Best Bits of the Week

Morgan shares the top 7 segments from the Bobby Bones Show this week! 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
It's the best Bit of the week.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
With Morgan Kill, She's breaking down the top seven segments
from the Bobby Bone Show this week.

Speaker 3 (00:10):
Welcome to the Best Bits.

Speaker 4 (00:11):
If you're catching up on the Bobby Bone Show, you've
made it to the right place. This is part two
of this weekend's podcast. Part one and part three.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
This weekend is with Lunchbox.

Speaker 4 (00:19):
We catch all up on life in part one and
Lunchbox being a coach, plus how our humor is very,
very different from each other's in part three. We always
answer a listener question, so I encourage you to check
both of those out, especially if you're a big Lunchbox fan.
And I think you'll really like it if you've never
listened to it before, and I could totally be wrong,

(00:39):
never know, But the reason you are here is to
catch up on the show, so let's do that. Here
we are, but the top seven segments from the show
this week. Bobby helped out listener Kylie. She had called
into the show to share that she had unfortunately lost
her father recently to cancer and she wanted to ice
skate in a Skate to Eliminate Cancer event with Scott Hamill,

(01:00):
but to do so, she needed to raise a little
bit more money. So something super exciting happened when she
was on the phone with Bobby and we are all
rooting for Kylie to take first place so she can
skate in honor at her.

Speaker 5 (01:11):
Father Number seven.

Speaker 6 (01:13):
I want to go over and talk to Kylie, who
is ten years old. Hey, Kylie, how are you good?

Speaker 7 (01:18):
How are you?

Speaker 6 (01:18):
I'm doing pretty good, so tell me what's up.

Speaker 7 (01:21):
I'm ten years old and my father just walked his
two year battle with melanoma last this Saturday.

Speaker 6 (01:29):
I'm sorry to hear that, but now I.

Speaker 7 (01:33):
Have the chance to skate in my dad's honor at
Scott Hamilton Skate to Eliminate Cancer event in Orlando, Florida
on March sixteenth.

Speaker 6 (01:43):
Okay, so what do you have to do when you
say you have the chance? What does that mean?

Speaker 7 (01:47):
So I have to be in the top eight for
donations to be able to skate, and I'm from the
top donated. I get a special like shout out sort
of thing.

Speaker 8 (02:00):
They'll do a special recognition at the event and tell
her story.

Speaker 6 (02:03):
Basically, yeah, okay, got it. First of all, can you skate?

Speaker 7 (02:08):
Yes, I've been skating since I was about six years old,
Since January twenty twenty one.

Speaker 6 (02:16):
Okay, well again, I'd like to say, I'm very sorry
to hear about your dad. I am very happy to
hear how passionate you are to do this. So how
can I help you?

Speaker 7 (02:25):
I just need about five hundred dollars worth of donation
to get up to first place. I'm in second currently.

Speaker 6 (02:33):
So are you telling me? And your mom's there with you? Yes, yeah,
him mom? What's your name?

Speaker 8 (02:37):
Jennifer?

Speaker 6 (02:38):
Jennifer. So if she gets five hundred more dollars, are
you sure this is what's going to happen? Like she's
going to be able to do that.

Speaker 8 (02:46):
She has until March nineteenth to collect donations. March fifteenth, Yeah,
March fifteenth. She has until March fifteenth to collect donations
to be in first place. So if we get her
to first place, there's always a chance that the other
little girl could you know, raise some more money to
get herself back into first place. But it's pretty is

(03:06):
a pretty good shot. I think if we get another
five hundred dollars that she could.

Speaker 7 (03:10):
The girl has been at three ten for a while now.

Speaker 6 (03:14):
Okay, so here's what I'm gonna do. I'm going to
give you five hundred bucks for this. Now I need
whatever link it is. I'm not sure. Maybe we can
get the link from if you'll I'm.

Speaker 8 (03:25):
Gonna email it to Abby once we're off the phone.

Speaker 6 (03:27):
We can also post it and see if any of
our listeners will hop in. But I will go five
hundred in immediately and then do me this favor. If
you start to lose again, let us know because I'll
put more money in.

Speaker 8 (03:42):
Okay, Okay, that's amazing. Okay, wow, Bobby, thank you so much.

Speaker 9 (03:48):
So the final day is for sure the fifteenth, because yeah,
we'll like that's we can keep monitoring it and then we.

Speaker 6 (03:54):
Know, well, I'll forget monitoring. They have to call us back.
If you lose, you call us back because here's the thing.
I like. Listen, I grew up with no money. Now
I have money, so I like to help as many
people as I possibly can. But also I'm wildly competitive
and anody. I don't even know who you're competing against,
and I know my brain's not right, but I'm like,
you must win, like yes, like yes, like I'm with Kylie.

(04:14):
We're here, we're gonna we're gonna win this thing. So
please keep us updated. Send the link. I'm happy to
pay it. I hope you get to do this. I'm
very sorry about your dad. I'm super pumped for you
to be able to do this and share his story
and and go out and do this for him. So
uh yeah, let us be let us be part of
the team.

Speaker 8 (04:32):
Okay, thank you, awesome, thank you.

Speaker 6 (04:34):
And you guys. Where do you guys live.

Speaker 8 (04:36):
We're in Tampa, Florida.

Speaker 6 (04:38):
Love it my favorite of all the Tampa's.

Speaker 8 (04:44):
And so I tell you what too, Bobby. I'll when
she performs, I will, I'll video it and I'll email
it so that you guys can see her skates.

Speaker 6 (04:54):
What would be funny is if she's never skated and
she's like, I would like to go skate from it,
but she has for years.

Speaker 8 (05:03):
She's been skating competitively for about three years now.

Speaker 7 (05:06):
So I'm actually currently working on my axle.

Speaker 6 (05:09):
No way, that's awesome. I try to axle one to
fell down. I try to single axel fell down. Okay,
you guys, stay on hold. I want to get your information,
and in the next couple of hours, I will load
and I'll pay this money, and then you let us
know if you're starting to get beat by somebody else. Okay, Okay,
sounds like a plan. Thank I'm going to say bye,
but don't hang up.

Speaker 8 (05:29):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (05:31):
It's the best bits of the week with Morgan number.

Speaker 4 (05:34):
Two, there's been lots of easter eggs when it comes
to Amy's dating.

Speaker 3 (05:40):
She's shared tidbits here and there.

Speaker 4 (05:42):
Well, ray Mundo believes that he predicted her dating way
before anybody else. He had sent an email off that
also proves the timestamp of everything.

Speaker 3 (05:51):
So you're going to hear the moment.

Speaker 4 (05:54):
Ray Mundo claimed he knew Amy was dating someone, and
then we kind of get some stories of Amy's dating
passed in the twenty twenty four year Number.

Speaker 6 (06:04):
Six Raymondo, who is our audio producer, he says, he
predicted something, but you didn't predict it to the room
like he didn't say it. It was in my show
prep Okay, so I got it and decided not to
read it because I felt like it was sensitive. Correct.
And this is not January a month like a month
and a week ago. This is a year ago. This

(06:24):
is twenty twenty four, January seventeenth, at ten thirty six am. Okay,
Raymondo The Psychic Nostra Raymondo hit it, Raymondo, give us
some psychic music.

Speaker 10 (06:36):
I sent an email to you and I said, Amy
is for sure dating a dude. She's watching movies about
gladiator racing. That's not typically stuff she watches. She has
to have a boyfriend.

Speaker 6 (06:52):
And I probably did not read it because I felt
like at the time, if true, Amy did not want
to talk about it. Amy was Raymundo correct a year
and a month ago.

Speaker 9 (07:04):
I mean, there was somebody that I was hanging out with,
but he was not my boyfriend.

Speaker 6 (07:07):
Oh different dude, Yeah, he's not mobile friend. Oh got it.
So Raymundo was right that. Yes, if I'm being honest,
I picked up on it too.

Speaker 8 (07:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (07:17):
Yeah, I think we all did.

Speaker 9 (07:18):
Yeah yeah, yeah, And you know what, Amy.

Speaker 6 (07:22):
Washing, it's more than that, and we don't want us
to say it more than that. I know it was
a thing. Yeah, it was big other.

