June 16, 2023 • 55 mins
COMEDIAN MS.PAT CAME BACK TO THE TRAP TO DISCUSS HER NEWEST SEASON OF THE MS. PAT SHOW WITH KARLOUS & CLAYTON. SHE ALSO DISCUSSED BEING A STAR WITH A PARTNER THAT DOESNT CARE FOR THE SPOTLIGHT, THE WALMART OF KEWCHIE, AND SO MUCH MORE!
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
Hey man, welcome back to About Shoot. They're doing the
moment you gotta put that hands. It was on the
number one black show amongst black children who.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Are breastfed for two.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Long air played with their mama, titty shot.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
She was second one playing with us, the other one out.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Wow, you ain't coming no more.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
This show so strong, This whole show raised on breast milker.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Hey, you have no bread smelt.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
I was selling crack and that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
She you know, she loved you.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
She breastfited you with one niffles a lot of work
on one titty.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Oh she with me when I got shot.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Oh damn, damn.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
They both for us. He was in pamples and the a.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
In a car sleep.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Damn.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
I wonder if these white people who'll be having you
on they shows be thinking you playing when you say
this shit you ever seen they face? They don't know
the laugh they like.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
No, she is not bullshit.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
But let me give you a dope ass introduction because
you deserve one. Today, ladies and gentlemen, we have a
very special guest, a hilarious comedian, a friend of the family.
She remember when we was in the trap. Trap Now
she hadn't God damn manifested a whole come a new life,
down shit and pulled up stunning on me. Come on
(01:37):
my birthday, twin, Come on the most hilarious.
Speaker 5 (01:41):
Got one of the best shows out on TV right now,
take your ass and go white watch it the show
on b E T play down, holding it down.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
None other Dan, Miss Pat than you start starts TV.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
Start.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
How you living?
Speaker 4 (02:07):
I'm living. It's good out here.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
I'm having fun.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
I seen you back on stage too.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
Yeah, I'm I'm I'm finishing up the clubs and I'm
getting ready to move into theaters. So I'm doing my
first theater tour. Call your girl done made it?
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Yes you did.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Speaking of love, let me do the White People's Ship,
Miss Pat.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Your crowd work, Oh my god, it's amazing.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
I've been seeing the clips that you've been dropping from
the club performances, and that's that's been one of the
fan favorites. I don't know if you notice or that,
but because I see at the end of the show
you leave a little space where you can fuck with
the crowd and let them talk to you and and
things of that nature.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
I just I like, I like.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
I call it crowd chronicle because you know, people always
like to when they see you on TV. They like
to holler shot out from TV. So one thing I said,
I'm just gonna talk to the crowd when I finished,
and you know I won't be but a no. I
do an hour and a half before I even get
to that fucking crowd work, and they really like it.
You found out what was on people mine, you found
out what people going through, and you get I'm able
to capture some really funny shit, you know, just running
(03:13):
my mouth to regular people and now also make you
feel when they see you on TV day, I almost
feel like you're not human. And I think that humanized
me to the audience.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
Oh she she really acts like she is on TV.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
I'm like, miss just me out twenty four seven, make
it real? I tried.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Was the Wilder ship that happened doing one of those.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
I think I asked for a nurse and this lady stood,
I'm saying I'm a nurse. I said, what kind of nurse?
Speaker 4 (03:37):
He said?
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Seeing they I said, been said out?
Speaker 4 (03:39):
Are you clean up?
Speaker 1 (03:44):
No?
Speaker 4 (03:44):
Fucking But I mean I enjoyed.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
I'm enjoying it, you know, finally moving into theaters. That's
a that's a big jump. So that's some work and
I'm excited about that. People who take you out.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Out back and motherfuckers be everywhere.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Yeah, I'm without back. They're doing they doing my first tour,
so I'm excited.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Are you with the right people. Yeah, they're gonna make
sure that money there.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
You know, That's one of the reason why I chose
them because I know they had taken y'all out Simes
on tour, so I was like, well, call on fuck
with him and I ain't seen that neggaive online.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
I guess we got ship negative to say.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
They'd be like, crolos, whatever you want to do, man,
just fucking.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Let me know.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
Yeah, So you know, we work.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
We just started partnering up and then I'm gonna going
to finish this year out and then I'm gonna go
into next year with them. So looking forward to it.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
And the show getting.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
It is and I'm seeing the growth you were actually
in there. You don't relaxed and you just letting that
ship flow. And I love the chemistry that you got
with Tammy Rohmer, Like you would have thought that y'all
was real sisters, the way that y'all able to build
that ship on the set like that, and the way
it comes across.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
It's so real.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
You know, people really love me and Tammy together. And
I've said this a million times. You know, my the
co creator joined Cooper, you know, he had her from
day one, her and the daddy, and he's like, I'm
telling y'all gonna go great together. Shout out to Tamm.
She just had a birthday too, And both of us
are same fucking people. So I'm like, we're both areas,
we're both strong. How the fuck this gonna work? And
(05:18):
I didn't know Tammy from reality shows, so when I
she's fucking a dope ass actress that mother, don't drop
no lines And I'm sitting down and I know, I'm.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
This whole story is incredible.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
The story is also incredible because a lot of times
what I write, it hits home for her. And you know,
like the third season, we did the whole thing about
my mom and boyfriend molested me, and you know, she
shared some you know, things like what she been through
in life. And you can tell when someone Tammy is
acting or if she if she experienced something. And I
always tell the cooch cre I was like, she's been
(05:50):
here before. But deamafucker can act her ass off and
people people really think Tammy Roman and my fucking sister,
I got.
Speaker 4 (05:59):
You.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
You say shit in conversation that be heaviest fuck that
people be like. And then some my mother boy like,
how do you deal with these traumatic, as heavy as
subjects with a smile like this? You know?
Speaker 3 (06:13):
I tell people all the time, you take the darkest
shit and you laugh at it. So I don't let
shit get me down. I just said. And the thing
about the trauma and dark shit, people just scared to
say it out loud.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
Oh the oh. You know. I don't want you to feel.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Sorry for me. I want you to laugh at when
I say I've been molested because other people have been
through the same thing. But when you crying about it
and you're dwelling over it, it's got control of you.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
Ain't shit controlling me. I'm free.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
I don't get mad at their daddy because he shot
me in the head. That nigga live in a room
and house. I'm winning. Why shouldn't I tell the story?
Why shouldn't you? You know, if motherfucker hell you down
or did you wrong, what you're gonna cry for? I
can't change the past, but I can damn show enough
control of the future.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
I love it.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Because the ship We've just been sitting here just you know,
in regular conversation, and then you dropped some heavy ship
like that.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
I know the people like.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
That could really help somebody who wow, like just to
hear somebody say that, like you said, could could just
be that that one that make them change however they
feel about whatever they done been through.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
And I get that all the time.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
You know.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
People people thank me for being an open minded mom
with a gay daughter. People thank me for telling my
story because she did not.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
She hell, mother.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
Me something.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
You live with them an a whole.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
These are not your.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Daddy, you call it your son in lawd what's they
pronounced every time?
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Dad?
Speaker 3 (08:07):
He she she liked them big bitches looked like basketball
players that didn't make it to the NBA for real.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
She's like, looked like him for real.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
She like a player. Waste time trying to find bitsiness
that looks like when somebody.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
Girlfriends looked like Clays did make bitch with the sacond.
Pagn't say they ain't got it Clay and got the weight.
They think, Yeah, they look like they could a dog
and they lost weight.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Damn, you're trying to have the ads and baggy ship.
Speaker 4 (08:51):
You know, the crazy part. I just wish you get married.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
That's what I wish whatever whatever they would call themselves,
because he's almost forty.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Oh with them and they you don't funk with them
the days.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
She like, she like, she like bitches, like y'all.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
What the look nothing?
Speaker 4 (09:21):
No, no, no, I'm not saying.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Y'all like y'all. You know, She's like, look, I got
something going on.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
Talking about it.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
I'm talking about no ches, lames and their negative sip.
You know, you don't miss about me.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
She like she like rough neck like you know, she's
like me and bitches.
Speaker 4 (09:44):
Yeah, yeah, stuns. Yeah, she alway in.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Being with a cool bitch like you callos cool bitch
like col.
Speaker 6 (10:05):
Treat me who kind of god damn way when you come.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
Up here, My girlfriend is actually way bigger than you.
Speaker 4 (10:14):
She you and everything.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
I believe it, man, I mean, and then I think
that's why people, you know.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Really great that they have with my shirt off, it
just colors me cool.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
Well you know that they tities removed. We ain't gonna
know that, you what, they hate us that much?
Speaker 2 (10:36):
What I'm talking about they hate us that much.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
I don't think she ever been with a girl who
had a boozeer a little but you know, but back
to this, but back to the show. I think that's
what they like because we talk about we get really
heavy with a what a way to make ship funny?
Speaker 2 (10:56):
And I'm like, how y'all sprinkle just enough cussing in
the show.
Speaker 4 (10:59):
They go love.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
It's just like that ship. That's what made the ship top.
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
It's like because they it ain't like y'all just cousin
up a storm.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
It's like y'all saying the right ship in the right.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Moments when people would because that ship hit to me, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Some adult ship have grown people talk.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
Well, that's what we call it, a grown foe sick come.
It's the first sitcom to ever do it. Yeah, I
guarantee somebody white gonna come along and do it and
it's gonna blow up. It's gonna be that friend.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
My dad.
Speaker 4 (11:34):
At like they created it.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
We did it first. Yeah, we did it first. I'm
just thankful that you know, BT plus you know, understood
what we was trying to do and they allowed us
to do it because that show got shopped aloud. It's
not easy making a show. I'm quite sure y'all know
that he got shopped.
Speaker 4 (11:52):
Like I was to work for a while, man, five years,
five years.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
And plus you just made it out of that that area,
you know, like that first season they like, you don't
know if you're coming back, and then in the second
season like we still don't know now season or and
they know what you wrot do with it, ye like,
and I've been people y'all paid homage to a lot
of the other sitcome, yes, we do with the people
you have on that to be able to do that, man,
(12:20):
I'm gonna give on you know, tell her to do it.
Speaker 7 (12:25):
No.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
When we asked her, we wanted her to well, the
co creator wanted her to say bitches, and she said,
I'm not gonna call a black woman a bitch, but
I say everything else.
Speaker 4 (12:32):
And boy did she say everything.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
Some shit get cut out, but she said everything else.
It was like I was like even when we work
with the Mama from The Fresh Prince and I was
I remember standing on setting like.
Speaker 4 (12:44):
I'm gonna sit with these people.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
That's how I look at it, you know, like we
did Julia Julia white Erkle, and.
Speaker 4 (12:51):
You know, sometimes I'm.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
Not gonna say I kind of get star struck, but
I have to take a moment to say, damn, I
from here with these people. I grew up watching these
people do their thing. They're on my show, and you know,
now people, you know, at first, people kind of shout
away from the show because it was something different. But
when I'm out at the end of it, like, hey,
(13:14):
I want.
Speaker 4 (13:14):
To work with you.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
I want I'm like, you wanna be on cussing sitcom?
Speaker 4 (13:18):
But we have a good time.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
We do it in front of a live studio audience.
It's like old fucking multicam.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
You know.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
We get one hundred and fifty two hundred people over
there and we have a ball every Friday.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Talk about that. They don't do that a lot, no more, no.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
Because they went to can laughter. They went to can laughter,
and you know they don't.
Speaker 4 (13:37):
They don't not.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
When we was in l A and we were shooting
the pilot, I remember saying, we went from set to set,
different people were shooting pilot and they literally hide laughter laughters,
and I was like, what the fuck is this? I
couldn't believe it, and I just told my coch crasta
A nigga ain't hire no mo fuck laughter. These nigga
gonna laugh it this shit. We gonna rewrite it till
we find something funny. And we did the two episodes
on the pilot and they killed and you know, Hulu
(14:00):
shot the pilot and then pick it up. Shout out
to Hulu, I ain't mad. I love y'all. But then
BT picked it up and we and in Atlanta, they
didn't shoot live shows. So this is the first one
sitcom with the audience, so we had to build.
Speaker 4 (14:14):
The first time.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
In the first episode. The second episode we shot, we
had thirty people and the sound warn't working. It was
fucking a nightmare. But we worked to get it right.
Now last year, last season, we had to turn away people.
So many people showing up, and people really enjoyed the show.
They feel like it's finally a black woman that represents
somebody in their family. Everybody ain't got no fucking college degree,
(14:37):
Everybody ain't got no motherfucker doctor or lawyer. Well, I'm
that hood rad Hunt, I'm that mama, I'm that grandmama
that say whatever the fuck you want to say. And
black people and white people and everybody appreciate.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
It, right, you do get that antievab like you were
living smoking the house.
Speaker 3 (14:51):
Now you don't smoking.
Speaker 4 (14:52):
My motherfucking hot call, I ain't coming that old bullshit.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Then you.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Run out the house. She in the bathroom bleaching her
heads on out saying, you know this whole country and hey,
what's up Chicago's you? Man, Carlos Miller's a lot of twenty.
(15:18):
First I will be in the city, full up on me. Man.
You know, I'm gonna be at the Riviera there, man,
so you know, put your little clean ass out there
on make sure your lady looking good, and pull up
on your boats.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
Man, we're gonna have a good time.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
We're talking good ship Chicago. That's July of twenty. First,
come check up on me. We're gonna be cleaning and
the longing that come sitting at the end of the day.
