TONY ROBERTS in the Trap | 85 SOUTH SHOW PODCAST

Tony Roberts joins the 85 South Show for hilarious conversation and insightful commentary. The group explores various scenarios, ranging from wedding mishaps to celebrity anecdotes.

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Somebody told me, if your teenager just say they love you,
you got a date in your car for me, that.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
You gotta try. I gotta tried, Nigga, you gotta.

Speaker 1 (00:13):
I got grown kids and teenagers. I got grandkids.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
Nigger, you got a family.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
My grandkids got kids.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
Yeah, Nigga, I gotta waits for that danger kids every age.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
I slow dance with the best.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
She's s late.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
I started pop walking with these little bit I ain't
touching you. I don't need the more kids.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
Got a game.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
Girl, I'm like, I tell my business all this.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
You don't never see what He posted family pictures.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
On at you like the last fourteen of them, fourteen
of us on any nigga in the whole book, my
kids black and Filipino Nigger.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
This nigga family huge broy so they break there and
the California I got me.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
Nigga, they like this in the winter, Nigga, they this complexion. Nigga,
they like this motherfucker in the summer.

Speaker 3 (01:12):
This nigga had family come to the show for a
month straight.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
I was like, cy remember nigga, nephew brother, get all.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
This was an hour away from my house and my
whole family niece's nephews, all these these niggas nine and
eleven and fifteen, they on Saturday stay soaking the bottle
was don't tell them about you can't.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
Yeah, you gotta do it.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
They never they never see me live.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
That was the first time nigga they said nigga. They
was like, they couldn't believe it. You're wrecking that motherfucker.
That's what you do, y'all.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
Bad y'all was doing so many bad words.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
That's the door you god, damn, damn.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
You get the fuck and clean the bed and get
the fucking school. You know, ain't nothing to you.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
Boy. I had to go up after that. Ship.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
He was rocking this sigga, cout your Wayne and then
and then you yeah, yeah what he.

Speaker 3 (02:09):
Like, especially like when he wasn't there and Ship or
you know, they'll they'll be rotating. Yeah, they're rotating.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
Ship.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
I was like, Ship, I'm hosting this one.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
You're gonna host.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
I'm hosting and closing all work.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
That's what's up. Ship gonna be fun.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
They love this nigga though.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
You see the applause.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
You their favorite niggas last one.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
Right, Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:30):
Yeah, one thing about my host and I keep there
you go.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
That's the master there.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
With that goddamn camera.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
One thing about hosting about host I keep going back up.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
You're gonna you got to pay attention who I mean,
who what they're doing. You can't get off stage and leave. Nah,
you gotta be like, fuck up, back up.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
You got a babysit to show me.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
I do that.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
Got a quarterback that ship.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
Mm hmmm.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
Oh yeah, you're gonna run it though. Yeah, that's gonna
be crazy.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
I'm gonna dot my songs. I got a bunch of songs.
You got bluet in my son.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
You need your ass beat the classic all da.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
Bitch? Where you been?

Speaker 2 (03:12):
Bitch where where.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
He was at the gym? On the trailmill? Bitch? You
wearing heel which where you did?

Speaker 2 (03:22):
Hey, that ship goes great.

Speaker 3 (03:23):
I'm gonna do a song every every nigga and the
little Wayne ship where you said the nigga just talking
about whatever the fuck you want to.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
I'm about the back and they gonna make the damn
new y I damn I did the shack All Stars
back in the day. Nigga shackles up front with them
sitting at to Bobby Brown and I ain't even looked down.
I ain't know that nigga was there. I did the
joke about God. I think God be taking the wrong people.
Something that telling to her, this are passing away. Michael

(03:52):
Jackson dead, but Bobby Brown living right there, right there.
I said, this nigga dead, This nigga lie, nigga. Motherfuckers
was rubbled. And this nigga talked to me for four years, niggas,
he said, you Roberts going, come on. He just stopped
talking to me. Two years ago. I was on the

(04:12):
cruise and I did a show. He was there, what
he was doing, and then he just what's up?

Speaker 4 (04:18):
Man?

Speaker 1 (04:18):
I had that. I can't deny it. Man, you're good,
You're cool. That nigga talk for four years nigga. I
mean he didn't shot on me, on on a long
line or nothing, but that to me seeing me, No,
nigga can't talk to me the whole world.

Speaker 3 (04:32):
Well, you've seen the video where he was dancing and
he dropped that little sack and picked it up. He said,
he said he did, he did.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
He did Brown legend though that bout Brown legend. We
didn't say what nothing legend. He built like this pillow.
Nigga but he a legend, that nigga, that nigga like that,
That nigga like this. I've seen him in a new addition,
that that nigga sit out. He set out, he mean
on that thing and he do all the moves. He
do all the moves.

Speaker 5 (05:02):
He was like this and he don't not thing like
them niggas still doing this ship.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
One hand that means to get on the train, a
little baby. Put them on the train, go to that.
He said, got bitches though, man want to be with him.

Speaker 3 (05:20):
Bobby got that paper man. Bobby Brown brought the money
to a landa nigga.

Speaker 2 (05:24):
That nigga when he was God damn check out something.

Speaker 1 (05:26):
His old ship.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
That nigga was He's.

Speaker 1 (05:28):
Supposed to break away from that group. What you mean, nigga,
nigga was talented as fuck. Yeah, we were taking a
new addition.

Speaker 3 (05:36):
Wasn't that ship don't even make sense to the fact
that them niggas made it from little kids to grow
all the time a little kid man that ship boys get.

Speaker 1 (05:46):
Yeah, yeah, but they had that that that that that
party ship going on poisoning fucked everybody up. Nigga, fuck nigga.
They'll bill de bot came out poison.

Speaker 2 (05:59):
That's was crazy.

Speaker 1 (06:01):
They took the rapper with the boys cutting the hands
the rapper. They took the deep boys, nigga the rapper,
they took the voice.

Speaker 2 (06:12):
They really liked the modern day temptations.

Speaker 3 (06:14):
That it was because I liked when they when they
had been like a part for what twenty years, and
then they got back together and they came right back
with I'm still in love with you.

Speaker 2 (06:23):
But I was like, these niggas still need to be
the Jackson file though, fuck they an't even they wanted.

Speaker 1 (06:28):
To be Jackson five. All that ship there was the
next Yeah.

Speaker 3 (06:33):
See that Jameson five but not family. Yeah, it was
less ass whooping.

Speaker 1 (06:37):
They just want all my niggas was doing that they
didn't do instruments. And Michael was on Moucker spinning Fu around.

Speaker 3 (06:46):
So that's like, yeah, that's because Michael was out of
his body. Though, Yeah, Michael was different that niggas.

Speaker 1 (06:52):
I've been here so many rumors about this nigga man,
like he might be Jesus. There was a real fighter.

Speaker 2 (06:57):
He might be Jesus. He ain't. He might beat though Jesus.

Speaker 1 (07:02):
Might because I'm visualizing this and that could to similarities
because Jesus had more muscles that nigga man.

Speaker 3 (07:11):
Jesus did push up Jesus did.

Speaker 1 (07:16):
I'm not denying that Jesus.

Speaker 2 (07:18):
Jesus got off there across he wanted to. That was
the whole point.

Speaker 1 (07:20):
When you see he's on the protest that was on
three hundred. He could have been on three hundred. He's
nigga do this.

Speaker 2 (07:27):
He would have been.

Speaker 1 (07:28):
I'll be watched. I mean he was like Jesus was,
But Michael Jackson was unheard of talent. He could have been.
He could have been I don't know, it could have been.
Jesus could have been. Animals I think.

Speaker 3 (07:40):
Think about it, said the fun down. He told that
monkey to sit the fuck down.

Speaker 2 (07:46):
His nigga hit that monkey with this ship.

Speaker 1 (07:47):
Yeah that is that is that the language that monkey.
That's dope. That monkey, said nigga. He said like he
was in class. Give him this back. I mean, yes,
all right, the plenty of the eights nigga.

Speaker 3 (08:07):
The one nigga said, Mike a piece the monkey because
the monkey beat the boy. Yeah, he said, Mike, get
that Niggasus. Now that he had the cousin dude who
used to go with him at the crib and the
and the monkey bit one of his kids, and he said,
Mike beat the ship out of I don't know his name,
but he's supposed to be the black dude.

Speaker 2 (08:25):
That they tried something. They wrote, Yeah, funk out of here.
I'm telling you, Mike.

Speaker 3 (08:32):
Was this a story that's going crazy on land right
now that Mike had what's the cold?

Speaker 1 (08:38):
That's just the one. This the one that.

Speaker 3 (08:40):
Mother said Mike had got on Tupac Has one night.

Speaker 1 (08:43):
I just heard about that three days ago.

Speaker 3 (08:45):
I don't know that said too many people to confirmed
that sounded like.

Speaker 2 (08:51):
But I don't know, Michael.

Speaker 3 (08:54):
You think Mike beat up. I ain't say he beat
him up. I say he got on his ass. Even
if he didn't fight him, it's still Jesus head. I
think I heard Mike one, but but I heard even
for him to chick to packets. I think Mike always
gonna be able to get one off on you, because
you're gonna be in all that is, Mike. I heard
you ain't never gonna expect that ship from Mike.

Speaker 1 (09:14):
I heard Michael Jackson and tager Woods half bitches and
they ordered bitches and they ran ship.

Speaker 2 (09:20):
I believe they in public.

Speaker 1 (09:21):
They all that because that's what the white people want.

Speaker 3 (09:23):
My favorite Michael Jackson is that the nigga was a
crip who Michael Jackson because he had real gang members
in the beat it video supposed and you make.

Speaker 1 (09:38):
Game member.

Speaker 2 (09:38):
Okay, if you go, he won't even playing.

Speaker 3 (09:43):
But I'm talking about some of the motherfuckers that he had,
like in the background, even the dancers, but the motherfuckers
that just was standing around.

Speaker 1 (09:52):
This group was dancing, His group was his group was
was beating. But the niggas when it started the it
was just real.

Speaker 3 (10:00):
Now that's how hard he is. He made them gagst
as niggas learning the choreography, and not because he forced
him to. It's because they really wanted to notice.

Speaker 2 (10:10):
A lot of this pull it from everywhere.

Speaker 1 (10:13):
Makes sense. Right now, we have some cocaine because that's bush.
I don't want to. I ain't gonna believe that.

Speaker 2 (10:20):
You ain't never seen a picture with the crypt but
throw the season.

Speaker 3 (10:24):
You got Michael jack I'm talking about this is represented.
I mean yeah, the visual for Okay, Okay, I got
another question.

Speaker 2 (10:36):
Go back field.

Speaker 3 (10:37):
If you go back and watch the Way You Make
Me Feel video and you look on the wall.

Speaker 2 (10:42):
That ship gonna say, O, g cript right on the wall.

Speaker 1 (10:46):
It was on the It was that neighborhood. It was
in that Nigga had a song called Blue Gangster.

Speaker 2 (10:51):
Damn sure did look at this.

Speaker 3 (10:54):
Look at this picture there that's before photo.

Speaker 1 (11:00):
Nigga. I thought there was a white woman. That business
was so proper. Nigga that himself they making He even
doing it right. I say, doing this, my grandma gonna
do that. But that's what he's doing, even doing it right.
There ain't gonna fucking away here, correct, Nigga. He got

(11:23):
his chief too perfect. He got a megaphone, he got
a Jack Carr and he's doing this and even doing
it right. He doing this. Mama just did that. That's funny.
I can't believe he was a bad nigga. I've heard
some stories.

Speaker 2 (11:42):
What that what you heard? Okay?

Speaker 1 (11:45):
I can't say names. That's what I got. I got
one big celebrity took another young celebrity, both comics. The
big celebrity took him and hang with Michael Jackson. You
just figured out yourself. He was in Vegas with him,
and he went took him by Michael Jackson's house and
Michael Jackson was at the house that nigga had animals
and ship, big ass house.

Speaker 2 (12:05):
He said.

Speaker 1 (12:06):
He sat there and Michael Jackson kept going, He said, cool,
is he cool? And the comic was like, yeah, that's
my boy. Ain't gonna bring no right here. Ain't cool?
He cool? He said, cool, he cool? He cool. Michael
Jackson's butler came out with a tray of all kinds
of pills, cocaine, weed, everything, bought some liquor and everything,
and he kept saying he cool, he cool. He said, yeah,

(12:28):
make a sucker, saying that the celebrity took some took
a little to this thing.

Speaker 2 (12:32):
My boy don't even I ain't never see him do
no coke. He said he did it because he was burned.
And then he and he.

Speaker 1 (12:38):
Said talking ours about to believe he was that shit
hit him. He said cool, he cood, he good. He said,
Michael Jackson, this is and this nigga. He would lie sometimes,
but he wouldn't lie about this. The nigga, Michael Jackson
looking nigga, took the tray, took his nose off, shut
up white, you know what to white and put the

(13:03):
bit that on. He said, I don't know the part
was grilled. I don't know if he said.

