July 10, 2023 • 49 mins
Welcome to the Best Podcast Ever and your introduction to our hosts: Raven & Miranda. Married in eternal bliss and ready to bring that love to a podcast, every episode's topic is determined by a wheel - set to land on a random word that will navigate the show's entire discussion. And now we kick it off, alone with our trusted guides, as they decide who they don't want to live with, what it was like to share an apartment with Lindsay Lohan and which celebrity would make their ideal throuple. And why in the world does someone have to dress like a horse at their local Erewhon? Listen to find out the first word ever and join us at the start of The Best Podcast Ever!
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Speaker 1 (00:13):
What is up everybody? I am Raven Simonet and I'm Miranda.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
And you are listening to the best podcast ever with
Raven and Miranda. Welcome, everybody, Welcome.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
We're so excited.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
We're so excited to have you click on this and
listen to us. Whoa, It's gonna be a great day
for you.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
It's gonna be a great more than day because we
have many episodes. This is the beginning of a podcast journey.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Oh, this past journey is so epic. You guys, listen.
There's a lot of podcasts out there. Okay, you got
a whole bunch of people. You got people doing this,
you got scary ones, you got easy ones, you got healthcare.
Like listen. I understand making a choice is difficult, but
here's why you should listen to the best podcast ever.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Because it's the best.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
That's why, period. And you may ask why is it
the best. It's the best because my wife and I
have decided to talk about absolutely everything.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
And if you don't think we can do that, well
you're wrong. You're real wrong, honey.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Here's the deal. What happens during our podcast. Sometimes we
have guests, sometimes we don't, But in every single show,
we are going to be spinning a wheel, babe, and
there will be a text message that comes through on
our iPad of a word.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
We don't know this word, No, we don't. Our producer
curates the word and then he sends it to us
along with random facts and fun things, and we talk
about this word and we just see where the conversation goes.
And it's great. It's cool, it's exciting, it's new, it's fresh.
It's the best.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
And you may ask, why do we get such a
cool concept? Why do we get such a cool concept, babe?
You and me?
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Oh, because we're creative and we're smart, and we're unique.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
And we're married. We got married in twenty twenty during
the lockdown and.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
The lockdown, during the lockdown, I decided to lock you down.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Oh jokes.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Anyway, we have been married for three years and like
any smart couple, when you hit the three year mark,
you decide to start a podcast.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
And talk about it. We did. We're here. It's the
best podcast ever. We're going to be talking about everything
from I don't know.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Well, it's the random word generator, you know what I mean.
It's the random war generator that is in our producer's brain.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
It is in our producer's brain. But things so simple
as leaf, so complicated as mental health, so simple as farts,
so complicated as diarrhea.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
That was beautiful. As you can see, Raven has been
doing this type of stuff for a long time.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
I promise I won't go to Disney and y'all's ears.
But it's the first part you need.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
To know why. I was like, no, you can't go Disney.
This is this is the new you, babe, not the news.
It's the adult you. It's the you that doesn't have
to have a wand I D wow the wand I
D you.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Guys, remember that anyway, we're gonna be going through nostalgic things.
We're gonna be talking to some really fucking cool people.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
You got and you know why this is also the
best Why because it's just gonna be honest, honest, We're honest.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
This is a safe spirit.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
That's a fucking safe space.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
But what I mean why safe space has been used
too much in today's society. Honestly, I'm over it because
people are like, come talk to me, and there's like
seven cameras and with a seven million people watching, this
is a safe space, tell me what happened to you. Like, no,
I'm not telling you what happened to me in the
front of seven million people. I'm gonna hire a therapist
(03:53):
and tell that person that's a safe space. I paid
that person to shut the Well.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Here's the thing that's cool. This is kind of a
safe because it's just you and me and the mics,
and we don't know who's listening. Maybe nobody, maybe everybody.
Maybe my mama, Hey mom, Mom, she's for sure listening. Anyhow,
I want to tell you, guys, how this actually really
came to be. When we talk about honesty, I'm going
to drop some honesty. So Raven isn't really a podcast fan,
(04:26):
and I was like, Babes, podcast ing is where it's at.
I love a podcast. We listen to them when we
go on the road, and you love those.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
I love a true crime moment, honey, I love it.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Yeah, it's because it feels more like a book on tape.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Yeah, I love a book on tape because me and
my eyes we don't like to read it.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
But basically, I was like, Babes, I really think we
should do this. I think that we are cool and
fun and people might like listening to us. And I
also love the fact that Raven and I have very
different points of views on a lot of things, so
we have interest in conversations.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
And like a good husband, I said, sure, babes, whatever
you need.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
That's true. She said, whatever you need. But I was like,
you guys, come on, and we tried it with a
YouTube channel. It didn't really go, but I pitched the
podcast idea hard and then everything kind of fell into place,
like the universe, you know, if it's meant to be,
it's meant to be, and the universe was just like here,
you guys.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Go shut out Jensen and Danielle.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Yeah. Literally, at the Emmys, I was like, hey, Danielle,
can I talk to you for a second, because I
heard she had a podcast because a fan came up
to her, and then she was with her husband and
then he happened to be the producer. And it all
just worked the fuck out.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Exect for me because I didn't win an Emmy, but
I got this instead.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
You we could win the podcast version of the Emmy award.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Oh is there is there a name for that? Is
there a do we get awards in this field? Oh?
This vound me the best podcast. Never I'm trying to
give me a little bit warm.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Let's spin the wheel.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Oh, roommate, that's the word.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
The word is roommate. Such an interesting word, Such an
interesting word.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Okay, so first we got to wrap our brains around
the word. Roommate can mean so many things, right, So obviously, yeah,
I mean, obviously the first thing you think about is
what's up roomy, someone you might find on craigslist, someone
you might search for, you're in college type of thing.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
I totally think college. You think college, Yeah, I think
a college roommate for sure.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Funny because I did not go to college to have
a college roommate. So I'm thinking of like my bestie
because I was living in a house and I didn't
want to live by myself.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
How many roommates have you had?
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Oh my god, let's see. I had Lindsay, I had Carlicia,
I had do partners count because sometimes they just end
up a roommates Anyway, I probably had about five roommates
in my life.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Wait, okay, so you said Lindsay, yeah low Ham, Yeah right,
and that was where back in the day. I know
that was back in the day. But where did you
guys live?
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (07:17):
We lived at the Palazo across the street from the grove.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
A lot of people live there.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Oh, everybody, listen the Palazzo. I don't know if you
guys are from la but there's like a couple of
things that happened, so different generations come together and they're
like staples within the beginning of that generation. And the
first one was Archstone in the nineties. There was a
place on bar Ham.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Now, wait, where's the place that you lived that Josh
Peck lift lived.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
That's called that was. That was after so Dakota Fanning,
myself and ninety eight degrees we all lived in Archstone together, okay.
And then after that we moved to another place off
of Ventura, and that's where bat two qu myself and
Josh Peck lived. And I forgot the name of that,
but that's on Ventura. Anyway.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
I remember talking to Josh about that because he was like,
everyone lived there.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
I think it was the arch doone? Actually, actually, no,
it was it was it was the Archtone.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
We should have Josh on the podcast and ask him
about it.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
That's exactly what happens. And then after that, you know,
got into my olden days and got a couple of roommates.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Tell me what days, my olden days.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
My golden years, my whole years, also known as the
golden years.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
So not familiar with that. The whole years, I mean
the whole years, but the olden days.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Well those were old times. I'm different, I'm reformed, and.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Then I got into my olden dates that through me.
How many roommates have I had? Okay, Well, do you
count treatment?
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Yes, we definitely count treatment. Okay, please tell them what
do you mean by treatment?
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Well, I went to it not once, but twice. And
when you go to treatment, you get a roommate. So
I think that was the first time I ever had
a roommate.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Okay, cue, So I've had let's.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
See one roommate there, But then I had housemates. That's different, right, Well.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
No, because the housemaid is just because you're living in
a house, they're still roommates. Or are you considering room? No, listen,
just keep going.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Okay, So I had that roommate experience, that roommate experience.
Does camp count? I never I didn't really ever have
the experience of like, hi, friend, high friend, do you
want to apartment hunt together in LA and live together?
Let's do it. I always like I had treatment roommates
(09:38):
that wasn't a choice.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
What kind of treatment was it?
Speaker 1 (09:41):
I had a buddy. Oh that's for another podcast. You
guys are just getting to know me. I can't spill
all my beans right up front, even though I am
for the open book. No, they pinto honey.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Well that's what happened to me and lindsay, Like we
did a photo shoot together. We like chilled. We had
a good convo, and I was like, I'm moving out
of my parents' home. Do you want to be a roommate?
She was like for sure, She's I don't know what
she said after that, actually, but it ultimately ended up
as yes, and me and her mom were good. And
you might ask, how did I get to her mom? Well,
(10:15):
she was never there. I really just talked to her
mom to make sure that the rent was paid. It
was like a really expensive closet for her, and I
appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
That's kind of a sweet deal in a way. Yeah,
because to yeah, you like get your own space and
then you just have somebody paying half the rent. Awesome
songs kind of like what parents do. Not all parents,
not all parents, but like I'm saying, like I could
see a parent being like, Okay, you want to go
live on your own, I'll pay half the rent. You
(10:45):
pay half the rent, but you get your own space.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
That's kind of cool. If you could have any roommate, babe,
who would it be in the celebrity world that we
can like all look up and be like, oh my god,
I would totally like to be roommates.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Oh hilarious, celebrity world roommate.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
God, here's the deal? Why she wants? God? Everyone?
Speaker 1 (11:07):
I'm just no, no, here's the deal. In my head,
I'm like, you know me.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Because you know I know you. They don't I know.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
And I'm saying, you know me, and you know what
I am like to live with, and you know I
am particular. So I'm going through celebrities and I'm like,
maybe Howie Mandel, Like I don't know somebody. Why Howie?
Because I want somebody who is germaphobic and OCD so
I know my place will be clean, the shoes won't
(11:35):
be worn, the dishes won't be left. Like does he
fall into those lines? I don't know. I want somebody
who is quiet, private but also down to like maybe
sit on our mutual couch area. And watch a show
on occasion. It's sounding a lot like a marriage. When
I'm looking for to be honest.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
I was about to say other than the clean dishes,
even because I try to clean the dishes, but then
she like, like, here's what. I have a roommate right now,
and her name is Miranda, also known as my wife,
and she says that she likes plain dishes, but what
she really wants is for someone to rinse it off
so that she puts it in the dishwasher because I
have put babes. Have you noticed that I will finds
(12:17):
off my bowl put it with the other bowls. But
then she comes right behind me and like moves it
because it's not in the right space. And I know,
I know, we have a sucky dishwasher. It doesn't clean. Well, like,
that's all the excuses, But what I really think it is.
I think it's control. I think if she doesn't put
it in there, then it's not going to clean.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
Well pause, pause, pause, Yeah, I'm like clicking my tongue.
