September 7, 2024 • 39 mins
Happy Weekend! Raymundo and Morgan talk all about their vacations. Raymundo was running miles and having himself a non-drinking vacation in Mexico while Morgan was getting pooped on by birds, getting energy massages, and visiting Michigan. Also, Morgan had a funny situation happen and Raymundo really wants to find his perfect goodbye saying.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Best Bits of the Week with Morgan Part one
behind a scene with a member of the show.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
What's Up, everybody? Welcome to the Best Bits. I am
joined by Ray Mundo this weekend.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
What Up?
Speaker 3 (00:14):
How you feeling over there?
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Ray?
Speaker 1 (00:15):
I felt like I was a little too close to
the mic, but I do have the mic screen. I'm
an audio engineer, so sometimes I'm a perfectionist. People don't
know that.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
You know, that might be the first time I've ever
heard you call yourself an audio engineer.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
It's in my contract, I know, but like you never
go by that.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
I feel like you go by producer sometimes. But I
don't feel like I've ever heard you say I'm an
audio engineer.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Just it sounds way too I was on in vacation.
It may be foreshadowing if we were going to talk
about vacation, but.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Yeah, we are.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Some guy told me that he was a biochemical engineer
or something. He told me, And what where do you
go with that? What are you talking about? What do
you want?
Speaker 2 (00:48):
So it's a biology and then chemical. Like i'd break
it down. I'd be like, so there's an engineer, there's biology,
and there's chemical.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
I didn't break it down. I was on a boat
drinking Medellos.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Okay, well, okay, before we get into vacation, Just so
you guys know, on Best Bits Part two, if you
want to catch up on the show, some things that
you're going to see over there. John Party came by
the studio. We did a draft of the best TV Characters.
Bobby had a really bad vacation experience. Lunchbox asked a
favor of Bobby. Also, speaking of Lunchbox, his wife does
something questionable on a hike, and Bobby's headed to Oklahoma
(01:23):
for a Toby Keith tribute. And also I had a
sketching gas station moment. But let's get into it right.
Let's talk about our vacations. Tell me all about Mexico.
I want everything, Michigan Murder.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Was that your Tea's there? Michigan Murder?
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Yeah, later, but I want to hear about Mexico.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
First, Mexico, we were going to go to Vegas, ended
up switching it up a little hot.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Wait you went to Vegas, No, we're going to and
then you went to Mexic When did that happen?
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Weeks before you can do with Southwest with the points
or you don't lose money so we.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Just traded the the location.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
We weren't feeling the gambling thing. We're trying to cut
back on costs a little bit. And it was my birthday,
So what am I going to do? Go gamble my
birthday present? Oh I lost my money. Oh that was
a great birthday. I'm negative. That's a great start to
thirty nine. So we ended up doing the Cane Kuon Yeah,
Isla Muherez route. Oh yeah, it was pretty dope, and
(02:14):
we did that as kind of a birthday as well.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Okay, so what all did you guys do out there?
Was it like a drinking trip? Did you go on
some excursions.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
The opposite of a drinking trip? So I actually set
out and made a goal where I was gonna run
a mile every day before the sun came up? Did you?
And I did nice. The one day I didn't is
when I went golf and went and golfed, and I
did golf before the sun came up, So technically I
stuck by my promise to myself.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Well, and you probably walked a mile. I would imagine
golfing easily.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
It was a nice course I ever played in my life,
and it was also part of my birthday present. So
it's typical stuff we wouldn't do. But hell, you're thirty
nine once, let's can coon it. Let's do a golf course.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
So did you go golfing by yourself?
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Or did Laura join you?
Speaker 1 (02:55):
I begged her, I said, hey, you come be a
drink girl. But she didn't join me. And but no,
I just said, it wasn't a drinking trip. There was
no cart girls out there, so for eighteen holes, I
barely had water, much less something to drink. I'm like, guys,
can I get a corona? What is happening? It was
a drinking trip? Right, Well, when you're golfing, you like
to have a little swing loub is what it's called swinglube?
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Are you the only one who calls it that?
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Everybody calls it that? Okay?
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Was it?
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Sure?
Speaker 1 (03:21):
But we started at the airport. Okay, drinks there, be
careful because they love big dumb Americans. And me and
my wife have it emblazoned across our chests, her chest
a little bit bigger than mine, not being a dirty
And the thing is that they charge us eighty dollars
for a drink because guess what we have American dollars
and we're idiots.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
They show us the menu and it says something twenty dollars.
The guy points to a mango drink. We said, sure,
we want a mango drink. We're in Cancun. He pointed
to the mango Premium, Platinum, Patron highest shelf. Correct, but
we just thought it was the flavor. He was talking
about the quality of the vodka. Hit us right away
with that. That was not the best start to the trip.
Our room ended up being this is the bad part.
(04:02):
The room started being delayed hour two hours ended up
being four hours. Oh. Laura goes to the room because
on her phone the app Wi Fi was absolute pimp
so we could text everybody do whatever we wanted. And
she sees the rooms available. All right, we go to
the room. She actually goes to the room. It's not available.
There was a glitch in the system. So she walked
in this resort they do Luke Bryan's crash my plaia.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Oh so isn't it all inclusive resort?
Speaker 1 (04:25):
It is massive. She walks there, room was not ready.
We go to the lobby, vocabulary burial service, annihilate the
staff in a very polite way, American, big dumb American way.
We get a penthouse pool side room upgrade day. So
that's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Okay, so that went from bad to best.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
It did, and it was great. Yeah. We did the
perfect amount of drinks every day, maybe one I got
a little wobbly on about a Tuesday ish. The it
was pool. It was pool drinking. You're drinking the mud
slides we had. There was one that was called a
Banana chocolate or something, and so you had the banana
flavor to it, similar to the mudslide, and then we
crossed over to the mudslide. Didn't really do beer. Bazer
(05:06):
looked online. She loves doing the Facebook reviews, and so
we had a Bob Marley and it was a green,
orange yellow drink. She rocked about ten.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Of those over the okay, the Bob Marley's.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
And then we decided to split it up. So we
did pool two days and then we went to islamuharas
probably not pronouncing it correctly, so go to Google translate,
and we did the boat we did. You go to
some port, I don't know, doc whatever you want to
call it, and you go over It's a twenty minute ride.
The waters crystal clear, bluest blue. We weren't in the
hotel zone, so ours at our beach wasn't the prettiest.
(05:39):
But Isla Mouhara's disgusting.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
So that this Isla maharais that you're saying, what is it?
The rocks like giant rocks and you kind of go
through them. Am I thinking of the right place?
Speaker 1 (05:49):
I don't know, but all I know it said island
and that you can get golf carts, which we did
and went around it. It's a two and a half
hour time period where we had I'm.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Not thinking of the right place, but yes, please continue,
and then.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
We hit the golf carts and it was dope, we're rocking.
I mean, we're Did you hang.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Out in one of these little tiki hut looking things?
Speaker 1 (06:09):
No. They actually took us to one spot where I
just talked to a couple of Americans. The one dude goes, yeah,
I opened up Airbnb is dope here And I got
an amstell light because I was driving the golf cart,
so I was trying to keep it, you know, under
two drinks, okay, and so I got chilling basers in
the water. The water's just bathwater dope, turquoise awesome. And
then they took us to another location, which was downtown
(06:32):
is Lu Muhara's and it's hey, I mean were there
was left and right. There's nobody speaking American. It's just us.
And it was honestly a little terrifying, but yeah, we
made it in and out, barely made the deadline. Went
and got a Caesadia five minutes before the boat took off.
And I told the dude, I speak Spanish because I
(06:52):
went to Costa Rica for a summer, So I said, uh,
this is a verbatim what I said. I go, oh,
I mean, I've almost seen eat as rapido as auto
auto boost, taxi as de porto as pabnutos. Tell me
at thirty minutes and do he had that case Doa
and Nacho's bell Grande from Taco Bell.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Rock in the Taco beller wasn't like a local taco
bell basically.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Okay, right on the beach. It was so good, that's
so funny. I asked him, I go, how much do
I owe you? And he I believe he said twenty
twenty five something To give him thirty and I gave
him the tip, and I mean I think I I
just paid for his kids college or something because he
Amigo Grassis Garassi's a matter whatever the blessings. You know.
It's like, I.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Really can't tell if your Spanish is good or you're
just really good at adding.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
The accent on it. That's how I talk Spanish.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
Though, I know, but I can't tell.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
It's like real, you know, when people say, like, oh,
the window, like you know what I mean where they're
try and say it, but they're not actually saying a
Spanish word.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
I'm saying Spanish words. I can't tell. And so it
goes Amigo Grassius as senorita. She's pretty amazing, beautiful estatus
anitos Americans. And so then we rocked and he got
us out, and the lady goes, we're leaving for the
port right now, you got and she meets us in
the street. That's how cutting it close. We were.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
Yeah, you guys were partying it up.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Ka Zidia burnt the entire roof of my mouth, burnt
my face off. But he got us fed, Okay. But
then yeah, back to the resort. Did the golf course
Mimosa's I hate that I led with It wasn't a
drinking trip because I did my running, but I mean
we were crushing Mimosa's at the end of the day.
We would always canceled.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
Out the drinking with your running, so it works good.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
And we uh Espresso Martini's. Yeah, Oh my gosh, dude.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
Okay, so wait, I here's what I'm hearing.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Mimosa's in the morning, mud slide, Bob Marley during the day,
and then in the evening Espresso Martini's.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Hammock nap include that a little bit of cable. I
was watching the Sports Center, you know, and it was
in Spanish. I understood every minute of it. Did you. No,
It's tough, but the highlights are still the same, those translated.
And then we did the dinners at night, we did
a couple shows. Baser went to a karaoke night and
you didn't go to the It was my final night,
(09:01):
and I was so tired because I played golf. I'd
been running every morning.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
So you made her go to a karaoke night by yourself.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Didn't start like that. She was chilling in the lobby
and I said, Hey, for whatever reason, my body's just
shutting down on me. I'm gonna go lay down and
it's just one of those. It's final night, five days,
four nights. The water, the food, I'd been eating like crap,
I've been drinking like crap. I was exhausted. And she's
text me and she was chilling at the show, and
she goes, it's so awesome, you got to come. And
(09:28):
I said, my body physically can't. That's how hot, that's
how hard I vacationed. Dang, you did vacation hard. But
I wasn't hungover anything for the flight, made it through customs,
did all that. But talk about relaxing, rejuvenating, resurging. The
Sisson Master is back, bigger, faster, better than ever before.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
I don't feel like with all those drinks, though, that
you truly got reju in.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Well, we didn't really meet anybody else, so it's not
like we were trying to out drink and do all
that stuff. You know, the frat climate. When you meet
people on a vacation, you just start pounding drinks. It
wasn't that weird chilling. I'd bring a mag into the pool.
