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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Best Bits of the Week with Morgan.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Part one, behind a scene with a member of the show.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Welcome to the Weekend, everybody, It is The Best Bits
Part one. Morgan here and Eddie is joining me. Hi, Eddie,
what's up. You know we had a little freak out
there for a second that Eddie was not going to
be on your best Bit. Yeah, I know.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
I mean it's weird. I never call in sick, but
last night, like I was thinking, like, there's no way
I can go to work tomorrow. I was like in
bed with the chills and like I was freezing, and
everyone in the house is like, it's so hot in here, Dad,
and so I don't know. I took some ivyprofen, I
drank a lot of water. I went to sleep. Except
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for like twelve hours, I feel I mean, I don't
feel like one hundred percent, but I'm good to go. Yeah,
we were.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
We were just talking about how just that time of year,
like we're just in that space where everybody's getting sick,
nobody feels great about them. It's like we're just that's
where we're at.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
We're just doing it, We're surviving. I feel like that's
where I'm at. Every day. We're just surviving. I mean
everyone's like, everyone's like, how you doing. I'm like surviving.
I'm alive.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
You know. I do feel like there should be a
little bit more moments where you're not just surviving.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
I know, I know I'm waiting for that time. That's retirement,
speaking of.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Not retirement, but you are surviving. You did break your arm.
You're sitting here in a sling.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
I'm an idiot.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
You didn't get a cast. Like we Let's like, how
are you feel it? How's life with a broken arm?
Speaker 2 (01:25):
So I'll give you like the whole story. It sucks
one being one armed, and like I can I've got
it's been what a week now, and I can do
a little bit of rotation in my hand. So, so
here's what happened. I was roller skating, I fell. I
broke the bone. It's called a radius bone, but it's
right where it's connected to the elbow. Yeah, so that's
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what causes your wrist to go. That bone is kind
of like the bone that helps your risk go left
to right.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Which you really need because you know, you use your
your wrist bone when you're to do.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
It, So you don't even realize how much you turn
your wrist in life until you can't use it. And
so I went to the er the night that I fell,
and they were like, I'm not going to put a
cast on it. Go to the orthopedic on Tuesday, because
it was m okay day on Monday, So wait till Tuesday.
Go to orthopedic and they'll kind of tell you what
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they want to do. I don't want to put a
cast on it, and then them say like, oh you don't,
we need to do some surgery take the cast off.
So let's just not put a cast on it. So
then on Tuesday I went to the orthopedic and they
did more X rays on it and they said, yeah,
confirmed what they thought was wrong is what was is wrong.
And they're like, but your bone, this is not this
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is not me, like say anything cool about me. But
there they said, the muscle is so strong in the
area that it kept everything together. So like where it broke,
it's still attached to the muscle and it didn't move,
so it's good and it's even kind of trying to
heal itself already. So let's not do a cast. Stay
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in the sling. I sit every as much as you
can every day and even try to move it a
little bit every.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Day, so like your own kind of physical therapy.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Yes, so the pain is like when it just sits there,
not so bad. Now a week down the road and
not so bad. But what happens, Morgan is that it's
almost like you know how when you just kind of
sit and fidget like and just kind of tap your
finger or whatever or even just like slap your knee. Well,
my muscles to just do that randomly, and when it
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does that, my whole arm just gets a shot of pain.
And that happens twenty times a day, oh idea. And
even like when you're standing up, I want to stand
up real quick and you don't even think about it,
but your right arm acts like it's going to grab
this arm rest to get help myself up, and it doesn't,
but it just moves a little bit, and that whole
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muscle where it's broken feels like it's ripping. It's tearing
that boney.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
It's like muscle memory. So your brain is remembering that
your body needs to do things, but your body part
can't do that at this moment, right, So it's like
trying to get them on the same page. Yes, does it.
Were you mad that you didn't end up getting the cast?
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Well, I asked him, like, but I don't. I'm really
worried because like it's already kind of just jerking a
little bit, and I feel like I'm gonna just rip it.
He's like, you won't. You won't make it worse, Like
unless you bang it on something or hit it really hard,
you're not going to knock it out of place again.
So and he's like, if you want a cast, we
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can do it. But it's bulky. It's a pan of
the button you get in the shower. It's a pan
of the button life in the butt wearing a shirt.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Yeah, and you have to cover it when you shower.
I've had a few casts in my life. Yes, And
you have to cover it when you take a shower,
and especially on your hand, like you kind of just
have to hold your hand basically out of the water.
It's a really uncomfortable situation.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Yeah. So anyway, he was like, yeah, I mean, we
could do it if you want, and I just don't
see the need if you're careful, I don't see the
need to put a cast on it.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
So then how long do you have to be in
the sling for.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Well, the sling's probably going to be like a four
to five week deal, okay, he said, the whole process
is probably going to be six to.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Eight weeks where it's actually fully healed.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Where it's actually fully healed. Now, he said that if
you don't, if I don't try to do a little
physical therapy on my own, like every day, move my fingers,
make a fist, try to straighten my arm, which I
can't really straighten my arm all the way. But if
I can work on that every single day while I'm
sitting on the couch or whatever, He's like, that will
reduce the amount of physical therapy I will need later.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
So you will need physical therapy though, probably because I
mean my arm is immobile.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
So like I think after six weeks, your arm forgets
like to do what it normally does, and then you
have to kind of train it again.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Well and your brain. You know, I've never broken any
major bones, like I've broken fingers and just kind of
random things. Yeah, so but I do remember you feel
very hesitant to use it again. Yes, that's where the
problem lies. It's not more that like it's not heeled
and it can't do those things. You're like, I don't
want to because I'm scared in your brain. That's when
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your brain's finally catching up to what's happening. It takes
all that time and then it's delayed.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
But there are two different kinds of people, Like there
are us, the careful ones, where like I don't want
to grab that bottle because I can hurt myself if I
rotate it. And there are people that are like, I
don't care grab a bottle. Oh I hurt, so I'm
gonna grab it anyway. So like that's kind of what
the doctor's saying, Like, if you're gonna be a dumb ass,
I'm sorry, you're gonna be an idiot, like you will cast.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
It, okay.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
But if you're not, like, if you could just be
careful and not do things you know you're not supposed
to do, like you're good where you're at.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Just be careful, okay, So you're not an idiot and you.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Have muscle, yeah, strong muscle that get my phone together.
That's where we're.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Gonna focus the energy on. Is your wife a little
bit of annoyed? She's like because now she's kind of
having to pull a little bit more way just because
there's things you can't do.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
She did say that she misses two armnitty like for sure,
and just little things, just little things like can you
do the dishes for me tonight? I can't cook, which
I love to cook, and like that's my thing and
I can't really do that right now. Like I try
to heat something up yesterday with one arm. It's so hard.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
It just takes you twenty times.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Oh, we had so hard to even scoop something out
of like the pan.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
So she's like, I have another child, this is lovely
for five weeks. Yes, yes, oh man, And what have
we learned from this lesson?