You're not wrong, and you're also not right.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Oh that's the answer for marriage. You're not wrong, but
you're not within whatever.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Well, actually, you are really correct here's the deal. Here's
the deal. The dishwasher does obsolet suck. It's also really small,
so it's like this puzzle piece thing. But here's the
interesting thing about you. You like to load the dishwasher
in very interesting ways. In my opinion, it's kind of
just like a throw it all in there. No, it's
(13:14):
not leave a fork piercing through the basket all that.
It is just interesting, but it's not. It's fine. It
works out because the dishes get clean at the end
of the day. But what I'd really actually like to
know is who you'd pick for a remate.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Oh, who would I pick.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
In the celebrity world?
Speaker 2 (13:30):
In the celebrity world, Okay, I would choose Okay, it
has to be someone with money because I would like
a nice place.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Amen.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
It would have to be somebody with similar taste in
design because I like a whole bunch of shit. It
would have to be someone that likes to go out
so that I'm a left alone sometimes, but then I
can also go out as well. And then definitely shouldn't
be anybody even attracted to, because then it would turn
(14:01):
into a relationship if I wasn't married. Do you know
what I mean, have you ever had those roommates, those
roommates where you're like, oh, roomy, oh no.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
But I also don't have sex with all my friends.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Who said, who does that?
Speaker 1 (14:18):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
I don't know who does that? Who are you talking about?
Just to know who are you talking about? Just people
in general, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
I've heard that some people like to do that.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
That's when I heard that too, anyway, So.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
It's a safe space.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
It's a safe space. I would like to choose like
a you know what, it's Salba. Yeah, but he's big.
I think he takes up a lot of.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
You're big too, babe, you have big you guys? Would
you guys would compliment each other on the mutual couch
because you guys would both need the same size couch?
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Yeah? Because interesting, I was gonna go with the man
from Bear. I was gonna go with the dude from Bear.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
I'm sorry, Jeremy Allen White.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
I'm sorry, you know his Yeah, just because I want
to say, like, what up, chef? As he goes to
work and I feel like he's at work all the time.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
I want to live with you guys too, know you
know what? That would turn into real fast. I'm afraid
Miranda being open to the idea of what a polyamorous
relationship looks like for the first time in her fucking life.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
Really, you think he's cute?
Speaker 1 (15:21):
Oh my god, lip Well, lip was adorable chef fuck
yes and funny. You should bring him up because this
morning I was literally listening to him and Jennifer Coolidge
talking to each other on the Variety like actors on
actors thing love him. He has such a great charisma.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
He has a great charisma. I'm not attracted to him,
but I think he's cool. Like I go party with him,
you know what I mean, Like I'd go have a
good time with him. Also, I would like to go
live with Ludacris, just.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Because Luda Luda.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Like I would love to live with Luda, just because
sometimes i'd be down for the cause and I know
he'd be down anyway. Roommate, babe, here's what I don't
like about roommates. When they're late on the rent. I
can't handle it. It is absolutely irritating. Do you fire
your roommate on first fuck up?
Speaker 1 (16:15):
No? I think no not. And here's the deal. I
guess it's so different, right, Like, are you living with
somebody that is your friend or are you living with
somebody that is your Craigslist person. It depends it's not
really you know what I mean. Yeah, because then it's
like if it's a friend and you understand them more
and you get that they're like working here and there
(16:35):
and they're a little bit late than okay. But if
it's a person you don't really know, then I think
I'd probably be a little bit more like strict with it.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
Yeah, I think that there are rules that have to
be set when you have a roommate. One rent needs
to come two days before it's due, just so that
we don't have a problem, because I'm not trying to
get kicked out. Two, keep your shit in your area,
you know what I mean. And then there's like communal
area and kitchen. I honestly like there should be apartments.
(17:05):
I kind of like the Asian style apartments where there's
no main kitchen. There's no like stove or anything. Like
if you like to cook on cast iron, you have
your section for it, and I have my section for it,
and you bring out one of those like buns and
burner type situations, like when you have a roommate that one.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
You don't know.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
It gets muddy if you have a bestie, Like I
live on my bestie in New York, Carlicia Leviger, and
she was in her area, I was in my area.
I had more furniture than her, but she was like
down for the cause too, and we knew how to
live together. I think having roommates is actually a really
good thing to like practice marriage. Yes, do you see
(17:43):
how I got there?
Speaker 1 (17:43):
I see how you got there. But also I know
I do I see how you got there. But I
also think that living with somebody, like living with the bestie,
can be dangerous because it can show you. It's kind
of like traveling with a friend. It changes the relationship
because you see your friend and you experience them in
different ways. So like if you and your best friend
(18:04):
move in together and you're clean and your best friend
is a mess, you will start judging that person.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
You will start having I'm judging them to begin with.
I don't give whether they messy or not. You gen
judged immediately.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Yeah, but when it's in your space too, like it's
it's a thing, you know, his relationship roommate dynamic. I
love remember that show that we watched recently, helped me out. Babes.
It's the lesbians George and.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
May, George and May, and they have.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
That wacky wacka doo guy that they met in Chrislist.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
I don't remember the name of it, but it was
a next Netflix film. It's Elliott Page's partner, I believe,
and they have a show and they have like a
meeting all of us. No, no, it's not all of us,
but yes, I liked that roommate dynamic before. Did you
know that in two any?
Speaker 1 (18:49):
Oh? Wait, wait, wait it's called feel good?
Speaker 2 (18:52):
Oh feel good because it did feel good?
Speaker 1 (18:54):
And I think that we just got a fact oh
des sent to us through our alright, i'd buyer producer.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
Babes tell us our factors affect Colon in twenty twenty
two Comma. According to the Apartment Guide, while sixty percent
of roommates know each other before moving in together, five
percent met over Craigslist. That is so listen, so dangerous,
you guys, I had a Craigslist moment. Can I explain
my Craigslist moment? Yes, I went on Craigslist. I was
(19:24):
with another partner at the time, and I was moving
to San Francisco, and I looked on Craigslist for an
apartment and booked it. Did everything, got to San France.
It was an abandoned building. It was an abandoned building.
I didn't have any place to stay. We had to
stay in a hostel. There were bed bugs in that hostel.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
And why would you stay in a hostel instead of
a hotel?
Speaker 2 (19:46):
Because I was technically on a budget. I was doing
this like you guys, listen, Oh oh my god, I
just had something on my shoulder and she just smacked
me and it scared the crap out of me. Anyway,
I was on a budget, babes, And sometimes when you're
on a budget, you gotta like live by that budget,
even if you have money. I like to, I like to,
you know, play with the systems.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
Did people recognize you in the hostel where they like,
whoa raving simone hard times? No, she's really crashed since
her day is living in the palazzo with Lindsay lowhand.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
No, No they did not. And I was such a
good hostile roommate.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
How many roommates did you have with that? And isn't
it like ten people?
Speaker 2 (20:25):
Yeah, to like two rooms. I'm just playing in one bathroom.
But yeah, it was kind of like that. Here's why
I was such a good roommate because I brought my
own water and bucket and baby wipes, and I did
not go in that bathroom.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
Sorry, bucket, bucket.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
I brought a bucket. Two.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
You were going to the bathroom in a bucket?
Speaker 2 (20:43):
No? No, I didn't say that it was in a bedroom.
I said, I brought a bucket and some water. What
happened in the baby wipes and baby wives. What happened was,
you know, bucket is like brushing teeth, water, washing face,
discarded water, and then baby wipes, you know, clean up
a little bit. I'm not trying to go in it up.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
It is so weirdy to go to the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
I squatted on top of the toilet. I did you know,
good squat. I think that when you have a roommate,
you should have separate interesting choices. You should see the
disgust on her face. I do. I think as roommates
we should have separ bathrooms because I like to sit
all the way on the toilet, and sometimes if I
don't know that ass, I don't want my ass on
that ass.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
I don't sit on any public toilets. I know.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
I've watched.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
Yeah, it kind of great. It's a thing I fully
squat and you and I have separate bathrooms, and I
love it. I love it. I love it because your
bathroom is so dirty right now. It's such a thing
for you though, Oh I love it. It is your office, yes,
you have. There's two ecosystem. There's like a whole situation,
like the clothes go in a certain pile. Like Raven
(21:50):
has a hamper that I have put in her bathroom,
but she likes to put all of her dirty clothes
right next to the hamper instead of inside the hamper.
It's really fun. And then I go entirely true. Well,
then I go in and I put everything in the hamper,
and then I take it down to the laundry. And
that's you.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
And that's why my white's like a little dingy, because
what actually is happening is that one hampers for colors
and one hampers for grays and blacks, and so when
you put it all together, like my Gucci.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
You make gray, and it's beautiful because white and black.
You don't want to live in the black and white zone.
You want to live in the gray zone, because that's
where balance is. So you're welcome.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
Thank you, babes. You know what you never asked me?
Speaker 1 (22:29):
There are so many things. Let me guess. Wait, wait, wait,
let me have a psychic moment. I think the thing
that I never asked you that you want me to
ask you right now is Okay, I'm looking into your eyes.
I'm looking.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
I'm sure santimentalist book, keep going.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
Oh, I know. The question you want me to ask
you is who would be a bad roommate? Am I wrong?
Or am I right?
Speaker 2 (22:51):
Kind of wrong but also not right?
Speaker 1 (22:54):
That's the success. That's the key to marriage, obviously, because
I said you were wrong both times?
Speaker 2 (23:00):
No waves. I wanted you to ask me who my
thruttle would be?
Speaker 1 (23:04):
Oh shit, okay, who would your thrumble? I don't really
want to know the answer to that question, to be honest,
but who would be your thrule? Oh?
Speaker 2 (23:11):
She doesn't even want to know.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
I actually, I'm now I'm curious. Who would it be?
Speaker 2 (23:15):
No, no, you didn't even want to know. It's okay,
I'll just live with you and Jeremy and go live
in my own thrutle somewhere else. It would be you
would You're never gonna guess this so it doesn't even matter.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
Is it someone famous and it's a female obviously?
Speaker 2 (23:37):
Mmmm, you're the only one over here still having come out.
So you're the only one here that's still halfway in
the closet. M. She's not, She's all the way out.
You guys.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
Wait, I'm really trying to think you'll never guess it,
like Julianne Moore.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
No, that was a couple of years ago.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
But no, I don't know somebody with big tits.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (24:01):
Am I that shallow?
Speaker 2 (24:02):
No?
Speaker 1 (24:03):
You just talk about how much you love tits all
the time. I guess how much I love tits all
the time. I never talk about how much I love it.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
You like, just talk about how I anyway, Wait, come on,
who would be your threatble? You got to say, so,
here's my roommate. It would be my wife, Miranda Handful,
and it would be Cassie.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
I've been waiting so long.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
I'm hit at any YU.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
Give a crush on Cassie. Oh my god, that's so surprising,
just because I've ever because you've never said anything.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
You never asked me. I asked you, what's the question?
You never asked? So, Cassie is your hall pass? I
get a hall pass.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
You know what that means, right, Yeah, I'm saying that
that's who you'd want your hall pass with.