Speaker 9 (07:28):
Things, I know, but it's not like what y'all are.
I know what y'all are thinking with that, And it's
not what you're thinking.

Speaker 6 (07:33):
No, it is, it is.

Speaker 5 (07:34):
It is.

Speaker 9 (07:34):
Okay, it doesn't matter totally.

Speaker 6 (07:35):
It doesn't matter because it's not your boyfriend.

Speaker 10 (07:37):
Now.

Speaker 9 (07:37):
No, but my boyfriend now knows about that.

Speaker 6 (07:40):
Oh yeah, well you can tat other people who cares. Okay, Yeah,
I know it's not illegal. Yeah, it's not illegal to
have a boyfriend or a guy you're dating before a boyfriend.

Speaker 9 (07:49):
I know, I know.

Speaker 6 (07:49):
We never even talked about it as a group. That's
so no, But I think all of us could look
at each other in the eyes and go mmmm, because
we were saying a little something. Yeah, I'll leave it there, RAYMONDA.
I think you're right though.

Speaker 9 (08:05):
No, it's okay, it's okay. Thank you for Wait.

Speaker 6 (08:09):
Why did you have to tell your current boyfriend about
a guy you hung out with before?

Speaker 9 (08:14):
I didn't have to tell him. I think we were
just talking about relationships post divorce, like for me, and
I was sharing kind of how I was dipping my
toes in and then what it looked like even trying
hinge and meeting people through friends, and I think it
just came up.

Speaker 6 (08:36):
I'd like to say something about it. I'm not going
to go ahead. Are you sure?

Speaker 12 (08:41):
Yes?

Speaker 6 (08:41):
I care? Do I have full permission?

Speaker 5 (08:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (08:44):
Well I think so dude was like twelve, Yeah, yeah, I.

Speaker 11 (08:50):
Never got a good look.

Speaker 9 (08:51):
He was younger.

Speaker 6 (08:53):
Can I say, well you're twelve?

Speaker 10 (08:54):
No?

Speaker 11 (08:54):
No, but he was.

Speaker 6 (08:56):
I thought Amy had hired like a poll boy that like,
oh yeah, but like that Stella got her roove back.
Huh yeah.

Speaker 9 (09:04):
How old he was younger than me?

Speaker 6 (09:06):
How old? You don't have to you do not have
to answer anything.

Speaker 9 (09:09):
He wasn't twelve.

Speaker 6 (09:10):
I'm just saying he was twelve.

Speaker 9 (09:13):
Listen, I think that there's you go through Like. I
had multiple people around me being like, even including my
ex husband that was like, Amy, what are you doing? No,
it's a face and I said nothing, I'm not doing anything,
Like we're just friends.

Speaker 6 (09:29):
Well that's not true though, Well we.

Speaker 9 (09:30):
Were though when I said that, Okay, okay, so because
we were yeah just yeah.

Speaker 6 (09:37):
Are you like Leo she's a DiCaprio.

Speaker 9 (09:42):
No, but he was. I struggled with it. I even
said it to him at one point. I was like,
you know that I'm in forty something to forrest mom
of two.

Speaker 6 (09:51):
And he was like, but I graduate high school next week.
And I know Raymond, No, you got it right. We
have all I thought, but didn't say.

Speaker 11 (10:03):
They didn't even prep it really none.

Speaker 6 (10:05):
It was the only one. But I think, let me
just stop, you think what let me just stop? I'm
having like I.

Speaker 9 (10:11):
Don't know what you know because your wife knew everyone.

Speaker 6 (10:13):
My wife doesn't tell me anything. Okay, like that my
wife knows. I don't want to hear anything. It's not
about you, okay.

Speaker 9 (10:19):
And Morgan knows everything he does?

Speaker 12 (10:22):
Can talk?

Speaker 6 (10:23):
Can I say one other thing?

Speaker 9 (10:25):
I don't know?

Speaker 6 (10:25):
Do you know how? We probably all knew? I know how.

Speaker 9 (10:28):
Oh, but here's the thing, you know, this is the embarrassing.
This is the embarrasing part.

Speaker 6 (10:33):
And I say how we all knew?

Speaker 9 (10:35):
I mean, you can say yeah, but it's this is
the part where I'm like, it's not what y'all are
totally thinking in those in the case that.

Speaker 6 (10:43):
We don't even about to say.

Speaker 9 (10:44):
I kind of do Amy.

Speaker 6 (10:45):
Do you know we see him driving a car every
day dropping her off the words, and I thought he
didn't have a car, and then he was using He
didn't using. I don't think he was using.

Speaker 9 (10:58):
He didn't and he's he would actually come to my
house early pick me up like it was it was.

Speaker 6 (11:10):
What did he have a car to pick you up?
Her car?

Speaker 9 (11:12):
My car he would take?

Speaker 6 (11:13):
How would he pick you up? But how would you
get to your house?

Speaker 9 (11:17):
Because then he would come he knew the kids like
he would.

Speaker 6 (11:20):
How would he physically get to your house?

Speaker 9 (11:21):
I mean his brother drop him off.

Speaker 6 (11:25):
Gosh, he was getting his license real sin, right, and.

Speaker 9 (11:31):
Then he would take my car. He would go to
his brother's house. He in the night and they could
come back and wat yes, because he needed a car
to do something. He was trying to get work.

Speaker 6 (11:40):
I think I'm trying to phase you needed to go through.
I do think that's a that's a no more right
now more he would I would see, Ay, that's a
nice car, and I'd be like, who's the like kid
driving Amy's car? And then about the fifth time he
dropped rop, I would just keep my head down, act
like I didn't see anything I.

Speaker 9 (11:57):
Know, And I was like, why is Mobby putting his
head down?

Speaker 13 (12:00):
My business?

Speaker 6 (12:01):
My business for I know? But when you were if
you wanted to tell me, you would have told me.
And my wife doesn't tell me anything. If like, my
wife flocks secrets down for people, and I'm like, I'm
your husband, we should have a rule, shoul tell me
everybody's secrets. And she's like, one no, and two you
don't want to know, Like she knows what I'm like
interested in, And you would have told me. Yeah, it's funny,

(12:22):
but so he was younger. How is your new boyfriend younger?

Speaker 9 (12:26):
He's older, So he's fifty two.

Speaker 6 (12:28):
Does he have a car?

Speaker 9 (12:30):
Yes?

Speaker 6 (12:30):
He does.

Speaker 9 (12:31):
Yes, Yeah, he's a CEO.

Speaker 6 (12:33):
And very flex out of nowhere. Wow, she went from
unemployed to ceo. Wow.

Speaker 9 (12:41):
I know, I well, I just I grew up a
little bit.

Speaker 6 (12:44):
I know you went through your phases. You needed to
do that.

Speaker 9 (12:48):
I'm mature.

Speaker 6 (12:49):
Yes, okay, there you have it. Hey man, dude, I
was like that kid. Don't have OURNT bit here Like.

Speaker 11 (12:55):
I'm just glad we finally talked about it.

Speaker 6 (12:56):
I know, because we never as a group, but you
not here talk about it because we don't do that.

Speaker 9 (13:01):
That's hard that y'all would maybe have forgotten about it.

Speaker 6 (13:04):
We'll never You can barely see the top of his head.
It's like one of those twelve year old just steals
a car.

Speaker 5 (13:10):
It's the best bits of the week with Morgan number two.

Speaker 4 (13:15):
There's not a single adult out there who ever likes
to have car problems. Well, Bobby and Eddie both now
have car situation. So something happened to Bobby's car while
he's at the million dollars show and Eddie almost hit
a pedestrian, So some car drama, but also, man, I'm
just thinking about the times I've had to mess with
my car and we My car died the other day

(13:37):
and I had to switch to the battery out and
it sucks. So car problems not the most fun thing
to do as an adult.

