3180: Jon Stewart's Uncle Problem

Rod and Karen banter about Rod getting a free t-shirt, hybrid Black slang, parking prices, how white people dress during sporting events, kids at the game, Texas Pete, Rod’s seat broke at the Hornets game, and flying cars. Then they discuss the Trump admin trolling with a fake MySpace page, the Trump administration will not publish immigration data, SNAP benefits will be half as much and delayed, Rick Ross performs for MAGA, Jon Stewart defends platforming right winging people, Welcome to the Cookout™ (McKenzie Scott), offended man rips pride flags off wall, man shoots girlfriend after cheating on her in her car, man throws hot grease on roommate and sword ratchetness.

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I listened to the Black Guy Who Tips podcast because
Rod and Karen. Okay, welcome to another episode of the
Black Autist Podcast. I'm your host, Rod, join us always
our co host, and we are live on a Monday night,
ready to finally do some podcast. And that's right, we
took yesterday off. This weekend was packed with hornets, action, yeah,

(00:22):
lots of Okay, we whooped up on Jail Covan's Utah jazz.
Let's just say we gave him a jazz whooping. You
know what I'm saying, big, don don't take it to personal.
Y'all used to it. But we're back today. I showed
Housekeeping News of course. Wait, first of all, the official

(00:46):
weapon of the show is voting chair and an unofficial sport
in bullet box street. Okay, Housekeeping News. I've finally been
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keep in mind, I believe starting on the eighteenth of November,
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goes to the ninth of December or something like that.
I have no idea how the date got to the eighteenth.
I don't remember starting that early, but that's anyway. Basically

(01:29):
that's our annual. It's one hundred dollars for a full year,
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it's instead of it being I think if with no
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do a year right now, you still end up saving
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I'm trying to help y'all the best way that I can,
as promptly as I can. So I believe that's all

(02:34):
the show housekeeping stuff, all right. I think that's about it. Yeah, Karen,
do you have any banter? All right, let's put out
that banter music. Why is this in a different order
than normally? Must just want to make me look stupid?
I guess all right, Oh there we go. Do you

(02:58):
have any.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
Sucks me?

Speaker 1 (03:03):
Do you have any Do you have any banter? Answer banter? Banter? Banter?
Do you have any banter? Talk to me? Do you

(03:26):
have any banter? Banter? All right, Karen, give me some
of that banter.

Speaker 3 (03:31):
Me and rogerck was that like to say, mine gonna
be just about about their horness things. But me and
Roger was at the game, and uh, they do like
T shirts like they do what every rented T shirt.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
Time T shirt tars He will love a T shirt.

Speaker 3 (03:46):
Yeah, it don't even matter home or wait, like like
everybody stand up for it, like it don't even matter.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
Rich poor brings everybody together.

Speaker 3 (03:53):
I clear free T shirt will make everybody stand up.
So me and Rogick was was sitting in our seats
and I wasn't paying attention.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
North Ron was paying attention, and.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
Yeah, we go to the games. We get enough free
tir like I we go to the games, the free
T shirts always have like a bunch of companies and
logos on them. I prefer to just go ahead and
buy my T shirts. We already have hundreds gear here.
And I saw I'm a bigger person, so like, those

(04:25):
shirt shirts aren't gonna fit me more than likely anyway,
it be a while before I can work myself down
to the free T shirts size, so I'm never really
pressed to get one.

Speaker 3 (04:34):
Yes, I'm normally the one who gets the T shirts.
And so me and him were sitting there. I think
he was on his phone. I probably run in my
lift talking and all of a sudden, something saying boof
and something runs the show and I was like, what
is that a T shirt?

Speaker 1 (04:48):
I'm not joking, guys. I was looking down at my
phone because I don't care about the free T shirts,
and it was it was actually the free T shirt
giveaway before the game started. It literally bounced into my hand.
It bounced off my shoulder into my hand, and everybody
was looking like what, and I just paused for a second.
For dramatic effect. And then I threw my hand up

(05:10):
with the shirt like yes or whatever, just because I
knew it was good for them. They wanted to see
somebody get surprising, and so yeah, I got a free
T shirt the blue. Yeah, all right, I have some.
It's kind of interesting. I don't know how this hasn't

(05:33):
happened yet. But how come we don't have hybrid regional
black slang, by which I mean, I know a lot
of Black people from different areas, and they come from
a place, and they live a place, and you know,
a lot of times you go to another black place, like, oh,
I'm from Houston, but now I live in Charlotte. I'm

(05:53):
from Atlanta, but I moved to New York. You know
that kind of thing. How come we don't have hybrid slang?
How come we take our slang with us and try
to keep it as original as possible instead of blending
into a beautiful, melting bot of black culture. Like when
I was I'm from North Carolina, from the South, and
when I was up in New York. You know, they

(06:15):
obviously have different slang than us. But it never crossed
my mind I could have combined the slang. I could
have been up there like dead ass cuz and they
would have not known what to do with that. And
nobody else has done that yet. What if you from
La and Toronto for shizzle ma crodi? You know, like,
why why aren't we Why aren't we combining these slangs

(06:42):
into something beautiful and holy original? And it also tells
you that you're from like those two places immediately, you know,
like our girl nick Ju, she's from the Yay area
and uh, you know some and like she's spent time

(07:03):
in the DC area. Why can't she just be like,
you know, y'all chief in the broccoli young, you know,
why can't Why can't we have beautiful melting pots of
because then nobody gets offended, Because I feel like what
happens is people get offended. You come to their place,
you use they slang. They you're you're not doing it right.

Speaker 3 (07:24):
Right, that's the most people like, well fuck it, I
keep whatever I'm doing it right.

Speaker 1 (07:27):
And it gets adversary on territories and it doesn't allude
itself to the beautiful blending of black especially black cultures,
you know, especially black coachures, Like we are people I
see you walking down the street, I see black. First,
I go, hey, I'll take my walk, and I see
you on the other side. I give you the head nod.
Were both black. I don't stop and go Wait a minute,

(07:48):
what part of black? I go black? Right? All right?
I don't give the funk about until proven otherwise.

Speaker 2 (07:54):
True until proven otherwise.

Speaker 1 (07:56):
So why aren't we mushing our slangs together to create
like hybrid dope slang. That's all I'm saying it. Just
it feels like maybe people will start, you know, maybe
I'm gonna start the revolution.

Speaker 3 (08:09):
You know.

Speaker 1 (08:10):
Now, I'm from Charlotte and I live in Charlotte, so
it might not work for me. But if you like
from Houston staying in New York, go ahead and do
that thing. You know, I want to see it. So
if you get to if you're from if you're from
New York and you move to at L you know
what I mean, you could do something like you know

(08:31):
what I'm saying, ho you know something like that. Anyway,
hilarious hybrid slang, guys.

Speaker 2 (08:38):
No problem. Me and Roger went to go Park.

Speaker 3 (08:44):
Was it like a Saturday night because the Hunters had
a game Saturday and Sunday. So I went to Go
Park Saturday and uh, that bitch was hot. I was like,
how much it ain't charging that has some kind of
two day event. I don't know what the to day
event was, but they charged us two day event prices.

Speaker 2 (09:00):
It covered us the whole weekend, and then we divided
it up.

Speaker 3 (09:02):
I said, well, it ain't that bad if you divide
it up by two days.

Speaker 2 (09:05):
But I was shocked at their brother say how much?

Speaker 1 (09:09):
All right, parking prices. I'll put that on the list.

Speaker 2 (09:14):
Thank you very much, sir. This is my random thoughts.

Speaker 1 (09:19):
White male sports fans dressed like undercover police officers. I
don't know why they do it. It's like they watched
Boring Identity and whenever Born put on that cap that
like that's the outfit. Why do they Why did y'all
dress like that? Like I seen a white dude with

(09:40):
a hoodie on and uh, and he had this the
base the basketball hat, but it looked like he just
got that basketball hat, didn't have no curvature to the brim.
And then the jersey looked like it fresh out the pack.
And he was wearing it over a hoodie in the
winter or well November it was cold outside, but he

(10:02):
was wearing that. He was wearing that on the on
the top, and I just wanted to be like, good
evening officer.

Speaker 2 (10:08):
You don't belong here.

Speaker 1 (10:10):
I don't have any drugs on me. Nice try, buddy,
Nice try. I'm actually not taking this beer back to
my car. I'm going to throw it in the trash
can the receptacle like it's supposed to, because that's what's the.

Speaker 2 (10:21):
Lot of receptacle.

Speaker 1 (10:24):
Whatever. The team scored and they're like, yes, we hit
a three. I was like, did we, sir? Is that
the team that you're on? Are you team blue? Not on?
It's blue. I don't know why they dressed like that,
but y'all you won't be able to unsee it. Man,
when they go to games, they they dressed like you're
getting on the subway in New Yorker. They're looking for

(10:45):
turnstile jumpers. I'm like, what, like, how do y'all don't
look like y'all even wear these clothes any other time.
It's just like you would not if a white person
put on a jersey. It's like, oh, so you're going
to a game later because it's no, there's no just
like yeah, just some time on rock my jersey. Sometimes
I got a Hornet's hoodie on the stuff they don't,
and for some reason they don't. A lot of them

(11:05):
don't buy just the like the gear that you would wear. Like,
here's a Hornet's T shirt. You could wear that anywhere.
I agree, we're in Charlotte, you could wear that anywhere.
It's like, No, give me the jersey.