We had music, should do her headphones, I'd mine. It
was great, and she brought floaties. I just go float around.
She'd bring me to drink as I'm going by. Some
(10:09):
little twelve year old Migo wanted to play football. I
played football with the kid for three hours. I think
I adopted him. I have no idea. I believe though.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
You you're the way that you describe your vacation as entertaining,
but true, it's like no rhyme or reason.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
It just is one of the kind of things.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
But I'm glad you guys had a good time.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
I'm glad you celebrated your birthday gifted yourself a good
round of golf.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
The one thing I was pissed about is Abby did
want me to get her a what was it, a
designer purse because they're discounted at times. You can find
them on that back alleys in Mexico. Yeah, we didn't
have time, I told her. With the golf cart in
the island and directions and translate lost in translation, I
didn't have time to look for your damn Gucci bag.
Oh dang, that's my one regret of the entire vacation.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
So you don't feel bad, but you regret not getting yes, okay,
just speaking sure of following.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Be Really, you could come home with so many regrets
and whatever. I know it was nothing but what we
wanted it to be.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
And you guys have never been here before.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
We'd apply to El Carmen. We'd never been to Islamuharas.
Kang Kun had flown in there, but never just cang
cooned it. She'd done it as a girl growing up.
My families didn't really do tropical vacations. So I try
to knock him out every year.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Now, say you feel like a tropical guy? Now do
you feel like that's because you didn't have it growing up?
Speaker 1 (11:25):
I grew up in Michigan North, so I go tropics warm.
All the people that grew up in Texas, where do
they go? Iceland? You know, stuff like that. The mountains.
We talked about it on the Yeah, you're okay, so
that's fair.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
I like mountains too, and I grew up in Kansas.
I'm not much of a beach girl.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
And did you go to a mountain place in past vacations?
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Yeah, thank you, I'm not a beach girl. I've admitted that.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
I rest my case.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Okay, anything else you'd like to add from your vacation? Right?
Speaker 3 (11:54):
I was very entertained.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
I tried to give you a pretty good wrapped up
in a bow boom, there you go. You really did.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
But also you took me like multiple different directions that
I would love to go down.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
But we'd be here all day an you got time.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
No, So we're gonna take a quick break and we'll
come back and we can talk about Michigan since you're
from there, and I went there.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
A murder in Michigan. A murder in.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
Michigan, all right, So ray I didn't I didn't do
much normally when I go on vacation, like I'm out
a piece out as soon as we do, and I
go somewhere. But you know, this one was a little
different because I had had plans that had got disrupted.
I had had had had no more, and but I
(12:34):
did have one thing that was said. It was a
bachelorette trip in Michigan for my friend that's getting married
here in September.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
And it was my first time in Michigan.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
Flew into Detroit, which was cool, Like we walked in
downtown Detroit and I was having a good time. Remind
me a little bit of New Orleans in a way.
I had some jazzy vibes. There was like Cajun food,
I think because the jazz festival was happening, so I
might have got a different view.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Of Detroit playing on the buckets.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
Yeah, there was drums in the.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Street, always trying to make a dollar, and the food
was good.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
We ate like downtown and had good food.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
And then I did gunshots.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
No, I didn't hear any gunshots. All good.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
I did eat y'all's Detroit style pizza, that's what's up.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
Yeah, I didn't like it.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
Okay, thanks, I'm gonna go to Wichita. No, no, no.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
I think the reason why I was because I'm vegetarian.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
I went to KFC and had some corn from Wichitar.
It sucked.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
Hold on, let me tell you my reasoning.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
I loved the ranch that I ate at Buddy's Pizza,
which is apparently y'all's like big place there, local and
it was good, but because I'm vegetarian, it was just
a cheese pizza with sauce on top.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
It was so dry, like there was not a lot
to it.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
And I think that was because of the experience that
I had, not because of the actual pizza itself.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Yeah, the vegetarian thing maybe doesn't fly in Michigan. I
don't know. I've never heard of it. Until I met
you being vegetarian.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Yeah, okay, all right, right, well that was why I
didn't end up liking it. But I did like the
ranch that I dipped it in, and that made it
feel that made it taste better.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
It's in that area. You got your Wisconsin Michigan.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
It's everything had Wisconsin cheese.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
Hmm. That was the thing right across Lake Michigan geographically.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Yeah, so we did. I did try that and again,
I'll try it again. Maybe I need to add some
more veggies and it be a little bit different of experience.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
But I'm sorry, that's fine. What I was mad about. Actually,
what if I went to Witchita and I just go,
oh hey, I went to vacation there, girl, I could
have given you tips tricks eight mile. I could have
sent you to Eminem's Trader.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
I didn't know what our plans were. I didn't have
planned this bachelorettrop. I was just, you know, a little
guest on the trip.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
I thought you were the bachelorette. I know you were
the guests, always the bridesmaid, never the bride.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
Oh rude, that's rude.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Too soon, too soon, right, JP.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
So the next day we had a bridal shower there.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
Her family was there, and then we went off to
Lake her On.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
Is how you say it lake here On? Oh my gosh, what.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
Is that a bad lake?
Speaker 1 (15:02):
You said her On her On here On Curon? How
do you say it curon?
Speaker 2 (15:06):
Curon?
Speaker 1 (15:07):
There?
Speaker 2 (15:07):
You go?
Speaker 1 (15:08):
Sounds exactly, but it sounded so different when you said it.
You said her as in a her like, you said
it feminist. You said it her Well, it has a
u h u r o in. I can't pronunciation. Oh
my gosh, okay, how do you pronounce Michigan.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
Well, we went to that lake. We had a cabin
there and it was so cool.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
We were in the town of Lexington, like that's right
by there. And I loved the little town of Lexington.
It had all these cute little shops and we ate
a bunch of food in there. There's a really cool
deli and we walked on like the little pier. I
really felt like we were on the West Coast Ocean
based on how the all the rocks and stuff are.
But it's fresh water, yes, so you don't have like
the sea salt and the air kind of thing.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
I loved it. I loved that town.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
You got an ice cream shop you get a bicycle
a Labrador retriever. That's what it is.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
You saw the Labrador retriever.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
Yeah, there was a labrad order re tree for like
running a gift shop, and that was really cool. It
was very small town lake vibes, and I really loved it.
I got in the water once it was freezing. It
was like a cold plunge. I was like, okay, I
got it, Okay, time to get out.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
Yeah, coon was bath water Michigan. All those lakes are
cold as hell.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
Yeah, And I wonder why is that always the case?
Speaker 1 (16:21):
Y'all rich people get cold plunges, go to Michigan. It's
free Literally, I did it.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
I did like a cold plunges, like okay, shock my
body out of the water. And it was really hard,
like the waves were crashing so intensely, like I really
thought we were on the ocean. The only difference was
lack of sea salt.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Correct. So I loved it.
Speaker 3 (16:39):
I want to go back.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
That's a good analysis. That's actually almost exactly correct.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
That's me besides of the part that I didn't pronounce
it correctly.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
If you have asked me before you went, I could
have warned you about that. I'd been like, hey girl,
no sea salt hair's gonna be perfect. Or do you
like the sea salt as the curls curly swirl?
Speaker 2 (16:56):
But you know that water still made my hair curly?
Speaker 1 (16:58):
Or Megan Maroney, what does she call it? Noodle noodle?
But at the last second what she calls it?
Speaker 3 (17:02):
Yeah, I do like the noodles.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
Noodles. Her air is crazy. I'm like she must be
playing some sea place. I'm gonna start saying that because
it does.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
Look like noodles when my hair does that. It's so
freaking early. Oh man, So yeah, I loved it. Like
I want to go back to Michigan. I want to
have a full blown, like lake experience there, maybe a
little bit earlier so I can actually be out on
the water and do something on the water.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
I know how to make it work. My best friend
is Justin he's actually from Michigan.
Speaker 3 (17:31):
Are we really doing this again?
Speaker 1 (17:32):
No?
Speaker 3 (17:35):
I even told you before that you can't do this
on the podcast.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
Oh right, I do want to go back.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
So I may not have liked Detroit style pizza, but
I liked Michigan.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
Yeah. Yeah, the I mean your Chicago deep dishes. That's
the known pizza the New York Big Slice. I'd say
Detroit's almost third on the list.
Speaker 3 (17:55):
Do you like Detroit sal Pizza?
Speaker 1 (17:57):
I do. That's so it's not really offensive. I'm not.
I'm not a fan. Okay, you know, yeah, Hey, in
the world when everybody gets offended, I'm not offended. Knocked
the pizza. Okay.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
The other thing I did do on on this trip
I had. I had two things happened. One I had
a bird poop on me. Right?
Speaker 1 (18:15):
Is that good luck? I think it is? Okay, full blown.
Speaker 3 (18:18):
I went to a Nashville Sounds game.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
I took my dog Roomy, and we were like walking
in and I just feel like liquid down my arm
and I was like, what the look?
Speaker 3 (18:27):
Sure enough, bird is poop right all up on me.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
And I like was like, is that some kind of
weird time from the universe to tell me something?
Speaker 3 (18:35):
Because I've never been pooped on in my life?
Speaker 2 (18:37):
Okay, hey, okay, did you take it dirty?
Speaker 3 (18:44):
Have you ever been pooped on by a bird?
Speaker 1 (18:45):
No?
Speaker 2 (18:46):
See, no, no, Why all of a sudden am.
Speaker 3 (18:48):
I getting pooped on by a bird like that?
Speaker 1 (18:50):
Though? That's good stuff. That's when it's rain on the
wedding day. It's the pooped on by a bird that
falls into that same category of.
Speaker 3 (18:55):
Trust me, what kind of good luck do you think
it brings?
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Uh, we'll find out with Finn to find out. No crap,
no crap, no crap.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
Those one And then you know the massage therapist that
I had work on me to get my smell back
m hm.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
So she reached out to me after she saw.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
Like my posts of all the breakup stuff, and she's like,
I want to come work on you because I think
we could get some of this really like bad energy
feelings out of you.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
Do that might down just a little bit, barely bit,
barely bit perfect. There you go, behind the scenes behind it.
Speaker 3 (19:27):
Why did I do that? What happened?
Speaker 1 (19:28):
Sounds better?
Speaker 3 (19:30):
Tell you it sounds exact same.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
Okay, it's all in the ear for the truck drivers
right now, you guys going across America. No, have you
guys also heard something different? I did that for you? Okay, thanks? Right?
