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December 15, 2020 43 mins

Episode 121 - "The Culture Deserves It" Feat. Ferrari Simmons & Su Solo Produced by: @iHandlebars

Topics: Verzuz Battle, Michael Jackson, Joe Biden & more.

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":The Culture Deserves It"

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Hold up, hold up, boo boo. Ball Alert. Welcome to
the Ball Alert Show. Is the kid Barari Simmons. I
am your favorite Ethiopian too, Solo? He wait wait wait
what whoa whoa whoa? Okay what what what y'all talking about?
Have you been outside? I saw you out? I sound great.

(00:23):
What are y'all talking about? I saw you outside? Actually
I sound great unless your internet is messing up. I
don't know. Okay, let's skip to our third co host.
Did that you already know it's me O C T.
What do you guys have going on? Let's skip over
to Solo. She'll go second, because she's been outside. We
all know she's been outside, Octavia, What have you been
up to working in the house? Because I'm not outside.

(00:47):
You know what I'm saying. I've been blessed. God has
blessed me with the opportunity to work indoors, So I've
been at it. What about yourself? Oh yeah, well we'll
say sho Solo for last, because she's been out side.
I've I've been corporate hustling, guys, I've been corporate hustling
and these corporate situation ships. Because I think we're gonna

(01:09):
get shut down as soon as Biden walks his ass
inside of that White House, and before he does that,
he's going to disinfect the whole White House because uh,
we heard had to take a couple of shots. Of
course you have two sets of shots. We'll we'll talk
about that coronavirus vaccine because you guys are from what
I've heard, I'm not gonna take it. But as soon

(01:29):
as Biden gets in office, I heard that the entire
United States of America, including Hawaii, will be shut down
for about eight weeks. So yeah, I've just been focusing
on getting my studio set up because I'm the broadcast
live from Streets now for five Monday through Friday, six
pm from the House. Yeah, it's looking good over there,

(01:54):
really good, real place. So what's been going on? MS outside?
I mean solo, well, ferrari um in addition to you
getting your corporate checks, even getting your outside checks as well,
because I see you personally as I am outside. But
I've been outside of course with Street nine four five,
I've got um you know a lot of broadcast now

(02:17):
every week, ferri that's actually happening during your show, so
I gets to interact with you again I'm super excited
about that, and uh shout. I thought I was about
to start brunch again, but the way it's looking probably not.
I am looking forward to start my own starting my
own events, but I really believe that we will be

(02:38):
shut down, so there's just no point in starting that. Yeah,
I will enjoy other people's events. You have a soft
confirmation that I'm going to join you with you doing
your event, going to do them with a soft confirmation.
I will take that, and I am super excited about it. Less,
can we not do Sunday though Sunday's family there, I'm
not doing Sundays. It's Saturdays. Now cool, I'm in let's

(03:01):
do it all you guys ready started, Let's go. It
is time for In case you missed the well, guys,
A shanty dropped out of the versus battle because she
called coronavirus coronavirus very very crazy. Never in a million

(03:22):
years that I think I would get COVID. It's really,
Lord Jesus, I ain't got a lot to y'all. I
really do think she was a little skirret. I really
think she was st because that was gonna be a
heavy duty round for Round Bountain. It really really ruined
my weekend. I was so set and had my heart

(03:45):
set on this versus battle a shanty and Kishicole. I
was rooting for you. We were all rooting for your shanti,
and then you just turned around. I got COVID girls
going out to I've been outside, and uh, you know,
I didn't catch it from outside. I actually came home
and I got it from my family member. Yes, I've
been traveling. Yes, I went to Nairobia. I had an

(04:06):
amazing time. And no, I did not get COVID from traveling.
I did not get COVID from being in Africa or
anything like that. Everyone that I went on a trip
with has tested positive. They go, they have been going
from country to country. They went to Uganda, Tanzania, so
they have to continuously get tested. So no one tested positive.

