Bobby Makes An Apology To Dustin Lynch + Amy’s Son Has A Girlfriend

Dustin Lynch stops by and Bobby apologizes to him for something he did a few weeks ago. Amy tells us her son has a new girlfriend. Also, Lunchbox talks more about why he thinks #BabyBox will be a girl.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
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yesterday's was so quick we had to get out of town.
Which today I'm doing the show from our Canadian studio.
I never really know how it sounds. How does the

(00:40):
audio sound sounds good? Crystal clear? Wow? Clear, it's crystal
but it sounds good to me. Yeah. Well, so I
am in a room. Uh, it's a big old Canadian room,
got a clock on it. Studios are nicer than ours.
That's the frustrating thing. Every studio is nicer than ours.

(01:01):
I go and do it. Yeah, this whole company here's awesome.
That so I'm here because they picked up our show
at a much places and I wanted to come up
and talk and it's been really cool. So yeah, that's
where I am today. UM's Canada. Pretty question population, it's
more spread out, Like, is this big as the United States?

(01:22):
Population wise? I would say no. Let's see Mike d
is looking at up. Canada population is thirty six million.
An you want to take a guess the United States population? No,
it's not in the billion. Eight million million, that's it.
That's a lot. I think the only country with billion

(01:47):
maybe two It could be India and China maybe, but
China is not. I think it's look at the largest population.
Sometimes I feel like it's just us in this world.
You know what I'm saying. China has one point three billion, wow,
and India has one billion. Those are the only two
I was right, and coming in number three is the

(02:07):
United States. But that's the difference in sizes, Like the
United States is three million and the next up is
in the billions. It's three times bigger than us of people, wow,
which is India and then China. Isn't that crazy? Three
times us? Right? Population India and China are three times
what we are. But that's like those are smaller countries. Yeah,

(02:30):
the people are packed in their Dude, what do you
want for me? I'm just giving you fat Yeah, there's that. Um,
I don't know. I guess we can just play the show. Huh. Yeah,
I mean if that's what you want to do, are
you going to be able to do the sooner? We
end the Quicker Lunchbox and get get on his nap.

(02:51):
So yeah, okay, cool, Yeah, I mean I got I mean, yeah,
I got a nap. I mean, let me tell you,
I had a good naps. Have three hours forty minutes
on Tuesday, Guys, I saw you tweet that. I was amazed.
That's pretty good. Didn't set the law and just walk
up and I was like, man, that's the best though.
When you don't have a time to wake up, Yeah,
you don't have anything where, anywhere to be, nothing to do,

(03:13):
You've got nothing but TV to watch. Just crash it.
Amy's still sick. No, I have allergies, the same difference,
that's definitely not the same thing. During commercial breaks, she
was dirty coffin. Yeah, I want to hear my theory
on allergies. Okay, I got confirmation from from your allergy doctor. Yes,
I'm like, if I was sick, I wouldn't from what

(03:39):
because allergist to exist. But they want you to have
allergies so they can. But I didn't go to an allergist.
I went to a doctor that would actually want me
to be sick. Probably. Oh, well, here's my theory. Everyone
as soon as they get sick, they go, oh, it's
allergies because they don't want to be sick. So what's

(03:59):
the best way to not be sick when you're sick
is to blame allergies. So you go to work, you're sick,
You're blaming allergies all the time. You're passing out this
disease while you say it's allergies, later to find out
it actually is sickness, and then you've passed it on
while crowing about it being an allergy the whole time. Oh,
I feel like this is the first time and ever
that I've blamed allergies. Well there you go, that's just

(04:19):
my theory. But but you're better. Well, next time you
say something about your allergies, I'm going to remind you
I don't really talk about allergy There's been times where
we've been in there before. You're like, I don't know
allergies again, Eddie lunchbox, How many do I ever really
focus on it being allergies? Right? Yeah, you're hypochondria, So
do I ever focus on it being allergies? Besides? Now,

(04:41):
I mean, I'm just asking, let's ask a peanut gallery guys.
I mean, well, Bobby, you would know better, and you
guys are like healthy. Oxen, yeah, Oxen trail. Oh did
you hear that? Allergies? And I can't. I know, I

(05:05):
found some like I just have all the things like
everywhere in my head. It's just allergies. And I'm not
an allergy sufferer, but I guess right now I am.
Apparently a lot of people in Nashville are suffering. Yeah, well,
we hate that. We hate that you're suffering. The other day,
Amy wrote on the white board because we write down
what our number is, and she wrote down four and

(05:27):
then wrote down four and then an equal sign and
then put eighty four post Wars eight. I don't even
know what that meant, so I just ignored it. I
didn't write my own score up there because Amy's not
playing head games with me. The head game it was
like a fun way to put eight. Well, I don't
know if you felt four last night and four this
morning and then again, are you inflating your score so
it looks like you're more pleasant? Like we gotta keep

(05:47):
it real on that. Okay, I mean, I don't know.
I felt like I felt pretty good four plus four?
What day that was? But yeah, it was Wednesday, I
remember it well. It was a Wednesday, May night. The
year was two eighteen. Okay. Well, I don't know, but
I don't never judge your I feel like you're judging
my number. Like one day you changed it and raced

(06:09):
it and put it to like a two, and because
you lied, I didn't lie. I felt that way when
I started, but then it just went downhill and I
was pmssing. So it happens. But I don't ever change
your score. When you put like a seven point nine
and you're like a four, I'm not because I never okay,
I would never go ahead. Okay, okay, so you're we

(06:32):
could have different perceptions of what the other person's score
really is. See this white board. It gets in trouble eventually,
the board. Okay, button button down? What are y'all talking about?
By the way, button up one on my instep. I
want to hear the numbers, okay, and you know what
people are right, you do start in the middle. Yes,

(06:54):
thank you, that was me. I was one of those,
so you can go up or down. But he still
gets a button. Sure, I'm gonna start a new trend. Uh.
And I go to the mom and ask them about
those button middles over there? All right? But wait, wait, wait,
we didn't finish our argument about the white board. Yes,
I think you guys should write your own scores, and

(07:15):
then when you're leaving that room, the other person should
write what you really think that person is now, and
then it's too much. Then we get and we take
five minutes the Ruby's cube. No, I don't want to
fight with Bobby. Why not because I don't want to,
because I don't know. I don't want to fight with anybody.
But don't you guys understand that at this point, if

(07:36):
mommy and Daddy aren't good, that nobody's good. Who's mom
and dad here? Know what? Bobby was? Our fight? We No,
Bobby and I had something happened in Austin? Oh what happened? Mommy?
You know what I mean? I mean, Daddy, I don't remember,

(07:59):
am I do? Of course you don't remember what is
that supposed to me? Bunch, mommy, dad, you're fighting again.
Go ahead, we should go to room. Girls hold on
to things way longer. Guys are able to just blow
it like it's not a deal. And then you kept
snapping at me on the air, and I said, I
snapped at you like twice, immediately turned it into four.

(08:25):
Amy snapped me multiple times, and then I could tell
she wasn't feeling good and she was snapping at me,
and so you just shoot, you started ignoring me. Should
you like, why are you ignoring me? And you're like,
because you've snapped me like four times. Rows, So I'll
just do this show myself. And I'm like, okay, that's
a little tramatic. That's a little dramatic. And I was like, okay,

(08:54):
so I'll just stay here. Let me ask you a question.
If you get bit three times in road by rattleson,
are you putting your hand back in the flower? Absolutely
not right. It's so on. You act like nobody's ever
been bit on this show before it happens. I mean,
I thought I was just you know, poking fun anyway,
It doesn't matter. All I know is I didn't like it,

(09:16):
and immediately when the show ended, Bobby and I had
to ride back to the hotel together because we car
pulled and I was like, look like, let's just clear no,
like I'm the one in silence. No to her, it's
just wait, no, that's them at work. I brought it
up to her, would you say the reconciliation? I said, hey,

(09:37):
we shouldn't do that. Let's you have a reconciliation. Oh man,
I see, I remember differently. I thought. I was like,
I thought, I put my hand on your shoulder and
I was like, hey, oh stop that. Now you're making
up story. Somebody's lying. That's bullcrap. Well I'm not saying
you didn't say that first, but I know I put
my hand in her shoulder, and I'm like, I don't
want to do this. No I no, no, no, no,

(09:59):
no no. The one that said yeah, kids go okay.
I just don't like it when we I mean, it happens.
You think of it as like when you've worked together
for so long. I mean, just like any relationship, it's
going to happen and it's fine. I just don't like it. Okay,
Well i'll tell you what for this one about to
be ending short. It went good about thirty seconds, and

(10:23):
then I think that this pre show, post show whatever
that we call this is quite possibly the best piece
of content that goes up all day because we don't
have any space, there's no timer. Yeah, we have to
I feel more free. Yeah this is no. I do
not know. No. But did y'all know that my son

(10:46):
did that at the I Heart Festival on the VIP
platform in front of all the executives seven years old?
I was like, that's not my son, but it was awful.
Didn't you tell us this? I knew this story. I
told you, but I we haven't. It was off there.
It was a probably we're fighting, and so I just
but that's that happens. That's like when I was a kid,
we were going to meet my mom's friend from high

(11:07):
school she hadn't seen in twenty years or whatever. And
I've been farting the whole car ride, and we walked
up to their house and the lady opens the door
and she goes, oh, this is my son. And the
lady goes, we'll open a window because I ripped one.
I mean bad. I was probably eleven. I mean yeah,
we're I mean I was sticking up the car and
I couldn't help it. I had to and I stunk