Speaker 2 (19:42):
But I had her come over and do this massage thing.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
Ray.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
I hadn't eaten for a week, and she told me
that your stomach in times of stress and trauma, it
literally like hides up under your rips, like will literally
like hide so you don't feel hunger pains, you don't
like have this desire to eat because it's literally not.
Speaker 3 (19:58):
Where it's supposed to be tatcha.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
So she did like a massage work on me, and
she's like, you're gonna be really hungry after this, And
sure enough, she basically like massage my stomach back down,
and my stomach just started immediately growling, like.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
Where you been, girl, Taco Bill.
Speaker 3 (20:13):
So I finally gotta eat and I've been eating ever since.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
So that was good, and like she just like, I
don't know she I got out of that massage ray
and my energy was.
Speaker 3 (20:23):
Like I was a different human being.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
That's good coming out of it.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
So much so that I went to the pool after
and a guy came up to me and was like,
I don't know why, but like your energy right now,
I love.
Speaker 3 (20:33):
Everything about it, okay, which.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
Was like also kind of weird, right, But then also
I was like, Okay, the two comparison is a little bizarre.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
I'm not sure like i'd say there's a connection, coincidence,
Maybe I go with something's happening.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
Yeah, And we and we talked. It was fun to
like talk to somebody for a little bit, but and then.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
You throw the poop in the mix. Folks, there's something
in the cosmos happening for you. Girl, there was like, uh,
what is it?
Speaker 3 (20:59):
When in retrograde? My whole life is like just in
a little bottle?
Speaker 1 (21:03):
All the freaking girls say that on Instagram. Y'all y'all
even know what it means because I don't know it.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
Hey, mercury retrograde basically means like your whole life goes
up in flames?
Speaker 1 (21:10):
Is mercurine retrograde? Greg out? Come on, y'all? What are
we all scientists? I've seen like three chicks posted.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
I don't know that I necessarily believe in all of it,
but I I can't disagree with it, Like I don't
know any different, right, All I know is that like
my life did kind of go up in flames, and like,
now weird stuff is happening to me.
Speaker 3 (21:30):
So that's all I can equate to it.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
Okay, Well, I'll get you one of those temperature thermometer
clocks and it has mercury on it, and so then
we can tell if it's in retrograde and we'll let
you know.
Speaker 3 (21:40):
Do you think that's actually gonna work? I don't know
that was a good theory though.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
Yeah, I mean, does your wife ever talk about mercury retrograde?
Speaker 1 (21:48):
No, I would divorce her.
Speaker 3 (21:49):
No, you wouldn't today, No you wouldn't.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
No, I would not.
Speaker 3 (21:53):
Probably start talking about it because she's talking about it.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
We don't talk in memes, okay, we don't do the
hawk tool and all that stuff. We talked in real life,
right country folk parables.
Speaker 3 (22:05):
No, you have your own language.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
Actually I'm not sure what it is, but it's not.
Speaker 3 (22:11):
Any of them.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
Oh my goodness.
Speaker 3 (22:13):
So yeah, that was. That was my vacation.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
And I did I, you know what, I did some
healing too, Like I'll put myself through it so I
could come out the other side.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
I saw a video you posted on Instagram of you
at the beach. Yeah, is that that was you? Did
you just like leave the bachelorette party?
Speaker 3 (22:28):
No, that was at our lake house in the morning.
Nobody was really awake or do anything.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
Yet I'm putting it all together. See, I thought you
ditched the group and just found And that's sometimes what
you have to do. Find a log, find a beach,
find some water, and you know what, let it affect
your brain and then come you know, come out on
the other end better. Yeah, you know the other girls,
they're sleeping off their hangover. You know what you're doing,
improving you.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
I was trying, you know, trying to let the just
like you said, let the waves kind of crash over
me and just move forward.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
That seagull flies over you and here comes the crap.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
Hey, oh that didn't have on me at the same place,
But that would be funny if that happened in that moment,
that would have been true, like good.
Speaker 3 (23:12):
Luck, I suppose. But yeah, no, everybody's sleeping.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
We had like a little we had stairs that like
went down to this little little beach kind of thing
at the cabin.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
That's nice. It was cute. So we have just helped
out the chamber converse for Michigan. Michigan's thing is what's
it called Michigan Blue? Pure Michigan.
Speaker 3 (23:28):
I was gonna say, you're born there. How do you
not know this?
Speaker 1 (23:30):
The signs are everywhere pure Michigan because everything they do
is so pure. And then can kum baby Chamber of Commerce.
You guys owe us big time.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
We did.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
We just got people go into both.
Speaker 3 (23:41):
Okay, we're gonna take one more quick break. We'll be
right back. Okay, Ray, I have another funny story to
share with you.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Yeah, I'm glad you saved it. They had to wait
the entire episode for it.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
So I have you heard of the Free Capital Steps
work out in Nashville.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
I have not heard of the specific naming of it,
but I know people do the inst and I'm guessing
a majority of people to post don't actually do the workout.
They just go sit on some steps and take a picture.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
Maybe listen, I went and actually did the work I
got my butt handed to me.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
Are y'all are y'all working out? Or like if I'm
actually going for a run, you know, I'm trying to
do a mile every day before the sun rises here
and kanekun or y'all just gonna get my way.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
I did see a guy there that was filming and
he did like three steps and they just showed you
know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
Like, I was like, oh, that's how that's fed.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
Listen, girl, bruh. Every morning there's people out there doing
their This girl would run ten steps and her husband
was filming her. No, I am not kidding you. This
is real life people. I said, get the f out
of my way. I have a mile to pump. You
go do your fake Instagram life over there. No joke.
(24:48):
She goes ten running steps, husband's right there filming her,
and then done and done. So there was no more
to that workout. Get out of here.
Speaker 3 (24:56):
That's exactly what I saw this contenu continue.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
I thought I was laughing really hard, but it was
a dude versus a girl, so there was Yeah.
Speaker 3 (25:05):
They basically it happens two times a week.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
This trainer puts it on and everybody can come out
and do this free workout, which it will roast you.
Like I was destroyed after my legs were short for
like four days.
Speaker 3 (25:15):
But I saw a guy there. I was like, dang,
he looks familiar.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
And then like halfway through the workout, I was like, oh,
we went on date.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
That's how I know. Cringe, And then I.
Speaker 3 (25:26):
Was like, okay, you know whatever, no big deal. We
went on like one date. But at the end of
the workout hooked up.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
Nothing, no, no, none of that happened.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
So like I think I would have remembered at that point,
we were just we went on one date.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
What do you say?
Speaker 2 (25:39):
He came up at the end and was like, hey,
good to see you, and I was like, okay, yeah, like.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
Good to see you.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
I couldn't remember his name, he couldn't remember mine because
he asked what both of them were like. It was
the weirdest situation right where I'm like, both of us
like recognized each other but couldn't place it and also
couldn't remember each other's names. Interesting, and at the end
of it, like he was like, we're going to this place,
like if you guys want to come, and I was like, yeah, cool,
I'm really tired.
Speaker 3 (26:04):
And then he was like, great to meet you.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
I'm like, so we started with nice to see you,
ended with great to meet you.
Speaker 3 (26:11):
I don't think he remembered the day either.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
Any other pleasantries. No, uh, catch it months in at
the end of the day, see you later. So let
me say this very shallow of me. Yes, it's weird
that he didn't remember a female's name. And I attribute
this to the dating scene. I would always remember girls'
names because you got to like dating, and I wasn't
dating guys at the time. Kidding, I've never dated guys,
(26:36):
so I wasn't half to if I met a dude
in a dude, I don't give a crap, what's up?
At the pool. You know what's up, bro, I don't
care your name. Girls, you have to learn their name
so you get their numbers so you can talk to
him again. Weird You guys didn't remember each other's names
usually opposite sex, it's easier. That's me. My name's Bennett.
I ain't in it, So I have no idea. Yeah,
(26:56):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
I mean I think I just like, you go on
one day. If you don't go on one after that
is kind of like out of side, out of mine thing,
you know what I mean? Yeah, And I don't really
save people's phone numbers because like, I'm not gonna have
a bunch of random one date phone numbers in my phone.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
I do. I should probably delete all those.
Speaker 3 (27:10):
Seriously, you would save all of those.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
I don't. I'd say it not one date, but I
think me and Baser have done it before where she
just pulls it up like if I do, uh Texas. No,
there's just I don't know how to delete all these.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
Yeah, I mean I have some like that say like
blank hinge, blank bumble, and I stopped doing that.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
This is my worst spring break. So it South Padre
Island and there's like twenty people and you've probably never
spoken to them again. Oh, this is so bad.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
See that's what those are the people you got to delete.
Like I went through and because I had so many
that were like blank bumble, and I was like, I'm
never gonna.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
Do who that body count?
Speaker 2 (27:49):
No, no, no, no, this is like five years ago.
Speaker 1 (27:52):
Body count.
Speaker 3 (27:53):
Fucks no, there's nothing on what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
But I would like put him in after the first day,
and I'm like, I'm not even gonna talk to him again.
Speaker 3 (28:01):
Why am I keeping a phone number?
Speaker 1 (28:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (28:03):
So I have like a threshold now where it's like
at least three dates before I add them to the
gotcha to the phone number?
Speaker 1 (28:09):
Yeah, here's dating advice, unsolicited. Maybe's let's do the h No,
that's not a good idea.
Speaker 3 (28:16):
Actually, what were you about to say?
Speaker 1 (28:18):
Aren't dates so awkward when you go to a restaurant?
That's what I was trying to get at. But then
you don't want them to know exactly where you live.
I was gonna say, you live in such a beautiful
area because I used to live near you, mm hmm,
And there's awesome ocean front restaurants. What about the walking
and the parks and the valleys. You need to do
more like that. Why the awkward thing where you both
(28:39):
need at a restaurant, sit down and stare at each
other save number? Not safe? Just keep it chill. Hey,
you want to go for a walk? Doesn't work out?
That's my advice, unsolicited.
Speaker 3 (28:48):
No, I love it.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
But then they know where you live.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
Well, but you can go to walk somewhere else. You
don't have to walk in my like, there's so many
parks around Nashville. I'm all about a walking date.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
Okay, cool, because I actually did that in Texas. It
was popular Town Lake. You just you just bounce around
and go do it? Go for a walk? Are you
feeling the person? Are you not? They don't know where
you live. You don't know where they live. You don't
know what they drive, they don't know what you drive.
You just do a walk.
