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July 12, 2021 86 mins

Bobby takes a call from a guy who needs help as his girlfriend is moving out JUST before he was about to propose.. It’s a very tricky and developing situation as we talk to him. We got a voicemail asking if we would bring back the Bobby Bones Show Drafts…so we gave our picks on Best Leading Actors! BobbyBones.com to cast your vote on the best lineup. We talk to Miranda Lambert about her latest single, hanging out in her bar in Nashville and how she’s watching the Harry Potter movies for the first time.

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Good transmitting Helska. What's happening to friends? Martin studio morning,
Welcome to another week of the Bobby Bones Show. Up first,
get some calls here, Adrian and Oklahoma. You are on
the show. How are you today? I'm good? How are

(00:22):
you doing? Pretty good? What would you like to say
to start us off here? But I just wanted to
let you know I've been listening to you for about
five years and I just love you guys, But I
don't have cable, so I haven't been able to watch
your show. And he had said that it was on
Disney Plus, and so I've been watched four episodes last night,
And what do you think of Breaking Bobby Bones? Well,

(00:43):
I already loved you before, and I love you before.
Now there you have it. So she likes it, thank you?
And she bench watched four. I don't ever be bene
watched things I hate, well, I could the first one
my stomach herd the whole time because I hate heights too.
And I was just like, I don't think I watched this,
like I can't watch him hang out because it led.
Well I appreciate that. And what is your one takeaway
so far? Four episodes in you are amazing. I love

(01:07):
how you give away at the end. I just I
loved it. Made me almost cry a lot. Well, I
appreciate that thing, you know made me cry right now.
I was actually meaning like, you know what shows you
they're good people out there, regardless of our differences. Like,
but yeah, that's good. I'll take that all right, Adrian,
thank you. It's the good news countdown, counting down the
biggest good news stories. So across the left. Let's go.

(01:31):
It's the best countdown on radio. It's all good news.
Hit it. A dog in South Carolina got spooked by
fireworks and ran off on the fourth July. Her owners
drove roun for four hours looking for her, but it
turned out they didn't have to because she came home
on her own around three am, and she let them
know she was back because she rang the doorbell. Nice.
That's awesome. Crazy dogs are nuts. At a dog once Dusty,

(01:57):
who was in the backyard, people start shooting fireworks, like
as the sun was going down. We knew were gonna
get home by dark, but we didn't get home in time.
He ran through the fence. We lost him. Luckily, somebody
found him like three miles away. Knew it was somebody's dog,
and like tied him to a pole and then we called,
Like the constable went and said, hey, we have a dog.
Six hours later, we looked all over for him. So
I felt for these people here, but he didn't come

(02:18):
ring a doorbell. Crazy. All right, Let's do another one.
A guy and his wife moved from South Africa to
the UK and had to wait ten months to get
their dogs sent over. Now, a video of them picking
her up is going viral because the husband didn't know
about it, his wife kept it a secret until they
pulled into the parking lot. Here's a clip of them
finally seeing their dog again after all those ten months. Year,

(02:43):
I change you shoo, there you go. Wh after the
first dog store, I wanted this one to talk. The
dog is cured cancer, all right, Next one up. A
US Army vet named Buddy Laddin has paralyzed from the

(03:03):
waist down, but he used a special exoskeleton device to
help him stand and walk. He even helped raise the
American flag outside of Veterans Hospital in New Orleans at
the annual Southeast Louisiana Veterans Healthcare System Salute to a Flag.
So he's a guy that served our country thought he
wouldn't walk again, but this device that they have now
developed allows him to do that, and he wanted to
show people just how far he's gone as he raised

(03:26):
the flag of is a really, really, really cool scene,
all right. Next up, an entire family from Chicago ill
graduated this year. The mom is a teacher's aide who
finally got her college degree thirty years after she started school.
Her son graduated from Georgetown the same week than her
oldest daughter finished high school, and her youngest daughter was
valid Twina Elementary School. Big party, and then here we

(03:48):
go the big one. An eighty two year old woman
named Wally Funk trained with NASA in nineteen sixty one
and did better than the guys. Again. Eighty two year
old woman nineteen sixty one, but she never got to
space because she's a woman. She was a woman, that's right.
But now sixty years later, that's about to change, because
Jeff Bezos just announced she'll be joining him on a

(04:11):
blue bars in a rocket later this month. She'll also
become the oldest person to go to space. The launch
dated July twentieth. Here's Funk. That's next next week, next week.
Here's Funk talking about her experience being a female aviator
and getting asked to go on the flight. I got
a hold of Nasha four times. I said, I want
to become an astronaut. But everybody with Davie and they said, Wali,

(04:32):
you're a girl, you can't do that. I said, guess what,
it doesn't matter what you are. You can still do
it if you want to do it. There you go, go, Wally,
that the good news countdown. I hope you guys had
a great weekend. Appreciate you being here with us. Let's
go over now and open up the mail bag. You
see something we call Bobby's Year. Hey, Bobby Bones, wanted

(04:58):
to get your opinion on the situation that I had
at the grocery store. My five year old is a talker.
We were in the checkout line and he was telling
the cashier about his toy. He kept talking since he
wasn't being acknowledged. The cashier said, sorry, I'm not in
the mood. I get it, I was a cashier once,
but really, do you think this is rude of the cashier?

(05:19):
I fear of being called a Karen, but do you
think this is grounds for going back and saying something
to management. Signed Teresa s no no no no no
no no no no no no no no no no
no no no no no. She wasn't in the mood. Yeah,
it happens. Yeah, and it's maybe she's just having one

(05:41):
of those days. It doesn't mean you need to go
to her management and do anything about it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
If you feared being a Karen Wall, I don't know,
no bones. If you're the manager and you get that,
would you move on with like, would you go to
the person? I'd probably be like, hey, we gotta complaint,
Like just pep it up a little bit, be a
little nice urger job. Yeah, but there's no need, dude.

(06:01):
No no no no no no no no no no
no no no no no no no no. That's that's
exactly a Karen. But thank you for emailing us and asking. Therefore,
maybe you're not gonna do it. Hopefully you waited. Also,
tell your kids shut up stop talking. Hey, maybe you
want to hear the kid talk. Thank you for that email.

(06:23):
Close up the mailbag. We got your game. Now it's
abound to close Bobby mailbag. Send them to us, We'll
take them. We love them. Morgan what do they do?
Mailbag at Bobby bones dot com. It's time to play
the Bobby feud. That's right. We survey two thousand people.
Well we did. Can you imagine we were out on

(06:44):
the street. The survey was commissioned by ZVO and conducted
by one Pole and it's all about our dislike for bugs. Okay,
So the top ten answers are on the board. What's
the most hated insect in the United States? Oh, insects?
And what are we happening today? Eddie, Amy and Morgan
number two? You'll be playing against each other for a

(07:06):
prize of well, basically pride at first because she's the
new one. Morgan number two. Top ten answers on the board,
the most hated insect in America? Okay, I mean this
is something I hate. So spiders. Show me spiders number
two two points to Morgan. All right, what else, Morgan?

(07:27):
They're really annoying. And they're flies? Just flies, all right? Yeah?
Our flies and gnats the same thing. I don't they
look different, so I don't think they're the same. But
flies show me they're not the same thing. Show me
a fly? Oh wow, wow? Yeah, Eddie, over to you.

(07:48):
You got it. There are still nine answers on the board.
The most hated insect in America. I don't want to
hate the Morgan number two because I did have flies,
but I will go now with mosquitoes. Oh solid guests
there shoe a skidos number four. Um, my, next one
will be ticks bones like a seat tick tick tick, Yes,

(08:11):
ticks on your body when check you for tick ticks? Exactly?
All right, show me ticks? Who number six is a tick? Um,
let's go the same kind of category, but let's go
with a flea who likes fleas? No one? Show me
a flee? What still seven answers on the board? As

(08:36):
we in round one? Amy, you're up roaches? Oh good
one cockroach show mccaga. Number one answers a cockroach. Thirty
nine percent of people say that is the worst. Okay,
ants show me in number three? Yeah, okay, um, there

(09:00):
are four answers left on the board. Yeah uh mm,
Trey and debating. I don't know to be either or,
but okay, wasps show me a wasp? Number seven? The bees?
Wasps hornets? Okay, so they were together. That's I was
debating if I should say bees or wasps? Three three
left here. Um, okay, I hate me a scorpions correg

(09:30):
Let's go back around one more time. Top ten answers
are on the board. Morgan, number two. You need some
some work here. Oh I know that that flies one
got me? Okay, Um, these get sprayed for so termites bad?
Show me termites good? One Number five nice two answers

(09:51):
left Morgan. Okay, um, the most hated insect in the
United States. They pulled two thousand people. Gosh, look over
nine in ten. It look the same, um beatles. Oh,
show me a beetle. No, Eddie, you need this to

(10:12):
get back in the game, right or Amy wins right?
And I feel like I'm out of the real annoying one.
So I'm gonna go with what the haters are like.
I don't think they're annoying, but I think the haters
will be like, Oh, get these lady bugs out of here.
They're disgusting. Come on, show me a ladybug. Oh, Amy,
we're like to take a shot your bed bugs. God No, okay.

(10:36):
Two answers left at number nine. I would never guessed
this because I didn't know it's an insect. Frankly a worm.
Oh wow, it's a worm an insect. Didn't know that
learn something new every day. And then finally at number ten,
what's in the news right now? Cicadas? Cicadas? I thought
about them, but then I was like, nobody knew. We
didn't even know what they were until Ray was telling
us that they were all gonna die. I haven't seen

(10:58):
one amy with eleven point, okay. I also, I just
want to say, I just had to look it up.
It's not that big of a video, but I took
entomology in college and Ride out of the Gate Spiders
was on there, and I was like, oh, and that's
why I ended up going with Scorpions is a guest.

