Bobby Was Approached To Be On The Bachelor + Phrases Bobby Is Too Old To Say

Bobby was approached to be on 'The Bachelor' and phrases Bobby is too old to say

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across America. This is show. Yeah, welcome to Tuesday show.

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Joe is on. Hey Joe, Hey, what's up? Bobby? Good
morning man? How are you doing pretty good? Hey? Why
do you listen to the show? Listen? Uh? Well, first off,
I love country music. You guys uh played the best
round of it, and one Fox is pretty much my favorite.
Smart dude, very smart guy. He's right here. What would

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you like to say to your hero lunch box right now?
Keep of your demeanor, man, because it frightens my morning
and the way the way you guys did will with
Uber and Valentine's Day, proposing that I was told you
guys aren't changing. I'm not changing your guysitation off my radio.
I appreciate that. Where do you live? I live in Springhill, Florida. Man,
my favorite of all the spring Hills. Oh yeah, yeah

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too Florida. Yeah yeah, Hey, I appreciate that call. I
appreciate you. Appreciate you can see about it. Man, here
we are. You're another one. Man. People are so kind
this morning. Let's go over to Chelsea and Alabama. Hete Chelsea.
What up? Not much? Good work? Yeah? How kind of
job you have? Oh, I'm gonna do this office? How

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do you do with all the mouth stuff? It doesn't
bother me. I like it. I've always liked it. You like,
maybe you could stand it, but you'd like it. Yeah,
if you're helping people, just like I mean, just like
a nurse helps people. I feel like a proctologist helps
people too, because that works on the butt. But I
still wouldn't think about like it, you know what I mean.

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That's tough. I have a lot of I've had a
lot of diner work. Anyway, thank you for calling. What
do you think about the show? I think y'all are
so funny. I love that. How about that? Boys? Yeah? Yeah,
go ahead tell us more. I mean I listened to
in my kids in the car and they're laughing with me. Good. Yeah,
I always like that. Cool. So what time do you
have I mean you have to get to work and

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then what time do you get off work? Um? Usually
like so you never know after the last patient leaves. Yeah,
do you ever get mad when they like the patients
like extra knocked out of gas and you have to
sit in with me down because it happens to me
because I don't I don't drink or I don't do
it any drugs and so when I do take the gas,
it takes like four hours to come off. I leave

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about nine pm. Yeah, that's what I would be like,
get an uber, yeah, call it cab. Yeah, but I
didn't have uber in Kentucky. I mean you have one
of those guys that makes a new story because that
have to pay. Yeah, hey, I appreciate that call. Thank you, Chelsea. Welcome. Hey,
thanks for the call storarily this morning. Appreciate you recognizing

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people doing cool things. So this girl named Kelly Brown,
she has a twelve year old Chihuahua. The Chuawa's name
is Jackson, and he's only ever liked one kind of toy.
It's a plush lime green alligator that pet Smart has
and they named it Greeny and he goes through two years,
she always has plenty of them. Well, pet Smart discontinued it,
so dog didn't have a toy, and dog won't play

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with anything. So she gets on Facebook goes does anyone
know what he says? And it starts to get passed around. Well,
some of the works at a pet Smart, like four
States over saw the post found eight Greenies in the
store clearance been and shipped them to her. Isn't that funny?
Little things like that? It's so cool. So that's an
I See you to Greeny and pet Smart, Jacks and

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the dog, all those people. I see you Bobby bow
on show story It producer Raymond and airline news that
woman who tried to open the airplane door while the
plane was in around from San Francisco to Boise is
in cus City. Videos now surface have heard just going crazy.
Passengers had to take her down. In other news, in
New York, Utica College was placed on lockdown for several

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hours yesterday. The school received some threats over the phone.
The lockdown has been lifted, and finally, in weather news,
here comes another winter storm. By the end of the week,
the Northeast is gonna see a foot of snow possibly.
So there's this language app called Babel, and they asked
Europeans what's the hottest American accent? Because it's Americans, we

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all think the British accent is the best. So they
went to Europeans. So what's the best American accent? Number
One is the Deep South? Nice, Hey, you're welcome. Listen.
I grew up with their very thick accents. Still have
an accent. There's a lot of thicker. I had to
go to many, many hours of speech pathology, which was free,
by the way. I just took it on college campus.

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I learned how to take my eyes and turn him
to eyes. That was a big one because I still
saw on my ings or thing because I would always say,
you know, fishing, but fishing. So those are the small
things I still haven't even My dialect is still Southern
and my accents still Southern a bit, but it used
to be really crazy deep South. What's that word you say, meals, meals, meals, meals, meals, yeah, yeah, yeah,

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but yeah. That The hardest thing for me was the eyes,
you know. It was oys. Yeah, I'm gonna see you
for dinner later and we'll get eaten. When my Stepdad
comes on. You can hear that's how I used to talk. Yeah, so,
but I had to be on the radio. I'd at
least shake some of that. But that's the number one.
Deep South. New Yorker is number two. Get out of here?

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Is that New York or buston? Like give me give
me a pie, give me a pie like a pizza pie.
And what I'm saying I live over in Okay. I
don't think it's very good. I think it's a mix
of that's New York in Boston. What you're talking about.
New Yorker's number two, Bostonians number three. It's wicked cool, Yeah, wicked.

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That's right, that's right, wicked. Smile duncan, duncan, donut. I'm
not even saying anything. I understand the word. Let's go pats. Yeah.
Southern California is fourth, but I don't know what that
is except for surfer talk. Yeah, dude, is it sick
like Cowbunga or Valley Valley Girl or Jake Owen the
same thing in Florida? But Texan, which many Texans? And

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how do y'all is that that's the Texan that they're
talking about? How is it like cowboy instead of deep South.
It's cowboy, even though we're not really cowboys down in Texas. No,
but I think that's where most cowboys are, Texas, Wyoming,
not where we grew up. And I mean this, like
all my uncles were cowboys, like cowboy hats every day.

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And so a number six is Midwestern. So that's that.
Don't just don't you know? No, No, I love when
our listeners from Wisconsin call us or we go up
to Madison. That accent, to me, is one of the
best I put Midwestern, the Midwestern accent up there Bes.
It's so lovable. It's like a big old teddy berry.
He doesn't want to hug. And they have lots of cheese.

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Especially like that accent. That amy your favorite American accent.
I like Southern Texas. Thank you. This is timepter positivity.
Let's do it as we go around the room. What
a little tell me something good? Okay, okay, okay, lunch box.
You at first, George is nine years old. He'll be

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a hundred next month. And you think, oh, he's slowing down. No,
he's speeding up. He just said to swimming world records
in the fifty and the hundred meter freestyle. He's a
hundred and he's just swimming. Wow, so what's the record?
Do you know? But how he just says he beat
the fifty by thirty five seconds and the hud freestyle

(08:06):
by a minute. It doesn't give the time, but he
said he started swimming in at eight just to get
some exercise. Now he's setting world records. So I have one.
A brave and dedicated surgeon battled against the snow in
freezing conditions to operate on a patient. The doctor walked
eight miles for almost three hours to complete surgery. Because

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the snow was so thick the car would to go.
The surgery had to be done, so she walked for
that long and got there two hours and fifty minutes.
They had cancer and they had evidence, so she's like,
I gotta get there. She walked there? Is that crazy? Well?
Somehow a five month old female pit pull ended up

(08:47):
in a big dumpster will Luckily the trash collector saw
the dog, found it, took it to a local shelter,
put him up on Facebook page, and she did suffer injuries,
but she's gonna make a full recovery. And got a wow.
Yeah that and luckily the trash collector, even fount a
little thing, yeah, the big old dumpster, the Boy. One

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of the more fun things I think we do is
we let our audio producer Raymond come in the studio
and review Lifetime movies. So, what's the last movie? Saw? Producer? Raymond?
Bad tutor? Bad tutor like someone who tutors a kid. Yeah,
when we were growing up, we all had tutors in school,
when we're in middle school, high school, and they're always
great people. We learned from them. They helped us get

(09:32):
better grades. They did so much for us. But you
have to ask yourself what happens when the math turns
into holding hands, the science turns into hugs, and the
arithmetic turns into kisses. You become a bad tutor. And
so that's what the movie. But it's about a bad tutor.
And uh, this dude just gets obsessed with his chick

(09:52):
when he should probably be tutoring her. He's uh staring
into her eyes. Is it tragic or happy? In the end,
it's really happy. Uh, the dude falls in love with her.
It's not his fault. He's I mean, he was a
good tutor. But then the movie gets its title. He
becomes a bad tutor and how many popcorn cardinals? I

(10:12):
gave it five out of five. I thought it was awesome. Wow. Yeah,
the guys he's very, very likable, and then you know
you you feel his character, and then you also feel
the girl. She's just trying to get good grades and
she's trying to listen to her tutor. Five cardinals out
of five cardinals, five out of five. Yeah, Eddie, are
you googling it? He left out a detail. Apparently this
tutor's ex girlfriend was found at the bottom of a cliff.

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How she's dead? How do you forget that part? I
didn't know was that important. It was really just a flashback.
Thank you Produce Rayman. They're only two parts of your
body that never stopped growing. Amy, What do you think
they are? Your ears? Correct? Your ears? Always keep growing?
Your ears in your nose? Wow, only because haven't you

(10:58):
noticed sometimes old people their ears in their nose get
really big. No, my grandpa had huge ears, like actually,
just keep growing. So the longer you live, the bigger
ears and knows you have. Do you have that? I
think some people are. They don't they don't really grow
that much, but I've noticed it on some of my
older family members, like do you want it? The very

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best way to make someone feel loved, oh, hug them?
The acts of love, small gestures of kindness for no
absolute reason, basically what I just said. A Penn State
study of bilds not romantic movies. The majority of people
for our little things like having someone off for helping
hand leaving a note for no reason, not because you

(11:43):
got busted cheating. We need to do that more, um
out of the blue little helping things. Do you get
your husband? Do that help? Like we could be better
at it for sure. The next time the woman your
wife says she's suffering from cramps, it's not just in
her head. Scientists University of College and I discovered the

(12:04):
cramps as painful having a heart attack. Okay, yeah, yeah,
find someone understands us a heart attack. I don't know.
I've never had a heart attack, but I've had some
cramps that have been you know, knocked me out in bed,
you know well, And you also don't know how bad
it hurts for a guy you kicked in the nads.