Speaker 2 (13:14):
About man.

Speaker 1 (13:17):
The same thing. Nigga ain't like this whole you know
about Michael Jason got the nose just a tip tip
and sometimes when he wear the search. When I met him,
he's at the surgical mask. It was in the bookstore.
This nigga press was so powerful. I was trying to
get close to him. He said hello, and I went
the other way. I didn't even say how. I mean,
it was tito like for him. I said something, but
that nigga at the mask off had the karate suit

(13:39):
on you. He being in white like like he was
in like Shrek nigga. It was. It was white and
I was like, just Michael Jackson, what the fucking right there?
And then he said hello, and I'm bitch out. But yeah,
they say took to that. I ain't gonna let on

(14:00):
your podcast. That's what I was told. And it's a
replic it's a reputable risk. The boat source, he don't
even make him ship.

Speaker 2 (14:08):
Like that, but you say he do makeups.

Speaker 1 (14:12):
He told me one time he fucked this bitch and
he didn't ship like that.

Speaker 2 (14:18):
Nigga.

Speaker 1 (14:19):
I spent like two thousands in the club. You ain't
made two thousands a mex. I've been on the nigga
for years and thirty years, damn. And then I'll tell
you Michael Jack's got the other lights. Like you said
your gainst. You say that's like what but that ship
that ain't They ain't convincing me.

Speaker 3 (14:36):
This is the big with the nigga.

Speaker 1 (14:40):
This is a horn, nigga, This is a horn.

Speaker 2 (14:43):
Tell them this a game?

Speaker 1 (14:48):
What are you doing? If somebody said, what's worth the
bathroom this way down there? What said you're gonna do?
I don't do no, I don't do that. I don't
play with I don't want to body running with me.
I've seen you on the podcast ass doing my ship.

Speaker 6 (15:01):
They would, Oh, you're the optical niggas, so you carries yeah, man,
that nigga.

Speaker 1 (15:15):
I think Chack of Woods was against that nigga. When
Tacker Woods wife called him and she's tacking her food.

Speaker 2 (15:20):
On the nigga kitchen. Fuck, she ain't ktchen. You know what?

Speaker 1 (15:24):
It was enough for her to lose it.

Speaker 2 (15:26):
I Tiger Woods. Oh look, Tiger Woods smart as fuck?

Speaker 1 (15:29):
I know.

Speaker 2 (15:29):
Yeah, yeah, the average niggagin smart white woman.

Speaker 1 (15:33):
No, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (15:35):
The Woods was getting caught at like number twenty eight.
He had like thirty holes.

Speaker 1 (15:39):
Yeah, he had thirty holes.

Speaker 2 (15:40):
Was if I'm up thirty holes and you catch me?

Speaker 1 (15:44):
Wow? Yeah yeah wow. But she was too good. She
she naturally embarrassed that the globally embarrassed that nigga hitt
him with a bat, throwing sh at him, cussing him out.
I would have right. The work had two white bitches
and bikinis as my caddy.

Speaker 3 (16:02):
I don't believe this bitching affected me. I don't believe
she hit.

Speaker 2 (16:05):
Him with a bat.

Speaker 3 (16:06):
I believe Tiger got on them pills. Ain't got the
running over ship in that escalade and Tiger wabb man.
That bitch hit me, man, I know he did.

Speaker 2 (16:18):
Hit him.

Speaker 1 (16:18):
My arm hit the bit them.

Speaker 3 (16:20):
Bitch was chasing him, and that nigga got the car, skirt.

Speaker 1 (16:22):
Ship, the nigga with the golf club.

Speaker 2 (16:24):
Then she jumped out my lap.

Speaker 1 (16:26):
Nah.

Speaker 2 (16:26):
I have been drinking, but I what motherfucking drive you know.

Speaker 3 (16:30):
Where Tiger he was fucking with broke bitches and he
was sending them bitches home with nothing.

Speaker 1 (16:36):
But it was all broke with compared to this nigga.

Speaker 3 (16:38):
No, but that's what I'm saying these bitches worked at
bob Evans and Denny. He was fucking waitresses. Can't say
bitches no more. We done ran out of bitch.

Speaker 1 (16:46):
We ain't ran out of the.

Speaker 3 (16:47):
Bitches because bitches ran. Ain't ran out of her. Nigga
like them bitches and ran to the center. Now all
the bitches is on the surface. Yeah, but for the
people who watching, we're not talking about all bitches were
talking about. Like we talking about you better.

Speaker 1 (17:01):
You know who we're talking about.

Speaker 2 (17:03):
Describe you more.

Speaker 1 (17:04):
We gotta describe you. You know who you are. But
you know coming to me, bitch is fifty six times
three more left. We ran out of time. They call
us niggas straight punks, but you call you a pump.
It's time. It's time to go or do something.

Speaker 3 (17:23):
But when I say bitch, I ain't always talking about
a female bitch.

Speaker 1 (17:28):
I'm just talking about the female period.

Speaker 2 (17:30):
I'm just talking about a bitch.

Speaker 1 (17:31):
Yeah, don't.

Speaker 3 (17:32):
I don't think mitch is genderist to me, thank you,
that's right, because I walk in.

Speaker 1 (17:37):
Just smoo, you're smoking, you're talking, you're trying to get smart.

Speaker 2 (17:40):
I've been smart nigga, But.

Speaker 1 (17:43):
No, I believe that too. I'll say it look bit
this and this. I mean that. It's just that my
mind depends on what you say to me might be
in front of answer.

Speaker 3 (17:53):
Yeah, and it ain't always malicious.

Speaker 1 (17:55):
Are you trying to women?

Speaker 2 (17:57):
I say I do celebratory bitches.

Speaker 1 (17:59):
If you got to wear in front of you, two
women in front of you, they goat on the African ship.
They got the turb and they got this ship. And
the look you call them a bitch.

Speaker 3 (18:10):
They ain't got nothing to do with what they's not
the way I'm just saying, two women, you know who
the bitch is? Who the bitch the one that don't
like me? Okay, what if she don't like I'm scared.
So you're telling me I don't have a chance.

Speaker 1 (18:24):
You got a chay that don't get a chance. Don't
give you a chance away from my lake.

Speaker 3 (18:34):
But it depends on how you say that ship. If
you say it like a bitch, they'll let it ride you.

Speaker 1 (18:40):
They call you to offend the funk ot you. What's
the worst they can call you? What's the worst woman
can call you?

Speaker 2 (18:47):
The worst thing? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (18:50):
Broke cast Nigga. Bro Cast Nigga's.

Speaker 3 (18:54):
Trick ass Nigga the only time women that would call
me something, it was because it was a retro fraise,
and I feel like you didn't apply to the town.

Speaker 2 (19:04):
This girl called me a weak brother.

Speaker 1 (19:10):
Yeah, that's sound they're trying to. That made me me more.
You know what, that's thet you with the eighties, even
told you they you with the seventies. With the seventies.

Speaker 3 (19:21):
Look now they with some of that ship, some of
that ship will yeah.

Speaker 1 (19:25):
Yeah, because theyre going with your answer.

Speaker 3 (19:27):
Look at all this old tender dick ass nigga tend dick,
tender dick.

Speaker 2 (19:32):
That mean you did some soft.

Speaker 1 (19:34):
Ship that next mad you say, they say tender dick
to you and you around people who heard it. You
can't prove that your dick. You can't think about the bird.
You can't prove that. They tell her they're gonna walk
away going just nigga tender in the dick area. That

(19:54):
pissed me.

Speaker 3 (19:54):
Okay, you're right, that's but that's old ship though.

Speaker 1 (19:58):
That's the old ship. Was like teddy bitch and she
whipped him out.

Speaker 3 (20:01):
Okay, after you know, you know what I missed, judge,
I was jumped the gun.

Speaker 1 (20:07):
I was going off the clothes. Look yeah, yeah, yeah, dishwragged,
wet old dishwag smelling breast smelling bitch. Then chicken, how
my breast mount a dishragged? Then you you know you
know that?

Speaker 2 (20:21):
God damn.

Speaker 1 (20:26):
If you have, if you hitting it, no, I call
girl her sister name, and it didn't work. We stopped
on the mattress. I'm like, damn, its sound you look
like her. God damn, I had a positive for twenty minutes.
Dick gone for down my damn. She said, let's go.
I said, I got I need to start overset me
put it. You can't be mad and stay hard. I

(20:49):
don't get who you are. I don't get fuck. You
just got a prison and you can do that. You
just got a prison.

Speaker 2 (20:54):
Take much blood, It takes.

Speaker 1 (20:58):
It takes so much blood.

Speaker 3 (20:59):
Ain't no, you gotta stay.

Speaker 1 (21:02):
Calm, nigga. You'll do that ship too.

Speaker 2 (21:05):
Yeah, whatever we want to leave, what you gonna keep going?

Speaker 1 (21:09):
You're cool, You're a smooth nigga.

Speaker 3 (21:13):
But we can't be mad and still be jacking. And
he let's come on now, come on, you look like
a cycle.

Speaker 2 (21:21):
No, that nigga got a problem. Any nigga that mad,
And that's the different trying to hurt yourself.

Speaker 1 (21:28):
What kind of mood, what kind of moved you in?

Speaker 3 (21:33):
That's the type of nigga be in the cell all right?

Speaker 1 (21:36):
See all right, I get it at you being angry.
What what you're thinking about something that you're mad at?
But to please you, you picture you jacket your dick
while you pick beating that in the head with a
branch can do.

Speaker 2 (21:53):
Yeah, that's making me feel that type of nigga. Give
a funk about nothing.

Speaker 3 (21:57):
I'm gonna see them, man, I ain't like that.

Speaker 2 (22:00):
That somebody fish told me that nigga problem.

Speaker 3 (22:05):
That's the nigga walking around with his shirt off in prison.

Speaker 1 (22:08):
I'm fucking something. Man, who were talking to y'all?

Speaker 2 (22:17):
Heard what I said?

Speaker 1 (22:18):
Nigga nigga before I go to bed? Nigga'm am I
playing dominoes man, That nigga got teny prison af players talking.
If I'm in prison playing Domino, don't matter. Somebody swing
getting this dicks. I'm putting all kind of losing that
a nigga you got twenty Now, I don't stitch around.

(22:44):
I'm losing nigga.

Speaker 2 (22:45):
That's a two. You don't.

Speaker 1 (22:52):
That's funny as fund damn.

Speaker 3 (22:55):
Dude, we here, bro you funny his head man, you've
been one of them down.

Speaker 1 (23:04):
Let me tell you this the same I'm telling you
about the same nigga. Okay, he told me this story right,
and he was asking my advice about it. He was
living in La the girl would live in Seattle. She's
coming back and forth visiting them. She had a little money,
he was. He was struggling comics. You know what I'm saying.

(23:26):
So one day she told she told him she came
down for the weekend. She told him, Hey, I gotta
let you know about me. First, she gave him a
car because he have a car. She had a couple
of cars, kept money in his pocket. She told him
that she's a good girl. A after being with the
like four months, five months, she was in love with him,
but she she got telling hercause she love him and

(23:48):
he was in love with her, and she said, I'm
a call girl. And he was like staring at the
foot min He ain't no to take like all, he said,
you know, you say somebody I'm a car girl. You
feel like you look at her, but are you see
is niggas hit in the ship. And then she and
then they.

Speaker 3 (24:03):
Go back to her like a movie.

Speaker 1 (24:06):
Right then he said. He said, hey, okay, let's talk
about this this weekend. Let's spend this weekend together, he said,
And she said, no, I can't. I gotta go to
this rich nigga and for the weekend. But I see
Sunday night and he can stay at her career and
we'll go and go off somewhere, take a trip and
talk about this situation. Now when she gets back, are

(24:29):
you there? I mean, are you can?

Speaker 2 (24:31):
You?

Speaker 1 (24:32):
Can you fuck with something like that that fuck for
a living? Yeah? I mean I can't.

Speaker 2 (24:37):
I could just see.

Speaker 3 (24:38):
That's what Nigga's always talking to pim Ship everybody.

Speaker 1 (24:43):
You gotta have a hole, nigga need I can't have
a whole.

Speaker 3 (24:48):
You gotta be able to look at life on the brink.
If your girl a hope, that make you a pill. Okay,
Now now I know where the money is coming from.
I know about how much the asked for. Now I
can start coaching. Don't be out gone all weekend with
no rich nigga and come back with fee hundred dollars.

Speaker 1 (25:08):
This is what you're doing exactly. Movie nigga. You used
to hold by yourself.

Speaker 3 (25:13):
Now you've got it. You got a nigga at home
to take care of and and that rich nigga.

Speaker 1 (25:19):
Gotta understand it.

Speaker 2 (25:22):
You're feelings for this bitch, Yes, I do, and.

Speaker 3 (25:25):
That's why I'm not fin and halfway out holding.

Speaker 2 (25:27):
Ragley, she was for me.

