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April 24, 2018 84 mins

Bobby discusses bringing back ‘The Shocker’ as a show segment. A segment where the show competes in a round of trivia and the loser is shocked with a dog collar. Also, the show shares stories of celebrities they’ve run into out in public.

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Show. Let's go. Yeah, I just we're done with the show.
And I just did the interview with w A m
Z Louisville because I don't know. By the time you
hear this is probably already announced what we're going on
the air in Louisville. And I don't know what that
morning shows doing. What do you mean, well, our what

(00:23):
our company doesn't really do anymore? Which our company when
it was a different name, it was a little a
little different where they would take shows and make them
get off the air and put somebody else in. They
only do that anymore. So either a show splits up
and they go to afternoons or they go to another station.
But this I don't know if they're doing this show
like they're leaving on their own. I never expected to
go on there in Louisville. But Corey and Amy and

(00:45):
Amy's move into afternoons, but we're gonna be on in
the station with two Amy's. It happens then Corey, I
don't even know what's happening. But all of a sudden
they came to me and said, hey, you going on Louisville.
You want to? I was like, yeah, i'd be great,
And so we just had an interview with that station
where they're like saying, hey, be nice to the new show.
That thing, yeah, because I mean, nobody trusts they their
listeners trust what they say. So if they have our

(01:05):
back then that helps. And here's the thing. If I'm
ever introducing a new show and I'm like, hey, they're
gonna replace me, and I cleared my throat twice, I'm lying, yeah, yeah,
that's the yah. Yeah, that's for our listeners to know.
So if I'm like, yeah, you know, I've really wanted
to the midnight three am shift. It's been dream mind
for a long time, and I just I just want

(01:26):
you to that. Herbie and the Hancock's, you know, they're
a great band. They're a great, great, uh great great
morning show, and I'm glad to have him here. If
I do that, that means I'm lying I didn't know that.
I didn't know that. But no, they're told everybody's totally
on board with this one. It's actually pretty pleasant. I
like that. So we started there in May seven. But
if you listen to the podcast anyway, it don't matter.

(01:48):
Just hear what you hear, hear what you hear, base
when you hear it, when you want to hear it.
That's true. It is so convenient this the podcast. Yeah,
do you ever listen back to the show ever? Know?
But I have friends that listened to Well, yes I do,
but I mean it's not regularly what I do, but
I have friends that listen. That is how they catch
the show, and they put it on that speed up feature.
Everybody podcasts on one and a half or two times

(02:09):
and they can knock out the show and like twenty minutes.
No wonder you guys think I sound like this, but
it's how you can like get in a lot of information.
Whether you're listening to audiobook or another podcast. You're just
like what Sometimes I'm like slow down, and then I'm like,
oh yeah, I'm controlling the speed here. I did watch
the first Iron Man like that because I had to

(02:30):
do it for homework. I didn't have a lot of times.
The movie you watch one hour really fast, but I
understood everything they were saying. Yeah, a lot of time podcast,
they'll speed it up so you can get it all.
There's also an app that I've been using. It's called
Blink or blink Blinker whatever is. You can read a
whole book and fifteen minutes. I'm talking what with your eyeballs?

(02:53):
With my eyeballs? Yeah, no, I may I take the
ton of my butt and then all the audio key
started and then take it in. Like, how does it work?
I understand? Tell me more. It breaks down the book
into the biggest points. It's basically cliffs notes, but for
digitally and used on your phone. And you can read
through books, so you can say you read a book

(03:14):
if you read the don't. I don't claim i've read
the book. I do claim i've read the book if
I've listened to all the books, but I don't claim
to have read it. On the app, I can get
the app name. Uh, what's it called blinkest Yes, that's it. Yeah,
so you read all. But I made a point this morning,
and the reason I got on it is because I'm

(03:34):
obsessed with how much smarter AI is going to get
the nice because just looking at the stock market scale
of it being more and more faster and faster, and
they're going to overtake us eventually. Just building them, you're
building them for the reason to overtake you. You're building
them so they get smarter. If they reach a certain
point of smart, then they start to learn themselves. Once

(03:57):
they learned themselves, they can outsmart us and they will
take gets down. That's what's going to happen. It sounds
really wacky, though. Do you think we'll be alive for
any of that? Yeah, we will to the kill us all.
That's the whole point. They will. Now, I mean, we're
probably not going to make it to that. No, I
think yeah, probably in the next thirty years or so. Really,
so you think will be alive because listen, we watched

(04:18):
The Black Mirror. Have you in the Black Mirror Ledgen season?
Maybe depending on where I don't know. The little dog
in the warehouse that shoots to be okay, I know
Mike d has there's a dog in the word. Well
that's not a real dog, it's like AI dog. And
so what happens is you're watching it and this dog
is protecting the warehouse and it comes in and shoots
people and it finds them, and then you go, well,
this will never happen. In three months later they developed

(04:40):
one because of the TV show. No, because they're already
working on it and they have these Alexa robots. They're
all gonna start doing stuff to us. I hope it
stay clean and stuff. I'm cool with that, but that's
just we're just eventually gonna get overtaken. Yeah, well, as
long as I live through. If I make it to
the part where they clean and do chores for you,

(05:01):
but then by the time they get smart enough to
kill us all, then maybe I'll just dive natural contents
before that, you could. I watched Walking Dead and I
always wonder if I got bit by a zombie. When
you get bit, it's a matter of time. You're you're
going to die and then you're eventually gonna turn Because
if yes, for sure, so I wonder what I just

(05:23):
want them to kill me real quick if I got
to by zombie or would I want to fight it
for a bit and then be a zombie? Oh man,
I think you would want to die because I don't
want to be a zombie and bite somebody. Yeah, but
you don't know, or do you? And is there a
chance to come back? It's like freezing your head, you know.
And the problem with oh man, you guys are gonna
get me down this dark hole and this is what
I here's what you do. In my world. I go

(05:44):
down these places and I love them and I'm obsessed
with them like I go and I this is what
I'm My obsession is not in a morbid way, but
death and life and what would I do in situations?
That's why I love these shows where you have to
pick scenarios like what would you do if the world ended?
About the zombies? But how would you survive? I would dominate.
I'm gonna be on Bobby's team. I got a little

(06:05):
bit of brains and a little bit of braun. I
got the perfect balance. Too much braun, you're not smart.
Too much brains, you're too weak. Wow, this is what
you think about. So when you're not working because you
work hard, you work a lot, and when you're not working,
this is it. Yeah. But like when I watch Walking Dead,
I was watching last night, I'm thinking about all this
in my head, all the scenarios to play out of
my head. What would I do? Where would I get? You?

(06:27):
Would ever turn into a Nigan? Would be? I would
be gosh, he's so. But here's the thing about evil.
Evil is only evil if they lose. Do you understand
that everything that's ever right for us is just because
they won? I know, but I still feel like there's less.
They all know that they've had to kill people and
do bad things to survive. But but that's that's the

(06:49):
nature of what's a TV show. You wouldn't be the
what's his face? Girlfriends? Yeah, because you're talking you sit
there and think about being a nigan. I don't know
what that means. It's just like a cult leader. Whenever
times are tough. He's a cult leader, right, But you

(07:11):
need a girlfriend because you sit there and talking about
thinking about robots taking over the world. I do. I
read about that anyway. I read Sapiens and was like,
holy crapt did you blink it or you read it?
I read it? Okay, I won't claim it unless I
read it, but I'll blink your stuff so I can
have conversations with people about it. That's one of your
big quotes right there. What I won't blink it? What
is it? I won't claim it if I blink it. Whatever.

(07:34):
All The point is, eventually we're gonna get overtaken by
what we create the end. That's how that's how we
will go down this world. Eventually we will create something
that overtakes it all. I just I just hope I'm
not here when that happens. But wouldn't it be cool
to be here? Actually? Yeah, well, here's the thing. That's
what I'm thinking, Like, if I'm gonna be here, I
need to be a rich person where I can buy

(07:54):
one of those robots and then you know, just be
able to hang with a rot. But if I'm a
poor person, how am I gonna I'm on this side
of the robots? And isn't that the whole problem? Now? Robots? Sure?
Just in life? That's so everybody feels, well, if I's
a rich person, I would have all these well I
feel I feel like, you know, like more money, more problems,
kind of thing you can kind of hang if you
just kind of live simple, like if they're robots and

(08:16):
they're dominating and the rich people own the robot. I'm
talking to even countries like we have the robots in America.
We have money, so we have a military. There are
certain countries that you just Okay, I see what you're saying. Yeah,
I mean we're already in that in the big picture
of it, I guess ohn't. No, it's just scary. This
is this is talk is scary, man, this talk is.
But how awesome would it be to be because we're
only here for a blank and the amount of time

(08:37):
earthen around here. I mean, like this done? Well, you
think about all the people that have died they were
for a second, just a second, just a second. How
about in your second aliens come, You're the only second
aliens come? Be awesome? Right, that's my point. How crazy
would that be? Or robots took over that was your
second where that happened and all the seconds it was yours? Crazy?
Probably won't, but yeah, that'd be cool. Okay, listen, I

(08:57):
had to a whole hour on this. Let's go where
about three minutes in? Already? Non nut, let's go you
already like we move on? Scared? Yeah, I don't like
robot talk taking over the world. I just know that.
Did you guys watch Teen mom O G Reunion last night?
I don't like kids getting pregnant. That doesn't that's not
my See, that's what I'm saying. That's what you were.
You worried about robots taking over the world. Our moment
was Team mom It was invented when we were here

