All Episodes

October 28, 2022 22 mins

Episode 191 - "The Baller Alert Show" Feat. Ferrari Simmons, Su Solo & You Know BT Produced by: @iHandlebars

Topics include: ICYM, Herschel walker, Black Panther, Rihanna, Love vs Money, Baller Mail & more.

The Baller Alert Show

Featuring @FerrariSimmons @_SuSolo @YouknowBT @iHandlebars

":The Culture Deserves It"

IG: @balleralert

Twitter: @balleralert

Facebook: balleralertcom

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mark as Played
Transcript

Episode Transcript

Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (00:00):
Ball Alert, ball Alert Baller. Welcome to The Battler Show podcast,
available everywhere you get your podcast. I go by the
name Fraor Simmons. You know BT. I'm gonna build it
yet vacation water. Okay, all right, Well, the second woman

(00:20):
claims herschel Walker paid for her abortion the nineteen ninety three.
What do you guys think about that one? This is
a new woman claiming that the conservative politician herschel Walker
pressured turned into getting an abortion nearly thirty years ago.
That's all they got on Jane Doe. We don't know
who she is. That's all. That's his whole campaign. That's
all they got on him. His whole campaign is thirty

(00:43):
years you made to tell you the same person from
thirty years ago he is. He's even worse. And I
ain't gonna lie this this election between herschel Walker and um.
Mr Warnott asked, this is nasty, bro. It's all baby mom.
I'm watching the damn football game and I see he
uh someone's ex wife talking about she called the police,

(01:06):
and I'm over here like, yo, no, it was war
Knox ex wife and he's in there. Dog, I'm over
here like this is in between and Atlanta Falcon's commercial
on Sunday in Atlanta. Now the new lady who's accusing
Jane's so we don't know she's Yeah, I went to
a clinic in Dallas, but I simply couldn't go through

(01:27):
with it. But what's what's I left the clip Jane Doe?
That's we don't have the identity. I think she's Ca.
Doe says she was motivated to tell her story after
hearing Walker pressuring another woman into an abortion in two
thousand and nine, a claim that he has denied were
just having abortions? Are Willie Billy? Ain't it? I mean,
granted it was thirty years ago, so he probably don't remember.

(01:49):
As proof of their relationship this, Jane Doe had shared
several items of including a photo of Walker in her
hotel room while he was at training camp in Minnesota,
a voice know he left, damn, and letters from Walker
addressed to both her and her parents. Oh my god,
what the hell? Who is voting for Herschel? I just
want to know, like, who identify yourself? Who herschel? Boy?

(02:13):
This this gotta be a movie. This gotta be a movie.
This is a movie. We're watching the Netflix, keep embarrassing.
Do you all know the entire world is laughing right now?
It's too black? Damn it's it's so nasty, man, It's
like you can't even watch YouTube. You can't even watch
anything all the alleged they just Tom Brady. You just

(02:34):
why don't you just run Tom Brady because you got saying? Okay, alright,
Moving right along, Panera Bread expands their grocery line with
Bagel's Posta Balls, bread and more. Did you gotta see
this beautiful bouquet of Panera bread? Um picture with the
salad the bagels? Do you bread? But one thing about it?
That bread is hard? What is wrong with Panaro's bread?

(02:58):
And on seasoned? Like a mode that clearly clearly you
don't eat brother, you don't eat an bread, You don't
indulge in the Uber eats good. If you were to
go on my Uber eats, you would see that I
spend at least over three hundred dollars per month. They're
not that good now, damn good? And they have gotten
so much smaller, Like what does happen? No, what are

(03:19):
you guys talking about? Baby Hayden? When you're getting that salad?
They'd be trying to get a little bit as chins dressing.
Why you as you have to do is ask for
more maybe looking at me crazy, I'd be like, what
is this dry as salt? Listen, listen, look, look camera,
look at me. When you go depending up in their
bread and when you you gotta make eye contact with

(03:40):
the employee back, they're making you sandwich, You're making whatever
you need. Be like a little more deep in my
chip and you're gonna have a whole bunch. I don't
know too, but that has not been I'm not sharing
what go to go there and mess up my ead up?
They know they know me down. They they've been there, like, hey,
don't don't don't come here with that ship today, Like y'all,
I don't have my salad dropped some day. I'm gladdice