(04:27):
So I did not get it from traveling. I actually
got it from a family member when I came home.
So I came home and I hugged the family member
that ended up being positive. I didn't know he was positive.
He didn't know he was positive, so when he went
to get tested, I was like, oh, and I got

(04:50):
tested last night. And that's what it was like. Um, show. Yeah,
with your pinky up that shade. I'm an a Shawnty fan,

(05:11):
I'm a Keisha co fan. I don't really think that
Ashaunty was scared, or maybe at least I don't want
to believe that she was scared. I don't want to
believe my girl was scared. She just wasn't ready. Maybe
she just wasn't ready, or maybe she really got COVID. Well,
I don't think she's lying about the COVID. I don't
think she's lying about that. I'm actually the part would

(05:34):
she'd be lying about that when she got it like that,
I'm joking. I really think she did catch it, and
that's a legit reason why it didn't happen. However, mine's
doing inquire that it's a possibility that she wasn't real.

(05:56):
That's all I'm gonna saying, of course, but you know,
all jokes inside, I that she takes care of herself,
and I hope she gets to because coronavirus is very
very real. Rescheduled right, yes, its rescheduled for January nine.
January nine, But wait, wait, wait, do we have instrumentals
playing in the background of our show? Because you put

(06:18):
on the West Coast vines real quick because U short
in Efty, I'm wanting to watch that. I ain't a
cap legend. It's legendary for sure. Yes, legendary battle about
to go down. Yeah, yar okay, already know we got
the legendary Efty and too Short about to tear the

(06:40):
house down this Saturday a p m. Eastern time. You
know what I'm saying, five o'clock daytime. It's about to
go digital, yo, It's about to be big for Bay
Area twenty. You know, too Short is Kamala Harris, our
vice president's favorite rapper. You have to she from the West,

(07:01):
from the Bay baby. So yeah, that's all right. Well,
let's let's move to the A real quid to the
A slash east side NYC. Cardi B buys Offset. Let
me read this correctly. The new Lamborghini Aventa door right
eventa door, my bad Lamborghini inventa door s VJ for

(07:24):
his tween nine birthday, Happy birthday, Offset. I think it
was a dope gesture. They always buying each other cars.
I'm trying to figure think it was a dope gesture.
Don't minimize it to a dope gesture. Just trying to
figure out what you do with all these cars. Guys
like it is a lot of cars. He's gonna buy
her a car for her birthday, baby with the baby

(07:46):
c It's like cars. That's what they like though. You
know what door door, Yeah, that's when they like. Put
that comment on the screen. It has Cardi b GPS
on it. Cardi B GPS. Oh my gods, that was
funny for somebody in the comments. But uh, it's equipped

(08:11):
fully equipped with I'm actually getting a shout out. I'm
gonna getting a shot out right now on the ball
Alert show. You know, with all the infidelities, alleged infidelities
that's going on, Rory is saying in the comments, somebody
said one Brian Dexter said, fully equipped with Cardi GPS.
Lord have Marcy listen. You gotta do what you gotta do.

(08:34):
Six Anna around on me in the car. I'm they're
doing well. They're doing well. They're happy and that's all
that matters. They're young and rich, they're working on their relationship.
It seems like it's working and good for them and

(08:54):
let them do them. You know what I'm saying. Unfortunate
thing about the unfortunate thing about celebrities is that they're good.
Their highs and lows play out um through the public eye,
you know, and it's it's horrible and people are judging
and stuff like that. But they're gonna do what they're
gonna do and all seriousness. Uh sad news. Jamie Foxx

(09:17):
opens up about the abrupt death of his sister um
DeAndre Dixon. Yeah, he was on extra with uh Rachel
Lindsay and he spoke about um his movie that's coming
out on Christmas, the Disney and Pixar movie Soul. And
she actually asked about his late sister and he said this,

(09:37):
when I tell you it means the world. Man. That
was That was my baby and that's my father's babe,
my sister's sister, who we just thought was just a
l little DeAndre Dixon. If you go back and watch
the Blame It on the Alcohol video, she was a
premier dancer on there. There's not a time she wouldn't
be at my house and my parties that I would throw.
Will go with me and light the world on fire.