(09:19):
and six pregnant. That was us. All right, that's in history.
There you have it, folks. Yeah, um, yeah, anything you
want to say about Today's show. It's not been nine minutes, Eddie.
This whole thing guys felt like they felt like an hour,
because you guys just don't like that. When you went
into the thing, Amy asked me if i'd be Agan
you watch Walking Dead you I want to know if

(09:41):
he's gonna be a Rick or Egan, a bit of both.
I think they both can be seen as evil from
both sides. I mean, because I'll join you in whatever fight.
I'm going to be on team Bobby. Yeah, I will
trust me if this. We've been on the same team
for years exactly. I'm not gonna jump ship, especially when
zombies it's not and you think the end of the

(10:01):
world is coming, and I'm not going to be in
Bobby's bunker. You're crazy. It's not about zombies. Eddy Delby said,
don't you hold on, Amy, What if your husband's like Bobby,
husband will own the world? Yeah? Oh boy, Yeah, you're
the brain season the muscle. Now we're both both. That
would be the worst bunker to be in. There'd be
no fun. They'd be all the saving your lives. You

(10:24):
guys are recreating teen Momoji with your paper figures. Yeah,
like it's fine and my kids. They know how to
survive too. We're all in bunker. Were like lunch box.
I made beer. Try that's what we'd be having more fun.
We may die quicker, but we're having more for building turbines,

(10:46):
created pizza. My daughter's out scrounding up food and hiding
and all over the place because that's what she does.
Oh man, Okay, well here's today's show. Enjoy here, Bobby
bone your buddy and miss the boy bone right, yeah,

(11:09):
and welcome to Tuesday show more Studio. I was reading
this story about video games and how beating a video
game is as hard as Calculus. Now, I never had
video games growing up, not until I got older into
college because I took out my first student loan because
I had my school paid for through scholarships. Like a
c T crushed that test and so but I took

(11:34):
a student loan because I couldn't afford the video game.
And about a PS two and not that in some clothes. Yeah,
so do you feel like it was you crushed? It
was like Calculus. I can never beat the games by point. So,
according to a new study, playing and winning at video
games like Super Mario Brothers is as complicated as learning calculus.

(11:56):
So they're encouraging kids play video games, just don't become
addicted to them. If you play for four hours a day,
it starts to be addicting. But four hours a day. Yeah,
but I mean you say that, but lunchbox watches that
much TV a day? Yeah? Is that like learning calculus
is not? I think it's the opposite. Yeah. Do you
like your kid play video games? Yeah? They play games

(12:17):
and a lot of stuff too. I feel like it
is good for their I don't know, hand eye brain coordination.
So the video games like tablet games, like I guess
learning games, you don't have like a system. Well, I
know what I'm getting. Sure you will. I get them.

(12:39):
I'll bring in the arcade games. I'll roll them in
the open ones. All right, let's go check with Morgan
number two this morning. Here we go. What do you
have over there? So there's this new gym where trainers
are running along with the people they're training with TV
screens on their backs so they can watch Netflix while
they're outdoor jogging. Oh my goodness. So they run ahead

(13:03):
of you like, they keep paced in front of you
so that you can watch their back. Literally, I can tell. Yeah,
is this an app order I downloaded already. I'm thinking of, man,
how does it work? So you bluetooth obviously to the
person's back. Yes, my concern would be if you're running
and watching TV, you're gonna run into something. But if
you have a trainer running ahead of you were watching

(13:24):
out exactly, it's kind of genius. Yeah it is. That's
pretty good. I'm into that. I hate running, but I'm
into that's pretty good idea. Tell me why it's a
bad idea anything. I really can't. I'm like, I love
when I'm running at the gym and there's a TV
on the treadmill, and this is basically that, but even
better because you're outdoors. There you go, and that's what
twenty four year olds care about. Let's get going here

(13:47):
on Tuesday, recognizing people doing cool things. It's that big
shout out to the Tampa General Hospital. They hosted a
problem knife for kids and teens stuck in the hospital
that had to miss their own school events. Forty patients attended.
The idea came from Maddie Glass, a senior at Blake

(14:07):
High School in Tampa. Her mom worked at the hospital,
so she teamed up with the staff to throw the
perfect prom a local McDonald's and Starbucks donated foods and
snacks for the party. And that's pretty cool. Everybody got
involved there, especially that kid huh worked there, and so
she's like, yeah, we should do that. So you go.
Let's go over to Raymundo with the News Bobby Show.

(14:31):
There's producer Raymundo in Tennessee outside of Nashville. They found
the waffle house shooter. He's now in custody. The public
is safe. In Toronto, Canada, a band went on a
sidewalk killed ten pedestrians. Fifteen others were injured in the incident.
Officials said it was a deliberate act. The suspect is
in custody, and finally in Miami, were now seeing the

(14:51):
video footage of an unruly passenger on a plane. He
had to be removed and a stun gun was used. Luckily,
everybody is okay. Is it a big deal now, Amy
that your kids are in two separate rooms. Um, yeah,
it's a huge deal. I mean it's a game changer
at our house. So what happened with that though? Okay?
So we they would not sleep at all when they

(15:13):
first got here. Again, they've only been here four months.
I'd say the first two months were pretty crazy. So
at the orphanage there were multiple kids sleeping in the
same right, so she was in a room probably with
ten other girls, and then he was in a room
with fifteen other kids his age, so they were not
used to being alone. And I kind of thought when

(15:34):
they got here, I was so excited, like, this is
your room, this is your room. Yeah, like, go to sleep,
And I learned quickly they were not sleeping. So then
we started to put them together just so that we
could get some rest, and built a bunk bed in
her room so he could sleep on a bunk and
they could still be together. Yeah, that worked, and it
was great. I mean it was baby steps, like we've

(15:55):
kind of graduated to like the different things. And then
my husband came down downstairs and was like, you're not
going to believe this, but Stevenson's in his own room,
when I was like, and she was okay with that
because it's mostly her that has an issue, and yeah,
and they both slept through the night, and it's pretty amazing.
I don't know that that will happen every single night,
but the fact that we're making progress towards that amazing.

(16:18):
I never thought the day would come. There were times
where I was just up late at night like with them,
thinking when is this going to get better? And now
we're crossing little bridges where I'm like, okay, I can
breathe now, Like this is amazing. Amy would come in
whenever kids first got to America and she's saying, I
can't even see straight, Like I just stayed up all
night and I laid on the floor because when we're

(16:38):
going to leave. Yeah, I mean it was just the
whole thing. And did they she'll sleep with lights on. Um,
they have these little night lights, but they turn them
off at some point. Yeah, there's is little dolls to
light up. But I have those two. Yeah, that's pretty cool. Congratulations,
it's cool. Let's go. I wonder if i'd like this

(16:59):
movie A Quiet Place, you know, the one where John
Krasinski direct did from the office. What's the premise of
this movie? Might dy? So it takes place in and
there's like these monsters that have taken over the world
and all they can they can't see, what they can hear.
They either be quiet and not make any sounds, so
if you make a sound, they eat you or what yeh,
they come out, they eat you, and there's the movie

(17:23):
quiet the whole time. I'd say, like, the first forty
minutes are pretty quiet. Wow, so you can hear everything
in the theater. Yeah, that's why I told you that
people were having a hard time meeting their snacks during
the movie because it was awkward. That's weird. I like
to get Out and I don't like scary movies. I
have a nightmare still, so I don't watch them, but
I like to get Out. Is this more like get Out? Yeah,

(17:45):
it's more of a thriller. I saw it was the
biggest I guess the second biggest movie of the year
so far this year Black Panther at one in a
Quiet Place at number two. That and I want to
watch that, Ionia, who watched You know? It's a good
movie movie. But I already know the story, so like,
if you already know the story, like I saw that
thirty for thirty on it and it's kind of the

(18:07):
same thing except with actors. But I don't think most
people saw that. If you don't know the ton hard story,
you're gonna love this mon because I knew what happened
in Titanic, But I love the movie, and isn't our
mom big part of this? And that wasn't in thirty thirty?
Mom is a big part of it. Um, the husband's
a big part of it. The whole story is really good.
Acting is awesome. Yeah, they'd hilarious and they're just so dumb,

(18:28):
her husband and the bodyguard. They're just dumb, and they
like exaggerate that. It's actually kind of funny. Anyone else
see movies at all? I gotta started get back on
the movie training. There's too many good shows. Then movies
don't interest me. I was gonna try to watch Up
and Cry this past weekend, and I started watching Walking

(18:48):
Down Wait, Even Do Your Appointment Cry? T was the schedule,
a sad movie and get it all out. But I
thought if I watch Up and I wasted ninety minutes.
I kind of watched two episodes of Walk Dad and
that and then caught up. Walking does not gonna give
you an emotional release. It is a different one, Okay.
At one point they try ltting the zombies on fire,
and I was like, oh, don't go. So once that

(19:14):
quiet place come out on anything I can watch, I'm
not going to a theater that's disgusting. You gotta go, man.
I'm sure soon it'll be available on iTunes where you
can pay the extra, like you gonna have to pay
a lot to watch it right away, like not rent,
but you can probably buy it for four nine when's
Black Panther come out and you can buy it? What
you can't watch it at home? We try my daughter,
I wanted to try to buy it all we can