(11:20):
But spiders aren't insects seaser either. The worlds are? There
are rachmids. Okay, I don't know. I want to put spiders. Yeah,
it's fine. The latest from Nashville in Tullywood Morgan number
two thirty second Skinny or Sending well wishes to Lady

(11:40):
A's Charles Kelly. The band had to pull out of
a concert this weekend after Charles was diagnosed with appendicitis.
He shared a post from his hospital bed saying he
hopes to get back on the road soon. Dirk's Bentley
had to cancel his Seven Peaks music festival set for
later this year due to capacity restrictions. Dirk said that
fans will be full refunded for any tickets purchased and

(12:02):
he can't wait for the festival to happen again in
the coming years. Kane Brown talked about how he handles
trolls on social media. When it starts to build up
on me, I just look around, look at my wife,
look at my baby. I look at my house, you know,
like I didn't have a house growing up as a kid.
I just literally look around and I'm like, you know,
life can't get any better. And that's just kind of

(12:23):
how I motivate myself. I'm Morgan number two. That's your
skinny dog. It's time for the good news. Bobby Zachary
Jones was in the Army and his service came to
an end when he was medically and honorably discharged at
twenty three years old. His sister, Brianne knew he had
been through a lot, and she wrote a letter to

(12:44):
holes of Land Protection Dogs, which trains dogs for law
enforcement and personal protection. They heard a story and the
owner of the company arranged to surprise him what they
knew service dog. She says, given vet service dogs away
to give back to the community, and it recognized the
soldiers who sacrificed for a country. The event was tell
at the nine to eleven Moral, New York City, a
spot that was meaningful for Zachary. He said, that's the

(13:05):
monument that inspired him to be a soldier, and there
was a whole moment where he got to meet his dog.
And I can tell you, as someone who has worked
with many programs, something that I've been working for a
long time, even the show has done where we have
bought service dogs. They are not easy to get, they're
expensive to train, and they are absolutely needed by vets.
They're like twenty grand to train one of these dogs

(13:27):
to be able to, you know, help with the PTSD
that these vets are going through. You know, one of
the guys that was with a few months ago, he
has nightmares. He can't wake up from his nightmares, his
terrors about when he was serving. But his dog will
wake him up when he starts too and you go
on just a nightmare. You may say that, I hope
you don't say that, but what happens is when you can't.
When you have nightmares all the time, you're not sleeping,
you stay sick. You physically can't get back to being normal.

(13:51):
And you know, you guys know how it is just
mentally emotionally if you're not sleeping, you're off too. But
these dogs do all kinds of stuff. So I read
the story. I wanted to share it with you guys.
I wanted to shout out hold real and protection dogs
because they trained. They made sure that he got his dog.
So there you go. That is what it's all about.
That was tell me something good. Here's a voicemail from
Heston in Tulsa, Oklahoma. I just wanted to see if

(14:14):
you guys would do one of my favorite segments. That
would be a draft. Now you guys could want to
take a break, but it hasn't been done for a
long time. Just thought i'd throw that out there. Just
wanted the call. Yeah, I love the show. I love
what you guys do. Y'all keep it up. I appreciate
that we can do one. We're gonna draft best leading
actors and that means actors are actresses because Actor Assistant Award,

(14:38):
it's an Actor Actress Award. It's best leading actor. So
let's go up first. Drafting will be Morgan number two,
and we'll go around the room in this order, and
then we go backward for the second round, and then
forward again the third round. It's Morgan's time to go first. Morgan,
your draft, first, first pick, best leading actor is well,

(14:59):
Eddie's gonna hate me. I mean, this is the obvious pick.
It's Tom Hanks. Yeah, I mean I hate but who
wouldn't take that number one? That's a strong one. Okay, Raymondo,
you're up second. He parties on yachts with a lot
of women and dates younger women, but he's also a
great actor. Give me Leonardo DiCaprio. That's my first two

(15:21):
in order as well. Just solid picks, ky Leo. Now
it gets a little tricky, but I'm gonna go alright, alright, alright,
I like that one. I'm going Matthew McConaughey as my
first round pick. Amy, I am going matt Damon. Don't

(15:44):
like born. He's all right, and I gotta take him
in a second or third round. But okay, maybe he's
in my head because he's Okay, Eddie, Amy's gonna hate
me for this one. But I'm gonna go with a female,
and I'm going to Reese Witherspoon. That was gonna be
her A good pick, good pick, thank you, thank you. Now,
what we want you to do is go to Bobby

(16:04):
Bones dot com and vote. But don't just vote on
the first round because obviously some people didn't get to
go first. You have to vote on the whole team. Yeah,
don't act like I didn't have Tom Hanks and Leo. Okay, Eddie,
now you get the first pick of the second round.
What do you got? I mean, not my favorite actor,

(16:24):
but I know people love him. This is tough. Oh
should I do this or not? All right, I'm gonna do.
I'm gonna go with The Rock. I mean, he's just
he's a big name. I'm not crazy about his movies,
but I know people love The Rocks. I thought you
were going like Bill Cosby or something. No, people don't
love him, No, no, no, no. I don't care too
much for his movie The Rock. Yeah, all right, Amy, Um,

(16:46):
I am gonna go with one of my favorites, Julia Roberts.
Okay one, okay. Matthew McConaughey as a first round, I
think for the second round, I'm gonna go with Denzel Washington.
I'm fasciate a blame. Ray. Who's the best looking guy
in Hollywood? We all know the answer. It is Brad Pit.

(17:10):
All right, Morgan, you have the last pick of the
second round. Well, he typically plays the voice of God.
So Morgan Freeman. Okay, how I fill that done? Yeah?
I mean he's he's good solid. Yeah. Nobody gave me
a response there, Okay, one more, one more round ago
we start back with Morgan. Morgan. There are lots of

(17:30):
actors on the board. Best leading actor your draft? Go ahead? Gosh,
I don't know if I should go with the female
or male? Oh? Okay, um rip Robin Williams. Wow, interesting pick. Yeah,
well you can pick dead people, of course, can we not? Yeah?

(17:54):
There are no rules, rules what you make them, Raymundo.
It might hurt, I mean, but I think I'll be okay,
not going any women. Give me Will Smith. I was
torn between two people, Will Smith and that person. I'm
about to say, Okay, well who's that now? Because oh,
I guess somebody else popped up in my mind, like

(18:18):
Jim Carrey just popped up in my mind. Am I
before you or after? Now? After me. Why, I just
feel like we're thinking the same person. Jim Carrey popped up,
because I do love some Jim Carrey movies. But I'm
gonna go with Scarlett Johansson. Oh yes, okay, Amy, Okay, Well,
now you just made me think of somebody else because
you said her. But I mean, I know sometimes this

(18:42):
guy can be a little bit cheesy, but I mean
his movies are good. And Tom gun too. It's coming
out soon, So I'm going with Tom cris Eddie final
pick of the draft. All right, I can't believe Bones.
He left him out there, but I'm stealing him and
he's all mine. Give me. I'm a sadler. He's off
my list. I didn't forget him. His movies are great, Yeah,
I like them. I'm shocked by a late actor. Yeah,

(19:03):
I didn't take a l Okay, so look at all three.
I go vote at Bobbybones dot com. But look at
all three. Right, I think that's the key there because
it's a different position. But all our teams are up.
That draft was done for you. Heston and Tulsa, Oklahoma.
Go vote at Bobbybones dot com. Well till the end
of the show, it felt good we hadn't done that
in a while. We have not done that in a while.
All Right, thank you guys. All right, this is Brian

(19:27):
and Texas. Who's on the phone. Hey Brian, what's going
on with you? Meeting my girlfriend? We'll be together for
two years on Saturday. But now she says our relationship
if not going anywhere. She wants to move out or
she's moving out right now as we see um. Because
she says I'm not ready to get married or anything.
But I'm holding her engagement ring in my hand. I
was just gonna ask her on Saturday instead of I

(19:47):
don't even know if I want to ask her to
very me anymore now? Oh? I mean, I'm surprised she
started moving with the ultimatum, not ultimatum first and then
the move. I think it's probably come up. Okay, let
me ask him. Hey, Brian, has she told you before? Hey, Poopa,
get off the pot? No? Okay, interesting, Maybe she doesn't.

(20:10):
I've been married before and it didn't need it well,
and I'm not any harder to get married again and
she knows that. So in your mind, did you already
want to propose to her? This is my question? Are
you rushing? The proposal because of what she's doing, or
were you planning to do it anyway? I was planning
on asking her on Saturday, on our anniversary. And right
now she's already moving her crap. She's back in her

(20:33):
car right now as we speak. He's either way if
he does wait and do it or he doesn't. Now
she's gonna think he's only doing it because she's moving out.
But isn't that kind of what she's why she's doing
it right now? Can we get her on the phone, Yeah,
I feel like it. Hey, two sides to every story.
Probably is she able to be spoken with? Not? Really,
she's not speaking to anything right now. I heard that.

(20:55):
My favorite part of this call so far. He goes, hey,
my first married I didn't work out, Like, yeah, we
didn't think so here here talking about marrying somebody else.
Here he said it didn't end so good. Most don't
end that good if they end. Here's what I would say.
You want to marry her. I hate that she jumped
you by two days, but don't let her move all

(21:16):
the way out. Stop her and say, hey, look I
already have the ring. It's the least romantic way to
do this, but right now you're just executing the plan
in a different way. Hey, look, I'm sorry. I don't
want you to move out. I obviously love you. Here's
the ring I already had. I wanted to do it
on Saturday. I do want to spend my life with you.
I hate that it's got to this point. Do we

(21:38):
need to talk about this? Yes? Yes, but I think
you have to go to her, right you already have
the ring. It's different if you're reacting and you don't
have the ring. Yeah, and can you show that you
bought the ring like a while ago in his pocket
right now? I think I know, but like, is there
some receipt that shows it wasn't a reactionary thing? Like
he already had planned to do this on their anniversary.
But if he already has the ring, don't you think

(21:59):
that's yeah? Yeah, no, I want her to see a
date like my thing is a woman. If I'm doing that,
then I'm like, oh, now he's only doing this. He
really It would mean more to me if he could
show me that he had already had this planned out
before I gave the ultimatum. You know what I'm talking about.
I heard you, but I feel like that receipt is
actually having that ring hard. How do you know when
he bought it? Why don't you buy the rings? Brian,

(22:21):
Amy and are fighting here about this? I need and
he justought solve our fight January. Okay, see that would
be helpful. Do you have a receipt? Brian? Oh yeah,
oh yeah, there you go. Bust out the receipt. Show her.
I've been planning on this. This is what I was
going to do for our anniversary. And now look at
what you've done. Oh that's the best. I wouldn't be

(22:41):
too good for that. A great way to start a marriage.
I was demonstrating what not to do. This is what
I would do. I would stop her because she's probably
a heck cleaned out the pantry by now, just when
you've been talking to us right now live. I would
stop her and go, hey, look, I don't want you
to move out. I'll love you. I wanted to proposet
you on Saturday and then get down on the knee
and propose, and then she's gonna be like, well, you

(23:03):
probably got the ring, and be like bam, here's the
receipt from January. I've always wanted to I think if
you let her go. Now, you're just gonna let your
pride get in the way and you're gonna lose it all.
Don't let you probably get in the way. It's gonna uncomforable,
it's gonna be an award proposal. But you gotta go.
It'll be a good story one day, you know, like, well,
how do you guys get engaged? Well, oh, called radio show, Brian.