(09:59):
IM remember one time a coup. A few times Chris
Brown would just stopped by and announced and just go
in and just dance with my sister because she loved
to dance. So all those little all those little things
we will remember and would continuously remember her in a
joyous way. Yeah. I've never lost a sibling, but I

(10:22):
couldn't imagine. It's tough, you know, Um, definitely tough thing
to experience. So um prayers and thoughts to Jamie Fox. Yeah,
the entire family definitely sending them love and light and
hoping that they can come together some kind of way
in these crazy times and and find peace and enjoy
in her memory. Alright, moving on, all right along and uh,

(10:46):
and you shouldn't have said this too soon news to
Nash with the pre New Year's celebration tweet. Made it
through without getting sick and without getting pregnant. I wanted,
I hope you ain't let nobody shoot the club up
because you got about what got a couple of weeks.
Don't know to estimate baby Toronto cats both at the

(11:10):
same time. I hope Lord Havers, I don't wish that
on anybody shoot the club up. What my dog Trouble said,
the big guy has a good way of humbling us
before we speak too soon. They don't do that, so
We're gonna keep our eye out onto Nashi until January one.

(11:34):
See if anything changes, give her the ship. Okay, And
we don't know what one guy, we don't know. It
don't look like it's gonna be that much different. At
least that don't look like it's gonna start much different.
We were in a new time warp. I won't be
surprised if we start seeing Aliens arrived soon or Aliens, Superman,

(11:58):
Avengers Man all that. The only reason the Aliens aren't
here is because they don't funk with us. They don't
like us, like we were not ready for them. Okay,
trust me, like they would be here if they wanted
to be here. They look at us and they're like,
y'all see it's like no, let's go back to Mars. Okay,

(12:20):
moving right along. Michael Jackson, the state wins an appeal
in the HBO Leaving Neverland lawsuit. I would like to
say that's a that's a win, um, But you know,
if you are Michael Jackson fan, I wouldn't want to
want to uh influence you to watch that. That would
make you a little angry. I'm just letting you do know.

(12:42):
One thing I would say to is like, this isn't
as popular as the actual documentary was. It's never a
popular win. You win after Oh my god, never never.
You're absolutely right, You're right about that. So I mean it,
it would be considered, you know, a victory because an

(13:04):
appeals court did rule that the estate can pursue arbitration
in the lawsuits. So basically, um, you know. HBO responded,
saying that they felt that the Jackson estate was trying
to silence, you know, sexual abuse victims, and and that
that was their argument. But obviously the court's ruled in

(13:27):
the estate's favor, and like I said, they are now
able to at least continue to pursue the sup Speaking
of wine, a hundred million dollars now hold on the
one hundred ms. That's that's a lot of ms. He
got it. I mean, well he don't got to, nor more,
his estate got it. Like Michael Jackson one said, I'm
gonna live forever he is. He will because I still

(13:50):
I remember putting vasilines on a vassoline on the bottom
of my penny loafers when I was a kid. Si, you,
I am so sick you I didn't know that was
white sock Penny Loafer's white sox basseline on the bottom
of my shoes. And then you have the moves on
your curls, because you already got the curls. But did
you have it like you know long? Just add just
a little water, just a little water, little water. You

(14:11):
don't do much, right, don't speaking the winds. Joe Biden
has officially won the presidential Uh, come on, he is
officially the president of the United States. What the time
to be alive? I guess what the time? Yeah, he
secured the two hundred and seventy electoral votes, actually got
this today recount. I mean he got more than the

(14:35):
two hundred and seventy votes needed. He was well and
the three hundreds I think it was like three oh six. Listen,
we all know for sure right now? Okay, there has
been no finding of voter fraud, major voter fraud, not
enough fraud anywhere to overturn the election. However, Donald Trump
continued to tweet and say that there have been knowing

(15:00):
at his supporters, the Trumpsters are going to donate to
his cause, try to continue to fight for him and
give him money because this man is in hella debt.
Dr Trump owes a lot of money, and he's probably
really afraid of going to prison, which is where he
should go in my opinion. But his supporters, with absolutely

(15:23):
no fact, no evidence, no research, nothing to stand on,
continue to fight for this man by saying he is
the rightful president. He really won. This was rigged. They
stole the election. They're going out here burning black lives
minter signs at churches, I mean, and he's calling them

(15:43):
proud like crowd boys. That is what being proud of
of a democracy is supposed to look. Fight that like boy,
fuck you pack yo, she and go by you lost? Hey,
I don't have nothing further, great, great analogy. Donald Trump

(16:05):
is full of ship and he's doing things to keep
his name hot. Um. I foresee, if he gets through
all of that bullshit, Ei're going to give him another
television show. Um. That's about it. I think they've been
filming the whole time, right, guess what, Guess what if
they have been filming, aren't we gonna watch that it?

