Food Poisoning Took Scuba Steve Out & Morgan’s Marketplace Hilarity

Scuba Steve had almost a near death situation after eating some bad food, which resulted in a home visit from a nurse and lots of bathroom naps. Morgan has more hilarious Facebook Marketplace moments to share. Plus, why Scuba Steve isn’t a fan of celebrations and the Christmas movie that marks the start of the season for each of them.

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Best Bits of the Week with Morgan Part one.
Behind a scene with a member of the show.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
What's Up Everybody Happy Weekends, Scoob of Steve is joining me.

Speaker 3 (00:11):
What's up Scoob, Yo.

Speaker 1 (00:13):
This is the question and answer one right.

Speaker 4 (00:16):
About lives never mind, but if you have questions, I've
got answers.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
That's true, and we do have questions, so you can
always check out a part three for that, but no,
we're here to check in on life. This is our
fun catch up routinely semi monthly.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
Okay, long form hangout sash.

Speaker 3 (00:31):
Yeah, so give me the life check up.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
How are you? How's doing two jobs? How are the kids?
How is your mental health?

Speaker 1 (00:40):
Like like how is your MENO?

Speaker 4 (00:43):
Well, the most recent thing I would say was a
food poisoning issue that almost led me to the er.
And it's the.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
Most it was the scariest it was. It was the event.

Speaker 4 (00:53):
The words that came out of my mouth at one
point were like, don't call an ambulance because I don't
want to scare the kids. And so I had like
I had a like stomach through it. And there are
moments where I haven't I've never blacked out. I don't
think ever in my life, at least in the last
twenty years, I haven't had a blackout moment. And there
were moments in this scenario where I would have come
to it and I'm like, oh my god, I'm on
the bathroom floor, and then two seconds they're like, oh

(01:15):
my god, now I'm throwing up.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
I'm like, what is happening? Where am I?

Speaker 4 (01:19):
And it started on Friday night of last week. We
went to a restaurant. And I don't want to say
which restaurant it is, because when you get food poisoning,
you like sometimes you can't tell if it's from that
moment or if it was from the twenty four hours.
You know, It's just it's it's hard to really tell
what it was or something could have triggered it from
the night before. So I don't want to blame one
particular location, but I have a pretty good feeling it
was that spot because my wife and I were eating

(01:41):
this particular type of food. It was like raw fish, But.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
It wasn't the fish.

Speaker 4 (01:44):
I don't think it was the onions that were in it.
It's like small little onion pearls.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
Yeah, which I've never had an onion pearl before. Okay,
I've had onion rings. I've had onions, yeah, honey, rings
are good. I don't think I've had an onion pearl.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
Yes, And I love them.

Speaker 4 (01:59):
I think they're really good, and especially when it's like
with the right sauce and everything.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
And so I had one and she had one, and
she like didn't eat the whole thing.

Speaker 4 (02:06):
And she's like, oh, she made a face, but I
didn't know what that was. And then she goes, oh,
it's pawnie, which means like that's expired.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
And I was like what. And I had another one.

Speaker 4 (02:15):
I had two of them, and within like ten minutes,
I had this you know that feeling you get in
your jaw where it starts to like almost like tingle
a little bit, and you get that feeling you're gonna
throw up. And I was like, oh no, I'm gonna
throw up. Like we're at the end of our dinner.
I give the got my cars, and I'm like, get
me out of here. I need to get out of here.
And I went to the bathroom tried to like go
number two. It's like maybe if they maybe that'll help
or something. Yeah, No, And I still kept feeling the

(02:35):
feeling right there and then it turned from the feeling
of my jaw to like somebody taking a spear and
shoving it into right below my rib cage and almost
like going and making a circular motion in my stomach
like constantly. And I was like, oh my god, now
I had this sharp pain in my stomach. Do I
have like appendicitis? Do I have an ulcer?

Speaker 2 (02:56):
Like?

Speaker 1 (02:56):
What the hell is this?

Speaker 2 (02:57):
Yeah, but it's also all correlating in that moment, so
you're like, Okay, probably food poisoning.

Speaker 4 (03:02):
Yeah, exactly. And so we get to the truck. We
didn't drink that night because we're not drinking for the
month of November. It's just randomy, no reason behind it.

Speaker 3 (03:09):
Just hey, health and wellness, you know, exactly.

Speaker 4 (03:11):
Yeah, I see exactly. And so I'm sitting in my
truck and I'm in the I'm in the driver's seat,
and then I'm I can't drive.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
I'm I'm I'm out, and.

Speaker 4 (03:18):
She goes, just go throw up in the alley over there,
and I was like, I was like, I don't want
to throw up here. I want to get home. She says, well,
you can't drive, let me drive. And I'm very protective
over driving my truck, and so I was like, all right, fine,
you can drive. And so the whole way home, I'm like,
you know, when you like you pressure feet against like
the floorboard or whatever. Yeah, press against the floorboard. And
the whole time I'm laid back and I'm just breathing,

(03:42):
like labored breathing, and I'm pushing on my stomach, which
I think also created a problem later on that I'm
dealing with now there's pressure on my stomach. And then
we get home and then I go to the bathroom.
I'm trying to throw up. I can't throw up, which
is I don't ever experience that.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
Yeah, No, definitely I have. And that's a worse feeling.
There's nothing worse than like dry heaving and nothing coming out.
Do you think you might have been allergic to these
and you just didn't know it?

Speaker 1 (04:07):
Well, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (04:07):
But then I was thinking about because I watched an
Instagram video like months ago about different things. That's, however,
gets it wasn't a TikTok at that place. It was
an Instagram video.

Speaker 2 (04:17):
Instagram videos basically come from TikTok.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
No, this was always an Instagram video.

Speaker 4 (04:20):
It was never a TikTok video whatever makes better because
Instagram videos are a little bit more closer to factual sometimes,
whereas TikTok is always a made up story by some
middle aged woman in a car in Wisconsin telling a
recount story of something that happened but probably didn't happen.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
I hate to tell you this, but majority of the
content on Instagram is recycled from whatever anyway.

Speaker 1 (04:39):
So it was from Twitter anyway.

Speaker 3 (04:44):
What did you say, basic TikTok slash Instagram slash year.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
Well, how onions have this?

Speaker 4 (04:50):
I guess nutrients where if you use the right way,
they can help with like the common cold and stuff
like that, but if they're old, they can turn rancid
and they're poisonous. So this onion could have been rancid
and it could have been a poison where it immediately
just had this bad reaction to my body, and the
mixture were mixed with ever route whatever else.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
I was eating.

Speaker 2 (05:09):
Interested They're just tiny little pearls. And you had two
of them.

Speaker 4 (05:12):
Yes, I had two of them, but I also drank
the sabow, which is the sauce. So this sauce in it, Yeah,
so I just to I consume the whole damn dish.

Speaker 3 (05:20):
Did you call them though?

Speaker 2 (05:22):
Just it, like at some point just say hey, f YI,
like you know, I wanted to let you guys know,
not that I need anything.

Speaker 4 (05:29):
So my personal I don't do that.

Speaker 2 (05:31):
I just more meanful, like to make sure they don't
do it again to anybody else.

Speaker 4 (05:35):
Well, I don't know if it was them or not,
so I can't really, you know, I can't really.

Speaker 2 (05:38):
Pimpin go back and do a check of their kitchen
and make sure their onions are good, you know what
I mean?

Speaker 1 (05:44):
Yeah, I feel like you should just common sense, No,
if your onions.

Speaker 3 (05:46):
Are good or not, that's true, Like an onion being
bad is.

Speaker 4 (05:48):
You could tell pretty obvious. Yeah, it's like moldy and
gross and disgusting.

Speaker 1 (05:51):
But it didn't look that way.

Speaker 4 (05:52):
But it also could have been disguised because of being
mixed with all the different foods in the sauce, so
you wouldn't be able to tell if they cooked it
or prepared it early.

Speaker 3 (06:00):
Yeah, and then it got bad as it was.

Speaker 4 (06:02):
Exactly cooked or whatever or somewhere in there, because it
was it's a restaurant that exists somewhere else.

Speaker 1 (06:08):
Like New York.

Speaker 4 (06:09):
But then they moved to Nashville to have another location,
and so they have a limited menu, and they have
new cooks and new chefs and everyone's learning the whole experience.
So somewhere down the line they could have left something
out or something could have been whatever and a mistake.

Speaker 2 (06:23):
This is teaching me that is there's a reason I
don't like fish. Yeah, I never liked fish, but I've
never had it. But I also the smell of the texture,
everything about fish just grosses me out.