(04:02):
in that ball. Guys. Hey, guys, real quick, I'm smiling. Guys.
Do you know what I'm about to say? You have sex?
You know that always happened? Shout out to tie. Can
I get some snaps? Real quick snaps can really snaps.
I've learned not to snap. The Navy has a ride,
Rihanna is dropping music. People give me some more snaps
and like I always say, Rihanna is better than the Piance.
We get some new news tonight from re Read. Yes, sir,

(04:25):
the Navy is that attention. We are ready? Are you
guys ready? Just know he boy himself with whatever you're talking.
I have no comments on Riogy. I have no opinions.
Are both amazingly talented for black coins and that's all.
We shall soon compare super Bowl before. We're not preparing
none of that. I'm not okay, alright, cool? So is

(04:47):
that why everybody? No? No, no, no, no, no no no.
But I know one thing that I didn't get pushed back?
So why now? Why? Why? Why do y'all think that
Rihanna is finally giving us music? Is she about ready
to get get away? The baby already? The baby's expensive?
What's going on? It's time because we're asking you for
music forever. I think it's the excitement too, because now

(05:07):
super Bowler Bowl, let's give a little something. Black Panther.
Black Panther comes out in November eleven. I think hood.
I think mommy hood may have encouraged her to tap
into who she is. I think sometimes motherhood totally ignites
fire in women, and she wants to show women that
you could be all things even after you have a child. Great,

(05:29):
and Black Panther is all about the female Black Panther.
It's gonna be super five. Rihanna got a song on
the soundtrack. She dropping that and she from the performing
Super Bowl. But why do I feel like this Black
Panther about to suck? No? I think watching your mouth.
I'm just saying, watch your mouth. I wanted to throw
this at you camera. I think it's gonna suck. I don't,

(05:50):
I don't, don't. You're talking to real blastman's right now. Relax,
But because great the first one was, I get it.
It was so great, and I'm like, I don't know
how they're going to out do the first one. Black
woman A black woman will show you. That's what I
can't tell you. I'm just letting you know. Black Panther
is going to be. It's going to be the female
Black Panther, and she's a black woman, So I don't,

(06:12):
you know, have a whole story. But see, that's why
you're talking to you. I'm just looking at Mr BT.
I am just being a consumer and I'm watching the trailers.
Probably don't be, Probably gonna be just as good. A
lot of the times the sequels are not as good.
I understand what you're saying. You guys don't watch Marble,
but but I do watch Marvel. Well, you don't know
what you're talking about. This is gonna be great. Black

(06:32):
Panther is going to be little watch a damn tone. Okay,
that's about to watch that as DC coming. But I
am about to watch that because that's the rock and
he's one of my favorite actors. Uh, SHOT's driving some
new music. Guys. She's talking about IRV Gotti and all
this other stuff in a different interviews. No, no no, no,
she's talking about different interviews music. She did admit that

(06:53):
they had a thing. They wasn't in a relationship, So
so I got it. Did hit that? I mean confirmation
if anybody was questioning, I don't think anybody question I
thought it. I thought it wasn't true. Man, if you're
talking about some some um, you know, for as long
as he talked about it, that belive, man, it must

(07:13):
have been good too. I'm like, damn, are you guys
here for some more shot music? I'm always here for
shots to music. I am a I've been a fan
of her since I mean she's dope. She is dope,
and she's a pretty cool artist. I know he was
talking about artists that wasn't so pleasant to meet the

(07:36):
other day. She is very pleasant, she's very kind. She
she's like a round away girl. You know, she's like,
you want to party with her, you want to go
have drinks with her, like And she did say she
has a boot. I wonder how her boot feels about.
I don't know who it is, but she did confirm
she has a boot. I wonder how he feels about
gouty saying, yeah, I hit that. We probably don't care.
I feel like anytime I got to understand that, it's

(07:59):
gonna be some body from Taco Bell or anywhere that's
gonna be like they was a Taco Bell. I am
praying this for you in your LA. What does that mean? Pray? Oh,
deserve this in your new relationship with SHAWNSI for what

