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Bobby challenges Jason Aldean to remember the first line of his own songs and Bobby says goodbye to Facebook

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Did your buddy and you miss the America is show? Right? Yeah? Yeah,
more to mor and morning, Welcome to the show. Here
we go a Wednesday morning studio. Do you want to
appear smarter than you actually are? Well, you know, there

(00:26):
could be pressure associate with that. If you are purely smart,
people expect it, and then when you're you're less smart
than they think, they're like, well, you like low expectations,
and then you surprise them. If you want to seem
smarter or make people take you seriously, speak slower, speaking slowly,
make people sound more intelligent, but putting more emphasis on
your words. People go, oh wow, I'm so impressed. You

(00:47):
must really know a lot about this. Oh really, yeah,
Tom recognizing people doing cool things. So Karen Gunter, a
third grade teacher in Dallas, realized your kids could not

(01:07):
read cursive at all. That Edman taught cursive, which you know, really,
why would you use it? But then when they couldn't
read it, she was like, that's weird. So how I
came up and they were looking at the Declaration of Independence.
They were like, what's that funny writing on there? Oh?
My goodness. So she wanted to teach them to write
cursive in a fun way, since it really isn't in
the curriculum anymore. She connected them with pen pals at

(01:30):
a local senior living community, which they're lonely a lot
of times, and they definitely can write cursive. Yeah, they're
good at it back in the day, that's what they did.
But the felt tippins and the feathers on the end. Yeah,
So what they do is they write letters back and forth.
The old folks and the young kids are sending letters
back and forth. You ever cursive it up? Oh yeah,
of course. Sometimes I still do, just fun on the weekends. Yeah, yeah,

(01:53):
I take cursive vacations. Yeah, alright, gather around everyone, let's
get riding some cursive. That's I see there, I see you.
Bobby Bones show story. It's producer Raymond. The Austin package
bomber is dead. Police were able to track him down
using cell phone technology, security video and store receipts. Now
they're trying to see if there's any other bombs throughout

(02:15):
the city. In other news, the northeaster is here. The
winner storm is gonna do eighteen inches of snow on
Philadelphia and New York and other parts of the Northeast,
and finally in Maryland at a high school, there was
a school shooting. The team shooter died after injuring two classmates.
The school resource officers stepped in and ended the situation
within a minute. Yeah, thanks for hanging with us. Let's

(02:37):
go over to Sonia and Kansas. Hey, Sonya, Hi Bobby,
how are you. What's happening with you? Well, I just
wanted to tell you that one day I was looking
through the chanor going through the channels on the radio station,
and I came up upon the Friday Dance Party. And
that's my kind of music. I love it. But because
I love listening to you guys so much, um, I

(03:00):
continue to listen to you every morning on my way
into work. So you're not a country music fan generally speaking.
I liked it back in the eighties, like George Straight
those guys, and then I get kind of a Rarey area,
you know, interesting Rarea go ahead, and it was just
like I listened to it now and my cousins they're

(03:21):
all country fans and they always go to the country
Stampede many in Kansas, and I just was like, yeah,
I'll say, you know, I won't go, but I think
about going this year. Yeah, we got you and we
hooked you. Huh. Yeah, I appreciate that. So you like
the show. You also like nineties hip hop and Lunchbox.
So happy for you and your wife having a baby

(03:43):
and Amy and meet. You're wonderful, Bobby, You're very interesting.
I just want to read your biography. I don't know what.
It's very cool and I'm calling from Fort Riley, kans
As home with a big red one. Hey, what it's
the big red one. It's the army shoulder. Oh, the
big red one that just had the big bread one.

(04:03):
I was like, man, I'd like to go there. It
sounds like in Gluen Paradise. Thank you very much for
the car. I appreciate that. Let's go to Hala Joe
and Nashville. Hal Joe. Hey, what's up guy, you're on
the air. What do you want to say? Hey? I
was calling. I wanted to tell Lunchbox a couple of
new Dad chips that I thought about. Um one of ours.
We have a Boston Terrier. She's three years old, and

(04:25):
one thing I had read was to bring home an
article of clothing that the baby wore while you're in
the hospital. So like, while she's in the hospital with baby,
lunch Box would bring home a piece of clothing that
the baby's worn so the dogs can get for the dogs. Yeah,
what else? Okay? And then also Lunchbox, even though she's
planning on breastfeeding, make sure you get up and um,

(04:47):
offered to change the baby's diapers, see if she needs
a drink of water. Um, And even sometimes just waking
up and keeping us company during those early morning hours
makes all the difference in the world. That were all
what keeping you company? What you're supposed to be if
you're not support Wow, I never thought about that, but

(05:10):
that's why she called advice. Thank you. But do you
think that's something you'd be interested in. I do not
think i'd be interested in keeping a company at two
o'clock in the morning. Okay, they had the baby. Yeah yeah,
positivity time, Tell me something good. We'll start with Lunchbox. Lunchbox,

(05:38):
tell me something good. A record was just set for
the world's longest hockey game. They played for ten days straight.
Wait why all to raise money for cancer research. They
were just really bad and they couldn't score it. Go
come on. Forty players signed up and they rotated playing
five on Fox Gold didn't say who won, but they

(05:59):
raised one point two million dollars for cancer research. I
know one cancer restarts that cricket is a sport where
they play for multiple days, don't They don't stop. They
play for like eight or nine hours and they go
to bed, they come back and play again. They keep
over four or five days. Yeah, I bet this one.
I got a good one. Back in nineteen Elmer and

(06:21):
fran they met a Steak and Shake and they hit
it off. They married. It's the anniversary, so they have
their anniversary all the grandkids at the same Steak and Shake.
So you know those cat cafes, Yeah, all the young
kids are into it. Well, there's one particular in rural

(06:44):
West Virginia, and it really is it's like a cat shelter,
but it's a way for the cats to not be
in cages. Because every person that comes to the cat
cafe to cuddle with the cats, they have the opportunity
to adopt any of these cats. They're they're not just
there to work and cuddle, but they're all available and
they've adopted out this cat cafe a hundred and seventy cats.

(07:06):
Because people come in they cuddle, they play with them,
and then boom they take them home. Pretty cool. Have
you seen the previews for Roseanne coming back? I haven't really,
not one. Yeah, they're all over ABC. So Roseanne's coming
back next week. I still watched the Red Run sometimes

(07:28):
about tb Land. If I were to say the Connors,
that would be Roseanne. That's her last name, Okay. If
I were to say the Baron's families, everybody loves Raymond.
If I were to say the Banks is um will
Smith um no fresh Prince of bel Air. If I

(07:50):
were to say the Heferns, oh oh, but I know
the Heern hold On, hold on what family TV shows?
The Herons, I need another hint, I know it. It's
like right on the tip of my tongue. I just
need a little I need a nudge, just a nudge.
King of Queen's Dog Okay, The Tanners, oh um, full House,

(08:17):
the winds Lows, what TV show matters? The Tailor's the
Home Improvement, the Griffins Andy, Okay, who is it? Okay?

(08:38):
The Arnold's, I know this, what TV show had? The
Arnold's last name? Why am I thinking of now? I'm
thinking of Rosanne. But because yeah, I don't know. I
don't know. The Wonder Years, Kevin Arnold, Yeah, you're right, okay,
easy when the Hustables, Oh, Bill Cosby, Yeah, you can't

(09:00):
catch the next one. Kids. It's so sad. It's so
sad about that is there's too many things. I know,
there's so many layers that are sad. But it really
was a great family show that was pure and funny
and completely family and it's no longer. Well Rosann's back

(09:24):
next week, and I'm telling you Dan John Goodman looks Oh,
I don't know how he really is really old? Google
that real quick, John Goodman age if he's under ninety
he oh, he looks way older than that. And why
are we bringing all these shows back? Because they'll make money.
It's all That's what it's all about. That's why every

(09:45):
single thing exists. Revenues. He does look whole. Yeah, Steven
Tyler turned seventy next week. That's crazy. Yeah, he doesn't
now he's the opposite of that, and he doesn't live
that seven year old life. I mean, that's that's a
good looking check right there. Your Amy thirty second skinny.

(10:07):
So Tim mcgrawl and Faith Hill are on a little
tropical vacation, and Tim shared a funny post on social
media of him underwater and some crazy outfit and flippers.
I guess doing spear fishing or Something's even got a
snorkel And all he wrote in the caption was hydrating,
obviously poking about of himself for collapsing on stage and

(10:28):
then saying it was because of dehydration. So today we're
playing the world premiere of Keith Urban's new song Coming Home.
It features pop singer Julia Michaels. Coming Home is the
first single from Keith's new album Graffiti You, and we're

(10:50):
playing it every hour on the show. So I hope
you like it. I'm Amy that's your thirty second skinny bonehead. Sorry.
The story comes out from Orange Any, Florida. A man
was breaking into a car. When police approached him, he
took off on foot, running through a back yard season lake,
jumps in. They had to rescue him. They put him
in handcuffs on the boat. He's like, all right, now

(11:11):
is my time to get a good away? Oh wait,
so he jumped in the water. They rescued him, they
handcuffed him. Okay, now I want to jump out again,
and he jumps back in the water. He had to
be rescued a second time, so he had to be
rescued without handcuffs, so he thought it was smart to
jump in with Oh man, I'm much boxed at story

(11:31):
of the day, let's show. So I don't remember someone
coming to me about a charity event, and I guess
you and I couldn't do it. Maybe they scheduling conflict.
Scheduling conflicts. It never got to us because I guess
they knew we were going right. Amy and Bobby were
both gone, and so they replied said, hey, I'll do it,

(11:53):
no problem of him. Yeah, very nice little deal. And
they replied back, we're going to go in a different direction.
So you were volunteering your services to host a dinner
for this nationwide company. Why would they not want you?
In your mind, I don't know. I have no idea

(12:16):
why they would reject me. When they emailed the radio
station saying, do you have anybody that could host our
dinner that raises money for charity? And so when you guys,
they obviously wanted someone from the show. So I replied,
I'm in because you guys had a scheduling conflict, and
they reply back actually, I think we're gonna go in

(12:36):
another direction since Bobby and Amy can't do it. Like,
I'm not gonna name names on what company it was,
let's just say let's just say no, I'm not gonna
name name. Let's just say I hope they never sell
another house. What do they want you to do? It

(12:58):
was just a dinner there they Why do you think
people say no to you? I have no idea. Maybe
because I'm loud and exciting and they want a more
mundane host like this that's going to keep the room quiet.
I don't know. Is that what you think I do?
I go and keep rooms quiet. Yeah, you're not yelling
and excited. I don't yell no, no, and stumble over

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your words. Lunchbox is good in front of a crowd
with a microphone. He can get people pretty hyped up.
And maybe they don't want hyped up at a charity dinner.
You just think you're too good at what you do.
I might be too good host, and so they wanted
that's yeah. Let us set on the Bobby Bones show. Now, everybody,