Speaker 6 (13:43):
Number five wanted a way today because I wanted to
not be emotional about this, not that I was that emotional.
But we had our show at the Rhyme and Auditorium.
We raised a bunch of money percent Jude, it was awesome.
Nobody told me to the end of the show, but
I could tell bad news was coming. And so as
the show ended, I'm back in the dressing room and
I saw like three people walk up slowly and I
just knew something wasn't good. And they said, hey, man,

(14:06):
it was really windy. They said there was a truck
that had a propane tank on it and it blew
the propane tank off the truck and smashed into your car.
I was parked at the Rhyman.

Speaker 9 (14:17):
Is this for real? Yeah, this is for real right now, Yeah,
this really happened your car.

Speaker 6 (14:22):
Tim had to tell me because I know Tim mar
security guy has been with me for a decade. He doesn't.
He doesn't screw around, like if we're like, he didn't
screw around and he had. They made him tell me
because they thought I would think it was a joke.

Speaker 9 (14:35):
Yeah, like right now I'm thinking it's a joke.

Speaker 6 (14:37):
Me too. But Tim told me and I was like really,
and he goes, it's me really. So a propane tank
blew off of a truck that was and smashed the
side of the of my car.

Speaker 9 (14:48):
So what what does that mean?

Speaker 11 (14:50):
What do you do?

Speaker 6 (14:51):
I think you would call insurance and you have to
fix it.

Speaker 11 (14:53):
Were you able to drive the car home?

Speaker 6 (14:54):
Yeah? Oh I was able to drive the car, but
I mean hit the sock. It just sucks. I'm glad
they didn't tell me. Show stop the show, stop the show.

Speaker 9 (15:03):
I mean, because what are the odds?

Speaker 6 (15:04):
How weird that a pro paint tank blows off a truck,
one of it, so Wendy and just smash the side
of my car. So yeah, that was that was it.
It's it's sun comes up tomorrow and it'll be fine.
It's just kind of annoying, but like anything else, it's annoying,
but sun comes up tomorrow. The end now, Eddie almost
killed somebody in the parking garage. That's what I heard.

Speaker 11 (15:26):
That's one Morgan did you have talking about it?

Speaker 8 (15:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (15:29):
So I walked into work the other day and all
I hear is Scuba and Eddie, and Eddie's like, yeah,
I almost hit her. And I was like, put the
I'm like, I'm gonna need more.

Speaker 3 (15:37):
Context or like don't worry about it. And I'm like, okay, I'm.

Speaker 4 (15:39):
Just gonna assume this means he almost hit somebody in
our parking garage instead of something worse.

Speaker 11 (15:45):
It was bizarre, dude, like crazy, I'm going up the
parking garage right, I'm making a turn.

Speaker 6 (15:50):
And going fast.

Speaker 11 (15:51):
Nope, okay, no, I'm not going fast. And somebody comes
out of like the stairwell door. They walk out, and
they make their way along where all the cars are parked.
I see her, so I slow down, but she obviously
doesn't see me, hear me, or anything, because she slowly
starts walking towards the middle of where all the cars
are driving. And I'm right next to her and she

(16:14):
didn't see me.

Speaker 6 (16:15):
So she you're in a jeep exactly, headphones on.

Speaker 11 (16:18):
I didn't see headphones. I didn't see anything. But it's
almost like she ran into me. And then all of
a sudden she realizes, whoa, there's a car here and
throws her hands up, like, what you almost hit me?

Speaker 12 (16:28):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (16:29):
Then she thought it was your fault.

Speaker 11 (16:30):
Yes, And I was like, and I looked at her,
mix was your fault?

Speaker 6 (16:33):
Wake at me?

Speaker 11 (16:33):
If it was your fault, It was not my fault,
I promise, And I thank god Scuba was behind me.
He saw the whole thing.

Speaker 6 (16:38):
Scooba, what did you see? Ay? Maybe Scuba story is
not the same, it's somewhat the same. Yeah.

Speaker 14 (16:47):
It was kind of baffling that here's my truck. I'm
blaring like old school hip hop. It's so loud. Cars
are coming. Eddie's jeep sounds like it's really loud. It
was kind of baffling that she was walking and she
almost kind of like, instead of walking away on the wall,
she faded a little bit to the right. But Eddie stopped,
and I guess I would have handed a little different.
I would stop him, but went to hey, I'm coming,
but he just started like slowly scooting by her. Chicken, Yeah, exactly,

(17:10):
exactly playing chicken or like trying to like get behind
my and it was just so weird. She was like
a magnet. She like got towards your car, almost walked
right into it.

Speaker 6 (17:18):
It was Did he almost hit her for real? Like
it would have almost hit her? Yeah, because she was
walking into it.

Speaker 11 (17:21):
I don't know if she's trying to like create some
sort of insurance like all over something. That's what it
felt like.

Speaker 14 (17:27):
Then she stood there and I'm behind her, and she
stood there for a solid fifteen seconds, and I'm like,
if she doesn't move, I'm going to hit her because
I want her out of my way.

Speaker 6 (17:33):
I gotta get to work. So what ended up happening here?

Speaker 11 (17:35):
She stood there for about ten seconds with her arms up,
like you almost killed me and I just drove off.

Speaker 6 (17:41):
Was she blocking you a little bit for a while
with her arms up?

Speaker 11 (17:44):
No? I didn't, dude. I never stopped. He was already gone.
He kept moving, That's what Scuba was saying. I never stopped,
So she almost just went into me and then realized
there's a car right next.

Speaker 14 (17:52):
And that's why I think he maybe should have stopped
to like maybe like make sort of eye contact or
something like here I come. But he just started like
scooting by her and it was just off moment of
her coming closer to him and he's driving by her.

Speaker 6 (18:02):
Here's why I'm happy about this story. It did not
evolve Amy. Yeah, it did not. Amy wasn't doing one
hundred miles an hour and that thing she didn't get
hit she did. I love a good story that doesn't
evolve Amy in the parking garage.

Speaker 5 (18:17):
It's the best bits of the week with Morgan. Number two.

Speaker 4 (18:24):
Every day on the Bobby bone Show, we do the
bonehead Story of the Day with Lunchbox and he shares
some boneheads who do some very boneheady things. But the
reality is we're all boneheads. We've all done things that
we're not super proud of or we're just like, gosh,
why did.

Speaker 3 (18:38):
I do that?

Speaker 4 (18:38):
And you know, you hit your head in protest against
what you did. But that's kind of what this segment
was for. We all are boneheads, so we admitted it.
It's a personal bonehead story from each of us, vulnerable moment,
if you will, so try not to make one of
us too hard.

Speaker 5 (18:53):
Number four.

Speaker 6 (18:54):
Every show we do the bonehead Story of the day,
but Amy's going to start us off. We're all going
to do our personal bonehead first.

Speaker 9 (19:01):
Yeah, So I kept hearing birds chirping from my chimney.
And so I've got a fireplace and I've got you know,
TV up there, and sometimes I build a fire and
I'm really concerned because I don't want these birds to
get stuck in there. I don't want them to die.
So I called a chimney company to come and figure
out what's going on with thereat right, So they come
and they look at it and they're like, there's no

(19:23):
birds in here, and I'm like, but I am hearing chirping.
But of course they weren't really chirping when the chimney
people were there and they looked all up and there
were good So don't you.

Speaker 6 (19:32):
Hate that your car's broken? You take it. It doesn't
make the noise.

Speaker 9 (19:35):
So then they leave, and then later in the evening
I hear the birds again. I even hear some like
wind blowing trees, like the leaves rustling. And then I
look at the TV and it's on the screen saver.
So sometimes the TV's just you can see all the
apps and whatnot. But then when it's idling, it goes
to whatever I've saved it as, which is a nature
scene now there's no birds on the screen, so that's

(19:56):
where it kind of gets confusing. But it does have
nature attached to it, and I realized, my goodness, see
birds chirping in the wind. It's coming from the nature
sounds on my screensaver on my TV.

Speaker 6 (20:09):
You called the company out.

Speaker 9 (20:10):
I called them to come out. Of course, I haven't
called them to tell them this update, nor.

Speaker 6 (20:14):
Would I just check out.

Speaker 9 (20:16):
Yeah, but they're like, no, ma'am, you're all clear, and
I'm like, okay, I guess I don't hear them, so
maybe they went away. And then later that night I
was like, oh my gosh, and my son's like, yeah, Mom, duh.