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So since we don't know, we can't compare them, because
I would say they could gets in the nads is
worse than having a baby, but since we can't compare them,
we'll never know. Getting kicked in the nas heart attack
worse and getting shot at the same time and jumping
off building it hit in the ground. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Welcome to Tuesday, Sorry to day. This story comes us

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from Houston, Texas. There was about eight people at a party.
When they were doing some drinking. Someone said, oh, you
should try on that bullet proof vest and we'll fire
some shots at you. So they all took turned shooting
at the guy. Boom boom, and then one guy missed
and hit him and he was rushed to the hospital.
You know, it's sometimes I think genetically it helps us

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if really dumb people aren't able to recreate. But who
is the person that steps up and says, I'll do
the best that person who shouldn't be that one? And
then if you when they're shooting at him, Yeah, that's
that's crazy. I'm lunchbox out your bone head. Story of
the day. Everybody transmitted America. We have a little drama

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up here right now. By the way, it picks on microphone.
Didn't tell me, so I went to the other microphone. Yes, yeah,
but then no one told me, I walked it. I'm done,
I'm out. That's not even the drama. On a minute. Listen,
I had just an Amy home because she's sick. Amy sick.
You have to go home if you're sick, because you
get other people sick. So Amy left. But she was

(14:09):
sick yesterday and I said, Amy, are you sick? He
said no, I'm good. So I had just an Amy home.
And that's if you're sick, you just shouldn't be here.
So yeah, also ran over a cone in the garage
this morning. Oh no, listen, someone within my spot. I

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don't know who owns a Western Kentucky Toyota something. I
don't know its. Secondly, I don't even have a spot.
That's the thing. I just park in this same It's
not even a good spot that I park in. Does
everybody know the spot parking? Yeah, but it's good because
you could just turn on your car and then go
right out the garage. But it's not like a prime no. No, no,
it's in the middle. Yeah, do you know, just me
trying to live live in the middle. I just like consistent.

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And so there was someone in it, and I'm going,
oh man, so that was me off all day. So
I was pulling up the spot behind and hurd something. Go,
I drove over a road cone. It was parked. I
don't know. Hey, in my know drives at Toyota, Western Kentucky. Thing.
Raymond gotta be the sports show producer. Yeah it is. Yeah, Yeah,

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let's have a little talk with you. Tell him right now.
Let's send in the goons, ray go get him. Yeah,
do we have any goons we can send up there.
I've never talked to the guy before. I can knock
on his door. That's all right, that's what I get.
I'm going in the next few months. I don't even
care anymore. You can call me Beyonce if you want.
I'm asking for my own parking spot. So done. So

(15:34):
if I gotta play a single Ladies song when I
walk in the road, I like to make him request
please any of my own parking Yeah, I'm just embracing
it now. But there's a cone trapped under my car. Yeah,
so I need someone to go since your parking spots
in the middle of the parking lot, there was in
like a pole or anything around there, Like would do
you want it written on the on the ground like

(15:55):
Bobby's spot? I mean, I'd rather not be written anywhere.
People know leave it. They just get this feeling when
they parked there. It's like walking toward a ledge. You
start to your body to tighten up, like looking over
a cliff. Same thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, After twelve o'clock,
is it free to be parked in or just in
case you come back? I guess I want to walk

(16:17):
in the room straight Beyonce, excuse me? Manager like yeah, no,
So hey, Raymond, who can we send to go out
and pull that cone from Japaner neath my car? Um
I didn go do it? I don't know. I mean
you can, you can try. Like once I drove over
and knew I was driving over, I kept driving because

(16:38):
I was. Now it's in the middle of the cart
into the you're gonna need to jack it. Go take go,
take a look if you don't mind. I appreciate that.
Edison Amy home driving over cones this morning. Great morning, already,
it is a good morning. Do your boorts fixed? No
one told me and they came in pushing the wrong buttons.
But I'm listen. I got sleep last night. I think

(16:59):
that's why I feel odd, is that I get I
think seven hours of sleep. That's unheard of. That's amazing. Yeah,
so yeah, good morning. So do you feel good a
little bit? Uh? Seven hours? I mean, I just get
irritated when people come to the show sick, not because
I feel bad for them. We all get sick. But
if you bring it into the room, then it starts

(17:20):
to get passed around the room. We don't get rid
of it for a while. But I'm good. Hey, tomorrow,
Dave Barnes is going to be into play. I don't
know if you know Dave Barnes is, but he's He
did my podcast and he wrote God Gave Me You
for Blake Shelton, he wrote Craving You for Thomas Rhett
and he's also got his own record that's really good.
So tomorrow, Dave Barnes, James James Jason, James James James

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Jason excited about he did the Bobby Cast last week.
He's definitely my best friend now. He doesn't know it
yet though, Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're gonna tell. I mean
Figet brought up make it awkward. Definitely my best friend now.
He came up with the house and it was good.
The IHR Radio Music Awards of this weekend and So

(18:08):
what happens is depending on what format you are, you
run the nominees, and so the rock format, I wanted
to read the rock nominees. Well, I don't know. I
don't know the songs. So here we're the nominees and
we have the winner too, because they're announcing one award today.
So the nominees for what's a rock song of the year.

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So if you know any of these songs, Nothing More No, no,
that's the band name. I don't know the different I
don't know. It's called go to War by Nothing More. Dang,
I'm out of touch. I don't know it. I mean
that's pretty violent. Huh again help by Papa Roach. All right,

(19:01):
I know this song run by food Fighters medicate by
theory of a dead Man, don't They also had the
same to me here about dead man. Yeah, but they
all this could be the same song that sounds different around. Okay,

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that's so bad Stone Sour song number three, I remember them. Yeah,
Stone said I had a big hit if you okay? Well,
the winner is food Fighters Run yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
so again not really my cup of tea. If food

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Fighters are but I don't know the songs, but yeah,
Stone sour Man had a big rocket that ended up
going pop? Do you know the song? And he's looking
it up, looking it up, so I don't want to
say it. Yeah, we know it's it's bothered, right, that's it.
You're in the slug box. Yeah, yeah, that's a good one.

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Have another one too, anybody now I'm looking at you. Yeah,
you know, good for Are they the one that we're
in the band with the masks? Yeah, that's so they're
slip Knot in the lead singer did a lighter project.
That makes sense. Yeah, so this is his lighter. Is
his name Corey something, Corey Taylor? Yeah? Hey, Wray, do

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you see my cone in the car? Do you get it?
Was it under their heart? Not hard? I did barely
how to get it out. That's because you're strong though
you're still recreational body belt. It was pretty easy. Okay.
Were you annoyed for me? I mean no, but you
for sure ran over cone like your over thee and
that is kept driving. I feel about it right now. Hey,

(21:05):
let's just move that song down, all right, thank you.
We'll get back to it a second. We got a
lot of talking about Amy's not here, so we have
a lot of talk about with that amy. But The
Bachelor was last night. I saw none of it. I
just read about it, and I know lunch Box watched it,
so apparently it was pretty dramatic, even for someone who
doesn't watch The Bachelor, Like, I'm interested to hear you
talk about it. And this is a spoiler, I guess,

(21:26):
but it's such a big news that everyone knows it
at this point. Yeah, it's not a spoiler anymore. If
you missed it last night, you can't avoid it if
you get online or watch TV. The dude Ari had
picked a girl at the end of the show. We're
gonna come back and address this, Hey, you're the winner,
proposed proposed going down on one knee, and then time
weeks or months later, decide to change his mind to
go back to the other girl. Yeah. So I don't

(21:47):
know much about it except for that, So we'll talk
about that coming up to I didn't watch The Bachelor,
so I did read about it online. I was I'm intrigued.
So this kind of cheating because since I didn't watch
the show, I'm not really invested. But the ending sounds fascinating.
There's this guy named Ari, who I guess was on

(22:07):
a season prior, and he's a race car driver. Okay,
did you like him from the beginning? No, he's lame,
he's boring. I would say he's more of just a goober,
not very smooth and good with the ladies. He's just
kind of awkward. That sounds like my kind of guy.
I would like a bachelor like that. But you want excitement.
He's boring and lame. But it was awesome lost. So

(22:28):
this is not a spoiler because it's out everywhere. But
Ari chose Becca. How far into the show did you
choose Becca? They went on the first date together of
the whole season, and then he said I love you
to her the whole like halfway through the season. But
he told both girls, I love you, I love you,
I'm in love with you, and then he gets down

(22:49):
on one knee when Becca comes down. But last night,
how far into the episode the show did you propose? Oh?
Two hour, one hour and fifty minutes, as it was
near the end. Okay, so here already choosing Becca. This
morning I woke up and I thought about you, and
I thought about me and our kids together. I thought
about us when we're old, and I choose you today,

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Would I choose you every day from me on out? Yeah?
There it is smooth, good line. So he chooses back in,
but then he later breaks up with Becca. How they
spent some time in Peru, had a couple of vacations together.
Is this weeks after we saw weeks after the cameras
are away. They're meeting in l A for a little
rendezvous weekend. She's there. He shows up the house and

(23:33):
sits her down on the couch. I think for me,
the more I hung out with you, the more I
felt like I was losing the possibility and maybe reconciling
things with born. So what do you want to be

(23:53):
back with her? I want to see if there's that possibility.
Kidding me? So he breaks up with her for the
girl he didn't pick. Yeah, he's doing the cake needed to.
I mean, he had a good couple of muzzles her
move on to the next one. So now this is
an update from Becca, the girl that he picked and

(24:14):
then broke up with. Yeah, this is her and Chris
Harrison talking last night in the Final Rows. After the
after the Final Rows are sitting on the couch in
that studio. I mean after he left, I went through
all the motions. I was sad. I stayed in only
for a few days and cried for probably four days straight,
and um grieved the loss of that relationship in the

(24:36):
future that I thought we were going to have. You know,
And you can't make her the next bachelorette. No, because
if you're really good, people don't go for love on
this show. But if you're really going for love, she
just went through a traumatic life experience. Yeah, she's nobody
damaged from this. All of a sudden, she's ready to

(24:58):
go on date thirty dudes? Is she the next bachelor?
They did not announce that yet. I have not seen
any news reports that she is. No spoilers, no spoilers.
And tonight we got two more hours we find out
of this show. Yes, so there were three hours last
night and there's two hours of this. Yes. One hour
of last night was just then breaking up, like they

(25:18):
sat in this house awkwardly and she just goes, would
you please leave? And he just sat there and goes,
I just want to talk to you. So tonight we
find out if him and Lauren are together. We're gonna
hear from Becca. He's she's gonna see Ari for the
first time since he walked out of the house. Whoa man,
that's way too much. You'd be five hours. Do you
feel like your brains riding away by watching this all