(13:45):
what's going on? I didn't get invite to the house
last night? Why not? I don't know all I know
that come to work and everybody we went to Jason
Dean's house. I didn't send out the invites, So that's
that's above my pay grade right there. You're invited. You
just come over on a random night. Can you imagine, Jason?
Come on, Hey, I got people over there all the time. Anyways, Hey,

(14:07):
what's one more? Who hangs out at your house? Uh?
Tyler far a lot um and my sister. My sister
is like my next door neighbor, and so I have
three nieces at that house, so they're always at my house. Um.
And then my daughter's obviously are over there and they'll
have friends over sometimes. And so give us one mom
my dad, Like, my whole family is like right around

(14:29):
my house. So I always got people over there. Give
us one pool? Yeah? Is it? Is it ready yet? No? Actually,
it's like a concrete pool, so we're having to repaint
the bottom part of it. So we actually just uh
just emptied it out so we can paint it. And
your face, because if I had a pool, my face
would be at the bottom of I do not want

(14:50):
to look at that every day when I'm swimming. Trusted
me in my face. Let me see what we got here.
So you put out another song, I think Friday of
last week right there there, title track, Yeah, it's I
was track. It's uh man, probably is one of my
favorite songs on the record. You look at that stuff

(15:17):
when it goes up? Do you look at reaction? Yeah? Man,
I like to know what people are saying and how
they're you know, feeling about the song and um, you know,
so I'll throw it up there on like on the
Graham and and just kind of say, hey, you know,
new songs out and what do you guys think? And
will you look at them? Yeah, I'll take them out
and see what people say and unless they're not digging,
and then I just won't look at them anymore. But

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that was my question to the bad ones, like the
one or two bad ones out of three hundred, do
they bother you? Yeah? I mean obviously it's you want
everybody to like, you know, the stuff you're doing. But
I also I'm smart enough to know that, you know,
not everybody's gonna like what I do, and you're always
gonna have the ones that are gonna have a you know,
a comment or two to say. But you know, ultimately,

(15:58):
if I can look at it and you know, ninety
percent of the people that are listening to it or
you know, commenting on it like it. Then I you know,
I think that's pretty good. So this song here just
keeps all moving. Sell them you make it. I mean,
this thing is selling like crazy. It's unbelievable. Man, it's uh,
you know. I mean I can tell you when I

(16:19):
found that song and and we cut it, you know,
I thought it was was pretty special. Man. I thought
it was gonna do well. Um, but I didn't know
it was gonna do this well. You know, I didn't
know it was gonna take off like it has. And
it's just um, you know. I think one thing, I
think people aren't used to hear me sing those types
of songs. You know. Usually if I sing a slower
song or whatever, it's more of a like in any

(16:40):
old barcel, it's sort of a heartache type ballad, not
not really in love song. So I think this is
a little bit of a curve ball but it's just
a great song. You know. Do you dance? No, not
at all, because like, how do you sing this song
with that slow dancing? A little bit? I mean, I
I you know, I can slow dance if I have
to um, and I have, but it's not something that I,

(17:03):
you know, enjoy. But do you dance when no one's watching?
You don't even you just don't enjoy dancing. No, No,
like spontaneous little dance parties at the house with all
these people if I maybe if I've been drinking, But
you know, it's not not something I just make a
habit of doing. Basically. But who doesn't like dancing? I
don't know. Even if you're not good at it, Well,

(17:23):
that's it. I'm not good at it. They said ten
million dollars dancing with the stars. Oh no, no way, No,
you hate it that much. Yeah, I don't like dancing anyway.
I definitely don't want to do it on Primetown TV. Yeah, man,
I could have the best teacher ever and it probably
wouldn't wouldn't matter. But athlete, Yeah, I'm not saying I couldn't.
But I just I don't know. I just you know,

(17:46):
I just I don't like I don't still enjoy dancing.
I don't know what it is. What do you enjoy doing?
Maybe I'm weird. What what are your hobbies? Top three hobbies?
Top three hobbies? Um, you know I like to do
outdoor stuff. I like to like hunt and fish and
play golf, and I like to play softball or basketball
or do you play softball? Yeah, I play on the
road actually, so I have a like last year, so

(18:08):
I have me and my band and like Kane Brown
played with us, and uh, we'll go out and we'll play,
like maybe play the sheriff's department in whatever town. Yeah. Yeah,
well that's cool. So it's fun. I mean, it's uh
kind of gives us something to do. Get off the
bus and you know, I have some fun. What position
are you? I play short stop, but you know, but

(18:29):
I mean I love playing baseball. I grew up playing baseball,
and and even when I got out of high school,
I used to play and you know, soft used to
play softball in big tournaments and stuff. So you know,
first base gets the most camera time. I know. That's
why I used to play first base in high school.
So if you're got the ball all the time, so
I like that. But my cousins who works for me

(18:49):
and is on the team, is six six, so he's
the first basement. He's a big target. That's why I
had to stop playing, because I played first base even
in the college a bit, we'll try a little walk
on Because I was okay baseball player. I was left
handed and not a lot of room for uh contact,
hitting average first baseman. Hey, that was me, man, I
was a slap hitter, bass dealer, and playing first base

(19:09):
with no power. It didn't didn't work out the same thing. Yeah,
so I actually got recruited a college to play like
middle infield. But because I did play middle infield in
like summer leagues and all that, because I knew I wasn't.
I didn't have the pop to play first base in college.
You're right handed, though, huh yeah, yeah, that's why he
stuck me over there. I was left handed. I can
actually switch it, but I'm better. I actually right. I'm indextrious,

(19:34):
she said, indextrous. But I can hit left me too.
Golf or softball, I can do left or right. I can't.
I can't hit a golf ball. I've showed these guys
at our you're equally bad at both. I have no
I got on base last time you at the City
of Hope softball tournament. I went up there bad and
left handed, which I'm right handed, made contact, got on base. Okay,

(19:58):
I didn't walk to the base, I hit the ball
and I ran to the bass and I was safe.
What is this? We can't we don't have it yet,
But you did a song with Miranda. Yeah, so everybody's
been talking about it, like I haven't heard it yet,
But what is it? This low song and fast song. Um,
it's um, it's kind of a I guess kind of
be more like a mid um. It's it's a little

(20:18):
bit more of a slower type mid song and pretty,
you know, probably more on the traditional countryside. It's called
Drowns a Whiskey and and it's you know, it's kind
of similar, I would say, to something like The Truth
or any old barstool. It's kind of along those lines.
But um, just it's a really cool song man. And
and Miranda, you know, we we recorded a song together

(20:41):
on my second album called Grown Woman that was really cool,
and she kind of was she was on it, but
she was sort of background, you know, in the background
a little bit. And and so I wanted to make
it more of a feature thing on on this record,
and and so she came in and she's really a
great like a harmony singer, and our voice has just
blend really well together and so, um, she's sang on

(21:04):
this thing, and we just kind of cranked her way
up in the mix, and and you know, it's it's cool, man.
She she did a great job on it. How does
that ask go? And who comes up with the I
did to ask Miranda, like what what's that? Whole process?
It was my idea. And luckily, I mean, I've known
Miranda for years when we we kind of came up
in the business together. We hit about the same time
and toured together a lot in the early days, and
and so I've known her for for a long time

(21:25):
and been friends for a long time. So I just,
you know, basically just called her up and so. And
the way actually, the way it went down was I
had a song in mine and I called her and
I said, hey, I want to send you the song
and see what you think. And I sent her the
song and she wasn't really crazy about the song, and
so I said, hey, if you don't like the song,
I don't want to do that song. So I was like,
I actually got another one that just came in that
I think it's probably we'll probably fit better anyway. So

(21:48):
I sent her that one and it was drown as
a whiskey, and that's the one she she liked, and
so that's one we did. But uh, the first one
I sent her, actually she was kind of I mean,
it's okay, you know, she was trying to be nice
and basically say that, you know, she didn't like it,
But isn't that cool that she would say absolutely? Isn't
it admirable? Absolutely? And you know, I mean, because that's
that's me too, Like I'm a straight shooter, So just

(22:10):
be up front. And because I mean obviously too, I
didn't want her to be, you know, singing on a
song she didn't like, So I just told her, I
was like, if you don't like this one, that's cool,
Like we'll find something cool. This is the one we
had in mind. But if you don't like it, I got,
you know, I had another one. Jason Aldan's here. You
can pre order a review Town coming out in April.
Is it like a rapper where if someone guests on

(22:32):
a record, you kind of owe them a guest back.
So if Randa said, Jason, I need you to sing
on my record, do you feel like it's a Ozies? Uh?
I don't think so, although I mean, you know, if
somebody I mean, if she were to ask me to
sing on her record, I mean I I would do
that in a second. So, but I don't think it's
expected like that in in any way. How about this?

(22:52):
So let me keep my source because they don't care
if as long as I'll say who they are. Uh,
we're doing a record. And they asked Kendrick Lamar to
do verse and it was over. He was charging dollars.
I think to do verse. It's the quote that I've heard.
I can tell you he won't ever be singing on
my So if if an artist did you give him that,

(23:13):
if he saying the whole song, you won't pay fifty
for the whole thing. But that's not happening, all right,
You didn't have to pay. That's just friendship. Yeah, I mean,
this is this. You know, Country music is a different,
different world. I mean, we're all friends. We all know
each other, and you know, listen. I mean, if she's
on my album and and you know it's a cool
event and people are talking about it, and you know,

(23:36):
I mean, that's that's good for both of us, you
know what I mean? Vice versa. If I do something
on her record and and it gets some traction and
and starts becoming a thing and people are talking about
that's good for me. So, I mean, I think that's
just kind of the way we look at it, not
that it's a it's a money grab and you know,
it's a way to grab some money. So Jason's got
nineteen number one's Amy, which I don't even know how

(23:56):
long it would take to play nineteen number ones, and
I show, let's try it and see how many songs
do you play on a set list? Man? Uh? We
you know, we don't play all of them, but we
play uh man, I mean out of the nineteen, I
would say we probably play, you know, seventeen or eighteen
of them. What's the one you wouldn't like to play anymore?