Speaker 6 (20:27):
Yeah, that's your bonehead story of the day. I'll go next.
I've been really trying to limit my ordering of like
uber eats or DoorDash because it's just they charged so
much more for the delivery and the tip. And so
the other night I was kind of in a pinch,
and so I had order like some soup and a
sandwich and ordered a little chocol chip cookie got all

(20:51):
this in it. It was like forty eight bucks. So I
pushed it with and then it says your food has arrived,
and so I go out to get my food and
there's literally one little, one little bag. I mean, it's
as big if I were to take my thumb and
forefinger and make it as long as I possibly can
in the bag is that big? It's small, And I'm like,
where's all my food? Like did someone steal my food?
And then I looked and I actually didn't click on

(21:11):
anything but the cookie. So I ordered only a cookie
and made them pick it up at the store and
or uber eated a cookie, one single small cookie all
the way to my house for the small cookie with tip,
and it was seventeen dollars.

Speaker 11 (21:24):
Oh my god.

Speaker 6 (21:25):
And I didn't have dinner because I ordered one cookie
that I didn't mean to order one. I meant to
order a whole thing of food. I don't know why
I didn't push the rest of it. One cookie is
all that came, and I just felt stupid. I tipped
a guy, but I'm just picturing him going this person
ordered one tiny cookie.

Speaker 9 (21:41):
They're like, what is the world coming to you? Yes, yeah,
I cannot believe I'm delivering this one cookie. Oh my,
that's probably interesting. Some of those drivers like what they've
had to deliver to some people. Sometimes one cookie.

Speaker 11 (21:51):
There was one good one.

Speaker 6 (21:52):
It wasn't even a big cookie.

Speaker 9 (21:53):
They probably go home that night and they're like, you're
never going to guess what I had to deliver.

Speaker 6 (21:57):
I want cookie, one nail, a wafer.

Speaker 9 (21:58):
One cookie. He paid seventeen dollars.

Speaker 6 (22:00):
Oh my goodness. So that's I'm the bonehead there, lunchbox.

Speaker 15 (22:04):
Yeah, my son's birthday. We're having the party March second.
Had the place invitations said on everything. We're sitting at
the house February twenty second. I get a call from
the trampoline park and they're like, sorry, we just want
to make sure you're still coming today for the birthday party.
You're thirty minutes late. I booked the venue for the
wrong day. It was supposed to be March second. I
booked it for February twenty second. The invitation said March second.

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Luckily they were like, oh yeah, we'll just move you.

Speaker 6 (22:28):
To March second. Sorry about that. How'd you get that?

Speaker 16 (22:31):
Like?

Speaker 6 (22:31):
I figured out how I did mine wrong. I think
I unclicked everything accidentally. How did you do that wrong?
I just think my wife said second, you know what
I mean? She said the second?

Speaker 15 (22:41):
And so I called a place and they said, oh,
we have the twenty second available. I said, yeah, that's
what we want, the twenty second. I just got it
lost in translate. I don't know, but I booked the
twenty second and I had no idea because I'm sitting
there on the couch when the phone rings and I'm
like hello, and they're like, yeah, sorry, you still coming
for the birthday party.

Speaker 6 (22:57):
I was like, yeah, we'll be there next Saturday. No,
you're supposed to be here today.

Speaker 1 (23:02):
My fault.

Speaker 6 (23:02):
Did they make you pay any sort of no fee,
no nothing. They were just like, oh, yeah, I'll just
put you on the schedule for next weekend, Eddie.

Speaker 11 (23:09):
Yeah. So lately we've been having this solicitation problem in
our neighborhood. You know, people just selling things door to door. No, no, no, no,
solicitor out of there, got it, go ahead. So I
was driving into my neighborhood and I saw this on
the Facebook page and I see one of the guys
and I'm like, I would never do this, but something
told me, now's your chance to tell him, like, get

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out of here.

Speaker 6 (23:30):
So I pull over.

Speaker 11 (23:32):
He's in someone's driveway. He's got all his little papers
and everything in his hands, got Khaki's on. I say, hey, man,
we're really not doing solicitors here, like we don't do
door to doors in this neighborhood. And he goes, I
live here. Oh no, no no, but he did say,
you know what, I appreciate you doing that because it
is a problem.

Speaker 9 (23:52):
I mean, you could just say just kidding out and
want to meet you. I thought I'd just be a
little funny.

Speaker 6 (23:56):
And the next thing all this, do you have one?

Speaker 11 (24:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (24:01):
So I got something in the mail from Tennessee government
and right on the paper it said do now.

Speaker 6 (24:06):
And I open this up.

Speaker 4 (24:08):
I'm panicking. It's for my homeowners association. It's five hundred dollars.

Speaker 3 (24:12):
I was like, that's strange. Normally this is like twenty
bucks a year.

Speaker 4 (24:16):
But I'm sitting there it says do now, bright red letters,
and I'm going on the website. I'm like, Okay, I
guess I have to pay it. I guess the fees
really went up this year. And I'm all the way through.
I'm on the last one where I'm about to submit
five hundred dollars to this. I go, you know, this
just feels a little weird. I'm gonna call my mom
and just Verify, call her. She goes, let me google
this quick Google search.

Speaker 3 (24:37):
It was a scam.

Speaker 6 (24:37):
Oh oh wow, good it was for you, So cool
stopping you got far Good for you for stopping. Oh
that's a scam. Hey, right, scam alert, scam alert, scammel Gert,
It's okay, what are we looking for?

Speaker 9 (24:50):
So it looks like you would pay these dues to
this place.

Speaker 4 (24:53):
But the reason the government can't shut it down is
because technically they.

Speaker 6 (24:57):
Are providing a service, Gary scam.

Speaker 4 (25:00):
Apparently they're helping you file your reports, but they're charging
you four hundred and fifty dollars to do it instead
of just you filing online.

Speaker 6 (25:10):
So they're providing a service, but they're taking advantage of
it by convincing you that's the actual payment exactly.

Speaker 3 (25:16):
So you need to make sure you read the entire
thing through.

Speaker 4 (25:18):
Apparently right in the corner in teeny tiny letters, it
said this is not an official government document, so you
just have to read it like so thoroughly.

Speaker 6 (25:26):
Well, would you mind giving us your mom'sel phone number
on the air so we can all call her. Anybody
listening the g Yeah, she'll help you out. It's the
best bits of the week with Morgan.

Speaker 3 (25:36):
Number two, another thing we all do as adults.

Speaker 4 (25:40):
We'd love to shop online, purchase things, especially with the
convenience of Amazon.

Speaker 3 (25:45):
And no, this is not an ad that's just real life.

Speaker 4 (25:47):
And so we actually went around the show and everybody
admitted their most recent purchase. Some even brought theirs in
for show and tell. And it's kind of funny the
wide variety of products we've all bought recently. And I think,
I think give you listen closely, you'll kind of see
the different places in life we all are at this
current moment.

Speaker 5 (26:06):
Number three, let's play it.

Speaker 6 (26:07):
Rate my purchase, share something you bought online, and then
we'll judge it. I'll go first, Oh, you brought it, Yeah,
I brought it. So I'm a big Chicago Cubs fan.
So this is a Chicago Cubs backpack and it looks
like it's a knockoff Gucci backpack, but at Chicago Cubs
small backpack because I like my purses. I mean, that
looks like a chick backpack, so definitely small leather. How

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much do you think this is worth?

Speaker 11 (26:36):
It is Gucci?

Speaker 6 (26:37):
No, oh, knockoff? Okay, it's not even knockoff.

Speaker 9 (26:40):
It just but I see the design. It looks like
the Gucci design, but it's.

Speaker 6 (26:43):
A Chicago Cubs backpack.

Speaker 9 (26:44):
It's a smart I don't know if they did a collab.

Speaker 6 (26:50):
Like you want to carry it? I do care. It's
as I often carry around a small bag. Keep it
on here, right, carry a stuff in it? You be
a hater?

Speaker 5 (26:59):
No value it?

Speaker 9 (27:02):
Twenty five dollars?

Speaker 7 (27:04):
How much?

Speaker 6 (27:04):
How much do this is real leather?