Speaker 2 (07:24):
I don't know. I don't know, Morgan, because like, yes,
I think the obvious is, you know, you can't do
stuff like that anymore. But that's kind of my personality,
Like going to a roller skating rink with my kid
for like their birthday party, Like how blame would I
be just sitting there and be like, all right, guys,
have fun. You got three hours, Like I'll be sitting
right here.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Okay. I don't think that's the lesson. I think you
can still do things. I think the lesson is done.
Go to her, Maybe we don't do that extra lap.
Maybe we just take it a little bit easier, maybe
we realize that we've had a lot of life, or
not quite back in college anymore. I know you can
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still do all those things.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
I know. People, my kids love it when we go hard,
like like we'll still do full court basketball, like when
we go to the gym and there's no one there,
like the basketball gym, Like me and my whole family
will do full court basketball, and they want me to
play hard. They don't want me just to be like, oh,
try to steal the ball. Dad. No, they love it
when Dad goes hard because they really want to beat me.
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So like when he said, Dad, let's race, they really
want to beat me, and I'm like, I gotta I
gotta go fool.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
You don't have to though they can think that you
are without you actually doing it right. You know your limits,
you know, like what your body is capable of, especially
now I know you know, like.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
This is gonna. I was skating so well though, Like
I was doing so well, and my wife even got
out there and she couldn't let go of the wall.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
I'm like, come on, no, Eddie. This this reminds me
of the moment when Okay, So I grew up roller skating,
our rollerblading, and I should say roller blading is.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
The one with the at the single a single line.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Because Kansas is all flat everywhere. Right. I used to
rollerblade all over my neighborhood. No big deal. Well, two
years ago, I'm like, I want to get back into rollerblading.
Bought a nice pair of roller blades, and I'm like,
I'm gonna roller blade in my neighborhood because that's what
I did growing up. So I, you know, put my own.
I didn't have a single pad on, I didn't have help,
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I didn't have anything on. Right, I lasted two minutes
before I rounded the corner in the hills of Tennessee.
Uh huh, and I go tumbling, broke my tailbone. I
had a huge strawberry all did.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
When was this?
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Oh yeah, this like two years ago. You know, we
talked about the broken tailbone on the show, mostly because
like it sucked to sit down. Oh yeah, like you want.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
To talk about, Oh you did have it? Do you
have a donut?
Speaker 1 (09:43):
I don't think I got a donut. Okay, I was
just suffering through the pain. That's brutal, and that was
my moment where I realized, Okay, you can do the
things that you would like to do, but let's make
sure you wear pats. Let's make sure.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Do you want me to go to the skating rink
with pads? You know how lame that would be? Like
this is this was this was crazy, like after it happened,
like you turn it. It's so weird how your mind works,
Like as soon as it happened, like the kids were,
we weren't ready to go yet. They wanted to escape
for like ten more minutes. I said ten more minutes,
and I sat down and I watched everyone in the
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rink and my arm was throbbing at that point, It's
like it hurts so bad. And I'm like, I see
five older dudes older than me. I'm like, how come he?
I'm sure he's fallen, and like a guy probably my
age going as fast as I'm like, I'm sure he's fallen,
Like why am I the one that broke my arm
on a fall that didn't even seem like it was
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that bad, you know? And then you start seeing people
like oh, pick up their kids with both arms, like well,
that must be nice having two arms to pick up
your kid. You immediately start feeling like life's just not fair.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
It is that, but that's always been true, right, Like
that's always been a thing beyond this moment, beyond everything.
Life is just not fair. All that to be said,
you can still do all of these things. You just
have to know your own limits of like, Okay, maybe
we don't go fifty miles an hour, maybe kills thirty five. Sure,
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just pull back just a little in different areas. For me,
it's I need to wear pads if I'm gonna try
something again for the first time. Yeah, or gymnastics, I
you know, pulled my hip bone, like the rotator cop
of my hip bone when I was trying to do
things a thirty one year old should not be doing.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
To your defense, though you were doing really well, like
some of the videos you posted, Like dude, you're killing it.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
See this is like you like, I was doing really well.
We have to know our limits. We can do these things,
and we can continue to keep doing them. We just
have to know when we're probably pushing it a little
too hard.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
You're right, You're right, that's our line.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
I know, I know, and that sucks because it sucks
to like, right, it sucks to get older, it just does.
It does the reality.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
But like the when I broke my foot though, like
that was I was just playing baseball. We were just
catching and Bobby over through the ball and I jumped
for it and my foot land and landed the wrong
way on the base. Like that's just such a freak
little accident. The fact that I did that last year.
I'd never broken a bone before that, Morgan never that
was kind of my thing, you know, like I've never
broken a bone. It's pretty cool. Last year I break
my foot.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Maybe you manifested it.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Maybe I did. Maybe I did. But but like for years,
like people, you know how we do bits on the show,
like what's something that you've never done. I've never broken
a bone, but last year broke my foot, this year,
break my arm.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
You manifested that. The universe Like that's what you're gonna
keep saying jokes on you. Oh yeah, we're gonna make
you break you major bones. Watch this figure this out.
It's also just it's not even just the breaking of it, right,
it's the recovery time. It just takes longer to recover.
It took me almost a year. I still can't quite
hit my tailbone. In the right way really, and my
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my hip sometimes will still I'm like, oh there it
is again. Yeah, and you're gonna have that now forever.
That's gonna be part of your moments where you're like,
oh that hurts a little bit, this little twig like whatever.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
People always say too, like oh, you know I can
since the weather come in, like I know when a
storm coming because my bone starts aching.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
And the ones you always injure and that's the one that
you feel. Yeah, so we've learned.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
The lesson is don't go that hard. You can see
you can still do things, but don't overdo it.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Yeah, just you know, pull back maybe a yeah, little
hair if you will, but also kind of badass and
you look at you.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
You broke your arm. Rollers. No, it's such a bad story.
Every time I tell the story, people are like, you
were roller skating, and then I have to be like, no, no,
it was my kid's birthday party, like he wanted to
go roller skating, and then went out there with him.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Just own it, you know why you're living up your
life and you're out there and you're like, yeah, I
did that happen? Was it dumb? Absolutely? But is it
a great story to tell. Yes, it is, it is,
you know, and now you have a story. Before you
didn't have a story.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
That's right, that's right. We would have been the story
I want. Roller skating last night. It was awesome, cool,
my kids.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
That's a great story.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
Not really, but man, I broke my arm roller roller skating.
