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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Tom transmitting what's happening in morning Studio Morning. So I
have a new thing I'm trying out because I read
an article that was talking about it. If you wake
up in the middle of the night, what you should do?
Because I probably wake up in the middle of the
night with five work nights three three times a week.
(00:24):
If I sleep all the way throughout, wake up shocked.
It's like wow, And so what I do now? If
I wake up at one am? I just get up,
I go have a little bowl of cereal, walk around
and read a little bit. Oh God, that's what they
say you're supposed to do. Yeah, wows article. Because this
is what I do. I wake up and I'm like, dum,
eyes are open. I don't go back to sleep for
(00:46):
at least an hour just laying there. I'll work a
little bit. So now it's like, Okay, if I'm gonna
be awake for sure an hour, I'm gonna get up
and it may be somewhat productive. And I just sit
here staring at the ceiling, and I try to keep
the TV off because I don't want to wake kaling up,
and don't get on my phone because I know that
there's a big ball of fire out of my hand.
That could also wake her up. So now I'm just wait,
I'm waking up and I'm getting up. And it was good.
(01:08):
Woke up, had me a little bowl of special k
I have to count with strawberries in. It's pretty good. Oh,
got on the internet, read some news stories for today's show,
folded it down when laid down, fell back to sleep.
Oh thank good. That's a little productive. Yeah, I was
awake for about an hour. The same oil would have
been had I not. But this is what I'm going
to do. I'm going to get up when i'm awake
instead of just laying there staring at the ceiling. I'll
(01:30):
report now it's going. I'm a little grumpy today, that's why.
But the internet said this not a doctor, no doctor
on the kaya. It's like some sort of sleep steady.
They were like, hey, if you're waking up the all
the night, get up. You're gonna be awake anyway. If
you know you can't fall back asleep, get up. Take
(01:51):
your mind off struggling to fight yourself back to sleep.
But what I do, and I've talked to you guys
about this too. If I'm like on the edge and
I need to go to sleep. I can't make myself
go to sleep by hunting down my body parts. Why
don't you do that? I did? I do it to
follow sleep sometimes the first time. It never works for
me when I'm going back to sleep. But at night
of my head is in my mind is racing. I'll go, okay, well,
(02:11):
I got my toes down here, wiggle them a little
bit and go all right, my toes are they're tired,
and they're going to sleep, all right. Top of my feet,
top of my feet is tired. I will go all
the way up to the top of my head. Almost
never do I get at the top of my head
before I pass out. Sometimes if I just don't have
it in me, I'll think I told you my favorite
you know, Top ten Chicago Cubs, Moments of my life,
(02:31):
top ten Arkansas raised a bright players, And I never
get my mind just will slowly stop racing. It'll put
me to sleep. So but that's where counting sheep comes from, right.
It's just something to do to stop you from thinking
about what you're doing is keeping you awake. But I'll
let you guys know in a month or so, how
my experiments going. Okay, All right, all right, good luck,
Thank you appreciate that. Eddie. Let's go over and open
(02:55):
up the mail bag something. This is a question we've
kind of had before. Hey, Bobby Bones, I have a question.
How early is too early for mowing the lawn on
a Saturday morning. I was thinking about starting at seven
am before it gets too hot. Here in Texas, it's
seven am too early to start mowing on a weekend
(03:18):
during the summer. Thanks T. W. Barfield. Here's the thing.
I do think it matters where you live. I think
if it's gonna get one hundred and ten degrees, you
gotta beat the heat. It also stinks for someone's mowing
at seven am you're trying to sleep. The factors are
heat and how close your house is to somebody else's.
If you are right next door and it's really really hot,
(03:38):
I think eight AM's the time. If you're right next
door and it's not that hot, kind of temperate, nine
ams the time. I do think seven ams too early?
Oh yeah, too early? What if you flip it completely?
And could you do like an evening though maybe he can't.
Maybe he's got play yeah, maybe has plans. I know,
but I'm just saying if you pick a day where
it's like later, because then, yeah, it's start to get
(04:00):
hot pretty early. We have all lived in Texas, yes,
a lot of us. You guys grew up there. Ye
seven ams. If you're awake, you want to get mowing
because it gets really hot. This is what I would
say being in Texas. T. W. Barfield, I'd wait till
eight if you were anywhere else. If you're in Iowa,
i'd say wait till nine. But eight o'clock is probably
when i'd say it's it's okay to go. We all
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feel good about that. Yeah, pretty. And also if your
house is further apart than someone else's, it might not matter.
I think that affects it too. But some houses are
right up next to the next one. All right, he's
asking for like people that live in his house. I
guess that my wife, my kids. Thank you for that email.
Tw We are going to go in Texas eight am,
about midway through Oklahoma nine am. Once you get to
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North Dakota noon you can wait all day. You're all
good because they're gonna get too hot. All right, there
you go. That's the mail back. Thank you. We've got
your you know we heard on the show that High
Valley had broken up. We were like, what happened there?
(05:04):
But Brad is staying in continuing High Valley. High Valley
has this song make You Mine that's a big hit
for those guys. And so Brad's on the phone right now. Hey, Brad,
So you're continuing and your brother moved back to Canada?
(05:25):
Is that true? That is absolutely true? How are you doing? Man? Hey,
I'm doing pretty good. So how are you doing? Like?
Are you like? Oh? I mean, was it a hard
decision to keep going as High Valley would just do
you and not your brother? No? Um, I mean it's
a it's a hard decision obviously for him to move
all the way back up there, and it was not
like it was just a lighthearted little deal. But High
(05:46):
Valley has been going for so long, and we were
actually a band for ten years before Curtis was in
the band. So I'm more just thankful that we got
those those years together. But me and the other five
guys in the band are still still want to keep rocking,
and we actually have our first show in a few days,
first show back, So that wasn't never that was never
(06:07):
an option for me. What's for the band to stop.
So are you and your brother still good? We're great, man.
You know it's it's um. This might be tried or
cheesy or contrived or whatever, but faith and families what
our band has always been all about. And he's literally
going back to where our families from to raise his
family up there, and that, like, I think the most
(06:28):
hyper critical thing I could ever do is be like, hey,
we can't apply our own principles to our own lives.
So I'm actually pumped from him, and he's always kind
of been wanting to get back there at some point.
It wasn't a surprise. I Actually he was so nervous
when him and his wife invited Rebecca and I over
to kind of make the announce that they wanted to
(06:48):
move back. It happened almost a year ago, so we've
known this for a long time. We just didn't announce
it until our first festival dates were coming up. So
he was so nervous and so sweet, and I've kind
of interrupted him and said, look, dude, I know what
you're about to tell me. So m this is all good,
this is all awesome. So he's been great. The guys
in the band have been supportive and and it's it's
(07:12):
all you know. We were just pumped for him to
get to do what he loves and and I think
their their little company's going to take off. Hey, I'm
gonna play a new one here from High Valley. This
is called The Way She Loves R. She seen the band.
Don't have to do that. She don't know that, right,
(07:37):
I'm calling lor every day love. So it's that's you
singing though, right, Brad, Yes, sir, what if it wasn't
like act like, yeah, yeah, that's that's me singing. And
that's actually one of the new members of our band,
Sam Bergison, producing it and singing with me, and then
(08:00):
the rest of you know, the guys in our band
that you already know, um playing playing the instruments on it.
So it's pretty cool to have it all in health.
Well there, listen High Valleys together. He Brad is still
the front man. His brother may have left, but Brad
is still continuing High Valley and the bands there they're
playing shows. Follow them at High Valley Official. Well, Brad,
we just read the news and wanted to check in
(08:21):
with him, make sure you were good. But you're good, right, Yeah,
we're doing really good and like, like, you know, Curtis
is an awesome guy and he just he's wanting to
do what's best for him and his family, and we're
we're honoring that. I will say, though, the common denominator
for anybody who remembers, you know, there used to be
three dudes in this band, um, three brothers. So if
you want to know which rempel brother is the one
(08:42):
that you know keeps sending his other brothers back to
candidate's obviously me because I'm the one still left here.
But if you get a couple number one, you're not
letting Curtis back in, right Like, we're making that right now. Like, Curtis,
you left, and I'll make you a deal. If we
got two number ones and Curtis wants back in the band,
I'll we'll do like an intervention thing on your show
and he can call in and you can be a judge,
(09:02):
Judy and decide figure it all out. All right, Brad,
good to talk to you, But everybody follow High Valley
Official and go see them when they're out doing festivals
or doing shows themselves. Brad, talk to you soon. Take care, RN.
Thank you. The latest form Nashville and Tullywood Morgan Number two,
thirty second, Skinny Rascal Blats, Dan and Shay lady A,
(09:25):
Luke Combs, and Toby Keith. We'll all be receiving special
awards at the fourteenth Annual ACM Honors on August twenty
fifth in Nashville. Tickets go on sale for the special
show this Friday. Lauren Alena will be starring in a
new Hallmark movie. The movie is called A Roadhouse Romance
and it will be out on September eleventh as part
of the Hallmark Channels twenty twenty one Fall Harvest Movies kickoff.
(09:49):
Chris Lane wrote a song about his son Dutton a
couple months ago and just released it. It's called Ain't
even Met You Yet. I even mention I'm Morgan number two.
(10:15):
That's your skinny dog. It's time for the good news.
A woman managed to escape a house fire thanks to
her persistent pet. She was asleep. She lived in a
two story log cabin in Oregon. She had no idea
that a fire had broken out downstairs. Luckily, one of
her three dogs was aware and would not stop jumping
(10:37):
on the bed, would not set off, over and over
jumped on the bed. So she's like get off the bed,
pushed the dog off a few times like I would
have too. I've just been like, what he's wrong with you?
And then I have thought, okay, you're sick or something,
that's what, and then I would have got up. And
then that's what happened. She realized that the bottom floor
of the house was engulfed in flames. She got all
the dogs, they escaped on her fire park. Became a
(11:00):
lot of loss there, but no lives were lost, right
and all because that dog ket jumping on the bed
over and over again. What I'm usually awakened by is
this then a wet sound. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Okay, that's
because Stanley's eating something and vomited everywhere. And I'm like,
and then my only thought is please don't be on carpet,
(11:20):
Please be on some sort of wood rock. But they
always choose the carpet. It's like, I think it's just
comfortable for them. Yeah, I think they were like, oh,
this seems like a good spot right here on the rug,
right right here, on this really white, light colored rug.
That's a great story. That dog rocks. That's what it's
all about. That was tell me something good. Let's get
our our juices flowing this morning. We have a little
(11:42):
music game that Raymondo has put together. I'm gonna play
this as well. Raymondo, what's the game? It is one
second of a famous nineties country song from the very beginning.
You have to name the song. It's the first one
second of the song. You okay? Hin out here? All right?
So we're five of the clips one second of it?
Are we playing? Total points? Are you eliminated if you
(12:04):
miss it? Mikey total points? All right? Here we go,
got it them in? Okay, there you go? Got it? Good? Yeah,
I'm in for the win. A bootcooting boogie boots scooting
boogie boots, scooting boogie bootscooting book gets good? Easy one.
You see where Brooks have done? Are going on tour
(12:25):
with Travis Tritt opening for them? No, that would be
a cool one. Huh Yeah. The tour starts in September.
Let's go. And I would be like, hey, Travis Hrt,
why did you blow me on Twitter? I love Travis
Tritt except he blocked me on Twitter? All right? Ready?
Number two? Oh that's a good one. Oh man, that
(12:46):
could be a couple different hi though, Yeah, I mean
m m hey, hey, Hey, hey, chill, you're gonna give
me answer? Singing a little bit more Bobby that in
the country fasting son. It don't no, it's not the
(13:08):
real song because he wouldn't. He wouldn't sing along, Oh
lucky one more play Ray. We're all debating between two
What did you say? I'm in? No? All right, here
we go lunchbox shouldnia twain? Man? I feel like a woman? Amy,
any man of mine, Eddie, any man of mine? An wants?
(13:39):
Is this? What? All right? Next? Up? Stop? I'm chasing myself.
You do you do the same thing that's good for
the goose good for the gander? Because Amy sits the
here goes good. I thought, what's good for the goose
(14:01):
isn't good for the It is good for the gander.
That it took me a second. Okay, stop stop? What
are you doing? Lunch box is still riding. I'm not
I've been in since the first second, Eddie, I got
I was in before you. Time marches on, time marches on.
(14:24):
Nineties country songs were playing with the first one second ever,
go ahead, got it? Everybody is alright? One, two, three, Girl,
I'm gonna lose all all right? Last one nineties countries song,
(14:49):
go got it? Saying it near the mic game so
I can hear you. Oh no, it's not okay to
do that, Amy, like you just told me in the mic,
I don't don't. The sister song reminds me of church camp.
And we listen to this thing the whole time, this
(15:10):
one record. Let's go girl. Stop stop you guys, keep
saying words and throw everything. You're not gonna win anywhere
trying to get it. You're not gonna win. Already wrote
your okay, play again, right, what do you have? Lunch box?
Good directions? Everybody else one? All right, lunch box is eliminated.
(15:38):
Let's do uh one more normal and if we have to,
we'll do sudden down, got it? Go ahead? Oh boy,
I got that one. I'm in you got it? I think?
Go ahead? Amy No, I don't have it. What do
you have? I have nothing? I don't have it. Play
(15:59):
it again for Amy No. The first time it played
like something popped into my head. And now it's gone,
and seeing anything, you can't get back to it. It's
a deeper voice. It goes, no, let's go girls. Maybe
I mean obviously I'm out, but I can hear one
more time, go ahead nothing, Eddie ready one? Two? Yeah?
(16:25):
Damn right there. Well I got the first truck when
I was three, drove one hundred thousand miles on my knees.
Jam okay, Eddie gets me and you come on sudden depth.
We'll play speed round, yell your name, Ray, Just play
the whole song. You played the one clup, Just play
the whole song. Go Bobby do I yolks, dang it, Dan,
(16:49):
I was hope when you were gonna stall on that
I yolk? Is that what it is? Fast as you?
Thank you by someone up for us, maybe some down
strong again who it's just what a woman wants. Let's go, girls,
turn it up. Jam here. Maybe someday is drown. Maybe
(17:14):
it won't be long. I'll be the one who is time.
You be the one who's getting run. It won't be
along and may grown maybe than right, and maybe I'll
(17:37):
start tonight cry me. Maybe listen to joy and see.
Maybe I'll just plan right. Joe the Boy shicken. Yeah, yeah, man,
(18:16):
they just don't make viso like that anymore. They don't,
said the old guys, yelling at the clouds. Yeah all right,
A little big town boondocks here Bobby Bones show put
my song, my winning song. Oh, y'all unbelievable. Here we go.
This is breaking news to me. Amy been contacted by
the cat people. So, if you're new to the show, Amy,
(18:40):
can you give me the fifteen second story of why
you try to go for this specific cat. Yes, my
daughter asked for a cat for Christmas. My sister's allergic,
like we had. I thought hypergollergenic cat maybe, so we
googled them, looked at the top ten. My daughter was like,
I love the Balinese, so I thought, well, let's get
her the Balinese. So I contacted someone that makes Balinese
ones so and I sent them a deposit in February.
(19:02):
So that's it. We waited with a cat for Christmas.