I'm on tour, so just make sure you get the
tickets and I'll let man, you know.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Just come have a good time.
Speaker 4 (15:50):
I see when I get there, because what they do.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Except dance, old boy, that dude that bleach is not
this mail love.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
What's your name? Quish?
Speaker 3 (16:08):
She got about sixteen kids.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
I know the buzzards look good. I can tell you
about that mouth. That buzzard good. She got that quest mouth?
Speaker 4 (16:19):
What you.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
Let me see? We will wrap later because you know
what I'm saying, we start building. Here come your mama,
one ten and Avenue Old one. You're gonna show up and.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
Kill the.
Speaker 3 (16:33):
Man. You got questions for job on your phone?
Speaker 4 (16:36):
Not the fuck out wish you get my number?
Speaker 3 (16:38):
This I didn't write your I don't want to see
your motherfucking go.
Speaker 4 (16:43):
What quistion? I ain't gonna say.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
What what the oar?
Speaker 2 (16:47):
Dropping here?
Speaker 1 (16:48):
You do?
Speaker 2 (16:52):
You got you on the white fight? Question?
Speaker 8 (16:56):
Everybody phone gonna pop up on the white fire somebody
to put queention?
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Ain't that in the group chat?
Speaker 9 (17:02):
No?
Speaker 4 (17:03):
She got a man, she.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
Got ain't nobody asked to be a man?
Speaker 4 (17:07):
Exactly?
Speaker 1 (17:08):
Know what makes y'all literally, don't take it so literally?
Speaker 10 (17:14):
A little pot as y'all for picture.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
We got him up the streets, that nigga was running
a gang and we turned his life.
Speaker 4 (17:22):
He was in the game.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
He was in the game.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
Was he with him?
Speaker 7 (17:25):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (17:26):
No?
Speaker 3 (17:29):
He looked like a rat dog or there. But you
I met you up on all that hair. He a
good looking nigga. If you say that, nigga down.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
No, don't do this.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
Every time you come here, you leave somebody who worked
here fucked.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
Up last time. No, he that's what.
Speaker 4 (17:49):
He quick.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
No, No he here. He just ain't in here with you. You,
alady feel I did say to him, you.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
Called him a little bit and everything you told him
you were, you told him you were stuff me in
your puzzy.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
You know.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
I was looking for him today.
Speaker 4 (18:08):
He ain't.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
He got in the office and got her mother to death. There.
Speaker 4 (18:15):
He kept holler about his woman. Is he still with her?
Speaker 2 (18:17):
You fucked that up?
Speaker 1 (18:22):
She saw some of that, and I'm like about me
like that?
Speaker 2 (18:26):
What man?
Speaker 3 (18:27):
He ain't.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
That ain't my business to be discussing on camera like that.
Speaker 3 (18:31):
You know, I hate a niggaho bragged on the beach
all time. You ain't gotta tell you that, my mama,
I'm not nigga.
Speaker 4 (18:36):
I'm not trying to fuck you. I don't even know.
Speaker 3 (18:39):
What he looks like.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
See, I shouldn't have brought it up, Chad, I'm off
your relationship. Last I feel to change the subject because
you're actually real doing that.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
No, just get out.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
You gotta get out of that.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
How many kids you gott I have four kids in
two ABORI shoes.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
You ever think about the two that didn't make it.
Speaker 3 (19:13):
I told him if they come back when I get
some money out.
Speaker 4 (19:15):
Gonna keep them.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
I'm a good mama. This is all you kill. They
kids don't claim I claim everybody.
Speaker 4 (19:26):
I had one miscarry.
Speaker 3 (19:27):
Her name was Jazmine, so they bought me a cabich
pecked kid to replace her.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
M So at four, I think when you think, if
you get the heaven, all the kids that you ain't
keep gonna be like my mama.
Speaker 3 (19:39):
Right there, I'm gonna say, boy, bag up, don't know you.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
They not gonna be like the my mama.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
They'll be like, oh did you have fun?
Speaker 3 (19:53):
Did you have fun? I returned your ass. I don't
understand why this country gonna tell us we can't have
no bortion. Everything ain't capable.
Speaker 4 (20:09):
You could be able to go back and.
Speaker 3 (20:10):
Return ship to a front store of Walmart. You should
be able to return a baby if you don't want one.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
Yeah, or you should at least you should at least
get approved for what you do down there.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
You got a value reason.
Speaker 3 (20:21):
They should just be like I'm serious, I mean, and
I'm not saying I say, do you when you see this?
But it's nothing wrong with getting abortion. This is my body.
Nobody fucking owns me. I should be able to talk
about my abortion openly. This is I do what the
fuck I wanna do. First of all, why you getting
involved when you ain't the motherfucking daddy or the baby
that we kill it? You know you ain't any motherfucking daddy.
(20:42):
You want to act like you care.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
I ain't the daddy, and I'm gonna act like I care.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
You can what uh uh? I believe that the woman
should make the choice. Is her body, that's right.
Speaker 3 (20:55):
It's my body is my right. You you not there
to hold my path when my period come on.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
That's too deep that's too deepness pain.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
You shouldn't want nobody to do.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
Goddamn nigga, you had to hold the pad.
Speaker 4 (21:20):
Sometimes they come with belts.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
It's so much ship. We don't know about puzzes. Bruh.
Speaker 3 (21:24):
I'm just saying, you know, it's it's a woman rights
to do what the fuck you want to do. By
the time you say you having a boys, people want
to look down on you like it's something wrong. It's
nothing wrong with getting abors. You do you don't you
let nobody tell you what the Let me tell you something.
If they ain't telling us to stop plastic surge, why
the fuck they're gonna do something else. That ship is
out of hand.
Speaker 4 (21:45):
More asses are put on women.
Speaker 3 (21:47):
The babies are being killed in this country.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
I don't even know why. I don't know why they
buy ass.
Speaker 3 (21:53):
They buy asses so you can look colos.
Speaker 4 (21:58):
You don't like fake booties, don't.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
I don't like chip fake?
Speaker 4 (22:02):
Do you like scratch marks on bitches?
Speaker 2 (22:04):
Yeah, ain't no wrong with that.
Speaker 3 (22:07):
Damn shul came here with my stomaccount.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
Do you know where the stretch marks are? What they're doing?
What they're doing? Is it a few of them? A
lot of them look like a bas.
Speaker 3 (22:19):
You don't like the scratch mars and bitches chest?
Speaker 4 (22:21):
What is in the chest?
Speaker 3 (22:24):
Is it from getting all the way down the stomach?
Speaker 2 (22:27):
Is it from? I mean, I don't know, miss pat.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
I don't want to make a blanket statement, but I
mean some some some.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
Stretch marks in the right place.
Speaker 4 (22:39):
What is the right flight?
Speaker 2 (22:40):
Motherfucker's be hitting like like on the ass? Well, this
ship looks like thunder and lightening.
Speaker 3 (22:49):
As like thunder and lightened.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
Yeah, like right right.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
Here on the little on the little ask some people
got that's where it supposed to be then, like right
behind the leg as.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
Yeah, all that stretched that.
Speaker 3 (23:03):
Okay, you want to be to look like your mom
and auntie.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
That's all the places though, Yeah, I want that normal
places as opposed to nigga.
Speaker 3 (23:10):
That Walmart fan is sucking my eyes up.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
They forgot me crime, Just just just turn it the
other way. Yes, lord, she ain't hot no more.
Speaker 3 (23:18):
I have hot flashy, but the motherfucker sucking me up
over he little motherfucking nine. Now, I don't want the
motherfucking doctor peip.
Speaker 4 (23:25):
I can tell you.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
That I was give you one of them, so you
ain't have to worry about that.
Speaker 3 (23:29):
Give me fucking schoolgirl, water you school girl, I.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
Dropped that rear h yeah, but you used to be
he was over there by the.
Speaker 4 (23:38):
School I did elementary.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
When you dropped that eighth grade ship, it wasn't even
hard then, what you're talking.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
About, het You weaing know what I'm saying. School wasn't
even hard tout ninth grade.
Speaker 3 (23:58):
Oh yeah, but I had gotten pregnant with actually, so
I dropped out.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
Oh I ain't even gonna I don't even want to
talk about Ashley no more because ship she's I thought
you said some ship.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
She'd be saying some ship too.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
I didn't even know about Ashley until one day I
was on Instagram and I saw a picture and I said, damn,
it's too miss Pats.
Speaker 3 (24:21):
I tell you that's the hardest part about having a
gay daughter, because she be on her kissing them bitches,
and it be my face.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
You're gonna be in a tabloid.
Speaker 3 (24:30):
I be bitch, give my face off the bitch on Instagram.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
That's all you be doing, all that in Portland, kissing
all on these all in the mouth and all that. Well,
you know what, I'm gonna have to get a separate interview.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
I got to bring you on here because you got
a story to tell you what. She gonna make it
way back. She is. You said she was with you
with you got shot.
Speaker 3 (25:03):
The titty she was he just don't remember she picked
She didn't picked me.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
Gay she was. I had to push you.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
Know what was funny when I got shot that day,
she the police pulled up because I thought I had
rupped my titty on the door jam at the crackhouse.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
See this, how this this is how you take paid
and then make comedy.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
This is dark as hell. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (25:38):
So she's a police kid that she like four years old.
So they said what happened? So you know, when you're
drug dealer, you don't tell what happened. So I said no,
So she just bus I said, well, my mama shot
at mot and Monk shot my mama and her titty
sell out And.
Speaker 4 (25:55):
She was like four.
Speaker 3 (25:55):
Years old and she was holding this day by his
name because they was.
Speaker 4 (25:59):
In the coat when I got shot. So she give him, buy.
Speaker 3 (26:02):
The car, run to the front door to crack out,
dragging her little brother.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
Wow, boy, this is gonna season five of Snowfall gonna
be a motherfucker.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
When they get to Atlanta and MS pat takeover. Man,
this look it's two episodes right here. This is this
is a season.
Speaker 4 (26:22):
Come on, man, we got ship out. Who shot it?
Speaker 1 (26:26):
We turned onto any one of them power books and
anybody getting shot in the titty we're.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
Seeing we sew it right here. That story we would represent.
Speaker 3 (26:35):
Don't do that. Come get me fifty. I want to
be on the pile book. I don't get called for
stuff like that. Fuck it, we'll shoot out on Yeah,
I get called for a lot of other stuff, but
not that. I don't get called for hoodie ship.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
The white people love you.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
They're trying to steal you away from us, and they
think we ain't watching jimm Rose and Joe Rogan and
all the white people who got two names we on y'all,
y'all steal what's the little age dude, Bobby, Bobby here,
know your friends with all of them? Missboy show, the
(27:16):
White Girl Podcast?
Speaker 2 (27:18):
What are you talking about? I saw you on that
Whitney Coming. She was a point star. Ain't a point
star named Whitney Coming.
Speaker 4 (27:25):
No, don't forget about bird Christ.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
I know, mother know him, and God damn Tom, I'm
getting ready to do. I'm doing burn Crashure cruise kick
Burke crashes Asssture called me and asked me the family Cadillac.
I said, Burke fifteen, God damn Cadillacs. Ain't hurry back
from him yet.
Speaker 4 (27:47):
He fuck Burke here.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
You don't want to spend money with me because I'm black?
Speaker 4 (27:54):
Oh, yes, I know.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
I just gotta throw some. I just gotta throw some.
Motherfucking mother gets out there. They show us.
Speaker 3 (28:03):
He just mentioned you. When I was there. I did
his cookie show work, and he said he.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
Wanted to come on that motherfucker way.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
You had, dude come over there and roll all the
big ass blunts like sushi the Netflix ship when you're
on that uh huh yeah.
Speaker 3 (28:17):
At the cabin and ship what was it called the cabin?
Speaker 2 (28:19):
Yeah, I wanted to be on that ship. They ain't
called me one. I wanted to come up there.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
This motherfucker had the blood roller flew in and they.
Speaker 2 (28:28):
Just rolled big ass bloods on. It was. It was
amazing on.
Speaker 3 (28:32):
The episode when the bitch was rocking the bowls beating
on the bows and makes you, yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
You did the meditation.
Speaker 3 (28:39):
Yeah, the meditation is stupid.
Speaker 2 (28:40):
Ship.
Speaker 3 (28:41):
They just rich people off and you get your kids
to hit the motherfucking bowls and feel the same thing
when rich people got money to waste.
Speaker 2 (28:48):
You should have took Ashley. Huh, you should have took Ashley.
Speaker 3 (28:54):
I didn't take Ashley. Really, don't take Ashley the TV
with me take They don't pay for ash they just
pay for me.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
I'm telling you.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
Ashley's ass said, tell her about the way she get
down already.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
You could use her skis win for what. Yeah, I'm
telling you.
Speaker 9 (29:12):
Manka mis pac man, let me.
Speaker 3 (29:22):
Tell you some colors. I really think you should hang.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
Out with as I damn sure we'll we on the
same type of ship.
Speaker 3 (29:31):
You really should you.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
You mean to tell me I live in this whole.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
It's crazy to get my nigga, Ashley.
Speaker 2 (29:42):
She wanted them a foul my nigga.