(16:35):
That would be the grand finale? Yeah no, but the
ratings will be through the roof if they've been filming.
Because you we have to we have to admit at
certain times before he became president, even funny as hell
with the things and his little shigan. You're fired, You're
fired all that ship. So I can only imagine how

(16:55):
he acted if they filmed him during the presidency. Let
me say, if all that, if they if they recorded
all that, and all that's on record, they need to
record these three hundred thousand deaths from his stupidity with
this coronavirus, because you know, um, but you know, luckily

(17:16):
the vaccinations are now here's been given out everybody. The
first one has been given out. And I keep telling y'all,
if it is required, are you going to take it?
Wait a minute, oct just said, luckily the vaccine came.
So you're you are excited about the vaccine. I'm not

(17:37):
excited about the vaccine. I'm not excited about COVID. However,
I am excited to get to get back to some
type of normalcy. I think, um, this will at the
expense of you turning into a monster, and asters we're
not going to turn into a monster or an alien.
And five years there's no chip in the vac scenes. No,

(18:03):
well we found to see because the shot. That's not
how it works in medicine. That's not what happens. We
have vaccines in US now from chicken, and we don't
know what that should have done to us. Okay, well,
we're about to see what it's gonna look like in

(18:23):
the future, because the shots have kicked off what will
become the largest vaccination effort in US history, one that
could finally conquer this outbreak. So a lot of people
have already started getting it, and um, we're gonna see
what happens to a progressive Like don't they want to
see the effects? They haven't tested it long enough? Like

(18:46):
why are they so pressed to get it into millions
of people so quickly? Test a bit out? If I
can answer that specifically, America makes so much money off
of the dollar and people working for the dollar. Uh,
And I think right now what's happening is all that unemployment,

(19:10):
all these p p P loans that are um up
in the air, that people will start from jail time
for all that stuff, and all these evictions, all these
pending evictions, all these things will start to uh dissipate
a little bit. Once your normal you know, you're normal
nine the five American can go back to work because

(19:33):
right now we have the highest unemployment rate and it's
not good. So I think, uh, you know your normal
and it goes down all the way to your mayors
of the local cities and stuff like that. I think
it's kind of tough on your normal, average day to
day person going to work, not going to work day cares.

(19:54):
All these little social distancing things that's happening. Certain schools.
You can't go to schools. All virtual learning, the virtue
and learning stuff is crazy. I know you don't have kids,
but I do. It is crazy. Little Bari is upstairs
right now. He's on his he should be on his
lunch break, should be don't know what, yeah, unless I

(20:16):
have to sit right next to him and to make sure.
Sometimes you know what I'm saying, and it's crazy. It's crazy.
I ain't gonna front it's crazy. So I think, uh,
getting back to normalcy, it's a goal. So I think
that's why they're I don't think they're being aggressive, but
I think that they're like, hey, y'all, look, we got
the vaccinate. We've got the vaccinations. This will help us

(20:36):
get back to normal. Check it out. We'll check it out.
They got two vaccines that you gotta take, so you
gotta take two shots for I'm lying. I'm lying, I'm lying.
I don't. By spring, everybody should be able to get
the vaccine. So maybe from now to spring, Sue, you

(20:58):
can see how oh it reacts on people, because that's
what I'm doing. I need some time. I needed to
marinate in the blood, get into your system. Well, you know,
we don't take much for our stuff to get into
your blood, you know, just like people. I'm awake because

(21:18):
twenty years from now, it's gonna be a commercial. Like
you said, did you take the coronavirus vaccine you may
be suffering from. Yeah, it's gonna be a lot of that.
Come in and get your livers and your liver and kidneys.
They goddamn dissolved. And we have a test tester right here. Sorry,