We gave her a cupon for a cat, and then
it took that long to figure it all out. Then
you got an email going, hey, sorry, the cat died.
M actually already sent them the money. The cat, like
our cat out of the hole litter, the one that
we were supposed to get died. Well, you guys will
be happy to know what happened. I gotta check in
(19:23):
the mail for my deposit. They yeah, I got a check.
I got a check. They wrote me back a check,
and we now we have the deposit back, but I
don't know, there's no like contact with them. There's no like, hey,
we can be like. We kept contacting them, like saying, hey,
we would either like a guaranteed other cat or we
would like our money back, and then it just went
(19:44):
completely dark. And I don't know if maybe somehow they
might know of the show. Yeah, that's what I think Louisiana, right, yes,
And I had so many people reach out to me
from Louisiana, so I don't know if it just took
them that long to realize like, oh, we better maybe
make this right because this could get worse. I had
lawyers in Louisiana reaching out to me like hey, send
(20:06):
me the name, like I can do whatever. And I
wasn't ready to take any kind of legal action, but
I was a heartbroken that we were scammed. And then
suddenly a check arrives back in the mail. So now
we just have to deposit it and see if it
actually goes. It wasn't a money order, right, but it
returns check for me. It's a check that they wrote
me back for the deposit because I guess they had already.
(20:27):
It's not like they ripped up my check. I think
he spooked them and ripped up I think they're in
their little house doing a little deal. Probably take the
money and then whoop poop crap. Kind of the story
got out a little bit because was there a letter, Hey,
thank you? Sorry? Was there anything? Just a check? So, guys,
how do we feel? Was this still a scam? Do
you think? Yes? I think you spooked them and they
(20:48):
were like this one. Most people probably just take the
loss and move on. You kept badgering, and they're like, man,
someone's digging deep. We gotta get this one off our scent.
And I gave you the check and they probably changed
names now online that's kind of what I've But I mean,
there's no way to know for sure what a human
name or it's like Kitty Cat Deluxe, like some sort
of business. It's a business, it is, and can you
(21:10):
look them up pretty easily online? I don't. I don't know.
I have. I mean, it's not the business that I guess.
It's some maybe they're LLC that they have or whatever
they have created as the business, But I you know,
I don't know. So it's this now dropped though from
the show. Yeah, I think that's the official date. Although no,
I still would like a ball and he's kitten. But man,
(21:32):
these things are hard to find. You would think, are
we sure they even exist? A scam cat? No, they
exist like a liger. They definitely exist for sure. So
I don't know if anybody knows that would be helpful.
But yeah, I feel like cat segment complete full circle moment.
We got our money back. Well, I will let you
(21:53):
know for sure if the check is oh you gotta, yeah,
you make sure it clears because it's gonna come back
and they'll be like us are insufficient phones. So there
will be an update on this size. That could be
a possibility because I have not turned it into the
bank at okay, let us know, all right, four days
out from Eddie's big walk from West Virginia to Tennessee. Crazy,
(22:14):
it's already here. I know. Man. It's signed to put
up or shut up. Yeah, there's no shutting up. I'm
gonna put up. Is that how you said I'm putting up?
Here's a call from Dana and Florida, who is a
medical provider talking about your walk. I am a medical
provider and do a lot of standing on my feet
walking around all day. And I have some advice for Eddie.
(22:34):
So when you're on your feet all day and your
feet start to hurt from walking around and standing, if
you change your shoes, it does something to reset the
receptors in your feet so that they don't hurt as much.
So if I have a really long day, say am
on a twenty four hour call, I will swap shoes
twelve hours in and it's like your fader brand new.
So I thought that might help him on his walk
from West Virginia to Tennessee. Do you have a couple
(22:56):
pair of shoes? Oh my gosh, I have like six
pairs now. Mike d hook me up up with Brooks
Shoe Company. They gave me three shoe pairs of shoes.
I got another one from the National Angels. They sent
me some pair of shoes. I bought my own pair
of shoes, So I'm that's a great advice. Brooks hooked
it up, huh hooked it up. And they gave me
three different styles and it's like they all feel differently,
so I like them for different terrains. Man, I'm getting
(23:17):
I'm getting into this thing. Any flippy floppies in there.
No flippy floppies. I wish you're Amy's Pile of stories.
Oh man, that's just a little PSA. For parents who
have kids or even adults who maybe like to use
their tablets outside. A recent study found the indirect sunlight
reflected off of the tablets the electronic devices an increased
(23:38):
sun exposure like eighty five percent, which is a lot.
So it's really really dangerous to be outside with a tablet.
You know, back in the eighties we'd see on TV,
maybe even the nineties where people would hold that reflective
thing when they were laying out and they'd hold it
like at their chest and they'd go onto their face. Yes,
I always thought that ain't good for them. They can't
be good for them. But this is basically that. Yeah,
(23:58):
And I feel like a lot of times, innocently, your
kid is out there having a good time but also
has its tablet, and some birds are happening, the devices
get extra hot and they even like burn their hand
or something. So just heads up, make sure you've got
your sunscreen on, and maybe if you're using a tablet,
be in the shade. Now, surprise, a tablet even works
out in the heat. My phone's outside of like thirty
seconds over. Yeah, me too. Maybe it's because we just
(24:21):
live in a hot part of the country. But if
I leave it exposed and it's face up to the
sun for four or five minutes, it just shuts down,
but it comes back. How do we gottamit? And a
little thing fights back? What else? So? How many meals
can you make without using a recipe? Well, I will
say that I am a bit of an outlier here
(24:42):
as I do not make any meals without a recipe.
I use Hello Fresh, and I don't know, really know
how to cook. So like you can't go into the
kitchen the full meal, Nope, nope, nope, cereal. I guess
that it's on a meal though, like I would consider
a meal to be some sort of meat with a vegetable,
or if you're a vegetarian, a vegetable with a vegetable.
I don't know. Well, most of us say that we
can make four or less out a recipe. And I
(25:04):
was like, I started thinking in my head, and I mean,
I'm not a horrible cook by any means, but really,
only like two things came to mind, like spaghetti and salmon.
Maybe chickens. I think I'm an incredibly competent guy. This
is why I think I'm a bit of an outlier here.
But I have no competency in the kitchen at all. Yeah.
I could probably figure that stuff out if you just
put stuff in front of me. But yeah, but most
(25:25):
people do four. Yeah, most people they can only whip
up four meals from their head, needing no recipe for
meals or less. So I thought it would be Hello,
fresh cod's Bones twelve, right, Mike, Yeah, yeah, te Barely
a lot of people are going to need that. So
Thomas RTT was just sharing what he wanted to do
for Father's Day this Sunday, and I thought some people
might like to know. I think on Father's Day, all
(25:47):
I want to do is literally just go to the
farm with my kids and ride around on a four
wheeler walk through the corn. They love to walk through
the corn maize and get to take little corn stalks
off of it and try to eat it. I love
getting to build a fire with them. I love when
they want to sit down and watch like my favorite
Disney movie, like one of the classics, Eddie, what are
you doing Father's Day? I will be starting my walk
from West Virginia down to Tennessee on Father's Day. But
(26:07):
are you doing anything Saturday like a pre Father's Day. Yes,
we're going to Severeville, Tennessee, which is outside of the
Smoky Mountains. We're gonna spend the weekend there and have
fun and then I head to my trip. Oh so
y'all are taking a little family trip to drop you off. Yes,
that's cute. Are they driving back without you? So they're
gonna stay there a couple more days, and then they're
even talking about maybe joined me somewhere in the middle,
(26:29):
maybe like meet me at one of the hotel stops. Oh,
I love that. Yeah, good idea as support. I wonder
how miserable you're gonna be during this wall. I'm thinking
I'm gonna be pretty miserable because I did like ten
miles yesterday and I'm I'm hurting today. You walked in
ten miles yesterday and it took like four hours. I
do have to commend you for training for this, because
I think I would just throw it away and be
like it's a walk. I mean, honestly, if I had
(26:53):
two weeks to do this, I wouldn't worry about it.
But it's like four days and I'm gonna have to
hustle and do twenty miles a day. That's gonna be hard.
Eddie is walking starting Sunday from West Virginia to Tennessee,
just like George Strait said. He's going to carry a
bag full of suckers with hearts on and pass him
out to everybody. Gets you carrying love? That's all right,
and you'll be able to listen on the radio starting Monday.
What if we just turned him up the whole show.
(27:13):
We didn't. We weren't even It's just we just turned
up Eddie's walk and he just commentates as he walks. Yeah,
like what is your walk pace best? Oh? It is,
yeah for the most part. All right, Well, good luck
to you, my friend. Yeah, I'm Amy. That's my pile.
That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the
good news with Amy. So there's this high school senior
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named Verda and she was receiving the General Excellence Award
from her school during graduation, which comes with a forty
thousand dollars scholarship. Well, she's already headed to Harvard and
plans to do pre med and I guess she feels
secure and how she's going to pay for that, So
she wants to donate the money to somebody else that's
going to community college. Here's her speech. I am so
(27:59):
very great for this, but I also know that I
am not the one who needs is the most. And
knowing my mom went to community college and how much
that was helpful, I would be so very grateful if
administration would be would consider giving the general Excellent Scholarship
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to someone who's going to the community college, because I
know it is such a great honor, but I also
know that I am not the most in need of it.
Why this was such a baller move is probably non
transferable if you just ask, like, hey, I just like
to give to someone else. So like, no, this was
but because you get up on stage and you say
that people record it, you have to do. They really
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can't say no to it now. Yeah, so good for her.
Also really smart, like a strategic move to make sure
it actually does get moved over to somebody else too
who needs it. Well, she has headed to Harvard, so yeah, yeah, smart,
that's true. That's what it's all about. That was tell
me something good. Here are your top three songs in
country music this week Chris Young and Kane Brown at
(29:05):
number three with Famous Friends Friend You Probably At number two,
Dirk's Bentley Gone, I've been gone. I've been gone all
day long. It's so weird that Dirk's who family man
(29:30):
married for a long time, like healthy, family, great relationship
sings a song that is just so different than his
life because he's like, I'm sad, I'm lonely, my girl
left me and I'm thinking about it, going, uh, yeah,
I know you is the healthiest person I know. Is
that weird to you? Or no, I don't. I guess
(29:50):
I hadn't thought about it, because then I would really
start to dissect like somewhere on a beach or we're
drunk on a plane, oh yeah, drunk on a fair.
Just never thought about those two with this one. This
one though, was like like real personal, Yeah, baby left
and I've been gone, and I'm like, no, You're for real.
Good song. But number one Luke Hombs Forever after All
(30:20):
Together for the way, Dan, The number one pop song
is du Alipa levitating good one. It's a lot of
need you come on, dans me, I'm levitating. That's a
(30:40):
good one. Okay, let's go over to the Morning Corny
with Amy. Let's do it, Morning Corny. Why are there
no knock knock jokes about America? Why are there no
knock knock jokes about America? Because freedom rings? All right?
(31:03):
That was the Morning Corning. Alright, let's talk this out.
Morgan number two thinks she may have stolen something on accident,
and she wants to know what to do. What happened.
So I went to the grocery store and I, you know,
bought all my normal groceries, probably like one hundred and
fifty dollars worth, right for the next few weeks. And
I had paper towels on the bottom of my cart
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and I just walked out with them for getting to
scan them. And I'm like they're all put away at
my house and everything. And this is like three days
after the fact, and I'm like, Okay, I stole those.
I did not pay for those. So do I need
to like go back and be like, hey, I need
to pay for these or is it just like I
got away with it? It is what it is. Do
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you feel guilty? Yeah, I like I feel like I
stole something. Well, then that changes the answer. First of all,
if you go back to the place they're gonna go, Hey,
that's a mistake. You're fine. I used to wearing hobby
lobby people would accidallyake stuff out on the bottom all
the time. Some people would actually ta out stuff. It
wasn't that accident, And then we were told, hey, watch
out because people are trying to steal stuff by putting
it on the bottom of their cart. But if it
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was something that was like two bucks, you just let
them go. However, if you're feeling guilty, it's a different situation.
I think you can do one or two things. One,
if it's just weighing on you heavily, you can just
go back. You really can and be like, hey, I
bought this, I didn't pay for it. Can I please
pay for it? And they're gonna think you're a little crazy.
That's okay because it's not about them at those points,
about you. Secondly, you could actually like pay it forward
(32:29):
to somebuddy, like you actually took something. But you could
go and buy ten things paper towels and donate them
to like an animal place or something. That way, what
you did accidentally or you don't feel good about it,
you can actually feel better about it by doing something else.
That would be my suggestion, because obviously they're not gonna
send the cops out. They're not gonna arrest to you.
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Is an accident. That stuff happens. But I think if
you're feeling weighted down by being a thief, which you are,
that you could do something about it. What do you think?
I mean? I think that she could go back to
the store and get whatever exact paper towels she got,
and then go to the customer service area and be like, hey,
can you scan this, and then we put it away.
I just need to pay for it because like, this
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is what happened, and then they'll understand and then you
don't have to end up buying a bunch of paper
towels to donate. But I mean, but I would, I
would recommend you do the second one, just because somebody
else wins other than you. Okay, but she still she
goes back and does the second one, she still needs
to buy an extra one. No, just buy a bunch
paper towels and donate them somewhere, okay, because she's not
in trouble. She's not going to get in trouble for this.
(33:32):
I know she didn't, really I know, but I mean
that would make I don't know, that would make me
feel better, replacing the one that I Actually, you could
do it all, you know what, buy everybody, just go
you start throwing them at people. You have to go
back to the same store, right or no, no, this
is only a personal thing to her. Oh, she could
just retire from the whole situation to him, be like,
(33:52):
you know, as an accident the end. Yeah, but I
would say if it's if it's bothering you, you can
do something about it to not bother you anymore. You
can need to go back and pay for the day
paper towels, or you can go buy some more and
dontate him somewhere and be like, well, because that happened,
something even better happened. Yeah, So up to you, Eddie,
what would you tell him? You know, my kid took
some Eminem's one time and we got all the way
home and I realized he had in his hand and said, well,
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we didn't pay for that. He's like, oh my gosh,
I didn't even realize I forgot. So I took him
back to the grocery store and he went up to
the customer service and said, I didn't pay for this,
and said Oh, that's so sweet of you to come back.
Would you like to pay for those? And he said
yes and he paid for him. So we said lunchbox
with Morgan to the grocery store. Be like she took
she accidentally took paper towels out of here like her dad. Yeah,
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oh I like that, and I'm not happy with what
just happened here, And so what would like to say, Morgan?
And then you have to be like, I didn't mean to,
but I took the paper towels about paying, How hilarious
would that be? I feel like we should do it.
I'd be like an adult kid getting in trouble by
it is very adult. Then they'd really be like, Okay,
this is weird. And then again unchoxes like, and what
do you have to say, Morgan? I'm really sorry and
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I'll never do it again? Louder, I mean more more heart,
But I would say that it's it's up to you
to make you feel better. If you guys wanted that bit,
that's hilarious. Yeah, but I still think if you feel
bad about something you did inadvertently, you can always make
it better by doing something greater. Okay, I think I'm
going to do that that'll make me feel better. I
may still also pay for it too, and then buy
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new ones. I'm so bad about that, and I felt
so guilty when I got home, and I'm like, I
never paid for those, And I feel so bad for
the poor lady that may have gotten in trouble. And
she didn't get in trouble. They didn't do any sort
of inventory and go you know what, Clark were short
one paper towel today, they didn't. You're fine, You're fine.