Speaker 3 (29:11):
Yeah, No, I think walks are great.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
First date okay, because you would just said first date,
so then yeah, I didn't even really ever think of
it as a date. It's just like, oh, just going
for a walk. Yeah, whereas you're going to these restaurants,
it's a date. It's do I save the number? Do
I get that? It's so rigid. It's not that rigid.
Speaker 3 (29:27):
Okay, it's pretty loose.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
Actually there's I'm just more of like a casually like
I'm probably not gonna save your number until like you
actually become a part of my life in some way,
got it? Because you know, nobody needs eighty million phone
nubers and then they're never going to talk to again.
But yes, walking dates great suggestion. I think those are
a great ideas. Okay, so I'm with you. They don't
have to be rigid, ano they're clap good job.
Speaker 3 (29:49):
Thank you for the unsolicited advice.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
All right, what have you got left?
Speaker 2 (29:52):
I think that's all unless you have anything else you
want to ask. I did have an embarrassing moment lately?
Speaker 1 (29:58):
Did you have one? Why?
Speaker 3 (30:00):
I fell into a window.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
There was a bench, like a workout bench I was
trying to pick up, and it was a lot heavier
than I was anticipating, and I just like went straight
backward into the window and I like tore a hole
into my shoe.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
So wait, it was at a gym. Yeah, inside the gym.
Ye see, that's what is awkward. I was gonna say,
it's outside bench. You can get away with nobody seeing
no no, No, everybody saw it. Yeah, but it means
you were working out, you were doing the thing I was.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
But I couldn't even lift up a bench without falling
into a window.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
You can, you can recover quick from that. It's embarrassing.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
I didn't feel like I did, but I tried embarrassing, embarrassing,
and I'm kind of like broken my toe at the
same time too. What I'm telling you, I really like
did a number on myself.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
The plane vacation golf.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
I feel like you get embarrassed easily.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
I guess this, this could be could be embarrassing to
some people. So this golf course I played in Cancun
elite okay, okay, next level I paid It was four hundred.
It was a birthday present. Get off me they gave us.
Speaker 3 (31:06):
I wasn't on you, but yeah, continue.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
They gave us a discount two hundred and ten dollars.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
And so the one guy at the pro shop goes, oh,
we have these bags of balls. You have to buy them.
Because I had to get everything there. I didn't plan
on golfing there. So I buy the twelve balls. That's
enough for eighteen holes. You're not gonna lose them bro,
girl bro. When they're when I tell you, how do
you keep saying girl bro? Because when I call baser bro,
she goes, I'm gonna start calling you sis. So I
developed instead of you call guys bro, you now call
(31:33):
girls girl bro. This is like fetch.
Speaker 3 (31:36):
This is never gonna happen.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
Ray Okay, so girl bro, okay, go on what I
tell you. There was ten thousand lakes. There was ten
thousand lakes at this place in kN Kun, So there's
gonna be a lot of water balls. You're losing them.
I'm on nine, I got like three balls left. I'm
on ten, I got two, I'm on eleven, I got one,
I'm on twelve. I lose my last ball unless I'm
(31:59):
trying to go an alligator infested waters. I had to
drive all the way back to the pro shop, which
is usually in the middle. So once you start the
back end, then you're like backtracking. So I'm driving past
people and they're wondering if you're backtracking. Either you got
to go to the bathroom really bad, which you can
go in the woods, so you know it just doesn't
look good. Yeah, And so then I go to the
pro shop, I'm like, yeah, I said, I could just
(32:20):
do those twelve balls. I have to get another bag
of balls, you know, And I had to drive past
all those golfers and then all the way back again,
and so they just saw me wondering, is he's definitely
an S word golfer. That's what they could tell. You know,
there's no way, so a little embarrassing. But I was
at an exotic course. No way, I'm going to try
and just find one in the woods. I said, I
(32:40):
got to go bite the bullet, drive past these people
and get more balls, come back get to my hole.
I did, and everything was beautiful and perfect and correct.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
You had a little embarrassment with the rest of the golfers, but.
Speaker 1 (32:51):
It's golf etiquette. It's where you always fake like you're
way better than you are. So yeah, there was it
for you. I just want dude. He goes, I'm never
gonna see the guy again. And I'm chalking to him,
and he goes, all right, he played the I played
the lakes course. He played the dudes. Not that it matters.
If you go to Moon Palace then you'll know. And
so we both finished at the exact same time, which
(33:14):
kind of means were similar golfers a little bit. There
could be a score different. But if you finish at
the spot on same time as somebody, I mean, you're
both shooting kind of the same, okay, And so i'd
say I was. I don't want to be gracious. I'm
saying I shot a forty five, which isn't good at all.
You're losing. It was probably a forty. It wasn't a fifty.
(33:35):
It was in the upper forties. Okay, okay, because there
was some holes I didn't score, And so I'm upper
forties and this fool he goes, hey, what'd you shoot?
And I go, you know what, dude realized I was
on vacation. I kind of just stopped the scoring, kept
it a little bit in my head. But I don't
even know. But I kind of knew I was upper forties.
He goes, yeah, I shot a forty. There's no I mean,
(34:00):
are you on the PGA Tour. You wouldn't know. It
doesn't This number.
Speaker 2 (34:04):
Doesn't mean but it's forty good, Like for an average golfer,
is forty.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
Good pretty damn good? Because par let's say it's seventy two,
So forty and forty you double that is an eighty,
so he shot eight over par. I mean, there's guys
on PGA Tour shooting eight over par, and I'm like,
you shot a forty. Okay, buddy, But that's golf culture.
You fake like you're better than you are me going
(34:29):
back to the golf pro shop getting some balls, you know,
from Migo. Migo knew I wasn't amazing. Migo knew I
wasn't elite at an elite course. Okay, I'll hang up
and listen. So weird I shortened Amigo. Did you notice?
Speaker 3 (34:48):
Yeah, Migo, Migo, I thought that was his name.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
I shortened it. So the whole time what Amigo don't
know if that was offensive? That could have been big
dumb American.
Speaker 3 (34:58):
Yeah, that might have been. Okay, might have been because
I'm your Migo is somebody's name.
Speaker 1 (35:04):
The old time, people are thinking I'm not Migo. Who
the hell is he talking to?
Speaker 2 (35:09):
But it does also kind of sound still like you're
saying amigo, but just like quickly.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
All right, So you're telling me I offended the entire
country of Mexico in five days and four nights.
Speaker 3 (35:19):
I have a pretty safe bed that you probably did
somewhere along the line.
Speaker 1 (35:22):
Yeah, and then the women.
Speaker 2 (35:23):
I go girl, bro, girl, migo kidding, kiddy, girl, migo bro,
all the words together.
Speaker 1 (35:31):
Listen. They were sad, they were sad and we left.
Speaker 2 (35:34):
I bet they were. Ray, you you were great. You
do have your own language.
Speaker 1 (35:39):
So like girl Mega, we're off to astod as who
need us like words.
Speaker 3 (35:45):
Okay, we're gonna bounce out of here.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
Ray, thanks for coming off and talking to me, sharing
your Mexico stories.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
I never know how to say goodbye to right now.
And then in Mexico, like when we finally left, Yeah,
I didn't know any Mexican Mexicoanish words to say goodbye,
audios or whatever, but I want something powerful, so I
go bites Bonita, which is your beautiful and so like
our lady, I was like, S Bonita, It's like it's
(36:13):
probably not a great outro, just like right now, I
don't know how to outro this.
Speaker 3 (36:17):
You can, I mean, you can use that austro if
you want.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
That's an interesting woman.
Speaker 2 (36:20):
But let me like, have you share your shout outs
where people can find you?
Speaker 1 (36:23):
Listen to you first, U S listeners s Bonita, Bobby
Bones show Monday through Friday five today crap really? And
then Sore Losers podcast. You can check it on the
YouTube and also all the places you listen Sison ray
Mundo on Instagram and x if anybody still.
Speaker 2 (36:42):
Does that, Okay, and and you Yeah, you can follow
me out well, girl Morgan, I have a new podcast
out called Take This Personally. This past week I had
all my good friend Julia Cole. She talked about breaking
off her engagement. I talked about the breakup probably the
last time we are hey. As Ray said, I did
a cold lunch, moving forward, let the waves crash overy,
(37:03):
and that's that's it for me.
Speaker 1 (37:05):
So Ray end us out on.
Speaker 3 (37:07):
Your your best migo comment.
Speaker 1 (37:12):
Yeah, I was actually in the podcast today. I was
going to try to integrate Take That Personally. Now you remembered, No,
I just remembered, so that would have been funny. Just
remembered I was gonna do that and then yeah, so
this is how I ended it. So yeah, our lady,
she was basically our waitress the whole. When we went
to breakfast, she was our waitress. Okay, I mean she
(37:33):
fed us enough mimosas to float a boat.
Speaker 3 (37:35):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (37:35):
She was a great waitress, amazing and so attentive, so sweet,
tipping her every day. I think we threw her five
ones a final day, I mean, just blessing her life.
Speaker 3 (37:45):
Five ones.
Speaker 1 (37:46):
Yeah, but didn't have the outro, and so I just go,
I was great, good morning, you know, everything was perfect.
And then I just go see naditas amost me us,
Susan Sinson, ray Mundo as vomo, signoritas autoboose s aeroplane.
And then I look at her and I just didn't
(38:07):
have the outro, and I go, signoritas bonita.
Speaker 3 (38:11):
That's it by everybody.
Speaker 1 (38:13):
Beautiful and she'll never see us again. But that's not
the outro I needed.
Speaker 3 (38:17):
No, that was perfect, that was great, but then she
was sad.
Speaker 1 (38:20):
That's what I'm saying. Even though it was a big
dumb American, I feel like we affected her way in
our life in a good way. But like the out
the goodbye was so bad, just like it is right now.
Speaker 2 (38:30):
It was great, but then you just try to recover.
Speaker 1 (38:32):
It with nothing.
Speaker 2 (38:33):
You should just let it be, just say it, and
that's just what we.
Speaker 1 (38:36):
End on s Bonita and then hugs and no, just
say I needed one damn goodbye word for Mexico. Hey, audios,
But that's what everybody says.
Speaker 2 (38:46):
I can just do it ude do like a good
because there's no other word of goodbye in Spanish.
Speaker 1 (38:51):
That's what I'm saying. I still haven't learned the goodbye word.
That's like a powerful piece out and it's still in
the moment, and I.
Speaker 2 (38:57):
Still will what's peace out?
Speaker 1 (39:00):
Up? Say peace out in Spanish?
Speaker 2 (39:02):
This is what I've never seen you so upset about
something because it's still affecting me two weeks.
Speaker 1 (39:07):
Pause, Fierra, there you go, Pause Fierra.