Speaker 1 (25:31):
You're saying regularly or regularly or raggedy.

Speaker 3 (25:35):
She was raggedy, holding a raggedy She out here, that's
going all weekend.

Speaker 2 (25:41):
Fifty dollars this ship. No, Now, you got a nigga
at home, you got to be breaking this.

Speaker 1 (25:47):
Thousand. She coming the door, baby, howled through job, fuck
my jobs. Two niggas went in my jobs. Jack this
big my ship hurting, hand me some some some liniment.
She heard my eyes on fire, see because they was
going hamming and your girl, that's what you warded as

(26:09):
her bullets.

Speaker 2 (26:09):
So she come in and say, oh, they put your
girl through it.

Speaker 1 (26:12):
They look the girl, I'm gonna take tomorrow off you.
You wanna fuck now?

Speaker 3 (26:17):
See you listen, you want to fuck you listening as
her boyfriend, you're about two days.

Speaker 1 (26:22):
That's a pimp. Now that nigga. Change, My nigga is
not a pimp.

Speaker 3 (26:25):
Here love that she made about thirty five hundred dollars
this weekend.

Speaker 1 (26:30):
You said there with three nigga you heard, that's it.
That's thirty five hundred this weekend.

Speaker 4 (26:35):
Bitch, did you take two days.

Speaker 1 (26:37):
Off nigga last week? Thirty five hund They muta be
thirty five per day per perl nut.

Speaker 2 (26:46):
No, you just a buffet, y'all. Nigga.

Speaker 1 (26:50):
You you can pay hundred nigga. No, I ain't. I
ain't say he was up pemped or he wanted he
was a comedian and that was what you let thinking.
I just say, it's like win the lottery. Okay, I'm
a comedian. I got feelings for my life. This bitch's
how you know? Nigga gotta wedding. I ain't jealous you

(27:11):
and you said, you said, hey baby, look a nigga
want to give us one hundred grand right now? He
wants me to fuck him for one hundred grand? If
I love you, No, bitch, we're living off this gig.
I'm about to do with no dick in you. But
if you gonna tell you know what you can do that,
let's find some more people.

Speaker 2 (27:31):
You got your life.

Speaker 1 (27:32):
Let me take your cracket. Now you're gonna.

Speaker 3 (27:35):
Hold you, I guess I see your life to fuck
this woman, you little he's a plazzard.

Speaker 1 (27:40):
So you're gonna say gonna get it.

Speaker 3 (27:43):
If you don't said, you're not gonna.

Speaker 1 (27:47):
Say go get it.

Speaker 3 (27:47):
Hold, I'm gonna say get the money. Wait a minute,
get the money first, because we're both stupid. If you
try to fuck it big, what you mean? He'd if
you don't got the window?

Speaker 1 (27:59):
What you mean? I tell you right now, I'm going back.
If that hood that you agree with me.

Speaker 3 (28:05):
You first started off saying that this was a broke
ass comedian.

Speaker 1 (28:09):
Brod he makes makes he was struggling. I said that
much money. You aren't making that much? The bitch making
all right?

Speaker 3 (28:18):
She he wasn't making. She didnet gave this nigga car
and he said she kept.

Speaker 2 (28:23):
Some money in his pocket.

Speaker 3 (28:25):
Right, You mean to tell me as a nigga that
was just doing all right?

Speaker 1 (28:29):
Now, we got that old woman taking care. Okay. Would
have been better if she say what she doing right
up front and he agreed to it. That's different.

Speaker 3 (28:38):
But you got hey, he came in, like you said
with your story. He came in the game love it lovely,
thinking this a bitch he could falk.

Speaker 2 (28:48):
Yeah, And she ain't tell the nigga.

Speaker 1 (28:51):
So you're getting hit with all this with his nervous
right now, what your sagment going.

Speaker 2 (28:57):
You're looking at this ship with hindsight.

Speaker 4 (28:58):
Yes, this nigga looking at the ship deer in here
like he did. This is about to me his mama,
I'm looking at it with you.

Speaker 2 (29:10):
Yeah, nigga looking at this.

Speaker 1 (29:13):
Don't listen? Yeah, yeah no, let me when you could
tell them the chick you'll do anything for you ready
to settle down with her. You think in your head,
in your heart, she says something like that. You you out.

Speaker 2 (29:33):
Niggas, ain't no when you broke that should be the
last goddamn thing to.

Speaker 3 (29:40):
Tell yourself what he's saying.

Speaker 2 (29:42):
Look at all these.

Speaker 1 (29:43):
Kids off the bus with school with bust with lunch
money in the pocke. I robbed them.

Speaker 2 (29:47):
Niggas.

Speaker 1 (29:47):
Fall at this bitch, be with me and get and
get that. Give me give me his motherfuckerun your pocket, now,
bush your braces out your mouth and you get me. Now.
You so when you get locked up all these robberies,
but bam, you put it in a mate.

Speaker 2 (30:13):
I'm gonna tell.

Speaker 3 (30:15):
Yes the niggas niggas today this boy's shelling ther sought
time twenty.

Speaker 1 (30:22):
Your bun is eighty nine thousand cares so mad.

Speaker 2 (30:26):
She gotta call that nigga.

Speaker 1 (30:28):
Anyway, you'll stay with her?

Speaker 2 (30:30):
Yeah, you'll stay what it's not about to be in love.

Speaker 3 (30:33):
I wouldn't. I would probably milk the situation. Yeah, I
get out of here.

Speaker 1 (30:37):
I'm backing up by my exit. I'll pack up out
the emotionally talking on Hey, well that's that's a share place.
And you do what you do when I do what
I do.

Speaker 3 (30:45):
You ain't even stable enough to do that. This woman
that bought you a car and putting money in your pocket,
you don't get to negotiate when you her son. That
is a lot of power to give a bit you
her son, the bitch buying your ship as she fucking
off and you know what she's doing.

Speaker 2 (31:00):
You don't know what she do?

Speaker 1 (31:02):
No, okay, but I'm saying I ain't staying.

Speaker 3 (31:04):
There if I know what you do and you find
out this ain't even I ain't gonna beat this bitch's husband.

Speaker 2 (31:09):
Yes, I'm not gonna beat his.

Speaker 1 (31:10):
Bitch as wife.

Speaker 2 (31:11):
Somebody will.

Speaker 1 (31:13):
I ain't gonna beat this bitch's wife. And that's been
fucking making money coming bamy ship and feeding me and
ship in.

Speaker 2 (31:18):
The last wife and the last three moms like a
lot better if dinner was ready.

Speaker 1 (31:24):
Man, you don't get by digging this bitch all o hell, you.

Speaker 3 (31:31):
Don't get to make dinner requests when you uh, when
she's paying out the bill, whatever's in there.

Speaker 1 (31:37):
It's embarrassing to bring somebody put yours. Let me put
this in with it, because that's how I do it.
A work, but that's how I do it that work.
You gotta pay what you got. You got paid twenty
six dollars.

Speaker 3 (31:51):
You got a hand call, you got, you gotta gotta.

Speaker 2 (31:57):
Yeah. No, she can't fuck in the house. Well I
guess she could. She paid the bill. This is my
open that's my office.

Speaker 1 (32:11):
She come here, coming show with clients. You laughing like that's.

Speaker 2 (32:20):
Yeah, as long as she leave me.

Speaker 1 (32:21):
I know. Niggas have to do that though they're they're
gonna suck it. Should let's do it. Let's make that
money fun.

Speaker 2 (32:26):
Because now it's just you.

Speaker 1 (32:27):
I couldn't do it.

Speaker 2 (32:27):
That changed that I cared about it.

Speaker 1 (32:31):
You really gotta not like women hate him a little bit.
You gotta yeah, no, that's what they say no, I
ain't doing it.

Speaker 3 (32:38):
You gotta hate women just a little bit too. So
you tell me you are struggling artist out here. You
got a little piece of ship. Cough, you're breaking these
and barely mm hm. You meet this nice lady clearly
before you knew she was selling puzzy, you was about
to be with her.

Speaker 1 (32:57):
She was looking for a relationships A lot to look at.

Speaker 2 (33:00):
I know, is she selling the pussy she was? Is
he on the on the street. That's different?

Speaker 1 (33:11):
Oh, like she's talking about like she had the prostitute
in the corner.

Speaker 2 (33:15):
No, that's what niggas is lying out This has got
high end. Yeah that changes change everything.

Speaker 3 (33:25):
You'll bitches out here on the stroke you commits.

Speaker 1 (33:29):
She's standing outside selling pussy.

Speaker 2 (33:31):
Yeah, stop sucking her.

Speaker 1 (33:33):
But what if she say something like I got this guy.
What if she's I got a guy? She was just
there the seven eleven. I got a guy who got
a jet and he want to fly me to Puerto
Rico and spend a weekend with him.

Speaker 2 (33:48):
You want to go? Hold on what she said that
to you?

Speaker 1 (33:50):
That's what she said, No you want to go? If
she said this nigga got a jet and I know
that she does. She she's going for the niggas, keep
me mad, like she gonna hide you in the room.

Speaker 3 (34:02):
This is hypothetical, I'm what I'm saying though, if she
a prostitute that like stand outside spelling, it's gonna be
way too many red flags that.

Speaker 2 (34:12):
Let you know she do that.

Speaker 1 (34:13):
I'm not No, she ain't.

Speaker 2 (34:15):
Gonna be able to have that very long.

Speaker 3 (34:17):
No no, no, your feet so dirt.

Speaker 1 (34:21):
Yeah, I'm doing to have to close it.

Speaker 2 (34:23):
And I'm saying, I'm thirty one thousand dollars in the water.

Speaker 1 (34:26):
I'm about to go to the store. You bitch, come
up with a whole different off on why are your
feat up?

Speaker 3 (34:33):
Yeah, jentuine plenty some penny man.

Speaker 2 (34:36):
Or.

Speaker 1 (34:38):
When do you start wearing brute? That's along bit you
go man like, oh nick like burnt milk.

Speaker 3 (34:49):
So I can't believe a hypothetical prostitute caused all that hysteria.

Speaker 1 (34:54):
Yeah, man, that's what happened.

Speaker 3 (34:56):
Man, I can see that though they want to they
want to be what the movie where the nigga fell
in love with the prose pretty woman.

Speaker 1 (35:04):
Oh yeah, that's what.

Speaker 3 (35:05):
That bitch was a prostitute and that fell in love
swept off their feet. So I'm sure deep down every
prostitute I think it's gonna be had the power.

Speaker 1 (35:15):
Though.

Speaker 2 (35:15):
That was a fairy tale, right, It's really just Cinderella.
If you think about it, it could be that Cinderella
ain't get away no pussy.

Speaker 3 (35:23):
She did, but that's the little kids version. They can't
say that that's why she lost her shot, because I
thought the bitch had to run about there before it
was time to give him the.

Speaker 1 (35:32):
It was adopted anyway, sisters. They was hideous.

Speaker 2 (35:34):
Oh yeah, she was bad. Her sisters was terrible.

Speaker 3 (35:38):
How the fuck she went to the ball right at
Cinderella and her sisters was.

Speaker 2 (35:44):
There and they didn't even recognize.

Speaker 1 (35:46):
They didn't recognize.

Speaker 3 (35:47):
They hated her that much. They ain't never seen Cinderella
with her hair done. They had that bitches and bullshit
so much that they didn't even Yeah.

Speaker 1 (35:58):
Yeah, that bitch was adopted. They ain't like that. We
don't send him out a nigga.

Speaker 2 (36:02):
This is we're just saying that I.

Speaker 3 (36:06):
Got me figure now, no man, you want the mob,
we got your here man all right, man, I think
it's time for me to say, hey, welcome back to
the eighty five episode O man. Yeah, the most magnificent, spectacular, glamorous, enamorous, elusive, innovative, creative, radical, ridiculous.

(36:35):
Come on, man, super califragilistic, x me a docious, Come on,
get in the dark, ambidextrious, dehydrated, talk to me, you infiltrated, inflated,
come on, vinilated, come on, plenty hated, leaning to the left,

(36:56):
trying to get right. Come on, leaning to the right,
trying to left. Hey, it ain't what it is is
what it used to be? Man, Come on, man, somebody
seen it, but ain't nobody saw a jip? Come on,
come on, hell yeah, because the tall man walks slow.

Speaker 2 (37:14):
Are you picking up what he's putting down? In it?
And you're picking up what he's putting down?

Speaker 1 (37:20):
There's money. There's money here.

Speaker 3 (37:22):
Because the first step is you gotta believe it, because
if you can conceive.

Speaker 2 (37:27):
It and believe it, the mind can't achieve it. Did
you feel it? It happened in your math? Hey?

Speaker 3 (37:33):
Yes, Lord raise boom boom room, it happened to your behind.

Speaker 2 (37:36):
Last WHOA couldn't left that part out anyway?