(11:29):
up our house. All right, let's get to the show.
Here we go. This is that Thursday Bobby Bones show
and Joy Buddy, and he missed the show. That's right now, Hey,
welcome to Thursday show. I am in a studio in

(11:50):
Canada right now, or as I like to call it,
the Great White North. That's right, yeah, yeah, So I'm here.
I'll tell you last week's and the crazy happened. I
was drap on my car and I hit a pothole
so hard that I almost wrecked on the Interstate and
two it bent two of my wheels, popped one of
my tires, and messed up some of my undercarriage and

(12:12):
so lots of repairs. I still haven't built the city yet,
nor do I really know if they're gonna pay me back.
But it's a real thing. And luckily quiet Michaels with
me ak A, Mike d ak A movie, Mike ak A,
My my Mike Sharona, Yeah, my witness. So you know,
I'm just caring about my day yesterday. And I read

(12:33):
the story and again we live in Nashville, a pothole
in Nashville caused a motorcycle to crash. That's how bad
these are. Nobody listens to me. If people to just
listen to me that it fixed a pothole that shut
down the road. Cell Phone video captured by the News
four viewer showed the frantic moments after a motorcycle crash

(12:54):
because they hit a pothole right in the middle of lane. Wow,
I mean it throws them off the bike. They say
they don't know what exactly formed the pothole could have
been from rain. Well, how does a poole scientifically form anyway,
because all of a sudden there and concrete lunchbox explain
it to me. So what happens is the water gets
down in there when it rains and it freezes, and

(13:14):
then it expands and creates the pothole, pushes the concrete
up boom. So then our roads just worse than other
people's roads, I think, so where they put together wrong.
I don't think we do a good job of creating
the roads because you don't hear about Minnesota having potholes. Yeah,
but also don't live in Minnesota. Yeah we don't know.
I don't know, but yeah, motorcycle wrecked. Hey you're on

(13:37):
the air, Julian Austin, Good morning. More what's happening? Not much.
I was just wondering that Gator ever responded to lunch
Boxes email. Yeah, so Gator is our station program director,
and Gator put up some billboards in town, and Amy
and I are on the billboards. Lunch Boxes not nor
is Eddie, but Lunchboxes in an email, going hey, why

(13:57):
am I not on the billboard? What did he say
that He didn't. He just made a joke out of it.
He was just like, oh, ha ha, dude, you won't
even sit with because we talked about me not sitting
next to a listener on a plane. He goes, you
won't even sitting next to a listener on a plane.
How am I gonna put your face on a billboard.
It's a good point, though, right, Yeah, I mean, I mean,
it's not like he probably responded with something funny because

(14:19):
he didn't really take your email seriously. And then he said, plus,
all the picks we have of you are smiling, no
one would recognize you smiling because you're all uning true,
you are always like And then he sent me a
picture of a hundred dollar bill on the billboard. See
I added you in there like your money. Oh he
didn't even take it serious, like my my grievances are
not really taking serious around here. But that's what Gator said.

(14:42):
Nothing really, he said nothing, Julie, Yes, your thoughts, man,
I don't know. That was a great email. He at
least deserved you know something back, that was a great email. Well,
I don't know what to tell you, guys. I mean,
LUNs doesn't anyone serious, so why should he expect someone
else to. That's the thing about him, He's never serious,

(15:04):
always messing with people. So yes, if when he said
something to me at first, I was going to joking. Yeah,
it's a joke. If someone jokes with you all the time,
then you expect it to be jokes. I don't understand
what is joking about my email? No, no no, it's not
about my email. Was sorry. Other things you say all
the time. You're messing with people, so whenever you send that,
they always still mess with me. Yeah, he was a
big joke, but it was in his office. Yeah, have

(15:27):
a real conversation, demand a meeting and get an answer.
Go ahead and mike it. Oh that'd be cool. Yeah,
go pick it the what are we on billboard? Go
pick at the bill pick it. Yeah, that's a great idea.
I don't know where the billboard is somewhere. I say,
has demand a meeting? Okay, demand a meeting, then pick

(15:50):
at the billboard. Then quite know that's the order of course. Yeah,
that's the order you go. Okay, Hey, Julie, thank you
recognizing people doing cool things. Twenty year old Ashley Spencer
heading a bag of chips before getting on a flight.
So she gets on an American Airline flight on Sunday

(16:10):
and she had a crazy allergic reaction once on board
the plane and she passed out. I wanted a shock
flight attendant center there any medical professionals and a doctor.
Dr Eric Kill stepped up. He had an EpiPen injected
her four times. The plane made an emergency landing at
Pittsburgh took her to the hospital. But had a doctor
not been on the flight. And the thing about lunchbox

(16:32):
does he gets on the flights and he writes on
there he's a doctor and he shouldn't. But one day
they're gonna say, doctor Vox place come to the front.
They have asked for a doctor on planet and the
plane when I was there and I just like I
was asleep. But I'm a doctor of history. I don't know.
You're not a doctor of anything. He's a PhD. PhD.
You can't claim any of You can't just claim something

(16:53):
and you're it. How you can and when it says
it gives you the option. You can be dds, you
can be doctor, you can be whatever you want. CEO. Okay,
why would people on a flight because it looks cool?
There you go, people like that over there, love that
option to that doctor. That's cool. I see you. And
now over to Raimundo with the news the Bobby Bones Show.

(17:18):
This producer Raymundo near Orlando, Florida, cruiser searching for a
teenager after a witness said he went under the water
and yelled A bit me. Official said alligators were spotted
in the water and they're still searching for him. In Hawaii,
scientists are now warning it that erupting volcano could shoot
out ten ton boulders next week, as well as a
lot of ash, so watch out for that and find

(17:40):
the in weather news. Severe weather in the Northeast, lots
of rain, damaging winds, and even hail throughout the rest
of the country most places they're gonna be in the
eighties and nineties today Emily in Columbia, South America were huge,
huge in South America. Hey, Emily, Hey, how are you
are you runing in Columbia South Ka? I love it.

(18:03):
It's Narcos Sea. Is that where they feel out? That's
where first the first season is. Yeah? How about how's
how South America? Do you feel safe? Yeah? I feel
super safe. I've been here for three months and it's amazing.
It's I've I've traveled all over the world and it's
one of my favorite countries. So the cartels are they

(18:27):
all over? Yeah? Checking in? No, It's really like, really,
Colombia has so much more to offer than all of
its horrible history. M hmmm. I'm not gonna pass though
vacation destinations. I may just go down to the beach,
just go to Columbia. But I didn't go for for
a wedding. My wife's cousin was getting married. But who

(18:49):
gets married in Colombia? She married a Columbian. We couldn't
go because Zica. So are you worried about Zica down there? No?
How do you listen to the show? Um? I download
the podcast? Oh well, that's awesome what you called in
right now while we're live on the air. That's really cool. Yeah. No,
I actually, um, I tried to stream live on I

(19:13):
heard this morning, and it like blocked me because I'm
no in the Uh yeah, that's what happens. We're just
trying to make it over here and they're blocking a
small over the world. They're keeping using worldwide. Hey, i'm late,
Thank you for listening. Hey Lisa in New Orleans, good morning, Hey,
good morning, Bobby. How are you doing. I'm good. What's
happening with you? Well, my husband and my son surprised
me with tickets last night for your show this Saturday

(19:34):
in New Orleans. Oh yeah, I'm doing stand up in
New Orleans at the Old Joy Theater. Yes, we'll be
there for that's my mom to stake you. Well, how
about that? Well then I will see you there. Wow,
what are you expecting? I wonder what what are you
expecting in the show? Like, what's what's your expecting? Happiness?
So as long as I just bring happiness, we're good.

(19:54):
We're good good and you're sweet guy, and we listened
to you every morning. My son, it's gonna be upset
because she was hoping to tell you hello on the
radio this morning. We'll tell him I said hello, and
this will be on the podcast too, so you can
let them let him hear this. Thank you. We'll see
you this weekend, all right, by least. I'm in New Orleans. Yeah,
we but announced a bunch of new shows. I'll be
in Tampa, Charleston. But a bunch d C Boston tickets

(20:19):
going on Friday. All the new shows at Bobby Bones
Comedy dot com. Look at that. May go have some
fa Oh yes, I don't know. I'm still I'm still
cutting down. I weighed myself and I hit one fifty
point one. I'm so trying to hit one forty nine. Okay,
I'm just upset with being six ft one and then
you get to one nine, then one get I mean,

(20:41):
what when did you stop? Bob? I mean, what's the
end goal? Here's come on, what's your minimum weight? I
think getting into one forty now would be funny. It's
really thin funny, yeah, hilarious. Life's about goals. Will it
be that much different from one fifty point one? I've
never been one forty nine seven, so it's just about yeah. Right,

(21:03):
So I'm just trying to really cut it down here
and then I start over. I can start building from fresh.
Stop judging me, everybodys judgment, from judgment free zone and here, man,
we've all done there when we were twelve. Yeah, we're
all that weight. We're all there, already made that Amy's
thirty second skinny. Jason al Dean is gearing up to

(21:25):
open his kitchen and rooftop bar on Nashville's Lower Broadway
in June, following rumors over the past couple of months
that the project was in the works. The space will
see two hundred and fifty diners and it'll have six bars,
so it should be pretty awesome with some Southern cooking.
Luke Brian has a warning for Katie Perry's boyfriend. He
did an interview with Access and he put out a

(21:47):
little warning to on again, off again boyfriend Orlando Bloom
and said, if he hurts my little sister, I mean
just because he was in Lord of the Rings, I'll
show him some real bow and arrows. I'm Amy, that's
your thirty second skinny. There's a documentary series on Netflix
called Wild Wild Country, and it's about in Oregon, this

(22:08):
cult that moved in the eighties and they bought fifty
acres and Eddie just watched it. That's crazy because it's
a real and they use news footage from all the
eighties in America and Alison, we're all born in the eighties.
But I'm saying I didn't know about this story. Er
did not learn about this. It's not even in the

(22:30):
history books that I read. It should be. Now, if
I was a history teacher or U S history, I'd
be like, come on, I mean, this was a group
of people that were trying to take over our country,
like one, one little city of time, one county at
a time. I mean, it was crazy. But I'm gonna
tell you bones. When I was watching it at the
very beginning, I'm like, hey man, this sounds like a
pretty cool little club like I would probably doing the club.