Speaker 3 (39:10):
I don't know if that's pronounced correctly.
Speaker 1 (39:12):
Alright, Sinson, ray Mundo, s Morgan, estadosunidos. Pause, Fiana. That's
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The Best Bits of the Week with Morgan Part one
behind a scene with a member of the show.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
What's Up, everybody? Welcome to the Best Bits. I am
joined by Ray Mundo this weekend.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
What Up?
Speaker 3 (00:14):
How you feeling over there?
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Ray?
Speaker 1 (00:15):
I felt like I was a little too close to
the mic, but I do have the mic screen. I'm
an audio engineer, so sometimes I'm a perfectionist. People don't
know that.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
You know, that might be the first time I've ever
heard you call yourself an audio engineer.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
It's in my contract, I know, but like you never
go by that.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
I feel like you go by producer sometimes. But I
don't feel like I've ever heard you say I'm an
audio engineer.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Just it sounds way too I was on in vacation.
It may be foreshadowing if we were going to talk
about vacation, but.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Yeah, we are.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Some guy told me that he was a biochemical engineer
or something. He told me, And what where do you
go with that? What are you talking about? What do
you want?
Speaker 2 (00:48):
So it's a biology and then chemical. Like i'd break
it down. I'd be like, so there's an engineer, there's biology,
and there's chemical.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
I didn't break it down. I was on a boat
drinking Medellos.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Okay, well, okay, before we get into vacation, Just so
you guys know, on Best Bits Part two, if you
want to catch up on the show, some things that
you're going to see over there. John Party came by
the studio. We did a draft of the best TV Characters.
Bobby had a really bad vacation experience. Lunchbox asked a
favor of Bobby. Also, speaking of Lunchbox, his wife does
something questionable on a hike, and Bobby's headed to Oklahoma
(01:23):
for a Toby Keith tribute. And also I had a
sketching gas station moment. But let's get into it right.
Let's talk about our vacations. Tell me all about Mexico.
I want everything, Michigan Murder.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Was that your Tea's there? Michigan Murder?
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Yeah, later, but I want to hear about Mexico.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
First, Mexico, we were going to go to Vegas, ended
up switching it up a little hot.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Wait you went to Vegas, No, we're going to and
then you went to Mexic When did that happen?
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Weeks before you can do with Southwest with the points
or you don't lose money so we.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Just traded the the location.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
We weren't feeling the gambling thing. We're trying to cut
back on costs a little bit. And it was my birthday,
So what am I going to do? Go gamble my
birthday present? Oh I lost my money. Oh that was
a great birthday. I'm negative. That's a great start to
thirty nine. So we ended up doing the Cane Kuon Yeah,
Isla Muherez route. Oh yeah, it was pretty dope, and
(02:14):
we did that as kind of a birthday as well.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Okay, so what all did you guys do out there?
Was it like a drinking trip? Did you go on
some excursions.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
The opposite of a drinking trip? So I actually set
out and made a goal where I was gonna run
a mile every day before the sun came up? Did you?
And I did nice. The one day I didn't is
when I went golf and went and golfed, and I
did golf before the sun came up, So technically I
stuck by my promise to myself.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Well, and you probably walked a mile. I would imagine
golfing easily.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
It was a nice course I ever played in my life,
and it was also part of my birthday present. So
it's typical stuff we wouldn't do. But hell, you're thirty
nine once, let's can coon it. Let's do a golf course.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
So did you go golfing by yourself?
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Or did Laura join you?
Speaker 1 (02:55):
I begged her, I said, hey, you come be a
drink girl. But she didn't join me. And but no,
I just said, it wasn't a drinking trip. There was
no cart girls out there, so for eighteen holes, I
barely had water, much less something to drink. I'm like, guys,
can I get a corona? What is happening? It was
a drinking trip? Right, Well, when you're golfing, you like
to have a little swing loub is what it's called swinglube?
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Are you the only one who calls it that?
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Everybody calls it that? Okay?
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Was it?
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Sure?
Speaker 1 (03:21):
But we started at the airport. Okay, drinks there, be
careful because they love big dumb Americans. And me and
my wife have it emblazoned across our chests, her chest
a little bit bigger than mine, not being a dirty
And the thing is that they charge us eighty dollars
for a drink because guess what we have American dollars
and we're idiots.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
They show us the menu and it says something twenty dollars.
The guy points to a mango drink. We said, sure,
we want a mango drink. We're in Cancun. He pointed
to the mango Premium, Platinum, Patron highest shelf. Correct, but
we just thought it was the flavor. He was talking
about the quality of the vodka. Hit us right away
with that. That was not the best start to the trip.
Our room ended up being this is the bad part.
(04:02):
The room started being delayed hour two hours ended up
being four hours. Oh. Laura goes to the room because
on her phone the app Wi Fi was absolute pimp
so we could text everybody do whatever we wanted. And
she sees the rooms available. All right, we go to
the room. She actually goes to the room. It's not available.
There was a glitch in the system. So she walked
in this resort they do Luke Bryan's crash my plaia.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Oh so isn't it all inclusive resort?
Speaker 1 (04:25):
It is massive. She walks there, room was not ready.
We go to the lobby, vocabulary burial service, annihilate the
staff in a very polite way, American, big dumb American way.
We get a penthouse pool side room upgrade day. So
that's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Okay, so that went from bad to best.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
It did, and it was great. Yeah. We did the
perfect amount of drinks every day, maybe one I got
a little wobbly on about a Tuesday ish. The it
was pool. It was pool drinking. You're drinking the mud
slides we had. There was one that was called a
Banana chocolate or something, and so you had the banana
flavor to it, similar to the mudslide, and then we
crossed over to the mudslide. Didn't really do beer. Bazer
(05:06):
looked online. She loves doing the Facebook reviews, and so
we had a Bob Marley and it was a green,
orange yellow drink. She rocked about ten.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Of those over the okay, the Bob Marley's.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
And then we decided to split it up. So we
did pool two days and then we went to islamuharas
probably not pronouncing it correctly, so go to Google translate,
and we did the boat we did. You go to
some port, I don't know, doc whatever you want to
call it, and you go over It's a twenty minute ride.
The waters crystal clear, bluest blue. We weren't in the
hotel zone, so ours at our beach wasn't the prettiest.
(05:39):
But Isla Mouhara's disgusting.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
So that this Isla maharais that you're saying, what is it?
The rocks like giant rocks and you kind of go
through them. Am I thinking of the right place?
Speaker 1 (05:49):
I don't know, but all I know it said island
and that you can get golf carts, which we did
and went around it. It's a two and a half
hour time period where we had I'm.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Not thinking of the right place, but yes, please continue,
and then.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
We hit the golf carts and it was dope, we're rocking.
I mean, we're Did you hang.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Out in one of these little tiki hut looking things?
Speaker 1 (06:09):
No. They actually took us to one spot where I
just talked to a couple of Americans. The one dude goes, yeah,
I opened up Airbnb is dope here And I got
an amstell light because I was driving the golf cart,
so I was trying to keep it, you know, under
two drinks, okay, and so I got chilling basers in
the water. The water's just bathwater dope, turquoise awesome. And
then they took us to another location, which was downtown
(06:32):
is Lu Muhara's and it's hey, I mean were there
was left and right. There's nobody speaking American. It's just us.
And it was honestly a little terrifying, but yeah, we
made it in and out, barely made the deadline. Went
and got a Caesadia five minutes before the boat took off.
And I told the dude, I speak Spanish because I
(06:52):
went to Costa Rica for a summer, So I said, uh,
this is a verbatim what I said. I go, oh,
I mean, I've almost seen eat as rapido as auto
auto boost, taxi as de porto as pabnutos. Tell me
at thirty minutes and do he had that case Doa
and Nacho's bell Grande from Taco Bell.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Rock in the Taco beller wasn't like a local taco
bell basically.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Okay, right on the beach. It was so good, that's
so funny. I asked him, I go, how much do
I owe you? And he I believe he said twenty
twenty five something To give him thirty and I gave
him the tip, and I mean I think I I
just paid for his kids college or something because he
Amigo Grassis Garassi's a matter whatever the blessings. You know.
It's like, I.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Really can't tell if your Spanish is good or you're
just really good at adding.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
The accent on it. That's how I talk Spanish.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
Though, I know, but I can't tell.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
It's like real, you know, when people say, like, oh,
the window, like you know what I mean where they're
try and say it, but they're not actually saying a
Spanish word.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
I'm saying Spanish words. I can't tell. And so it
goes Amigo Grassius as senorita. She's pretty amazing, beautiful estatus
anitos Americans. And so then we rocked and he got
us out, and the lady goes, we're leaving for the
port right now, you got and she meets us in
the street. That's how cutting it close. We were.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
Yeah, you guys were partying it up.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Ka Zidia burnt the entire roof of my mouth, burnt
my face off. But he got us fed, Okay. But
then yeah, back to the resort. Did the golf course
Mimosa's I hate that I led with It wasn't a
drinking trip because I did my running, but I mean
we were crushing Mimosa's at the end of the day.
We would always canceled.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
Out the drinking with your running, so it works good.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
And we uh Espresso Martini's. Yeah, Oh my gosh, dude.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
Okay, so wait, I here's what I'm hearing.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Mimosa's in the morning, mud slide, Bob Marley during the day,
and then in the evening Espresso Martini's.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Hammock nap include that a little bit of cable. I
was watching the Sports Center, you know, and it was
in Spanish. I understood every minute of it. Did you. No,
It's tough, but the highlights are still the same, those translated.
And then we did the dinners at night, we did
a couple shows. Baser went to a karaoke night and
you didn't go to the It was my final night,
(09:01):
and I was so tired because I played golf. I'd
been running every morning.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
So you made her go to a karaoke night by yourself.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Didn't start like that. She was chilling in the lobby
and I said, Hey, for whatever reason, my body's just
shutting down on me. I'm gonna go lay down and
it's just one of those. It's final night, five days,
four nights. The water, the food, I'd been eating like crap,
I've been drinking like crap. I was exhausted. And she's
text me and she was chilling at the show, and
she goes, it's so awesome, you got to come. And
(09:28):
I said, my body physically can't. That's how hot, that's
how hard I vacationed. Dang, you did vacation hard. But
I wasn't hungover anything for the flight, made it through customs,
did all that. But talk about relaxing, rejuvenating, resurging. The
Sisson Master is back, bigger, faster, better than ever before.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
I don't feel like with all those drinks, though, that
you truly got reju in.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Well, we didn't really meet anybody else, so it's not
like we were trying to out drink and do all
that stuff. You know, the frat climate. When you meet
people on a vacation, you just start pounding drinks. It
wasn't that weird chilling. I'd bring a mag into the pool.
