Keith Urban Stops By Studio + Garth Brooks Calls In + Reading Level of Country Songs

Keith Urban stops by the studio, Garth Brooks calls the show and the reading levels of country songs revealed

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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(00:25):
show Point Studio Boy Wednesday. Keith Darwan will be in later.
Al Right, guy, We've got a real career ahead of him. Yeah.
You know he's fifty now, which is so weird. It
does not look at He was playing the other night
at the Country Rising and I was like, you told
me thirty eight. We like, I believe it for sure,

(00:47):
And he talked to him about that. Yeah, he's like, yeah,
he's in today. He's like Benjamin Buttons. Here are some
Black Friday discounts you may have not known about. Airplane tickets,
car rentals, hotel rooms and parking fees are waved to
hotels too, waved. So just a heads up because I
know it's coming up and some of the Black Friday
offers are coming out and so that's the thing that's cool.

(01:11):
Are you guys Black Friday, NG it like online anything
now that there's maybe airplane tickets. I'm checking out some stores.
Why are you gonna go? Yeah, I'll go buy and
see if I get something good on the day of Yeah,
it's always full recognizing people doing cool things. Ruby is
eighty five years old. She was driving and it was

(01:33):
all snowy, so she turned the wrong way and she
ended up on a road and it was mudding and snowy,
and her car got stuck. She got trap for five
days in the mountains. Eight five years old. So for
five days she lived on rice crispy treats that she
had for grandkids, and she used a cup to drink
the melting snow from her car. Smart She had a

(01:55):
cat with her. No, no, they can't. Don't tell me,
you and think about it for sure by immediately, probably
away before I needed to. It's like, oh, the car's
broken down. Okay, So anyway, everything's dead, right, car, cell phone, battery.

(02:20):
And so five days later some hikers come through and
they're like, is that a car? And they see her
and they go and kicking, and she's in there chilling
with their cat, and they both got medical attention. The
cat was alive. Amy, I figured that much like that
totally threw me off eat the cat. But she survived.
The cat survived, and the guys discovered her and saved

(02:41):
her life. And they got to the hospital and I
had to carry her a bit through the snow because
they didn't have a car. They were hiking. Yeah, did
she eat the cat? I see you, Bobby Bones show story,
It's producer Raymond. In California, gunman went on a shooting
spree at random, killing four injuring others. Police then shot
the man, ending the spreed. In other news, those U

(03:04):
c l A Basketball players accused of shoplifting and China
have finally returned to the US. Official said the situation
has been resolved with China and they won't face jail time.
And finally, in sports, the college football Playoff Top four
is out Alabama, Clemson, Miami and Oklahoma. I have an
announcement for everybody that's making their Thanksgiving dinners, is that

(03:26):
do not rent your turkey before you put it in
the oven. Did you guys know that? And yes, there's
a thing I know. That's why I'm telling everybody this
because yesterday we're talking about pardoning the turkey, and how
that's not what it seems this today it's they're saying
don't rent your turkey because people believe they're washing off bacteria,

(03:47):
but they're actually spreading contaminated water to other food or
other prep services. The bacteria can't be washed off because
on a turkey like that, it's gonna be cooked off.
The heat's the only thing that can get the bacteria off. Man.
And the directions usually say like give the turkey a bath. Yeah,
I thought, yeah, what I think that's for like cooking purposes? Right?

(04:10):
I don't know. It always has bathed the turkey. I'm
never in charge of the turkey well whatever it is. Oh,
I was in charge of the turkey last year. It
was a disaster, and so I was in charge of
the turkey and me not known as Mr turkey Man,
I decided to order one, but I'm still in charge
of it. So it gets there and then I've got
to cut it, and your is my house and I'm

(04:30):
turkey man yet last year, and so I cut it
and I cut it with a butter knife and a
fork and didn't go very well. And then what happens.
I end up stabbing it a bunch of times and
ripping it with my hand. Oh boy, oh it was
the whole thing. Looks like some dogs ate it. We
still ate it. Don't get me wrong. I was not
the man for this year. Deb's on. No turkey man
so far though, it's only Mike, d and I at

(04:51):
the house. Well because we're like, we don't have people yet,
but I'm sure some more losers. But I'm sure that
would be a thing. Okay, but we're not gonna watch
our turkeys. We're gonna do not watch. Already watched Anco.
So your positivity for a Wednesday, it's time for tell

(05:14):
me something good. A preschool class helped their teacher's boyfriend
pop the question. He had all the two and three
year olds hold up a banner that said Sarah say yes,
and then if she turned he was down on one
knee with the diamond ring, and obviously she said yes.