(23:27):
You gotta go get her in. You gotta go get
her and propose before she gets all her stuff backed
into the car. But I don't want to gloss over
the fact. At the beginning, he said he doesn't know
if he now wants to propose, anything does hurt, So
he's just saying, yeah, okay, I just don't really challenged. Okay,
all right, Brian, if you don't mind, call us and
let us know after it happens, what happened, all right?

(23:49):
But I feel good, I mean kind of. Hey, we'll see,
I'll feel great about that. I gotta say, yeah, I know.
I was one of the most satisfying calls and solutions.
They ask some traffic cameras now that can tell if
your seat belt is buckled, or if you're on the
phone when you're driving. Oh really, yes, Well, I mean,
so how did they see in through a traffic camera? Okay,

(24:11):
I know, but they can see him that good. They
can zoom in on all kinds. Now, Okay. They're deploying
new traffic camera technology. They can detective of cars front
seat documents are buckled up, or if the drivers using
their cell phone. The technology recently completed a real world
evaluation a four point eight million cars. They detected fifteen
thousand cell phone in twenty two hundred seat belt in fractions.
Who's not wearing their seat belt? That's crazy. I understand
people on the phone. Yeah, I get that. Yeah, people

(24:33):
do that. Who's not wearing their seat belt? My dad
sometimes like doesn't want to wear a seat belt? What's
wrong with you? Does that? You know? But back in
the day when people were like, I'm not wearing a masks,
people can't tell me what to do, that was the
seatbelt fight. That was the It was the exact same thing,
how things change but stay the same. That was the
argument then, like we don't want to wear seat belts.
It's our body, our life, And it was a huge

(24:55):
that was the controversy. Then it became masks. But the
cameras you artificial intelligence to analyze the images forward and
potential violations they give him to the authorities. Good and bad.
Good could you're like, all right, you need to have
seatbelt on, don't be on your phone. Bad, because like,
all right, gives a breaks up starting everything we do.
You know what else blows my mind is when I
see someone writing a motorcycle without a helmet in some

(25:17):
states as legal. Yeah, but it's not cool, I know.
But I'm like, what are you doing? One little thing?
And it's the bugs to me? Slapping your Samy's pile
of stories. So Priscilla Block shared a story about how
one time she was performing on stage at like the

(25:40):
Nashville Palace and Randy Travis happened to be in the audience.
She was struggling at the time, could barely pay rent.
I mean, Randy didn't know all that, but he enjoyed
what was going on up there. So he went and
bought a jacket from the Nashville Palace. Then he signed it,
and then he handed it over to them and said, hey,
auction this off to people in the crowd and give
all the money to Priscilla and her Wow, she said

(26:02):
it came at like the perfect time because literally she
couldn't bear her in and that because of that a
simple gesture, it helped her struggling band. You guys may
not hoo Perscilla block is because she's brand new, but
she's a brand new female artist. She she was on
our show months ago whenever. She was just blown up
on TikTok. But that's a that's a pretty crazy story,
did she Oh? And the story just came to me
that I was interviewing her for like a red carpet
thing for the iHeart Music Awards, and she told me

(26:25):
that she was walking down the street in Nashville, was
wearing a Taylor Swift shirt and Taylor Swifter of bye
and stopped her and and like she sat she got
a selfie with Taylor because Taylor rolled down the window
and was like, hey love your shirt. Am that crazy?
I saw Nick Jonas do that on TikTok like a
week ago, some girls walking her dog with a Jones
brother short and I was like one time, no, I

(26:46):
saw somebody in a B Team shirt and I was like, hey,
B Team and they were like, I got this is
a thrift store. I don't know who you are WEIRDO
oh yeah, awkward. So a study found that we hit
our peak financial recklessness when we're twenty two years old,
and it usually takes a rude awakening to get people
to pay attention to their finances, like maybe having a

(27:07):
kid or applying for some sort of loan and then
you realize like, oh well, I got to button it
up and get it together. So at what age do
you think you were most reckless with your money? Never?
I was broke my whole life, so at twenty two.
I was having to pay rent and bills at seventeen,
So for me, I had to be extremely mature. Now

(27:27):
now you're a little reckless. I mean the most because
I have disposable income a little bit, you know, so
I'm not I'm still not reckless. Oh yeah, I mean
for the longest time too, you overpaid bills and companies
Finally how to call you and be like stopped. I
just felt like I was gonna get fired and I'm
not gonna have enough money to pay my bill. So
if I overpay them every month, I'll have a couple
months of bills already being paid. But then I was

(27:48):
told I had to stop doing that, all right, what else.
So a mom accidentally walked off with someone else's kid
at a grocery store their kids. It was like an
accidental kidnapping, Like she did not mean to take another child,
but she was distracted at the grocery store. She was
with her toddler, and her daughter was wearing a dress,
a pink coat and a hat, and the other girl

(28:09):
was wearing something similar, and the other mom like had
to run up and be like, blah blah blah, that's
my kid. They ended up laughing it off like everything
was fine, but not looking at her face. No. I mean,
I think that the little girl came up and was
like clinging to her, so she was like, oh, this
must be mine. We're leaving, and then she started to
walk off with her. And nobody is in any trouble,

(28:31):
but just a good reminder I investigate that again. It's
little fishing. I could pick up all my kids blindfold
and I tell you which one it was. There's no
way I can just pick up them and not see
their face and be like, no, it's definitely my kid.
She was distracted anything at the grocery store. That's crazy,
all right, I'm amy, that's my pile that was Amy's
pile of stories. It's time for the good news, Okay,

(28:57):
so get this. In March of twenty twenty, before the
pan pandemic kicked in, this woman, Suzanne just started dating
the sky Oliver. She lived in New York, he lived
in Canada. But they thought, well, we'll just date and
be able to see each other on and off. Well,
then two weeks later the borders shut down, so she
was in New York, he was in Canada, and they
have not been able to see each other this entire time,

(29:18):
but they continued dating over zoom, FaceTime, phone calls, whatnot.
And they finally saw each other and were reunited for
the first time. He took like a train, two buses,
two planes. He finally made it to Buffalo to see
her again, and they're excited to you know, give it
a go in person, risky, but this is a movie.

(29:38):
I know. He just hope he didn't put on like
seventy pounds or have a third foot or something. You know,
anything can happen, anything can happen in that time. But
good for them. I love a good love story. Yeah, planes, trains,
and automobiles. It took her two planes and a train,
it says he took a train, two buses, and two
planes to make it to Buffalo. Interesting, a little dramatic,

(29:59):
smart one plane in a rental car. Maybe. All right,
that's a good story. That's what it's all about. That
was tell me something good about twenty minutes away from
Miranda Lambert being right here on the Bobby Bone Show.
Over to Amy Now with the Morning Corny, Morning Corny.

(30:19):
Why didn't Han Solo enjoy his steak dinner? Why didn't
Han Solo enjoy his steak dinner? It was chewy chuvacca.
That's what do you call schewbacca? I love it, I
let it go. I guess that's funny to Star Wars. Yeah,
all right, there you go. That was the Morning Corny.

(30:42):
A lot of listeners were asking about this old Bronco
we bought it, broke down the side of the road
and we had a whole issue with it. We took
it in to get an emissions test. It failed, Oh no, no,
And then we go to get tax because you have
to get an emission tess to get tags, and we
try to get the tags for it and they're like,
you can make it an antique. Oh yeah, it won't
pass emissions, but you can make it an antique, but
you can only drive it on weekends and holiday and parades.

(31:09):
I don't know what's happening here. I don't know to
call out the dealers shop we got it from. But
not right, nor all right, Miranda Lambert. In about ten minutes,
a TSA worker posted advice I want to do if
you've lost or forgotten your ID when you're flying, because
I think we've all had that nightmare where it's like
I gotta get on an airplane, I can't find my wallet,

(31:30):
I can't find my driver's license. No, I mean I've
showed up without my driver's license. What do you have
to do? I think that they let me use a
credit card and something else to like prove myself. Maybe
my husband is a witness that I was able to
fly though. First of all, they will not accept a
photo of your ID, so don't bother, like, don't show

(31:50):
them a picture of your ID. You should bring two
forms of ID that have your name on them, like
maybe a bill. Here, here's a clip of a TikTok
video of a guy yes they work or telling us,
go ahead and bring whatever you have with your name
on it. If you have a picture of your ideal
on your phone. Sorry, that doesn't help, we can't use it.
You could bring a debit card, credit card, certificate, prescription,

(32:12):
two forms or something like that with your name on it.
If you have absolutely nothing and you can't provide us anything,
come early because you have to go through a phone
system so we could verify your identity. What's the process?
They tell me the truth? My name? Come early? Like,
how are they if you have nothing? Now in the

(32:33):
world do they identify you? Don't know? Fay time, A
bunch of people whose this person? How they google you?
That's Instagram. Yeah, they can do a lot of stuff probably,
But there you go. That's it. If you do lose it,
I always thought you just didn't get to go home. No,
I've made it. Yeah, we heard Instagram influencers who don't

(32:54):
clearly state that they've edited photos could be fined or
imprisoned in Norway to a new law. What especially if
it's like an advertisement, because they're like, hey, get fit,
I'm taking this fit thing and they'll tell you they edited. Yeah.
The law also applies to add posts on other social
media platforms like Facebook, TikTok, Twitter, Snapchat in Norway, advertisers

(33:14):
and influence was paid by advertising will have to clearly
label Instagram posts if they've been retouched. I mean, jail
seems hard. I feel like they should have to be acknowledged,
that the retouching should have to be acknowledged. It's just
like a societal rule because it sets unfair expectations on
people like, hey, look how fit I am and they
they've trimmed up their waist and it's not real. I mean,

(33:36):
I does that extend across all platforms of like print ads,
because I feel like those are touched up. I would
assume the weird thing about Caitlin too. I was reading
someone was like, oh, we know she edits our pictures.
She doesn't care enough of Editagram to editor pictures. She's
never she doesn't know how to edit anything. She would
have put a filter on something barely that's different. Yeah,
but she doesn't. I was like, we know she edits

(33:57):
her and I told her she's like, she was like,
I never edited a dank thing. She didn't even want
to be an influence if she has a bunch followers
because she's my fiance and that's pretty much it. They
were getting on her two on the internet because I's like,
she lived in La before here, and she was like, yeah,
I went to grad school out there because my brother
was living out there. What she was like, I went
back to get my masters and I picked a college
from my brother lived so I could go out there.