Speaker 4 (06:33):
Well, fish is good, and I've always been skeptical of
it because we're in a landlocked area where we're nowhere
near the freaking ocean. So if I'm gonna eat fish,
normally I usually pass unless I'm somewhere along the coast,
like if I'm in Florida or I'm back in California.

Speaker 3 (06:45):
It's like fresh fish, you know, it's happening right near you.

Speaker 4 (06:49):
Like in Key West, they literally have caught it that
morning and you're eating it that afternoon.

Speaker 1 (06:52):
Or in Hawaii, same deal.

Speaker 4 (06:54):
Those guys are fishing and they're bringing to the markets and
you're having it that same day. So it's it's so
fresh you could taste it, whereas here you're like, oh,
this is previously frozen, doesn't taste the same. It's fine,
but it's like it's just satisfactory.

Speaker 2 (07:06):
Yeah, my boyfriend said the same thing. He lived in
Florida for several years and he loved eating seafood down there.
This was one of his favorite things.

Speaker 4 (07:13):
Different experience. Yeah, so he gets it. Yeah, but yeah,
So then we get home and I'm trying to throw
up the cedar leaves. I can't throw up, and then
we start to get ready for like showers and get
the kids ready to bed and all that kind of stuff.
And then I immediately am like, oh no, I got
I think I got to throw up, And so my
wife gives me this like big basketball looking bowl.

Speaker 2 (07:33):
Listen to throw a bowl?

Speaker 1 (07:34):
Okay, throw a bowl basically.

Speaker 4 (07:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (07:36):
I remember this from when I was a kid.

Speaker 2 (07:38):
Anytime I get sick, I would have a funky food
container sitting in my bed. It was either like a
sorbet of ice cream that I was spugging into, or
like an old popcorn bowl. So random, a sore man,
like all the things, You're giving me a food bowl
to throw up.

Speaker 4 (07:55):
Exactly as I am trying to get rid of food.
My mom was always like an old like bucket, like
a cleaning bucket, and I always smelled like lifesol like
an old like, which is also no, exactly did you.

Speaker 2 (08:05):
Think you don't want to smell when you don't feel
good our food and cleaning throut?

Speaker 1 (08:09):
Yeah, it makes you want to throw up more.

Speaker 4 (08:10):
But maybe that's the whole point, maybe the psychological side
of it, so that I'm so, I'm sitting there, I'm
on the toilet, and I'm like, I think I got
both going on right now. I'm like, oh my god,
but the bottom half isn't isn't doing what I wanted
to do, because I feel like, man, if I could
just if I could just take it, if I can
just boop, I feel like this will all go away.
I hate throwing up. I don't want to throw up.
Throwing up is my I would rather die than throw up.

Speaker 2 (08:28):
Really, that's how much I hate throwing up experience. No,
it's a lot of college throwing up.

Speaker 4 (08:34):
But yes, yeah, and I violent when I throw up.
I violently throw up like I'm loud and you can
hear me. It's brutal, and I and my whole body convulsive,
which leads to the pain that I'm experiencing now because
I'm so full body throw up, and so I'm sitting
on the toilet and I'm holding the bowl and all
of a sudden you can feel it it's coming up.
I'm my god, here it comes. And then it's just
and then it won't stop, and she's going and going

(08:54):
and going, and then the bowl that it starts to
fill up higher and higher and higher, like, oh my god,
I'm at the brim of the bowl?

Speaker 1 (08:59):
Am I still to throw up?

Speaker 2 (09:01):
And it has to be covered in your own mess
in the bathroom because everything it's just all over the place.

Speaker 1 (09:06):
It's awful.

Speaker 4 (09:06):
So then I have to then I then I and
then now I'm so fait like I have no energy
because I've just I've just lost everything in me into
this bowl. And then I have to get off the
toilet and I have no energy, and I got to
drop that, you know, pour it in the toilet, and
then I then I fall to the floor and I'm
sitting on the floor and I'm like, oh my, got
my pants down.

Speaker 2 (09:26):
It's like you've had a rough night a drinking, but
you had it, but I hadn't.

Speaker 4 (09:29):
I had the thing we normally we do have a drink.
When we go out for day and night we had
no alcohol.

Speaker 1 (09:34):
That was the worst part.

Speaker 4 (09:34):
I was like, man, like, like the one time, what
the hell? And so then I do that and then
I go, okay, I need to go upstairs.

Speaker 1 (09:41):
I just threw up.

Speaker 4 (09:41):
And usually when I throw up, I feel good and
I can move on. I go upstairs. So go upstairs,
and then I'm like, oh, man, I gotta throw up again.
But then this time, announ's the dry heating period where
it's like the worst. Now I'm dry heating and all
my muscles are contracting and I feel like I'm like
pregnant but there's nothing coming out, and it was it
was painful.

Speaker 2 (10:00):
And then this at the point where you're like I
might need to go to the er.

Speaker 4 (10:03):
Not then no. So then I take a shower and
I feel somewhat okay. I still feel like I got
to go bathroom, bathroom, but I'm not going. And I'm like, man,
i haven't been constipated in like fifteen years. I've had
a pretty good regular bowet movement with my diet. Happy
for you, Yeah, yeah, I've been pretty good, and I've
been pretty pretty good, and so my crap is so
I just need to lay down.

Speaker 1 (10:22):
Usually, if I lay down and I sleep it off,
i'm great.

Speaker 4 (10:25):
The next morning, I'm all good, and then I think
it's like maybe midnight or one o'clock. I wake up
and I can't sleep on my side because when I
sleep my side it hurts because I saw that stabbing
pain in my stomach, and so I don't sleep on
my left side.

Speaker 1 (10:37):
I try to sleep in my back, but then.

Speaker 4 (10:38):
I'm like, I'm uncomfortable and go on my right side.
And I wake up around one am, and then all
of a sudden, I'm like oh. I'm like oh on
and then I can't move, and so I'm like babe,
and she wakes up.

Speaker 1 (10:48):
What is it?

Speaker 4 (10:49):
I was like, I can't move, but I have to
go to the bathrooms. Can you please help me? I'm
so sorry. I've never experienced this pain before. I'm really sorry.
I'm apologizing a bunch. And then she helps me up,
and this is when I black out, and then I
don't remember going from the bed to the bathroom because
then I wake up and I don't know if it's
been ten seconds or if it's been fifteen, twenty thirty minutes,
because then I wake up and I'm on the floor again.
I'm like, oh my god, I'm on the floor and

(11:09):
my whole I could see my privates and I'm like,
I'm like naked.

Speaker 3 (11:14):
Shill them in the bathroom again. Well, you know, high
a really rough night.

Speaker 1 (11:17):
Yeah, Oh my god. Yeah. And I'm sweating. And now
at this point where I'm my hot and.

Speaker 4 (11:20):
I'm sweating and it's just driven from my forehead and
I just shaved too, so there's no there's like no
hair there and it's just like falling from my face
and I'm hot and I'm uncomfortable and I can't throw
up and I can't go to the bathroom. And now
I'm in this like point where I can't do anything.
And then she's like, She's like, babe, she did you
drink any water after you threw up?

Speaker 1 (11:36):
And I was like no. She was like, oh my god.

Speaker 4 (11:37):
So she gives me this huge, massive, freaking thermos of water,
warm water, and then she gets me pepto, and then
she gets me at gatorade and she's trying to get
me to drink water. She's like, if you don't drink water,
we have to go to the hospital. I was like, no,
I don't want to go to the hospital because I
don't want to scare the kids. I don't want to
call an ambulance because they're gonna freak out. I don't
I don't want to do that. And she's like, Okay, well,
you got to drink a lot of water. I'm taking
you to the er. You have to go to the er.

Speaker 1 (11:58):
If you don't consume, you're gonna die.

Speaker 4 (12:00):
And I was like, oh my god. So then then
I'm nervous that I'm gonna die, and I'm like, oh
my god, but I'd rather die than throw up. So
now I'm just like I don't know. And so then
I'm sitting there and I'm blacking out a couple different times,
and I start drinking a bunch of water, and then
I think I throw up a little bit, but it's
like the phlegm white throw up, you know.

Speaker 1 (12:15):
The gross one.

Speaker 3 (12:16):
Nothing's left in your body at this point, nothing.

Speaker 4 (12:18):
There's nothing in there at all. And then so I
got laid back down in the bed finally, but I'm
still in a lot of pain, and she's like, we
need to call like a nurse or something, because you
know how we live in Nashville or any city like Nashville,
Vegas or wherever they got those traveling nurses with the
ivy bag type situations.

