Bobby Gets A Girl’s Number On The Road + Lunchbox Returns To The Studio & Gives A Baby Box Name Update

Bobby talks about a girl he met while travelling over the weekend. Lunchbox returns to the studio for the first time since Baby Box’s birth. Also, the show debates whether a hot dog is a sandwich or not.

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show pre show. Yeah, here we are about to get
into today's show. See Luchbox came into the show though
later he's actually in studio now. We just finished the show.
So back at work today. That has that it normalized

(00:44):
you a bit, a little bit. You know, you kind
of got into this groove a bit because you've been
in the baby mode for such a I've been in
the baby mode for a week, and I mean I'm
talking super baby mode. We have to get everything together.
I mean, do you have a car seat? We have
we bought one. We don't have it in the car though,
Like when we went to the hospital, we didn't have

(01:04):
a car seat. We didn't have I mean, I didn't
even take a type. I just thought it was gonna
be a false alarm. Were I grabbed two books and
a computer because my wife was worried she may have
to answer some work emails. And we ended up and
I had a sweatshirt. That's it. You see people coming
in there that are prepared. They got pillows, blankets, two
different backs. I didn't even bring a toothbrush to the hospital.

(01:26):
How was she in her attitude toward you during labor?
She's great? Really, I am shocked, but yes, absolutely great.
At one point I was rubbing her back. She goes,
can you not touch me anymore? Okay, that's the kind
of stuff I like to hear that. I was disgusted
by your face because you're the one that did that
to her. That was the only moment of like us
getting mad at each other and how that goes. So

(01:48):
I put the hand on your back and she goes,
can you not touch me anymore? I was like, sorry,
I know you're just trying to be nice, but I
don't want your hand on me, just says Amy all
the time. I'm like, hey, yeah, stop touching. Oh my god?
What what? That was the only moment of anything kind

(02:09):
of disagreement. And I don't think she liked it when
I fell asleep in the middle, But that was I
was tired. Of course, you don't only doing all the
heavy lifting, how do you? I mean, it was a
long day. The reason you were tired is because you
were in Las Vegas the entire weekend. Well, yeah, obviously
I didn't know the kid was gonna come right after
a Las Vegas weekend. I and my buddy Forest was

(02:29):
telling me, he goes. I was talking. He was talking
over where his dady goes. You know how lucky you
are that didn't happen on Saturday because it wouldn't have
been your fault, but it would have been your fault
for the rest of your life. Yeah, and on Saturday
you're probably drunk. Oh yeah. Would you have been able
to get on a flight and come home? I mean

(02:51):
there would be no choice. I didn't go to the
air import and it was like, what it was, Wow,
that would have been just whoa because she would have
been at the hospital by herself. She had to No.
I mean, yeah, I just like we have a mirror
a few hours separated your situation from almost situation. Yeah,

(03:16):
good planning on my part. Do you feel now that
the baby exists in the world that you are really
going to scale back on naps later in life? Well
not for the first six months or a year, because
they still nap. Kids. The baby still nap, so I'll
be able to nap, win the baby naps. But after that, yeah,
I'll have to scale back because the kid won't nap,
or I guess it goes to daycare and then I

(03:37):
can nap. But we still gotta find daycare. You had
lots of steps before that, but you know, like we
gotta find name, gotta find Let's start there, let's start there.
We talked about that coming up later on um Amy
back into town. She got back in Saturday, Saturday night,
Saturday night, and then she had seen her kids in
a long time. So everybody that kids, I guess I'm

(03:58):
up next. Huh. Yeah, I was thinking about how you
know some Why don't Why I thought about this yesterday
I don't know, but Stevenson was doing something and I
was like, oh, didn't you talk about sometimes maybe just
like taking him and like hanging out. We should do
that to see if you know how it goes. Well,
you just want to take your kid, but I don't

(04:20):
know smart and he's like, this would great for your
mental health. Yeah, take both of him to do both
to you. But I've taken your cellar, went driving around before.
I know. I'm not looking. I'm looking to pass my
kids off to I just thought it genuinely would be
good for you. But also, he's seven. Yeah, that's not

(04:40):
the same as having a baby. Oh he can act
like a baby. Wait for it. Well, everyone's always like
he's so cute. I'm like, yeah, I put the cute
stuff on Instagram. That's right, you don't put the stuff
that's not. You should start doing that. You should normalizer mom. Yeah,
I mean maybe I will. But then I've like, that's
just like not fair to him to put you know,

(05:02):
I don't. I don't he like he approves of stuff
I put on Instagram. They tell me I can post
it or trash it. You know you am yeah, run
by them, And half the time they're like trash, trash, trash.
I'm like, oh my gosh, I give up. But then
other times they're like, oh, that's a good one posted
where they get that right yea from you? Yeah? And

(05:23):
like tatures and me sitting right here in the same
spot and I want to trash trash. Yeah. She'll look
at the ninety three and then be like, can you
taking them? Okay, I'm gonna start putting that real real on.
We should only get one picture when we do something,
We take one picture we posted, and I told the kids,
I said, y'all don't even know what it's like to

(05:43):
have to deal with the disposable camera where you don't
even know what you're getting till you go to Eckerts
and develop the photos or Walgreens whatever. In high school,
my friends worked at Chords, so that's where we developed
our pictures. And you know, when you got them in
they were developed in. What you got was what you got.
You wanna talk to our listener? That's usually listen to

(06:03):
the podcast. Hey Leanna, Yes, Hey, how are you? I'm good?
How are you? Bobby? Oh my god? What up? I
usually listen to the podcast or what Yeah. I usually
listen to a podcast on my way to end some
work because I work evening shifts, so I never get
to listen to the show live and I tacked up
an extra shift this week and I noticed that it was,
you know, not even ten o'clock it and I was like,

(06:24):
oh my god, it's live. Let me try to call
look at us And you called right here right after
the show, and we are. Now you're gonna be on
the podcast. You're gonna hear yourself on the podcast. It
canna be weird or that is gonna be so weird.
So I know Amy can't hear me right now, but no,
Amy's in Talent downtown. I can hear. You can shout
out to your loyal nous. Yeah, they know those little things. Well, listen, Virginia,

(06:45):
what's your fair Lianne? Excuse me in Virginia. What's your
favorite thing on the show. We'll do it again sometime. Um,
like what do you love? You're like, oh, this is
coming up. I like that. Yes, Um, the morning Corny.
I love the Morning Corny. And um, we'll be twenty
for you always care about like I'm thirty, but I'm
still like the wag glass. So this morning I was like,
oh my god, that's awesome. There you go. Well, thank

(07:06):
you very much, Thanks so much, Bobby. You got some
great day. See you later. Bye bye. Was that this morning?
I mean all these shows? Yeah, I think so? Or
was it Friday? I think it was rug Rats Friday
or this morning? Yeah, it was Friday. Okay, man, see Eddie,
I don't even know what today is. Today's Monday, July. Thanks, Yes,
you're welcome. Here we go with today's show. And whoa, whoa,

(07:29):
whoa anything I'm saying, Yeah, we hope people already has
a great day. There you go, lunch box. Oh yeah, yeah,
Happy Monday, Eddie. Yeah, yeah, y'all stay cool out there there.
It is stay cool, very cool. I was in Minnesota.
I was in uh hoodie, yeah, because it was cool.
I mean, yeah, for summer is pretty cool. And I'm
walking around. This old lady comes, I goes, why are

(07:51):
you wearing a hoodie? Is a heat wave like a
hundreds and it was in the seventies. This lady's hassling
me at a Starbars. It was like seventy nine degrees, Like,
why you were in a hoodie? You putting? That's awesome? Alright?
The best place to get a tiny Coca cola? Minnesota?

(08:13):
Good one, Thank you. By the way, I'll be in
DC coming up and Bakersfield coming up. Those are the
two shows that are not the only to the left
aren't sold out, So doing theater shows there Bobby Bones
Comedy dot com. If you're want to come to those
shows now I can start the show right ay, oh yeah,
go ahead, all right, and away we go, your buddy,

(08:33):
and here's the bone. America is right. Welcome to the show.
I hope your weekend was awesome. Studio morning, Thank you.
There we go. Amy's back in studio. Everybody. Everybody's here,

(08:53):
look at up. Lunch box is not here except lunch
except lunch. You had a baby if you're just if
you're new to the show, Lunchbox is first ever baby
wild Man's got a baby? Now, how about that? How
about that? Here's a story Amy that I think you'll like.
So so when Eddie of your friends was eating or
what was happening. Yeah, my friend texted me said even
never believe. We're having dinner at a restaurant. And after

(09:15):
the dinner was over, some stranger comes up, a man
and says, congratulations, Props to you guys for having your
whole meal without electronics on the table with your kids.
So someone had watched his family. They were watching them
and they never pulled out their phone. No, so what
happened He came over and take congratulations and he paid
for the meal. My my friend is married with two kids,

(09:36):
so all four of them were sitting there eating and
he said, I'm gonna pay for your meal because you
guys had an electronic free meal. Get out of here.
Well it's a good story. Yeah, okay, it's interesting. You
think it's a good story. I mean it's cool. And
he paid for the meal. Yeah, I like that part.
Some guy came up and generously said, for whatever reason,
I'm paying for your meal. Yes, he didn't have to
do that. I like that first and foremost, when someone

(09:58):
just does something because something actually moves him. I like that.
He just helped a family out. Okay, go out to
four people going out to dinner. That's a thing. That's expensive.
That's the thing. It's an event electronic free. Now I
don't have family, yeah, like no kids or wife or anything.
So when I'm alone, I mean, I'm always electronic on,
so I don't have that battle. Like Amy, you have

(10:18):
two kids, do you put the phones away? Is that
a thing? I mean? Yeah, we try to be intentionaledot it.
My husband is sort of the one that wrangles that.
He's like, Amy, put your phone away. I was talking
to you and not the kids. Yeah, Eddie, why did
you think it was a bit weird? Because this would
never happen to me. We we purposely go to restaurants

(10:38):
and give them both phones so we can have a meal.
Because if they don't have a phone, they're fighting with
each other, they're throwing straws or whatever, and it's not
fun for all of us. So we can't go out
and have a meal without phones. That's interesting story. I
think we all feel differently about it. I purpose I
personally think that phones have been great for my life

(10:59):
because keep in touch people. I never would talk to you,
I would never see So phones and texting is great
for me, but it doesn't want to keep me away
from anything. My last girlfriend and I we had the
understanding too that just because we're on the phone doesn't
mean we're not paying attention to each other. And if
I got serious, we just put the phones away for
a second. But we didn't do no phones and get offended.
But do you pay attention like or do you just

(11:20):
not pay That's good, that's pretty good boyfriend. Okay, I
mean depends on you talk to and talk to me.
I was, I was pretty boy friend because you're amazing. Hey,
welcome back. It's a good story though, Thank you. I like,
I thought that was very Yeah, recognizing people doing cool
things my acknowledgement. Today we'll go to Adidas, the shoe company.