That's the story. The story.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Oh my goodness. Okay, Well, thanks for sharing. You're really
glad you're on the ment.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
Yeah. Man, we're on the up and up, and you're
on pain meds. So I'm on yeah, a little bit
of pain meds, but mostly I'm trying to get off
the pain meds and go to ibuprofen now, which is
like six hundred milligrams I think, which is three ibuprofins,
like regular store ibuprofens.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
Gotcha. So I just do that every six hours any
in particular reason or you're just.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
Like not, I just don't like pain meds. Yeah, Like
you hear all the stories about people getting hooked on
pain meds, and honestly, I don't feel it the way
people will explain it. Like I kind of feel like
I get tired on the pain meds and a little
groggy and a little moody when they when like it
starts fading and fading off, you start feeling a little
weird about it, like I don't know, like it just
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feels like a bad hangover.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
You know I'm talking about this shouldn't be how I feel.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
Yeah, I don't. I don't like that feeling. So the ibuprofen,
you don't get that feeling with that?
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Yeah, No, that's something normal that people take every day.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Sure, the ibuprofen. It's like the pain went away and
now the pain's coming back.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
You know what's funny is when I so, did you
ever have your wisdom teeth taken out? So you still
have your wisdom team?
Speaker 2 (15:01):
I think?
Speaker 1 (15:01):
So? Okay? I so I got my taking out in
high school and they gave you lore tabs, which is
like a pain med and because it's supposed to help
you get like dry sockets and that's really painful.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
Whatever.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Well, I took these lord tabs and eddieoisto sick. I
lost ten pounds in like two days and they had
to rush me to the ear like through the ivy.
That tells you how much I hate needles. I kicked
the nurse because I did not want her putting a
needle in that. Even though I was like deafinitely ill
from these lor tabs, the lower tabs caused all of that,
and I had to like sleep with an ivy and
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for like a couple hours just to get me back
to a little bit normal. And it's all because I
got stupid wisdom teth out and they gave me pain meds.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Were you allergic to the pain meds or something?
Speaker 1 (15:41):
It's possible. We don't really know. We just know that
like that is the only introduction into my system that
you know, had it had before.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
So do you take pain meds when you like, like
when you fell on your butt, did you take pay mets?
Speaker 3 (15:53):
No?
Speaker 1 (15:54):
And I had gotten some, but I was just like
I don't I don't know what this react. This is
also why like that experience also, so you know, it
kind of helped me in a way. I never had
the gene that I wanted to explore drugs, sure, because
I'm the same like it gave me this like okay,
that had that reaction, and that was something that was
legal for me to take. I don't need to know
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what anything illegal is going to do to my body, right,
it had like that, So at least it helped and
maybe that way, yeah, but I just don't. I've never
had that like gene for it, so now I just
don't really. I try and stay away in general from
any type of hard drug, even if it's prescribed.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
I know. And it's funny because like when something like
this happens, the doctors are so quick to just be like,
do you want pain meds? And I think the answer
always is like sure, like I'll take pain meds. But
it's it's I don't know, like my I've always kind
of just kind of been like I'm good like and
plus I kind of like the pain to kind of
know where I'm at, you.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Know, like that feels a little weird.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
Well it's not like I know, it's not like I
like the pain because it feels I get to feel something.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
I was like, I might have a little concern here,
but okay, No, I like the.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Pain to kind of see where I'm at with the injury,
like because really, if you're on pain meds the whole time,
you'll never know like am I recovering? I don't know,
Like look at my arm, I can extended. I'm probably
breaking it as I'm extending it. But like if you're
off pain meds or even just kind of like you
get to feel like, oh no, no, it's still it's
still hurt, it's still broken.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
Yeah, that's true, because it does. It numbs you. That's
the purpose of it. Yeah, and sometimes you need it.
Sometimes there's no other way to go through that. But
I get in this situation you're like, Okay, let's not
do this.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
They do say like, don't mix alcohol with it. I'm like,
why not.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
There's a reason, trust me, I can tell you. Even
there was one time I had like I think it
was like a moss oficillin. I had like a virus,
and they gave me or whatever, the antibiotics. Right, they're like,
do not drink alcohol. I remember one time I was like,
I'm not okay.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
I really you mixed it with antibiotics and you were
feeling weird.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
Because I was in college, and I was like, it's fine,
I'll go drinking and it'll be okay. Oh no, Eddie.
Like an hour in, I literally was like I am
on an other planet. I am not sure what's happening
to my body. It felt very out of body typing
in a good.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
Way, though, like if you were a druggie, Like would
you be.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
Like yeah, maybe, but I wasn't, so I start forking out,
like somebody take me home, Like I'm done. I'm tapping out.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
So I'm the same way. It's something like when just
taking something that makes you feel out of control. M M,
I don't like that.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
Wait, hold on taking a break real quick.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
We're coming right back.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
Yeah, yeah, okay, so you don't like feeling out of control.
I don't think that's unuseful, though, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
Some people like getting so hammered that like they're cool
with it. Yeah, I guess that's true, but like I
don't want something that's going to make me feel like
all right, whatever, whatever my body wants to do, just
do it, like yeah, because like some drugs, like yeah,
it's not you, it's not you doing it, yeah, or
it is you doing it, but it's a part of
you that has been unexplored and it wants to get out.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
Yeah, that's why. Like everybody's like I went to a
forest and did this, so you're not around people or whatever.
I'm like, do you like realize how that kind of
says when you say it, like you had to go
to a forest to have this in your body. Do
you feel like that's formal?
Speaker 2 (19:11):
But at the same time, like you know, it's like,
oh no, it's the drugs. But you can blame it
on the drugs, but the drug's not making you whatever
you're doing, like that's you. Yeah, and the drugs just
out taking every little bit of it's the word I'm
looking for, every little bit of like subconscious part of you,
discipline or the part of you that says like, oh,
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don't do that. The drug just takes that away.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
It's like when you're an alcohol and they say, like
the truth, what do they say with like the truth?
The truth comes out, yeah, but they say, like the
truth starts to be something. There's like a saying that
goes along where it's like you alcohol like induces the
truth whatever, like versus and you're like, I'm sorry, I
was drinking. No, that was like even.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
Really meant that. Yeah, but the alcohol takes those inhibitions
off inhibition. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
So I'm not sure how we walked down this winding road,
but we did. We did. That was good, well, I did.
Speaking of like also just pain meds and stuff. Rimy's
on some right now. She had her dental surgery.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
Eddie. I was.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
I was a wreck. I don't I don't know how
you have kids, honestly, Like this is how I am
with Rimmy, and I'm a disaster. Like I passed her
off to them. I was sobbing. They're like, it's so,
she's going to be back to you in the two hours.