Speaker 2 (12:35):
Oh yeah, I got one of those in my pantry
for my cat.

Speaker 1 (12:37):
Oh yeah, for your cat.

Speaker 2 (12:40):
Yeah, I have to fluids on.

Speaker 1 (12:42):
Her really, Yeah, she gets ivy.

Speaker 2 (12:44):
Basically, it's like right under the skin. So it's not
like what you think of like an ivy. It's like
you just like puncture the skin right above and fluid.

Speaker 3 (12:52):
Gets like pushed into her and you do it.

Speaker 2 (12:55):
My boyfriend doesn't need ale.

Speaker 1 (12:56):
I just.

Speaker 4 (12:58):
To hold her.

Speaker 2 (12:59):
Yeah, it's a w W match between her and I.

Speaker 3 (13:05):
I have one on my house.

Speaker 2 (13:06):
I know we're talking about.

Speaker 1 (13:07):
Okay, wow, that's very random. Do you have me like
any like warrior wounds?

Speaker 2 (13:10):
And he scratches from Oh yeah, my neck. You should
see my neck. I started wearing a hoodie and I'm
like full hood and I tie it so it's like
my whole faces covered. And we have a little container
that's full of old needles to dispose of those correctly. Yeah,
so you just have to keep them in a container
until you can take them to like a firehouse. And
I haven't.

Speaker 4 (13:28):
Disposed them or those random bathrooms they have like a
needle thing in them. Yeah, Like I'm in a bathroom.
What part of town am I in where they have
a needle thing on the bathroom?

Speaker 2 (13:38):
Okay, they had them the Hoppery really Oppery the other night,
and I was like, I've never seen those before in
my life.

Speaker 4 (13:43):
Because it's it's at a hotel. So maybe they had
different regulations from.

Speaker 2 (13:47):
Like the backstage area of the op.

Speaker 4 (13:49):
That's interesting. Yeah, diabetics and people and old people. Yeah,
a lot of old people there.

Speaker 2 (13:56):
You have all kinds of things. It's probably more normal
that people those would be in every bathroom because you
have people with medical issues that actually need that.

Speaker 4 (14:04):
True.

Speaker 2 (14:04):
Yeah, but I just have never really thought about because
I've never seen them before.

Speaker 4 (14:07):
Okay, I remember seeing them. The first time I saw
them was when I was in Seattle. They're on vacation
years and years ago, and I remember going to the
bathroom and I was like, wow, they have needle things
in the wall. I'm like, oh, Kurt Cobain, heroin people.

Speaker 1 (14:20):
Yeah, it was like people get it.

Speaker 4 (14:21):
But then that became a thing and I asked somebody
worked at a like it was like a burger king whatever.
I was like, dude, you got like a needle thing
in that bathroom. He's like, oh, do a homeless people
are constantly going and using bathrooms around Seattle to shoot up.
And then sure enough, I went to the mall and
six of the seven stalls were covered by people that
smell like piss and they're homeless people and they're shooting
up and nodding off in the bathroom stalls, and so

(14:42):
they put those things in there so they can at
least dispose their needle properly. And I'm like, oh my god,
this is like this is a this is normal and
okay and like a big city, how about we just
fixed the problem.

Speaker 1 (14:52):
So allowing them to do.

Speaker 2 (14:53):
It, well, you know, we like to put band aids
on problems instead of to the root of it.

Speaker 3 (14:59):
Yeah, so Stu, at least we're dispositive of needles.

Speaker 4 (15:02):
Yeah, yeah, that exactly.

Speaker 1 (15:03):
Yeah. Yeah, which also leads to my son.

Speaker 4 (15:04):
Last night, we're laying in bed and he's like, I
don't know how we got in this conversation. He's like,
war is so bad, which means he must be learning
about it, and I was like, yeah, war is really bad.
He goes, why can't we just accomplish peace? And he's
seven and I was like, dude, and I wanted to
cut him off and try to talk. I'm like, let
me just hear what he has to say. He's like,
peace is so much easier, and he goes, I'd rather
live somewhere where I can go outside and breathe in

(15:26):
fresh air and hear the noise of nature and it
just be calm and beautiful. Then he's like, war is
so bad. He goes, he goes, no one wins when
there's war. He has just greed and it's disgusting. He goes,
Peace is so much more, so much more important and
a better solution than war. And I'm like, oh my god,

(15:48):
a seven year old is smarter than a fifty year
old politician that runs it helps run our country.

Speaker 1 (15:54):
A seven year old gets it.

Speaker 2 (15:56):
I was gonna say, wait till he learns about wealth
and power, and yeah, exactly.

Speaker 4 (15:59):
Yeah, wars always feel by greed and helping people who
own companies like tank companies and armor companies and that
kind of crap. It's always it's feeling something bigger than
what we are.

Speaker 2 (16:09):
You know, and speaking of.

Speaker 3 (16:10):
And we'll cut to a break after this, and you'll
finish your erst.

Speaker 2 (16:14):
I've been on my feed lately has been videos of
what Afghanistan and Pakistan looked like before any of the
war began, over.

Speaker 3 (16:23):
Thousands and everything else, and it was such a beautiful country.

Speaker 2 (16:25):
Yeah, and it's heartbreaking that now it's just not it's
all gone. It's just decimated and it looks very deserted and.

Speaker 3 (16:33):
Just like zombie apocalypse kind of style.

Speaker 2 (16:35):
And it was just heartbreaking and seeing like the before
and after, because you don't think of the before. Like
I know that I was a kid when a lot
of this happened, So what I remember of Afghanistan is
just like this war torn country. Yeah, but twenty years prior,
it was like this beautiful place that people went to
travel and see.

Speaker 4 (16:54):
Yeah, we even like Gozla was the most the most
recent one. That was this beautiful strip of land that
was on the ocean or on the on the water,
and it was so beautiful, but they were it was
greed and they wanted that plot of land because because
it was so beautiful, and then they just destroyed it
so that they can eventually take it and rebuild it
to what they wanted.

Speaker 1 (17:12):
And I'm like, that's awful. See these people live there.

Speaker 2 (17:15):
Your seven year old.

Speaker 3 (17:16):
Let's put them in politics.

Speaker 2 (17:17):
Yeah, he's be everywhere exactly.

Speaker 4 (17:19):
If this generation, this next generation has that which I'm
sure if he thinks that way, a lot of other
his friends think that way, that's the generation that can
help fix all the problems that we have now, which
unfortunately will take a long time.

Speaker 3 (17:30):
But they should start now.

Speaker 1 (17:32):
Really should now, it really should start now.

Speaker 4 (17:34):
Well, there are people that we see that are now
in their thirties and forties trying to make get their
way into politics and push out the old and crotchety,
angry views that shouldn't exist.

Speaker 1 (17:44):
It never should exist.

Speaker 4 (17:45):
Like, the whole point of living here is to evolve,
become better. Why would you not want to live in
a place that it was that was better than it
was yesterday?

Speaker 1 (17:52):
That's the whole point.

Speaker 4 (17:52):
Why who wants to live in turmoil and like anywhere
in the world, Like, there's no point. It'd be so
much better if we just all stop giving a craft
about what everyone else had and just focus on ourselves
and lived in peace. It's really stupid that we there's
all this greed and we allow it and we're okay
with it because we like a certain person. F that
person then they suck. Don't we should live that way?

(18:15):
I know humans suck.

Speaker 3 (18:18):
H We're going to take a quick break here and
we'll be right back.

Speaker 2 (18:24):
Okay. Was there a finishing to your er story? Yes,
end up going.

Speaker 4 (18:28):
No, we didn't go to the ars because again I
dodn't want to freak out my kids, and so my
wife she called this like traveling nurse, and he came
to the house the next morning and it was like
seven am. He came over, and I felt bad because
my son had a basketball game and I'm his head coach,
and so I was like, I'm gonna, I'm gonna.

Speaker 1 (18:44):
I can't go to your game.

Speaker 2 (18:45):
Dude.

Speaker 4 (18:45):
Them in so much pain. I can't even get up anytime.
Anytime I get up from the bed, even laying on
the bed her because I was laying on the floor
a lot. I ended up that night. I end up
falling asleep. I couldn't go back to the bed. I
ended up falling asleep on the floor next to the toilet,
on top of a towel because it felt better to
be on a flat surface then like a cushiony mattress.

Speaker 2 (19:03):
Listen that bathroom sleep when you don't feel good, it's
pretty hard.