Speaker 3 (37:40):
No, I wasn't thinking about it like that. See, that's
what you gotta do. We're trying to get this show
on the table, so you don't have to pall your
man playing tricks. Are you if a dick popped in
your head when I said that, that's something you need.

Speaker 1 (37:52):
To look.

Speaker 3 (37:55):
First of all, kick you off the show because don't
ever put a dig in my mind. Don't don't even
associate me. Yeah, don't associate me with no kind of
money activity. I disrespect my hospitalities.

Speaker 2 (38:13):
You ain't got a.

Speaker 1 (38:15):
Set.

Speaker 3 (38:16):
You fregetting the niggas who discovered what milk was? Because
what the funk was he doing?

Speaker 2 (38:31):
So they just gonna walk around with these is out
in front.

Speaker 1 (38:34):
Of me with ain't nipples on its base?

Speaker 3 (38:44):
They blease got a very special guests on this show
with us today, come on a professional ship talking about
one of the coldest niggas to ever do comedy. I
ain't even giving you no longer introduction, my man.

Speaker 1 (39:00):
Tony Rock, come on, thank you. Ain't what of the bunnies.

Speaker 2 (39:08):
Show you living? We're glad to hear you sing this time.

Speaker 3 (39:13):
They ain't been on the blanket man, That's all I got, right,
You gotta go through, man, that's it, That's all you
can do.

Speaker 2 (39:22):
Let's do.

Speaker 1 (39:23):
Let's do what it is that.

Speaker 2 (39:24):
Let's do what it is.

Speaker 1 (39:25):
Then let's do what it is. Lets you had to
sell din bagsigga, what let's do it is? Niggas? Hey
you do?

Speaker 2 (39:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (39:34):
You know how much they with a bread sa di bag?

Speaker 2 (39:38):
Nigga? Beany got a brim that ship that nigga, that's
all we got in the summer.

Speaker 1 (39:43):
Nigga.

Speaker 2 (39:44):
Yeah, that nigga said, strange? This fun? Hey bad?

Speaker 1 (39:49):
What I've been doing?

Speaker 6 (39:50):
Man?

Speaker 2 (39:50):
What's up? We've been working like hell?

Speaker 1 (39:52):
I know, man, you do too. Though I work every week,
you do too every week. I ain't. I ain't get
it till i've seen you.

Speaker 3 (40:00):
You did that skate fist I'm doing left, did a
show and hang back and hit that big do the.

Speaker 1 (40:05):
Same thing this year in Louisiana. This year you're talking
about real wrong. White nigga went from vegans.

Speaker 2 (40:10):
I'm talking about.

Speaker 1 (40:11):
God damn, that's kang fest a motherfucker, dude. That ship
all the better, I'm telling get baptized. After one show,
I'm going to hell.

Speaker 3 (40:19):
I can't believe y'all lest some ship called skate fish. Yeah, nigga,
was it a skankster?

Speaker 2 (40:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (40:27):
H look like the bottom feed a white people they're
going the ready to go. They just look at and
why be donna laugh hard? They look at you.

Speaker 3 (40:34):
They got a lot of you ever visited those stores
in the mall. That's still the Spike bracelet and the
T shirt.

Speaker 1 (40:40):
They got the sun good you go that. He came
back with everybody that kind of looked like they worked up.
They worked there topic and ship.

Speaker 3 (40:50):
Yeah, but but mo like they smoke the weed like
a mother everything.

Speaker 1 (40:57):
And there's a lot of standing room. It's little on there.
A couple of seeds want you to stand up.

Speaker 3 (41:00):
They got shows the whole goddamn it be a show
going on here, show going on here.

Speaker 1 (41:05):
You know, three days in a row and you have
maybe four shows a day and got your times. He
walking this little place about this big you're not doing comedy.
You leave, go do something for hours, and you have
another place that's bigger than one, another place smaller than this.
You're like, goddamn, you already on the West coast.

Speaker 3 (41:20):
And I don't know why you had to fly, but
I was like, damn he did leading Chicago.

Speaker 1 (41:25):
You like, yeah, you like it.

Speaker 2 (41:28):
He ain't know.

Speaker 3 (41:28):
You just gonna be there the whole weekend. He wanted
to just come back and dress like them with the
big boots and ship the big boots, nigga.

Speaker 2 (41:36):
He wanted he came to do some of the dance
and ship like this.

Speaker 1 (41:40):
Up black.

Speaker 2 (41:46):
With the sad clown tiers, nigga, would they be cool?

Speaker 1 (41:49):
Bro? The doing my regular ship? I do like ten minutes.
You don't do no more eight to ten minutes man,
each show, nigga. So many white people running to me
taking pictures with me? Can we get but you man,
you're fucking hilarious. But they don't laugh like we do.
They just they laughing drugs they some.

Speaker 2 (42:07):
Of the shows.

Speaker 3 (42:08):
You're right, yeah, but then also sometimes they got a different.

Speaker 1 (42:12):
Like they get a different take almost like.

Speaker 3 (42:16):
They trying to act like they don't understand, but you do,
you know what I'm saying, Like they brainbeat, but they.

Speaker 1 (42:22):
Didn't live that way.

Speaker 2 (42:24):
They didn't grow up that way.

Speaker 1 (42:25):
So you talk about ship and how you dealing with life, now,
they don't go that way. You gotta go with basic
hard sex sex jokes. Everybody fuck alike, not really well,
you know, well that's that's what that's what goes. I
had to you know, Dave of Tail, Yeah, nigga, legend
he picked me to on Best of the Best. The
last show of the weekend was six comments. I was

(42:47):
one of the best of the best. I'm only your
nigga the whole building, damn. And there was the only nigga,
one other black girl. I was only two black people
in the whole festival.

Speaker 2 (42:57):
I try to avoid situations like that.

Speaker 1 (42:58):
Yeah, that ship was kind of It was like, I feel.

Speaker 3 (43:00):
Like moving forward and how I'm gonna end up being
the only nigga somewhere that I can't do nigga, I don't.

Speaker 2 (43:07):
I don't want to win nothing.

Speaker 1 (43:09):
That that was what you got, would you?

Speaker 2 (43:11):
Stank Fest was more black people there. It's about four No,
what's a girl there?

Speaker 1 (43:18):
The lesbian checked act? Damn. Well, I'm talking about she
did Tom Brady's roach.

Speaker 3 (43:25):
Like you said, she's a Yeah.

Speaker 1 (43:32):
I think I met her once. I don't even remember
meeting her. Her name out she was gonna funny. But
you're not gonna wrong with white people.

Speaker 2 (43:41):
They don't have no no filter. They want it wrong.
That's why stink Fest ain't like white people fast, Caucasian fast.

Speaker 1 (43:50):
It's stink Fest nigga.

Speaker 2 (43:54):
They wan't real raw, no kindom, no no grease. Straight meat.

Speaker 1 (44:04):
Skank for a reason, nigga, not to me.

Speaker 2 (44:08):
They want that's one of the best promotions. They're coming
that picture sores on their lips.

Speaker 1 (44:13):
Don't want to go. They wanted that wrong.

Speaker 2 (44:15):
I don't want to go.

Speaker 1 (44:22):
That's nigga.

Speaker 7 (44:26):
They ain't gonna invite you back.

Speaker 2 (44:32):
They ain't gonna fite you back. I'm going, but I
ain't performed.

Speaker 1 (44:43):
He didn't want to pick me. I got on his podcast.
I'm doing just like this, requested me.

Speaker 3 (44:49):
Me out there, and I'm dressed just like that with
the big ass jeans, wallet chain.

Speaker 1 (44:55):
All you gotta you gotta have overalls, I am, and
the picture of your cousin in your wallet. Now the
dude here, I'm your hell be nigga. Yeah, that's the
that's the crazy environment, nigga. That's real white people. They
love hard comedy.

Speaker 2 (45:09):
Niggers be going crazy.

Speaker 1 (45:10):
I go hard as I can.

Speaker 2 (45:12):
Yeah, man, doing comedy since the late eighteen.

Speaker 1 (45:16):
Crazy fuck definitely wet the nineteen hundred Tony mag I've
been doing comedy thirty years.

Speaker 2 (45:25):
Yeah, they was on the old comedy I was.

Speaker 1 (45:27):
I was what first year on comed view That coming
view was going on three years before I got on
three or four years. You did it ninety three, Yeah,
with a little flat ninety three going to ninety ninety three.
I did it six months before that. I popped my
achilles about two months before the shooting basketball hit. My

(45:49):
achilles had a I wonder my first time on TV
comic view. I'm in the cast at my foot and
two cutches. I had to put I can't move around
like I want to, you know how I get down there.
I'm an actor on that bitch chairs.

Speaker 2 (46:03):
Not me.

Speaker 1 (46:03):
I mean at one spot. Later that year, they had
a war ceremony. They never did it, but one year
I wanted Robert Harison Ward Robert Hairs Award for the
most Original Commic of the Year with a cast nigga
that was harder ship my mama's then right.

Speaker 2 (46:18):
Robert hare was one of the first like comedias. I
seen my FLYESPRESI my go to nigga. Yeah, crazy boy.
They didn't even know if it was for real. They
thought it man, that nigga with the cast.

Speaker 1 (46:31):
Nigga. Nigga was hurt. It was a sympathy a war
that felt sorry for my mama. Don't know that.

Speaker 2 (46:43):
Yeah, my baby cats, I was that was a.

Speaker 1 (46:53):
Ninety three, I got the War in ninety four, I
got Depth Jam ninety five, Dept. Detroit ain't been back since.

Speaker 3 (46:59):
How long you was doing comedy when you hit comic View?

Speaker 2 (47:03):
That was your first one TV.

Speaker 1 (47:04):
You know, when you're in a group of comics, y'all
working out together and ship that was the first one
getting TV. I'm just gonna get it. But how long
you been doing comedy before then?

Speaker 2 (47:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (47:14):
Two years?

Speaker 2 (47:15):
Okay, yes, so you jumped out roller got Yeah.

Speaker 1 (47:19):
Because I was always had one line of niggas I was,
but your one liner. Don't even they laugh. I'm be listening.

Speaker 3 (47:26):
They don't feeling like one liner, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (47:29):
Like, but they are.

Speaker 2 (47:30):
But it's how it's stories.

Speaker 1 (47:31):
That's how you hit them bitches so fast.

Speaker 2 (47:33):
Like that ship.

Speaker 3 (47:34):
I fucked with it, one of my favorite ship, you said.
I've seen you a bunch of times, but one of
my favorite ships.

Speaker 2 (47:39):
You said.

Speaker 3 (47:40):
You said you had to fire your security. That ship
had me. Goddamn nigger got knocked out and then they
came back to work.

Speaker 1 (47:48):
I said, you quit, You said, when I quit, When
you're back at the ground, nigga, that was your resignation.
I want you to meet Johnny right here, nigga, click,
once you get knocked out, you gonna work here no more.

Speaker 2 (48:04):
Oh yeah, I remember that ship, bro, But we had
a bunch of crazy.

Speaker 1 (48:09):
That's just what I did. Six seven seasons of comic view.

Speaker 2 (48:13):
God damn, let me tell you.

Speaker 1 (48:15):
The last comic view they did was in New Orleans,
and that was two weeks before Katrina. Right, and I
did this joke.

Speaker 2 (48:23):
I never forget this ship.

Speaker 1 (48:24):
I did this joke. I said, he from Detroit. Anybody
from the train, But like I said, home of the
Pioneer rod the Park. It was like I said, yes,
she's getting old now I met her. She got she
write a book called What Busy? That's how I was.
Niggas laughing, you know, I'm laughing, laughing. So nigga, two

(48:47):
years Katrina here, and then a month after that she
passed away. They ain't even aired it yet. I said, well,
they added everything. They look at it, said they're gonna
see that, and then they go just they're gonna take
it out.

Speaker 2 (49:02):
That's myself was dope, right right right. That was the
first day they Eric.

Speaker 1 (49:07):
Man, I got about one hundred calls from niggas. My
mama called me forty times. You ain't ship. That's her.
She was alive, but she had heard that she was alive.
I keep telling her, my mama crazy ship. That's right.
I can't believe that.

Speaker 3 (49:32):
Her And.

Speaker 1 (49:34):
That's like I let him watch the show and then
this and sh nigga know she's still a pioneer. I say, now, nigga,
we've been through stories bigger. I've been through some hard
as shows.

Speaker 2 (49:44):
Figg.

Speaker 1 (49:47):
I had a show. I had a show and uh Flint, Michigan.
That's the harder. That's what Jenny from. That's harder than Detroit.

Speaker 2 (49:55):
Nigga.

Speaker 1 (49:56):
What nigga? They don't have roofs.

Speaker 2 (49:59):
A lot of niggas don't have they too.

Speaker 1 (50:01):
They're too hard. Nigga.

Speaker 2 (50:03):
Nigga.

Speaker 1 (50:04):
I had a share of the bar New Year's Super
Bowl Sunday. They want me to do the halftime nigga.
Me and my boy mail Man getting the car is
snowing the ship. I don't know if you if you're
off from the stop you were about black Ice.