Speaker 2 (11:18):
What kind of jerks? Just that jerk, doesn't matter who's
on it.

Speaker 1 (11:21):
Give me the hat. I'm just gonna rip the tag
off of it and put it right on my head.

Speaker 2 (11:24):
I'm gonna take the stick off and then there you go.

Speaker 1 (11:27):
Yeah, do I need a receipt? No, that's it I want.
Why would I ever bring it back? It's perfect the
way it is.

Speaker 2 (11:35):
They don't even run.

Speaker 3 (11:36):
They don't even tell me that ship and to dry off,
I'm just the washing machine to make it least look warm.

Speaker 1 (11:41):
Let me just take the stickers off of it and
right it right aft the foot locker. Where'd you get
that from the team store? Just now? Yeah I did.
I didn't even realize I was coming to a basketball game.
I got here and I said, you know what, let
me put on a jersey fresh from the team store.

Speaker 2 (11:57):
And I ain't got damn got creases in it? What are
you doing?

Speaker 3 (12:04):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (12:04):
Your turn?

Speaker 2 (12:07):
Kids are hilarious.

Speaker 3 (12:09):
He was at the Honey's game, was sitting.

Speaker 1 (12:12):
And there was huh oh, it's a drinker gave me
and the listeners are playing. Every time you say we
are at the horness game, they take.

Speaker 2 (12:19):
You're gonna be shipping because.

Speaker 1 (12:21):
That's how some of them already have alcohol. Was go ahead,
and that.

Speaker 3 (12:26):
Was these kids sitting behind us, and they was cheering,
and one of the kids was confused.

Speaker 2 (12:33):
One of the kids say, who was we cheering?

Speaker 3 (12:36):
Foe and I didn't want to bust out laugh at
the baby, but the other others one was like the
team of the Purple They was like, okay, So it's
just so hilarious, and the kids talk because.

Speaker 2 (12:47):
I think that baby was cheering for both teams, because
you know, kids don't care.

Speaker 1 (12:50):
That was like that.

Speaker 3 (12:52):
It brought me out to the game. I'm pope cheating?
What team am I Boby Chainfo and I guess one
of them was paying attention. It was like the Purple team.

Speaker 2 (12:58):
So it's just hilariously. Hear the kids stop behind us.

Speaker 1 (13:02):
I wonder if Texas Pete was a real person.

Speaker 2 (13:06):
I don't know why.

Speaker 1 (13:07):
I think he was like, I don't like I think
about that sometimes when you see these like mascots of stuff,
like all the Pep Boys, some guys.

Speaker 2 (13:17):
I think the pet Boys real, you know?

Speaker 1 (13:19):
Were they some brothers or something? That was just like, man,
we have a lot of pep you know, we should
do fixed cars, we should we should do all shades pep.

Speaker 2 (13:31):
You ain't.

Speaker 3 (13:31):
The five guys looked at each other, go, you know what,
like burgers and fries.

Speaker 2 (13:34):
Let's start a restaurant.

Speaker 1 (13:36):
Yeah, it's said at the same time, one two, three burgers.

Speaker 2 (13:40):
Oh we all do?

Speaker 3 (13:42):
All five of us gone on five?

Speaker 1 (13:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (13:47):
How should we sat by burgers?

Speaker 1 (13:48):
One two?

Speaker 2 (13:49):
Pepper bag? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (13:50):
Wh would have known? Who is Mike from Mike's red Hot?

Speaker 2 (13:54):
I don't know why?

Speaker 1 (13:54):
Is it his? Did he make it? Who?

Speaker 3 (13:59):
Did?

Speaker 1 (13:59):
He just like it the most? You know, how come
he didn't name it. He didn't put sauce in it,
like it's just my red hot, the red hot sauce,
though you don't understand it's mine and it's red hot.
That's it, that's it, that's that's chef boyar d.

Speaker 2 (14:17):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (14:18):
Is that a real guy I've never met another boyar D.
The rest of my life, I've never been watching a
football game. It's like Cameron boyar D with the tackle.

Speaker 2 (14:27):
Who is mister Captain D's.

Speaker 1 (14:29):
Yeah, that's the probably nice whole name. It's probably like
Captain Darryl's. He probably was black, and they were like,
put a white man on the front, caller Captain D's.
The white people won't eat here unless unless we call
it Captain D's.

Speaker 2 (14:44):
We can't call it Captain Darryl's.

Speaker 1 (14:46):
Captain uh De Drevius was not We.

Speaker 2 (14:50):
Can't do that.

Speaker 1 (14:50):
With some reason. They couldn't get anybody to pull up
to the drive through.

Speaker 2 (14:55):
We did a survey and we didn't get them any customers.

Speaker 1 (14:58):
Change it to Captain D's and all sudden around the block, right, y'all.

Speaker 2 (15:05):
Get ready to take us sip because we was at
the Onies game.

Speaker 1 (15:10):
I don't know if y'all gonna make it to get mad.

Speaker 2 (15:14):
This is my last one, y'all.

Speaker 3 (15:18):
It just so happened that the first time we had
went to the opening night we went to the Honis game,
they mislabeled seats, so you know, when we came we
sat in the same We've been sitting in the same
area the past few times, and so it just so
happened that we was one row ahead of where we
was supposed to be, but we didn't know that. What
happened to some other people was trying to figure out

(15:38):
where they were sitting, and so the us she came
down and he was like, what what do y'all see?
He was just checking, like, well, y'all seas We was like, oh,
it's da da da da da, And it was seats
right behind us. But what had happened was there was
some white ladies they were having the time of their
lives behind us, and one of them like moved over
and set in the seat because you wasn't nobody in it,
and it actually broke. It actually went down, and she

(15:59):
went looked up like oh you okay, and they laughed
and they giggled. So I was like, oh, Bavin, I
think I see these breathing these.

Speaker 2 (16:07):
Broke well one was one was functioning, the of them
was broke. I was like, I think I see these
broke seats.

Speaker 1 (16:13):
Okay, so let me go and clear all this up.
So we sat in the wrong road by accident. I
meant to sit in the in our normal row, and
I sat in the row in front by accident. I
don't know what I was thinking. I think I was
just a little too hot, I don't know, but we
gotten the wrong We sat in the wrong row, and

(16:34):
we sat there for like two quarters basically, yes, we did.
And the the seats behind us there were three white
ladies that were having a great time. It seemed like
great company. Yes, apparently they were sitting in the road
we should have been in, next to the seats we had.
And one of them sat in my seat that I

(16:56):
normally sit in and the seat broke, like the bottom
of it fell through, And I was like, you know,
I'm glad it didn't happen to me as a bigger person.
It's it's already embarrassing if your seat breaks, even if
it would have broke for anybody, nobody's gonna assume that.
But you know, also, I mean that seat, I'm sure
it's got a lot of wear and tear on it,

(17:17):
you know, sitting all this dick down in there. They
don't make seats carry that much weight. Yeah, this is
a still still reinforced seat I'm sitting on. But yeah,
so they the usher people came, uh, sat us in
like a different road for a little bit, and then

(17:38):
got us like seats on the other side of the
arena which are actually a little lower, and we got
to see the team a little closer, like we sat
by the bench this time, which was cool. But uh,
when we they gave us big ass buckets a popcorn,
I don't I know that.

Speaker 2 (17:56):
Was like fitting with a popcorn, because you know, they
got the big old bugs. I'm like, I know these
with twenty a piece of me to pay for.

Speaker 1 (18:01):
Them, and everybody was okay. For the record, no one
got hurt. And then like the repair people, we saw
them come and like do some shit with like some equipment.
They probably hopefully it'll be fixed by the time we
play the Lakers Monday, because if that ship's broke on Monday,
I don't know what other seat they could possibly put
me in. There's not gonna be none in the building probably.

Speaker 2 (18:19):
Right, that's definitely gonna be game.

Speaker 1 (18:21):
But uh yeah, so uh yeah, it was. It was cool.
We had ah, we just basically got to change seats
or whatever. But it's such a weird situation.

Speaker 2 (18:31):
And the lady was really nice.

Speaker 3 (18:32):
She kept apologizing like she and stuff like that, and
I was like there's no problem.

Speaker 2 (18:37):
But I I.

Speaker 3 (18:38):
Was thinking about what you were me and because we're
about to talk about situation, he was like, probably because
a lot of people are really nasty and really.

Speaker 2 (18:43):
Rude and just be like, oh, you're just inconveniencing me.

Speaker 1 (18:45):
Just put up a stink and all you're talking about
to the why the usher was so nice to us? Yeah,
I'm sure because I mean, you know, you paid for
season tickets, and I'm sure you know we people are.
I think people get a little bit of power and titlement,
and I think people just go off on folks that
they feel are subservient to them or supposed to serve them.