Speaker 3 (19:07):
I'm not gonna lie.

Speaker 2 (19:07):
Yeah yeah, I know that, not not just from like
you know, hangovers or whatever, but like when you're sick, yeah,
and you don't want to move. I remember when I
got vertigo and I like crawled to them to the bathroom.

Speaker 3 (19:18):
You can't walk, yeah yeah, and I just like starfish
in the.

Speaker 2 (19:21):
Bathroom and I passed out there and it was like
the best sleep I ever had because I was on
the cold floor, flat yeah, and like I felt like
so much craft that when I woke up, I was like, oh, okay,
I slightly feel better, but then you stand up, you're like,
never mind totally yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (19:37):
Maybe there's something to the science of it that obviously,
before mattresses were ever in existence, humans obviously slept on
a flat surface, and that maybe is what we're supposed
to do. And I feel like I felt.

Speaker 1 (19:47):
Really prim wal.

Speaker 4 (19:47):
I'm like, oh, I'm like laying on the flat ground.
I'm back in my cave man stakes, all the way
back to the Stevens of many many universes ago.

Speaker 3 (19:58):
So you're on the floor and then yeah, so.

Speaker 4 (20:01):
Then she calls his er guy. He comes over, and
then all the kids of course are sitting there. I'm
in the guest room because I was like, just go in.
The guest room is more room. He can come in
there and set up all of his crap. And he
comes in. The kids are so inquisitive and they want
to know what the heck's going on because they're seven,
four and two and they're sitting on the bed next
to me. And he comes in and he's like, oh,
I got kids that are eight, eight, five and three,
so they're close to my kids. So he understood and

(20:22):
was like not bothered by it, and wasn't I didn't
phase him because he has kids that are also trying
to figure out life. And so we're sitting there and
they got Peabody and Sherman on on the TV on
the background, and he's like sort of watching it. And
even my daughter was he stopped to watch it while
he's filling up, you know, with some vitamins, and she's.

Speaker 1 (20:38):
Like, hey, stop watching TV and focus on my dad.

Speaker 4 (20:42):
She was very concerned, very concerned because he gets first,
he gets the ivy bag and he's explaining what he's doing.
He's like, hey, iv obviously for the flu, to make
sure you're hydrated. But then he goes, I'm gonna give
you some magnesium for you know, for nausea, vitamin B
and C for energy, and all these different things, and
he had something else that was for the cramping of
my stuff. He's like, and you know, some of you'll

(21:02):
feel instantly, you know, and he goes to all the
different steps, and some you'll feel hours later. And thank
god I did that because first of all, we got
to use our HSA car, which is awesome.

Speaker 1 (21:11):
So it didn't cost any money out of pocket, which
was cool.

Speaker 3 (21:13):
Well, and it didn't cost some money of an er
or a hospital business.

Speaker 4 (21:16):
Yes, because she was like, go to the yard. I'm like,
that's going to cost like ten thousand dollars or like
if you ambulance an er, that's a lot of money.
I'm like, we don't have the budget right now for that,
and so no, let's just do this.

Speaker 1 (21:27):
And she said, this is great, We'll try this, and
so we do the whole thing.

Speaker 4 (21:30):
He's there for like twenty thirty minutes, and he packs
up his stuff and he leaves, and then I start
to feel a little bit better, but I can't coach
my son's basketball game. So he goes without me, and
of course, has like the worst game ever because he's
worried about me at home and he's stressed out, and
you know, he has a couple of breakdowns of the game.
They don't they don't win, which is fine. I don't
care if they win, but a lot of kids and
his team did well. They all scored a bunch of

(21:50):
points and had fun. But he had a terrible game,
and I think obviously because he's worried about his dad.

Speaker 3 (21:55):
Yeah, but that's a good thing. He's a feeler.

Speaker 2 (21:57):
You know. You don't want to chut that down. You
don't want to be like on the game. That's what's important.

Speaker 4 (22:01):
Yeah, yeah, No, he definitely feels all the emotions and
takes it all like he talked earlier it second ago
about peace and war.

Speaker 2 (22:07):
Yeah, like the show and everything.

Speaker 4 (22:08):
Yeah, he definitely feel like he's like all like me.
He senses energy and feels things, and it's a different
human than than others in that sense.

Speaker 1 (22:17):
It's heightened sense.

Speaker 4 (22:18):
So yeah, he goes the game, has a terrible game,
comes home, and then we have a great day and
I'm still cramping and this was This is now a
week later, and all this week I have this, I
have this massive amount of pain in my abdomen.

Speaker 1 (22:30):
Still. Yeah, my wife's like, well.

Speaker 4 (22:31):
Because you're a violent throw upper and you and like
you just you contracted all your muscles and you haven't
really working out for the last several years, and so
it's like you did a thousand sit ups and my
stomach is like I feel like I have a Kevin
James's stomach where it's like this big stomach and and
but it's so fucked so freaking sore.

Speaker 2 (22:50):
Yeah, like you're just really hurting in there.

Speaker 1 (22:52):
Yeah, and it is true.

Speaker 3 (22:54):
I mean that's those are muscles. At the end of
the day, you were working a whole lot of muscles.

Speaker 2 (22:57):
And yeah, also a stomach, when it gets destroyed like
that by something, it's gonna take some time to rebuild it.
And yeah, you might benefit from doing a extended fast.

Speaker 4 (23:08):
Yeah. Well I kind of did that without really trying,
because for three days I couldn't really eat much. I
don't have like bananas and like light things grains and stuff.
And then eventually and I still couldn't go to the bathroom, Like,
oh my god, if I could just go to the bathroom,
I would feel so much better. And then finally after
the third or fourth day, I finally had like a
real bowel movement and I felt I was like, oh
my god, yeah, more back to regular. Still not fully regular,

(23:30):
but like like oh my god, thank god, Like this
is as cruciating pain.

Speaker 2 (23:34):
Yeah. Well, and now that you're at least over that moment, Yeah,
extended fast like twenty four hours plus if you can
make it like really thirty six hours, forty eight hours,
it is like a prime time, but it'll start to
reheal your cells and stuff. Yeah, metophagy, and it could
really help you now with particular that just in case
your stomach lining everything is really upset by what just happened.

Speaker 4 (23:58):
And when you say fasting, like there's no food at all.

Speaker 2 (24:01):
No, you can only drink water with some Celtic sea
salt would be super helpful. But you can have avocado
with salt after the twenty four hour hits because it'll
it breaks the fast, but it doesn't break a toopagy. Okay,
So if you like really are starving and you can't
make it anymore. I've had moments from that where I
did that, but it's it's been one of the really

(24:22):
big parts of my healing processes doing it It gives your
body a chance to actually reset instead of just constantly
trying to kind of fix it and add different things
to help it. It gives it a chance to breathe. Okay,
so because it's different breathing than when you were, forcibly
not eating because you felt like crap. It's like now
like your body's healed. Then you feel good and that
part is gone. But now it's like it needs to

(24:43):
heal from whatever lasting impacts might have had on it. Okay,
it could help. It could also not, you know, like
it could be that stupid, but it might be worth
a dry if you're still feeling that one.

Speaker 4 (24:52):
And I've heard that fasting is just good in general,
Like I have some people that do that, I figure
what it's called where they don't eat to all eleven
or twelve.

Speaker 3 (24:57):
Every day, the inter minute fasting a.

Speaker 4 (25:00):
Minute fasting, yeah, which they do that, which is fine.
But I've even heard that what you said, the twenty
four to forty eight, which is good for the body
to cleanse itself while the toxins and crap, and also
for your mind and your spiritual being.

Speaker 1 (25:10):
Whatever I've heard.

Speaker 2 (25:11):
Oh yeah, when I get done with a fast, like
every Friday. I am sharp as a nail. Okay, it's wild. Okay, Wow,
it is super helpful for a bunch of other things. Yeah,
but at least it could potentially help your your stomach
with everything that it just went through, because yeah, sounds
like it was quite the eventful weekend for you.

Speaker 1 (25:28):
Yeah, it was awful. It was a date night. We
haven't had a date nine in a while.

Speaker 4 (25:30):
I was so excited and there's a sober date night
and we're like just having great conversation, talking and catching
up on things that we've been able to talk about
because we've been so busy the last month and freaking
years the worse.

Speaker 1 (25:42):
It was a great time. Then you get to the
end and I'm like, oh my god, this is awful.

Speaker 4 (25:44):
When we were excited to try this new restaurant out
and now this terrible experience.

Speaker 1 (25:50):
Sorry, it's like.

