I ain't gonna go
over there.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
And I was like, damn, I respectful.
Speaker 3 (21:37):
Yeah, she graduated from A and T and I went.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
And then they was like, but you did something that
you don't see.
Speaker 4 (21:43):
A lot of men do though, Like you never gave up,
like you kept pursuing, like you kept being there.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
Even when you weren't there the way you wanted to be.
Speaker 4 (21:52):
It still meant a lot that Like later on down
the lot in the grass scheme of things, ye.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
You still's go yeah, y'all.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
I think, well, it's also you got to tell men
to like when you get a divorce, you know, don't
lash out on the baby mama because the kids see that.
You can't lash out. And behind closed doors when you're
with your close friends and then you can drop whatever
you want. But on social media, it's like now when
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you know what I learned through all that was like
the Internet is not real life. When when I say
I was locked up at the Four Seasons in Baltimore
for two weeks, I was under Mohammed Shabbaz because the
processor was trying to serve me. So I was hiding, right,
and they knew. They knew I was lying because when
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I ordered breakfast, I get bacon and eggs. I like, what, mohamma,
you know I'm two weeks, I'm in the I'm in
the hotel. I'm all I'm doing is reading. Every couple
of days, a new blow all comes out. Everybody knows
why we're getting the worries, getting dragged by everybody.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
And then as a man, you don't get to tell
yo sad. You just kind of get it take it.
Speaker 3 (23:08):
Yeah. But the first show in Baltimore, I'm gonna say you,
about forty five minutes, I ain't lying. I got on
stage like, how are these people are going to react
to me? And then it was nothing but love. And
then about forty five minutes in this lady in the
back just shlled I love your little cheating ass. I go,
you don't know how bad I hear that. Right now,
it just hit me, like the hardcore fans and the
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people that really fuck with you just and you guys
know on the internet people dragging you, but you never
see in real life.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
They don't never see people who do that. They don't
buy tickets to shot that part. They don't leave out
the house.
Speaker 3 (23:46):
I got to tell my guys. Now, I got my
guys that are on the road with me, and they'll
get all flustered with a comment or a post. I go, dude,
worry about the people that come see you live. If
somebody comes to you live, it makes a comment like
send you a message like I enjoy this, didn't enjoy this?
You paid to see me. I'll have a back and forth.
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I've had a lot of back and forth with fans,
and then it turns into something positive at the end,
like well, you know, I'm still gonna come see you.
Nothing like that joke, you know what I mean? But
they paid to see me. If he was going off
something you saw the internet because you respond.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
To him, and that's all they wanted was the response.
They'll back down the media if you was gonna say
anything like bro.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
But the Baltimore Comedy Factory, that's a rough ass room.
Speaker 3 (24:32):
That's one of my favorites. What do they do.
Speaker 4 (24:35):
They usually fight on your weekend because you know they're
gonna have at least one fight.
Speaker 3 (24:40):
Oh no, I don't have that.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
I have at least one I think I got.
Speaker 3 (24:43):
I must have the uncles of the people going to your.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
Do a three show Saturday.
Speaker 4 (24:48):
Yeah, that second show, that's what all the fighters be
really hell yeah, I know.
Speaker 3 (24:53):
I'm getting older because my third shows at four.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
When they say you want to.
Speaker 3 (24:58):
Add, I'm adding I hate down the show facts. Every
time I had shows down, they're like four o'clock. I'm
what happened the midnight sigal No, no, no, your fans
aren't awakening. Yeah, so I prefer the at four o'clock show. Now,
I'm like, all right, I'm still back in my room.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
I mean, you know that midnight show on three notes,
like that ship is on your ass, like you feel
all of them first two shows.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
Like, yeah, I was. I wanted to ask you this.
Speaker 4 (25:25):
I know you've been playing most like all black rooms forever.
You ever play all white rooms and be like, what
the fuck is going on? Nah?
Speaker 3 (25:35):
There was all white Yeah, all the time there.
Speaker 4 (25:38):
Was around out you're a single agent. You got a
white little bit a little bit. I thought you just
being the hood ship around. Let me find out you
a mainstream.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
If myself, They come right for your fun right after
that brogan.
Speaker 3 (25:59):
No, I do I do remember when I first started
doing stand up. I was doing all the quote unquote
black nights in LA. So that's Fat Tuesday, mo Bed
of Mondays, Chalking Sundays, and even on the weekends, I
was doing like Mavericks Flat and and all the places
and comptons, so to speak. So I do remember when
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I started getting more white people at my shows, I go, oh, ship,
my act I gotta I gotta work this so everybody
gets my jokes.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
I can't work for you personally.
Speaker 3 (26:31):
Now it doesn't matter. Now it doesn't man. And in
the beginning, you know, a lot of my actors is
trying to You're just trying to get women, so like
how peopleful black women are. So it's like, you know
what I mean, just trying to get something after the show,
hopefully right right, dance to something little child.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
Say no, no, no, no no. You see, I was
my jail today. I just did that years three minutes.
Speaker 3 (27:10):
When I came out to Desey Child. The women loved it,
and I was not a threat to the men anymore.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
Like yeah, dance the whole dance the whole thing.
Speaker 4 (27:21):
But what was your experience like hosting comic view, because
that's totally different pace of just like doing the weekend
or doing the night bro.
Speaker 3 (27:28):
You you were the host, Well, you know when I hosted.
The year before I hosted, it was the contest. They
only had like thirty of us. Maybe they only accepted
thirty comics. There was three in episode, and you would
win your episode and you moved on to the next round.
It's just the stars lined up like I kept winning
(27:48):
my rounds. You win four rounds, then you get a
half hour special. It was an hour special, but you
only had to do forty two minutes because there was
a lot of commercials dance, so it really was forty
two minutes you filmed it. So when I became the
host is when they opened it up. No longer a contest,
and that's because death Jam went away. So death Jam
(28:09):
was the longer round. So it made comic few different
than deaf Jam was. Comedy was a contest. Death Jam
was just a showcase. Deaf Jam goes away, Comedy's like, oh,
we can be the showcase now, and that's when they
opened up like three hundred comics. So the year I hosted,
Oh my God, like you look back and granted there
was two hundred and eighty five comeds. You never heard
of but Epps. Yeah, Kat Williams, Monique, everybody was on
(28:34):
that season, that d Ray, everybody was coming on that
year that we didn't know they was going to be
who they are, you know what I mean. It was wild,
but they were just honestly, it was just like I
would just go up there with Ronaldo Ray.
Speaker 2 (28:47):
That's a legend, man.
Speaker 3 (28:48):
Yeah, we have so much fun.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
I'm so glad we got to meet Ronaldo the Unris
the weekend when it was on Marietta Street. You remember.
Speaker 4 (29:01):
He said all the comics around and he bought everybody
drinks and he just told us all these old ass
stories and it was just one of the coolest thing
because it didn't have to you know what.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
He would take me.
Speaker 3 (29:11):
We would get done film and comic view and he'd
take me to like like some training day ship. We
show up at some building in l a that had
a gate and like he hit a buzzer in the morning,
gate open. You came back and then you go back
there and it was like Dolomite Richard where we at
(29:34):
some young girls. Everybody had champagne blessed old repers, yeah,
stand out, and then he crossed his legs and they
were like, this is my young dude.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
Man.
Speaker 3 (29:46):
We had that TV show together, Come on down Riches.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
You know.
Speaker 3 (29:50):
I just like, I didn't say ship. I would just
sponge on the wall.
Speaker 2 (29:54):
I was like that, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (29:56):
And it's the good thing about something like when all
those stuff, their stories were true, they weren't.
Speaker 2 (30:01):
Lying, you know. Okay.
Speaker 3 (30:03):
The last time I worked with him was at the
Emerald Queen Casino in Tacoma, Washington, and he fell off
the stage. I'll never forget it. The Indians there was like,
you can't drink. Well, we're not only drinks every show, right,
He drinks his champagne on stage, so he drunk the champagne,
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drank too much. He was telling a joke, bro, and
just fell. He rolled back up, finished the joke.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
Champagne never spilled.
Speaker 4 (30:39):
You just saw a glass up and then he rolled
back up and went.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
And then I told that are not kidding, can't roll
back up? And I told that there.
Speaker 3 (31:00):
Was my last time talking to him.
Speaker 2 (31:01):
I said those stories because Richard, he saw.
Speaker 3 (31:06):
That was the last time I talked to him. I
think he saw he knew something to clearly that I didn't,
because he was reminiscent about all his contemporaries had passed away.
Remember we got something to eat for the show, and
he was talking about Red Fox and I was the
meetings and he was like, he's like, yeah, I'm the
only one left. Everybody gone. Man. It was almost like
he was coming to grips, like, I don't have much time.