(19:34):
get with the trailer. You can buy Black Panther on
your computer. Now you're probably pay that full price, which
I refused to do. Okay, these kids, they want to
watch every movie in the world. We can't be yea.
So I rent it an s D because it's a
dollar cheaper than h G. Yeah, the pennies over thirty

(19:56):
second Skinny Brothers Osborne praying John par you with a
photo on Instagram and they superimpose his face onto the
body of rapper Cardi B and called it party B.
It's pretty fantastic. So if you want to check it out,
just go to Bobby Bones dot com. So Angelina Jolie
is teaching her nine year old son Knocks how to
fly a plane. She earned a pilot's license about fourteen

(20:19):
years ago. And she said it makes her super happy
that he wants to discover how to fly a plane.
He just needs some help with the pedals, but it
won't be long till he gets it down again. He's
nine years old. I'm amy. That's your thirty seconds, skinny.
It's time for the good news. Jill Harper, When you're
driving home in Sandusky, Ohio last week, and she saw

(20:42):
something you don't see every day, a baby hanging from
the roof gutter of a house. Did you know the story? No,
I don't know this. She quickly jumped out of a car.
She ran over to help the toddler. She knocked on
the door, nobody answered. When the todd let go of
the gutter, she was there to catch him. The eighteen
month old little guy wasn't hurt, but police said he

(21:03):
got around a security gate for babies on the second
floor of the house and then climbed through it partially
open window onto a roof mom was using the bathroom.
The mother wasn't charged. Everybody's happy, But how about that
she sees a baby hanging off the roof and then
pulls the baby held on was just crazy to me,
So a big shout out to her, Jill Harper, I'd

(21:26):
be like, Oh, that's weird home decoration. What people are
hanging from their house nowadays? Sorry? Today, this story comes
to us from Brooklyn, New York. A mail carrier has
been busted with seventeen thousand pieces of mail that he
didn't deliver. He became overwhelmed it just started keeping the

(21:46):
mail at his house and his SUV neighbors reported seeing
bags of mail in his car. They came and they
found twenty bags full of mail. I wonder if he
was going through looking for money. I know he was
keeping it because he got overwhelmed, but I would think
you try to find the ones that had a little
something in it too, if you're gonna keep on. All
the mail was unopened, all of it. So it was
Jesse just couldn't handle it, keep up with the coming

(22:08):
in too fast. You look at the magazines like let's
say you get the Occasion with Sports Illustrated. You're already
breaking the law. He's facing five years in prison. I'm
lunch box at your bone head, Story of the day
at your buddy and missed the bobbing trances. That's right,

(22:33):
Eddie saw someone famous walking around and Lows. What Amy
knows this person? I think Amy would probably know his music.
Do you know this song? You know that? I mean
maybe I thought it doesn't have this Yeah, I have

(22:54):
this vibe. It's like I had this one. You know
this one I just struck out. I don't really know that.
You're telling me if you saw this guy at Lows,
you wouldn't recognize. I don't know, I need to, I
don't know. I don't y'all are telling me I might
know his music, but no, who is it? His name

(23:16):
is Tommy Shawn. He's the lead singer of Sticks Lows.
What would you not expecting to be shopping at Lows
is buying? I expect to see this guy maybe on
the road in Ferrari just like hair bone in the
word is a hair band? He was, Yeah, google net
Worth Sticks. So here's what we'll do. If you've seen

(23:39):
anyone chalked him, talked about no, no way, no chance.
I wanted to get near him. Why he was like famous?
Like is that there shopman? Have big hair? Still? Oh yeah,
that's how I recognize the bigger There is eight million
of sticks or just him. He's worth eighteen million dollars
Lows people. I have my story and I was shocked

(24:03):
this person was concerned about price. I forgot about it
where I told you. I saw Miley Cyrus's sister, Brandy Cyrus,
when I was getting balloons for my daughter's birthday party.
She was there and she was getting this one particular
balloon and she goes, oh, yeah, I like that one,
but how much is it? And I was like, what
I expect her to be asking the price? She's probably rich, Yeah,

(24:28):
she's finally sorry, Yeah, I mean I just thought, I mean,
no balloons in there were like crazy expensive. But I
just was like, what, look at you? Stars are just
like us. What's at crisis? What's Billy Rays? Because yeah,
she's yeah, Billy Ray Cyrus. But I mean I knew
who she was, and I'm not I mean, I knew
who Brandy Cyrus was and I saw her. I mean,

(24:50):
what's Miley probably hundreds of millions? Hundreds? Really? Are you sure?
Hand she that's not hundreds okay? Sorry? A hundred and
sixty millions? And her sister cares about balloon prices is
Brandy Cyrus, but that's not her money. I still feel

(25:13):
like if that was my sister, I would share the lot, Brandy,
how much do yes? Being her sister, she probably does
other things and then she probably has like tons of
money just because let's do that, just because I'm just figuring,
I just like really start for a second. There's no

(25:36):
way that's her, because she just asked the price of
the balloon. So if you've seen anyone famous happen about
recently at all, always like famous people stories, call and
tell us yeah, she's an actress. She was on Zoe
one on one talking about just running into famous people
out in random places. Nicki and Boston, good morning, good
morning caller. Here, who'd you see? I saw Adina Menzel. Oh,

(26:02):
let it go, yeah, let it go. How is she? Um?
I didn't know it was her until later than the day.
Why was she much smaller? Um? No, I didn't know
quite what she looked like. And I was going to
see Wicked that day, So I saw her in the morning. Um,
in the bathroom. Actually I didn't know who she was.

(26:22):
And then later that day she was up on stage
and I was like, oh wow. You know the thing
with celebrities, they are always much smaller because we see
them on TV and we go wow, bigger than life
and you meet them and you go, oh, well, aren't
you cute little button? Hey, thank you for the car.
I appreciate that. Let's do one more. Hey, Sarah in Arkansas,
thanks for calling. Hi, Good morning, Good morning to you.

(26:45):
Who did you see Billy Bob Thornton, Arkansas native Billy
Bob Thornton. Yeah, and Malvern by any chance, No, I
saw him in Santa Fe, New Mexico. My mom lived
out there and we were eating dinner at the shop
and she looked up. She goes, there's Billy Bob Thornton.
I'm like, no way, yeah it is. So we walked

(27:06):
over to him and he was super nice. We talked
about Malvern and when he would go to the horse
races and hot Spring and take a picture with us.
Was as nice as could be. That's cool. Yeah, Old
Billy Bob's from right around where I'm from. Okay, I
didn't know that. Yeah, you know, we're very proud of
our people that you know, represent us well, Billy Bob, Brooke, Robinson,

(27:31):
Johnny Cash. Yeah, but that was the first one that
came to my mind. That's the easy one. Yeah, Bill,
Bill Clinton, President Mike Huckabee was there, you know from
the same town from Hope, Arkansas. So my friend Courtney's
from too from that tell me if this story is
funny or not. So I get on an airplane and

(27:52):
I'm flying and I see the person next to me
started googling my name, and I'm like, oh, look at me,
make a little puffy like. I'm like, yeah, you boy,
get at my chest out a little bit. What happened
was a listener I come up to me and I've
taken a picture on the airplane, and so they didn't
know who I was, and so they're trying to google,
and this is what happens. They google me and they

(28:13):
hit inner and they see who I am and they go,
oh man, and they yeah, that was good. Yeah that
was all wins. Yeah it's funny. Keep it humble. Yeah,
that's how I live. Man. Hey, what's the deal with
cottage cheese? Because here's what happens. I ate the same
thing all the time for a month, sometimes two months.
I don't like to change it up. More options I have,

(28:34):
the more time I spend with these options. Yeah, I
wish I was more like you. Okay, So same breakfast
every day, same lunch every day. I switched up dinner
a little bit, but I already in cottage cheese a
couple of days ago. I just felt so I don't
need it because it's dairy really yeah, and it's really
high in sodium. That could be your problem. Cottage cheese
is very high in sodium, so you probably feel puffy.

(28:55):
So I don't know if there's a low sodium option puffy.
There's nothing you can either taste that doesn't have salt.
Just good for you. The better it tastes, the worse
it's for you. That's just it. Think about that, the
better it tastes. So what is it's important to you
to look better or taste better? Yeah, or even feel better. Well,

(29:16):
you just said you feel lit. I didn't know why.
I ate a bunch of cottae cheese last couple of days.
A little fruit on top can even a little energy
in the morning, I change it up. I don't even
go a full month on this one. I've been having these.
Well they're not really doughnuts, so just in the shape
of a doughnut, so I feel like the donuts like
the last two months. I tricked myself like that. It's

(29:38):
like a healthy like probably low carb type paleo bread,
but in the shape. No, don't be crazy, more like,
just like I have to find me a more sensible
breakfast in Yeah, you do. I'm almost certain it's the sodium.
And then also you don't eat that much dairies. Your
body might be like never, well you're eating it with
cottage cheese. And then when I do, do you guys ever,

(29:59):
go better and take a computer with you of course, okay,
just making sure you get a lot of work done
in there. Yeah, And I usually don't, but I have recently.
I don't know, but I just tell my laptop on
my knees. This is I can get so much done.
Another thing I've been doing is like when I will pee.
I used to text and stuff on my other hand,

(30:21):
and now I'm afraid I'm gona drop the phone on
the toilet because it slipped the other day and it
slipped out of my hand and instead of falling in
the toilet, I took it and swung it hit it
up against the wall because I didn't want it to
go on the water. So it was falling. Oh no,
And so I just took it and spiked it into
the wall, and luckily the case saved it. Nothing broke.
But it's either going in or hit in the wall.