Speaker 2 (25:51):
It's reminding you of that. I know. This terrible yea
is one of the worst things because it comes on
so fast.

Speaker 3 (25:58):
Yeah, and it stays for like twenty four hours at least.

Speaker 1 (26:00):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (26:01):
Yeah, this is like long, long lasting impact. But it
is kind of crazy how much it really went into
your stomach.

Speaker 3 (26:08):
Yeah, but if you would.

Speaker 2 (26:10):
The one thing that would have been great is if
you did go to the hospital, they could have probably
tested you and figured out what you had in your system.

Speaker 1 (26:16):
They could have. Yeah, and they could have done all that.

Speaker 4 (26:17):
They also could have done more tests that freaked me
out for other things that I don't either whatever.

Speaker 2 (26:21):
Yeah, that's definitely true. Yeah, more of your blood work
would be like treating with the traveling nurse, you should
have had pole and then give you stuff. Then you
could have figured out if you had like an actual
toxin in your body from that onion from it yeah.

Speaker 4 (26:32):
Yeah, which which creates a poison and toxin when they expire.
Like I said, so it's like, yeah, he could have
probably been able to or they could have been able
to tell.

Speaker 2 (26:39):
Me who knew. You know, I'm afraid of a lot
of things when it comes to food, like just to
get sick or whatever.

Speaker 3 (26:43):
Yeah, but I was never afraid of rantsid onions.

Speaker 1 (26:45):
Yeah, now you should because it literally turns into a poison. Yeah,
like it.

Speaker 2 (26:49):
Will destroy all the onions or is it particular onions,
because then I'd just say from those colored onions, why I.

Speaker 4 (26:55):
Think it is just onions in general because they have
we also use onion too when we're getting sick, and
we'll chop up an onion and we'll put it by
our bedside because it's It's one of those things from
like the Turn of the Centry type crap where pols
of toxes.

Speaker 1 (27:08):
At your body and everything.

Speaker 4 (27:09):
Yeah, like if you're if you're starting to feel sick,
or if you're sick, whether it be like sinus related
or something to do with respiratory or a flu or
any kind of common cold. Yeah, it's supposed to the
onions in the air ext I mean, your your your
broom does start to smell like animal style French fries
from in an auburger.

Speaker 1 (27:25):
But it's totally worth it because it does.

Speaker 4 (27:27):
I feel like we can recover so much faster by
the onions pulling toxins from our body and.

Speaker 2 (27:32):
Even to you because you're also crying out because the
onion's making me cry.

Speaker 1 (27:35):
So now they don't make me cry, which is weird.
I don't cry for onions. I don't know what it is,
and i'm't really sure anything.

Speaker 2 (27:40):
You might be allergic to onions.

Speaker 1 (27:41):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (27:42):
I have no problem with them until that one freaking
moment with those little small and I love the small
pearl and these little chalets. I freaking love those things.
I love them so much. So I love them and
I eat them all the time. But I'm also too
that if you take a red onion and you cut
it and slice it and core out the middle and
put honey in it and like cook that for a
little bit, that honey that's been baked into the red
onion is also like a good cough syrup or syrup

(28:04):
for flu and fighting for common coals and stuff.

Speaker 3 (28:07):
Yeah, I love that. I love natural remedies if they
if they work.

Speaker 2 (28:10):
I started taking detox baths whenever I feel bad, and
they talk a lot, and me and my boyfriend doing
It's like, this is not a detox bath. You put
like mustard clay ban a night clay or mustard seed
been a night clay and some other kind of like
oils and stuff in it and.

Speaker 1 (28:25):
In a bath like like a immercial body.

Speaker 2 (28:27):
Yeah, it's kind of like it looks like dirty water almost.

Speaker 4 (28:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (28:30):
And my boyfriend had was really not feeling well. Within
twenty four hours he was maxed normal. It was wild
because it makes you sweat. Those particular properties are making
you sweat, and sweating helps you get out toxins. It's
kind of the same concept of a sauna or doing
true anything like that, but those particular things are like
what you're talking about with the onion and the honey
have certain properties.

Speaker 3 (28:49):
That pull it out. Okay, well it's super remedies.

Speaker 2 (28:52):
Yeah yeah, but it only works if it worked for you,
Like you know, it doesn't work for everybody.

Speaker 4 (28:56):
Everyone's chemical makeup is different. That's another thing too, it's yeah,
won't me work for me, won't work for you?

Speaker 1 (29:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (29:00):
Yeah. I did try onions one time. I put them
on the bottom of my feet in socks, okay, because
I saw it online and I was desperate to feel better.
It was like when I was going through COVID to
get this crap out of my body, and uh.

Speaker 3 (29:11):
It worked for a little bit.

Speaker 2 (29:12):
Okay, it seemed to help.

Speaker 3 (29:13):
But like when I took the onions off my feet,
they were gross.

Speaker 1 (29:16):
Yeah, the onions your feet were gross.

Speaker 2 (29:18):
The onion my feet were also gross because it was weird.
It was like it worked as like a foot peel
also okay, so like my foot was weird. But then
also like the onions were gross and they're like, yeah,
that's supposed to be like pulled out the talks and
I'm like, that's disgusting. Yeah, that's legit, and that's what
that was. That's gross.

Speaker 1 (29:34):
That's gross, And now I need a pedicure.

Speaker 2 (29:37):
You're gonna take one more quick break.

Speaker 3 (29:38):
We'll be right back.

Speaker 2 (29:42):
I have some more Facebook marketplace stories for you. Okay,
my dad turned Facebook Marketplace into his own personal bachelor setup.
Let me tell you how that.

Speaker 1 (29:51):
Okay, gotcha.

Speaker 2 (29:52):
So they had this old car they've had for years.
It was like one of the cars that we drove
in high school. Yeah, and it's just kind of been there,
like kind of car that they drive when they need
to go and.

Speaker 3 (30:03):
Do crazy extra Do you know what kind of car
it was or is Deep Liberty?

Speaker 1 (30:06):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (30:06):
Yeah, So but it's always funny watching my dad drive
because it's a really curly car.

Speaker 4 (30:10):
That's why Liberties are very girly. Yeah yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (30:12):
And I loved it.

Speaker 1 (30:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (30:13):
But so they finally sold it. But what was funny
is my dad doesn't know how to do a Facebook marketplace. Okay,
he's never done this before in his life. We've always
done it for him and he's now retired. So we're
like you can figure this out.

Speaker 1 (30:25):
You'll yeah, give nothing butt time, dude, watch the YouTube
video and figure it out.

Speaker 2 (30:28):
Bro. Well he figured it out all right, okay. Instead
of like communicating with people and like finding one person
to go set up a meet with, he did like
three or four and told them all the same time
in place and said show up at this stuff.

Speaker 4 (30:43):
So he's gonna do like like a game show, like
all right, the winner gets the car.

Speaker 2 (30:47):
Basically, oh my god, he tells her, I, we show
up to this gas station right at this time. And
so the first person comes up, they like it. They
decided yes, okay, like we want this car. My dad's
signing over the car registration stuff, drove whatever.

Speaker 3 (31:00):
And the second person pulls up.

Speaker 2 (31:02):
It's like, I guess we're late to the party, like,
oh my god, and my.

Speaker 3 (31:07):
Dad's like, yep, we already sold that. I'm like, Dad,
this is not all about war.

Speaker 1 (31:10):
No, yeah, you can't tell them all to meet there.

Speaker 4 (31:12):
Oh my god, it's the first one here wins or
Color one oh five, you get the you get the
jeep Liberty.

Speaker 1 (31:18):
What the hell?

Speaker 3 (31:19):
I don't know what was going through that other person's
head that like showed up and was.

Speaker 1 (31:22):
Like I drove all this way for a car that's
no longer here because you gave something. They beat me,
and my mom was like worried.

Speaker 2 (31:28):
She's like, these people are gonna like against you, Like
that was a car. This isn't just like an air fryer, Like.

Speaker 4 (31:33):
Exactly, yeah, this is an expensive purchase. They may have
gone to the ban gun cash or figured out their
finances or whatever.

Speaker 1 (31:39):
Holy crap.

Speaker 2 (31:40):
Yeah, and thankfully you know it's it's it wasn't a
lot of money.

Speaker 1 (31:43):
But still though it.

Speaker 2 (31:45):
Was just more hilarious because I'm like and so we
had to have a conversation with my father of like, Dad, it's.

Speaker 1 (31:50):
Not a contest.

Speaker 2 (31:51):
This is not how this works. Yeah, you have to
just choose one person. Obviously, it sucks if they don't
show up.