(31:27):
But I think he passed away probably two years three
years later. Yeah, very surely after that because he was
sick for a while. I think he had a stroke. Yeah,
he was kind of down.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (31:37):
Red Fox was definitely his guy, because that's the drinks
that he bought everybody.
Speaker 2 (31:41):
He made everybody drink Grandma Yer and orange juice is
what we used to drink. That was in LA That
was in Atlanta, Atlanta.
Speaker 4 (31:53):
I heard you say somewhere that you got to You
was performing one night and you ain't know Richard Pride
was in the crowd.
Speaker 3 (31:59):
Yeah, well no, we knew he was.
Speaker 2 (32:02):
He was sick.
Speaker 3 (32:03):
This is before the Kings of Comedy, so this is
probably ninety eight and uh right. They had a comics
store and they said Richard's coming, and I was like,
and everybody was, you know, he said on his booth,
had his two people with him, and they told all
the comics, no pictures, don't go up to him. He
just wants to sit and watch the show. And so
all right, I get off stage. One of Richard's guys
(32:25):
going and said, Richard wants to meet you, and I
was like, all right, so I go sit down, and
two things happened that was funny. One he asked to
get a picture with me, and I was like, all right,
I said, well can I can I get my camera
so I can remember it, this before iPhones and all
that shit, right right, and I'll.
Speaker 2 (32:45):
Be right back.
Speaker 3 (32:46):
I run to my truck because I had like the
yellow right in La. You don't even know who you
gonna be, and I'm young in the game. I come
back with my camera. That fucking security guard lifted me up.
We said, no pictures, I go, he asked me, and
Richard was so soft, and he goes, it's why you know.
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He was sick, but he was still coherent, and then
he whispered in my ear. He goes, you're funny. He goes,
don't ever change, and I was like, I was like
the last dragon, like the gold over. I'm like the
blow right, Yeah, why am I watching Oprah?
Speaker 2 (33:24):
Two?
Speaker 3 (33:24):
Three years later, Monique's on Oprah and Oprah goes, when
did you know, Monique?
Speaker 2 (33:30):
When did you know you have it?
Speaker 3 (33:31):
She goes, well, I had a show and Richard Prior
was in the audience, and after the show, Richard pulled
me aside and whisper it in my ear.
Speaker 2 (33:39):
Don't change, don't have a change. I go, what's this?
Speaker 3 (33:45):
So you got some whack comedians? That's like, I'm not
gonna change.
Speaker 4 (33:48):
Richard told me, I'm not saying that Monique is one
of No. No, I'm not saying you do not have
the Internet in it.
Speaker 2 (33:55):
Yeah. Yeah, I told her story before, but I'm not
like this.
Speaker 3 (33:58):
I was going, I'm sing her watching Oprah.
Speaker 2 (33:59):
Got No.
Speaker 3 (34:00):
It's kind of like when you was on stage in Oakland.
No no, no, no, no, beause at that point I
was like this, that's my open shuit. I'm saving it for.
Speaker 2 (34:09):
Change everybody. Yeah, crazy though that might be. I just
wanted to never funk over the next commedian.
Speaker 3 (34:15):
You know, he could have just told me Aboutique that too,
you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (34:18):
It could have been just.
Speaker 4 (34:20):
Remember we were the last two to show up at Oakland.
We had that long ass being rad.
Speaker 3 (34:24):
Yeah, I think you were tired, I said, I talk
on my podcast. I go the comedians don't realize other
comedians could be tired because I was on ten because
I lived there, so I wasn't tired. He got off
the plane. I think he went to sound check and
you was checked out. You know that's want to go
to the room.
Speaker 2 (34:40):
Doing the sound check. It's kind of hard, could it be?
It's either up or down? Usually up? Facts not fucking
showing up at two thirty. Good the fucking soundcheck. I
sound the same way everywhere I go. Yeah, that was
a parent.
Speaker 3 (34:54):
You don't want to be there.
Speaker 2 (34:58):
Because I don't want to go.
Speaker 3 (35:01):
I'm trying to have a conversation with Carlos and every
answer is like yeah, nah, where are you coming from
another state?
Speaker 2 (35:11):
I was, you know, how did you get here?
Speaker 3 (35:16):
It's like that, all right, we don't see tonight. But
he was tired talking on my podcast, and I talked
about said, man, sometimes comedians we can get in our
own heads because it's like, hey, what the funk out
of the Carlos Like, That's what I'm saying. But it's funny.
That's why I like podcasts, especially because I do a
lot of them. By myself, like you will have a
self therapy session because I sat there and realized, oh,
(35:39):
he didn't do nothing because he was just tired from
the flight. But there's some comedians that some people be like, man,
I don't like Carlos, I don't give.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
Quiet.
Speaker 3 (35:50):
I don't like them mind his.
Speaker 2 (35:51):
Own business man.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
And then there's some people you meet and you like, oh, man,
hes dolphins, and then you talking to somebody else and
he's like, no, that's how they are, and then you like,
and then you get around them another time you're like, oh,
they not staying office. They just stay in the same
spot and they're not finna do a lot of Yeah.
Speaker 2 (36:13):
What about this.
Speaker 3 (36:13):
You'll forget this.
Speaker 2 (36:14):
Some motherfuckers don't light up to some white women. Get
in the room.
Speaker 3 (36:17):
I'm about to say, you did.
Speaker 2 (36:19):
Just get around niggas.
Speaker 3 (36:20):
Get Let me take the funniest one of my dudes
be on the road with me. Right, I'll never forget.
We was in Oklahoma City. This motherfucker is late for everything.
He was late today to get me here. Right, He's
(36:42):
always late. We was in Oklahoma City and these two
white girls at the bar and then he goes, this
had to be fifteen years ago. He was like, I
don't know how they got my info. But the one
girl calls and she goes, are you guys at the
car on there at? And I was like, yeah, she's I.
Speaker 4 (36:57):
Can't run away.
Speaker 3 (36:58):
Why does she called me? I think he used my
phone or something.
Speaker 2 (37:02):
So I called him.
Speaker 3 (37:02):
I said, hey, that white girl's coming with her friends
to the to the hotel. I gotta let him in
the lobby because one of them. You gotta let him in.
Speaker 2 (37:10):
He goes, all right.
Speaker 3 (37:11):
This motherfucker was like on the twentieth floor. I was
on the tenth I hung up, walked out of my room,
win the elevator. When that should opened up, he was
on it. I go punctual, I said, how did you
get to the elevator? He was just sitting there like
this drafted though hat cock.
Speaker 4 (37:29):
I'm like, I see what it is. That shit happened
hard court gangster ass rapper bro. We go out to
the ball with him.
Speaker 2 (37:42):
I don't know what the blackt We ended up being
now only three black dudes in the club. This motherfucker
whole gangster.
Speaker 4 (37:51):
Now I look up this motherfucker asking the white girls
do get some jagger bombs.
Speaker 3 (37:56):
I'm like, what.
Speaker 2 (38:01):
A high school old man whiskey butter jager ball Yer.
That's crazy.
Speaker 4 (38:12):
The crazy thing is Yer ain't even real liquor that
it ain't even liquid like liquor.
Speaker 2 (38:18):
That ship like Miltler or some ship.
Speaker 1 (38:22):
Yeah, I ain't understand the appeal to that jager man here.
Speaker 4 (38:25):
You ever had who was like, who would you say
would be your biggest hater for you being a white dude?
Speaker 2 (38:32):
Oh my god, he's black. Do you have somebody who
just hated on you for that?
Speaker 3 (38:38):
You're talking about? Stand up or in life?
Speaker 4 (38:40):
Just stand up on the comedy side, because you know,
comedy beef is way different.
Speaker 2 (38:44):
Yeah, I don't know. This seems like you could catch
it from.
Speaker 3 (38:46):
Both sides though, White going on man like, I don't
even know that dude, like left Field on solicited. Yeah,
there was a there's one guy named Joe DeRosa.
Speaker 2 (38:58):
You ain't got the name him.
Speaker 3 (38:59):
Well, fine, he's gonna name me.
Speaker 2 (39:02):
I can name him. Yeah, I really don't know what
I did this dude.
Speaker 3 (39:04):
He went on the podcast. He goes and that Gary Owen,
you know, he dos the Black ship and if he
acts like I know black women and I know black people.
He goes and he done it. Where did this come from?
I don't think I've ever met this man.
Speaker 2 (39:21):
Man, I don't know where he came from.
Speaker 3 (39:23):
But I was like, all right, I see him out
there now like an algorithm. Sometimes on different podcasts stand up,
so it'd be good to like talk to him, like, hey,
what I do? I had to do something to him.
I don't know if he featured for me and I
was cold that day, I have no idea, but the
way he did on that.
Speaker 2 (39:39):
Podcast, what if he took a black girlfriend that he
had who could have that's true?
Speaker 3 (39:47):
Maybe?