(05:36):
I mean, there's a lot of pressure, but hey, smart
of him to be used, super cute little two and
three year old to be like, stay yes. I mean
she can't let them down, that's true, or she can
say no and him cupcakes and will never remember. But yeah,
that's a good one. Lunchbox, but up. Charlie Cunningham is
nineties seven years old. He served in World War Two
and he gets bored around the house. So once a

(05:57):
week Charlie still delivers meals on wheels. He's nineties seven.
He's like, man, I get bored. Got to get out
of the house and see some people. So he drives
around and deliver some meals. Yeah somewhere else. Yea. He
delivers eight people a week and he does all the
driving and his sporty silver Mustang. So there's a twelve

(06:20):
year old and he's in charge of getting his sister
to school and his baby baby sister to daycare. But
what happened was that the parents are gone and the
house caught on fire, and so he had to go
through the fire of the twelve year old and rescue
both of them and got him both out. Yeah. So
now the fire department gave him this big awar but yeah,

(06:41):
twelve years old to save his family from my house fire.
Mom and dad would work. He usually make sure they
get on the way anyway. But he went through this
mode to the fire, got the baby, woke the other
one up, and got him all out of the house.
So that's crazy. Keith Urban coming in about an hour,
so let's do this. I hate to admit it, but
blank I'll go first. I hate to admit it, but

(07:04):
I I bought my fingernails, and I'm someone who's a
pretty Jeremy phobe guy. I was washing my hands and
I can't stop. I do wash, I prep myself. I
give myself a good fingernail biting prep. So I'll go
and washing and scrub my fingernails before I buy them
because it's it's a weirdo. But also wipe on my pee.
So I do little things. That's okay though, right I

(07:25):
think most people do that. It's just but I do
buy them. I hate to admit it, but I bite
my fingernails. Amy Well, I hate to admit it, but
sometimes I go a full week without washing my hair.
Is that a thing, though? Because I can say this
as someone who's really clearly carrett myself, it's so much
easier to manage if it's not. I love it dirty.

(07:47):
Sometimes I love it dirty what it works better that way.
But sometimes I just don't want to admit that it's
been like a full week. I can go three to
four days and feel still really good about it, but
whenever I make it a full week, I had to
admit it. But I but I admit it on Twitter

(08:08):
a lot. So what is again? That's about to hate
to admit it, but I hate to admit it, but
I enjoy Project Runway? Is that to show your wife
made you watching? Yea, My wife watches it and it's
all about fashion where they, you know, get a different
challenge every week and they eliminate people, and I guess

(08:29):
any kind of elimination show. I get into it because
I'm like, oh, this is so dumb. And then two
episodes in, I'm like, oh mad, I hopeless guy wins
because you know, I like his attitude, and they create
some cool stuff, like they gotta go to dumpsters and
they had to get stuff out of dumpsters and they
have to create an outfit out of items ont of
the dumpster, and it's pretty amazing, Like these people are
pretty smart. And I get into it a little fashionista

(08:49):
that she loved that show. She loves it, and so
you but you like it. I like it. Let's to
show that you love that she just liked that you
kind of pulled her over. Um, I would say the
challenge on MTV she didn't like it. In the beginning,
she would just fine, I'll watch it. I don't know
these people. And now she's like, oh, we gotta watch
Challenge Challenges tonight, and I'm like, that's right, that's right.
I sucked her in. So you guys watch live TV. Yeah,

(09:12):
so tonight's Wednesday night, Like, what will you watch tonight? Survivor,
Legit Survivor, Boom, can't miss it? Love it? Appointment watching still?
I mean, have you watched every season? No? I didn't
start until I believe season ten. There's yeah when uh