Speaker 3 (29:48):
I tried to give a real easy name.
Speaker 4 (29:50):
My name is.
Speaker 3 (29:53):
Cause I named her after the young and the wrestlers.
And it was later on that sleeping with a married
man Astley abbit.
Speaker 1 (29:59):
That's too feminine, though, I don't think what they call
you in the streets, Ashley.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
Now you know she got a little stud name too.
They all got cold name.
Speaker 4 (30:09):
Who's your cold name?
Speaker 2 (30:21):
She might be right with the lower case D, though,
Lord about.
Speaker 3 (30:30):
I'm telling them, okay, daughter, what about my son over there?
He's slow?
Speaker 1 (30:37):
He not all that miss Patch show you're giving him.
He banned some of the best puzzy in the cell.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
He basking good ship.
Speaker 3 (30:49):
I'll be buying the mother fucking pussy.
Speaker 2 (30:51):
Got a girl? What the that mean?
Speaker 3 (30:53):
What the fuck it better not?
Speaker 2 (30:54):
Man? You're crazy?
Speaker 1 (30:55):
Is here? Mama famous too? Got a TV show?
Speaker 4 (30:59):
Famous?
Speaker 3 (31:00):
When I go home, I'm Patricia Leaship Well.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
As long as you give him the money is miss
pat Now I'm not giving him, but don't act like
you ain't gave him ship.
Speaker 2 (31:09):
He is a grown man. Whatever you gave.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
Him this extra anyway, that's funck off money. He supposed
to buy a little majesty that puzzle.
Speaker 9 (31:15):
With it's doing your thing, passed on, fucked up.
Speaker 2 (31:21):
Anywhere around her. He mean all the magic on the phone.
He's about to get on the phone now, I don't
know what he's talking about.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
They came out yet, but when they do, I don't
know what he was talking about.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
You know, I call him.
Speaker 3 (31:35):
When I was fifteen, and when I'm in the streets
with everybody think that's my man. I hate that sh too.
Speaker 2 (31:41):
You think he likes it?
Speaker 1 (31:44):
He like, man, don't fucking play with me like that.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
Do you not see this lady? My sister shape just
is my lady.
Speaker 4 (31:58):
Everybody say we fucking like who I like?
Speaker 3 (32:00):
Chocolate Drop said that my motherfucker's son, bitch.
Speaker 4 (32:03):
There ain't no chocolate.
Speaker 2 (32:04):
Drops actually show up.
Speaker 3 (32:05):
If anybody a fucking stupid colors.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
Hey question, you might you gotta stand up. Been sitting
down for a minute. I don't want you to smitsh
that new boodle.
Speaker 2 (32:26):
That's where get it stayed. You gotta walk it out.
I don't never sit longer than that. See that's what.
Speaker 4 (32:37):
Oh my god, that's.
Speaker 2 (32:40):
Where the discoloration? Are you sitting on the level seat?
Is your problem? Question?
Speaker 1 (32:45):
We can't do club no more in the big leagues.
Now you might if we use your picture on our.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
Brother We actually on our logo.
Speaker 4 (32:57):
They got an asshole.
Speaker 2 (32:58):
Asshole.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
Oh you want the question, you walk especial Now you
can get the quition if you sign up for the subscription.
Speaker 2 (33:11):
We could do six hundred dollars right now. We're sorry. Oh,
they definitely watched this ship.
Speaker 1 (33:22):
This is the number one show amongst black people between
the ages of four and eighty one.
Speaker 3 (33:29):
Four.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
Yeah, we got a whole another group of people who
watch the show. We got some infants like, I don't
know if you have young children, know you just had
a baby. Trust me, turn this shit on and put
them in front of it. They going to sleep. They
don't need they don't need the context. It's the sound
of our voices at the timing, in the pacing. It's
(33:51):
really soothing to new boys and infants. It's been proven
cats love this show, pitt bulls especially. I get it
deos all the time of people sending me their animals
and they just really tune in and watch what.
Speaker 2 (34:04):
We got going on.
Speaker 4 (34:06):
Oh that's awesome.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
White people too, White people fuck with this shit.
Speaker 3 (34:10):
I get a lot of white people come to the
show and black I seen you. I saw your eighty
five South.
Speaker 2 (34:14):
Yeah, they with us.
Speaker 3 (34:15):
A lot of people that saw me on eighty five South.
Thank you order yourself. I appreciate that.
Speaker 2 (34:20):
Oh yeah, y'all.
Speaker 1 (34:21):
Continue to love and support everybody you see on this
stage and this show, And if you see Ashley in
the streets, make sure you show her a lot of.
Speaker 2 (34:28):
Love, give her attending to rub.
Speaker 1 (34:34):
We're gonna start a foundation called Titties for Ashley.
Speaker 4 (34:40):
She don't need no more color.
Speaker 2 (34:42):
Exactly with the Rubber Titty Foundation, not.
Speaker 4 (34:48):
The Rubber Titty Foundation.
Speaker 1 (34:50):
Some of the making wish kids wish is just the
rubber titty.
Speaker 2 (34:55):
Some of them probably they probably don't even allow that.
Speaker 3 (34:58):
You know, well, I had a specialty uncle, Uncle that
my granddad would always given by a pussy.
Speaker 2 (35:04):
That's that's love.
Speaker 3 (35:06):
But I you know, I look at you know, we
were dealing with my uncle as a kid because My
grandad brought him puss here on Friday and.
Speaker 4 (35:13):
Friday every Friday.
Speaker 2 (35:15):
That's a treat. I wish somebody loved me that much.
That's the only day that kept him in check.
Speaker 3 (35:24):
But I think I think people think because people are
special need, they don't want to be sexual active, but
they do want to be sexual.
Speaker 1 (35:30):
But I think it's against the law to be fucking
on them.
Speaker 2 (35:32):
Man, No, what how would you they can fuck?
Speaker 1 (35:37):
You mean to tell me that they grown and they
can't fuck just because they Uncle with cripple. He wasn't
he fun there Friday?
Speaker 2 (35:45):
He was Monday through Thursday.
Speaker 7 (35:47):
No, he was crippled. Amy first was normally it was going.
I took everything, nigga, straighten up, don't need.
Speaker 1 (36:01):
No walking, no fucking walking on Friday, get my wheel.
Speaker 6 (36:13):
Back, ye walk into the content. That is not what
happened then back then went out on me. He walked
up in there, you know, trying to bring.
Speaker 2 (36:25):
Her back broken. Doctor said I need a backyard.
Speaker 4 (36:34):
Forgiving me.
Speaker 3 (36:34):
I was gonna tell my special need.
Speaker 1 (36:36):
Uncle son and tell him he wanted to hear what
I told him.
Speaker 3 (36:39):
On my special But my grandad would by and push
it here Friday and and and it kept from He
thought that he thought he helped.
Speaker 4 (36:45):
With the seizure, but you know he did.
Speaker 1 (36:48):
I love holistic medicine, man, If something ever wrong with me,
just do that.
Speaker 2 (36:56):
Just keep giving me different hands of puss into something.
Start working clean, Try to putting it on his face.
You allergic to penicenta? Maybe how you're gonna give it.
We were gonna put it in a puzzy. No, let's try.
Let's try. Let's see what happened.
Speaker 7 (37:13):
Man.
Speaker 2 (37:16):
If you insist, Oh.
Speaker 4 (37:19):
Think of it as listed medicine, but it is.
Speaker 2 (37:23):
Pusses definitely got medicine in it. Probably if I think
that would be a lot of them school shootings and
the mad shootings.
Speaker 1 (37:30):
But like some of them dudes they be talking about
because they could get a woman and some ship man.
They need many a pussy.
Speaker 3 (37:37):
You know, really, somebody should open a place called bust
a nut and then you puss it behind a wall
and you're payl fee to get in, and then they
could just hit all the pussies that they want. Then
they could be prostaged puss.
Speaker 2 (37:48):
But that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
At some point they're gonna have to They're gonna have
to legalize prostitution.
Speaker 2 (37:54):
They're gonna have to legalize.
Speaker 1 (37:56):
Prostitution like some medicinal prostitution.
Speaker 2 (37:58):
Yeah, man, I can't see.
Speaker 3 (38:06):
I got a.
Speaker 2 (38:09):
Man, I got social paracs.
Speaker 4 (38:12):
The fuck is social parescs.
Speaker 1 (38:14):
That's why I get so scared around people. I can't
say nothing. You know, some people need one of them
little dogs.
Speaker 2 (38:20):
I just be a little I think to really help
with the sleep avenue.
Speaker 3 (38:28):
Okay, Oh, I'm glad pussy is natural medicine.
Speaker 9 (38:32):
It is.
Speaker 1 (38:33):
I wish people had, you know, they always want people
to have access to good you know, like healthcare and
public resources. I want everybody to have access to a
little piece of bussey or nothing. And then good clean,
but good clean, like we need like a place with
a good reputation that's known for having good pussy.
Speaker 2 (38:53):
And just said, like the Walmart of coach Buzz or
nut bust or nut And they got a drive.
Speaker 1 (38:59):
Dude, you shouldn't be a draft draft through too freaking
They got damn laying to be all the way down
the street.
Speaker 2 (39:05):
No, they working like they be out there. No way,
ain't no way they're gonna be getting You.
Speaker 3 (39:11):
Want to pushing with flowers, yolks, yogurt you won't bother
on your puss.
Speaker 2 (39:20):
Go ahead.
Speaker 3 (39:24):
Me.
Speaker 1 (39:25):
I feel like that's somewhere You're gonna have to be
buzzed then, and they're gonna have to see your ID.
You shouldn't be able to just pull up the side
the right. Your name got to be in the database.
They're gonna be pair bo. It looks like you're a
new customer here. We're gonna have to get some blood working.
You're be able to come back in two weeks if
everything comes up. What what it cost to get in
(39:48):
the initial membership is gonna sound ridiculous because you it's
it's a sin. You're gonna have to pay the initial
it's gonna be up in there. It might be a
thousand or two just to get in the database because.
Speaker 2 (39:59):
Then and you can go to although.
Speaker 4 (40:02):
Because it's like a buffet, get all you want once.
Speaker 2 (40:05):
See that's what's that's that's one time all you can hit. Yeah,
lifetime membership.
Speaker 4 (40:12):
No six months?
Speaker 2 (40:12):
Oh hell no, that ain't a good deal. No more.
Ain't got to sell this house to get in this ship.
Speaker 4 (40:21):
He's selling your truck.
Speaker 2 (40:22):
I'm trying to get I gotta got your little thing
going on. You trying to get into database. No, hell no,
I'm already in the baby.
Speaker 1 (40:33):
I just got it renewscription Listen, I got twenty four
hours to come up with seven thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (40:41):
Are they gonna break my dick? They got my nest
down there in the freezer, got.
Speaker 1 (40:53):
Two more feats of paperwork, and my Social Security car
is supposed to come back.
Speaker 2 (40:58):
We're kicking it all next week.
Speaker 4 (41:00):
I don't want to sounds like you guys been there.
Speaker 2 (41:03):
Yeah, no, oh no, I don't know. I don't know.
I don't know. That's that's a lot. That's a lot.
Twenty thousand gotta be at least six hundred. That's the
price of Booty Old. I'm saying, like, you gotta go you.
Speaker 3 (41:22):
That's Tipperary.
Speaker 2 (41:25):
What you think they're doing with the old ones? Reselling
the refurbished? Crazy? Y'all ain't got nothing back there, dude, man,
you know pick up this Wednesday. What can we expect
(41:46):
from the next season? A misspassed show? You got in there?
Speaker 3 (41:51):
Surprises are we got a lot of surprises.
Speaker 2 (41:54):
You can't tell us.
Speaker 4 (41:55):
No, I can't tell you that I knew it.
Speaker 2 (41:58):
And you know, give us a hint, give the people
a hint.
Speaker 3 (42:02):
You know it's gonna be funny. It's gonna be funny.
Speaker 2 (42:04):
We trust that.
Speaker 3 (42:05):
Yeah, I mean, you wait the fucking show. It's gonna
be funny. And I tw some other things I'm working
on too. I sold another show and some other things.
So coming down the pipeline. But what's up, you know,
because I'm in the fourth I'm going into the you know,
next season, the Miss Past show.
Speaker 4 (42:20):
So things are starting.
Speaker 3 (42:21):
You get about five six, you know, so it's on
to the next thing.
Speaker 4 (42:26):
I've been.
Speaker 3 (42:26):
I mean, I'm thankful, you know, if it goes past four,
if it goes past five or six, I'm it was
a show that wasn't supposed to last, So wasn't he
supposed to get out there? So I'm I'm I'm just
thankful as hell.
Speaker 2 (42:39):
You know nothing, I might as well enjoy yourself. You know,
your car gets broke into tonight.
Speaker 1 (42:50):
Like this, we are you a special and you as
knowing your only fans content.
Speaker 11 (42:57):
I'm trying to get some follow this shake shake, shake, shake, shake,
shake Old Dad shake shake, shake, shake, shake, make the
whole crowd shake shake, shake, shake, shape shake.
Speaker 3 (43:12):
My daddy had me who seized the one where he
nedded bro won't nobody in there with me.
Speaker 2 (43:15):
It was just me.
Speaker 4 (43:16):
He was the onlyest pird I like, so, don't nobody
want to come? Okay, shit, this is easy.