(21:39):
we'll do it live. Can we do it live? Can
you confirm it to that what I take when I
get the vaccine. I'll let you out know, get the vaccine,
do it, don't care? Okay, Yeah, let's do it, don't care.
I how about we do it in clubhouse. Actually, we'll

(22:00):
do it on a couple of clubhouse and also for
our loyal ball Alert show fans because we actually have
loyal listeners. We me suing Octavia could be just me
one day, it could be all three of us, could
be suing, might be Sue one day, it might be
Ottavia one day. We're gonna get on that Clubhouse app
and just start talking reckless. Follow our room right now

(22:21):
at ball Alert of course, on every platform. Make sure
y'all follow, because, like Rob said, he might just pop
up in there and do a bottom mail real quick,
you know, because I get a whole bunch of them. Yeah,
I get a whole bunch of Ballo mails and I
kind of go through it. So maybe, uh, maybe on
Tuesdays I'll do maybe we can do a live Baller

(22:42):
mail with the actual people. Oh, that's exactly why we
do Clubhouse for show, is what we should do. Y'all
stay tuned for that. You know what. But Georgia, our
Georgia listeners out there, and I'm talking to you. I
hope you're getting out there and early voting for these
runoffs because they have officially started. Okay, vote on one side.

(23:06):
You have John ass Off and Raphael Warnock on the
other side, which is how we don't want yer. Okay,
but when you got you well you got Kelly Leffler. Okay,
you got Kelly Leffler and David Purdue. We're not fans
of them, Okay, so we're trying to vote in John

(23:29):
as Saw and Reverend Rafael were not Okay, when we
vote them in, we will vote them in. We cannot
have come this far by getting gianted Biden, I'm damn
combined his first the last name, Bien and colet into
the White House, but not giving them the support that

(23:49):
they need on the back end. Know what's gonna happen
if they don't have the support on the back and
everything that they try to pass is going to get
shut down and we're going to get nowhere. Please go
vote again one more time. Well, I feel like I'm
feeling really good about this runoff election because Stacy Abram

(24:10):
was already bragging about having one point two million absentee
ballots already in UH for the Georgia runoff. She says,
we know from the numbers that we're in a good place.
One point two million absentee ballots have been requested thus far,
and she told that to CNN. She also goes on

(24:31):
to say that eighty five thousand of the applications are
from voters who did not vote in the general election,
which was the one we just had, and um that
they are disproportionately between the ages of eighteen and twenty
nine and disproportionately people of color. So let's fill out
these abs and tee ballots. If you have requested one,

(24:54):
let's fill them out and turn them in. The runoff
election has already started and we just wanted courage our
Georgia listeners to go out and vote for John ass
Off and Reverend Raffael were not. It's so dope that
the age group was between eighteen and I think twenty nine,
that you said that didn't vote the first time. That

(25:14):
is so powerful. What I really hope is that people
can continue to inspire, especially that age group, to get
involved in in politics to the degree that is necessary. Right,
everybody might not be a big political head, and that's okay,
but you need to understand how powerful you are in

(25:36):
the deciding factor of who we allow to run this country,
because they really work for us, and if you want
to see change, you really have to be a part
of that. Whether we truly believe that you know this,
that the US and the justice system was designed for
us or not. If this is the game they want
to play, if they want to say a vote, you

(25:57):
gotta vote the right people in. If you if you
want justice, if you just want to be free, you
gotta vote them. If that's the game that y'all want
to play, cool, let's vote the people in and give
them absolutely no excuse to continue to shoot on us
the way that they've been doing. Now, listen to that.
You said exactly what I was gonna say. And all
I'll say on top of what you said is I

(26:19):
just hope this inspires us in that age group to
continue to do that, to continue to vote, because now
you can see we we really made history. Georgia is
a blue state now, and it had a lot to
do with people voting for the first time and people
that are younger voting for the first time, people that
are younger researching and studying what's going on. And it's

(26:42):
important for y'all to as y'all get older, you'll understand
that this will really affect my life. As big as
this seems, sometimes, it will affect it all the way
down to the neighborhoods you live into, the parks that
live that are close by you to the taxes you
pay when you my house, when you buy a car,
all that stuff when you vote effects. So yeah, I