Speaker 1 (39:47):
I'm like, you never know, man, Sometimes these motherfuckers hate
you because you were minding them.
Speaker 2 (39:51):
Was somebody that you know what I'm saying, like funny,
I ain't do that.
Speaker 3 (39:55):
Think about that like this, huh, it could be it.
Speaker 2 (40:00):
You have to be careful him. That's what we do.
Get you a quick look. Yeah, you won't even have
you got to be around it.
Speaker 3 (40:06):
I'm starting to get second hand smoke. Hat you gonna
lie you guys?
Speaker 2 (40:09):
Any yeahs now, we're good.
Speaker 3 (40:12):
You gotta go in the mine anyways.
Speaker 2 (40:14):
Oh yeah, you got bro got the new ship, the
new special.
Speaker 3 (40:19):
Oh yeah, it's on YouTube.
Speaker 2 (40:20):
Let's go Okay, it's called no s Yeah, I say,
you've been doing the crowd work, so you've been working
the audience.
Speaker 3 (40:25):
Well here's the thing. I think we've all done crowd work, right,
But I just finally bit the bullet and said, I
got a full time camera guy now always, but man,
I got a full time editor, and we just filmed
the shows. And sometimes it looks like crowd work, but
it's really not. Like the one that hit last moneth
the paper straws on where the guy security guy was
(40:49):
there and I was entotaining like four people at the
Baltimore County Fact that was back in February. That wasn't
a sad crowd work. I got interrupted like they were
had such a heated discussion. I go, what's going on
right now?
Speaker 2 (41:00):
I service?
Speaker 3 (41:00):
So it wasn't like I was up there about to
do CrowdWork. But that's where it comes from. You There
is CrowdWork. But it's also like things just happen, you know,
on stage, you get your audience fights. Yeah, mine just straws.
Speaker 2 (41:13):
Yeah, because my audience, so argument would turn to a fight.
Speaker 4 (41:17):
Sometimes they get so excited and they get fucked up
too fast, like they be they be fucked up like
earlier that day they had smoked like three blunts.
Speaker 2 (41:27):
They done drunk like a whole Don Julio.
Speaker 4 (41:30):
Now they had the show fucked up way earlier then
they usually be fucked up. And that's you know, like
kids get sleepy, they need a nap. Same thing happening
with grown people. As opposed to saying hey I need
to lay down, I'm cranky, they just start.
Speaker 3 (41:46):
As ship So I'm gonna say that next time if
there is a time when somebody starts to fighting my shown,
but hey, this ain't no Carlos Miller show y'all doing
right now?
Speaker 2 (41:55):
That's crazy you hello whip.
Speaker 4 (41:58):
And then when they don't, I'm man y'all acting like Gary,
we don't talking it out.
Speaker 2 (42:04):
Gary Owen's in there, man, y'all, not some ship up.
Speaker 3 (42:16):
The latest specials on YouTube is called No s. We
just went over a million.
Speaker 1 (42:21):
People come on many especially when they tried to say
it was all short and for and stuff. They tried
to make us think comedy was gonna die, but just
trying to make it seem like, bro, you ain't you bro.
We give you your we give you your flowers all
the time.
Speaker 4 (42:36):
You're cold on that mic man, I appreciate that. For
you to really be that humble and it not be
an actor is crazy. Man, our ain't shipped to you.
Speaker 2 (42:45):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (42:45):
You ripped all the stages, man, and all very consistent
with the work. Yeah, I appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (42:52):
Only Comic View comedian is my grandma used to let
me watch Comic View with us. So it's like a
special place for the hosts and stuff, because, yeah, you
might have been the one white.
Speaker 2 (43:02):
Person you with.
Speaker 3 (43:04):
I think I'm the only white on air personality ever.
Like I had the reality show on BT. Then I
got those con view people like you're the people always
say like you're the first white hose congre. I said, well,
I was only white house the comed View. And then
it's funny I go out like eight nine years ago
to picture reality show and b T bought it in
the room. And then I was like, dang, all the
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all the networks.
Speaker 2 (43:26):
She went to what the fuck you was about to
say about network? Got that rule.
Speaker 3 (43:51):
Right here?
Speaker 2 (43:51):
This is not what you threw it away? Like edit this,
edit all this.
Speaker 3 (43:59):
This didn't happen.
Speaker 2 (43:59):
I got, I promise you for like a second, what
the oh clink that ship up here.
Speaker 3 (44:09):
Networks, networks with a lot of networks. The bet a
lot of networks.
Speaker 2 (44:15):
Going on this.
Speaker 3 (44:18):
It's kind of like we're right now.
Speaker 2 (44:21):
It's a network. Yeah, it's a neighbwork I've never heard
and man, Trump got everybody on edge.
Speaker 3 (44:31):
I got to bounce, guys. Yeah show, this is a
mini but mighty show.
Speaker 2 (44:35):
I'm glad I got to do it.
Speaker 3 (44:36):
I'm glad you guys came in on your day off.
Speaker 2 (44:37):
You mad that the episode ain't longer. You blame Atlanta traffic.
It's all my fault and that's me A fucking hour
to get here in traffic.
Speaker 3 (44:46):
How long have you lived in Atlanta?
Speaker 2 (44:49):
That's why we don't That's.
Speaker 3 (44:50):
Why we don't shoot.
Speaker 2 (44:51):
And you're doing that twenty years like the traffic just
hit it away.
Speaker 4 (44:56):
But every time we have to shoot early, I always
get fucked because I gotta come from all the way
on the other side to this side.
Speaker 2 (45:05):
It was already far.
Speaker 3 (45:06):
I'm gonna tell you what I told the first time
went to London and I had the opener that was,
did the bitch move on me? And I had this
thing the same guy that the same guy that likes
white girls in Okahoma City was there. They got the
London night before me. It's about an eight hour flight
from Cincinnati to London. They're out partying because the time changed.
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I said, I'm about to take off. I said, listen,
have fun tonight party. What we're gonna do? I said,
my flight lands is six. One of you need to
be at the airport when I get there. I've never
been a lot of and I'm keep on paying for
the trip, right.
Speaker 2 (45:41):
So I was like this one, do you just be there?
Both of them?
Speaker 3 (45:45):
Neither of them was there. I'm talking. It got about noon.
I ain't heard from these motherfuckers yet. So I was
at the hotel. Uh they was at a different hotel
because I had us at the night ship. They was
at the not so nice ship. They start calling me
a new like where you at? I told the front den,
I said, I'm not here. Don't don't check. Don't let
them check in nothing. So I come down lobby. The
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little gym was right next to the lobby. They were
standing there looking at me. I walked by him like this,
I'm a little lithical. They was at the glass looking.
I was a litical for two hours, a little sitting there.
This is why I told him. I said, look, if
somebody told you there was a million dollars at London's airport,
(46:26):
just be there six ten to pick it up, you
would have not have overslept. I was like, treat me
like I'm a man dogar right right?
Speaker 2 (46:33):
So, oh, you ain't shit to me.
Speaker 3 (46:43):
I got a balance.
Speaker 2 (46:46):
Hey, damn, I get it all right, I get it,
you know like white people like me on time we do.
Speaker 3 (46:52):
I was here early, I got here a three.
Speaker 2 (46:55):
But I ain't gonna let you. I ain't gonna let
you leave Nja. A gift man, Oh I'm talking about
I can't wait. I love gifts to Now you swag?
What's the hoodie? Swag?
Speaker 3 (47:10):
Now? This is gonna be awesome in ninety five degree
weather this weekend.
Speaker 2 (47:12):
No, you don't wear it this weekend, but you do
live in Ohio something.
Speaker 3 (47:16):
It's a whole sweatsuit with socks.
Speaker 2 (47:19):
Absolutely. Thank you. Hey man, we appreciate you stopping through that. Brother,
it's your first time. Don't let it be the last watch.
Speaker 3 (47:27):
I'm gonna wear it next. I'm gonna wear this on
the show all watch.
Speaker 2 (47:30):
Well, you know where you're at, man, stop that show
here let's get a click. Man. What your flas
Now you got to tell them when they come fix
your mike, they'll get handsy sometimes.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Now he'll fuck you, kill you up right in the
middle of the show.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
I can't wait. I can't wait talk about I've been
waiting to tell this story on this podcast for about
the dude in Oakland, the DeMarcus cousins. So when we did,
we filmed it. Oh, you don't even know the story.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
If I can't wait to.
Speaker 4 (00:28):
Tell me about thirty second word right quick, then I
don't need bus of pipper.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
And that's all there. You go. See Gary, we don't
listen to music over here. It's a pivot on me.
I like it. Build, Thank you, that got the little
look get talked right. Yeah, he's from Ohio. They don't
funk it.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Who's Collins?