Speaker 3 (43:26):
Has some door shake shake, shake shake.
Speaker 2 (43:29):
I'm through smoking weed. That ship ain't got too strong.
Speaker 1 (43:32):
While you say that because I was had the other
day orders a pregnancy pillow, the one that you.
Speaker 2 (43:37):
Lay between the legs. That ain't really a bad idea.
I'm at home taking naps like I'm ten months now nowadays, Joe,
I ain't got to go nowhere.
Speaker 1 (43:58):
You know, Joel's come and take three four years off
and then come back.
Speaker 4 (44:01):
All yeah, come back.
Speaker 1 (44:03):
So you can come back to it. You know, if
you choose to hs what you want to do that
you ain't did yet, that's like top of your list.
Speaker 2 (44:11):
Yeah, who you want to have on now that you
ain't had on?
Speaker 4 (44:14):
Come on on, ice Q?
Speaker 3 (44:15):
You know I love me some ice C. Yeah, I'm
a big ice Q fan. I always had a crush on.
Speaker 4 (44:22):
I mean, not like that.
Speaker 2 (44:23):
But your husband ain't gonna come out the house.
Speaker 3 (44:30):
I got you, ice C.
Speaker 2 (44:35):
I'll tell you that. Get in the Patricia. Both of'am
go ahead this Hey, If I was still at the
General motives. God damn.
Speaker 4 (44:46):
Hey, the general motives, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (44:51):
I mean, you know, we're gonna have some really good
guest stars this year, so I'm looking forward to that.
Speaker 4 (44:59):
I'm excited, I really am so.
Speaker 3 (45:02):
But the things I would like to do, I would
like to do more movies.
Speaker 4 (45:05):
Okay, I like to create movies.
Speaker 1 (45:08):
Ooh, what's your if you can have any what care like?
What type of care do you want to play? Ideally
in your head?
Speaker 3 (45:14):
I would like to really do something serious.
Speaker 2 (45:17):
I want to see you play a church later.
Speaker 4 (45:20):
That's easy for a big black woman. Colors from the hood.
Speaker 3 (45:25):
All them bitches from this.
Speaker 4 (45:28):
All them bitches, they so pussy, that's so crack.
Speaker 2 (45:30):
That's the difference.
Speaker 1 (45:31):
Yeah, prostitutess ain't ain't the best actresses.
Speaker 2 (45:36):
Drug dealers can act. You got you got to act
like you ain't sitting drugs. You gotta act like the
dope good you know, the ship come home? Ma fuck
with me.
Speaker 4 (45:51):
I mean I would, I would take you.
Speaker 3 (45:54):
I love comedy because you know, we're comedians, So anytime
we get in comedy roles, that's just like us really perform.
Speaker 2 (46:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (46:00):
So, but I would love to do something dramatic.
Speaker 1 (46:02):
We make some of the best serious actors too. I
think I don't think we get a lot of opportunities
to do it, but I think when we get the shot,
they don't need.
Speaker 3 (46:12):
Every damn thing.
Speaker 2 (46:15):
You know.
Speaker 3 (46:16):
I'm trying to think of other comedians that big, like Editor.
I don't think nobody did as many movies Eddy as
a comedian.
Speaker 4 (46:23):
That's a yeah.
Speaker 3 (46:26):
I mean even even Chris Talker, Yeah, Kevin Kevin Hart.
Speaker 1 (46:34):
Crazy Yeah, comedians be car on the low love everything.
Speaker 4 (46:40):
Jim Carrey did.
Speaker 2 (46:41):
I mean he got a lot of time to watch movies.
He did the house lot, got a theater.
Speaker 4 (46:49):
You have a theater?
Speaker 2 (46:50):
Yeah? Did you know they wrote the man in Man
damn Marinos out. It's only extended cut lot of kitchen
up since I left the general more.
Speaker 3 (47:03):
You know what I hate about my husband being retired
is because he's my husband's fifty two and he listened
to the TV really loud, and I'm like, nigga, you
don't work around machines no more? Why the fuck is
this TV?
Speaker 2 (47:14):
On ninety nine?
Speaker 3 (47:15):
And he only watched black and white movies and he
said he is bad. You know, I'm a hood bitch.
I won't see no motherfucking bab ruths motherfucking playing baseball.
I'm like, dude, everybody, dad, the audi, his dad, the announcer, dad,
the player over there.
Speaker 4 (47:31):
The fuck is you watching this old ship.
Speaker 3 (47:33):
I'm surprised that he can show up on the fucking TV.
Speaker 2 (47:36):
But you be quiet. I can see who won this
ship's ago.
Speaker 3 (47:47):
Come on, I'm everything black walking. I came home last
night the nigga.
Speaker 1 (47:51):
Watch got hell out miss forty. He fifty two and
can't hear ship and watch you.
Speaker 4 (47:57):
Do it while black and white. I'm like, do you
know this TV? Come and cover? Why the fuck are
you watching these black.
Speaker 3 (48:02):
And white TV?
Speaker 2 (48:02):
Nigga black and white? Got a look crazy in HD.
Speaker 4 (48:06):
Nah, he love it.
Speaker 3 (48:07):
I mean he be watching all them. Actually, I don't
know who the fuck they are. At the height of
the they at that there was the ship when they
were back in sixty two.
Speaker 2 (48:15):
He knew about this ship.
Speaker 4 (48:16):
Oh he did two years long. No, but he he
liked old ship. He love old ship.
Speaker 3 (48:21):
I'm like, I mean he fall asleep with this ship.
I'm like, nigga, so I don't follow my friend, like
do your old la hood listening to ship own loud?
Every old nigga, listen to the TV loud. I mean,
I'll be in the other I'm like, try the god
damn TV down, Gary, What you say I said, turned
TV down?
Speaker 2 (48:39):
Yeah, you loud. You don't want to hear that. You
just be trying to see it.
Speaker 8 (48:45):
Damn, My mother fucking thought. So he worked all of
them goddamn years that planet. Turn this motherfucker up loud.
Speaker 10 (48:55):
I want to me, motherfucker, he'd be watching How To
Grow Guard Guard.
Speaker 1 (49:12):
I'm like, you never watched Nigga the Greatest, But that's
what they say good when it wasn't making movies.
Speaker 2 (49:22):
Yeah, she was good making movies.
Speaker 3 (49:24):
That's the time I come in and he'd be watching
I don't know where he get this ship from. When
they didn't even talk on TV, they just act.
Speaker 2 (49:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (49:31):
I'm like, I said, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Speaker 2 (49:34):
You? You have drove that man completely crazy.
Speaker 3 (49:38):
No, man, he demand is always when I said, man
one years when I met him, he was.
Speaker 4 (49:44):
Watching Side Field one.
Speaker 3 (49:45):
No niggas in the streets watching.
Speaker 2 (49:47):
Side That ship was terrible. I don't know how that
ship lasted that long.
Speaker 1 (49:51):
The Median is LB on all these platforms, kissing ass
talking about that ship is good.
Speaker 2 (49:55):
That ship is terrible.
Speaker 3 (49:56):
You know what, Carlos, I ain't gonna lie to you.
I thought it was some white folk ship.
Speaker 1 (50:01):
It is.
Speaker 3 (50:02):
I watched that ship one day. It's funny than the motherfucker.
And you gotta be un high.
Speaker 4 (50:07):
See you going and you're watching that ship.
Speaker 2 (50:09):
I'm gonna smoke now because you got me stressed. The
funk up. Ain't no way I'm finish flying that ship funny.
I tried. I tried men saying I don't get it.
Speaker 3 (50:19):
I'm telling you, colors, if you really sit down and
watch it, it's funny.
Speaker 2 (50:23):
Nobody clip this ship. I was like, man, that ship,
I don't know what it is. I just feels the ship.
I just felt the whole show was racist.
Speaker 4 (50:32):
What did he talk about niggas?
Speaker 2 (50:33):
I don't I know exactly. Like and then the little
fact nigga was selling all them pressls like something about pressels.
Speaker 4 (50:39):
I just don't funk with who sold pressel?
Speaker 1 (50:42):
The little ball nigga, I ain't never seen him.
Speaker 4 (50:45):
Saying the mother fuck.
Speaker 2 (50:46):
He was the presser man for roll Go.
Speaker 1 (50:49):
He was gonna commercial. Yeah, he was depressed. He said,
come on, don't play with me, man, you play with me.
I've been here Cape, you've been had cap, been had cable.
Speaker 3 (50:58):
Well, you know that's what made me really like him,
because he liked Seinfield and my husband read the newspaper
every day.
Speaker 4 (51:05):
I had never met a nigga in rejoice.
Speaker 2 (51:08):
Huh wasn't poppuling like that?
Speaker 3 (51:11):
Yeah, so he read the nigga was selling dope and
getting back.
Speaker 4 (51:14):
Bitch is pregnant. I met a black man with no
fucking kids.
Speaker 3 (51:16):
That was a miracle.
Speaker 2 (51:19):
That's a miracle.
Speaker 4 (51:20):
Back in old day, there's a bunch of niggas out
here with no babies. Those are niggas that ain't claiming them.
Speaker 2 (51:26):
Now, this is a bunch of niggas out here who
don't have nothing.
Speaker 4 (51:29):
Tad Bundy, how many kids you got?
Speaker 3 (51:31):
Zero?
Speaker 2 (51:32):
Nigga ain't got no kids?
Speaker 4 (51:34):
Oh you you and the bar right taed bonney ate niggas.
Speaker 3 (51:41):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (51:41):
You look like you have a dog.
Speaker 2 (51:44):
What he don't even have a dog?
Speaker 4 (51:46):
A dog?
Speaker 2 (51:47):
A dog?
Speaker 4 (51:48):
Well, he shouldn't have a dog.
Speaker 2 (51:49):
He ain't got ship. It's just him, just him in
a gym bag.
Speaker 3 (51:55):
He the type of nigga get pulled over by the
police and get beat up.
Speaker 2 (51:59):
He ain't gonna get he ain't that type of nigga.
He ain't.
Speaker 4 (52:03):
I mean, he ain't do shit. He looks suspicious.
Speaker 2 (52:05):
Hes a nigga of us. He ain't a nigga to
them like that. Oh yeah, he's he's like a college student.
He's straight.
Speaker 4 (52:11):
He looks very intell.
Speaker 3 (52:12):
He a nice looking guy.
Speaker 2 (52:14):
I'm not gonna agree to this ship.
Speaker 3 (52:16):
I guarantee if you haircut, if you gave me a
haircut in shape.
Speaker 1 (52:19):
I wouldn't give He never gave a haircut again.
Speaker 2 (52:22):
I don't care what that nigga do this later.
Speaker 3 (52:24):
Holdy, how old are you baby? Oh yeah, Ashley, you
can turn straight. That's your age.
Speaker 2 (52:43):
That's Nashy. That's a raffle. You have to take this joke.
You have to take that. Damn.
Speaker 1 (52:56):
See how they laugh when they abused black men.
Speaker 2 (53:00):
Black man abuse funny.
Speaker 4 (53:02):
He said they want abuse black men.
Speaker 3 (53:05):
Yeah, I'm sorry, Joe. She want to pay everybody.
Speaker 2 (53:10):
Nigga.
Speaker 1 (53:12):
You ain't ship because that nigga lean back.
Speaker 2 (53:14):
Yeah, this is my sister. That's that's old pig.
Speaker 4 (53:30):
He's crazy.
Speaker 2 (53:31):
He laid back, changed a bit, you little sister.
Speaker 11 (53:36):
Brother.
Speaker 3 (53:36):
She put like this biger minds.
Speaker 2 (53:38):
Damn, that's crazy.
Speaker 1 (53:42):
We're gonna keep you lifted in praid O. Summer coming up.
Why of these nigga might catch your slipping? You never know, Ashley,
you never know that might be your break out, your
ash Yeah.
Speaker 3 (53:51):
I need her, you know what, I need her knocked
up like the brad.
Speaker 1 (53:57):
Lucky woman too, got some nice titties on him, nice
titty real ones. Shut up high, tell shit a good
person because they.
Speaker 2 (54:05):
Firm the bract. No.
Speaker 1 (54:09):
Actually gave me a sad hug and then you know
how like a Teddy smush.
Speaker 2 (54:13):
But that's little Teddy. No, you yo chitty.
Speaker 3 (54:17):
About you?
Speaker 2 (54:19):
They shit on the lap knight. Actually, you was just
very strange today. I don't know what what you had
for lunch or what what you did. I think it's
about the time you're gonna let down.
Speaker 1 (54:34):
Get you a nap or have a Snickers or something,
because you're not yourself right now.
Speaker 2 (54:38):
As you know you, somebody get her red bull and
you red some energy and some protein.
Speaker 1 (54:50):
Ah well, miss pat, we're gonna wrap this up before
actually fuck somebody in here.
Speaker 2 (54:57):
You know I don't want that on me. You feel
me don't know what to day.
Speaker 3 (55:03):
I appreciate that. Make sure y'all can watch the third
season of The Miss Past Show.
Speaker 4 (55:07):
It's streaming do on BT.
Speaker 3 (55:08):
Plus and it's also on B E T on Linear,
and it's on v H one. So make sure y'all
go check me out.
Speaker 2 (55:15):
Three channels.
Speaker 3 (55:16):
Let's go.