Speaker 11 (27:07):
It's got to be two hundred forty five bucks?

Speaker 6 (27:10):
Whoa see forty five bucks for this one?

Speaker 9 (27:13):
So maybe I thought you had to cube on And
people do think that's Gucci.

Speaker 6 (27:17):
They shouldn't. It's got a big on it. Do you
think it's it's like so small? But I but I
don't care because I carry it basically a person.

Speaker 9 (27:24):
Where are you hearing that?

Speaker 6 (27:26):
Just to work? I keep most up in it? Okay?

Speaker 9 (27:29):
I just it looks very young and feminine.

Speaker 6 (27:34):
Oh and why do people think about me generally young
and feminine? Or like, yeah, like a child hater in
the house? Okay, what do you have?

Speaker 9 (27:42):
You're probably gonna hate on my I have balls for
my face. So I just ordered these on Amazon and
I don't know how to use them yet because I
haven't done the tutorial, but they will exercise your face.

Speaker 6 (28:00):
As two balls. They look like they're the shape of
juggling balls and she's shoving them into her cheeks.

Speaker 9 (28:04):
One is spiky and one is just smooth. And they're
supposed to be like, you know, for my face fitness
that I'm doing because not getting botox anymore.

Speaker 6 (28:13):
And I guess they cost yeah, okay, twelve dollars.

Speaker 9 (28:19):
Eight.

Speaker 6 (28:20):
Oh that's a pretty good purchase then, because I to
put them about.

Speaker 9 (28:23):
Twelve, right, so, but a and A the one of
the spikes maybe was nine.

Speaker 6 (28:27):
Okay, huh.

Speaker 11 (28:28):
I feel like you can get that at one of
those twenty five cent machine things.

Speaker 6 (28:30):
That's a good point. That's a little big though. It's
a little big though. Okay, I like it. I give
you a C plus on the purchase.

Speaker 9 (28:36):
Really, But what if it ends up just relaxing.

Speaker 6 (28:39):
Those if those blue balls end up making you feel
great in your face, I'm moving up to their blue Yes.

Speaker 9 (28:46):
But if you put this on your temple right now,
you will be in heaven.

Speaker 6 (28:49):
Okay, we'll toss it over here, can you hit it? Okay?
Throw it?

Speaker 9 (28:52):
Okay, you won't miss that.

Speaker 6 (28:54):
Oh, she had a light, great.

Speaker 11 (28:57):
Okay, you guys gonna hate online, but this is really cool. Well,
this is a plant propagation kit. Okay, propagation.

Speaker 6 (29:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (29:04):
I found it for twenty dollars on Amazon, and basically
you get any plant. I mean, there's just certain ones
that don't do it, but most plants. You cut the
leaf off of it and you put it in one
of these things and it's just water in there, and
it grows a whole new plant. So it's like making babies,
but making plants.

Speaker 6 (29:21):
Where they let you take a leaf and it makes
a new baby.

Speaker 9 (29:23):
Oh see, you're a father.

Speaker 11 (29:25):
So these plants right here that you're looking at, I
have three of them that started with one leaf and
now they are three full grown plants.

Speaker 6 (29:31):
You're invested.

Speaker 15 (29:32):
Where did you get the leaves? Did you like cut
them out of a neighbor's yards, like you were going
over a walk and you saw it and you cut
one and then put it in there.

Speaker 11 (29:38):
No, this started from one plant that I bought, like.

Speaker 6 (29:40):
I don't know two years agoing where'd you get that?

Speaker 11 (29:43):
Amazon? How much I cost twenty dollars? So I want
to gift you guys, I'm gonna buy it. I don't
want I don't want What do you mean I don't want?

Speaker 9 (29:50):
I want it?

Speaker 11 (29:50):
Okay, Yeah, I don't want Amy. You're gonna have a
money plant pretty soon.

Speaker 9 (29:52):
Thank you.

Speaker 6 (29:53):
I'll waste it. I don't want to waste it. Why
don't you buy me one and we'll give it to
somebody else.

Speaker 11 (29:56):
Okay, Yeah, it sounds good.

Speaker 6 (29:58):
I like it. It fulfilled of your needs of I.

Speaker 9 (30:01):
Mean, I don't want one of those contractions, but to
know okay, Oh.

Speaker 6 (30:04):
I thought you were gonna get a contract.

Speaker 9 (30:05):
No, he's giving us a plant.

Speaker 6 (30:06):
I want that less. I want that even less than
I wanted a contraption.

Speaker 11 (30:10):
So what do you what do you grade this?

Speaker 6 (30:11):
You know, as much as you've been into gardening, which
is weird, you've stayed with it for a bit. Yeah,
gardening and like butterflies. If you have this whole nature
thing now, B plus, let's go only twenty dollars B plus.

Speaker 11 (30:22):
That's pretty cool. And I made three little baby plans.
I got one.

Speaker 6 (30:25):
Amy's balls in my face.

Speaker 9 (30:27):
I feel nice on your temple.

Speaker 6 (30:29):
Yeah, I guess.

Speaker 9 (30:31):
Yeah, just relaxed, breathe into it.

Speaker 6 (30:33):
Yeah, I gotta do a show, but maybe maybe in
a minute. Lunchbuck wou't you buy online.

Speaker 15 (30:36):
Oh, man, I got this Bliss Trends adjustable foot rest
for under my desk here at work, because every time
I sit, I have to have my feet.

Speaker 6 (30:46):
On the bottom of the chair. No, no again, you
know I should reach the floor.

Speaker 15 (30:50):
But it's not as comfortable to get up to the mic,
and so my knees I had to bend to backwards.
In a while, my knees start hurting.

Speaker 5 (30:57):
So I bought this.

Speaker 15 (30:58):
It's adjustable. I put it under the desk and I
put my feet on it and boom, I can sit.
I sit up straight and the mic is a perfect hut.

Speaker 9 (31:04):
I need that.

Speaker 6 (31:07):
Twenty eight dollars twenty one dollars pretty much awesome. It
is such a great little foot rest. It is perfect.
It's the squatty potty for no potty. Yes, that's exactly
where I got the idea.

Speaker 15 (31:18):
I was like, man, I used a squatty potty at home,
and I needed a squatty potty for under my desk,
and so I started looking online and this is what
I found.

Speaker 6 (31:25):
And it's adjustable, so if you're you can raise it
up or down. You're keeping your shoes on though, right, Yeah,
shoes are on it's fantastic.

Speaker 9 (31:31):
And you're not using the restroom right, you're not pushing.

Speaker 6 (31:34):
Right, it's not a squatty partty. I didn't go with
the squatty body. It's the blush trends.

Speaker 3 (31:38):
It's a joke.

Speaker 6 (31:39):
We'll put all these, do you right? What do you
write me if it makes because look at it, which
I sit up straight. I've never noticed your posture. Butt.
You are smiling about it, so I give it a minus. Man,
it is awesome.

Speaker 9 (31:50):
You were smiling about the balls.

Speaker 6 (31:51):
Yeah, but you kept shoving on into your face while
you were talking. Gave me a seat, I know the
only could you hit it on my bag? You said
I was young and feminine? Yeah, I guess. Yeah, that's awesome, Morgan.

Speaker 11 (32:03):
Do you have one?

Speaker 4 (32:04):
I do have one, but I tried to bring it
into work and I fell down the stairs, so I
just loved it home instead.

Speaker 12 (32:09):
Well was it?

Speaker 3 (32:10):
It's a pregnancy pillow. It's like the big U shaped
pregnancy pillow.

Speaker 6 (32:14):
Drum roll an outside.

Speaker 11 (32:15):
No, oh, okay, why would you want that for her?

Speaker 3 (32:18):
Verdict?

Speaker 4 (32:18):
I bought one because I was going through vertigo and
it was helping me because I am not a back
sleeper I'm a stomach sleeper, which I know is probably
the worst one to have, and I like to sleep
on my side and I could not sleep on my back.
So I bought this pregnancy pillow, thinking this is the
craziest idea. I have had the best sleep ever with
this pregnancy pillow.

Speaker 6 (32:35):
How do you hold it when you sleep?