(27:04):
just wanted to say, you know, um, great job on
my new voters. It's a new it's a new day outside.
So I just want to encourage all of our Georgia
listeners go out to the post. Make your vote count.
We're voting for uh John ass Off and Raphael Warnock
to sit in the Senate so we can actually get
some things done with this new presidency of Joe Biden

(27:25):
and Kamala Harris. January five is the runoff election day.
Early voting has already started, so get out there, alright,
boller nation. Um let me give y'all a really quick
update on what is going on in Ethiopia, which is my,
uh my homeland. I am first generation American, but my

(27:48):
mother came from Ethiopia to Atlanta and she was pregnant
with me. So um, I had a really nice experience
of two different cultures. You know, I was really able,
unfortunate to experience how rich Ethiopian culture is. However, to
keep it one real, Ethiopia is no stranger to conflict,

(28:12):
whether it is civil issues or issues with the bordering
um Eritrea. It's no stranger to conflict whatsoever. Unfortunately, this
was a time where we thought the current Prime Minister
i'd be was really for unity. Uh. He actually got

(28:33):
a noble priest, a Nobel Peace Prize for resolving a
conflict between Ethiopia and Eritrea, which allowed for the borders
to open up, so the country had been well. Some
people were very excited about this, while others were skeptical.
Some people definitely were skeptical, skeptical of this from the beginning,

(28:53):
but again he wanted freaking Nobel Peace Prize for this.
Now this man has basically called civil war on his
own people. There has been a blackout of communications in
the region of Tigred, which is where my family is
from and is where my mother lives. She actually moved

(29:15):
back to Ethiopia a few years ago. UM and as
of today, as of right now, I haven't spoken to
her in forty plus days. UM. Absolutely no communication whatsoever.
The Prime ministers basically acting as a dictator and UM
for him to have the education that he has UM

(29:38):
in peace, uh, in in communications, he's not using it
because he wants to. He wants to hurt the region
of Siga as much as possible. UM. The reality is
there's a lot of history in Ethiopia that I'm not
going to be able to, you know, get everyone to

(30:00):
understand right now. But Tigrai and the rest of Ethiopia
have had conflict for years, and it's it's no secret
UM people have done wrong on all sides. I want
to make that absolutely clear, because there are so many
different UM cultures and and ethnic groups in Ethiopia, and

(30:23):
I don't want, you know, any group to feel as
if anything that they've gone through doesn't matter when I
say stopped war on TAG when anybody says that UM again,
Ethiopia has had a lot of conflicts and everyone has
been wrong on every side. And what I don't agree
with them, and what a lot of us are having
a hard time with is if you put into perspective,

(30:48):
the country is now on the genocide list, which means
that a lot of innocent people, civilians are dying. Uh.
There's no media coverage, There is no humanitarian aid that
has been able or allowed to come to the region.
So it is such a big humanitarian issue that is

(31:14):
not getting enough light. Uh. So I really need everyone
to please try to do your research. Um. Try to
just look at the hashtag stop for on two right
stop abb Um. You know you can go to buy
page on Instagram at underscores too solo A s U

(31:34):
s O l O, and I can direct you to
so many other pages but that have a lot of
help information. But we need help. There's a civil war
happening in Ethiopia, and I wish that I had a
better update than from you know, our last episode, but
the reality is not much has changed at all. There's
still no communication. There's that not much has changed. So

(31:57):
we need more voices. We need ally guys, uh, and
we need everyone to understand that this this is tragic.
It is tragic. I cannot even express to you, guys,
what it's like not being able to communicate in contact
your your mom or your family, and and knowing that

(32:21):
if they were in need, there's no aid anywhere near them.
You know, it's it's scary. So We're going to continue
to be hopeful and and I'm going to continue to
be Um. I'm going to try my best to continue
to stay uplifted and and keep the faith strong. Because

(32:44):
one thing I know about my mom and the entire
people of today is they are strong, they know how
to fight. So pretty soon I hope to have a
much better upsate for you guys on vol nation in.
But thank you for listening to uh Pray for Ethiopian.