(30:41):
And I took the wall, and if it went in,
you wouldn't go back go it's so expensive. I don't know.
That's a game time decision. Man. It depends what's what's
down in the in the valley the well. Mine recently
went into the toilet and nothing in the toilet. Yeah,
and then and it was fine because our new ones
are waterproof. Yeah, I don't think telling you. And mine's
even so cracked and it's still nothing has been wrong

(31:03):
with it. It's amazing. You're never gonna get it. According
to a new study, one and four people admit to
not using this. One or four people say they don't
use this, which means most do. You're never gonna get
it is one or four people admit to not using this.

(31:24):
Jessica in Ohio, Hello, y oh no, that is not
the answer man. Back in the day, all the young
ones listening. Back in the day, when they started making
us where seatbelts is a law, we were blown away.
You're gonna make us where our seatbelts because nobody wore
their seatbelts. But now I can't imagine. It feels weird

(31:46):
if I don't have it. I'm just sitting in a car.
Yeah no, if I even put my car in reverse
in the parking lot of the grocery store and we're
going one mile an hour and my son's like, Mom,
I'm not buckled yet stopped and like as a kid,
like I was never buckled, And then there would be
all these at ease where you should leave your tea
belt off. So if you fly out of your car,
you're saying we were so dumb, But no, that's not

(32:06):
that's not it. And V sure when you get in
a wreck to stay limp? Yes, Amy, what do you
think it is? One or four people do not you
do this? He's a calculator. Use Eddie nail clipper. Hey,
Bobby and Tampa, what you guys? Is it your n

(32:28):
It is not appreciate that though. One or four people
do not use deodorant. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a deal.
One or four people don't use deodorants. Sorry, by that
you see the instagram of the rock with his baby, Yes,
it was so crazy. His bicep was two times bigger
than the baby. He has a tiny little girl tiny
or is he just so big? I think he's that

(32:50):
big We have this debate at my house often how
the kids they love the Rock because he's in a
lot of kid type movies. And my husband's always like,
I'm as big as that guy, and then he flexes
and the kids are like, no way, dad, You're not
no way dad. And if she compared himself to someone
like me and look bigger instead of the Rock and
look smaller, yeah, yeah, he needs to see that picture

(33:10):
of the baby, and I'll be like, Okay, you're this big.
I always wondering about the Rock because he's so big,
so big, Like let's say you and the Rock are smooching, right, Okay,
that's a lot of dude. Is that attractive to you?
Like he's so big? I mean, I like the Rock,
but that's pretty big. Like I'm not into the major body.

(33:32):
I don't know. I mean, didn't he get peck implants
though back in the day. I believe wonder if he
got by stepping plants. They're huge. I mean I watched
those workout videos he does. I can't imagine those are implants.
He's just a big dude. He's also genetically a big dude.
His dad was a big dude. You know, they played football,
at the University of Miami. His dad was a wrestler,
so he mean he comes from a line of dudes

(33:56):
unlike myself. I don't know. Man, I got on twenty
three and me and I was going through twenty three
and me and you can find all these third cousins?
Are they big? Anybody? Anybody jacked up in there and
not rock not jacked up. I don't see any pictures
of them. But I just wondered, I really want to
reach out and pull the headache into my life. What
do you mean headache? And does a third cousin really matters? Well,

(34:17):
why do you have to go negative? What if it's
the biggest, amazing blessing in your life ever, like meeting
that person, you know, that's not how it work. Came,
It's just not how it works. I go, but I'm
not close. I don't really have a lot of family
that I'm super close to. And then what if they're
like white, this guy reach out to me. What a
head I know. I know I think that too, because

(34:37):
I am a headache. Like I talked to my cousin
some I talked to her the other night because we
have to have double cousins. But I talked to my
stepdad a bit. But that's about all you got room for.
It's not room like I have room in my heart.
But what's happened is it sounds like you know how
when you will get asbestos and it would fill your
lungs up and you can never get rid of it,

(35:00):
you know. No, No, I'm comparing my heart to spect
like all this bad as festis. I can't move that
as festis out for other things. It's just been such asbesticized,
and so it's hard. Okay, well, I mean houses, you
can't have it removed, so you just got to get
in there and scrape it out. I know that's just tough, though,

(35:21):
who's going in? You know what happened? I reset it
all my cookies on my computer and I lost on
my passwords. Oh that's the worst. Oh it's the word
for that. Here's what I don't know. Cell Phone numbers done,
how to get places because the GPS done? Computer passwords nope.
So I'm just struggling. Last night I was sending my
dam message like, hey, can you get me into my email?

(35:43):
I was trying Morgan number two, Hey can you give
my Instagram? I have no idea I've been locked out everything. Yeah,
this is the worst. It's like a horror movie. It's
like at the quiet place, but it's there's still I
can't get anywhere. Yes, this person at the rock and
put them on. Hey, Lisa Virginia is the rock. Egg
Rock is big. He's a big dude, and when he

(36:03):
tries to hug you, he tries to do it soft,
so he's not like smushing you. I do that sometimes.
Oh yeah, I see that. I get smushed and you
heard that wrong. Okay. His arms are like the size
of somebody's sties. Yeah. His instagrammed him and his baby
is pretty cool. Maybe it looks tiny. It's time for

(36:24):
the good news. Emma Burnett is a mother of two.
She's overweight and smoking cigarettes her whole life. She says,
I need to change my life. I need something to
challenge me. She goes online finds this race through the
Sahara Desert a hundred and fifty five miles, and she
does it. She says, I just wanted to accomplish something

(36:46):
to change my life, and now I'm on the right path.
She runs a hundred yes, through the Sahara Desert. How
many days it doesn't say how many days or time.
But she completed the hundred mile race Desert pretty good shape.
And even I don't look at that and go that
sounds a feeling. Wow, look at her? How much weight
she loves? You know? I doesn't say. But she did

(37:07):
raise some money for Parkinson's disease, but she said she's
on a new path. Wow, look at that. There you go,
tell me something good. Come shoot the latest from Nashville
in Hollywood. He's thirty second Skinny. Garth Brooks teased a
few weeks ago that he has a big announcement coming
soon and it could be that he's going back out

(37:29):
on tour. We'll count me in. Yeah, I'd go back.
And he's got a couple of ships. I mean, would
you stop? He just dominated the world. That makes me
want to dominating harder six times and everything. He doesn't
want to make you just like Chill my nickname of college.
But I can't help it. So Blake Shelton Mary's Gwinn Steffani.

(37:59):
He says Brian won't be officiating, even though Luke definitely offered.
Blake did admit he thinks about marrying Gwyn. It's just
probably not gonna happen anytime soon. Imagine the pressure of
being in a high level romance where everybody's watching you,
even together, even on the show, I mean constantly with
the wedding questions. That's why I don't have a girlfriend,

(38:19):
because I can't take the questions anymore. Yeah, that's why. Yeah,
I made me. That's your thirty seconds getting The best
part was both of you guys reacted to that same
way with sarcasm. Hey it's Bobby Bones. I wanted to
tell you about this new puzzle game that I've been
playing called Best Fiends. You can heard me right, Best Fiends.
I'm loving it. I think you will too. I've been

(38:40):
pulling up my phone when I wrap downtime traveling. Listen,
everybody on the show is playing it, and we are
not alone because eighty million other people have also downloaded
Best Fiends and Best Fiends. You solve puzzles, you collect
tons of characters. Just try and you see what I mean.
Played by yourself, or connect with friends or family to compete.
They update the game all the time, so there's always
something new and fun to try. Best Fiends is not

(39:03):
like any other puzzle game. You have to check it
off of yourself. Go to the App Store or Google
Play and download Best Fiends for free. That's Best Fiends
f I E N d S. As in Friends, but
without the R. It's called Best Fiends. It's a puzzle game.
I've been playing. I kind of travel, I want airplane
or if I'm sitting here way between meetings, it's the game.

(39:24):
I pulled up Best Fiends F I E N d S.
It's like Friends, but without the R. Check that out,
morning Corn. What kind of car does a cowboy drive?
Kind of car does a cowboy drive? Audi? Audi partner, Eddie?

(39:50):
Did you get it? Until I didn't? Until you said
partner Audi partner hearing heard sound. Don't take it for
the professional jokes. Okay, I could have partner, but Audi
partners in a car autis car. Yeah, but Audie, let's
vote on this. I like I like it. You win.
This wasn't a competition. He's helping you. I was trying

(40:11):
to help you. Give you a little say, did you
get it? It's my turn jealous voice that I thought
I've worked all. The thing is, I worked on my
delivery on that one, and I still didn't do it.
It was good, It was good. Should have it was
good Audi partner. That was the morning corny. Thank you.

