Amy's Adoption Update After Haiti Trip + Bobby's Thanksgiving Recap + Eddie Accidentally Leaves His Son In Car

Amy's adoption update following her holiday trip to Haiti, Bobby recaps his Thanksgiving holiday and Eddie accidentally left his son in the car again

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Everybody transmitting across America show. Yeah, good morning, morning, morning morning,
and welcome back. All right, Amy signed the studio. Yeah,
she's in the other room. Amy's back from Haiti. So
we'll get the full low down on that. Everybody's back

(00:23):
from Thanksgiving. We'll get all the lowdowns on that a lot. Wow.
Still I think I'm still full from Thanksgiving, okay, because
I'm still eating all the food from Thanksgiving all right
in the world. All right, hey, somebody get Amy in here.
All right, we're gonna start this show now. Recognizing people
doing cool things. It's a lot of times we don't

(00:45):
think of cats as being like super life saving animals.
You know. Well, a family in Long Island lost at home,
but the cat welcome up. Peter and Susan is sleep
in the bed, two kids sleeping. The cat Houdini comes
up and starts clawing at her and jump on burn
over and over again. She's like, I've never seen a
cat act like that. So she got up, realized the
house was on fire, and they were able to get
all the kids because Whodini, the cats saved them. Whodin

(01:09):
that's a good name for a cat too. But a
cat saved them there you go, whod need the cat?
I see you, Bobby Bones show, It's producer Raymond. Over
the long weekend, there was Black Friday violence. One person
was shot outside of Missouri mall, and brawls closed in
Alabama shopping center outside of Birmingham, and other news of

(01:29):
volcano eruption shut down the ball the airport overseas, straining
tens of thousands of tourists, some of them Americans. They're
warning there could be a larger eruption. And finally, it's
cyber Monday. Make sure you hit up those Internet deals today,
sales going on all day. Get show your Monday positivity

(01:50):
right now. For tell me something good. I had the
most entertaining one a long time. This guy named Lauren
So he he's on disability because he's in a car accident.
It cost him as a leg left him out of work.
He's watching that antique road show and what happens is

(02:10):
in the show, people take their crap up there and
they're like, hey, how much is this worth? A lot
of times nothing, Sometimes it's crazy. So he saw this
rare Navajo blanket worth a half a million dollars, and
he's like, I have a blanket I often wear. It
looks like that. So it gets in a praise in

(02:30):
this blanket for so he goes, I'm gonna put it up.
Frouction butts it up froction admitting war ensues one point
five million dollars ridiculously. Yeah, that's awesome. Examine my Navajo blankets. Okay,

(02:53):
So there's this three year old German shepherd has been
hanging out of the public library since it was a puppy,
sort of a straight They would just take it in
and take care of it. Well, then animal control officers
got involved and kind of kicked the dog out. So
then the staff members at the library decided to do
something about it, and they entered the dog into a
program called Reading to Dogs for Children, and so it's

(03:14):
now a service animal. He's allowed into the library and
children get to read to it. That's funny. They made
a service animals to get around the system. I've also
done that. It's called Quacker. Quacker the dog. Yeah, Quacker alright.
Eight years ago, this Ohio family started a tradition on
Black Friday, they go to the store, find the best
deal they could on a coat, and buy someone donate
them to charity. It started out with four coats. This

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year they took donations with the Old Navy and bought
eight hundred and fifty jackets and donated them all to charity. Wow,
that's a good one, lunch Box. Where did you do Thanksgiving?
I was in Houston with the in laws. Oh, you know,
it was fine, a little bit awkward and just because
my mother in law always likes to make things awkward,

(03:56):
but that was good. What do you mean she likes
to make things awkward. She's kind of intimidated by me
being a celebrity, and so she doesn't know how to
joke around with me, and she gets a little nervous
around me, so she tries to make jokes and they're
not I don't know, she just makes it awkward. Your
mother in law thinks you're a celebrity. Absolutely, Like when
we go out in Houston, I get recognized. It's like

(04:18):
they freak out. She's just like, I don't get it.
Like one of her friends texted something about the buy
a Bone show and so she oh, here, let's take
a selfies. We can send it to her and takes
a picture like she's for your mother in law. Yeah,
Like he knows we're not famous, right, No, I disagree.
You disagree. Now he thinks he's super famous. I do,

(04:39):
And then I think she knows it, and so she
gets like, I don't know if she gets nervous around
a celebrity, it's weird. Do you feel a sense of power?
Since I do? Feel like a big deal, like worry
about it? All right? Well, welcome back from Thanksgiving break
everybody would Amy's thirty second skinny Florida Georgia lines. Tyler

(05:04):
Hubbard went under the knife over Thanksgiving. Tyler so part
of his holiday in the hospital recovering from back surgery.
A day later he was up and moving around. I
read that he's been dealing with this back pain for
years and he finally decided to do something about it.
So congrats to Landco. Their song Greatest Love Story is
the new number one song took almost literally how long?

(05:30):
How long? Eleven months? Because in January then had a
song in the top fifty. Ever they had singles out,
but it never hit. So I picked him as one
of the Class of and it has taken until November
twenty seven, January. Great congratulations. I'm a huge fan and
I like those guys a lot. So congratulations to Lanka.
That's awesome. I'm Amy. That's your thirty seconds guinea. Go ahead.

(05:52):
Sorry today, this story comes us from Claire County, Michigan.
A thirty eight year old man was having some break
problems with his call and he's like, I'm not paying
a mechanic to fix that, I'll do it myself. So
he gets under there, fix the brakes, takes it for
a little test driver on the block. Breaks, no work.
He had to crash the car into his own house.

(06:12):
I'm lunchbox, that's your bone head story of the day.
At least it was his own house where he probably
knew he could put the car and not hit anyone
in the house. Meaning you gotta make a bad choice,
so at least make the best bad choice you can
possibly make. Yeah, Also the story, don't fix your own brakes,
you know, unless you're a brake specialist. All right, there

(06:35):
you go, everybody transmitted America Show. It's almost in a
major accident this morning. So we drive in so early.
There are no red lights, there are only blinking yellows.
But there are still stop signs, and I'm going on

(06:57):
the main road and it's just blinking yellow blak and yellow,
blake and yellow, and the car comes flying out. Had
I not nailed my brakes and I'm probably doing so
at a decent upright to speed I have. My brakes
are hard that I got in. This car just creeps
right through the middle. Like my goodness, Yeah, my life

(07:17):
didn't flash before my eyes because I wasn't doing seventy
But still I don't know because it's so early that
they were drunk or just not paying attention, but almost
on a major accident. I think the old big man
upstairs looking out for him. I think he wants a
good show. Today's probably that's what That's what I was
taking out of his day show, alright, Amy, best and

(07:44):
worst from Thanksgiving. The best of times is that I
got to spend it with my kids, and worst was
that I had spaghetti for Thanksgiving. Well, you were in Haiti, Yeah,
I know. We did go out to eat and I
kind of thought this restaurant might have some sort of
a Thanksgiving US menu and none of I don't know.
We ended up getting spaghetti and pizza and it was fine.

(08:05):
It sounds way better than what normal things. There's the reason.
Let me tell you why. Because we have Christmas and
people have the same Christmas dinner in less than four weeks. Yeah,
I'm looking forward to it too, because I missed it
on things I wanted stuffing or dressing whatever and sweet
potatoes and all that. But so that was my worst.
I think it's top. And next hour, after the morning corner,

(08:28):
we'll get a full update on your trip to see
your kids and the orphanage and Haiti. And but I
guess I want to know and you just answer it
and not really feel us entil later. But do you
think now you will be getting your two kids to
the United States before Christmas? Yes, you do think that? Wow,
I need to know what? Okay? So top the next hour,
all right, lunchbox best and worst. Best times was just

(08:51):
having good food and getting away from work for a
little while, relaxing. And the worst was I wasn't with
my family, mals with the my wife family. And then
that's not your family, your family, that your family, I
can't Okay, they're my family, but not my family and
my blood. Don't just twitch out with your wife on holidays. Yeah,

(09:14):
And so this year was her Thanksgiving, so we went
and I wish I was with my family. Yeah, I
just would avoid saying they're not your family, Like, yeah, yeah, listen,
what do I know? I'm not married? No, you're right,
you should probably avoid that. Yeah, but it's not because
like when you're leaving, they say love you. I mean,

(09:34):
do you do you love your wife's family? Do you
love your wife's family? I don't know. I don't know
if I do you love you? I don't know. I've
always felt if I didn't know, I didn't, I don't
if I don't like them people enough, you say that
when you leave, like you, I just got to say
see later. I don't ever say it back every romantic

(09:55):
relationship I've ever been in, right there, he just described
it in a Thanksgiving dinner with his other family. So
you don't I'm not even saying you're wrong. No, I've
never said that. But do you love your wife's family
like love? I would say no, it's an absolutely fair
thing and honest thing to say. If you feel that.
We've only been married two years, right, damn time love them.