(22:50):
That's how they all start they want peace. I'm I'm
down with peace. And then it just got crazier and crazier.
Would you recommend Wild Wild Country? Yes, I haven't watched
a documentary and what is it a ten part or
eight six whatever? I watched it all like it was
one hour long. Oh you liked it. I watched it
that much. I just not. I havn't binged like that

(23:11):
in forever. What's the last thing you binged? Like? Three
episodes will be a binge? Well, consider that three episode
of the last thing you've benched. I would say Jessica
Jones for me, and I'm not done yet, but I
start on Jessica Jones. I like those Netflix superhero They're
so gritty and I know they're not real. They're so
gritty that they like, Yeah, it's really real, that dude.

(23:36):
Like I think maybe probably last thing you binge lunch Bogs.
I would say shameless because I hadn't seen the most
recent season and so I caught up one day. I
just sat there and watched four or five episodes. Amy,
you know, you don't know, are you done? Yeah? I'm done?
Thank goodness to seasons. So you haven't heard me talk

(23:57):
about it. Yeah, two seasons. El Jopo out and would
you recommend it? Yes? I can't wait for season three
and better? What was the big takeaway from El Chapo
to you bad bad dude? He's yeah, it's bad bad.
He's in America right now right and yes, and I'm
going to start following some of the stuff that's going
on here, and I'm scared for people that are on
that jury. And I just can't believe that that the

(24:20):
stuff that you know happened in Colombia and Mexico with
this drug stuff, and the meanwhile people in America buying
the drugs and just parting with it like they say,
no thing. There's so much blood on that stuff. It's crazy.
People are losing their lives just so some people can
get high. And I want to watch it because you
move me to want to watch it, But their mouths
don't move with the words, and that like old you

(24:43):
get over that once you it's time for the good news.
Old Sylvia Bloom worked at the same law firm for
the past sixty seven years. She was nine six years
old when she passed away. And what do you know,
she was super rich. She had over eight million dollars

(25:04):
to a name, and no one knew how she knew it.
She was the secretary, so when the bosses would invest
in the stock, she would go home and buy some
for herself on her secretary salary, just a little bit
less than the bosses. Wow. And so she made all
this money. She didn't have any family. She donated all
eight million dollars of scholarship funds. Well, that story is
awesome on so many levels. First of all, she worked

(25:26):
at the place for sixty years. Like level one, that's awesome.
Level two that she was smart enough to know that
these people are smart. So she's privy to this information
of what these smart people are investing in. So I'm
gonna take some of my money and invested in. And
the three she saved it before she donated it. Holy wow,

(25:47):
that's off. Sylvia Bloom. Rest in peace, my girl, hats off,
Rest in peace, my girl, My girl is chang. That
was tell me something good down head, Sorry to day.
This story comes us from St. Petersburg, Florida. On Sunday,

(26:08):
a fifty eight year old woman called nine one one oh,
send an ambulance. I'm having a heart attack. So the
paramedics arrived, she goes, Okay, not really, I just need
someone to take me to get some beer. So she
was arrested for miss hues. Surely there was no alcohol involved,
not yet, no, no, no, she had alcohol on her
breath for sure. For sure. I get nervous just thinking

(26:30):
about nine on one, Like I've had situations where I
needed to call nine on one. I'm like, I don't
want end up in the bone Head, So this broken
leg is gonna have to wait. I'm lunch bogs at
your bone Head story of the Day on the Bobby
Bones Show. Now, Dustin's here. We got a lot of
stuff talking about. I think most importantly, we're gonna get
to your new song in a second. Yeah, which kind

(26:51):
of came out of nowhere they did. Yeah, I just
wrote it, just recorded it really believe it or not. Yeah,
there was a where in Chicago, should have in March sometime,
So you just wrote that song and you go, all right, boys,
let's record it. It's not on a record. It wasn't
on the record, No, it is. Honestly. We didn't even
finish the course, and I'm like, this feels awesome, this
feels really good. Started texting everybody, um like, I think

(27:13):
we're on a good one. And then we decided, hey,
we got a couple of days off, let's try and
record it. And then it just kind of let into
I can't wait to put this. I can't wait a
year to put this out. Why it's two thou eighteen,
just put it out. Let me ask you a question
about that. You say, you're in the middle of the song,
you're not even finished yet, and you text someone to go,
I think we got a good one. Yes, not even finish.

(27:34):
Different words than that. I was a lot more excited
than I think we got a good one. Let me
hear this one. It's called good Girl. I'm gonna play
the whole thing in a second. But here's a good girl.
I got it because I got myself good girl. You
can't imagine that. You can't take too. I gotta ask

(28:04):
if you just wrote this and you're writing about you
got a good girl. I don't know that you have.
I don't know about a good girl in your life. Yeah,
I don't have one. Okay, I don't know. But luckily
about two co writers have good girls in their lives.
So so it's you, justin Ebach and Andy Albert. Yes,
and you're all writing this song. We'll all write a song.
We're trying to get pitched. Take me through the pitch

(28:24):
where you're all because what happened? You sit in the room.
But he goes, what about this? Yeah, so we were
trying to write another song and it felt too poppy
and weird. So after about an hour and like guys,
I'm not digging it. Let's try something else. You an hour,
you canceled an hour with the work, and and and
he goes, I've got this idea. It's already been a
carry Enderwood song called good Girl. And I'm like, go girl, good,
good good. Yeah, I'm right, Oh lord, how you know whatever?

(28:46):
So anyways, I'm like, well, I'll hear him out. And
then he talked about how he would flip it at
the end of the course. And we're just kind of
playing a little thing on a piano and it happened
just like magic. So you're writing on a piano that day.
I got it. I'm gonna play this. We'll come back
in a second. And Dustin's got the whole band here.
He's got his band and three other artists bands. It's amazing.

(29:07):
It's like, I'll just give you. I'm gonna play a
good Girl from Dustin Lynch and we'll come right back
with Dustin here on the Bobby Bone Show. Here it is,
I got it on the Bobby Bones Show. Now, dust
there's that new one. The first time I heard it
was you were you played in Austin Maggie made at

(29:28):
a bar right that the first time that I had
heard you played that so and so that's a little
nerve racking. You know you're gonna play it for the
first time, And I made recording it and compute it
was I got all the words, right. I think that's
still a thing to write. Even though you have a
bunch of hits. You ever after auble memorizing words to
remember in the words two your hits, Yes, ever forget them? Yes,
you hold the my account and go you sing it

(29:48):
or actually my go to is I'll point out somebody
and act like they made me laugh in the crowd.
So that's a good one. So it's not like I
missed a lot. I'm just like, oh, yeah, that's a
moment they're taking home with him, like, oh Dustin Lunch
pointed at me and laughed and really probably just forgot
his lary. That's literally it actually heart fest that you
forgot a word. Yeah, um, that was messing with some

(30:11):
girls down on the front road there and then I'm like, oh,
here comes I'm over to laugh, and then then I
remember the words I got singing what's this on? This thing?
Back with you the most right now? Small town boy
for sure? Yeah, So I was talking who is that
talking to Mike d about him recording that? Where's Mike
D quiet? Mike didn't say any words? Who are we talking?
Always in another room? Somebody who produced that? Za okay,

(30:36):
Zach crawl, Zach Karl? Did you have to lay on
the ground and sing that because his couch? Yeah? I was.
I was too. He wanted a lazier delivery. And how
this started is is we couldn't get it as lazy
as the demo because, um, they wrote small Town Boy
and demo small Town Boy on the Luke Bryan Farm tour.
So Red Aikins was a little bit hungover from what

(30:59):
I hear whenever he recorded the vocal. So it's super
lazy and laid back, and he kind of halfway sung
the words. So I want to record it. I couldn't
capture that. So his acts like, man, all right, come
back in, and I came back in, and he's gonna
you're gonna lay on this couch and try and sing it?
So I did. Was that weird to land a couch
and try to sing less good? Yes, it's it's hard,

(31:22):
you know, it's it's you used to sing it on
time and enunciating, and it's hard not to do that,
so you're just dragging its super lazy. Even when I
knew this story, it still sounds like you're singing it.
I mean, it sounds like the right song. I don't know.
I heard splitting hairs, I'm sure. But so when you
were singing it the first time, I must have been like,
she liked me. It's probably too hyphe you know, let

(31:43):
me hear this, Let me let me see if you're
lazy here, but what a producer that had that ear
and go, hey, you should sing this little lazi here, Yeah,
you think, good thing, and give you like a zanex
or something. Here, Take these, Take these, let's coffee this
morning to Dustin Lynches here. What's your favorite movie? Every

(32:04):
We were just talking about this before you walked in.
Oh you know like that? That's um. I still cried
during that movie. I don't know why. It just it
moves me big time. Bobby's trying to cry. Sometimes we're
just watching movies. Do you get emotional watching TV? Weird things?
Home depot commercials, commercials, specific episodes of like Full House,

(32:28):
when there's some kind of family moment, things will will
trigger me. But four scump, I think is probably the
best movie of our lifetime. I agree with that all
the way right. It doesn't be your favorite, even the soundtrack,
but yeah, but I think that it has a major actor,
it made a ton of money, It has all the

(32:48):
things that a blockbuster has, but there's also some real
depth to the story. Eddie, what's the other one? Saw?
We think those two are the best to not our favorites,
but the best two movie beas in our lifetime. Gump
has a lead in my book, but amy much fairy movie?
Oh you know? Ever? Well dirty Dancing? Do you get one? Okay?