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Come on, come on, Ohio players, high players.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Yeah, tack nine Mamo. The family's from Cleveland. Oh really Yeah,
you can't get boned.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Bone on the music side too.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
You I did it during COVID.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
He've been out there. This is motherfucker got a whole
town bro.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Yeah, Yellow Springs. Yeah, we used to go to summer
camp there. Uh, when I was in sixth grade. Every
year we went through Uh, what the hell is it
called camp current? Uh, I can't remember the of it.
Who went out there for a week.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
Dave Chappelle got a whole town, bro, They got a
dispensary and everything.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
It is like a camp.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
It is nice white people everywhere you look, and you
know your black ass is only there to see Dave Chappelle, funny.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Did you notice what I did?
Speaker 2 (01:43):
It?
Speaker 3 (01:43):
It was election year. That was the Trump Biden twenty
twenty year.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Soon as you go up to the highway, it's chump, chump, chump, chump, chump, chump,
chump Trump and soon and yellow springs, it's Black Lives Matter.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
In the rainbow flegs.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
Yeah, definitely rainbow.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
They their little oasis got damn.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
It's like a bubble had a rainbow American flag over there.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Hmhmm.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
Some strange ship. Now get before we even get into this,
come god, fuck with the cars heavy and recently discovered
you got a whole ass.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Don't got here, that's yours.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Now one.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
I was right fronting on Instagram.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Front line because you can't believe everything on the internet.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Believe it. This Geary owns car. It was like a
seventy three in Paula.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
I think that was Russell Peter's car and I was
driving it and I take a picture, like the mind
that Russell Peter.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
You don't even you own all the car blocks like
gear yeah, yeah, yeah, you know how the market because.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
I you know, Russell is so generous, you know Russell. Yeah,
if you go out to LA and you're cool with them,
we'll just be like, stay at the house, what car
you want?
Speaker 2 (03:00):
I don't know him like that. No, I didn't don't
like that either.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
I called him to be on my podcast. He said,
when you're coming out, I go, you know, Thursday, let's say,
And he was, all right, he's re staying a hotel.
You man, stay at the house. This man at the
house and hitting hill like right next to the Kardashians.
So I was like all I saw was hitting hells.
I see I prist stay there. Yeah, this huge house
he was. It was by himself because he just broke
(03:28):
up with this girl at the time and we're just chilling.
He literally like all right, he had like five cars.
He was taking one, so I took the dunk.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Bring my car back.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
Then I thought you had then dropped a quarter mill
on the oh borrowed it.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
He didn't take it to car shows and everything. You
don't want to show somebody else.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
I'm gonna go back and find and post them and
send it to you because I was like, I did
not know he sucked with those schools sixers and everything.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
I can lie.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
I didn't want to get in the conversation to ask
me about spark plugs. Man, Welcome back to the eighty
five South.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
Got a got a very special guest in the house
with us today. He's been threatening to come for five years.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Oh g man, he said, I was. I didn't put
him on the show. I was like, I didn't fucking
know you would come on here. I knet we would
come probably. I ain't no.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
I thought even be like, no, I ain't fucking with
that because we just be over here talking ship like
we do you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
We don't let nobody go to bath room no more.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
You just gotta hold it.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
You just gotta hold it. Now. I wouldn't let nobody
go to the bathroom, but none other than the Larry
mister Gary.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
On, No, No, we do that that, Yeah, we do that.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Trimps Crogus, Crogers, Joe Burrows exactly.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Man.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
You know black people, we love to make some ship plure.
Yeah you do, yeah, man, And then your ship is specific,
it's open. We know a lot of Owens.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
We don't know now Owens, Jesse Owen, Canni can.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
But that's we got.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Well, it's Clive Owen, the English actor. You know, you
know if you know, you've been in a lot of movies.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Uh stand steady, you've been in some other stuff to us.
Don't make you think I'd be watching since city. Hey man,
that's the only thing I can think of about.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Gary.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Welcome to the trip, man, Thank you, how you been good?
I feel safe. You are safe. It was good here.
It's quarter fact around here. We got some of that ship.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
I make sure I came during the day.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Yeah, this is Antonio Bendetti's couch. We flipped that bitch over.
All the guns under that bitch.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
It's exciting what you meant by that, it's all.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
They're not just they're not just loose under that. It fitted.
I was like, damn to the bottom of that, over
to the door.
Speaker 4 (06:04):
Then we just get to pulling out all kind of
yolks and stalks sprayed that do that you was in
the military for a long ass time six six years
Ye Navy.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
And you said that's where you kind of like started
sucking with the jokes and ship.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
I knew I want to be a comedian. I sai't
know how you did it.
Speaker 4 (06:25):
That was my dilemma too, because I was from a
small lass down and wen't have no Yeah, we have
no entertainers for real, like other than like motherfuckers who
would go and play you know, music at like a
bar or some ship.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
They were like the big stars.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
Nobody came through.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
Nobody came nobody only for people who came through. And
my my whole step there was like Morgan Freeman was
a regular. He owned a lot of ship in Mississippi.
It's a cool story about him too that he actually
went to John didd to buy two of those big
ass tractors, like the big seven hundred thousand dollars tractors,
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and he was just walking around and.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Nobody will help him.
Speaker 4 (07:01):
So he went across the street and they and he
bought two of them and was like, fuck y'all, it
was John did and they whatever their competitor is, he
went over there and bought some ship.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Well, I mean, whoever make tracks. It's the number two
and every.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Like what is the number two?
Speaker 4 (07:18):
Don't know, but they read they John Dee is green
and these motherfuckers is read.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Okay, So that that was a cool. Uh.
Speaker 4 (07:25):
But he was a regular because he's he's big into like,
you know, not the politics of Mississippi, but like the
representation and.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
You know the they have like a blues bar.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
Yeah, he got some ship down there. I think he
from around Clarksdale Way. He from the depth of over
that way.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Where are you from? I'm from Oxford, the bog that's
Old miss.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
That's where everything's eighteen months pur.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Something, right, Yeah, Archie Man.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
It was speed Oxford, Ohio.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
Speedland at Old Miss is eighteen to honor Archie Man, right,
Like around the campus it's just they changes.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Okay instead of twenty. Yeah okay, but if you go twenty,
they ain't.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
But if you go thirty there you go thirty, they
on your ass. Yeah. Yeah, but like I said, he
was a regular around Oxford.
Speaker 4 (08:13):
John Grisham, the author, the author from Yeah, Jurassic I
wouldn't know what he looks like.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Time to kill cool white dude, coolest fuck that.
Speaker 4 (08:22):
Yeah, he used to let us have baseball practice in
his yard like all of when we were like because
he got a son.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
That's my age.
Speaker 4 (08:28):
He was in our class, so he got the big
ass all these acres and he would let us come
out and you know, play baseball at their house and shit.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
And Charles Barkley came through randomly.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
We were at school one day and Charles Barkley showed
up and gave these speeches to all the kids and
gave everybody a T shirt.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
You can still see them t shirts around the Oh
Bennison when he started touring. He came through.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
But we ain't really get a whole lot of people
through that. We get a lot of like white celebrities
like that one lady. You ever seen Chasing Amy? I
know the show, you know, the movie Chasing Amy.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
What makes you think I would have seen Chasing because
I know you've.
Speaker 4 (09:05):
Seen Look up the clerks, you know Clerks, Kevin Smith. Yeah,
that white girl with the funny boy. She live in Oxford.
Now yeah, she's late.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Uh she was Amy in the movie Chinese Finger Trip.
Speaker 4 (09:21):
That's whom.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
She live in.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
Chasing Amy. Where's the cast her?
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Yep?
Speaker 4 (09:32):
Joey Lauren Adams, yep, Eli Manning lived in Oxford.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
He went old.
Speaker 4 (09:38):
Yeah, he was drunk as he liked them beers. So
you were saying comedy. You always knew that that was
gonna be a thing. Like how did you how did
you get started with it? Was it just like funny dude.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
In the Yeah, class clown, most of noxious in high school?
I dig it upset because prom king, but they didn't
vote me most likely to be famous, and they voted
this guy named Chris Jones.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
But the prom king ain't never the one who's like most.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
Likely to be about class clown and most obnoxious.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
So you felt like stacking these awards and you.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
Got you like us going, I was really one of
the most likely to be famous, don't take all of them.
And then they went to this guy named Chris Jones.
He was going to Air Force Academy. So I remember
I pulled him beside it like this. I was like, uh,
you know, pops on famous when they wreck that up.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
Still alive? He famous? Shout out Chris Jones. There go
right there.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
I'm sure he watches.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Man.
Speaker 4 (10:44):
You got the strangest relationship with the Breakfast Club. Why
it's like every time you go on there, like they
give you ship. They make fun of everything you got
going on. I can tell some of that shit be
bothering you a little bit.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Noah, it's funny. All content.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
I tell everybody all my beefs are fake on the internet.