Speaker 3 (24:49):
Yes, yes, it is Wow.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
Learning something new is cool. I just made up a
song because she's looking at me like she wants to
eat Passie's whole face and body.
Speaker 3 (25:05):
I could do that.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
Roommates, back to roommates.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
So can you answer the question now that I originally asked,
which was who would be a bad roommate in your mind? Oh?
Speaker 2 (25:15):
You know who would be a bad, bad roommate.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
Bad bad romance?
Speaker 2 (25:20):
Who I would choose? Lady Gaga? I would say, Lady
Gaga would be a bad roommate. You may ask Raven
why too many costumes, so many clothes, so many wigs?
Speaker 1 (25:33):
Late night, just every railings at the piano.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
You know what I mean? Like I do not want
to hear pianos wrong keys.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
No, like three o'clock in the morning, and she'd just
be like ha, and it would be kind of cool.
But at the same time, you were like, I haven't
slept in ten days and we probably just blew out
everyone's ears.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
Where I honestly I do not want to stay with
Lady Gaga. Let me just watch her from Afar.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
You know who I don't want to live with.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
Who don't you want to live with?
Speaker 1 (26:02):
Babe? I don't want to live with Joaquin Phoenix at all.
I just don't.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
I just feel like talking fucking random's.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
But why, oh my god?
Speaker 2 (26:15):
Because and you would just imagine getting ready for all
of his roles.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
That's what I'm saying that, That is literally what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
And then I can just you trying to brush your
teeth and he's behind.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
You, like as the fucking Joker, like I have got
I'm evicting myself immediately.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
You know what, I'm not going to pay this month's rent.
I'm going to leave.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
Here is your like, remember didn't he like put his
mom in the fridge and the Joker?
Speaker 2 (26:47):
I didn't. I fell asleep on that movie, babe, as
a good roommate.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
I don't think you fell asleep on it.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
No, I didn't.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
That sounds so incorrect.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
Yeah, I took a DVD and I fell asleep on it.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
But you saved it. You brought that back reilth Yeah, anyway,
walking Phoenix, I'd be like, no, man, we can't wait.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
Okay, So here's my question about a roommate. Right, do
you just keep a roommate inside the house or do
you do activities with that roommate?
Speaker 1 (27:10):
Right? I like, how right? Just like you just like
have one in the closet and then you bring it
out on special occasions and then you put it back.
I mean, can you cross that line?
Speaker 2 (27:22):
Can you cross that line? But I mean seriously, like,
is there a line that shouldn't be crossed for a roommate? Obviously,
relationships is a line that's crossed and kind of gets
a little murky bringing them to see your parents? You know,
how do you feel like, Okay, let's say, for instance,
you got on Craigslist and you're like, I have a roommate,
I'm in a roommate, I got a relationship. Would you
go to dinner with that person like every Friday?
Speaker 1 (27:45):
No. I think that that creates a pressure and an
expectation that you might not want to have to uphold
in your house. That's that's that's pushing a boundary in someone.
But I guess it's like each roommate gets to write
their own rules, right, yeah, or each roommate relationship gets
to create what works for them. I think it's nice
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to like your roommate and have a friendly relationship with
your roommate if you're not already best friends or friends
who are choosing to do this together.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
So being that you chose me to be your life roommate,
what's like one of the worst things I do that
you can say in this unsafe safe space.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
The Okay, it's the farting. It is. It's the farting.
It's the farting like at all times. It's just it's
like we're sitting in the middle of a show and
you're sitting on the piece of furniture that I just
bought that's like brand new, and we'll be or how
long am I supposed to hold?
Speaker 2 (28:48):
How long is the furniture no longer brand new? And
when can I release my part on it?
Speaker 1 (28:52):
Just like at least give me a week. And here's
the deal too, about the way you fart is We'll
be like in the middle of a conversation, just talking,
and then you'll just fart, and then you'll make a
face that's like like a guilty dog, you know when
dogs like eat the rotisserie chicken and then you look
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at them and you're like, buddy, did you do this?
And they just have those eyes and then they know
and their tail cat Raven has the same body language
as that dog, and she just looks at you like
what I didn't but I did, and then just keeps talking,
and I'm like, what the hell? And here's the deal
to Babes. I love you so much, but you eat
a lot of fermented food, a lot of Korean It's strong,
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it lingers. It's just it's the worst thing. What's the
worst thing I do?
Speaker 2 (29:40):
Oh, the worst thing you do is a roommate that
I can say in this unsafe, safe space, Oh, I'm.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
Gonna tell you you can be honest, I can handle it.
I know you can.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
And I'm about to tell you. I don't think I've
ever told you this before, but I think you know it.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
Say, oh God.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
What happens is between probably five o'clock in the afternoon
till ten, there's always this really loud ting ting ting ting, ting, ting, ting,
ting ting ting, and I just have to just turn
my television up and know that Babes is making purple
and all her peanut butter stuff because she likes to
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throw her metal spoon against her ceramic things and just
never use her finger to get it off like, and
then she'll tap her plastic bucket and I can hear
it on the third level.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
Why did you give me five a five hour window?
Speaker 2 (30:34):
Because it's start. That's how long it feels. It feels
like it lasts for five hours.
Speaker 1 (30:40):
I also think people should know this about you as
they continue to get to get to know us better.
Raven has no concept of time, none, none.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
Can if it's summer, I'm like, I don't.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
Even know what And here's my theory. This is what
I've I've said to her. I was like, because of
your childhood experience growing up on a set, it's a
very interesting.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
Yeah, up in a black box like Las Vegas, and
I don't know when daytime or nice exact. But that
doesn't that doesn't negate the fact that you ting ting
and don't tunk all night long.
Speaker 1 (31:09):
Okay, I don't. I don't ting ting and thunk thunk
all night long, as cool as that might sound. In
my honky tonk kitchen, what I do do is cook.
You do do. What I do do is cook, and
I don't use my finger. And my roommate Howie Mandel
would probably understand because that's based around germophobia.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
They were also wooden spoon because the metal to ceramic
it reverberates babes.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
Okay, I try sometimes to be conscious, but I also
I hear you. I'm sorry. I'll work on it, and.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
I'll work on my farts, even though South Park Along
Time told me that if I hold in my farts
it's deadly to me. But I'll work on it. Can
I burp instead?
Speaker 1 (31:52):
It probably will come.
Speaker 3 (31:53):
Up that way?
Speaker 2 (31:54):
Yeah, you're right.
Speaker 3 (31:54):
Oh interesting, Hey, we just got.
Speaker 2 (32:05):
A new fact.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
Boom boom. You want to read it?
Speaker 2 (32:08):
No, it's your turn.
Speaker 3 (32:09):
No, I'll do it.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
Fact when there's tension, seventy one point five percent of
roommates talk it out in person, and thirteen point nine
percent of roommate slash housemates failed to discuss issues at all.
That sounds like marriage.
Speaker 1 (32:24):
Loving marriage, And that was from an apartment guide. That's interesting.
I would really be disturbed if I had a roommate
and there was an issue and then they just emailed me.
That would piss me the fuck off.
Speaker 2 (32:42):
That's home. That's passing the grissve ass put like that
was not hilarious.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
Walking Phoenix sends me an email and he's like, hey, Miranda,
I'm really pissed because I left some lipstick in the
in the bathroom and I can't find it. I'm like, yeah,
I threw that shit away, Like that would be the exchange,
and I'd be like, why could you just walk down
the hall and tell me that.
Speaker 2 (33:05):
Woaque be in your roommate is just I need to
have a picture of you and him slash.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
Joaquin Phoenix would email me something like my like my
pack of Indian spirit, or like maul Burley, what does
he smoke? He smoked something like I he probably smokes betes.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
Can I can I say something? Though? Yeah, now I'm
thirty seven years old, you're thirty five. We have grown
up on the same television ish and one of the
first shows that I remember watching was The Real World
and talk about fucking roommates, like let's talk about the
history of television roommates and like tension on that show,
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Like I learned how to communicate because of the fact
that they didn't or did sometimes they did very well.
But I can only I can only imagine like that
show with you and Joaquin, myself and Cassie, Like what
a reality that you show? That would be?
Speaker 1 (34:03):
I am just nodding because so many things, so many things.
It would either be you, like consistently trying to pursue
Cassie and then me just trying to probably kill everyone
because or just leaving like I have to go anyway.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
But right, like the real world was like one of
the original roommate shows.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
But you know what, here's the deal. All of those
reality shows now that you got me thinking about it,
like The Bachelor, anything where you have to pick up
and leave your essentially going into a roommate scenario.
Speaker 2 (34:39):
Yes, and remember the Bad Girls Club. Those were bad roommates, honey.
There were underwear and thongs everywhere in that house. Babes
would have a conniption. She would not be able to
live in the real world, I mean the Uh.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
I also would never want to do a show like that.
And I've also never been drawn to the like sorority
girl culture or living in a space like that.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
Yeah, I would have.
Speaker 1 (35:04):
Yeah a thousand and one. Cassie's just runnering around yelling
Kappa Gamma Phi in little skirts. She loves a skirt. Sorry,
I never wear them anyway. How did we end up aired?
Is the question? Uh?
Speaker 2 (35:20):
Because we'd like to travel and as permanent life roommates.
Do you like traveling with your roommate.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
My roommate being you, Yeah, sure, let's let's.
Speaker 2 (35:31):
Start there and then we can talk about wakin.
Speaker 1 (35:34):
I do like traveling with you. What do you think
makes someone a good travel partner?
Speaker 2 (35:39):
Oh, what I think makes someone a good travel partner
is someone who knows what they want to do, who's
down for adventure, who is down to not really backpack
in the sense of like Granola backpacking, but knowing that
every place might not end up in a five star hotel,
and being down for the subway. Like That's what I
love about Europe and going on trips with people is
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like you can actually take the tube everywhere and you
don't have to fly here in America, it's like I
want to get in a car and go, but as
a roommate slash my love my wife. Like one of
the reasons I loved you long time ago, I called
you the best co pilot because when we would go
on trips together, you had the map, you knew what
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was up, you knew how the place worked. Before I
packed a suitcase the way you liked.
Speaker 3 (36:27):
Oh my god, you know how important it listens packing.
Speaker 1 (36:31):
My wife, packing my wife. Everyone has such a thing.
The biggest thing around how a suitcase is packed.
Speaker 2 (36:38):
It's so bad, you guys, I could talk an entire
thirty minutes about how important it is to organize your
suitcase appropriately.
Speaker 1 (36:47):
See, everyone has their things, But the dishwasher is to me,
the suitcase is to you. It's called one to one,
one to one.
Speaker 3 (36:55):
You should know that.
Speaker 2 (36:55):
In our marriage, we like to say one to one,
slash fifty to fifty. I open the door to the cabinet,
she closes it.
Speaker 1 (37:03):
Yeah, that's what we had to start.
Speaker 2 (37:05):
Here's a here's a tip, pro tip pro tip.
Speaker 1 (37:07):
When you have a partner or a roommate who does
things that really irritate you, like for me, a wife
who likes to open drawers and not close them, you
just make it a fun game. You just call it
the fifty to fifty game, and you're like, you open it,
I close it. Yay.