(33:10):
Still Magnolias, Still Magnolia's Pretty Woman, see her it came up?
Or have you seen Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure? They
were laughing at me because that was my favorite movie
in my whole life until I was like, I since
changed it to Office Space. You've seen that one, I'm
sure I have. I'm so bad to remember what I've

(33:30):
seen these days. But these are old you wouldn't know,
but I feel like Office I had to see Dustin
Lynch is here and the bands here? Hey, everybody, you
guys all good? Yeah? Get those INSTI matres? What's fin
a little song? Here? So? How weird is it to
wake up in the morning and go, oh, man, I
gotta go play a song on stupid Bobby show. It's
it's very bizarre to sing this early. I've got to
be honest, because I'll be so irritated to wake up

(33:51):
and go stupid Bobby wants me to play a song
in a stupid show. That's why I would say if
I woke up, I would get over it. I don't
sing in the mornings, no, sheet it's fun. I love it.
You know what. We never get to play like this,
so I don't you know what's gonna happen. We're actually yesterday,
we're texting like who wants to come in? And how
are we going to make this different? Cool? Like we
haven't ever done it before. So here we are. Who
do you have to pay them every time? Or they

(34:12):
do have they are like salary? So they just, man,
that's what I need. I guess you guys are on salary. Huh.
I was gonna say that's what I need. How do
you think I've been showing up for twelve years? Doesn't
lets us here with this? That's a big deal to
put your band on salary? Yeah, Like as a like
that means something I remember back in the day, you

(34:33):
know it was. It was when we were splitting tips
at the bars. It was, you know, you'd feel bad
some nights, like here's thirty dollars, dude, thanks for playing tonight,
Like you're able to give them some sort of every
day income to just guessing Like that's a cool thing
for you and for the band. Yes, stability is rare
in the music business, and so when you get it, um,

(34:57):
it's special and blessing and you want to hold onto
it to get this guy Dustin Lynch over here had
his band all paid. I was watching their faces as
he was talking. Well, he drove up and what did
you read over they were They were nodding their heads
like yeah, it's like we're thankful. I felt that. I
felt that from the Cohne player, and I was trying

(35:18):
to text that yesterday. I got it right. Okay, I've
met him, but I don't remember your name. I'm so
billy Billy home billy like we normally called. I feel
like a home billy is thankful for the stability. I
found Cahoene Billy down on Ladies Night down at Cowboy's
Red River, and where's that Arlington, No is it Arlington's okay?

(35:41):
What do you mean? You found him? He was playing
on stage, you're dancing with him with him, he was
playing drums on stage and I came in to hang
out with my keyboard player at the time, I think,
and you just were impressed with his skills. Yea. It
was like that day's good. And then he moved to
Nashville and here he is. This is what six years ago?
Five years? What about? What about this dude? Do you

(36:04):
know his name? Yeah, Chris, that's Chris. I'm just pointing.
We call him Cobain, have shorter hair, looked like Cobain.
You got Chris? That was good? Well, yeah, I mean
about anything, listen whatever, Okay, are we ready we pay?
What did you meant? Cobain? Um referred to somebody I
don't know. River Stages, that's right. Yeah, you can Billy

(36:27):
Bobs on Ladies Night. It was two for one. Our
first gig was River Stages. Dustin's always sitting up the
Ladies Night. It was like, yeah, and Craig down there
Electric Cowboy. All right, Hey, so the band's here. Let's
play a little song here? Which one you gonna play
for let's do small town Oh this is the one

(36:47):
with the crowd sings back, So Dustin, let's just hear
a small town boy on Boyes. Alright, alright, I guess so.
Because of licensing roles, we can't play anything with music
on this I Heart radio channel or podcast anymore. But
you can't go to Bobby Bones dot com to see it.
We hate that we had to take it down. Wasn't
our decision, but I just wanted to keep you up

(37:07):
and we wanted to keep up as much as possible.
So go to Bobby Bones dot com to watch her
here whatever you're missing right now, and thank you for
listening to the show, and sorry about all the legal stuff. Bones.
Holy man, the morning does good on your voice. That's
that's the best you've ever sounded in here. I appreciate that.
That was really good. How about are you always going
with coffee? That was really good. I need to I'm

(37:31):
gonna hit this, but I gotta come back, and I
need to make an apologies to your face. I know
you remember one time I said something on there and
I was like, then I apologize for it, but now
but now I want to think a man up. Yeah,
So Dustin Lynch is here. He does this every yeah. Yeah,
and that's awesome of you to recognize it is awesome

(37:51):
of me. Hold on, Dustin Lynch is here. We're gonna
come right back on the Bobby Bones Show. No dust
is gonna be a lentis here. Yeah. So I need
to apologize to you, and I even apologize on the
air because we went to the I Heart Awards, not
the country festival with the award, yeah, the Lords in
l A. Yeah, and you had on this jacket and

(38:11):
I was like, what is he wearing? I was like what?
And then I realized I also where things that are
that are fashionably risky at times. And so I came
back and said, you know what, I was totally outlined.
I shouldn't have made fun of a jacket. Okay, of
for sure, you made fun of it, and I shouldn't
have kind of what didn't? What did you not luck
about it? I don't remember the jacket. I just remember
feeling like a duche because I shouldn't have made fun
of you. I think you said something like his grandma's

(38:33):
curtains maybe something like that. Let me see the jacket.
How do you remember that? I don't remember that but
whatever I said, I went home and felt I felt
genuinely bad Dustin, and he came back on air like
the next day. I was like, you know what that
was too across the line wasn't yeah, and it was
he does dress. There's something about you guys in my jackets.

(38:55):
Because see I'm trying. I'm still trying to find locate
my jacket that I promised Amy i'd give her. I
think my cousin took it. I can't find it. That's
always my cousin. Yeah, I want to see this pick.
Could someone find me the picture of him at Heart's curtains.
But here's the thing. I just shouldn't have been mean
spirit and I wouldn't mean spirited. I just didn't like myself.

(39:15):
So I apologize not to say that I won't ever
make fun of it again or anyone else, because I
just say what's on my heart. But then I didn't
like on my heart. Okay, the current thing may have
been a different, different jacket, wonderful, Okay, No, no, this
is it. So it's a black jacket and there's like
a moon and some flowers on the moon. Remember the jacket.
Well you think about that, man, I thought all that great. Okay,

(39:37):
you didn't I thought you anyway. I didn't like how
I approached it. And so to your face, like a
you do have all these jackets that you wear. Yeah,
deliberate to make that your thing because it's kind of
your thing now, Yeah, okay, I guess, um, I mean,
you gotta wear a jacket on the carpet so so,

(39:59):
but it's like a but it's like not like a
sports coach, like a bomber type bomber. Yeah, yeah, I
guess I don't know, you know what. For me, it's, hey,
we think this is cool. Yeah, I do too, Let's
put it on. I like that kind of that's kind
of how it goes. I mean, when that becomes not
the cool thing, I'm sure I won't do the bomber
jacket thing. Well, and the hat you've lost the hat
of sometimes sometimes yeah, that wasn't all genre award um

(40:20):
show and I was, I was presenting. And the thing
with cowboy hats at these shows, no one lights for
people wearing cowboy hats all because of the lights. So yeah,
so a lot of times, I mean, and this happens
to you know, sometimes you watch the show with Aldine
when he's up there and you can't see anything but
like his chin. So I just I just want to really. Then,
like on Pure Country when George Strait played Dusty and

(40:43):
he had like the body double with all the lights
and the action, you could you didn't really know if
it's really Then once Midland, one of the guys had
to go to a wedding and they put a different
guy in. Yeah, and they didn't even they didn't even
say it was a different third guy. They just dressed
in the same and put him up there. Oh my goodness, awesome,
and no one knew because has all the clothes yet
we were like, wait, where's the other guy and they're like, oh,
this is is replacing how about that? Yeah, how about that?

(41:10):
So the uh yeah, the jacket thing happened. Apologize for that,
thank you, it was Yeah, I'm just that being said,
I feel like you have also a bit got away
from the cowboy hat all the time, even more so
than just for light, like even on the Instagram. Yeah,
I mean you're trying to morph into just being I
think I'll always keep the cowboy head on stage. Um,

(41:31):
it feels like my Superman Kate and he wanted to
but um, you know in everyday life on this is
me cowboy hat or I mean baseball cup or or
no hat at all. Well, I got this new song
called good Girl enjoy it. Got it? M stream it? Yeah,
I love it. I told you you were playing this

(41:52):
the other night when you were warming up. I was
in the bathroom because I but I had never heard
the song. But I was getting ready. I got ready
for her country in the public restroom at the center.
People think that we've got like this whole place to
get ready. And now I was in there as like
you know, ticket holders when they're using the bathroom and like, hey,
guys just getting dressed, don't so. But I'm like, who

(42:17):
is because I hadn't heard the song yet, because I
and then I was like who is that? And who
is this song? And then he started singing, you know,
one of his songs. Right after I was like, oh,
that's Dustin Lynch. Dustin and I also had a long
conversation in the bathroom. There was a lot of people
and we both in the bathroom. We had just stood
there and talks and then I realized we're in there
so long. People were waiting on us for probably good

(42:39):
Grief well, they probably thought I was gonna be your
drum or something. That's how you meet your other night
are bathroom. Yeah, that's the things doing in there. We
did say in the bathroom for a long time talking.
All right, Dustin, let's good to see my friend. Thank
you guys for having congratulations on the song. I like,
do you just put it out? I think that's that's
what's happening now. Like you have music, you create music.