(19:10):
And I do understand, like you spend your money and
you want what you pay for. Like, don't get me wrong,
but sometimes the way people are so polite, it's almost
like a fearful type of polite where I'm like, man,
I don't want you to be scared of me, right,
that's I totally understand.

Speaker 2 (19:29):
I don't think we're gonna go off.

Speaker 1 (19:31):
I totally understand there's no way you could have known
that any of this stuff with the seed or whatever. Yes,
But sometimes when I'm sitting there, you do hear people
in the crowd or whatever. You hear other people's conversations,
and yeah, people do kind of have like an attitude
about a lot of stuff these days, like this is
my seat. I pay for this seat. They're not gonna

(19:52):
you know, because we've been in other situations where people
needed to move seats or sat in the wrong seat
or what you just you know, or the usher isn't
doing d you know so, and I get it sometimes
that they are fucking up. But anyway, it was fine.
Let's see, I had one more. Flying cars can never happen.

(20:13):
I know people want flying cars. I know we all
dream about it when we're stuck in traffic or like
if only I had a flying car, If I had
a flying car, I would be home by now. I
go as the crow fly straight in. Flying cars can
never happen.

Speaker 2 (20:30):
Nope, we need to stay on the ground.

Speaker 1 (20:32):
First of all, we can't handle the ground. That's already
a problem. What I definitely don't need is the air
involved in this. I don't need somebody's car falling out
the air because it malfunction.

Speaker 2 (20:47):
You know, we haven't get it expected.

Speaker 1 (20:49):
We have enough problems with planes and how and helicopters
and shit, and we have air traffic controllers when they're
getting paid. We have air traffic controllers who like we
still end up with crashes. You know, I don't think
I think we shouldn't even want flying cars.

Speaker 2 (21:12):
I did when I was a kid for a long time,
but now.

Speaker 1 (21:16):
And the other reason I want it is because once
everybody get one, it'll be worse than the ground. And
I know people they're gonna do stuff. They're gonna have
car stuff happening. But with flying vehicles, right, you're gonna
have how many people gonna be stopping and putting five
dollars worth of airplane fuel in their car talking about

(21:37):
I know my car, I know my flying car. It
could make it to the house.

Speaker 2 (21:42):
I know it won't.

Speaker 1 (21:43):
Baby, just when the light come on, you just gotta
lean it to the left when you're flying, and then
it'll get to the gas to the engine. Nah.

Speaker 3 (21:50):
And they fell in the inspection because the tents on
the glass too dark.

Speaker 1 (21:54):
Because yeah, now you're flying dirty. Yeah, they will be
people that's gonna get drunk, drunk drunk flying flying in
the buildings is gonna be gonna be on the twelfth
floor getting a fucking car straight through your living room.

Speaker 3 (22:08):
Right, you don't mean that working your damn way whistling
at the job.

Speaker 2 (22:14):
Somebody gonna come crashing through the office.

Speaker 1 (22:16):
Don't let me. Don't get me started on fly by shootings,
because you know that's gonna be a thing. Yeah, we're like,
damn a rooftop party got shot up. What happened? Somebody
took the elevator. No, it's a flyby mm hmm. Motherfucker
got kicked out the party, got in his car, flew
up to the back to the party and shot everybody.

Speaker 2 (22:34):
Took everybody out.

Speaker 1 (22:35):
Like, oh, we don't need these problems, or like it's just.

Speaker 2 (22:39):
Keeping on keeping to keep that all that bullshit on
the ground.

Speaker 1 (22:42):
How is the repo man gonna work? What's he has?
Anybody thought about this?

Speaker 2 (22:49):
In fact? In fact, he's gonna take you in your vehicle.

Speaker 3 (22:52):
You're gonna think hen like, no, pe gonna they gonna
make it where they could just turn that ship off.

Speaker 2 (22:56):
You just gonna go down.

Speaker 1 (22:57):
Yeah, the car, you know, or somebody gonna put a
system in it.

Speaker 3 (23:02):
Oh, I didn't think about that. They flying, They're just
gonna go going up and down, flying.

Speaker 1 (23:08):
Man, they must be hitting the heliport again. They they
out here with that music with that ship on. I'm
good you you're.

Speaker 3 (23:17):
Right, Marissa. The flying car shows. We're gonna be lit now.

Speaker 1 (23:22):
Hydraulics low flyers low.

Speaker 3 (23:25):
Yeah, yeah, they're gonna be lit up like goddamn Christmas trees.

Speaker 2 (23:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (23:30):
This is all bad. This is just bad, bad, bad
ideas sounded fun and back to the future, whatever the fuck,
But now I think about it, it's like people can't
handle regular ship. Flying cars is way beyond the pay
grade of the average human being. It's just people not
gonna have their babies in the flying seat. And what's
the fucking seat gonna do? What's it gonna do in

(23:52):
the in the flying vehicle, that baby is dead.

Speaker 3 (23:56):
People are gonna be flying with dummies because because this is.

Speaker 2 (23:59):
The fly you know the flying language, like, oh, if
you lose this.

Speaker 3 (24:02):
Lane, you going a little faster the HOV lane HOV
flying lane. Yeah, what's the speed limit in the How
we gonna enforce the speed limit?

Speaker 1 (24:12):
Y'all? Huh, because everybody thought about that. What we're gonna
do when the police start flying too? Oh, it's a
high it's a fly speed chase going down. How do
you even say, how do you even report the location
of a flying car?

Speaker 2 (24:28):
That's a great question. You just tell where it is.

Speaker 1 (24:31):
I mean it's over kind of on the highway. Well
not no more, it's back. They're going down at it
far south right. This is this is not worth it.
Sixteen year old's gonna be able to get these licenses, y'all? No, okay?
Is the current Is the flying car insurance supposed to
be the same as regular car insurance.

Speaker 3 (24:51):
I feel like it's like you're supposed to bunder that.
That's that's gonna be a separate fee.

Speaker 1 (24:55):
We have professional helicopter flying palaces that can't keep uh
keep flanes in the air. It can't keep helicopters in
the air.

Speaker 3 (25:05):
And uh, you know in certain areas of the country, Uh,
the people that that fly for like.

Speaker 2 (25:11):
The news, you know where they do a lot.

Speaker 3 (25:13):
Of construction kept crashing into them poles, so that for
some states they make them wrap up in lights so
they could be seen. I can see people tearing, tearing
the shit out at them, things just flying into them.

Speaker 2 (25:24):
Now the first time.

Speaker 1 (25:25):
Somebody pull up with one of them, maga kitted out
flying Oh no, if F one F fourteen one fifties.
I don't know what they're gonna call them, but you
know what that's gonna happen. Yeah, they're gonna be doing
flowers and and you know, people gonna get creative day.
They're are the top of the thing that with the

(25:46):
propellancy is gonna be led. They're gonna they gonna they're
gonna be spelling words and ship. No, thank you all
the people that's gonna be trying to holler chicks from
the side of the flying car.

Speaker 2 (25:59):
Hold up side and ship.

Speaker 1 (26:00):
You know, somebody gonna roll the window down and pass
out because there's no oxygen up there, kill everybody. It's
just these are all bad ideas. Somebody gonna run into
a kite A bird, yes, because it's birds is up
there all right.

Speaker 2 (26:15):
I don't even think about that.

Speaker 1 (26:17):
I got them birds. Somebody have a deuce in the quarter.
Flying car. They're gonna be flying off slow and ship
with the music blasting two miles an hour. You can't
do two miles hour in the air.

Speaker 2 (26:27):
You gonna die. You can't.

Speaker 3 (26:29):
They're gonna be They're gonna be what they called it,
rolling cold air.

Speaker 1 (26:34):
Yeah, somebody hooped. You gonna be fucking backfiring.

Speaker 2 (26:37):
It's it's a lot of problems. It's a lot we.

Speaker 1 (26:40):
Haven't solved regular car problems.

Speaker 3 (26:43):
They gonna put spinning spinning wheels, gonna be on the
on the side of the.

Speaker 1 (26:47):
Helicopter, like imagine, everybody, get everybody get flying cars. Now
you're stuck in traffic in the air. How that makes sense?

Speaker 2 (26:56):
Make that makes sense?

Speaker 1 (26:58):
Now you stuck your traffic in the air. I'm on
the ground going fine. That's just it's not worth it.
It's not worth it. Don't do it. People's leave them alone,
all right, let's get into some other stuff. You say
you're done right, all right, we'll get into us on.
I guess we do politics to get my head.

Speaker 4 (27:16):
I didn't know she was black until the number of
years ago when she.

Speaker 2 (27:19):
Happened to turn black, and now she wants to be
known as black.

Speaker 1 (27:23):
People have got to know whether or not their presidents
are crooked. Back, Well, I'm not a crook. I've learned
everything I've got saying in Tennessee. I know what she
affected club in Tennistry. But just fooling. We want we
want shame on, shame on, shame on, Shame on you,
Shame on you, shame. We can't get fooled again.

Speaker 2 (27:43):
I tell you what, I don't know about you, but
I'm going to go to bed.

Speaker 1 (27:47):
I'm going to White House unleashes MySpace inspired page mocking
Democrats nigga, oh do we in the White House? Quietly
out of a new page to its official website, a
my Space style profile page dubbed my space my safe Space.