(33:04):
I hope that you guys don't you're listening to the
Alert show Back to the Baller Alert Show Starry I,
T March, Ferrari Simmons, and Sue Solo. Okay, so we're
bad guys. And before we get into brawler mail, I
just have a funny story. It's Christmas and I just

(33:25):
got a cute little funny story real quick. So so
a six year old boy charges his mother's credit card
with sixteen thousand dollars worth of video games from an
Apple app. Oh hell no, sixteen thousand dollars. Now, worry.
I know you've got kids, Like, how would you feel
if one of your if your baby, we're just buying things.

(33:48):
You didn't even realize it. Well, it's actually happening as
we speak. My baby, as I pad, she has and um,
she has this minion um the little Minion racing Apple.
She slight jump down. She has to wait every fifteen
minutes before she can run it again. But if you

(34:10):
buy these bananas, um, you know you can race right away.
He's trying to do it, but I disabled it. So
if you don't disable it, UM, it will just you know,
if you put your credit card information in it. Right now,
my credit card information debit card is no, you can't
even buy anything, so um. And then that I require

(34:30):
a password. So if in the case that I did
it and then she tried to buy it, it will
still require a password. So what was going on probably
was man if they if they knew the password, or
if they just if it was automatic to rack it
up so fast. And I tell you a funny story.
I'll save you before Sue comes in. I didn't know

(34:52):
I had got my I got Chase, my three year old.
Uh a girl, because I know Chase can be boy
or girl. Uh iPad that has um uh you know,
there's one that's just WiFi and the other one you
can connect like as a phone. So it's got a
T and T on it. And I didn't know that

(35:13):
she knew how to turn on the A T and
T part. So we're in the car driving and she's
just streaming kids YouTube. No. Wow, my bill was a
hundred dollars. Oh my god, bill was eight hundred dollars
for wait, wait before before you go on, right, I
know you can feel the pain of this story. I

(35:33):
already know where this story is going. Let me tell
you real quick about Little George here. So it was
reported over the month that July, Little George bought tons
of add on boosters for his favorite video game, Sonic Forces.
While the booster started off at for red rings, yeah,
one dollar ninety nine for red rings, the product moved

(35:57):
up to nine point nine nine cents, so ninety nine
dollars and ninety nine cents for the gold rings, which
allowed him to access new characters and gain more speed.
All of this add right, so check it out. She
had a Chase Bank account, so this this card was
all going to her Chase account and so she assumed

(36:20):
that it was just fraud because she's seen all these
charges and she she you know, claimed that as fraud.
So she contacted Chase Bank and said, hey, I have
a charge of sixteen thousand, two hundred and ninety three dollars.
This can't be right. Um. In October, the investigation was
completed by Chase and they confirmed that the charges were
indeed hers, and that she needs to contact Apple, and

(36:44):
so Apple told her so look, Apple told her, Um, well,
you should have contacted us in sixty days because now
we can't do anything about it. So, uh, sixty days. No,
I'm gonna notice if a couple hundred dollars listening up
my damn account. You must be very wealthy to notice,
to not notice, I pull out motified dollars on my account,

(37:08):
I get a notification on my checks account. Well, now
she she has to deal with the debt. Um she's
forced to deal with the debt, and you know, it's
a whole pandemic. So there's really nothing anybody can do.
But if if I was hurt, I would have told
her last you help me. Parents, put a lock, required
a password on your kids iPad. Do not do not

(37:31):
put your payment information. Take it out of there. Take
it out. That is crazy. Parents, Man, you gotta pay attention.
I believe she was in real estate, so she probably
had a good little coin and didn't wasn't checking her statements,
Like who don't check their bank statements often? What you said,
she got a good little coin, that's what she got.

(37:53):
Listen now that that's what that's what's left after you
damn depleted the damn account. Listen what that that? That
ain't fun? Okay? But but what is fun? And funny
as hell? Did y'all hear the Christmas Carol version of
Throat Baby Baby? They held the throat Baby? I mean,

(38:15):
I was really crying, playing a real quick I'm gonna
just play a little snippet. Oh my god. You know

(38:36):
this kind of reminds me of um when the two
chain sound Good Drink and they had the choir singing
good Drink. Yeah, I remember that. I remember that. We
played it on the radio a little bit. Yeah, I
was fine. We will be right back with more of
the Bailer Alert Show. Message. Dear Rory, I'm sick and

(38:56):
tired of my baby day. We broke up since why
our child was three months old. He is now ten months.
He specifically set in our last convo if a female
calls me, I'm an answer and speak to him. I
wasn't trying to deal with that type of situation, so
we broke up. The only thing is I miss him.