(43:00):
If you make music, feed the music to the people
and enjoy that. You didn't wait in for a year
for the next cycle for the record, like you have
fans that want music, like I admire that you're doing
things like that, like that wearing the jackets with the
moons and the flowers, putting the songs out. No, seriously though,
I think it's a cool things. All right, Dustin Lynch,
We'll see you, see you guys by everybody. Everybody good,
all right? Chris uh co home, Billy Cobain's have a

(43:31):
story for Lunchbox here. This guy is a cereal dying
and dasher, which means you go to a restaurant and
you eat and you run out before you pay the bill.
Lunch Box just talking about doing this all the time
and laugh about it too. I was good at it, yeah,
but that's not something to brag about that you were
good at dying and you're stealing. Yeah, you can look

(43:51):
at it that way, you know, it's the only way
to look at it. Okay. There's this guy named Paul Gonzalez.
He's forty five years old. He's accused of leaving women
with pricey restaurant bills after meeting them online, inviting them
out to eat, and then running out. I should have
laughed because all it doesn't encourage people like lunch bogs. Well,

(44:12):
here's the thing. The women starting to pay for the
meal he's done have to pay. That's good, that's not stealing.
More women came forward, accusing him of ordering a lot
of food and then he runs out like he sets
up at date, like swite. Okay, let's get together all
right out of there. That is funny though. Like one woman, Carol,

(44:35):
said she met him at the Mercado restaurant and after
he ate his food, he excused himself from the table
and never came back. A second woman said he invited
out to Smitty's Bar and grill ordered a bunch of food,
said he had to pee and they never came back.
How about that guy. I should have laughed. I should

(44:56):
have laughed at this. It's funny. It's his thing. Yeah,
I guess. Well, thanks for hanging out with us this morning.
It was good to have all Dustin Lynch back in
the studio. I got to get my apology out. Felt better.
I'm in Canada this morning doing a radio show from
the our Canadian studio. I think its the first time

(45:17):
we've ever done international show. How about us? How do
I sound? Do I sound Canadian? Ay? There you go.
We had a friend once and went to Hawaii and
came back and all of a sudden, they kept saying
aloha to everything, like in natural conversation. It was awkward.
It was awkward. Hey, well, it just depends which part

(45:39):
of can No. No, it just depends which part of
Canada you're in, because some of them say hey, and
some of them say hey, yeah, who's in Canada right now?
I'm in Toronto, and I said, they asked me a
question about Saskatchewan. They were testing me. They were saying, hey,
name three Canadian hockey teams. Obviously I know that I'm

(45:59):
a sports Then they said, named three Canadian provinces nailed it.
One of them is Saskatchewan and they said, no, it's
a sketch one. Come on, well it's like Louisville. Yeah,
I mean tomato tomato. But there's a right way to
say it if you're from there. No, there's that commercial
where the guys like Almond. These twins were born on

(46:25):
May fourth, and you know what May fourth is? Right
with you? Yes, Star Wars Day. So they named me
for Star Wars characters, which ones, Well, you may have
to help me with one of these names. One of
them is Luke Rowan Luke okay, that's Luke Skywalker. Oh
I get it. And the second one is KaiA. Oh yeah, lunchbox.

(46:49):
How do you feel about that? So dorky like they
So these people had the kids on that day on
purpose or they just happened to be that day, and
then they named him. Matter of these Star Wars people,
a You Talk couple became parents of a boy and
girl on Star Wars Day. The day is celebrated by
Star Wars fans because it sounds like the movies line
made the Force be with You, made the Fourth be

(47:10):
with you. So they name both of them their middle
names Luke and Leiah. Hey, if you want to be
a nerd, be a nerd. But finally, finally you're coming around. No,
I think I'm still gonna call you a nerd. But
if you want to be a nerd, you can be
a nerd. I wouldn't do that to my kid. You know,
what I saw was Amber Portwood from Teen Mom had
another baby. Yeah, and there. It's not on the show yet,

(47:33):
so I don't know. I don't try try to pay attention,
not in real life, only on the TV show. That way,
when I watched the season, I don't know what's about
to happen. So in the last one minute fifteen seconds,
you've made fun of a Star Wars watcher but admitted
that you're a teen mom watcher. Yeah, teen mom Yeah,
and that you avoid anything going on in their lives
so you can catch it on the TV show absolutely,

(47:54):
because then you already know what's gonna happen in the season.
So what's the point of watching. If you have a daughter,
would you name her Amber? No, I'd go with Macy.
That's probably my favorite team mom. The Teen Mom start
Welcome to Baby Boy with her boyfriend Andrew glennon eight
up James was born wait seven pounds eleven announces, or

(48:14):
I name it Chelsea if I had a daughter Chelsea
or Macy, maybe Macy Chelsea or Chelsea Macy first middle name.
Do you still feel like your baby that's gonna be
born in August is gonna be a girl? Yep? Absolutely,
So the heartbeat is at a certain rate that your
sister who's a nurse, that it's gonna be a girl. Yes.
And now your wife is having dreams. Yes, she's had

(48:34):
three dreams where she's been interacting with the baby or
the gender something and they were all it was female
all three times. So she's only had three baby dreams
and all three of the dreams the kid has been
a female. So that if that doesn't tell you that
she's connecting with the baby, I don't know what is.
The mom is the closest of the baby, and that

(48:54):
is a signed to me that it's a girl growing
inside of her. No, it's not a good point. So secondly,
let me ask you this lunchbox, because I had always
said that I was a bit jealous that I couldn't
have a baby for that nine months inside of me. Yeah,
and which is really weird. To think right, Well, no, no,
it's not that I want to be pregnant, but I
would like to be pregnant, Like I think that that's

(49:16):
a really cool part of the period with the baby,
where you're getting to know each other. I means in
the it's in your belly. And so I'm jealous as
the man that I don't get to have that first
nine months bonding with the baby. Does any part of
you wish that you had that nine months? One iota anyone?
And she's uncomfortable like she it's hard for her to sleep,

(49:39):
she can't get comfortable. She has carpal tunnel. She it's
hard to get up and go to the bathroom because diary,
I mean, so to me, there's nothing pleasant about that,
Like I get it, I can be except for the bonding.
When the baby comes out, he's already gonna know her. Well,
it's gonna know me too, because I talk. You can

(49:59):
hear my voice, That's true. We can hear lunch boxes
voice through walls at work. Exactly, Eddie a bit. Were
you jealous when the baby came out because it was
already bonded to your wife? No, not at all. Am
I the only weird one here that yes, huh, how
about me? I guess I'm just sensitive and care about that.
I've never heard of a guy I wanted to be pregnant.
You're the first one. Congratulations. How about that? Why hangovers

(50:25):
get worse when you age? A diet Titchen explains that
after age nine, boom, it's an increasing body fat and
lower muscle levels and hormonal changes. So I never had
a hangovers. I've never been drunk. But are your hangovers worse?
Eddie now? Oh? They suck, man. I get hangovers now
on two beers. Yeah. Back in the day, I had

(50:45):
to drink at least twelve beers for me to have
a hangover. Now too, I've got it. Lunch Box has
never been a hangover guy. Oddly, I've never been a
hangover guy. And go out on a Saturday night crush
it until three am. Be at the soccer field at
ed am. I'm ready to play. It's time for the
good news. Lots of kids have lemonade stand but they're

(51:06):
usually trying to earn money for a new toy or
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(51:27):
flavors Lemonade. She has raised over four thousand dollars so
far she has eliminate Stand and also I go fund
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(51:50):
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(52:33):
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(53:01):
let's go over to Amy now with the Morning Corny.
Here we go, Morning Corny. What did the football coach
say to the vending machine? Why did the football coach
stay to the vending machine? I need a quarterback? Okay,

(53:22):
that was the Morning Corny Bones, Show Bones, Josh and Charleston.
What's up? But hey, Bobby, how you doing? Man? Good man?
We're gonna say, listen, what's your favorite country album of
all time? You can go back as far as you want.
I've got one that's kind of stouted for me and
no use of my first kiss and all that, but

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you know it's it's a great one. Um got me
in the country back too, But I didn't know, really
what's your favorite? Was well, so the same reason I
think nostalgia takes us all back to our favorites, and
mine's probably Garth Brooks. Garth Brooks but if Tomorrow Never
Comes was on that album and if that's my favorite
Garth Brooks song. And I just remember having that tape

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because it's Garth Brooks in the cowboy hat by himself.
It's just like looking it's like the woods behind him.
It's like a day or something because he got a
Turtlenck on. So yeah, So Garth Brooks album, Garth Brooks
probably not the most Garth Brooks hits in but still
because that was the album that I really got into

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with Garth, because If Tomorrow Never Comes. And then probably
Johnny Cash the live album Yeah, Live from Sam Quentin's Yeah,
because my grandma and I I'm from Arkansas, Johnny Cash
from Arkansas, and we're so proud of people that come
from Arkansas because there aren't a lot of us that

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get out and try to make a name and represent
our state. And we all in Arkansas, feel like Johnny
Cash is one of ours. So my grandma was super
proud of him, and because of that, we would listen
to that record all the time. That's why I love
Boy Named Sue so much. I thought that was so
funny and so yeah, that's those are my probably my
two favorite records. What's yours? Oh Man? George Straight Peer Country.