(34:18):
Sheet many they pound her on the internet for almost
no reason. I say almost because I think people get
irritated to me. Sometimes they pound her phone because they
don't like me. Yeah. I did see on Facebook a
listener said this it's about mayor of Eastown, which is
on HBO Max. She goes since the Biybone Show hyped
it out, but thought I'd give it a go. Started

(34:39):
watching it. Midway to the first episode. I kept wondering
why they weren't doing a better job introducing the plot
or the characters, but I just kept watching. When I
watched the next episode, I realized I actually watched the
final episode first, so Eddie didn't ruin the ending for me.
My stupidity ruined the ending for me. I watched the
show on Amazon, The Marvelous Miss mazel Oh after one

(35:00):
Emmy's is that good? And I was like, I can
I wait to watch this show? And I watched it,
and I watched three episodes. I'm like, I don't get
it season three. I started season three episode one, I
didn't and I already knew what was happening then, so
I never started season one. That makes sense. Yeah, I'm
an idiot, dude. I was like, you don't get the
first three episodes on The Bobby Bones Show. Now, Miranda Lambert, Miranda,

(35:24):
how are you hi? I'm good. Do you have another song?
And it feels like now because I know there was
what some were saying was kind of like a dry
span for number one for you, even though your music
was killing it. Do you feel like you're in a
different groove than the groove you were in prior? Yeah,
I'm like, I, you know, was surprised and happy about Bluebird,

(35:44):
but um settling down coming in behind. It's like, I
don't know, it feels like a little fresh start because
it wasn't like an eight year gap for for chart positioning.
You're ride though I was still putting up to the music,
but I like sitting here talking about it for sure. Yeah. Well,
and you deserve to talk about it too. And I
don't mean that as insulting in anyway, but because again,
you put out a record that dominated everything, but it

(36:07):
was like, for some reason, radio and it's like, I
talk about them because I don't really pick music, but
for some reason radio wasn't playing those songs as Still,
that record was probably the biggest record of your career.
Am I making any sense at all? Yeah? Absolutely, it
didn't make sense. I think it was just like the
formatting at the time, or you know, it was that
time where it was pretty much all men for a
little bit and we all talked about it, and I'm

(36:28):
so glad that part of the conversation is over because
it's kind of balancing back out. But yeah, I don't
know what it was. Just something was off and I
just had a gap there for a minute. If I
were to go to your new bar, how likely is
it that I see you? Because every time I look online,
I felt like I see you there. Do you just
go one to take like a thousand pictures in different
clothes and they go like, hey, load this up there,

(36:49):
or do you actually just swing by there randomly? I've
been sneaking by there, Like my parents were in town
last weekend. I took them and we had Sunday fun
Day there, which turned into it was supposed to be
like time Sunday Funday, and it turned into all day
Sunday Funday and John Party stopped by and we ended
up two step and so I mean, honestly, it's really
nice because I have a place I can go and

(37:10):
be part of what's going on on Broadway. But it's
in like a little bit of a safe environment. They've
got an area for me to get to go be
part of it. But like you know, it's fun to
have a spot, and I love the food and drinks.
So yeah, it's really it's been a blast. I see
everybody getting back out on the road. Are you going
to be announcing any thing soon where you're like, here

(37:30):
I am, I'm about to hit it again. We're gonna
go back out next year and do our own thing,
but this year I'm back on fair and festival duty.
I saw a clip of you and your husband singing
karaoke or maybe it was a picture now it was
a clip, and then you talk about going out. Does
he sing it all or was that just for fun?
Like would he come out on a stage show and
sing with you? He would? Should he? I don't think so.

(37:52):
He loves it my one of my best friends is
sings that girl with me, Gwyn and she was like,
we should get Brendon up to do a song with us,
and I was like, he'll never leave the stage if
he gets up there. Like he's just one of those
naturally like fun loves entertaining people. And so we did some.
We did karaoke at the Castle of the opening, we
did Grease to Grease songs and he can sing okay,

(38:14):
but he's more about the performance. He just loves it.
Let's talk about settling down for a second. You wrote
this with Natalie Himby and Luke Dick, And I'm always
curious about when when you walk into the room that day,
did someone already have this idea walking in you know,
kind of give me the genesis of settling down as
the songwriter. I think the day we wrote settling down,
I had written that in my phone, like settling up

(38:36):
or settling down. But I think the day that we
wrote that as the day I actually walked in there
and told him that I got married, because I didn't
tell anyone. And so you know, Natalie's a long time
friend of mine and looks a newer friend of mine.
But I think that song was based around me just
going I did something crazy, So it's kind of funny that,
you know, and it's actually Brendan's favorite song on the record,

(38:58):
and he's the one that was pushing, pushing, trying to
get this to be a single, so I have to
give him credit for that. If you demand that the
song is a single, will the record company just go,
you got it, Miranda, or if they're like, this is
just not Like who wins that battle. I usually don't
win a lot of those battles. But I also stopped
fighting them because, like you know, I can also I've

(39:19):
had moments where I'm like, surely this is a hit,
and then it's guys at twenty four, so like, I
don't I believe that they have to do the work
for They're the ones out there, you know, boots on
the ground, like promoting this thing. So I trust when
they say we really believe in this one, and you know,
but I have my opinions and sometimes win or lose.
But you know, Tequila Does was a song that I

(39:40):
wanted to be out, but I wasn't sure about radio
playing it. So it has had its own other moments
going on too, So I kind of won in that way.
I guess that battle with Tequila does the new remixes out?
What was the reason to kind of make the song
all different. I've never done a remix before, and I
went to a I did a private show and I

(40:01):
was just in my regular country version of it, and
everybody was dancing their asses off to Tequila does the
regular version. And I might have been under the influence
of alcohol after the show, but I'd call a manager.
She was there actually, and I was like, we should
do a remix and see if that's anything, And so
she followed up on it, and um, we did it
with my friend. It's telemetry, but my new friend Jesse Fraser,

(40:23):
and I loved it. I was like, this is fun.
It wasn't actually a remix. I had to recut it
because we didn't cut it to a click track and
so it was just basically a fresh little summer vibe.
I don't know, but we had to lose sounds fun
to me. Where in your set list do you play
house to build me? Halfway through? Is that when the
crowd gets the quietest or sings the loudest, they sing

(40:45):
the loudest. They really do, and you know, like I
still crow on that one. Like certain nights it'll hit
me hard, like especially if I'm playing at home, like
when I was playing Billy Bob's a couple of months ago.
My whole family was in the crowd, and I had
and I hadn't been to Billy bob been so long,
but I kind of started there and so I went
into the first line instantly started bawling the crowd, saying
the whole song, which is it's really cool to have

(41:08):
songs in your in your catalog that are that movie.
Do you think you could start the song and really
in the crowd sing the entire song if you just
played the chords they have they do. They helped me
through it, for sure. It's a great song. You know.
I didn't write it, but I'm so thankful I got
my hands on it because it's been such a staple
for my career all these years. Miranda Lambert song with
us right now? What are you watching right now? That's

(41:30):
that's any good that you would recommend to our listeners.
I'm on the Harry Potters for the first time in
my life, and I'm on this the last movie we
have left to watch, and my husband and I had
a trade. He watched Lonesome Dove and Tombstone and I
watched Harry Potter, so we had a deal. So I've
never seen Harry Potter either, So tell me as someone
who's just experiencing it as an adult, is it still

(41:53):
wonderful or was it wonderful for kids? It's pretty wonderful.
I mean the books were I couldn't get into the books,
but now that I've seen the movies, I probably could
go back. Because it is hard to start in your
thirties start on the Harry Potters, but the movies are
pretty great. Miranda, congratulations. Always good to talk to you,
just so much. I would say, you know, good luck
with all the success, but you you basically own everything,

(42:14):
all success in all ways, So thank you. I'm excited
for your wedding and I wish you all the happy
happiness on that day and moving forward because everybody knows
it's a hard road, but I are you talking about
it all the time and it sounds like plans are made. Well.
I was feeling pretty good till you know it's a
hard road. I felt like she's like, hey, good luck,
it's gonna be great. Sometimes I'm not sugarcoating like marriage is.

(42:38):
It's a great road, it's a good friendship, but it's work.
If it's work, and it's worth it. So then let
me ask you one question about that, because it's not
like you've been married twenty years, like you're freshly into
a marriage here, okay, but still you're still freshly into
this marriage. What's the hardest thing about the first year
or two years of being married? Um? I heard you

(43:01):
on that show the other day talking about the in
law situation that you're in, like honeymoon phase with your
in laws. I thought it was normal phase. I thought
there's gonna be awesome always. Oh that's a real thing.
It might change a ten. All right, Well, hey, thank you, Miranda.
Good to talk to you, and hopefully I'll see you soon.
I see you later, all right, by bye, it's time

(43:22):
for the good news. Ready. There was a fourth of
July parade in a little town of Missouri and the
martial arts guys, the karate guys were on afloat and
one of the instructors looks down at some of the
crowd members and they're like, oh my gosh, somebody's like
passed out. So they look and they check for a pulse.
There's no pull. Somebody is their heart has stopped completely.