Speaker 3 (31:57):
And that's a very big part of face smart thing.

Speaker 1 (31:59):
The woll didn't show up and I have I have
a second and the third one in the can.

Speaker 2 (32:02):
That's exactly what he was saying, I am going to
prepare for the fact that some of these people may
not show up. And I don't think two of them
ended up showing up. But like the poor second person
who was like late to the game show, they did
not want a car that day.

Speaker 4 (32:14):
I got into By the way, you're retired, so you
have enough time to set up another appointment if the
first one doesn't work out.

Speaker 1 (32:20):
Nothing but time right now. Huh hilarious, Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (32:24):
So it worked for him.

Speaker 2 (32:29):
It was so funny. Like my mom told me that story.
I was like, yere, for real, this happened. He's like, yeah, yeah,
so that's your dad. There's my dad.

Speaker 3 (32:37):
I'm sure he's gonna call me.

Speaker 2 (32:39):
After I had this conversation, He's like, that's not what happened,
but it was.

Speaker 1 (32:43):
And then I let them know in advance that they
may or may not get it. There were there was.
There was some fine print, just a little bit right
in the bottom, jeez.

Speaker 3 (32:51):
And then I had a funny one speaking.

Speaker 2 (32:52):
Of an air fryer. I was selling my old air
fryer and I had this guy write me on there.

Speaker 3 (32:57):
I had a bunch of people reach out, I want to.

Speaker 4 (32:58):
Buy that an air use and like put your food
in it and cooked and grease and grossness.

Speaker 2 (33:03):
And I had it really clean to it.

Speaker 3 (33:04):
Okay, I keep things very clean.

Speaker 2 (33:06):
I always cleaned it every time I used it, so
pretty much brand new, hush my buck. So that's a
cheap air frier and I had.

Speaker 3 (33:13):
I had a guy write me.

Speaker 2 (33:14):
It was midnight. I get a Facebook marketplace at midnight
and he goes, if you're still awake, I'm finna come
get you.

Speaker 3 (33:22):
You're talking about airfryar.

Speaker 1 (33:25):
Is your picture available on there? Oh? He said, he
wants to come get you and the air fire if
it's midnight.

Speaker 2 (33:32):
I obviously didn't get until like the next morning. My
boyfriend and I was dying off. He's like, well, you're
not gonna go meet up with that.

Speaker 4 (33:38):
No way, he hads midnight he was sitting there looking
at girls and pop up.

Speaker 2 (33:44):
I think he might.

Speaker 3 (33:45):
Have had a little fun that night and really wanted food.

Speaker 2 (33:48):
I really wanted the air fryer. Was just like, I'm
finna come get that right now.

Speaker 1 (33:52):
Uh huh, Okay.

Speaker 2 (33:55):
The way two basic marketplace stories. Lately, I've had a
lot of these. Face and marketplaces been my source of entertainment.

Speaker 4 (34:01):
Did you sell end up selling your idea to a
Stone and Gun or somebody else?

Speaker 3 (34:06):
You're a really nice couple that I met in a
Costco parking lot.

Speaker 1 (34:08):
Okay, nice, safe.

Speaker 2 (34:10):
I always meet in the Costco or the Target parking lot.

Speaker 4 (34:12):
Yeah, don't say, because even for me, I've never I've
never sold anything on Facebook Marketplace.

Speaker 2 (34:16):
Oh, you're missing a whole lot of joy in your life.

Speaker 4 (34:18):
Yeah, I know, but I just also like nervous of
like meeting strangers in a parking lot.

Speaker 3 (34:21):
Yeah, but I'm telling you it's the best stories.

Speaker 2 (34:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (34:23):
I don't know, but I'd rather almost throw it away
or give it away than have like to put the
risk of like meeting some stranger out of.

Speaker 3 (34:30):
I don't know, It's true.

Speaker 2 (34:31):
I'm trying really hard to be really intentional about things
that I have in my house. It either like if
I'm getting rid of them, I'm donating them to a
place that's actually going to use them, yeah, or I'm
selling them to somebody that can use it and it's
just not going to a landfall. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (34:42):
True.

Speaker 2 (34:42):
Yeah. So I've been trying really hard.

Speaker 3 (34:44):
To be intentional about that.

Speaker 2 (34:46):
So anytime I can tell something, I'm like, okay, let's
try and sell this first.

Speaker 1 (34:49):
Yeah, I'm bought off there.

Speaker 4 (34:51):
I definitely bought off Facebook Marketplace where you have to
go to their house and thing a table and chairs
or whatever.

Speaker 3 (34:55):
You're probably a good buyer. You probably showed up and
yeah I.

Speaker 4 (34:57):
Did, Yeah, should up, had the cash ready to go,
And even then I was still nervous, and I would
let not let my wife and kids going.

Speaker 1 (35:02):
I'm gonna go on my own.

Speaker 4 (35:03):
I'm gonna go to the guy's house, or my wife
and I would only go and the kids would stay
back with the sitter or something. I'm like, I'm gonna
be very intentional about.

Speaker 2 (35:09):
This, It's true. Make sure you have to be careful.

Speaker 1 (35:12):
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (35:13):
Yeah, the internet is a scary place.

Speaker 1 (35:14):
Oh my god. To totally it's Facebook. Facebook is even scarier.

Speaker 3 (35:17):
I know so, but that that was Facebook market place lately.

Speaker 2 (35:20):
Okay, all right, so I was gonna ask if you
had any stories, but now you yeah, yeah, you do
decide to sell something, I'll be waiting for the stories, okay,
because you always have it.

Speaker 3 (35:29):
I have a lot of weird friends now from Facebook work.

Speaker 1 (35:32):
I'm sure you have. Anyone.

Speaker 4 (35:34):
Has anyone become like your actual friend or does it
just those like in the moment friends.

Speaker 2 (35:38):
No, there's some people that are really nice and it's
like a cool connection and they're like there's one where
I was selling these chairs and the lady was like,
oh my gosh, I have this perfect place in my
house and I'm doing this for the first time by myself,
and it was like a really cool, cute moment. And
then there's every other times where they'll just grab it.
They won't say a word, they'll vow you and it's
like bye, and you never have the.

Speaker 4 (35:55):
Inaction because they're probably, like me, terrified. They want to
get the hell out of there as quick as they
want to get in. Want to get the hell out.

Speaker 2 (36:01):
And then this one, the air fire, was a couple
and they it was their first time doing it, so
I was like meeting and obviously Costco is a big
parking lot, and they like send a picture of where
they're out. They're like, sorry, first time, we don't know
what we're doing.

Speaker 1 (36:13):
Okay, swingers, where do we meet?

Speaker 2 (36:16):
And they barely said a word, but they're just like, okay,
thank you, And I was like, oh good, I'm not
gonna hurt you. Here's your friar.

Speaker 1 (36:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (36:24):
It's almost I feel like it's a it's like a
comedy skit in the sense of your first time doing
face marketplace, where it sounds like it could be like
a meet up, like a sexual thing, but it's not
like that. It has those tones in it, like you're
afraid and like I don't know, just I feel like
in my head I could see what it would be
on videos.

Speaker 3 (36:38):
It's like a pineapple involved.

Speaker 1 (36:40):
Yes, yeah, like an SNL type skit. Yeah, it is scary.

Speaker 2 (36:44):
There's a comedian that did one that everybody showed me
because I've I've had so many funny Facebook Marketplace stories lately. Yeah,
but there's this comedian who was trying to sell her
bed on marketplace and it.

Speaker 1 (36:52):
Was like this, Yeah, she turned into like a whole thing.

Speaker 2 (36:55):
Yeah, and it was funny. I could see more of those.

Speaker 1 (36:58):
Yeah, she was great.

Speaker 4 (36:58):
Her whole thing was like no it's not yes it is,
No it's not, yes it is, and so she said and.

Speaker 1 (37:03):
It was like, yeah, I remember seeing that. It was
like a year ago or whatever.

Speaker 3 (37:05):
I'm telling you.

Speaker 2 (37:06):
That's how the conversations actually are. Yeah, like that is
not exaggerated in any way.

Speaker 1 (37:10):
She's trying to sell a bed, right, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (37:11):
The person ended up coming and stealing the neighbor's bed.

Speaker 1 (37:14):
Yes, yeah, yeah, it's all my bed. Yes it is,
no it's not, yes it is.

Speaker 3 (37:20):
I want that stupid video.

Speaker 1 (37:24):
Yeah, it's hilarious.

Speaker 2 (37:24):
But it's true, like that's.