(08:19):
you've been through, you deserve man? Got it? Uh? Well,
somebody said that they're never getting married again. I'm never
getting married again. I'm not. You know, It's one of
those things in life that I feel like I could
check it off, like okay, I did that. You know,
maybe people want to say they've experienced that. I've experienced it,
and I know the good and the bad that happened

(08:39):
to me, so it's not something I want to experience again.
I can have an incredible relationship with somebody and not
be married. I feel like marriage at times, and I'm
not kno going to anybody who's married. It didn't work
for me. I'm all for anyone that worked for but
I feel like married at times becomes very much like
a business. Anthony says, she's never getting married again. Uh,
she's outside in the streets and never getting married at

(09:01):
all or ever again. And she's never gonna date a
basketball player. You blame me. I don't blame ship. She
went through a lot of public I wouldn't get married.
I mean, I don't think you should ever write an

(09:22):
entire group of people off just based off of their profession.
Like that's like someone saying I'll never date a d jail,
I'll never date a TV personality. They all cheat, they're
all terrible. I don't think you can group people to
being like disloyal or bad partners just because they're in,
you know, a certain industry. But I feel her on
the marriage thing. I think people put a lot of
emphasis on marriage or if I don't never get married,

(09:43):
I won't be happy. That's terrible. You should be happy
whether or not you ever get married in life. I
think it's just about finding a good partner, someone who
could have a good, healthy relationship with. At this point, shoot,
my whole family is like, girl, forget getting married. Just
can you just have a baby with someone who's gonna
take hair of the thing, someone who's gonna be a
good That's a damn shame if that's that's yeah, yeah, damn.

(10:06):
Life is different. It's a completely different time. Divorce rates
are crazy, and who the hell wants to keep paying
the government for divorces like this is weird. This is weird.
Is very expensive, especially if you're making some money. You
got split ship down the middle of goddamn you know what.
People ain't gonna go do recession. That's lawyer's They're here
to stay. La la. I feel your girl. I hope

(10:29):
that you know you are still open to love because
you are so beautiful and you are deserving of it.
I hope that you go out and have a good
time with your hair down, and if you happen to
meet an athlete that you you know, just kind of
like don't fight it, you know, just go for it,
or just bought somebody up there, La la, go go
date somebody from Pani workout. Now, I'd say public they

(10:52):
got good helping, might as well take her to McDonald's.
Go get the mcgl home deep home deep helping. It's okay,
it's not for that current ball question of the day
to solo, are you a I do have a curveball
question for you. Come on, actually, would you guys donate
your sperm to a lesbian couple so they could have
a baby? How much they pay for free? I'm just

(11:13):
as for would you not for free? Do it for check?
Check check? Okay, so well I was with my wife's permission.
Hey yeah, but let me not answer this. You know what,
I don't know what I don't know. I don't know
you can answer the question. It's just a curveball question
of the day. Would you, as as as heterosexual black man,

(11:34):
would you donate your sperm to a lesbian couple so
that they can single? Yes, if you're a single you
were doing that at all, because because I would just
be thinking like damn, I really got a kid out
and my kid is not with me, and my kid
is gonna look like whoever you know, they're gonna besed
two women. Not even that part. I'm just saying I

(11:55):
got a kid that ain't even with me. Like I'm
gonna be like, are like could you spend time or
you just can't have No, it's a case by case scenario.
It would be if you're donate to a sperm bank,
it would be random. You don't know who got your kids,
where they at? You don't know. You just know you
got a kid floating around, a kid out here. Let's

(12:18):
say you have a lesbian friend who wants to have
a child. Obviously she needs sperm. Would you give it
to your friend? That's that's actually I saw an episode
like that in Chicago fire. Uh, this dude his best
friends a girl, she's gay, she's lesbian, and she was like, hey,
I want you to be my experm donor did you
do it? Uh? They were starting the process and then

(12:41):
she passed away in the fire. Because here that well, okay,
that Chicago fire, that curveball question. It was inspired by
a conversation I had with a friend of mine. I
discovered that, uh, there is a shortage of black sperm
in sperm banks, so a lot of African American gay
and lesbian couples. I haven't hard time. Kids, don't call,