(24:18):
But you still play because the fans love it. But
if you're like, man, if I could just put put
that away for a bit, well, I mean we've done
that on on certain things. You know. The one to
me that that's always kind of hard to pull off
is the the duet with Kelly, just because yeah, just
because she's not there, you know what I mean, And
so I end up kind of singing the whole song
by myself where we have her on a video screen.
It's like we can only put her on a video

(24:39):
screen so many times to make it cool, you know
what I mean. So that's the one that we kind
of have a hard time really, you know, keeping in
the show and kind of making it fresh. So there's
that one, and um, I'm trying to think of some
of the other ones that which one is still super
fun to you? Then it's all and you love playing
a country every time she's country to me, as like,

(25:02):
that's that's still as soon as we rip into that song, man,
I mean, the reaction we get from from the crowd
is the same as it was when that song was
a number one. Like it's the same reaction now as
it was then, And it's just it's still fun to play.
That's the one that kind of gets everybody, gets everybody
up and moving. I bring up you have nineteen number one.
Here's the little challenge I give you. Yeah, I'll give

(25:25):
you the song your first number one in two thousand five.
What's the first line to why It's three am? It's
three am? Here we go, it's three am. Okay, okay,
let's see here. First line to Big Green Tractor. Um,

(25:47):
you don't get any music you know, I'm trying to
play it in my head right now. There we go.
She had a sound of the beam. Didn't that crazy?
Because I'm the same way. Unless I'm all I go
through this muscle memory of learning things certain ways, and

(26:08):
if I don't get the front, I don't, Yeah, I
have to hear the intro or whatever. Sometimes I do
that on stage. I just have I just blank out
on stage and intro it goes by, and I just
time for me to sing and nothing. Like Dan just said, well,
like sometimes like what I'll do is I'll bring them
out for like the first month of the tour just

(26:30):
so so it's there, you know, like if we haven't
played in a few months, like we haven't played shows,
I'll have them out for like a month, just so
I kind of it just in case I needed it's there.
And then once we kind of get in the groove
and and it's it's back to like playing shows all
the time, we can get rid of them. I'll tell
you what I do, because I have trouble memorizing too.
I don't know if you have trouble memorizing. I have
trouble memorizing. And so when I do stand up all right,
full jokes and take them to the ground until I

(26:52):
get it, and I'll look down at the ground because
they don't know where you're Yeah. Well, anymore like a
tele prompter you can put in like the and it
looks like a floor nitor, you know so, and then
instead of being a speaker, it's just a screen in
there so nobody can really see it. My birthday is
coming out up. Come on, I'll teach you a few
things about that. Man, how about Flyers States? Can you

(27:12):
get that first line? Um? A couple of guys. Good,
let's do one more night train? Oh man, Um, I'm
trying to remember the intro out of that one. I've

(27:38):
been thinking about you all day. Maybe another one. I
don't have to watch them. I don't you want to stay? Well,
I get an intro on this, it's like, don't you
want to stay a little while? I really need to

(28:00):
let this moment go there. I really hate to let this.
I'm playing the piano part in my head to get
the get the enter of it. Yeah, it's just I
have to hear all that stuff. You know, what do
your band guys say about you? They were to say
hey in a in a room I said, Hey, that's
a good question. Tell me about Jason. Uh. You know, man,

(28:21):
here's what I say. I mean, those guys are I mean,
some of my best friends. So we uh, you know,
I would hope it would be all good stuff. I'd like,
I'd like to think they would say, I'm you know,
I'm the same now as I was, you know when
we met. I mean totally my bass player. He was
one of my first friends I met when I moved
to town, you know. And I remember him coming over
to my apartment back in like and I was just

(28:44):
sitting around writing songs in my apartment and putting our
money together to order a pizza, you know, so we
we could eat and and uh, you know, neither one,
neither one of us really had much going on. And
and I've known him since then, and he was really
the one that sort of helped me to find, you know,
the the guys in the band, Kurt and Rich and
and all those guys. So, um, you know, I've known

(29:05):
those guys for a long time. And we all kind
of moved to town roughly about the same time, and
and and sort of navigated the uh the music scene here,
you know, together, and it was it was cool to
sort of That's what I think was cool, Like once
we finally hit, it was cool to be able to
share that with like the guys that have been with

(29:25):
me since, you know, since I moved to town. So
I would I would hope to say I hope to
think that they would say cool stuff. But I don't know.
If you have a show that you think is not
the best show, what are you like to be around
after the show? Um, I'm fine. I mean to me,
it's you know, we go out and if we have
a bad show, I mean, it's it's inevitable. It's gonna happen.
I mean, there's gonna be nights where stuff it doesn't

(29:47):
work or stuff, you know, guitar strings break or my
mic goes out or I mean, let's just playing music. Man,
it's gonna happen. And you know, I don't sit back
there and and worry about it too much. I mean,
I hate it for the people that were there. You know,
obviously you want to give in the the best show that
you can, but um, you know, sometimes stuff happens, and
you know, I'm not back there in a bad mood
or anything after the show. So we're gonna do a

(30:08):
big theater show in April. Yeah, you're gonna do it.
I'm just gonna host it. Yeah, and your record comes
out and we'll have you back on the show in April.
Sounds great, man, A right, we'll see you then, Jason, now, Dean, everybody, Yeah,
all right. So I saw earlier that the guy that
was putting the bombs out of Austin they killed him, right, well,
he killed himself. Oh, it's that what happened? They they Oh,

(30:30):
I thought they shot at the car. The last I've
seen they shot at the car. They were closing in
on him at a hotel in round Rock, which is
just north of Austin, and he left in his car.
They were following him. He pulled over on the side
of the road in a ditch, and as they approached
the vehicle, he detonated a bomb blew himself up. One
cop after the bomb did fire, one shot at the car,
and I saw because of rules, the cops have to go. Okay,

(30:51):
I'm out. I like to spend myself because I fired
my well, right, he's on leave while they investigate. Twenty
four year old white male suspect dead after debtonating a
bomb in his vehicle. One police officer was in July.
Lunch said it's unclear whether the suspect acted alone. Police
do not have a motive for the bombings, and they
said there could still be other packages out there because
they don't know what he was doing in the last

(31:12):
twenty four hours, So still be vigilant. Man. Well, you
know what, peace out, homie like, I'm glad you did.
I wish we hadn't know more, but I hope we'll
find out more about it. I'm surprised that this has
happened and there hasn't been some sort of manifesto. Maybe
there is or some sort of reason behind it, because
you don't do this unless you want to share why
you're doing it. But that's all for now. I just

(31:33):
saw it. Wait till Jason leaves, I would him involved
any of that talk. But there good. That is good.
And they have not said his name because they are
waiting to notify next of Kim and they said he
is from Central Texas. Okay, well, let's we'll find out more.
To come back Mike in Ohio. What's somebody? Not much?

(31:56):
I'm just calling in to congratulate Lunchbox and his white
man Nick affecting a baby. Yeah, I got that. Huh yeah,
that's awesome. What about you gunny babies? Uh yeah, I
got a three year old and I'm actually backing into
a parking spot at the hospital to go see my
one day old. Wait. So yeah, I just imagine I've
had a baby and it was the hospital. I would

(32:17):
just stare at it all night and not go to sleep. Yeah,
yeah that. I didn't want to leave, but we got
a three year old ask to daycare, so I had to.
I had to take him home and get him to
bed and then uh, I got up this morning, took
him into daycare, and on my way in I stopped
off and picked up bagels for the nurses to help

(32:37):
deliver this one. Not good for you. And if I
had two kids, I imagine I wouldn't stare at the
kid all night. I would take so you don't even
think about stuff like that. That's right. Hey, thank you
for the call. Congratulations, appreciate you. By the way, lunch
boxes I gets for you. Baby box date, let's last
up day? Oh wow? No real update? Really run out?

(33:00):
All right? There? It is baby box up date. It
is no update yet. How she's feeling feeling great, just tired.
She wants to sleep all the time. She gets home, works,
she's ready for bed. Anything new happening with her? Not
that baby box date? Nothing new happening. Have you guys

(33:20):
made any changes around the house or anything? Baby box date?
That's it? Nothing nothing yet, this just ends. Sorry, no changes?
Are we supposed to already? No? No, I'm just wondering.
I mean, everybody's wanting an update. But if there's nothing
to update, then there's nothing to update. So we'll check
back into a month or so. I'll have an update tomorrow.

(33:42):
Are you gonna go and make one up? No? No, no,
I'll find out what's happening with the baby. It's a
new week, so she'll read me what's going on tonight?
Are you still talking into her belly? I said good
night baby? But you don't ever be like heyge pops. No,
not yet. She tells me to quit cursing around the baby.
By the way, you have to stopped cursing to Eddie's
cell phone too, Like, yes, it's true, lunch text curse

(34:05):
words Eddie's phone. But Eddie has a ten year old.
You have a ten year old that knows how to
read and like he sees my phone and lunch Box
always texts me curse words in whatever he's saying. He's like,
I'm like, dude, my kid's gonna read this, and then
I don't want to have the conversation of like that,
what is this? It's so weird that people are listen.
I don't curse at all and have it in years.
I don't think a single curse word, so people don't

(34:27):
curse around me anymore. It doesn't bother me, but people
don't curse around me. So when I don't ever hear
lunch cuss anymore. So the fact that he's cursing, I know,
I didn't even know he cused. Yeah, yeah, I'll show
you the text. Bade me didn't curse either. We're basically
two wonderful people. You know, says curses and I say cuss.
Is it cursor cussus? When I was a kid, it's

(34:48):
a curse. More adults just no I to have to speak,
and when you speak and you do comedy in different
parts of the country, it's it's very southern. Okay, all right,
I want to be well rounded. I don't curse, but
I didn't. I honestly didn't know lunch Box because we
don't curse on the air, And yeah he doesn't really.
I guess he doesn't text me anything curseworthy, but I

(35:09):
had no idea, Like who texts out the curseword? It
adds emphasis to a story, So I do all caps.
Are you gonna curse around your baby until it gets
to a certain age date? Is seriously, dud? Stop texting
those words, seriously. Maybe keep your phone yourself. Oh yeah, okay,

(35:29):
good luck with that when you have a Kidd's thirty
second skinny. Congratulations to Chris Jansen. He's officially the newest
and the youngest member of the Grand ol Opry and
this is pretty cool. Garth Brooks is the one that
surprised Chris last night to give him his trophy and

(35:50):
help with the induction. Didn't nobody know Garth's coming out.
I was there, We were all backstage. We all walked
up to the front right as christ was about to
go on and I was talking to some people to
free and they said, man, you talk about a hard
secret to keep. But it was good. Chris's emotional sang
three songs that was inducted, then sang another. It was good.
It was fun. And there's free food. Oh that's great.

(36:12):
More performers have been added to the a c M
Awards line up. You got Kenny Chesney, Lady Antebelle and
Like Shelton and Keith Urban all taking the stage perform
and then Reba McIntyre, she's gonna be hosting. It's gonna
be live from Vegas April fifteen. I'm Amy. That's your
thirty seconds Hinney. By the way, I'll be in Pittsburgh
coming up in a few weeks telling jokes. If nobody

(36:34):
of our Pittsburgh listeners want to come out Bobby Bones
Comedy dot Com. I've never been to Pittsburgh the first
time ever been No beautiful. Yeah, it's awesome. When my
friends used a summer there, really know who's summers were.
We don't even know those kind of people know anyway,
tickets of Bobby Bones Comedy dot Com. All our Pittsburgh
listeners did your buddy and it's the Bobby ball is

(37:02):
about right over to Amy with that morning Corny The
morning Corny hot dogs look like, why do all hot
dogs look alike? Because they're in bred? In bred girl.