We had music, should do her headphones, I'd mine. It
was great, and she brought floaties. I just go float around.
She'd bring me to drink as I'm going by. Some
(10:09):
little twelve year old Migo wanted to play football. I
played football with the kid for three hours. I think
I adopted him. I have no idea. I believe though.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
You you're the way that you describe your vacation as entertaining,
but true, it's like no rhyme or reason.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
It just is one of the kind of things.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
But I'm glad you guys had a good time.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
I'm glad you celebrated your birthday gifted yourself a good
round of golf.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
The one thing I was pissed about is Abby did
want me to get her a what was it, a
designer purse because they're discounted at times. You can find
them on that back alleys in Mexico. Yeah, we didn't
have time, I told her. With the golf cart in
the island and directions and translate lost in translation, I
didn't have time to look for your damn Gucci bag.
Oh dang, that's my one regret of the entire vacation.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
So you don't feel bad, but you regret not getting yes, okay,
just speaking sure of following.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Be Really, you could come home with so many regrets
and whatever. I know it was nothing but what we
wanted it to be.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
And you guys have never been here before.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
We'd apply to El Carmen. We'd never been to Islamuharas.
Kang Kun had flown in there, but never just cang
cooned it. She'd done it as a girl growing up.
My families didn't really do tropical vacations. So I try
to knock him out every year.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Now, say you feel like a tropical guy? Now do
you feel like that's because you didn't have it growing up?
Speaker 1 (11:25):
I grew up in Michigan North, so I go tropics warm.
All the people that grew up in Texas, where do
they go? Iceland? You know, stuff like that. The mountains.
We talked about it on the Yeah, you're okay, so
that's fair.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
I like mountains too, and I grew up in Kansas.
I'm not much of a beach girl.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
And did you go to a mountain place in past vacations?
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Yeah, thank you, I'm not a beach girl. I've admitted that.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
I rest my case.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Okay, anything else you'd like to add from your vacation? Right?
Speaker 3 (11:54):
I was very entertained.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
I tried to give you a pretty good wrapped up
in a bow boom, there you go. You really did.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
But also you took me like multiple different directions that
I would love to go down.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
But we'd be here all day an you got time.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
No, So we're gonna take a quick break and we'll
come back and we can talk about Michigan since you're
from there, and I went there.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
A murder in Michigan. A murder in.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
Michigan, all right, So ray I didn't I didn't do
much normally when I go on vacation, like I'm out
a piece out as soon as we do, and I
go somewhere. But you know, this one was a little
different because I had had plans that had got disrupted.
I had had had had no more, and but I
(12:34):
did have one thing that was said. It was a
bachelorette trip in Michigan for my friend that's getting married
here in September.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
And it was my first time in Michigan.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
Flew into Detroit, which was cool, Like we walked in
downtown Detroit and I was having a good time. Remind
me a little bit of New Orleans in a way.
I had some jazzy vibes. There was like Cajun food,
I think because the jazz festival was happening, so I
might have got a different view.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Of Detroit playing on the buckets.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
Yeah, there was drums in the.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Street, always trying to make a dollar, and the food
was good.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
We ate like downtown and had good food.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
And then I did gunshots.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
No, I didn't hear any gunshots. All good.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
I did eat y'all's Detroit style pizza, that's what's up.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
Yeah, I didn't like it.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
Okay, thanks, I'm gonna go to Wichita. No, no, no.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
I think the reason why I was because I'm vegetarian.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
I went to KFC and had some corn from Wichitar.
It sucked.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
Hold on, let me tell you my reasoning.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
I loved the ranch that I ate at Buddy's Pizza,
which is apparently y'all's like big place there, local and
it was good, but because I'm vegetarian, it was just
a cheese pizza with sauce on top.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
It was so dry, like there was not a lot
to it.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
And I think that was because of the experience that
I had, not because of the actual pizza itself.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Yeah, the vegetarian thing maybe doesn't fly in Michigan. I
don't know. I've never heard of it. Until I met
you being vegetarian.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Yeah, okay, all right, right, well that was why I
didn't end up liking it. But I did like the
ranch that I dipped it in, and that made it
feel that made it taste better.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
It's in that area. You got your Wisconsin Michigan.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
It's everything had Wisconsin cheese.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
Hmm. That was the thing right across Lake Michigan geographically.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Yeah, so we did. I did try that and again,
I'll try it again. Maybe I need to add some
more veggies and it be a little bit different of experience.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
But I'm sorry, that's fine. What I was mad about. Actually,
what if I went to Witchita and I just go,
oh hey, I went to vacation there, girl, I could
have given you tips tricks eight mile. I could have
sent you to Eminem's Trader.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
I didn't know what our plans were. I didn't have
planned this bachelorettrop. I was just, you know, a little
guest on the trip.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
I thought you were the bachelorette. I know you were
the guests, always the bridesmaid, never the bride.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
Oh rude, that's rude.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Too soon, too soon, right, JP.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
So the next day we had a bridal shower there.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
Her family was there, and then we went off to
Lake her On.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
Is how you say it lake here On? Oh my gosh, what.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
Is that a bad lake?
Speaker 1 (15:02):
You said her On her On here On Curon? How
do you say it curon?
Speaker 2 (15:06):
Curon?
Speaker 1 (15:07):
There?
Speaker 2 (15:07):
You go?
Speaker 1 (15:08):
Sounds exactly, but it sounded so different when you said it.
You said her as in a her like, you said
it feminist. You said it her Well, it has a
u h u r o in. I can't pronunciation. Oh
my gosh, okay, how do you pronounce Michigan.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
Well, we went to that lake. We had a cabin
there and it was so cool.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
We were in the town of Lexington, like that's right
by there. And I loved the little town of Lexington.
It had all these cute little shops and we ate
a bunch of food in there. There's a really cool
deli and we walked on like the little pier. I
really felt like we were on the West Coast Ocean
based on how the all the rocks and stuff are.
But it's fresh water, yes, so you don't have like
the sea salt and the air kind of thing.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
I loved it. I loved that town.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
You got an ice cream shop you get a bicycle
a Labrador retriever. That's what it is.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
You saw the Labrador retriever.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
Yeah, there was a labrad order re tree for like
running a gift shop, and that was really cool. It
was very small town lake vibes, and I really loved it.
I got in the water once it was freezing. It
was like a cold plunge. I was like, okay, I
got it, Okay, time to get out.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
Yeah, coon was bath water Michigan. All those lakes are
cold as hell.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
Yeah, And I wonder why is that always the case?
Speaker 1 (16:21):
Y'all rich people get cold plunges, go to Michigan. It's
free Literally, I did it.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
I did like a cold plunges, like okay, shock my
body out of the water. And it was really hard,
like the waves were crashing so intensely, like I really
thought we were on the ocean. The only difference was
lack of sea salt.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Correct. So I loved it.
Speaker 3 (16:39):
I want to go back.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
That's a good analysis. That's actually almost exactly correct.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
That's me besides of the part that I didn't pronounce
it correctly.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
If you have asked me before you went, I could
have warned you about that. I'd been like, hey girl,
no sea salt hair's gonna be perfect. Or do you
like the sea salt as the curls curly swirl?
Speaker 2 (16:56):
But you know that water still made my hair curly?
Speaker 1 (16:58):
Or Megan Maroney, what does she call it? Noodle noodle?
But at the last second what she calls it?
Speaker 3 (17:02):
Yeah, I do like the noodles.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
Noodles. Her air is crazy. I'm like she must be
playing some sea place. I'm gonna start saying that because
it does.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
Look like noodles when my hair does that. It's so
freaking early. Oh man, So yeah, I loved it. Like
I want to go back to Michigan. I want to
have a full blown, like lake experience there, maybe a
little bit earlier so I can actually be out on
the water and do something on the water.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
I know how to make it work. My best friend
is Justin he's actually from Michigan.
Speaker 3 (17:31):
Are we really doing this again?
Speaker 1 (17:32):
No?
Speaker 3 (17:35):
I even told you before that you can't do this
on the podcast.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
Oh right, I do want to go back.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
So I may not have liked Detroit style pizza, but
I liked Michigan.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
Yeah. Yeah, the I mean your Chicago deep dishes. That's
the known pizza the New York Big Slice. I'd say
Detroit's almost third on the list.
Speaker 3 (17:55):
Do you like Detroit sal Pizza?
Speaker 1 (17:57):
I do. That's so it's not really offensive. I'm not.
I'm not a fan. Okay, you know, yeah, Hey, in
the world when everybody gets offended, I'm not offended. Knocked
the pizza. Okay.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
The other thing I did do on on this trip
I had. I had two things happened. One I had
a bird poop on me. Right?
Speaker 1 (18:15):
Is that good luck? I think it is? Okay, full blown.
Speaker 3 (18:18):
I went to a Nashville Sounds game.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
I took my dog Roomy, and we were like walking
in and I just feel like liquid down my arm
and I was like, what the look?
Speaker 3 (18:27):
Sure enough, bird is poop right all up on me.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
And I like was like, is that some kind of
weird time from the universe to tell me something?
Speaker 3 (18:35):
Because I've never been pooped on in my life?
Speaker 2 (18:37):
Okay, hey, okay, did you take it dirty?
Speaker 3 (18:44):
Have you ever been pooped on by a bird?
Speaker 1 (18:45):
No?
Speaker 2 (18:46):
See, no, no, Why all of a sudden am.
Speaker 3 (18:48):
I getting pooped on by a bird like that?
Speaker 1 (18:50):
Though? That's good stuff. That's when it's rain on the
wedding day. It's the pooped on by a bird that
falls into that same category of.
Speaker 3 (18:55):
Trust me, what kind of good luck do you think
it brings?
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Uh, we'll find out with Finn to find out. No crap,
no crap, no crap.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
Those one And then you know the massage therapist that
I had work on me to get my smell back
m hm.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
So she reached out to me after she saw.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
Like my posts of all the breakup stuff, and she's like,
I want to come work on you because I think
we could get some of this really like bad energy
feelings out of you.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
Do that might down just a little bit, barely bit,
barely bit perfect. There you go, behind the scenes behind it.
Speaker 3 (19:27):
Why did I do that? What happened?
Speaker 1 (19:28):
Sounds better?
Speaker 3 (19:30):
Tell you it sounds exact same.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
Okay, it's all in the ear for the truck drivers
right now, you guys going across America. No, have you
guys also heard something different? I did that for you? Okay, thanks? Right?
Speaker 2 (19:42):
But I had her come over and do this massage thing.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
Ray.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
I hadn't eaten for a week, and she told me
that your stomach in times of stress and trauma, it
literally like hides up under your rips, like will literally
like hide so you don't feel hunger pains, you don't
like have this desire to eat because it's literally not.