(39:17):
He's a good dad, but I want him back. I
don't know how to change him into the man I
want him to be please help listen. Every baby m
uh you sound like you in the age range of
twenty to twenty seven. Okay, you don't miss him. You
missed the danger land girl. You miss him putting your

(39:39):
face in the pillow case. Okay, that's what you miss. Okay,
stop thinking you miss this man, and you're trying to
change this man to someone who you want him to be.
Good box and good food ain't enough for a man
to stay who don't want to stay. Baby. Okay, I'm
just letting you know some facts. We're gonna stay when

(40:00):
we want to stay. We're gonna change when we want
to change. When we get tired of line and do
all all that dumb ship that we do at the
and the at the young adolescents ages of our stupidity
and what we want to be straightforward and just be
truthful and listen to everything you're saying, pay all the bills,
and hold your hand and tell you how beautiful you

(40:22):
are ever in five minutes until we're ready to do that.
You have no power to change us into that person,
So don't do it no more. Stop. Okay. It's somebody
out there that will take care of you, treat you good,
take care of that boy too. As long as here
a good dad, let him be a good dad. Let
him see your son as much as possible, because sons

(40:43):
need their fathers. And if you find you a stand
up guy, your son's gonna be lucky enough to have
to stand up fathers. I know my two year old
has a dope ass stepdad. His name is Cory, and
I'm giving the shout out on battle up because he's
a good guy. She got two dads, So I think
you should do the same thing. And you know, maybe

(41:03):
you'll find a good guy that's going put your face
in the pillowcase to you know what I'm saying, look
around the butt hops area, and do all the things
that you could imagine he'll do, you know what I'm saying,
So just go forth and goddamn just do your thing.
Make sure you're good, get your credit score all the
way up, your fight co score and make sure you're
on point. Get you a nice car, get you a crib,

(41:24):
save your money, statue money, because I know y'all women
is smart when y'all do stuff like that. Okay, get
your get your bread all the way up, and make
make him have to step up his standards. You did so,
that's all I got to tell you. But I don't
think this is This sounds a little toxic to me.
I will go and get the hell on you did so. Yeah,

(41:44):
that's my advice straight like that, take us out there again.
How do we compete with that? I mean, I never
want to respond that. Listen, just well, I got thought

(42:05):
of the damn for words stress free, drama free. Have
you ever tried that lifestyle, y'all? Stress free drama free.
I'm just letting you know it is a perfect lifestyle
to take on and embody. When you wake up in
the morning, you just smile because you ain't even know bullshit.
You ain't even know drama. You don't worry about nobody
else business but your own. You wake up and you

(42:26):
just smile because you'd be like, damn, I ain't even
know bullshit. You know what I'm saying. You wake up,
you brush your teeth, you're just smiling. And that's the
people that you see. You know, Hey, how are you doing?
How's it going? You're good? I had cool? Yeah, yeah,
stress free, drama free? Okay, stay Nike free to Okay,
might might have to add that in the okay, so yeah,

(42:47):
stress free, drama free. I think you should embody that
take that lifestyle on because you in that mind. You
damn business too. It's a whole bunch of y'all that
be minded people business that don't got nothing to do
with you. Got damn you, goddamn Okay, I'm the business
that pays you. God damn y'all acting like y'all be
getting paid. If that's the case, you should come be

(43:08):
on the ball show with us, because it's that we
get paid to be in people business or to know
some business. You did what I'm saying, So if you
want to do something like that ship, you might as
well just start getting paid to do it, because doing
all that ship for free, doesn't it feel exhausting? No,
stretch free, drama free, stay that way, be that way.
Uh live it, love it, embody. Yeah, it's the ball

(43:33):
big See you next week. I can't get enough of
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