(13:05):
don't you, don't don't call. It's love versus money on

(13:29):
the ball or alert shows Today's love versus money, and
you got to, of course you have to answer, are
these people in the relationship each of them for love?
Or is each of them for money? Okay, are you
guys ready? I'm ready. Today's couple Brihanna and come on now,
that's love for both of them. That's love. Yes, I

(13:51):
think they are in love. It ain't man. They're both
rich as hell. They're both rich as hell. Only one
is rich as hell in comparison. If you're gonna compare
a Sap to Rihanna, obviously we know Rihanna is the
one that's rich as hell. But they're both really well.
They're they're wealthy. Take Rihanna's income out of it. Asapple alone,

(14:12):
he's wealthy. I don't think this is about money. I
think this is love for both of them. Yes, I don't.
I think Asap did the right thing and would do
and that shoot, Rihanna club book, I've done that and
I think so that was for the money. Hey, yeah,
that was for the money. Damn better doing for the money.

(14:36):
And if all the brothers that would have did it.
And that's what Rihanna is there for the love. The
woman is always there for the love, not always. That's
not what you said about a shot to the other day. Okay,
a woman of Rihanna's get your words together starts. Get
your words just gonna go down on the page. If
you can comments, get you, get you of. Rihanna's status

(14:56):
is obviously there because she loves that man. Now, I'm
not saying I'm a hundred percent sure that he's there
for the businit your money, but if your lady got
a beat in front of her name billion dollars, I'm
pretty sure you think about that money. Because we ain't
hearing no scandals of him cheating. Actually we did, but

(15:19):
it wasn't true. It wasn't true. And you know why,
because of your woman a billionaire. You bet not cheat. Shoot,
what's the dude? The being there? Dude got your boys.
Every man cheats. The dude I'm talking about the woman
got the billion. Five niggas all of y'all cheat, broke,
paid all, y'all cheat. There's not one type of man

(15:40):
that cheats. And it doesn't matter if the woman is
a billionaire. Y'all don't cheat because of women, y'all cheating?
Have you heard about Oprah husband chief you're about? Have
you heard about standing in cheating? Take us to commercial?
Take this commercial? Will we come back? Not cheat? We are?
They're doing it? Whoat they've been talking about it. Yeah,

(16:09):
we need to go to commercial. Now, you had too
much coffee. Had to do it correctly. Right back to
the ball Aler Show podcast. Welcome back to the ball

(16:40):
Alert Show podcast, available on I Heart and wherever you
get your podcast, because we everywhere. Okay, we everywhere. Now
let's get into baller mail because y'all need to help.
If you ever need some advice, d ms at ball
Alert or at the ball Alert Show. All right, y'all ready,
my boyfriend showed up to my birthday dinner under dressed.

(17:03):
I gave him the dress code and he did not
follow the instructions. I sent him home to change his
clothes and he never came back to my dinner. We've
been having problems in our relationship ever since then. Please help, well, Uh, fellas,
I'm gonna get y'all. I'm gonna get all the tip.

(17:24):
This is a life tip. When your lady has a
birthday dinner, please have her assist you with getting your
outfit again there for you can't go wrong with some
ship she picked out for you. Do not dress yourself
without checking in with your lady for her birthday dinner.
I'm trying to I'm trying to say you, guys, arguments,

(17:47):
this is gonna be a long this, this argument gonna
last into her birthday the next year. Telling you, now, bro,
that's why he didn't come back. I'm telling you that
why he didn't come back. He probably felt he felt
a certain type of way. She probably said something to
him crazy. And for the home girls, they started laughing,
and he was like, mano, bro' gonna play the game,
but they're gonna play PlayStation five. I gonna go home
and file that Who gonna file that blood and got

(18:09):
their kicking. That's exactly what happened. That's why I didn't
come back. Y'all. He probably said something crazy. It was
your birthday, so you was right. Let me say that
you was right. You know what I'm saying. But fellas
if your lady having a birthday party or birthday dinner.
Allow her to say, Hey, bab, what do you want
me to wear? Can you assist me? If you try
to dress yourself, you liable to get your ass cussed

(18:31):
out and sent home. And if you don't come back,
this is exactly what's gonna happen. Youre gonna have relationship
problems all for a damn dinner and you probably got
to pay for anyway, because she's gonna you goddamn joint
account ship. Damn. The only thing I'm gonna say, man,
you gotter tighten up. When I'm talking about tighten up,
you better get right man. And it fellas if y'all