Speaker 3 (19:58):
Where it's supposed to be tatcha.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
So she did like a massage work on me, and
she's like, you're gonna be really hungry after this, And
sure enough, she basically like massage my stomach back down,
and my stomach just started immediately growling, like.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
Where you been, girl, Taco Bill.
Speaker 3 (20:13):
So I finally gotta eat and I've been eating ever since.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
So that was good, and like she just like, I
don't know she I got out of that massage ray
and my energy was.
Speaker 3 (20:23):
Like I was a different human being.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
That's good coming out of it.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
So much so that I went to the pool after
and a guy came up to me and was like,
I don't know why, but like your energy right now,
I love.
Speaker 3 (20:33):
Everything about it, okay, which.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
Was like also kind of weird, right, But then also
I was like, Okay, the two comparison is a little bizarre.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
I'm not sure like i'd say there's a connection, coincidence,
Maybe I go with something's happening.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
Yeah, And we and we talked. It was fun to
like talk to somebody for a little bit, but and then.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
You throw the poop in the mix. Folks, there's something
in the cosmos happening for you. Girl, there was like, uh,
what is it?
Speaker 3 (20:59):
When in retrograde? My whole life is like just in
a little bottle?
Speaker 1 (21:03):
All the freaking girls say that on Instagram. Y'all y'all
even know what it means because I don't know it.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
Hey, mercury retrograde basically means like your whole life goes
up in flames?
Speaker 1 (21:10):
Is mercurine retrograde? Greg out? Come on, y'all? What are
we all scientists? I've seen like three chicks posted.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
I don't know that I necessarily believe in all of it,
but I I can't disagree with it, Like I don't
know any different, right, All I know is that like
my life did kind of go up in flames, and like,
now weird stuff is happening to me.
Speaker 3 (21:30):
So that's all I can equate to it.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
Okay, Well, I'll get you one of those temperature thermometer
clocks and it has mercury on it, and so then
we can tell if it's in retrograde and we'll let
you know.
Speaker 3 (21:40):
Do you think that's actually gonna work? I don't know
that was a good theory though.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
Yeah, I mean, does your wife ever talk about mercury retrograde?
Speaker 1 (21:48):
No, I would divorce her.
Speaker 3 (21:49):
No, you wouldn't today, No you wouldn't.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
No, I would not.
Speaker 3 (21:53):
Probably start talking about it because she's talking about it.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
We don't talk in memes, okay, we don't do the
hawk tool and all that stuff. We talked in real life,
right country folk parables.
Speaker 3 (22:05):
No, you have your own language.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
Actually I'm not sure what it is, but it's not.
Speaker 3 (22:11):
Any of them.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
Oh my goodness.
Speaker 3 (22:13):
So yeah, that was. That was my vacation.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
And I did I, you know what, I did some
healing too, Like I'll put myself through it so I
could come out the other side.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
I saw a video you posted on Instagram of you
at the beach. Yeah, is that that was you? Did
you just like leave the bachelorette party?
Speaker 3 (22:28):
No, that was at our lake house in the morning.
Nobody was really awake or do anything.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
Yet I'm putting it all together. See, I thought you
ditched the group and just found And that's sometimes what
you have to do. Find a log, find a beach,
find some water, and you know what, let it affect
your brain and then come you know, come out on
the other end better. Yeah, you know the other girls,
they're sleeping off their hangover. You know what you're doing,
improving you.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
I was trying, you know, trying to let the just
like you said, let the waves kind of crash over
me and just move forward.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
That seagull flies over you and here comes the crap.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
Hey, oh that didn't have on me at the same place,
But that would be funny if that happened in that moment,
that would have been true, like good.
Speaker 3 (23:12):
Luck, I suppose. But yeah, no, everybody's sleeping.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
We had like a little we had stairs that like
went down to this little little beach kind of thing
at the cabin.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
That's nice. It was cute. So we have just helped
out the chamber converse for Michigan. Michigan's thing is what's
it called Michigan Blue? Pure Michigan.
Speaker 3 (23:28):
I was gonna say, you're born there. How do you
not know this?
Speaker 1 (23:30):
The signs are everywhere pure Michigan because everything they do
is so pure. And then can kum baby Chamber of Commerce.
You guys owe us big time.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
We did.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
We just got people go into both.
Speaker 3 (23:41):
Okay, we're gonna take one more quick break. We'll be
right back. Okay, Ray, I have another funny story to
share with you.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Yeah, I'm glad you saved it. They had to wait
the entire episode for it.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
So I have you heard of the Free Capital Steps
work out in Nashville.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
I have not heard of the specific naming of it,
but I know people do the inst and I'm guessing
a majority of people to post don't actually do the workout.
They just go sit on some steps and take a picture.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
Maybe listen, I went and actually did the work I
got my butt handed to me.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
Are y'all are y'all working out? Or like if I'm
actually going for a run, you know, I'm trying to
do a mile every day before the sun rises here
and kanekun or y'all just gonna get my way.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
I did see a guy there that was filming and
he did like three steps and they just showed you
know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
Like, I was like, oh, that's how that's fed.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
Listen, girl, bruh. Every morning there's people out there doing
their This girl would run ten steps and her husband
was filming her. No, I am not kidding you. This
is real life people. I said, get the f out
of my way. I have a mile to pump. You
go do your fake Instagram life over there. No joke.
(24:48):
She goes ten running steps, husband's right there filming her,
and then done and done. So there was no more
to that workout. Get out of here.
Speaker 3 (24:56):
That's exactly what I saw this contenu continue.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
I thought I was laughing really hard, but it was
a dude versus a girl, so there was Yeah.
Speaker 3 (25:05):
They basically it happens two times a week.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
This trainer puts it on and everybody can come out
and do this free workout, which it will roast you.
Like I was destroyed after my legs were short for
like four days.
Speaker 3 (25:15):
But I saw a guy there. I was like, dang,
he looks familiar.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
And then like halfway through the workout, I was like, oh,
we went on date.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
That's how I know. Cringe, And then I.
Speaker 3 (25:26):
Was like, okay, you know whatever, no big deal. We
went on like one date. But at the end of
the workout hooked up.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
Nothing, no, no, none of that happened.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
So like I think I would have remembered at that point,
we were just we went on one date.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
What do you say?
Speaker 2 (25:39):
He came up at the end and was like, hey,
good to see you, and I was like, okay, yeah, like.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
Good to see you.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
I couldn't remember his name, he couldn't remember mine because
he asked what both of them were like. It was
the weirdest situation right where I'm like, both of us
like recognized each other but couldn't place it and also
couldn't remember each other's names. Interesting, and at the end
of it, like he was like, we're going to this place,
like if you guys want to come, and I was like, yeah, cool,
I'm really tired.
Speaker 3 (26:04):
And then he was like, great to meet you.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
I'm like, so we started with nice to see you,
ended with great to meet you.
Speaker 3 (26:11):
I don't think he remembered the day either.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
Any other pleasantries. No, uh, catch it months in at
the end of the day, see you later. So let
me say this very shallow of me. Yes, it's weird
that he didn't remember a female's name. And I attribute
this to the dating scene. I would always remember girls'
names because you got to like dating, and I wasn't
dating guys at the time. Kidding, I've never dated guys,
(26:36):
so I wasn't half to if I met a dude
in a dude, I don't give a crap, what's up?
At the pool. You know what's up, bro, I don't
care your name. Girls, you have to learn their name
so you get their numbers so you can talk to
him again. Weird You guys didn't remember each other's names
usually opposite sex, it's easier. That's me. My name's Bennett.
I ain't in it, So I have no idea. Yeah,
(26:56):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
I mean I think I just like, you go on
one day. If you don't go on one after that
is kind of like out of side, out of mine thing,
you know what I mean? Yeah, And I don't really
save people's phone numbers because like, I'm not gonna have
a bunch of random one date phone numbers in my phone.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
I do. I should probably delete all those.
Speaker 3 (27:10):
Seriously, you would save all of those.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
I don't. I'd say it not one date, but I
think me and Baser have done it before where she
just pulls it up like if I do, uh Texas. No,
there's just I don't know how to delete all these.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
Yeah, I mean I have some like that say like
blank hinge, blank bumble, and I stopped doing that.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
This is my worst spring break. So it South Padre
Island and there's like twenty people and you've probably never
spoken to them again. Oh, this is so bad.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
See that's what those are the people you got to delete.
Like I went through and because I had so many
that were like blank bumble, and I was like, I'm
never gonna.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
Do who that body count?
Speaker 2 (27:49):
No, no, no, no, this is like five years ago.
Speaker 1 (27:52):
Body count.
Speaker 3 (27:53):
Fucks no, there's nothing on what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
But I would like put him in after the first day,
and I'm like, I'm not even gonna talk to him again.
Speaker 3 (28:01):
Why am I keeping a phone number?
Speaker 1 (28:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (28:03):
So I have like a threshold now where it's like
at least three dates before I add them to the
gotcha to the phone number?
Speaker 1 (28:09):
Yeah, here's dating advice, unsolicited. Maybe's let's do the h No,
that's not a good idea.
Speaker 3 (28:16):
Actually, what were you about to say?
Speaker 1 (28:18):
Aren't dates so awkward when you go to a restaurant?
That's what I was trying to get at. But then
you don't want them to know exactly where you live.
I was gonna say, you live in such a beautiful
area because I used to live near you, mm hmm,
And there's awesome ocean front restaurants. What about the walking
and the parks and the valleys. You need to do
more like that. Why the awkward thing where you both
(28:39):
need at a restaurant, sit down and stare at each
other save number? Not safe? Just keep it chill. Hey,
you want to go for a walk? Doesn't work out?
That's my advice, unsolicited.
Speaker 3 (28:48):
No, I love it.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
But then they know where you live.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
Well, but you can go to walk somewhere else. You
don't have to walk in my like, there's so many
parks around Nashville. I'm all about a walking date.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
Okay, cool, because I actually did that in Texas. It
was popular Town Lake. You just you just bounce around
and go do it? Go for a walk? Are you
feeling the person? Are you not? They don't know where
you live. You don't know where they live. You don't
know what they drive, they don't know what you drive.
You just do a walk.
Speaker 3 (29:11):
Yeah, No, I think walks are great.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
First date okay, because you would just said first date,
so then yeah, I didn't even really ever think of
it as a date. It's just like, oh, just going
for a walk. Yeah, whereas you're going to these restaurants,
it's a date. It's do I save the number? Do
I get that? It's so rigid. It's not that rigid.