(11:41):
AM familiar with it, right, Oh yeah, wearing them right now,
are you. Adidas is trying to go green and use
more sustainable materials for its products. They put out a
release early in the week saying they will only use
recycled plastic. They will stop using what they call virgin
plastic who never been used. See, I didn't know that

(12:03):
was the thing. Literally, this is the first time I
saw virgin plastic. So right now the Dita some wearing
virgin plastic recycled. Yeah, I think so. I don't know
if you have the virgins on right now, the air Virgins,
but I know some of them on the Ultra boost version,
the Ultra Virgin. But now that's good. I like that.

(12:26):
I like that, Like the environment. I am the face
of not to litter, you know, like the signs say
I'm on billboards. I was driving from the airport. I
was on a billboard, Raymon, did you talking about that?
I saw it says littering is bad? No bones about
that's right, Like they have the thing all over the
place everywhere. All I do is come out and talking
about littering is bad and all of suddeny put me
up everywhere day. Okay, there we go, Amy, thank you

(12:48):
for being a part of that and sharing your data
story with us. Okay, cool RAYMONDO with the news, coming
over to your buddy Bobby Bones show story. In Toronto,
there was a ash shooting. A man shot fourteen people,
killing one in Greektown. The suspect was shot by police.
In New York, reper Takashi six nine was robbed seven

(13:11):
dred and fifty thousand dollars in jewelry and have to
go to the hospital with minor injuries. Police are still investigating.
Can't find the In recall news, Ritz Cracker products have
been recalled. They can make you sick, the Ritz Crackers,
sandwiches and the Ritz bits. The full list is online.
Taken back for a full refund. Caleb and Austin, what's up, buddy, O? Hey,

(13:33):
what's up guys? How y'all do it good. You good good?
Oh man, I'm doing great, just driving this Austin traffic.
You got about twenty five minutes drive left. Man, I
just wanted to shout out y'all real quick, man, Bobby,
I've been listening to you for a long time, since
like two thousand and two, whenever you were d ding
on seven Kids f M at night. Yeah, just an
idiot kid. Now I'm an idiot at a long time ago. Man, Yeah,

(13:54):
I've been I've been sick with y'all for a long
time back, you know, Lunchbox, harassing people in Zilker Arc
and you know, all through Amy stuff and and everything. Man,
I wanted to give a shout out and say, you
guys are doing awesome, keep up the great words. Such
a such a positive notion to the morning. So I
appreciate that. Man, thanks for hanging out with this for
so long, because I've at times we can be wearing,

(14:15):
we can grind on you a little bit, you know,
and I hope overall we're good for you. But we're humans.
Sometimes I come in grumpy sometimes yeah, sometimes, I mean
sometimes I come into a great mood. We're just trying
to be as human as possible. But thank you for
that call. I was reading this. This guy breaks the
world record for slicing watermelons on a stomach. Yeah what
so he slices twenty six watermelons on a stomach in

(14:37):
one minute. There's basically he would lay watermelons on a stomach,
take him a chetti and slice the watermelonw and not
cut himself. Right. But the thing is someone's gonna try
to break this and end up stabbing themselves. So shall
we try it? Well when lunch fox comes back? So
I'm talking about no. But not only does he have
this record, he now holds the world record for the
most world records. So he's done other things, a lot

(15:01):
of things. He holds the Guinness World Record for the
most world records. He thinks he's in there seven fifty times. Wow,
the Guinness record. That's quite the accomplishment. But does it pay?
It seems like you're dedicating a lot of your time
is something that doesn't have any sort of page, you know.
But someone's gonna try to beat that watermelon when he
stabbed himself. That's my my prediction. There here on a
Monday morning. Raymundo works in the glass room and he

(15:25):
always knows the secrets, you know, blind items happen to
some of these big newspapers. What do you call him this, Raymundo?
This is Raymundo's country music Okay, Ray Moondo's country music secrets.
All right, so you're gonna tell us something, but not
tell us who it is. And this has happened with

(15:46):
somebody country music. Yeah, all right, what is it? Alright?
So those music artist apparently does karaoke. That's cool. It's
really neat when a country music artist goes and does
karaoke locally. Well, apparently he does it the same night
every week, and he'll go up to the same bar
and do the same three songs and usually set a
couple to drink. So it doesn't sound that great, but
he still goes and does it every single week karaoke

(16:07):
at this bar and then also cuts the line. Oh
the cuts the line thing because the restaurant like, what's
the problem, Oh, he cuts the line, doesn't even list
his name down jump ahead of some people go sing. Yeah,
that's kind of but I can't tell you who it is.
That And that's a Raymundo country music secret. Ray Mondo's
country music secrets. Oh you have another one? Is it

(16:30):
the same person? Same exact person. So a friend went
to the show of this country artist and the person
was performing and after the performance was at the bar
grabbing a drink, and so my friend went up to
and said, Hey, is there any way that I can
get a picture with you? Would be so awesome. You're
my favorite. I love you. Can I get a picture?
And he said not while I'm ordering a drink. So

(16:53):
my friend sat waited for a second, asked again, Hey,
can I get a picture with you? And he goes nope,
And that was it. No picture given to my friend
that went to their concert to see that person because
they were ordering a drink and the same person cuts
in line karaoke. Wow, wow, And you would tell us
who it is? I can't why because it's country music secrets,

(17:14):
rain Moondo's country music secrets. That's the thing is, we're
not gonna speculate out loud. I feel like I know
who it is. Yeah, Maldo, just malot. Oh yeah that's
exactly Yeah, that's exactly who it is. Yeah, and that's

(17:35):
a rain Mondo. Rain Mondo's country music secrets. Like a
blind idom, eventually it'll come out. You can guess or whatever,
but we can't. I guess we can't share. That's the
rule of the segment. Yeah, okay, It's like the time
we found out that one country singer was parking in handicaps.
Oh man, I'll let him have it too, without ever
saying who it was. Yeah, there you go. I don't

(17:56):
know if people like that segment, and I could not
really telling him anything mental rounding it. Yeah. A good
story from NAS's thirty second Skinny Morgan number two, filling
in for Amy Thomas, Rhetz said he's dreamt about touring
with Kenny Chesney since he was nineteen years old, and
he has already learned so much by being on tour

(18:17):
with him. Congratulations are in order for Lauren Elena and
her longtime boyfriend Alex. They are engaged. Raylan released a
new single called Tailgate. It's all about some young lovers
whose romance involves a favorite trucks him. Ye, I'm Morgan

(18:40):
number two and that's the skinny call. It's time for
the good News number two. So Rick Allen fell while
he was on a hike by himself in the Himalayas,
and some people were worried about him and decided to
put a drone up in the air to find him,
and the drone found him and saw that he was
in heard. So the other climbers went up to save him,

(19:02):
gave him some food and got him warm, and he's Okay.
How about those drones going places that we can't go
faster than we can get there. It's amazing. I need
to get me one. I want to go hiking alone
in the himlais you know that didn't sound good? Hiking does,
but hiking alone in the himlais that sounds like a lot? Yeah?
Thank thrones. Yeah, good thing for drones. You know, drones.

(19:23):
If people are drowning, they've been able to fly life
preservers out to people and drop them. I love it.
They're also spying on us. Yeah, and they're also delivering pizzas.
I think we're working on sometimes. So I like that though,
saving a lot. That drones saved that dude's life. Sorry, okay.
This one comes to you from Harling in Texas. A

(19:45):
man thought about robbing a bank. So what did he do?
He put a heavy flannel on a wool ski mask
and walks in the bank. What's a hundred degrees outside?
So security guards listen him and says, you don't wear
that on a hot day like this. So he shut
the bar down, the arrested the all that's pretty funny.
Not a smart dude that's on all his winter carol
in the middle of summer. Is that your hometown? Yeah,

(20:06):
well that's where I'm from, the Valley, South Texas. Baby
bone ahead, I mean, and you know, shout out of
the security guard for going, Wait a second, you don't
wear that when it's a hundred degrees outside. That's a
good one. Yeah, show your buddy. And he missed the
bobbing ball America. This is right. Hey. One of the

(20:38):
things we've been talking about for the last few months
is Amy has a seven year old son. He's adopted
from Haiti. He goes to a school where there are
a lot of other kids who either aren't for America
or not English for speaking. Is that what it is like?
None of them are from America? Yeah, I mean, they're
the first generation that's gonna sea English. And so he

(21:02):
has this girlfriend and he's had her for how long, man, wow,
probably been here some probably like you know, three months,
four months. And her name is Gladys. And we've debated
on the show whether or not Gladys is real, because
Gladys is like an America a woman lady in my mind. Yeah,
I never I don't know I've met a Gladys. And

(21:22):
so Amy's daughter does not think this is that Gladdys
is real? Amy's torn. How do we fill in the
room because Amy finally has an answer. Yeah, we finally
have an answer to is Gladys real? Morgan number two?
What do you think? I definitely think she's real. You
think Gladys is real, Eddie, I have no reason to
not believe her son, Gladys is a real person and
his girlfriend for three months. I'm gonna say that I

(21:44):
did not think Gladys is real. I'd like to say
it right now, is that I did not think Gladys
is real. Amy. What did you think before you found out?
If you had to put money on it? Oh, I
mean I thought she was fake? Yeah, I thought she
was fake? Home on closure? Hey, Raymundo real or fake?
I say real? Okay, have a lot of details about her. Okay,
So how did you find out? By the way, Well,

(22:05):
my husband had a meeting with the our kids school,
and I mean that was like at the top of
the list he wanted to ask. Yeah, I mean he
had to find out. I mean it was things like,
you know, how's their English progressing, how's they're reading? What
level are they at now? What should we do for
next you know, in the fall when they start back
a school where we going to be? But it was
like first question, So let me ask you about gladys

(22:28):
because at one point didn't your son get in trouble
for trying to take a picture of her in class
to show you? Yes, because we were we gave him
such a hard time because my daughter would laugh and
we'll be like, she's fake, she's fiction, she's fiction, she's
not real. And so then he took his tablet to school,
which she's not supposed to do. And then he got
in trouble for trying to take her picture, which you're
not supposed to have your tablet out taking pictures of people.