(40:36):
So I'm gonna be honest. Is that I used blue Apron.
Lunch boxes is blue Apron? It's not a commercial. By
the way, I just want to say this before I
tell you how idiot I am. Lunch boxes blue Apron, Raymond.
Now use it right, Raymond? And you're paying for it?
Huh Yeah, the whole card, cold hard cash. When you
tell me, I probably get the hooked up. I mean,
I was hoping maybe eventually we'll have a talk. I

(40:57):
have my people talk to your people, yes, which means
just me in you in the hall. Yes. Um. There's
a part of this and I read the menu always
inside the commercial, and one of them is Kung pound
chicken with star fried now peas and sweet peppers. Listeners
are saying it's star fried snow peas. There's a typo,
and I keep calling them now peas. It does, I know,

(41:19):
but I'm not sure what's right. Morgan number two, Can
you let this tell me if it's now peas or
snow peas? Because I'm a text something about these listeners.
You can't do anything. They'll let you know. Yeah. Yeah,
So I just want people to know that. I know. Also,
another housekeeping thing is that we're doing tell Me something
Good at fifty five after all the hours now, instead

(41:40):
of doing it all at once, we spread it out
so more people can hear it. Yeah, so you do
a story and then like an hour later, love Box.
That's right, Tuesday's top five right now, number five. Most
people are good from loosing number four, heaven everyone from
Kane Brown. I still enjoy this one when it comes

(42:01):
on the radio, like it's not burnt on me yet,
so good. Meant to Be? I still like this one too.
It's number three? Is this is the the number one
this last week? This is this guy? This isn't This
isn't right, is it? Yeah? I don't think this is right.
I think Meant to Be was the number one song

(42:21):
last week. It's up there with the now Piece. Yeah.
I don't know why I have a wrong list. I
believe most people in Kane Brown is at four. Everybody's
talking about they just channel late. You make it Easy
from Al Dean's at three, You make it red Eldredge

(42:45):
the Long Way at two. The song is not gonna
hit number one, but what what a powerful number two man?
One of his strongest songs ever and just how it works.
It's not gonna hit number one. It's not a good song,
but it went up against this monster meant to Be,
which should be number one for many weeks and it

(43:05):
probably won't be, but it should be because it's just good.
Are your number one song this week? Congratulations to b
B REXA and F G L D. I always like

(43:28):
how people go now that songs so simple, simple, then
you write it. Yeah, I like it. Sam I had
a lot of that with body like a background. They're like,
come on, it's simple this song. If it's so simple,
then won't you ride one numb nuts? Yeah, they didn't
come up with hips like yeah, if everything was simple,
you'd be doing it too, So what's annoying? They're like,
Bobo used the radio show so simple? Yeah, you probably

(43:49):
got point there z the middle fourth week in a
row at number one. You justly and we're on the
rhythmic side. This is the best post my loan song,
Psycho of all his whole record. This is the best
song Michael really trust nobody and we don't like you

(44:13):
know it? He starts dancing, come on, I can't appreciate
the beat. Yeah, yeah, I'm in No, maybe Psycho is not. Maybe. Um,
I don't know what. What's the best? My favorite Poston
so on my d oh yeah yeah, yeahs Mike, that's
the one I lost to a lot all the time.
Bobby just basically called me a poser. And then he's like,

(44:34):
wait a second, he knows because I played all the
time out loud. Okay, I know he knows. That's fine.
Don't be jell Amy, don't be jealous. Eddy was a

(44:54):
joke and that I wasn't even snapping my da. I
was making fun of you, not him. Did you miss that?
Why are you still poking right now? Because I was
feeling that beat and you were calling me out on it.
You can't feel that beat. You can't feel and I'm like,
yes I can. There you go. I'm good, I'm good,
I'm good. Okay, thank you. I'm tired of being batting around.

(45:16):
I'm done. I'm done with you guys. I'm going home.
Man out here. Thanks everybody, see tomorrow. That's the end
of the show. Hey, do you want this boy band list?
These are the top five boy band songs according to
some magazine of all time. Yeah, if I have my list,
which I feel like it is probably a little better
than their list. But these are It's Billboard not about that.

(45:42):
Yeah yeah, we're the top five songs. Number five in
sync Tearing Up My Heart one, Number four What makes
You Beautiful from One Direction? Yeah that yes, Number three
the Beatles, I want to hold your hand, boy bad.
You know. I guess it goes up to your definition.

(46:03):
There are boys in a band? Okay. I thought boy
man was like, you know, from the nineties, but are
boys to men a boy man? They're a vocal group.
If you put instruments in their hands. I think it's
just a bunch of dude singing harmonies, right, multiple dude
singing harmony. I can appreciate that. The Jackson five I
Want You Back, And the number one boy band song
is the Backstreet Boys. I want it that way? Oh
that is my jam. I like to give you the

(46:24):
real three number Yeah yeah, I know that one away clip.
What is that garbage? As I would say, some silly magazine? Yeah, okay,
Number three in synt Gone, I'm underrated in s Gone

(46:48):
and they started to get mature. Hey Morgan, number two,
you're twenty four, What do you think about that? In
sync song. I honestly don't know it. She's too young.
I know in sync, but I don't know that song.
But that's mature and syncing. That's if I don't Okay, okay,

(47:08):
number two best boy band songs of all time. I
have to look at the chair dance and the hat.
It's kind of middle backstory boy. I used to know
all the words of this. My roommate Corney and I
used to wake up and sing it every morning and
look at the mirror and singing to each other. Now
we don't need a mirror, We sing to each other.

(47:30):
I don't know what he does to make cry? Did
make you smile? I don't have no fancy can did
get to you? Walk a thousand miles? Man? That was
a jam? Is that mature? It's middle middle? Yeah? But

(47:53):
the number one boy band song of all time. It's
not even a question. Are you taking it way back?
I think he's staying true boy band fashion. Right here, okay,
right here. They only really had a hit in a
half Oh, come on, say it if you think you
know it. Hold on girls for the summer, Summer girls,

(48:20):
And I do know all the words that I'm pretty
proud of. Um who was the band that TV showree
Town or nothing Nothing, there's no when you lease the bottom,

(48:41):
it's now never. We just friends on that one. You
guys don't agree with that favorite boy band song? Aby?
I mean I would either. Oh, I would have to
go I want it that way Backstreet Boys, because that

(49:02):
just makes me think of my senior year of high school. Yeah, Morgan,
number two year, like eleven, what's your favorite? By bye microphone?
Just why did you do that? Please? For those that
can't hear because their microphone doesn't work, she said in
I heard this, which is also a good one. I'm
gonna flip out one day. I'm gonna flip out in

(49:24):
this room and just start trashing the equipment. And then
somehow after I trashed the equipment, it's gonna work better
than it already did. That'd be cool, and don't worry,
I'll be videotaping and nothing works. A Michigan couple with
thirteen children, all sons, welcome to another baby and it

(49:46):
was a boy. They have fourteen boys. What's that happening?
What are they eating? I don't know. They just a
really strong boy things. They weren't too surprised when their
new son Finley show Boygan entered the world. As in
the families tradition, they waited until the birth to learn

(50:07):
the baby sex. We got all boys, so it's more
used to The dad says, that's insane to me that
not even one of them as a girl, not even one.
And I mean, do they keep trying to look at
a girl at this point? Yeah, you have fourteen what's
the difference in seventeen. I'm sure those babies are shooting anyway,
no time to give birth. Yeah, it's cigar, all right,

(50:28):
here we go, lift your leg. Baby before looked at
their family photos. That's a bunch of kids. First of all,
that's just but that all dudes, what's the family photos?
It's just amazing. It's like this whole line of people.
It's like, but all boys. That mom, that poor mom,
she's the only girl that's great. Four kids is the

(50:51):
crazy fourteen boys? That's that's insane. Yeah, here's some audio
from last night. I was watching American I don't have
two clips here, and this Katie Turner, she's the really
awkward one. She's really one of my favorites, and she
she's so awkward until she gets on stage with a guitar,
and then she did Havannah acoustically, Hava nanas Havana. It's

(51:17):
so good and they're really up in their production game.
They're gonna start, I think next week for the first
time the show has ever done this. It's live everywhere
at once, there's no West Coast, and you vote during
the show, and by the end of the show they
have the winners. Yeah, it's cool. So you get on
the phone and you vote, and by the end of
it they know it's done. Her voice is so amazing
and it just doesn't come from he took me for

(51:39):
two weeks to thatana no Nonna. Oh, but my heart
doesn't Havana. That song about is mad is Havana No No.
And then there's this Maddie Pope who's singer songwriter girl.
I like the girls on this season. I think they're good.