There's a restaurant in Ohio and if you go in,
(35:36):
you get pizza. You can get cicadas on your pizza.
Oh why this is all for attention, right because no
one actually goes in, going babe, I just feel like
some cicadas tonight, right, But it's working. We're literally talking
about it again. An Ohio restaurant is going with an
odd topping for its pizza. Since the cicada period finds
(35:59):
all the bugs everywhere, the pizza bandit is doing its
part to repurpose them. They posted a video. Then you guys,
come try out the spicy tie cicada pie. Spicy tie
sounds good. They're confused if it's even legal to do
the owners of the pizza places. So it's not where
you go on and buy it, but you can probably
try it and eat it. And they say, well, and
(36:22):
this is some of the opinions. Absolutely delicious too. It's okay,
but nobody said I was disgusting. I just don't want
any bug on my pizza. It's not even about cicadas.
I'm not an anti cicada guy. I'm just an anti
bug guy on my pizza. I don't even like onions.
I don't like any crunch onions, no crunch on a pizza,
and that includes cicadas. Now that being said, Scuba Steve,
(36:44):
what's the latest on the chocolate covered cicadas we ordered
for the show? So yesterday I spoke to the lady
and she has expedited our shipment because I have regular
shipment that I paid for. We talked about how there's
like next day shipping and she's expedited, so it should
be here either today or tomorrow, so to or on
the show, we will spend that wheel in someone. Yeah,
(37:05):
at least by Friday, right, I think, worst case Friday,
I have the tracking number, so I'm following the ups
thing to see where it comes and when it's going
to be here at least by Friday's show. Let's just
call it for Friday, Okay, even if it comes, if
we have it tomorrow, we'll shake it on the air
and be like we got okay cool. But on Friday's show,
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we will eat chocolate covered cicadas. One member of the show,
will I just go ahead? You just what? No, it's
just making me sick even thinking about it, Like, I
hope I can do it. You can do it. One
time you eat dog food, that's very different. I would
she ate the wet kind. I would eat dog food
over a cicada any day. I don't think so. I
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wouldn't chocolate. Wow, I know, but I see my wet
dog food. Then vomited forever. Oh I did. Yeah, I
don't remember that. We've done a lot over the year,
a lot of things way down, a lot of It's
like my dog's pill pockets smell so good to me.
I've been tempted. They don't smell good to me, Eddie.
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What kind of snacks will you take it with you
on your walk? Protein, gail snacks, trail mix, things like that,
sandwiches and scooba. Is gonna have a cooler in his
car behind me. So we're just gonna load it up
with all sorts of stuff. Eddie's walking from West Virginia
to Tennessee starting Sunday. Yeah, so when we come on
the air Monday, you'll be a day into it. I'll
be in route. Your first day of walking is how long?
Do you know? I don't know exactly because it just
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depends on what time we get to the starting point,
because we're leaving kind of midday to get there. And
I mean, I don't really want to walk at night,
but if we have to reach our goal and that
means walk in the middle, I mean not middle of
the night, but nighttime, We're gonna do it. And so
what about rain, Yeah, we're just gonna go through it.
There was one day last week or whatever when it
started a rain and I was like, oh, let me
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go to the gym and train. I said no, no, no, no.
I stopped myself and I'm like, let me walk through
the rain to get the feel of it. And that's
not fun because your shoes get wet. But I wore
a poncho and I tried it out, and I'm just
gonna do it. Well in the twentieth, Eddie is walking
from West Virginia to Tennessee. You the listener made this
happen because Eddie's like, yo, do it. Okay, fine, as
long as I make ten thousand dollars for the charity,
(39:10):
and so we have sixty thousand dollars, so you have
to do it. I have to do it. If you're
dragging your legs, yes, and no, you can't get in
a car. No, no, no, I will not be getting
a car. They I mean, obviously, I'm going to sleep
in a hotel. That's the goal, to get to a
hotel every night. But other than that, there's no luxury. Man,
My feet are gonna be on the pavement walking those roads.
See if you can figure out what each day's are lenkedwise? Okay, Like,
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how many are there any twenty mile days? Yes? The
map that I've kind of mapped out, there's one twenty
mile day. Everything else is like eighteen seventeen. That's pretty
much twenty miles though, right, seventeen eighteen miles. Yeah, when
you walk five from your house to my house, do
your feet hurt? Yes? Around that five mile mark they
start hurting. But the good thing is I'm telling you
they feel good after the next day, or if I
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sit down for like thirty minutes, they feel fine, I
can walk again. So I'm hoping that's kind of what
happens throughout the walk, like, Oh, they're rejuvenated, let's go again.
Well Sunday he'll be streaming it. Monday, it'll be on
the air as you're walking. You guys, be sure to
come back next week for that. So what happened, Well,
we were checking out at Target and we walk up
and the sales clerk is there. It's a guy and
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he's like taking the things and my son just looks
at him and goes, sup, Cowboy. And I was like,
what what, where did that even come from? I have
no idea. So then I thought our kids saying is
that a thing these days that kids are saying like cowboy?
And where did that even come from? And I have
no idea, but it could be from other kids that
(40:37):
he was hanging out with. Hey, did your kids call
kids cowboys? I can tell you right now that my
kids have never said what's up cowboy? No, not what's up, sup, Cowboy?
I have not said that up cowboy. Do your kids
ever say anything where you're like Where did that come from? Yeah?
You know, what they've been doing lately is bleeping themselves,
Like they're like, what the bleep? I'm like, well, okay,
what are you doing? My daughter does She doesn't do
(41:01):
the bleat, but she does the what the Yeah? I
do that a little bit too. I don't say the
rest from us. Yeah, And so now I feel responsible
for her being maybe around other adults possibly going what
the I'll say, because I don't curse at all, but
I'll go what the like that? Speaking of kids, lunchbox
called a tanning salon, and you called them to do
(41:22):
what I wanted to see about getting a tanning membership.
And then at the end they want to know how old.
And that's when I hit him with the two and
a half. All right, here we go. Hey, listen, it's summertime.
A lot of pressure, right, a lot of pressure, pool parties.
All right, here's the lunchbox calling the tanning salon. Yes,
I was calling to get some information. I want to
sign my son up for a tanning membership. Okay, you know,
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it's just with summer coming up and pool parties and
things like that, getting together with the friends, and sometimes
he's going to take his shirt off, and he's a
little bit self conscious about his you know, pale skin. Sure, sure,
I mean, we are right. So that's what I mean.
You know, that's what this is for. So it really
does help with confidence and everything. I think, So, what
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do I need to do? Do I need to fill
out paperwork? How does it do I need to be
there with my son when he gets tanned? How do
I go about this? Well, he can just come in
and sign the paperwork. I mean, how old is your son?
My son? Oh, he's almost three. I'm sorry, Okay, Um,
I didn't realize. I thought your son was like in
(42:26):
high school or something. No, no, no, there's a lot
of peer pressure. You know, he goes to daycare, so
there's a lot of peer pressure in the daycare world
about looking your best. No, you, I mean, tanning is
not for babies. It's just not so I like, have
you ever seen that? Have you ever seen tan mom
on TV? He when he sees her on TV, he's like, oh,
(42:46):
she pretty, and so he wants to look like that.
I don't know. I can't even believe we're having this conversation. No,
I mean, please don't come here, Please don't tan your son.
You are discussing. Wow, guy, please don't come here. Please
don't tann your son. You are discussing. So I guess
that's a no. Yeah, I got rejected. Dang man, are
(43:10):
your kids doing stuff to summer, the camps or anything? Yeah,
camps are back, which is amazing because last summer, obviously
it was really hard, so much was shut down. But
now it's like a normal summer. We got church camp,
we got volleyball camp, we got dance camp. Did they
feel pressure to go to the tanning salon my Haitian children?
Not true. It's time for the good news, something good.
(43:38):
There was a guy in Idaho driving his GMC yukon,
had his two year old dog in the back and
gets in a wreck. Boom and the two year old
dog till he gets thrown from the vehicle and runs off.
No one can find the dog. Well, a couple days later,
these guys are sitting there in their house and they're
looking out there. Man, the dogs out there hurting the sheep.
And then they look down our dogs in here. What
(43:59):
dog is that? And they go out there and it's Tilly,
the one that was in the wreck two miles away,
recognized it from Facebook and got the dog back to
its owner. Dang wow, oh Tilly Man don't know what
not like. It's different than Yeller, Long Lived Tilly. Would
(44:24):
you recommend All Yellow and Anybody? No? No, not really.
I mean you happen to watch It's not a bad movie,
but no, I don't recommend it is a bad movie.
Too bad. It's a bit traumatizing. What you do is
you you find a spot to stop it, and you
act like the ending is somewhere else, and then you
don't play the end in the first twenty minutes. Then
you're like, all right, that's a good movie. There's a
happy family, a good dog. There it is all right,
(44:46):
there you go. That's what it's all about. That was
tell me something good. Heather in Florida is on the
phone and she wants to say something about Morgan number
two situations where she accidentally stole paper towels. Hey Heather,
what's up? Hey Heather, you're on the show. What's going on? No, Heather,
good morning, studio screaming sorry I put it on you.
(45:11):
All right, Heather, you're on the air. The worst I
just wanted to say, Um, I work for a grocery store.
In public or publics in Florida. And I think Morgan
number two should go back and pay for the paper
towels because, um one of the reasons that like groceries
go up. I mean, obviously it's the only one reason,
but it's because we lose products. And you know, she
(45:32):
knows that she took it. I know she did accidentally,
but she should go back and pay for it. Morgan,
your thoughts, you're making GROCERI or prices to go for
all of us. Oh my goodness, Yeah, that is so
much pressure. Yes, I will absolutely go back. Please don't
yell at me. All right, Heather, thank you for the call.
I appreciate that. Thank you ever a great day. Bye bye.
Let's go over and get the big stories. In Bobby's story,
(45:57):
an eighteen year old girl got locked out of her house.
Then she decided to try to get in Santa Claus
style through the chimney. She got stuck, had to be
rescued by firefighters. It took them a half hour to
get her out. Oh man, well, that's brave to try
to go through the chimney. I don't. I think got
bust out a window before I go through the chimney. Exactly.
How did she even? It's pretty narrow up there. She
attempted to enter the one story home through the chimney
(46:19):
but could not get past the flu. That is well,
because I lingo. Well I recently even had to google
it because or like how to spell it and say
it because we had our flu was open and I
didn't know. And you're supposed to keep it closed otherwise,
think elements can come in from the outside. And then
like if you if you have a fire going flew open,
(46:41):
no fire going flew closed chimney. All right, well, guess
that's good to know. Yeah, the real mathematical formula for
winning the lottery is out. Oh boy, and if you
would have just done this, you would have made twenty
two thousand dollars in the lottery alone. All right, you
(47:02):
were just done this lot Are you ready for a lunch? Boy? Yeah?
So is there a mathematical formula to winning the lottery?
The answer is yes. Here you go. You set aside
five dollars a week to play the lottery. Okay, which
you do? What a week? Fifty? I do one hundred
and fifty per paid check. Wow, it's gone up to
win fifty? What dude? What's what's happening here? Well, I'm
trying to invest more. Thinking of it, it's not an investment.
(47:24):
And also you complain about money, but you're putting one
hundred and fifty in the lottery every two weeks. Yeah,
that's a significant amount of money, it is. Wow. Okay,
so this is the new write your notes here ready,
got it? Set aside five dollars a week to play
the lottery. That's it. You're saving money already. That's pretty good.
Every year, put the two hundred and fifty dollars that
you have set aside for the lottery into a mutual fund. Oh,
(47:47):
after twenty years, cash out your account. You just won
fourteen thousand dollars. Wow, after twenty years, you won fourteen
thousand dollars. That sounds terrible. But you've been playing the
lottery for how many years? How old am I now?
I'm twenty one years? Okay, you would have been fourteen
thousand dollars ahead right now. You've done fourteen thousand dollars.
But if I hit that lottery, I'll be millions ahead.
(48:08):
But you didn't. But I still have time. Right now,
I only have fourteen thousand dollars. We'll have it for
you here, actually on your numbers, thanks for asking. If
Lunchbox did this over all the years he's been playing,
it had been twelve hundred bucks a year. If he
had done one hundred bucks a month day he's been
playing nineteen years, according to my math, he would have
a check for twenty two tho eight hundred dollars right now. Yeah,
(48:31):
I could use twenty two thousand dollars. The mathematical formula
winning the lottery is don't play the lottery. But you
can take this information and start it now. Yeah. And
if you're it's fun, If you're doing it for entertainment purposes,
go for it. But you're not you really want to win. Yeah,
well that's why you're. No, you're basing your like life
worth off of winning lottery. Yes, okay, that's my standing
(48:53):
in society is how much I win in the lottery.
And when I hit it big and people take pictures
of me and put me on the news and celebrate me,
I think it's just still it brings up the news
a lot, Like he really just wants to be on
the news. Someone who's watching the news, he's like ninety eight, right,
No one celebrates a mutual fun. Guy. Okay, it's like
(49:13):
you can't get through doing I keep trying. No. The
father of the recently born decuplates the ten babies, the cupulates,
the sepulates. I'm not sure you say that. He has
requested that people stopped doing any money to his wife
and their ten babies because he's like, I still haven't
(49:34):
seen the babies. He said, I appreciate the financial support
we've been getting from members of the public, but I
would also like to appeal to the public to stop
making money deposit into our accounts until all members of
the community have seen the babies. Not only has he
not seen the children, but he hasn't seen his wife
since she left home on June seventh, a smell of
rat something fishy. While she has purportedly given birth to
(49:56):
the ten babies, the local authorities have been unable to
trace her to any of the public or private hospitals.
He said he's excited to meet the kids, whenever that
may be. On Wednesday, he accepted over seventy thousand dollars
in public donations, but he's like, stop giving me money.
I don't even know if the kids are real. He
doesn't know if the kids are real seeing them. Okay,
(50:17):
but his wife was pregnant, right, How do I know?
I just wrote on a piece of paper. If you
ask me if I really know, I don't know. I
just read the ridiculous news. Okay, Well, I'm gonna end
of an update on that eventually. I'm concious. I think
I think we all are there you go. Those are
the big stories story. Here's a voicemail from Aaron and Tampa. Hey, Bobby,
(50:40):
this is a message for Eddie. I am a marathon
runner and I heard on the podcast that he was
planing out walking fifteen miles for next week, and I
would highly recommend he not maxed out this week. He
should be resting, recovering and preparing his body for what
he's going to do next, not going pedal to the
(51:01):
metal because you could injure himself. Just wanted to wish
him much. I'm a foster parent and an adoptive parent.
I love what he's doing and I just want to
give him so much encouragement and wish him luck. Thank
you for everything. Fight there you go. Knowledge, It's power.
Did I hear that correctly? Just chill? Yeah? No, not
just chill, Just don't max out. Okay, So don't walk, Yeah,
just don't go crazy. Next week Eddie walks from West
(51:22):
Virginia to Tennessee. It's basically one hundred miles through the mountains. Crazy.