Speaker 3 (29:27):
Okay, it's pretty loose.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
Actually there's I'm just more of like a casually like
I'm probably not gonna save your number until like you
actually become a part of my life in some way,
got it? Because you know, nobody needs eighty million phone
nubers and then they're never going to talk to again.
But yes, walking dates great suggestion. I think those are
a great ideas. Okay, so I'm with you. They don't
have to be rigid, ano they're clap good job.
Speaker 3 (29:49):
Thank you for the unsolicited advice.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
All right, what have you got left?
Speaker 2 (29:52):
I think that's all unless you have anything else you
want to ask. I did have an embarrassing moment lately?
Speaker 1 (29:58):
Did you have one? Why?
Speaker 3 (30:00):
I fell into a window.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
There was a bench, like a workout bench I was
trying to pick up, and it was a lot heavier
than I was anticipating, and I just like went straight
backward into the window and I like tore a hole
into my shoe.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
So wait, it was at a gym. Yeah, inside the gym.
Ye see, that's what is awkward. I was gonna say,
it's outside bench. You can get away with nobody seeing
no no, No, everybody saw it. Yeah, but it means
you were working out, you were doing the thing I was.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
But I couldn't even lift up a bench without falling
into a window.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
You can, you can recover quick from that. It's embarrassing.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
I didn't feel like I did, but I tried embarrassing, embarrassing,
and I'm kind of like broken my toe at the
same time too. What I'm telling you, I really like
did a number on myself.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
The plane vacation golf.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
I feel like you get embarrassed easily.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
I guess this, this could be could be embarrassing to
some people. So this golf course I played in Cancun
elite okay, okay, next level I paid It was four hundred.
It was a birthday present. Get off me they gave us.
Speaker 3 (31:06):
I wasn't on you, but yeah, continue.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
They gave us a discount two hundred and ten dollars.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
And so the one guy at the pro shop goes, oh,
we have these bags of balls. You have to buy them.
Because I had to get everything there. I didn't plan
on golfing there. So I buy the twelve balls. That's
enough for eighteen holes. You're not gonna lose them bro,
girl bro. When they're when I tell you, how do
you keep saying girl bro? Because when I call baser bro,
she goes, I'm gonna start calling you sis. So I
developed instead of you call guys bro, you now call
(31:33):
girls girl bro. This is like fetch.
Speaker 3 (31:36):
This is never gonna happen.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
Ray Okay, so girl bro, okay, go on what I
tell you. There was ten thousand lakes. There was ten
thousand lakes at this place in kN Kun, So there's
gonna be a lot of water balls. You're losing them.
I'm on nine, I got like three balls left. I'm
on ten, I got two, I'm on eleven, I got one,
I'm on twelve. I lose my last ball unless I'm
(31:59):
trying to go an alligator infested waters. I had to
drive all the way back to the pro shop, which
is usually in the middle. So once you start the
back end, then you're like backtracking. So I'm driving past
people and they're wondering if you're backtracking. Either you got
to go to the bathroom really bad, which you can
go in the woods, so you know it just doesn't
look good. Yeah, And so then I go to the
pro shop, I'm like, yeah, I said, I could just
(32:20):
do those twelve balls. I have to get another bag
of balls, you know, And I had to drive past
all those golfers and then all the way back again,
and so they just saw me wondering, is he's definitely
an S word golfer. That's what they could tell. You know,
there's no way, so a little embarrassing. But I was
at an exotic course. No way, I'm going to try
and just find one in the woods. I said, I
(32:40):
got to go bite the bullet, drive past these people
and get more balls, come back get to my hole.
I did, and everything was beautiful and perfect and correct.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
You had a little embarrassment with the rest of the golfers, but.
Speaker 1 (32:51):
It's golf etiquette. It's where you always fake like you're
way better than you are. So yeah, there was it
for you. I just want dude. He goes, I'm never
gonna see the guy again. And I'm chalking to him,
and he goes, all right, he played the I played
the lakes course. He played the dudes. Not that it matters.
If you go to Moon Palace then you'll know. And
so we both finished at the exact same time, which
(33:14):
kind of means were similar golfers a little bit. There
could be a score different. But if you finish at
the spot on same time as somebody, I mean, you're
both shooting kind of the same, okay, And so i'd
say I was. I don't want to be gracious. I'm
saying I shot a forty five, which isn't good at all.
You're losing. It was probably a forty. It wasn't a fifty.
(33:35):
It was in the upper forties. Okay, okay, because there
was some holes I didn't score, And so I'm upper
forties and this fool he goes, hey, what'd you shoot?
And I go, you know what, dude realized I was
on vacation. I kind of just stopped the scoring, kept
it a little bit in my head. But I don't
even know. But I kind of knew I was upper forties.
He goes, yeah, I shot a forty. There's no I mean,
(34:00):
are you on the PGA Tour. You wouldn't know. It
doesn't This number.
Speaker 2 (34:04):
Doesn't mean but it's forty good, Like for an average golfer,
is forty.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
Good pretty damn good? Because par let's say it's seventy two,
So forty and forty you double that is an eighty,
so he shot eight over par. I mean, there's guys
on PGA Tour shooting eight over par, and I'm like,
you shot a forty. Okay, buddy, But that's golf culture.
You fake like you're better than you are me going
(34:29):
back to the golf pro shop getting some balls, you know,
from Migo. Migo knew I wasn't amazing. Migo knew I
wasn't elite at an elite course. Okay, I'll hang up
and listen. So weird I shortened Amigo. Did you notice?
Speaker 3 (34:48):
Yeah, Migo, Migo, I thought that was his name.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
I shortened it. So the whole time what Amigo don't
know if that was offensive? That could have been big
dumb American.
Speaker 3 (34:58):
Yeah, that might have been. Okay, might have been because
I'm your Migo is somebody's name.
Speaker 1 (35:04):
The old time, people are thinking I'm not Migo. Who
the hell is he talking to?
Speaker 2 (35:09):
But it does also kind of sound still like you're
saying amigo, but just like quickly.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
All right, So you're telling me I offended the entire
country of Mexico in five days and four nights.
Speaker 3 (35:19):
I have a pretty safe bed that you probably did
somewhere along the line.
Speaker 1 (35:22):
Yeah, and then the women.
Speaker 2 (35:23):
I go girl, bro, girl, migo kidding, kiddy, girl, migo bro,
all the words together.
Speaker 1 (35:31):
Listen. They were sad, they were sad and we left.
Speaker 2 (35:34):
I bet they were. Ray, you you were great. You
do have your own language.
Speaker 1 (35:39):
So like girl Mega, we're off to astod as who
need us like words.
Speaker 3 (35:45):
Okay, we're gonna bounce out of here.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
Ray, thanks for coming off and talking to me, sharing
your Mexico stories.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
I never know how to say goodbye to right now.
And then in Mexico, like when we finally left, Yeah,
I didn't know any Mexican Mexicoanish words to say goodbye,
audios or whatever, but I want something powerful, so I
go bites Bonita, which is your beautiful and so like
our lady, I was like, S Bonita, It's like it's
(36:13):
probably not a great outro, just like right now, I
don't know how to outro this.
Speaker 3 (36:17):
You can, I mean, you can use that austro if
you want.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
That's an interesting woman.
Speaker 2 (36:20):
But let me like, have you share your shout outs
where people can find you?
Speaker 1 (36:23):
Listen to you first, U S listeners s Bonita, Bobby
Bones show Monday through Friday five today crap really? And
then Sore Losers podcast. You can check it on the
YouTube and also all the places you listen Sison ray
Mundo on Instagram and x if anybody still.
Speaker 2 (36:42):
Does that, Okay, and and you Yeah, you can follow
me out well, girl Morgan, I have a new podcast
out called Take This Personally. This past week I had
all my good friend Julia Cole. She talked about breaking
off her engagement. I talked about the breakup probably the
last time we are hey. As Ray said, I did
a cold lunch, moving forward, let the waves crash overy,
(37:03):
and that's that's it for me.
Speaker 1 (37:05):
So Ray end us out on.
Speaker 3 (37:07):
Your your best migo comment.
Speaker 1 (37:12):
Yeah, I was actually in the podcast today. I was
going to try to integrate Take That Personally. Now you remembered, No,
I just remembered, so that would have been funny. Just
remembered I was gonna do that and then yeah, so
this is how I ended it. So yeah, our lady,
she was basically our waitress the whole. When we went
to breakfast, she was our waitress. Okay, I mean she
(37:33):
fed us enough mimosas to float a boat.
Speaker 3 (37:35):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (37:35):
She was a great waitress, amazing and so attentive, so sweet,
tipping her every day. I think we threw her five
ones a final day, I mean, just blessing her life.
Speaker 3 (37:45):
Five ones.
Speaker 1 (37:46):
Yeah, but didn't have the outro, and so I just go,
I was great, good morning, you know, everything was perfect.
And then I just go see naditas amost me us,
Susan Sinson, ray Mundo as vomo, signoritas autoboose s aeroplane.
And then I look at her and I just didn't
(38:07):
have the outro, and I go, signoritas bonita.
Speaker 3 (38:11):
That's it by everybody.
Speaker 1 (38:13):
Beautiful and she'll never see us again. But that's not
the outro I needed.
Speaker 3 (38:17):
No, that was perfect, that was great, but then she
was sad.
Speaker 1 (38:20):
That's what I'm saying. Even though it was a big
dumb American, I feel like we affected her way in
our life in a good way. But like the out
the goodbye was so bad, just like it is right now.
Speaker 2 (38:30):
It was great, but then you just try to recover.
Speaker 1 (38:32):
It with nothing.
Speaker 2 (38:33):
You should just let it be, just say it, and
that's just what we.
Speaker 1 (38:36):
End on s Bonita and then hugs and no, just
say I needed one damn goodbye word for Mexico. Hey, audios,
But that's what everybody says.
Speaker 2 (38:46):
I can just do it ude do like a good
because there's no other word of goodbye in Spanish.
Speaker 1 (38:51):
That's what I'm saying. I still haven't learned the goodbye word.
That's like a powerful piece out and it's still in
the moment, and I.
Speaker 2 (38:57):
Still will what's peace out?
Speaker 1 (39:00):
Up? Say peace out in Spanish?
Speaker 2 (39:02):
This is what I've never seen you so upset about
something because it's still affecting me two weeks.
Speaker 1 (39:07):
Pause, Fierra, there you go, Pause Fierra.
Speaker 3 (39:10):
I don't know if that's pronounced correctly.
Speaker 1 (39:12):
Alright, Sinson, ray Mundo, s Morgan, estadosunidos. Pause, Fiana. That's
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