I was like, I don't care. I was And I
sat in the office the whole time and they would
come out and updake me as it was happening. She
had to end up having two teeth pulled so and
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they were like big teeth, so it wasn't like a
you know, it felt more kind of like my wisdom
teeth situation, like she had to have some It was
an invasive surgery for her mouth, and uh so she
ended up coming out and she was so so drugged,
so she there's like these pass So I got to
be with her while she was waking up. That was
like my request. And so she's in her bed next
(20:58):
to me. We're like sitting in the vets, like just
like front office. Yeah, and she's waking up and her
tongue starts drooping out and she just let she's feeling
good so high she cannot move. She keeps trying to
lift her head. I'm like, just lay down. This is
not there yet. So then we finally get released her
like you can go home. So I'm like, okay, I
haven't eaten. This is at this point is one pm,
(21:18):
and I'm like, I have not eaten a single thing.
I'm starving. I'm gonna grab food on her way because
I can't leave you. So I like put an order
in for a sandwich and I run in to like
pick this up. I'm gone maybe thirty seconds. Right when
I left her, she was in my front seat, passed
out in her dog by like wasn't moving. I come out.
This dog is sitting in my my driver's seat, like
(21:39):
sitting up.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
She's turned the car on, she's got it in drive.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
She's literally sitting there and her eyes are half open,
and it's so high sitting in my driver's seat.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
And this dude had like walked by ride at the
perfect time. He's like, is your dog okay? And I
was like, she just had it so agree. I swear
I'm a good dog, Bob.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
That's not my.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
She looked high like she's not okay. She's so and
she just looked mad, like, what is happening to me?
Speaker 2 (22:09):
She's grumpy. Those pain pills, man, they make you grumpy do.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
And she didn't listen Eddie, She didn't none of that
wore off until probably eight o'clock at night.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
Wow, that's amazing, Like she was she was.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
Still coming out of it for a long time.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
So so what was wrong with her teeth? Like were
they they're.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
Harder on them. She's just her breed. Whatever she has
under her is just like genetic, they get more tartar
than others, which is crazy, Like I do think had
I not been brushing her teeth every night, they would
have been significantly worse and she would have had more
teeth pulled, because there's some some dogs that they end
up happening to have all of them by the time
they get well, they're pulled, so I think it would
(22:45):
have been worse. But yeah, just genetically she had tartarer.
So it was was supposed to be just like a
dental cleaning and then they're like, yeah, we're gonna have
to take two of these little suckers out. Poor baby,
I know, but she still has all her canine, so
she's technically still you know, she still got those the ones.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
Back there, because that's like demasculating it. You take those canines.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
Out, Hazel like, so cats have two of them right, like,
they're kind of like little things. And when I got
Hazel like they I had to take her for a
dental surgery because she came from such a bad situation
that when I got her back, Oh, that poor cat
was so drugged up, and a cat on drugs with
so much force in the dog. A dog will lay
there and just like let it be what it is.
For the most part. A cat wants to bop around
(23:25):
and you're like, dude, you can't walk.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
Really, it's horrible.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
It's horrible, Addy. But she only has one snaggle tooth.
All the rest of her teeth are gone.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
That's funny, because aren't cats like lazy? I feel like
they would really want to just lay around and do nothing.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
They are, but they also there they want to talk
about like wanting to be in control of something. Like
cats like their ability to be in control of a situation,
and they're not like when she was under so many
different medicine and coming out of anesthesia, that poor cat.
I have never felt so bad for an animal like
I felt horrible for Remy, but at least she was
chill with it. Hazel did not want any part of it, Like,
(24:00):
and she made accidents on herself because she didn't know
what was happening. It was just bad. But so she
has one one little thing left and then you know me,
So we got we got lots of tooth situations happened.
She really does. I see it like come out sometimes
when she's eating. I'm like, we're using that one tooth
man ah for sad it is. So we had that happen. Yeah,
(24:21):
And apparently I looked like a bad dog mom because
she like tie in the front teeth.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
Nah.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
They're probably just like, what's the I've never seen a
dog look like that.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
No, let me show you the picture. You're gonna die.
You're gonna laugh so hard. So we did have that.
I also went back to Wichita, which I'll tell you about.
Look at this Eddie, you probably had it seen it.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
Oh my gosh, she does look high. She's like, hey, man,
like Bob.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
Marley type situation.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
Like little that's so funny.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
In the driver's seat, I'm like, this dog is not normal.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
That's crazy. How like dogs don't have different facial expressions
for the most part. Yeah, she definitely looks different.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
She was so and I was like, you don't want
to laugh. I felt so bad, but I was like,
this is funny.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
That's hilarious.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
Yah. So that that was rummy, but she's doing better
for back to normal. Life's good. I'm happy it's over.
I'm really happy it's over. And then I went back
to Wichita quickly for the weekend before that surgery, and
I did an event with Nicole Gallion and Logan Mice.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
It was like a event the Kansas peeps. Nicole Gallion
moved back to Kansas, she's there.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
Yeah, yeah, she moved back. So she did a like
Firstborn fundraiser for her charity, like with her label that
she does, and it was so cool, Eddie, you would
have loved it. It was like they did it kind
of bluebird style. And Nicole Rodney Claus and her husband
Lauren Watkins, her husband or soon to be husband, Will Bundy,
(25:45):
and then Logan mas and his wife Jill, and they
does Logan's wife play too, Yeah, they like kind of
they released a couple's album together, but so there was
all couples on stage, but it was crazy because like
the star power that was on that stage in like
little hutch Kansas. Yeah, yeah, was insane because like Nicole
and Rodney together have multiple number ones, so many hints.
(26:07):
And Will Bundy is one of the writers behind you
look like You Love Me? That was like a new one.
He also did like a bunch of other ones. So
it was just like, like, is this really happening? This
is crazy?
Speaker 2 (26:17):
What did you contribute? I was the host, I but
you didn't say anything?
Speaker 1 (26:20):
Oh god, no any and my really horrible jokes. Those
were the two things that I contributed to.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
How many people were there, Oh gosh.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
I don't know, but it looked full, like the we
were in this really cool theater called the Fox Theater
in Hutchinson, and it looked full from what I could
see as.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
Far as Hutchinson from which toa like forty minutes, okay.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
Not bad, and the family came everybody came out.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
That's fine.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
Yeah, so it's a good time back in Wichita. But
you would have loved it.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
Oh, I bet that's your thing. I love Nicole and Rodney,
Like I don't know Rodney as well as Nicole. What's
crazy about Nicole is when I lived in Austin before
we moved to Nashville. One of my co workers at
the new station was like, Hey, I know, I know
a songwriter out there, Like you should hit her up,
like whenever you go up there. She's from my hometown Stirling, Kansas.