I don't take none of it serious. Everything everything I
say is just content. They come in because they make
funy about the Netflix thing. Been told no so many
times they tell you, they say, uh, are, it's our
budget is done for the year.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
We gotta get it there.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
It's always the same answer. It's like this, I only
think they're watching it. It's fine, that's crazy. Yeah, I'm like,
the only thing I'm doing not now is waiting on them,
because there's been two times they got me where they
had me on waiting for like four or five months
on the answer and then they just say no, and
I'm going.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Right, well, right, do you even give it?
Speaker 3 (11:45):
Not anymore? They're in the beginning, like five six years ago,
because it's almost like everybody was at the birthday party,
but you wouldn't invite it. You're after the war, Like yo,
I'm happy for everybody gets them. I'm going, you know,
is what it is. I gotta funny story about this.
This guy okay, he's ever heard it. So twenty nineteen,
de Marcus Cousins did a special Yeah Yeah Amazon, So
(12:11):
he went up right before me, right, And I don't
ever really watch anybody. I'm on them shows like that,
stay in my dress room because I've seen comedians psyight
themselves out if somebody's killing right. But you gotta go
up five minutes before you go up because you're up next, right,
So I go up and Carlos up there, he's killing him.
My first joke was his last joke, and I went
(12:33):
talking about fucking sweating Bloa. In Oakland, they always say
hella you, hella funny, you, Hella slow, you, Hella.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Good, he goes man.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
You motherfuckers out here use hella for everything. And I'm like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no no no, that's my fucking here. And it was
it was so bad. That was gonna be my first joke.
You know, you guys in the bay, Hella means everything,
and it's like you had to be there. He didn't
(13:04):
take it from me. I saw me do it, so
I wasn't thinking like, oh, somebody told him. I was
like this, I go it's just one of the things.
Comedians thinking like, you got a reposition?
Speaker 2 (13:11):
What fuck me?
Speaker 3 (13:12):
Dude, especially only got like five ten minutes. I think
we got ten fifteen minutes on that show, and my
shit was like, say it wrapped the bat open, hell
of funny, hella slow, and then I had a call
back at the end and I go, well, fuck the
beginning of ends fucked right now went They're like, yeah,
I just.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Got into it.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
I figured I figured it out, but it took me
like two minutes. It was like a standing eight count.
I'm like and somebody said they look.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
It out in real time. You figured it out on stage?
Speaker 3 (13:43):
Yeah, Because somebody said, was you nervous? I go, nah,
carlos Man, he said this hell of choke and they
was like this because you was flying the first two minutes.
Was like trying to get that laugh.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
You know.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
I was like this, but it wasn't knock on him.
There was just funny because I was going when I
saw it happy because you motherfuckers in Oakland man, you
said you hell, we got hell of girls, we got
hello weed. I was like this, Okay, there goes the
callback at the end, there goes the first joke.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Yeah, damn, my big it happens.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
Man, Fine, then you say some ship that got them on,
like they was on your ass.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
You said the wrong football team.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
Is no, no, That's where I transitioned. I said, you
got Raider fans of forty Niner fans the Raider. And
as soon as I said that the Raiders just like Raiders,
they wouldn't shut up, And I was just the joke
was you could die at a Raider game.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
You know, readers like.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
If you wear a frouncle Joe's the fucking stab you.
I was like, it's fucking Tim Tebow, protected my christ
and like a Nighter fans ain't gangster. And that's when
they started booing in a fun way, well like like
fucker we gangst to two, like why do you why
are you acting like that's a good thing?
Speaker 2 (15:02):
Right right right?
Speaker 3 (15:04):
You can't get stabbed in their stadiums next to six Flags.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
I always stay away from teams because that ship is
so touchy. It is fact. But we were in fucking
Boston and DC was like, fuck the Patriots, all of
them was up there. I was like, why did you
do that?
Speaker 3 (15:21):
I know because that's mostly white dudes on the Patriots.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
When Brady was there, No, they weren't there. The other
ones it was there.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
Was about to d lin.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Yeah, but you know, but they know why. He said
that you can't be from Atlanta and yeah they get it.
They got all They would be crazy but bad.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
Who's your jam Pittsburgh Smucker?
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Here?
Speaker 4 (15:44):
Man?
Speaker 3 (15:45):
It still is man, I'm Bengals fan. You had a
Browns fan, Cincinnati baby Joe Burrow.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Why wouldn't they have they ever been?
Speaker 3 (15:52):
They went to super Bow three years ago. What you're
talking about?
Speaker 2 (15:54):
You mean when they didn't win?
Speaker 3 (15:56):
I'm saying they went fu.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Does that mean? Man?
Speaker 3 (15:58):
You dude?
Speaker 2 (16:01):
What you hell? A negative? You right now? The Bengals?
You hella loyal?
Speaker 1 (16:09):
Like?
Speaker 2 (16:09):
What made what made you like that? I grew up there?
But that you they weapon been good in your lifetime?
Yeah they were.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
They Boomer scized s Nicky Woods. That doesn't mean ship
the super Bowl twice when I was growing.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
They keep going.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
They got to win. They will bring me back next year.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
They're not going bring back next Who plays for the Bengals.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
Joe Burrow, Jamar Chase and Daggins White White.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Wool We that's not enough, motherfuck. He's winning.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Man.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
There's not enough people to win the super bunk that's whatever.
I don't like how y'all doing my cousin should do
up there. I don't like this.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
I don't get it's Ohio, that's the whole different team.
You don't give the fuck. Oh my god, Georgia tech.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
Like I don't.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
I don't like how you motherfuckers did a j green.
I forgot Georgia yellow jacket.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
Yeah, but sh it's still somebody should make a call.
This is bullshit. Watch what you talking about? The door, Yeah,
because they let him play that first game. No, because
they fucked and fucked all.
Speaker 4 (17:08):
His money up and drafted them all late eating they
knew he was better than was already rich Am, I'm
giving a fucking fout there. You're gonna get to decide
when a motherfucker go because they already got money. If
you think about it, though, he treat him different because.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
He got ready and ship.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
It was really only like six teams that were passing
on him, like most of the teams weren't terms five times.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
Yeah, but he was like the sixth round, fifth, fiftieth, eighth.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
We didn't realize, you know, uh, Kansas City wasn't gonna
take him.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
That was out of the question.
Speaker 3 (17:41):
So when they passed, it's not really passing quarterback. They
don't need a quarterback, right, They're acting like the whole
NFL passing, But really it was five teams that needed
a quarterback, So it really wasn't like thirty two teams
passed on him. It was like the five you know
what I mean.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
It's fine.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
Yeah, folks watching the suppos was watching deep into the
I was like the woman to smoke some weed.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
Yeah, you need calm down.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
No, I was. I was because I know you didn't
smoke weed like this.
Speaker 3 (18:08):
You need to bring it down a little bit.
Speaker 4 (18:10):
You're right, Yeah, I just know you didn't Mississippi slow paced, cool,
But I don't understand why you don't smoke weed.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
You a comedian.
Speaker 3 (18:19):
I tried it a couple of times. Just hurt my throat.
I set myself up for that. Man, Man, I got
damn because that's something hurting your throat. That's raspy hurting
(18:40):
when you secured your sexuality.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
And you know, if you don't go that way, you
could say something like that.
Speaker 4 (18:46):
You stared to say my next brother, and man, you know,
I do a lot of research and ship and I
heard sir.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
You say that the motherfucker you had opening for you
did some dirty ship and told on you.
Speaker 3 (18:59):
Yeah, yeah, thirty monthfucker. You can see him at a
coffee shop near you.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
Damn, I don't even know who it is.
Speaker 3 (19:07):
That's my point.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
You never will, that's the opener.
Speaker 3 (19:12):
So when I got when I got divorced, we was
a mediation and my ex we're pretty pretty cordial. And
she just goes, Gary, I know about some of the girls,
and she was wrong about ninety percent, but ten percent
she was right right, not that there was one hundred,
just a percentage percentage wise. She named off this name.
(19:35):
She goes, I know about Boom, and I went, wait
a minute, there was only one motherfucker on the planet
and knew about her. And then he told her that
he got fired because I found out he was sleeping
with this girl behind my back. I didn't know he
was sleeping with her either, So not only did he
tell on me, he was when I fired him, he
(19:58):
was for you on stage.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
And with this whole Yeah, damn, that's crazy, and we.
Speaker 3 (20:04):
Knew, we listened. I want to know pretense. I was
the only one with her. Everybody she was, she was,
she was cool like that. She was she was good people,
she was friendly. But I'm like, but one, are you
going behind my back?
Speaker 2 (20:19):
I say, sopranos, you die for that ship. So he
went behind your baby twice.
Speaker 3 (20:24):
That was why I didn't kill him. I killed his career, dame,
so he'll never blow up ever.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
Damn. I was older. The second he gets a little, he.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
Come out.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
Damn, Jared, that's fun doing like camera. That was a
good idea.