(25:40):
this garbage? No, because I do other other things to
stimulate my brain. You do read books, and I would say, hey,
you should read, but you do read books. Yeah, so
that's what I feel like. This is my getaway from
reading books because I read very serious and dramatic books.
And I've tried that Saduco thing because they say it's
supposed to preva all timers. Wait, a couple of things

(26:02):
pop up. First of all, you've tried the Sadduco thing,
which means you just did Saduco played the game? Yeah,
and then too, do you think you have Alzheimer's? Like
do you have Do you think something's wrong with your mind? No?
I think when I get older, I'm scared about losing
my mind. Do you ever think, though, because I do
that if I'm losing my mind, I won't know it,
so it will really only affect those around me. And

(26:23):
there's nobody around me right now. Because if you're losing
your mind again, I see, I would be really difficult
for the people around you. But if you don't know,
does it really bother you? That's a good point. I
never thought of it that way. But do you understand
when you're losing your mind? I don't know. That's why
I just said. I mean, yeah, that's that's right. I
think people know that they get an idea that it's happening,
and then like in their moment, Yes, it's gotta be rough. Yeah,

(26:50):
I think it would be really rough for something like
to be a family. My grandmother went through it very
quickly before she died, so I didn't have a long
experience with it. But yeah, it's like me dying, like
it's just over. You don't even know. Yeah, like that's it.
You don't know. A great equalizer, as I call it.
So I live my life. We're all gonna die, so everything,

(27:12):
everything is okay, Thank you, lunch box fere update man,
you gotta tune in tonight and now I'll just ask
you for the update. Drama. But that's what the whole
shows about. Yeah, but like I told you, they came
to me pretty recently about being the bachelor, right, No,
I didn't tell you that. That's probably one of those
things you wrote on the note framing. Yeah, I can
fill you guys in in a bit. Okay, come on,
you have did a better Bachelor than Mari, But that

(27:34):
I don't know if you'd have done that ending, that
ending was good. My ending would have been girls. I'm
just not ready to sell that with anybody right now.
Bring in thirty more and we're gonna have another. I
just can't let me have my cake and eat thirty more. Okay,
thank you, Lunchbox Frere Update Com. Here are your top
five songs this week. Here we go Tuesday Stop five.

(27:57):
Number five, Devin Dawson, Mary Got Devin Dawson, All on me,
all of me songs, all on me, You got my
num You can call on me. You can tell a
little with the fall on me. When you're mad, you
can dig it out on me. There you go to
count Number four, Luke Bryan. Most people are good. I
believe most people are good, and most mamas on a

(28:20):
qualify for saying I believe most Friday nuts look better
under knee under stadium. Number three Scotty McCreary five more
minutes to give myself file. It's a former Number one
right there. Eight. Number two this week Chris Stapleton, Broken Halos,

(28:45):
bro Hallo, Boking Away Fly And your number one song
this week is Thomas rep marry Me. It's just you,
won Gey. She'n't marry me Tuesday's Top five right there,

(29:07):
don't want to marry me. That's the end of it.
But yeah, your number one song alternatives from Imagine Dragons,
whatever it takes, whatever. Your number one e d M
song is Selena Gomez and Marshmallow Wolves and Marshmallow got

(29:33):
funny because he wears a marshmallow his head with a
smiley face on it. But I wonder if people like
Dead Mouse, who wore at helmet first and even before
that Daft Punk, I wonder if they go, hey, guys,
quit stealing my thing because Daft Punk wore helmets covering
their face before anybody did. The Dead Mouse did, then
marshamallow Dad. Maybe that's what you need to make it big. Listen,

(29:57):
if I could wear something of my face, I would
have a long time ago. I'd have been a lucha
door wrestler. You are I do in a way. I
wear these big thick glasses as a deflector from my face.
Is that what you wear? Well? I can't see, but
I have a lot of options to glasses, but I
wear big dark room glasses because one I loved Weser

(30:19):
and I love Buddy Holly. But also I'm very insecure
about my looks, and so yeah, if you wear these glasses,
people remember you for your glasses. That's the first thing
they see. Not smart. So and then your number one
Urban a C song is from Scissor Love Galore. You know.

(30:50):
The one I really love right now is that Everything's
Gonna Be all Right from Yea, a favorite song on
the radio right now. He's going he was over with
the house last night. I'll tell you about that. Yeah,
davidly Murphy come with the house last night and bad
because Davidlye Murphy also a little when was this like

(31:17):
the same guy like on a bottle? And then two
thousand eighteen, Thing's going to be that everything He's gonna be.
I have a very unpopular opinion coming up that I
don't think it's all that cool to be a billionaire.
Now i'll tell you why, very unpopular. Boy. I just

(31:41):
created this opinion because Forbes moments ago put out their
eighteen list of the three Comic Club the Billionaire. I'll
tell you that in just a second. I do feel
like there's something to it. But standby for that now
time for the skinny latest from Nashville and Hollywood's second
Skinny Amy's out six. So it's me, Bobby, I'm handling it.

(32:06):
Garth Brook says he's working on new music in the studio.
He's recorded two new songs. There's a big anouncement coming
in April, and he also talks about being nominated for
Entertainer of the Year, where he says this year he's
not rooting for himself. He's running for Jason al Dean
this year. The a c M Awards April fift Ed
Sheeron had a scary moment during an Australian concert. A

(32:26):
fan stormed the stage to shake his hand. Mostly when
someone storm the stage, you don't know they're coming to
shake your hand. It could have been, you know, handshake,
a stab and but Ed first was like, what in
the world and he shook the fan's hand. Security guards
got to him. How in the world did they even
does this guy even get to Ed before the security

(32:47):
guards got him? But everybody's okay, that's just scary, man.
There you go, that's your thirty second skinny with me.
Bobby Forbes released their magazine. They say, hey, you're the
biggest billion rors in the world. So Jeff Bezos, the
Amazon guys at number one, Bill Gates and number two
Warren Buffet at number three. I don't know who this

(33:09):
number four guy is, but number five is Mark Zuckerberg,
So they're all pretty famous. Jeff Bezos worth a hundred
and twelve billion dollars, And it sounds like a terrible life.
If you have everything, is anything worth anything? Mhm Like,
if you have the option to have everything all the time,
is anything any value to you? Yeah? I just love

(33:31):
But the Beetles say, can't buy me love that. That's
my point. The richer you get, the more the things
that don't cost money matter. So I read about these
people with all this money unless we all would love
to be billionaires in our minds because it means we
have all these unlimited But if everything is unlimited, is

(33:52):
anything even worth it anymore? If you can have any
car you want, is anyone car cool enough to make
you go, okay, cool cool cool? Now it's just another car.
There's another car. And I know it doesn't feel like
it should make sense. But if you have the ability
to have everything, then nothing matters. What about stress level,
because I know, like you know, when you're not making
enough money, you feel stressed out the bills come in
or whatever you owe money, Like, what about stress level

(34:14):
at that At that level, I think it's a different level.
I'll talk about me. For example, I grew up super poor,
food stamps, were on welfare. We were that in that family,
just a mom raising kids for a long time. And
so I think the stress for me was whenever I
turned sixteen, had to take care of myself. One I
already knew how to do it because I was raised

(34:36):
four so I knew how to be poor pretty easily.
And so that stress, yeah, it goes away now that
so I have to worry about bills as much now
as I did when I was a kid, but or
even when I was But now the stress is taking
care of other people, different stress. So just should have
taken care of myself. I after about all you got
if I do something and now I get fired. Oh

(34:56):
you guys get fired and you're out of jobs too,
So now it's not the same stress. And I'm not
arguing these billionaires stress level. I have no idea all
I can do is equated to what I do. And
so because I don't have to worry about my gas
bill right now, because I have a good job, I
do worry about, well, what if I screw up? And
then lunch Box and you, Eddie and Amy and Raymond

(35:19):
they have jobs anymore then our gas bills in trouble.
That's a thing. It's not the same thing, but I
think it's a different stress. I think I stressed more
about that than I did because I know how to
be broke. I was broke forever being broken and fine,
but I was broken. If I went back to being
broke today, got it. But it's more fun. I don't

(35:40):
have fun. I don't even have a hobby. I don't
even you don't have fun now. I don't know what
to do with my hand. It's like being at a
party and you don't do your hands. That My life
is basically being at a party and not knowing what
to do with my hands. I don't have hobbies, and
so when I do have downtime, I get I was
talking to my therapist about this, like I don't know
what I have. Nothing that I do is it's fun.
I don't have an escape because I've never had one

(36:02):
built in. I never had hobbies as a kid because
I never had time, because I had to work, I
had to pay a car payment, insurance payment, had to
pay rent. My parents never did that, and you have parents,
had one parent for a lot. So yeah, I became
a thing. So I still have never been able to
really be a kid, you ever, And so I always

(36:22):
go I wonder around be a kid. Hey, dude, that's
like Michael Jackson. Build a ranch and put a roll
and do you hear that throwing field? And that's a
fair comparison at all? Is it just okay? No, no, no,
it makes sense. I mean but at the times now though,

(36:43):
because you're not you know, I mean, we've gotta you
gotta start doing something now because you're no longer at
that point where you were when you were younger. You're
not poor anymore. You're not you have a friend base now,
and it's you can start with your family. I don't
have many friends that I don't have to pay. Okay,
but take that out of it, Okay, then all eliminated. No,
we're still here for you. No, I'm saying I don't

(37:03):
have many friends because this show is just me and
my friends. Yeah, I was able to bring all of
you guys on because we're all friends before we did
the show. But now you pay us. But now you're
on the payroll, so things are different. It's different. It's
a different dynamic. Absolutely, Eddie. If he fired you today,
that would ruin the friendship. It depends what the what
the firing was about. No, because you're late sometimes on

(37:25):
your own, you still yell at If you fire me
for being late, we don't totally wouldn't be friends. Yea,
it complicates things. So I see what he's saying. But
I don't want to be a billionaire. I'm just making it,
making a case for that. If you're turning the show
on right now, Amy is not here. She's sick, so
you will hear her and tell me something good a

(37:45):
little later, because I sent her home after we recorded
that part this morning, so Amy's out. Moms get sick.
But I told her yesterday too, I said, hey, you
should go home. No, I'm good. I think now when
I just say go home, just go home, there's no arguing. Yeah,
I think I should now be the illness dictator. I'm

(38:07):
not much in the dictatorship, but I do think I
am now the illness Dictator. It's a weird thing though.
So you know, like most people would want to go
home and just be like, oh, cool day off, but
like every time you do that, that's like I don't
want to go home. Yeah, because Gamy didn't want to
go home. Here's why. Because I think that by example,
i'm here, I'm like the mailman. Yes, regardless of my work,