He raised money for charity. He didn't mean to, Let's
be honest. No, No, I didn't really mean Next week
on the show Monday through Thursday is the goal. He'll
be walking all day or day, that's all right. I
have a story here about a kid calling nine one one,
and so this one went viral with three million views
(51:43):
on TikTok. It's pretty funny. It's of a four year
old kid calling nine one one about how they went
to Disney on Ice. Here you go, here's the nine
one one call L Group nine one one? What does
your emergency? Is there a grown up there I can
talk to? No, what do you want to tell me? Lenae?
Disney on Ice? How old are you? Linnie boy? And
(52:05):
is your mommy or daddy? There? Can I talk to
one of them? No? Good, dissy. Well, I have to
talk to them because I need to know more about
Disney on Ice. Well, I don't know about it, so
I need to talk to them about it. Can I
talk to your mommy or your daddy. I know they're busy,
(52:25):
but I need to talk to one of them please.
So wow, I mean, so she just really needed somebody
to talk to. You if your four year old kid
called daddy, would they get in trouble? Oh? Big time?
Are you kidding me? Yeah? There's already a little sheet
on my refrigerator that says four emergencies only this is
what you do call nine one one. And you didn't
(52:45):
have a four year old, no, I mean I got
my kids at seven and ten, so and I was, yeah,
you know, they weren't used to nine one one because
they came from Haiti, but I had to so I
didn't have to worry about that. Like sometimes, I just
wanted to teach it to them in case there's an emergency.
And we went through like six one one, and I
mean they just were getting all kinds of confused. Mandy
and Florida, you are on the Bobby Bone Show, Mandy,
(53:05):
what's happening with you morning studio? My four year old,
well she's twelve now. My daughter at four, I left
her at our house with my mom, and she got
mad that I went to the grocery store called nine
on one and told him that they need to come
pick me up and bring me home because she was mad.
(53:26):
And so what did they say to you when they
finally got a hold of you, And were they frantic
about it? No, because she talked to them like that
little kid did, and they said that they knew nothing
was wrong because normally kids don't have a conversation. And
she finally went and got my mom. Okay, So in
the end she went and got her grandma and Granma
was like, no, we're good here. She yeah, I was like,
(53:49):
what in the world, So, what's the conversation you have
with your kid after that happens? Pretty much? Don't do
it because my dad retired law enforcement, so she knows
and he definitely got in trouble. Man, it's get their
four So then it's like, how do you But they
do need to learn that and do that. It's not
like they were really she was really thought she was
doing something terribly right. She thought she was using it
(54:11):
the right way, right. There is something to be said
for that, Like she wanted her mom to come get her.
Maybe she only gets half her fruit snacks instead of
all of it. You know, I don't taking anything really away. Hey, Mandy,
thank you for that call. Really appreciate it. Yea, I
have a good day, all right, Yeah you too. Over online.
One is Meg and Virginia. We're talking about if your
kid accidentally called nine one one. Hey Meg, what's happened
(54:33):
and what happened to you? So when I was four
years old, I stayed at my grandma's house every day.
She was my babysitter, and my parents gave me an
old cell phone, like an old flip phone that did
not work. It was no longer like connected. So I
thought it would be fun to play and call nine
one one and just see what would happen. So I
called nine one one about a dozen times and hung
up every time that they answered on a dead cellphone.
(54:57):
I think the phones activated. I'll still call nine online.
Oh I didn't know that. So even battery dead, well
no I don't. It must not have been dead dead.
It just wasn't like an accidentally. Eventually, like three cock
cars showed up at my grandma's house. They tracked the
phone all irons and everything, like beating on the door,
(55:17):
thinking that something was wrong because I never spoke. I
just called and hung up about twelve times. Oh my goodness,
what year I knew you were four, So what year
was this? Probably like two thousand six. Maybe that's sophisticated
back then, that's wild. What were you thinking? Did you
know they came because of you? Or were you also
(55:39):
stunned about what was happening? I was terrified. My grandma
was screaming and she was like, Megan, the cops are here.
Something's wrong. And I was like, oh, I don't know why.
I have no idea that Like, we got about fifteen
calls from this location, and we thought there was something wrong,
so we came. I was and I was terrified. Oh
my god. I was crying my eyes out, thinking I
(56:01):
was going to be in so much trouble. They just
laughed and told me everything was okay. But never do
that again because also work there. Whether they're working phones
or not, you can still call mine one one from anything.
At what point did you figure out though, that you
it was you? You were the reason they were all there?
Because I wished it was still probably wouldn't put the
pieces together. I it took me a while. More than
(56:22):
once they said that they got so many calls. I
was like, well, I was calling, but I never actually
called I was playing. I was on a play phones.
They're like, no, that was that was a real phone.
You were really calling, And I just freaked out. And
you know what, the people, their parents whomever gave it
to her. They didn't know any better either. That was
on them too. Yeah, they gave four year on the phone.
But I wouldn't know. Right now, I guess I see
(56:42):
that emergency. You know, even though you don't have signal,
you can still swipe an SOS. And that's crazy that
I didn't know if you didn't have like an activated phone,
like I got like five of those at the house,
an unactivated. Yeah, they're just sitting there. Well, don't play
nine one. Hey, mag thank you for calling. I appreciate that.
What was that? Thank you for calling. We really appreciate
(57:03):
that call. Oh yeah, yeah, thank you. I listened to
you guys every day. Thank you. We listen to you. You
You just have no idea. It's secrets. A good day,
bye bye. This woman says they hired a nanny because
their kid and she works and he works. But she's like,
he actually hired the nanny so he can just stay
home and sleep all day. Sounds like lunchbox. He sends
(57:26):
his kid to daycare, and that is true. You do
send your kid away just so you can sep. Yeah,
it's the same thing, basically, it is. It's just different
type of childcare. You need to be rested to be
a good parent. It sounds nice for the guy, the
story says, but his wife doesn't think so. She's like,
we have a nanny, but he just has it so
he can sleep all day. She watches the kid while
he takes nap after nap, after nap. That's pretty cool. Yeah,
(57:47):
it's not a bad idea, and it's the same thing
that you do. No problem with it. Get your rest.
American parents say their children are speaking in a British
accent after watching too much Pepper Pig. American parents say
their children are picking up British accents because they watch
too much. This TV show cartoon follows life of Peppa
and her family in a UK fictional town. Toddlers across
the world are now tuning in to see Peppa's latest adventures,
(58:09):
and it appears Pepper's Southern British accent and vocabulary or
rubbing off on those watching the show. Here's a clip
of the theme song, I'm Pig Give is you my
little brother. I can see if I were a kid
peg After I hear someone say this once, I talk
(58:31):
like them. If I meet anyone that's from England, I
automatic or Australia too. Like I hung out with those
Sea Fourth guys. I was like, I might this happens.
He's like, what are you saying. I was like, I
don't know what new moo movie moves? I like you,
so you just do it back at them. Oh go ahead. Well,
my husband was in the Air Force, like, he was
(58:51):
stationed in England for a while, and a lot of
his friends that were also stationed there that had kids,
like they were American, but their kids were there and
they were younger and going to school over there, and
so the parents had English accents and the kids came
home with their well there they're English, English accents, and
it was so cute, like proper English, yeah, like the British,
the British accents, and like even though the parents were
(59:13):
from America. But I just like I would never they
would talk over it like you're so cute. Let's go
over and talk to Alex in Florida. Alex appreciate you
calling the show. What's going on? Bud Tay, Good morning morning. Huh,
good morning show. Hey, um, I just wanted to get
a little advice in. I haven't had a job interview
(59:35):
in about fourteen years, and I'm on the road to
my first job interview. Oh nice, trying to get a
little bit advice and get my nerves kind of calmed down. Well,
first of all, know that your nerves won't be any calmer. Honestly,
the name of the game isn't feeling better because you're
never going to talk yourself really out of your nerves.
It's just understanding the nerves are okay, and nerves are
awesome because you're nervous about something that could possibly go right,
(59:57):
and said it's something they could possibly go wrong. So
a lot of people do try to go I need
the nerves to go away. You never need them to
go away, and they go away. Honestly, they really only
go away because you do something over and over and
you get comfortable doing it. So first of all, eliminate
that from your mind. You're just gonna be nervous Alex
and there's nothing wrong with that. As a matter of fact,
it's pretty cool. You get to be nervous about a
possibility of something good. So you're with me there so far. Yes, okay. Secondly,
(01:00:22):
when you go into this interview, a lot is going
to be decided in the first fifteen twenty seconds, like smile,
be someone this person thinks they'd want to be around eight, ten,
twelve hours a day, or someone they weren't working for
them like that is a that's a very important part
of it, that very very very first impression. So smile,
I'll be friendly. And then third of all, ask questions.
(01:00:43):
Because I've done many interviews at this point where I'm like, okay,
I'm looking for a position here, and I you know,
how do you feel about this? They're good, and then
I'm like, hey, do you have anything you want to ask?
When they ask me questions, I'm like, oh, they are
so dialed into this, and even if I don't hire them,
then they stay in the back of my mind for
the next time. Abby our phone screener who now does
work for me on the podcast network, That's what she did.
(01:01:06):
I didn't hire her the first time, like an idiot,
but you know what she did. She asked questions. She
wrote me a thank you card afterward, and I said, hey,
you know who's fantastic is like the girl I didn't
hire and now she's in here killing it. So just
know that as long as you're you, you smile, you're pleasant,
because we want to work with people that are fun
to work with or nice to be around. Ask questions.
(01:01:29):
You're nervous, and that's okay. All that matters, and you're
just going to do your best job and if it
doesn't work out, you'll go do another interview and eventually
you'll get good at interviews and then then you'll get
a job. So I think you're gonna do great, man,
I do. So what kind of job is it? Well,
it's the jobson is for a chemical dependency technician. If
(01:01:51):
he just said like more titian and he's coming in happy,
I've been like, well let me let me take that back. Yeah,
maybe you should. Do you feel pretty good about your
chances of getting this job? Yes, sir, if I'm if
I can be honest, I've been through the wringer and uh,
I feel like I it's not all my resume, but
I would be a good fit for the position. Tell
(01:02:11):
them that, yeah, believe in yourself, go in and show confidence,
and I would rather you be slightly cocky than under confident,
because there is that fine line that's impossible to walk
and it's hard to nail it right on. Confidence but
not cocky. But I would rather you, if you're like
having to go, Okay, what side do I lean on?
I would rather you be slightly over confident than slightly
under confident, because if you believe you can do a
(01:02:34):
good job, and you make me believe you can do
a good job, then I believe you can do a
good job. So go and go in there with that
same confidence. All right, man, yes, sir, And if I
may stay real quick, I don't keep you guys, But
um I did. I got a message saying that They said, well,
we're looking for someone a little bit different, a little
bit of different background, and I messaged them back saying, well,
(01:02:54):
thank you for the opportunity, but um this is about me,
and I said a little bit about me, and then
that's when HR contract to be wanting the interview. Nice.
All right, we're gonna give you three who We're gonna
give you three woo woos. Here we go. I don't
know what that we're trying to create something? All right,
here we go? Huw about two woo woos and three
(01:03:15):
claps okay, one, two, three? Whoo? There it is all right, Alex.
We just did that for you. We invented that on
the spot. Two claps, who did three? Okay? Never mind, Alex,
we're idiots. Good luck, buddy, all right, appreciate appreciate that going.
Let us know if you get it. Heck if you don't,
go after the next one. But I feel good about
it for you, all right, hit us up if you
want eight woo. We try listen, we try stuff on
(01:03:39):
this show. Shown sorry up the day this story comes
to us from Vermont. A man drove to the hospital
and he had a big old wound on his hand.
They're like, whoa, what happened man? He's like, I got
stung by a bee. Like that looks a lot worse
than a beasting. They bring the police in, theyre like, sir,
what happened. He's like, no, really, it is a beasting.
(01:04:00):
And eventually he owned up and said he shot himself
when he's cleaning his gun. So he got charged with
lying to police. So I wonder if he wasn't supposed
to have a gun and that's why he was lying
about it, or he was embarrassed that he shot himself,
but he's't gonna get in trouble arrestworthy. Yeah, he had to.
My opinion is he probably wasn't supposed to have a gun,
(01:04:20):
meaning he'd been in trouble before, maybe a felon. Is
there anything about that, lunch Bob. No, it says they're
investigating why he would lie. They're not sure if he
was not allowed to own a gun or what. But
that's I mean, that's what I assumed when he did it.
But yeah, I'm gonna bet you that's all right, I'm lunchbox.
That's your bone head story of the day. Which age
range represents the best years of your life? That's the question.
(01:04:42):
They asked, who you know, like five thousand people through
all ages, and most people said their thirties. Like a
quarter of people said the thirties were the time of
their life because they had a little bit of money,
they knew a direction they were going, some of them
had kids. But that was the number one spot. Would
you put in your thirties? Yeah, I feel like I
(01:05:02):
have more good to come, so I'm hopeful for that,
and they have. I'm forty now, but thirty thirty one,
thirty two sweet spot. I mean, what if you said,
though I don't have more good to come, might not
think they do if their thirties were that amazing, Like
I feel like I haven't even really hit mine yet,
but I should feel like I feel like right now
I'm in it. I think I'm peak prime health career love. Like,
(01:05:26):
right now, i feel like I'm at the best I've
ever been. The only thing I could add a couple
of kids, And looking at Eddie, do you need a
couple you can borrow? It's not that I'm saying you're
tired all the time. I am exhausted all the time,
and you do have four kids and then two of
them kind of came at once. Yeah, that's why my
answer to this wouldn't be forties or thirties, be twenties. Absolutely,
(01:05:49):
So the biggest group said thirties. After that it was twenties,
then it was the forties, and then it gets down
to like nine percent said fifty seven percent said sixties.
Under twenty was one that seems like a lunchbox one.
Oh no, because I couldn't drink legally, but I was
prom king at that age, so that was pretty cool.
Best accomplished in my life, of your life, of my life?
(01:06:11):
Is there anything you can possibly do it with out
accomplish that? Ooh when the lottery, But that's not really
you doing anything, it's you getting lucky. Uh yeah, okay,
maybe one of those uh you know how they put
those lists forty under forty, like those like successless. Yeah,
you're about to be forty year Yeah, like a month?
I know. Yeah, you better running out of time, buddy.
(01:06:32):
All right, So most people said thirties, then it was
twenties and forties that those are generally the best years
of our life here in the United States, Amy, what's
up today? Um? I have a Haiti event like no,
I wish, but man, it's just not safe to go
there right now. So I feel like this is the
next best thing. I'll be hanging out with some hatians,
but here in Nashville. What about you? Well, the one
(01:06:53):
thing I'm looking forward to is after the show today,
we're gonna interview this this person who's a cuta list
a professional cuta list. Oh and so we'll put on
tomorrow's show. If it checks off and it's not too creepy,
I think it'd be really funny. And there's nothing creepy
about what she says, one hundred dollars per hour professional cuddler.
I mean that is quite the pay, and it's I know,
(01:07:13):
and it's not someone I felt good about going live
with because I was like, what if there is weird
stuff and it gets So I'm doing that today after
the show. But I'm pretty excited about that. I sent
Scuba message Austin. I was like, this is the kind
of content we've been looking for, So I'm gonna do that.