(52:00):
All the dudes sound the same. It's kind of like
country music. Huh. It's kind of like the insert the
next dude into the lineup. Here's this dude pluck. Oh well,
so yeah, there's that. It's time for the good news.
Volunteers in San Antonio, Texas have been busy measuring, cutting,

(52:22):
standing and drilling wood to create twenty bunk beds that
are going to go to families in need. It's the
San Antonio Chapter of Sleep in Heavenly Peace, and they
work to assemble these beds and pass them out to families,
especially bunk beds, because a lot of times kids are
sharing rooms and it's just a way to give them
a safe, like comfortable, comfortable place to sleep. And the
nonprofit has a goal of completing five hundred beds by

(52:44):
the end of the year. That's right now, show hey,
listen to the story. This girl, Jasmine goes to Atlantic
City with her boyfriend. This is in January, so April,
I account months backward. I'm acting like that, but we're
back in January. She goes to Atlantic City. They played
backer at in the casino and went five thousand dollars. Okay,

(53:06):
he's playing one half a million dollar playing backer at.
So she claims they agreed to split whatever money they want,
but he dumped her and then refused to share the earnings. No, no, no,
Whose money is it? Because I would play sometimes and
I would be with people as I play, or I'd
be people as they play. Whoever's money it is? Whose

(53:27):
money it is now. She's saying that she and her
then boyfriend had agreed to split the winnings, but he
dumped in and then upgraded girlfriends. But okay, but what's
she not upgrade? If something happened to her? You know
what I mean? I don't. I don't know. I don't
know the situation exactly. You don't and you hear you
are making judgment and you don't know the situation. Well,

(53:48):
if he told these how do we know that? Well,
she recorded, No, she didn't. Jasmine claims that when she
started taking Interest to play alongside, their fortune started to change.
I kind of figured that when I was watching, she said,
is the couple kept winning. They bragged about their good
fortune on social media. Finally made it twenty six sitting
on a half million, he wrote on Facebook. Listen again,

(54:10):
I don't know the story, but what a problem to have,
huh make it half a million? Playing backer at I
don't know playing back a head. I was about to
ask you where it was. I don't even know what
backerd is. I don't even know what Burt backer ad is.
I don't know, but that's crazy. He had to be
playing with some serious cash. You don't make a half
million bucks from ten bucks. It takes money to win money.

(54:32):
It does for the most part, unless you got one
of those slots, and that's so rare. Give it a
slot machine, I mean for not that much. You know,
we are considering still is ubering a dog? You know
we we do the segment will at Uber and so, well,
that's a thing. I think Morgan number two's dog, because

(54:53):
she has a small dog's ruined, might be like, oh,
I want this cute right, Like the risk is that
they would kidnap the dog. Yeah, it has to be
a cute dog. Morgan number two, how do you feel
about this happening? Okay? Anyone have a dog? Lence you
talk to too big? Morgan number Tuesday, how much? Come on? Then?
Is there risk that somebody will take her? And you

(55:15):
couldn't pay me a million dollars to lose that night?
We haven't. Yeah, million, I would take a million. I
told you all my children for a million. Listen, Morgan
number two, we have their picture. We have many stars.
You know how to find that. You're never going to

(55:36):
convince me of this one, but these are vetted. You
can do anything. I got into Uber the other day. Listen,
and we're in Denver and we get into the car.
Uber drives up and I'm you know, we've ben't flying
all day. That's a little tired. And so we had
a forty five minute drive through traffic, so I was
ready to get my nap stage, you know, get get

(55:57):
relaxed and laid back. And we get in and the
Uber driver goes, guess what, it's my birthday? Okay, and
I'm going, oh no, because, first of all, as poor
girls working on her birthday, so obviously didn't want to.
And then I think she's also hitting me up her
tips at the same time, because why else would you

(56:18):
say at your birthday? I mean, as soon as I
get in the car, hey, it's my birthday. And then
she goes, how old are you? Uh? Because I bet
you're young. I felt like I was on the Bozo
Show and I was five, Like how old are you? Kid?
Is a whole thing. And then and then she's playing
music and it's the most vulgar hip hop just I'm

(56:41):
talking baby mother beeby and she goes, is this music okay?
I wasn't gonna say no because she might stab me.
Oh yeah, and her birthday, yeah, but yeah, it was
a whole weird experiences. And then we got out of
the car and I was like, have birthday and shut
the door, moved on. But I'm still trying to get
that dog. What if we made a donation to a

(57:03):
dog you charity of your choice to save other dogs more.
Number two, No, you risk losing my dog in the process.
I'm not doing that. That dog is a special dog
to me. She is like my child. She really is. No, no, no,
not even for the show. Bobby. Yes, I would have
done my dog, no problem. I was gonna ask that,
and then I was like, no, one loves her dog

(57:24):
more than I did. You have done your dog. Amy's
offering her kids, yeah, and Morgan to put a fake catty.
Would you do your kids? What about your dog? My dog?
I will totally do my dog, but she'd run away,
Like for sure the door wou opens, you're gone. Not
in the back of the car, someone's there. We can

(57:44):
do your dog. Yeah, okay, willa dober puppy addition, yeah, okay. Show.
Do you worry about going to places and you know,
changing and they're hidden cameras? Oh, I mean I thought
about it, but I'm like, that would never happen to
where I'm going, Like, what are the odds? But then

(58:05):
anytime there's a story in the news of like, oh,
you're just eating a changing in a restaurant, are using
the restroom here, whatever, and boom, camera got you. Police
launch an investigation after a woman years old finds a
hidden camera taped underneath a changing table in a Starbucks. Yeah,
so that she's just changing her baby. The toilet cams
always weird meat out. They're all weird and creepy, and

(58:25):
they should go to jail because it's about the toilet cams. Yeah,
Like I don't get that at all. Why why I
don't know. I cannot relate to that at all. Part
of me for one second. Five kids, ages ten to sixteen,
charged with holding up a movie theater with cap guns.
Five Connecticut kids, some of the youngest, ten, are facing

(58:47):
charges they terrorize patrons in a movie theater. And if
you're in that movie and some kids come up with
a bunch of guns caps or not terrifying, I'm gonna
have a heart attack done and you think it's real, yeah,
or these kids have been getting shot by someone that's
got something or offers. Ultimately, officers ultimately ultimately found four
suspects up the street tomb whom had the toy guns

(59:08):
in their clothes. A fifth was found nearby. Probably some
idiot kids ought to be funny to do because they've
seen it on TV. That's not funny kids. You know
what I want to do is we were talking about
Charlie Staron and she had put on fifty pounds for
a movie role, and and he's like, oh, that would
be heaven to be able to because she would wake
up in the middle of the night and someone would

(59:28):
have prepared her on her nightstand a bowl of macaroni
and cheese and she had to wake up and eat it.
And I was like, it sounds like heaven for a second,
for like one night. So if you could have your
heaven right like that, not real heaven, but like what
what would be your little piece of heaven? But what

(59:50):
you're just liked, relate okay, And that's okay, go ahead,
just being able to just eat whatever food I wanted
all the time, all the time. Give me something more specific,
oh well, specifically Reese's peanut butter cups, like every day,
a piece of cheesecake every day after dinner, every after

(01:00:12):
dinner every night, a piece of cheesecake and not have
any effects. That'd be amazing. Wow, this is a good question.
Me sitting by the beach for a bunch of beer
and pizza like I love food to Bobby's is like
working out. I hate working out. Mine would probably be

(01:00:32):
like a seventy two degree Arkansas Razorback football game. Oh
that's where the weather is awesome and I get to
watch Arkansas or a foot rub and they have to win. Right,
Oh my gosh, you just upped the game. You could
have your feet being rubbed while you're watching the football.
It's things that you could probably get, Like I could
go to Razor Bay games. That's my little piece of

(01:00:54):
heaven when the weather is good. Or I can get
a foot rub. That's but it's real things. So yeah,
that's the thing. All right, Cool, Well that segment as
good as I hope. Okay, I can say go ahead.
I was thinking food because of Charlie's there on. If
I could have a black jack table where I'm just
sitting there playing black jack and getting a massage at

(01:01:14):
the same you could. It has to be a thing
you could actually get, right, That's what I'm saying. That
I could get that, and that would be awesome. If
I could do that every single day, it would be amazing.
You don't want to play black jack every day and
get a massage? Who would you play against and you
would lose money? Does that work? It can't be things
that you make up. No, I wouldn't necessarily lose. Guys.

(01:01:35):
I'm making a rules to a game that doesn't exist.
Relaxed and let me make up the rules to a
game that's never been played before. And it's totally stupid.
And you're disappointed in things we like. No, I'm not. Yeah,
we said cheesecaking of food. It's like, come on, you
should have given your example first because we were thinking
Charlie's there on macaroni and cheese. That was the example. Well,

(01:01:58):
you see where Amazon is not delivering the car. They're
gonna live to cars, like they'll meet you somewhere. You know,
if your car has the GPS device, you can put
it and as long as your car has the technology,
Amazon will come to your car, can deliver you whatever
you need to. Come on, isn't that cool? That's crazy?
I mean that's pretty awesome because sometimes you're not home
to receive the package. So it's like, if you prime
now it, just bring it to me where I am.

(01:02:19):
Amazon has a top secret plan to build home robots.
The robot could be sort of a mobile Alexa. Oh
for sure, this thing wanted to be my girlfriend. Like
that's all I read. I don't think about Yeah, I
don't think about all the jobs that can do. I go,
finally I have a girlfriend. Wow. Yeah, you know how
much crap I got yesterday for saying that? How much?