(38:29):
I'm here, baby. And so I think that that has
in a great way rubbed off on the rest of
the show. And so you guys are like, I'm here too.
I can't put everybody down, but there's a point where
I have to go. You're hurting the rest of the team.
So if I get sick, I braive it. Listen, if
I'm not here called ambalance, yeah, because something's really wrong. Yeah,

(38:52):
that's unis the only problem with that is if I sniffle,
you think, oh you're sick. What if I just have
an itch of my nose? Sometimes a dictator makes tough.
That's the problem with the Illness Dictator. Starting today is
now taking the throne. Parking spot dictator doesn't want to
be that's wrong with McDonald's This guy's loves McDonald's name

(39:18):
is Don Gorsky. He's gonna end up being thirty thousand
Big Max, he said, quote Big Max my favorite food.
I'm gonna keeping him every day. Heats fourteen Big Macs
a week. Boy. He buys them in bulk and then
he microwaves him at home. He has the Guinness Book
of World Records for most Big Max ever eaten. Over
the past forty four years. He's only gone eight times

(39:40):
without eating a Big Mac in a day. Like stop
Big Max account for of his diet. He actually got
in the Guinness Book of World Record in two thousand
and sixteen when he d his twenty eight thousand, seven
eighty eight Big Mac on pasty thirty thousand in the
next month and a half, thirty thousand Big Mac. Now,

(40:00):
I'm someone who meets the same thing over and over
again just because I don't like too many thoughts coming
into my head. I don't want to worry about what
I'm meeting for lunch. But it's not a Big Matt No,
no no. But I tell you what I did do
after I finished my last taping, I had five cookies.
I told you this yesterday, and then I went to
In and Out stuff. It is really good stuff. I
went to In and Out and and I think In

(40:22):
and Out's overrated, but only because it's rated so high.
I think you can be overrated and still be awesome.
Did you get a real burger? I just gotta cheet burger.
You can be overrated and everyone goes just the greatest ever,
and I still take it and go, my love it is.
It's the greatest ever. I don't know, And I think
it's overrated, but it's still fantastic. I think a lot
of things are overrated, they're awesome. I thought Black Panther

(40:43):
the movie was awesome. There was no way it could
live up to the hype. But it was overrated. It was,
but there was, but it just couldn't have matched the hype.
I thought it was fantastic, one of the best superhero
movies I've seen in years and years, But uh not
old school? What was the other one where they all
going to Vegas? Great movie? Laughed out loud, but everyone

(41:06):
was just talking about it so much before I went
in that it could not have possibly lived up to
the hype. I'll give you another one, Taylor Swift, shake
it off. But it came out, they were like, there
was no way she could have won because everyone wanted
it to be not shake it off? What was the
last one? The last one? I know what you made
last summer? Look what you made me do? Yes, that

(41:29):
song was really good. There's no way she could have
made a song that fell into the hype that people
were creating for that song. So just because something doesn't
live up to the hype doesn't mean that's not awesome.
All those things I listed were awesome, could not live
up to the hype that was built, because so there's that.
But in out Burger, I crushed it. Overrated though. Let

(41:49):
me tell you what I did though. I went and
I bought it. I took it back to the hotel.
I wanted to enjoy it in the hotel. I don't
want to. Yeah, that's exactly what I did. So what
was good? It's fantastic, and I made myself not regret
it later because what happens is fight bad. I regret
it three hours. So it's made Hamburger five cookies. You

(42:10):
and correct you are nuts in full milk? What whole
milk milk? Oh, my goodness, who is this guy? Line?
I don't know I'm telling you what. Yeah, I have
a bunch of calls. If you're on the on the
whold line here, I'm coming to you. I got on
a little rent. They're about being overrated. Amy's not here today,
so the wheels are off. Yeah, the wheels are off.

(42:33):
The car on the phone is Taylor in Arkansas. Hey Taylor,
Hey Bobby, Hey guys, good morning to you. Good morning.
What can I do for you? I just want to
let you guys know that I love listening to your
show every single morning because there's so much negativity going
on right now everywhere else that you tune into that

(42:55):
is so refreshing to just have something positives listen to.
And I love that You'll did not be rehearsed at all.
It's just so carefree and you know, are just so positive.
It's just such a breath of fresh air. Man, if
we rehearsed and this is the best we could do
at lunch box, is gonna say or anybody? And I
just love it. Hey, Taylor, I appreciate that call. Where

(43:17):
are you from in Arkansas? I appreciate you guys. Um
I am from Center to Arkansas. Oh yes, I know it. Well, Hey,
and thank you, and you appreciate. Let me take this one. Hey,
let's go over to New Orleans, Alison. What's happening? Hey, Bobby,
how are you good? Thank you for calling. What's going on? Um?
I'm just calling in because I do think you have

(43:37):
multiple hobbies? All right, go ahead. My point was all
I do is work, and now I haven't developed hobbies
because I never really had a time to develop hobbies
as a kid. Every time it was always scratching to
eat more though, most of them having fun, And so
what are my hobbies? Comedy right in your book and
doing your bands? All of those, yes, you get paid for,

(43:59):
but are on the side, so they're all happies. You
don't think so much. One of those are all work,
all work, work, work, they're they're they're not relaxing, and
they're not as fun as they could be if they
were just for one time, one weekend. Okay, yes, but
he stresses about them year round. Yeah, I think that's fair.
But I do like that. I like this job. I
love this job. Still work. No, just yeah, listen, I'm

(44:22):
not here to argue about my life. But I appreciate
the call, Allison. I'm looking for it. Like some people go.
You know, every year, every three years we try to
go to Disney and that's our escape. Oh that's cool. No,
what to Disney? I'm by myself. You didn't get to
Disney by yourself? Was it cool? Myself escape? I just
never get to go. I didn't want a vacation in
my whole life until you know, I was able to

(44:44):
pay for myself my twenties. No, it was a lot
of people, I know, any kids. I was the third
year old man walking around by himself. Yeah all right,
yeah he's come, Alison, thank you. And when I went
to Hawaii finish my book, okay, why oh you're working
there still? I went and hicked him out by myself,
you know what I thought? So is that the thing

(45:04):
that like when if you're getting paid for it, it's
not a hobby pretty much the rule. No, I've been
able to turn my hobbies into making making mind some
money off. Yeah, but not like a hobby like crochet.
Miriam Webster released the new words. The words include things
like subtweet. You know what I just learned? What that was?

(45:27):
Go ahead? Yeah, that's like when you're in a tweet
but they don't tag you like they don't put at
producer ready or at Mr Bobby Bones. If I were
just a tweet up, well, I should wish I was
sick today in miss work and didn't say what it
was about to say who was too? That's a sub
tweet that'd be toward Amy. Amy really is sick. But
if I tweeted that, it wouldn't be to her, but
she would and she'd probably never see it. But that's

(45:48):
a subtweet. Dumpster fire makes the list, which a lot
of times this show has referred to that as a
dumpster fire? Is that just like a mess? And cryptocurrency? Yeah? Bitcoin?
What's the other one? Bitcoin? Like air Through? Are you throom? Yeah?
I bought some of your through. It's good stuff. Man,

(46:12):
not really, I'm not not much of a fan of
the yourta ru uh. And then there's also man's plain,
there's any other one? Any words you're totally sick of?
Mostly for me, it's just words I'm sick of. Are
the words that I'm just too old and I go
stop like lit it's cool, you like it's it's it's cool,

(46:34):
it's easy, it's I only hate it because I ain't
it because I'm too old to use it, so I
can't use it. I found that the words that I
use for cool aren't that cool anymore, because I'll say
things are cool, they're awesome, and that's really not used
cool and awesome. The one that I use a little
bit that I just occasionally sprinkle out there, that I've
used for years, it's like something sick, dude, that's sick.

(46:55):
But I don't use it a lot because it's so
on the borderline of what I can stick. Because I
can't say lit. It's like, here's the starry seven year
old saying, can't do it. I never say lit. Lunch bunks.
You don't say lit. I've said lit before, like using
a sentence those party's lit say that, come on, we're
gonna get lit tonight. Another one that I don't say

(47:16):
is whenever they tax want to go, that's goals. Yeah,
that's dumb goals. They do relationship goals and they show
people go relationship goals. And all I think of what
someone says that is all bets are miserable behind the scenes.
Anyone that's super lovey dovey in public all the time,
I always think they're putting it out there. It's not
fair to think that people that smile all the time

(47:38):
and just like that person that I have a whole
thing in my head about why we smiling pictures? Why
do we Why do we have to present this fake
happiness that we never even show in real life? When
did that happen too? Because back on the old black
and white pictures, they never smiled. I wish that I,
which is frowned every picture to be more realistic, just
mad all the time. It's just no emotion at all

(47:58):
smiling and pictures to me, because you never smiled that
big in real life ever, Like think about okay, have
a smile, you put this big old smile on your
face even if you're happy. You don't do that. So
why in the world do we do it in pictures?
And we all present this fake front all the time?
This is the original Instagram. It's fake smiling because it

(48:18):
looks like you're happy everywhere you go. We're not happy.
Sometimes we are, sometimes we're not. All right, No more smiles,
don't get me started. Here we go Morgan number two,
year twenty four. Do you ever say goals? Yeah? I
say goals all the time. Yeah, it's annoying. Again, I
only think it's annoying because I'm too old. I don't
think it's annoying. It's in general. I'm annoyed that. Okay,
let me be honest. I'm just annoyed. I can't say it. Okay,

(48:39):
let's get out of the root of it. You may
or may not be a little bit I'm not. I'm
not cool enough to use the new terminology. Like I
was listening to mego Stir Fry last night and I's going, man,
I really wish I could get into me Goes a
Megoes is up three the three Yeah, and I like
him a little bit, but I'm going I just kind
of out of it just a bit. And then I

(49:00):
have a Tupac playlist and I was like, this is
what it used to be. That's wrong with me and
who I used to hate. Yeah, that's what happens when
you get older. Man, I know, but I'm trying to
embrace it rather than find it. But you give me
a hard time for the clothes that I wear. I
just were comfortable clothes. Well, I mean the hard time
is just that, you know, you sometimes dress like the

(49:22):
way the kids are dressing teenager is yeah, to head
on sweats and a t shirt on Instagram. I'm not saying,
go fool on. Khaki's up to your ribs. Like, I
also have a job that allows me to like, look
at my shoes today. These are red. No, man, your
shoe games strong for sure. Oh yeah those are nice.
It's a red like retro Jordan's. Yeah, but why do
you always wear different like shoes? You like shoes, right,

(49:43):
they call you? What? Oh no, like around the streets. Yeah,
that's that's what I heard. Like I'll walk around the
streets that they yell at me. I heard that about you,
Like here he comes there. They put their hands on
their mouth like a megaphone. They go, boy, yeah, that's
my and everybody there and then the hashtag shoe goals.