Speaker 2 (37:24):
Everyone plays start.
Speaker 1 (37:25):
Yeah, you pee, but don't flush, so I flush wooo,
Like it's really great. And then eventually it's literally though,
it's like it's it's incredible to me. Like Raven wants
to have butter on her toast, so she gets the
knife and leaves it on the counter and I get
to put it in the dishwasher. It's so wonderful. She
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fees put in the saink Okay. But that's the fifty
to fifty.
Speaker 2 (37:49):
It happens game time.
Speaker 1 (37:52):
We play a game in every episode of the Best
Podcast Ever. And that's another thing that makes it the best.
Speaker 2 (37:58):
It's so much fun, not only because of the game,
but because of the prizes that come after. That's right, everybody,
anyone who plays this game win or lose, mostly just
when you get a curated present by me, Raven, se.
Speaker 1 (38:13):
By you, and by Raven simone. She means, let's just
explain this very quickly. Well, yep, something else about your
roommate or the person you live with is you should
understand how much they like to purchase or hoard gentle hord,
a baby horne. That's a strong and that's my wife.
My wife has collected many many things. Yeah, my wife
has collected many many things over the years. She also
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does silly little things like orders two or ten of things,
like I don't know, she ordered a pack of sieves
one day, and she didn't just get one, she got ten.
Speaker 2 (38:47):
If you need to filter your water, you need sieves.
Speaker 1 (38:50):
Yeah, if you want to filter your water, you needzibs.
So she bought, no joke, ten packs of five ten
packs of five sieves in each pack, so we had fifty.
Speaker 2 (39:00):
Sieves and it was an incorrect purchase right way.
Speaker 1 (39:05):
But then she doesn't want to return them. So the
deal is is, we have a lot of things in
this house and we love to regift, so it's everything.
Speaker 2 (39:14):
We have things from DVD's, we have sieves, we have cameras,
we have jewelry, we have bath mats, we have already
used things.
Speaker 1 (39:25):
Yeah, like your porn collection.
Speaker 2 (39:27):
Listen, the porn is up for grabs, you guys. These
this is a classic two thousand and ten forward porn
collection that I am willing to give to anyone who
is ready to win and play these gas.
Speaker 1 (39:40):
And our guests who are coming on to this show,
who are winning thing as you're actually helping save my sanity.
So I appreciate and love you. But here's the deal
about this game. We answered a series of questions earlier,
and we were sworn not to share our answers with
each other, and I didn't. And whoever can guess the
most right answers about their partner will win while someone
else loses and the loser has to wear inflatable horse
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costume at our local airwon when we go grocery shop.
Speaker 2 (40:09):
Love an arawon Love End. So that you guys know
that this is real, we will film it and post
it on our socials, TikTok Instagram. That's right, It's Guilt TV.
Speaker 1 (40:19):
It's gonna be amazing, and our Instagram handle is at
the best pod ever.
Speaker 2 (40:24):
Oh, you guys, because it is the best pod ever.
The first question goes to Miranda. Miranda, what did I
say when I was asked? Who said I love you first?
Speaker 1 (40:35):
Your answer was me, Miranda?
Speaker 2 (40:39):
My answer was correct?
Speaker 1 (40:41):
That is correct, says it all the time that I
was the one I don't. Yeah, you did.
Speaker 2 (40:48):
You said it in the kitchen in New York.
Speaker 1 (40:50):
You know what. You've always said that, and that's when
you overheard me. Yeah, I never said that.
Speaker 2 (40:56):
You said it to Carlia like I love her and.
Speaker 1 (40:58):
It scared the shit out of you and she broke
up with me a week later. That was cute. What's
next question, Raven? What did I say when I was asked?
What was the first gift we exchanged? Oh?
Speaker 2 (41:11):
What did you say? Okay? So I I in my memory, Yeah,
I gave you the first gift and it was pebble crayons.
Speaker 1 (41:29):
Babe, you're fucking right. I got shocked that you remember that.
I remember that, Oh my god. And then fun fact,
she took those crayons the next day in my apartment
where I had no roommate.
Speaker 2 (41:43):
And actually you did have a roommate. It was your sister.
Speaker 1 (41:46):
Oh yeah, I see see that just feels like family. Anyway,
Raven had a phone call with Barbara Walters, so I
had to leave my bedroom. When I came back into
my bedroom, she had muraled the wall with the pebble
crayon and I was like, uh, excuse me. I pay rent,
like what had to clean it up later? And I
owe him like he was so pissed. We should we
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should put those things on the gram show people.
Speaker 2 (42:10):
Okay, Miranda, what did I say when I was asked
who is more likely to initiate bedroom time?
Speaker 1 (42:17):
Your answer was me, meaning you Ravens chose yourself.
Speaker 2 (42:25):
Good job, babes. Correct. Correct. I'm the one who's like,
let's let's start this. Let's put some music on, babes,
let's figure this out.
Speaker 1 (42:33):
And she's like Okay, I'm like, I have to go
tink tink boom boom.
Speaker 2 (42:38):
It's true she does. Yeah, good job, babes. We're both
neck and neck.
Speaker 1 (42:41):
We're doing so well right now.
Speaker 2 (42:43):
I know we must be.
Speaker 1 (42:44):
I don't want to wear that fucking inflatable costume to
airwon let's go.
Speaker 2 (42:47):
Oh, come on, I want to see you in.
Speaker 1 (42:49):
It, Raven. Yeah, what did I say? When I was
asked what is the most used emoji in our texts?
Speaker 2 (42:57):
You said, oh, I have to think about this because
I know what I said. But what did you say?
Speaker 1 (43:03):
You said, I really hope you get this because I
think you can. Don't think too hard.
Speaker 2 (43:09):
Don't think too hard? Not thinking hard? A heart? No,
this is not correct? Incorrect?
Speaker 1 (43:19):
Did you say my answer was?
Speaker 2 (43:22):
I said the same thing I said? Gifts and memes.
Speaker 1 (43:26):
I literally said, we don't use, don't.
Speaker 2 (43:28):
Use geez, we use gifts, we use and we do
like the heart of the yes, we reply on the
actual message. You know what else?
Speaker 1 (43:37):
I said?
Speaker 2 (43:38):
We send tiktoks to each other. We do, damn it, babes,
We're like same answers. See, that's why we're married. Sometimes
you need these games in your marriage to remind yourselves
why we are married.
Speaker 1 (43:50):
Oh you needed to be reminded by Oh my god,
come on and hey.
Speaker 3 (43:55):
Okay, babe, I got the next question.
Speaker 2 (43:57):
I got one wrong. You are all a good right now. Now,
if you get this wrong, we have a tiebreaker. If
you get this right, I have to wear the costume.
Are you ready for this question?
Speaker 1 (44:08):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (44:09):
Okay. I was asked what your favorite song was.
Speaker 3 (44:14):
What did I say?
Speaker 1 (44:16):
You said anything by Sir Elton John.
Speaker 2 (44:20):
I should have said that, yeah, I should have, but
I actually said Hawaiian music because like sometimes I don't
hear Elton John in the house when you put music on,
I'll hear Hawaiian music and then like everything from Glee, Oh.
Speaker 1 (44:36):
Because the YouTube just pushes it over. I couldn't even
tell you a Hawaiian song if I was asked.
Speaker 2 (44:43):
Remember we were listening to it the other day and
you're what a wonderful.
Speaker 1 (44:46):
Like, Yeah, I don't know that man's name, but I
mm hmm.
Speaker 2 (44:50):
Okay, So we have a tiebreaker. So we have a tiebreaker. Okay,
my god, the stress of it all. So our producer
Jensen is setting up this tiebreaker right now. We have
I guess you know one more question.
Speaker 1 (45:02):
This is gonna.
Speaker 2 (45:03):
This is gonna determine who wears this chicken costume to one.
Speaker 1 (45:07):
I really hope with you.
Speaker 2 (45:09):
So are we going to our air one or do
you want to go to one that we don't normally
go to? Because if we go to one that we
don't normally go to, we're not gonna look like a
fucking asshole.
Speaker 1 (45:16):
I think we have to go to our local one.
I'm crying, I am.
Speaker 2 (45:21):
Oh my god. Okay, it's in our kitchen right now.
This is the best type breaker question ever. It's not fair, Jensen.
Those aren't my eggs. I don't know. Okay, in our
fridge right now? How many eggs do we have? The
closest person to get the right number wins, and being
that those are her eggs, I'm gonna suck at this
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and probably wear the chicken costume. Babes. How many eggs
are in refrigerator right now?
Speaker 1 (45:48):
There are ten?
Speaker 2 (45:54):
I'm gonna guess six. Our producers are in the other
room screaming what happened we have in our iPod right now? Damn?
There are eight? So it's another tiebreaker, one more tiebreaker.
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You got another tiebreaker? That's hilarious.
Speaker 1 (46:26):
Should we help them with the question.
Speaker 2 (46:28):
No, we shouldn't help them with a question because these
are steaks. Okay, second tiebreaker, here we go. You want
to read this one, babe.
Speaker 1 (46:38):
In our pantry right now. How many almond butter powder
jars do we have? Jensen, get the fuck out of
my cabinet.
Speaker 2 (46:46):
Oh my god, Okay, damn it, you're picking all of
her shit peanut butter almond jars. Now there's two kinds.
There's chocolate.
Speaker 1 (46:57):
No, it's the Barney's.
Speaker 2 (47:02):
I think there are av five.
Speaker 1 (47:10):
I think they're five, I think there are eight, ten, ten,
I think they're ten.
Speaker 2 (47:19):
Final answer, Miranda Winds. There are ten jars of powdered
peanut butter in the The fuck needs ten yards of
powdered peanut butter.
Speaker 1 (47:31):
Bab get out of here, Get everyone, Get out of
my cabinet. Jensen, you're triggering me.
Speaker 2 (47:36):
I want Howie Mandela.
Speaker 1 (47:37):
Is my roommate. But fuck yes, we're going to Arawan
and Raven is wearing a chicken costume and I'm not.
Speaker 2 (47:42):
It's honestly, here's the deal.
Speaker 1 (47:44):
It's just not as funny if I'm in it. The
idea when I bought the thing with the idea of
you and this shit.
Speaker 2 (47:51):
Is gonna be epic. Whatever go, I'm gonna wear a hat.
Can I paint my face?
Speaker 1 (47:59):
No?
Speaker 2 (48:00):
Should illegal? I should just go in full glam in
a chicken costume. Oh please please, We're gonna go get lashes.
Speaker 1 (48:06):
This is amazing. I mean, if you guys haven't already
understood why this is the best podcast ever, then I
don't want you listening.
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I don't tweet, even though I got an email the
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Can't wait to hear you on the next one. Bye everybody, Bye,
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What is up everybody? I am Raven Simonet and I'm Miranda.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
And you are listening to the best podcast ever with
Raven and Miranda. Welcome, everybody, Welcome.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
We're so excited.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
We're so excited to have you click on this and
listen to us. Whoa, It's gonna be a great day
for you.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
It's gonna be a great more than day because we
have many episodes. This is the beginning of a podcast journey.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Oh, this past journey is so epic. You guys, listen.