Speaker 4 (32:37):
I now well now because I'm able to sleep on
my side after the vertigo, I cuddle it now. It's
like my little pillow that I cuddle with, and it honestly,
like truly, guys, I sleep so much better now with
my pregnancy pillow.

Speaker 6 (32:48):
A price, I can't see it, so thirty bucks. It
was fifty A good pillow, Yeah, worth the money. One
of those things where you get what you pay for.
It's almost like a refrigerator. You're like, why I need
to good refrigerator. It's just gonna put crap in there.
But when you have a bad one, which I have,
you're like, oh, this thing sucks. Or tires, you get
cheap tires and the next thing, you know, pillows, If

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you get a good one, life changer.

Speaker 3 (33:11):
This one's memory foam, so it like molds to your bike.

Speaker 6 (33:14):
Remembers your sadness every night when you know what, I'm
lonely in my bed. I give it a B plus,
although my grades are stupid. Who cares. I gave me
the lowest one because she hit it on my backpack.
I will put these up on our social media website.
Bobby Bones now order lunchboxes. I need that for my
feet right now. You are shorter, though, I know.

Speaker 9 (33:32):
That's why I'm confused. Why your legs need it. Can't
you just lower your chair?

Speaker 10 (33:36):
No?

Speaker 6 (33:36):
I could, but then the desk. The height of the
desk makes it weird with the microphone, and.

Speaker 9 (33:41):
So maybe he has a longer Torso.

Speaker 6 (33:48):
Johnson over there, because this is this is how the
chair would be. Like, this is so weird. Okay, low guy,
that's okay.

Speaker 5 (33:58):
It's the best Bits of the week show with Morgan
Number two.

Speaker 4 (34:07):
This week marked the eighth annual Bobby Bones and the
Raging Idiots Million Dollar Show for Saint Jude. They've been
doing something like this for ten years, but it was
the eighth annual of the million dollar show with the
Ryeman and super Cool.

Speaker 3 (34:20):
It's always one of my favorite events.

Speaker 4 (34:22):
It's fun to see all the artists that come together
of all different genres and fun to watch Bobby and
Eddie up there and doing some awesome stuff for Saint Jude.
So it's always really cool. But this year was a
little special, particularly for Bobby because he got to reunite
with his old band Otown. Yes you heard that right, Ohtown.
I'm gonna let you hear his story and how it all.

Speaker 6 (34:43):
Went down and his experience number two on the phone Trish, Linda, Robin,
and Stephanie four together. Where do you guys live? Where
are you now?

Speaker 8 (34:54):
We're on I forty headed back to Oklahoma from where
from we just left Nashville.

Speaker 6 (35:02):
Oh, did you come to our show last night?

Speaker 9 (35:05):
Yes, yes, that's what's the reason for the whole trip.

Speaker 6 (35:09):
That's awesome. So we did have our million dollar show
last night, The Raging Idiots. It's Eddie and myself and
we have a lot of artist friends that play. And
it's a Tuesday night. So that part's tough because I
got like three hours sleep last night. But I felt
like it was pretty good. What about you guys?

Speaker 12 (35:23):
It was so amazing, so amazing.

Speaker 6 (35:27):
Did you have a highlight?

Speaker 4 (35:30):
Oh my gosh, I love.

Speaker 8 (35:34):
That little girl who just had a beautiful voice. Yeah,
old holy Cow. She was amazing.

Speaker 6 (35:44):
Well, I'm super happy you guys came. Was it good
enough that you'd like to come again at some point?

Speaker 15 (35:49):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 6 (35:50):
Absolutely, I'm not giving you. We don't have tickets. No, no,
we don't have tickets. We don't know. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I'm just wondering if.

Speaker 9 (35:56):
Like, yeah, okay, totally it was six time.

Speaker 6 (36:02):
Oh awesome? Okay. And and how would you rate the
show if you were a teacher on a report card?

Speaker 3 (36:10):
Absolutely?

Speaker 6 (36:10):
Well, thank you? Where do you go back to? Oklahoma?

Speaker 1 (36:15):
Still Water?

Speaker 9 (36:15):
We're out of Stillwater, Oklahoma?

Speaker 6 (36:17):
And Edmund, Hey still Water? You know what that means?

Speaker 13 (36:19):
Shout up?

Speaker 6 (36:21):
What Oklahoma?

Speaker 12 (36:21):
Stay?

Speaker 11 (36:22):
Oh yeah?

Speaker 6 (36:22):
Yeah right yeah. Thank you guys for coming to the show.
Have a safe trip home, and thank you for calling.
Thank you guys so much. Thank you. Bye everybody. We
had a great show last night, as far as I
think people were entertained.

Speaker 12 (36:40):
We had.

Speaker 6 (36:41):
We can tell you a bunch of stories later on.
But so after the show yesterday, and Maddie of Maddie
and Tay and you know they have a man and
a girl in a country song they have died from
a broken heart. Can't sing that one. It's a hard one,
but I know them. They've been on the road touring
with me before, so I'm super close and Maddie and
just sing so well. So and Maddie has young kids.

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I knew that she'd be awake early in the morning,
so I had her come on and try to help
me sing, like I needed a singing lesson. I'm not
a good singer. I can sing if I'm doing comedy,
I can sing just fine to pull off the comedy.
I'm a comedic singer. But when I was singing with Otown,
because I used to be in that band a long
time ago, and I was a little nervous because they're
real vocalists at Maddie teach me some things to try

(37:24):
not to suck. And so this is me with Maddie
go ahead, memories.

Speaker 1 (37:30):
I heard it.

Speaker 9 (37:30):
So it's just a little fancy trick.

Speaker 7 (37:32):
If you listen to tayan I's music, that's literally the
trick I always do for everything, just to make it
like feel fancy.

Speaker 6 (37:37):
And it's like ba da da da da da da.
You know, just a little run memory because it makes
people think you're fancy. Memories like that, Yes, yeah, memories. Yeah,
I wasn't I good there. I'll be honest with you.

Speaker 11 (37:52):
I know I'm learning.

Speaker 6 (37:53):
I know I'm not good though, And so then there's
a part where it's like feel it, feel it in
my and so she's teaching me how to do that,
how to because I would be like feeling it in
my heart because that's what they do. So I try
to just do the runs because that's what they do.
I shouldn't do that.

Speaker 1 (38:10):
I feel it in my heart.

Speaker 8 (38:13):
You could break up the note, so it's not like
it's like a weird note.

Speaker 6 (38:17):
I feel like this and feel it in my heart.

Speaker 10 (38:20):
Hah is that it?

Speaker 6 (38:22):
I feel it in my heart. Yes, boom, that's beautiful.

Speaker 11 (38:27):
And then you land on the perfect note and then
you don't have to be on this weird note.

Speaker 6 (38:30):
I feel it in my heart, dude. Yes, yes, you
guys are really gassing me up. And I appreciate that
because hearing it. BAG don't need that much gas. I
didn't deserve it. But it was good, Okay, it was
it's showtime. Last night. I was I'm not gonna say nervous.
I was a little anxious about it, but like in

(38:52):
a positive way. And I knew even if I sucked,
it didn't matter. There was no expectation. Again, I was
in ot Town before they blew up. I was never
a part of their success. And actually once I started
doing radio, they were like, you don't sing good enough anyway,
and I'm like, yeah, I want to do this anyway.
We ended on good terms. But it was super cool
for them to come back last night and this is it.

(39:14):
We're singing cause I want it all, nothing at all.
Massive hit and you hear him go. The crowd's yelling,
but he's like, let's welcome back our old member, Bobby Bones.
Here you go.

Speaker 12 (39:45):
I'm so.

Speaker 6 (39:56):
B minus. It was better than it was before I started.
I didn't hit my ceiling. I got a little scared
at the end that I was so off that I
kind of cheated out of it.

Speaker 11 (40:06):
I was like, har.

Speaker 6 (40:08):
There was no heart practice. I didn't have confidence. It
was very loud. The crowd not an excuse, I'm not
an excuse guy. The crowd was so loud too. It
I felt like I couldn't hear myself to make sure
I was right.