(09:33):
Tom was the firefighter killed a shark on the beach.
That was the first season I saw, And I was like,
I'm in and I've watched it every episode. Yeah, yeah,
I love it. It is the best TV show. You
would I mean, Bobby, you would love it. It's backstabbing
and line to win a million dollars? Do you think
I love backstabbing a line? Because you like strategy? That
would have been different? You love it? You love I've

(09:55):
been I do, but no, you love it. They're back
to having a line Bobby Boom show Down. Sorry up today.
This story comes to us from Gwynette County Georgia. A
man robbed two banks and he got away no problem. Well,
the news was out doing a story on traffic, and
he was like, oh man, I'll give my opinion on
traffic after he robbed the banks. Yeah, so he gets

(10:17):
on cameras like, man, yeah, I think it's a great idea.
They're gonna have a bus system out here now because
it's hard to get around. Like, man, we recognized that
guy from Robin Banks until they arrested him. Gotta be
kidding me, lunch Box, that's your bone story of the day.
Everybody transporting America show we're lucky. We have a job

(10:44):
that offers insurance. We have to pay for it and
it's expensive. And so I fell out all my little
thing online and have insurance and vision and dental. You
could get a good place. Do they provide insurance? That
we're lucky? Now that being said, I come away from
it going I'm lucky. But it does stink that call
so much. Lunchbox hasn't comes away from and thinking it's
a conspiracy. Well, his wife got life insurance and now

(11:07):
he thinks she's up something. Yeah, because I'm doing the
whole fill out thing and she goes Oh, life insurance.
I think you need to get that. And I'm like,
wait a minute, I've never had life insurance ever. And
if I'm correct, life insurance means if I die, then
she gets some money? Right? Is that what that means?

(11:28):
So I don't know why she's pointing to life insurance, going, hey,
you need to get life insurance. So what that tells
me is hey, all of a sudden, she's thinking, man,
if I off this guy, because that's really easy to you.
I mean, people do it. I mean, why is she
so adamant that I need life insurance? Because you guys

(11:49):
have built a relationship and if you go away and
maybe she can't afford the house payment that you guys
have got into together. Does she have life insurance? I
don't know. No, she doesn't have life insurance. But why
don't you ask her for it? Oh? Mr lunch Box,
why don't you get life insurance? Why are you going
to click that life insurance button? She called you, Mr
lunch I mean just a little shady to me. I

(12:15):
don't know, that's just weird. So if I go missing,
you guys know she is the first suspect, because all
of a sudden, I got this life insurance stuff, all
this sudden, I got this life insurance stuff. I have
life insurance on me? Yeah, who's gonna offer I don't
even want to tell you who gets it. I know
who it is. It is right now is my first contact.

(12:39):
I haven't get your life insurance right now? You need
your life. Yeah, it's not that it's at kids, it's
I have nobody else to give it. There two kids
and a lot of this. I feel honored. I hope
My goal is to not have the Amy like like,
I'm Amy is like string right, Like, here's the thing.

(13:01):
I'm Amy's got a husband, she'd get two kids coming,
and like maybe maybe like eight strings, you have the
fan members. I don't like Amy. Amy's my emergency contact,
and he's like, I guess I had to feel. This
is the first I'm hearing about two days again of
your life. Great bones. Now, if you ever go missing,
we know, like I said, I'm telling you, I plan

(13:25):
on changing it. But right now, if I were to
go because I don't have a will, I still don't
have a will still, I mean it's gonna be going
to Amy, So we don't need to worry about that. Ahead,
what's the difference in like, you made life insurance doesn't
Why do you think that. Okay, you won't make a
will because you think it's gonna make you die, But
why choose life insurance if you think it's gonna make
It was on the screen and said I had to

(13:46):
fill out and pick somebody, and so it was just
there and I was like, okay, like it comes like
four bucks a month. Wow, that's not bad. Yeah, I
should do that, but I won't tell my wife. It
didn't have specifications. And now I get Mr Bobby. One
of the big airplanes, a Boeing seven Pick seven they
fly people on. They hacked into it. They took over

(14:10):
the controls just to see if they could, and they could.
They used radio frequency to hack the craft. Eventually, that's
going to be how someone takes down an airplane. I mean,
good morning. I saw that story. A little girl guess
guess her dad's PayPal password and then books her own
trip to Disney nine years old. She she used her

(14:34):
dad's phone and she booked this trip for one to
Disneyland for herself. Her name is Susan. She's nine years old,
and so she basically just knew her PayPal passwords did
the whole deal, and so he called. I was like, hey,
this is not real. But he checked the internet history
and found a bunch of Disney site he'd never visited.