And I'm like, okay, cool, Like I'll never hit her up,
(27:07):
Like I don't like a songwriter. There are millions of songwriters.
Little did I know that her friend was Nicole Gallian.
And of course, like I've known Nicole just just from
being you know, in the industry. She's amazing. Her kids
ended up going to school with my kids. And then
I see Rodney around and I feel like I had
to kind of just like Rodney, I'm sorry, I know
everyone except you and your family. So I finally met Rodney,
(27:29):
I don't know, like a couple of years ago. But
they're they're just great people. I love them.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
They so are So did you ever tell Nicole but
you knew when?
Speaker 2 (27:36):
Yeah, back in the day. Absolutely. That's so funny because
like they're their hometown's so small. It's that of course,
like everyone knows everyone there. That's so it was. It
was just it was just crazy because like I really
thought that when she said meet my songwriter friend, I
was like, okay, like everyone's a songwriter, Like I don't
how am I going to meet this person? But no,
(27:57):
it was a real songwriter, Nicholes. Nicole is one of
the best.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
That's so funny, isn't it crazy? How Nashville just that's
just Nashville.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
It is Nashville such a national story.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
Literally, so and that was cool. It was just a
cool also connection like the Kansas thing, and felt really
cool to be connected back to home.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
Oh I remember too when you were like you wanted
to meet Nicole because you're like Kansas people, like we
got to stay together, like I want, I want to
I want to meet Nicole. And then you finally met
her backstage when we were doing a show with her.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
Yep. And you know what's funny is like so fast
word like full circle. I believe. I also talked about
this on the show she helped. So my sister's been
obsessed with Nicole for gosh long before like I ever
knew really who Nicole was in a good way. Yeah,
Like she just loved her, like she because Nicole's so
esthetic on Instagram. She has like cool posts and she's.
Speaker 4 (28:43):
All her pictures are stylistically like yes, awesome, and like
she's not just like a great songwriter, she's a great writer,
Like she has just really a good way with words.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
So my sister loved just following along and when she
found out she was from Kansas, the whole connection, and
so she loved her, like that's like her favorite artist
if you will, yeah, that would be her favorite. And
so she freaked out when she realized, like Nicole and
I had become friends. She's like, you're you just have
her number, but this this was like my artist that
I liked, And I'm like, I'm sorry, like this is
(29:14):
cool for you, right, And it ended up Nicole helped
my now sister's husband, my brother in law, proposed to
my sister at backstage when Nicole opened for Walker Hayes,
which was her first time playing like interest Maank Arena
and which took.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
No way, that's awesome. Yeah, so see, and that probably
would have never happened it wasn't for you.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
Yeah, it was like I was like, Nicole, any chance,
I know this is wild, but like it was funny.
They just thought they were going back to say hi
to Nicole because Taylor just loves to meet her. And
Taylor's not my sister. Nothing about her is like a fangirl,
but she loves She just loves who Nicole is as
a person. It's kind of how my sister is. And
so she saw her and she's like so focused on
the fact that she's meeting Nicole, and she turns around
and like, my brother in law was little honest, and
(29:55):
she's like, what is happening?
Speaker 2 (29:56):
What are you doing? You're embarrassing yourself.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
Yeah, so it was cool. It was a cool, full,
full circle moment. Lots of Nicole stories.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
Yeah, that's awesome.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
Yeah, so there's that. That was my life.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
No broken arms, so no broken arms, pretty chill.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
No broken body parts period.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
Yes, And that's the goal in life.
Speaker 1 (30:12):
Well, we didn't know that was the goal until this
past weekend, when you didn't need to know that that
was a goal.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
When you get older, the goal is don't break anything.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
I know. Okay, I have some random topics that we're
going to go into, So take a quick break. We'll
be our back on the show's week You know how
we talked about Apple's being on the counter in the fridge,
the debate. Okay, so I'm going to add to this
a little bit, potatoes. Where do you put those?
Speaker 2 (30:38):
They're also outside? Okay, so outside of the refrigerator, Yeah, on.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
The counter in the pantry. Well, I had always put
them in the refrigerator. Don't ask me why. I think
I always felt things, if they were produced, needed to
go in the fridge because I thought they'd expire on someone.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
I think the rule that you automatically think people just
automatically think, which is probably true. I don't know, but
anything you put in the refrigerator is gonna last longer
that true period. Well, and it's like this is healthy.
I look at like a vegetable or frum, like that's healthy.
That doesn't belong in the pantry. That's kind of like
my brain's wiled it. Okay.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
Well, I learned that if you put potatoes in the
fridge they turn to sugar starches.
Speaker 2 (31:18):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
So potatoes are carbs and they're good for you, but
you put them in cold, they turn to sugar. They're
no longer healthy for you.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
No way. So I wonder if that's why they say
like sweet potatoes, you like sweepatatoes. I love swoopotato and
sweet potato fries. They say before you fry them, soak
them in cold water for I don't know an hour.
Oh and I wonder if it's because they wanted to
convert into like a sugary starch.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
Vegetable h to have like this like sugar crystallization versus Wow.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
But I don't know. You can't go wrong with sweet
potatoes for me, Like, no, that's just the best thing
in the whole wide world.
Speaker 1 (31:54):
Sweet potatoes are so good and they're so filling. That's
why I love them. It's like you can have half
of one of like, Okay, I'm stuffed.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
I'm good.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
Yeah, Like if you give me sweet potato fries, I
can never eat the whole thing. They're so good though,
they are, and you can make them savory or you
can make them sweet.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:09):
They they're very versatile. Yes, that's the word I was likestile.
They're a versatile vegetables.
Speaker 2 (32:15):
They really are. They really are vegetables. One of the best.
It's a vegeta. Yeah, potato potato vegetables.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
I might need to brush up on fruits and no.
Speaker 2 (32:24):
But here's the rule though, Like if it has a seed,
it's a fruit.
Speaker 1 (32:27):
I know, but like that I can't process that quick
enough for like easy trivia.
Speaker 2 (32:32):
You know what I mean, Sure you can't.
Speaker 1 (32:33):
I can go down the whole list of.
Speaker 3 (32:34):
Fruits and number fruit God has a seed, got seeds?
Good tomatoes those also have seeds. That good carrot doesn't.
It's a veggie, you got it?
Speaker 2 (32:45):
Like that's that's that simple.
Speaker 1 (32:48):
Was a pumpkin though, those have seeds, But it's a veggie.
Speaker 2 (32:50):
No, it's it's a fruit.
Speaker 1 (32:51):
It's a fruit.
Speaker 2 (32:52):
But it's like you forget like pumpkin seeds, Like.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
That's true, but have you have you never made pumpkin
seeds in the oven?