(22:50):
So yeah, I mean he didn't get a picture though, No,
he didn't get he didn't get a picture, but he
got in trouble at school because he had his tablet.
And then when we we he got home and we
were like, you know, you can't take your tablet out
of school. What were you doing? And he said, I
was trying to take a picture of Gladys. Yes, and now,

(23:12):
after all these months, Amy, is Gladys real. She's real, y'all.
She's so real. And I feel so bad because we
have paid fun of him a lot, like half of
our past However, long four months, like you know, at

(23:36):
dinner time, that's at least a third of the conversation.
I was school today. How is this Gladys. Where is
Gladys from? She's from South America. Well, that's what he says.
I don't think you have to believe you have everything.
He says, you have to believe. Yeah, so, Gladys, do

(23:56):
you know anything else about her? No, but I'm curious
of find out more. I do know that she wasn't
in summer school, so that's why he was. He's been
talking about her less and less, So we'll see what
happens when school starts back up. Well, we can close
that chapter all right now, time for a never gonna
get it. Ten percent of women say this is the

(24:18):
sexiest profession for a man. So you know, it's not
a big it's a half a woman. But ten percent
of women ten say this is the sexiest profession for
a man, so obviously it's not a fireman. That's probably
more more. Ten percent of women said this is the
sexiest profession for a man. You can also hop on

(24:41):
and call in and if you get it, we'll give
you a book. Eight seven, seven seventy seven. Bobby call in. Okay,
let's go to Amy. You can spoil the game right now.
Ten percent of women say this is the sexiest profession
for a man. Go ahead, plumber a plumber. She said that,
crack crack on him. I mean, yeah, show me a plumber,

(25:09):
Amy said plumber. So what's the sexiest profession? Because some
women ten percent say this is it. Let's go to Eddie, Eddie,
go ahead, I got a fisher fishing boat, captain fishing.
Hit me? That's wrong with hit me? Sex man? I mean,
I'm not saying they're not just it's a lot of it.
What's that show called catch? Hey, Kathy and North Carolina? Hi,

(25:35):
what you got? I was thinking a construction worker for sure,
that's a good one. Yeah, that's probably more than them.
That's not try to get muscles, hey, Morgan, number two?
You want to shout at this or now? And women
say it's the sexiest profession for a man, go ahead,
a farmer, Hey, Josh Ohio, go ahead, how about a nerve.

(25:58):
I can see where women would like that. Scrubs, that's
what he's doing. Amy didn't show me a very sexist
for response in her face. Sorry, yeah, you guys couldn't
see that because the radio, but sexist face response. I
know there's amazing male nurses out there. I just have
been around a lot of nurses the last four weeks,
and they've all been women. Yeah, I just know your
face went because I didn't see a hot merse. The

(26:20):
answer is the ups driver. I got asked out by
one of those ones. Yeah. Sure. My job, like he
would deliver packages to my office and then one day
he was like, I want to go to lunch. I
think he actually left flowers on my desk and I
didn't know who they were from, and then finally found
out they were from him, and we ended up going
to lunch, and then everyone at my work like for

(26:41):
weeks I got hemmie, what can the brown do for youmy?
How's this package? Well? What was the deal? Though? We
just went to lunch that one time? Do you get
drive truck? We met quiz nos? Yeah, yeah, I love quizmas. Okay,

(27:02):
well there's your answer. Ups driver, no winner today, thank
you though. Yeah. Yeah, Chick fil A had a baby
in the bathroom. This guy person in a baby in
the bathroom. You said that did pretty crazy? Yeah, so
they'd be given the baby free Chick fil A for life,
a job at age fourteen? Oh cool? Yeah, set up?

(27:25):
I mean yeah, but do you want to have a
baby in the bathroom of a fil A and change
for it? It's not ideal. Yeah. Robert Griffin was a
rushing Maggie Griffin to the hospital. She began having contractions.
They attempted a quick pit stop because she needed to
go to the bathroom, and then they got in there
she had the baby. Wow. So they said, hey, we

(27:46):
got your free cheer for all all your kids life.
Grace Lynn Griffin was born Tuesday, and both the mother
and baby are resting comfortably at a local hospital. Why
didn't lunchbox to do this go stop at a place
I know and just having the bathroom was thinking to
the hospital doing it the right way? One of a

(28:07):
one of our old interns, random kid Cody. He posted
on Twitter that if he got a thousand retweets, that
his wife would let him wear the greatest showman tuxedo
at the wedding. I think it's close to a thousand,
Hey Morgan number to look that up and you can
go over to the Bobby Bone Show Twitter. You can
see what we've retweeted that. But it's this big goofy
Pte Barnom tuxedo and right now it's a onetweets like it.

(28:30):
Just hit it. Yeah, just keep retweeting it though, just
like she didn't back out of it. It's the biggest
circus tuxedo you could possibly wear. Yeah, I love it,
she said a thousand, But no, you don't. You don't.
You wouldn't want him to wear it at the wedding.
I love that he got a thousand retweets. No, they're
cut that kind of couple. I think they can handle that.
If it's your wedding, you would let him your husband

(28:51):
do that. Maybe there's this woman who saved the baby
in the car shute of the baby doll at first
and she called nine and one. It's always a weird
thing where if you see something in a car, you wonder, man,
do I break the window? Do I call nine one one?
Like that's a split second thing. When Jessica was walking
past the car on the parking lot. It was in Florida,
she thought she saw a doll in the back seat,

(29:12):
and then she come looking at that doll again. She
took a closer to look. It was a baby. Sitting
in the ninety three degree heat at three in the afternoon,
windows rolled up. Man, why the world would they even
be there? After twenty four minutes, she called nine one one.
The baby boys mother, Megan Burgess, came back to her
vehicle frantically asking is he okay? Um? She calls number

(29:34):
one and they came and got the baby. I mean,
but that's a that's the thing where you want to
do I really call? Not do I break the window?
Well we've heard the story before where someone breaks the
window and it happens to be a baby doll, not
a real baby. But they were still I mean, still
you you you never know? You have to, Yes, you
have to break the window. For me, I think it's

(29:54):
more of a dog thing. I think I would see
more dogs in the back of cars and I would
a baby. When do you ever see a baby in
the batting or your baby? That's why sometimes people think
it's a baby doll. They're like, no way this can
be real. I just walk around looking for baby dolls
to break, have reason to break windows that I just
don't even look into the windows of car. I don't either.
At once, I was getting doing my hair a little

(30:16):
bit because that had a thing, and I was looking
at the window and I was like fixing my hair
because it's a tinant window, and I looked a little
closer to someone's in the window standing right back at me,
wondering why are you looking at my gofics in your hair.
It was like one of those two way mirror type situations.
So yeah, um, the guy the sheriff posted a video
on Facebook describing the event. So we avoided disaster. Thank

(30:38):
the Good Lord for a good Samaritan. But why would
you leave your baby? Like what's the rules? I mean,
we've heard of people that aren't used to driving their
little one around at certain times and they just get
out of the car and forget, like maybe if they're
not There was a story I think out of Austin
maybe where a guy wasn't used to taking the baby

(30:58):
with him to work or were supposed to drop baby
off somewhere and it wasn't part of his daily routine,
and he totally forgot and went in to work the
babies and back. And I wonder if the move is
if you have to leave the baby, do you keep
the windows rolled down, because then someone might steal the baby.
I don't know you ever have to leave the baby.
Don't leave the baby. Was reading a story about the

(31:19):
most popular names of so what is today July? So
far this year, these are the top names for girls.
Olivia is number one, Amea, Cora, Isla, and Charlotte, all
four of those names, and in US Olivia, America, Isla.

(31:41):
I don't even know where these are from. I know,
I can't think of what is making them popular. Olivia
and the boys atticate these are are hip. All these
all pisture babies. Atticus, Milo, Milo, Jasper like Jasper, Yeah,
but it's like cool right now, it's like too cool
of a name. I still like it, Jack and Asher.

(32:04):
Oh yeah. Some of the old school names are coming back,
like Theodore, Oscar, Henry. What some of these is not
like Star Trek names though, Declin. Oh no, how is
that interesting? I don't know anybody named that. My grandpa
was Theodore. Yeah, that's old old school name. My had
a friend. It was a real grouch. His name was
Oscar was living a trash can. Yeah, you know him.

(32:27):
I've heard him. He lives on that street. What's it called?
Lunchbox comes in and again we'll find it. I don't
know what he named is? Boy? Do you I have
no idea because we were we were tipped off that
he was having a boy, so we knew and we
admitted on the new but the rest of them didn't.
Morgan number two, do you know what the baby's name is? No,
I have no idea. He's kept it unlock. Has anyone

(32:49):
been up to the hospital because he's kind of kept
all locked out of there. Yeah, no, no invite because
I haven't gone for four days, five days, and uh,
I didn't know if any guests went up there. You know,
Amy had the name. He just got back in town
this weekend. I'm back, So no lunch box maybe yet.
I wonder if you bring I guess you can't bring
it in. I know I thought of that too. Surprises.

(33:09):
I think the baby's still the hospital. Yeah, I guess
you're right, Thank you, thank you. Well, we'll find out.
Lunch Box will be in just a bit here. Amy,
how's your weekend? Good? Yeah, it was really good. It
goes so great to see the kids, because I hadn't
seen him in over ten days. Amy's dad's been sick,
so she's been at the hospital in Texas, and so
you come home when Saturday night. So then yesterday was
my first full day with kids. Like Saturday night basically

(33:31):
was they picked me up at the airport, got in
sort of late, and then we went home and all
piled up together and watched a quick movie, but all
fell asleep watching it. Hotel Transylvania, Too, Is three coming out?
Is that why you watched too? I think three? I
think it's out now. Yeah, I don't know. The kids
got to pick and that's what they wanted, and of
course they love it. And in the I guess it

(33:53):
was scene he was blah blah blah blah blah. And
that's all my kids say now because of that, I
start talking and they go blah blah bla from Nashville
in Hollywood's Thirty Seconds, Skinny Willie Nelson is releasing a
tribute album to Frank Sinatra on September four, called My
Way Summer Wind from Across the scene. Was that bait

(34:23):
linger there? Upright to touch your hair? Willy still making music? Man?
All right, what else you get? Sam Hunt released the
music video for his single Downtown's Dead. He can be
seen in the video riding a motorcycle in Mexico. Downtown's
Dead in Mexico, we had I thought it was New Mexico.

(34:49):
I was like, no waits in Mexico to Mexico. Yeo, alright?
What else? Congratulations are in order for Lauren Elena in
her long time I'm boyfriend Alex. They are engaged. Look
at them now, we know them. You know, we forget

(35:14):
how young Lauren Lena really is because I'm friends with
Lauren and she's something like that. But you know she
won American Idolt want she was she did? She winner
for a second, whatever the case it. Unless she was sixteen,
she y one. Those two are still around. Look at
those two, all right? There mor number two, Yes, I'm

(35:35):
Morgan number two. That's the skinny, Thank you very much.
It's time for the good news. An auto shop owner
named t. J. Crossman is about to give away a
car to a person in need. It's the fourth car
that he's given away every year. The last couple of
years he's done this. He's accepting nominations now. He's been

(35:57):
motivated to give back since he survived about with cancer
teen years ago. And so what he does is he
collects parts old car and then he kind of rebuilds
it and gives it to somebody like over the year,
he spends his time doing this. Is that crazy? That's good?
That's I'm talking about. That was tell me something good.