(14:54):
Oh goodness, Yeah, she didn't have the password. After a
few tries, she get s it and she spent five
hundred bucks on flys and gift cards, bucks on a
vp E trip to the Eiffel Tower, part of this
on the Disneyland Express train, and tickets to the theme park.
And she's like, I don't know how I spent so
much money. I'm very sorry. That's amazing, But I guess

(15:15):
she's nine of a nine year old? Sign Could he
get on your phone and book and buy a bunch stuff? Probably?
I mean, my password isn't that hard. If he had
your password, though, would he be able to book and
on my phone? Absolutely? Yeah, Like nine year old is
smart enough to do all that. Absolutely. I even think
my little little one, my four year old, could probably
do it. Think about it, phones and computers, I Pad

(15:36):
stuff like that. It's just so self explained to her.
With finger swipes, they can get it. You saw the
video the kid that had an old game boy, and
game boys were just buttoned, and he couldn't understand why
he couldn't push the top of the screen. Sometimes we
do a segment called more of, less of, But to
give one, you have to give the other. And so
gayl in North Carolina, what do you think about that? Well?

(16:00):
I want more, don't we all, Gail? Yeah? What else?
A little less commercials? I want more music? Yeah, yeah,
but commercials pay the bills. We actually have a lower
spot commercial like load than almost all the other shows.
But like that's only when we get paid, Like that's

(16:21):
how we eat. Like you know what I mean, there
would be no bred Aldridge if there were any commercials.
We can't have no bread. That's what I'm saying. There'd
be no bread Aldredge. So thank you very much for
calling always. I appreciate that. I mean, I'm about I
didn't mean to go down this rabbit hole, but I'm
looking at the call screen. Well I can't avoid them here,

(16:44):
Jared and Virginia. Oh yeah, I would like more of
Eddie and less of Lunchbox. Okay, okay, maybe a little biased,
but I love Eddie stories about his kids and my
dad myself. So all right, Jared, thank you, appreciate you
logan you're on. Yeah, I'd love more, never gonna get it?
And last lunch by Alright, see you guys, Eddie's brother

(17:10):
calls he wants more Eddie. Are they set up at all? No,
these are people calling in. Yes, that's what I'm saying. Yeah,
why do you think he's his brother? Because I want
more Eddie. No one says they want more Eddie. You
don't think anyone wants more Eddie. Man, he said, Eddie's
relatable to him. He's a dad. Edie's a dad. Hello, Michael,

(17:30):
more of, less of, more of y'all talking and less music. Yeah,
sometimes I would agree with that, you know, like that.
It's a battle. We used to do this thing way
back in the day. People would call in always. We
couldn't stop him. They go, hey, more talk, last music
and they get a ding I mean ten years ago.
But I appreciate the call and all of you the call.

(17:51):
I appreciate you, and you can keep them coming. Eyes
like that segment, just kind of see where he pulses
a little give and take. This is okay hour away
from Keith Urban, probably thirty minutes away from Garth Brooks,

(18:11):
so pretty heavy show. Today. I went and I boxed
a few times a week. I was boxing yesterday and yesterday.
But I'm not blocking. I'm beat up blocking, like just
taking shots and not hit it back because it's all
about if you get into a fight, because I'm just
trying to self defense for the most part. I'm not
trying to get in a boxing match. I ain't following anybody.