Speaker 2 (50:17):
You came to see this ship.

Speaker 1 (50:18):
All of a sudden, the car start doing this and
we had a complete circle. Cars is flying fast. We
getting were screaming that niggas don't get mamn ship. That
was we gotta get out of here and go back home.
So nigga, I got a gig that's it. We just
on the side going slow ship. This is how lately was, nigga.
The super Bowl was open, were getting there. These niggas

(50:41):
thumb the fuck out theiggy drunk and ship the ship
come in here. I said, no, we don't have to
do that because I'm nervous as they ain't ready. That
nigga had three security guards and this nigga shoving drunk
niggas out the way to get a little space for
me on the floor so I can do my comedy.
I said, no, leave.

Speaker 8 (50:59):
Alone, man, come in here and pitch. Niggas get the fuck.
It was like, I was like, God, you pissed them off.
They trunk, They pushing them niggas. Soon I gotta saying
it's up, they went Nigga stupid. I said, I snapping
on one nigga and he's so drunk. It wasn't even
affecting this nigga.

Speaker 1 (51:17):
Nigga just with my futher just give up. Somebody got
into a fight and all of a sudden, it's a
big fight I'm like, yeah, I stoop up on him,
stood up on the chair and narraty to fight for
the rest of my time, got my money and got
the funk out of that nigga. If I have got
that mic, I'm gonna getting paid that that fight. Look
at God, Yeah, God said let him punch him.

Speaker 2 (51:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (51:39):
Yeah. Niggas into a braw. Niggas like six people in
the bra and I'm writting there head look at this
beat up. Watch out the duck and every everybody was laughing,
was watching the fight. My man said, man, you're a
genius man nigga, and he gave me, like some of
my most most of my money.

Speaker 2 (51:56):
Comedy shows. To be safe, man that can fight.

Speaker 1 (52:02):
Don't want to.

Speaker 3 (52:03):
Ship where they ain't moving niggas. That's when you be
in some ship where they let niggas fight. YEA most
ship they try to get a nigga outside.

Speaker 1 (52:12):
Before I notice the nigga. Don't like he's girl laughing
at you. I said, nigga, right in front, the girl
was rocking. I'm rocking up crowd. He's looking at her
like this the whole time. I'm like, this ain't gonna
be good. I'm blaming on me. I don't like to
get some ship like that. The comedies fust be fun nigga.

(52:33):
She's laughing on the way home and keep on me
and she's gonna funk me.

Speaker 2 (52:36):
He ain't gonna pusta.

Speaker 3 (52:39):
I just seen plenty of people break up or get
left at the club for some ship like ship like that, Right,
The crazy part is once like if you know, when
you go up and your headlining like the club, you're
closing out the show with it, and then she yellows
some ship to let you know she don't like this, nigga,
for real, that's your man.

Speaker 1 (52:55):
He got a baby, you know, some shit that just
make the whole rest of this ship. Figure. I'll leave
and leave.

Speaker 5 (53:09):
That's funny, nigga, that'd be.

Speaker 1 (53:19):
The last time.

Speaker 3 (53:21):
But you know what I'm saying, Like when you think
somebody that coup when you ask them some she says
some ship that's gonna let you know she does not for.

Speaker 1 (53:29):
Him like that. I asked him, well, says that's your wife.
She gonna hell no, he ain't asked me to marry him.
Like damn, how y'all been he here ten years? And
this thing. I'm like, let me let this go this nigga.
He was like, he wanted to baby. Come on, now,
come on, now, come on, now, go on, man, I
would post to her. I would have proposed her right there.
If somebody said that, my mama said that to me.

(53:50):
I wasn't married for ten years.

Speaker 2 (53:52):
I got to patch her. Man me right at the club.

Speaker 1 (53:55):
Everybody be on your side, stream in and you gotta
do that. You got to live.

Speaker 2 (54:03):
That's a crazy rad home, an't it. Yeah? Yeah, I
ain't know you felt like that, and know you.

Speaker 1 (54:09):
I'm ting you wanted to get married married. He ain't
give me no ring or nothing. She sh it's expensive.
We ate cereal together, nigga, man a ring, he gets
cereal with you.

Speaker 2 (54:27):
What if your wife show up to the wedding drunk
and the motherfucker.

Speaker 1 (54:30):
Drunk as fuck? Wait a minute, the one you're about
to marry, yea, and she drunk as fuck?

Speaker 3 (54:35):
She drunk, sloppy drunk, she been up all night drinking
herself into marrying you.

Speaker 1 (54:42):
I'll marry her. We'll stand up and I'll fuck somebody
else cause I mess up my plan. I got plans
to have sex. She won't mind. You got you just
have some Everybody want you. Everybody want the groom. Everybody
went to grounkybody. But you fu with the pants off,

(55:05):
but the tuxedo still on. Up here you looking at me,
and you still look like sharp and Ship you gotta
that's that's that's intelligent, fucking that's it looks like James Bond,
James Bond king, you're black James Bond, jinking.

Speaker 2 (55:22):
Man. And she drunk as fuck, like drunk. She's stadling
for you, staggering drunk or she had.

Speaker 3 (55:30):
That's why though you can't be no drunk bitch walking
down the aisle. That's you can't even have that there. No,
it ain't even ain't even trying to have it.

Speaker 1 (55:39):
She her sponsor is there.

Speaker 2 (55:41):
She clearly let her do this ten years that's sponsor there. Yeah,
it's now, you know what you gotta cald off. You
can't go through with it.

Speaker 1 (55:52):
I wouldn't leave her, though, I just go, look, you
gotta we gotta talk, We gotta the fun.

Speaker 2 (55:57):
Yeah, ten years clean, what the fuck you done?

Speaker 3 (56:00):
Gave her a drinking problem? And Ship, I'm just she
got one. She show up to her wed and drunk.
The bitch got to have a drinking problem. Nigga that's
that's Come on, man.

Speaker 1 (56:15):
I can't believe I'm high.

Speaker 2 (56:17):
You ain't even you ain't smoking nothing.

Speaker 1 (56:21):
I can't feel nothing. My list like this microphone, man's water,
Give me a water, get me okay, nig down, Damn

(56:44):
if I ate some carpet niggas right here, like a hoodie,
like a hoodie the inside the hoodie got cotton this
in there? What lord, God, damn, they're little snap what
a snacks that ain't knowing what these these cigars up?

Speaker 2 (57:06):
Yeah, the blood.

Speaker 1 (57:07):
Don't eat black ass cigars, black ass black wood.

Speaker 3 (57:18):
Man, somebody grab it's my wed in twenty five years
to list something the kids to grab snack a candy necklace?

Speaker 1 (57:27):
What do you make? Yes, Lord, you know candy necklaces
in the ring. Take that nigga is stupid, man, ask
for a candy niggas now, ain't got no candy necklace
right as my fucker testing testing testing the candy on

(57:53):
the way. P a person out.

Speaker 2 (57:57):
Yeah, we'll get you, we'll get you. Some snake.

Speaker 3 (57:59):
We got all the It ain't gonna be no care
that didn't come with a can of neggas. I'm finna
leave because this nigga is a psychic.

Speaker 2 (58:06):
What's on the other side of the taste, Oh, little little.

Speaker 1 (58:12):
No, that sounds dry.

Speaker 2 (58:13):
Now, we won't have no chips.

Speaker 1 (58:15):
That sounds like the road.

Speaker 2 (58:16):
Whoever chip industry, get in touch with us. We want
our own chips.

Speaker 1 (58:22):
Now, if you have your own chip with flavored with
your plane.

Speaker 3 (58:25):
No, I'm a mississippigg so it's gotta be barbecue.

Speaker 2 (58:30):
Yeah, I'm a barbecue chip barbica. I can't do that.

Speaker 1 (58:33):
Yeah, that should come out hot something. At that age,
when I eat some hot it's coming out hotter. I
cried on the toilet. I asked my kid to come
and throw some water on me, nigga, because I try
to eat ice.

Speaker 3 (58:51):
Like a.

Speaker 1 (58:54):
Ship on the trying to make it in the water
and then cool on all your ass. By that time,
your ship got raising blades, raising blades, and.

Speaker 3 (59:07):
My ship and my ship.

Speaker 1 (59:11):
Your white as after the burning nigga, you patted, you
absorb the ship. You don't want a white nigga. Oh
candy necklace and this should make bring those back. Nigga
got this snoops his compound right that ship it's about

(59:35):
maybe a little bigger than this nigga and he have
forty people there just in the crowd. He and his wife,
in the back of the v I P And in
every fucking corner they got somebody at the table with
a shipload of candy and cupcakes and juices and ship
because everybody high.

Speaker 2 (59:51):
It's crazy talking about.

Speaker 1 (59:55):
Let me change something, young man from let me change man, Jerry.

Speaker 2 (01:00:00):
Yeah, you're on the Christmas nigga.

Speaker 1 (01:00:02):
There no we remember you on the Christmas list.

Speaker 2 (01:00:07):
Nigga. That nigga.

Speaker 1 (01:00:08):
Oh Nick, God, damn you gotta. I don't know what
your name is, but it's start with his name, Nii
not g. I could tell niggas about that like that,
But that nigga pure what know?

Speaker 3 (01:00:22):
Tell him what your what your? He's gone in guy Sieburns.

Speaker 1 (01:00:28):
That's right here.

Speaker 2 (01:00:29):
That tell that ships what nigga look Tasmanian?

Speaker 1 (01:00:32):
Yeah, if you have us like this, you like Telly
Pentagrams or something, or the coach for the stealers.

Speaker 2 (01:00:39):
The nigga looking like doctor Umar.

Speaker 1 (01:00:43):
I appreciate your brother. You only got them Christmas list.

Speaker 3 (01:00:47):
Do look like he'll lead a bunch of children in
the battle.

Speaker 1 (01:00:50):
Yeah, we died for Look you I was.

Speaker 2 (01:01:02):
You like it?

Speaker 1 (01:01:03):
You got her got me fallout. You're gonna take her
with him. The man.

Speaker 2 (01:01:09):
Make sure you go hit my dog on social media.

Speaker 3 (01:01:12):
Mister banana pudding man, mister banana putting man.

Speaker 1 (01:01:15):
Yeah, mister banana putting man.

Speaker 3 (01:01:17):
I don't know if I'm staying that nigga name go
right there like that, amazing lister banana putting man.

Speaker 2 (01:01:26):
I don't know that's a b put that down. If
you were shipping like you said you will, don't.

Speaker 1 (01:01:34):
Yeah it look good, look like good, look like pepper bizmar.

Speaker 3 (01:01:37):
Much good if you were you. No, you don't have
to have somebody flash of water. You can now putting
the more man.

Speaker 1 (01:01:46):
I'm into the waitfers with banana pudding, and there ain't
never had no pink ban.

Speaker 2 (01:01:50):
Putting like the strawberry banana putting pepped the bismo.

Speaker 1 (01:01:53):
But no, I heard that though somebody else tell.

Speaker 2 (01:01:58):
Me about that. Yeah, it's saying to make it though.

Speaker 3 (01:02:00):
The strawberry strawberry banana pudding, strawberry pudding, just like it's
banana pudding with heads strawberry hint a hent.

Speaker 2 (01:02:12):
Yeah you have you had to eat some chip.

Speaker 1 (01:02:15):
Yeah, I need some salt man, some sugar, but that
I can't do that back now there putting.

Speaker 2 (01:02:18):
I ain't mean to get you had.

Speaker 1 (01:02:20):
I don't like that color.

Speaker 3 (01:02:22):
We didn't leave to you was about to eat one
in the backwoods. You was looking at them boxes you.

Speaker 1 (01:02:26):
I wasn't that.

Speaker 2 (01:02:27):
I'm just hungry.

Speaker 1 (01:02:28):
Yeah we got you. You ain't eating nothing. I thought
you y'all have some food. Yeah we got food bag,
you had the kitchen, we had something. I got here.

Speaker 2 (01:02:37):
Oh but did you just got that?

Speaker 1 (01:02:38):
I've been there lot be for two hours. Niggas who
told you to get the motherfucker who told them? They
booked me? They said, yeah, get there seven o'clock between
seven and seven thirty. It started seven thirty. Don't we
got seven thirty? Just me, poor young girl that it
was just us too. We was only in this nigga.
They're giving us food that comes comes speaking to.

Speaker 2 (01:02:58):
Us like we hospital.

Speaker 1 (01:03:00):
I don't know, but they want us to be bored.
What nobody there to talk to but man man Sean locker,
Sean Locker number one, commit manu many nigga, do call
me at the d m V. You don't turn no
gigs out.

Speaker 2 (01:03:18):
Twelve?

Speaker 5 (01:03:18):
Hey all, what's up?

Speaker 1 (01:03:22):
License and events?

Speaker 3 (01:03:25):
He's stupid As comedians, we gotta find a way to
get us some federal money.