There's a lot of podcasts out there. Okay, you got
a whole bunch of people. You got people doing this,
you got scary ones, you got easy ones, you got healthcare.
Like listen. I understand making a choice is difficult, but
here's why you should listen to the best podcast ever.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Because it's the best.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
That's why, period. And you may ask why is it
the best. It's the best because my wife and I
have decided to talk about absolutely everything.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
And if you don't think we can do that, well
you're wrong. You're real wrong, honey.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Here's the deal. What happens during our podcast. Sometimes we
have guests, sometimes we don't, But in every single show,
we are going to be spinning a wheel, babe, and
there will be a text message that comes through on
our iPad of a word.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
We don't know this word, No, we don't. Our producer
curates the word and then he sends it to us
along with random facts and fun things, and we talk
about this word and we just see where the conversation goes.
And it's great. It's cool, it's exciting, it's new, it's fresh.
It's the best.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
And you may ask, why do we get such a
cool concept? Why do we get such a cool concept, babe?
You and me?
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Oh, because we're creative and we're smart, and we're unique.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
And we're married. We got married in twenty twenty during
the lockdown and.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
The lockdown, during the lockdown, I decided to lock you down.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Oh jokes.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Anyway, we have been married for three years and like
any smart couple, when you hit the three year mark,
you decide to start a podcast.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
And talk about it. We did. We're here. It's the
best podcast ever. We're going to be talking about everything
from I don't know.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Well, it's the random word generator, you know what I mean.
It's the random war generator that is in our producer's brain.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
It is in our producer's brain. But things so simple
as leaf, so complicated as mental health, so simple as farts,
so complicated as diarrhea.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
That was beautiful. As you can see, Raven has been
doing this type of stuff for a long time.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
I promise I won't go to Disney and y'all's ears.
But it's the first part you need.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
To know why. I was like, no, you can't go Disney.
This is this is the new you, babe, not the news.
It's the adult you. It's the you that doesn't have
to have a wand I D wow the wand I
D you.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Guys, remember that anyway, we're gonna be going through nostalgic things.
We're gonna be talking to some really fucking cool people.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
You got and you know why this is also the
best Why because it's just gonna be honest, honest, We're honest.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
This is a safe spirit.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
That's a fucking safe space.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
But what I mean why safe space has been used
too much in today's society. Honestly, I'm over it because
people are like, come talk to me, and there's like
seven cameras and with a seven million people watching, this
is a safe space, tell me what happened to you. Like, no,
I'm not telling you what happened to me in the
front of seven million people. I'm gonna hire a therapist
(03:53):
and tell that person that's a safe space. I paid
that person to shut the Well.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Here's the thing that's cool. This is kind of a
safe because it's just you and me and the mics,
and we don't know who's listening. Maybe nobody, maybe everybody.
Maybe my mama, Hey mom, Mom, she's for sure listening. Anyhow,
I want to tell you, guys, how this actually really
came to be. When we talk about honesty, I'm going
to drop some honesty. So Raven isn't really a podcast fan,
(04:26):
and I was like, Babes, podcast ing is where it's at.
I love a podcast. We listen to them when we
go on the road, and you love those.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
I love a true crime moment, honey, I love it.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Yeah, it's because it feels more like a book on tape.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Yeah, I love a book on tape because me and
my eyes we don't like to read it.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
But basically, I was like, Babes, I really think we
should do this. I think that we are cool and
fun and people might like listening to us. And I
also love the fact that Raven and I have very
different points of views on a lot of things, so
we have interest in conversations.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
And like a good husband, I said, sure, babes, whatever
you need.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
That's true. She said, whatever you need. But I was like,
you guys, come on, and we tried it with a
YouTube channel. It didn't really go, but I pitched the
podcast idea hard and then everything kind of fell into place,
like the universe, you know, if it's meant to be,
it's meant to be, and the universe was just like here,
you guys.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Go shut out Jensen and Danielle.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Yeah. Literally, at the Emmys, I was like, hey, Danielle,
can I talk to you for a second, because I
heard she had a podcast because a fan came up
to her, and then she was with her husband and
then he happened to be the producer. And it all
just worked the fuck out.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Exect for me because I didn't win an Emmy, but
I got this instead.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
You we could win the podcast version of the Emmy award.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Oh is there is there a name for that? Is
there a do we get awards in this field? Oh?
This vound me the best podcast. Never I'm trying to
give me a little bit warm.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Let's spin the wheel.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Oh, roommate, that's the word.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
The word is roommate. Such an interesting word, Such an
interesting word.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Okay, so first we got to wrap our brains around
the word. Roommate can mean so many things, right, So obviously, yeah,
I mean, obviously the first thing you think about is
what's up roomy, someone you might find on craigslist, someone
you might search for, you're in college type of thing.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
I totally think college. You think college, Yeah, I think
a college roommate for sure.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Funny because I did not go to college to have
a college roommate. So I'm thinking of like my bestie
because I was living in a house and I didn't
want to live by myself.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
How many roommates have you had?
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Oh my god, let's see. I had Lindsay, I had Carlicia,
I had do partners count because sometimes they just end
up a roommates Anyway, I probably had about five roommates
in my life.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Wait, okay, so you said Lindsay, yeah low Ham, Yeah right,
and that was where back in the day. I know
that was back in the day. But where did you
guys live?
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (07:17):
We lived at the Palazo across the street from the grove.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
A lot of people live there.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Oh, everybody, listen the Palazzo. I don't know if you
guys are from la but there's like a couple of
things that happened, so different generations come together and they're
like staples within the beginning of that generation. And the
first one was Archstone in the nineties. There was a
place on bar Ham.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Now, wait, where's the place that you lived that Josh
Peck lift lived.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
That's called that was. That was after so Dakota Fanning,
myself and ninety eight degrees we all lived in Archstone together, okay.
And then after that we moved to another place off
of Ventura, and that's where bat two qu myself and
Josh Peck lived. And I forgot the name of that,
but that's on Ventura. Anyway.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
I remember talking to Josh about that because he was like,
everyone lived there.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
I think it was the arch doone? Actually, actually, no,
it was it was it was the Archtone.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
We should have Josh on the podcast and ask him
about it.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
That's exactly what happens. And then after that, you know,
got into my olden days and got a couple of roommates.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Tell me what days, my olden days.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
My golden years, my whole years, also known as the
golden years.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
So not familiar with that. The whole years, I mean
the whole years, but the olden days.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Well those were old times. I'm different, I'm reformed, and.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Then I got into my olden dates that through me.
How many roommates have I had? Okay, Well, do you
count treatment?
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Yes, we definitely count treatment. Okay, please tell them what
do you mean by treatment?
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Well, I went to it not once, but twice. And
when you go to treatment, you get a roommate. So
I think that was the first time I ever had
a roommate.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Okay, cue, So I've had let's.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
See one roommate there, But then I had housemates. That's different, right, Well.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
No, because the housemaid is just because you're living in
a house, they're still roommates. Or are you considering room? No, listen,
just keep going.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Okay, So I had that roommate experience, that roommate experience.
Does camp count? I never I didn't really ever have
the experience of like, hi, friend, high friend, do you
want to apartment hunt together in LA and live together?
Let's do it. I always like I had treatment roommates
(09:38):
that wasn't a choice.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
What kind of treatment was it?
Speaker 1 (09:41):
I had a buddy. Oh that's for another podcast. You
guys are just getting to know me. I can't spill
all my beans right up front, even though I am
for the open book. No, they pinto honey.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Well that's what happened to me and lindsay, Like we
did a photo shoot together. We like chilled. We had
a good convo, and I was like, I'm moving out
of my parents' home. Do you want to be a roommate?
She was like for sure, She's I don't know what
she said after that, actually, but it ultimately ended up
as yes, and me and her mom were good. And
you might ask, how did I get to her mom? Well,
(10:15):
she was never there. I really just talked to her
mom to make sure that the rent was paid. It
was like a really expensive closet for her, and I
appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
That's kind of a sweet deal in a way. Yeah,
because to yeah, you like get your own space and
then you just have somebody paying half the rent. Awesome
songs kind of like what parents do. Not all parents,
not all parents, but like I'm saying, like I could
see a parent being like, Okay, you want to go
live on your own, I'll pay half the rent. You
(10:45):
pay half the rent, but you get your own space.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
That's kind of cool. If you could have any roommate, babe,
who would it be in the celebrity world that we
can like all look up and be like, oh my god,
I would totally like to be roommates.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Oh hilarious, celebrity world roommate.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
God, here's the deal? Why she wants? God? Everyone?
Speaker 1 (11:07):
I'm just no, no, here's the deal. In my head,
I'm like, you know me.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Because you know I know you. They don't I know.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
And I'm saying, you know me, and you know what
I am like to live with, and you know I
am particular. So I'm going through celebrities and I'm like,
maybe Howie Mandel, Like I don't know somebody. Why Howie?
Because I want somebody who is germaphobic and OCD so
I know my place will be clean, the shoes won't
(11:35):
be worn, the dishes won't be left. Like does he
fall into those lines? I don't know. I want somebody
who is quiet, private but also down to like maybe
sit on our mutual couch area. And watch a show
on occasion. It's sounding a lot like a marriage. When
I'm looking for to be honest.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
I was about to say other than the clean dishes,
even because I try to clean the dishes, but then
she like, like, here's what. I have a roommate right now,
and her name is Miranda, also known as my wife,
and she says that she likes plain dishes, but what
she really wants is for someone to rinse it off
so that she puts it in the dishwasher because I
have put babes. Have you noticed that I will finds
(12:17):
off my bowl put it with the other bowls. But
then she comes right behind me and like moves it
because it's not in the right space. And I know,
I know, we have a sucky dishwasher. It doesn't clean. Well, like,
that's all the excuses, But what I really think it is.
I think it's control. I think if she doesn't put
it in there, then it's not going to clean.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
Well pause, pause, pause, Yeah, I'm like clicking my tongue.
You're not wrong, and you're also not right.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Oh that's the answer for marriage. You're not wrong, but
you're not within whatever.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Well, actually, you are really correct here's the deal. Here's
the deal. The dishwasher does obsolet suck. It's also really small,
so it's like this puzzle piece thing. But here's the
interesting thing about you. You like to load the dishwasher
in very interesting ways. In my opinion, it's kind of
just like a throw it all in there. No, it's
(13:14):
not leave a fork piercing through the basket all that.
It is just interesting, but it's not. It's fine. It
works out because the dishes get clean at the end
of the day. But what I'd really actually like to
know is who you'd pick for a remate.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Oh, who would I pick.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
In the celebrity world?
Speaker 2 (13:30):
In the celebrity world, Okay, I would choose Okay, it
has to be someone with money because I would like
a nice place.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Amen.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
It would have to be somebody with similar taste in
design because I like a whole bunch of shit. It
would have to be someone that likes to go out
so that I'm a left alone sometimes, but then I
can also go out as well. And then definitely shouldn't
be anybody even attracted to, because then it would turn
(14:01):
into a relationship if I wasn't married. Do you know
what I mean, have you ever had those roommates, those
roommates where you're like, oh, roomy, oh no.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
But I also don't have sex with all my friends.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Who said, who does that?