(18:32):
I got no bounce, and so it's if you get hit,
it's how to take the shot the least possible. So
I'm just like taking shots all day. My shoulders are bruised,
my back is. I'm also getting older. That's why that
was my And then I boxed a little bit on
a rope. I put it on Instagram. Let's check it out. Yeah,

(18:53):
it's in black and white, like it's like old school
like Rocky. Yeah, yeah, that's what I did. Would you
listen to when you're getting ready to go box? Nothing?
I don't mean, because I have to work at half
an hour before I get to even box, and I
don't get to listen to music because I have to
listen to Jared yell at me the whole time. Oh
I thought like, maybe on the way there, you listen
to like the rocky music, more of less of Jess

(19:14):
and Maryland. Hello rocky music? What is the eighties? No?
No Jess? Hello, Hi guys, good morning, good morning. What's
going on? I just want to say a long time
foller and long time listeners and honor to finally get through.
Thank you very much. So I wanted to say I
wish you guys would still do the West Confessions. I
always love hearing that. I feel like you haven't done

(19:36):
it in a while. Yeah, they told us to start
doing Monday morning confessions instead of just wife confessions. I
don't know. Somebody got offended and then but got all
hurt and so we still do it sometimes. But then
sometimes people confess to breaking the law, and we don't
want to be any part of that, Like I don't
want to have to go and testifying a courtroom, So
we do we do it like a couple of times
a month instead of every Monday. Do you haven't really

(19:58):
enjoyed it? Yeah? Do you have anything to confess? Do
I have anything to confess? I'm not a wife, but
nothing I can think of off the top of my head.
All right, person, you call us back? All right, thank
you very much for calling. And I do appreciate you all.
I'm never gonna get it. The average woman owns about

(20:21):
eight pair of these, all right, The average woman owns
about eight pair. I shouldn't say pair, should I screw
that up? The average woman owns about eight of these. Okay,
eight of these. The average was the might have misled
you guys a by Saint Peire. Yeah, the average woman

(20:43):
owns about eight of these. Will come back and once
again twenty five minutes till we talked to Garth Brooks.
They're never going to get a question. The average woman
owns about eight of these. Lips sick lips, she says,
lunch box. You said pears, So I said, put Jamma's

(21:06):
eddie socks. Oh no, No one's gonna get it. I
don't think. Hey, Trish in Massachusetts, what you guys, I'm
really good? Eight of these? What is it? No, but
you're on the right track sort of, Okay. I spoiled
it with pits. Pair of jeans. Yeah, I know have

(21:28):
a part. You got jeans jeans too many, way more
than eight, because I have jeans from like fifteen years ago.
You hope when they come back in style maybe yeah,
And you know, sometimes like halle Berry. I saw a
long time ago. She'll try on like jeans from like
high school and stuff, make sure they still fit, stuff

(21:50):
like that. But do you do that or do you
just not get rid of stuff because you grab about
your husband keeping his high school football teachers. Yeah, you
keep your jeans. Oh well, they're neatly hanging in my closet.
His T shirts are taking up dwarf space Amy's closets. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Rude.
It's like the Sistine Chapel. Yeah. If you look up

(22:12):
and as people painting famous jeans from all days. Yeah,
Amy's Morning Corny is coming up, and she's not doing
it today because I felt like she mailed it in yesterday,
put no effort behind it, so she was suspended for
a day, and then everybody gets all upset at me.
Here's the thing you could realize, The Morning Corny is
just a little segment. It's a little fun joke. There's
no reason for people to get angry about it in

(22:33):
any way whatsoever. People get online start screaming and yelling,
and guys, it's just a goofy bit that there's a
reason to get suspended from it. It's just a goofy bit. Yes,
sometimes it's just fund What do you call someone a
grandma and a rocking chair? Did g put wheels on
her rocking chair because she wanted to rock and roll?