(10:17):
I'll just get to know, like how many years a date? Twelve?
They weren't family then there were there? You dated for twelve.
A delayed reaction from I was like when I don't know. Okay, um,

(10:39):
well that's interesting, lunch box. I think it's it's honest too,
and I apply to you for that. Like, see, you
guys really love each other's famis, Like, I mean, I've
known mine since I was like two years old. Amy,
would you say you love your husband's family? Yes, with
all your heart? Yes, I love them. You're in laws
love them? Yes? Okay, there you go. But she's known
them for a long time because I was a kid.

(11:01):
So yeah, like best free is like I wouldn't played
a Turkey goll flight football game and that was fun
because it was the weather, it was great. We played
it the Westlake High School football field and it was good.
I mean, I always felt like eventually I would get
to the age where there wouldn't be fights like during

(11:22):
a flight football game, and it was awesome that that
that finally happened. But that wasn't this year. It wasn't
no fights. Well, everybody kept getting injured and we can't
have them to switch teams in shirts like a hired ref.
Well we do always until this year because yeah, that's
where I think the fight's coming. This year, everybody got
to fight because you have to have to switch teams
because they make kept getting hurt. Oh that's yeah, I'll

(11:45):
tell you that later. But it was like, no, we'll
take it. It was a we're adult man at this point.
But that was It was a lot of fun. The
worst was I bought a turkey already cooked. I got no,
it's amazing. It's like, whoa, that's full meal already cooked
like X courses, but in turkey was rather big. But
it's already cooked. And the gut into the house and

(12:05):
it said two point five more hours of cooking. That's
not part of the deal. Oh no about a pre
cooked turkey for the whole reason. So I had to
peel off paper and putting the album two and a
half hours, which delayed Thanksgiving dinner. Huh, I wonder so
that I wonder what the reason why'd that is? So

(12:25):
that's like really fresh or it gives that turkey aroma.
If it says fully cooked, you should just have to
heat it up no more than thirty minutes. It's very disappointed.
That's my worst of time. Also, I went crazy not
having to work. I can't do this four days off
in a row. I don't know what I'm gonna do.
At Christmas. I'm telling you, guys, I don't know what
I'm going to do. I'm going to absolutely go crazy. Well,

(12:48):
don't call us. I'm not going to. Don't worry. I
didn't call you during the brain I meant to, don't
don't worry you guys during your own family break while
I have no family and no, I will not call
you that. I will don't worry. I will not call

(13:11):
anybody everybody here. You're clear for me calling you if
I get lonely. Okay, but let's go. If you're eating
something and a fly lands on it, you should throw
it out. What The research found that flies have the
potential to carry on much much, much more dangerous bactury
than we thought, including tons of salmonella and e coal lie,

(13:33):
which is basically poop. So if a fly, yeah, I mean,
if it's a little feet lands on other things and
then comes lands, yeah, So people have some sort of
notion that just to fly a little bit of feet,
how much get that little bitty and that's what makes
you sick. But I'm telling you, if I'm outside and
it's like hot dogs or flies everywhere on stuff, a

(13:54):
flat of waste food, you gotta eat food under a net,
like you gotta get under this is what you do
this you're always looking a shark tank ideas. I just
thought on one. It's a food net, just like you
do whenever you have mosquito nets. You go out, it's
time to eat for your Fourth of July or whatever.
You put the net over you the little hole. You
grab your food and you eat from the hole inside.

(14:14):
Like it sounds crazy, but there you go, always looking
at for ideas. There you have it. So Producer Ready
has a four year old and a nine year old,
and we talked about these stories because we see them
in the news and people leave their kids in the
car and just forget more like, oh, they probably done
a purpose. And he's done it before. Yeah, where you

(14:35):
forgot your kids? Like this will be the second time
I've done it, and I'm not proud of it. It's
your four year old, my four year old, and and
he's he's strong, and he's big enough too. I thought
to get out of the car. But the other day
I was picking up from school, and I guess I
left him in the car and went inside and I
yelled for him upstairs, just for him to come down
and help me clean something, and he didn't answer. I
was like, oh, great, there's no way he can be

(14:56):
in the car. Still. I go outside. I opened the
door and he's in it, ball and just crying, like
in the back seat you left me, you left me,
and like I didn't leave you. I was like, all right,
this is it, lesson time. I'm gonna show you right
now how to open the door, unlocked the door, and
you're gonna learn and you're never gonna get stuck in
the car again. Two things. One, at four, I felt

(15:19):
like I was pretty self sufficient. Yeah, shouldn't he be.
He really is for the most part. He just for
some reason can't open the back door. Okay too, this
is the same time you forgot your kid in the car. Yeah.
Do you see now sometimes that parents will leave kids, Like,
do you see it now that it's not because I don't.
I've always been able to see it, like especially for

(15:39):
the caretaker who's not or the one who's not really
the caretaker, like us, the dad. If the dad just
pick up pick up the kids, you know, taking them
to school for the first time in a long time.
If it's out of the ordinary pattern of someone's life.
For take for instance me and so that that was
It's just the thing you kind of forget that. It
is just live in life without even thinking. Open the door,

(16:01):
close the door, go inside, and the rest will follow.
He didn't follow. Feel bad. I do feel bad. But
we practiced it five times and he now knows how
to open the back door. Okay, so you can call
us if you like, and I would like I might
say what I would like, but I would just say
the phone numbers eight seven, seven seventy seven. Bobby, it'll

(16:24):
leave your kid in the car, Okay. I mean that
a thing that happens more than we think, Like like
you just forget and all of a sudden you're like, oh,
thirty minutes later, Yeah, I mean because eddies are responsible.
That's why it's a normal for him. Yeah. Our producer

(16:44):
already left us four year old in the car for
a long time, just forgot about him. And he was like, listen, man,
I don't normally drive the kid around, so I forgot
about him. And I was like, is this comment? Hey
Kayla in Indiana, good morning, good morning, Thank you for calling.
What do you want to say? Um, I had not
left a kid in the car, but I have been
the victim. On the other side, I didn't get left

(17:06):
in the car. But when I was throwing up my
dad and bad, I would go play open uh Jim
basketball at my elementary school and I would always go
want to watch him. Very rarely did I play. I
can play on the playground, and one day I want
to go back. Then you see what the guys were
up to, and they're gonna get back in because they
were all locked and everybody had left. My dad had

(17:28):
left me at the elementary school. Now, he doesn't went
off and left you. He didn't leave you in the car.
And he just forgot about your period, like not even
in the car. He just forgot you existed. Huh. Yeah,
that's things. It's not a good one. Hey, I appreciate you.
I care about you. I just want you to know
that like I care, I appreciate you. All right, Let's
go over to Claudia and North Carolina. Claudia. Hello, what

(17:52):
out Claudia. Thank you for calling. Thank you. Go ahead,
you're on the air. So I have two girls. In
my youngest desive now, when she was around two, I
picked her from school. It was an early release day,
so it was totally out of schedule. I've been running
errands all morning. I needed to stop for one last thing,
and she had fallen asleep in the car, and I stopped,

(18:13):
I got a car, I went and did and I
just totally left her in the car. I completely forgot
I even had her. And after like I was in
the store for like two minutes, I walked back out
and I looked and I've seen her, and I just
started crying. I was like, oh my gosh, I'm that
mom that I said I would never be left in
the car. So are you saying Eddie shouldn't feel bad,

(18:33):
he should not Like I understand the feelings because I
really thought it was the worst mom in the world
when it happened. But looking back, like I mean, it happens,
you just have to be you just know you have
to be more vigilant. You have to. Now every time
I get out of the car, even though they're older
and they can get out by themselves, I look at
the backbeat, they're seventeen, and she's like, all right, kids,

(18:54):
thank you for the car. Appreciate you. Eddie. Here's my
final decision on this. You should feel like the worst
parent ever, But that shouldn't make you wanted a better
job and making sure your kids are safe. All right?
I like that. Alright, Gosh, I feel better that other
people are. I heart Radio Music Festival was this weekend.