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I mean, not gonna listen to every song on that album.
You know, it's a great one. Um, but I think
Garth Brooks the hits, I know it's kind of a
hits one, but it's nostalgic too. Man. I saw him
in Columbia, South Carolina ninety six when I graduated. I
took my shirt off on the top rum Man. I
mean he's I mean, he's not going to see me.
I'm in front of my girlfriend's parents. You know, we're eighteen.

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I'm just taking my shirt off, going gar If, I
love you in a minute, that like millisecond of space,
you know, And he heard me and he looks up.
He goes, man, you're crazy, I love you, And that
was it. I was so I bought it. You know,
I'm going to see him last few times last years.
About my wife. She's a part of groupie and nothing
like some Garth man. You know. But you know, we
had Chatta who we had, We had Raine Travis, you know,

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you know now for we had we'd have some great
ones back in the nineties and and uh you know,
and I just I love country now too. It's just
taking the tone, you know, well to think though when
we were young and we were going, I look at
all those music in the nineties. Ember a couple days
ago were talking about Travis Trip. You know, a song
came out twenty seven years ago. You here's a quarter
and to that traditional for us, was progressive for someone else.

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The people to listen to country again the seventies and eighties.
They were here in the nineties stuff going this is
not country, the same way people today are going, Oh no, no,
this is not country. The nineties was country. The cycle
will never be broken if this is not country. And
GARTHI even you know, he talks about how he had
the resistance when he first started. Yeah, the cycle will
never be broken. There will be people at some point going, man,

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I just missed country when it was Sam Hime singing
about a house part like and I make a joke
but that's not really a joke because it's never not progressed.
And as soon as something stops progressing, it dies. My
town a Mountain Pine, Arkansas, as soon as the mill
shut down, the town started to die. As soon as
things move forward, as soon as music stopped moving forward

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in format, it will die. Now, there are always a
traditionalist who and we need the traditionalists, but you don't
need a group full of traditionalist because then it just
stops and stays where it is. And but yeah, anyway,
all that to say that that's a good pick. My friend, Josh,
I appreciate your call. But hey, yeah, I'll see in Charleston.
Come up in a couple of weeks, have a have

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a good morning. Yeah, there we go. He'd better take
a shirt off that comedy show. Take your shirt off
and throw it around and put your hand swinging in
the air like a helicopter. You know who that is, lunchbox.
I've heard that song before. Famous country artist Pete Pablo
has a seven year old son and now he has

(57:42):
a girlfriend, Gladys. Her name is glad that's awesome. She's sixty.
I don't know, and that's the thing I don't know
for sure. That that's her real name, if that's what
he calls her, because you know, it's broken English and
is at of school where none of the other kids
speak English. They all speak different languages. Don't even ask
me how these teachers survived. But he comes home every

(58:03):
day and talks about Gladys. This my girlfriend. I love her.
I guess long, Oh you okay, Now that's my girlfriend.
Boys just love me. Oh she loves you? Yes, and
then Gladys. Yeah. And they love each others. I kiss

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glad does she whine? Now? Yes? This love me? I
kiss him the the I love her. And they hold hands.
Are you sure she's real? He's holding my hand, she

(58:45):
holds her hand. Yes, they do you do of my hand?
I love her to bite me. That's it. So what
are you doing from here? Well, I mean I think
I'm gonna have to talk to his teacher about Gladys
and for one year. See if she's real, I would
think all that's true. Your son's very affectionate. But just

(59:06):
the name Gladys, Gladys night. Yeah, it's even watching documentaries
and I don't know, but he talks about her all
the time. In her hair. He didn't talk about her
hair last night whenever I and I asked him if
I could record this. Obviously you have to get clearance
from to get clearance from the seven year old, But
some nights he talks about her hair, and he talks
about like petting her hair. He loves Gladys's hair, And

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I'm like, are you talking about stuff? Is American girl doll?
Because I wouldn't be above that. That's how the future
is gonna be awesome. Which, by the way, American girl
Doll is still tucked neatly in her little bed that
you got her. She hasn't taken her out of the
bed yet. No, she comes out, but at night she's
tucked into the bed right next to her bed, ready

(59:51):
to go. So your daughter and Gladys are going to bed.
I guess I know I need to clarify, Yeah, find out.
I'm glad this is real. How would you feel like
she is? Though? That's great? I mean I had boyfriends
and when I was like eight, it wasn't. It's not
like a yeah, it wasn't. It's not a big deal.
It's just like saying like, oh, this is my girlfriend her.
I don't think they I don't think they really kiss

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he's like, and he'll go like this, like this hand
birds and the bees half of the talk. Hey, Lunchbox,
let me present this scenario to you. You're on a
flight and there's a dad to be and he's on
FaceTime watching his baby be born. Do you want them

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to hold that flight for that guy? I don't man
delay in a whole flight for that that is I'm
about to be a dad. But if he didn't plan
it properly, that's his fault. I don't think I want
my whole vacation delay in an hour two hours. So
he could tell him to get off the flight. So

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your reaction would be, hey, sir, we're not holding the
whole flight. Up, get off the plane to watch a
baby born. Mhmm. So what about the fact that he's
a soldier. Okay, okay, he's a soldier. I mean what
if he's a post office worker a little bit different? Why?
Why is it different? Oh my gosh. I mean I

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think even a post office worker would say, I haven't
gone to war. I can say this about Lunchbox. At
least he's consistent, like he's I mean, the hardest thing
to find in life is consistency. And as much as
I disagree, and I think I look at a soldier
and I go, wow, you've got a bunch of courage
I don't have. At least a lunch box has the
same feelings and he doesn't whiffle waffle, you know what

(01:01:40):
I mean. So I applaud you for your effort, but man,
you're quite the loser, dude. A photo of a soldier
watching the birth of his first child live on his
phone has gone viral. They held the plane up, the
doctor said the baby's coming, so airport personnel allowed him
to wait in the whole flight to wait to see
the baby before they flew off. Let box, now what

(01:02:03):
you heard the whole story? Now, lunch box, what do
you think? I just I think they I disagree with
their decision, is what I'm saying. I think if he
wanted to watch the baby be born, he could have
caught the next flight, delaying other people's flight where they
have to go. What if someone's going to see a
dying relative on that flight and we're holding it up
so you can see your baby be born? Do we
not worry about what other people have going on on

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that flight? As Voltaire said, I may not agree with
you lunchbox, but I do respect your right to say it,
and I will fight to the death for it. Yes, Voltaire,
he's a smart dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Johnny Voltaire, did
you have the lunch box part in what? Alright? Anyway,
there's that story. A lot of kids are getting their

(01:02:48):
college textbooks paid for by doing go fund me accounts.
Are your thoughts on that lunchbox? I don't understand why
people are so stupid that they'll just don't to these
causes for no reason, Like it makes no senys me.
You're hard earned money, so you just give it to
people for no reason. I'm not donating to their books,

(01:03:08):
but you don't have to. But if people are dumb
enough to donate to their books, then more proud of
those people for getting the people to pay for their stuff.
We need to start one for my car payment. I
mean what And you know what if people wanted to
donate to that, that's awesome. Let me say this about books.
There were times where I couldn't afford all the books
in college because they were like two hundred bucks for

(01:03:30):
a book. Sometimes. Yeah, well you need to go to
half dot com. That's where I bought my books even
if it's a couple editions late, you may miss a
couple of chapters, but you My point is, I think
that's something that I would like to be a part of.
If I can help a kid, like I have a
scholarship that I get about my school every year, to
a kid I don't have to do that. I like
to do it because I think education is awesome. If

(01:03:51):
you want to go and continue education, but you don't
have the means like I would like to step in
and help. Yeah, I think that's a really good point.
Bobby knows what it's like to struggle with your school.
And if these kids can throw it up there and
other people want to donate, what's the harm. It doesn't
mean they're not Also working, doesn't mean And what if
they said, hey, I want to buy a new float
for some pool and then someone gave them money? What's
wrong with that? Yeah, Bobby got, didn't you like? Work

(01:04:13):
for you? Oh? You got? What did you get? You
had um scholarships? So are you able to use some
of your school loan to buy like video games? Well no, no, no, no,
saying hear me out hear me out here. I took
one loan in college. I took it for one thousand dollars,

(01:04:35):
and because I had no extra funds, I bought clothes
and a PlayStation two with that thousand dollars. That's really cool. So, um, listen,
My point is, I don't care if you want to
put a link up. It doesn't hurt me to not donate.
People may donate. I mean, do you think it's the
same thing as getting a scholarship? Because I got a scholarship.
It's not the same thing earn that scholarship. Dr Dre

(01:04:59):
loses a tri Aide Mark battle with a gynecologist named
Dr Dre d r a I. So there's Dr Dre
the hip hop artist. There's Dr Dre the gynecologist. They
have been in course since two thousand fifteen. Dr Dre
the hip hop artists as there was confusion, but it's
Dr Dre's real name. And secondly, Dr Dre the guyda
College is literally a doctor. Dr producer hip hop guy

(01:05:23):
is not literally a doctor. So the court said, no,
Dr Dre the hip hop artist, you can't own Dr Dre.
A North Texas school ends birthday spankings after complaints. Wait,
they do birthday spankings. An elementary school in North Texas
has ended an unusual tradition birthday spankings. For the past

(01:05:47):
eight years, students have been called to the principal's office
to receive a spank for each year. That's creepy. They
also get candy and a special pencil. Though, oh boy,
oh boy, this is juice now getting addressed. How long
has this been going on? In April, two complaints about
the practice. Yeah, I'm surprised, only two? And then what

(01:06:13):
the letter does? Note that students at the school always
had the option of getting a hug or high five
instead get out of here, but instead they got the spankings.
Words well, but you have to understand they also got
a pencil. Hey, candy, come here, kid, let me give
you a spanking. Yeah, that's kind of weird. Huh, it's

(01:06:34):
so weird. Who is the one who, whoever's idea this was,
and who was administering the spankings needs to get looking.
They probably sat around the room and goes, okay, what
can we do special for their birthday? We give him cake?
Were no, we give him spakin's. Yeah, that's it, Jim,
that's the winner. Automatically it's a guy named Jim. It

(01:06:54):
is actually a woman. They're not go again. Listen to
this one. There's a school bus driver accused of texting
behind the wheel, and so they go, hey, you can't
drive the bus and text. You're talking about kids, you're
talking about driving this humongous automobile and hitting other cars.