(22:54):
But that's like not even trying. What if I can
figure it out one second? That's not trying. You're a comedian.
Oh yeah, what do you have over there? You have
a note about the Morning Corny. I have something that
makes the Morning Corny legit ahead and it's a note
from a listener named Julie, And she said, Amy, I
just wanted to take a minute to thank you for
the Morning Corny. My story is a long one, but

(23:14):
a synopsis of my life is that my boys seventeen
and thirteen, live with their dad nine hundred miles away.
As a very involved mom, it's hard for me to
be so far away and not be able to send
them off to school with a hug, a kiss, and
a smile on their face. Every morning. I text them
the morning Corny, and it's my way of still being
able to put a smile on their face before school
even though I physically can't be there. Thank you and

(23:35):
a lot I'm praying for your kids to get here soon.
I love it. And here's the thing. She probably suspended
you a day from yesterday. He was her kids. Yeah,
I wonder if she did send that one to her
kids and if they reply back, love you mom, l
O L. So the Morning Corny Lunchbox has it on
the way. Yeah, not always, but everybody can relax. This

(23:56):
is just a radio show. You know. Sometimes people get
way too angry about things. We're just if we weren't
having fun or something to get brought it up, Like
I cannot believe you brought that up. That is so disrespectful.
If it really was creating a riff in this room,
it wouldn't get brought up for the most right. Oh boy, anyway,
Guard's coming up. Beat the girl. Before nineteen minutes, we'll

(24:20):
talk to Garth Brooks. Let's go over to Amy real
quick and get an update on her kids. Yesterday was
the big day day and the update is, oh man,
I called her last night late dinner and I was like, hey,

(24:43):
are you good? Like checking on you? He's like, no update,
And I was like, well, we'll just mention it and
move off tomorrow because there's nothing to say. Yeah, they
should get ready to make some of that awesome imaging
that he does like no update still no that way,
it's just like sort of funny because it's awesome. Sucks

(25:05):
update today maybe yeah, today, I'll get ready to make
imaging that says date update Mike d I went to
watch Justice League, which is the Batman, Wonder Woman, Aqua
guy read all that stuff. Yeah, and so he so

(25:25):
I've got him into these movie pre screeners. Now, oh cool,
because I don't want to go and they're like, come
watch the movie there free. I don't want to care
about that crap. But Mikey loves it, so he's now
going to these premiers and so I have a review here.
This is from what your Instagram or something? Just ask him.
I guess I'll play snapchat here. Just watched Justice League,
and I went into this movie with really low expectations,

(25:47):
just because the Batman Versus Superman movie was so bad.
But I gotta say this one was awesome. But then't
expecting to like a Flash or Aquaman just because they
sound like lame comic book characters, but they were actually
really good. And of course my favorite of all of
them was Wondering what and She's like the best part
of the movie. Still it does start out a little slow.
I was a little confused for like the first twenty minutes,
so if you haven't seen one woman, I would do that.

(26:08):
But it totally won me over. I give it a Soliday.
So you like Justice League, Good Nad's thirty second skinny.
Thomas Rhett is going to be performing during the halftime
show of the Thanksgiving Day football game and Dallas Cowboys
versus the Chargers. Yeah, so that's pretty cool. It's cool

(26:29):
for him. I just weird how you Cowboys versus the charge.
I don't know that was like a big game, Cowboys
versus the Chargers. Thanksgiving Day games. It's the Cowboys always
playing Thanksgiving, so it's just a game. But and I
don't think the one I'm going in the Super Bowl
this year, but sorry about that. Brad Paisley has extended
his A Weekend Warrior Tour into next year and he's

(26:53):
got openers Dustin Lynch and Lindsay l coming back on
the road with him. So that's pretty cool too for him. Yeap,
E didn' get check it out. Maybe you'll see um
Amy that's your thirty second skinny, which yesterday I mentioned
that Lindsay L who I dated for a long time.
She was at the c M A S and an
artist was hitting on her right, a different artist, and
we had just split up a couple of weeks prior.