Speaker 1 (55:17):
Hey, before we leave, I want everybody to know I
actually got a deal though, that she's keeping a guitar case.
Speaker 2 (55:33):
Yeah we got Yeah, y'all, let you fall off.
Hey man, welcome back to About Shoot. They're doing the
moment you gotta put that hands. It was on the
number one black show amongst black children who.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Are breastfed for two.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Long air played with their mama, titty shot.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
She was second one playing with us, the other one out.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Wow, you ain't coming no more.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
This show so strong, This whole show raised on breast milker.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Hey, you have no bread smelt.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
I was selling crack and that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
She you know, she loved you.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
She breastfited you with one niffles a lot of work
on one titty.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Oh she with me when I got shot.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Oh damn, damn.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
They both for us. He was in pamples and the a.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
In a car sleep.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Damn.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
I wonder if these white people who'll be having you
on they shows be thinking you playing when you say
this shit you ever seen they face? They don't know
the laugh they like.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
No, she is not bullshit.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
But let me give you a dope ass introduction because
you deserve one. Today, ladies and gentlemen, we have a
very special guest, a hilarious comedian, a friend of the family.
She remember when we was in the trap. Trap Now
she hadn't God damn manifested a whole come a new life,
down shit and pulled up stunning on me. Come on
(01:37):
my birthday, twin, Come on the most hilarious.
Speaker 5 (01:41):
Got one of the best shows out on TV right now,
take your ass and go white watch it the show
on b E T play down, holding it down.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
None other Dan, Miss Pat than you start starts TV.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
Start.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
How you living?
Speaker 4 (02:07):
I'm living. It's good out here.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
I'm having fun.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
I seen you back on stage too.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
Yeah, I'm I'm I'm finishing up the clubs and I'm
getting ready to move into theaters. So I'm doing my
first theater tour. Call your girl done made it?
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Yes you did.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Speaking of love, let me do the White People's Ship,
Miss Pat.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Your crowd work, Oh my god, it's amazing.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
I've been seeing the clips that you've been dropping from
the club performances, and that's that's been one of the
fan favorites. I don't know if you notice or that,
but because I see at the end of the show
you leave a little space where you can fuck with
the crowd and let them talk to you and and
things of that nature.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
I just I like, I like.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
I call it crowd chronicle because you know, people always
like to when they see you on TV. They like
to holler shot out from TV. So one thing I said,
I'm just gonna talk to the crowd when I finished,
and you know I won't be but a no. I
do an hour and a half before I even get
to that fucking crowd work, and they really like it.
You found out what was on people mine, you found
out what people going through, and you get I'm able
to capture some really funny shit, you know, just running
(03:13):
my mouth to regular people and now also make you
feel when they see you on TV day, I almost
feel like you're not human. And I think that humanized
me to the audience.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
Oh she she really acts like she is on TV.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
I'm like, miss just me out twenty four seven, make
it real? I tried.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Was the Wilder ship that happened doing one of those.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
I think I asked for a nurse and this lady stood,
I'm saying I'm a nurse. I said, what kind of nurse?
Speaker 4 (03:37):
He said?
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Seeing they I said, been said out?
Speaker 4 (03:39):
Are you clean up?
Speaker 1 (03:44):
No?
Speaker 4 (03:44):
Fucking But I mean I enjoyed.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
I'm enjoying it, you know, finally moving into theaters. That's
a that's a big jump. So that's some work and
I'm excited about that. People who take you out.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Out back and motherfuckers be everywhere.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Yeah, I'm without back. They're doing they doing my first tour,
so I'm excited.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Are you with the right people. Yeah, they're gonna make
sure that money there.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
You know, That's one of the reason why I chose
them because I know they had taken y'all out Simes
on tour, so I was like, well, call on fuck
with him and I ain't seen that neggaive online.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
I guess we got ship negative to say.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
They'd be like, crolos, whatever you want to do, man,
just fucking.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Let me know.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
Yeah, So you know, we work.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
We just started partnering up and then I'm gonna going
to finish this year out and then I'm gonna go
into next year with them. So looking forward to it.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
And the show getting.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
It is and I'm seeing the growth you were actually
in there. You don't relaxed and you just letting that
ship flow. And I love the chemistry that you got
with Tammy Rohmer, Like you would have thought that y'all
was real sisters, the way that y'all able to build
that ship on the set like that, and the way
it comes across.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
It's so real.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
You know, people really love me and Tammy together. And
I've said this a million times. You know, my the
co creator joined Cooper, you know, he had her from
day one, her and the daddy, and he's like, I'm
telling y'all gonna go great together. Shout out to Tamm.
She just had a birthday too, And both of us
are same fucking people. So I'm like, we're both areas,
we're both strong. How the fuck this gonna work? And
(05:18):
I didn't know Tammy from reality shows, so when I
she's fucking a dope ass actress that mother, don't drop
no lines And I'm sitting down and I know, I'm.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
This whole story is incredible.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
The story is also incredible because a lot of times
what I write, it hits home for her. And you know,
like the third season, we did the whole thing about
my mom and boyfriend molested me, and you know, she
shared some you know, things like what she been through
in life. And you can tell when someone Tammy is
acting or if she if she experienced something. And I
always tell the cooch cre I was like, she's been
(05:50):
here before. But deamafucker can act her ass off and
people people really think Tammy Roman and my fucking sister,
I got.
Speaker 4 (05:59):
You.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
You say shit in conversation that be heaviest fuck that
people be like. And then some my mother boy like,
how do you deal with these traumatic, as heavy as
subjects with a smile like this? You know?
Speaker 3 (06:13):
I tell people all the time, you take the darkest
shit and you laugh at it. So I don't let
shit get me down. I just said. And the thing
about the trauma and dark shit, people just scared to
say it out loud.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
Oh the oh. You know. I don't want you to feel.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Sorry for me. I want you to laugh at when
I say I've been molested because other people have been
through the same thing. But when you crying about it
and you're dwelling over it, it's got control of you.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
Ain't shit controlling me. I'm free.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
I don't get mad at their daddy because he shot
me in the head. That nigga live in a room
and house. I'm winning. Why shouldn't I tell the story?
Why shouldn't you? You know, if motherfucker hell you down
or did you wrong, what you're gonna cry for? I
can't change the past, but I can damn show enough
control of the future.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
I love it.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Because the ship We've just been sitting here just you know,
in regular conversation, and then you dropped some heavy ship
like that.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
I know the people like.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
That could really help somebody who wow, like just to
hear somebody say that, like you said, could could just
be that that one that make them change however they
feel about whatever they done been through.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
And I get that all the time.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
You know.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
People people thank me for being an open minded mom
with a gay daughter. People thank me for telling my
story because she did not.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
She hell, mother.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
Me something.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
You live with them an a whole.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
These are not your.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Daddy, you call it your son in lawd what's they
pronounced every time?
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Dad?
Speaker 3 (08:07):
He she she liked them big bitches looked like basketball
players that didn't make it to the NBA for real.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
She's like, looked like him for real.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
She like a player. Waste time trying to find bitsiness
that looks like when somebody.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
Girlfriends looked like Clays did make bitch with the sacond.
Pagn't say they ain't got it Clay and got the weight.
They think, Yeah, they look like they could a dog
and they lost weight.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Damn, you're trying to have the ads and baggy ship.
Speaker 4 (08:51):
You know, the crazy part. I just wish you get married.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
That's what I wish whatever whatever they would call themselves,
because he's almost forty.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Oh with them and they you don't funk with them
the days.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
She like, she like, she like bitches, like y'all.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
What the look nothing?
Speaker 4 (09:21):
No, no, no, I'm not saying.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Y'all like y'all. You know, She's like, look, I got
something going on.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
Talking about it.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
I'm talking about no ches, lames and their negative sip.
You know, you don't miss about me.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
She like she like rough neck like you know, she's
like me and bitches.
Speaker 4 (09:44):
Yeah, yeah, stuns. Yeah, she alway in.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Being with a cool bitch like you callos cool bitch
like col.
Speaker 6 (10:05):
Treat me who kind of god damn way when you come.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
Up here, My girlfriend is actually way bigger than you.
Speaker 4 (10:14):
She you and everything.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
I believe it, man, I mean, and then I think
that's why people, you know.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Really great that they have with my shirt off, it
just colors me cool.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
Well you know that they tities removed. We ain't gonna
know that, you what, they hate us that much?
Speaker 2 (10:36):
What I'm talking about they hate us that much.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
I don't think she ever been with a girl who
had a boozeer a little but you know, but back
to this, but back to the show. I think that's
what they like because we talk about we get really
heavy with a what a way to make ship funny?
Speaker 2 (10:56):
And I'm like, how y'all sprinkle just enough cussing in
the show.
Speaker 4 (10:59):
They go love.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
It's just like that ship. That's what made the ship top.
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
It's like because they it ain't like y'all just cousin
up a storm.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
It's like y'all saying the right ship in the right.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Moments when people would because that ship hit to me, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Some adult ship have grown people talk.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
Well, that's what we call it, a grown foe sick come.
It's the first sitcom to ever do it. Yeah, I
guarantee somebody white gonna come along and do it and
it's gonna blow up. It's gonna be that friend.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
My dad.
Speaker 4 (11:34):
At like they created it.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
We did it first. Yeah, we did it first. I'm
just thankful that you know, BT plus you know, understood
what we was trying to do and they allowed us
to do it because that show got shopped aloud. It's
not easy making a show. I'm quite sure y'all know
that he got shopped.
Speaker 4 (11:52):
Like I was to work for a while, man, five years,
five years.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
And plus you just made it out of that that area,
you know, like that first season they like, you don't
know if you're coming back, and then in the second
season like we still don't know now season or and
they know what you wrot do with it, ye like,
and I've been people y'all paid homage to a lot
of the other sitcome, yes, we do with the people
you have on that to be able to do that, man,
(12:20):
I'm gonna give on you know, tell her to do it.
Speaker 7 (12:25):
No.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
When we asked her, we wanted her to well, the
co creator wanted her to say bitches, and she said,
I'm not gonna call a black woman a bitch, but
I say everything else.
Speaker 4 (12:32):
And boy did she say everything.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
Some shit get cut out, but she said everything else.
It was like I was like even when we work
with the Mama from The Fresh Prince and I was
I remember standing on setting like.
Speaker 4 (12:44):
I'm gonna sit with these people.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
That's how I look at it, you know, like we
did Julia Julia white Erkle, and.
Speaker 4 (12:51):
You know, sometimes I'm.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
Not gonna say I kind of get star struck, but
I have to take a moment to say, damn, I
from here with these people. I grew up watching these
people do their thing. They're on my show, and you know,
now people, you know, at first, people kind of shout
away from the show because it was something different. But
when I'm out at the end of it, like, hey,
(13:14):
I want.
Speaker 4 (13:14):
To work with you.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
I want I'm like, you wanna be on cussing sitcom?
Speaker 4 (13:18):
But we have a good time.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
We do it in front of a live studio audience.
It's like old fucking multicam.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
You know.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
We get one hundred and fifty two hundred people over
there and we have a ball every Friday.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Talk about that. They don't do that a lot, no more, no.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
Because they went to can laughter. They went to can laughter,
and you know they don't.
Speaker 4 (13:37):
They don't not.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
When we was in l A and we were shooting
the pilot, I remember saying, we went from set to set,
different people were shooting pilot and they literally hide laughter laughters,
and I was like, what the fuck is this? I
couldn't believe it, and I just told my coch crasta
A nigga ain't hire no mo fuck laughter. These nigga
gonna laugh it this shit. We gonna rewrite it till
we find something funny. And we did the two episodes
on the pilot and they killed and you know, Hulu
(14:00):
shot the pilot and then pick it up. Shout out
to Hulu, I ain't mad. I love y'all. But then
BT picked it up and we and in Atlanta, they
didn't shoot live shows. So this is the first one
sitcom with the audience, so we had to build.
Speaker 4 (14:14):
The first time.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
In the first episode. The second episode we shot, we
had thirty people and the sound warn't working. It was
fucking a nightmare. But we worked to get it right.
Now last year, last season, we had to turn away people.
So many people showing up, and people really enjoyed the show.
They feel like it's finally a black woman that represents
somebody in their family. Everybody ain't got no fucking college degree,
(14:37):
Everybody ain't got no motherfucker doctor or lawyer. Well, I'm
that hood rad Hunt, I'm that mama, I'm that grandmama
that say whatever the fuck you want to say. And
black people and white people and everybody appreciate.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
It, right, you do get that antievab like you were
living smoking the house.
Speaker 3 (14:51):
Now you don't smoking.
Speaker 4 (14:52):
My motherfucking hot call, I ain't coming that old bullshit.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Then you.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Run out the house. She in the bathroom bleaching her
heads on out saying, you know this whole country and hey,
what's up Chicago's you? Man, Carlos Miller's a lot of twenty.
(15:18):
First I will be in the city, full up on me. Man.
You know, I'm gonna be at the Riviera there, man,
so you know, put your little clean ass out there
on make sure your lady looking good, and pull up
on your boats.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
Man, we're gonna have a good time.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
We're talking good ship Chicago. That's July of twenty. First,
come check up on me. We're gonna be cleaning and
the longing that come sitting at the end of the day.
I'm on tour, so just make sure you get the
tickets and I'll let man, you know.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Just come have a good time.