Speaker 3 (20:46):
I'm not paying him seventy fived.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
No, no, no, that's so fucking lame man, lame to
like so tell you that was my boy. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (20:57):
I let him go in twenty eighteen. She got as
a divorce happened in two thousand and twenty one.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
It started start talking to you on Instagram. That ship
was said, I was all right, you know what I'm saying.
Like when you was like rebuilding the relationship with your
kids and ship that said, okay, thanks. I was like, damn,
let's talk. Let's talk about foot again. I like how
what sport ended up going? You get what I'm saying.
It's like, hey, we rebuilding, We're back talking. And I
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was like that last one was heavy when I saw
you when you went to the graduation or some shit.
He was like, chill, see my baby.
Speaker 3 (21:33):
Oh yeah, my daughter, Yeah, but I ain't gonna go
over there.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
And I was like, damn, I respectful.
Speaker 3 (21:37):
Yeah, she graduated from A and T and I went.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
And then they was like, but you did something that
you don't see.
Speaker 4 (21:43):
A lot of men do though, Like you never gave up,
like you kept pursuing, like you kept being there.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
Even when you weren't there the way you wanted to be.
Speaker 4 (21:52):
It still meant a lot that Like later on down
the lot in the grass scheme of things, ye.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
You still's go yeah, y'all.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
I think, well, it's also you got to tell men
to like when you get a divorce, you know, don't
lash out on the baby mama because the kids see that.
You can't lash out. And behind closed doors when you're
with your close friends and then you can drop whatever
you want. But on social media, it's like now when
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you know what I learned through all that was like
the Internet is not real life. When when I say
I was locked up at the Four Seasons in Baltimore
for two weeks, I was under Mohammed Shabbaz because the
processor was trying to serve me. So I was hiding, right,
and they knew. They knew I was lying because when
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I ordered breakfast, I get bacon and eggs. I like, what, mohamma,
you know I'm two weeks, I'm in the I'm in
the hotel. I'm all I'm doing is reading. Every couple
of days, a new blow all comes out. Everybody knows
why we're getting the worries, getting dragged by everybody.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
And then as a man, you don't get to tell
yo sad. You just kind of get it take it.
Speaker 3 (23:08):
Yeah. But the first show in Baltimore, I'm gonna say you,
about forty five minutes, I ain't lying. I got on
stage like, how are these people are going to react
to me? And then it was nothing but love. And
then about forty five minutes in this lady in the
back just shlled I love your little cheating ass. I go,
you don't know how bad I hear that. Right now,
it just hit me, like the hardcore fans and the
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people that really fuck with you just and you guys
know on the internet people dragging you, but you never
see in real life.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
They don't never see people who do that. They don't
buy tickets to shot that part. They don't leave out
the house.
Speaker 3 (23:46):
I got to tell my guys. Now, I got my
guys that are on the road with me, and they'll
get all flustered with a comment or a post. I go, dude,
worry about the people that come see you live. If
somebody comes to you live, it makes a comment like
send you a message like I enjoy this, didn't enjoy this?
You paid to see me. I'll have a back and forth.
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I've had a lot of back and forth with fans,
and then it turns into something positive at the end,
like well, you know, I'm still gonna come see you.
Nothing like that joke, you know what I mean? But
they paid to see me. If he was going off
something you saw the internet because you respond.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
To him, and that's all they wanted was the response.
They'll back down the media if you was gonna say
anything like bro.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
But the Baltimore Comedy Factory, that's a rough ass room.
Speaker 3 (24:32):
That's one of my favorites. What do they do.
Speaker 4 (24:35):
They usually fight on your weekend because you know they're
gonna have at least one fight.
Speaker 3 (24:40):
Oh no, I don't have that.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
I have at least one I think I got.
Speaker 3 (24:43):
I must have the uncles of the people going to your.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
Do a three show Saturday.
Speaker 4 (24:48):
Yeah, that second show, that's what all the fighters be
really hell yeah, I know.
Speaker 3 (24:53):
I'm getting older because my third shows at four.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
When they say you want to.
Speaker 3 (24:58):
Add, I'm adding I hate down the show facts. Every
time I had shows down, they're like four o'clock. I'm
what happened the midnight sigal No, no, no, your fans
aren't awakening. Yeah, so I prefer the at four o'clock show. Now,
I'm like, all right, I'm still back in my room.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
I mean, you know that midnight show on three notes,
like that ship is on your ass, like you feel
all of them first two shows.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
Like, yeah, I was. I wanted to ask you this.
Speaker 4 (25:25):
I know you've been playing most like all black rooms forever.
You ever play all white rooms and be like, what
the fuck is going on? Nah?
Speaker 3 (25:35):
There was all white Yeah, all the time there.
Speaker 4 (25:38):
Was around out you're a single agent. You got a
white little bit a little bit. I thought you just
being the hood ship around. Let me find out you
a mainstream.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
If myself, They come right for your fun right after
that brogan.
Speaker 3 (25:59):
No, I do I do remember when I first started
doing stand up. I was doing all the quote unquote
black nights in LA. So that's Fat Tuesday, mo Bed
of Mondays, Chalking Sundays, and even on the weekends, I
was doing like Mavericks Flat and and all the places
and comptons, so to speak. So I do remember when
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I started getting more white people at my shows, I go, oh, ship,
my act I gotta I gotta work this so everybody
gets my jokes.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
I can't work for you personally.
Speaker 3 (26:31):
Now it doesn't matter. Now it doesn't man. And in
the beginning, you know, a lot of my actors is
trying to You're just trying to get women, so like
how peopleful black women are. So it's like, you know
what I mean, just trying to get something after the show,
hopefully right right, dance to something little child.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
Say no, no, no, no no. You see, I was
my jail today. I just did that years three minutes.
Speaker 3 (27:10):
When I came out to Desey Child. The women loved it,
and I was not a threat to the men anymore.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
Like yeah, dance the whole dance the whole thing.
Speaker 4 (27:21):
But what was your experience like hosting comic view, because
that's totally different pace of just like doing the weekend
or doing the night bro.
Speaker 3 (27:28):
You you were the host, Well, you know when I hosted.
The year before I hosted, it was the contest. They
only had like thirty of us. Maybe they only accepted
thirty comics. There was three in episode, and you would
win your episode and you moved on to the next round.
It's just the stars lined up like I kept winning
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my rounds. You win four rounds, then you get a
half hour special. It was an hour special, but you
only had to do forty two minutes because there was
a lot of commercials dance, so it really was forty
two minutes you filmed it. So when I became the
host is when they opened it up. No longer a contest,
and that's because death Jam went away. So death Jam
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was the longer round. So it made comic few different
than deaf Jam was. Comedy was a contest. Death Jam
was just a showcase. Deaf Jam goes away, Comedy's like, oh,
we can be the showcase now, and that's when they
opened up like three hundred comics. So the year I hosted,
Oh my God, like you look back and granted there
was two hundred and eighty five comeds. You never heard
of but Epps. Yeah, Kat Williams, Monique, everybody was on
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that season, that d Ray, everybody was coming on that
year that we didn't know they was going to be
who they are, you know what I mean. It was wild,
but they were just honestly, it was just like I
would just go up there with Ronaldo Ray.
Speaker 2 (28:47):
That's a legend, man.
Speaker 3 (28:48):
Yeah, we have so much fun.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
I'm so glad we got to meet Ronaldo the Unris
the weekend when it was on Marietta Street. You remember.
Speaker 4 (29:01):
He said all the comics around and he bought everybody
drinks and he just told us all these old ass
stories and it was just one of the coolest thing
because it didn't have to you know what.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
He would take me.
Speaker 3 (29:11):
We would get done film and comic view and he'd
take me to like like some training day ship. We
show up at some building in l a that had
a gate and like he hit a buzzer in the morning,
gate open. You came back and then you go back
there and it was like Dolomite Richard where we at
(29:34):
some young girls. Everybody had champagne blessed old repers, yeah,
stand out, and then he crossed his legs and they
were like, this is my young dude.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
Man.
Speaker 3 (29:46):
We had that TV show together, Come on down Riches.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
You know.
Speaker 3 (29:50):
I just like, I didn't say ship. I would just
sponge on the wall.
Speaker 2 (29:54):
I was like that, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (29:56):
And it's the good thing about something like when all
those stuff, their stories were true, they weren't.
Speaker 2 (30:01):
Lying, you know. Okay.
Speaker 3 (30:03):
The last time I worked with him was at the
Emerald Queen Casino in Tacoma, Washington, and he fell off
the stage. I'll never forget it. The Indians there was like,
you can't drink. Well, we're not only drinks every show, right,
He drinks his champagne on stage, so he drunk the champagne,
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drank too much. He was telling a joke, bro, and
just fell. He rolled back up, finished the joke.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
Champagne never spilled.