You're gonna work and all the normal stuff as far
as like life goes, Uh, watch another episode of Mary
on Mayorby's Town. I think we have two to go. Yeah, yeah,
(01:07:35):
but I'm not saying anything else about it. That'll run stuff.
Have a great day, Bobby Bones.
Tom transmitting what's happening in morning Studio Morning. So I
have a new thing I'm trying out because I read
an article that was talking about it. If you wake
up in the middle of the night, what you should do?
Because I probably wake up in the middle of the
night with five work nights three three times a week.
(00:24):
If I sleep all the way throughout, wake up shocked.
It's like wow, And so what I do now? If
I wake up at one am? I just get up,
I go have a little bowl of cereal, walk around
and read a little bit. Oh God, that's what they
say you're supposed to do. Yeah, wows article. Because this
is what I do. I wake up and I'm like, dum,
eyes are open. I don't go back to sleep for
(00:46):
at least an hour just laying there. I'll work a
little bit. So now it's like, Okay, if I'm gonna
be awake for sure an hour, I'm gonna get up
and it may be somewhat productive. And I just sit
here staring at the ceiling, and I try to keep
the TV off because I don't want to wake kaling up,
and don't get on my phone because I know that
there's a big ball of fire out of my hand.
That could also wake her up. So now I'm just wait,
I'm waking up and I'm getting up. And it was good.
(01:08):
Woke up, had me a little bowl of special k
I have to count with strawberries in. It's pretty good. Oh,
got on the internet, read some news stories for today's show,
folded it down when laid down, fell back to sleep.
Oh thank good. That's a little productive. Yeah, I was
awake for about an hour. The same oil would have
been had I not. But this is what I'm going
to do. I'm going to get up when i'm awake
instead of just laying there staring at the ceiling. I'll
(01:30):
report now it's going. I'm a little grumpy today, that's why.
But the internet said this not a doctor, no doctor
on the kaya. It's like some sort of sleep steady.
They were like, hey, if you're waking up the all
the night, get up. You're gonna be awake anyway. If
you know you can't fall back asleep, get up. Take
(01:51):
your mind off struggling to fight yourself back to sleep.
But what I do, and I've talked to you guys
about this too. If I'm like on the edge and
I need to go to sleep. I can't make myself
go to sleep by hunting down my body parts. Why
don't you do that? I did? I do it to
follow sleep sometimes the first time. It never works for
me when I'm going back to sleep. But at night
of my head is in my mind is racing. I'll go, okay, well,
(02:11):
I got my toes down here, wiggle them a little
bit and go all right, my toes are they're tired,
and they're going to sleep, all right. Top of my feet,
top of my feet is tired. I will go all
the way up to the top of my head. Almost
never do I get at the top of my head
before I pass out. Sometimes if I just don't have
it in me, I'll think I told you my favorite
you know, Top ten Chicago Cubs, Moments of my life,
(02:31):
top ten Arkansas raised a bright players, And I never
get my mind just will slowly stop racing. It'll put
me to sleep. So but that's where counting sheep comes from, right.
It's just something to do to stop you from thinking
about what you're doing is keeping you awake. But I'll
let you guys know in a month or so, how
my experiments going. Okay, All right, all right, good luck,
Thank you appreciate that. Eddie. Let's go over and open
(02:55):
up the mail bag something. This is a question we've
kind of had before. Hey, Bobby Bones, I have a question.
How early is too early for mowing the lawn on
a Saturday morning. I was thinking about starting at seven
am before it gets too hot. Here in Texas, it's
seven am too early to start mowing on a weekend
(03:18):
during the summer. Thanks T. W. Barfield. Here's the thing.
I do think it matters where you live. I think
if it's gonna get one hundred and ten degrees, you
gotta beat the heat. It also stinks for someone's mowing
at seven am you're trying to sleep. The factors are
heat and how close your house is to somebody else's.
If you are right next door and it's really really hot,
(03:38):
I think eight AM's the time. If you're right next
door and it's not that hot, kind of temperate, nine
ams the time. I do think seven ams too early?
Oh yeah, too early? What if you flip it completely?
And could you do like an evening though maybe he can't.
Maybe he's got play yeah, maybe has plans. I know,
but I'm just saying if you pick a day where
it's like later, because then, yeah, it's start to get
(04:00):
hot pretty early. We have all lived in Texas, yes,
a lot of us. You guys grew up there. Ye
seven ams. If you're awake, you want to get mowing
because it gets really hot. This is what I would
say being in Texas. T. W. Barfield, I'd wait till
eight if you were anywhere else. If you're in Iowa,
i'd say wait till nine. But eight o'clock is probably
when i'd say it's it's okay to go. We all
(04:21):
feel good about that. Yeah, pretty. And also if your
house is further apart than someone else's, it might not matter.
I think that affects it too. But some houses are
right up next to the next one. All right, he's
asking for like people that live in his house. I
guess that my wife, my kids. Thank you for that email.
Tw We are going to go in Texas eight am,
about midway through Oklahoma nine am. Once you get to
(04:44):
North Dakota noon you can wait all day. You're all
good because they're gonna get too hot. All right, there
you go. That's the mail back. Thank you. We've got
your you know we heard on the show that High
Valley had broken up. We were like, what happened there?
(05:04):
But Brad is staying in continuing High Valley. High Valley
has this song make You Mine that's a big hit
for those guys. And so Brad's on the phone right now. Hey, Brad,
So you're continuing and your brother moved back to Canada?
(05:25):
Is that true? That is absolutely true? How are you doing? Man? Hey,
I'm doing pretty good. So how are you doing? Like?
Are you like? Oh? I mean, was it a hard
decision to keep going as High Valley would just do
you and not your brother? No? Um, I mean it's
a it's a hard decision obviously for him to move
all the way back up there, and it was not
like it was just a lighthearted little deal. But High
(05:46):
Valley has been going for so long, and we were
actually a band for ten years before Curtis was in
the band. So I'm more just thankful that we got
those those years together. But me and the other five
guys in the band are still still want to keep rocking,
and we actually have our first show in a few days,
first show back, So that wasn't never that was never
(06:07):
an option for me. What's for the band to stop.
So are you and your brother still good? We're great, man.
You know it's it's um. This might be tried or
cheesy or contrived or whatever, but faith and families what
our band has always been all about. And he's literally
going back to where our families from to raise his
family up there, and that, like, I think the most
(06:28):
hyper critical thing I could ever do is be like, hey,
we can't apply our own principles to our own lives.
So I'm actually pumped from him, and he's always kind
of been wanting to get back there at some point.
It wasn't a surprise. I Actually he was so nervous
when him and his wife invited Rebecca and I over
to kind of make the announce that they wanted to
(06:48):
move back. It happened almost a year ago, so we've
known this for a long time. We just didn't announce
it until our first festival dates were coming up. So
he was so nervous and so sweet, and I've kind
of interrupted him and said, look, dude, I know what
you're about to tell me. So m this is all good,
this is all awesome. So he's been great. The guys
in the band have been supportive and and it's it's
(07:12):
all you know. We were just pumped for him to
get to do what he loves and and I think
their their little company's going to take off. Hey, I'm
gonna play a new one here from High Valley. This
is called The Way She Loves R. She seen the band.
Don't have to do that. She don't know that, right,
(07:37):
I'm calling lor every day love. So it's that's you
singing though, right, Brad, Yes, sir, what if it wasn't
like act like, yeah, yeah, that's that's me singing. And
that's actually one of the new members of our band,
Sam Bergison, producing it and singing with me, and then
(08:00):
the rest of you know, the guys in our band
that you already know, um playing playing the instruments on it.
So it's pretty cool to have it all in health.
Well there, listen High Valleys together. He Brad is still
the front man. His brother may have left, but Brad
is still continuing High Valley and the bands there they're
playing shows. Follow them at High Valley Official. Well, Brad,
we just read the news and wanted to check in
(08:21):
with him, make sure you were good. But you're good, right, Yeah,
we're doing really good and like, like, you know, Curtis
is an awesome guy and he just he's wanting to
do what's best for him and his family, and we're
we're honoring that. I will say, though, the common denominator
for anybody who remembers, you know, there used to be
three dudes in this band, um, three brothers. So if
you want to know which rempel brother is the one
(08:42):
that you know keeps sending his other brothers back to
candidate's obviously me because I'm the one still left here.
But if you get a couple number one, you're not
letting Curtis back in, right Like, we're making that right now. Like, Curtis,
you left, and I'll make you a deal. If we
got two number ones and Curtis wants back in the band,
I'll we'll do like an intervention thing on your show
and he can call in and you can be a judge,
(09:02):
Judy and decide figure it all out. All right, Brad,
good to talk to you, But everybody follow High Valley
Official and go see them when they're out doing festivals
or doing shows themselves. Brad, talk to you soon. Take care, RN.
Thank you. The latest form Nashville and Tullywood Morgan Number two,
thirty second, Skinny Rascal Blats, Dan and Shay lady A,
(09:25):
Luke Combs, and Toby Keith. We'll all be receiving special
awards at the fourteenth Annual ACM Honors on August twenty
fifth in Nashville. Tickets go on sale for the special
show this Friday. Lauren Alena will be starring in a
new Hallmark movie. The movie is called A Roadhouse Romance
and it will be out on September eleventh as part
of the Hallmark Channels twenty twenty one Fall Harvest Movies kickoff.
(09:49):
Chris Lane wrote a song about his son Dutton a
couple months ago and just released it. It's called Ain't
even Met You Yet. I even mention I'm Morgan number two.
(10:15):
That's your skinny dog. It's time for the good news.
A woman managed to escape a house fire thanks to
her persistent pet. She was asleep. She lived in a
two story log cabin in Oregon. She had no idea
that a fire had broken out downstairs. Luckily, one of
her three dogs was aware and would not stop jumping
(10:37):
on the bed, would not set off, over and over
jumped on the bed. So she's like get off the bed,
pushed the dog off a few times like I would
have too. I've just been like, what he's wrong with you?
And then I have thought, okay, you're sick or something,
that's what, and then I would have got up. And
then that's what happened. She realized that the bottom floor
of the house was engulfed in flames. She got all
the dogs, they escaped on her fire park. Became a
(11:00):
lot of loss there, but no lives were lost, right
and all because that dog ket jumping on the bed
over and over again. What I'm usually awakened by is
this then a wet sound. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Okay, that's
because Stanley's eating something and vomited everywhere. And I'm like,
and then my only thought is please don't be on carpet,
(11:20):
Please be on some sort of wood rock. But they
always choose the carpet. It's like, I think it's just
comfortable for them. Yeah, I think they were like, oh,
this seems like a good spot right here on the rug,
right right here, on this really white, light colored rug.
That's a great story. That dog rocks. That's what it's
all about. That was tell me something good. Let's get
our our juices flowing this morning. We have a little
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music game that Raymondo has put together. I'm gonna play
this as well. Raymondo, what's the game? It is one
second of a famous nineties country song from the very beginning.
You have to name the song. It's the first one
second of the song. You okay? Hin out here? All right?
So we're five of the clips one second of it?
Are we playing? Total points? Are you eliminated if you
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miss it? Mikey total points? All right? Here we go,
got it them in? Okay, there you go? Got it? Good? Yeah,
I'm in for the win. A bootcooting boogie boots scooting
boogie boots, scooting boogie bootscooting book gets good? Easy one.
You see where Brooks have done? Are going on tour
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with Travis Tritt opening for them? No, that would be
a cool one. Huh Yeah. The tour starts in September.
Let's go. And I would be like, hey, Travis Hrt,
why did you blow me on Twitter? I love Travis
Tritt except he blocked me on Twitter? All right? Ready?
Number two? Oh that's a good one. Oh man, that
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could be a couple different hi though, Yeah, I mean
m m hey, hey, Hey, hey, chill, you're gonna give
me answer? Singing a little bit more Bobby that in
the country fasting son. It don't no, it's not the
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real song because he wouldn't. He wouldn't sing along, Oh
lucky one more play Ray. We're all debating between two
What did you say? I'm in? No? All right, here
we go lunchbox shouldnia twain? Man? I feel like a woman? Amy,
any man of mine, Eddie, any man of mine? An wants?
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Is this? What? All right? Next? Up? Stop? I'm chasing myself.
You do you do the same thing that's good for
the goose good for the gander? Because Amy sits the
here goes good. I thought, what's good for the goose
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isn't good for the It is good for the gander.
That it took me a second. Okay, stop stop? What
are you doing? Lunch box is still riding. I'm not
I've been in since the first second, Eddie, I got
I was in before you. Time marches on, time marches on.
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Nineties country songs were playing with the first one second ever,
go ahead, got it? Everybody is alright? One, two, three, Girl,
I'm gonna lose all all right? Last one nineties countries song,
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go got it? Saying it near the mic game so
I can hear you. Oh no, it's not okay to
do that, Amy, like you just told me in the mic,
I don't don't. The sister song reminds me of church camp.
And we listen to this thing the whole time, this
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one record. Let's go girl. Stop stop you guys, keep
saying words and throw everything. You're not gonna win anywhere
trying to get it. You're not gonna win. Already wrote
your okay, play again, right, what do you have? Lunch box?
Good directions? Everybody else one? All right, lunch box is eliminated.
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Let's do uh one more normal and if we have to,
we'll do sudden down, got it? Go ahead? Oh boy,
I got that one. I'm in you got it? I think?
Go ahead? Amy No, I don't have it. What do
you have? I have nothing? I don't have it. Play
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it again for Amy No. The first time it played
like something popped into my head. And now it's gone,
and seeing anything, you can't get back to it. It's
a deeper voice. It goes, no, let's go girls. Maybe
I mean obviously I'm out, but I can hear one
more time, go ahead nothing, Eddie ready one? Two? Yeah?
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Damn right there. Well I got the first truck when
I was three, drove one hundred thousand miles on my knees.
Jam okay, Eddie gets me and you come on sudden depth.
We'll play speed round, yell your name, Ray, Just play
the whole song. You played the one clup, Just play
the whole song. Go Bobby do I yolks, dang it, Dan,
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I was hope when you were gonna stall on that
I yolk? Is that what it is? Fast as you?
Thank you by someone up for us, maybe some down
strong again who it's just what a woman wants. Let's go, girls,
turn it up. Jam here. Maybe someday is drown. Maybe
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it won't be long. I'll be the one who is time.
You be the one who's getting run. It won't be
along and may grown maybe than right, and maybe I'll
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start tonight cry me. Maybe listen to joy and see.
Maybe I'll just plan right. Joe the Boy shicken. Yeah, yeah, man,
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they just don't make viso like that anymore. They don't,
said the old guys, yelling at the clouds. Yeah all right,
A little big town boondocks here Bobby Bones show put
my song, my winning song. Oh, y'all unbelievable. Here we go.
This is breaking news to me. Amy been contacted by
the cat people. So, if you're new to the show, Amy,
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can you give me the fifteen second story of why
you try to go for this specific cat. Yes, my
daughter asked for a cat for Christmas. My sister's allergic,
like we had. I thought hypergollergenic cat maybe, so we
googled them, looked at the top ten. My daughter was like,
I love the Balinese, so I thought, well, let's get
her the Balinese. So I contacted someone that makes Balinese
ones so and I sent them a deposit in February.
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So that's it. We waited with a cat for Christmas.