(37:28):
That was the morning Corny I had a girl while Okay, Yeah,
it's a good one. Rebels rebels that a cause we're
working blue folks. Man, you're on the air. Thank you
for calling. I appreciate. So the story behind it was, so,
I just got back from a deployment. Um, listen to
you guys all throughout the deployment about the only thing

(37:50):
that kept us going. We've blasted it through the barracks
and everything. So I just want to thank you all
for what you do and bringing joy to the service members.
Look at this guy over here to playing and coming back.
Appreciate you. Hey, where'd you go? We went to Japan
and South Korea? Man, what's that like over there? Man?
It's really cool. The culture is a lot different out

(38:12):
in South Korea. Man, it's actually really Americanized. You're gonna
be able to see a lot of the cars that
we have out the US everything else. So it's really cool.
It ConA do like a weekend trip South Korea and
get back in time or is that a little farm
a little far I said about two and a half
months out there. Well, listen, we appreciate what you do

(38:33):
and what you did and what you're continuing to do.
So thank you very much. Appreciate it's the honor to
be on the show while you guys are out there where.
Anybody's serving right now, is listening to this or have served.
I appreciate you, man, You're that cool. Thanks. Ben, have
a good day, buddy. I give you one of these two.
I appreciate you. Let me run this one up the

(38:56):
flag pole. See if any listeners understand or have the
same kind of story. So this couple met during jerry duty.
They both served in a contract or fraud case. They met,
they dated, they got married, and had the same judge
that was over the case married them. So the same

(39:18):
judge that was doing the contracting fraud case ended up
marrying them later on because they were like, we went
in the court room, let's just get married in court
room by the same judge. So I guess there any
less of jobs that They had a little cute story
about man an airport, so then we got married on
the airplane. Anything like that. This some some little acute
story that you have about meeting your husband and wife,

(39:41):
and you want to share that with us. Eight seven
seven seventy seven, Bobby, that's a phone number, eight seven
seven seventy seven, Bobby, I'd like to have that because
I mean, this other story is so heavy that Austin
bombing suspect is dead. Uh, and then there's other devices
maybe out there too. So the two year old suspect

(40:03):
cues of setting off a string of these bombs around
Austin ended up setting off a bomb and killing himself.
Austin police have confirmed this their warning the public out
there that other devices could be out because if he
did what he was doing, there's other stuff waiting on people.
The Austin Police chief said the suspectified its twenty four
year white man was identified as person of interest, then

(40:24):
became a suspect. They used surveillance video from the FedEx
store on Brody Lane and South Austin to lead them
to suspect. That's my au Fedic store when I have
to that's but right. Yeah. Authorities also got the information
from Google and the suspects computer that he was looking
at how to ship devices. They're just saying, White, I'm

(40:46):
just reading the whole story is good because it's it's
still developing. Anything new over there, lunch, No, that's all
I got. And I because when I read it early
this morning, said a cop shot at him. I thought
the cops store and that got him, but I guess
he had already taken off, and then when they were
approaching the vehicle, he detonated at the bomb. They're not
saying the stuff. I wonder if it was one he
was planning to put out, or if he had uh
one of like one of those oh if something goes wrong,

(41:07):
I can blow up, blow it up, because obviously he
didn't want to live. M m. Well, I think a
bit of that fear has gone, that he's gone. I
think now it's just I think they had thousands of
calls yesterday. Two of my friends call me yesterday because
cops were called near where they were to come and
look at packages because they didn't have a name on

(41:27):
them or somebody didn't expect it and it was a
weird name on them. And so I will bet did
that dude left something else out there or ship something else.
I don't think he just stopped. He was gonna do
what he was doing until they got him. And I'm
still surprised there's no note, website link something, and there
could be and they're hiding it, which I hope the case,

(41:48):
but I'm surprised that that there isn't some sort of
manifesto wish type thing, because I don't think people do
that just for the kicks of blowing things up. I
think people do it because of some bent reason in
their head, like I'm gonna do this and for this reason,
and this is the attention it's gonna get, and then
you're gonna hear me. Because he wasn't targeting anyone specific.
The one were the cyclists. Yeah, that was for kids

(42:11):
to walk to school and the people on their bicycles
and the evening actually were in the wrong place at
the wrong time. Anyone's in the wrong place at the
wrong time, but they went to the path where those
kids were gonna be walking the next morning. It's so yeah,
there's that meyway. If you met somebody a cute story,
I'd love to hear it on a lighter note. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

(42:31):
but that's such a big story. There's that We'll do
you met somebody, get a cute story. Next. This couple
they go in they do jerry duty. They meet during
jerry duty, they get engaged. When they decided to get married,
they go asked the judge that presided over the case
that they were jerry dutyng on to marry them. I

(42:52):
thought it wasn't that cute, I said, any more listeners
have a story like this. Hey Trey and Mississippi. What
a buddy, what's up? Tell me your story? But I
guess this quick. And I met my wife on a
Disney internship and we ended up getting engaged and married
at Disney World. How about that? You love Disney? Huh? Man, Congratulations?

(43:15):
How long you've been married? It'll be almost five years
in November. Man, best two years of your life. You
have been the best so far. Hey, thank you very much. Trey.
Let me go over to brook in Indiana. Hey, Brooke, Hey,
what up? Hi? Um, mine isn't about getting married, but
it's about getting engaged. My husband and I met when

(43:38):
we were in college our freshman year. Uh. He was
my coach for our powder PuF football team, and then
fast forward four years we did it all four years.
He was my coach again, and I told him, if
we're going to engage, I just wanted to be surprised. Well,
he pulled it out on me. I had no idea.
He surprised me in the middle of our powder puff
football game. He called time out and proposed in the
middle of the game. How about now you're talking about

(44:01):
coach like he was probably a student who was coaching. Correct. Okay,
it's not like coach Wilson. It's years old, grizzled veteran
of the Gridiron. No, we were both fresh when we
were both seniors all through. That's a sweet story. Thank
you for sharing that with us. Have a good day,
as always. I appreciate you. Hey, Caitlyn and New Orleans. Caitlin,

(44:26):
tell me your story. I met when we were babies
at daycare, and then we met again in high school,
dated all through high school and ended up getting married
at the daycare. That that's cool. Both our kids actually
go to the same daycare. Wow, that's a good one.

(44:46):
Thank you for that. Have a good day. Hey, thanks
for listening to New Orleans. Of course, thank you, Bye
bye man. We did have listeners to have cool stories.
May appreciate you. I go to the Grand Old Opera
last night, and usually if I go to the opera
on Tuesday, it's late. I'll play the opera on a
Tuesday sometimes because the opera is so important to me.

(45:09):
But man, a Tuesday night, you gotta drive me by
my hair to get me out of my house. And so,
but Chris Jansen, dear friend of the show, He's inducted
into the Grand ol Opery and I'm not gonna miss that,
And so get my yawns out of the way before
trying to do my my star stretches, and I eat

(45:29):
dinner a little later to make my body because it's
just not for me. This whole stand up late thing
is for the birds. Until I'm not doing mornings anymore.
Then trying to put me to bed, well, yeah, once
this once, I'm not doing mornings anymore, and who knows
when that's gonna be, could be sooner than later. I'm done.
I get out. That's not a gut it out and
go to the opera. Drive out there excited for my

(45:51):
friend Chris. You can tell it was really important to him,
and that's what was cool. It wasn't that he was
being inducted into something and but it just meant to
him to be inducted into the Grand oh Opery. And
so talk to him a little bit. But it's one
of those like a wedding where you know, the bride
has a thousand people that want to say hi to her,
so you don't really want to go and talk to

(46:12):
her for half an hour. So I go I talk
to Chris for a few minutes and going talk to
his wife, and so I make my way to the
front and I'm gonna watch, and he comes down like
Chris Jansen, and he plays buy me a Boat, right,
he can by me boat, and the crowds like you
can brow me. And Chris is pretty hyper anyway, and
he's like, he's like Mount New and twenty six of them.

(46:35):
So then he goes, this is my second number one,
and he plays fix a Drink. Crowds feeling it was like,
and we keep waiting for the induction to happen. We're
just watching, going when's the induction? When does he become
a member? What this balloon come down? Then he sits
down at the piano and he starts to play piano

(46:56):
man from Billy Joel. In the whole crowd, I'm just
singing along. He's playing Harmonica Bia and the guys like.
Then he plays drunk Girl, a drunk girl, but he
has their phones up. Let leave ball alone, leave the

(47:20):
keys on the can, and so he played us three
songs and we're going, I wonder what's going to happen now?
Because you played three songs usually on a long opera
stant So then all of a sudden they go, hey,
walc him out a Garth Brooks and everybody's like what
Garth walks out. He's got his classy cowboy hat on. Yeah,
he's wearing the cowboy hat, the classy yeah. Yeah, yeah,

(47:44):
for sure he had in the case before he put
it on, like that guy warned that since the first album.
So he comes out in the white hat. He's like, Chris,
you know, this is like family, this is you know
how Garth does. He just nails the speech. He just
says exactly what you wish you would even think much
to say. And some people are looking and Chris is
just giddy. Chris calls his family out there and Chris

(48:08):
is giving a speech and his speech is just as good,
if not better, and uh, it was awesome. Yeah, it
was so Chris didn't even know that Garth no, because
I was talking to people to opera if I've gotten
to know a bit, and they said, yeah, it was
a tough secret to keep. But Chris didn't know that
Keith Urban was going to invite him to the opery
back in at the rhyming days. You know, months ago,

(48:30):
a bunch of secrets. He just thought that he was
going to play a song with him. So yeah, Chris cried,
and I was really happy for him, because again, regardless
of what the honor is or what it is that
you're doing, if it means a lot to you, that's important.
If something means something to my friend, that's important to me.
I don't care what it is or how level, if
you're in the Hall of Fame or the opery, but

(48:52):
it meant something to Chris, and I thought, Man, I
am really happy for him. It was a cool moment
last night, got home, I went to bed, got up
this morning, brush my teeth. I'm walking to them the
whole day now. It was a fine moment. And Chris,
I know you're not awake because the late night for
you last night, but I'm proud. I'm proud of you.

(49:12):
I'm proud for you, buddy. There's a picture on my
Instagram of us hugging. It looks like we're about to
make out. Yeah, I just we're about to hug in
our faces were close together. But you know what what
I was like, whatever, man, it's a big night show.

(49:33):
Would you do last night? Amy um hung out with
my husband and the kids. We watched Supergirl. They love Supergirl. Huh, well,
my daughter is really not into it. It's my son,
but it was his night to pick what we watched
when we're winding down, and she just sat there and
made um, those little bracelets, whatever those little bracelets are,
She's made you a couple. Yeah, So why does he

(49:54):
like Supergirl? I don't. I don't know. There's something at
the orphanage where they watched Supergirl all the time. Know
she was more into Flash and then he just is
obsessed with Supergirl. I don't know. So my husband, I
just said, up there were on our computers were doing
things and then there it's like their way of just
chilling before we go read and go to bed. Do
you read them every night? Yeah? What do you read

(50:15):
to them? Um? Well, there's a superhero book because it's
Avenger's book that we're into, and each night is a
different character, Like I read about aunt Man. Yeah, I
haven't seen the movie, but yeah, Paul reds ain't Man. Yeah,
I mean, but we've gone through them all Captain America
and then um, they have their little Kid's Bible and
we go through through a few stories in that, But
it's pretty that one. We go through a couple of times.