(50:04):
They don't sho Bay Bay, which is different. Let's say
Jamie and Fresno. Hello, Jamie. Hi. I have been trying
to get through to you guys forever. I'm surprised I
actually got through here. Waits been waiting for you for
a long time. We keep saying, when's Jamie getting through? Jamie?
What would you like to say? Um? You guys totally

(50:27):
make my morning. It's five thirty right now and I
am on my way to work. I work at a
coffee shop, so I opened, and you guys totally make
my morning so much better. I literally listen for you
guys every day, look forward to it every day. Thank you.
You know I love Fresno. There's a special place in
my heart for Fresno. Yeah. I know that you like

(50:47):
Fredsno State and everything like that. You wear all the
bulldog stuff and listen. I only am loyal to the
University of Arkansas, the Razorbacks, but I love me some Fresno.
I will There are two schools that I will wear,
which off State and Fresno the Shockers for those two,
Fresno staying which stands. It's other than markets all Razorbacks.
It's it I got. But hey, I appreciate the call.

(51:09):
So Jamie, Hey, let me ask you about when I
order a dirty chi, because that's what I order with
a shot of espresso. Sometimes a chi is a t right, Yeah,
but I has caffeine in it. Chi already has caffeine. Yeah.
Has Starbucks changed the language that all coffee shops operate?

(51:29):
Oh my god, you have no idea. It's so annoying.
And people companies and they will ask for the most
simple things. They'll be like, can you make a latte?
And I'm like, dude, like it's alte, Like it's the
most common thing, Like it's it's crazy to me. Well,
someone come into your coffee. Where do you work? By
the way, I work at Yellow Mug Coffee, one of

(51:51):
my favorite yellow mugs of all on all the land.
So it's not Starbucks. But when people come and go,
I'll take a tall dirty chi uh skinny? Yeah. Will
they do the Starbucks to order at your place all
the time, all the time? And what do you mean?
Because they'll be like, can I get a tall? And

(52:12):
I'll reach for a small and then they'll be like, no,
I want to large, And I'm like, wait, but what's
at Starbucks? Yeah, I don't even know. I just ordered
the small, medium or large. I'm not even to that
level yet. But I prey hate. I appreciate the call,
and thank you for calling. I'm coming to Fresno in
like three weeks or so. I know. I couldn't get tickets.

(52:34):
I tried, I wouldn't work and my friend was trying
to get me tickets. So we couldn't get tickets. And
if I had any extra to give away, I would
give them to you right now. Hey, why don't you
keep our name because anything does come up. I know
both shows are completely sold out. If any do come up,
I will call you, okay, but I can't promise that
anyone come up. Okay, thank you. I love you guys,
Thank you so much. Thank you, Jamie. Yeah, going on

(52:56):
the road next weekend. So not Fresno, but I go
Colorado Springs next weekend. Show is gonna be terrible. First show,
the tour, first show. I'm just working new material. If
you're listening right now in Colorado Springs, prepare yourself. It's
gonna be a rotten show. It's gonna be fun. But
I'm up there with just all new stuff. You just
gotta see what works. But Pittsburgh, I'm coming to you, Albuquerque, Tampa.

(53:18):
Just go to Bobby Bones Comedy dot Com. Okay, all
that good. So how far into it does it get good?
What your show? Because you said the first one is
gonna be terrible, the well, all of them. Yeah, it's fine.
It just depends what you like. As long as I'm
honest with the crowd and I go, hey, listen, I

(53:39):
got a bunch of material. I' about to work tonight.
We're just gonna see what works. That's different. It's an experience. Yeah.
Then then near the end, I'm working on the special
and I'm trying to get things crafted down. So yeah,
I appreciate. I appreciate the call. Lots of people calling
it Amy's not here, Amy sick, which is why I've
talked for eleven minutes. And yeah, I'm totally disregarded. All rules.
Have to follow the rules, amies here. You know we
need Amy? Yeah, what we do. But tomorrow, though, some

(54:06):
listeners were upset with me yesterday because I mentioned on
Monday of next week, I have a big announcement, another one.
And the reason that I pre announced it is because
I wanted lunch Box to have a secret, because I'll
do things sometimes and I'll say, hey, i'm gonna talking
about this, and lunch Box has always left out and
this is the one time only he knows. So that's

(54:27):
why month next Monday, big announcement. I mean what, it's big,
holy crap as it is, but I'm gonna say this too.
I don't think all the listeners are gonna be happy
for me, and that's all I'll leave it. You know what,
I wondered lunch box because I asked you where it
wasn't the scale of one to s and you said
nine point nine? Would you mind if I told Mike

(54:51):
D only and he could give us his gauge. No,
I don't want to know, because he can let the
listeners know. Also, because you tend to build things up.
Let me tell one other per and just for the
sake of for our listeners, they can know if it's
a real deal or not. Man, you can tell who
I tell it to. But Mike D doesn't whisper a
word to anybody. You can't even talk, all right, you

(55:12):
can tell Mike can I? I guess? Okay, okay, you
have a lunchbox. I's gonna tell Mike D. Right, You're
gonna tell the secret. No, no, because I'll tell dang
it and so and some people online we're thinking you
were testing me and giving me a fake secret. No, no,
it leaked. That's the thing though. I was like, man,
that's pretty genius if you did that. So in a minute,

(55:34):
I'll tell him. We'll come back and get a check
in with Mike D, who oh boy is the creative
of the show, writes the games. He wrote this game.
Do you want to play locations and songs games? Oh yeah,
so Amy's out sick by the way she left this morning,
Morgan number two, you wanna play, let's do it? Are
you gonna good at songs or no? I mean I
think so? Okay, write your answer down. I will give

(55:57):
you the song. And they mentioned a location and you
just have to write down the place. Ready. So Billy
Carrington has a song called it Don't Hurt Like It
used to. We're all familiar with this jam right here, right, thanks,
that's not it. There's no I guess there's no hook
to the song. Okay, so it don't hurt like I
used to. So I had a couple of beers and
one of my friends told him just how our story ends?

(56:19):
Did it all I could to make it work? You
drugged my heart through the blank dirt? Got it long one?
You drugged my heart through the blank dirt. Number two? Alabama? No,
do you have to say your's our first game? Say
you're in an Alabama, Louisiana, Alabama and make it work.

(56:45):
But you drove my heart through the Alabama Alabama? All right?
How about this? Dirk S Bentley drunk on a plane.
I took two weeks vacation for the honeymoon. A couple
of tickets all inclusive down in It was a real
good one. I'm in Morgan number two. What do you have?

(57:08):
Morgan number two? Lunchbox, can't cool, Eddie can't Coon to
expectation Moon, A couple tickets all inclusive down and Canon.
How about this one can eat you? And he's setting
the wall on fire. Yeah, we got drunk on Blank Boulevard. Well,

(57:31):
this is a tough one taking pictures of people we
thought were stars. It's easy to give into your heart
when you're drunk. I'm in bones Blank Boulevard. This is
a tough one. Guys. Good luck. No, it's easy. I'm
in for the wind. Morgan number two still has no answer.
I'm in What do you What does the Morgan number do? Hollywood,

(57:53):
Holly Wood, Eddie La Siennaka when you're drunk though, hold on,
I thought that was it, but then I thought that
was an old alternatives on growing up a loss in
the end of Yeah, Garth Brooks, what she's doing now?

(58:21):
Oh yeah, last time I saw it was turning colder.
But that was years ago. Last I heard she had
moved to Blank oh gosh, I have three cities in
my mind right now. Yeah, it's easy. I'm in for
the wind. It's worth five points. It is not worth
five points. Eddie want to Yeah, I got, I got,
I'm in laster her. She moved to oh okay, number two. Yeah, sorry, Boulder, Eddie, Boulder, Laster.

(58:57):
She moved to bow. Yeah. He was rhyming colder with
boulder before the chain smokers yea and ranged over. Eddie's
went in four to two to two right now, yeah, yeah,
I got it. Let it go, Garth, Let's do one more,
Dan and shade tequila. We're three points. But when I

(59:18):
taste tequila, baby, I still see you cutting up the
floor in a sorority T shirt, the same one you wore,
and we were sky high in blank, same one you wore,
we were sky high in blank. There you go. Morgan

(59:39):
number two could have win it with this name that location, alright,
Morgan number two, Colorado lunch box. No Tahita. What I
don't think the heat is a place with it not
familiar with your It's all inclus a Tahita, Texas. It's

(01:00:03):
your bikinis in your beans and there in places called
Tahita and people go, there're supposed to be fancy. You're
thinking of fahitazing in Tahiti. You're thinking of Fahita and Tahiti,
and you guys all mixed up. Maybe it's Tahiti not Tahita,
New York. They have no clue. Think of the context clue.
Sky high in Tahita. I mean that is a context clue.

(01:00:28):
It's gonna be leg I'm being high in Colorado. Yeah, hey,
in New York sky it's in Tahita. No, Like, God
is what I have? Like I mean, you can say

(01:00:48):
that the elevation, but we know what that really means. Yeah, yeah, good.
Morgan Number two is our winner. She doesn't have a song,
so we'll play Amy you. By the way, she's wanting
all expense paid trips Tahita. Have fun out there. Yeah,
whatever you need. We're down in Taha sky diving into Hita.

(01:01:14):
Her dreams come true. I got a pamphlet. It said,
Tahita three knots, four days in Tahita, go there for
your honeymoon. I'm gonna look it up. Yes, do that.
Jeff and Austin, what's up, buddy? Hey man, there's a
Tahiti I know there's a Tahiti lunchbox with yelling Tahita.

(01:01:38):
Come on, he said, Tahiti to begin with, no, lunchbox,
what did you say? Be honest, said Tahiti. No, Jeff,
shut up for a second. Hold on, hold on, Jeff,
lunch box, what did you say? I had, Tahita. Tahita
is literally what he has. Jeff. I'm come on, that's
close enough. But Jeff, it still wasn't the right answer.