Speaker 4 (30:39):
You just saw a glass up and then he rolled
back up and went.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
And then I told that are not kidding, can't roll
back up? And I told that there.
Speaker 3 (31:00):
Was my last time talking to him.
Speaker 2 (31:01):
I said those stories because Richard, he saw.
Speaker 3 (31:06):
That was the last time I talked to him. I
think he saw he knew something to clearly that I didn't,
because he was reminiscent about all his contemporaries had passed away.
Remember we got something to eat for the show, and
he was talking about Red Fox and I was the
meetings and he was like, he's like, yeah, I'm the
only one left. Everybody gone. Man. It was almost like
he was coming to grips, like, I don't have much time.
(31:27):
But I think he passed away probably two years three
years later. Yeah, very surely after that because he was
sick for a while. I think he had a stroke. Yeah,
he was kind of down.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (31:37):
Red Fox was definitely his guy, because that's the drinks
that he bought everybody.
Speaker 2 (31:41):
He made everybody drink Grandma Yer and orange juice is
what we used to drink. That was in LA That
was in Atlanta, Atlanta.
Speaker 4 (31:53):
I heard you say somewhere that you got to You
was performing one night and you ain't know Richard Pride
was in the crowd.
Speaker 3 (31:59):
Yeah, well no, we knew he was.
Speaker 2 (32:02):
He was sick.
Speaker 3 (32:03):
This is before the Kings of Comedy, so this is
probably ninety eight and uh right. They had a comics
store and they said Richard's coming, and I was like,
and everybody was, you know, he said on his booth,
had his two people with him, and they told all
the comics, no pictures, don't go up to him. He
just wants to sit and watch the show. And so
all right, I get off stage. One of Richard's guys
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going and said, Richard wants to meet you, and I
was like, all right, so I go sit down, and
two things happened that was funny. One he asked to
get a picture with me, and I was like, all right,
I said, well can I can I get my camera
so I can remember it, this before iPhones and all
that shit, right right, and I'll.
Speaker 2 (32:45):
Be right back.
Speaker 3 (32:46):
I run to my truck because I had like the
yellow right in La. You don't even know who you
gonna be, and I'm young in the game. I come
back with my camera. That fucking security guard lifted me up.
We said, no pictures, I go, he asked me, and
Richard was so soft, and he goes, it's why you know.
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He was sick, but he was still coherent, and then
he whispered in my ear. He goes, you're funny. He goes,
don't ever change, and I was like, I was like
the last dragon, like the gold over. I'm like the
blow right, Yeah, why am I watching Oprah?
Speaker 2 (33:24):
Two?
Speaker 3 (33:24):
Three years later, Monique's on Oprah and Oprah goes, when
did you know, Monique?
Speaker 2 (33:30):
When did you know you have it?
Speaker 3 (33:31):
She goes, well, I had a show and Richard Prior
was in the audience, and after the show, Richard pulled
me aside and whisper it in my ear.
Speaker 2 (33:39):
Don't change, don't have a change. I go, what's this?
Speaker 3 (33:45):
So you got some whack comedians? That's like, I'm not
gonna change.
Speaker 4 (33:48):
Richard told me, I'm not saying that Monique is one
of No. No, I'm not saying you do not have
the Internet in it.
Speaker 2 (33:55):
Yeah. Yeah, I told her story before, but I'm not
like this.
Speaker 3 (33:58):
I was going, I'm sing her watching Oprah.
Speaker 2 (33:59):
Got No.
Speaker 3 (34:00):
It's kind of like when you was on stage in Oakland.
No no, no, no, no, beause at that point I
was like this, that's my open shuit. I'm saving it for.
Speaker 2 (34:09):
Change everybody. Yeah, crazy though that might be. I just
wanted to never funk over the next commedian.
Speaker 3 (34:15):
You know, he could have just told me Aboutique that too,
you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (34:18):
It could have been just.
Speaker 4 (34:20):
Remember we were the last two to show up at Oakland.
We had that long ass being rad.
Speaker 3 (34:24):
Yeah, I think you were tired, I said, I talk
on my podcast. I go the comedians don't realize other
comedians could be tired because I was on ten because
I lived there, so I wasn't tired. He got off
the plane. I think he went to sound check and
you was checked out. You know that's want to go
to the room.
Speaker 2 (34:40):
Doing the sound check. It's kind of hard, could it be?
It's either up or down? Usually up? Facts not fucking
showing up at two thirty. Good the fucking soundcheck. I
sound the same way everywhere I go. Yeah, that was
a parent.
Speaker 3 (34:54):
You don't want to be there.
Speaker 2 (34:58):
Because I don't want to go.
Speaker 3 (35:01):
I'm trying to have a conversation with Carlos and every
answer is like yeah, nah, where are you coming from
another state?
Speaker 2 (35:11):
I was, you know, how did you get here?
Speaker 3 (35:16):
It's like that, all right, we don't see tonight. But
he was tired talking on my podcast, and I talked
about said, man, sometimes comedians we can get in our
own heads because it's like, hey, what the funk out
of the Carlos Like, That's what I'm saying. But it's funny.
That's why I like podcasts, especially because I do a
lot of them. By myself, like you will have a
self therapy session because I sat there and realized, oh,
(35:39):
he didn't do nothing because he was just tired from
the flight. But there's some comedians that some people be like, man,
I don't like Carlos, I don't give.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
Quiet.
Speaker 3 (35:50):
I don't like them mind his.
Speaker 2 (35:51):
Own business man.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
And then there's some people you meet and you like, oh, man,
hes dolphins, and then you talking to somebody else and
he's like, no, that's how they are, and then you like,
and then you get around them another time you're like, oh,
they not staying office. They just stay in the same
spot and they're not finna do a lot of Yeah.
Speaker 2 (36:13):
What about this.
Speaker 3 (36:13):
You'll forget this.
Speaker 2 (36:14):
Some motherfuckers don't light up to some white women. Get
in the room.
Speaker 3 (36:17):
I'm about to say, you did.
Speaker 2 (36:19):
Just get around niggas.
Speaker 3 (36:20):
Get Let me take the funniest one of my dudes
be on the road with me. Right, I'll never forget.
We was in Oklahoma City. This motherfucker is late for everything.
He was late today to get me here. Right, He's
(36:42):
always late. We was in Oklahoma City and these two
white girls at the bar and then he goes, this
had to be fifteen years ago. He was like, I
don't know how they got my info. But the one
girl calls and she goes, are you guys at the
car on there at? And I was like, yeah, she's I.
Speaker 4 (36:57):
Can't run away.
Speaker 3 (36:58):
Why does she called me? I think he used my
phone or something.
Speaker 2 (37:02):
So I called him.
Speaker 3 (37:02):
I said, hey, that white girl's coming with her friends
to the to the hotel. I gotta let him in
the lobby because one of them. You gotta let him in.
Speaker 2 (37:10):
He goes, all right.
Speaker 3 (37:11):
This motherfucker was like on the twentieth floor. I was
on the tenth I hung up, walked out of my room,
win the elevator. When that should opened up, he was
on it. I go punctual, I said, how did you
get to the elevator? He was just sitting there like
this drafted though hat cock.
Speaker 4 (37:29):
I'm like, I see what it is. That shit happened
hard court gangster ass rapper bro. We go out to
the ball with him.
Speaker 2 (37:42):
I don't know what the blackt We ended up being
now only three black dudes in the club. This motherfucker
whole gangster.
Speaker 4 (37:51):
Now I look up this motherfucker asking the white girls
do get some jagger bombs.
Speaker 3 (37:56):
I'm like, what.
Speaker 2 (38:01):
A high school old man whiskey butter jager ball Yer.
That's crazy.
Speaker 4 (38:12):
The crazy thing is Yer ain't even real liquor that
it ain't even liquid like liquor.
Speaker 2 (38:18):
That ship like Miltler or some ship.
Speaker 1 (38:22):
Yeah, I ain't understand the appeal to that jager man here.
Speaker 4 (38:25):
You ever had who was like, who would you say
would be your biggest hater for you being a white dude?
Speaker 2 (38:32):
Oh my god, he's black. Do you have somebody who
just hated on you for that?
Speaker 3 (38:38):
You're talking about? Stand up or in life?
Speaker 4 (38:40):
Just stand up on the comedy side, because you know,
comedy beef is way different.
Speaker 2 (38:44):
Yeah, I don't know. This seems like you could catch
it from.
Speaker 3 (38:46):
Both sides though, White going on man like, I don't
even know that dude, like left Field on solicited. Yeah,
there was a there's one guy named Joe DeRosa.
Speaker 2 (38:58):
You ain't got the name him.
Speaker 3 (38:59):
Well, fine, he's gonna name me.
Speaker 2 (39:02):
I can name him. Yeah, I really don't know what
I did this dude.