(50:38):
What's their fascination with superheroes? I don't know. I guess
are all kids kind of into it? Maybe it's a
again I wonder, But again, they didn't grew up in America,
and I wonder if the orphanage they were super exposed
to superheroes. Yeah, I think they were. And then it's
probably just something for them, like something comfortable. Yeah, they're

(50:58):
really into it. Does she need any more American Girl dolts?
Because I probably make that happen. I just got in
trouble last on my bottom one, and I have a
little bit I'm still recoiling from what. You're not in trouble.
Come on, you came in here, we did a segment,
you lectured me, you got scold a little, and then
you said the American Girl factories at my house. I'm
happy to bring that because there is a legit, real

(51:19):
American Girl doll store and parents take their kids to it,
and I'm thinking, why would you? Why would you do that?
Then you show them all these things to be obsessed with,
and then all this stuff exists. Did you know you
can like check your American Girl Doll into the American
Girl Doll Hospital. You can buy the hospital, Yes, and
it comes back out of the hospital in a hospital gown.

(51:42):
Then you get the insurance bill and life prescriptions. Yes.
And American Girl already want the name brand the whole thing,
like youn take it to the hair salon there. I
mean I would pair other parents tell me they take
the gets there, and I'm thinking never, I'm not gonna
do it. The top five songs, this sweet number five,

(52:05):
Brett Eldredge, The Long Way, See Me It's good. One
Will you clean? With number four? Devin Dawson, All on
me my number, you can call on me. You tell
a little bit to fall on number three, Luke Bryan.

(52:25):
Most people are good. I believe most people are good
and most moments on the qualified for Thomas Read at
number two, It's just you. Chris Stapleton at number one
with broken halos. Hello good Chris. I mean he only

(52:50):
had three number one albums on a Road and one,
two and three and a little bit. It was embarrassing.
He'd for anyone who cut to music radio that he
doesn't have a number one yet and that's the first one.
But he doesn't care because he's got every number one
record in the history of records of the past year.
So listen, I'm happy. But Chris is king dingling, he doesn't,

(53:11):
you know, He's like, I've been number one in it already.
But I'm glad that there's that because they're that stigma
is well, he doesn't have a number one at radio.
Who cares? Who cares? He's good. Yeah, in the same
let me say this too about and I just tweeted this.
I'd like to shout out to all the program directors
and country music. They're really starting to focus, like really

(53:32):
on females. Everybody will always talk about it for years, Oh,
but now you're starting to see it happen a bit,
and you're seeing these forties and thirties and twenties start
to fill up with more females. And always said, nobody's
gonna change today, but we can always change that ground
level culture. I think you're starting to find at least
see that. So shout out to the radio people's that

(53:53):
are doing that, because there's a strong group. Daniel Bradberry,
Lauren Elena, Jillian Jacqueline. The number one the highest ranking

(54:15):
female country artist right now is Lindsay l with criminal
and that's a twenty two. Now. See there's not anything
up there higher that that's okay because they're all coming.
It's like they're they're running the mile and they're running fast,
but they're about just but shout out to the program
directors for making it happen, like really, because that's the
whole deal is. It's got to start before I can finish,

(54:37):
and everybody's just not gonna go to number one to
begin with. So that's all. So there have been this
guy putting off bombs in Austin, and I assume it
was a guy. What I said was, I bet it's
a some crazy, angry white dude who is probably in
his thirties or early forties. I guess he was a
little younger than that. Yeah, usually they get a little older.

(55:02):
And I thought, I don't know. In my mind, just
because of the bombing, I might I kept picturing the
UNI bomber dude. But that's because we watched that documentary
about him, and not a documentary actors, that was actors.
You're right, it was so real though it was real,
and I fact checked it all too as it went along.
It was called man Hunt unibomber. It's on Netflix. So

(55:22):
this guy's been putting these little bombs all over Austin,
in front of people's doors, in front of on sidewalks,
in trying to mail them a trip wire. Yeah. So
the man police believe was behind a series of bombings
for nineteen days as dead. He was twenty four years old.
Police have not released his name, only described him to
the twenty four year old white man. It's unclear they

(55:45):
say whether he lived in Austin. They do think it's
Central Texas. Police say the suspect is responsible for bombings.
They're still investigating why. I'm amazed that they don't know yet,
because that's why people do this, is for some crazy reason,
and maybe they do and they just haven't put it out.
But they said the sophistication behind this, like he clearly

(56:05):
I knew what he was doing. He had a skill
set he had developed and he was using it. It
wasn't like he just decided he wanted to do it
and went on Google and was like how to make
a bomb. What he did Google though, is about the
mail right, how to mail them? Don't you think it's
kind of a your giveaway? Well, it's just if you're
googling something, don't google it at your house or what

(56:26):
do they call that carbon footprint or whatever. That's like,
it's no carbon like from your car digital footprint. So
they found him. In the past twenty four hours or so,
they received information about a person of interest who became
a suspect. Mayor Steve Adler confirmed they had surveillance images.
To me, I assumed he was so advanced he was
somehow going to places that didn't have surveillance or he

(56:50):
was then looking at the pictures from the surveillance. I
thought he had a wig on for sure. Oh yeah,
it wasn't it. I thought it was a wig, had
to be, okay. I thought you're saying, now those reports.
I was like, it's not clear if you had any accomplices.
It appears that he was alone when he drove away
in Round Rock. It's just not really and he may have,

(57:10):
but it's not really an accomplice type thing to put
out bombs because someone's gonna leak, someone's gonna say something
to somebody. This is kind of a lone wolf type
guy thing. It's an angry white guy type thing too,
Like I'm angry and I'm white what are you angry
about trying to kill people with nails? Well, and Mike,

(57:30):
the just the city of Austin and surrounding areas as
much as they can take a sigh of relief, like
I just can't even imagine being there. But still, you
have to be careful because they don't know his actions
in the last twenty four hours represent chance that's all
he had done. There may be some in his place,
there may be some out there's zero represent a chance
that he was done and they got him after he

(57:52):
was completing his tent. You still need to be cautious.
So yeah, I'm thankful that he's gone from this earth.
I am praying that nothing else goes off and hurts anybody.
I'm hoping that he was working alone. I think he
probably this is the type of person who works alone
because otherwise things to get out. Someone tells their cousin,

(58:13):
their cousin and tell us their friend. The friend calls
the cops. So there's that. Oh, you understand Austin's home
so that this story to me is not only huge nationally,
but huge and mahar as well. So there's that. Thank
you very much. We put Lauren on in New York. Hey,
Lauren in New York. Hey, how's it going. Hey, thank

(58:33):
you for listening. What's going on? So we are coming
out to your show in Pittsburgh in a couple of weeks.
Oh yeah, my stand up comedy joke show. Yeah. My
kids there in second and fourth grade. They love your show.
We have to listen to you on I Heart Radio
because we moved from Boston to Buffalo and you're not
on in Buffalo. I'll change that. Let me give me

(58:55):
a number. Yeah, I'm sorry, go ahead. So anyway, we
listen to you every morning on when I take them
to school. They love the morning corny, they love um lunchboxes,
stories about the bone Head story. They think you guys
are great. And so anyway, we're coming out to see
you in Pittsburgh. But then earlier this week I heard
a caller call in and say you made a joke,
and she said, oh, I'm glad I didn't have my

(59:15):
kids there, And I'm like, oh no, I just thought
these tickets for us all to go. That's the Pittsburgh
is the closest you're coming to Buffalo. So I just
wanted to hear is you know you think it's okay?
I'm bringing them to the show. Well, I always say
I don't think kids like spoken word anyway, because I
get up there and tell jokes. And secondly, I won't
compare my comedy after our show on eight thirty. I
don't curse, but I'll make the occasional dangling joke. Yeah,

(59:38):
I do so, And I think I haven't told the
joke yesterday, or maybe I didn't. Maybe I said it
off the year, but it wasn't bad. It was I mean,
it's like, it's just a dangling joke. Yeah, yeah, I
don't know that. I know it and probably kept it
from you. Guess you know what. Yeah, that's why I
would say, Lauren, I don't think even I don't curse,

(59:58):
but it's I make the ocasional dangling jokes to your show.
It's border it's borderline for second graders. We didn't we
didn't get to the dangling joke yet because we're still
listening to yesterday. Okay, Well, I just mean in general,
like you know, yesterday we're talking about Amy. It doesn't matter,
it's it's too early to do that. But yeah, you
never talking about you and your parents. You walked in.

(01:00:20):
Its awesome stuff. That's later on. You haven't heard that yet.
It's nothing. I wouldn't say anything on stage. I wouldn't
say in this show. I think that's fair. Fair, but
that's all okay. So yeah, we're looking forward to just
that the whole thing. Yeah, of course, Well, thank you
very much. I see in Pittsburgh, Warren. I just don't

(01:00:41):
want to ever tell somebody coming then guess really there's
really nothing to it. But I know why you tell
dangling jokes because every time he dangling, I'm laughing right now.
That's all I have to say. Um, okay, let me
play you marry me. Thank you for the call. Though.
I was talking to a guy yesterday at work. We're
talking and he keeps spitting as you're talking, and spinning

(01:01:02):
on my face right now on purpose coming and I
can feel a little spitball just bob me in the face,
and so I'm going, I can't take much more right
and right it's I'm about trying to make a break
for it. It's spit goes in my mouth. He's like, hey,
it goes and it goes in my on my tongue,

(01:01:23):
and I'm going, oh my goodness. And so I think
the term germaphobus thrown around a little too lightly. A
real germaphobe doesn't leave their house because they're scared to
touch things. I'm not that level. I don't touch the
door handles. I put sleeves and I'll wash my hands.
I'm not a real life germaphobe, but I'm as close
as you can be to it. Okay, So this dude

(01:01:43):
spit in my mouth, and so I decided to take
a step back and try to slowly break away. I
took a step back, he took a step forward. Kept
talking about that. For sure. I got some kind of hepperrhea,
gonna yeah, one of those, all that one, I got
all those bola You pretty much made it out with
this guy. Yeah, it looks like a trickle somebody like

(01:02:06):
you have to encounter again. I'm not going to give
us a head up, no, because I want you to
experience it. To start talking, it was just kept going
to my mouth. I like to step back, and he's forward.
He's like, what what are you going, buddy? Just email
me email. Sometimes we wonder what the two year olds

(01:02:28):
care about old So we go to Morgan number two.
Morgan number two, what do you have over there. Well,
it was Mr Rogers from Mr Rogers Neighborhood nine birthday yesterday,
and in honor of that, they released the trailer for
his new documentary called Won't You Be My Neighbor? Oh?
I got a lot of fields watching that, Like, I

(01:02:48):
was crying watching the trailer for this. He died right, yes,
when he died sixteen years ago. Yeah, it's been a while.
I'm sure that the twenty three year olds like, how
do you know Mr Rogers? I grew up watching him, right,
watched his show. It was on our local like PBS

(01:03:09):
television channel. Would you Be My Neighbor? Yeah? Hi, everybody?
Won't you be my neighbor? Were? I supposed it to
an invitation? It's an invitation for somebody to be close
to you. The greatest thing that we can do is
to help somebody know that they're alone and capable of loving.