Speaker 4 (15:50):
I see when I get there, because what they do.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Except dance, old boy, that dude that bleach is not
this mail love.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
What's your name? Quish?
Speaker 3 (16:08):
She got about sixteen kids.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
I know the buzzards look good. I can tell you
about that mouth. That buzzard good. She got that quest mouth?
Speaker 4 (16:19):
What you.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
Let me see? We will wrap later because you know
what I'm saying, we start building. Here come your mama,
one ten and Avenue Old one. You're gonna show up and.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
Kill the.
Speaker 3 (16:33):
Man. You got questions for job on your phone?
Speaker 4 (16:36):
Not the fuck out wish you get my number?
Speaker 3 (16:38):
This I didn't write your I don't want to see
your motherfucking go.
Speaker 4 (16:43):
What quistion? I ain't gonna say.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
What what the oar?
Speaker 2 (16:47):
Dropping here?
Speaker 1 (16:48):
You do?
Speaker 2 (16:52):
You got you on the white fight? Question?
Speaker 8 (16:56):
Everybody phone gonna pop up on the white fire somebody
to put queention?
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Ain't that in the group chat?
Speaker 9 (17:02):
No?
Speaker 4 (17:03):
She got a man, she.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
Got ain't nobody asked to be a man?
Speaker 4 (17:07):
Exactly?
Speaker 1 (17:08):
Know what makes y'all literally, don't take it so literally?
Speaker 10 (17:14):
A little pot as y'all for picture.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
We got him up the streets, that nigga was running
a gang and we turned his life.
Speaker 4 (17:22):
He was in the game.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
He was in the game.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
Was he with him?
Speaker 7 (17:25):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (17:26):
No?
Speaker 3 (17:29):
He looked like a rat dog or there. But you
I met you up on all that hair. He a
good looking nigga. If you say that, nigga down.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
No, don't do this.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
Every time you come here, you leave somebody who worked
here fucked.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
Up last time. No, he that's what.
Speaker 4 (17:49):
He quick.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
No, No he here. He just ain't in here with you. You,
alady feel I did say to him, you.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
Called him a little bit and everything you told him
you were, you told him you were stuff me in
your puzzy.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
You know.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
I was looking for him today.
Speaker 4 (18:08):
He ain't.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
He got in the office and got her mother to death. There.
Speaker 4 (18:15):
He kept holler about his woman. Is he still with her?
Speaker 2 (18:17):
You fucked that up?
Speaker 1 (18:22):
She saw some of that, and I'm like about me
like that?
Speaker 2 (18:26):
What man?
Speaker 3 (18:27):
He ain't.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
That ain't my business to be discussing on camera like that.
Speaker 3 (18:31):
You know, I hate a niggaho bragged on the beach
all time. You ain't gotta tell you that, my mama,
I'm not nigga.
Speaker 4 (18:36):
I'm not trying to fuck you. I don't even know.
Speaker 3 (18:39):
What he looks like.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
See, I shouldn't have brought it up, Chad, I'm off
your relationship. Last I feel to change the subject because
you're actually real doing that.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
No, just get out.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
You gotta get out of that.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
How many kids you gott I have four kids in
two ABORI shoes.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
You ever think about the two that didn't make it.
Speaker 3 (19:13):
I told him if they come back when I get
some money out.
Speaker 4 (19:15):
Gonna keep them.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
I'm a good mama. This is all you kill. They
kids don't claim I claim everybody.
Speaker 4 (19:26):
I had one miscarry.
Speaker 3 (19:27):
Her name was Jazmine, so they bought me a cabich
pecked kid to replace her.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
M So at four, I think when you think, if
you get the heaven, all the kids that you ain't
keep gonna be like my mama.
Speaker 3 (19:39):
Right there, I'm gonna say, boy, bag up, don't know you.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
They not gonna be like the my mama.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
They'll be like, oh did you have fun?
Speaker 3 (19:53):
Did you have fun? I returned your ass. I don't
understand why this country gonna tell us we can't have
no bortion. Everything ain't capable.
Speaker 4 (20:09):
You could be able to go back and.
Speaker 3 (20:10):
Return ship to a front store of Walmart. You should
be able to return a baby if you don't want one.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
Yeah, or you should at least you should at least
get approved for what you do down there.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
You got a value reason.
Speaker 3 (20:21):
They should just be like I'm serious, I mean, and
I'm not saying I say, do you when you see this?
But it's nothing wrong with getting abortion. This is my body.
Nobody fucking owns me. I should be able to talk
about my abortion openly. This is I do what the
fuck I wanna do. First of all, why you getting
involved when you ain't the motherfucking daddy or the baby
that we kill it? You know you ain't any motherfucking daddy.
(20:42):
You want to act like you care.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
I ain't the daddy, and I'm gonna act like I care.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
You can what uh uh? I believe that the woman
should make the choice. Is her body, that's right.
Speaker 3 (20:55):
It's my body is my right. You you not there
to hold my path when my period come on.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
That's too deep that's too deepness pain.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
You shouldn't want nobody to do.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
Goddamn nigga, you had to hold the pad.
Speaker 4 (21:20):
Sometimes they come with belts.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
It's so much ship. We don't know about puzzes. Bruh.
Speaker 3 (21:24):
I'm just saying, you know, it's it's a woman rights
to do what the fuck you want to do. By
the time you say you having a boys, people want
to look down on you like it's something wrong. It's
nothing wrong with getting abors. You do you don't you
let nobody tell you what the Let me tell you something.
If they ain't telling us to stop plastic surge, why
the fuck they're gonna do something else. That ship is
out of hand.
Speaker 4 (21:45):
More asses are put on women.
Speaker 3 (21:47):
The babies are being killed in this country.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
I don't even know why. I don't know why they
buy ass.
Speaker 3 (21:53):
They buy asses so you can look colos.
Speaker 4 (21:58):
You don't like fake booties, don't.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
I don't like chip fake?
Speaker 4 (22:02):
Do you like scratch marks on bitches?
Speaker 2 (22:04):
Yeah, ain't no wrong with that.
Speaker 3 (22:07):
Damn shul came here with my stomaccount.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
Do you know where the stretch marks are? What they're doing?
What they're doing? Is it a few of them? A
lot of them look like a bas.
Speaker 3 (22:19):
You don't like the scratch mars and bitches chest?
Speaker 4 (22:21):
What is in the chest?
Speaker 3 (22:24):
Is it from getting all the way down the stomach?
Speaker 2 (22:27):
Is it from? I mean, I don't know, miss pat.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
I don't want to make a blanket statement, but I
mean some some some.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
Stretch marks in the right place.
Speaker 4 (22:39):
What is the right flight?
Speaker 2 (22:40):
Motherfucker's be hitting like like on the ass? Well, this
ship looks like thunder and lightening.
Speaker 3 (22:49):
As like thunder and lightened.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
Yeah, like right right.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
Here on the little on the little ask some people
got that's where it supposed to be then, like right
behind the leg as.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
Yeah, all that stretched that.
Speaker 3 (23:03):
Okay, you want to be to look like your mom
and auntie.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
That's all the places though, Yeah, I want that normal
places as opposed to nigga.
Speaker 3 (23:10):
That Walmart fan is sucking my eyes up.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
They forgot me crime, Just just just turn it the
other way. Yes, lord, she ain't hot no more.
Speaker 3 (23:18):
I have hot flashy, but the motherfucker sucking me up
over he little motherfucking nine. Now, I don't want the
motherfucking doctor peip.
Speaker 4 (23:25):
I can tell you.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
That I was give you one of them, so you
ain't have to worry about that.
Speaker 3 (23:29):
Give me fucking schoolgirl, water you school girl, I.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
Dropped that rear h yeah, but you used to be
he was over there by the.
Speaker 4 (23:38):
School I did elementary.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
When you dropped that eighth grade ship, it wasn't even
hard then, what you're talking.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
About, het You weaing know what I'm saying. School wasn't
even hard tout ninth grade.
Speaker 3 (23:58):
Oh yeah, but I had gotten pregnant with actually, so
I dropped out.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
Oh I ain't even gonna I don't even want to
talk about Ashley no more because ship she's I thought
you said some ship.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
She'd be saying some ship too.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
I didn't even know about Ashley until one day I
was on Instagram and I saw a picture and I said, damn,
it's too miss Pats.
Speaker 3 (24:21):
I tell you that's the hardest part about having a
gay daughter, because she be on her kissing them bitches,
and it be my face.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
You're gonna be in a tabloid.
Speaker 3 (24:30):
I be bitch, give my face off the bitch on Instagram.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
That's all you be doing, all that in Portland, kissing
all on these all in the mouth and all that. Well,
you know what, I'm gonna have to get a separate interview.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
I got to bring you on here because you got
a story to tell you what. She gonna make it
way back. She is. You said she was with you
with you got shot.
Speaker 3 (25:03):
The titty she was he just don't remember she picked
She didn't picked me.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
Gay she was. I had to push you.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
Know what was funny when I got shot that day,
she the police pulled up because I thought I had
rupped my titty on the door jam at the crackhouse.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
See this, how this this is how you take paid
and then make comedy.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
This is dark as hell. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (25:38):
So she's a police kid that she like four years old.
So they said what happened? So you know, when you're
drug dealer, you don't tell what happened. So I said no,
So she just bus I said, well, my mama shot
at mot and Monk shot my mama and her titty
sell out And.
Speaker 4 (25:55):
She was like four.
Speaker 3 (25:55):
Years old and she was holding this day by his
name because they was.
Speaker 4 (25:59):
In the coat when I got shot. So she give him, buy.
Speaker 3 (26:02):
The car, run to the front door to crack out,
dragging her little brother.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
Wow, boy, this is gonna season five of Snowfall gonna
be a motherfucker.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
When they get to Atlanta and MS pat takeover. Man,
this look it's two episodes right here. This is this
is a season.
Speaker 4 (26:22):
Come on, man, we got ship out. Who shot it?
Speaker 1 (26:26):
We turned onto any one of them power books and
anybody getting shot in the titty we're.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
Seeing we sew it right here. That story we would represent.
Speaker 3 (26:35):
Don't do that. Come get me fifty. I want to
be on the pile book. I don't get called for
stuff like that. Fuck it, we'll shoot out on Yeah,
I get called for a lot of other stuff, but
not that. I don't get called for hoodie ship.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
The white people love you.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
They're trying to steal you away from us, and they
think we ain't watching jimm Rose and Joe Rogan and
all the white people who got two names we on y'all,
y'all steal what's the little age dude, Bobby, Bobby here,
know your friends with all of them? Missboy show, the
(27:16):
White Girl Podcast?
Speaker 2 (27:18):
What are you talking about? I saw you on that
Whitney Coming. She was a point star. Ain't a point
star named Whitney Coming.
Speaker 4 (27:25):
No, don't forget about bird Christ.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
I know, mother know him, and God damn Tom, I'm
getting ready to do. I'm doing burn Crashure cruise kick
Burke crashes Asssture called me and asked me the family Cadillac.
I said, Burke fifteen, God damn Cadillacs. Ain't hurry back
from him yet.
Speaker 4 (27:47):
He fuck Burke here.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
You don't want to spend money with me because I'm black?
Speaker 4 (27:54):
Oh, yes, I know.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
I just gotta throw some. I just gotta throw some.
Motherfucking mother gets out there. They show us.
Speaker 3 (28:03):
He just mentioned you. When I was there. I did
his cookie show work, and he said he.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
Wanted to come on that motherfucker way.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
You had, dude come over there and roll all the
big ass blunts like sushi the Netflix ship when you're
on that uh huh yeah.
Speaker 3 (28:17):
At the cabin and ship what was it called the cabin?
Speaker 2 (28:19):
Yeah, I wanted to be on that ship. They ain't
called me one. I wanted to come up there.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
This motherfucker had the blood roller flew in and they.
Speaker 2 (28:28):
Just rolled big ass bloods on. It was. It was
amazing on.
Speaker 3 (28:32):
The episode when the bitch was rocking the bowls beating
on the bows and makes you, yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
You did the meditation.
Speaker 3 (28:39):
Yeah, the meditation is stupid.
Speaker 2 (28:40):
Ship.
Speaker 3 (28:41):
They just rich people off and you get your kids
to hit the motherfucking bowls and feel the same thing
when rich people got money to waste.
Speaker 2 (28:48):
You should have took Ashley. Huh, you should have took Ashley.
Speaker 3 (28:54):
I didn't take Ashley. Really, don't take Ashley the TV
with me take They don't pay for ash they just
pay for me.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
I'm telling you.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
Ashley's ass said, tell her about the way she get
down already.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
You could use her skis win for what. Yeah, I'm
telling you.
Speaker 9 (29:12):
Manka mis pac man, let me.
Speaker 3 (29:22):
Tell you some colors. I really think you should hang.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
Out with as I damn sure we'll we on the
same type of ship.
Speaker 3 (29:31):
You really should you.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
You mean to tell me I live in this whole.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
It's crazy to get my nigga, Ashley.
Speaker 2 (29:42):
She wanted them a foul my nigga.
Speaker 3 (29:48):
I tried to give a real easy name.
Speaker 4 (29:50):
My name is.
Speaker 3 (29:53):
Cause I named her after the young and the wrestlers.
And it was later on that sleeping with a married
man Astley abbit.