(01:07:16):
And he's, uh, by the way, it's a woman. I
just assumed it was a guy. There you go, welcome
to my son. Her name is Brenda Cartson, thirty nine
years old, facing fifteen separate charges and come on charges
including reckless driving and other traffic offenses. There's recording from
the bus. She's not wearing a seatbelt. She swerved throughout

(01:07:39):
traffic lanes. Apparently she's texting, and they went to her
phone and see what she was texting. She was looking
up your mama jokes. I mean it's important stuff. Yeah,
I guess. Oh, you're that's not important. You can't be
if you're a bus driver. Your phone should not even
be able to be of reach your phone. You know

(01:08:00):
we should do in our cars. Your phone should get
locked in the glove box. Immediately you get in the car.
Your phone goes in the glove box. You can't even
pull it out until you parked the car. Huh, but
can you take a call? No, not if your car
isn't ready for phone calling. More people are wrecking because
they're talking on the phone than anything else. And oh sorry,

(01:08:23):
go ahead. Side coming back to I'm just the camp
stuck on the your mama thing. I'm like wondering what
was so important she needs to know your mama joke?
Your mama is so fat. She had on a ball
jacket and a play a helicopter landed on her. Wait,
the only one in my head is from when I

(01:08:43):
was a kid. Is I don't even like saying that. Well,
then don't your mama. Your mom is so fat? She
sat on a rainbow and skittles came out. Your mom
was so ugly. She threw a boomerang and a few
used to come back. Oh, I got what I got on?

(01:09:03):
Your mom so stupid? She put lipstick on her forehead
to make up her mind. That's funny. That was definitely funny.
And we'll end with this one. And then as soon
as I hit it, Ray hit the button out like
it like it's a babe. Do I mean? Yeah? Your
mama so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest.
They said, sorry, no, professionals stupid. It's time for the

(01:09:33):
good news. So shout out to an author who has
donated nine hundred of their own books to be distributed
to first graders that just want to read. Yeah, that's cool.
Some schools we didn't have good books. We were a
really poor school. We didn't have good books. I remember
when the book fair would come, Oh, the book I

(01:09:56):
always liked the book fair because I could look at
it from afar. I would save up and try to
buy a boo. I know. But see, this is what's
great is for kids like you that couldn't afford to
buy the books, they get these books for free. I
would like to help out with a book fair. Yeah
they still have them right Yeah in the school, Yes,
probably twice a year. And so they have like all
the fancy books and the bookmarks, and they they sell
posters everything. I was always so jealous of the kids

(01:10:21):
that could afford. But always just so I just love
books so much as a kid now more in a Netflix,
but at the time, and I like to read, but
sometimes the Netflix gets me side truck. It's definitely sucks
up a lot of time. Yeah, just gonna read five books,
but I've been show I just watched Wild Wild Country
for the ninth time. All right, that's a good story though.

(01:10:43):
That was tell me something good your buddy and miss
the ball is right. There's a new Bobby Cat. Kimberly
Schlatman from Little Big Town came over to the house.

(01:11:03):
We talked for an hour about a Little Big town
and about all the other things that Kimberly does. She
even made cookies and brought him over to the house.
It's amazing. So search Bobby cast on I Heart Radio.
You can hear that. Amy said that Karen Fairchild send
her a direct message on Instagram what about your clothes? Yeah,
she just out of nowhere complimented me on my look
at I Heart this weekend. To quote her specifically, she said,

(01:11:25):
you looked beautiful at I heeart this weekend and I
was like, what is up? I screenshot it, send it
out to any of my friends that would care about it,
and all of them replied like, OMG, freaking out because
Karen is fashion goals. I love the way she dresses,
and I don't know, it's just the biggest compliment ever.
I loved it. I'm gonna keep it you're gonna keep

(01:11:45):
what that screenshot, I'm gonna frame it. I don't know, Maddie.
It's awesome. You know. Whenever we did that festival, I
became friends with Candice Cameron Beret, you know from Full House. Yeah.
So I tell you that she sent me a text
and texted her back, but she hasn't responded on like
two days. I don't think we're friends anymore. He scared her. Well,
I told you I sounded dorky on the radio because

(01:12:08):
I was like, I don't want to tell her about
big Fan, and then she heard that and then the
uh yeah, I sent her a text back. I didn't
hear back from her. I even asked a question in
the text, kind of keep it going, you do that?
I know I haven't asked a quite Yeah. And the
thing is she's been married for ten years, got three kids.
Like I just wanted to be friends, that's all. Yeah. Nothing,

(01:12:29):
I'm afraid to, like send her a d M message
on Instagram. Fun gift, yeah, yeah, send her something fun
like send or send her the text again, be like
maybe this didn't go through last time. Did send her
a gift of her on Full House? Yeah? No, But
that's what Morgan number two did Twitter, and that's where

(01:12:52):
she saw the article about me talking about her, which,
by the way, let me bring this up. Morgan number
two goes on the air. She said she had always
wanted to be a singer, so you know what, we
tried to let her chase that dream and she sang
and you know it wasn't great. Let's be honest, but
she did chase the dream and I admired that about her. Well,

(01:13:15):
Eddie then takes it and posted on his personal accounts. Yeah, So,
Morgan number two, why are you mad at Eddie because
he knew that I was embarrassed about it. And I've
personally not posted videos of me catching Eddie singing in
the studio to himself because he was embarrassed by them,

(01:13:36):
and so I was sad that he posted Happy. So
she's threatening me now to put those videos up. I'm like,
that's not fair. That's that's stuff I do off the
you know, off the air. Hold on, will you go
intendal on anybody everything. I'll sit here in order tacos
and you'll secretly secretly record me. Morgan number two, you
put those videos on you sending them to Bobby and
let's bind him on the air. Let's see Mr Singer. Well,

(01:13:57):
here's the thing, Morgan number two, that was a bit
on the air. It is content. If you wants to
post it, that's okay. Are you really that embarrassed about it?
I mean, you know, the internet was really nice to
me about it, so that's a good thing. But yeah,
it was embarrassing. But I did it, and you know
it's over. I gotta tell you. I watched it and

(01:14:18):
I laughed out loud so hard that I had I
was watching on his personal Instagram, and I'm watching it
and that's Morgan number through singing Amy's got her head
and then lunch bun Luck looking at her like, oh

(01:14:41):
it's pretty good. He's enjoying it. I was laughing so hard.
It's still Morgan number two. I admired you for getting
up and singing. Yes, that takes guts. I mean, listen,
I thought Amy was rude. Rude, that's me trying not
to mess her up. Oh yeah, what you do an

(01:15:03):
artist coming to perform? Amy? Put your head down with us? No,
not doesn't Lynch. She's amazing, Morgan number two. You're amazing too.
But I didn't know how it was going to go
and it just was you know, trust me, you're I'm
speaking as someone who can't see, but I too have
performed publicly. I did the national anthem that that's true
wing Nuts baseball game, and she did and it was terrible.

(01:15:25):
But she tried hard. But she tried hard. Yeah, I
did my best. Two. Don't be embarrassed about it. Own it.
Own it. I'm trying. You got on. Sorry, my ugo
is a little birth yesterday. Okay, man, I was. I'll
post it on my account again, but just some people
can see it. I'm gonna tell you. I was l

(01:15:49):
o l ing at how hard she was trying to
sing and the faith. Lunch Fox looks at her and goes, Yep,
that's it. At one point, he's giving her the fakest confidence.
He's like, already right now, I guess I'm gonna have
to go watch it because it's it's on mine. But
then you guys want to repost you I don't know
how confident she looked, because I'm telling you, Lunchblox gives

(01:16:12):
the mouth, he goes and gives a head Bob. I
laughed out anyway, Morgan umbertil you stay at it all right,
take your dreams not funny. Amy's asking me to play
the club, so I will. Here's Amy's daughter singing you
are My Sunshine. She's so geeked about this because at

(01:16:33):
the end she's just so proud of herself. And it's
in English, and she didn't know the song until like
five minutes before she learned in like five minutes. My
son just as Okay, that's a tain, she gets it.
My son, Shay, how much I love you? Please? Loved? Yeah? Da,

(01:17:08):
that is good. Who's singing with her? My son? He's
just in the background, kind of like mimicking. He doesn't
really know all the words. Are you whispering along with
her to guider No, No, that's their ninny Shine, my
only son, Shine. You make me happy? One sky is agreed.

(01:17:35):
You'll never know, dear, how much I love you. Please
don't take my sons shine away. He's good. That's cool. Noo,
it's really cool. Ashley and Nashville, how are you? I'm good?