(36:17):
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(36:39):
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(37:00):
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there we have the best feeds. Your buddy and missed
the Bobby America. This is Abby's right over to Amy

(37:31):
with the morning Corny. The morning Corny. What do you
call it when two oranges rubbed together? What do you
call it when two oranges rubbed together? Pulp friction? That

(37:51):
was the morning Corny. I believe lunch boxes out. We're
treating him as a guest today, at least till he
gets in here. I think he's sitting here, Yeah here
green Hey, is he here? The green room slash my
office slash the storage unit slash. Yeah, let's let's bring
the guy in here ladies, gentlemen, we're going in the
first time he's been a studios and the other baby. Huh, yeah,

(38:13):
I've seen him. What are you saying, Raymond? There he is.
Let's look at this guy. What up, buddy? What up?
He's tired? Grab a chair? Oh man, What's what's it
been like the last you know, a week or so,

(38:34):
it's been a crazy emotional roller coaster. Let's just had
a baby. If you're new to the show, or if
you have, you've been gone a couple of weeks. Lunch
had his baby with Tuesday last week. Oh yeah, last Tuesday.
So he has baby, first baby. He's yeah, so you
have that baby, So what's up? I don't even know

(38:56):
how to ask you and talk to you. A few
days babies six weeks early, and so I mean, we
have nothing prepared. We don't have a diaper bought, we
don't have anything like. We are so unprepared. We just
so we go to the hospital having the baby, and
the baby we checked out of the hospital one day
Thursday night, and so we just all weekend we just

(39:16):
go up and visit the baby because the baby is
still in the nick. You is it weird to go home?
With the baby still there. Oh man, it is. That
is the hardest thing in the world. I mean, it's
hard because you go visit and it's just not something

(39:40):
you get used to because you're like, okay, they they're
gonna feed the baby at eleven am and and change
its diaper. So to eleven am, you've gotta be there,
or you want to be there so you can change
the diaper. And it's not like you get to hold
it and change the diaper. It's in the little i
don't know what you call it a box, an incubator thing,
and you reach your hand through the holes and you

(40:02):
change the diaper through the holes either like gloves or
is it you can really put your hands down. Now
you put your hands through. You have to wash, scrub
up like you you scrub up to the elbows when
you walk in, and they have brushes and still so
you clean under your nails and and and he has
wires all over him, so it's really hard to change

(40:22):
the diaper, and it's it's hard to see them the
tubes of the nose and so I wouldn't need to cry.
And the wires all over him, and so you gotta

(40:43):
be careful to not put the wires under the diaper
and things like that. And you know you can get
to take his temperature by taking the thermometer and sticking
under his armpits. Interesting, Yeah, And then I mean that's
basically it. I mean that's and then you just you
can talk to him him like I've read him books,

(41:04):
my book The Bears, the Bears Loose Tooth Love that
one and Goodnight Moon and from Friends? Is that what?
And that what Joey raised down Friends? And so I
just and you read I just read him over and
over and you talk to him and just tell him
what you've done throughout the day and like talking about

(41:27):
how the dogs are excited to meet him, and who
did you look like any anyone yet? Yeah? They he
looks he has my eyes, he has my wife's lips,
and he's starting like his hair is starting to look
like mine, Like we're just starting to stand up like
when I was born, and he had a whole full
head of hair, which is pretty cool. Um, he's got

(41:49):
really long fingers though I don't know who that has.
But yeah, it's just it's crazy and I just can't
wait to hold him some more because I've only got
told him one time for thirty minutes, and it's hard

(42:12):
because he has wires, so you had to hold him
close to the incubator thing and we just have to
get He has belly ruben which causes jaundice, and so
he's under a blue light and a blanket that is
supposed to get that moving. And the more he goes
to the bathroom, the more that that comes out, and
you know, then that's when you can hold him more

(42:34):
and things like that. So that's just what we're waiting on.
So they think he's gonna be healthy though. Yeah, I
think he's gonna be healthy. They think he's gonna be good.
They say everything checks out good. His heart sounds good,
his lung sounds good. And he cries, but he doesn't
have tears. I guess the tear ducks aren't developed yet
because he came early, so he doesn't have any tears.
He just like a little soft cry. But that's good

(42:56):
because that's good for the long So you want him
to cry, which is weird because usually don't want him
to cry. But I'm like, cry, dude, cry cry cry.
So yeah, that's just that's what it's been like. It's
just and it's very like you get very excited when
you go to see him, and you're there and you
hang out for an hour, hour and a half whatever,
and then when you leave it it's just like a

(43:17):
an emotional flush. You're just so exhausted, Like it's so
tiring and and it's hard. It's that's it. That's what
we've been doing. I mean, that's that's my life. Have
you named him? No, there's a lot going on. Yeah, yeah,

(43:41):
what do you call him? Baby? Do you just name
on that? Well? I want to call him Early because
I think that's kind of funny. And oh that's funny
because he was six weeks early. It's kind of funny.
And my wife doesn't like that. And I said, okay,
how about Ace, And she goes, he doesn't look like
an Ace, he looks more like a Jackson. She has

(44:02):
something in mine then and it's going, he looks like
a Jackson. Then she wants to name him Jackson. And
like we had Cameron avery picked out for because it
was boy or a girl, but then when she saw
he doesn't look like a Cameron. And I don't know
that anybody looks like anything until you name him something.
Then they look like that so there's no name yet.
When do you have to have the name? I guess

(44:25):
when he leaves the hospital. But I mean there's right,
I mean, there's no rush. I mean, and there's no
I mean we have not been given any kind of like, oh,
he'll be out this Friday, or he'll be out next Monday.
It's just wait and see how he does and responds everything,
and so we just kinda take it day by day.
My wife's good, she's tired because she has to get

(44:47):
up every three hours and pump because she pumps because
he's on a three hour feeding schedule, so every three
hours she has to pump to get her body used
to it, and then she stores it in the fridge
and then every time we go up there, we take it.
And that's what they feed him through the little ivy.
And he's up to one ounce per feeding, which is

(45:09):
it sounds like not a lot, but I guess that's
a lot for I mean, he's getting his stomach used
to it. So it's just crazy, like I'm like, one ounce,
how does he survive on one ounce? But he's kicking
and like it's cool to see him squirm and move
his arms and kind of punch the air and kick
the air, and I've changed one poopy diaper? And how
was that? I was fine, it was great. I mean,

(45:30):
I've never been more excited about poop in my life.
You've often said that all babies are ugly when they
come I mean, he he kind of looks. I mean,
I'll say he looks like an alien a little bit.
But I'm just saying what you used to say. Yeah,
I mean, but he's my aliens, so of course I think, oh,
it looks so awesome. But i mean when they turn
off the blue light for a minute when you're changing
the diaper, I'm like, because the blue light, he can't

(45:50):
really see his features, and I'm like, it kind of
looks like an alien. But he'll grow out of it.
And he's gonna be a stud. I mean, I I
just know it. What does that mean to you? A stud?
I mean he's gonna be like his dad. I mean,
he's got high expectations. Yea, we didn't know this. Why
do we not know much? Still didn't know that? So yeah,

(46:13):
that's it. So I'm just waiting for come home like
you go up Todayay, I sorry if you've already said this,
and I missed it. But have they given you a
timeline of win? No? No, because at first when he
was first born, they said a week and that would
be tomorrow, and he's not closed to coming home. Could
you just grab him leave if you wanted to know?

(46:34):
You don't say no. I'm like, legally, if it's your baby,
becauld you just grab him and go home? Oh, I
have no idea. I don't know about that. I don't
think so because there are medical professionals and but I
don't know because do you have I don't know. That's
a question if you have your own incubator at home
and all the Alright, lunch boxes back here, I want

(47:00):
to catch up on that. He had a baby. God
brought his laptop. It's gonna stay for a bit, right, Yeah,
I'm here to work, man, he's here to work. That's
what I do that money. Alright, Alright, we'll come back
in a second. If you're in a baseball game lunchbox
and there's a ball coming towards you, and you're an adult,

(47:20):
but there's a kid knit near you, do you let
the kid have the ball? Do you go for it? No?
You go for it, even as an adult, even as
an adult, Because let's say, as an adult, it's your
first game ever. You're a lifelong whatever fan and an adult, right,
and I understand that, But everybody has that same excitement
when you go to a ball game. You're like a
little kid. You see a ball, you want the ball.

(47:41):
You've never had one, it's your first time at a game. Okay, fair,
But do you then give the ball to a kid? No?
Let the kid will enjoy it so much more if
they earn it. Why is it always kids first? Adults
are fans to adults pay for tickets just like them. Okay,
so the video this is the Covers game and the

(48:02):
ball's hit and the kid trying to get the ball
and the dude trying to get the ball into the video. Yeah,
the first base coach picks it up and tosses it
towards the kid. The kid misses it. Okay, No, he
was aiming for the kids. Okay, I understand that, And
it rolls under a couple of rows of seats and
the guy picks bends down and picks it up, giving
it to the kids. Hey catch it in the clock,

(48:24):
but the kids like six okay, and making a souvenir
for somebody who's still playing in this game two years ago.
There you go, and little commentary about nothing but yeah,
and the guy held it up and he cheered, and
he handed it to his wife and the little kid

(48:46):
like he was gonna cry, but he got an autograph baseball.
There you go. That happened. Let's see Morgan number two
went to see Sia Twain this weekend. Yes it was amazing,
wasn't Yes? I found girls so hard. Okay, here is
live from Morgan number two. You Twain? Are these just

(49:14):
all clips from your phone? Here's live? Man, I feel
like I wanted boy. I mean, we can just put
the radio version. How sound oh so good? Like she
never skipped a beat. Okay. Here's the thing about concerts,
And I watched your stories like we are like two

(49:34):
of them, and it's a story of a live concert.
After about two you just skipped through them. But too much,
it's just too much. Did you do a P s
A once saying three's the limit? I should have? If
I didn't, I think you did because you were on
your way to see somebody and you're like, I'm going
a concert tonight and here's the thing, Well, that's just
if somebody's posting a lot of videos from the concert.

(49:55):
We just one or two. We know you're there to
show a cool song. It's your feet. You can do
what ever you want, but just know that we're skipping through.
Just know we're like, we're not out of here. Who's yeah, seriously,
like the best concert ever now tops to my list? Yeah,
because you love her so much or because it was

(50:15):
just a perfect time, makes of both. Like at one point,
she was like, I recognize some of you. You guys
were really young when you came to my first concert,
and that was me twenty years ago. I was recognized
you four. That was my first concert. Yeah, you don't
remember that, though I remember her concert. She touched me
my hand with her leopard print. She had red lipstick on.
I remember the moment. More years old, you remember, yeah,

(50:38):
she obviously remember Morgan number two. Remind you of that later,
and that's why you remember it. That happens. Bobby told us,
remember the memories of your childhood, or you hear stories
and see pictures that you start to think that you remember.
I'm trying to think of any five remember anything from
being four. I'm giving you a hard time, but I
don't remember. I remember nothing before five have any memories?