Speaker 1 (29:59):
That's too feminine, though, I don't think what they call
you in the streets, Ashley.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
Now you know she got a little stud name too.
They all got cold name.
Speaker 4 (30:09):
Who's your cold name?
Speaker 2 (30:21):
She might be right with the lower case D, though,
Lord about.
Speaker 3 (30:30):
I'm telling them, okay, daughter, what about my son over there?
He's slow?
Speaker 1 (30:37):
He not all that miss Patch show you're giving him.
He banned some of the best puzzy in the cell.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
He basking good ship.
Speaker 3 (30:49):
I'll be buying the mother fucking pussy.
Speaker 2 (30:51):
Got a girl? What the that mean?
Speaker 3 (30:53):
What the fuck it better not?
Speaker 2 (30:54):
Man? You're crazy?
Speaker 1 (30:55):
Is here? Mama famous too? Got a TV show?
Speaker 4 (30:59):
Famous?
Speaker 3 (31:00):
When I go home, I'm Patricia Leaship Well.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
As long as you give him the money is miss
pat Now I'm not giving him, but don't act like
you ain't gave him ship.
Speaker 2 (31:09):
He is a grown man. Whatever you gave.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
Him this extra anyway, that's funck off money. He supposed
to buy a little majesty that puzzle.
Speaker 9 (31:15):
With it's doing your thing, passed on, fucked up.
Speaker 2 (31:21):
Anywhere around her. He mean all the magic on the phone.
He's about to get on the phone now, I don't
know what he's talking about.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
They came out yet, but when they do, I don't
know what he was talking about.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
You know, I call him.
Speaker 3 (31:35):
When I was fifteen, and when I'm in the streets
with everybody think that's my man. I hate that sh too.
Speaker 2 (31:41):
You think he likes it?
Speaker 1 (31:44):
He like, man, don't fucking play with me like that.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
Do you not see this lady? My sister shape just
is my lady.
Speaker 4 (31:58):
Everybody say we fucking like who I like?
Speaker 3 (32:00):
Chocolate Drop said that my motherfucker's son, bitch.
Speaker 4 (32:03):
There ain't no chocolate.
Speaker 2 (32:04):
Drops actually show up.
Speaker 3 (32:05):
If anybody a fucking stupid colors.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
Hey question, you might you gotta stand up. Been sitting
down for a minute. I don't want you to smitsh
that new boodle.
Speaker 2 (32:26):
That's where get it stayed. You gotta walk it out.
I don't never sit longer than that. See that's what.
Speaker 4 (32:37):
Oh my god, that's.
Speaker 2 (32:40):
Where the discoloration? Are you sitting on the level seat?
Is your problem? Question?
Speaker 1 (32:45):
We can't do club no more in the big leagues.
Now you might if we use your picture on our.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
Brother We actually on our logo.
Speaker 4 (32:57):
They got an asshole.
Speaker 2 (32:58):
Asshole.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
Oh you want the question, you walk especial Now you
can get the quition if you sign up for the subscription.
Speaker 2 (33:11):
We could do six hundred dollars right now. We're sorry. Oh,
they definitely watched this ship.
Speaker 1 (33:22):
This is the number one show amongst black people between
the ages of four and eighty one.
Speaker 3 (33:29):
Four.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
Yeah, we got a whole another group of people who
watch the show. We got some infants like, I don't
know if you have young children, know you just had
a baby. Trust me, turn this shit on and put
them in front of it. They going to sleep. They
don't need they don't need the context. It's the sound
of our voices at the timing, in the pacing. It's
(33:51):
really soothing to new boys and infants. It's been proven
cats love this show, pitt bulls especially. I get it
deos all the time of people sending me their animals
and they just really tune in and watch what.
Speaker 2 (34:04):
We got going on.
Speaker 4 (34:06):
Oh that's awesome.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
White people too, White people fuck with this shit.
Speaker 3 (34:10):
I get a lot of white people come to the
show and black I seen you. I saw your eighty
five South.
Speaker 2 (34:14):
Yeah, they with us.
Speaker 3 (34:15):
A lot of people that saw me on eighty five South.
Thank you order yourself. I appreciate that.
Speaker 2 (34:20):
Oh yeah, y'all.
Speaker 1 (34:21):
Continue to love and support everybody you see on this
stage and this show, And if you see Ashley in
the streets, make sure you show her a lot of.
Speaker 2 (34:28):
Love, give her attending to rub.
Speaker 1 (34:34):
We're gonna start a foundation called Titties for Ashley.
Speaker 4 (34:40):
She don't need no more color.
Speaker 2 (34:42):
Exactly with the Rubber Titty Foundation, not.
Speaker 4 (34:48):
The Rubber Titty Foundation.
Speaker 1 (34:50):
Some of the making wish kids wish is just the
rubber titty.
Speaker 2 (34:55):
Some of them probably they probably don't even allow that.
Speaker 3 (34:58):
You know, well, I had a specialty uncle, Uncle that
my granddad would always given by a pussy.
Speaker 2 (35:04):
That's that's love.
Speaker 3 (35:06):
But I you know, I look at you know, we
were dealing with my uncle as a kid because My
grandad brought him puss here on Friday and.
Speaker 4 (35:13):
Friday every Friday.
Speaker 2 (35:15):
That's a treat. I wish somebody loved me that much.
That's the only day that kept him in check.
Speaker 3 (35:24):
But I think I think people think because people are
special need, they don't want to be sexual active, but
they do want to be sexual.
Speaker 1 (35:30):
But I think it's against the law to be fucking
on them.
Speaker 2 (35:32):
Man, No, what how would you they can fuck?
Speaker 1 (35:37):
You mean to tell me that they grown and they
can't fuck just because they Uncle with cripple. He wasn't
he fun there Friday?
Speaker 2 (35:45):
He was Monday through Thursday.
Speaker 7 (35:47):
No, he was crippled. Amy first was normally it was going.
I took everything, nigga, straighten up, don't need.
Speaker 1 (36:01):
No walking, no fucking walking on Friday, get my wheel.
Speaker 6 (36:13):
Back, ye walk into the content. That is not what
happened then back then went out on me. He walked
up in there, you know, trying to bring.
Speaker 2 (36:25):
Her back broken. Doctor said I need a backyard.
Speaker 4 (36:34):
Forgiving me.
Speaker 3 (36:34):
I was gonna tell my special need.
Speaker 1 (36:36):
Uncle son and tell him he wanted to hear what
I told him.
Speaker 3 (36:39):
On my special But my grandad would by and push
it here Friday and and and it kept from He
thought that he thought he helped.
Speaker 4 (36:45):
With the seizure, but you know he did.
Speaker 1 (36:48):
I love holistic medicine, man, If something ever wrong with me,
just do that.
Speaker 2 (36:56):
Just keep giving me different hands of puss into something.
Start working clean, Try to putting it on his face.
You allergic to penicenta? Maybe how you're gonna give it.
We were gonna put it in a puzzy. No, let's try.
Let's try. Let's see what happened.
Speaker 7 (37:13):
Man.
Speaker 2 (37:16):
If you insist, Oh.
Speaker 4 (37:19):
Think of it as listed medicine, but it is.
Speaker 2 (37:23):
Pusses definitely got medicine in it. Probably if I think
that would be a lot of them school shootings and
the mad shootings.
Speaker 1 (37:30):
But like some of them dudes they be talking about
because they could get a woman and some ship man.
They need many a pussy.
Speaker 3 (37:37):
You know, really, somebody should open a place called bust
a nut and then you puss it behind a wall
and you're payl fee to get in, and then they
could just hit all the pussies that they want. Then
they could be prostaged puss.
Speaker 2 (37:48):
But that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
At some point they're gonna have to They're gonna have
to legalize prostitution.
Speaker 2 (37:54):
They're gonna have to legalize.
Speaker 1 (37:56):
Prostitution like some medicinal prostitution.
Speaker 2 (37:58):
Yeah, man, I can't see.
Speaker 3 (38:06):
I got a.
Speaker 2 (38:09):
Man, I got social paracs.
Speaker 4 (38:12):
The fuck is social parescs.
Speaker 1 (38:14):
That's why I get so scared around people. I can't
say nothing. You know, some people need one of them
little dogs.
Speaker 2 (38:20):
I just be a little I think to really help
with the sleep avenue.
Speaker 3 (38:28):
Okay, Oh, I'm glad pussy is natural medicine.
Speaker 9 (38:32):
It is.
Speaker 1 (38:33):
I wish people had, you know, they always want people
to have access to good you know, like healthcare and
public resources. I want everybody to have access to a
little piece of bussey or nothing. And then good clean,
but good clean, like we need like a place with
a good reputation that's known for having good pussy.
Speaker 2 (38:53):
And just said, like the Walmart of coach Buzz or
nut bust or nut And they got a drive.
Speaker 1 (38:59):
Dude, you shouldn't be a draft draft through too freaking
They got damn laying to be all the way down
the street.
Speaker 2 (39:05):
No, they working like they be out there. No way,
ain't no way they're gonna be getting You.
Speaker 3 (39:11):
Want to pushing with flowers, yolks, yogurt you won't bother
on your puss.
Speaker 2 (39:20):
Go ahead.
Speaker 3 (39:24):
Me.
Speaker 1 (39:25):
I feel like that's somewhere You're gonna have to be
buzzed then, and they're gonna have to see your ID.
You shouldn't be able to just pull up the side
the right. Your name got to be in the database.
They're gonna be pair bo. It looks like you're a
new customer here. We're gonna have to get some blood working.
You're be able to come back in two weeks if
everything comes up. What what it cost to get in
(39:48):
the initial membership is gonna sound ridiculous because you it's
it's a sin. You're gonna have to pay the initial
it's gonna be up in there. It might be a
thousand or two just to get in the database because.
Speaker 2 (39:59):
Then and you can go to although.
Speaker 4 (40:02):
Because it's like a buffet, get all you want once.
Speaker 2 (40:05):
See that's what's that's that's one time all you can hit. Yeah,
lifetime membership.
Speaker 4 (40:12):
No six months?
Speaker 2 (40:12):
Oh hell no, that ain't a good deal. No more.
Ain't got to sell this house to get in this ship.
Speaker 4 (40:21):
He's selling your truck.
Speaker 2 (40:22):
I'm trying to get I gotta got your little thing
going on. You trying to get into database. No, hell no,
I'm already in the baby.
Speaker 1 (40:33):
I just got it renewscription Listen, I got twenty four
hours to come up with seven thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (40:41):
Are they gonna break my dick? They got my nest
down there in the freezer, got.
Speaker 1 (40:53):
Two more feats of paperwork, and my Social Security car
is supposed to come back.
Speaker 2 (40:58):
We're kicking it all next week.
Speaker 4 (41:00):
I don't want to sounds like you guys been there.
Speaker 2 (41:03):
Yeah, no, oh no, I don't know. I don't know.
I don't know. That's that's a lot. That's a lot.
Twenty thousand gotta be at least six hundred. That's the
price of Booty Old. I'm saying, like, you gotta go you.
Speaker 3 (41:22):
That's Tipperary.
Speaker 2 (41:25):
What you think they're doing with the old ones? Reselling
the refurbished? Crazy? Y'all ain't got nothing back there, dude, man,
you know pick up this Wednesday. What can we expect
(41:46):
from the next season? A misspassed show? You got in there?
Speaker 3 (41:51):
Surprises are we got a lot of surprises.
Speaker 2 (41:54):
You can't tell us.
Speaker 4 (41:55):
No, I can't tell you that I knew it.
Speaker 2 (41:58):
And you know, give us a hint, give the people
a hint.
Speaker 3 (42:02):
You know it's gonna be funny. It's gonna be funny.
Speaker 2 (42:04):
We trust that.
Speaker 3 (42:05):
Yeah, I mean, you wait the fucking show. It's gonna
be funny. And I tw some other things I'm working
on too. I sold another show and some other things.
So coming down the pipeline. But what's up, you know,
because I'm in the fourth I'm going into the you know,
next season, the Miss Past show.
Speaker 4 (42:20):
So things are starting.
Speaker 3 (42:21):
You get about five six, you know, so it's on
to the next thing.
Speaker 4 (42:26):
I've been.
Speaker 3 (42:26):
I mean, I'm thankful, you know, if it goes past four,
if it goes past five or six, I'm it was
a show that wasn't supposed to last, So wasn't he
supposed to get out there? So I'm I'm I'm just
thankful as hell.
Speaker 2 (42:39):
You know nothing, I might as well enjoy yourself. You know,
your car gets broke into tonight.
Speaker 1 (42:50):
Like this, we are you a special and you as
knowing your only fans content.
Speaker 11 (42:57):
I'm trying to get some follow this shake shake, shake, shake, shake,
shake Old Dad shake shake, shake, shake, shake, make the
whole crowd shake shake, shake, shake, shape shake.
Speaker 3 (43:12):
My daddy had me who seized the one where he
nedded bro won't nobody in there with me.
Speaker 2 (43:15):
It was just me.
Speaker 4 (43:16):
He was the onlyest pird I like, so, don't nobody
want to come? Okay, shit, this is easy.
Speaker 3 (43:26):
Has some door shake shake, shake shake.
Speaker 2 (43:29):
I'm through smoking weed. That ship ain't got too strong.