(28:10):
While dressed like social media nostalgia, the move wasn't like hearted.
It was a pointed jab at democratic leadership. As a
government shut down persisted.

Speaker 2 (28:19):
It's just like the official dot gov.

Speaker 1 (28:22):
Mm hmm, yeah, we have a troll government, Like we
have a mean government.

Speaker 2 (28:29):
Yes we do. The government is mean.

Speaker 3 (28:31):
Thiss shiit not mean mean mean mean mean. Yeah, you're right,
I think I said mean. I'm like, yeah, them bitches
they mean.

Speaker 1 (28:41):
Nah, it's it's it's it's They're like, it's all just
it's it's AI videos or Trump shipping on people, you
know what I mean, Like, it's this is not professional
any way. They used a picture of Hakeem Jefferies into
sombrero by the way, with the mustache, the racist picture.

(29:02):
But yeah, they think it's funny. Shut it down. Male
fifty five year old Brooklyn, New York, United States, last
working day, October first, twenty twenty five. Mood difficult with
two with the e mooji that looks like two middle fingers,
Like I guess my thing is, who's falling for this?

Speaker 2 (29:26):
Right?

Speaker 1 (29:26):
Like? Are there people? How much hate do you have
to have for your fellow American that this satisfies you,
that this satiates you, rather than having a government that
is working that because I'm imagine there's some people that just.

Speaker 2 (29:49):
Must work on else they wouldn't do it, right.

Speaker 1 (29:52):
That look at these memes and think, ha ha, Trump's
so funny. You know, I remember how many comedians and
people said that dumb shit over and over again. Oh
Trumps so but he's so funny. You gotta give it
to him. Is it funny when the fucking government is
not working? When snap benefits are getting cut off? But
at least you got jokes. They got they got jokes
to post online for so like it's a social media

(30:14):
like it's a four Chan presidency. You know. Uh, they're
using memes on a message board but in real life
on our government websites. Like yeah, so that's a thing.
They they couldn't find time to negotiate reopening up the government,

(30:36):
but they could fund time to make a fake modspace pay.

Speaker 2 (30:39):
Because they're not they're not trying to run the government right.

Speaker 1 (30:45):
Trump administration to stop publishing immigration data as it ramps
up deportation. Agencies overseeing immigration have stopped publishing certain data,
making it increasably difficult to track the efforts of drastic
policy changes in the second Trump administration. The Department of

(31:06):
Homeland Security announced last week that it called a record
breaking number of five hundred what is called a record
breaking number of five hundred and twenty seven thousand deportations,
with three hundred and sixty four thousand, eight hundred coming
from Immigration and Customs enforcement and one hundred and sixty
two thousand, two hundred from Customs and Border Protection.

Speaker 3 (31:24):
We don't know because everything is fucking made up with them,
So we don't know if you're telling.

Speaker 1 (31:29):
The truth, right, How do we know?

Speaker 2 (31:32):
We don't. And that's the whole purpose.

Speaker 3 (31:34):
The whole purpose is to keep you uninformed, not give
you the truth, not you to them, because when you
don't know, you can't hold them quote unquote accountable because
nobody knows, and they purposely lose it just like what
your parents separate from their children. They purposely lose files,
don't update files. Shit, they might motherfucking burn it from
all we know, because the cruelty is the point.

Speaker 1 (31:55):
And this is why, you know, Like I said, I'm
not prone a conspiracy, but I'm not. I'm not dumb.
So when they did that stuff with the labor numbers,
and I know people are like, well, it's not unusual
that you get corrections from labor numbers and then like
the labor person in charge those numbers ends up like

(32:17):
being fired or resigning. Then they bring in like a
Trump loyalist. I'm never trusting those numbers again, are y'all?

Speaker 2 (32:23):
I'm not like I would like to, but.

Speaker 1 (32:25):
Not under this administration. I think they'll say whatever he
needs them to say, or they'll report it, and then
they'll get fired until the next until they finally get
somebody in there that's just not gonna do that job
right because he doesn't care about the truth, and everyone
goes along with the lie. That's more important to him
than than fixing the problem. He's the guy who's like, well,

(32:45):
you're like, hey, the windows opening, the AC's on and
it's causing the build to go how he goes, No,
the windows closed, Like what I'm looking the windows fucking
open my hands out the window. It's closed. And you're,
as matter of fact, you're rude for bringing that up.
Get the fuck out of the house. Uh you're bring
someone in who will tell me the windows close?

Speaker 2 (33:07):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (33:07):
And so it's one of those things but before yeah,
when everything was normal and functioning like it should, and
you had real company people like like in the positions.
Yes they they If they changed the numbers, y'all go okay.

Speaker 2 (33:21):
But when they made that.

Speaker 3 (33:22):
Change, all of a sudden, you going all the way
back to Biden's terms.

Speaker 2 (33:26):
Oh, them numbers wrong too, bitch, I don't trust you, right.

Speaker 1 (33:30):
It just happens to coincide with exactly what Trump been
telling y'all. So yeah, you know, we gotta believe these numbers,
and that means he's also always telling the truth, right.

Speaker 3 (33:39):
And it's also one of those things where you act
like people can't see the economy and can't see what's
really happening around them.

Speaker 1 (33:45):
Snap benefits will restart, but will be half the normal
payment and delayed because they tried to cut off to
that benefits when they already have a They supposedly have
a fund that can help people with some of the
SNAP benefits for a little while. Okay, now, for the record,

(34:07):
it's not that much, meaning it cost eight billion dollars
a month for SNAP. The fund is five billion dollars.
Not gonna get it, Yeah, they well, they won't get
all of it. They're gonna give them half, and it's
gonna be delayed, meaning people are missing their benefits. It's

(34:30):
the third I think. The first is when the cutoff
started and the Trump administration had sent notices to each
state to say, do not give out your Snap benefits
to people, do not give people any money, do not
and there were and I shout out to our age
Attorney General Jeff Jackson. He sued them. And that's the
only reason that they're doing this now is that the

(34:51):
judge ruled in his favor to be like, what, no,
you have to give these out because that's what the fund,
that's the five billion dollar fund is for for this
exact scenario. The cruelty of it is the point. They
want to make poor people feel the crunch and then
blame Democrats and see if Democrats will be weak enough

(35:12):
to fold on the live like, well, some people might
blame us, so we better just give them whatever they want.
No health care for people?

Speaker 2 (35:19):
Fuck it right.

Speaker 3 (35:20):
And also I think that they underestimated the Democrats backbone
and they really thought that they was gonna fold.

Speaker 2 (35:28):
But they was like, no, we're standing our ground on this.

Speaker 3 (35:30):
One because if y'all get what y'all want, it's gonna
make it much much worse. I'm not and it's bad
with people not getting it benefit that's a funny. But
if we let y'all do what you're gonna do, the
repercussions is gonna be worse than what it is now.

Speaker 1 (35:44):
So what we're gonna do, I'm.

Speaker 3 (35:46):
Gonna stay at you, and you're gonna stay at me,
and we're gonna fucking do this like like no, we
actually the people who got the power.

Speaker 1 (35:53):
We refuse at.

Speaker 2 (35:54):
This period of time to let y'all, let y'all get
away with this.

Speaker 4 (35:58):
No.

Speaker 1 (35:58):
You know what's crazy is that they don't need the
Democrats to do this shit.

Speaker 2 (36:03):
And that's what the Democrats.

Speaker 1 (36:04):
They can't get their own Republicans to get in line
on this because they know it's wrong. Some of them
still have a small, tiny fraction of a backbone, apparently,
or just they live in districts where it's like, man,
I can't do this, I will lose my seat.

Speaker 3 (36:18):
But they were like, y'all got the votes and the like,
if you wonte this bill done, y'all pass.

Speaker 1 (36:23):
It, and you know what, a lot of it's off cycle.
But there's a lot of elections tomorrow. Yep. If this
ship isn't reflected in the results, then what the fuck
are we doing as a country? If you were one
of these people affected by this and you set your
ass at home, or you were like, I'm still voting
for Trump. I still think it's gonna work out her man,

(36:46):
I just don't like that I can't say the R word. Okay,
this is the consequences of those actions coming back. This's
a group project, and we're felling it together, regardless of
how prepared some of us were. Now smart, we might
think we are the group project that's being failed. Is
past failed and what this has failure to me? And
it's gonna be interesting to see if these results don't

(37:07):
come home because a lot of times, a lot of
the reason that even some Republicans are even trying to
stand up is that they're afraid of losing seats. They're
afraid of losing offices and losing vote and support. So
they tried to get this done before November. And they
definitely want all this stuff taking care of before next
year's election, because that's a off cycle for president, but

(37:27):
on cycle for everybody else that show the consequences with
your votes.

Speaker 3 (37:35):
Yeah, I was just now thinking we early voted, But
I was just now thinking about this, And I will
stand by this. I don't care what people say online,
Like I'm gonna keep it real. You're whining and you're
complaining and you're crying, does not matter if your ass
don't go vote, because my thing is there's power behind

(37:55):
the votes. The fuck you're complaining for if you're not
willing to do anything about it. And I mean that
thing like I'm looking at the results. I don't give
a fuck about how it looks. I don't care if
it ain't pretty. I don't care if it ain't cute.
I don't care if it ain't everything. I won't I
don't care.