(01:02:03):
Come over, man, Yeah, Hey, how are you doing today?
You're good? I'm doing good at man. We finally got
some good weather. I appreciate you calling, buddy, thanks for listening.
I see. But yeah, no, no, no, let's not get twisted.
And Tahiti was wrong too in the game. We just played.
By the way. I have a big announcement on Monday
next week. And the reason I pretty pre announced it

(01:02:24):
is because I wanted to let lunch Box hold onto
a secret because he always complains that he doesn't get
the secrets. So I have a whispered to Mike d
who miked writes a lot of the games, and I
don't even know what what else do you do? You
just kind of quiet over there. Yeah, so I told
Mike d the secret. Lunchbox gave it a nine point
nine out of ten for my big announcement. What did

(01:02:46):
you give it? Number wise? It is a nine point nine. Yeah,
I'll leave it. Guys. That's a big deal. Leave it there.
What is it? I'm not saying. I'm not saying now
I'm the odd one out come on. Amy doesn't know either,
but I'm not gonna say anything else, Lunchbox, don't worry. Okay, good, okay, cool,
Welcome to the circle, Mike. I just wanted someone else

(01:03:10):
to verify that it was a big deal, lunch Box.
How does it feel to know a secret and then
now somebody else knows it? Well, it does diminish it
a little bit, but it still feels cool that I
was the first person to know. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
but he could trust me. Last night, David Lee Murphy
came into my house because we were doing a Bobby
cast and so David Murphy wrote it by himself. Don't

(01:03:39):
question me came out. I go with allway when it's recorded,
stop it, don't place to me. He wrote it by
himself too. Really yeah, so does he talk about who
Creole Williams is? You know, we didn't get into you
didn't ask him that, No, I can, I can gol

(01:04:00):
on want I've always wondered. But he has a song
out now that I love called Everything's Gonna Be, all
Right's Gonna Be? And Kenny sings on this record to
Kenny Chesney Desk. Kenny's producing the record for David Lee Murphy.
But he wrote a big Green Tractor David Lee Murphy
Dick Green Tractor, Slow Hero, Anywhere with You for Jako West.

(01:04:29):
He wrote this for Thompson Square. Are You Gonna Kiss Me?
He has ninety cuts. Aside from being what ya dude,
he's rich and you know what. He came to the
house last night. We were talking because he's from a
really small town in Illinois, from a really small town
in Arkansas. And we're both big sports fans because that's
what we had growing up. We was able to watch sports.

(01:04:51):
And he had a T shirt on with the whole
arm pit, and I was like, hey, even a real man,
and so yeah, it was fine. That would be out
Thursday on the Bobby Cast. I'll tell you one thing
I know about a day with Lee Murphy. For years,
I thought his song was dust on the Bottom. I
think a lot of people still think that. Yeah, And
I was mind blown when I found it. It was

(01:05:12):
dust on the bottle. I was like, how growth would you?
Why would you drink a glass of wine with dust
on the bottom. That's gross, Oh bottle, that makes sense now.
I could not understand it, so mind blowing, so out
of character. If you'd be wrong with that music about
a song that came out a long time ago. This
is what it came out, though for those first couple

(01:05:33):
of years, I thought it was dust on the bottom.
Nice guy. I've met him before, and he was we'd
spent time together at our Raging Idiots concert. It's a
band Eddie and I have, and he came out and
watched us play, and I was like, yeah, I apologize
you guys. No, man, you guys worked crowd, I said,
I worked crowd. I mean can't sing? You guys, you
worked crowd fifteen thousand people. I said, you have worked crowd?
You mean can't sing? It's good. It's good. He's a

(01:05:54):
really nice guy, real pleasant guy. So, by the way,
I said, I read a story that millennials are being
scammed at I'm more money than old people are. Huh, why, Well,
you always know, Hey, I'm some prince of Africa. I
needed an account to borrow, right, so you think I'm
eighty three, I'll let you borrow my accountant sunny, And
so that's what we think. But the story came out

(01:06:15):
that millennials are losing more money to financial scams because
you have these little clicks on your text messages. It's like, hey,
click this link, and you click the link and they're
all falling forward they have How don't they all are more?
Number two? Have you falling for anything like this? None recently? Okay,
year old speak to us. I mean I was on

(01:06:35):
the internet one time and I got like a message
on Facebook and it was like one of those scams
coming through and I accidentally clicked on it and the
next thing I know, all my credit card stuffs on there. Wow.
So maybe all of them fall for it. Maybe So
maybe they're just embarrassed to admit it publicly. I read
a story about The Bachelor which was way dramatic last

(01:06:55):
night because the dude ARI picked a girl and then
that the show is over and then he decides, Nah,
a couple of months later, I want to change back
to the other one. So it's the whole thing. So
I was reading about it because I don't watch the show,
but I am curious. And then I read the story
where they find the girls around their period and go
to them for bits like that's they find out when

(01:07:18):
their cycles happening because they're so more emotional, and that's
when they record a lot of their crying crazy And
I think, I'm not sure, but I think each girl
has like their own producer that produces their storyline, really,
or like maybe there's a producer for two or three
girls at one time. Yes, And I think you gotta.
They try to become friends with them, so they trust

(01:07:39):
them and they oh, I'm here for you, talk to me,
talk to me. And then they're recording and the good
stuff tampax get camera? Does that mess it up for you?
Lunch Bronx like knowing that stuff? He loves it all.
He didn't. They get them tons of alcohol. They find
their vulnerable time and they nail them. You know what.

(01:07:59):
I do find out though, like on those dates they
don't really eat the food. The food is just sitting there.
They don't eat it. Of all the things, that's the
thing to say. And there's not really coffee in their cups.
What's a TV show and there's not real wine? They
just put colored water. What in the world? But they
have real wine all pre imposed. It's a TV show.
You have to remember first and foremost, it's a TV show.

(01:08:20):
I understand that. But when they show the morning of
like when they're about to get proposed to and they
go out on the balcony and they had their cup
of coffee, I'm thinking it's real, but there's nothing in
the cup. Maybe they had it right before. So I
was approached a few months ago asked if I would
entertain the option of being the bachelor, and I said
no because it definitely wasn't an offer. It was Hey,

(01:08:42):
it was something you'd want to do. And I said, well, again,
I'm thirty seven. How's ARII? He looks like thirty five.
He has grayish hair. He has the salt and pepper look,
but that is predetermined at birth. It's nothing about being old.
You said, you know this reading about him, or well
we learned that on this show. You told us a
story about how gray hairs are predetermined. Well, so I

(01:09:03):
said no, because there's a lot that they have of
your like rights and they can make some certain things,
and you're you're just indebted to you signed a lot
of pair of work, have this show to do. That's
all a lot. But that show is bigger than this show.
I don't think long term it is like name a Bachelor. Oh,

(01:09:23):
don't ask Lunch about he'll tell you no. My point
is we've been able to do this at this level
for I have now for fourteen years. So they're not
able to sustain like we have to this point. We
can lose all tomorrow, but I don't think that there's
a sustaina ability to that. There's a few they go
on Bachelor in Paradise and they're on the Bachelor Winter Games.

(01:09:44):
I tell you something about TV. I went and I
taped on Saturday night and idle with all the judges.
It was and Ryan secret. So they put me in
the same room and it's very kind to them to
do because they had trailers, but they put me in
the same dressing room Maria with Luke Katie Line on Iran.
So because I'm the I'm the only mentor to all
the top twenty four, there are other people like when

(01:10:07):
Cam came in, she has you know, she's from doing
duets and she also talked to the artist. That's after
I'm done. I can't give away too much, but here's
what I want to say about Ryan Seacrest. I watched
him do what he does and we definitely host differently,
meaning I'm a little funny I do, but that dude,
I've never seen a machine work like that before, like well,
like he just spits out well and he's the greatest

(01:10:30):
prompter efficient reader I've ever seen. It was one take,
perfect for hours. Like I'm good at being on camera,
I'm not a good prompt reader. You're gonna have bad eyesight.
And I'm a little funny and I sometimes I'll miss
because I try joke it doesn't work. But Ryan's the
greatest I've ever seen do that as far as just

(01:10:51):
read a prompter and nail it and look comfortable. He
was doing the idle stuff and I was like, oh, yeah,
that's why I don't even try to do that. It
was the best I've ever seen. Does he ever question
the prompter or like can we change that? Or no? No,
just to give him a microphone, let's go again. I
don't say this very often, but as a host who
is doing that, he's the greatest I've ever seen do

(01:11:11):
it in person just to where I was going, WHOA
is this even real? Because you know, people will say, oh, Ryan,
you know generic, and I think he stays there on purpose,
stays at a place where, like me, I have big
opinions and beliefs, and people go love me or hate me.
Was Ryan he is, you know, his motive to be

(01:11:32):
universally liked. But man, when he hosted his machine, It's
terminator man, just I was just like, oh my goodness,
I can't waiting for him mess up. So yeah, it was.
It was fantastic to watch him do that. So yeah,
that's a talent. A lot of people don't realize, Like,
you know, I relate that to Bobby when he does
a commercial. Dude doesn't mess up just commercial. You're pretty

(01:11:55):
amazing at that. It's pretty impressive. I don't have time
and that that's but that's the thing, right Like when
to look at Ryan, they're just like, this guy doesn't
waste any time. We get a lot done with him.
Same thing with you, Like that's just something that you
guys have lunchbox and I will never have that ever.
But I think I probably was how you guys were
when I was like seventeen. Yeah, I mean we're we're

(01:12:16):
older now. It's a it's a skill you develop over time.
But when even when I walked out with Ryan and
we did our thing on stage, because how to make
sure I'm not saying something I'm to say, but we
do a thing together in the venue where we're talking,
do you get nervous because you're well know, I was
talking like fifteen minutes beforehand, so I wasn't and I
know Ryan a bit. So we're talking and a fall

(01:12:39):
seacrest up. We go up and he goes, hey, what're
you just gonna do this? This? And this? Like cool? Cool? What?
There was no room to mess up. It's like, hey,
what's like being out a family like Boots? It's wild, man,
He's best, the best I've ever seen do it. So
that's crazy. I don't know how you guys do that.
I didn't do it. And then you go to that
level and then but that's the thing with you. It's

(01:13:01):
like you that heartbeat thing that you talk about like
keeping the heart right down or whatever, like you don't
get nervous in those situations. Yeah, I gotta keep that
heart right down. That's what those It started like on
the Olympics when those skiers are skiing, and then I
gotta shoot the targets. They gotta keep their heart right down.
That's what you gotta do. Well, that's what I mean,
what he does. I have a whole thing about book
where I talk about it. The heart rates, what makes
you make these decisions that aren't normal and make you

(01:13:21):
react in an unconventional method. If you keep your heart
right down, you think clearer. But now I get I
get nervous. I mean I get nervous, Like at that
point that when you're with Ryan, was there like nervous
or you're just like, now I gotta get it done.
I'd seen him nail about seventy two break in a row.
I didn't want to be the one that screwed it up.
So I wasn't nervous that what I was saying, because
I've been working with these kids for two weeks and