Speaker 9 (40:23):
But that's good though, right to not that you're going
to hear yourself, but cool that the crowd was loud.

Speaker 6 (40:28):
I think the cord was laughing at me. I'm be
honest with you. That's okay. No, that's okay, I do
that's not true.

Speaker 9 (40:32):
That's not true that I.

Speaker 6 (40:33):
Think it's true because they should have. It was funny.
I'm not as good as them. It's a boy.

Speaker 9 (40:37):
I think they were excited.

Speaker 11 (40:38):
It didn't sound like a laugh.

Speaker 6 (40:40):
It was fun because I can nail it out.

Speaker 17 (40:42):
There are times it seems to me and you and
memory's I feel it in my heart, so I know,
show it show But I got They were so loud
and I couldn't hear the music and I was like,
I have to cheat out of this, and I was like,
feel it in.

Speaker 6 (41:01):
So that was so close. Here's one a little farther away.
Abby took this one. Would you hit that one?

Speaker 10 (41:06):
Ray?

Speaker 6 (41:21):
So I'll give it a C And that way, the
crowd wasn't screaming over me. I could hear it a
little bit. I was okay, you went down though you
first gave it a B minus. Now you went down
to a sea the second time. You well maybe I'm maybe,
I'm It was super fun for me. I don't hate
myself after that, and Maddie helped me tremendously. I just

(41:42):
wish I would have had the confidence to go even
though I couldn't hear me because I just didn't have
the confidence. I haven't done enough times. No reps. Uh,
And then we all sang the rest. This was like
my favorite part because there was no pressure. I could
just sing with the guys here. So I am very

(42:29):
happy with myself that I did it. I pushed myself.
I tried to get better. I did get better. Did
I hit out of the park. No, But I'm announcing
now I'm going on tour with them for eighty shows,
and I'm gonna get better by show seventy nine eighty shows.

Speaker 9 (42:42):
It kind of sounds like you could be serious.

Speaker 6 (42:44):
Yeah, I'm doing eighty shows with them.

Speaker 9 (42:46):
You're doing eighty shows.

Speaker 6 (42:47):
I'm doing no shows now, Okay, Well I was clear
believe him.

Speaker 5 (42:50):
Well I sold it.

Speaker 9 (42:52):
No, But he did sell it to a point where
I know my aunt she was at the show last night,
and I know that, like, if she's listening right now,
she's probably driving back to Tuscaloosa. She right when the
ticket's gone tail. You know, she's come to some of
your shows, but she bought tickets, drove up here with
her best friend. They were here for a couple of days.

Speaker 6 (43:06):
And when she buy tickets, when she's your relative, we
would have given her tickets.

Speaker 11 (43:08):
She just supported okay.

Speaker 9 (43:11):
So support Saint Jude. And then she doesn't want to
ask for things. So anyway, I feel like i'd probably
get a text in about thirty minutes to be like,
is Bobby really going on town on tour with Hotel,
because like I want to get a ticket. So that's
why I was like, we should clarify.

Speaker 6 (43:25):
I have a lot of stories, so we do. We're
doing our podcast a bit different now. The whole radio
show goes up with one podcast and then we do
a separate secondary podcast about everything. So we'll spend more
time talking about that in the podcast if you go
over to the Bobby Bone Show and search for that.
So thanks to Maddie for Maddie and Tay. They crushed
it last night as well. They were awesome. Thanks to

(43:46):
Maddie for the singing lessons. We're going to play their
new song coming up in a second. We'll take your
calls eight seven seven seventy seven, Bobby, and then we'll
do the news. I get like this false confidence that
I actually can't sing.

Speaker 5 (44:01):
It's the best Bits of the week with Morgan number two.

Speaker 4 (44:06):
It's always really hard for me when something in the
number one spot is not bright and cheery or fun.
But sometimes the most important segments on our show aren't.
So this week, you may have heard us on our
extra podcast where we were opening gifts from a listener
named James from Virginia.

Speaker 3 (44:26):
He'd called into our show so so much, and he would.

Speaker 4 (44:29):
Leave the sweetest messages and stories about his life, and
we really came to enjoy all of the times that
he would call and he would call us the Bobby
Bone Show family. Well, he had brought all of us
gifts when he was coming up here for the Million
Dollar Show in cool moment, like if you have time,
go listen to us all opening these gifts and how

(44:49):
much thought and time James put into every single one.
But unfortunately, after the Million Dollar Show, we got some
not great news about listener James.

Speaker 3 (44:59):
And that's what you're gonna hear here.

Speaker 5 (45:01):
Number one.

Speaker 6 (45:02):
I'm gonna do something that I don't normally do, and
nobody in the studio knows I'm about to do this,
So I know our attention spans are short, and if
you're listening to like the show and something's not for you,
change it or so I'm just gonna ask you to
hang with us for a few minutes, even if you're bored,
because that's something that I need to say and something

(45:23):
that I need to share. So first, we have a
listener named James who brought us all these boxes, and
James calls all the time. Here's a clip of James
poking fun at Lunchbox. James from Virginia, and this is
twelve seconds and this is when Lunchbox was gonna do
Thunder from down Under.

Speaker 13 (45:42):
Morning Bobby Morning Studio, Thunder Thunder, y'all have too much fun.
He loves by Bob's family, half by the Night.

Speaker 6 (45:54):
Lunch and then Lunch went and danced with a bunch
of dudes. He's hilarious. So he showed up to the
building and he left. Cascuba was trying to get him,
but he left all these boxes here.

Speaker 14 (46:05):
Yeah, He's like, I'll be there at nine thirty. We
think you got here a little earlier, and dropped off
nine boxes for everyone on the show.

Speaker 6 (46:11):
Got goldfish. It's on the post show from Tuesday. So
there were a lot of two dollar bills and so
you got how many.

Speaker 9 (46:22):
I got like four of them.

Speaker 6 (46:23):
We didn't know what was going on. There was just
money in the box, but it ended up being two
dollar bills. So this is James who told us he
was here for the million dollar show and then due
to where he does a morning Corny in the backstory
of the bills.

Speaker 1 (46:37):
Morning Corny for Amy.

Speaker 12 (46:38):
Do you know what a dentist's favorite day of the
year is Halloween? And on that note, what I've done
for the past several years is I go to my
beloved local bank. I get one hundred criffs two dollars
bills and that's why I hand out no double different.
I love buy Ball's family. Happy Halloween, everybody. No trouble

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gifting much Bobby.

Speaker 6 (47:05):
So his sister called and left a message. James came
to town. James passed away while he was here.

Speaker 9 (47:09):
No, we didn't stop.

Speaker 6 (47:11):
Yeah, so this is his sister, Dottie Ray play that
I called about James from Virginia who passed away in
Nashville this year.

Speaker 13 (47:23):
Concert.

Speaker 12 (47:24):
Anyway I can be reached, I'm his sister.

Speaker 1 (47:27):
He loved y'all so much. You were family to him.
I am very grateful. Uh so I'm sorry. Uh can
we call him.

Speaker 6 (47:38):
Okay, bye. This is James letting us know that he
would be here for the million Dollar Show, and he
explains the boxes that he brought all of us.

Speaker 13 (47:47):
Good morning, Bobby, way do you.

Speaker 16 (47:49):
I did get a couple of tickets to the millions
dollars show for Saint Jew's children.

Speaker 18 (47:56):
I have a specific gift box for all y'all. I
got something for security guide Tim as well. But I
think everybody's gonna be happy. Scuba, please don't mess that
up for me, because this is the funnest project that
I've put my heart into.

Speaker 12 (48:11):
Plan on delivering it.

Speaker 18 (48:12):
I'm not trying to meet y'all.

Speaker 12 (48:14):
That's not what it's about. It's about saying thank you,
because you are just awesome people.

Speaker 1 (48:20):
I just take the world of all y'all.

Speaker 12 (48:21):
I love them by both family.

Speaker 1 (48:24):
All right, I'll hear you all in the morning.

Speaker 12 (48:25):
I'm talking too much.

Speaker 1 (48:27):
You're awesome.

Speaker 13 (48:27):
I'm out.