(01:03:35):
So they released a trailer for the documentary. Yeah it's
coming out in June, and oh my gosh, I was crying.
I had tears in my eyes. And Tom Hanks is
Mr Rogers the movie. Yeah, there is Thank You number two? Yeah,
when do you t October? Okay, then we gotta switch

(01:03:56):
it up year olds care about. I hear your boyfriend
doesn't even live here anymore. He's just working back home
for a little bit. Who who tells you that sounds ominous?
He's just working back home for a little bit, like
all those statements mean rough waters. No, actually his stuff

(01:04:18):
is still at my place. Everything's going really well. He's
just like politicians. Big Okay, So what's going on doing
your boyfriend? We're great, he's just working. He found a
really good job back there, and so we're back there
Wisconsin and he's training there and the job then he
can remotely work in Nashville after training there? Are you
entertaining other offers? No? No, you're not entertaining like from dudes. No,

(01:04:45):
not at all. Like boyfriend, but he's not here, he's
out of town, don't. I don't know what twenty four
year olds care about. That's why. What's he doing for
a living? He's working for a recruiting company. So it's
a really awesome job and loving it. No, like working
for a firm to help businesses higher hunter. Yeah, it's

(01:05:09):
like working for Nick Saban and they're recruiting. So but
you guys are right, are good? Yes, everything's going great.
How how old he's twenty four? The same age? Yes, lunchbox.
Is there an end in sight? Yeah? I feel like yes,
it's just a couple of months. He's just there for
training and he'll come back. Do you guys live together? No,

(01:05:31):
but when he comes back, that's probably what's going to happen. Well,
here we go, now we're onto something? Is it? Poopa?
Get off the pot? Like commit to me or get
off the toilet? No? Where does? Who does he live with? Now? Likemate? No,
he's just living back home. Can he not afford his
own place? No, he could, but he has plans to

(01:05:53):
come back here, so there's no him. So he lives
in his fears. He's draining for a job and needs
to come back and stay with her. I don't know.
I ever make sure he's not like using you. Are
you a sugar mama? No, not at all. We're watching
that for you. Number two. Let me ask you a question.

(01:06:14):
If he comes back and he does not move in
slash proposed in the next six months, are you upset? No?
I'm still twenty four. Like that could happen within a
year or two and I'd be fine. So wait, and
y'all are in a place where you think you want
to live together and you don't even you all don't.

(01:06:35):
You don't even put it on a problem with that.
It's money, a financial It's like, I'm not worried about
the financial. I'm worried about She's just kind of like, oh, yeah,
you know, like that you don't really know where y'all
are going, and it's legit like playing house a little bit.
I love that, and I'm excited if that happens, but
I'm not disappointed if it doesn't. Like, but when I

(01:06:55):
want that with him, he can have his own room him.
Have you not seen her Instagram post? She loves this guy,
but he doesn't post anything about her. He did post
about me. Yeah, what did you say? Home? So even

(01:07:20):
if I found you, let's just say someone reached out.
Really cool artist. He said, hey, what's up Morgan number two?
What do I say? Nothing? She's got her own thing going. Yes,
So I'm very faithful and I'm very loyal to who
I'm with. Yeah, yeah, but but would you stop that
to do? No? Okay, good, good for you, because nobody asked.
I was just running that. Go ahead, Okay, we have

(01:07:42):
to go. Thank you, Morgan, number two in your twenty
four year old knowledge. There you go show Rachel in Florida. Hey, Rachel, Hey,
what's happening? Oh my gosh, I'm post a big fan.
I'm excited to be talking to you. What Rachel nank
I'm a big fan of years. I was just telling
them how I liked. I like, what do you do?

(01:08:03):
I'm gonna stay at home mom. Yeah, I was like
I lost. Yeah, I was like, I was like, I
love She's one of the best in the business. So yeah,
I'm also a fan of you. Okay, yeah, actualy. I
needed to help me though, all right, what can I
help you with? Okay? So last night when I left
my car, the gas light was on, but there was
twenty five miles until empty. This morning, he took my

(01:08:26):
car to the gym. When I got in with my kids,
there was seven miles and who is he, by the way,
your husband? My husband? Okay, So I had to start
up and get gas and then late for so when
I called him, he said, well, true fault for leaving
the gas light on. I didn't do anything want But
isn't there every severely between twenty miles and seven miles? Yeah?

(01:08:46):
There is? But you're married, and so all bets are
off the table. If it was somebody borrowing your car
and they brought it back, you didn't put gas in it,
they're really not. You can't charge them, but you go,
I'm not letting you borrow the car again. In your head,
if it's your husband, you're just holding your back pocket.
Get him back like that's it. Isn't marriage all about
just you know each other retaliation, because again, it's the

(01:09:07):
same money, it's the same car. You're all coming out
of the same pile. So you just hold it out.
You get him back, and you go, that's for when
you didn't feel the car up last time. The absolutely
you're right on that, Rachel. But you know him better
than we do, and you knew he probably wasn't gonna
fill that car up, didn't you. Yeah, that's right, So
learning lesson next time you you don't bend over in

(01:09:30):
and you know give him that. You say, hey, remember
when you fill my car up? That's right, I didn't.
You know. Whatever it is you guys do for each other,
all right, but there's nothing you can't charge him. Leave
a note, you know. She sounds so disappointed. She got
to talk to you, and then it didn't go her
away in the courtroom, and I feel bad for her.
That shouldn't happen. But you know your husband better than anyone,

(01:09:53):
and you knew he was gonna do that. That's what's
just what he does. I mean, he's a good guy,
don't get me wrong. I find it to be a
pretty good guy. Actually, yeah, keep them. That's Rachel uh,
that's judge common sense. Case dismissed and that makes sense.
Appreciate you, thank you for calling, Thank you for listening.

(01:10:14):
Don't run out of gas all right, by bye, we've
all done that though, right, tell all the car if
you take it out unless you're married to them. Then
again a man, I have a private Facebook page that
I don't really use and just use it to look
at people like my sister kids. I'm getting on Facebook.

(01:10:37):
I know the show's page is staying up. I'm getting
on Facebook. What just happened? Out like they not only
do we allow them to have our data, but they
created this like a take the poll, and then they
got all their info took poll and then all their
friends info. They can make these political messages based on
they know your fears, they know how to target you

(01:10:58):
to influence you did not to buy clothes because that's harmless.
I'm off, though you can read about it, but I'm done. So,
like he Mark Zuckerberg because of this lot, like went down.
His worth went down five billion dollars, a really big
deal in like an hour. And in the land of

(01:11:20):
everything's crazy, it gets lost a bit in the news,
but it just read about it. It's a really big deal.
I'm off. I think I'm personally on Facebook, and that's
a big deal for you to say that, like, because
I love social media, but I think I'm down on Facebook.
It's all it's doing is for one I used to
make the joke, Well, listen, they're telling me exactly what
kind of shoes I like because they know. But they

(01:11:42):
also know what scares you, like in real life, what
you're searching for, how to manipulate you, who you're voting for,
because they know, Like what, yeah, so question because Facebook
owns Instagram now staying on that, yeah, yeah, because I
mean I'm not perfect. Yeah you don't just decided to

(01:12:07):
run and go on a marathon. But I'm done. I'm
down on Facebook. It really is dirty how they're using
these So I'm done. And we can all big brothers
watching us anyway, don't get me start. I read Night
Tendy four again for like the third time. So when
Lunchbox says he wants to staff the grid, like he's not.
He's on a national radio show. This is a humongous grid.

(01:12:29):
So he's already on the grid. But if you're weak
minded enough to fall for their little tricks that they're
sending you on Facebook, then maybe you shouldn't be on
Facebook like you manipulated every day. But I think Facebook
is not influencing who I vote for, okay, but it
may influence another million people in specific cities and regions.
That's what I'm saying. You need to be a year

(01:12:50):
smarter than everybody else, pretty much. But we're But we're
all influence and manipulated by everything all the time, all
of us, every sub not even subliminally right in front
of our faces. Well I know, but we are subliminally
literally as well. Okay, Well there's that. Yeah, I'm done
on Facebook. I'm out of there. Um. I saw Eddie

(01:13:11):
was watching Gone with the Wind last night, and I
was laughing out loud because Eddie put up this clip
of him watching Gone with the Wind, and I believe
the pre show credits were Dude, I was just starting
the movie and the opening credits were like at least
ten minutes long opening credits. It's a five hour movie.
The title where it says Gone with a Wind was

(01:13:31):
probably about a minute long. And I'm watching Eddie posts.
I'm laughing out loud because he's going, all right, time
to watch Gone with the Wind, and it's nothing but
pre show credits. And so Eddie has to watch by
tomorrow show. Yeah, no by Friday, only Wednesday. This is stupid. Yeah,

(01:13:52):
and you say the movies four hours long. I'm probably
about probably about an hour in, so I got a
lot of work to do. Produced a ready watching Gone
with the Wind. So far, so good though. Yeah, first
hour of credits was a good. First hour of credit,
Like they literally do the credits at the beginning of
the movie, not the end. Birthday, birthday, Oh god, why
didn't you know this what I did when you turned

(01:14:14):
thirty nine years old? You're just hoping like the day
goes by your birthday? Dude, dang, thanks our producer, Ready birthday.
I open this right now. Shout out to the B
team too. They sent me some breakfast. I was trying
to hide it from you guys. You all wouldn't know
your birthday. Why would you do this? Who you got

(01:14:35):
shoes from? Shoot board Boy gets here air Max? Yeah, dude,
these take me back. Yeah, I even and and dude,
I even like this color, Like this is my favorite color. Friends,
I got shoes from shoot Boy. When I look down

(01:14:57):
the street, people walk out of the building to go
shoot Boy. Dude. Thanks Bones, have birthday? You get something truffles? Ay,
did you really get me to get thank you all?
I gotta say. I mean, it's not thirty nine years old.
It's not nothing to be proud of. Happy birthday, being
the oldest person on the show. You are the old lizards.