(01:02:40):
A lot three places people said let me hold your hands.
They have some sort of here's what happened. One of
my friends got me for my birthday a hand and
foot rub, and so I go, I just go to
His name is like Clark behind the waffle house late
at night, and you know, I get a Clark. Yeah,
And so I guess it's kind of weird to say
waffle house, like people get shot. Didn't even think about
what wasn't thinking about that either. I just always my

(01:03:03):
go to destination for later at night. Well, so I
go and I get my hands rubbed. And she kept
doing this thing where she put her fingers interlocked in
my fingers. That's serious hand holding and massage in it.
That way, and I was like, wow, it's pretty good,
Like I haven't had this a long time, maybe for
kind of lonely. I'll be honest with you because I
haven't felt that. And I said, man, I Philip just
felt good to be touched again. Three different places I

(01:03:24):
went yesterday made fun of me for saying that I
am putting my heart out there. Yeah, you shouldn't let
them get to you. So I got another handstage yesterday.
It was fantastic schedule today. And I only want the
interlocking part, no foot. I just want you to just interlocked,
massage in my hands, hold my hand, not like that,
not like that, like what if he gets your like
such a regular They're like her comfortable bede. Who's gonna

(01:03:46):
hold his hand to day hand fetish bones is bad. Well, anyway,
they're building these robots. The prototypes could have advanced cameras
and computer vision software. They can navigate through your homes
like a self driving car. The company helps start testing
bots in homes later this year. I mean, it's gonna
give the point to where stuff just shows up at
your door from Amazon because the robot told it you

(01:04:09):
were out of it. Well, it's just AI, you know,
and it's by the way, a I can read a
thousand books in a minute, and we can't. We can
only take in a book a week, even quicker than that.
It's all coding. Mobby's gonna love his girlfriend. She's gonna
be so smart. Yeah, yeah, everything listen, and I won't
be lone unless she gets wet then what nothing. I'm

(01:04:32):
sure they make them. If they can make the iPhone
water proof, she's the robot. Yeah. Yeah. The funny thing
is we joke about it, but we all kind of
think it's real. Just a little bit. You dating one eventually? Yeah,
can you imagine that dating at ai? That's the problem

(01:04:53):
talking about everything, you know, I feel like you could
create your perfect Yeah, like you just if you don't
want it around, you just go put in the other
shut down at seven pm. We're done. She doesn't require
any sort of emotional connection. Okay, Nami has been taking

(01:05:14):
shots all day, but now she's she's topping. Go ahead,
keep going. It's not a shot. This is reality. Doesn't
require any sort of emotional connection. That's not a shot.
That's not a shot. Is that true? I have emotional connections, Yes,
I do. Emotional connections. You do yes, I do. Maybe
not the best ones, but I try. Do you bleed

(01:05:35):
when you are pricked? No? No, no, I'm not okay, sorry,
I didn't mean for that to hurt your feeling. Was
that a shot? Yes or no? No, it's an observation.
I would say it's a little bit of truth in that. Yeah. Yeah,
but I wasn't It wasn't a shot. I was thinking, Wow,
that would be perfect for you an emotions. Okay, fine, okay, fine,

(01:05:55):
I haven't dated you, so I don't know. I'm sure
if you're friends, wait till this second book comes out,
a big one. Maybe some of your ex girlfriends could
share with us how you've opened up emotionally to con
nect with him. I don't know they're gonna call in, Like,
I just want to see somebody get tased on the airplane, Like, yeah,

(01:06:16):
I do, I travel enough. How come I not get
to see somebody get taste? Wouldn't that be fun if
someone's a little too drunk, Yes, and somebody just tastes
the crap out of them. Every time I've seen someone
get taste, I've laughed. I'll be honest with you. Every
time downtown in the studio here like I'm a hundred
percent on laughter from a taste. So I'm reading this

(01:06:39):
story about this this just taste me and you'll see
what happens. That's from an American Airlines flyer. So they
taste Mr Garcia. Oh yeah, with a handlebar mustache. That's
an important detail. Yeah, I was bound home for Chicago
before the plank to leave the airport. The police roder

(01:06:59):
report accused Garcia. By the way. They said he was
touching another person the next time, like a woman. Oh,
and then he said, taste me and you'll see what happens. Well, yeah,
I just got to remember what I have. What I
don't know. That's I just want to see somebody get taste.

(01:07:22):
Even if I got to be delayed hour, I'll take that.
You would take that delay? Could you take havin to
switch planes? Yeah? Okay for a good tasting. Yeah, I
mean taste the crap. I like a couple like that
kind of shoots it into him and he goes. They go,
oh the ones that stay there, Oh yeah, those are cool.
We used to have the shocker. We should bring that back.
Hunh No not, Oh my gosh, there was this awful song.

(01:07:44):
It's time to use the Shockers show. It was just
the Muppets theme. I just wrote other words of the
Muppets song in the Shocker song real quick. It's for
about ten years ago. But we used to wear a
dog shot collar and play trivia. It was the worst

(01:08:06):
funniest thing ever for you. I had shocked sometimes I was.
That was when I was really trying to get pregnant
and she come in whining, like to have a baby,
and you're shocking my neck. Well I didn't, and my
thought was maybe it shocked a baby into you. Oh yeah,
but it could distress in my home life. Why because

(01:08:26):
my husband didn't want me to get shocked. He thought
if I was pregnant, it could somehow damage the baby.
Shocking your baby, I know, but I was still having
an electric whatever shocker is that dude crazy? It's time

(01:08:50):
to use the shocker on the Bobby Boat Show. Why
do we come on? We gotta bring that back? No,
we don't. You were never well listen, okay, you would,
but we would do trivia and you nailed trivia. So
you're gonna hate me for me good fashion. Yeah, and
then and when that shocker is on you everything, it's difficult.

(01:09:12):
It's like what planet do you live on? You're like, hey,
let's get a have like Payne associated that song. Let's
get a new shocker na in the building. Yeah it's
not I get just turn it on. Yeah, go go

(01:09:35):
track it down. It's thanks for bringing that back up. Now.
I'm totally into using the shocker. No. Southwest Carolina just
canceling forty flights per day after the accident, and all
I'm going is, why weren't we already canceling these flights
for something wrong? I'm another being way I think super

(01:09:57):
duper proactive. Yeah, but shouldn't they be way super du
proactive on flying anyway? They should, but they should have
been a super dude proactive. Yes. It's kind of like
when T s A got real strict. It's like, shouldn't
we have been doing that before? Should we've always kept
bodies off? Yeah? Yeah, the company said it and Sunday
that roughly forty flights have been canceled that day. It's

(01:10:19):
about one percent of these scheduled four thousand flights. So yeah,
there's that. Man. If lunchbox comes back in there with
the shaker, it's on. Come on, it's on you. You
we draw everything's fair. I hate the Shocker. No, we're not.
I don't want to do the shocker. Do you have it? No,

(01:10:42):
it's in boxes because during the remodel they boxed it
up and so they're unpacking the boxes. That's to today
we take a break. Yeah, on the other side of
the break, we should have it. It's yeah, it's that

(01:11:04):
like lens box actually sounds good. Thing that really and
then we had to, like Jake, we had to like
stretch it over. Yeah, the whole thing. Okay, we'll see
if we can find that schalker right now. They did
catch the guy who killed the four people in the
waffle house yesterday. To me, I was amazed that they

(01:11:25):
found him alive when he was gone that long and
it felt like nobody could nobody could be hiding him.
I thought he would have killed himself. He didn't. He
was hiding in the woods right just in the woods,
and some uh citizen called police because they spotted him. Yeah,
here's this. There was a person who was matching the

(01:11:45):
description of the suspect who went was going through a
construction site right behind the apartment complex and into the
wooded area right there were several workers from the tv
A that we're pointing us saying the person went through
the woods? Did it tectors? Then all as well as
the sergeants all went up to the wooded area and
saw a pathway in the woods. Before you know, those

(01:12:06):
cops were on pure adrenaline. And then and also he
still may have a gun, and he did end up
having a gun with him and bullets. But if you're
a police officer and you're putting yourself into that, you're
walking through the woods, you're completely vulnerable. Like shout out
to the police officers who were involved in this. They
looked in his back pocket, and in his back pocket

(01:12:27):
he had a wallet and in that wallet he had
a Colorado I D that had his information on there.
So the thing is he had his guns taken away
whenever he threatened the president at the White House, and
they gave him to his dad, and his dad gave
him back to him. So now the questions is are
they going to charge his dad. They're looking at it.
They had said, you have to right, that's illegal. What
he did illegal. I don't know if they can charge

(01:12:48):
him with murder, but what he did was illegal and
it led to a serious crime. So he has to
the charge of something Ryan hopefully he is. Why they
even have to give him back to the dad. Why
don't if you lose your gun rights, then okay, your
guns go into some vault somewhere something The officers ordered

(01:13:08):
into the ground. With the help of several others, they
apprehended him. Officials say his identity was confirmed through that
wallet in his backpack. Once at the jail, he asked
for an attorney and then refused to speak. He's being
held on a two million dollar bond. You know, since
he was naked. I had to think you that he
was just messed up out of his mind when he
did it. Right, he has to be. I mean, I

(01:13:29):
know he's mentally ill, That's what I But here's the
thing too, you know he's mentally ill. So can you
even charge him as someone who's not because he's obviously
mentally ill? Right, they'll do that like if either he'll
be uncompetent or what do you incompetent to stand trial?
And so then they put him in a mental institution
or something. But they do all those tests and man,

(01:13:50):
who But for my my take, as always, if you
can do something so nutty, then you're nutty. You just
have the ability to do something so awful, then you're
awful in the head. There's there's something off, there's something wrong.
But this dude is also naked when he did it,
so he had to be on something out of his mind,
aside from being mentally because he thought Taylor SWI attacked

(01:14:11):
his Netflix account. You know, there are these little things
where he's illusional. Well yeah, and thinking you can just
go to the White House and speak to the president
because you're you know, for some reason, the Taylor thing
was weird in my head. But you're right, the fact
that he went to the White House with a day
have a gun. We did that, but he threatened something
and then that's what that's when they took away his

(01:14:32):
guns or something. Right, Well, thank goodness. I was very
surprised yesterday afternoon whenever they said they found him and
he was alive, and he was alive. I couldn't believe
after what he did, he didn't go out shooting. That's
what That was my point earlier to Amy, is that
what in his mind, what does he have to lose
at this point. Well, we were discussing that. Let's say
he was say he's already we know that mentally something's off.