Speaker 2 (32:57):
Love it?
Speaker 1 (32:58):
Oh? I was like, you've never had those?
Speaker 2 (33:00):
Fry them?
Speaker 1 (33:01):
Those are probably really good.
Speaker 2 (33:02):
Yeah, fry them on a skillet, so good. I don't know.
My kids never want to do that anymore, because it
was such a tradition at the beginning, like you know, like, oh, right,
we're gonna carve the pumpkins first, get all the seeds out.
I'll cook them while you guys carve, and then no
one ate them. And so I'm like, man, I won't
want seeds anymore.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
I do feel like you grow out of it at
some point because I don't do it anymore. But I
do very remember.
Speaker 2 (33:22):
Remember doing it?
Speaker 1 (33:23):
Yeah, yes, pumpkins. Seeds were so yummy.
Speaker 2 (33:26):
Would you eat the whole seed or would you kind
of try to open the seed?
Speaker 1 (33:29):
I think I'd eat the whole thing because you make
it like super crunchy.
Speaker 2 (33:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (33:32):
I love a crunchy seed.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
And then you're like I kind of gets stuck in
your throat a little bit and you're like, oh, gotta
get that out of there. It just like stays in
there for maybe ten maybe ten seeds are enough.
Speaker 1 (33:42):
No, that's a good one. Okay, not seed, But isn't
there like a twist on that? Like avocado is a
fruit because it technically has a seed, but nobody really
believes that because it's not a it's not a normal seed.
Speaker 2 (33:55):
No, it's still a fruit.
Speaker 1 (33:57):
That's what the internet is.
Speaker 2 (33:58):
The Internet's crazy anyway.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
I have learned that most produce does not belong in
the fridge.
Speaker 2 (34:03):
That's good. I mean you would think that, like you
want anything to just last put in the fridge.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
No, like tomatoes I used to always put in the fridge.
Speaker 2 (34:09):
Oh we put those in the fridge.
Speaker 1 (34:10):
Yeah, but they don't.
Speaker 2 (34:11):
Is that turn into sugar too?
Speaker 1 (34:13):
I don't think those turn into sugar. But I do
think they last longer if they're out.
Speaker 2 (34:16):
What's crazy though, are bananas Like if you have bananas
that are like they look like they're getting ready to
rot a little bit, and you put them in the fridge,
they will turn completely brown, but then when you peel
it there, they look like they're brand new.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
That can't be good.
Speaker 2 (34:33):
I don't know what it is, but there's something about
it where like it looks like it's dead, it looks
like they're just you throw it away, but as soon
as you peel it it looks so it's perfect.
Speaker 1 (34:44):
That cannot There has to be something in bananas that
that is not good.
Speaker 2 (34:48):
I mean, I'm not a scientist. Maybe there's there's nothing
good about it, but yeah, to me, it looks perfect.
Speaker 1 (34:53):
Yeah, but you know it's funny too, like even working
in the restaurant industry, everything we did was always in
like the.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
Big refrigerator, freezer, fridge.
Speaker 4 (35:02):
It was never out, like lock each other in there.
Speaker 1 (35:07):
Go in there and screen sometimes though why oh oh
to get away? I mean, or you know you have
a moment.
Speaker 2 (35:12):
Is that tough service industry? Like just people being mean
to you?
Speaker 1 (35:15):
Yeah, not as much, like especially not then now I
bet it's pretty rough. Oh Eddie's heart. I just know.
Speaker 2 (35:20):
I just have one of those jerks. When you tried
to move try to just get comfortable.
Speaker 1 (35:25):
Your faces looked so sad.
Speaker 2 (35:26):
Just jerks. It's so weird. It's like your whole arm
just tightens up and then the elbow just starts hurting.
Speaker 1 (35:33):
I feel so bad. Okay, but yes, there were moments
and also like you're just close, like tighten it with
so many people and so many different personalities that you're like, okay,
I need a moment. I'd catch my manager in there
all the time. I'd be like, what are you doing?
He's like, I need five minutes.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
He's going to the freezer.
Speaker 1 (35:49):
Okay, have fun.
Speaker 2 (35:50):
Do you guys ever run into each other? Like when
because I went to uh olive Garden I think the
other day for one of my kid's birthdays, and we
sat right by the kitchen door. Yeah, and every time
they come out there like corner corner.
Speaker 1 (36:03):
I think more people are saying that now because of
like the bear and yeah, cheft corner behind you, And
also I do think there's some better buffalo wilblings. We
never said corner. We would try. We just yell something
we'd be like yo, like I'm coming out or some
of them. There was never like a word and we
were never trained to say that.
Speaker 2 (36:23):
But I feel like if you didn't say corner, like,
it can easily be a collision.
Speaker 1 (36:26):
Oh I had multiple collisions. I dropped a lot of things. Really, Yeah, do.
Speaker 2 (36:29):
You get you get in trouble for that.
Speaker 1 (36:32):
It's not a good thing, especially if it's a really
big trade.
Speaker 2 (36:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
But like also it's also on the other people to
see you and like be aware. But you move so fast,
especially in an environment like Buffalo wobblings, like you're you're
turning tables quickly when people aren't watching games. When they're
watching games, you're they're there for four hours. You're chilling.
Speaker 2 (36:49):
Run me through this. So you drop the whole platter
of like five plates. Yeah, what you have to go
back to the kitchen.
Speaker 1 (36:56):
M h, I need to make it.
Speaker 2 (36:58):
First off, they clean up, right, Like.
Speaker 1 (37:01):
Well, I start cleaning it up. Yeah, and then that's
when the manager drums in. He's like, okay, go remake
the ticket because you have to tell the kitchen quickly
because it takes time.
Speaker 2 (37:08):
So then you go tell the kitchen and then they're
like Morgan.
Speaker 1 (37:11):
The thankfully at least Buffalo, Like you're just spinning wings
something crazy. Yeah, like they have wings ready. Yeah, But
other places I don't feel like that's as easy to.
Speaker 2 (37:21):
Do, no, Like especially like a nice restaurant where they
have to really make the sides and the entrees and yeah,
I bet the cooks are just like kill this girl.
Speaker 1 (37:31):
Yeah they love me though. I was always charming, and
I worked Expo before I was a server, so like
I got to know them really well where I just
delivered food at stay in the expo window. The Expo
is like where the food gets put on the like heating,
and you take it and you take it to the table.
Speaker 2 (37:46):
Oh, oh my gosh. That explains so much. That explains
so much when like somebody who's not our server delivers
the food.
Speaker 1 (37:53):
They're probably an Expo, But.
Speaker 2 (37:55):
How did you know where everyone everyone's food goes.