(01:15:19):
That's okay, you get over that. During the break the
truffles you want some bones. You're feeling trouble, Well, I stopped.
I did stop a bit. I was doing us some
sad eating and so because my dog passed away, and
so are you better now? Yeah, I'm just trying to eat.
I'm all gushy down in the middle, like mushy yelling

(01:15:40):
my belly. It's crazy how you can get soft some
girls like that, dude, don't you can get soft so fast,
but heart so slow. Okay, that's that's what's difficult. O. No, no, no,
it's true. Like any I get soft sofa like it's
it's like if I am like taking a minute, like,

(01:16:04):
but it's so slow to get hard again, like could
you work hard? And it takes a long time. He's
talking about working out little muscles have birthday. You get
me the same thing you always get me. Do you

(01:16:25):
remember the story of the girl who was shooting a
YouTube video with her boyfriend and she shot him and
killed him because they thought the book would keep the
bullet from going through the book. Yeah right, it was
a book, so she's twenty. She was nineteen at the time.
Her boyfriend and her were trying to get famous on YouTube.

(01:16:47):
They wanted subscribers, they wanted notoriety, so they've been doing pranks.
They decided to amp up their prank at close range.
She get fit to calibra hand gun. They thought the
book that he was holding would stop the bullet. It didn't.
Why did they think that, Well, even to attempt the
prank shows that you're probably not making the best decisions.

(01:17:10):
So he dies. Now, how much jail time do you
think she should serve any life anything, Like, if you're
the jury, what do you put that? I mean, if
they have hardcore evidence that he was on it? Yes,
then she do you serve jail time for being an idiot?

(01:17:32):
I don't know, because he was consenting to the prank.
They gave her a days in jail, which is basically
six months. Right. Yeah, again, though there there is something
you said here for setting a precedent for don't be
an idiot. You idiots and other idiots. So if you're
an idiot, you don't know to not be an idiot. Yeah,

(01:17:55):
because I mean they were in on it together. She
didn't know he was going to die, unless there is
a reason to believe that she actually was, Like, Okay,
I got him finally, I'm suckered him into thinking this
book is not going to kill him, and I'm gonna
kill him. Yeah. I see where you're going Lifetime movie angle.
But I think I like that road you're going out,
and you gotta think that way. I hold up bare bones,

(01:18:16):
It skinny, don't work for this magazine people. Well no,
I really mean someone died, but I mean they're I
mean they were consending adults. I don't think she'd be
going to jail. I don't either, and I know that.
I mean, he basically was in on killing himself. Yes,

(01:18:38):
she's serving a hundred days in jail. Does anyone think
that she should serve more? If so, speak up you
You're allowed to have your position here. I feel like
she should serve something like just because she killed someone,
but accidentally do you have But even he was in
on it isn't like involuntary manslaughter and that because they're
not in on it. If you get manslaughter, you're not
in on it, right, happens to you by accident? Yeah,

(01:19:00):
he he was like here, I'm going to hold up
this book shoot me. And they wanted YouTube views, that's
what they were going for, a YouTube viewers. And the
example of like, you know, we're gonna try this for
YouTube hits and stuff like sends the message that like, no,
don't do that or else this happens. Here's the thing again,
you can't teach idiots not to be idiots because they're
too idiotic to know they're an idiot. Yeah, and don't
you think that the guy dying is enough for idiots

(01:19:22):
to be like, maybe we shouldn't do this because that
guy died, not because she went to jail for days. Well, no,
because the guy the girl. I mean, she she walks free.
It's just like, okay, well, my friend she walks free.
But she wasn't a criminal. He was in on it.
And it's like two people. You're you're balancing on top
of allege and you're both balancing doing a dance together
and somebody falls off a dice, like, did you actually

(01:19:43):
push it happens in total accident. Does the other person
somebody pull the trigger bones? Yeah, but they were together
on it, like he agreed, like pull the triggers. I'm ready, Okay,
make sure you're filming. Yeah, shoot me in the paper.
I guess. I don't know. It's a weird story. There's
no right answer. I just wonder how you guys felt
about that. But yeah, she's gonna do six months. I

(01:20:05):
don't think she's doing anytime. Six months a long time though.
He was in on it too. Yeah. I went to
the Grand Old Opry last night to watch Christiansen be inducted,
and there's a picture up on my Instagram. By the way,
it's it does look like we read to kiss on
the mouth. We're not. We were in mid he you
weren't no, no, no, but it doesn't I just posted
it and didn't look at the comments. It looked like

(01:20:27):
you were going for it. Looks like both of you
guys were going, we're so excited about his opry introduction
parts our first mouth to mouth man the man. I'm
so proud of your career. I've never done this. Here
you going, buddy. But he came out and didn't buy
me a bodem Ben Jansen did fix a Dream, then

(01:20:47):
he did Piano Man from Billy Joel sitting ats piano,
played Drunk Girl, Take a Drunk Girl. Garth came out.
It was really a special moment last night, and so
I did did that. It was good. It was good
for me to get out. Amy texts me last night
as I was at the operation, and she's like, hey,
because Amy checks on me. She knows my dog died.

(01:21:08):
Like I've been having a rough, rough go of it.
But it's like, hey, are you good, And I'm like, yeah,
just staying busy. I'm out of the house. Went back
to the house last night. It is so weird and
lonely at the house. I've never lived in a house
without my dog, and I live alone, so it's not
like I have a wife also or you know, kids
running around, Like it's just me and that dog and

(01:21:29):
I look for him everywhere, still on the bed, on
the couch, and it's just a brief second and go,
oh man, it's not here anymore. It is really weird.
It bums me out. I was watching King of Queens
last night of TV Land. It's kind of bummed out
because man, we've watched King Queens thousand times together. But yeah, uh,
people ask about the dog a lot, so I got

(01:21:50):
I've received many, many, many super kind messages and people
were coming to me and sayd hey, I no, you
don't want to talk about it. It's not I don't
want to talk about it. Actually appreciate that someone cares
enough to say, hey, I'm sorry about that, Like sometimes
I want to not want to talk about it, correct,
but I appreciate more the fact that somebody cares enough
to remember it to even bring it up to me,
like that's special. I got a really nice note from

(01:22:14):
the woman who runs Austin Pets Alive, which is the
organization I'm very involved with, and she said, hey, listen,
I know you're bummed out. She's obviously a huge dog
person too, she said, but hey, you've been able to
take your listeners and have them do so many fantastic
things for animals because of that dog. And my dog
be cancered twice two times and he lived almost fifteen

(01:22:37):
So for everybody who asks, and I appreciate that. So that, yeah,
that's the last night theer people were asking about it.
Didn't It didn't bother me, And like I want to
stop talking about it. You know, it bums me out
that he's don't have a dog anymore. It does make
me very sad, But I'm actually, you know the old
Doctor Suice line, don't be sad for because it's gone,

(01:22:57):
be happy because it happened. Yeah, and the bet it's sad,
you know, I'm just trying to find a little a
little bit of that. I'm definitely not getting a new
dog ever, you don't think ever, some people have been
sending don't send me a dog listeners. Let me say this,
Our listeners are the absolute best. And when my dog
was sick, they sent me painting of them all in
the house, and people send me stuff. Our listeners is

(01:23:19):
the best. I am asking you please don't send me
a dog, because no, I'm just not even gonna finish
that sentence. Just don't see me a dog. I can't
take it right now. I'm just a couple of different
people have sent me pictures of puppies and wondering where
you are with that. You just don't think he's he's ready.
To everyone who's been donating to Austin Pets Alive, that's

(01:23:42):
so cool that you would donate twenty bucks and go
ahead for Dusty. Like I our listeners, they're the only
reason we get to do this. And I stop talking
about it. I don't talking about something like ben Affleck's
back tattoo. So it isn't higher back is his back.

(01:24:02):
That's it's illegal. It looks cool. We're not sending him
to jail because of it. I mean, how cool does
it look? I feel? I don't know that pull dragon
on your back. It's not had that and I had
to take a long time to finish. It's a dragon, man.
I still picture him with it. You know, some people

(01:24:24):
it goes with them and you're like, oh, that's awesome,
But you don't know him. I know, I don't you
just I know I know. But I was like, what yeah,
Affle shows off his massive bag tattoo. I've been thinking
about that for two days and I was trying to
think of the opposite of sad, and in my head goes,
I'm talking about that stupid back tattoo. So yeah, people

(01:24:46):
think are stupid. So as long as that matters to you,
it doesn't matter. Anybody else means something. Maybe it's a
special little drag, but it's a big old red dragon.
What do you think about having tattoos on your back
like where you never really have to see it. I
just think that if it means something to you, it
doesn't matter. But we also can say that that looks
pretty dumb, just like people can say to me. They say, hey,
why do you have tape on the back of your arm?

(01:25:07):
And I go, that's not tape, that's the state of Arkansas.
They're like, it looks like they have you have masking
tape on your arm, and so no, that is the
actual shape of Arkansas. And if you don't like it,
you know you can hug on knees because it's his
is my arm, right, So but how about that dragons?
He likes dragons, and maybe his grandpa love dragons, and
he had his back done in his grandpa do We

(01:25:28):
don't know, but we do know it. It looks ridiculous.
I'm with Jennifer Garner's like, gott a fact check your
The thing on the back of ben affleckx back is
excuse me, his tattoos back. It's a phoenix, not a dragon. Well,
now that you say that, I love it. Well it's

(01:25:49):
kind of cool. A phoenix like a bird. Oh no,
it looks like a snake dragon, maybe even a coy fish.
How awesome would that be? What? Hey, baby, let me
show you the perch. I got my back. I got
a perch. Once it's searching, my bat goes down to
my buttogs little sunper You want to see the fish tail? Yeah, baby,

(01:26:11):
hey baby, got Minno. Let's go over to Amy. I
mean that would be the Whimpiers tattoo, right, Yeah, maybe
got Mino? I like this, Maybe we got Mino Minno tattoo,
Amy pile to go. You're Amy's pile of stories. So
March Madness has a lot of people talking about basketball

(01:26:32):
and maybe craving basketball movies. So I wondered what everybody's
favorite basketball movie is. Because I have the top ones,
I think a lot of people are gonna say, who's
your that's mine. I feel like it's a little dated now.
I don't think it holds up super well. I like
it because it's history and it's Indiana. But for now,
best basketball movie, Oh there's some good one. Just saw

(01:26:55):
Space Jam that was really good. Number four? Yea great?
What do you think? I really like Coach Carter and
Glory Rhad is another good one. Coach Carter is an
honorable mention. I'm probably going to go above the rim. Oh,
white Man Ki jumped up the round. That's a good
one too. That's number eight above the road. But in

(01:27:17):
a number one is white Bean Kim jump. Oh yeah,
it's a good one. Yeah, I like white making jump.
And oh he got gay with ray Alan Jesus. That's
that's number three? What is this? That one good? Yeah,
it's really good. I'll watch basketball movies this weekend. I
think they're making a white Man Can't Jump to where
Woody Harrelson's son was trying to play. Yeah, I remember
reading the premise and one that's actually not that bad. Yeah,

(01:27:39):
what else you got? Well? A fourth new baby may
soon be arriving in the Kardashian clan. Kim Kardashian had
a babe that so a surrogate gave her a baby
in January. Kylie Jenner delivered Stormy in February, and then
Chloe Kardashians do any day now. And apparently all these
babies has Christian Er feeling like the baby fever and
her her boyfriend my op the baby. Well that's good, Yeah,

(01:28:01):
I don't mind. That'll take a kid out of circumstance
where they're not having Yeah, there's a five year old
boy from an orphanage and the outskirts of Los Angeles
and they're in the process of having all the paperwork.
Good for them, I spoke to soon making a joke.
I like that, good for them. What else? Some things
you need to be cleaning more than once a year,
So heads up. If you've got a microwave or baths

(01:28:22):
up or computer, you clean that once a week. The
inside of your fridge once a month. Your pillows every
three months? Do you clean you? How do you clean
your pill the wash even the whole pillow. Yeah, I
just change the pillow case here that most pillows can
be thrown in the wash. Now they're gonna break down sooner.
But pillows don't last forever anyway, if I could recommend

(01:28:42):
some to our listeners, get an endorsement with a mattress
company like I do. Yes, if all of our listeners
cant endor from a sleep number, you get unlimited pillows.
Just someone pass along our listeners a little tip. You
got to try that. Which, speaking of mattresses, that's also
on the list of something that needs to be cleaned
every two months. Come on, and this particular article said
us poor baking powder, soda on the thing, and vacuum. Okay,

(01:29:06):
I've never done that. What I do, though, is you
got an endorsement deal with No try that out. I
used that slip cover on top of this. Oh yeah, yeah,
I do too, So I don't a mattress cover. It's plastic.
It's not my sheet is not the last thing on
the bed. There's also a little tiny that's good. Yeah,
mattress bad. And they have plastic ones to there. That helps.