(43:43):
So the instructors jump off. One starts doing CPR, the
other one starts assisting. Next thing, you know, the guys
alive and they saved his life. Do you watch soccer
match that happened? Yes? I was watching that live? Is
that England? Was he on the England team Denmark? Okay,
because they're in the finals, right, Yes, they just lost?
Oh they they just lost? Okay, Well, Amy, did you
see this? Basically died on the on screen crazy, and

(44:05):
they kept cameras on him as they were resuscitating him.
I mean they did resusitate. They showed CPR and everything happening,
and then he came back to life. He's alive and well,
and they were like, he's down in America. We'd cut
off that crap, that's right. We wouldn't have shown them
like that. But they were pretty much doing play by
play while it was happening. It was the dandiest thing.
You're going, what shouldn't they It's like when a streaker

(44:26):
runs on the field that it kept camera on the
whole time and like commentated, But this was like far
more serious than yeah, but then he came back to
life and they saved him, just like that story. I'm
liking all these CPR save life stories now because I
saw that live. But you also are trained in CPR.
That's true because your foster kids, do you kind of
hope one day you get to use it? No? No,
no, no no no, you never want to be in that situation.
That's how you're different. The lunchbox, I feel like he

(44:47):
would be aking no way. All right, that's what it's
all about. Right there. That was tell me something good.
Let's go talk to Robbie in California. Bobby, you're on
the show. What's happening, Bud? Good morning, studio morning. How
are you doing? We're doing pretty good man. I'll see

(45:10):
my good friend Geste Panie yesterday. I'm the pioneer. Oh
so an episode of Breaking Bobby Bones, I had to
go do some some deep net fishing out off San Francisco.
Vomited for two days. Oh I don't think back. Finally,
in that episode, if and I don't know if any
of our listeners have ever been on a cruise, I
have not, but as soon as I got on and
that boat started shaking, I vomited. And then as soon

(45:32):
as we got further out and the boat started shaking more,
I vomited more. And then I continue to vomit for
two days. And as you know, if you get bad
car sick, I get so carsick riding passenger, sometimes driving,
which is weird. Yeah, I've never heard of that. Sometimes
sometimes going down an elevator, I'll get car sick. If
I'm not focused on a number on a button and

(45:52):
I'm going down an elevator, I get queasy. And so
it doesn't matter what I'm doing. If I'm scrolling my
phone and i'm walking, who I will get car sick.
Does anyone out there have it as bad as I do?
Maybe it's because my vision is so bad. I only
have one eye that works. Yeah, that could be related.
I'm not sure that it is. I like to assign
blame two things, but I only have one eye that works,

(46:16):
so I think maybe there's a balance issue. So, but
I get car sick or motion sick at everything. We're
out on this fishing boat. It was the episode of
Breaking Bobby Bones. It's I don't know if it's not
Disney Plus yet, but it aired last week on nat
GEO and just vomited to the point where I couldn't
even see straight to think like you're thinking, but you're
so ill that there's nothing you can do about it.

(46:39):
Also forgot out a caller on hold on me and
let me go back to him. Sorry about that, Robbie.
So you saw you saw the episode, and what do
you think? As a matter of fact, I meant that
I'm just falling into my warehouse. It's Pier forty flight
where you set sales fame right now? Oh nice, that's
part of the Francisco. I thought it was great job,
crucial fish, a little bit yourself and a very close

(47:03):
what you did well, it was something definitely difficult. It
was really proud of what we were able to do
after the show. For him, that whole show's about giving back,
you know. I know the hook is the stunt, but
there's there's a little stunt thing that I do on there,
but mostly it's about people that have gone through a
lot and that we give back to. So we did
two more last night, which is fantastic. It was the

(47:24):
only episode had to get pulled from You guys can
watch that. It's just what a trip. Only one more
week of the show left. So next week of the
final two, and that's the one where I have to
go out and fight bears and wolves in Montana. But
it's the possum really cute in person? No, oh want
last nights? Yeah? No, no, it looks so cute. Disgusting?

(47:44):
Why was it Paul's bloody though? Oh, I don't know.
What do you mean? I don't know they look maybe
they were just pink? Well where were they? I was
looking at a picture you posted on Instagram? Ok, so
this is what happened. So last night's episode I had
to go under and find skunks and post and but
what had happened was this guy I was with who
lives right here. He saves he doesn't kill them. He

(48:06):
used to work at a job where they were like
he need to kill these animals, and he's like, I'm
not doing this. So all I'm doing I'm finding the animals.
And we took them back out into the forest and
let them go. But what happened was once you put
them in that cage, sometimes they start popping the cage
with their paw to get out. Okay, that's probably what
it was, makes sense, But we let that possum out
of the cage last night, that thing runs off three feet,
turns around, looks at me, and starts coming back at me.

(48:26):
He's like, what do you do? I started here, I
started running backward. You probably saw the woods buzz like,
what do you want me to do out here? I'll
go back to the neighborhood. I need a crawl space
at skunks Um. Thank you for the call. Thank you
guys so much for all your support. The first eight
episodes were on Disney Plus. We have one more week
of it next week. If you can watch, that would
be great. Hopefully we get to do a season two.

(48:47):
I don't know where we are, and that it's an
expensive show to produce. It was getting great ratings. I
know July four we didn't get that good ratings because well,
I don't think people were at home July fourth. We
looked at the numbers and were like, oh, July fourth,
do that good? And I was like, well, I don't
even watch it. July four were maybe people could go
back because they're retro because that was such a special episode. Yeah,

(49:09):
so thank you all. I just appreciative. Nuts off for now.
Let's go over and do the news. Bobby's story. Richard
Branson reached space on a test flight for Virgin Galactic
before going back to Earth and touching down safely. Sunday,
did you watch any of the clips amazing? Yes? Didn't

(49:29):
you think it was amazing? I did. I thought it
was amazing, and I was like, wow, I might I
maybe changed my perspective of going to space one day.
I thought it was cool, but unless you're going to
the moon, I ain't that in press what but to
still make it up there you're looking back at Earth.
My head says that was cool. But I've already seen
people go to the moon. Yeah, okay, all right, you

(49:51):
got to go to the moon right away. I don't know.
Space is pretty cool. He's floating. I agree it was cool.
I love it, like, can't get enough of it. But
I've already seen people go of the moon, So for
me it's tough to go wow, mind blown because I've
seen people go further than that already on a rocket ship.
It's cool. I think it's great. And what it's going
to do, like Elon Musk, what he's doing this is

(50:12):
these are people spending their own money to figure this
crap out, and it's a government. Jeff Bezos This is
Richard Branson. That's it's it really is great for what
we're going to do. For this is the first step
in mini Unless you're one small step for man and
you're on Mars, it's gonna be hard to impress me
at this point. Okay, but it was cool to see
Mary because it was the first time someone had done this.

(50:34):
Richard Branson, who earned his pilot's license. By the way,
he wasn't piloting this though. Well, he was up on
the front, wasn't he. Yeah, he's up there. He tested
the astronaut cabin experience. He and the crew experience zero gravity.
Here's his message from space once. The zero gravity thing
would be awesome, though just in general, I'd like to

(50:57):
go to one of these. Yeah, you can go, even
go to y'all go to space camp. My kids, I'm
the old guy here. Eat dehydrated ice cream. Here is
the message from zero gravity, Richard Branson to all you
kids down there. I was once a child with a
dream looking up to this start. Now I'm an adult

(51:18):
in the spaceship with lots of other wonderful adults looking
down to our beautiful, beautiful to the next generation of dreamers.
If we can do this. Just imagine what you can do. Hey,
those people behind them are drunk. I think that sounds
like a party. They're high on anti gravity. Here he

(51:38):
is talking about the successful flight everything I had envisioned
it would be, and a thousand times better. I mean,
it's absolutely impossible to give it, to describe it unless
you're actually doing it. From the north to three thousand
miles an hour in eight seconds, to getting into space
and the complete silence, the complete beauty outside and just

(52:00):
at the end of it, just unbuckling and then just
taking off and floating and looking out through these enormous
windows are beautiful Earth with a wonderful, wonderful team of people.
Pretty cool, don't get it twisted. I think it's cool.
But for me to come in eyes wide open, like wow,
I've seen people go to the moon. Okay, fun fact,
Oh like a fuss. Only Monday. It's not even a Friday.

(52:23):
This is like bonus. Okay, So did you you know
on the spacecraft there's like a it looks like an eye,
like an iris painted on there. Okay, did you know
you'll you'll see it now that you know that it's there.
That's actually Stephen hawkins Ie. They took it and blew
it up. I know it's actually it's yeah, yeah, and

(52:44):
it's on there, blown up, but it doesn't look like
an eye from Afar. But if you look up close,
you see it's his eye. And he's actually the one
that named the spacecraft too. That's pretty cool. Yeah, all right,
thanks story, it's cool. I agree, But you know what,
I've been really cool Fanta sine some aliens. It's like dad,
he got some pictures to something they couldn't explain. Now
we're talking. The age old question is finally answered. Why

(53:06):
do dogs circle before they hit number two? There are
a couple of theories, but there's a new one, and
I'm telling you it ain't true from my bulldog. The
first one is they think the dogs need that three
hundred and sixty degree look to make sure that nothing's
going to attack them before they get in that vulnerable position.
That I can I'm down with makes sense. Stanley's got

(53:26):
his one Spoty goes it has a little circle bit
bit bootoop boop boop poop, that's what he does. The
other one, they say, is a strong belief in the
magnetic field theory. This one claims that dogs use the
force of earth magnetic fields to choose their bathroom place,
presuming the north south axis of the Earth. No zero
percent chance, at least not with my dog. He does

(53:47):
not care anything about a north south axis of anything. So,
but they do have to get in an extremely vulnerable
position to use the bathroom. I mean, so, do we
think about what someone walks in on you and you're
sitting on the toilet. How vulnerable do you feel? Right then?
If they wanted to attack you, then you're dead. Why
what are you gonna do you're sitting on a toilet.