(51:04):
And obviously if I can't do it, no one else can. Right, Well,
I thought you remembered coming out of your mom's vagina.
I just remember the light. Yeah, Morgan number two? Anything
else I can say about the show? No, it was
just amazing. Ye. Just would you go with in describable
Hillary our phone screener and Morgan number one was also there?

(51:28):
Is that cell phone audio? Did you meet her? No?
I didn't. We just kind of showed up right when
she started. I was eating a pretzel when she came
on stage. Great memory, all right, maybe she didn't remember that.
It's very vivid with her storyteller. What's your boyfriend? He
didn't go. No, he's not back yet. He's still living

(51:50):
in Wisconsin. Yeah, how's that going. It's going good. You
should be back soon. I'm excited. You guys are moving
in together. That's the plan. Wait, hold on, once he
moving back? What do you mean that's the plan? Um
in August? Okay, so week two weeks? Yeah, that's the plan.
Meaning that's happening. Yeah, that's happening, and he's moving in
with you, yes, and he's gonna pay rent you've taught,

(52:11):
you had the conversations on all the bills? Are you
taking different bills each other? Nope? Have He's on everything,
But you're gonna have to run that roof. Why what's
her house? Is her bills? Like she's the one that
has all that, so you know this right? Like what
if he doesn't pay a bill? Good question? Is he
gonna venmo you? Or? Yeah? Good question? Like check, how's
this gonna work? It's gonna be Venmo, so he's just

(52:32):
gonna send it to But what if he's late. I'm
not worried about that. He's super responsible. So what if
does he have a good job? Yeah, he's coming back
from working and everything's going to go as plenty. Do
I feel like I have the reception that he's I
This is me just being honest. But why do I
feel like he not real? He's real? But like maybe

(52:54):
he doesn't have a good job or he's not responsible?
Why do I feel that way? Does he mean at all?
Actually feel furniture? It's mine? I mean it's like, I
don't know, I just feel you feel like, do you
make more than he does? No? Do you all talk
about about the same Yeah, you'all know, okay, you know

(53:16):
how much shouldn't make? Yeah, that's interesting. How much does
he make not sharing that? Number two? You are twenty
four and he's ok yeah, what does he care about? Um? Sports? Yeah?
What do you guys talk? Like? What's your thing in common?
Everybody has something in common? What do you guys bond over?

(53:39):
Just like, genuinely both of us love to just laugh
and have a good time. Who doesn't love to la?
I've never been anyone that doesn't love to laugh and
have a good time. Some people are ask a lot
of people just like do you love to laugh? Everybody
said yes, yeah, okay. I mean we like to adventure together.
We like to go do a lot of things. We
like to be active and like hikes and working out

(54:01):
and just doing things. We don't like to sit around
a lot. Is he romantic? Yeah? Yeah? Wow? Are you yeah?
Are you receptive to romance? Yes? I love it. I
mean he'll send me lunch like occasionally since he's been gone,
just kind of on a whim or like, yeah, so

(54:23):
you're feeling pretty good? Huh Yeah, I feel awesome. Are
you got a new new roommate? Flash boyfriend builds are
going to go down? Like, that's exciting. Yeah, it's all exciting.
That's less money they have to pay. And also the
tumming you care about. That's cool, I guess. But a here,
do you feel like he's going to propose? It's a
good one man, Yeah, I mean we've talked about it,

(54:46):
but I think I think that'll be like down the road,
not quite yet. Have you been to a ring store instead?
That's kind of what I like, Would you ever propose
to him? You're you are in the pants already, Like sure,
Morgan never two is the boss in this relationship. He's
moving into your place, but your furniture, your bills. Yeah,

(55:07):
I just don't like this. Well, it just kind of
worked out that way. I think had it been flipped,
it would have been the other way around. It just
kind of worked out that was the best. It wasn't
flipped though. He's like thinking, God, yeah, you feel about
the situation? Man said, he is in a golden spot
and he just sits back in chill proposal. He want

(55:33):
that vacation and he's gonna come back and she's gonna
payper rent and everything because he have a job brought
when he comes back. Yes, okay, for sure, yes, for sure.
Amy's a little skeptic, skeptical about her on Instagram for
like a year. That's how ang everyone together are year
now Yeah, okay, all right, Morgan, thank you for your time.

(55:53):
Glad to see that it's all working in your direction. Sorry, boyfriend,
if you're listening and just he's gonna al Bundy and
just gets underwear and show come out that the Brady
Bunch House is for sale one point nine million dollars,
two bedrooms, three bathrooms. Listen. A lot of this is
because it's the Brady Bunch House and where it is

(56:14):
two girls. But some people are all upset because they
say if a developer buys it, they're going to tear
the house down. You can't tear down the Brady Bunch House.
If you tore the Brady Bunch House down, would never
know never. We don't care. Yeah, we don't, dude, who knows?
People are all getting their butt heart over this. There

(56:34):
are things that really get your butt heard about. I
thought we would want to preserve this. What do I care?
You don't care. These TV houses aren't even where they're filmed.
They take a picture of the outside of it like
a Roseanne. They have filmed that they're in Lanford. They
took picture to the house and then use them forever.
The one I was really mind blown about is the
Boston the Cheers one in Boston, like that wasn't really
the bar where they hung out in Horse. No, they
shoot it all in l a and it sound yeah.

(56:57):
So they take all the pictures ab outside the places
and then they shoot didn't sound stage crazy right, lunchbox? Wow? Yeah.
The Brady Bunch House, a traditional style residence near the
Colfax Meadows neighborhood, was used for outdoor representation of the
beloved television families. Aboat. Okay, what about the backyard though,
where they played catch and stuff? Now, they didn't go

(57:17):
back to the house and shoot that in the backyard.
What about Breaking Back? They filmed that at that house? Um,
you know, And I think times are different with those
because they did shoot that in New Mexico. So I
don't know if they shot that in the house, but
they did at least not shoot that on the sound
stage that I don't know about. I do believe they
probably shot a lot around that area. It's not in
the area the whole house. I know they shot that

(57:38):
on the stage I went to the wrongfull house house.
They only very similar. There's a one hundred and fifty
point four million dollar powerball ticket and the guy found it.
It was in his wall up for two weeks. Yes,
he didn't like he put the He buys it, doesn't
realize it, checks it and he goes to the gas
station like, oh, you won more than six. You have

(58:00):
to go to the lottery office. So he's like, I
wonder how much I want. He goes back to his house,
checks the numbers, and he won a hundred fifty million dollars.
Have you seen the viral video where the guy goes
up to the gas station and has the ticket and
he's like, hey, I think I'm might have won something,
And the woman was like, yeah, let me see that,
and they're standing outside by the sign and so they're
looking at it. She's like, uh, yeah, you won like

(58:21):
everyone's like hundreds of millions. And he's like what and
she's like, yeah, it's like one of my cousins. That's
what it looks like. It's like, what do you want
any million dollars? No? Yeah, And she's like yeah, but
moll I'm thinking in my head is get that ticket back?
Because they're all like passing it around looking at it.
Someone's running a mega million jackpot jumps to four hundred
and ninety three million dollars after the latest drawing to

(58:43):
a no winner for the twenty second time in a row.
They've had this thing. They've had this drawing twenty two times.
And yeah, I think I think since like May something,
May sixth or something like that, no one has won.
So you better get ready tomorrow night, that's when they're drawing.
Think about all the things you could buy your kid. Oh,
trust me, I am investing in his future. Okay, let
me ask this question. Since you have a baby, now,
are you buying more lottery tickets or less more? It's

(59:09):
a bigger it's a bigger I mean, there's more need
to win now than there was before. So we're talking
big money tomorrow night on those tickets. Yeah, but don't
you think you should take that money and may be
invested into something for him or put in a college
find No matter what I knew, if I win this lottery,
I couldn't invest it and make that much money. But

(59:30):
you're not gonna win. See, if you go in with
a loser's attitude, that's not true. This is a luck thing.
I can have any called being a pessimist. Noah, my
attitude does not affect the lottery. Maybe an athletic performance,
maybe a performance of any kind that I'm doing attitude effect.
You're buying a ticket. You can go in have any
attitude and get the same ticket. Get ready, I'm putting

(59:53):
his birthday. I'm gonna do one non quick pick. It's
gonna be his birthday and it's gonna win. And you
quit this, John, Oh yeah, yeah, sit at home and
just chill. Just stay at home, dad, Yeah, And I
would make my couch out a hundred dollar bills. What
about that? Like at the crib hundred The mega millions

(01:00:20):
is at million and that is tomorrow night. You say
tomorrow night? Is he gonna invest all the kids money
in a lottery? So the first time we've all been
in the studio together in a long time. Munch walks
out of babies back today. Amy has been in a
studio in Texas because her dad's been sick. But she's

(01:00:41):
back today. I'm here. The newest Uber scam is to
watch out for vomit fraud. Now, by the way, Uber
is a little app push the push the U and
the car comes to you. And so if you throw
up an Uber, they charge your hunter forty bucks. But
the newest scam drivers are pulling its vomit fraud where
they claim you through up and they might even include

(01:01:01):
fake photos when they but someone did and they save them.
And then if it does happen, you have to go
through a long appeals process with Uber. But then but
they charge you immediately. And here's the problem. When you
throw up in a car usually and talk to the
kid and you probably don't remember what happened until they
get you, so you're probably like, you know, what, maybe
I did that's so wrong, right? Uber is one of

(01:01:24):
the commercials to the guy comes on of like hey,
I'm the CEO Uber and we're real sorry, and you're
like what you get? Who't quite sure what you did yet?
It's like, yeah, you know, we've got lot trouble recently.
We just want to say we're super apologetic. What would
you do? And because of that, we're sorry, We're gonna
make it better. We'll see you next time. You're like,
wait what And then next guy's like, hey, Morts back

(01:01:45):
from Facebook. We're real sorry. All the commercials just people
apologizing for things. I have no problem with things. Over
to Morgan number two. Let's see what twenty four year
olds care about today. So, the first trailer of Fantastic Beast,
The Crimes of Grinda Wald is out because of Comic
Con and I'm so excited about it. Yeah. So this

(01:02:06):
is a Harry Potter thing. Yeah, so it takes place
before the Harry Potter movies and books. It's like all
about this guy who's Eddie red Man, and he is
like this magical zoologist. Essentially, he's magic. We all have nerd.
You love teen mom like, you love it absolutely, but

(01:02:29):
we all think that's weird. But that's okay. But did
you hear her? She's like, it's before the books and
before the moviey the time you went met a teen
moms to in line for how probably about an hour?
Book out? Yeah, shout out. We all have something that
everyone else thinks it's odd that we're a little nerdal
art about. But when she started talking, did you not
automatially are going, oh, this is dorky, but that's her thing.