Speaker 2 (38:12):
Like my thing is this either shut up a vote,
and it's just that easy to me. I Like, I'm
to the point where I'm very.

Speaker 3 (38:23):
I know I'm using this word wrong and I'm gonna
say it again, but I'm very dogmatic and how I
feel about this goddamn thing. I'm like, shut the fuck up.
I don't want to hear your complaints. I don't want
hear your crime. I don't want to hear your whining.
Eye don't care because the people that are impacted by
a lot of this shit.

Speaker 2 (38:38):
The most y'all need those benefits.

Speaker 3 (38:40):
A lot of these white people that are like, yay,
they ain't got they benefits. Oh wait a minute, my
benefits ain't coming either. My Thanksgiving gonna get fucked up,
yeas bitch, Particularly if you live in the majority white
states and states that are Republican RAN you need these
benefits more than anybody else, because if you look at
the populace, white people are on these benefits more than

(39:01):
any other group, but it's presented to them like the
others or are the only people that I use in
these benefits.

Speaker 1 (39:07):
Yeah. One of the conspiratorial things I've been feeling lately is, uh,
whenever they do these interviews, I see clips going around
of like we talked to SNAP recipients, local SNAP recipients
about what does this mean the government funding shut down
for I know why that happened. Sorry about that. But

(39:29):
yet when they when they talk to these people about it,
they're like, yeah, so these government snap benefits and there's
black people, And I'm like, nah.

Speaker 2 (39:39):
Do some white folk go to these red states?

Speaker 1 (39:42):
Do some white folk? Man? Come on, now, come on,
that's not that's not accurate. No, it's notation. We had
to throw a dart at a at a at a
crowd of people that are on snap. The odds of
it hitting a black person is not just it's one
hundred percent. Let some of these white folks be the faces.

(40:04):
Go find them people that voted for this shit. I
think you always find them any other time. I think
it's be a very interesting time to find people who
are on government assistance but voted for Trump. Now, don't
don't go like I don't care about them and the
running when they're undecided. I care about the shit. Now,
let's talk about the consequence of your actions, right.

Speaker 3 (40:24):
And it's you know, it's also you know, one of
those things where you sit and you look and you're like, okay, now,
like I don't want to hear no crying and no
wining this shit When you can't get the services that
you need because this is the shit that you voted for.
We all have to suffer because of your choices.

Speaker 1 (40:41):
Rick Ross Stun's Maga crowd with Halloween performance in DC.
Rick Ross brought hip hop swagger to a Halloween party
pack with conservative elites in Washington, DC, performing at the
Cruel Kids Halloween event inside Saint Eve's Nightclub on Saturday night.
Why you can't fuck with none of these niggas. It

(41:04):
just is what it is. I don't know what to
tell you.

Speaker 2 (41:07):
That paycheck must have been nice.

Speaker 1 (41:10):
Yeah, it's crazy because like that means you sat there,
watched what people said about Snoop and others, and you went,
I want a piece of that you called Drake white
boy and all that shit, and then you went down
there and got them mega dollars. Like I mean, just
dumb and disappointing. Not that I held Rick rosson the

(41:33):
highest level of esteem, but it's like, damn what an ongo.
John Stewart was on a panel with The New Yorker
and he was talking about politics. He had this to say, I've.

Speaker 4 (41:48):
Got people in my family that are to the right
of attill of the hunt, and when people tell me, like,
how can you platform that person on your show? I go,
I platformed my uncle every fucking Thanksgiving.

Speaker 1 (42:01):
And by the way, I love him.

Speaker 4 (42:04):
He's a three dimensional human being who has qualities that
I really admire things about him.

Speaker 1 (42:11):
And we've lost that.

Speaker 4 (42:13):
We've lost the ability to love people because we lit
miss tests at every point, at every in every single moment.

Speaker 1 (42:29):
I see two white men on stage talking about politics
in a very white way.

Speaker 2 (42:38):
Impact him.

Speaker 1 (42:39):
And it is why you hear so much rage towards
folks like him too for me, and why I feel
like white people in America are not up for this
fight because they refuse to recognize it is indeed a fight.

(43:00):
He later went on to make jokes about Schumer, h
the Senate minority leader, and he loves taking shots at
him and talking about his glasses and how unrelatable he
is and how weak he is and effectless and all this,
you know, compromise he's doing, And shit, what's more compromising

(43:21):
than that? Like, it's not that I want. I I
know white folks feel like John Stewart is some sort
of savior. I don't know why they like. I know
he's good at channeling anger, but I feel like he's
the same as Schumer when it comes to just, uh,

(43:43):
we need to work together and get over all this
shit and capitulate or whatever. When he has his homie
Bill O'Reilly on the show, and I'm sure everybody in
that fucking office has to deal with the fact that
you're bringing in a person who's been credibly accused and
fire of sexual assaults and shit like that, which is
supposedly against all this shit you supposed to stand for.

(44:05):
Is this upright decent human being? But you glad hand
and pat him on the back, and that's your motherfucking buddy,
And we had to all bend over because he's your buddy,
and your buddy is more important than my fucking rights
or anybody on your staff's comfort, or with even your
own fucking sensibilities and moral principles and integrity. It's more
important that you be friends with somebody like that. This

(44:29):
is why people were, you know, already paving over who
Charlie Kirk was as as by the time he got
to the hospital. This is why we had eight years
of reconstruction and then we was right back to if
not know we were actually higher levels of racial violence

(44:51):
after Reconstruction went up because you, the white, supposedly upstanding, moral,
progressive liberal type, you have more empathy for a person
of your skin color that happens to hate others and
make things worse for everybody you claim to protect, you

(45:13):
claim to be on the side of, You claim the support,
you claim to be allied with, And I'm supposed to
listen to you lecture me about what the fuck politics
is and what's right and wrong because what your uncle,
your uncle, who might be a racist, who might be
a misogynist, who might vote for Trump, who because he's

(45:35):
your uncle, I gotta deal with the shit, right, And
so we got to drop trans positive issues because your uncle,
because you love your uncle and he's a three dimensional
person in you. I remember a long time ago, I
don't remember the exact episode, but we talked and I
had an epiphany on this show about there was this

(45:55):
article where the Daughters of the Confederacy or something they
had recovered the rebel yell. So the rebel yell is
like the what the Confederate soldiers in the South used
to say when they grew over in the battle. That
was their battle crowd to give rebel yell, and it

(46:15):
hadn't been you know, it's like, oh, we never heard it,
but no, no, no, So they went and found recordings of it,
and they played it. But the place they played it
and the place they recorded it at, was a celebration
of all of these older white Confederate soldiers who had
obviously lost the Civil War, but they wanted to reclaim

(46:39):
their fragile, broken white masculinity, their patriarchy, their place at
the you know, at the head of the table, because
that is still your daddy, regardless of him being a racist, trader,
greedy slave, slavery support and murderer. That is still your daddy.

(47:07):
And because that's your daddy, you have to hold him
in a place of esteem because you can't reckon with
your dad, not with the man who burped you, provided
for you, also being a piece of fucking shit. You can't.
You can't handle that, okay, individually, but because white feelings
become facts in America collectively, southern white people not being

(47:29):
able to handle that then becomes factual, right, it becomes
the lost cause, the War of Northern Aggression. It's about, oh,
the Battle of Brothers. It becomes not a traitorous insurrection,
but a civil war, right, it becomes these things because
they must be these things, because how else is these

(47:50):
fragile white psyche's gonna deal with this. It's why we
can't teach slavery in schools anymore, or black history anymore,
because what about these fragile white feelings. Their feelings become facts.
They must not be held accountable for that. They must
not learn about it, they must not feel bad about it,
so the rest of us must feel bad on behalf

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of you. And so I'm watching these people, lord, people
who I consider disgusting traders. You think you think the
people that didn't notin to eleven don't have families, right?
You think the Nazis didn't weren't fathers and daughters and shit? Like,
what the fuck do you think we're fighting? When you

(48:33):
say when you say this, he's a three dimensional person.
He was probably a three dimensional person. I don't give
a fuck. What does that matter to me? What does
that matter the six million Jews he killed? You're not
ready for this fight. That's why I'm mad. I'm not
mad at democrats.

Speaker 2 (48:50):
You.