(01:14:54):
But then if he's on something, a concoction of whatever
that caused him to go do the shoot up, then
we'll may be that wears off and he's come down
from it and that's why he's not shooting. But he
still is hiding, so he knows what he did and
he's trying to get away. He knows it's over no
matter what. I thankfully didn't and thankful didn't go an
anybody's apartment, to anybody's house, nobody else, no hostages. So

(01:15:19):
terrible that there's four people that and then the people
in the hospital, they were gonna be okay, right, the
ones that were shot. Is that the last I read.
I believe so well glad they found it. I was
surprised they found him alive. You's pile of stories, okay.
As Americans were pronouncing Adidas wrong, and I wear Adidas
all the time. Yeah, so I have an Australian friend

(01:15:40):
and she would call it Audi doss. That's what it
says here. You're says is on ad Like if you
go to the store, be like, do you do you
have any Audidas? And now go what and then it's
not worth the time. So in America, I will call
it Adidas. Where do I call it Audi Dos? What country?
In case I go there? All the rest everywhere says
Americans were the ones pronounced it wrong. I'm okay with that,

(01:16:01):
and right now I'm wearing my Audi Doss Adidas. The
best overall shoe is the Adidas Boost pound for pound,
because I am shoe boy. When I walk down the street,
people come out of the storefronts and go shoe boy,
and I'm like, that's me. The Adidas Boost is pound
for pound, the best shoe. I have them on right now?
What do I have on? It? Expensive? No? I have

(01:16:21):
on some shoes at me on birthday. I mean their
new shoes. But those who got you their audis. It's
just different kinds. Okay, this guy is crazy. He's only
twenty years old, and he has been bitten by a
rattlesnake three years ago. Then last year he was mauled
and dragged off by a black bear in Colorado, and

(01:16:43):
then last week he was attacked by a shark in Hawaii. No, No,
he's a twenty year old. His name is Dylan McWilliams,
and as well, I don't know what he's just trying
to get Internet family. You can't force yourself to get
attacked by a bear and a shark. You can get
real close to them. Go charge of bears. See what happens. Yeah,

(01:17:03):
do you think he's setting these up? Well, he's doing
things stupid enough to get caught doing these. I don't know.
I was just found I'm not gonna get hit by
any of those three because I'm not around bears, sharks
or what was the other one, tarantula shark. I was thinking.
Out of all of us on this show, the only
person that's been attacked by something as Lund Fox with
a shark, but he got caught on a lie detector
lying he's he did not get attacked by a shark.

(01:17:26):
Got bit all right? What else there? And lastly, if
you want Kim Kardashian's new faith fragrance kk W body,
it's coming out in May, and it's going to be
shaped exactly like her body, and it smells like golden
whatever the color golden smells like. Huh, there must be
some real money and fragrance. For people have all the

(01:17:47):
fragrance lines and all the alcohol lines get on, but
then you have this, like all you can smell the
drink you put it on you or yeah, yeah, okay,
I was just thinking that would be awkward to have it.
Kim Kardashian, good body sculpture on your Bathroo encounter. Right there,
you go. That was Amy's pile of stories, your buddy

(01:18:08):
and miss the Transdyhow's right? Right? So you don't let
your daughter say shut up? Is that the rule to
the house. Yeah, we don't use that word, but you
use it sometimes. Here's a clip of Amy at her

(01:18:29):
house and she says, shut up. Are you talking to yourself? Yes,
well so it's talking to My friend was over and
I was complaining about something and I said, you know what,
I'm just gonna shut up. And my daughter I didn't
even know she captured this, but yes, okay, all right,
you shut up, you shut up. Don't say that word. Wait, wait,
you kid, I know, I know, and I didn't even

(01:18:50):
know she captured until later. My friend was like going
through her phone. She's like, she send it to me,
and she goes and your daughter was filming whenever you
said shut up, and then she said shut up, and
you got mad at her for saying shut up. Yes, okay, right,
you shut up. Don't say that word even though you
just said it. We don't world, what do you mean?

(01:19:13):
We don't say that? Mom just said I know her
fath like you hear A go yeah, because I'm confused too,
are you? Guys collectively annoyed to the people keep getting
annoyed when people say who they voted for. Like, who
cares that Kanye's on the cross hairs because Kanye said
you like Donald Trump? Listen, didn't these guys go and

(01:19:33):
fight for us so we can vote who we want
and say who we voted for, like didn't? It doesn't
matter which side of this. She started with the Snaia
Twain stuff where the person goes, if you were in American,
who would you voted for? And she said Donald Trump.
I agree or disagree with Donald Trump. Everyone's right to
have who they voted for and say who they voted for.
That's it. If you can't separate their art and their

(01:19:56):
political beliefs, then just stop anywhere. You should just not
follow anyone and be done. Just find your own people
that believe exactly the way that you do. And the
thing is, I probably don't believe like you do. Anyway.
It's so crazy to me that people get so butt
hurt about people saying who they voted for. It's not illegal.
It's not someone going yeah, I didn't mess, it's not

(01:20:17):
there's nothing. A matter of fact, it's encouraged to go vote.
There aren't enough people that do vote. And when someone says,
like Kanye, he said, I like Donald Trump, Okay, great,
it's interesting that you're involved in politics, saying with Shanaya,
it's interesting that you care about American politics. An American
it's so annoyed with that. It's not even majority, it's

(01:20:40):
this very vocal minority. They won't shut up about everything,
like something always has to be complained about all the time,
all the time. That's why I have an announcing right
now that he go that the show is coming up
at the end minutes left. Yeah, don't worry. I'm gonna

(01:21:01):
drop that governor announcement one day and I'm just I'm done.
I'm I'm out. Isn't it weird that if you've are
a governor, though, then they're going to be people that
didn't vote for you, and then there's gonna be people
that get mad at other people because they voted for you.
It is this super toxic environment. It is toxic We've
created it ourselves. We're not allowed to disagree with anyone

(01:21:21):
without hating them. And that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
You can't disagree with someone without just hating their guts.
Nobody's the same. Has anybody watched that Donald Trump thing
on Netflix of like how I Became President or something?
It's like a documentary? I don't. I saw it popped
up on things you might be interested in, and I

(01:21:42):
was like, huh, Amy asked me last not on text?
She goes, am, I the only one that watches Choppo
on Netflix every day? That's something about chop And I said, yeah,
I think so Choppo show. Yeah, she goes okay about it.
I'm like, I have nobody and even my head been
sort of falling off the wagon. And I'm like, what
elple was our thing? You're not into it? It's called

(01:22:05):
Trump the American Dream. Well, my point was we should
be able to say, if we want to say who
we voted for, were that people getting all their butt hurt?
You can choose to not support them, to support them.
It just seems a little much. This seems a little much.
They I got ascid an interview who I voted for.

(01:22:28):
I told him, I wrote in Dirk Spentley and I'm
probably gonna get But I said that when the election
came out, I said, I wrote in Dirk Spidley and
I'm probably can't crap for that. Yeah, you'll have to
address that once you enter politics. I don't think they
check your path votes that they don't really I feel
like that would come up. But but I've said everything
on the air. I know you're I mean, you're transparent,
You'll be fine with it, you'll handle it. But I

(01:22:49):
feel like that could come up of you not taking
the voting process series. I did take it seriously. I
think on the picture I posted to the kid that
had the key slam in his head, yes, what in
the world it's a motorcycle key. But he got into
a fight and then the other person that keen slammed

(01:23:09):
in his head and it went straight into his brain.
You had to the doctor take three and a half
hour to remove. It's on my Twitter, Mr Bobby Bones,
and you check that out. Also, greatest key chain ever, Like,
for sure you're not losing that key. This key go
to will one time it was rammed in my head. Yeah,
Mr Bobby bones on Twitter. We're gonna go. We'll see

(01:23:31):
you tomorrow. You doing anything cool today? Not now? Not cool?
I mean my at home workout. You want to come
do that? I don't. I've worked out with you. You
talked too much. We talked the entire time. My friend
Gracy comes over. I thought you were going to argue
with that. She goes, yeah, no, but we put on
our one pound ankle weights. It really adds a lot.
You wouldn't think, but I put it on. I'm like,

(01:23:53):
oh that I could feel the burn. Yeah, good for you.
I recommend it. What are you doing? Uh? Work out? More?
Audio book? I should be finished by Friday, and he's
gonna come and read a part of my book on Friday. Wait,
are you going to be in the room when I
read it? No, it's all the same. Okay, Well, I'll
be more nervous if you're there. Why you talk in
front of me for five hours every day? But remember,

(01:24:16):
when this book comes out, it's gonna live forever. Probably
gonna win a Pulitzer. Wow, that'd be cool. Yeah Novus
no Belt Peace Prize even so, if oh, hold on
co question, if it becomes a New York Times bestseller, again,
Is I mean I'm a New York Times bestseller in
your heart if you want to be sure. And I'm
and I'm an astronauts. So we'll see you tomorrow. Thanks

(01:24:38):
for hanging see tomorrow morning. Appreciate you being here.
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