(01:02:51):
Go ahead, I'm so I'm so he interrupted you. Morgan
number two. You know it's fine. But the there's characters
in a Johnny Depp and jud Lau, which I think
other people would be aided about. I don't need their characters.
I think they're people. They're actors with their characters in
the movie. So I have a question. Did J. K.
Rowling write this book too? Yes? She did? Interesting Ye.

(01:03:12):
So it's just all basically kind of a follow up
to Harry Potter, but really it's a prequel. Maybe maybe
it's time I get into all this Harry Potter. It's new.
It's sweeping the nation. You know what's nerdy? But I
really liked was that movie Ready Player One? It was
really good, wasn't it? So Mike d watched it instead?

(01:03:32):
Was good? But I need more than one review, right,
and then Morgan number two comes and it goes. I
liked that Ready Player one, So what's it about? You
have to be a nerd to really like it. I
do feel like nerds will love it. The more nerdy
you are, the more you'll love this movie. Because it's
he's being an Avatar type character. He's inside of a
video game basically. But Steven Spielberg did it. I thought
it was really good to watch it on the airplanes.
I was traveling this weekend, but player one yet? Should

(01:03:55):
I watch it? You only have a certain time with you,
like if I watch adult movies now because your kids
my kids. I thought my kids saw that movie. Did
they not? Maybe there's a lot of cartoon but there's Okay,
I you would love it. I'm gonna ask them today. Okay, Well,
there you go, Morgan number to thank you very much.
Head over the website Bobby Bones dot com. Anytimes she
does one of those, she puts up a story about it.

(01:04:16):
Just click the tab right there. Kid's time for the
good news. There's a guy who's riding his mountain bike
through Columbus, Georgia when he saw a stray dog that
seemed to have been hit by a car. The dog
looked thin, had road rash a broken leg. He stopped
his bike ride, fed the dog, gave him water, and

(01:04:39):
then gave the dog a lift on his bicycle into town.
Ended up meeting up with a woman that then nurse
the dog back to health and has now given the
dog at home. What yeah, they followed through it? That one? Huh,
Holy cow, that's a good one. I do love dogs too.
That was tell me something good. I hope your buddy,

(01:05:01):
and this is right. Last night Amy and I were
talking on the phone. I'm gonna probably talk for hour.
I think I talked for about five minutes. Stop what happened?

(01:05:22):
And I put up it's a vague tweet. But wait,
you did I didn't see it. Amy tells these incredibly
long stories that it's just like streams to going off
the main rivers and she comes back to the river,
and then at the end of an incredibly long story,
she goes, anyway, long story short, and I'm like, no,
now was about Oh you didn't tag me because I

(01:05:44):
don't want people who knows about you know? Okay, Well
did I realized when I said long story short, I
should have said short story long. I was corrected myself
with Amy. You have to give You have to know
that at least half hour is done if you get
on the phone. I like talking to Amy. We had
a good talk last night, and now we just kind
of caught up because she's been gone for a week

(01:06:04):
and I was gone for the past four or five
days and I was working from I went to Minnesota
and they sent me up. Work sent me up to
speak at a radio commission, and so I did that,
and then we were just up there for twenty four hours.
When nowhere to go because I had a show in Biloxia,
comedy show, and so Mike de and I just got
search in the world. We went to that Mall of

(01:06:24):
America and many of that it's like any other mall
that's the biggest moment might be still but you don't
know it's big. But if you got to like in
Dallas or Houston, like Gallery, those seem bigger. But isn't
there like a roller coaster in there? There is, but
again it's like the side of the road, you know.
And they set up those quick oh Carnival. Yeah, really, Mike,

(01:06:45):
did you think them? All of America was worth the hype?
Not really, not as big as I was expecting. We
were just in a hotel, so we're both googling what
and so the people were nice. But we went to
We started off at the Mall of America and then
one of the members of the morning show on Dave
Ryan It's Morning Show fallon picked us up because we
just drove half an hour to go. We were so bored.

(01:07:07):
We got an uber into half an hour to take
a picture of Mary telling Moore stas saw that. Really,
you guys went all the way out of your way
to do that. How long was it? Drive the world
done with her smile? It's on my Instagram, but we're
just taking pictures. And so she met us there and
we went and ate at a restaurant and then Mike
and I went and went to a comedy show because

(01:07:28):
we were like, do is just see what's happening. It
was a local club, okay, so we we uh, we
just went yeah some Yeah, it was what are you
want to do? Comics? Were they good? Funny? Like, yeah,
it was a good show. It's a fine show. Sure.
It was just a little club and we went and
had fun. Um, that's it. When the girl you met,

(01:07:54):
I didn't quiet Wait I didn't meet a girl. Wait
what Okay? We talked on the phone so long last died?
Do you never even you were talking the whole time.
I told my phone is like two per cent and
she's like, let me die. She's like I was seven, right, Yes,
my phone did die. I don't know that I met

(01:08:15):
a girl. He just said, you did. Just now was
being a little too comfortable in the room. Let's talk. No, no, no,
there was like I don't even want to put this
all out there. Where is she? Where is she? How
did she was in town for the radio airport? All
things wrong? I' leave it to that she was one

(01:08:35):
of the she was visiting. She was and you so,
how did you meet her? If she's on stage like
doing her thing on stage? Is she a famous comedian? No?
I don't think so. I don't know. Did you laugh extra? No? No,
I didn't know anything who she was? Right, we didn't
know anything. We're watching her. I was like, Oh, she's funny.

(01:08:56):
And then why the last guy was performing? That was
what told she she was funny? Good move? And then move.
I said, hey, you're really funny. And then I said, hey,
after this, let's get a hop over there and get
a drink. All hung out after Yeah, just a little
bit okay, And no, there's no one there. If your
confidence is awesome right now, it's not. Let me see

(01:09:19):
her Instagram and then relax. No, there's no one. Then
you get that number. There's no one. You said there
was not here, so it's not it's never gonna be
a thing. But she's a traveling comedian. You travel, travels
get open for each other. No, No, She's way funnier

(01:09:39):
that Donny and Marie Morgan number two are already talking.
I saw you doing some flirting on Twitter, so I'm
just first of all, now I'm not even I'm done. Mikey,
what's up? What's happening here on this show? I used
to run this thing. This used to be my neighbor
her up? Yet, all right, we're done. I knew there
was something good because Mike a big smile on his face.

(01:10:02):
Mikey was waiting for that mic time. Well, so anyway,
I went there nothing, I mean, we was fine. And
then we went to Biloxi and I did a comedy
show and the people there are insane and it was great.
And then that's it. Everybody's gathering around casino showed you
do the casino show. Yes, no, I did not gamble.
I don't, dude. I find I find no interesting gambling. Well,

(01:10:22):
you should want no money, money, money, money, money, money.
Why in the world would I take money that I've
hard earned money and trying to double it? Yeah, it's
kind of dumb, huh, But the odds aren't again all again.
So I went to the Golden Nugget and Biloxi. Let
me say this too. If I can have the indulgence
in the room, Yes, can I have that? I did? Um.

(01:10:45):
I only have like two shows that aren't sold out
for the rest of the tour's Bakersfield and Washington, d C.
If people are selling these tickets at double prices and
don't buy them, let me just tell people, Oh yeah, scalpers,
don't buy them. I'm not that funny. I'm only kind
of funny, and I do to this comedy tour when
people come and they have a good time, I think.
But if if somebody is selling them for like a
hundred bucks because they get scout for hundred bucks, don't

(01:11:07):
buy them, don't come. So that's happened in d C.
But you can come Bobby Bones Comedy dot com. But yeah,
d C and baker Spell the only two shows that
are are left. But that's it. Thanks for indulgence. Get no,
I indulged whatever. Yes, since yours are sold out, should
they go see you? This girl, I'm not trying to
get her involved any of this mess that we have here.

(01:11:29):
I'm on her instagrams. Man Let commented under her stories
let me alone, She's finally how she's exhausted, She's ready
to sleep, and she really funny. She's way funnier that.
She's way better at comedy than I am. Her bio
is I say funny things out loud, sometimes in front
of people, exactly most of the time. Not in front

(01:11:51):
of people, though, comment say I heard you met my friend.
Don't do that. Don't do any of that, all right, Tom, Yeah,
See that's why I can't have good things right. Daniel
Bradbury's birthday today. She's a friend of ours. She's only two.
She won the Voice when she was sixteen, so we've

(01:12:11):
known her for a while. So she's twenty two. Here
are things that people her age, or even Morgan number Tuesday,
she's twenty four. They probably don't get. I'll run you
through this. By the way, had birthday too, Daniel Bradbury.
If you're listening to Daniel had birthday Morgan number two.
When you wanted to talk on the phone back in
the day, did you have to stay we had to
stand in your wall or plug. Did you have phones

(01:12:33):
with chords or no? Not that I can remember. No, Wow,
that's terrible. So you never had a phone. They had
the windy the Rappi chord on it. The telephone wire.
I don't think so. No, Wow, we're so old. You
never got tangled in the cord? No? I mean I
can think of maybe one time, but I'll say that, no,

(01:12:55):
all chordless when you wanted to. Okay, how about this one?
Do you ever have used a paper map? I haven't
had to know about looking up a number in the
phone book? No? Wow? Wow, alright Morgan number two? Okay?
Have you ever made a prank phone call? Yes? How

(01:13:17):
because they know your cell phone number? It was what
star sixty seven in high school that you would hit? Yeah?
You ever made a trip to Blockbuster to rent a movie?
You ever carried on all your favorite CDs in a
giant CD case? Yeah? Maybe for like a year and
then there was the iPod? Wow a year? Maybe those

(01:13:40):
maybe finders are awesome? Still have mine? Uh floppy disks?
You ever use one of those? I remember them, but
I never used them? Did you guys play Oregon Trail
at school? Now? Well? What like? What what's your first
technology memory? Like when you were born? What were you using?