Speaker 1 (48:51):
This is my point, and I'm glad he said it
because this is what I keep trying to relay and
I know there's people that don't get it. This is
why I don't get mad about the Democrats. This is
literally why we have a much bigger problem than whether
or not Corey Booker or fucking Haquem Jeffries or AOC
or Bernie or anyone politician can solve. We have a

(49:12):
much bigger problem. You got people in this country that
don't see they are fighting against somebody that's another person,
not a politician. Donald Trump isn't making Donald Trump is
an individual going in there and pulling the lever on
for himself. It's an it'sue a fellow citizen sit across

(49:33):
from them, you ride the bus together, yet they go
to the same gym as you. They might be in
the same cubicle. That's the person you're fighting when you
go to that voting booth. I'm not advocating for violence.
I'm just saying if you don't see it as a fight,
you just see it as like a thing that the
Democrats Blue as opposed to. Oh my god, these people

(49:54):
want it worse than us. I say I want peace
and civility, but I'm not really to fight for piece
of civility. I say I want to protect certain groups
and classes of people. But I'm not willing to, you know,
have a ostracizer with my with my uncle. I don't
want my uncle and me to have an awkward conversation.
So I'll just no blacks can vote. Then sorry, I'll

(50:16):
just keep losing the road in civil rights and keep
blaming Hillary Clinton rather than me, who has a platform himself.
For the record, right, and that's another thing he did
another slight of hand. Nigga, your uncle never been on
the Daily Show. You're lying, piece of shit. So what
are you talking about? Oh, our platform, our uncle, Thanksgiving? Actually,
you fucking don't, nigga, that's not the same thing. And

(50:38):
you fucking know it. You're not. Your fake civility is
costing us everything and you just keep going. But look
over there, Joe Biden, Hey, I'm just a comedian now,
piece of shit, man, you spineless fuck you have. It's
cowardice and it masquerades as civility. And and and to

(51:01):
think that you even could dare have some sort of
a sort of an attitude with any Democrat who's ever
tried to sit down and work with Republicans to get
something done. Bitch, you do it for free, and Thanksgiving.
What are you talking about? You have no room, you
have no room to criticize anything. Just it's it's feckless

(51:24):
and and it it's performative objectivity that pretends to be
some sort of progress. So hey, I can sit down
with the guy that calls Rod the N word and
we can just split we can just split a sandwich
Turkey Thanksgiving and his name? What is really about watching
the Cowboys play on a Thursday and just just you know, hey,

(51:46):
some you win ball up top, Sometimes you win, sometimes
you lose. That's the way they get to approach this ship.
And then they wonder why some of us don't trust
this collective thing? What? What the The fallout from twenty
twenty four is not simply Republicans won and they are

(52:07):
trying to get everyone who's not a white man out
of their paint. It's not just that. And this was
the lesson that I knew would come out of this shit.
And it's why I was so adamant. Just vote for Kamala.
Let's get this w because the fallout is also this shit.
It's this shit. It's him wistfully talking about his uncle

(52:30):
who never did shit for me. His uncle didn't look,
his uncle never took me to the ball game. He
he thow we didn't play catch. Okay, his uncle never
fucking came to my bar mitzvah. So I gotta deal
with him being weak towards his uncle as a true

(52:51):
hindrance to this American project that we are all failing
together because because he because he want to eat Thanksgiving
turkey with unk unc that's I gotta deal with that
shit because him soft soft as fuck man. So yeah,
it fuck him and fuck people that talk like him

(53:12):
and think like him. You weak and and like I said,
I would be fine if motherfucker's like that wasn't lecturing us.
I'm fine because like it's a bunch of people like him.
I'm not expecting everybody to not go home for Thanksgiving.
I don't give a fuck. But when you make it
my business, well listen. The the problem is the rest
of y'all. Can niggas come to your Thanksgiving?

Speaker 2 (53:32):
Bitch?

Speaker 1 (53:33):
Can they can? I roll up in there, and I
gotta deal with your uncle cause I'm knocking ass out
because he ain't my uncle. Now I'm the problem at
the party right now, the fucked up Thanksgiving. Watch your
mouth man, it's you just out here talking. You're just
out here talking like we can't hear. But these are
the platitudes that people fall in love with, and they
just think it comes from these politicians. It's coming from

(53:54):
all of you. It's coming from so many people, and
that that that need for reconciliation. It's trumping progress and
you don't see it that way. You know. It's Bill
Martin talking about Trump was nice to me when I
went to the house, and you got the nerve to

(54:14):
be smug to anybody. You cowered, bitch, Who are you
talking to like that? Like you just I just see
a bunch of rich white dudes on stage congratulating themselves.
Hey man, I'll sit down with a person that says,
uh uh vote no for Joe and Aho, because hey man,
we all got to come together, you know. And I

(54:34):
wouldn't say that, but you know he's my uncle, man.
And then he showed me my first Yankees game. Fuck
out of here.

Speaker 2 (54:42):
I think you mad?

Speaker 1 (54:44):
Oh yeah, we can move off.

Speaker 2 (54:45):
For this nonless you got nothing unless you got an
want to come.

Speaker 1 (54:49):
No no what the other one was George Clinton. But
I'll just be mad at that tomorrow. Uh, let's see
uh and shout out the him for John Stewart. He
got renewed for the Daily Show. He'll be doing this
job once a week while people feel so fucking excited

(55:09):
that this man comes through. People was doing that job
every day at a week, a different person every day
of a week. But somehow they gonna listen to him.
So they can just put out another smug video him
yelling at the keen Jeffries or some shit, and we
can act like that's fucking progress. You fucking bitch man,
I can't you fought the fire? You firing?

Speaker 2 (55:29):
Then?

Speaker 1 (55:30):
Who are these people? Right? This is what happens. This
country has moved more to the right. Everybody fucking lined
all this. Well, if they lose the fight against Trump,
the fight against what man, no kings marches is cool
and all that shit, but the energy has to be no.
It can't just be no kings. It gotta be no kings,

(55:52):
no knights, no motherfucking squires, no peasants. Everybody in the
fucking fiefdom gotta be persona none grinder. You gotta not
you gotta stop giving inches. And I would be fine
if these motherfuckers would just be like, listen, my uncle's
a piece of shit. But I would never have them
on the Daily Show because that's not a platform for

(56:14):
him to be on. Now you're like, well, I gotta
have Charlie Kirk on. I mean, listen, I have an
uncle that thinks like Charlie Kirk. Okay, do are you
making that mo fucking problem? Okay, all right, let's see
what should we get into next. You know, let's go
to the opposite way of a person like John Stewart

(56:38):
and uh let's try to get somebody welcome to the cookout.

(57:20):
I know it's probably five hundred dollars a plate to
get in that motherfucker. Because I'm gonna be honest, if
I could afford to get in there, I would absolutely
do that. Nigga, I get kicked out when he said that.
All right, well, it's like, I'm not gonna platform my
uncle Boom. Get him the funk out of here. Where
are y'all, gods of people at now? Y'all harassing Kamala

(57:41):
Harrison the book tour. Go get him too.

Speaker 2 (57:43):
That's my whole point. They harassing the wrong people.

Speaker 1 (57:47):
Sorry, I really did get mad Cookout. This is the
time or the show where we highlight the people that
are the opposite of John Stewart and and everybody else
that would throw it to the wolves because they got
a nice uncle that's also racist. Mackenzie Scott, who is
becoming quite the staple in this segment. She has now

(58:14):
gifted eighty million dollars to Howard University, marking one of
the school's largest donations. And it's one hundred and fifty
eight year history. Let's go yeah, mm hmm she uh, she's.
The gift is unrestricted, meaning they can use these resources
however they choose. Let's go. She's worth thirty four thirty

(58:41):
five point six billions. She's Of the eighty million, sixty
three will go towards Howard University, seventeen million will go
to the college, to the school's College of Medicine, which
marks the biggest, one of the biggest largest single donations
to Howard. And it's one hundred and fifty eight year history.

Speaker 2 (59:00):
Let's go.

Speaker 1 (59:01):
Mm hmmm mm hmm. Yeah, she out here. She also
gave money to let me just make sure I get
to school, right. I want to say it was like
either more House or Spellman that she gave money to
today as well or this week as well, uh what, yes,

(59:22):
thirty eight million. She just oh my god, Oh my god. Yeah,
Clark Atlanta and Spellman.

Speaker 2 (59:33):
Yeah, and and and it's.

Speaker 3 (59:34):
One of those things where I don't mean no harm,
like she's out here doing the work like a lot
of these other people just be talking, but she out
here like, hey, dog, y'all talking.

Speaker 2 (59:44):
I'm gonna get this money now.

Speaker 3 (59:46):
Not only am I gonna get this money, I'm gonna
let it be known that I'm giving this money, so
you know, you won't question kind of where I.

Speaker 2 (59:54):
Stand on things. M hm, you know type of things.

Speaker 3 (59:58):
So I appreciate her because but all the ship going on,
these university are gonna need every single fucking dollar.

Speaker 1 (01:00:06):
Yeah, so yeah, shout out to Mackenzie. Uh, we appreciate
your sens and welcome to the cookout. Yeah, we love

(01:00:34):
to see it.

Speaker 2 (01:00:35):
Literally, I mean she going behind now scholarships.

Speaker 1 (01:00:41):
Let's see, I'm doing another one different story.

Speaker 2 (01:00:46):
M hm.

Speaker 1 (01:00:47):
I said I would keep it short. You know what.
Let's go ahead and get into this guest. The race,
all right, Uh, guess the race music? There we go.

(01:01:07):
It's time to catch the race. It's time to catch
the race. It's time to catch the race. It's time
to catch the race, all right, guess the race. Time,
go around a globe, find different articles, Guess the race
of the people involved. Of course, uh Karen plays chat
room plays and much like John Stewart's uncle, they're all racists.