We gave her a cupon for a cat, and then
it took that long to figure it all out. Then
you got an email going, hey, sorry, the cat died.
M actually already sent them the money. The cat, like
our cat out of the hole litter, the one that
we were supposed to get died. Well, you guys will
be happy to know what happened. I gotta check in
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the mail for my deposit. They yeah, I got a check.
I got a check. They wrote me back a check,
and we now we have the deposit back, but I
don't know, there's no like contact with them. There's no like, hey,
we can be like. We kept contacting them, like saying, hey,
we would either like a guaranteed other cat or we
would like our money back, and then it just went
(19:44):
completely dark. And I don't know if maybe somehow they
might know of the show. Yeah, that's what I think Louisiana, right, yes,
And I had so many people reach out to me
from Louisiana, so I don't know if it just took
them that long to realize like, oh, we better maybe
make this right because this could get worse. I had
lawyers in Louisiana reaching out to me like hey, send
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me the name, like I can do whatever. And I
wasn't ready to take any kind of legal action, but
I was a heartbroken that we were scammed. And then
suddenly a check arrives back in the mail. So now
we just have to deposit it and see if it
actually goes. It wasn't a money order, right, but it
returns check for me. It's a check that they wrote
me back for the deposit because I guess they had already.
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It's not like they ripped up my check. I think
he spooked them and ripped up I think they're in
their little house doing a little deal. Probably take the
money and then whoop poop crap. Kind of the story
got out a little bit because was there a letter, Hey,
thank you? Sorry? Was there anything? Just a check? So, guys,
how do we feel? Was this still a scam? Do
you think? Yes? I think you spooked them and they
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were like this one. Most people probably just take the
loss and move on. You kept badgering, and they're like, man,
someone's digging deep. We gotta get this one off our scent.
And I gave you the check and they probably changed
names now online that's kind of what I've But I mean,
there's no way to know for sure what a human
name or it's like Kitty Cat Deluxe, like some sort
of business. It's a business, it is, and can you
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look them up pretty easily online? I don't. I don't know.
I have. I mean, it's not the business that I guess.
It's some maybe they're LLC that they have or whatever
they have created as the business, But I you know,
I don't know. So it's this now dropped though from
the show. Yeah, I think that's the official date. Although no,
I still would like a ball and he's kitten. But man,
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these things are hard to find. You would think, are
we sure they even exist? A scam cat? No, they
exist like a liger. They definitely exist for sure. So
I don't know if anybody knows that would be helpful.
But yeah, I feel like cat segment complete full circle moment.
We got our money back. Well, I will let you
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know for sure if the check is oh you gotta, yeah,
you make sure it clears because it's gonna come back
and they'll be like us are insufficient phones. So there
will be an update on this size. That could be
a possibility because I have not turned it into the
bank at okay, let us know, all right, four days
out from Eddie's big walk from West Virginia to Tennessee. Crazy,
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it's already here. I know. Man. It's signed to put
up or shut up. Yeah, there's no shutting up. I'm
gonna put up. Is that how you said I'm putting up?
Here's a call from Dana and Florida, who is a
medical provider talking about your walk. I am a medical
provider and do a lot of standing on my feet
walking around all day. And I have some advice for Eddie.
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So when you're on your feet all day and your
feet start to hurt from walking around and standing, if
you change your shoes, it does something to reset the
receptors in your feet so that they don't hurt as much.
So if I have a really long day, say am
on a twenty four hour call, I will swap shoes
twelve hours in and it's like your fader brand new.
So I thought that might help him on his walk
from West Virginia to Tennessee. Do you have a couple
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pair of shoes? Oh my gosh, I have like six
pairs now. Mike d hook me up up with Brooks
Shoe Company. They gave me three shoe pairs of shoes.
I got another one from the National Angels. They sent
me some pair of shoes. I bought my own pair
of shoes, So I'm that's a great advice. Brooks hooked
it up, huh hooked it up. And they gave me
three different styles and it's like they all feel differently,
so I like them for different terrains. Man, I'm getting
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I'm getting into this thing. Any flippy floppies in there.
No flippy floppies. I wish you're Amy's Pile of stories.
Oh man, that's just a little PSA. For parents who
have kids or even adults who maybe like to use
their tablets outside. A recent study found the indirect sunlight
reflected off of the tablets the electronic devices an increased
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sun exposure like eighty five percent, which is a lot.
So it's really really dangerous to be outside with a tablet.
You know, back in the eighties we'd see on TV,
maybe even the nineties where people would hold that reflective
thing when they were laying out and they'd hold it
like at their chest and they'd go onto their face. Yes,
I always thought that ain't good for them. They can't
be good for them. But this is basically that. Yeah,
(23:58):
And I feel like a lot of times, innocently, your
kid is out there having a good time but also
has its tablet, and some birds are happening, the devices
get extra hot and they even like burn their hand
or something. So just heads up, make sure you've got
your sunscreen on, and maybe if you're using a tablet,
be in the shade. Now, surprise, a tablet even works
out in the heat. My phone's outside of like thirty
seconds over. Yeah, me too. Maybe it's because we just
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live in a hot part of the country. But if
I leave it exposed and it's face up to the
sun for four or five minutes, it just shuts down,
but it comes back. How do we gottamit? And a
little thing fights back? What else? So? How many meals
can you make without using a recipe? Well, I will
say that I am a bit of an outlier here
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as I do not make any meals without a recipe.
I use Hello Fresh, and I don't know, really know
how to cook. So like you can't go into the
kitchen the full meal, Nope, nope, nope, cereal. I guess
that it's on a meal though, like I would consider
a meal to be some sort of meat with a vegetable,
or if you're a vegetarian, a vegetable with a vegetable.
I don't know. Well, most of us say that we
can make four or less out a recipe. And I
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was like, I started thinking in my head, and I mean,
I'm not a horrible cook by any means, but really,
only like two things came to mind, like spaghetti and salmon.
Maybe chickens. I think I'm an incredibly competent guy. This
is why I think I'm a bit of an outlier here.
But I have no competency in the kitchen at all. Yeah.
I could probably figure that stuff out if you just
put stuff in front of me. But yeah, but most
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people do four. Yeah, most people they can only whip
up four meals from their head, needing no recipe for
meals or less. So I thought it would be Hello,
fresh cod's Bones twelve, right, Mike, Yeah, yeah, te Barely
a lot of people are going to need that. So
Thomas RTT was just sharing what he wanted to do
for Father's Day this Sunday, and I thought some people
might like to know. I think on Father's Day, all
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I want to do is literally just go to the
farm with my kids and ride around on a four
wheeler walk through the corn. They love to walk through
the corn maize and get to take little corn stalks
off of it and try to eat it. I love
getting to build a fire with them. I love when
they want to sit down and watch like my favorite
Disney movie, like one of the classics, Eddie, what are
you doing Father's Day? I will be starting my walk
from West Virginia down to Tennessee on Father's Day. But
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are you doing anything Saturday like a pre Father's Day. Yes,
we're going to Severeville, Tennessee, which is outside of the
Smoky Mountains. We're gonna spend the weekend there and have
fun and then I head to my trip. Oh so
y'all are taking a little family trip to drop you off. Yes,
that's cute. Are they driving back without you? So they're
gonna stay there a couple more days, and then they're
even talking about maybe joined me somewhere in the middle,
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maybe like meet me at one of the hotel stops. Oh,
I love that. Yeah, good idea as support. I wonder
how miserable you're gonna be during this wall. I'm thinking
I'm gonna be pretty miserable because I did like ten
miles yesterday and I'm I'm hurting today. You walked in
ten miles yesterday and it took like four hours. I
do have to commend you for training for this, because
I think I would just throw it away and be
like it's a walk. I mean, honestly, if I had
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two weeks to do this, I wouldn't worry about it.
But it's like four days and I'm gonna have to
hustle and do twenty miles a day. That's gonna be hard.
Eddie is walking starting Sunday from West Virginia to Tennessee,
just like George Strait said. He's going to carry a
bag full of suckers with hearts on and pass him
out to everybody. Gets you carrying love? That's all right,
and you'll be able to listen on the radio starting Monday.
What if we just turned him up the whole show.
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We didn't. We weren't even It's just we just turned
up Eddie's walk and he just commentates as he walks. Yeah,
like what is your walk pace best? Oh? It is,
yeah for the most part. All right, Well, good luck
to you, my friend. Yeah, I'm Amy. That's my pile.
That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the
good news with Amy. So there's this high school senior
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named Verda and she was receiving the General Excellence Award
from her school during graduation, which comes with a forty
thousand dollars scholarship. Well, she's already headed to Harvard and
plans to do pre med and I guess she feels
secure and how she's going to pay for that, So
she wants to donate the money to somebody else that's
going to community college. Here's her speech. I am so
(27:59):
very great for this, but I also know that I
am not the one who needs is the most. And
knowing my mom went to community college and how much
that was helpful, I would be so very grateful if
administration would be would consider giving the general Excellent Scholarship
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to someone who's going to the community college, because I
know it is such a great honor, but I also
know that I am not the most in need of it.
Why this was such a baller move is probably non
transferable if you just ask, like, hey, I just like
to give to someone else. So like, no, this was
but because you get up on stage and you say
that people record it, you have to do. They really
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can't say no to it now. Yeah, so good for her.
Also really smart, like a strategic move to make sure
it actually does get moved over to somebody else too
who needs it. Well, she has headed to Harvard, so yeah, yeah, smart,
that's true. That's what it's all about. That was tell
me something good. Here are your top three songs in
country music this week Chris Young and Kane Brown at
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number three with Famous Friends Friend You Probably At number two,
Dirk's Bentley Gone, I've been gone. I've been gone all
day long. It's so weird that Dirk's who family man
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married for a long time, like healthy, family, great relationship
sings a song that is just so different than his
life because he's like, I'm sad, I'm lonely, my girl
left me and I'm thinking about it, going, uh, yeah,
I know you is the healthiest person I know. Is
that weird to you? Or no, I don't. I guess
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I hadn't thought about it, because then I would really
start to dissect like somewhere on a beach or we're
drunk on a plane, oh yeah, drunk on a fair.
Just never thought about those two with this one. This
one though, was like like real personal, Yeah, baby left
and I've been gone, and I'm like, no, You're for real.
Good song. But number one Luke Hombs Forever after All
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Together for the way, Dan, The number one pop song
is du Alipa levitating good one. It's a lot of
need you come on, dans me, I'm levitating. That's a
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good one. Okay, let's go over to the Morning Corny
with Amy. Let's do it, Morning Corny. Why are there
no knock knock jokes about America? Why are there no
knock knock jokes about America? Because freedom rings? All right?
(31:03):
That was the Morning Corning. Alright, let's talk this out.
Morgan number two thinks she may have stolen something on accident,
and she wants to know what to do. What happened.
So I went to the grocery store and I, you know,
bought all my normal groceries, probably like one hundred and
fifty dollars worth, right for the next few weeks. And
I had paper towels on the bottom of my cart
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and I just walked out with them for getting to
scan them. And I'm like they're all put away at
my house and everything. And this is like three days
after the fact, and I'm like, Okay, I stole those.
I did not pay for those. So do I need
to like go back and be like, hey, I need
to pay for these or is it just like I
got away with it? It is what it is. Do
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you feel guilty? Yeah, I like I feel like I
stole something. Well, then that changes the answer. First of all,
if you go back to the place they're gonna go, Hey,
that's a mistake. You're fine. I used to wearing hobby
lobby people would accidallyake stuff out on the bottom all
the time. Some people would actually ta out stuff. It
wasn't that accident, And then we were told, hey, watch
out because people are trying to steal stuff by putting
it on the bottom of their cart. But if it
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was something that was like two bucks, you just let
them go. However, if you're feeling guilty, it's a different situation.
I think you can do one or two things. One,
if it's just weighing on you heavily, you can just
go back. You really can and be like, hey, I
bought this, I didn't pay for it. Can I please
pay for it? And they're gonna think you're a little crazy.
That's okay because it's not about them at those points,
about you. Secondly, you could actually like pay it forward
(32:29):
to somebuddy, like you actually took something. But you could
go and buy ten things paper towels and donate them
to like an animal place or something. That way, what
you did accidentally or you don't feel good about it,
you can actually feel better about it by doing something else.
That would be my suggestion, because obviously they're not gonna
send the cops out. They're not gonna arrest to you.
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Is an accident. That stuff happens. But I think if
you're feeling weighted down by being a thief, which you are,
that you could do something about it. What do you think?
I mean? I think that she could go back to
the store and get whatever exact paper towels she got,
and then go to the customer service area and be like, hey,
can you scan this, and then we put it away.
I just need to pay for it because like, this
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is what happened, and then they'll understand and then you
don't have to end up buying a bunch of paper
towels to donate. But I mean, but I would, I
would recommend you do the second one, just because somebody
else wins other than you. Okay, but she still she
goes back and does the second one, she still needs
to buy an extra one. No, just buy a bunch
paper towels and donate them somewhere, okay, because she's not
in trouble. She's not going to get in trouble for this.
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I know she didn't, really I know, but I mean
that would make I don't know, that would make me
feel better, replacing the one that I Actually, you could
do it all, you know what, buy everybody, just go
you start throwing them at people. You have to go
back to the same store, right or no, no, this
is only a personal thing to her. Oh, she could
just retire from the whole situation to him, be like,
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you know, as an accident the end. Yeah, but I
would say if it's if it's bothering you, you can
do something about it to not bother you anymore. You
can need to go back and pay for the day
paper towels, or you can go buy some more and
dontate him somewhere and be like, well, because that happened,
something even better happened. Yeah, So up to you, Eddie,
what would you tell him? You know, my kid took
some Eminem's one time and we got all the way
home and I realized he had in his hand and said, well,
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we didn't pay for that. He's like, oh my gosh,
I didn't even realize I forgot. So I took him
back to the grocery store and he went up to
the customer service and said, I didn't pay for this,
and said Oh, that's so sweet of you to come back.
Would you like to pay for those? And he said
yes and he paid for him. So we said lunchbox
with Morgan to the grocery store. Be like she took
she accidentally took paper towels out of here like her dad. Yeah,
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oh I like that, and I'm not happy with what
just happened here, And so what would like to say, Morgan?
And then you have to be like, I didn't mean to,
but I took the paper towels about paying, How hilarious
would that be? I feel like we should do it.
I'd be like an adult kid getting in trouble by
it is very adult. Then they'd really be like, Okay,
this is weird. And then again unchoxes like, and what
do you have to say, Morgan? I'm really sorry and
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I'll never do it again? Louder, I mean more more heart,
But I would say that it's it's up to you
to make you feel better. If you guys wanted that bit,
that's hilarious. Yeah, but I still think if you feel
bad about something you did inadvertently, you can always make
it better by doing something greater. Okay, I think I'm
going to do that that'll make me feel better. I
may still also pay for it too, and then buy
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new ones. I'm so bad about that, and I felt
so guilty when I got home, and I'm like, I
never paid for those, And I feel so bad for
the poor lady that may have gotten in trouble. And
she didn't get in trouble. They didn't do any sort
of inventory and go you know what, Clark were short
one paper towel today, they didn't. You're fine, You're fine.
There's a restaurant in Ohio and if you go in,
(35:36):
you get pizza. You can get cicadas on your pizza.