(01:14:02):
Not when I was born, but maybe when I was
like seven or eight. It was the like one of
the first max that was like bigger, but it was
colored like a bad back there you go. Okay, Well,
the fact that she's never used a phone with a
cord on it makes me sad you didn't. Sometimes it's
so hard if you're trying to get into the pantry
to have a private conversation and the cord when it reads. Yes,

(01:14:25):
like shows like The Fresh Prince of bel Air, Yeah,
I love I love that, But that's an old show, right,
Like that's a show that's kind of before your time
that you're getting into now. Yeah, I got into it
mostly because it was always on Nick at night show
for you. Yeah, it's like us watching Welcome Back Carter. Yeah,
like we weren't even really alive, were there? By the way,

(01:14:48):
let me switch it up for a second. There was
a shooting at a Trader Joe's in California. This whole
story is nutty. It's bizarre, right, Mike d So what
happens here, Like someone's running from the law. Is that
is that deal? Yeah, he's running from the cops. He
crashes his car by a Trader Joe's and then runs in.
He has a gun. So he's running from the cops
and he's not going trades on purpose, No, he just

(01:15:10):
crashes into it. Wow, here's an employee. But then he
goes in and there's like crossfire and somebody could shot. Yeah,
it was a shootout like in the parking lot. And
then they like bust out the glass and it was
a manager. Manager got killed. Wow. We barricade ourselves into
a bathroom and we just waited until someone until they
came and got us. That was a wild story. I

(01:15:33):
really said about the manager to just working. That didn't
even mean to go into a trader Joe's. It wasn't
like he was going to hold it up crashing and
then ran inside of it. There was a side story
too of an employee who finally found a ladder and
he started trying to get people out the back and
he would go back in to help people and get
him out. It's pretty cool. There wasn't that duck boat
story just oh yeah, it's totally crazy. The one bad

(01:15:55):
weather happened and like it sunk and seventeen people died.
Nine were from the same family. Because it's a tourist
type event, it's where it's about a seventy minute tour
and half of it is on land and the other
half is on water. And when they entered the water.
You know, one of the survivors was saying it wasn't

(01:16:17):
stormy out, It didn't look stormy. So now they're investigating
as to whether or not when the company knew bad
weather was going to come and what was going to
cause it. There's life jackets on board, but passengers aren't
required to wear it. The canopy. How safe is it
to exit? The whole thing is just tragic, but they
said it could take a year to investigate. So what
a duck boat is is it drives, and it drives

(01:16:37):
and it's this big thing, has like a point, like
a duck tip, and then it gets in the water
and the wheels kind of come up and it turns
into a boat. So when I was just a kid
doing radio, I was eighteen or nineteen, there was a
duck boat that went down and most people died in
hot springs, and c ann calls me and goes, hey,
we need we don't we can't get ahold of anyone.
We need somebody go on cell phone and go covered.
And so I was there. When there there, I mean

(01:16:59):
it was bad and I was standing right there and
reporting on CNN going it was like a Saturday or
Sunday it was. And those duckboats are never knew they're old.
You're right, there were there were some in Austin too,
And I remember there were a couple of rescues that
I had to cover for the news from those duck
boats sinking. Yeah. Well, not to hit you with all

(01:17:19):
the bad news, but those I saw. The woman at
the duck boats lost a lot of her family, like
she was the one that lived. I don't want to
end on that note because both those stories are kind
of sucky. Um, let's see, how about the dumb debate
of the day. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that I'll put us
somewhere little happier. How about this. One third of Americans
believe that the hot dog is a sandwich. Two thirds disagree.

(01:17:41):
So is a hot dog of sandwich? That's a tough one.
But the dumb debate of the day is a hot
dog is sandwich? Yes? Or no? Amy? I don't think
I've ever thought about this in my life. But I mean,
if it's not a scene, just then what is it.
I mean, it's just a hot dog? Is a hot
dog of sandwich? Amy? No? Nothing? She says no, or

(01:18:02):
like a crap or a hot dog? Lunchbox. Is a
hot dog is sandwich? Absolutely not? No, you say no,
I want to swich. Oh yeah, you got a hot
dog exactly, Eddie. I want to define it with meat
with bread on both sides. Yes, I'm gonna call it
a sandwich. You're gonna say sand I'm gonna have to

(01:18:23):
call it a sandwich. Now again, sometimes what we see
and say isn't reality. Uh, And this I believe, and
you may look up the definition of hot dog. D
I believe a hot dog because it is two pieces
of bread in the meat in the middle. That's what
I'm saying. I believe that you have to define a
hot dog as a sandwich. Tomatoes a fruit, so boom,

(01:18:48):
that's right, mind blown fruit. You know those are hard
for me to accept. But I believe tomatoes a fruit.
It is seeds some saying. That's what I'm saying. Sometimes
things aren't as easy as ABC. My dear, what do
you have over there? Well, it depends on what you
define the bun as sandwich is two pieces of bread,

(01:19:11):
but a bun is a one piece. But I've had
a sandwich back in the day. Listen, it was straight
white bead, right, white bread and bologney, and I would
take the sandwich and fold it in half with one
piece of bread and eat it. And it was still
a sandwich. It wasn't a hot dog. It wasn't alone
hot dog. It wasn't doe. You're trying. You had to
read read me the definition. But they do say, yes,
a hot dog is a sandwich. The National Okay, this

(01:19:35):
is his council, the National hot Dog What and Sausage Counsel?
When didn't name a college the National hot Dog and Sausage? Yeah,
you want another urban dictionary of hot dog. I don't
know that I do. It's just someone likes to show off,
is it really? Like? Look at them hot dog in it? Sing?

(01:19:57):
But now I'm gonna say hot dogging. Yeah, so it's
two to two right now? Is a hot dog? Morean
number two? We're coming to you don't let us know
is a hot dog? Is sandwich? Morgan number two? Yes,
very good, And we end with that something really dumb.
Lunch Boxes back in the studio today, and so lunch

(01:20:19):
Box had a baby last week and he came in
told us they don't have a name for it still,
so you should call him a baby calling it baby. Hey, baby,
and so no name or little man. That's cute. What
little name? If you wanted to call it early, it
was earlier, like earl Lee. No early as a name

(01:20:42):
because he came early game six weeks early. I think
it's kind of funny middle name. Why not just nickname
him early earlier? Wait? So wait? What what? What? So?
What are you guys leaning toward right now? She thinks
he looks like a Jackson? And is she gonna inevitably
make the decision? No, it's a team decision. So that's

(01:21:02):
a big thing. I can't just let her have all
the rights. I have to have a say in naming
the child. How do you feel about Jackson? It's all right.
Do you rhyme it with things, because because you're gonna
be saying about action Jackson. Well, that's the thing. What things? Well,
they always say if you pick a name out for
a kid, I rhyme it with words because if there's
a funny word that rhymes with like a bad word
or something. Oh, I don't think anything rhymes with Jackson Vason,

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And you have to name it before you leave the hospital.
I think so. I don't know the rule. I really
don't know the rules. They haven't said anything about that.
Let's do car they get to pick the name of
the baby, or we draw. Everybody puts the name in
the hats. Cool. Oh that's cool too. At least give
us the middle name. But you have to you have

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to give us the middle name. Yeah, you have to
dedicate whomever wins the contest to the name. We had
to name her kids. Like, I could sin the middle name.
I could give up the middle because you would give
us the middle name. Because I don't think the middle
names that no one ever says their middle name. I
don't even think. I don't understand why people have a
middle name. Maybe as yet another way to make it different.

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If you have a common first and last name, probably
just in variable there, that could be a little bit different. Maybe, Uh, listen,
I'd like to have four or five names. I think
it'd be cool. Like Amy's kids are from Haiti. She
just adopted them, and they've they have all the names. Yeah,
we gave them. They're given birth last name, their new
last name, which is ours. We gave them the middle
names we wanted them to have, and then they have
their birth first name in their favorite cartoon character. And

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then they just got to choose one for fun Stevenson, SpongeBob,
especially a Supergirl. Yeah, that sounds so hard because when
they're writing it out, that's a long named running. Don't
always have to give your full like you know, name
on your I D. I just think about when they're
filling out a resume, they're gonna be putting blah blah

(01:22:55):
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.
But it's gonna be not a resume maybe just like
this also curity card. So it's still nothing there, still
nothing there. You go to the hospital after the show today,
they know you're on there. Yeah, they know me. I
mean people put two and two together. What's that mean? Ah,

(01:23:16):
they know who I am. They realized that I'm lunch
box on the radio and if you don't treat me better,
and I'm talking about you do that. No, I don't
do any of that. I don't know any of that.
I think I just they know who I am. So
they're nice to me, and I think they're nice to everybody.
I think you know they nick you. People have a
soft spot in their hearts because they deal with some

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of the sad. I mean, it's a lot of sad,
but it's also a lot of happy in there too.
If your wife said, we're going with Jackson today when
you go to the hospital, I would say, we need
to talk about this. She said, no, Jackson's its name.
Are you in or out? I really don't. Let me

(01:24:01):
encourage you to listen back to the show if you
missed any of it today. We do a whole part
of the show after the show's over, so you can
hear that when the show's over. Just search Bobby Bones
Show on demand on I Heart Radio and find it there. Eddie,
our video producer, has two boys. You guys went camping.
Huh oh man, we had a great weekend, so you
go out. Have they ever been camping before? No, they've

(01:24:22):
never been camping. Really just I mean we've talked about
it forever and then finally we're like, the weather's gonna
be good this weekend, we think, so let's go camping.
Let's take them. You put up a tentery, take camper. No, no, no,
we have a big, family sized tent. It's huge, and
set the tent up. We have a camp fire, a
little picking table that's already there. It's your typical campsite. Okay,
so you went to a camp site, yes, and how
did that go? They like it or no, it's good.

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But man, I realized quickly my kids they're they're they're
little city slickers, like they've never been camping, like I said,
and they just don't know what to expect. I guess
it was kind of rough for them. What were they doing?
So I caught them saying little things to themselves, Like
the first thing they said, they're walking in the woods
and they're like, oh, we should google kind of poisonous
snakes are out here. I'm like, oh boy, we didn't google. No, Well,

(01:25:04):
well well you can google walk camping? No, I told
him on no phones, no nothing, because in our day
we couldn't google. Doesn't mean kids can't google. And they're
also wanting to learn about something. And they also at
a campsite. Yeah no. When I heard that, I was like, ah, no, Google,
don't even think about it. Okay, what else? And the
next one I heard it, they like they're like, Dad, Dad,
there's no firewood out here. Because I sent him to

(01:25:25):
go get wood. I'm like, you're in the woods, what
do you mean there's no firewood. Everything is firewood, and like, great,
you expect him to chop the wood. No, I wanted
him to go find little sticks so we can start
the fire. Got it? And they're like that, we can't
find firewood out here. Great. Another one I heard was
this was funny. They go, oops, I think we just
locked ourselves out of the tent. Like, guys, it's a zipper.