(19:17):
I guess it was Wednesday and Friday. It all feels
like this weekend at this point. But I watched it
and it was really good. Here's Chris Stapleton doing a
little Tennessee whiskey. You want to know what time it
is time to drink some and then he goes into it,

(19:42):
you smooth. It was good. It was good for TV too,
and sometimes it doesn't translate just generally shows. Yeah, Stapleton,
it translated as well. Then Miley did party in the USA,
which I did not see live. Man, it was good.
She's good Miley to me. Again, I don't have kids,

(20:14):
But at one point I would have been like, not
the best role model for young girls. But now I'm like,
if I had a young girl. I don't agree with
everything she says, but she has this whole you should
just be you, regardless of who you are mentality. I
really like that. I feel like Miley is a pretty
good influence as far as like real people go. Should
trying to hide her faults. How do you have kids?

(20:36):
How you feel Miley? Yeah, it's like we've seen her
grown up and mature. So I like that she's learned
from her mistakes, if you know. And I agree with you, man,
she's seems like a much better role model than she
was before. For sure, she was just crazy again. She
still probably does things that you don't want your kids doing,
but who but who doesn't. There's not someone that doesn't,
and if they are, it's a probably fake. Anyway, Thomas

(20:57):
Rhett did Bruno Mars and listen to the crowd saying,
that's what I like back. This is from our I
Heart Radio Music Festival. You gott if you won't it
take Wi jump anything, you won't zoo desert and don't

(21:19):
got to get it to you. That's so good, So
stable to Thomas Rhett showed up. I mean it was
a really really good look for country. In the next
seven or eight minutes, so we'll get an update on
Amy's kids. She's adopted two kids. We're just trying to
get him to America at this point. But before I
lure the listeners to seven minutes from now, is there

(21:41):
an update? Yeah, there's an update. Yeah, just making sure. Okay,
they're working on it for four days or better, so
that we're not stringing them along for nothing. There is
an update. Yeah, there's update, all right. Cool, he's wanting
to make sure because I don't like it when you

(22:03):
go no, no update. I like it when you say
yeah the date. All right, that's coming up on like
seven or eight minutes or so. Over to Amy Now.
The latest from Amy's thirty second skinny heads up Tonight
on ABC. You've got the CMA Country Christmas with Reba

(22:27):
hosting also performing along with Kelsey Ballerini, Luke, Brian, Brett Eldredge.
The list goes on again. That's tonight on ABC, so
check it out. And congratulations to Prince Harry and Megan
mark Hill. They're engaged. Stop people, I get so annoyed
by royal wedding. Okay, I don't even like my friend's weddings.

(22:47):
Royal wedding. Harry had a custom made engagement ring for Megan.
The diamonds belonged to Princess Diana, his late mom, obviously,
and she also got a Cardier watch that also belonged
to Diana. I guess by humbug because I just not
into it and it happens that I'm like gluding to
the TV the art Bishop Bishop of Canterbury has given
his blessing. Be careful, Bishop, He's given his blessing and

(23:12):
that's a big deal because Megan is divorced and not
every church is really yeah, like especially the church maybe
like not happening here, but again maybe that bishop ain't anyway,
nothing go ahead anyway, congrats to them, and the wedding
is expected in I'm Amy. That's your thirty seconds, Skinny.

(23:34):
Gives me something to put my calendar. Yeah, I'd like
to introduce you to somebody ready close for a second, okay,
for a second. Amy has not met who we call
Crazy Raid, the weather guy. You were gone weather guy, okay,

(23:57):
but okay, yeah, I've never met you never make So
what happens is Crazy Ray comes in Crazy Ray the
weather guy, and he reads the weather Way crazy and
so you're often haiti like like you left the show.
And then Ray was like I got an idea for this. Okay,
I'd like to too, Crazy We're ready the weather guy. Okay, okay,
so what you heard you say you needed weather music

(24:18):
and I was like, oh my gosh, this al broker
about to be here, so lets tea. Let's bring in
our our weather get crazy Ray the weather crazy? All right, right,
what's the weather like today? It's crazy? Right? What you're
crazy weather? Wow, Austin, Texas hot seventy four, Get on
your trunks there crazy ready the weather guy. That's when

(24:42):
you go around the country crazy very well, else do
you have it's crazy right with you're crazy? Rather? Get ready,
lott Fagus sunny on your sixty seven sixty seven crazy
crazy crazy on like Wednesday of last week, after she

(25:02):
left her Thursday whenever was he came in and pitched
crazy Bay the weather guy. He wants to read all
the all the others. Yes, like this, let's go back
and check with our weather crazy Ray the weather guy. Louis,
it's crazy right with your crazy weather? Forty right, get
a boat, Get a boat and now let's go over

(25:34):
the crazy way to Ray the weather guy. Right, it's stranger,
you're crazy weather witch talk sixty four find a batch
like like you're land locked? All right? One more crazy? Right?

(25:55):
What's crazy with your crazy weather? No? Right, you can't
just keep yelling. Find a boat. And that's why it's crazy.
Ray though all right there. He is crazy, right, that's
your crazy mother. Okay, okay, that's so dumb. Maybe it's

(26:19):
so disappointed, she thought of Actually it's hilarious. I just
didn't know who's coming in. And now I get it.
I haven't met crazy Ray the weather guy, but I
like it. I kind of can't wait for smart. Did
you do it every day? I don't know. I don't know. Yeah,
if we did, we did. I think if I can
give you a bit of feedback, it's for every one
of those who have a different little anecdote. I like
to have a boat. But you can't do it twice. Well,

(26:40):
then I need to get a writer or something you
created do it all right? And I don't know if
all those I screwed up a couple of numbers, there
can mess up the numbers. The weather guy, well, what
was Vegas? What was Vegas today? Vegas was in the sixties.
I would say, loves veg is driving the sixties? Double

(27:01):
down on that better going outside today? I wish you
told me that. I'm just write for him. No, I'm
done right, alright, alright, too much? Okay, crazy right, thank you?
All right? Everybody transmitted America is show the Morning Corny

(27:25):
and an update on Amy's kids coming up. But first
of all, let's sakon gratulations to land co the number
one song you we didn't known better, didn't have good dudes, man.
At the first of the year. I always do my

(27:48):
class of seventeen, the artists that I follow all year,
they could have never had a song that charted. That's
the only rule of being a class of twenty seventeen. Like,
you can't song has ever been on the chart like
top fifty. No, So we picked Luke Combs and he's
had two number ones. Land Coo just had a number
one here and so it's nice to see I got

(28:09):
boys do it. So congrats to those guys. I mean
it's been that song has been since January. Let's go
over to Amy now with our crazy joke. Oh no, no,
it's just Morning Corny. What is Santa's favorite sandwich? What

(28:30):
is Santa's favorite sandwich? Peanut butter and jolly Christmas jets
are coming? Oh that was the Morning Corny. An update
on Amy's kids. She spent Thanksgiving and Haiti, so sure,

(28:52):
catch us up. I don't even really know what happened.
I've been wanting to know, as you guys knew, Amy
has been in the adopt process for practically five years
at this point, and it's been like one hurdle after
the other. And so Amy left and she missed the
day of the show last week because she went to
Haiti and she went trying to get to kids at

(29:12):
least make some calls and knock on some doors. And
so you know, just kind of back you up a bit,
is that they tried to have kids naturally, her and
her husband. They tried to adopt domestically. Then she wanted
an admission trip to Haiti to do a woman's conference,
and she went and towards the orphanage and found these
kids and decided she wanted to adopt them. And that's
where we are now, except plus five years. So you

(29:35):
go over. I mean, I saw your Innstans stories, I
saw you were with them, But what like what happened? Well,
so I had been told what like in October ish,
I think that we could plan on having the kids
for Christmas, and my paperwork was going to be in
this one area for thirty days and then move on
to the next phase. Well, like I don't know, forty

(29:55):
five plus days went on and we just still hadn't moved. Well,
so I get there and the paperwork starts moving. So
it's amazing. Like I met with a few different people,
um went to dinner with the you know, some people
that are helping me out, and they literally showed me
my paperwork and it was crazy. They had like stamps, signatures,
all these crazy things done. And my paperwork is now

(30:17):
officially passed two different phases. And today I've been today.
No no, no, I know, we moved forward. Like those
are two phases that would take sixty days total, and
those are done today. Today's passports. And I went to
the US Embassy on Friday to do a power of
attorney to like handle some stuff that needed to be

(30:39):
done for this morning at eight am Haiti time, so
that would be like you know now, so some stuff
could be happening like right now. Okay, so what's what's happening. Well,
today's could be passed four day which could be huge.
They could get their passports today. Yes, they're getting Haitian passed. Okay,
we're out of here. No, you're not to do that.