(54:08):
You wouldn't first, you'd be like, hold on many pants up,
I gotta do a lot cleaning back there. Also, it's
a lose lose for both people. That's that's one of
the rare situations in life where everybody loses. If someone
leaves a door unlocked and you open it, you walk in,
and someone sitting on the toilet, you both just lost.
Nobody gained anything, and you both are worse. For the

(54:29):
person in the bathroom lost more. You know what, I
don't know about that because anytime, a couple of times
in my life I've walked in on someone sitting down
I'm like, oh my god, and I walk out and
then I'm embarrassed even look him in the eyes for
the next year. Yeah, yeah, exactly, you both lose. Finally,
in the news, a lottery drawing comes up zero zero zero,
nearly ten thousand tickets win. Well, people, a lot of

(54:52):
people pick up the North Carolina Education the lottery said
Friday afternoon. The pick three resulted in nine thousand and
three hundred and seven tickets winning. The top prize is
two hundred fifty bucks for a fifty cent ticket, five
hundred bucks for one dollar ticket, and so they got
everybody wins, saying can you imagine you finally win the

(55:13):
lottery just split it with nine thousand people? Good? I
can't because that's what would happen to me. Yeah, that
is what would happen. I never watched movies, but watched
a few movies. I watched The Tomorrow War on Amazon,
which is a big Chris Pratt movie. Way too long,
great premise, pretty good movie. I give it three and

(55:33):
a half aliens. Aybody, I was watched Tomorrow War in
the in the room Morgan you did, Yeah, I did.
Thought it was very long. I wasn't as confused, as
everybody said that I would be. I like really enjoyed it,
but I told you you'd be confused. Well yeah, like
everybody was talking about it online. They were like, it's
super confusing, and I was like, well, I wasn't confused.
I didn't think I wasn't that confused either. Yeah. Yeah,
I thought it was like pretty straightforward. But I was

(55:53):
definitely like, this could have been like an hour and
a half long movie. What do you give it? Three
out of five? Creepy aliens. I love future movies, time
travel movies. I kind of like alien movies. So I
gave it three out of five. So we're trading movies though.
So because we watched The Tomorrow War, Kaitlin wanted to
watch Father of the Bride, which I'd never seen. So

(56:14):
good is I give it three out of five veils?
What that's it? Three? It just doesn't hold up. It's
pretty good And Steve Martin's one of my favorite people ever,
one of my favorite books I've ever you know, read,
but it just doesn't really hold up. Wow, you read
Father of the Bride, No, but a read born standing
up three times his book. I love Steve Martin, like

(56:35):
I watched his clips from the seventies on and on.
So we watched that, and I give that three out
of five veils for today. I'm sure in ninety one
when it came out, i'd have been like, oh under tuxedos. Gosh,
especially with you getting married, Like I just thought, feel
it a little more judge nier for what it was.
Maybe I can. I can separate myself from the arts. Okay.

(56:56):
And then I watched Black Widow, and I'll tell you,
I know you guys watched it. I didn't think I'm
not good? Really what? Yeah, I give it. I give
it three out of five Avengers. I thought it was slow.
Is fine? You just hand it out three threes now,
three out of five, three point five, three point five
and three Okay, But I thought it was fine. I

(57:17):
did not think it was great. I think, and I
love The Avenger by the way. I love the Avengers,
love superhero movies. Loved WandaVision, loved whatever the Loki. One
more episode of that and then that shows awesome. Yeah,
didn't love him. The Black Widow thought it was fine. No,
you watched it, you liked it? Yeah? I liked it.
My daughter liked it. We were fans. We gave it

(57:39):
four out of five. Okay, okay, give it five out
of five. See why I don't think I'm gonna give
it a five. Also a little too long? Why do
we have to make movies two and a half hour long?
Make him an hour and a half and give us
two Just stop cutting halfway through and be like, all right,
that's the end of the first movie. Now let's start
shooting the second movie. Yeah, Gottli man, you know I

(58:00):
will look at the times of movies. He'd be like,
do I ever want to watch that? And if it's
over two hours? I have to go. I don't have
enough time right now. But do I want to stop
and watch again later? Crazy? I want to watch a
fifteen second TikTok. It's all I have a time for
right now. You watch it, Eddie. I did. I did.
And my thing is we watched Friday night movies with
pizza and stuff, and most of the time it fall asleep.

(58:21):
I did not fall asleep during Black Widow, which to
me is great, and I enjoyed the movie bones. I
gave it four and a half. The girl who plays
her sister, is she really Russian? I don't think so
because the accident was not very no, no, okay, Black
wid we go from Russia. I was like, don't sound Russian.
It's directed me multi cycle and I I think I've

(58:44):
heard like Rocky four. Sure he was Russian. If he died,
he does, so he really was Russian. Movie Mike, you
saw Black Widow, your thoughts good? Not great, not one
of the best Marvel movies I've seen him, But I
thought it was worth the way it's if you have
Disney Plus. It was twenty nine ninety nine. Yeah, you

(59:04):
had to pay for yeah, which again I was like,
I gotta paper something for something, but it was gonna
be at the movies and I'd rather watch it at
home for twenty five twenty nine bucks and drive the movies. Oh,
I would have spent more because we made popcorn at home,
so about popcorn at the theater, Like, I would have
spent more than that at the movie theater. So I
was fine with it. So Black Widow good. I saw
it crushed. And then here's what I did over on

(59:25):
Disney Plus because that's where Breaking Bobby Bones is. They
have trending and you can see all the biggest shows
that are trending and I was like, let me go
look over and see where Breaking by Bones is on
the trending list A lot. I mean hopefully it was,
and I click it in the top ten things. It's
like Black Widow and nine kids cartoons. Oh not Breaking
by Bones. No, but it's like, I guess most people
just watched that for kids. They just keeping off with
their kids all the time. A lot of Disney cartoons.

(59:46):
Yeah yeah, And my feelings won't really hurt because it
was a bunch of kids cartoons. If it was like
Anthony Borda, I know who's the guy that it's on
before me? Oh yeah, Gordon Ramson. Rams but love that guy.
If it was him, I'd have been like, oh, he
got me. But it was like Pooky goes to the playhouse.
But dide you guys think it's cool. After everyone watched

(01:00:07):
Black Widow, your face was on Disney Plus like huh oh,
it comes on like as soon as the movie's over,
then it goes to the main screen. It was breaking
Bobby no way. They know you're my cousin, Like Eddie
wants to see this. They're listening all right. So that
those are our movie reviews. By the way, Loki. The
final episodes out Wednesday. It's it might be the best one. Really,

(01:00:31):
you loved the wand division Division. It took a minute
to get into. Okay, what do you have on your paper?
I was just so I had an article that said
that Loki had the biggest Marvel series Disney Plus premiere,
like so far, like seven hundred thirty one million minutes
of viewing time. But that means nothing to me. It's like,
during July fourth, there were seventeen billion Hot Dog runs consumed,

(01:00:52):
and I'm like, but what does that mean for me?
Break it down per person? I don't know what that means.
And you could also be making that up. How do
you know? Yeah, forty two jillion chicken wings we're eating
New Year's z. I always fall for those. I'm only man,
it's a lot. Yeah, that's a lot, because you can
also just make up anything you want. All right, hit us? Oh,

(01:01:12):
I got let me grab I promise calls. I know
I gotta go to break, but I'm not doing it.
I promise some calls. This is Triva and Kansas. Hi Triva,
good morning, Welcome to the show. Hi, good morning studio morning.
Um So earlier I was talking about or listening to
you talk about motion sickness and vomiting, and I think

(01:01:32):
maybe you suffer from vertigo. Um. Possibly, I don't know
what that is, but if there's a chance I suffer
from it, I probably do ibs, vertigo, color blindness, all
of it in your ear, like with your equilibrium, Like
don't you have a lot of allergy issues. I do
make a feeling of sea sickness, car sickness, like getting

(01:01:55):
like any little like I have it really bad. Um,
I'm in a camp, like even in the motion of
a camper for the next like two or three days,
I'll feel that motion sickness, or like getting off of
a boat. I can't do it a camper if it's
still like parked, like yeah, even just a little bit
of balance, um, off of a a boat, like any small

(01:02:16):
like similar to an elevator, just a small movement under
your feet, and then you feel like you're just woozy
or just your head's spinning. But I get that motion
sickness whatever I do sometimes walking and scrolling my phone.
It's just terrible. Well, you should go to the doctor
for that vertigo. I'm a doctored out popped in my mind.
I've been to so many doctors about so many things

(01:02:38):
at all my brain stuff that I was in every week. Well,
then I'm sure they looked I got. So here's the story.
I never been to a chiropractor, and no offense to anybody.
It's a chiropractor because forever I didn't believe in them,
because I was just told not to believe in them.
And I was always like, that's in the rich people
to go to chiropractors. I don't even want to go
to the doctor. I didn't know any think about chiropractors.

(01:02:58):
And so Kaitlyn has Kaitlyn loves this chiropractic that comes
over and like does hurt something in her hip is
messed up? And she just believes in it. And I'm like, well,
Kaitlyn's way smarter than I am. And I've always been
anti but for dumb reasons because I'm not I don't
think about it. Chiropractic comes over and I said, I've
got this calf injury that I have not been able

(01:03:18):
to shake for a year and that's in the muscle.
And she's like, well, let me take a look. I'm
see bits up and she does some stuff and like crack,
not even cracks really, just like move stuff around. And
then she like pet said, She's like, oh yeah, you
should be good there. And I said, I had this
injury on my shoulder from Dancing with the Stars two
years ago that I cannot shake. I've been to the dot.
I had to Cortizone shot me all the time just

(01:03:39):
to get through the show. She's like, let me look
at it lines me up. Does you know it hits
me on the boat with a paddle. No, that didn't happen.
I'm just kidding at that. Whatever booo boooo. And so
whatever she goes, you should be mostly better, you know,
but not all the way. But it should help a
little bit because you're not healing because your body's not
lined up. And I could not rolled my eyes any harder,

(01:04:01):
like I remember looking at the top of my skull
I hide up, like I remember seeing it. That was
like it's as made in China there in the small letters.
And so I was like, okay, whatever we go and
we play for court basketball like two days later. I
don't even feel my calf. It doesn't hurt. Hallelujah chorus,
unbelievable And this is a skeptic and I don't know

(01:04:24):
why people do or don't like chiropractors. I just always
thought that's people did fancy. And I went to one.
My calf it doesn't hurt at all. My shoulder, it
doesn't hurt at all. This one. I hurt my one.
But it is unbelievable. I can amy. I couldn't believe.
It's been a year in pain and it works now. Well, No,
I'm so glad. I mean, I've gone to chiropractors. I'm