Speaker 3 (39:04):
He went on the podcast. He goes and that Gary Owen,
you know, he dos the Black ship and if he
acts like I know black women and I know black people.
He goes and he done it. Where did this come from?
I don't think I've ever met this man.
Speaker 2 (39:21):
Man, I don't know where he came from.
Speaker 3 (39:23):
But I was like, all right, I see him out
there now like an algorithm. Sometimes on different podcasts stand up,
so it'd be good to like talk to him, like, hey,
what I do? I had to do something to him.
I don't know if he featured for me and I
was cold that day, I have no idea, but the
way he did on that.
Speaker 2 (39:39):
Podcast, what if he took a black girlfriend that he
had who could have that's true?
Speaker 3 (39:47):
Maybe?
Speaker 1 (39:47):
I'm like, you never know, man, Sometimes these motherfuckers hate
you because you were minding them.
Speaker 2 (39:51):
Was somebody that you know what I'm saying, like funny,
I ain't do that.
Speaker 3 (39:55):
Think about that like this, huh, it could be it.
Speaker 2 (40:00):
You have to be careful him. That's what we do.
Get you a quick look. Yeah, you won't even have
you got to be around it.
Speaker 3 (40:06):
I'm starting to get second hand smoke. Hat you gonna
lie you guys?
Speaker 2 (40:09):
Any yeahs now, we're good.
Speaker 3 (40:12):
You gotta go in the mine anyways.
Speaker 2 (40:14):
Oh yeah, you got bro got the new ship, the
new special.
Speaker 3 (40:19):
Oh yeah, it's on YouTube.
Speaker 2 (40:20):
Let's go Okay, it's called no s Yeah, I say,
you've been doing the crowd work, so you've been working
the audience.
Speaker 3 (40:25):
Well here's the thing. I think we've all done crowd work, right,
But I just finally bit the bullet and said, I
got a full time camera guy now always, but man,
I got a full time editor, and we just filmed
the shows. And sometimes it looks like crowd work, but
it's really not. Like the one that hit last moneth
the paper straws on where the guy security guy was
(40:49):
there and I was entotaining like four people at the
Baltimore County Fact that was back in February. That wasn't
a sad crowd work. I got interrupted like they were
had such a heated discussion. I go, what's going on
right now?
Speaker 2 (41:00):
I service?
Speaker 3 (41:00):
So it wasn't like I was up there about to
do CrowdWork. But that's where it comes from. You There
is CrowdWork. But it's also like things just happen, you know,
on stage, you get your audience fights. Yeah, mine just straws.
Speaker 2 (41:13):
Yeah, because my audience, so argument would turn to a fight.
Speaker 4 (41:17):
Sometimes they get so excited and they get fucked up
too fast, like they be they be fucked up like
earlier that day they had smoked like three blunts.
Speaker 2 (41:27):
They done drunk like a whole Don Julio.
Speaker 4 (41:30):
Now they had the show fucked up way earlier then
they usually be fucked up. And that's you know, like
kids get sleepy, they need a nap. Same thing happening
with grown people. As opposed to saying hey I need
to lay down, I'm cranky, they just start.
Speaker 3 (41:46):
As ship So I'm gonna say that next time if
there is a time when somebody starts to fighting my shown,
but hey, this ain't no Carlos Miller show y'all doing
right now?
Speaker 2 (41:55):
That's crazy you hello whip.
Speaker 4 (41:58):
And then when they don't, I'm man y'all acting like Gary,
we don't talking it out.
Speaker 2 (42:04):
Gary Owen's in there, man, y'all, not some ship up.
Speaker 3 (42:16):
The latest specials on YouTube is called No s. We
just went over a million.
Speaker 1 (42:21):
People come on many especially when they tried to say
it was all short and for and stuff. They tried
to make us think comedy was gonna die, but just
trying to make it seem like, bro, you ain't you bro.
We give you your we give you your flowers all
the time.
Speaker 4 (42:36):
You're cold on that mic man, I appreciate that. For
you to really be that humble and it not be
an actor is crazy. Man, our ain't shipped to you.
Speaker 2 (42:45):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (42:45):
You ripped all the stages, man, and all very consistent
with the work. Yeah, I appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (42:52):
Only Comic View comedian is my grandma used to let
me watch Comic View with us. So it's like a
special place for the hosts and stuff, because, yeah, you
might have been the one white.
Speaker 2 (43:02):
Person you with.
Speaker 3 (43:04):
I think I'm the only white on air personality ever.
Like I had the reality show on BT. Then I
got those con view people like you're the people always
say like you're the first white hose congre. I said, well,
I was only white house the comed View. And then
it's funny I go out like eight nine years ago
to picture reality show and b T bought it in
the room. And then I was like, dang, all the
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all the networks.
Speaker 2 (43:26):
She went to what the fuck you was about to
say about network? Got that rule.
Speaker 3 (43:51):
Right here?
Speaker 2 (43:51):
This is not what you threw it away? Like edit this,
edit all this.
Speaker 3 (43:59):
This didn't happen.
Speaker 2 (43:59):
I got, I promise you for like a second, what
the oh clink that ship up here.
Speaker 3 (44:09):
Networks, networks with a lot of networks. The bet a
lot of networks.
Speaker 2 (44:15):
Going on this.
Speaker 3 (44:18):
It's kind of like we're right now.
Speaker 2 (44:21):
It's a network. Yeah, it's a neighbwork I've never heard
and man, Trump got everybody on edge.
Speaker 3 (44:31):
I got to bounce, guys. Yeah show, this is a
mini but mighty show.
Speaker 2 (44:35):
I'm glad I got to do it.
Speaker 3 (44:36):
I'm glad you guys came in on your day off.
Speaker 2 (44:37):
You mad that the episode ain't longer. You blame Atlanta traffic.
It's all my fault and that's me A fucking hour
to get here in traffic.
Speaker 3 (44:46):
How long have you lived in Atlanta?
Speaker 2 (44:49):
That's why we don't That's.
Speaker 3 (44:50):
Why we don't shoot.
Speaker 2 (44:51):
And you're doing that twenty years like the traffic just
hit it away.
Speaker 4 (44:56):
But every time we have to shoot early, I always
get fucked because I gotta come from all the way
on the other side to this side.
Speaker 2 (45:05):
It was already far.
Speaker 3 (45:06):
I'm gonna tell you what I told the first time
went to London and I had the opener that was,
did the bitch move on me? And I had this
thing the same guy that the same guy that likes
white girls in Okahoma City was there. They got the
London night before me. It's about an eight hour flight
from Cincinnati to London. They're out partying because the time changed.
(45:30):
I said, I'm about to take off. I said, listen,
have fun tonight party. What we're gonna do? I said,
my flight lands is six. One of you need to
be at the airport when I get there. I've never
been a lot of and I'm keep on paying for
the trip, right.
Speaker 2 (45:41):
So I was like this one, do you just be there?
Both of them?
Speaker 3 (45:45):
Neither of them was there. I'm talking. It got about noon.
I ain't heard from these motherfuckers yet. So I was
at the hotel. Uh they was at a different hotel
because I had us at the night ship. They was
at the not so nice ship. They start calling me
a new like where you at? I told the front den,
I said, I'm not here. Don't don't check. Don't let
them check in nothing. So I come down lobby. The
(46:06):
little gym was right next to the lobby. They were
standing there looking at me. I walked by him like this,
I'm a little lithical. They was at the glass looking.
I was a litical for two hours, a little sitting there.
This is why I told him. I said, look, if
somebody told you there was a million dollars at London's airport,
(46:26):
just be there six ten to pick it up, you
would have not have overslept. I was like, treat me
like I'm a man dogar right right?
Speaker 2 (46:33):
So, oh, you ain't shit to me.
Speaker 3 (46:43):
I got a balance.
Speaker 2 (46:46):
Hey, damn, I get it all right, I get it,
you know like white people like me on time we do.
Speaker 3 (46:52):
I was here early, I got here a three.
Speaker 2 (46:55):
But I ain't gonna let you. I ain't gonna let
you leave Nja. A gift man, Oh I'm talking about
I can't wait. I love gifts to Now you swag?
What's the hoodie? Swag?
Speaker 3 (47:10):
Now? This is gonna be awesome in ninety five degree
weather this weekend.
Speaker 2 (47:12):
No, you don't wear it this weekend, but you do
live in Ohio something.
Speaker 3 (47:16):
It's a whole sweatsuit with socks.
Speaker 2 (47:19):
Absolutely. Thank you. Hey man, we appreciate you stopping through that. Brother,
it's your first time. Don't let it be the last watch.
Speaker 3 (47:27):
I'm gonna wear it next. I'm gonna wear this on
the show all watch.
Speaker 2 (47:30):
Well, you know where you're at, man, stop that show
here let's get a click. Man. What your flas
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