Speaker 2 (01:01:31):
Oh no, I would have been in this group.

Speaker 1 (01:01:36):
Offended man arrested for ripping Pride flag off of Starbucks wall.

Speaker 2 (01:01:44):
Stopbucks be taking als for no reason.

Speaker 3 (01:01:47):
They like, like like they literally just be mine their business.

Speaker 2 (01:01:51):
They like every cop should be trying to Kirk.

Speaker 1 (01:01:52):
Okay, you know I ain't ever just want a frappuccino.

Speaker 2 (01:01:57):
Right, And and I thought about it.

Speaker 3 (01:01:58):
I was like, y'all do no, I've been to other
coffee shops and I and I told Roderic, I think
it's because they handwrite it. Everybody else just type that
shit in print, smack a sticker on it.

Speaker 1 (01:02:07):
Well, you're talking about Charlie Kirk, but I'm saying this
is a Pride flag just had nothing to do with
his order. I mean, y'all didn't just you don't just
leave a house and be like, man, I just would
like a scone. You just lead a house like I
want a scone.

Speaker 3 (01:02:18):
But yeah, they like and you know what, you know,
they probably targeted that Starbucks too. They probably walking every
day just mad, like that day is that.

Speaker 1 (01:02:27):
Day he was offended by a Pride flag hanging in
the coffee shop. Through his he threw his drink on
the flag and then ripped it. So we're you even thirsty?

Speaker 2 (01:02:36):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:02:37):
You wasted good drink.

Speaker 2 (01:02:38):
They don't even know how to protest. Right, they got
your they got your twenty five.

Speaker 1 (01:02:41):
Dollars, right, he too his drink. I don't understand it
costs twenty five.

Speaker 3 (01:02:46):
Now, shit test me like that, like like you know,
set out the black out hoo tips and then just
be like fuck it, I'm burning the T shirt.

Speaker 2 (01:02:53):
Go ahead.

Speaker 1 (01:02:54):
He threw his drink on the flag, then ripped it
from the wall and stuffed the item in the garbage can.
Tucker Can, thirty one was arrested yesterday for criminal mischief
in connection with the incidents at a Starbucks in Florida.
Investigator Say camp Seting at the right entered the Starbucks
around nine to fifteen am and spoke to a manager
about being offended by the flag and the fact that

(01:03:14):
they should put up an American flag. Can you imagine
being this manager? Hey, customer will to see you up front. Oh,
somebody gets order on. No, you'll see right right down town.

Speaker 2 (01:03:31):
You'll see like, hmmm, skills, Come on up to the front.
They just just be paying. Put your patients cap on.

Speaker 1 (01:03:39):
After the worker explained that it was their policies to
display the Pride flag, Kemp allegedly decided to take matters
to his own hand. He doused the flag in tea.
Oh he was sipping tea. You were sipping tea. You
not no tough guy. You were sipping tea from Starbucks,
not sweet tea.

Speaker 2 (01:03:56):
I ain't no Starbucks old tea.

Speaker 1 (01:03:58):
You were sipping green tea. It's like that, is it?
He was holding that cup because it's no there's no
mainly way to hold that cup bycause like that is it.

Speaker 2 (01:04:05):
I ain't got no handles.

Speaker 1 (01:04:06):
And green macha is going all over that flag because
I'm sick of games. One more right, he blew on
the front. One more ship for the road. Now it's
going I'm mad.

Speaker 3 (01:04:20):
I'm gonna toss this pumpkin spice tea all over this flag, right.

Speaker 1 (01:04:24):
Uh. Booked in the jail on misdemeanor, County is free
from custody. They call heys about two hundred and ten
dollars in damages to the wall in the flag. He
works as a sale manager at Dignity Memorial, which is
a funeral home.

Speaker 3 (01:04:40):
I wouldn't want if I if I have services day,
I would cancel it. Fuck you know, I don't know
what you're gonna do to my body.

Speaker 1 (01:04:45):
No, thank you, that's his problem. But he don't like
cancel culture.

Speaker 3 (01:04:48):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:04:49):
According to Polo records, he lives in Clorado with his
wife and young daughter and as a registered Republican. Karen
guess the race, don't say yeah. His Facebook intro says
his priorities are number one God, number two family, and
number three business the business of getting these gay flags
off the wall. In a post yesterday linked to Fox
News story about a purported Bible by and boom in

(01:05:11):
the wake of Charlie Kirks killing, Karen guess the race
of mister Tucker.

Speaker 2 (01:05:14):
Kemp related Tucker calson.

Speaker 1 (01:05:19):
My first name, the Tucker family. They are two last names.
I mean Tucker Carlson and Tucker Kemp. Let's check the
chatter see what they believe. The fuck your feelings, people
catching feelings? White John Stewart's uncle White only one black.
That was only no one black. That was Tucker. He
was in the movies. That's a classic white man Nates

(01:05:40):
male Tucker, the dumb fucker, white, white earl gray t
and white snowflake.

Speaker 3 (01:05:46):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:05:47):
The correct answer is, and let me scroll to the
top so I can get to the right playlist. I
don't know how I got to the bottom. But the
correct answer is everyone said the same thing. You got
it right? White? Uh that's him right there. Uh you

(01:06:10):
kind of looked like he would be a Charlie Kirk fan.

Speaker 2 (01:06:13):
Yeah, you know, he dedicated.

Speaker 1 (01:06:15):
Man. Do you tell your wife that when you get
home the face? Yeah, So we can't go back to
the Starbucks up the street no more.

Speaker 2 (01:06:25):
What happened?

Speaker 1 (01:06:27):
They had those Pride flags out and you know, gay
people having but our son is gay, all right? Uh
they better not be who not not in the house.
Let's do another one, guys. Okay, Oh, now this one's

(01:06:47):
a bit violent. Okay, guys, but no one died. But
it's very violent.

Speaker 2 (01:06:53):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:06:56):
A twenty four year old man in South Carolina will
spend several decades behind bars for trying to kill his girlfriend,
shooting at the victim more than forty times after she
confronted him about using her car to cheat on her
with another woman.

Speaker 2 (01:07:10):
The nerve forty times he was trying to take her
out of here. You are.

Speaker 1 (01:07:20):
Having sex with other women in my car, right with
my sorority plates on the front. And then when I
just have the nerve to say, hey, that's messed up,
you like, Oh, I guess I should kill you. Oh boy,
the audacity kel Breads and Trel Stringer. It's gonna serve

(01:07:43):
thirty five years in state correctional facility over your attack.
The judge handed down the sentence at their Jerry found
Stringer guilty on one count each of attempted murder, possessing
a weapon during the commission of a crime, disarging dig
discharging the firearm into a dwelling, and discharging the firearm
into an occupied vehicle. Oh Is, April seventeen, twenty twenty three,

(01:08:04):
he borrowed his then girlfriend's car while she was at work.
Oh so she got the job, and you your job
is cheating? Oh so?

Speaker 3 (01:08:12):
Oh so she got so you come up there? So
she getting off on her lunch break or getting ready
to go home in her cogn.

Speaker 1 (01:08:18):
I don't know that he stole a car, borrowed the car.

Speaker 2 (01:08:21):
Oh okay, so she was like, yeah, you can have it,
and he probably.

Speaker 1 (01:08:24):
Drove her to work like baby boy, know.

Speaker 2 (01:08:26):
What I bet she? Betty? Betty did and got.

Speaker 1 (01:08:29):
In the streets when she finished her shift. Stringer used
a girlfriend's car to pick her up. While they were
driving home to Cowpins, a town in Spartanburg County, another
woman called his girlfriend. Uh called his girlfriend a legend.
Stringer had engaged in infidelity that day and used her
vehicle to do so. Shout out to the homegirls, snatch.

Speaker 2 (01:08:48):
And bet She was like, you know what, I'm gonna
let you know right now. You know this is what's happening.

Speaker 1 (01:08:52):
She saw him pulling up on somebody and she was like,
that is not Sheila. Who is that in the car
with him?

Speaker 2 (01:08:57):
Oh? Somebody reckgized that vehicle.

Speaker 1 (01:09:01):
Yes, it was a friend of hers. A verbal argument
between string and his girlfriend and Sue. Once they arrived
at Cowpins, she had him exit her vehicle so she
could continue home alone. As his girlfriend began to drive away,
he fired a handgun toward her vehicle over forty times.
Did you have to reload with at forty in the clip.
What forty bullets?

Speaker 2 (01:09:22):
You didn't use a machine gun? God damn.

Speaker 1 (01:09:24):
Authority said. Several shots struck a nearby home, while none
of the shots hit the girlfriend's vehicle. One of those
struck the girlfriend in the neck, where she managed to
continue to drive away from him before calling now on
one and the interview would investigator. Stringer initially claimed that
an unknown person had been following the couple and shot
at him while he ran away. This is a yeah,

(01:09:45):
come on that. The police are like, okay, buddy, go
ahead and put the headcuffs on there, so you just
on lie, okay, cool, put on the handcuffs. However, come on,
you're going to jail. And I witness testified a trial
that only one car, the one belonging the Stringers girl friend,
was the only vehicle on the road at the time
of the shooting. He invented a whole different plot.