Speaker 6 (48:29):
So Scuba tried to find him, No, but he left
him and then was gone. I give you a couple
more clips and I'll give you some more information. This
is James from Virginia explaining his love for the Bobby
Boncho family.

Speaker 12 (48:40):
But there is an eye in family, and that's what
the Bybones family is. Certainly from the bleacher seat from me. Hey,
it's not I in family, because that's who y'all are together.
I love buy Bones family. Please take care of Amy.
I beat the best of the bestest. Hope, y'all, here're

(49:01):
all the morning.

Speaker 6 (49:02):
Bye, there's James signature.

Speaker 12 (49:04):
Goodbye anyway. I love Bob, Mom, Sam, I truly do.
Got awesome. All right, back to your release schedule program.

Speaker 1 (49:12):
Here you all tomorrow.

Speaker 17 (49:13):
Bye.

Speaker 6 (49:14):
So here's what I know. James passed away somewhere between
Tuesday night after Eddie and I's Raging Idiots Million Dollar Show.
Some people were saying that they saw him there. I
couldn't find him. So then his sister didn't think he
went SCREWBA. Do we think he went to the show?

Speaker 12 (49:32):
We do?

Speaker 14 (49:32):
I think just based on some comments, Abby saw some stuff.
People said they met James. They're excited to meet him
because he's this, you know, this focal point in our show.

Speaker 17 (49:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 14 (49:40):
But the thing is there's no picture though. I've never
seen the guy, and I couldn't find him. Yeah, we
couldn't find him. Don't know what he looks like. We
just know what his voice sounds like. So I'm like
listening for this voice because it's such a signature, you know,
it's very synonymous to him, and we could never saw him.

Speaker 6 (49:53):
So what happened was someone called the police station from
a gas station to inform them they found someone unresponsive
in their part car. Cause of death is tbd, no
foul play. An autopsy is being done today. So that sucks,
and that's extremely sad. And James was, yeah, in the
past two years, a constant part of the show because

(50:17):
we played his voicemails all the time. We would call
him and talk to him on the post show. We
even had to say, hey, James, like, when you leave
seven minute messages, we can't play him like, you gotta
cut your messages down a little bit. And so he did,
and he brought us all this stuff. This is my
James bell that I have.

Speaker 10 (50:36):
And so.

Speaker 6 (50:39):
I don't even really know what else to say except
for I just found out just a little bit ago,
and I'm very sorry for his family. I wanted to
play this, and this is one of those where I go, hey,
you may go normally you change it. I get it,
but this is the kind of the one that I

(51:01):
didn't play ever, and it's a minute in thirty seconds.
We did not air it because of the run time.
And I've talked about my stepdad and how I didn't
have a dad growing up, and then my stepdad came
into my life and when I was twelve or thirteen
years old, I was already wired in a way, but
I was then wired in a way with some security

(51:22):
because I had a stepdad that cared for me and
loved me. And you know that's Arkansas Key too. Isn't
my stepdad anymore because my mom and him got divorced.
They'll never not be that. And so we're just talking
about that. And James always has stories about our stories,
like something that related to it. So here's a minute
in thirty seconds. It's James's story about being a stepfather

(51:44):
and taking him fishing.

Speaker 1 (51:45):
Here you go, money, Bobby Money Studio.

Speaker 12 (51:49):
Your show is all about positivity.

Speaker 1 (51:51):
So I don't know how you do this spin on
this one. But I'm older now at the sunset of
my lab. Anyway, I did lady like five years. She
had a son, JD. He went doing very well in
school and lived with his father and he came to
live with us. He is all eight years old. I

(52:13):
had never been a father, don't even know what flight
to be a father. I had no idea, but I
tried to find something to bond with. Oh my god,
I took that.

Speaker 16 (52:22):
Kid fishing, if not nine times, ninety times, little JD
could not catch a.

Speaker 1 (52:30):
Fish, what it could happen? I took him to where
the fish literally jump on up.

Speaker 12 (52:38):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (52:39):
I tried so hard, and then the grades were coming in.
Tried to help him with his homework, and I told
him bring him here port card, and I'll take your fishing.
Six thirty in the morning. Oh my gosh. Me and
his mom were out late and JD was knock on
that door.

Speaker 12 (52:57):
Hey, you're taking me fishing.

Speaker 16 (52:58):
I got my grade where he couldn't catch a fish with,
and I told him, you're gonna have to turn to
your tackle box.

Speaker 1 (53:04):
That man, that young man could outfish me. I mean
he catch five fast. I'd catch three. His His were
bigger than mine. One of the problem most of my life,
you know there as moms, you know, cheated so much.
When I left her, he.

Speaker 16 (53:21):
Was pulling them my things, crying, trying to hug me,
don't go, don't go.

Speaker 1 (53:25):
But I had to for my own mental health.

Speaker 6 (53:30):
So that was James, who we spent a lot of
time with on this show. We spent a lot of
time calling the show who I'm thankful that he felt
like we were his friends and like he says, family,
you know, on a bigger note, I hope that a
lot of you guys feel that way. We come in
this room and we have all been friends for so long,
decades even, and we hope that you feel like you

(53:53):
have a relationship with us. And James did. And we
felt the same way about James because there were times
we just wanted to get them. I want to talk
with him more than just voicemails. We'd always play the
voicemails and yeah, it makes me really sad. I do
not know what he looked like is what's crazy. We
looked for him, but it's hard to look for somebody
when you don't know. That was the problem. I was like,

(54:13):
is James here? And they were like, what's you look like?

Speaker 11 (54:15):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (54:16):
And even when he was here, Scuba was trying to
get him and he left before we could get him.
But he sent us all these gifts.

Speaker 9 (54:24):
Like huge boxes, huge boxes, all of all kinds of things.
And then he just yeah, poof disappeared.

Speaker 6 (54:31):
So that makes me very sad. It makes me happy
that he feels like he had some friends and family
in us, and that sucks. Don't know what happened. They
don't know what happened, but he was here. He went
to our show. Maybe that was a really fun final
thing for him to do, because I know he drove

(54:52):
all the way here and said he was coming. I
regret that we didn't like to meet him. So James,
rest in peace, buddy. We appreciate you being a part
of the show. We appreciate you feeling like we're your friends.
You felt like a friend to us. It's going to
be weird not having your voicemails because for everyone I played,
there were eleven we didn't get to because he called

(55:16):
a lot and we loved it so.

Speaker 9 (55:18):
And it's just another reminder how fragile life is. I mean,
he said he was older in that one clip, and
I like cow he said he is in the sunset
sunset side of life.

Speaker 6 (55:29):
And I don't even know if that's because he was
older or sick.

Speaker 9 (55:32):
Right, we don't know. And who we would have never
thought like with him coming up here and delivering packages
and going to the show that that would be the
final or or did he know something?

Speaker 6 (55:45):
Yeah, that is where my mind went. So rest in
peace to our buddy James. Thank you everybody for listening
through that. We appreciate it and we will come back.

Speaker 5 (55:58):
It's the best Bits of the week with Morgan number two.

Speaker 3 (56:03):
Again.

Speaker 4 (56:03):
It's always really hard for me to put something like
that in the number one spot because I do want
to leave you guys on a high note always, But
I think listener James deserved the number one spot this weekend.
He was clearly a very kind and great person, especially
a lot of listeners who got to interact with him
at the Million Dollar Show shared that, so he deserves this.

Speaker 3 (56:23):
Number one spot, and I know he would listen to
best Bits.

Speaker 4 (56:26):
So hopefully he's somewhere out there listening now and gets
to hear that he made that number one spot.

Speaker 3 (56:33):
And we're all just really thankful for people like James
in our lives.

Speaker 4 (56:35):
So hug your loved ones, enjoy your weekend, Please stay
safe and I love you.

Speaker 3 (56:40):
Thanks for being here.

Speaker 4 (56:42):
You guys are all awesome, And if James is any indication,
I love that we get to connect with you guys
are listeners in this way, all the time.

Speaker 2 (56:52):
That's the best bits of the week with Morgan. Thanks
for listening. Be sure to check out the other two
parts this weekend.

Speaker 5 (56:58):
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Speaker 12 (57:00):
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Speaker 2 (57:03):
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