Speaker 1 (14:18):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
I don't know who does that? Who are you talking about?
Just to know who are you talking about? Just people
in general, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
I've heard that some people like to do that.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
That's when I heard that too, anyway, So.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
It's a safe space.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
It's a safe space. I would like to choose like
a you know what, it's Salba. Yeah, but he's big.
I think he takes up a lot of.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
You're big too, babe, you have big you guys? Would
you guys would compliment each other on the mutual couch
because you guys would both need the same size couch?
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Yeah? Because interesting, I was gonna go with the man
from Bear. I was gonna go with the dude from Bear.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
I'm sorry, Jeremy Allen White.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
I'm sorry, you know his Yeah, just because I want
to say, like, what up, chef? As he goes to
work and I feel like he's at work all the time.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
I want to live with you guys too, know you
know what? That would turn into real fast. I'm afraid
Miranda being open to the idea of what a polyamorous
relationship looks like for the first time in her fucking life.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
Really, you think he's cute?
Speaker 1 (15:21):
Oh my god, lip Well, lip was adorable chef fuck
yes and funny. You should bring him up because this
morning I was literally listening to him and Jennifer Coolidge
talking to each other on the Variety like actors on
actors thing love him. He has such a great charisma.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
He has a great charisma. I'm not attracted to him,
but I think he's cool. Like I go party with him,
you know what I mean, Like I'd go have a
good time with him. Also, I would like to go
live with Ludacris, just.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Because Luda Luda.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Like I would love to live with Luda, just because
sometimes i'd be down for the cause and I know
he'd be down anyway. Roommate, babe, here's what I don't
like about roommates. When they're late on the rent. I
can't handle it. It is absolutely irritating. Do you fire
your roommate on first fuck up?
Speaker 1 (16:15):
No? I think no not. And here's the deal. I
guess it's so different, right, Like, are you living with
somebody that is your friend or are you living with
somebody that is your Craigslist person. It depends it's not
really you know what I mean. Yeah, because then it's
like if it's a friend and you understand them more
and you get that they're like working here and there
(16:35):
and they're a little bit late than okay. But if
it's a person you don't really know, then I think
I'd probably be a little bit more like strict with it.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
Yeah, I think that there are rules that have to
be set when you have a roommate. One rent needs
to come two days before it's due, just so that
we don't have a problem, because I'm not trying to
get kicked out. Two, keep your shit in your area,
you know what I mean. And then there's like communal
area and kitchen. I honestly like there should be apartments.
(17:05):
I kind of like the Asian style apartments where there's
no main kitchen. There's no like stove or anything. Like
if you like to cook on cast iron, you have
your section for it, and I have my section for it,
and you bring out one of those like buns and
burner type situations, like when you have a roommate that one.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
You don't know.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
It gets muddy if you have a bestie, Like I
live on my bestie in New York, Carlicia Leviger, and
she was in her area, I was in my area.
I had more furniture than her, but she was like
down for the cause too, and we knew how to
live together. I think having roommates is actually a really
good thing to like practice marriage. Yes, do you see
(17:43):
how I got there?
Speaker 1 (17:43):
I see how you got there. But also I know
I do I see how you got there. But I
also think that living with somebody, like living with the bestie,
can be dangerous because it can show you. It's kind
of like traveling with a friend. It changes the relationship
because you see your friend and you experience them in
different ways. So like if you and your best friend
(18:04):
move in together and you're clean and your best friend
is a mess, you will start judging that person.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
You will start having I'm judging them to begin with.
I don't give whether they messy or not. You gen
judged immediately.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Yeah, but when it's in your space too, like it's
it's a thing, you know, his relationship roommate dynamic. I
love remember that show that we watched recently, helped me out. Babes.
It's the lesbians George and.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
May, George and May, and they have.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
That wacky wacka doo guy that they met in Chrislist.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
I don't remember the name of it, but it was
a next Netflix film. It's Elliott Page's partner, I believe,
and they have a show and they have like a
meeting all of us. No, no, it's not all of us,
but yes, I liked that roommate dynamic before. Did you
know that in two any?
Speaker 1 (18:49):
Oh? Wait, wait, wait it's called feel good?
Speaker 2 (18:52):
Oh feel good because it did feel good?
Speaker 1 (18:54):
And I think that we just got a fact oh
des sent to us through our alright, i'd buyer producer.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
Babes tell us our factors affect Colon in twenty twenty
two Comma. According to the Apartment Guide, while sixty percent
of roommates know each other before moving in together, five
percent met over Craigslist. That is so listen, so dangerous,
you guys, I had a Craigslist moment. Can I explain
my Craigslist moment? Yes, I went on Craigslist. I was
(19:24):
with another partner at the time, and I was moving
to San Francisco, and I looked on Craigslist for an
apartment and booked it. Did everything, got to San France.
It was an abandoned building. It was an abandoned building.
I didn't have any place to stay. We had to
stay in a hostel. There were bed bugs in that hostel.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
And why would you stay in a hostel instead of
a hotel?
Speaker 2 (19:46):
Because I was technically on a budget. I was doing
this like you guys, listen, Oh oh my god, I
just had something on my shoulder and she just smacked
me and it scared the crap out of me. Anyway,
I was on a budget, babes, And sometimes when you're
on a budget, you gotta like live by that budget,
even if you have money. I like to, I like to,
you know, play with the systems.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
Did people recognize you in the hostel where they like,
whoa raving simone hard times? No, she's really crashed since
her day is living in the palazzo with Lindsay lowhand.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
No, No they did not. And I was such a
good hostile roommate.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
How many roommates did you have with that? And isn't
it like ten people?
Speaker 2 (20:25):
Yeah, to like two rooms. I'm just playing in one bathroom.
But yeah, it was kind of like that. Here's why
I was such a good roommate because I brought my
own water and bucket and baby wipes, and I did
not go in that bathroom.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
Sorry, bucket, bucket.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
I brought a bucket. Two.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
You were going to the bathroom in a bucket?
Speaker 2 (20:43):
No? No, I didn't say that it was in a bedroom.
I said, I brought a bucket and some water. What
happened in the baby wipes and baby wives. What happened was,
you know, bucket is like brushing teeth, water, washing face,
discarded water, and then baby wipes, you know, clean up
a little bit. I'm not trying to go in it up.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
It is so weirdy to go to the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
I squatted on top of the toilet. I did you know,
good squat. I think that when you have a roommate,
you should have separate interesting choices. You should see the
disgust on her face. I do. I think as roommates
we should have separ bathrooms because I like to sit
all the way on the toilet, and sometimes if I
don't know that ass, I don't want my ass on
that ass.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
I don't sit on any public toilets. I know.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
I've watched.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
Yeah, it kind of great. It's a thing I fully
squat and you and I have separate bathrooms, and I
love it. I love it. I love it because your
bathroom is so dirty right now. It's such a thing
for you though, Oh I love it. It is your office, yes,
you have. There's two ecosystem. There's like a whole situation,
like the clothes go in a certain pile. Like Raven
(21:50):
has a hamper that I have put in her bathroom,
but she likes to put all of her dirty clothes
right next to the hamper instead of inside the hamper.
It's really fun. And then I go entirely true. Well,
then I go in and I put everything in the hamper,
and then I take it down to the laundry. And
that's you.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
And that's why my white's like a little dingy, because
what actually is happening is that one hampers for colors
and one hampers for grays and blacks, and so when
you put it all together, like my Gucci.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
You make gray, and it's beautiful because white and black.
You don't want to live in the black and white zone.
You want to live in the gray zone, because that's
where balance is. So you're welcome.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
Thank you, babes. You know what you never asked me?
Speaker 1 (22:29):
There are so many things. Let me guess. Wait, wait, wait,
let me have a psychic moment. I think the thing
that I never asked you that you want me to
ask you right now is Okay, I'm looking into your eyes.
I'm looking.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
I'm sure santimentalist book, keep going.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
Oh, I know. The question you want me to ask
you is who would be a bad roommate? Am I wrong?
Or am I right?
Speaker 2 (22:51):
Kind of wrong but also not right?
Speaker 1 (22:54):
That's the success. That's the key to marriage, obviously, because
I said you were wrong both times?
Speaker 2 (23:00):
No waves. I wanted you to ask me who my
thruttle would be?
Speaker 1 (23:04):
Oh shit, okay, who would your thrumble? I don't really
want to know the answer to that question, to be honest,
but who would be your thrule? Oh?
Speaker 2 (23:11):
She doesn't even want to know.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
I actually, I'm now I'm curious. Who would it be?
Speaker 2 (23:15):
No, no, you didn't even want to know. It's okay,
I'll just live with you and Jeremy and go live
in my own thrutle somewhere else. It would be you
would You're never gonna guess this so it doesn't even matter.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
Is it someone famous and it's a female obviously?
Speaker 2 (23:37):
Mmmm, you're the only one over here still having come out.
So you're the only one here that's still halfway in
the closet. M. She's not, She's all the way out.
You guys.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
Wait, I'm really trying to think you'll never guess it,
like Julianne Moore.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
No, that was a couple of years ago.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
But no, I don't know somebody with big tits.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (24:01):
Am I that shallow?
Speaker 2 (24:02):
No?
Speaker 1 (24:03):
You just talk about how much you love tits all
the time. I guess how much I love tits all
the time. I never talk about how much I love it.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
You like, just talk about how I anyway, Wait, come on,
who would be your threatble? You got to say, so,
here's my roommate. It would be my wife, Miranda Handful,
and it would be Cassie.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
I've been waiting so long.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
I'm hit at any YU.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
Give a crush on Cassie. Oh my god, that's so surprising,
just because I've ever because you've never said anything.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
You never asked me. I asked you, what's the question?
You never asked? So, Cassie is your hall pass? I
get a hall pass.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
You know what that means, right, Yeah, I'm saying that
that's who you'd want your hall pass with.
Speaker 3 (24:49):
Yes, yes, it is Wow.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
Learning something new is cool. I just made up a
song because she's looking at me like she wants to
eat Passie's whole face and body.
Speaker 3 (25:05):
I could do that.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
Roommates, back to roommates.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
So can you answer the question now that I originally asked,
which was who would be a bad roommate in your mind? Oh?
Speaker 2 (25:15):
You know who would be a bad, bad roommate.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
Bad bad romance?
Speaker 2 (25:20):
Who I would choose? Lady Gaga? I would say, Lady
Gaga would be a bad roommate. You may ask Raven
why too many costumes, so many clothes, so many wigs?
Speaker 1 (25:33):
Late night, just every railings at the piano.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
You know what I mean? Like I do not want
to hear pianos wrong keys.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
No, like three o'clock in the morning, and she'd just
be like ha, and it would be kind of cool.