Speaker 4 (37:26):
How it is.

Speaker 2 (37:26):
So there's so there's my my Facebook marketplace. And I
wanted to ask you because I commented on your video.
You had a video and you played a Christmas song?
Are you an early Christmas helerat are you not?

Speaker 1 (37:38):
I know you are.

Speaker 4 (37:39):
I know the moment the pumpkin that you blow the
candle out of the pumpkin on the night of October
thirty first, and remember first you are pulling that you
party pulls up when you pull stuf down to get
it ready.

Speaker 1 (37:49):
To put it up.

Speaker 3 (37:49):
Well, this year, I was decorated the day before Halloween.

Speaker 1 (37:52):
Okay, so you were up, you were hurly.

Speaker 2 (37:53):
Well, the inside was Christmas, the outside was Halloween because
we had trigger treaters, so we had to have you know,
party inside, party outside, different parties.

Speaker 4 (38:01):
Okay, wow, okay, it was vine. You were a hybrid
house in half Sativa. We were hard.

Speaker 2 (38:08):
But Saturday morning, right after Halloween, gave the pumpkins to
the deer and then we started decorating further and really
exploded the Christmas thing.

Speaker 1 (38:16):
Oh yeah, you went.

Speaker 4 (38:17):
Hard, I saw, which is kind of cool because I
always loved Christmas. But my family growing up we always
waited till Thanksgiving. It was like Thanksgiving, what happened? And
then boom Black Friday. We didn't go shopping for Black Friday.
That was our big day.

Speaker 1 (38:28):
My dad was like going up in the attic and
grabbed all the crap, and my mom.

Speaker 4 (38:31):
Was getting it all. She had the inside, he had
the outside. And so it was like a marathon on Friday.
And then it was like if you need anything, then
we go to home Deborrolos and pick up missing things
or the Christmas store and then get all that kind
of stuff. But yeah, but then as now my kids
are different, They're like they wanted up immediately, like, oh
my god, our neighbors beat us. They have their lights up,
and I'm like, I know, but they're also retired, they
have another butt time and I'm busy as crap, and

(38:52):
so is your mom.

Speaker 1 (38:53):
So we're gonna try to get.

Speaker 4 (38:53):
To it, like this is our weekend that we're gonna
spend Christmas decorations inside and out.

Speaker 2 (38:58):
So you're doing early, we are early. Yeah, we're going
to work part of the early crowd.

Speaker 4 (39:02):
Part of the early crowd. Yeah, which I'm okay with
because they're kids and they get to enjoy it, and
if you look at the you look at the grand
scheme of things. My oldest is seven, so you only
get a few Christmases to really enjoy with him, you know,
as their kids. So it's like, I don't really care.
It's like, who gives a crap if I do it
earlier or not. It's their excitement and enjoy is what's
so awesome. So if they want to do it November first,

(39:24):
well I'll try to do it November first. But I
don't really have like a strong opinion of like, oh,
the one thing it does suck is when you go
to retail stores like like a Costco and you haven't
even had Halloween and they're.

Speaker 1 (39:35):
Already throwing up a Christmas crap.

Speaker 4 (39:36):
Yeah, it kind of kills the vibe because you're kind
of like, as a kid, I remember it was so
immersed into Halloween decorations and scary stuff and all that,
like going through the aisles of Target and Walmart and
whatever and party stores and it was fun to live
in that all the way through the thirty first and then.

Speaker 2 (39:53):
Do pumpkin stuff. They do pumpkin stuff like August September.
They can hardly do it in October.

Speaker 4 (39:58):
I know, the October comes around and it's already time
for Christmas, and I'm like, you kind of kill the
vibe and the magic at least at the store of
the holidays and that that particular holiday that you're trying
to be in.

Speaker 2 (40:09):
And it's because they don't ever, you know, somebody really
let down Thanksgiving because there's really not cool decorations for Thanksgiving.

Speaker 4 (40:15):
There's no cool decorations, there's no cool music, there's like
no theming around Thanksgiving, which I guess if you look
at the root of Thanksgiving, it kind of it's it's
a stupid holiday. Maybe that shouldn't be shouldn't be celebrated,
because honestly, if with Native and American roots, you're kind
of like Thanksgiving stupid.

Speaker 2 (40:30):
Yeah, that's fair.

Speaker 4 (40:31):
It's like kind of like this like feast of like hey, forgiving.
I mean, the idea of giving thanks and being grateful cool,
but like the whole pilgrims and the Native Americans and
then coming here and raping and pillaging the land, the
whole thanks is kind of like Thanksgivings dumb, but like.

Speaker 2 (40:46):
A dark undertone to it.

Speaker 4 (40:47):
Yeah, yeah, so I kind of get like, Okay, I
don't really care about Thanksgiving.

Speaker 1 (40:51):
I don't really. We do it, but it's not like.

Speaker 2 (40:53):
But so maybe that's why commercialized. They never really did
anything because it's like, we know those kind of a
dark holiday.

Speaker 1 (40:57):
Yeah, they feel guilty about it, Like this really a
great holiday.

Speaker 3 (41:01):
Yeah, so like maybe we don't do decorations for this.

Speaker 2 (41:03):
It's like Fall.

Speaker 4 (41:04):
Yeah, it's like it's like the purgatory between Halloween and Christmas. Yeah,
you're like, how can we get this over as fast
as possible? Do a dumb parade and move on and
then go right straight to Savings, which connect to Christmas.
So it's like boom, get into Christmas as fast as possible,
because yeah, what is there the decorations. It's like that
basket that you always see with Cornicopia with like random

(41:26):
crap in it the turkey.

Speaker 2 (41:27):
Yeah, and like what, I'm a vegetarian, I'm gonna put
turkey's all over my house?

Speaker 4 (41:30):
Yeah exactly.

Speaker 2 (41:31):
Yeah that feels weird.

Speaker 1 (41:32):
Yeah, that's stupid.

Speaker 2 (41:33):
I do have Fall digreations, but they stay up to Halloween.
I'll do Halloween decorations, but then they stay up to Halloween.

Speaker 1 (41:39):
Yeah, and that.

Speaker 2 (41:39):
November is a weird month for it. So you know,
it's just always my family's been like we always decorated
for Christmas, for Thanksgiving and Christmas.

Speaker 4 (41:47):
Yeah, which makes sense to have both, and even theme
parks do that too. As soon as Halloween's over boom,
they're getting into Christmas, like November.

Speaker 2 (41:52):
First, because it also allows you to have two months
to do a bunch of celebration because sometimes it's really
hard to get everybody together for one day and even
those two months.

Speaker 1 (42:00):
So yeah, Or if you're.

Speaker 4 (42:01):
Traveling you're not home for Christmas, you get to then
enjoy Christmas a little bit longer because of that multiple things.

Speaker 3 (42:07):
So what marks this is our kind of final question.

Speaker 2 (42:10):
What is your first Christmas movie that you watch to
mark the start of the holiday.

Speaker 1 (42:15):
Season that we watched this year.

Speaker 2 (42:17):
It could be this year, it could be like something
that you like really always like this is what you're
identify as, like, Okay, we're in Christmas mode.

Speaker 4 (42:23):
This movie, well, we already watched because the kids are
like we watch christ every night. They want to watch
a Christmas movie. My son's favorite is Home Alone because
he loves the whole Marvin Harry dynamic and he thinks
it's hilarious when they get hurt. He's like, oh my god,
like he like cracks up in a laughter. That's like
it's it's it's so infectious. So I love home alone
because of that. But we haven't got to it yet.

(42:43):
Could like to save it. But the one we watched
first was the Santa Claus with Tim Allen.

Speaker 3 (42:50):
Yes, yes, my favorite Christmas.

Speaker 1 (42:51):
Absolutely, dude, it's such a great movie.

Speaker 4 (42:57):
Saturday Saturday, dude, wife and kids here on a Saturday.

Speaker 1 (43:04):
I forgot, I forgot my computer up here. Study come getting.

Speaker 2 (43:06):
A's so cool, dude.

Speaker 1 (43:07):
Well, thank you for joining us on a Saturday. Dude,
good Saturday. I'll get some breakfast. Went on your way
out all right later. Morgan doesn't even care about Saturday.

Speaker 2 (43:15):
Yeah, I mean, I'm not playing into your faces like
after you get out of here.

Speaker 1 (43:19):
She doesn't like.

Speaker 4 (43:20):
Saturdays like we do.

Speaker 1 (43:22):
No, we know.

Speaker 3 (43:26):
I'm really sorry today.