Speaker 1 (37:58):
Every table has a number, so when.
Speaker 2 (37:59):
They put not the table, the person.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
Oh, most of the time, I'm just shouting it out okay,
and like giving wings Okay. Sometimes people will put it
in order, so you knew if it went around a
certain way, then you can kind of figure that out quickly.
But most of the time, You're just like, I have
this many here handed.
Speaker 2 (38:15):
That's amazing. Just learned about an next for a day
because I'm always wondering, like, who's this dude? Or did
the server be like hey, I need help, Like I'm busy,
so will you go take that food out?
Speaker 1 (38:24):
No, especially at a place like and I don't know
now if they've gotten rid of expos, but like it
would go. So I started as a host and then
I went take out, and then I did expo, and
then I became a server, and then I was about
to become the bartender when I left for college.
Speaker 2 (38:38):
So I have you never bartended? No, you probably didn't
want to do that.
Speaker 1 (38:41):
I did.
Speaker 2 (38:41):
No, you didn't, Yes, I did know. You didn't.
Speaker 1 (38:43):
I wanted to learn to make drinks and be there
like splashing drinks.
Speaker 2 (38:45):
So I get that part. But dealing with drunk customers
has to be so hard.
Speaker 1 (38:49):
Yeah, but also fun. I almost bartended in college too.
I was like, oh, yeah, I could totally do that,
but then I had to learn a lot of drinks.
I was like, never mind, I don't have that energy anymore.
Speaker 2 (38:57):
See as a guy, though, Morgan, let me explain something.
There's something stupid that goes through a guy's head that
thinks the bartender wants you like.
Speaker 1 (39:07):
You don't think women also feel that way when they
see a hot bartender.
Speaker 2 (39:10):
Yes, but but there's no way that a hot bartender
thinks that the customer's hot. You're too busy, you're like,
just what do you want? Like what you want? Two beers? Fine?
Thank you? Like they don't want to hit, they don't
want to talk to you, and and the person that's
ordering the drink, they're just there to have fun. So
they think, like, oh, do that bartender is so hot,
like she's she's totally into me. Watch this and it's
(39:33):
a game to you. And you're like trying to hit
on them, and they're literally like what do you want
to drink?
Speaker 1 (39:38):
This is inside a dude's mind.
Speaker 2 (39:39):
I'm never it's like this, and like, I don't know
twenty years.
Speaker 1 (39:43):
Ago, how you make good tips good money?
Speaker 2 (39:45):
Oh I get that too, Like oh, they start flirting
back and you get good tips.
Speaker 1 (39:48):
Eddie, I had a even as a server. I cannot
imagine as a bartender. As a server one, I made
so much money flirting. I should be you should be
ashamed of yourself, Eddie. I was just me, you know me,
Like I'm super friendly, I'm having fun.
Speaker 2 (40:02):
Yeah, but like would you sit with them?
Speaker 1 (40:04):
And like, no, not unless I knew them. If they
started to come in regular, because you had a lot
of regulars at Buffalo because of the wee nights like
bone in boneless nights you'd have, you'd start to see
some of the same people. So once and they start
requesting your section, and I'd be like, okay, yeah, I'll
start to It would get that way, but never on
the first time. That'd be weird. But I had I'm
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sure it's still somewhere at my parents' house, but I
had a gallon baggy full of napkins receipts of all
the phone numbers I had ever gone.
Speaker 2 (40:32):
Oh my goodness, people would leave on them. Is it
still at home? Like you have to find that post.
Speaker 1 (40:38):
That it was a whole baggy of it.
Speaker 2 (40:40):
Do you understand what I'm saying. You're literally just trying
to make a living, You're just making your working. You're
at work. But to every other dude in there, they're like,
it's chick Tully digs me, you know.
Speaker 1 (40:52):
But there was two guys that I went out on
a few dates with.
Speaker 2 (40:54):
So how did that happen? Was that like, hey call
me when you're off or here's my number.
Speaker 1 (41:00):
They became regulars and like, and I don't.
Speaker 2 (41:02):
Know, you think it was the wings, I don't think so.
Speaker 1 (41:05):
No, they were. They were playing a long game and
they're like, you should we should go out to dinner, Like,
I'd love to take you to dinner. I was like, okay,
what do I have to lose here? Like this is
how you meet people? Yeah, and so I went out
on a few days. So I'm obviously none of them
turned into anything. But I went on a couple of dates.
Like one of them I dated for a couple of months.
Speaker 2 (41:20):
A couple of months. Yeah, dang.
Speaker 1 (41:22):
Yeah, So it wasn't like unusual. There is a chance
that it happens. So you're saying you gotta play a
long game. Now you're saying there's a chance that the
hot bartender may be into you. Yeah, but again, long game,
not short game, and you have to go when they're
not busy and when they're but you gotta do both.
It's the long game.
Speaker 2 (41:39):
Obviously, I don't give a crap. So if there any
dudes listening, like take notes, it's pretty good.
Speaker 1 (41:43):
I'm helping you guys out. This is how you do it,
this is how you score the hot bartender server.
Speaker 2 (41:48):
I remember when I was not twenty years old, like
my brother. My brother he was six years older than
so if he was old enough to drink, like you
go to a bar, I'd sit with them. They would kardis.
I was always good as long as I'm with him,
They're just like, oh cool, they're like the same age,
and it's fine.
Speaker 1 (42:06):
Oh god, I could never and so.
Speaker 2 (42:08):
Like at seven at eighteen nineteen, like, yeah, let's go
do what do you wanna do? You wanna go to
a bar? Let's go? And I remember we were like
I wrote one of those roadhouses like logans or I
don't know, one of those. And there was a girl
and she was totally into me, like I can totally
tell you where. I swear she was into me. And
I said, hey, what are you doing? It was like
Saturday night, Like what are you doing after? After you're
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done here? Like nothing, like do you want to go out?
Like do you want to go with us? We're probably
gonna go do something. And she's like okay, like why
don't you come? Like after we close, I'm like what
time do you close? So like eleven, you got it.
So I told my brother, like, let's go back. We
gotta go get her, and we go back and like
there were no cars in the parking lot. I'll never
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ever forget it. And it was one of those things,
like one of those things in your mind you're just
like that sucks.
Speaker 1 (42:57):
Okay, but also kind of rude to her, because yeah,
you a way to get out of that. There's a
there's a way to be like no, but that's the start.
Speaker 2 (43:04):
Thinking like oh, maybe, like you know, there's a family emergency.
I didn't my number or did I I don't remember
this kind of This was probably before cell phones. Honestly,
I was nineteen.
Speaker 1 (43:14):
Years old, but right before that's funny, not funny. She
should have she should have just let you down.
Speaker 2 (43:21):
It wasn't funny in that moment.