But at the same time, you were like, I haven't
slept in ten days and we probably just blew out
everyone's ears.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
Where I honestly I do not want to stay with
Lady Gaga. Let me just watch her from Afar.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
You know who I don't want to live with.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
Who don't you want to live with?
Speaker 1 (26:02):
Babe? I don't want to live with Joaquin Phoenix at all.
I just don't.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
I just feel like talking fucking random's.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
But why, oh my god?
Speaker 2 (26:15):
Because and you would just imagine getting ready for all
of his roles.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
That's what I'm saying that, That is literally what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
And then I can just you trying to brush your
teeth and he's behind.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
You, like as the fucking Joker, like I have got
I'm evicting myself immediately.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
You know what, I'm not going to pay this month's rent.
I'm going to leave.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
Here is your like, remember didn't he like put his
mom in the fridge and the Joker?
Speaker 2 (26:47):
I didn't. I fell asleep on that movie, babe, as
a good roommate.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
I don't think you fell asleep on it.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
No, I didn't.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
That sounds so incorrect.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
Yeah, I took a DVD and I fell asleep on it.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
But you saved it. You brought that back reilth Yeah, anyway,
walking Phoenix, I'd be like, no, man, we can't wait.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
Okay, So here's my question about a roommate. Right, do
you just keep a roommate inside the house or do
you do activities with that roommate?
Speaker 1 (27:10):
Right? I like, how right? Just like you just like
have one in the closet and then you bring it
out on special occasions and then you put it back.
I mean, can you cross that line?
Speaker 2 (27:22):
Can you cross that line? But I mean seriously, like,
is there a line that shouldn't be crossed for a roommate? Obviously,
relationships is a line that's crossed and kind of gets
a little murky bringing them to see your parents? You know,
how do you feel like, Okay, let's say, for instance,
you got on Craigslist and you're like, I have a roommate,
I'm in a roommate, I got a relationship. Would you
go to dinner with that person like every Friday?
Speaker 1 (27:45):
No. I think that that creates a pressure and an
expectation that you might not want to have to uphold
in your house. That's that's that's pushing a boundary in someone.
But I guess it's like each roommate gets to write
their own rules, right, yeah, or each roommate relationship gets
to create what works for them. I think it's nice
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to like your roommate and have a friendly relationship with
your roommate if you're not already best friends or friends
who are choosing to do this together.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
So being that you chose me to be your life roommate,
what's like one of the worst things I do that
you can say in this unsafe safe space.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
The Okay, it's the farting. It is. It's the farting.
It's the farting like at all times. It's just it's
like we're sitting in the middle of a show and
you're sitting on the piece of furniture that I just
bought that's like brand new, and we'll be or how
long am I supposed to hold?
Speaker 2 (28:48):
How long is the furniture no longer brand new? And
when can I release my part on it?
Speaker 1 (28:52):
Just like at least give me a week. And here's
the deal too, about the way you fart is We'll
be like in the middle of a conversation, just talking,
and then you'll just fart, and then you'll make a
face that's like like a guilty dog, you know when
dogs like eat the rotisserie chicken and then you look
(29:13):
at them and you're like, buddy, did you do this?
And they just have those eyes and then they know
and their tail cat Raven has the same body language
as that dog, and she just looks at you like
what I didn't but I did, and then just keeps talking,
and I'm like, what the hell? And here's the deal
to Babes. I love you so much, but you eat
a lot of fermented food, a lot of Korean It's strong,
(29:36):
it lingers. It's just it's the worst thing. What's the
worst thing I do?
Speaker 2 (29:40):
Oh, the worst thing you do is a roommate that
I can say in this unsafe, safe space, Oh, I'm.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
Gonna tell you you can be honest, I can handle it.
I know you can.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
And I'm about to tell you. I don't think I've
ever told you this before, but I think you know it.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
Say, oh God.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
What happens is between probably five o'clock in the afternoon
till ten, there's always this really loud ting ting ting ting, ting, ting, ting,
ting ting ting, and I just have to just turn
my television up and know that Babes is making purple
and all her peanut butter stuff because she likes to
(30:18):
throw her metal spoon against her ceramic things and just
never use her finger to get it off like, and
then she'll tap her plastic bucket and I can hear
it on the third level.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
Why did you give me five a five hour window?
Speaker 2 (30:34):
Because it's start. That's how long it feels. It feels
like it lasts for five hours.
Speaker 1 (30:40):
I also think people should know this about you as
they continue to get to get to know us better.
Raven has no concept of time, none, none.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
Can if it's summer, I'm like, I don't.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
Even know what And here's my theory. This is what
I've I've said to her. I was like, because of
your childhood experience growing up on a set, it's a
very interesting.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
Yeah, up in a black box like Las Vegas, and
I don't know when daytime or nice exact. But that
doesn't that doesn't negate the fact that you ting ting
and don't tunk all night long.
Speaker 1 (31:09):
Okay, I don't. I don't ting ting and thunk thunk
all night long, as cool as that might sound. In
my honky tonk kitchen, what I do do is cook.
You do do. What I do do is cook, and
I don't use my finger. And my roommate Howie Mandel
would probably understand because that's based around germophobia.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
They were also wooden spoon because the metal to ceramic
it reverberates babes.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
Okay, I try sometimes to be conscious, but I also
I hear you. I'm sorry. I'll work on it, and.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
I'll work on my farts, even though South Park Along
Time told me that if I hold in my farts
it's deadly to me. But I'll work on it. Can
I burp instead?
Speaker 1 (31:52):
It probably will come.
Speaker 3 (31:53):
Up that way?
Speaker 2 (31:54):
Yeah, you're right.
Speaker 3 (31:54):
Oh interesting, Hey, we just got.
Speaker 2 (32:05):
A new fact.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
Boom boom. You want to read it?
Speaker 2 (32:08):
No, it's your turn.
Speaker 3 (32:09):
No, I'll do it.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
Fact when there's tension, seventy one point five percent of
roommates talk it out in person, and thirteen point nine
percent of roommate slash housemates failed to discuss issues at all.
That sounds like marriage.
Speaker 1 (32:24):
Loving marriage, And that was from an apartment guide. That's interesting.
I would really be disturbed if I had a roommate
and there was an issue and then they just emailed me.
That would piss me the fuck off.
Speaker 2 (32:42):
That's home. That's passing the grissve ass put like that
was not hilarious.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
Walking Phoenix sends me an email and he's like, hey, Miranda,
I'm really pissed because I left some lipstick in the
in the bathroom and I can't find it. I'm like, yeah,
I threw that shit away, Like that would be the exchange,
and I'd be like, why could you just walk down
the hall and tell me that.
Speaker 2 (33:05):
Woaque be in your roommate is just I need to
have a picture of you and him slash.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
Joaquin Phoenix would email me something like my like my
pack of Indian spirit, or like maul Burley, what does
he smoke? He smoked something like I he probably smokes betes.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
Can I can I say something? Though? Yeah, now I'm
thirty seven years old, you're thirty five. We have grown
up on the same television ish and one of the
first shows that I remember watching was The Real World
and talk about fucking roommates, like let's talk about the
history of television roommates and like tension on that show,
(33:44):
Like I learned how to communicate because of the fact
that they didn't or did sometimes they did very well.
But I can only I can only imagine like that
show with you and Joaquin, myself and Cassie, Like what
a reality that you show? That would be?
Speaker 1 (34:03):
I am just nodding because so many things, so many things.
It would either be you, like consistently trying to pursue
Cassie and then me just trying to probably kill everyone
because or just leaving like I have to go anyway.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
But right, like the real world was like one of
the original roommate shows.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
But you know what, here's the deal. All of those
reality shows now that you got me thinking about it,
like The Bachelor, anything where you have to pick up
and leave your essentially going into a roommate scenario.
Speaker 2 (34:39):
Yes, and remember the Bad Girls Club. Those were bad roommates, honey.
There were underwear and thongs everywhere in that house. Babes
would have a conniption. She would not be able to
live in the real world, I mean the Uh.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
I also would never want to do a show like that.
And I've also never been drawn to the like sorority
girl culture or living in a space like that.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
Yeah, I would have.
Speaker 1 (35:04):
Yeah a thousand and one. Cassie's just runnering around yelling
Kappa Gamma Phi in little skirts. She loves a skirt. Sorry,
I never wear them anyway. How did we end up aired?
Is the question? Uh?
Speaker 2 (35:20):
Because we'd like to travel and as permanent life roommates.
Do you like traveling with your roommate.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
My roommate being you, Yeah, sure, let's let's.
Speaker 2 (35:31):
Start there and then we can talk about wakin.
Speaker 1 (35:34):
I do like traveling with you. What do you think
makes someone a good travel partner?
Speaker 2 (35:39):
Oh, what I think makes someone a good travel partner
is someone who knows what they want to do, who's
down for adventure, who is down to not really backpack
in the sense of like Granola backpacking, but knowing that
every place might not end up in a five star hotel,
and being down for the subway. Like That's what I
love about Europe and going on trips with people is
(36:01):
like you can actually take the tube everywhere and you
don't have to fly here in America, it's like I
want to get in a car and go, but as
a roommate slash my love my wife. Like one of
the reasons I loved you long time ago, I called
you the best co pilot because when we would go
on trips together, you had the map, you knew what
(36:23):
was up, you knew how the place worked. Before I
packed a suitcase the way you liked.
Speaker 3 (36:27):
Oh my god, you know how important it listens packing.
Speaker 1 (36:31):
My wife, packing my wife. Everyone has such a thing.
The biggest thing around how a suitcase is packed.
Speaker 2 (36:38):
It's so bad, you guys, I could talk an entire
thirty minutes about how important it is to organize your
suitcase appropriately.
Speaker 1 (36:47):
See, everyone has their things, But the dishwasher is to me,
the suitcase is to you. It's called one to one,
one to one.
Speaker 3 (36:55):
You should know that.
Speaker 2 (36:55):
In our marriage, we like to say one to one,
slash fifty to fifty. I open the door to the cabinet,
she closes it.
Speaker 1 (37:03):
Yeah, that's what we had to start.
Speaker 2 (37:05):
Here's a here's a tip, pro tip pro tip.
Speaker 1 (37:07):
When you have a partner or a roommate who does
things that really irritate you, like for me, a wife
who likes to open drawers and not close them, you
just make it a fun game. You just call it
the fifty to fifty game, and you're like, you open it,
I close it. Yay.
Speaker 2 (37:24):
Everyone plays start.
Speaker 1 (37:25):
Yeah, you pee, but don't flush, so I flush wooo,
Like it's really great. And then eventually it's literally though,
it's like it's it's incredible to me. Like Raven wants
to have butter on her toast, so she gets the
knife and leaves it on the counter and I get
to put it in the dishwasher. It's so wonderful. She
(37:46):
fees put in the saink Okay. But that's the fifty
to fifty.
Speaker 2 (37:49):
It happens game time.
Speaker 1 (37:52):
We play a game in every episode of the Best
Podcast Ever. And that's another thing that makes it the best.
Speaker 2 (37:58):
It's so much fun, not only because of the game,
but because of the prizes that come after. That's right, everybody,
anyone who plays this game win or lose, mostly just
when you get a curated present by me, Raven, se.