(01:17:56):
How are you doing? Really good? Thanks for Colin? What
can I help you with? So? My daughter is uh
in third grade here in Nashville Andrew Jackson element Is School,
and she was a final project for school this year,
and it's to teach the teacher in her class, and
she wants to teach him about her favorite person, who
Lobby Rome. How about that? That's awesome. Huh So what

(01:18:18):
did she want to teach her? Um says she never
wants to teach him about. You know, she asked, I
bought my phone and she's like, well, we want to
listening to him in the morning. But but he's really inspiring.
He does a lot of good for people, and I
like that and I want to be like that. Well, well,
how about this? What if first of all, I can
make a video? Can she use that? If I'm like, hey, yeah,

(01:18:41):
she said that was the awesome. Yeah, I'll make a
video for her and I'll be sure to text it
over to you right after we get off the phone. Here.
So what else can I help you with on that?
Anything else? Um, she's just one sin that she's actually
in the car with me right now. I work at
her school and put her on. Let me talk to
her for a second. Okay, here you go, my bobby.
What's happening you? You in a project on me? That's cool?

(01:19:03):
What kind of questions do you have? I'll answer them
for you right now. Um, what is what is the
one thing my questions about? Well, the one thing is
that Amy, tell him what's the one thing? I don't know?
I have lots of things, like I was born in Arkansas.
Pick one thing though. Um. He he is fulfilling his
dream because he as a child, like five years old,

(01:19:25):
he said I'm gonna be in radio and then boom,
look at him, He's in radio. Yeah. I picked and
work toward my goal the entire time, and I kept
my grades up and I understood the value of education.
How about that. That's good? Yeah, give me another one.
I'm ready for these questions. Um, no, you got a question.

(01:19:47):
That's okay, that's okay, Okay, go ahead. Who's your favorite artist? Well?
I do love Garth Brooks. Hmm. I do really enjoy
Keith Urban. Who else do I like? Oh? I was
even going outside of John May for sure or that
John Meyer. Yeah, so I would say John mayor Garth Brooks,

(01:20:11):
Keith Urban, anybody else? Foo Fighters, I do love Food Fighters, Dirk's,
Derek Spentley, Benfolds, all that, all that, all that, that's
a lot. Okay, I'm gonna send you a video. Can
you stay on the phone to me. I think she's
quite nerv I think she got tired of me talking.
I'm going to to change my project. Mom. Okay, hey,

(01:20:31):
I'm gonna I'm gonna put you on holding. Get your number. Okay, okay, awesome,
all right, thank you. Hold one second. You're Amy's pile
of stories. The Town and Country magazine is throwing some
crazy summit party they have every year, and I guess
they invited Monica Lewinsky and she said, yeah, you know,
I would love to come. You know, well, they withdrew

(01:20:52):
her invitation upon learning that Bill Clinton would also be
in attendance. I wonder if they invited them both, wondering,
you know, I wonder if one of them says, yes, well,
clearly something like that happened. But Monica doesn't appreciate that
she's now not invited anymore because Bill is going to
be there. It's not fair as a former president. But

(01:21:14):
what do you want them together? They're not gonna be together.
Have they been together since? Not that we know of. Hey, hey,
so calorie counts will now be displayed at all restaurant
chains in America. And to define chains, it's really any
restaurant or grocery store or prepared food market that has
twenty or more locations. So if you're one of those places,

(01:21:36):
calorie counts now required by the f d A. You know,
I'm anxious to see if places, you know how on
the back of packages of the little square and it
gives you the nutrition facts says calories, says sugar all that.
So what they'll do is they'll say, for example, calories
a hundred and you go, oh, there's only a hundred
calories in this, but then there's another ace of servings

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per container seven. Yeah, then you're like have to get
out of calculator and then you go, oh, seven calories.
What they should do is just put how much is
in the whole bag, because that's misleading. They should just go,
here's a bag of stuff, seven calories for the whole bag.
They should do. I agree with you on like if
it's a can like that you're drinking a soda or something,

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but like a big old bag of chips, do you
think they should just add it all up? Absolutely, you're
doing the math anyway, because you're not saying, oh, there's
twenty six chips. It's like a peru. I mean, it
gets way too confusing. I like, Bobby, just tell me
what's in the bag and I'll make my own decisions
after that. What else you get? Okay, Bobby, what what
are your thoughts on this? Should you text and X
on their birthday? I think if you're on a good

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charge with them, Yeah, like I would text, and I
have texted all my ex is except for maybe one.
Yeah if it's a birthday, so it's your birthday, you
still text them? Yeah, I think so listen and you're
not gonna hear me say no. But I don't know
that I have every time. Yeah, if it's good terms, Yeah,
why not? Like I had a birthday out texture and

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be like, hey have birthday? Had a birthday birthday? Yeah?
Well I'm only bringing it up because I figured other
people might be in this situation where they're like, oh, shoot,
should I send a text? Because I've definitely been there
before before I was married. But I saw an article
and it just ask yourself these questions if you're about
to send a text. What am I hoping will happen
by the text? Do I let me answer this? What

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I'm hoping is that someone really important in my life
at one time still knows that I was thinking about
them on their important day, even if it's not romantic,
saying that's romantic, that's good. Go ahead, that's good. The
second thing you need to ask yourself is do you
still need closure? No? I don't think so. I think
the reason I am texting is because I don't need closure.

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Could you possibly be looking for an ego boost? No? Not,
That's not why I would text them now. And then lastly,
ask yourself, are you completely over your ex? Yeah? I
think so, But I don't know that we ever truly
get past anything that was of substance in our life.
I think we we can move from it and learn

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from it and turn into a better person from it.
But do we really get past anything romantic or not
that really was substance. I don't think we do. So.
I don't know how i'd answered that one, but I
would text them for sure. Okay, well, if anybody else
is going through that, Those are the questions you need
to ask yourself, and then you may proceed with the
birthday text you mean, and by that you mean neket
picture right? Guess what I do have birthday? Yes, totally,

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what I mean? I made me that's my pile your
buddy and the ball trans cross. Right, So vegetarians actually
eat meat when they're drunk. Behalf vegetarians say when they

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have too much a drink that you meat. That makes sense.
I think about Amy, and Amy goes on these tears
sometimes where she wanted any meat forever, and then she'll
have a hamburger and she'll just look forward to it
and then demolish it. And sometimes it's after you're drinking
a bit. I mean, I can think of one time
in particular, We're for sure. We were down somewhere on
Broadway and I definitely had a bite of a hamburger

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after I had had alcohol, and I was like, this
tastes amazing, but I'm sure it didn't really taste that great,
you know. Um. But other times I'm craving a hamburger.
It's just because I'm legit craving it. I don't know
what's up. But I could see how vegetarians get in
trouble there. And then do they even really know? There's
the question doesn't count if you don't know? Count? Yeah,

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because then can you still be like, I haven't eaten
meat in ten years. If you don't know, it doesn't count.
Tree falls in the woods. Does it make a sound?
The answer is no. If no one's there to hear it,
there's no sound to be heard. That's right, shop, let's go.
It's gonna wrap for us. I'm in Toronto, Canada, wrapping

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up the show. I'm gonna go. We've got a couple
of things to do today. I'm giving a keynote speech.
Remember yesterday we're talking about It's called no bones about It. Yeah,
except I really don't have anything to say yet. I
think that's just gonna be the term I assigned at
things when I don't know what I want to do. Yeah,
I like to have a little paper called no bones
about It. I'd like to submit. Oh yeah, it's doing
a couple of months. You'll love it. I can do

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anything I want under the term no bones about it. Right,
Because you still don't have a general idea of what
you want to talk about? Are you're just gonna wait
and see feel out the room. Well, I'm supposed to
speak to a bunch of radio people today and uh,
it's amy my topics. No bones about it? Okay, let
me alone. I'll tell you about it tomorrow. Okay. Yeah,
I didn't know if you needed us to help you
with ideas. No, I think it's more of an inspirational

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type thing. I think I should be good. I don't
know what I'm gonna do. Have a couple of things today,
but that's what I'm doing. I'm in Toronto and then
tomorrow after the show, I fly to Beaumont in New
Orleans and gonna do a couple of theaters stand up.
But they're sold out already, so I need to sell
any tickets I know, or I'd be like, come to
the show. But yeah, so we'll be out there doing that.
What are you doing today? I have some friends in

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town from California, so's me hanging out with them. And
that's it. You know, me at nap has called my
name and saying lunch box, come laid down. So I'll
be taking a nap for sure. Besides that, watching some Billions,
trying to catch up on that. I like that show.
It's good hockey tonight too, huh Oh game seven? You

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know what, correction, I'm going to the game tonight. Oh
you are going to go? Well? I tweeted Carrie Underwood,
hoping she's gonna tweet me back and offer me a ticket.
You don't know that you're going, so you don't know
that you're going correct, But I'm hoping. I said, if
she needs someone to go yell and scream with that,
I'm her manh Yeah, you're probably watching that on TV. Yeah,
it'll be billions in hockey for sure on your TV.

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I have a good Thursday. Tomorrow the Friday Morning Dance Party. Also,
Ryan Heard comes in for the Friday Morning Conversation. He's
got the song Diamonds or Twine in that he wrote
about him and Maren Morris getting married, So we'll talk
about that. So and we'll see if he's tired of
the middle yet, you know, because Marin sings that, why
don't we that that in the middle? Yeah, I want

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to ask him that too. So we'll see you tomorrow.
I have a great day, by everybody. Bobby Bone Show