Speaker 1 (43:22):
Now you can look back like that's funny.
Speaker 2 (43:26):
Dang that hurt.
Speaker 1 (43:27):
There There is a chance, but not as many chances
maybe as we think there's that. Okay, Oh, I want
to share something with you that in case it never makes.
Speaker 2 (43:40):
It, but that's funny because it may not.
Speaker 1 (43:43):
It may not. But also you know, pretend you never
heard this. If it does. Okay, Lunchbox made a rookie mistake.
You want to know what happened. Yeah, he had his
little sore losers convention and this dude but dials me
right and I pick up the phone. I'm like, Lunchbox,
what's up? Hello?
Speaker 2 (44:01):
Hello?
Speaker 1 (44:02):
And all I hear is like laughter, and then somebody go,
you just butt dialed her. They were talking about me.
And when they were talking about what were they saying?
Speaker 2 (44:13):
Could you pick up anything?
Speaker 1 (44:14):
No, but there was laughter, which means there was some
comments set about me on some level enough for somebody
not even just be like, hey you butt Morgan or
like it was you just butt dialed her? Like that
means I was in the conversation.
Speaker 2 (44:29):
I mean, I will say that, like when I used
to do the convention, there was a lot of like
FaceTime Bobby, Yeah, FaceTime Amy and see they pick up
call Morgan. Like there was a lot of that. So
I wonder if that's kind of what it was. And
he was like, I'm not going to do it. I'm
not going to do it, Lunchbox. Oh, he was totally
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talking crowd about you.
Speaker 1 (44:51):
There's no way, like I would like to say, yes,
that could be in some scenarios. I feel like it
was this in that one, there was too much laughter
for that.
Speaker 2 (44:58):
It is a rookie mistake.
Speaker 1 (45:00):
I'm an idiot, he is for I'm like really like,
I sat there all weekend and I even texted him.
I literally said, rookie mistake. I just heard you're talking
about me.
Speaker 2 (45:08):
And you talking crap about me.
Speaker 1 (45:10):
Dude, didn't even see the text message.
Speaker 2 (45:12):
You have to do a whole like I know exactly
what you said, like I heard all and then don't
tell him what you heard, you know, and he'll be like,
what did you hear? Like I'm not telling you know
exactly what you said.
Speaker 1 (45:21):
See if I can get them. But you know, the
worst part though, is he was also probably drunk. He
doesn't even probably, oh for sure, it would be my guest.
He didn't even respond to that text message until we
were back at work, dude, and he was like, sending
me a bonehead, And I was like, dude, that was
literally three days ago.
Speaker 2 (45:38):
Speaking of I didn't send you a fun fact, I
think right, speaking of we're a little late, I gotta
do that.
Speaker 1 (45:47):
All right, Well, we are going to get out of here.
I had other random topics, but you know, well inter
Eddie and I fashion we went on different always it
was more fun anyway.
Speaker 2 (45:56):
They're like, topic is this, Let's talk about all these
other things and then maybe we get around it. We'll
talk about the topic.
Speaker 1 (46:02):
We'll leave on this one. What food is so underrated
that you wish more people either liked or talked about?
Speaker 2 (46:08):
Oh, underrated food?
Speaker 1 (46:10):
I can give you a second to think mine minus
breakfast burritos. I feel like nobody like them.
Speaker 2 (46:16):
I don't like them, like a breakfast taco.
Speaker 1 (46:19):
Same same concept, but breakfast. I mean, man, you do
a breakfast.
Speaker 2 (46:22):
Burrito, right, what do you want in it? You don't
do meat, eggs.
Speaker 1 (46:26):
Potatoes, avocado? Yeah, I love I love an egg I
have to be in the mood for it though. It's
kind of a texture thing.
Speaker 2 (46:33):
Potato and eggs pretty good.
Speaker 1 (46:34):
Yeah. And I just went to a place they had
tater tots and with eggs and avocado and salsa and
crema ganma granma.
Speaker 2 (46:43):
Yeah, I mean creama. I understand why you said it
that way, because it's a it's cream, but it's krama crema. Yeah,
which you say awesome, by the way, Like when you
say it like that, you say it really perfect those
are my rolling rds.
Speaker 1 (47:00):
That's my little piece of Spain that came back with
me little bit.
Speaker 2 (47:03):
Yeah, did you do they They don't have breakfast burritos
over there.
Speaker 1 (47:06):
No, you know what they do have is patatas bravas,
which are my favorite thing.
Speaker 2 (47:10):
E Patata's bravas.
Speaker 1 (47:11):
Patata's bravas are potatoes, a spicy mayo and like a
marinera red sauce type thing. Do you know what that
means Patata's bravas. I know it means potato, but I
know what bravas is.
Speaker 2 (47:22):
You're saying good potatoes. You're saying it bravas, bravo, kind
of root, brava, brav.
Speaker 1 (47:34):
Brave.
Speaker 2 (47:35):
Yeah, it's a brave potato.
Speaker 1 (47:36):
It's a brave potato. Why are they called brave potato?
Speaker 2 (47:39):
It's almost like proud. It's Spanish, is weird, like the
direct translation of certain words. They're like, yes, that's the
direct translation, but but it's also you can also use
that to say like proud.
Speaker 1 (47:51):
Okay, so it's a proud.
Speaker 2 (47:52):
It's a brave potato, like direct translation. But I'm sure
they mean it like badass potato, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (47:59):
Like taste see potatoes yeah like that.
Speaker 2 (48:01):
Yeah, like you can use so many different one word
to describe so many different things. Okay, but yeah, you
got it though.
Speaker 1 (48:08):
Great potatoes, Yeah, patatos, bravas.
Speaker 2 (48:10):
It's like a loaded mashed potato. You know, you know
what I mean? If you trans think it loaded, They're like,
what does that mean? Same deal.
Speaker 1 (48:15):
It's so true. Okay, you're your underrated food.
Speaker 2 (48:18):
Underrated food. Can I go like brisket because I feel
like no one really talks about you can go your briskit,
Okay unless you're in Texas, like, oh we gotta get
Texas barbecue. But the whole world needs to understand how
good a smoke brisket is. Okay, like smoke brisket is
the best thing that you can eat in the entire world,
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Like better than a steak.
Speaker 1 (48:40):
Okay, Hey, this is your underrated food and I believe
in you with this.
Speaker 2 (48:44):
It's a brisket baby.
Speaker 1 (48:45):
Okay, yes, all right now we're going to jump out
because we got to go answer some listener questions.
Speaker 2 (48:51):
Gotta go.
Speaker 1 (48:51):
That's the best Bits of the week with Morgan.
Speaker 2 (48:54):
Thanks for listening. Be sure to check out the other
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