(01:13:42):
so I knew what I was saying. I knew all
the kids and knew. But now I was like, I
don't want to screw up a street man. I know
walking make cal rip, can pull a hamstring, you know,
even nailing it. But yeah, I think that's all I
should say. At this point. Huh, that's good man, that's inside.
I never heard I've never heard you talk about that.
Maybe the gradest of all time that he is. Listen,

(01:14:02):
I think I'm the greatest interviewer of all time. No, no,
what about Letterman? No, I think on the radio, Okay,
not TV. Yeah, but I think that's what I did
on Idol that was good. Sometimes I didn't mentor them.
I just got stories out of him that no one
else was able to get. And they were like, whoa
stand that sand that we didn't know this, and like cool,
you're talking about the producers. Same. Yeah, I'd be like, oh,

(01:14:24):
we didn't know this, keep going and so. And then
sometimes when I was mentoring, I just call my friends.
I think that's part of a mentor. It's not that
you know everything. It's that if you don't know what,
you can find how to get it. So I don't
want to say too much call. I call my friends
on the cell phone and be like a friend, who
would you? You can't say, oh God, we gotta wait,

(01:14:45):
or do we? Maybe it was just the point of
the Idol producers would be if I guys, hold on,
I'm gonna call producer dio. I'm gonna call my digital
video editing friends. Hey, what's up? Bobby? Hey? Eddy? You
know that time that you played a custy guitar for
the raging idiots we were at where? Yeah? Can you
tell this kid about Austin that was put them on
the line. I'll talk about it. I just made fun

(01:15:08):
of myself. Thank you all. Show Elizabeth the presdo. What's
going on, Jerry, Bobby. I'm the first time caller and
I'm going to a job interview this morning, and I

(01:15:28):
was just wondering if you guys had any advice for me.
What kind of job is it? So? I'm going for
a distribution engineer job. Wow, I don't even know where
that is. Basically I work for a power company and
so it helps outages. Can you feel comfortable with the job, Like,

(01:15:49):
would you be good at it? I hope? So it's
what I went to school for. So why are you nervous? Oh?
I don't know. Oh I kind of. I don't get
really nervous because it's gonna be a technical interview and
those are just always kind of nerve racking to me.

(01:16:09):
Nerve racking or nervous, because if you're prepared you won't
be nervous as much. Well, I feel prepared like I've
been studying all weekend. Sounds like a lot of cramming
to me. I don't know. I don't know how to
feel about this. So okay, Elizabeth, you're going into this interview.
It's all technical. So are there gonna be questions asked
to you or no? Yeah? You know, the best way

(01:16:32):
to turn an interview over is to actually take the
question to turn it back on them. Are you able
to do that in this interview? Yeah? I think if
you can take the questions and go, hey, answer the question,
but hey, let me ask you a question. How do
you feel if we did this? Man? As someone who
interviews people, people do that to me, I go, they
are so prepared that they're asking me questions. I have

(01:16:53):
to hire them and they're probably gonna fire me, that's
the thing. So I would do that. And the song
I always listened to for me is this seven nation
Army song, Because you gotta get that heart right down.
What pumps me up but keeps me down? We're talking about.
So I would just ask a lot of questions, make
it seem like you're the one wondering if you should
even take this job. It's a total mind game. It's

(01:17:15):
total mind game, the whole worlds of mind game. Nobody
knows what they're doing, none of us do. We really
have no idea what we're doing. Period. If you fake it,
people go, oh, we must know what he's doing it
I believe in him. Then huh, none of us know
what we're doing. And if you understand that we're all
just kind of skating by the seat of our pants,
then the world's a lot easier. There you go, there's

(01:17:39):
a little nugget of life advice for you. I think
I know what I'm doing. You're wrong. You don't know
what you're doing. Just fake it, take it until I
figure it out, and then I try to do more,
and then I fake it. I figure it out. That's
what we're all doing. That changes things. Yeah, so go
in and just own it. Say hey, let me ask
you about this, about this, and if you're you, you'll

(01:17:59):
get it, or if you don't, you go do another one.
So why you get nervous now if you're going to
do another one anyway? True? So I don't know if
that means anything to you, but good luck with that.
Tell him I said hello, tell him I wrote your reference.
I will let me calling right now. You've been calling
right now? Oh god, okay, I don't even know if yet.

(01:18:21):
Just remember I offered, okay, I will, I will, and
if I need it all message you on Twitter. Okay, Elizabeth,
thank you, I got you all right, Let's beet bye bye,
thank you. Welcome. Hey, Linda, Colorado Springs. Hey, how are
you guys this morning? What's happening? Really good? How's it
springs today? It's really cold but beautiful? Um so, and

(01:18:46):
I'm excited about you coming. I really am. I got
tickets as soon as they went on sale. Oh, I'm
coming to color next weekend. The tour starts my red
hoodie Color. Yes, and I heard I heard your practicing
on us. Oh yeah, you're definitely an experiment show, first
of a bunch of new material. So yes, yes, well good,
I'm glad you come. We can't wait to see you. Yeah,
it's gonna be really fun. I'm really excited and thanks

(01:19:08):
you guys every morning for making me smile. I have
a great time listening to you guys. My husband started
listening not too long ago, and he actually asked me
why I decided to buy tickets, and I said, because
I like what Bobby does. Give him back. So that
was one of the big reasons I decided to come. Besides,
I like, stand up well you please remember how generous
I am whenever I'm bombing on stage with a new material,

(01:19:28):
Like wait, wait, yeah, I get this guy break over here.
He's got a good heart. That's right, he's gotta go
to heart. I'll stand an open route for you. And
so anyway, but I'm excited if you're coming, and I
can't wait to see the show. Thank you very much
to see you next weekend at the Pike's Peak Center
in Colorado Springs. Alright, see later. Apparently there's a big
hill that you run up. It's called the Incline. You

(01:19:48):
know it's called the Incline. It's it's a one mile
straight up hill, Pike's Peak. It's in Colora Springs, Okay,
And so they're trying to get me to run it.
Oh god it come on, do your boxer, you can
do that. That's like Rocky going up the steps and
you gotta have your gloves off. Why do I want
to run up that to just show people you can?
Who am I gonna show? I don't care. I have
no interest in showing anybody me running up a hill

(01:20:11):
for a mile. Well, that's traditions, so you gotta follow
their traditions are cool. Like people just doing something because
people ahead of you did it, it's no reason to do.
But tradition is cool. No, no, no, just because somebody
did it before you doesn't mean it's right. Traditions cool
if it's the right tradition. Do you mean, like when
we have like Christmas dinner, like tradition, that's great. There
are some traditions though, that probably should not be carried on.

(01:20:34):
So I mean, yeah, I guess you're right. Not everything's good, Yeah,
you're right. I've been to Pike's Peak though. I saw
my first black bear there had that go I was
in the rear view mirror, but I saw it and
it was awesome because I've never seen a bear in
my life. Really no, I've never seen it. From South
Texas we never saw bears. And I told my wife like,
oh my gosh, look behind us, and there I went.
Crossing the road. In Arkansas, we had bears all over

(01:20:54):
the place. I've never seen. It was amazing. And Mountain
Pine we had bears that's crazy, dude. Down South Texas,
we had rattlesnakes about it. Did you do the hill? No, now,
we didn't do the mile. I've had a lot of
people run that. I mean dating me, like running up
the hill, long and up hill. When you get to
the talk, there's nothing really yeah, just like, well that

(01:21:19):
was that for that was hard. Nothing out of it
except to say I did it. That's why they do it. Yeah,
to bring the ring the bell up. They're done dating me,
ring the bell, and then out on the next one
they're like, well I did that. I can can share
that miserable experience out they go, sorry, Yeah, Amy's not

(01:21:43):
here today, by the way, you can't you can't talk.
She was here, but she got sick and one home. Okay,
so Amy's not here. She's left earlier on the show sick.
So her pile of story still happens. You're Amy's pile
of stories. There's a swimsuit that you can't get wet
a so is the fashion company. They rolled out a

(01:22:04):
black and white off the shoulder studded neckline one piece.
It's getting lots of attention because people want it. But
the description of the swimsuits says, you cannot wear the water.
It's just to be seen near water. By the way,
one of my friends posted a picture of that six
hundred dollar clear shopping bag and she posted it going,
oh my goodness, I saw someone carrying this around. It's

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literally a clear bag that looks like just anything you'd
get from Food for Less or Piggy Wiggly. Yeah, the
grocery store that you would just throw away when you're
done with it. But because the name written on it,
it costs SI what's the name on it, I don't know.
It was a kid carrying it. Crazy. Yeah. The Canadian
Air is being sold two entrepreneurs and making big money

(01:22:46):
selling cans of Canadian air to people in China, India,
and Mexico. They're trying for America. So far, we're not
really buying that hard. But each can of this air
Vitality Air, contains one and sixty one one sixty one
second shots, so one, but they're a hundred and sixties
shots in the can that supposedly smell fresh and a

(01:23:09):
little sweet, kind of like Christmas. In some places Mexico, China, India,
the air is not that cleanness. Yeah, they need it,
so they're buying. That's why they're buying it. There, geniuses,
remember the always think buying bottle water was nuts. In
our lifetime, we thought that was nuts. We thought why
would someone buy water in a bottle when I just
go to the faucets, turn the faucet on and drink
it for free. I watched that the Americans, and it's

(01:23:31):
based in the eighties, and they just drink from the
faust all times. Yeah, the water hose. Yeah, and I'm going, man,
that's what are you guys doing. There's lots of toxins
and good. The faucet is awesome. You know what. The
kitchen faucet tastes different than the bathroom faucets. Oh yeah,
I don't drink from the bathroom faucets. I wonder why
that is, Maybe just because you associated with like this
is where I go to the bathroom. I'm gonna drink
from here, but the kitchen is like this is where

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I eat. Yeah, I think the kitchen's dirty in the
bathroom though it's probably the same thing though, right, Pizza
h has ordering sneakers. They're back. They're called pie top
Pizza's pie tops. I've seen these and so you push
the button on your shoe and order the pizza. There's
a blue to the link and as dangerous you order
pizza from your shoe. That's funny. Name the pie tops
and they look cool like they're good looking shoes. The

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Armies having trouble finding recruits fit enough to serve. The
United States military is facing a new challenge a lack
of physical fitness. Of young Americans between seventeen and twenty
four are ineligible to serve because they're overweight. Wow, that's
not good. And when they do get accepted, many of
them get up end up getting injured during training and

(01:24:34):
physical fitness tests because they're not physically fit, even though
they may not be overweight. Too many video games, I
don't know about that, but just not enough movement. Yeah.
I always thought that you go in the military too
and then like the first like training or whatever gets
you in shape. But I guess they're just like in
way back, you have to still be a certain level

(01:24:55):
to even start doing. So there you go. That's Amy's
pile of stories. That is Amy's pile of stories. Mobby
balls everybody transmitted across America. This is the Bobby ball.
Tomorrow morning around this time, Dave Barnes is gonna be in.