(31:00):
And the great thing is the U. S Embassy is
totally ready for them. I met with the adoption unit.
It was so awesome. They knew my kids, they knew
their name, they knew our file, and they were like,
we're literally ready, ready and waiting for them, like we're
once their stuff gets to us, and the part we
need to do, we're so on top of it. And
they're like, we're gonna be We're gonna get this thing done.
So when do you think that gets to them? Um?

(31:22):
Well today? Okay? So and then when did when did
they go, okay, come get your kids? I mean it
could be I have just been told to plan on
before Christmas and I met with a lawyer for my
adoption agency, a representative. Earliest and latest do you think
in your mind earliest what's today? Earliest? Maybe December earliest

(31:46):
December ten latest, maybe December. Since they told me before Christy,
you give me somef a two week window earlier. I have,
but some people would say maybe like my husband, but
I the or you're in the rep. We all did
a huddle like hands in the middle, you know, meeting,

(32:06):
and we said before Christmas and everybody goes before Christmas,
and they totally were like, whoa, we see this happening.
Okay before you still now you feel you're back on
that train. I'm back on that train for Christmas. Okay,
so many great meetings and shout out to our us
and to see they're amazing. Okay, everyone, we had to
have day. Good. I'm excited to hear that. That's good.

(32:33):
We have a segment on this show called Time marches
On where somebody says something and you're like, oh, man,
time marches on, or something happens in your life. You're like, man,
I'm getting older. Uh, time marches on, And it happened
to me this weekend. Happened on Thanksgiving Day. Actually, I'm
watching the old Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. Could not have

(32:56):
been boringer, could not have been I mean, maybe the
worst piece of television program you've never seen it just right,
It couldn't have been worse. I've seen a lot of
bad stuff, but that parade may be the worst block
of things to ever be on. And I watched some
of those infomercials you know, still worse. So I'm watching
the parade right and they introduce classic rock band the

(33:18):
Goo Goo Dolls. Oh no, call the classic and I
was like, oh no, whisper Yeah, these I've seen the
Googles like six times the concert day we listen to oldies.

(33:39):
Now you were on oldie video Classic rock. Please welcome
classic rock trio, Google Dog. You gotta be kidding. That's terrible.
Most of all, this show is terrible. Second of all
days hurt my feeling. Come off. I mean, kids don't

(34:04):
even know about how good this song was. That's the classic.
I feel like our parents going. Man, you don't even
know about like Poison exactly Zeppelin. Many old parents are
for me. I guess it's weird for me to go poison.
My mom got pregnant she was fifteen with me, so
my parents she was jamming and poison eighties like my

(34:26):
parents music. My mom's music was always eighties and just
barely seventies. But because we were so close in age,
like I would assume for you guys, it's another generation
of Beatles. Wow. And for Amy Amy's dads in the seventies. Yeah,
I don't really know what you listened to, like g
Gorian Chance when being was coming out to you here

(34:52):
a number seven, it's being crossy with how's your day going? Yeah?
So anyway, when they hit me with the classic rock band,
I was like, oh, you gotta be that's not right.
It's just it's happening. Yeah. So as I like to say, alright,

(35:16):
so time marches on because I saw the Google Dolls
on the parade and they were like, welcome classic rock band,
the Goo Goo Dolls. I was like, classic rock. Huh,
time marches on. Christina and Virginia go ahead. Yes. My
ten year old nephew had to ask me this weekend
what a pay perone was. You've never seen one and

(35:38):
didn't know what it was? Would you tell him? I
told him it's a pay phone. It's something we used
to use to call from when we got to page
from what's a page? Hey, thank you, appreciate you. Let's
go over to Cody in Arkansas. Cody, you're on the air, dude,

(36:00):
Time marches on. Hit me, dude. I was watching TV
the other day and came across the Classic Movie channel
and the first Jurassic Park was on the Classic Movie channel. Dang,
that's the time margin is on there is. Appreciate you, Yeah,
I appreciate those calls. The Amy spent her Thanksgiving and

(36:23):
Haydi trying to get your kids over here, which, by
the way, she gives the date December to December when
the kids will be in America, so that would be
fun to follow along with. Lunchbox spent with his in
laws in Houston, and it's you know, his wife's family,
and they said, hey, I love you when he was leaving,
and he was like, and then he admitted to us
he didn't love them. So that was an interesting breakthrough.

(36:45):
Today people are asking about my Thanksgiving. I just had.
It was a loser Thanksgiving. Mike d was there. Hillary,
our phone screener, was there, and she showed up with
the toilet paper. You know. She was like, what should
I bring? And I was like, m I didn't need
food because I ordered it already. I was like, bring
me some toilet paper, like the good kind, good stuff.
She showed up with a massive amount of like the

(37:06):
Sharman double roll, but tuplied for sure. Good work. So
the only thing about giving it was annoying was that
I had cooked turkey two and half more hours and
took cook turkey. It should be partially cooked turkey, so
I had to cook it more. But it was pretty good. Oh.
Some people were giving me a hard time because on

(37:27):
my Instagram, if you go over Mr Bobby Bones, I
placed a note, and the note said Happy Thanksgiving. Here's
the schedule for Thanksgiving. It was funny. This is when
you arrive, This is for mingling time, this is for
eating time. This is for after eat mingling, watching TV
dishes that kind of thing. Yeah, who did the dishes,
by the way, a little bit? Everybody except me? And

(37:47):
then and then at the end I bought all the food.
What do you want? And then at the end it
said out the door leave. But and then people are like, oh,
how rude. Why would you even be uh have a
already or at dinner if you had out the door.
Let me tell everybody something. First of all, I had

(38:07):
a party because I felt like my da have anywhere
to go, everywhere to go? Mightny No, our phone is
gonna hillary. I had nowhere to go, and I was like,
I have a place to go now. I wasn't open house,
you can just come whenever you wanted. There was to
get their time and to leave time. But I felt
like by stating that as well, nobody was gonna feel
awkward about overstaying, because that's always a thing too that

(38:29):
I feel bad for. It's not that I want them
to leave at a certain time. It's I don't want
anyone to feel awkward, like, oh, I really want to go,
but I don't know how to be the first one
out because it's tough to be the first one out.
And there were just a few people. Yeah, now, I've
done Thanksgiving at your house before, and there definitely is
a moment where you're like, okay, so for you, I
wanted it to be easier on them. There's for them.

(38:50):
I wrote that note for them. You. I see you
writing that note and I'm like, okay, But if I
showed up as a guest anywhere else and I saw
it like that, like the breakdown, and there was like
room for just organic hang times there was it said
that there was mingling time at the beginning, and then
after dinner, what if somebody busted out like a fun
game got There was no game time, There wasn't anything.