(01:04:44):
pretty sure everyone in this room made fun of me.
It's fine. I probably did. Yes, look at me, see change,
what's this woo woo stuff? But now you were doing
stuff like holding a jar of honey and then saying
a chant. Your stuff was weird. No mine, you know
it's true. So but yeah, fix it up. It's unbelievable.
So anyway, my point about this because you know, paid

(01:05:06):
the fifty bucks or whatever the price was to get
that thing to fix. And so we're watching Tomorrow War
where people from the future come back and go come
back in time and go, hey, the war in thirty
years is really bad. We need some of you guys
to go into the future and fight. And I'm like, okay,
well that could happen, and she looked him in the
eyes and she goes, so you believe in this, but
not chiropractors exactly, And that's how will end the bit,

(01:05:30):
Thank you very much. No classier guy, no smarter guy
in country music when it comes to performing and fans
than Garth Brooks, like the gold standard and not as
a legacy act. Still yeah he was, He's a legacy,
but still he does things where I'm like Garth Brooks man,
like I think he's gonna make it. There's a story

(01:05:51):
where he's talking about how he pulls people from the
very back rows and puts them in the front because
he leaves front rows seats open, some of them open
during shows. Do you know why does it? Well, I
mean I would assume because he wants someone who was
still wanting to be there in the very back row
to get to experience like an awesome ticket seat that

(01:06:12):
they otherwise maybe couldn't afford. Kind Of not really the
affording part of it, but more so he said, hey,
they go up in the upper decks, they give away
front row seats and they come down and it's people
who they were gonna sit in the upper deck and
be dialed into the show. So imagine how dialed in
they're gonna be where. Let's be honest, a lot of
people in front row seats or just front Rose's gonna

(01:06:34):
get a little money and they're looking around and be like, oh,
look who's here. Look Look where I can be. So
it's mostly when he's performing to make sure that vibe
is still people who really want to be there and
watch the show, because sometimes the fans pants get up
front and they're kind of like, hey, Joe, you give
me some caviare you know? Yeah? But that's pretty cool,
and it's also cool he leaves them open. I did
hear something on the radio. Because he's doing these stadium

(01:06:55):
shows all over, doing Vegas and doing Nashville. Maybe he
already did Vegas. He's doing you know, Carolina. And when
he does it in a football stadium, he sells out
the arena and like, I don't know, ten seconds, but
then they hold the tickets, like a thousand tickets for
the sidelines and then they sell them later. It'd be
pretty cool to sitting on the sidelines. Oh yeah, Garth
Brooks are doing a show on a itte Yeah, you guys,

(01:07:18):
if you haven't been to a Garth show, and you
get the chance, you have to go. It's just the
best show. At one point Amy Eddie and I went
to Little Rock to watch him. My favorite Garth Brooks song,
as If Tomorrow Never Comes. And he has his guitar
and it's just him the band I think they took
a nap or something. I'm not sure. They go away
to have some lunch, his lunch break, and he goes,
I don't know, I mean it's sometimes late at night,

(01:07:40):
and he does, and then that's all he played, and
the crowd goes all awake and watch your sleep. He goes, yeah,
and so he strums one more time room he lost
some peaceful dreams, and then the crowd sings the rest
of it, and then he takes his a guitar off
and lays it down. He's not playing guitar, he's not singing.

(01:08:01):
The only thing he's doing for rhythm is taking his
hand and hitting his chest with it. So the crowd
has like a metronome or some sort of guidance on
when to sing the words. The crowd sang the whole song,
So either a Garth Brooks is the greatest live entertainer
of all time, or be he had a sore throat.
I'm not sure which one it was, but either way,

(01:08:22):
it's amazing. It's an amazing moment. So if you get
a chance, aside from it just being Garth Brooks, like
you take a lesson in live performance. There's only a
few artists that I listen everybody here. We're in the
land of giants when it comes to country music. We're
luck enough to have all these friends. Sometimes I get jaded,
I'll be honest with you. I'm like, all right, another
person sing a song the end. But sometimes somebody comes

(01:08:44):
out and is just so good as a live performer.
You're like, okay, I get it. Garth, Keith Urban, Christy
Jansen on a smaller level because he doesn't have all
the hits that those guys do. But that guy, they're like,
you shot him out of a cannon. His live performance
is insane, and it's everyone. It's every live performance, and

(01:09:05):
it's it's not like he just gets in a good
mood one night. Like that guy, You're like, what is
he on? You know what? Nothing? Nothing? Maybe Mountain Deer.
There for a while he was drinking a lot of
those Starbucks. Uh, he had like a Starbucks thing. He
was drinking like two or three a day. It's mostly
maybe caffeine, but there are just a few people. When

(01:09:26):
they perform, you go and that's I'm not saying sounding
good because you go watch Stapleton and he sounds just
like he does on the record. But Stapleton is not
a big, all over the place performer. But nobody's gonna
sound better than Stapleton does. So it's pretty cool that
we get to know, you know, these artists, and some

(01:09:47):
of them even in the land of giants or even
bigger giants, and it's crazy to watch who do you
have you seen live and you're like, well, holy crap,
people are good. But that's great. Well, I mean, obviously
we're talking about Garth books, so I would say that,
but um, I agree. I mean we've seen so many
different artists that like you don't have to pick Okay,

(01:10:08):
like it's not necessarily always my vibe. But like Jason
al Dean live in concert is I mean, he obviously
has a lot of amazing hits, but you know, there's
the fire and the roll. This is very around rock.
He's not doing a lot right, but he does have
a great show. It's a great show, like you know,
but I also can watch George Straight sit on a
stool for three hours and I'd be fine. Eddie and

(01:10:29):
I went to one of those. He didn't do much,
and I like George Straight a lot. Yeah, I'm a
Garth guy more than I'm a George Straight guy, but
I do like George Straight a lot. We went to show,
and really, he the most he moves. He's got four
mics on the core every corner of the stage, and
the most he moves is from one mic to the
other mic, to the other mic to the other mic,

(01:10:50):
And that's all he does. And if that's what your
expectation is, you're not disappointed, right, I wasn't disappointed. So
you know, who's been in here like a million times
and always great. Obviously Tom Mistret's amazing, But I had
never been to one of his headlining tour like arena shows,
and I went a couple of years ago, I guess
it was, and I was thoroughly entertained, like it was amazing,
Like he worked the stage and the horns and the

(01:11:13):
whole like different guests artists that were coming in and
joining him, like it was a really good show. Edy
when the list. I liked. Tim mcgrawman like to me,
remember when he was playing iHeart Festival and he was
just like in the back, like getting ready, warm up,
like he couldn't talk to anyone. As soon as it
came out, he was like, truck. Yeah, it was so

(01:11:34):
good like that truck. Yeah. The entrance part to that.
It's just playing and he's back and he's stretching. He's
just in a zone when he plays. He reminds me
of a professional athlete before they go out. Yeah, because
I've seen McGraw a couple of times before a show
and he's like dialed in. Everyone's staring at him like don't, don't,
don't talk to him, and he's like he's stretching in
the back. His jeans are so tight, and then he's

(01:11:54):
stretching the jeans more than the stretches legs. I love it. Yeah,
that mcgirl, the mcgirl, I was powerful Morgan, anybody you
want to put on there, Definitely Eric Church. I saw
him at Nissan Stadium and he played for like three
hours and I was like, what is even happening? I
didn't even know you could play that many songs in
a show. Yeah, is his is press. That's so long.

(01:12:15):
I know he goes forever. Hey doing with this one
until I left early. It's not listen, it's not for me.
I like to go and see the hits. But I
went to my Eric Church show once and then I
was like, Okay, he's pretty good. But he just kept
playing a bunch a song I didn't know, and I
was like the morning it was really good, but obviously yeah,

(01:12:38):
and I think Eric's given me a hard time for
not being in the church choir before. I just don't know.
And he plays the songs for his fan he died,
and every fan and everywhere look around they are standing
up singing every lyric. I'm like, plays Frankston again. We
do we do love Eric Church. Don't don't give us

(01:12:58):
a hard time? All right? That's all? Bye, bye, b
show down head Sorry up today, Eddie filling it for
lunchbox one more time, Eddie, what's up? All right? There's
a guy in Washington State. He goes into the wrong house.
I don't know if it's a breaking or what, but
he goes in there and he sees that the washer's
not on, so he starts the laundry. Then he opens

(01:13:19):
the fridge and gets some toaster waffles, makes some some waffles,
a lean cuisine dinner, some yogurt. Then he finishes it
off with a popsicle. Man, he's just living life. Lived there. No,
I don't live. There's somebody else's house. He uses an
EpiPen that he finds that. I don't know if he
has a popsicle allergy or what, but he uses all
that and then he could have gotten away with it
and just taken off. But no, he goes in the
master bedroom says hey, good morning, and everybody wakes up, like,

(01:13:42):
oh my gosh, get out of here and call the cops.
They find the guy. He's been arrested. Now jail is
his new home. Was he drunk? Okay, was he drunk?
What do you Probably he doesn't say in the story,
but I'm assuming yes, And they didn't wake up. He's
doing laundry, cooking food. He used an epi pit on himself.
What's tu why he did that? Probably that was a
little something else. They yogurt? Oh maybe I thought it was. Yeah,

(01:14:05):
it's like, oh they got drugs here? Yeah, you know
this happened to my wife. Like in college, some guy
came into their apartment, four girls living there, and he
woke them all up, like, hey, it's the two in
the morning or two in the afternoon. They were like, God,
I'm here. The same exact thing. Whenever. Caitlin's sister and
her parents were driving from Oklahoma here, that's about ten

(01:14:25):
hour drive. They had stopped over the night before somewhere
in Arkansas, and they got their keys to the hotel
and they went into the hotel room and they pulled
their bags in and she walked into the bathroom and
there were stuff and then on the bathroom sink like
toothbrush and deodorant, and she's like, did they leave it here?
And she put her head out the door, and then
people sleeping in the bed. No no, no, no, no,

(01:14:45):
no no. They gave them keys in the wrong room.
And the woman woke up. I was like, that's scary
for everyone. Everybody loses. And they were like, oh my god, sorry,
and they like got out of the room as fast
as possible, and the woman down front was like, oh, yeah,
sorry about that. We sit to the wrong room. See
once in Texas, I wanted they gave me someone's key.