Speaker 1 (01:03:31):
That's what I for grant.

Speaker 2 (01:03:32):
Yeah, we should with the art.

Speaker 3 (01:03:34):
Yeah, and we should be doing some private events every
year for the government.

Speaker 1 (01:03:38):
It's an art.

Speaker 2 (01:03:39):
We gotta keep throwing us some bread.

Speaker 1 (01:03:41):
Too, man, it should be funded at Yeah. What if
we was able to go do to once a.

Speaker 3 (01:03:49):
Year secret show that we couldn't tell nobody about for who?

Speaker 1 (01:03:54):
For them?

Speaker 2 (01:03:56):
It's a list of people that were doing secret shows.

Speaker 7 (01:03:59):
No, it's regularly they gonna have somebody to get in
touch with you like, do your thing. You just can't
tell nobody about the show.

Speaker 3 (01:04:09):
Last year we had Tony Robber then John Calo.

Speaker 1 (01:04:15):
That's good idea.

Speaker 2 (01:04:16):
Yeah, man, we're doing the motherfucking.

Speaker 1 (01:04:20):
Yeah man. But see that's the thing we're not.

Speaker 3 (01:04:24):
We're bridging the gap between the we We we bringing
them both together, both sides.

Speaker 1 (01:04:31):
You know how they hate me in the middle.

Speaker 3 (01:04:33):
You gotta laugh and if you laugh at it, then
we can talk about because what if.

Speaker 2 (01:04:37):
They was like, look, look, we know you probably don't
know what would do.

Speaker 3 (01:04:40):
But man, I'm telling you, bro, he like that. Really
you gotta put that ship on though. We're gonna have
you with that hat. You go, you gott if Trump
gonna make it with the merch like you said Russell Simmons,
he gonna make you with him.

Speaker 2 (01:04:56):
He gonna make it with the march I did.

Speaker 1 (01:04:58):
I did come there in a lot of different countries. Man,
My good Fast Easy out there hosted by you did
basis just I just based. I did the cities. She
found me on Instagram and flew me and my wife
to say Sheill's Island. It's on the other side of Africa,

(01:05:20):
one thousand miles from Kenya. I never heard of the place.
I'm telling people I was going. They said that's the
bucket list. I felt unblack, like I ain't know my
history or some shit. Yeah, everybody was saying, that's the
place you want to be, it's historical. I was like,
I just thought it was like Gilligan Island looking like mall.

Speaker 2 (01:05:37):
That woke me up on the one weekend. I'll never
get weekends off that.

Speaker 1 (01:05:42):
Like three years ago, Timer called me on a Friday,
said hey, on Thursday, Hey, you want to go to
Abu Dhabi said yeah, do a show. So yeah. When
I got leave, they say you gotta neave tomorrow. I'm like,
what I'm talking about? My wife up, let's go let's
do this show. Paid me a grip, but like thirty
grand just for like thirty minutes of comedy.

Speaker 2 (01:06:03):
Right, but this is this we was.

Speaker 1 (01:06:05):
We stopped at abadbi into going to say Shell Island,
get off some coming to American Ship. People waiting on you,
and you know, he yeah, okay, we get there our room.
The bedroom part is bigger than this, with the sheets
and all that is coming to American Ship. I found
out that he's having a swingers party, because that's what

(01:06:28):
they do. So I guess he said he needed to
get to thirty minutes.

Speaker 2 (01:06:32):
I don't know if you could tell the rest of it.

Speaker 1 (01:06:34):
I don't know, but he said, he said, you can
do thirty minutes when you go out there the nasties.
I got a list of stuff. I'm gonna say. I
got some jokes funny, he said, the nastiest jokes are better.
They've been doing all kinds of sections. I went on
on the on the on the list. Look, I'm on
the list. It got dick hard hula hoop.

Speaker 2 (01:06:55):
Cherby asked Eden.

Speaker 1 (01:06:57):
I said, what's up this? What's up this ship? Ahead?
Are those the Nick Gaines had been playing on the
beach all day and the nasty, the better. I mean,
oh my little cute that jokes up. He said, what
if you do?

Speaker 2 (01:07:07):
I went in there.

Speaker 1 (01:07:08):
It's a marble room, a little bigger than this man,
and it was beautiful, like you can smell the money.
And it was like it was forty thirty people out
in front of me. All the women look like victorious
secret models. All the guys like David Beckham and and
somebody else. Beautiful us. Nigga, let me tell you, nigga,

(01:07:29):
let me tell you this. He said. What he said,
whatever you do, right, And the sheet was right across
from me with a sheer little curtain, and he had
the suit on with the ibby dobby shit the curtains
or whatever he had like him and two other guys
about six bitches. He said, whatever you do. The guy
who backstage with me, whatever you do, don't interact with him,

(01:07:53):
don't touch nobody, just do your jokes and boom thirty
minutes and get out there. Okay, cool, I'll come out there. Boom.
All right, who's sucking digging this man? They're like, I'm
down home with y'all. Fuck said, yeah, come on here
and all this, I'm all my fuck jokes and everything.
And then I was like, damn, I took my check.
I was hot. Then they was like take it off,
take it off. Two of the bitches came off there

(01:08:15):
and pulled me off there. I'm in the audience, nigga.
Now I got women and men around me. They were like,
take it up, bro. No, she in the room. She
ain't want to jump, she's the bathroom. The fruit she
had a lady gave her a side. She in the room,
just living a life. So the girls is on me
to get up, come on the end. And then they

(01:08:36):
took my shirtlight and my tank top on. Niggas and
women rubbing on the I'm like, what the fuck is happening?
What is.

Speaker 3 (01:08:44):
Going on?

Speaker 1 (01:08:45):
What? Look he's doing this? I said, look, I know
I'm not supposed to be out here, right. I said,
I'm like, don't cut my head off, dude. And they
it ain't me, they said, he said go go go
the fun when the nigga they got a running, I'm trying.

Speaker 2 (01:08:57):
To doing this ship.

Speaker 1 (01:09:00):
I see women rolling on. I'm like, fuck it right,
nigga got something people. Wait a minute. The guy that
booked me seeing me out there and lost his mind
right out there and pushing a little away. He got
my jacket and took pushed me in the back. Oh

(01:09:22):
I told you, I said them pitchers pulled me. What
I'm gonna do?

Speaker 2 (01:09:25):
Push him?

Speaker 1 (01:09:26):
Get away from them? I mean I couldn't. I mean
it was so went back to the room. Nigga like,
I'm like, I'm letting the niggas, niggas and women, but
less me because this nigga saying something. But the nigga
got the that nigga can do this. My hand cut

(01:09:46):
my hand on you. I'm like, god, I fell I
know something me and here was a thumb under my
figure up.

Speaker 2 (01:10:00):
Damn telling you let him get you for the thirty.

Speaker 1 (01:10:05):
Look, everybody around me rooted me like I want the championship.

Speaker 2 (01:10:08):
I get back.

Speaker 1 (01:10:09):
I go back to the room. Thirty minutes later, Remember
the DA coming to America about to bitch the diamonds.
So the dude came with the guard police because it
was a real they had two police officers with him.
The guy came in to suit on, gave me two stacks,

(01:10:30):
give me fifteen hundred dollars each stack. So we had
to take We only give ten thousand dollars to go,
but find out. I don't even count it like that.
We put it and the luggage, just put it in
the back back. We just divide the money up and
we took it home with us the next day. We
there went there for three days. Then we ain't had
shit to do. We ain't know. We were just on

(01:10:50):
the whole cylinders. They had servants, no matter what we do.
So you walk out the fucking room, they're gonna what
you need, only not. I just want to walk out
and just and they walk right next to you, like
I'll give me a juice. We're gonna go get jus
come back. God, I can't be rich. I don't want
no service. It was like it was a nigga. So
then they started bringing other people out. They brought two

(01:11:13):
people at a time, right, they brought the pone fur
then it brought me, So theygg up to two people.
Uh guy Torri went out there with another with a chick,
and so he said, yeah, I'm gonna try this joke
about the terrorists doing this and blah blah blah.

Speaker 2 (01:11:27):
So they say, hey, don't don't whatever you do, don't
do shit like that.

Speaker 1 (01:11:30):
It ain't So he went over there and thought he
cleaned it up. I'm gonna clean up and make it
undeffensive and just the in fact you you're saying terrorists,
that's not a good joke, no matter how you put it.
They got pissed at that nigga and flew him out
of there. First. When you get there, they tell you,
don't blog nothing, because it's what he got going on.
Don't blog nothing. Just wait till you leave and go

(01:11:52):
home and you can take show your pictures and shit.
And they know, they know your social media and everything.
But he would know. They said somebody terrorists, they ran that.
They go out of there.

Speaker 2 (01:12:03):
Can't do something like that, Nigga. When they say don't
do something, don't do.

Speaker 3 (01:12:05):
It, especially over there, Like you said, brotherfuckers, we'll get
through Nigeria.

Speaker 2 (01:12:11):
We go to Nigeria.

Speaker 1 (01:12:12):
We did a Nigga. I we know that twice. Eight
thousand people in the audience. Two thousand is royalty. They
had roped off and the stage is way bigger than
this building and the screens and ship. It's like real mega.
He did it once a year, nigga. I'm talking about.
He had four comics from the three from the US,

(01:12:33):
from Ghana, Nigeria and comics but he from.

Speaker 2 (01:12:41):
They had motherfuckers.

Speaker 1 (01:12:42):
Look they had it goes from seven pm to three
thirty in the morning. They had thirty five the dancers, singers, dancers, singers,
comic singers, comic black it was, it was two, it
was three, four hosts and it was oh man, it was.

(01:13:04):
I did it twice when you went up one thirty
in the morning, God damn one on one one forty
in the morning. I wanted did fifteen minutes, like twelve
thirteen minutes or something like that. But I was hitting
them with ship. The rolls are so bad, so terrible.
This is why I got them. I said, Yeah, I'm
glad to be from America. But they're like I said,
but God, rolls, it's fucked up. They was like laughing.

(01:13:27):
I said, we was in my boy's car when we
hit a bump so hard I ended up in somebody
else's car, right, nigga. They was like, like I sped
talking about big girls and shit. Nigga.

Speaker 2 (01:13:37):
The next day asks my wife, twell you The next day.

Speaker 1 (01:13:40):
We were walking around because we had armed guards that
where we go, right, We there for like ten days
were walking around with the book with the promoter and
and uh, everybody was like, I'm like, it was everywhere Nigga.
I'm like, boy Mohammad aash tony boom. They're like, I'm like,

(01:14:04):
this is a fucking lot. And I went back again.

Speaker 2 (01:14:09):
When I went back a year or so later, had
me on the radio and I didn't understand.

Speaker 1 (01:14:14):
Me like that, you know, but my face was up.
They remember, and that was panemonia. Nigga crazy. But you
gotta talk floor you got and they know sex okay,
they know they streets, they know, Uh, you're pretty much
sick with the sex. Right, yeah, you stick and the

(01:14:39):
big girls. Right, it's international, you can do. Everybody in
Africa got an ass. Every female from fourteen to fucking eighty. Okay,
everybody's got it. Just when you come over here, look

(01:14:59):
at her ass. They don't even look at them because
there's so much you still a girl like in here
over in America and she got a fat ass, look
at her. They ain't like that over there. They'll get
my fuck about ass because everybody got one, damn.

Speaker 2 (01:15:12):
It.

Speaker 1 (01:15:14):
I would Nigeria, I would yeah over there. Then we
went to Abja. We flew to Abuja just like one
of the richest cities in the in the fucking continent.
It was beautiful all the and and then this crowd
was like maybe seven hundred, eight hundred people. We did
a smaller show. We all bombed because they was royal team,

(01:15:35):
children of royal families.

Speaker 2 (01:15:37):
You know.

Speaker 1 (01:15:38):
They was young people. They was twenties and the early thirties,
and they was the citate with their ship on, looking
at us like they don't get the fuck we're saying. Oh,
like God, we are eating. Let's go back to Nigeria.
Let's go back over to that in Abouga. It's a
it's a two hour flight from Nigeria. It was beautiful though.
They just bo over there in we had the red

(01:16:03):
carpet ship they us. God damn, you never saw the
towels so beautiful, just when he took a shower. And
we weren't going on safari with the animals doing that.
We was there for business.

Speaker 2 (01:16:14):
We're to do our jokes.

Speaker 1 (01:16:15):
But they pay good.

Speaker 2 (01:16:17):
I believe they paid it. I believe they got their
money over there.

Speaker 1 (01:16:20):
They got that checking out. But I ain't never seen
a concert so fucking loan. And they stayed the whole time.
They stay engaged the whole time. It's only once a year.
It was beautiful.

Speaker 2 (01:16:30):
The we gotta go over there, man, your podcast.

Speaker 3 (01:16:38):
They would lose, they got they.