(39:12):
There was no rollers listed, It wasn't time to bust out. Okay,
I mean for you, I guess it makes sense. But
but you can see it on my Instagram and you
underlined dishes. Well, I just wanted people to know that
there was an option. Yeah, yeah, that's there's no way
he's doing the dishes and it's underlined, so he's making
sure people see it because they need to go in
there and do it. But no again, I've been at

(39:34):
your Thanksgiving. I cooked and by the way, your too,
just bothering me right now, let me say this. I
used nice plates. I didn't have to. I was gonna
go full paper, just throw them all away. But because
I decided to use a nice plates, I felt like
I needed to underline dishes because with three lines, yeah, yeah,
that's right, looking at it, dishes and you read the

(39:55):
times for me? Ye, general mingling, Yes, two o'clock is
served right on the money now an hour and a
half later, two three thirty football slash mingling, slash dishes
underline three times to be fair, and ninety minutes is
probably generous for eating. There's some mingling, and started in
I just wanted to be extra mingle time. What is

(40:17):
general mingling? Like? Talking about whatever he wants it? Like,
what are you guys talking about? I learned about Hillary
and her sisters, what they're doing and to softball coaches,
first sister and then yeah, of course Mike d like
his family's going to Mexico City for for Christmas, and
he's debating on going or not because they have to drive.

(40:37):
They drive all night on the America side because they
won't drive at night through Mexico because it's dangerous. People
will like pull them over with guns and stuff. So
things like that. When I'm trying to learn about people,
because I'm up here, I don't get to learn about
people's lives so much that aren't on the immediate part
of the show. I like this, good m dude, are
rocks le general mingling? Was that in the general mingling

(40:59):
before dinner? Or was that I'm just trying to figure
out where this took before some of the early led
it later and the what time's out the door? That
was four? Right on the money, everybody, everyone split pie. Wait,
you ate the pie immediately as soon as dinner you
go right to the pot. You have to eat the

(41:19):
pie before you do the dishes, which was ung out
for a little not at all. So there you go
the end, and Thanksgiving was a rousing success. Gets On
Wednesday night, Chris Staple didn't come over my house. We
did a Bobby cast and we talked for like hour

(41:39):
and fifteen minutes. Now, there was some pressure to this
because I know Chris and that wasn't the pressure if
us just hanging out. The pressure was that I knew
everybody was gonna listen to it and just pick it
apart like thats how often if ever, has Christ appled
an hour and fifteen minute interview straight up you're just
sitting there. That's like I can go to a song
where in my house and a couple of cheers just talking,

(42:00):
hanging out out, and I knew people were gonna pay.
So far, I haven't really been hit with that many.
It's been like wow, what a what a? You know,
it's been good. It's been good. But I don't think
I've ever felt as much in the I don't feel
pressure like that wasn't nervous, but I was like, man,
Chris Stableton is the silent icon, and he even says

(42:20):
that he don't like suck. He does like talking about himself.
He hasn't like Luckily I knew him enough for I
could poke around a bit and find some real like
he loves Game of Thrones, loves Walking Dead. I mean
that's interesting. You have to listen. My interview technique at
once was its own. Now if I can just hurt
my elbow patting myself on the back. Everybody steal, everybody

(42:43):
tries the interview like every shows like us. Now I
was trying to be like us. Now you shouldn't because
we're not even good. You're trying to duplicate a show
that's not even that good. Don't get me started. I've
already started though. Okay, stop, okay, thank you. But that
being said, Chris came over and we talked for hour
and fifty minutes. Let me say, it's fantastic and there

(43:03):
are people was doing and go, oh, I wish you
would talk more about his songwriting early on, because I
didn't a whole lot because we just didn't get there.
But I think you should listen to it. You can
search Bobby Cast on iTunes or i Heeart Radio and
subscribe to it. And I think it was just it
was fantastic. I got some belly laughs at a Stableton.
Oh yeah, So I was like that I'm talking about
like the fact that he was valedictorian high school, and

(43:27):
was like, I don't want to speak. I don't like speaking,
so I just played a song instead. That's Chris, I mean,
that's him. He's he need you know, he doesn't really
get in the circle of like, oh, what what are
you getting screwed over? Are you? He's like student music.
He doesn't even look up when he plays. That's why
I keeps saying, look, he didn't like the crowd. Yeah, wow,

(43:49):
you're gonna listen to it. Does he talk about like
I don't know what you all talked about me? Like
like I don't know what does what does he do
besides make great music? Family? I know he's a family,
but like I don't know. I picture him like doing
would work? That's funny. I kind of picture does he
go jogging or do the elliptical? Listen to the Bobby Cast,

(44:12):
But it was one where I was like, man, and
he came by himself, like most people come to my house,
but himself. What does he dry? Yeah, that's a good question.
I'm telling you there's no flash. I just wondered, like,
what is Chris Staple to drop? What does he get
have a little? It wasn't even like a cool, expensive
old It was just just a normal jeep, right, Like

(44:33):
he just drove up in a jeep nice GP drove
across the desert. I have all these traveler Yeah, and
he talks about like his you should listen to it. No,
I will, but I did feel before I started, like, oh,
everybody's gonna listen to this, and if I screw it up,
Luckily I knew him enough I could. But again, i'll
bring in notes. I don't want them. That's the thing

(44:54):
everyone's going to listen to. Yeah, but I don't want
the notes from you guys. We're talking about mine away. Yeah,
I'm gonna search. Bobby cast Stapleton was the house. We
did over an hour and I thought it was fantastic,
Like I just liked the guy, but um, yeah, it's
a listen, it's fantastic. I'm gonna say everybody transmitted America show.

(45:25):
I don't want to say this that the last couple
of years, our band, The Raging Idiots have had this
monster show on Nashville. It's called the Million Dollars Show.
And we're announcing the Million Dollars Show number three on
January twenty two. Where now that's not right now, and
so I'll just give you a little background real quick. Uh.
We started this band, Eddie and I was just two

(45:47):
dudes playing bars for charity, that's it. And we were like, well,
if we had a million dollars, we'll get it, we'll
try to get a funny record deal. And then we
had we had planned the first million dollar show to
actually make the million dollars for St. Jude, and then
by the we got to it, it was it was
two million dollars. But we still called it a million
dollars show because we don't want change the name of it.
So it's kind of celebrates St. Jude and ust doing music.

(46:09):
But last and every year we invite artists to show
up and play with us, and then we'll roll out
the artists. We can't say anything about who's gonna play
so far, but and then we had surprises like last year,
Sam Hunt played, Thomas Rhette played with Raging Idiots. H
Garth showed up at the end, was a surprise play
Man Perry play. I mean, it was just nuts. But

(46:30):
I'm announcing now tickets going sill Friday. But for this
that I'm doing on the National Network. So people fly
in for this one, trust me, fly in for this
one if you can afford it. I know it's Christmas,
but one two so that's January as when the show happens.
Tickets going this Friday, So it's our band, the Raging
idiots and lots of special guests, and that's all. That's

(46:52):
all I can say. Can you say special? I'll roll
out a couple tomorrow and one every day, and then
they'll be surprises that we don't even announce, like last
year Thomas right or Garth, wasn't it now right? They
just showed up, so you never know the Garth made
a crazy donation. Yeah, we'll play some raging idiots here

(47:13):
sweeping the NATO. This is no mistake from the raging
idiots seven thirty in the morning, in the suit that
I was born in. Girl, why are you laughing at me?
Come on, baby with my khakis. I'm running late, need
to beat it like Jackson. But you're kind of a

(47:34):
distraction because I can't style watching you showing me your
service and let the best looking bad influence I have
so probably oughtn't hit the rope. But now I'm saying
I'm about to leave you in a press of lollaphone
like that. You look a little lonely on that math.

(47:56):
I should be saying goodbye, my child. And now I'm
a statement. Come on here and let me jump and
other stretches. You'll do it. I mean a students don't
know nothing, by yo, get all. Probably I ain't hit
the road, but now I'm mistake now, mistake, now, mistake.