(01:29:30):
So if you're looking to take a vacation from your phone,
you need to hit up a company called off the Grid.
They will help plan your entire vacation phoneless. How about
you don't pay a company off the grid, you just
leave your phone at home. Stuff that's that's gonna be.
Stuff that really keeps you busy and entertained. It's not
thinking about your phone, because you could plan some vacation

(01:29:51):
and then you might be like, oh, I really do
my phone. But they'll take care of everything. Yeah, sounds great.
The Grid. Maybe that's my file. That was Amy's Kyle
of Stories. It's new Keith Urban and the girls singing
the song is Julia Michael's with him. She sings this
you got him too, So when you hear that song,

(01:30:14):
it's her. I'm jealous. I'm ohs. When I'm down, I
get real DOWNE when I'm high, I don't come down.
I met her I heard festival last year and I
geeked out a bit and I was like, oh, I
got to meet you and take a picture. She's like,
all right, weirdo, I take a picture that left remember that.

(01:30:34):
I was totally geeking out. I was like, I'm a
big fan because she writes all these songs. Songwriters to
me are crazy, like that's where it is. Who wrote
that song? Our girl Nicole Galleon and guy named j R.
Wrote him. Oh that's awesome. Yeah, And then Keith of course,
well not, of course, you never know. Oh, I assume
Keith writes all the songs. Well everybody SMEs out about everybody.

(01:30:54):
That's not always the case that those three wrote the song, yeah, Keith,
and I guess Michael's helped write it too. You're just
adding names. I guess Bobby Bones. And now those four,
those four, Mike Dy brought me the realist. Here we go.
This track was co written by Urban wrote with Julia,
Michaels and Nicole What did I say? All four of

(01:31:15):
those and then ten more people just played it, just
played it right now. By the way, a birth control
pill for men has been found safe and effective in
early trials. I was thinking about this myself. I'm probably
gonna wait till middle trials or late trials. Yeah, till
the last trial. Yeah yeah, trial. Yeah, probably not hopping

(01:31:37):
into It's like trial, like the case just missed. It works,
trials done, we've found you not guilty, go and go ahead.
And yeah, it's called diamant alone. Yeah, they cleared its
first hurdle, according to the U. S News World and Report.

(01:31:57):
And so what happens is it's a US several hormones,
including testosterone. Oh, sounds dangerous. I mean, I have trouble
with that anyway. You got very little left alrightning with
love uh testosterone required for sperm production, and the study
of one en found net once day see daily dosage

(01:32:20):
over time. Low enough sperm too actually keep people from
getting pregnant. How about that? But then once you're ready
to start having babies, I wonder does it? I wonder
that about women to, Like, I feel bad that you
guys have to take You don't have to, but if
you do, like it's messing with your insides. Oh, it
messes with everything, all of your hormones. Like, I don't know,

(01:32:43):
I think there's going to bed. I personally wouldn't. I've
only taken it once. What and I my time on
air was awful. Remember I changed drastically and I had
never taken birth control before, and I was basically crazy town. Yeah.
I think it affects everyone differently, much like food, much
like everything that we do, you know, bodies. So people

(01:33:03):
take it for their skin because that's how it's messing
with your hormones to where it can make actually make
your skin better. But then the long term, I don't know,
it's just scary to me some of these ones that
completely just stop your period for ever. But what if
we find out it's actually the healthiest thing that ever.
I mean, we just don't know that. Even with cell
phone usage, we don't know. They haven't been around long enough. Yeah,
but I'm gonna keep using cell phones. You know. The

(01:33:28):
song I like is ray Ln's new song Queens. Don't
you heard that yet? Came out like what is today?
When it came out last Friday. I haven't heard it
by some for it's from Raylan Queens don't I was
amazed in the castle, a group on the alf goods

(01:33:49):
of town. No dresses with golden tassels, the rings on
my hand or hand down. But I'm a little fun
Amazed me sees me and treats me like I'm already royalty.
There ain't no compriseless of my wrist to my not
the prime me. But that don't mean I ain't a queen.

(01:34:11):
Queens don't hate queens, don't fighting queens, don't stay unless
they're keen treating right. Oh, every jol on my crown,
you better believe I earned it. Don't keep people around
that don't believe I deserve it. Queen's ain't babe, Please
don't just the way she was made. I ain't got

(01:34:34):
to let nobody come and take me all. Some girls
kind the queens, don't I feel you? That's cool. I
like that. Queens don't hate, queens, don't fight, Queens, don't
stay unless they're keen treating right. Oh every jowl on

(01:34:55):
my crown, you better believe I earned it. Won't keep
people around that don't believe the Queen's dog. Yeah, we

(01:35:18):
did bring that up. But I don't know what's happened
to this week? What is it's Wednesday? It's fairly Wednesday.
Man Monday, walk Yesterday, Walker today, Aldine High Valleys Friday.
I'm getting all these are everybody's coming by? Is the
Friday covers Acual the High Valley this week? Thank you Raymond.
I think Raymond just says thing. By the way I

(01:35:38):
was handed this Austin authorities, the bombing suspect was a
Flugerville resident. If you're not familiar with Austin, Texas, yeah,
Flugerville is north of Austin, close very close mark a conduct.
He was apparently the bomber. They suspected Austin Cereal bomber
who apparently killed himself early Wednesday as authorities closed in

(01:36:01):
on him, was fluable resident Mark a condent Local Federal
Law Office. Enforcement sources told the Austin American Statesman, what
do you know, lunch box? Oh, he had no criminal record.
He lived with two roommates. Both roommates are cooperating with authorities.
There are very few public social media posts under his name. Yeah.
I looked at his Facebook page and he has a
Facebook page, but no posts on there. He received a

(01:36:23):
degree from Austin Community College. He was unemployed. Yeah, you know,
I wonder what was making him so angry, because you
don't just go do that unless something about you is
I'm I have to teach a girl political. There was
some anger and you wonder what it was and if
it's going to happen, and maybe there's some girlfriend right now.

(01:36:46):
It's like, oh, I should I even say anything? Or
maybe again he was radicalized by reading Facebook, and you
just you don't know unless we know, you don't do
that unless there's some sort of reason. You know, it's
just not interesting to go blow peop all up. I
think it's it's not something you just go. You know,
I'd like to go It doesn't like a magnifying glass

(01:37:06):
when you're seven and a cricket or from He's gonna
go put boxes and nails at him and hope kids
walk by on the sidewalk. That's terrible, you know, put
them in front of people's houses. You don't put him
in the sidewalk. You don't trying to mail them. It's
obviously not for attention because it killed himself too, and
he wasn't on Facebook and he wasn't creating this profile
where he wanted attention for things. Listen, I'm glad he's gone.

(01:37:28):
I'm glad that's not new ones aren't happening, but you
still have to be watching. I just don't think that's
the end of it, because I don't think he stopped
and then went Okay, I'm done now. And they did
say he planned to do more damage. That's all. They
don't say. How do they know? That's a lot of
stuff they're not sharing with us. So well, I'm glad
that the update is that he's no longer around trying

(01:37:52):
to create other things. Yeah, so let's just help the
rest of stuff that if it was planned, that we
find it and and shout out to law enforcement. In Austin,
Texas and all around central Texas and the people that
came into hell because they had thousands of calls over
the last couple of days. Some of my friends were
parts of them where they had they got evacuate different buildings.
You know, these last set of things were down where

(01:38:13):
used to live. And so um shout out to the
police department, to the fire department, to the first responders
in Austin, Texas who had to go and check out
all of these when any of them could have been one.
And they have families at home and they're not having
a testing tip that's not quite put out bombs. So
I've done there. But yeah, much respect, much respect show.

(01:38:39):
What's your big takeaway from today's show? Amy, Jason al Dean.
That was like a big highlight from the show. He
got recruited to play college baseball. I thought we knew that,
though I didn't. I did. I didn't remember because I
was like, oh, what a turn that could have taken,
that there would be no Jason al Dean and have
been super successful in baseball. But think of all the
base fall players went to my baseball there aren't that

(01:39:02):
aren't in the country. We don't know. People always go, well,
what if this wasn't happened? Yeah, but what if all
the things that didn't happen? I know, I wrote a
bout that my book. I don't believe in luck. I
just don't believe in luck. I believe that everything has
happened from tiny actions. Even if you find a lottery
ticket on the ground, you had to decide to walk
in that path, and you had to decide to actual

(01:39:22):
walk at that time to go to work and had
to be down. Yeah, I just don't I'm just not
a big luck believer. But the same thing. Think of
all the minor league players right now that might be
huge country stars had they decided to stick it out
of ye, like Mike Trout right now, maybe Luke Bryan. Yeah.

(01:39:42):
My Instagram is Mr Bobby Bones and up there I
put some pictures to christ Jansen. Last night he was
inducted into the Opera. I went to that. That was
pretty cool, I tell you it's pretty cool. Aldine was
on Listen to the Whole Show back on iHeart Radio.
Search Bobby Bones Show on demand on iHeart Radio. Listen
to the Whole Show back, Eddie Good Yeah man, how
about that? Keith Urban song. Dude, it's a jam. That's it.

(01:40:05):
That's that too. Baby Good Good all right, Yes, he
calls him babe. Now yeah, no, you were talking about
my baby, the baby Good. I'm not answering by Amy Good.
I'm good all right, So you guys tomorrow. Thank you
very much. Bobby Show
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