(01:25:45):
You didn't lock yourself out of the tent. So I
had to show him how to undo a zipper or whatever.
And then I heard junior, junior, when the pit's dark
in the camp, four year old, the little guy four
year old? He goes, can we turn the light switch on?
Why is it so dark out here? My guy, we're camping.
They're like, but there's a light right down the road. Yeah,
that's a street light down the road. There's no there's
no lights here. So how long did you guys stay

(01:26:06):
out the whole weekend? We can. We left Friday morning
and then we came back Sunday morning, So you slept
Friday night and Saturday night? Really? Yes? Oh that's cool.
I like to deal a little camping. You guys want
to camp? Yeah, we should do a show camping trip.
I don't know with you guys, I spent okay, what
we need to do trips together. That's before things pulled
us all different directions like lunch, watch this baby, you

(01:26:27):
get all the more reason to bring us back together.
Did the kids come? Sure? So everyone has their own
little tent. Yes, some of these sites they're like right
by the lake and they're big enough to have like
four families out there. Yeah, that could be fun. Bones.
I stopped to plan my labor day luow the party
at my house, so I get that first. I used

(01:26:48):
to listen. I live in the camp for a long time,
but we used to camp. We should go in the woods.
There's no camper, there's no camp sites. Yeah, and just
final spot in the spot, clear it out, put the
tent down. What you eat out? We would just usually
take band of sausages. Yeah, that's what we did. We
did hot dogs, and then one night I took one
of those microwavable um popcorn dishes and then just threw

(01:27:09):
that over the fire and it popped on its own.
It was nice, a little burnt, little toasty, but it
was good. That's what happens when he hits it. When
when like straight on fire hits it. Yeah, that was fun.
I wanted. I'm more into glamping now maybe, yeah, let's
go glamping. What does that mean. It's like it's like
you stay in a really nice cabin in the wood,
the opposite of roughing it. Yeah yeah, yeah, it's like

(01:27:30):
softening it. Yeah, like you can still go inside somewhere
to use the bathroom. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, I got you.
This place had showers, but they were disgusting. You don't
want to do that. You only go one of two ways.
Either go hard, which means you don't go to the campsite,
you go on the woods and you find for yourself
hard hard, or you go glamping, which I've never been
glamping in that word seems funny even just to say glamping,
because yeah, my staid that would kill me if I

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talk about So what would you have about if you're
glamping that you didn't have when you were regular camping. Well,
I'd have a m for sure, a mattress, like a
sleep number. I get my sleep number dot com. Yes,
um stores around the country obviously, Um, for sure, I'd

(01:28:14):
set up you know what, I'm setting up my house. Well,
you gotta guys are gonna kill me. I'm gonna set
up a screen and play Fortnite. Do you even play
yet at all? Who cares? But he's going to be
really good at it, because where are you going to
find the time to do this? Hey me, mam. He'll
make time once you get into Once he gets into something,

(01:28:36):
he finds time to do it. Fortnite will be he's
gonna come in with no sleep because he's been playing
four Night. He's gonna be drinking red Bulls all night long. Fortnight. Yeah,
because like Eddie, try to make plans with him the
other day and it's like you scheduled in two months
out and that was the whole day Eddie wanted to
play golf. I don't have whole days. It's four hours, man,

(01:28:56):
and you booked you try to book for September. Middle
of September. I don't have that serious business. I'll find out.
I hear kids did get they don't even like No,
they turn into zombies afterwards. Careful with that. Well maybe
I won't then, but I was think, abou, I'm probably
gonna play a little bit if I like it, and
Fortnight campaign, let's play golf. I don't have that. I

(01:29:19):
can't dedicate it. I looked at my calendar. I don't
have open aill September. I literally don't have an open
so embarrassing. Maybe like my calendar was wide open, Like, dude,
we can golf today if you want. If I was like, September,
what are you doing at three pm? All right, haters,
Well let's see, I don't know, Eddie. Yeah, so Campy
was good. I think my kids are ready to take
on Survivor now. This show. Oh yeah, four and four

(01:29:43):
and ten, four and ten they get along pretty well. No,
they fight all the time. They yeah, that's all they do.
They fight. That was so much bigger, I know, but
that's usually the little one picking on the big one.
The big one gets tired of it and he fights back,
and the little one cries. It's a whole thing, dude,
look forward to that when that's what I say. No,
they're great, they're great. They're great. Everybody's in the studio today.
Amy's back from Texas for the time being. Lunchboxes had

(01:30:06):
babies back in studio for time being. I guess both
of you guys go back to old school. Just me
having to carry the stupid show. Eddie, like I said,
he carries all of us. When when do you go
back to Texas? Well, I don't know yet, but probably
not untill later this week, Thursday or Friday. We'll see

(01:30:27):
what that looks like in the takeover for the weekend
and then and then I should be back. But I
think between my sister and my half sister and my
half brother, we're working out a good schedule to where
we can now have time at home with our lives.
How's your dad cancer coming? Take the surgery? Yeah? This well,
hopefully the cancer is still doing good. The problem is
we're supposed to start radiation like two weeks ago because

(01:30:49):
the surgery was only supposed to take three days in
the hospital. But now we're delayed for treating the cancer,
and so I just hope it's not growing back during
this time that we try to recover, because they say,
now he's in this rehab hospital and he could maybe
be there days. My dad's like, now I'm not here
in five I'm like, oh my gosh, Dad, you don't
even know. If you could just get yourself together at

(01:31:10):
night and remember where you are and I get delirious,
would be great. Lunchbox, what's your plan? Do you know?
I have no idea. I have to just I mean,
whenever he gets out of the hospital, that's just when
I'll take some time off to get acquainted to the
dad life at home. And well, Jackson, I don't say
that name. It could be it. I couldn't. Jackson could

(01:31:31):
be it. I mean I don't. If you're gonna have
multiple kids, maybe hopefully Okay, Well, so you know, she
takes this one, you take the next one. Yeah, but
then if the next one is a female, she's gonna
be like, oh, I gotta name the female. I gotta
name the female the girl. Yeah. That do you feel
like you have you get more rights because this is
a male A little bit. I think I should have

(01:31:51):
more of a pool because I know what name is
cool for the guys. Yeah, Like, if you got one
name right now, go hey, it's going to be but
you can nickname him. That. Don't pick Ace frisonal name.
Why what if you met a guy named Ace, he's like, Hey,
I'm Ace Wilson. You think he's pretty cool. I think

(01:32:15):
that's a cool name. But he's gonna look like you.
You don't look like an Ace. Yeah, you don't look
like anything. Like you understand that right, you look like
because your name is Eddie, because your name is Bobby,
you look like you look like what other people have
been named. Yeah, but my dad wanted to name me Candy.
And I'm still glad you only had one choice that
that was your name, or two choices of jobs. My

(01:32:38):
mom vetoed that. Actually, he was like, here's what we're
gonna do. Candice will call her Candy for short. My
mom was like, it's Amy. I'm so glad she won. Wow,
because I had a Candy in first grade and she
was smoking hot. Sure, there's Candy's listening right now. That
are great, Okay, over the Amy pile pile of stories. Yea,

(01:32:59):
What is happening between Floyd Mayweather and fifty cent on Instagram? Well,
they they're fine for years, I know, but they're best
friends and they're fighting and their best friends are fighting.
Mayweather warf of that. He said, Remember I used to
be with you every day. We shared a driver. I
know where your bones are buried, and I'm like, kill
people and bury them somewhere. No, I think he just
means I know your secrets. Oh, I don't think it's

(01:33:20):
a literal people, you know, I know what you've literally
taken body parts and buried them under the ground. That's
not that means okay. He called him out for being broke, jealous,
a snitch and having the ape. I mean, the snitch
is such an a word, right, and oh what don't
we all no mouth people say that there's a different kind.

(01:33:46):
But then they did take long, so Floyd put up
a picture of fifty cent and wrote like this whole
novel about him, and then fifty cent. It didn't take
long for him to post a picture of Floyd Mayweather
like with tears in his eyes, and then straight up
wanted to list out all of his things that he's
been accused of. Domestic violence wise, I mean, it's getting
wordy on Instagram, like towards snitch though. Snitch, Yeah, what

(01:34:07):
what's the thing you say? Yeah? I don't say. I
didn't make that up? Amy? What else you get on
a lighter more fun though? Did you know Golden Girls
now have their own action figures. They were released at
Comic Con this last weekend, and they're eight inch dolls Dorothy, Blanche, Rose,
and Sophia. They're dressed in real fabric clothing and they
look so cute and legit, but it's a hundred and

(01:34:29):
fourteen dollars and cents for the set. They made some
real money off The Golden Girls. Since The Golden Girls
has been off TV, I think they've become more popular
now than they were then. By the way, I was
on that train early before Golden Girls were cool. I
was reckoned Chopa Blake. You think they're popular again because
of you? I do not. I think they're just put
on a lot of channels now. And think about you're

(01:34:50):
watching a show in primetime about old women. That's that's
what was rare about that show is that everybody's young, cool,
h odd and alien. You know, it's all these things,
and all of a sudden, you four older women and
it works as a show. That's pretty crazy to think.
It wasn't very much old people shows on. There was
just four old women and they're so funny. Was such
a whole. It was crazy, like she's just she's with

(01:35:13):
dudes every show that's like and just straight up deliberate
about just ben. Yeah, there's stuff I did not when
I used to watch that with my mom as a kid,
and I watch it now. There's stuff I definitely do
not catch on too I was like, I mean, listen,
good for her. I don't even set me in the
bad way. I mean the old old one. No, no, no, Sophia. Um,

(01:35:34):
I was watching Pretty Woman a little bit Hotel this weekend.
That's such a dirty movie. So I know she's a
hooker like I've never I've never watched, I know, but
I'm talking about there's some real hooker things. And how
old were you when you first watched? With your mom
and dad? They took me to the couldn't find a
family time, all right, but I remember, like cause they

(01:35:54):
cover my eyes during some parts, obviously, and then it's
to this day still one of my favorite movies. No,
I get it, but I'm saying I'm not sure when
I figured out she was a prostitute, though probably funny. Okay,
So when you're interviewing for a job, watch out for
them stealing your ideas. This is me looking out for
you because as part of the application process these days,

(01:36:16):
companies are asking people to do some like free work,
bring their ideas, creative things that they would do to
mix things up, and then during the hiring process they're
taking their ideas that they're pitching and then not hiring
them just taking the ideas. Well, if their fourth or
fifth place and you like their idea, why would you
not use it? Well, why would you hire them? But

(01:36:37):
you don't have one position. Someone had a much better idea,
but they're still because you're trying to put your best
for forward. You want to get the jobs. You want
to give them your best idea and then they just
take it. Yeah, but they probably remember who you are
at some point because if you're providing a good idea,
that's something we're able to use. I hope. So well, listen,
I'll problem with that. I'm okay with that. That's on
you to get the job. Yeah, I got plenty ideas though,

(01:36:59):
you know what I mean. The next idea you like
that one, I got seven more. I don't care. That's
my pile. Bobby Bone, so hey, thanks for hanging with
us here on Monday. There's a new Bobby Cast going
up today. It's about how bands got their names. So
if you like music, all you have to do take
your phone or your computer and go to I Heart
Radio and search one word. Bobby Cast b O, B, B,

(01:37:21):
Y C, A, S. T and Eddie and I talked
about how bands got their names for example, how Rascal
Flats got their name, which you didn't know. Yes, I
don't know. Yeah, I know you didn't know it already. Yes,
that'll be cooler there. Yeah, it is very nerdy if
you like music. Is really cool though. So yeah, we'll
see you a lot of stuff to here today. Lunchbox

(01:37:41):
came back today. You're not gonna be here forever, but
he came back today. You can listen to that. We'll
see you on Tuesday, alright, bye ye