Speaker 1 (43:32):
While you say that because I was had the other
day orders a pregnancy pillow, the one that you.
Speaker 2 (43:37):
Lay between the legs. That ain't really a bad idea.
I'm at home taking naps like I'm ten months now nowadays, Joe,
I ain't got to go nowhere.
Speaker 1 (43:58):
You know, Joel's come and take three four years off
and then come back.
Speaker 4 (44:01):
All yeah, come back.
Speaker 1 (44:03):
So you can come back to it. You know, if
you choose to hs what you want to do that
you ain't did yet, that's like top of your list.
Speaker 2 (44:11):
Yeah, who you want to have on now that you
ain't had on?
Speaker 4 (44:14):
Come on on, ice Q?
Speaker 3 (44:15):
You know I love me some ice C. Yeah, I'm
a big ice Q fan. I always had a crush on.
Speaker 4 (44:22):
I mean, not like that.
Speaker 2 (44:23):
But your husband ain't gonna come out the house.
Speaker 3 (44:30):
I got you, ice C.
Speaker 2 (44:35):
I'll tell you that. Get in the Patricia. Both of'am
go ahead this Hey, If I was still at the
General motives. God damn.
Speaker 4 (44:46):
Hey, the general motives, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (44:51):
I mean, you know, we're gonna have some really good
guest stars this year, so I'm looking forward to that.
Speaker 4 (44:59):
I'm excited, I really am so.
Speaker 3 (45:02):
But the things I would like to do, I would
like to do more movies.
Speaker 4 (45:05):
Okay, I like to create movies.
Speaker 1 (45:08):
Ooh, what's your if you can have any what care like?
What type of care do you want to play? Ideally
in your head?
Speaker 3 (45:14):
I would like to really do something serious.
Speaker 2 (45:17):
I want to see you play a church later.
Speaker 4 (45:20):
That's easy for a big black woman. Colors from the hood.
Speaker 3 (45:25):
All them bitches from this.
Speaker 4 (45:28):
All them bitches, they so pussy, that's so crack.
Speaker 2 (45:30):
That's the difference.
Speaker 1 (45:31):
Yeah, prostitutess ain't ain't the best actresses.
Speaker 2 (45:36):
Drug dealers can act. You got you got to act
like you ain't sitting drugs. You gotta act like the
dope good you know, the ship come home? Ma fuck
with me.
Speaker 4 (45:51):
I mean I would, I would take you.
Speaker 3 (45:54):
I love comedy because you know, we're comedians, So anytime
we get in comedy roles, that's just like us really perform.
Speaker 2 (46:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (46:00):
So, but I would love to do something dramatic.
Speaker 1 (46:02):
We make some of the best serious actors too. I
think I don't think we get a lot of opportunities
to do it, but I think when we get the shot,
they don't need.
Speaker 3 (46:12):
Every damn thing.
Speaker 2 (46:15):
You know.
Speaker 3 (46:16):
I'm trying to think of other comedians that big, like Editor.
I don't think nobody did as many movies Eddy as
a comedian.
Speaker 4 (46:23):
That's a yeah.
Speaker 3 (46:26):
I mean even even Chris Talker, Yeah, Kevin Kevin Hart.
Speaker 1 (46:34):
Crazy Yeah, comedians be car on the low love everything.
Speaker 4 (46:40):
Jim Carrey did.
Speaker 2 (46:41):
I mean he got a lot of time to watch movies.
He did the house lot, got a theater.
Speaker 4 (46:49):
You have a theater?
Speaker 2 (46:50):
Yeah? Did you know they wrote the man in Man
damn Marinos out. It's only extended cut lot of kitchen
up since I left the general more.
Speaker 3 (47:03):
You know what I hate about my husband being retired
is because he's my husband's fifty two and he listened
to the TV really loud, and I'm like, nigga, you
don't work around machines no more? Why the fuck is
this TV?
Speaker 2 (47:14):
On ninety nine?
Speaker 3 (47:15):
And he only watched black and white movies and he
said he is bad. You know, I'm a hood bitch.
I won't see no motherfucking bab ruths motherfucking playing baseball.
I'm like, dude, everybody, dad, the audi, his dad, the announcer, dad,
the player over there.
Speaker 4 (47:31):
The fuck is you watching this old ship.
Speaker 3 (47:33):
I'm surprised that he can show up on the fucking TV.
Speaker 2 (47:36):
But you be quiet. I can see who won this
ship's ago.
Speaker 3 (47:47):
Come on, I'm everything black walking. I came home last
night the nigga.
Speaker 1 (47:51):
Watch got hell out miss forty. He fifty two and
can't hear ship and watch you.
Speaker 4 (47:57):
Do it while black and white. I'm like, do you
know this TV? Come and cover? Why the fuck are
you watching these black.
Speaker 3 (48:02):
And white TV?
Speaker 2 (48:02):
Nigga black and white? Got a look crazy in HD.
Speaker 4 (48:06):
Nah, he love it.
Speaker 3 (48:07):
I mean he be watching all them. Actually, I don't
know who the fuck they are. At the height of
the they at that there was the ship when they
were back in sixty two.
Speaker 2 (48:15):
He knew about this ship.
Speaker 4 (48:16):
Oh he did two years long. No, but he he
liked old ship. He love old ship.
Speaker 3 (48:21):
I'm like, I mean he fall asleep with this ship.
I'm like, nigga, so I don't follow my friend, like
do your old la hood listening to ship own loud?
Every old nigga, listen to the TV loud. I mean,
I'll be in the other I'm like, try the god
damn TV down, Gary, What you say I said, turned
TV down?
Speaker 2 (48:39):
Yeah, you loud. You don't want to hear that. You
just be trying to see it.
Speaker 8 (48:45):
Damn, My mother fucking thought. So he worked all of
them goddamn years that planet. Turn this motherfucker up loud.
Speaker 10 (48:55):
I want to me, motherfucker, he'd be watching How To
Grow Guard Guard.
Speaker 1 (49:12):
I'm like, you never watched Nigga the Greatest, But that's
what they say good when it wasn't making movies.
Speaker 2 (49:22):
Yeah, she was good making movies.
Speaker 3 (49:24):
That's the time I come in and he'd be watching
I don't know where he get this ship from. When
they didn't even talk on TV, they just act.
Speaker 2 (49:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (49:31):
I'm like, I said, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Speaker 2 (49:34):
You? You have drove that man completely crazy.
Speaker 3 (49:38):
No, man, he demand is always when I said, man
one years when I met him, he was.
Speaker 4 (49:44):
Watching Side Field one.
Speaker 3 (49:45):
No niggas in the streets watching.
Speaker 2 (49:47):
Side That ship was terrible. I don't know how that
ship lasted that long.
Speaker 1 (49:51):
The Median is LB on all these platforms, kissing ass
talking about that ship is good.
Speaker 2 (49:55):
That ship is terrible.
Speaker 3 (49:56):
You know what, Carlos, I ain't gonna lie to you.
I thought it was some white folk ship.
Speaker 1 (50:01):
It is.
Speaker 3 (50:02):
I watched that ship one day. It's funny than the motherfucker.
And you gotta be un high.
Speaker 4 (50:07):
See you going and you're watching that ship.
Speaker 2 (50:09):
I'm gonna smoke now because you got me stressed. The
funk up. Ain't no way I'm finish flying that ship funny.
I tried. I tried men saying I don't get it.
Speaker 3 (50:19):
I'm telling you, colors, if you really sit down and
watch it, it's funny.
Speaker 2 (50:23):
Nobody clip this ship. I was like, man, that ship,
I don't know what it is. I just feels the ship.
I just felt the whole show was racist.
Speaker 4 (50:32):
What did he talk about niggas?
Speaker 2 (50:33):
I don't I know exactly. Like and then the little
fact nigga was selling all them pressls like something about pressels.
Speaker 4 (50:39):
I just don't funk with who sold pressel?
Speaker 1 (50:42):
The little ball nigga, I ain't never seen him.
Speaker 4 (50:45):
Saying the mother fuck.
Speaker 2 (50:46):
He was the presser man for roll Go.
Speaker 1 (50:49):
He was gonna commercial. Yeah, he was depressed. He said,
come on, don't play with me, man, you play with me.
I've been here Cape, you've been had cap, been had cable.
Speaker 3 (50:58):
Well, you know that's what made me really like him,
because he liked Seinfield and my husband read the newspaper
every day.
Speaker 4 (51:05):
I had never met a nigga in rejoice.
Speaker 2 (51:08):
Huh wasn't poppuling like that?
Speaker 3 (51:11):
Yeah, so he read the nigga was selling dope and
getting back.
Speaker 4 (51:14):
Bitch is pregnant. I met a black man with no
fucking kids.
Speaker 3 (51:16):
That was a miracle.
Speaker 2 (51:19):
That's a miracle.
Speaker 4 (51:20):
Back in old day, there's a bunch of niggas out
here with no babies. Those are niggas that ain't claiming them.
Speaker 2 (51:26):
Now, this is a bunch of niggas out here who
don't have nothing.
Speaker 4 (51:29):
Tad Bundy, how many kids you got?
Speaker 3 (51:31):
Zero?
Speaker 2 (51:32):
Nigga ain't got no kids?
Speaker 4 (51:34):
Oh you you and the bar right taed bonney ate niggas.
Speaker 3 (51:41):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (51:41):
You look like you have a dog.
Speaker 2 (51:44):
What he don't even have a dog?
Speaker 4 (51:46):
A dog?
Speaker 2 (51:47):
A dog?
Speaker 4 (51:48):
Well, he shouldn't have a dog.
Speaker 2 (51:49):
He ain't got ship. It's just him, just him in
a gym bag.
Speaker 3 (51:55):
He the type of nigga get pulled over by the
police and get beat up.
Speaker 2 (51:59):
He ain't gonna get he ain't that type of nigga.
He ain't.
Speaker 4 (52:03):
I mean, he ain't do shit. He looks suspicious.
Speaker 2 (52:05):
Hes a nigga of us. He ain't a nigga to
them like that. Oh yeah, he's he's like a college student.
He's straight.
Speaker 4 (52:11):
He looks very intell.
Speaker 3 (52:12):
He a nice looking guy.
Speaker 2 (52:14):
I'm not gonna agree to this ship.
Speaker 3 (52:16):
I guarantee if you haircut, if you gave me a
haircut in shape.
Speaker 1 (52:19):
I wouldn't give He never gave a haircut again.
Speaker 2 (52:22):
I don't care what that nigga do this later.
Speaker 3 (52:24):
Holdy, how old are you baby? Oh yeah, Ashley, you
can turn straight. That's your age.
Speaker 2 (52:43):
That's Nashy. That's a raffle. You have to take this joke.
You have to take that. Damn.
Speaker 1 (52:56):
See how they laugh when they abused black men.
Speaker 2 (53:00):
Black man abuse funny.
Speaker 4 (53:02):
He said they want abuse black men.
Speaker 3 (53:05):
Yeah, I'm sorry, Joe. She want to pay everybody.
Speaker 2 (53:10):
Nigga.
Speaker 1 (53:12):
You ain't ship because that nigga lean back.
Speaker 2 (53:14):
Yeah, this is my sister. That's that's old pig.
Speaker 4 (53:30):
He's crazy.
Speaker 2 (53:31):
He laid back, changed a bit, you little sister.
Speaker 11 (53:36):
Brother.
Speaker 3 (53:36):
She put like this biger minds.
Speaker 2 (53:38):
Damn, that's crazy.
Speaker 1 (53:42):
We're gonna keep you lifted in praid O. Summer coming up.
Why of these nigga might catch your slipping? You never know, Ashley,
you never know that might be your break out, your
ash Yeah.
Speaker 3 (53:51):
I need her, you know what, I need her knocked
up like the brad.
Speaker 1 (53:57):
Lucky woman too, got some nice titties on him, nice
titty real ones. Shut up high, tell shit a good
person because they.
Speaker 2 (54:05):
Firm the bract. No.
Speaker 1 (54:09):
Actually gave me a sad hug and then you know
how like a Teddy smush.
Speaker 2 (54:13):
But that's little Teddy. No, you yo chitty.
Speaker 3 (54:17):
About you?
Speaker 2 (54:19):
They shit on the lap knight. Actually, you was just
very strange today. I don't know what what you had
for lunch or what what you did. I think it's
about the time you're gonna let down.
Speaker 1 (54:34):
Get you a nap or have a Snickers or something,
because you're not yourself right now.
Speaker 2 (54:38):
As you know you, somebody get her red bull and
you red some energy and some protein.
Speaker 1 (54:50):
Ah well, miss pat, we're gonna wrap this up before
actually fuck somebody in here.
Speaker 2 (54:57):
You know I don't want that on me. You feel
me don't know what to day.
Speaker 3 (55:03):
I appreciate that. Make sure y'all can watch the third
season of The Miss Past Show.
Speaker 4 (55:07):
It's streaming do on BT.
Speaker 3 (55:08):
Plus and it's also on B E T on Linear,
and it's on v H one. So make sure y'all
go check me out.
Speaker 2 (55:15):
Three channels.
Speaker 3 (55:16):
Let's go.
Speaker 1 (55:17):
Hey, before we leave, I want everybody to know I
actually got a deal though, that she's keeping a guitar case.
Speaker 2 (55:33):
Yeah we got Yeah, y'all, let you fall off.
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