(01:15:06):
I was going to a cms in Dallas, like the
fiftieth anniversary, and I rolled in and there are people
sleep in the bed and they didn't wake up, but
I just gingerly walked out. That's why it's good to
all put the latch. Oh I've never done that, but
when I'm in there alone, like I do that extra
latch thing, you can filed over it so the housekeeper

(01:15:29):
doesn't come in and see my pep. Yeah, yeah, it's
for like anything. But now it's a good reminder for
that too. All right, that's your bonehead story of the day.
On the phone right now is Jacob, who is living
in Arkansas. Jacob puts up many studio morning. Hey, so

(01:15:50):
I have a question for you as far as I
get So, I am recially married, got married back into
sym booth and super have you. But I have a
ex wife that I was back for three years and
I have a daughter with with that one, and my
mother and my ex wife talk constantly, I mean Saint

(01:16:14):
Pitchers constantly, park and it's kind of a weird saying that.
It kind of freaks me out. I don't I don't
really like it that my mother goes to my ex
wife about everything, and don't don't communicate with me, and
I really don't know what to say about it. Yeah,
it seems a bit weird. Were they extremely close while
you were married? No? I actually oh wow, yeah, well something,

(01:16:40):
Well that's weird. I thought they were gonna be extremely close,
and I was gonna say, hey, they have a friendship, yeah,
and they share it like she's the grandmother to the
kids daughter, Yeah, the kid. So I still lean that though,
because again she's the grandmother to those kids, and your
ex wife is the mom to those kids. I do
think a relationship is needed. It does feel like it's
a much if it's making you uncomfortable, though, Adrian, what

(01:17:02):
do you what secrets like? What are you worried about?
What's the worst case scenario in your mind from this?
The worst case in my mind, I would probably say
that my mother tries to spend more time with my
daughter because she tries. She tries to spend more time
with my daughters than than me and everything. I get,
that's her grandkid, but she only wants time with a grandkid.

(01:17:26):
She don't want nothing else. Okay, So it sounds to
me like she's keeping this friendship so she can see
your grandkids. Correct If that's the worst case scenario. Let
them do their things. Not bad, it's not too bad.
I mean, I don't think it's so bad if a
kids are getting extra love, if a kid's having a
grandparent in their life a little more. If that's the reason,
I'm gonna say, downshift a little bit, don't be don't

(01:17:50):
cause any trouble if they're not affecting your life, or
if you have a new girlfriend her wife in any way, like,
let them just live. No need to step in because
you're just gonna make it worse and there's going to
be drama that you never really wanted that happens, and
then you gotta live with it. Yeah. I'm okay with
a lot of that. But I do think that there's
some boundaries that could be I don't think it's out

(01:18:12):
of he's being unreasonable if he talks to his mother
about boundaries, because even though she is the grandmother, it
doesn't mean she just gets to insert herself wherever because
she wants to spend time with the grandchild. There's still boundaries,
but that's between the grandmother and the mom, not him.
What if if they're not with him? Yeah, okay, yeah,

(01:18:32):
all right. I just think I don't know. He said,
they're talking every day about all the things, so maybe
she they make sure that it's like limited to like
you're just focusing on the relationship, Like you're not like
tangling everyone. So you can't tell to people not to
be friends either. Okay, you can't tell people though it's
your mom and your ex wife. I just feel like
I think you're bringing on extra drama. Yeah, I think

(01:18:54):
it's already unfortunate. But if you step in and go
talk less or I'm gonna get upset, all you're doing
is making it worse. Oh, I don't think that you
have to do it in a dramatic way. Oh, that's
a dramatic conversation. But if it's genuinely bothering him, Like
I'm trying to picture if my parents were doing that
and I had an X, like I would just if
it really was causing me discomfort, I think I could

(01:19:16):
have a conversation about boundaries. Well, what's the boundary? The
boundary might be what are y'all talking about? He said,
they're talking every day. It's not necessary to talk every
day to see your grandchild. But I'm saying you're gonna say, hey,
two adults don't talk as much as you do. I
wouldn't talk to the X wife. She's out of the picture.
It's like the mom like, hey, if you want a
relationship with me, would be really helpful. As if like

(01:19:38):
you're holding that relationship with you hostage, Well that's what
you do with boundaries. It's like, hey, this is this
is my life, this is what would make me comfortable.
And if you can't handle that, then we might have
to take some space. I love boundaries, but I feel
like if you jump in and try to stop this
relationship from happening, it is going to be way more
drama than you than you ever wanted to begin with.

(01:20:00):
And if the worst thing that's happening is your mother,
the grandmother of your kids, is one need to spend
more time with the grandkids, that's a pretty good problem
to have. I never think it's problem to have a
conversation like why are you guys talking so much? That's weird.
And if she's like, we're friends, Okay, you gotta put
your hands up and go you are. It is what
it is, So Eddie, what do you think about that?
I mean, it's definitely weird, but I mean it is weird. Yes,

(01:20:21):
In my experience, the awkward communication that needs to happen
if it bothers this guy so much. I mean, you
got to have that conversation, but yes, have it with
your mom, not your ex wife. She's out of the picture.
But at the same time, like it's just very strange,
but I mean the conversation needs to be had. I
think everyone's right in this situation. The child does need
love right. Well, no one say don't have a conversation.
I didn't say don't have a conversation. I wonder how

(01:20:43):
much he talks to his mom about this though. Do you
you have you talked to her, Adrian or Jacob. I've
talked a little bit. And because what mainly concerns me
is it wasn't like it wasn't a good relationship with
my ex wife. I mean, this a woman. I'm not
going to say anything bad, but she she left stitches
on me, corombiding me. That's how bad the relationship was.

(01:21:06):
So from my mother to go and talk to her
every day about that, I was like that, that's what
it freaked me out. She beat you, Yeah, she beat
me on? Yeah it was Wait what bit him on
the way? Does your mom know about? Well? Now, there's

(01:21:36):
a whole new part to this. Let's where you start.
I see, I see. We just don't know the all
picture here. Wow. All right, Jacob, good luck. Yeah, we
did not help you. We're sorry. I was, well, no,
I just say, if she bit you and put stitches
in your your then I think that there's no talking.
There's no she assaulted to everything. I just said, she

(01:21:59):
just like that. That sucks, dude. All right, Well, good
luck with life, Thank you, thank you. Um, gotta get
one shout out, yes, okay, just one shout out to
my daughter. He goes to Mountain Pine High School. I
love you. Happy all right, there you go. And he's

(01:22:23):
the Mountain Pine where I'm from. Interesting, is that? Is
that your high school? Yeah? My every school? Yeah? Probably?
All right, Jacob, have a good day. But I was
reading about Matt Damon, who's doing a movie and he
goes and he's an oil worker, and she went to Oklahoma.

(01:22:44):
He just kind of lived with him for a while
and then he went on a rig. And even before
I read the story that I'm gonna tell you about now,
but he was just talking about how where he comes
from in Hollywood, they just see things a certain way.
And he understands that. Then he goes Oklahoma and he goes, wow,
they see things are completely different way, not wrong, but
not just different because of where you are. And he's like,

(01:23:06):
they need the oil industry to succeed so they can survive,
and not like I a plot him for being so
open about Hey, maybe I wasn't all the way right
about stuff. And he wasn't saying he was wrong, but
he was saying, hey, when you live in a certain
place where you're surrounded, this goes for both areas. When
you're surrounded only by people like you, you are just
almost indoctrinated who believe that's the only right way. And

(01:23:28):
so he came out and he was like, huh, like
I get it. I get it. And I was like, wow,
look at him. I love that he was able to
go experience something, to immerse himself in a new culture
and go I don't think I was all the way right.
He definitely didn't come out going I was all the
way wrong, But he was like, I now actually see
a different perspective than just living in Hollywood around all

(01:23:49):
the rich people in Hollywood. Who are you know, eating
sprouts all day? You know, eating sprouts and kissing bunnies.
I don't know what they do over there. Well, I mean,
hopefully people can look him, because I mean he does
have a lot of influence and he is famous, and
they can see Oh wow, if Matt Damon can at
least be open to hearing the other side, I might
be able to as well. Nope, I'm gonna happen. But
so anyway, he goes over and they finally get this

(01:24:12):
movie done, and they showed it that that cons film Festival,
cans cons whatever it's called. And when it's over, they
give him a five minute standing ovation because it was
so good. Oh wow, think about five minutes of standing ovation. Awkward,
that would be a long time. Five minutes. Well, now,
I can't wait to see this movie. But just imagine
they wouldn't stop clapping up five Like, a thirty second

(01:24:35):
standing ovation is a pretty long one. Does that ever
happen to you when you're on the road? Um, yes,
not five minutes, but at the Opry got in a
couple of big ones and then on the road occasionally
it needs to be at the end of the act,
though they don't really do that. They don't just stop
a show to give you a standing ovation. Right. I
know you're making a joke, but yes, it actually has

(01:24:56):
and you were making a joke. Don't have five minutes.
That's the joke. Five minutes seconds And then they realized
the need to sit down. So in the movie, Met
Damn plays a construction worker whose daughter was accused of
murder in France. His character is stressed from all the
legal fees and tries to prove his daughter's innocence. He
got choked up. It was a five minute standing ovation.
I would just like, you guys, sit down if it

(01:25:17):
were me, okay, because he's in a theater. He can't
like walk off the back of the stage like I
could do it. It got to be weird. Thank you guys,
good night and just walk off. He can't leave. I
would be like, guys, sit down. Yeah, you'd have to
go through the crowd to leave. Yeah, one by one,
I'll be like, please sit down. I feel like that's
probably emotional for him, And I wonder why it just

(01:25:37):
stays up. Why what do you think other people? No, no,
you need to keep laughing. Like when one person starts
to sit down and go like, you know what, my
hands are tired. Okay, I'm gonna ahead and give no
no, no no, no you And is there someone like a
hype guy. Yeah, five minutes, so who stops it? And
then why not go ten? You know, why not set
the record for the if you're gonna be that annoying

(01:25:58):
with it, just set the record for the longest. Whenever
I thought that's a good story in different levels, I
thought that Matt Damon part of it where he was
interviewed going went to Oklahoma, open eyes some stuff. That's
pretty cool. All right, that's what's up. Yeah, you guys,
have a great day. We will see you tomorrow. Goodbye,
everybody on Twitter and mister Bobby Bond
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