Speaker 1 (01:16:41):
Would laugh, they were nigger. They would love it. Well,
I'm taking on. Me and Lambs are going to Amsterdam
next week, but they puts it back to December. They
should do that when I'm going. When I lived in
New York, we go to London, Amsterdam, in Germany constantly.
Remember the promotera got sick. We had to I had

(01:17:02):
to drive on an audubond they had. We had like
a sprintter van. He said, just put it to the floor,
just stay in one lane. And I was doing like
one hundred and fifteen or some shing. The car was
just flying past me. I was like telling you, I
am some good, I'm good. Just don't talk to me.

Speaker 2 (01:17:16):
I'm like, I'm nervous.

Speaker 1 (01:17:17):
Full they you have been on the AUTOBONNY. I had
to do the same ship when I went to you
know eighty eight do nights, Nigga, you're gonna Germany.

Speaker 3 (01:17:25):
The promoter had a fucking five speed and didn't know
how to drive stick and the bitch on.

Speaker 2 (01:17:30):
The left side, thank you.

Speaker 3 (01:17:32):
I'm driving from the passage to see Nigga, Sherman Golden
sitting in the American driving me, Sirman gold and Sean Jones. Goddamn, hey,
Nigga driving seat where it would be in America. Nigga,
he like he over there watching me drive his mother
like it every time I hit my brick and he
hit it, got this dog, don't.

Speaker 1 (01:17:57):
Worry about.

Speaker 3 (01:18:01):
He was doing this the whole way while he driving.
Nigga had no idea how to drive a stick.

Speaker 1 (01:18:07):
I'm like, why did you get it? What he rented it?

Speaker 3 (01:18:10):
Man?

Speaker 2 (01:18:10):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:18:11):
I thought I could just.

Speaker 3 (01:18:13):
Man, I don't know where he got this car from.
Honestly because the stolen car.

Speaker 2 (01:18:20):
You might have been over there on an Italian job
now because we was doing the run with the bases
and ship. So the dude he was American. He just
denied to drive a stick.

Speaker 1 (01:18:34):
Won't nobody even driving it down he got to He's
an idiot.

Speaker 2 (01:18:38):
I drove that bitch though.

Speaker 1 (01:18:40):
We got that and the mothering on the basis many
they corny when you're in the military. They don't have
no good life, like you don't have no you know,
down with ship like the corny hell they're working on
it protecting this, but yeah, that's what they that's what
they know. When they come out. They got a T
shirt that they got the jeans tight and the shirt
and they pants, they got boots on. Nigga, ha ha,

(01:19:01):
they're drinking beer. They're looking at you.

Speaker 3 (01:19:04):
That they made the ones who still they still active. Then, yeah,
you got to catch them when they got when they chilling, when.

Speaker 1 (01:19:11):
They Yeah, they was corny mohawks.

Speaker 2 (01:19:16):
They came from the wars.

Speaker 1 (01:19:17):
Yeah, these niggas corny there, it's not corny nigga. I was.

Speaker 2 (01:19:21):
I was acting my way through.

Speaker 1 (01:19:25):
They kept giving me rank. I was so such a
manipulated nigga. I had that was sharp. Say.

Speaker 2 (01:19:30):
I was over agnaunciating.

Speaker 1 (01:19:34):
Nigger. They get me ranked at the rank before you know,
a nigga, I'm in charge of ship and I won't
even I was fucking off. I'm in the They gave
me a take two trucks, explosive nigga. They give me
twenty six dudes. I'm like, nigga, this is way too
But I just I was just acting like I was
in charge.

Speaker 2 (01:19:53):
They just it's all they want to know, are you
capable of being Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:19:57):
Do I do it? You just I was a bathroom.

Speaker 2 (01:20:00):
The nigga. I was a bad motherfucker didn't know that
much of nothing. But I was a good actor.

Speaker 1 (01:20:04):
Yeah, a nigger a good actor. Hell yeah, nigga, nigga,
who were you in army?

Speaker 3 (01:20:14):
Real?

Speaker 1 (01:20:15):
They gave you a take, They gave me. That's the best.
Goddamn man, hover, Nigga for you, some guy got damn
genius Forts Gump. Why do you tell me that's the best,

(01:20:36):
God damn man, that's my favorite movie, nigga for their
brother used to watch that movie. I know that big.

Speaker 2 (01:20:47):
Go over here, start that bitch over bro. Forrest Gump
was on the court.

Speaker 1 (01:20:50):
When I got to the Bubba Gump restaurant. Nigga, I
do the little questionnaire one hundred percent.

Speaker 3 (01:20:54):
Every time you have a ship on there that should
not be on that nigga nigger me and you they
be named after.

Speaker 1 (01:21:01):
Character that they do.

Speaker 2 (01:21:03):
You know they know that damn crab legs and ship.

Speaker 1 (01:21:06):
One of the la got a crab leg. Crowd got
a prosthetic leg. That's the reasons to the dam they
got Bubba cut shrimp to srimp looks like.

Speaker 2 (01:21:28):
Shrimp biggers.

Speaker 1 (01:21:30):
Shrimps biggers.

Speaker 2 (01:21:31):
A nigga.

Speaker 3 (01:21:34):
Man, that movie was so popular they had to make
their restaurant a real, real place.

Speaker 2 (01:21:39):
Yeah, man, they got a good bird, the motherfucker.

Speaker 1 (01:21:46):
Man, And that nigga got through.

Speaker 2 (01:21:48):
He was a genius. He was.

Speaker 3 (01:21:49):
He was a.

Speaker 1 (01:21:52):
What do you call that? Uh we just the jeans
but still awkward there. Yeah, you mean like the spectrum
like that. Yeah he was.

Speaker 2 (01:22:04):
Yeah. I think he was got simplified. He simplified life.
He just point it was smart. Yeah. Yeah, Like he
was like a goddamn pick up ping pong like this nigga.

Speaker 1 (01:22:15):
Man, he was an idiot.

Speaker 2 (01:22:19):
Just hitting the ball.

Speaker 1 (01:22:20):
But when he cuts, niggamost vomit.

Speaker 2 (01:22:23):
That that nigga was ready for that.

Speaker 3 (01:22:25):
If you think about it, he excelled and everything that
he did, I mean, you got in football.

Speaker 2 (01:22:35):
He wouldn't even watch that nigga.

Speaker 1 (01:22:37):
That nigga what he was looking at the fucking crowd
And they said, huh nigga took off and got two
hundred trucks sounds before it's gone, was on the Detroit Lions. Nigga.
Fucking we fucking that nigga. I ran the truck. Remember
remember the truck was.

Speaker 3 (01:22:54):
Behind that truck was off his and then and then
when it cut to the truck. That ship there on
his heels, and when he cut back that nigga slumping
behind his niggas.

Speaker 2 (01:23:05):
I got a theory that nigga did that.

Speaker 1 (01:23:07):
Sense the principal pants.

Speaker 3 (01:23:11):
Forst Galling and Forrest Gump is the prequel to sling Blade.
You're talking about hold on now, because something happened to him.
I can see that because think about the truck. Forrest
Gump used to cut grass for fun. I sold the

(01:23:32):
old dude from sling Blade. But he had ship, remember
he was he was just eating them folks foods.

Speaker 1 (01:23:40):
That's how he got like that Forrest Gump, Like, what
are he like that?

Speaker 2 (01:23:44):
Nigga just ship? I don't know that nigga had money.

Speaker 1 (01:23:47):
At the end, Doctor Peppers.

Speaker 3 (01:23:49):
Oh yeah, that nigga drank that ship to leave pistol
on himself. Then I must have drank me fifteen. That's
where you get subconsciously your brother. Watching that movie was
a constant advertise for Doctor Peppers, Like Doctor Pepper, ain't
got a Doctor Pepper, you put your ass out to
the president and watching connected they was giving niggas a chance.

(01:24:14):
Back in the day, they had some flass commercial. Doctor
Pepper had some flas commercial and Haines ketchup.

Speaker 2 (01:24:21):
You can just gonna leave out sprite. But I'm saying, like,
no nigga jog for five years.

Speaker 1 (01:24:27):
Nigga turned around up through no bad neighborhoods, all in
the mountains, from the woods and the highways. They ain't
having that ship Niggay went turned around. He's they went
to Detroit with the ring caught on the beer. Nigga.
That was shot that nigga.

Speaker 2 (01:24:47):
He was musty too.

Speaker 1 (01:24:48):
He was funky ship man. It's just going around blessing
people with good ideas.

Speaker 2 (01:24:53):
Nigga. He goes to smiley face.

Speaker 1 (01:24:56):
You know, it's another movie like that ship ship with
Brad Pitt.

Speaker 2 (01:25:00):
We was born, it was born old and.

Speaker 1 (01:25:03):
Got younger, Benjamin Button. That's another good put together movie.
That's it was genius Nigga. I'm a genius. And if
you if you do one with a nigga born and
then grow old, that's just regular. I'm trying to have
something there, but that's uh born because that's black, black,

(01:25:32):
black ball, black woods, backwoods conceptual conceptualize this.

Speaker 2 (01:25:40):
So he's gonna have a nigga agent in real time, he's.

Speaker 3 (01:25:43):
Gonna be a baby thank you talking a kid, a
small kid, grow quarter now then a grandfather.

Speaker 2 (01:25:55):
Yeah, that's that's the one way movie man. You can
play it.

Speaker 1 (01:25:59):
You can play the Marrow Gay story. Dude, Why why
could I Because we can't.

Speaker 2 (01:26:03):
Nigga, you can't.

Speaker 1 (01:26:05):
I'm talking about you look like Marvin Ay the same birthday.
I'm saying, you look like this nigga, like you can
really play it.

Speaker 2 (01:26:11):
You look like that one.

Speaker 1 (01:26:13):
That one. But I think you're good. I think you're good.
You'll pull up a loud nigga spanning around the ship.
That nigga was real smooth.

Speaker 2 (01:26:21):
Yeah, I'm real smooth.

Speaker 1 (01:26:23):
I think you can play that.

Speaker 2 (01:26:24):
I'll do it.

Speaker 1 (01:26:25):
What story would he played? Who you look like?

Speaker 2 (01:26:27):
Drake? I don't want to play take somebody a historian.
I don't want to play nobody.

Speaker 3 (01:26:33):
You play, nigga, you play, I play the young James
Earl Jones, nigga.

Speaker 2 (01:26:38):
I can see that.

Speaker 1 (01:26:39):
I'm gonna get somebody.

Speaker 3 (01:26:40):
I can see that easy. I'm doing young James Jones.
Then like my eyes with c G. I because keep
on using me.

Speaker 1 (01:26:51):
Nigga.

Speaker 3 (01:27:00):
You you're gonna play aaron nevill up here.

Speaker 1 (01:27:08):
You gotta wear a boy you know, ain't your thing
for that.

Speaker 3 (01:27:15):
You can't be like, oh that nigga said, stupid.

Speaker 1 (01:27:20):
Who you say you're gonna be?

Speaker 2 (01:27:22):
Who's that first?

Speaker 3 (01:27:23):
Young James Jones, jamesel j And then they put me
in the fast wires for the later.

Speaker 1 (01:27:29):
Yeah, yeah you could be you could be the daddy,
the daddy.

Speaker 2 (01:27:32):
Yeah, you could be that. You can do it lonely. Yeah, long,
it's gonna.

Speaker 3 (01:27:37):
Be h what you call it, knocking about your complexion? Probably, yeah,
it's a shame, not just might. Yeah, bring a little red.
He was more red.

Speaker 2 (01:27:45):
He was red head like you wanted them ginger black people.

Speaker 1 (01:27:50):
Yeah, man, definitely mobaga nigga, you play somebody.

Speaker 2 (01:28:00):
Oh my man, Dick Gregor, I know I'm high.

Speaker 1 (01:28:05):
When everything quiet, I can still hear myself talking what
you're saying, But got time to get to my mouth.

Speaker 2 (01:28:11):
I can't forget.

Speaker 1 (01:28:14):
So good shout out the back hoods, the best in life.

Speaker 3 (01:28:25):
This nigga just described thinking. He said, when I stopped talking, I'm.

Speaker 1 (01:28:30):
Still talking talk and I'm like, why am I saying that?
Because I ain't saying it.

Speaker 2 (01:28:38):
I saying you're not listening. That's crazy. It's way too strong.
We can't smoke this around company man, oh man, you grew.

Speaker 1 (01:28:46):
Up in a big family as a kid about a kid.

Speaker 3 (01:28:49):
Hell yeah, really yeah, I'm like in Mississippi, like you
be with your family every day, nigga, your first cousin.

Speaker 2 (01:28:58):
It's like having twenty one brothers.

Speaker 3 (01:29:00):
Kind of shit and fifteen sisters and sixteen parents because.

Speaker 2 (01:29:07):
All your uncles and you can't do ship.

Speaker 3 (01:29:10):
You are under constant surveillance, even their good friends with
your parents. Yeah, and the people you grew up with
and your next their neighbors been your same neighbors your
whole life.