(48:19):
Y'all trying to be responsible, but you're making it impossible.
In the spandex pants, looking up FLEXI bulling you down.
Now I'm a steak. Ain't the way I'm about to
leave you in the present on the floor like that.
You're looking a little lonely on that there. I should

(48:40):
be saying goodbye. I lose my job. Now I'm a statement.
Come on, baby, let me jumping other stretches. You'll do it.
I mean a students don't know nothing, by yo, get all.
Probably i ain't hit the road, but now I'm a stay.
Now I'm staying. Probably I ain't hit the robe, but

(49:00):
now i'm astay. Now I'm a staying. Now I'm a stay.
You'll look it's looking bad, affluence. I saw ain't got
a glue with the squeeze, but now stay. Ain't no
way I'm about to leave you in a prison. On
the floor like that, you look a little only on

(49:21):
that back. I should be saying goodbye. I might lose
my job, but now I'm staying. Come over here, the
limit jumping on the stretches. You'll do with obvious foods.
Don't know nothing by you get Probably I hit the
room and now I'm a stay. Now I'm astay. Probably

(49:42):
how to hit the room, but now I'm mistake, and
now I'm a staying. Probably how to hit the room,
but I'm mistake. Is million dollars show, I take it,
saw Friday. It's in January. It'll be big. It's all
I can say for now. A couple that loves Olive
Garden named their daughter a be a Garden shout out
to Arkansas people yated Olive Garden Daily Friendly seven weeks

(50:07):
and they're going to name their child Olivia Garton Justin
and Jordan Garten of Fort Smith. They grew up going
to Olive Garden. They went to Olive Garden together. So
they're like, all right, her name is gonna be Olivia
Michelle Garton or otherwise. OMG. If you had to name
your kid about something you loved, like Olive Garden, what

(50:30):
would you name them? Right? It should be trivial, like
don't get all like you know I'd name on Bible Jones. Okay,
we know you love the Bible. Okay, So let's let's
have fun with this. Yeah. Yeah, her name is still
real though, but it fits. Didn't care. There's there are
no rules to this, so I'd be like my daughter.
But like, hey, Razor Backina come here. That's pretty good.

(50:54):
Yeah yeah, yeah, I love the Razor Backs. Rough weekend
for us. We had we had fired her head coach Brett.
I don't think that should have but whatever, go Hogs anyway. Yeah,
you know, I'll do the whole podcast that no want
to listen to. I have a secret podcast that no
one listens to, right, just talking about Arkansas sports. No
one even knows about it. I don't even publicize it.

(51:15):
I didn't even get put out. It's just on a
file on my computer, just a cry about Arkansas sports. Okay,
So what would you name your kid flower? I love
the only person is so good. I would say real
world mom, real world mom. Well, I didn't know how

(51:36):
to do teen mom in there too, but we picked one.
Real world really like real world, really like real world
real Okay, alright, alright, Eddie Pepperoni mushroom pizza. Okay, you
guys are making him in the name. You're just saying
words that could be his name. Name. Okay, yeah, I

(51:57):
get it. You mean peppy, happy, grown like petty petty
gig come here? Yeah right, Hey. The question was the
food that Americans instagram the most that you're never gonna

(52:22):
get it? Hello Bailey and Nashville. He hit me with it.
I think it's pizza, pizza, Nasa. I love looking at pizza.
That's not the right answer, though, but thank you. I
appreciate you. Ever gonna get it? Amy, Hamburgers, Hamburgers, show

(52:42):
me Hamburs dessert, and then let's go over Eddie. No
one's gonna get a go ahead. I got it. Fried food,
fried food. Boy, you guys can't get any more generic.
It just goes. I was specific thinking Carnival fried food,
like Final Kid. I was pretty specific. Dessert. I'm gonna
go with stuff with sugar in your mouth. I'm gonna

(53:10):
go with nutrition stuff, anything that has a calorie. You
know what it is? What is it? Shrimp? Shrimp? I'm haters,
all right, that's the most American shared thing on Instagram. Shrimp.

(53:34):
There you go, anything you eat with a utensil. Do
have some stuff I want to talk about. First of all,
there's his bride in New Jersey. She had an allergic
reaction to milk and almonds and her own wedding cake,
and then she had to be rushed to the hospital. Terrible.
I mean, come on, that's on you. That's on you, bride,

(53:55):
that's on you, like, and that's the she disclosed. Is
the baker and the baker forgot or does she not
know she was allergic? You gotta know at that point
in your life. Almonds get married. Victoria and Dominic enjoyed
the wedding. When the bride started having problems breathing, she

(54:18):
would soon learn she was allergic to milk and almonds,
and because she was moving around, it was that much
faster and all of a sudden, you're like, they missed
the rest of the reception and then they're going to
make it up, but at least a hundred and fifty
um whatever, It's just the whole thing shouldn't be cut
out of her dress. Do you saw? You saw it? Right? Yeah?

(54:38):
You know? She swoll up like yeah? And that crazy?
Do you want to hear another crazy story? And this
was not a funny one, but a police officer shot
and wounded a man he went so he stole from
a store in Texas and the guy pulled out a
pellet gun and the cops couldn't tell the difference. So
the cod do what the cos supposed to do. He
shot him absolutely, and so they were like, we couldn't

(55:01):
tell the difference, you know, was I pulls a gun
on you. I don't know if it's a fake toy
gun unless it's orange and has a big nerve. And
even then it's like, what are you supposed to do?
So two on duty officers were in uniform. They responded
to report of the theft at four thirty pm at
the Sunglass Hut. One officer stood on the upper deck,

(55:21):
the second one was on the lower floor. Mall security
also reported that they were following the man who stole
two pair of sunglasses. The man fled from security, got
on the escalator, pulled out what they later found out
was the pellet gun or the BB gun, regardless of
depending on but there's a difference to like I had
a pellet gun in a BB gun. Most people know
the difference. Um, but anyway, Uh, they thought it was

(55:45):
a real gun, which I would have too, and the
suspect think of the hospital condition unavailable, no information release,
I hope not. I hope nothing happens to the officer.
It shouldn't does um, So yep, there was that. Something
else I wanted to bring up is that it's interesting,
and I would like to say, first of all, I

(56:06):
don't care, But then I'm about talking about like I
don't have an opinion good or bad about it, but
so like I'll give you an example. Taylor Swift. She
has this song New Year's Day that's going to country
radio today, right, and I like the song. I hope
it's a fan but does a great, fantastic bb rex
that has the song It's a bb rexa song on

(56:27):
her record with Florida georgiea line called meant to be Jam.
I've said it to jam before I was supposed to
come over the country. What's gonna be interesting to me
is these country pds have held back country female artists
for so long. If they're gonna let two artists that
have pop records go and fly up, it doesn't seem right. No, no,

(56:48):
I'm not saying it doesn't seem right. I'm just curious
to see what happens because I think both those songs
are fantastic, So you can deserve to go to if
they're getting played. I mean, they deserve the The industry
has just felt like women don't. Don't get me starting
because I've been fighting for women in country music for

(57:09):
how long I've been doing this show now hundred years
or a little more. Since the beginning of We Got It.
I was like, this ain't so I'll be interested to
see what happens. Is that these are from two pop
albums and if country p ds go, yeah, let's just
shoot him on up the chart. What was that? Was
funny Florida Georgia Line, that song smooth, which I love,

(57:32):
the Bullfrog song it failed, it bombed out of wasn't
even number one? Is like my favorite Florida Georgia Line song.
I'm like eighty years, but this is what so many years? Yeah,
but anyway, is that interesting thing to you that they
have There's two pop records, they're females, and if they

(57:52):
surpass all, yeah, I'm with you. I'm curious it plays
out Except for Kelsey and maybe you know, carry Miranda.
I don't know that there's been a female artist have
a number one that hasn't been on the verge that
we haven't made that my heart hasn't embraced and got
one on the verge. Carly Pierce got one on the verge,
And they all had songs that were just like struggling
at the time that shouldn't been struggling because they're fantastic songs.