(01:25:17):
I'm gonna trying to gonna play this song happened up
because I just can't all these fears getting the best up.
Every night it is a fight with these downstancing in
the dark. Then like if it badly, only makes it

(01:25:38):
up about happily. Every day it's the same, just trying
not to fall apart. Well, it's top. He is stuck
in the middle, trying to work out what it needs.
And then my heart don't break, just to live. It
ain't quite what it see Cha saying, dreams games James,

(01:26:04):
She said, James, dream James, she said, She saying, I
swear my heart's breaking. She said, Jeans, dreams Jeans. He
would it seems it seems seems feet a lot creaking,

(01:26:24):
but I won't stop, she saying. So that's Dave Barnes.
He's gonna be in tomorrow and he's gonna play. He
wrote God Gave Me You from like Shelton Craving You
Thomas Rhett and hits the new record out that's really good.
I did n't need it. Ain't them my just my
impression of somebody I can like. I'm all right, hoping

(01:26:48):
that something will change, A little light and a little hope.
How about a hen and how the ending? So I
know I can cope when everything stays the same. Well,
it sucks. She is stuck in the mid trying to

(01:27:09):
work out what it means, pretending my heart don't break,
just to live because it ain't quite what it seems.
She's saying, change dreams, Jeans, She's saying, Jeeves, Jane cheese.
She said, She's saying, I swear my's breaking. She's saying, jeans,

(01:27:34):
Jane cheese. Ain't what it seems, seems, seems to feel
my breaking. But I won't stop ches saying I love
that one, man, I mean everyone in hears moving, like
do you like that song? Yeah, it's interesting. I like
the keys the cheese, Yeah, pretty good. Most time I

(01:27:56):
watches and moved to songs, I start playing that. He's
feeling it a little bit, little jerk. You Black Mirror
season five or news Happening. I'm a big Black Mirror guy.
You guys aren't though something. I can't watch it, man,
it freaks me out. Why, Like I saw this. So
I've seen to a total of two or three three episodes,
and the one that really stuck with me is the
parent one that's the last season, last season, and I

(01:28:18):
saw it. I was like, this is just too crazy.
This is where they track the mom tracks the daughter.
They put a chip and you can see everything that
she sees her eyes and it's when stress levels hit.
It blurs it out for her so she can't see it.
It's all gonna happen. No, Black Mirror is is the future.
It's it's the bad part of the future. Yeah, it's
Black Mirror. The one you don't have to watch in order. Absolutely,

(01:28:39):
you gonna watch any season, any episode. They have nothing
to do with each other. I think I've seen one episode,
which one probably the first one ever pig where maybe
what I haven't seen that one saying I'm seeing why
why why watch that? I like it because it's so dark,
and I go, oh, for sure, this is what the
world's turning into. And then I try to do the
opposite of that. Okay, you should watch the first one, Eddie.

(01:29:01):
I saw one where they're chasing these mask masks. That's
called White Bear. That one that's the best one. This
crazy dude. If you're gonna watch Black Mirror, watch White Bear.
That's the greatest one. That's ever having out that there
was an airplane and they're flying around his dudes on it,
took off all his clothes, got button naked, and started
watching stuff on his computer that he shouldn't watching on

(01:29:21):
the airplane. Then he attacked crewmember. Yeah, the whole story
doesn't sound pleasant, except if you're on the plane and
you can watch it and the plane doesn't go down,
that's a good story to happen, you know what I mean. Yeah,
there's a story you can tell for the rest of
your life. You never guess. I'm on this airplane right
picture two eighteen. Yeah, and this guy starts to like scratch.

(01:29:42):
All of a sudden, he rips the shirt off, and
I'm going, I wonder what he's doing. Didn't come his pants.
Then he's button neked Benji and everyone's like no, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Then he opened his computer and you know what he does,
He went he watches it. Yeah, you can tell that
one in the rest of your life, and it never
gets sold. It be you'd be like, hey, Paul, tell
that story again, telling about that's that there's a guy

(01:30:05):
he thought they had a blister on his foot. He
works at a daycare and he's like, man's blister hurts,
my foot is hurting his shoe. So he goes he
goes into Houston the clinic there and says, what's this
blister about? And they go, oh, that's some sort of
long name, and we have to amputate your foot. There's
a flesh eating bacteria. And so the doctors told him

(01:30:27):
that they had no choice but to amputate owner to
stop the bacteria from spreading to his bloodstream. After a
few days, it was still swollen. It was a blister,
thought by his new shoe. He woke up and the
blister had gotten bigger. So he goes to the doctors, like,
what's up with this blister and they're like, oh, you
mean by blister flesh eating bacteria. Though he must not
chop your foot off. Doctors believe that he contracted the

(01:30:51):
infection through an open wound in his ingrown toenail. It
doesn't say it has to be some kind of water thing,
right something. If he's down, you're the golf, because if
you get in the golf, you probably can have some
sort of infection. There was that story not so long ago,
when they were like intakana or something and walking on
the beach. Next thing you know, you have a blister
on your foot. The next thing you know, they're cutting

(01:31:12):
it off with the rest of whatever is on it.
There's this teenager and a lunchbox. Always thinks that some
model agents gonna spot him and sign him. That's always
been his dream. He thinks that he just hasn't been
seen enough. I'm so good looking. When I walk around places,
you hear these stories about Oh, so and so I
was walking through the mall and some modeling agency found them.
So I don't understand how it happened. Hasn't happened to

(01:31:34):
me yet? Well, Ella Walker, seventeen years old was walking
around the airport and someone from VSO Model says, Hey,
how about this and so? Now she's going to be
in this big fashion week and she's like a head model.
That's so cool. See's what I'm saying, Like, how does
that not happen to me? I go to airports? Do

(01:31:56):
you think you're elite? Like? Like, no jokes? Do you
think you're elite looking? Elite looking? Absolutely? What what about
you makes you elite looking? I mean looking at me? No, no, no,
give me give me specifics. I mean my eyes, my smile,
my body structure everything. I mean, my face is very symmetrical.
Do you feel like you have a great body? I do.

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I look good. I'm an athletic fit dude. Huh, I
don't know. Man, you can't argue with him. This is
how he sees himself. Well, how would you describe your abs?
My abs are there, but are they cut? Like you
know when you see they're not solid cut. But if
I wanted them to, I could have solid cup. But
they're just they're just chilling. Maybe that's why you're not

(01:32:41):
getting stop at the door. You can't see abs through
a T shirt. I can tell Bobby has abs. You can't.
Can't like look at like you see me? No abs
through my shirt. You can see it right there. There's
a belly underneath that shirt with Bobby, I don't see
a belly, so there must be abs there. It's just backbones, dude,

(01:33:01):
my spine at this point I love so much. Way
that's what you're seeing. You're seeing vertebrates seven to be
Oh yeah yeah, yeah. Well I'm sorry, lunchbox. Your big
break hasn't come yet, and it's coming. If this person
can get discovered, then I still can. That's true even
and I sometimes think they put those out there just
to make a cool story and get their name in
the headlines. Possible. Christy Takin, though was discovered. No, No,

(01:33:26):
Brooklyn was discovered at mall Brooklyn Decker and Brooklyn found Christie.
Brooklyn Decker was not just walking through the mall. Okay,
well do you know more than I do? So, Hey,
what what do I what if she really was? That's
what I'm saying. I look at those and I think
they give me inspiration. There you can. This is thanks
for hanging out today. Tomorrow on the show, Dave Barnes

(01:33:49):
will be in dreams, try to get into trying to
get into play a little God gave me you, he
wrote for Blake Shelton. Maybe get to play a little
craving you, he wrote for Thomas Rhetta. This is New Records,
really good. Tuesdays are good. Let's box us up today.

(01:34:11):
Any Bachelor season finale? Park two just had the season finale.
Yeah I know, but this is the two hour follow
up of the three hour finale lasting What's happening too much?
Did you see the Harry Potter play? It's five hours long.
They're putting on Broadway. Stop it that's terrible. Yeah. So
it's either sometimes there's an intermission, sometimes big one, or

(01:34:34):
you watch it. They show in two nights like two
and a half hours. Then the next night you have
night for two tickets you go back to to an
half hours. It's a lot of commitment, like, why don't
we cut the thing down a little bit? Yeah? Just hey,
just it's not that important to trim a little hours, Eddie.
What's going on today? I'm taking Junior Junior to ninja
class right after I leave here, and then I'm going
at the American Ninja Warrior class. Yeah, but he calls

(01:34:56):
a ninja class, and I like to be consistent because
he thinks he's growing up to be An and Joe. Yeah.
And then I'm gonna take Junior, my ten year old,
to go play golf like driving range. He's not ready
for a game yet, but he's almost there. I have
um like a reality show taping right after the show
that I'm not about me bachelor, No, so I have

(01:35:17):
to do that. I got dressed up today, as you
can tell that nice T shirt, red hat with no logo.
Well that's why it has no logo. Don't what you
are logos on the show. So I have that and
then I have a call, so I take fiber because
I would never go to the bathroom for my training.
Was like, you have to take fiber. So I started in.
I'm like, I said the brand name here, but I
started instagramming about it and then they saw it and

(01:35:39):
they wanted to do insta post. I'm gonna pay me
to do Insta posts. I know it's something I normally
use anyway. Yeah, So I have a call with him
today and so that in the box, Um a lot
of stuff. You're getting better boxing, Like I'm not trying.
I get hit in the head. Yesterday I wasn't very fine,
So no you're not ready. Not really. I'm trying to
stay in shape, man, Dad and I just have to
write to acknowledgements from a book book. Oh I don't

(01:36:01):
forget us. Yeah. I want to find a way to
thank the b team individually, like all the people in
the book. Oh wow that Like I have an idea.
I don't know if the book companies gonna go for it,
but have a way that I'm trying to get all
a bunch of listeners names in the book. So cool.
We'll see how it goes. Like I have a meeting
with them today, have a phone call, so we're gonna
go see on Wednesday. Thank you very much for hanging out.
Hopefully Amy's back tomorrow, feeling she will be Dave Barnes

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and tomorrow. Other than that good Bye Show