Speaker 1 (43:31):
You Saturday Saturday, r DA.

Speaker 2 (43:35):
Why.

Speaker 1 (43:37):
Give me a Santa Claus s a n and then.

Speaker 3 (43:39):
You like to take it and she takes a mile
you know that.

Speaker 1 (43:42):
But I'm the same way too, So I like doing
that with him. It's fun.

Speaker 2 (43:46):
We have I'm trying to finish our podcast and we
can get to.

Speaker 1 (43:50):
Work, but now you put in the title cameo from Lunchbox.
But yeah, the Santa Claus is so much fun.

Speaker 4 (43:55):
We love it and like, like the lines in there
are so cheesy and so hilarious. We're like like that
scene where the elves are at the desk and then
trying to break out.

Speaker 1 (44:02):
Santa. He's like and the copook set him. He's like,
what are you guys? Who are you guys?

Speaker 4 (44:06):
And he's like who else with attitude and You're like, oh,
my kids are loving it. And then they're asking me questions
about like is this the real Santa, and like the
whole thing, And I'm like, no, it's a movie. My
son goes, is it fiction or nonfiction? And I was like,
I was like, no, well, it's a fiction movie, but
it's based on nonfiction, uh information, because you know, Santa's Santa,
but like this could happen where if this is like

(44:27):
a storyline of a Santa passing to the next one,
when Santa gets old or something happens, there has to
be another Santa that comes around whatever.

Speaker 1 (44:34):
So this is Hollywood's depiction on that.

Speaker 2 (44:36):
Yeah, heck, this is the way that I knew Santa
came into the picture. Yeah, so still to the day.
That's all I know is if he falls off her roof,
then another Santa comes, so like anybody's dad could be
Santa exactly.

Speaker 1 (44:48):
You see the cod put it on, You're Santa now exactly. Yeah, totally.

Speaker 4 (44:51):
It was so fun to watch that because like the
nineties and the gus got a divorce undertone to it,
which is kind of crazy how they like work that out.
And the best part of the movie is at the end,
because you know that the stepdad try you know, gets
him arrested and the whole thing, and he goes to
jail and he breaks out. The best part of the
movie And I never clicked until just right now. There's
that scene where when he comes in because the sun's missing,

(45:12):
and then Santa Tim Allen brings in the sun and
the mom comes in and.

Speaker 1 (45:16):
She's like, oh my god, you're home. And he walks in.

Speaker 4 (45:19):
There's this moment where there's no word said, but he
walks in with this like like chest puffed out, kind
of like fu and then like the step dad's on
his knees.

Speaker 1 (45:29):
Like Charlie, Charlie. He's like, how'd you get here?

Speaker 4 (45:31):
And he looks up and he sees Tim Allen and
him and I can almost tell the director, like the
director must have been like, all right, Tim, when you
come into that scene you're fing Santa Claus Bro. He's like,
and that guy down there is a loser, and he
puts you in jail. Screw him. And so when I
want you walk into that scene, I want you to
walk in there with like just like you got you
got Santa balls, you got a big Santa sack, your

(45:53):
chest popped out. I want you to own that room.
And so when you walk in, I want you to
give him the look of f you, bro. And then
he because in down there, he looks up.

Speaker 2 (46:01):
I know would never do that.

Speaker 1 (46:02):
Sanna would never do that.

Speaker 4 (46:03):
But this scene, Santa walks in with like a yeah,
because then you see the other guy's face. The stepdad
look up at him like what how is he here?
And Tim Allen's like, how am I here? Because I'm
freaking Santa Claus bro. That's how I'm here.

Speaker 2 (46:17):
That is a really cool scene.

Speaker 4 (46:18):
It's such a great scene. There's no words spoken, but
it's all just the energy and the body language of like, Bro.

Speaker 1 (46:25):
I told you you said I was crazy. I'm Santa Claus.
That's how I'm here.

Speaker 2 (46:31):
He is Santa and you know why you can't convince
me any otherwise. Yeah, still to this day, Tim Allen
is Santa Claus.

Speaker 1 (46:37):
Yeah, it's awesome.

Speaker 2 (46:37):
It's just creating as a normal human every day here
on earth. And I also the part of did you
have your kids watch the new version of that? Because
they all came back for a TV show, TV.

Speaker 4 (46:48):
Show I haven't seen yet. I think we'll do is
we'll do the whole drip of like one, two, and
there's a third one, right, yep, there's three of them. Yes,
we'll do a one, two, and three and then get
into the TV show cause that way it gives us
something to look forward to.

Speaker 2 (47:00):
Yeah, you should because it's good. I mean, it is
more nostalgia than anything. Yeah, would say it's like the
best TV show of all time.

Speaker 1 (47:06):
Yeah, I'm sure it's cheesy and terrible.

Speaker 2 (47:07):
Yes, but it's a nostalgient. It plays into that show
if you love that movie.

Speaker 1 (47:11):
Yeah, Like Bernard, does he come back in the show?

Speaker 2 (47:14):
Only one that didn't come back, but I think he
might be coming back for season two.

Speaker 3 (47:17):
There was talk about that.

Speaker 1 (47:18):
Okay, so that's the only.

Speaker 2 (47:20):
One that didn't make it come back.

Speaker 4 (47:21):
Okay, I know he had a moment in the nineties
because he was Yeah, I don't he he was from
the Adams Family movie from.

Speaker 2 (47:27):
The nineties first series. Uh, Santa Claus.

Speaker 3 (47:31):
I don't think he did. It's been a minute since
I watched it.

Speaker 1 (47:34):
Bernd's attitude was awesome.

Speaker 2 (47:35):
No, he did.

Speaker 1 (47:36):
It's okay cool, Yeah, but it took out.

Speaker 2 (47:38):
It wasn't in the first few episodes that I was remembering.

Speaker 4 (47:41):
That's smart though, because you're you're waiting for it, because
Bernard's to pivotal character as well.

Speaker 1 (47:45):
He really is okay cool.

Speaker 2 (47:46):
So he's in there.

Speaker 3 (47:47):
And then yeah, mine would be the hall grin Stow Christmas.

Speaker 1 (47:50):
That's a good one.

Speaker 3 (47:50):
Yeah, the real one with Jim Carrey and yes.

Speaker 4 (47:53):
Uh Sinelou who yeah, Taylor Lewson, yes, yeah, from Gossip Girl.

Speaker 2 (47:57):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, I love her. I always wanted
to be here a Shindy leew Is my girl, Cindy
Lee who I loved her. I might Decker.

Speaker 3 (48:03):
I might like dress up as her at some point
this year.

Speaker 1 (48:05):
That's cool.

Speaker 2 (48:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (48:06):
Or Martha May hoo Vier Marty May.

Speaker 1 (48:09):
Would be a cool one.

Speaker 4 (48:10):
That's a fun one too, because down the Universal Lot
in la where I used to work at they I
used to go buy The Grinch that whole like you know,
the scene, like the who Ville scene. They still had
that there was part of the back Cloud tour. But
also when I worked Alleen Hornet's our station, we had
like our like our drink water replant station was on
the Whoville a lot because we was because it was
next to Amityville, where like the Amnyville for Psycho, the

(48:33):
hotel and the house is right next to the Grinch.
So when you're watching the Grinch movie, right behind that
whole scene with the Christmas tree and everything in the
middle of Whoville, right behind it is Psycho. So as
you're watching it ironic, you're like, you're like, this is
a great Christmas movie, but right behind.

Speaker 1 (48:47):
It is death and destruction and murder and Psycho.

Speaker 3 (48:51):
That's crazy. Yeah, I didn't know that.

Speaker 1 (48:53):
That's pretty crazy. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (48:54):
Also, I'm jealous you've been on that because The Grin
Show Christmas is just one of my favorite movies of
all time Christmas, So yeah, I'm jealous. Now, okay, yeah
we're gonna leave. We have to leave the Green Monster.

Speaker 1 (49:05):
Oh yeah, is that a new strain. The green monster
sounds like a good sativa.

Speaker 2 (49:10):
The green monsters like of envy green monster.

Speaker 1 (49:14):
I was thinking of weed.

Speaker 2 (49:16):
Different wavelengths when it comes to green things I have learned. Yeah,
all right, tell people where they can find you real quick.

Speaker 4 (49:21):
You can find me on Instagram and reluctantly. I'm also
on TikTok Scuba, Steve Radio, s C.

Speaker 2 (49:25):
U B A S T E V E R A
D I O Nice and I am at we Go Morgan,
And you can follow the show at Bobby Bone Show
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