Oh why this is all for attention, right because no
one actually goes in, going babe, I just feel like
some cicadas tonight, right, But it's working. We're literally talking
about it again. An Ohio restaurant is going with an
odd topping for its pizza. Since the cicada period finds
(35:59):
all the bugs everywhere, the pizza bandit is doing its
part to repurpose them. They posted a video. Then you guys,
come try out the spicy tie cicada pie. Spicy tie
sounds good. They're confused if it's even legal to do
the owners of the pizza places. So it's not where
you go on and buy it, but you can probably
try it and eat it. And they say, well, and
(36:22):
this is some of the opinions. Absolutely delicious too. It's okay,
but nobody said I was disgusting. I just don't want
any bug on my pizza. It's not even about cicadas.
I'm not an anti cicada guy. I'm just an anti
bug guy on my pizza. I don't even like onions.
I don't like any crunch onions, no crunch on a pizza,
and that includes cicadas. Now that being said, Scuba Steve,
(36:44):
what's the latest on the chocolate covered cicadas we ordered
for the show? So yesterday I spoke to the lady
and she has expedited our shipment because I have regular
shipment that I paid for. We talked about how there's
like next day shipping and she's expedited, so it should
be here either today or tomorrow, so to or on
the show, we will spend that wheel in someone. Yeah,
(37:05):
at least by Friday, right, I think, worst case Friday,
I have the tracking number, so I'm following the ups
thing to see where it comes and when it's going
to be here at least by Friday's show. Let's just
call it for Friday, Okay, even if it comes, if
we have it tomorrow, we'll shake it on the air
and be like we got okay cool. But on Friday's show,
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we will eat chocolate covered cicadas. One member of the show,
will I just go ahead? You just what? No, it's
just making me sick even thinking about it, Like, I
hope I can do it. You can do it. One
time you eat dog food, that's very different. I would
she ate the wet kind. I would eat dog food
over a cicada any day. I don't think so. I
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wouldn't chocolate. Wow, I know, but I see my wet
dog food. Then vomited forever. Oh I did. Yeah, I
don't remember that. We've done a lot over the year,
a lot of things way down, a lot of It's
like my dog's pill pockets smell so good to me.
I've been tempted. They don't smell good to me, Eddie.
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What kind of snacks will you take it with you
on your walk? Protein, gail snacks, trail mix, things like that,
sandwiches and scooba. Is gonna have a cooler in his
car behind me. So we're just gonna load it up
with all sorts of stuff. Eddie's walking from West Virginia
to Tennessee starting Sunday. Yeah, so when we come on
the air Monday, you'll be a day into it. I'll
be in route. Your first day of walking is how long?
Do you know? I don't know exactly because it just
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depends on what time we get to the starting point,
because we're leaving kind of midday to get there. And
I mean, I don't really want to walk at night,
but if we have to reach our goal and that
means walk in the middle, I mean not middle of
the night, but nighttime, We're gonna do it. And so
what about rain, Yeah, we're just gonna go through it.
There was one day last week or whatever when it
started a rain and I was like, oh, let me
(38:50):
go to the gym and train. I said no, no, no, no.
I stopped myself and I'm like, let me walk through
the rain to get the feel of it. And that's
not fun because your shoes get wet. But I wore
a poncho and I tried it out, and I'm just
gonna do it. Well in the twentieth, Eddie is walking
from West Virginia to Tennessee. You the listener made this
happen because Eddie's like, yo, do it. Okay, fine, as
long as I make ten thousand dollars for the charity,
(39:10):
and so we have sixty thousand dollars, so you have
to do it. I have to do it. If you're
dragging your legs, yes, and no, you can't get in
a car. No, no, no, I will not be getting
a car. They I mean, obviously, I'm going to sleep
in a hotel. That's the goal, to get to a
hotel every night. But other than that, there's no luxury. Man,
My feet are gonna be on the pavement walking those roads.
See if you can figure out what each day's are lenkedwise? Okay, Like,
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how many are there any twenty mile days? Yes? The
map that I've kind of mapped out, there's one twenty
mile day. Everything else is like eighteen seventeen. That's pretty
much twenty miles though, right, seventeen eighteen miles. Yeah, when
you walk five from your house to my house, do
your feet hurt? Yes? Around that five mile mark they
start hurting. But the good thing is I'm telling you
they feel good after the next day, or if I
(39:55):
sit down for like thirty minutes, they feel fine, I
can walk again. So I'm hoping that's kind of what
happens throughout the walk, like, Oh, they're rejuvenated, let's go again.
Well Sunday he'll be streaming it. Monday, it'll be on
the air as you're walking. You guys, be sure to
come back next week for that. So what happened, Well,
we were checking out at Target and we walk up
and the sales clerk is there. It's a guy and
(40:16):
he's like taking the things and my son just looks
at him and goes, sup, Cowboy. And I was like,
what what, where did that even come from? I have
no idea. So then I thought our kids saying is
that a thing these days that kids are saying like cowboy?
And where did that even come from? And I have
no idea, but it could be from other kids that
(40:37):
he was hanging out with. Hey, did your kids call
kids cowboys? I can tell you right now that my
kids have never said what's up cowboy? No, not what's up, sup, Cowboy?
I have not said that up cowboy. Do your kids
ever say anything where you're like Where did that come from? Yeah?
You know, what they've been doing lately is bleeping themselves,
Like they're like, what the bleep? I'm like, well, okay,
what are you doing? My daughter does She doesn't do
(41:01):
the bleat, but she does the what the Yeah? I
do that a little bit too. I don't say the
rest from us. Yeah, And so now I feel responsible
for her being maybe around other adults possibly going what
the I'll say, because I don't curse at all, but
I'll go what the like that? Speaking of kids, lunchbox
called a tanning salon, and you called them to do
(41:22):
what I wanted to see about getting a tanning membership.
And then at the end they want to know how old.
And that's when I hit him with the two and
a half. All right, here we go. Hey, listen, it's summertime.
A lot of pressure, right, a lot of pressure, pool parties.
All right, here's the lunchbox calling the tanning salon. Yes,
I was calling to get some information. I want to
sign my son up for a tanning membership. Okay, you know,
(41:44):
it's just with summer coming up and pool parties and
things like that, getting together with the friends, and sometimes
he's going to take his shirt off, and he's a
little bit self conscious about his you know, pale skin. Sure, sure,
I mean, we are right. So that's what I mean.
You know, that's what this is for. So it really
does help with confidence and everything. I think, So, what
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do I need to do? Do I need to fill
out paperwork? How does it do I need to be
there with my son when he gets tanned? How do
I go about this? Well, he can just come in
and sign the paperwork. I mean, how old is your son?
My son? Oh, he's almost three. I'm sorry, Okay, Um,
I didn't realize. I thought your son was like in
(42:26):
high school or something. No, no, no, there's a lot
of peer pressure. You know, he goes to daycare, so
there's a lot of peer pressure in the daycare world
about looking your best. No, you, I mean, tanning is
not for babies. It's just not so I like, have
you ever seen that? Have you ever seen tan mom
on TV? He when he sees her on TV, he's like, oh,
(42:46):
she pretty, and so he wants to look like that.
I don't know. I can't even believe we're having this conversation. No,
I mean, please don't come here, Please don't tan your son.
You are discussing. Wow, guy, please don't come here. Please
don't tann your son. You are discussing. So I guess
that's a no. Yeah, I got rejected. Dang man, are
(43:10):
your kids doing stuff to summer, the camps or anything? Yeah,
camps are back, which is amazing because last summer, obviously
it was really hard, so much was shut down. But
now it's like a normal summer. We got church camp,
we got volleyball camp, we got dance camp. Did they
feel pressure to go to the tanning salon my Haitian children?
Not true. It's time for the good news, something good.
(43:38):
There was a guy in Idaho driving his GMC yukon,
had his two year old dog in the back and
gets in a wreck. Boom and the two year old
dog till he gets thrown from the vehicle and runs off.
No one can find the dog. Well, a couple days later,
these guys are sitting there in their house and they're
looking out there. Man, the dogs out there hurting the sheep.
And then they look down our dogs in here. What
(43:59):
dog is that? And they go out there and it's Tilly,
the one that was in the wreck two miles away,
recognized it from Facebook and got the dog back to
its owner. Dang wow, oh Tilly Man don't know what
not like. It's different than Yeller, Long Lived Tilly. Would
(44:24):
you recommend All Yellow and Anybody? No? No, not really.
I mean you happen to watch It's not a bad movie,
but no, I don't recommend it is a bad movie.
Too bad. It's a bit traumatizing. What you do is
you you find a spot to stop it, and you
act like the ending is somewhere else, and then you
don't play the end in the first twenty minutes. Then
you're like, all right, that's a good movie. There's a
happy family, a good dog. There it is all right,
(44:46):
there you go. That's what it's all about. That was
tell me something good. Heather in Florida is on the
phone and she wants to say something about Morgan number
two situations where she accidentally stole paper towels. Hey Heather,
what's up? Hey Heather, you're on the show. What's going on? No, Heather,
good morning, studio screaming sorry I put it on you.
(45:11):
All right, Heather, you're on the air. The worst I
just wanted to say, Um, I work for a grocery store.
In public or publics in Florida. And I think Morgan
number two should go back and pay for the paper
towels because, um one of the reasons that like groceries
go up. I mean, obviously it's the only one reason,
but it's because we lose products. And you know, she
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knows that she took it. I know she did accidentally,
but she should go back and pay for it. Morgan,
your thoughts, you're making GROCERI or prices to go for
all of us. Oh my goodness, Yeah, that is so
much pressure. Yes, I will absolutely go back. Please don't
yell at me. All right, Heather, thank you for the call.
I appreciate that. Thank you ever a great day. Bye bye.
Let's go over and get the big stories. In Bobby's story,
(45:57):
an eighteen year old girl got locked out of her house.
Then she decided to try to get in Santa Claus
style through the chimney. She got stuck, had to be
rescued by firefighters. It took them a half hour to
get her out. Oh man, well, that's brave to try
to go through the chimney. I don't. I think got
bust out a window before I go through the chimney. Exactly.
How did she even? It's pretty narrow up there. She
attempted to enter the one story home through the chimney
(46:19):
but could not get past the flu. That is well,
because I lingo. Well I recently even had to google
it because or like how to spell it and say
it because we had our flu was open and I
didn't know. And you're supposed to keep it closed otherwise,
think elements can come in from the outside. And then
like if you if you have a fire going flew open,
(46:41):
no fire going flew closed chimney. All right, well, guess
that's good to know. Yeah, the real mathematical formula for
winning the lottery is out. Oh boy, and if you
would have just done this, you would have made twenty
two thousand dollars in the lottery alone. All right, you
(47:02):
were just done this lot Are you ready for a lunch? Boy? Yeah?
So is there a mathematical formula to winning the lottery?
The answer is yes. Here you go. You set aside
five dollars a week to play the lottery. Okay, which
you do? What a week? Fifty? I do one hundred
and fifty per paid check. Wow, it's gone up to
win fifty? What dude? What's what's happening here? Well, I'm
trying to invest more. Thinking of it, it's not an investment.
(47:24):
And also you complain about money, but you're putting one
hundred and fifty in the lottery every two weeks. Yeah,
that's a significant amount of money, it is. Wow. Okay,
so this is the new write your notes here ready,
got it? Set aside five dollars a week to play
the lottery. That's it. You're saving money already. That's pretty good.
Every year, put the two hundred and fifty dollars that
you have set aside for the lottery into a mutual fund. Oh,
(47:47):
after twenty years, cash out your account. You just won
fourteen thousand dollars. Wow, after twenty years, you won fourteen
thousand dollars. That sounds terrible. But you've been playing the
lottery for how many years? How old am I now?
I'm twenty one years? Okay, you would have been fourteen
thousand dollars ahead right now. You've done fourteen thousand dollars.
But if I hit that lottery, I'll be millions ahead.
(48:08):
But you didn't. But I still have time. Right now,
I only have fourteen thousand dollars. We'll have it for
you here, actually on your numbers, thanks for asking. If
Lunchbox did this over all the years he's been playing,
it had been twelve hundred bucks a year. If he
had done one hundred bucks a month day he's been
playing nineteen years, according to my math, he would have
a check for twenty two tho eight hundred dollars right now. Yeah,
(48:31):
I could use twenty two thousand dollars. The mathematical formula
winning the lottery is don't play the lottery. But you
can take this information and start it now. Yeah. And
if you're it's fun, If you're doing it for entertainment purposes,
go for it. But you're not you really want to win. Yeah,
well that's why you're. No, you're basing your like life
worth off of winning lottery. Yes, okay, that's my standing
(48:53):
in society is how much I win in the lottery.
And when I hit it big and people take pictures
of me and put me on the news and celebrate me,
I think it's just still it brings up the news
a lot, Like he really just wants to be on
the news. Someone who's watching the news, he's like ninety eight, right,
No one celebrates a mutual fun. Guy. Okay, it's like
(49:13):
you can't get through doing I keep trying. No. The
father of the recently born decuplates the ten babies, the cupulates,
the sepulates. I'm not sure you say that. He has
requested that people stopped doing any money to his wife
and their ten babies because he's like, I still haven't
(49:34):
seen the babies. He said, I appreciate the financial support
we've been getting from members of the public, but I
would also like to appeal to the public to stop
making money deposit into our accounts until all members of
the community have seen the babies. Not only has he
not seen the children, but he hasn't seen his wife
since she left home on June seventh, a smell of
rat something fishy. While she has purportedly given birth to
(49:56):
the ten babies, the local authorities have been unable to
trace her to any of the public or private hospitals.
He said he's excited to meet the kids, whenever that
may be. On Wednesday, he accepted over seventy thousand dollars
in public donations, but he's like, stop giving me money.
I don't even know if the kids are real. He
doesn't know if the kids are real seeing them. Okay,
(50:17):
but his wife was pregnant, right, How do I know?
I just wrote on a piece of paper. If you
ask me if I really know, I don't know. I
just read the ridiculous news. Okay, Well, I'm gonna end
of an update on that eventually. I'm concious. I think
I think we all are there you go. Those are
the big stories story. Here's a voicemail from Aaron and Tampa. Hey, Bobby,
(50:40):
this is a message for Eddie. I am a marathon
runner and I heard on the podcast that he was
planing out walking fifteen miles for next week, and I
would highly recommend he not maxed out this week. He
should be resting, recovering and preparing his body for what
he's going to do next, not going pedal to the
(51:01):
metal because you could injure himself. Just wanted to wish
him much. I'm a foster parent and an adoptive parent.
I love what he's doing and I just want to
give him so much encouragement and wish him luck. Thank
you for everything. Fight there you go. Knowledge, It's power.
Did I hear that correctly? Just chill? Yeah? No, not
just chill, Just don't max out. Okay, So don't walk, Yeah,
just don't go crazy. Next week Eddie walks from West
(51:22):
Virginia to Tennessee. It's basically one hundred miles through the mountains. Crazy.
He raised money for charity. He didn't mean to, Let's
be honest. No, No, I didn't really mean Next week
on the show Monday through Thursday is the goal. He'll
be walking all day or day, that's all right. I
have a story here about a kid calling nine one one,
and so this one went viral with three million views
(51:43):
on TikTok. It's pretty funny. It's of a four year
old kid calling nine one one about how they went
to Disney on Ice. Here you go, here's the nine
one one call L Group nine one one? What does
your emergency? Is there a grown up there I can
talk to? No, what do you want to tell me? Lenae?