(58:14):
But these you know men, program directors aren't moving up
the songs. So anyway, that's the last of my time
worried about you worried about weird stuff, and I don't worry.
I just think about it. I hope this meant to
be song is the jam. I haven't. I haven't listened
to it like on my own time, and some of
this crap that we play, I don't listen to him

(58:35):
my own time. Some of the crap we play I love,
but just being honest, you never love of everything. But yeah,
that meant to be song is the jam. But again
it's a B B Rexa song. She's an R and
B pop artist. But like the song, if it's meant

(58:55):
to be, I wish you played it like I mean,
I've been playing to the dance party for a month
or so. But anyway, there you go, and Taylor song
Taylor's Taylor, but still a pop record. Anyway, Enough, Hey,
so where do you want to start? How about I
took my dog again for his final chemo. It was

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his fifth chemo, and when he got sick, when they
said he has cancer and they had to take his
spleen out and remove other things, he said, he gets
five chemos, he can do no more because his body
can't take it. And they were like, because he's a
thirty pound was a thirty pound dog. He's about twenty
three pounds now if you look at the pictures, he
definitely lost some weight because of his illness. But so

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they say, hey, hey, may not even get those chemos,
like we're giving them between you know, five to six
to top eight months left to live. And I was like,
oh man, it's been difficult for me. Um, he's had
great energy through four of the five chemos, he's crushed
like no problem. So he had his fifth, his great
tons of energy, went into the doctor with him on

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I don't know the last week. It's kind of bliterate
to me because all the days they're off because the holiday.
So I go in on the fifth, they give him
the chemo. Talk to the doctor and I like to
deal in data, and I'm like, hey, I know you
can't tell me exactly how long, how much longer he has.
But he's like, hey, he went through all five of
the Chemos's finished fantastic and I'll be like a breed
size whatever. And he was like about three months. So

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he's going to outlive as original. And I don't believe
in jinxing things, so I'm not even gonna knock on wood.
But he's gonna he's gonna outlive what they told him originally.
But they give about three months and then to put
him in about eight. He'll go eight months in one day.
Dang it, if I know this dog. So he's got
about three months left. When I was worried he wouldn't
make it till Christmas, but the cancer as they come

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back because they've been hitting hard with the chemo. But
he's done with chemo now he's just living. He's just living.
So they give him three months. But I appreciate all
the messages that people will send constantly. I mean, I
I see them. I post my dog, post him this morning.
But he doesn't know he's six. I'm telling you the
fact that he doesn't know. Oh you know, my therapist
told me to do what write him a letter? Oh yeah,

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because I've been like blocking it out, like the sadness
part of it, and so have you started? Do you
think that you will? I have to because I have
to go back and talk to my head shrinker tomorrow.
Well I know, but I mean you could say, yeah,
I wouldn't lie and I would know I was given
the assignment. So that's how things are done. Give you
an assignment, absolutely, like this is a task. Carry it out.

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I do think I'm in this chair. I carry out tasks.
I don't know, but like, what if we give you
can we what are you guys gonna know? Not we tried,
it doesn't work. You're not my assigners. There you go.
That's for So was my question. I was like, Okay, no,
we don't have the power to assign him anything. He
assigned some stuff and we have to do it. Yeah,
it's not work. That work. But anyway, all the messages,

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thank you very much. He finished all five his treatments.
I appreciate all the positive messages. Uh, and sort it.
Update you guys what the deal was. Pile of stories.
So if you're feeling a little guilty, like maybe you
had way too much to eat over Thanksgiving, I have
some good news because I think, Bobby, did you tell
us like the other day somewhere around or I read

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somewhere that you gain you could gain like five to
ten pounds over the holidays. Well, yes, overall, But get this,
I read a study that I'm going to share with you, Like, hey,
don't freak out. You only gain one pound during the holiday. No,
that's one pound in a day. Because over water, I
saw the same thing. It's one pound. You get like
a pound if you're like the next day, I feel

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so big. Usually it's about a pound waterway food but tension. Yeah,
sodium over the holiday though, because it does take four
or five six days to process and sit. It is
the five to ten pounds. Yeahs one pound during the holidays.
You know who wrote that stuffing? Stuffing and buy our sweatpants.

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That's exactly stretchy. So heads up, if you're looking to
buy a Christmas tree, you better do it sooner than
later because there is a tree shortage. We're just now
it's been like over the past ten years, like they've
been planning less and doing all this, but they say
this is the year that we're going to see it
really affect us, and they're going to run out, or
trees are gonna be way more expensive. Let me tell

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you something about these Christmas trees. What I like to
compare it something else in my life. If I'm underneath
the yellow light and I know it's going to turn red,
I closed my eyes or look down because I don't
want to see me running red light because then I
feel guilty. Right, my neighbors have already put up Christmas tree,
so I don't look at their Christmas trees. I keep
my head down because I don't want to feel guilty
because I don't look at it, and I go, oh,

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I should, so I don't even see it. Hey see
no evil. There is no evil. I like it, So
I don't do either. So I don't look at I
close my eyes on driving through red lines, and I
don't I don't close my eyes and walk out my
front door. What else? Okay, So, Bobby, you might be
insane when I'm insane. Yeah, you hosted Thanksgiving at your house,
so it's through some of the etiquette rules when you're

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hosting a dinner, because obviously Christmas is coming up, so
you might be having people over. I am not, but
go ahead. Okay, So did you know that if you're passing,
say you're sitting around, someone's like, pass the salt. Do
you know you're supposed to pass the salt in the
pepper together even if they didn't ask for it. Oh,
they get lonely without each other. Yeah, they're like twins.
And then you slim apart and they go to college.

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They feel weird. Do you know what? Wait for? The
signal to eat? Is? What's the signal? The signal to eat?
I would think would be whomever is the head takes
the first bite? Okay, close, it's the host, which would
have been you unfolds in places the napkin and his
or her lap. Oh, well, it ours a signal. I

(01:04:43):
took on my pants. I was like hi, when I
throw them over, everybody, that would have been time to
go over here. And then if your glasses empty of
like wine or whatever, you're supposed to check the rest
of the table. And before you pour yourself a glass,
you're supposed to refill everybody else, come get out of here.
How would just avoid alcohol at the dinner dinner part

(01:05:04):
of holidays? Because all the political fights just turned out
like it wasn't Black Friday fights for me? This this
time on social media. It was political fights during things together.
Those are the video that was watching watch people yellow
at each other over who they voted, Like no politics.
That then no Alcoholiday dinners. Yeah, no no alcohol because
then that's when people get all fighting, okay, and that's

(01:05:25):
when people get a little fight. Yea. This is just
in you're supposed to wait to ask for seconds. Make
sure there's enough to go around before you go back
from more. That's a terrible idea to go get it. Yeah,
what else? You got anything else? Um? Yes? Cinnamon? Since
speaking of holiday earlier, if you find ways to add
cinnamon to anything, one good example might be to your

(01:05:47):
morning coffee or something. Cinnamon is has been proven to
help burn fat. To start sprinkling cinnamon on everything, because
that's not just bad advice. You're getting bad advice. You're like,
eat all you want, you get one pound everything is cinnamon.
People from like feeling like, oh I'm going to gain
tin pounce. Isn't like that commercial where they're laying in

(01:06:07):
the field. It's listening to the girl and the guy
right there landing in the field and they're like a
corn field, right, and she's like, you know what, he's like,
are you gonna eat that? And she's like I am.
He's like, but what about sugar the sugar in it.
She's like, oh no, no, it's not sugar. It's actually
corn syrup. It's actually yeah, it's actually corn syrup and
real corn. And he's like, but but corn syrup isn't
that kind of No, No, it's improven that it's exactly

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the same as sugar. So it's not any worse than
eating in moderation. And they're like, corn syrup, it's good
for you. It's not. It's not worse for you than sugar.
My corn syrup. Yeah, I get what you're saying, but
I'm just giving people tips if they're going to eat
stuff anyway. Sprinkles and went on, okay, like my pizza
and start doing that. It makes sense, like sweet potata,

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maybe that's my pile and everybody transmitted America show. I
just want to give you an update on Amy's kids.
So if you're new to our show. So basically, I

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started the show by myself and I know what I
was doing, and we don't have any money, so they
were like, hey, you're on your own. I was like, well,
can I go hire my friends? And they were like,
I don't care what you do, but you have like
twenty dollars total to go pay for whatever you want.
So I just hired all my friends and so lunchboxes
working at Jason's Delhi Delivery sandwiches. Amy was selling granted uh.