(18:52):
need some help on get dressed. Man, put on that
that Birdberry man burberdy shirt. That's put that bird berterial man.
You don't want to put that bird Bery white force
was bro. We're gonna do tim. Listen, if you're going
to a baby shower, where you're going to a dinner
with your girl, put the bird Berry. That's all you

(19:12):
gotta do. Because they put the outfit on the screen.
You don't even need to put the outfit on. The
Birdberry button down on the bat. Nobody tell him to
put that on. He knew what he knew? What the
if you ball? If you ball a little bit, you
can upgrade to the fending. Go ahead and do findy.
If you ball, you got a little check, a little

(19:33):
little seal, little cential, little cential. It's a couple of things.
First of all, says, do you really know your man? Okay?
Because he probably don't know how to dress, don't like
the dress, probably don't own the proper clothes. Number two,
was he even prepared to be in a birthday setting
like that? Maybe he didn't care to get dressed because
he didn't want to be paraded in front of your friends.
Maybe he not really trying to be outside with you

(19:55):
like that? What type of relationship do y'all really have?
Not but three? Talk to number three girl, What did
you expect? What did you? Says y'all? Okay, we gotta
come up with some rules, laws and regulations for paula man.
We need you all to give us some details, give
us a little more sauce on these stories, because you

(20:18):
just left me to think that maybe he didn't want
to be paraded and he knew exactly what the hell
he was doing. Shoe that's all I got. That's that's fine.
That was good, and that was good, and guys, all right,
time for us to get up out of here and
give us some shout outs. Yeah, man, we were talking
at a little you know, it always seems really quick.
Shout out to all the voters, everyone that's out here
voting early. Shout out to everyone in Georgia. You do

(20:38):
not have to vote in your precinct. If you are
voting early, you can go to any voting site and vote.
Vote vote is your body your choice. Following me on
the gram at on the score. So solo and just
shout out to everyone who's out here fighting a good fight,
taking care of their health or spirituality, going to church.
Your edge is growing back all that. Here's to you, cheers,
you got a public So go ahead. Bro. All right, man,

(21:01):
I'm gonna just piggyback off of what Sue said. Sorry,
I'm a little sluggist today. Man. I was a party
last night, you know, and the night before we was outside. Yeah,
that's show damn fault that man. You party with super
bro like she and she encourages hard let two nights ago,
though she encouraged last night, I was at home last
Sometimes it's a fort day at our recovery with you. Man. Listen,

(21:24):
I'm about to go all go back to sleep, but listen. Yeah,
please go out and vote because oh man, it's just
it's just messy out here. Man, This all this stuff,
this YouTube as man is messy. So please do the
proper research so you can know who you need to
be voted for. Uh zoo man, bro, Because I'm just
letting you guys know, by the time you see this,

(21:45):
we're gonna have some new Navy music. Now I'm not
talking about navy as in the service or people like that.
I'm talking about navy as in Rihanna is dropping some
new music for me and for you. I'm just letting
you know we got Black Panther coming Out's gonna be
strong black women in that movie, and we're gonna see
how black women react to conflict in the superhero form.

(22:06):
And just let y'all know Black Panthers coming eleven eleven.
That's my favorite number, eleven eleven, Bro, you feel And
we got some Rihanna music. Arihanna's performing at the super Bowl.
You guys don't understand how the powerful women are taking
over the world and who rose the world. Girls, that's
who romes the world. Damn right, I said, I got
three daughters. I know what they're talking about.
Advertise With Us

Popular Podcasts

Dateline NBC
The Nikki Glaser Podcast

The Nikki Glaser Podcast

Every week comedian and infamous roaster Nikki Glaser provides a fun, fast-paced, and brutally honest look into current pop-culture and her own personal life.

Stuff You Should Know

Stuff You Should Know

If you've ever wanted to know about champagne, satanism, the Stonewall Uprising, chaos theory, LSD, El Nino, true crime and Rosa Parks, then look no further. Josh and Chuck have you covered.

Music, radio and podcasts, all free. Listen online or download the iHeart App.

Connect

© 2024 iHeartMedia, Inc.