Speaker 1 (01:29:20):
I had my mother, my friend's mom grabbed me by
the back of my neck and held the t She
got to my mother's door and threw me in the
house and told my mother what she did, what I did,
and she said, I'm kicking my ass.

Speaker 2 (01:29:31):
But they'll do that.

Speaker 1 (01:29:32):
Yeah, the kids so got.

Speaker 2 (01:29:34):
That community as whooping.

Speaker 3 (01:29:36):
That's that's what that scared to say there, scared you
can't you can't do that type of ship. I mean
you can't, you can't even But motherfuckers scared to say anything, right,
you see it usus to be motherfuckers. Saw you doing
some ship that you weren't supposed to do. It didn't
matter who they were. I hate y'all cut that ship out.

Speaker 2 (01:29:55):
That's because we don't live in communities no more.

Speaker 1 (01:29:58):
Somebody out here looking at about can do that at
the store, nigga time. Remember, I don't know how you are.
Probably when your mama sent to the store the list
some cigarettes and beer, two beers, some cigarettes and something else.
And then and the guy get the note and you
get like that, put this in the back. You walking

(01:30:18):
down the street, eight years old, nigga with two beers
and cigarettes.

Speaker 3 (01:30:22):
I definitely remember riding my bike to get my grandma
some cigarettes in Mississippi.

Speaker 2 (01:30:27):
Yeah, yeah, or she is.

Speaker 3 (01:30:30):
One time she lived right across the street from the store,
and she would say, right over there and give me
some cigarette.

Speaker 1 (01:30:35):
How farther is you from Jackson?

Speaker 2 (01:30:37):
Two hours? Are you south? North north? Close to Memphis? Okay?
And uh yeah, I drove through there, Old miss that's
what that's at, old town. Yeah, I'm from Oxford, man,
the rich nigga side of things.

Speaker 1 (01:30:58):
I went to college for two weeks. Well they had
it was a big book. I thought it was for
the four years. It was for that semester. Nigga.

Speaker 2 (01:31:06):
I got out of there. Why you only go for
two weeks.

Speaker 1 (01:31:09):
I put my cigarette out. I said, I don't think
I'm gonna be back when straight Army said things for me,
two weeks you'll graduate, because nigga, I think about two
two and a half weeks.

Speaker 3 (01:31:27):
Now.

Speaker 1 (01:31:27):
It was another two days after that. I had to
bring the books back. So that's another day and so.

Speaker 2 (01:31:35):
Oh you're gonna do it? The more interest in the moves.

Speaker 1 (01:31:40):
Yeah, give me to shoot a couple I wrote.

Speaker 2 (01:31:45):
I've been doing the writing on some ship.

Speaker 1 (01:31:47):
Right.

Speaker 2 (01:31:48):
I wrote a play gospel plays. She has a funny helf?
Where's it?

Speaker 1 (01:31:51):
Goal? These ain't not These are not my signals. This
is funny yourself, nigga tell you yeah. I got a
guy I was in a couple of plays. Tore over
a couple of plays in the early nineties, and uh,
one of the guys. I went to him and say,
I got the I got to sit right now, man,
this funn this thing. Next fall, we're gonna bring it out.

Speaker 2 (01:32:13):
Oh, bring it up. That's what we were doing with
was it one of the ghetto ones. Mama needed my hair.

Speaker 1 (01:32:23):
These hip could talk by. These girls had a talk
show and I was the manager. He had to see
the Arnold in it, and then, uh, what's the girl
that that was? What's his name? Mike Tyson's X Robbi

(01:32:44):
Gibbons was in it. Fama from Good Times, Okay, she
was still She's still shi. Somebody asked me that recently
at an interview, what was your first TV crush?

Speaker 2 (01:32:58):
Thelma nigga?

Speaker 1 (01:32:59):
Yeah, fuck Penny Times. Penny wasn't ship think so pony
tell us Janny Jackson wasn't ship that. Since you get
in in the way of the camp bitch, move, let
me look at Thelma. God damn Thelma. Yeah, she still

(01:33:19):
had a nigga.

Speaker 2 (01:33:22):
Elma was bad.

Speaker 1 (01:33:24):
I'm gonna mess my lines up staring at this bitch.
One time you said somebody real nice or hot. You're
doing all kind of shit in your mind. You're actually
doing it.

Speaker 2 (01:33:36):
Damn. Tell me.

Speaker 1 (01:33:40):
I'm like, I'm standing here, oh no, and the dude said,
is lying to me?

Speaker 2 (01:33:46):
And I say what, oh yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:33:50):
Is it to you?

Speaker 2 (01:33:50):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:33:51):
I'm good, I'm good.

Speaker 2 (01:33:51):
I just you know, hey, bro, that's funny. It's gonna
be hard, God damn. And you're going back on tour
and you host him. Yeah, yeah, get that Cray be.

Speaker 1 (01:34:08):
Them ones back out this is the fourth time, right,
it's a fourth, just the fourth trip. He was on
the first two, the first three.

Speaker 2 (01:34:16):
It was that he was at the beginning there, all
of them.

Speaker 1 (01:34:20):
I know.

Speaker 2 (01:34:20):
Yeah, man, your whole crew coming though, right, yeah, on
three of y'all. Everybody's coming this time, so Mojo back
Mojo and then Mike Epps.

Speaker 1 (01:34:34):
But no, just Niche and just hilarious on the show.
But they're not on there on different.

Speaker 2 (01:34:39):
Shows though, right, yeah, Ja gonna be on some of
them show. Oh yeah, he opened it?

Speaker 1 (01:34:44):
Is he gonna be on it?

Speaker 2 (01:34:46):
Are you gonna do this?

Speaker 3 (01:34:47):
So I'm gonna be opening. Yeah, He's gonna be dope though.
It's a lot of fun ass people are gonna be there.
That's cool now.

Speaker 1 (01:34:55):
Oh yeah yeah, Right, was at the house when we
did the Proble and we was coming out to the Bentley.
Was that the Bentley that Rose Royce. Everybody come out
like this, you know, they come out the wood Dog
and they go this way and get in the door,
passed up the camera and everybody take their turn.

Speaker 2 (01:35:13):
I came out backwards like this.

Speaker 1 (01:35:15):
Nigga slammed my stomach on the chair and I got
up the side. I ain't done that normal shit. They
got to go different. Nigga, I'm different. That was name
my second special. I'm different.

Speaker 2 (01:35:30):
I get that ship. What is on what's the wood platform?
Just shear on now on.

Speaker 1 (01:35:33):
YouTube now YouTube.

Speaker 2 (01:35:34):
Yeah I did that years ago.

Speaker 1 (01:35:36):
I watched my first special wired. I ain't watched it
in Suking ten toy years.

Speaker 2 (01:35:41):
Man. I was up there cracking up. I can't believe
I came up with that shit. Yeah, that was money.

Speaker 1 (01:35:46):
I gotta bring something that ship back. So you gotta
be different, goddamn it. Yeah, you gotta have a plan B.
Whatever you said you was gonna be when you're a teenager,
you ain't that now. Yeah, you had a plan B
since I weren't off the ship, Nigga, that ship was
crazy laying B. I keep saying, black and Miles. It's backwoods.

Speaker 2 (01:36:08):
You can't read.

Speaker 1 (01:36:11):
Career. When I got here, nigga, my ship just blurry
looking with you niggas. Fourteen more people than than the
boy right now than the boys when I got here, nigga,
I'll see three. I was smoking. You get you you
ha high born high. You've been smoking so long the smoke.

(01:36:32):
Get frustrated. Just wasn't even doing them to this nigga
shut down. He might he might act hot.

Speaker 2 (01:36:38):
No, that's bullshit. I got so high the other morning
I was shot. Oh, ship would just s I was shocked, man,
it was a different Just.

Speaker 1 (01:36:46):
Change your brand. Yes, supposed to be shocked. He's supposed
to enjoy that. Because I was on my way, like
to the airport, and I was like, really, I don't
even want he was hot ship.

Speaker 2 (01:37:05):
Early in the morning.

Speaker 1 (01:37:07):
How much time we got.

Speaker 2 (01:37:09):
We're about to wrap it up. Okay, So I got
a pee.

Speaker 1 (01:37:11):
I knew it.

Speaker 2 (01:37:13):
Man, nigga drunk three slips of water.

Speaker 1 (01:37:17):
I'm a old nigga.

Speaker 2 (01:37:19):
Yesterday I had to pee on the way to pee.

Speaker 1 (01:37:24):
I want to take those chances getting a little bit
of this out.

Speaker 2 (01:37:29):
Did little pressure off me? Let him know where they
can find you.

Speaker 1 (01:37:35):
Cheat robbers follow me across the board, Facebook, Instagram, Uh,
what's that ship? They be looking at you to TikTok
tony t robbers. If you don't put the tea in
the middle, you don't get an all white man. He
just died.

Speaker 9 (01:37:49):
We got you some for Christmas because ye I know
your niggas, and we said, see somebody.

Speaker 2 (01:38:03):
We went in and gat it. We all shipped then man,
ain't Christmas. I know you some money together.

Speaker 1 (01:38:12):
Socks always want to say, motherfucker sock. Oh this is empty,
But I got some sock. What's how do you know?

Speaker 2 (01:38:27):
I knew it was something and we had to Detroit
colors for you.

Speaker 1 (01:38:31):
Tell me Troit Lions color. What ship? Look? I got
a ship hat, some ship socks. Who winning your boy?
God damn, let me see her saying, I guess you're

(01:38:54):
flying home with this tomorrow morning. I'm a member.

Speaker 2 (01:38:58):
I'm a remember. Come on, man, come on, I gotta say.
We gotta make sure you get your wife.

Speaker 1 (01:39:04):
You man, it's you, you man, it's you. And yes, Lord,
you the man.

Speaker 3 (01:39:12):
You knew this, We knew this, I got it, you
got we got small you like you gotta send his
wife one?

Speaker 1 (01:39:20):
Which one is this?

Speaker 2 (01:39:22):
I'm gonna send your wife one?

Speaker 1 (01:39:24):
I know y'all.

Speaker 2 (01:39:24):
I got just like this one like like.

Speaker 1 (01:39:28):
I did not say that ship to him. We gotta
we will never d you know, I don't even have
the more.

Speaker 2 (01:39:39):
Just got rid of the words.

Speaker 1 (01:39:41):
You can tell you know I've seen them. Ain't no
fucking way. We just got like this ship back. Take
your buddies to the Bible time dressing like that. That's

(01:40:02):
my best friend of my life. My best friend ain't
never clean dressing. I got just my I can't leave.
I ain't never see like me.

Speaker 3 (01:40:13):
You ain't never like.

Speaker 2 (01:40:17):
On the softball team.

Speaker 1 (01:40:18):
On the soft teams, we got the same in Jersey,
and I got my name Nigga Waine, like, hey, go
on my instagram trying to cheap ut if we dressing
like I know you two hundred dollars? Can we ain't dressing?
You look at me like you leave me? You're my dude. Yes,

(01:40:38):
that is my dude looking.

Speaker 4 (01:40:39):
At me like.

Speaker 3 (01:40:40):
I don't know, even if it ain't on his Instagram.
I've seen seen dressing like real life.

Speaker 1 (01:40:45):
I've seen we're on the speaker, it was that. That's
like you said game.

Speaker 3 (01:40:52):
You said that the softball game, y'all would be so,
I said, where you're seeing him? They might have been
bottling and some ship like that bottling game.

Speaker 1 (01:40:58):
That's what I'm saying. Where what was were at? I
gotta pick I gonna be with this on my mind.

Speaker 2 (01:41:08):
I don't remember.

Speaker 5 (01:41:10):
Laugh.

Speaker 1 (01:41:10):
I have seen this name a lot of but you
ain't see me dress like my life. I'm what I'm
telling her that tomorrow. You see the show.

Speaker 3 (01:41:25):
Let fun that I'm I'm definitely gonna say that the
exact same one.

Speaker 1 (01:41:31):
I can't tell you.

Speaker 2 (01:41:34):
I'm gonna burn her, at least the top.

Speaker 1 (01:41:38):
I'm not like my wife.

Speaker 2 (01:41:39):
To make sure I get a small ide go to
this one like you dressed like nigga, make it blue.
I don't sucking wear nigga.

Speaker 1 (01:41:51):
He tried to post it on you, bro, trying to
put that on. Socks away on the plane. Take that
seat belts now, I'm wing socks and the outfit.

Speaker 3 (01:42:08):
Niggas you throw your stock, you get old, I bet
you because your stocks adn't even got the bottom part.

Speaker 2 (01:42:15):
It just to ankle.

Speaker 1 (01:42:18):
Don't believe him. Don't believe this, nigga.

Speaker 3 (01:42:21):
Man, Hey, man, man, you're a fucking fun man. You
know exactly who we are. You're welcome to come back,
man any time rap stuff shows Tony Robins played English.

Speaker 4 (01:42:33):
We