Speaker 1 (38:13):
By you, and by Raven simone. She means, let's just
explain this very quickly. Well, yep, something else about your
roommate or the person you live with is you should
understand how much they like to purchase or hoard gentle hord,
a baby horne. That's a strong and that's my wife.
My wife has collected many many things. Yeah, my wife
has collected many many things over the years. She also
(38:36):
does silly little things like orders two or ten of things,
like I don't know, she ordered a pack of sieves
one day, and she didn't just get one, she got ten.
Speaker 2 (38:47):
If you need to filter your water, you need sieves.
Speaker 1 (38:50):
Yeah, if you want to filter your water, you needzibs.
So she bought, no joke, ten packs of five ten
packs of five sieves in each pack, so we had fifty.
Speaker 2 (39:00):
Sieves and it was an incorrect purchase right way.
Speaker 1 (39:05):
But then she doesn't want to return them. So the
deal is is, we have a lot of things in
this house and we love to regift, so it's everything.
Speaker 2 (39:14):
We have things from DVD's, we have sieves, we have cameras,
we have jewelry, we have bath mats, we have already
used things.
Speaker 1 (39:25):
Yeah, like your porn collection.
Speaker 2 (39:27):
Listen, the porn is up for grabs, you guys. These
this is a classic two thousand and ten forward porn
collection that I am willing to give to anyone who
is ready to win and play these gas.
Speaker 1 (39:40):
And our guests who are coming on to this show,
who are winning thing as you're actually helping save my sanity.
So I appreciate and love you. But here's the deal
about this game. We answered a series of questions earlier,
and we were sworn not to share our answers with
each other, and I didn't. And whoever can guess the
most right answers about their partner will win while someone
else loses and the loser has to wear inflatable horse
(40:04):
costume at our local airwon when we go grocery shop.
Speaker 2 (40:09):
Love an arawon Love End. So that you guys know
that this is real, we will film it and post
it on our socials, TikTok Instagram. That's right, It's Guilt TV.
Speaker 1 (40:19):
It's gonna be amazing, and our Instagram handle is at
the best pod ever.
Speaker 2 (40:24):
Oh, you guys, because it is the best pod ever.
The first question goes to Miranda. Miranda, what did I
say when I was asked? Who said I love you first?
Speaker 1 (40:35):
Your answer was me, Miranda?
Speaker 2 (40:39):
My answer was correct?
Speaker 1 (40:41):
That is correct, says it all the time that I
was the one I don't. Yeah, you did.
Speaker 2 (40:48):
You said it in the kitchen in New York.
Speaker 1 (40:50):
You know what. You've always said that, and that's when
you overheard me. Yeah, I never said that.
Speaker 2 (40:56):
You said it to Carlia like I love her and.
Speaker 1 (40:58):
It scared the shit out of you and she broke
up with me a week later. That was cute. What's
next question, Raven? What did I say when I was asked?
What was the first gift we exchanged? Oh?
Speaker 2 (41:11):
What did you say? Okay? So I I in my memory, Yeah,
I gave you the first gift and it was pebble crayons.
Speaker 1 (41:29):
Babe, you're fucking right. I got shocked that you remember that.
I remember that, Oh my god. And then fun fact,
she took those crayons the next day in my apartment
where I had no roommate.
Speaker 2 (41:43):
And actually you did have a roommate. It was your sister.
Speaker 1 (41:46):
Oh yeah, I see see that just feels like family. Anyway,
Raven had a phone call with Barbara Walters, so I
had to leave my bedroom. When I came back into
my bedroom, she had muraled the wall with the pebble
crayon and I was like, uh, excuse me. I pay rent,
like what had to clean it up later? And I
owe him like he was so pissed. We should we
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should put those things on the gram show people.
Speaker 2 (42:10):
Okay, Miranda, what did I say when I was asked
who is more likely to initiate bedroom time?
Speaker 1 (42:17):
Your answer was me, meaning you Ravens chose yourself.
Speaker 2 (42:25):
Good job, babes. Correct. Correct. I'm the one who's like,
let's let's start this. Let's put some music on, babes,
let's figure this out.
Speaker 1 (42:33):
And she's like Okay, I'm like, I have to go
tink tink boom boom.
Speaker 2 (42:38):
It's true she does. Yeah, good job, babes. We're both
neck and neck.
Speaker 1 (42:41):
We're doing so well right now.
Speaker 2 (42:43):
I know we must be.
Speaker 1 (42:44):
I don't want to wear that fucking inflatable costume to
airwon let's go.
Speaker 2 (42:47):
Oh, come on, I want to see you in.
Speaker 1 (42:49):
It, Raven. Yeah, what did I say? When I was
asked what is the most used emoji in our texts?
Speaker 2 (42:57):
You said, oh, I have to think about this because
I know what I said. But what did you say?
Speaker 1 (43:03):
You said, I really hope you get this because I
think you can. Don't think too hard.
Speaker 2 (43:09):
Don't think too hard? Not thinking hard? A heart? No,
this is not correct? Incorrect?
Speaker 1 (43:19):
Did you say my answer was?
Speaker 2 (43:22):
I said the same thing I said? Gifts and memes.
Speaker 1 (43:26):
I literally said, we don't use, don't.
Speaker 2 (43:28):
Use geez, we use gifts, we use and we do
like the heart of the yes, we reply on the
actual message. You know what else?
Speaker 1 (43:37):
I said?
Speaker 2 (43:38):
We send tiktoks to each other. We do, damn it, babes,
We're like same answers. See, that's why we're married. Sometimes
you need these games in your marriage to remind yourselves
why we are married.
Speaker 1 (43:50):
Oh you needed to be reminded by Oh my god,
come on and hey.
Speaker 3 (43:55):
Okay, babe, I got the next question.
Speaker 2 (43:57):
I got one wrong. You are all a good right now. Now,
if you get this wrong, we have a tiebreaker. If
you get this right, I have to wear the costume.
Are you ready for this question?
Speaker 1 (44:08):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (44:09):
Okay. I was asked what your favorite song was.
Speaker 3 (44:14):
What did I say?
Speaker 1 (44:16):
You said anything by Sir Elton John.
Speaker 2 (44:20):
I should have said that, yeah, I should have, but
I actually said Hawaiian music because like sometimes I don't
hear Elton John in the house when you put music on,
I'll hear Hawaiian music and then like everything from Glee, Oh.
Speaker 1 (44:36):
Because the YouTube just pushes it over. I couldn't even
tell you a Hawaiian song if I was asked.
Speaker 2 (44:43):
Remember we were listening to it the other day and
you're what a wonderful.
Speaker 1 (44:46):
Like, Yeah, I don't know that man's name, but I
mm hmm.
Speaker 2 (44:50):
Okay, So we have a tiebreaker. So we have a tiebreaker. Okay,
my god, the stress of it all. So our producer
Jensen is setting up this tiebreaker right now. We have
I guess you know one more question.
Speaker 1 (45:02):
This is gonna.
Speaker 2 (45:03):
This is gonna determine who wears this chicken costume to one.
Speaker 1 (45:07):
I really hope with you.
Speaker 2 (45:09):
So are we going to our air one or do
you want to go to one that we don't normally
go to? Because if we go to one that we
don't normally go to, we're not gonna look like a
fucking asshole.
Speaker 1 (45:16):
I think we have to go to our local one.
I'm crying, I am.
Speaker 2 (45:21):
Oh my god. Okay, it's in our kitchen right now.
This is the best type breaker question ever. It's not fair, Jensen.
Those aren't my eggs. I don't know. Okay, in our
fridge right now? How many eggs do we have? The
closest person to get the right number wins, and being
that those are her eggs, I'm gonna suck at this
(45:42):
and probably wear the chicken costume. Babes. How many eggs
are in refrigerator right now?
Speaker 1 (45:48):
There are ten?
Speaker 2 (45:54):
I'm gonna guess six. Our producers are in the other
room screaming what happened we have in our iPod right now? Damn?
There are eight? So it's another tiebreaker, one more tiebreaker.
(46:20):
You got another tiebreaker? That's hilarious.
Speaker 1 (46:26):
Should we help them with the question.
Speaker 2 (46:28):
No, we shouldn't help them with a question because these
are steaks. Okay, second tiebreaker, here we go. You want
to read this one, babe.
Speaker 1 (46:38):
In our pantry right now. How many almond butter powder
jars do we have? Jensen, get the fuck out of
my cabinet.
Speaker 2 (46:46):
Oh my god, Okay, damn it, you're picking all of
her shit peanut butter almond jars. Now there's two kinds.
There's chocolate.
Speaker 1 (46:57):
No, it's the Barney's.
Speaker 2 (47:02):
I think there are av five.
Speaker 1 (47:10):
I think they're five, I think there are eight, ten, ten,
I think they're ten.
Speaker 2 (47:19):
Final answer, Miranda Winds. There are ten jars of powdered
peanut butter in the The fuck needs ten yards of
powdered peanut butter.
Speaker 1 (47:31):
Bab get out of here, Get everyone, Get out of
my cabinet. Jensen, you're triggering me.
Speaker 2 (47:36):
I want Howie Mandela.
Speaker 1 (47:37):
Is my roommate. But fuck yes, we're going to Arawan
and Raven is wearing a chicken costume and I'm not.
Speaker 2 (47:42):
It's honestly, here's the deal.
Speaker 1 (47:44):
It's just not as funny if I'm in it. The
idea when I bought the thing with the idea of
you and this shit.
Speaker 2 (47:51):
Is gonna be epic. Whatever go, I'm gonna wear a hat.
Can I paint my face?
Speaker 1 (47:59):
No?
Speaker 2 (48:00):
Should illegal? I should just go in full glam in
a chicken costume. Oh please please, We're gonna go get lashes.
Speaker 1 (48:06):
This is amazing. I mean, if you guys haven't already
understood why this is the best podcast ever, then I
don't want you listening.
Speaker 2 (48:15):
If you want to listen, you can listen to the
Best podcast ever with Raven and Miranda on all your
streaming services wherever you get your podcasts. Also check us
out on social on the Best pod ever, including Miranda
may Day and Raven Simone on TikTok, Instagram and anywhere
else's pet your social.
Speaker 1 (48:32):
I don't tweet, even though I got an email the
other day saying my Twitter was being hecked, I don't
tweet anyway. This has been awesome. I love this. This
podcast is great and even if you don't want to listen.
Speaker 2 (48:42):
Listen please join us again. We have some wonderful guests.
Can't wait to hear you on the next one. Bye everybody, Bye,
love you babe, Let me do. The best podcast ever
is an iHeart podcast. Produced and host by Raven Simone
and Miranda.
Speaker 1 (49:02):
Executive producers Jensen Carp and Amy Sugarman. Produced and edited
by Jordan.
Speaker 2 (49:06):
Katz, who also does our music. Executive in charge of
production Danielle Romo producer Hannah Winkleman.
Speaker 1 (49:14):
Theme song by Kenny Siegel and Jordan Katz.
Speaker 2 (49:17):
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