Disney on Ice? How old are you? Linnie boy? And
(52:05):
is your mommy or daddy? There? Can I talk to
one of them? No? Good, dissy. Well, I have to
talk to them because I need to know more about
Disney on Ice. Well, I don't know about it, so
I need to talk to them about it. Can I
talk to your mommy or your daddy. I know they're busy,
(52:25):
but I need to talk to one of them please.
So wow, I mean, so she just really needed somebody
to talk to. You if your four year old kid
called daddy, would they get in trouble? Oh? Big time?
Are you kidding me? Yeah? There's already a little sheet
on my refrigerator that says four emergencies only this is
what you do call nine one one. And you didn't
(52:45):
have a four year old, no, I mean I got
my kids at seven and ten, so and I was, yeah,
you know, they weren't used to nine one one because
they came from Haiti, but I had to so I
didn't have to worry about that. Like sometimes, I just
wanted to teach it to them in case there's an emergency.
And we went through like six one one, and I
mean they just were getting all kinds of confused. Mandy
and Florida, you are on the Bobby Bone Show, Mandy,
(53:05):
what's happening with you morning studio? My four year old,
well she's twelve now. My daughter at four, I left
her at our house with my mom, and she got
mad that I went to the grocery store called nine
on one and told him that they need to come
pick me up and bring me home because she was mad.
(53:26):
And so what did they say to you when they
finally got a hold of you, And were they frantic
about it? No, because she talked to them like that
little kid did, and they said that they knew nothing
was wrong because normally kids don't have a conversation. And
she finally went and got my mom. Okay, So in
the end she went and got her grandma and Granma
was like, no, we're good here. She yeah, I was like,
(53:49):
what in the world, So, what's the conversation you have
with your kid after that happens? Pretty much? Don't do
it because my dad retired law enforcement, so she knows
and he definitely got in trouble. Man, it's get their
four So then it's like, how do you But they
do need to learn that and do that. It's not
like they were really she was really thought she was
doing something terribly right. She thought she was using it
(54:11):
the right way, right. There is something to be said
for that, Like she wanted her mom to come get her.
Maybe she only gets half her fruit snacks instead of
all of it. You know, I don't taking anything really away. Hey, Mandy,
thank you for that call. Really appreciate it. Yea, I
have a good day, all right, Yeah you too. Over online.
One is Meg and Virginia. We're talking about if your
kid accidentally called nine one one. Hey Meg, what's happened
(54:33):
and what happened to you? So when I was four
years old, I stayed at my grandma's house every day.
She was my babysitter, and my parents gave me an
old cell phone, like an old flip phone that did
not work. It was no longer like connected. So I
thought it would be fun to play and call nine
one one and just see what would happen. So I
called nine one one about a dozen times and hung
up every time that they answered on a dead cellphone.
(54:57):
I think the phones activated. I'll still call nine online.
Oh I didn't know that. So even battery dead, well
no I don't. It must not have been dead dead.
It just wasn't like an accidentally. Eventually, like three cock
cars showed up at my grandma's house. They tracked the
phone all irons and everything, like beating on the door,
(55:17):
thinking that something was wrong because I never spoke. I
just called and hung up about twelve times. Oh my goodness,
what year I knew you were four, So what year
was this? Probably like two thousand six. Maybe that's sophisticated
back then, that's wild. What were you thinking? Did you
know they came because of you? Or were you also
(55:39):
stunned about what was happening? I was terrified. My grandma
was screaming and she was like, Megan, the cops are here.
Something's wrong. And I was like, oh, I don't know why.
I have no idea that Like, we got about fifteen
calls from this location, and we thought there was something wrong,
so we came. I was and I was terrified. Oh
my god. I was crying my eyes out, thinking I
(56:01):
was going to be in so much trouble. They just
laughed and told me everything was okay. But never do
that again because also work there. Whether they're working phones
or not, you can still call mine one one from anything.
At what point did you figure out though, that you
it was you? You were the reason they were all there?
Because I wished it was still probably wouldn't put the
pieces together. I it took me a while. More than
(56:22):
once they said that they got so many calls. I
was like, well, I was calling, but I never actually
called I was playing. I was on a play phones.
They're like, no, that was that was a real phone.
You were really calling, And I just freaked out. And
you know what, the people, their parents whomever gave it
to her. They didn't know any better either. That was
on them too. Yeah, they gave four year on the phone.
But I wouldn't know. Right now, I guess I see
(56:42):
that emergency. You know, even though you don't have signal,
you can still swipe an SOS. And that's crazy that
I didn't know if you didn't have like an activated phone,
like I got like five of those at the house,
an unactivated. Yeah, they're just sitting there. Well, don't play
nine one. Hey, mag thank you for calling. I appreciate that.
What was that? Thank you for calling. We really appreciate
(57:03):
that call. Oh yeah, yeah, thank you. I listened to
you guys every day. Thank you. We listen to you. You
You just have no idea. It's secrets. A good day,
bye bye. This woman says they hired a nanny because
their kid and she works and he works. But she's like,
he actually hired the nanny so he can just stay
home and sleep all day. Sounds like lunchbox. He sends
(57:26):
his kid to daycare, and that is true. You do
send your kid away just so you can sep. Yeah,
it's the same thing, basically, it is. It's just different
type of childcare. You need to be rested to be
a good parent. It sounds nice for the guy, the
story says, but his wife doesn't think so. She's like,
we have a nanny, but he just has it so
he can sleep all day. She watches the kid while
he takes nap after nap, after nap. That's pretty cool. Yeah,
(57:47):
it's not a bad idea, and it's the same thing
that you do. No problem with it. Get your rest.
American parents say their children are speaking in a British
accent after watching too much Pepper Pig. American parents say
their children are picking up British accents because they watch
too much. This TV show cartoon follows life of Peppa
and her family in a UK fictional town. Toddlers across
the world are now tuning in to see Peppa's latest adventures,
(58:09):
and it appears Pepper's Southern British accent and vocabulary or
rubbing off on those watching the show. Here's a clip
of the theme song, I'm Pig Give is you my
little brother. I can see if I were a kid
peg After I hear someone say this once, I talk
(58:31):
like them. If I meet anyone that's from England, I
automatic or Australia too. Like I hung out with those
Sea Fourth guys. I was like, I might this happens.
He's like, what are you saying. I was like, I
don't know what new moo movie moves? I like you,
so you just do it back at them. Oh go ahead. Well,
my husband was in the Air Force, like, he was
(58:51):
stationed in England for a while, and a lot of
his friends that were also stationed there that had kids,
like they were American, but their kids were there and
they were younger and going to school over there, and
so the parents had English accents and the kids came
home with their well there they're English, English accents, and
it was so cute, like proper English, yeah, like the British,
the British accents, and like even though the parents were
(59:13):
from America. But I just like I would never they
would talk over it like you're so cute. Let's go
over and talk to Alex in Florida. Alex appreciate you
calling the show. What's going on? Bud Tay, Good morning morning. Huh,
good morning show. Hey, um, I just wanted to get
a little advice in. I haven't had a job interview
(59:35):
in about fourteen years, and I'm on the road to
my first job interview. Oh nice, trying to get a
little bit advice and get my nerves kind of calmed down. Well,
first of all, know that your nerves won't be any calmer. Honestly,
the name of the game isn't feeling better because you're
never going to talk yourself really out of your nerves.
It's just understanding the nerves are okay, and nerves are
awesome because you're nervous about something that could possibly go right,
(59:57):
and said it's something they could possibly go wrong. So
a lot of people do try to go I need
the nerves to go away. You never need them to
go away, and they go away. Honestly, they really only
go away because you do something over and over and
you get comfortable doing it. So first of all, eliminate
that from your mind. You're just gonna be nervous Alex
and there's nothing wrong with that. As a matter of fact,
it's pretty cool. You get to be nervous about a
possibility of something good. So you're with me there so far. Yes, okay. Secondly,
(01:00:22):
when you go into this interview, a lot is going
to be decided in the first fifteen twenty seconds, like smile,
be someone this person thinks they'd want to be around eight, ten,
twelve hours a day, or someone they weren't working for
them like that is a that's a very important part
of it, that very very very first impression. So smile,
I'll be friendly. And then third of all, ask questions.
(01:00:43):
Because I've done many interviews at this point where I'm like, okay,
I'm looking for a position here, and I you know,
how do you feel about this? They're good, and then
I'm like, hey, do you have anything you want to ask?
When they ask me questions, I'm like, oh, they are
so dialed into this, and even if I don't hire them,
then they stay in the back of my mind for
the next time. Abby our phone screener who now does
work for me on the podcast network, That's what she did.
(01:01:06):
I didn't hire her the first time, like an idiot,
but you know what she did. She asked questions. She
wrote me a thank you card afterward, and I said, hey,
you know who's fantastic is like the girl I didn't
hire and now she's in here killing it. So just
know that as long as you're you, you smile, you're pleasant,
because we want to work with people that are fun
to work with or nice to be around. Ask questions.
(01:01:29):
You're nervous, and that's okay. All that matters, and you're
just going to do your best job and if it
doesn't work out, you'll go do another interview and eventually
you'll get good at interviews and then then you'll get
a job. So I think you're gonna do great, man,
I do. So what kind of job is it? Well,
it's the jobson is for a chemical dependency technician. If
(01:01:51):
he just said like more titian and he's coming in happy,
I've been like, well let me let me take that back. Yeah,
maybe you should. Do you feel pretty good about your
chances of getting this job? Yes, sir, if I'm if
I can be honest, I've been through the wringer and uh,
I feel like I it's not all my resume, but
I would be a good fit for the position. Tell
(01:02:11):
them that, yeah, believe in yourself, go in and show confidence,
and I would rather you be slightly cocky than under confident,
because there is that fine line that's impossible to walk
and it's hard to nail it right on. Confidence but
not cocky. But I would rather you, if you're like
having to go, Okay, what side do I lean on?
I would rather you be slightly over confident than slightly
under confident, because if you believe you can do a
(01:02:34):
good job, and you make me believe you can do
a good job, then I believe you can do a
good job. So go and go in there with that
same confidence. All right, man, yes, sir, And if I
may stay real quick, I don't keep you guys, But
um I did. I got a message saying that They said, well,
we're looking for someone a little bit different, a little
bit of different background, and I messaged them back saying, well,
(01:02:54):
thank you for the opportunity, but um this is about me,
and I said a little bit about me, and then
that's when HR contract to be wanting the interview. Nice.
All right, we're gonna give you three who We're gonna
give you three woo woos. Here we go. I don't
know what that we're trying to create something? All right,
here we go? Huw about two woo woos and three
(01:03:15):
claps okay, one, two, three? Whoo? There it is all right, Alex.
We just did that for you. We invented that on
the spot. Two claps, who did three? Okay? Never mind, Alex,
we're idiots. Good luck, buddy, all right, appreciate appreciate that going.
Let us know if you get it. Heck if you don't,
go after the next one. But I feel good about
it for you, all right, hit us up if you
want eight woo. We try listen, we try stuff on
(01:03:39):
this show. Shown sorry up the day this story comes
to us from Vermont. A man drove to the hospital
and he had a big old wound on his hand.
They're like, whoa, what happened man? He's like, I got
stung by a bee. Like that looks a lot worse
than a beasting. They bring the police in, theyre like, sir,
what happened. He's like, no, really, it is a beasting.
(01:04:00):
And eventually he owned up and said he shot himself
when he's cleaning his gun. So he got charged with
lying to police. So I wonder if he wasn't supposed
to have a gun and that's why he was lying
about it, or he was embarrassed that he shot himself,
but he's't gonna get in trouble arrestworthy. Yeah, he had to.
My opinion is he probably wasn't supposed to have a gun,
(01:04:20):
meaning he'd been in trouble before, maybe a felon. Is
there anything about that, lunch Bob. No, it says they're
investigating why he would lie. They're not sure if he
was not allowed to own a gun or what. But
that's I mean, that's what I assumed when he did it.
But yeah, I'm gonna bet you that's all right, I'm lunchbox.
That's your bone head story of the day. Which age
range represents the best years of your life? That's the question.
(01:04:42):
They asked, who you know, like five thousand people through
all ages, and most people said their thirties. Like a
quarter of people said the thirties were the time of
their life because they had a little bit of money,
they knew a direction they were going, some of them
had kids. But that was the number one spot. Would
you put in your thirties? Yeah, I feel like I
(01:05:02):
have more good to come, so I'm hopeful for that,
and they have. I'm forty now, but thirty thirty one,
thirty two sweet spot. I mean, what if you said,
though I don't have more good to come, might not
think they do if their thirties were that amazing, Like
I feel like I haven't even really hit mine yet,
but I should feel like I feel like right now
I'm in it. I think I'm peak prime health career love. Like,
(01:05:26):
right now, i feel like I'm at the best I've
ever been. The only thing I could add a couple
of kids, And looking at Eddie, do you need a
couple you can borrow? It's not that I'm saying you're
tired all the time. I am exhausted all the time,
and you do have four kids and then two of
them kind of came at once. Yeah, that's why my
answer to this wouldn't be forties or thirties, be twenties. Absolutely,
(01:05:49):
So the biggest group said thirties. After that it was twenties,
then it was the forties, and then it gets down
to like nine percent said fifty seven percent said sixties.
Under twenty was one that seems like a lunchbox one.
Oh no, because I couldn't drink legally, but I was
prom king at that age, so that was pretty cool.
Best accomplished in my life, of your life, of my life?
(01:06:11):
Is there anything you can possibly do it with out
accomplish that? Ooh when the lottery, But that's not really
you doing anything, it's you getting lucky. Uh yeah, okay,
maybe one of those uh you know how they put
those lists forty under forty, like those like successless. Yeah,
you're about to be forty year Yeah, like a month?
I know. Yeah, you better running out of time, buddy.
(01:06:32):
All right, So most people said thirties, then it was
twenties and forties that those are generally the best years
of our life here in the United States, Amy, what's
up today? Um? I have a Haiti event like no,
I wish, but man, it's just not safe to go
there right now. So I feel like this is the
next best thing. I'll be hanging out with some hatians,
but here in Nashville. What about you? Well, the one
(01:06:53):
thing I'm looking forward to is after the show today,
we're gonna interview this this person who's a cuta list
a professional cuta list. Oh and so we'll put on
tomorrow's show. If it checks off and it's not too creepy,
I think it'd be really funny. And there's nothing creepy
about what she says, one hundred dollars per hour professional cuddler.
I mean that is quite the pay, and it's I know,
(01:07:13):
and it's not someone I felt good about going live
with because I was like, what if there is weird
stuff and it gets So I'm doing that today after
the show. But I'm pretty excited about that. I sent
Scuba message Austin. I was like, this is the kind
of content we've been looking for, So I'm gonna do that.
You're gonna work and all the normal stuff as far
as like life goes, Uh, watch another episode of Mary
on Mayorby's Town. I think we have two to go. Yeah, yeah,
(01:07:35):
but I'm not saying anything else about it. That'll run stuff.
Have a great day, Bobby Bones.
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Bobby Bones
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Lunchbox
Eddie Garcia
Morgan Huelsman
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Mike D
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