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Eddie was a TV producer, Mike Deal and so we
just all end up together doing this show. Right. We're
I'm the only person that's like a radio person. So
we get together and we're in our young twenties and
we're growing up, and all of a sudden, you know,
Amy gets married and they start to try to have
a kid, and it's a big deal, like we're trying
to have a kid, and we're like, what that's like

(01:08:00):
eight years ago, right, We're like, oh my god, we're
like going crazy, competti boo. They're gonna have a kid.
No kid came, right, So they're trying and the name
is like you know what, we've been trying, We're gonna
keep trying. And all the internal parts were healthy, so
there was that wasn't the problem. They just for some
reason it wasn't working. Saw fertility doctors and then she

(01:08:21):
was like, I'm getting fertility drugs and we're like, oh man,
because Amy got pretty um hormonal. Yeah, we'll go with
that word for a while. Crazy. I mean, I didn't
say that, you did, but she it was. She was
just it was so she did that and she was like,
you know what, We're gonna adopt. We're like, yeah, big

(01:08:43):
announcement adoption. She's like, we're gonna adopt, you know, domestically
where we don't care what, how how old, what colored
the kid? If we don't care god boy or a girl,
just give us a baby. And we're like, yeah, I
have a big party, a big party. And so with
this party and then her husband air Force start Over Move,
start Over Move, and they're like, okay, the name is

(01:09:04):
like we're going on a mission trip. And that wasn't
a big party because I was just Amy doing what
she does is going on a mission trip. She comes
back and she's like, I went to orphanage and I
met these kids. I'm gonna adopt them. And we're like what.
She was like, yeah, what what met these two kids?
And they were like one in five or something, right, Yeah,

(01:09:25):
that's five years ago. We've had all these parties, right,
So it spent almost five years and name he still
doesn't have a kid. Two kids, just two kids. They're
hers that did have her last name that she can't
get to America. It's been five years almost. Amy goes
to Haiti this past weekend. Philison, Please well, I had

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some really productive meetings. I saw evidence in proof that
my paperwork had progressed. And just at some meetings with
some people that are heavily involved as our case through
our adoption agency and they live in Haiti and they
see the process. We did one of those like you know,
group things where you put your hand in the middle

(01:10:06):
and like kids before Christmas, Kids before Christmas, and they
were all in agreement that they totally think it could happen.
So I'm back on the whole. I know, before I left,
I was like, uh, definitely not on the board for
Christmas train anymore. And now I'm back on. Do you
feel like you going over there made a difference. I
think when you're there, yes, I saw things bring into

(01:10:27):
action because I the stuff that happened while I was there,
I was told for almost forty five days was basically happening,
but it just wasn't happening. And the minute you show up,
it's like people are like, oh, she's here. She's here,
she's here. We had told her we were going to
do this. Let's go help her do this. She's here.
I think. One. I'm so glad I went. And then

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just meeting people that are involved and like yeah, because
like on my agency side there here in the States,
but they have people down there working and I got
to meet those people. I had never really met them before,
so that was good. Like they were like, we want
this for you, We're helping you, were on your side,
Let's do this. There's the update. So she's given us

(01:11:07):
that incredibly tight window of November ten. No, I mean
I just made that up, but before Christmas, and you
got to keep the faith, you know, Like, hey, and
you can say, by the way, I tell you, I
was offered Times Person of the Year this weekend. I'm
not saying I'm not Donald trumping this. I know I
was saying I was offered it. But I was like,
I'm talk for a photo shoot. Yeah, you're busy, Yeah,

(01:11:29):
I was like past they were probably. I was like,
what's the origin of that joke? What do you mean?
What are you making fun of? Donald Trump? He tweeted
out they called him as they probably offered him Time
Magazine of the Year, but he said nap pass yeah goes.
No he didn't, So I got I said, Garth just
called me and offered me his Entertainer of the Year award. Basically,

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need to go on stage sing a song with him.
I got flag football today. That's okay, now I get it.
You could I could say something like with the kids,
like maybe they offering my kids this week, you can
say whatever you want. I don't want um. You know that. No,

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I didn't see that. I just saw everybody making fun
of then, like I had no idea what they were
talking about, like everybody from both sides. Everyone it was
not I just was he just given false information or
maybe got pranked, like, hey, this is Time magazine, but
it was really cranky anchors. Call them here's Time Magazine

(01:12:38):
for you, Yeah, rank anchors. That was a funny show, dude.
That was some little puppets, so funny. Five facts about
family matters because it's Arcle's birthdays forty one or would
you like Lunchbox takes a science quiz? Oh boy, and
you picked it the bit we have like a couple

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of minutes science. All right, it's gonna can I can
I preface this? Uh? Go ahead? I got my first
see in fifth grade science, miss beer. That was my
first sea of my life and went down hill from there.
So science was not my strong point. All right, Bill night,
Science God turns sixty two today? Easy science trivia. What's

(01:13:25):
the process called which plants change sunlight into food? That's
the one I know? Photo synthesis? Correct? All right? What
type of scientists studies living plants? Chemist? Chemist? That'd be

(01:13:46):
a botanists. Yeah, okay. Number three? The planet Earth is
the blank planet from the sun. A five random number?
We can sing the song You gotta be kidding me? Five?
TV show? How are you even walking around like that?

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What do you mean? I walked with my feet? Are
you sure gravity? That's how I walk around? Because if
we didn't have gravity, we just flowed that. You did
Mercury Venus Earth? Well? Where is the Sun from the Sun? Yeah?
Or the show Third Rock from the Sun or the
Raging Idiots. The planet song my very energetic mother just

(01:14:29):
served as my pizzas. But I didn't know where that.
You never say the sun in there. The sun doesn't
count this before it's zero. It starts from the sap.
I didn't know that. What do you call a scientist
who studies the stars? Oh? Oh, he used a telescope? Uh,

(01:14:50):
the Big Dipper Galileo. Yes, it's correct. There you go, Hey,
baseball team Houston astros. Okay, so that would be astronomer.
He thought the scientist was called a galileo. Dude with
a telescope. That guy the telescope, magniver. I'm gonna go

(01:15:15):
with Galileo. Galileo, don't let it go. I mean, our
stars really that interesting? Don't they all look the same? Yeah? Yeah, okay, um,
gusts of wind I don't even care. I got this one.
Give me this one. I'll get it. They're caused by
changes in air pressure from blank to blank. Oh yeah,

(01:15:37):
atmospheric Yeah, hide the left. I'll do the artqule bit too.
Thank you. I can't believe you know so little about
just general night time to science. That's not anything that
he thought a science didn't Steady stars was a galileo.
He's serious when he said I taught him gravity. He
didn't know that it would stopped moving. We would all

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it up. I didn't know that, alright. Five facts about
family matters Jelil White's forty one today better known as
Erkele Reading Number one. It was a spinoff from Perfect Strangers.
The mom Harriet wasn't Perfect strang Stranger. She worked at
the Chronicle with them with Docubard talking with Larry. Yeah,

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I've spent off number two. There's a real Steve Erkele.
Steve Urkel was a friend of the creator who named
it a number's buddy. It was spelled e r k L.
That's pretty cool, Steve Erkele and Erkele. I told you
this was only supposed to be one episode, and so
he was such a so popular at the very end

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of the episode they put him in more than the
whole show was based around him. Yeah. Number three, the
youngest Winslow child totally disappeared, Judy, Like she walked upstairs
and then she never came down said anything. My season
five she was no more. I think she was in
like Porno later in life. Yeah, it's really yeah, that's
just a fact that I think. Is that true? Oh

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maybe a different one, Okay, maybe one of the kids,
a different kid that went up the stairs and disappeared.
One of the other kids was in dirty, dirty stuff,
all right, Jealil White could have been a Huxtable. He
was actually cast as Rudy Huxtable. Rudy was going to
be a boy, and then they auditioned the girl and
then Keisha Night teach Night pull him or Wow. And

(01:17:29):
then Racle and the cast didn't get along at first
because there was a huge division because he became the
star of the show and that wasn't the plan, and
so they all hated him because they were like, you
were just an extra and now you're the star of
the show. And so for like the first couple of
seasons they all hated each other. Wow, how about dark?

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Did you know that Racle also wanted to be a galileo?
He really he wanted to be a scientist. I'm going
to study the stars the telescope. There you go, you
study the stars. I think I'm right on that. Okay,
thank you, all right. Today's show included an update about

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Amy and her kids. She thinks they will be here
between December ten and December that's before Christmas, So yeah,
Christmas Eve. But why not like tomorrow? Yeah, because there's
there's too many phases after passports that have to be done,
Like it's it's there to get a medical examination before
they come to the States. They really Yeah, there's a

(01:18:31):
whole thing. So in order to check off those things,
it takes some days between December ten and December here
the whole story on the show today. Just go over
to heart radio or iTunes and search Bobby Bones Show
on demand, lunch box shaking and said, he says, there's
no way. I hope you get but you think there's
no way. That's a tight window. Yeah, thank you, We'll

(01:18:54):
see you on Tuesday. I appreciate you. Show