Speaker 2 (01:10:06):
They do that, the whole lass story. This don't make sense.
So we found all the cases. They come from this
one gun.

Speaker 1 (01:10:13):
That's the race of cal Breeze and trells. Stringer Black,
Karen's going black, all right, yeah, where are the people
that really did this? Al Green Black trying to avoid
that pot of grits? Black? Any word? Are you crazy? Black?
Dolf had a song called one hundred shots and he

(01:10:34):
still lived? Forty shots seemed light, light work. Uh, I
think didn't Dolf not live? Am? I? Are we thinking?
The two different doves?

Speaker 3 (01:10:43):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:10:43):
Need to be registered for a gang affiliation of Kevin
Samuel's Disciples. Black the correct Black? Hilarious speak of the dead. Yeah,
that's wild, that's audacity, he like, because that means somewhere

(01:11:06):
deep inside, he was like, how dare you?

Speaker 3 (01:11:09):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:11:10):
How not allow me to cheat on you in your
car and you're gonna just make me walk home? This
is a killable offence on your hair, on your part,
I'm you on your part. Like if she would have
shot him, I would have been like, oh yeah, well
that makes sense she was so mad and that he'd
have done He was like, no, I shoot you. You
you was wrong. I was right, you was wrong. Oh

(01:11:30):
my goodness. All right, let's get to the final round. Guys,
kars too for two? Why I ain't racist?

Speaker 3 (01:11:41):
How can I be racist about anybody or any in
my life?

Speaker 1 (01:11:48):
How can I call them niggas?

Speaker 2 (01:11:50):
Just call them niggas?

Speaker 1 (01:11:53):
It's hard boast Brothers high jumping speed chucking three hundred
and sixty degree basketball. A Florida man, upset with his
roommate over unwanted guests, allegedly gave him an ultimatum, either
you leave or I'm gonna make you leave before throw it.

Speaker 2 (01:12:17):
I said, oh, that's ultimatum.

Speaker 1 (01:12:19):
It is ultimatum. That's literally what he did before throwing
hot grease on the victim. Grease, hot grease is the
fish grease?

Speaker 4 (01:12:28):
Grease?

Speaker 1 (01:12:29):
I don't know, maybe it'll be in the article. William Clark,
fifty four, of Tallahassee is facing the charge of aggravated
battery to cause bodily harm on the October twentieth attack
with a probable cause out for David outline of how
he was so upset at the victim that he refilled
the grease in case he had to use it on
the victim again. Oh no, mm hmm, A sout and batter.

Speaker 2 (01:13:00):
Like you stay ready. You ain't got to get ready.

Speaker 1 (01:13:02):
The roommate who was recording Clark with itself on at
the time of an incident which started with Clark slowly
walking over to the man with a pan of grease
that he was using to fry ribs.

Speaker 2 (01:13:14):
Oh, you're f rams.

Speaker 1 (01:13:15):
He was frying. Oh you got this, the victim apparently asked,
right before Clark allegedly threw the grease from the hot
pan onto him, causing serious burns to the left side
of his face, his neck, upper left arm, and led
to his hospitalization. The pan Clark is holding his visibly
steaming from the heat of the grease. The recording begins

(01:13:37):
with the victim in the hallway of the residents. Oh
my god, this is so crazy. While Clark is in
the kitchen. Clark walks out the kitchen into the hallway
towards a victim and makes a statement, either you leave,
I'm gonna make you leave. The victim was allegedly in
a location of the apartment where he had no mode

(01:13:57):
of retreat. Oh, that's a trick question, leave on leave?
I can't you at the door?

Speaker 2 (01:14:02):
You at the door.

Speaker 1 (01:14:03):
Grease was found throughout the residence in the hallway. What
the victim said, The.

Speaker 3 (01:14:07):
Paint done melted the floor, floor, floor, don't melting? Everybody
walking in sliding, of course, great.

Speaker 1 (01:14:14):
Said, will no word. If it was porker beef ribs,
he said a question.

Speaker 3 (01:14:19):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:14:19):
The grease is also located in a in a pan
on the stove, so that was the refill. According to
Clarkey and the victim have had ongoing disputes about the
roommate allowing subjects to come over and use the bathroom
and shower. Clark told the police the victim was turning
the home into a drug zone, with a friend of
theirs confirming the cops that Clark was upset over the

(01:14:41):
roommate having guessed over and was yelling about it prior
to the incident. So it's like my roommate be letting
be having drug people in here. They be using our
bathroom and stuff, like, I don't feel safe, and now
I got it. Now the only way to solve this
is to put hot grease on them and refill it
just in case. No, how you gonna throw hot grease
on somebody and then like, I mean, I guess, yeah,

(01:15:04):
they gotta go because they can't. You can't let him
sleep there. He throw hot grease on somebody and they survived.
I mean, they kind of gotta get you back, right.
Clark first stated during questions that he threw the grease
on the victim because he started recording and yelling. He
was not leaving. Clark several minutes later then said that
the victim stood up in a threatening matter and lunch
at them. Oh that's a I know that good old

(01:15:25):
lie when I see one. He thought he had a
time to think about his life, Like shit, I need
to say. I was under the tackle. I was scared
for my life. We have it on video. You said leave.
I'll make you leave. Here's some hot grease, and I'm
gonna go get some more. He stood up and lunched
at me, sir. We have the video. The camera doesn't
show him standing up or lunching at all. You couldn't

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hear it, but he kind of like did sign language
on the right hand with his other hand, and it
was like, I'm gonna kill you for real. Clark was
allegedly unable to articulate what made his roommate's actions threatening
and stay that that he held that paying the hot
grease to use it as a weapon and to defend himself.
The roommate ran from the apartment at the being attacked,
and the police were called. He was transported by so

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like you who you can't stay there anymore? Right now,
it's just the roommates place.

Speaker 2 (01:16:18):
Right and I can't get my shit. It's gonna be
me and the police coming again. Yeah, to be sure,
you don't.

Speaker 1 (01:16:23):
I feel like you can't. I feel like you You
the one thats gonna be staying in jail. He's gonna
be staying in the crib. Now. The good news is
in jail, there's not a lot of hot grease. The
bad news is everybody uses the bathroom. It's really not
and there's a lot of times people might be on

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drugs and they use the bathroom. So all right, can
I guess the race of mister William Clark.

Speaker 2 (01:16:54):
M for the fact that he was frying ribs, I'm gonna.

Speaker 1 (01:16:58):
Go okay, car using her deductive reasoning, using grease as
a weapon at a decoration Big Mama black can that season,
Lard had called that glory grease black, a bunch of
black folks, black, Crisco kid, black, big Mama, your arm black,
frying ribs, black man. Everybody went black eating pork black.

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We didn't save it. We didn't say what kind of ribs.

Speaker 2 (01:17:24):
Yeah, that is saying if they would be for pork.

Speaker 1 (01:17:26):
Yeah, we don't know. The Crisco kid is good. The
correct answer is black. I don't think anyone missed any
of these. These are some pretty uh oh.

Speaker 3 (01:17:43):
He did that, and he meant but he's when he
looked when he looked that room in the eye he
met that.

Speaker 1 (01:17:49):
Yeah, that's the face he looked when he was holding
when he was pouring the grease in that pan, just
turning it up, because you know, he wasn't he wasn't
really gonna fry the ribs at that point. That was
some left over rib But that second one wasn't for frying,
that was for scarring. He was like, turn it.

Speaker 2 (01:18:05):
Up the high. Oh yeah, he had planned to really
give him the second.

Speaker 1 (01:18:09):
Time, the highest temperature possible for this grease.

Speaker 2 (01:18:12):
What's the smoke point?

Speaker 1 (01:18:14):
You must think fat me ain't greasy?

Speaker 2 (01:18:16):
Come on, now, I bet you one thing. I bet
you the rips were absolutely delicious fries. Because I was

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like fried reels. But then I thought about it for
a second.

Speaker 3 (01:18:42):
I was like an old black man, you know, he
come on, he was like, it's too cold to be outside.

Speaker 2 (01:18:47):
No, I put him on the grill, but I found
out I could fry.

Speaker 1 (01:18:52):
Several police cars are dispatching southern Germany on Friday evening
after a porter of a woman carrying a sword. A
police spokesman said the emergency all has sounded very dramatic,
and officers were sent to search for the supposedly armed
woman in the area of nia Um in the southern
state of Bavaria.

Speaker 3 (01:19:09):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (01:19:10):
Maybe have we checked on her though? I told her
to go in people's jars, but I didn't say anything.
I carrying a sword.

Speaker 2 (01:19:16):
No, no, no.

Speaker 1 (01:19:18):
However, they found the alarm had been prompted by two boys,
one of whom was wearing a manga costume. Not maga manga,
m A n g a anyway, Yeah, the other carrying
a plastic sword in a scabbard as part of a
Halloween costume. Since the boys are not broken any laws,
they were allowed to continue playing without any problems. Oh
what a country, What a fucking country. Oh man, nobody

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got shot anyway. Uh, congratulations for having a safe country,
even though y'all got swords. All right, y'all, until next time,
I love you.