(27:15):
Man Our listeners are like bloodhounds. They were like rewind
and trying to find out who was sitting next to her.
I mean, I got so many screenshots like was it
this person? Nobody got it? No one, I don't think so,
but man, they were going after it hard too, So
I though that was pretty funny. And then last night, like,
I think that Lindsay's record, it's called The Project. I

(27:38):
think it's one of the best records of the year.
And I tried not to be biased, but it's like
we got blues and it's got some country and some rock,
and it's she's crazy like talented. Uh. And so I
was listening to it last night and I did an
instagram my dog but it's playing in the background, and
everybody took that like I was doing some kind of
subtle It wasn't literally, I was just listening to her
record as I was showing just coincidence. It wasn't coincidence

(28:02):
that I was listening to it because I really enjoy
her music. But that being said, people were like, are
you saying something? And I'm not. I was not saying
anything there. Did you see it? I did not, but
maybe I'll go check it out. I believe you though. Yeah,
there's no hidden meaning. No, there's no meaning there. She

(28:26):
just makes good music. Someone asked we were doing? Asked
the show and they were like, hey, do you talked?
I've seen Lindsay a couple of times. We broke up,
but we talk semi regularly because she's like best friend,
so yes we talk, but she's on the road. I

(28:48):
don't think she's been home since she's at home for
the c m as. That's it. And then she's been
gone but there's nothing going on. And also go to
my Instagram. Now I'll start to read the comments of that.
All I was showing was I was working from desk
and my dog he wants to be close, so he
like burrowed into a chair. Oh I did see that one.
It's cute. But sometimes I listen to your things and

(29:09):
I don't have volume because I just have to guess
what's happening. But there it is one day only here
we go the morning, Corny, what sound does a limping
turkey make what sound does a limping turkey make? Whobble? Wobble?

(29:31):
Wobble wobble. Yeah. His delivery was it's funny, but it's
deliberate struggle. I was doing the turkey like turkey does it? Whoa?
But when everyone in the room goes, oh, yeah, I
means they're like, wow, it's a pretty good one. It
is a funny joke. Yeah, Amy, tomorrow you're back. That
was the morning corny. I'd probably delivered it like bobble

(29:56):
like that because I can tell you're saying wobble. Were
you saying wobble? What do you mean? You couldn't tell?
I was going who It just sounds like a turkey
like it's a pretty good it's a pretty good turkey
by itself. But a part of the joke you need
to hear understand that you're saying. It's like I don't
have a tough one. It's a tough one. Tough grow

(30:17):
trust me. I know how it goes. You get your shot,
but Amy, you got it back tomorrow. The media's can relax,
all right, it's just a bit the medias. Yes, holy cow,
everybody transmitting America. They took songs, and they did reading

(30:42):
levels of songs like when they write them, what's the
reading level if you'd read them back from words? How
difficult the words are? And so I have for centages.
I did not do the homework on this, so uh.
The actual highest reading level of any song comes from
Luke Combs when it Rains it Pours, and that's a
tenth grade reading level song. Yeah, Tune Tail Pa Dance

(31:09):
Away Time that she was wrong? That song that I
like from bb REXA with f GL Meant to Be
is a seventh grade reading level. Lanco Greatest Love Stories

(31:29):
eighth grade. It's Gone Picks a Drink is fifth grade.
Pulling it on on the band get your Favorite right,
I can get you? And the lowest score a third
grade reading level is what IF's from Kane Brown's Yeah

(31:55):
that's a third grade reading level song what if You're
like da Anyway? There's that I believe? But one the
Gartha's on, Hey Garth, good morning, Hey God, everybody more buddy?
How are you people? Keep it down? I know? Sorry,
sorry sorry, we got like who are you? Kidnet? We
came on stage about five hours ago. Okay, did you

(32:19):
get any sleep at all? You know no, yeah, well
you mean no yeah, or since to cms, I wonder.
I don't understand, young man. You win them all the time.
It's just rap for us. Stop it. Yeah, let me Yeah.
I feeling bad. I had that cold thing I was.
I was gross whenever I saw you. I didn't want

(32:40):
touch you because I don't want you to get my illness.
And I was like, you can't get the King sick,
like you know, Garth, like he's like the master. And
I was like, I don't want to get you six,
I don't want to touch you. But congratulations on them.
It was really awesome. Thank you. Right back to you, man,
So let me you bring us to interesting because you
did a show. And how long until you can actually
wind down and go to sleep after one of yours?

(33:00):
Because they are so high energy it's fun. You know.
Somebody asked a set on Insight Studio Team Monday, and
I think it's why do you want to come down?
You know you go to sleep, You'll die if you
don't come down. I'll get plenty of sleep when this
is all over, Matt, and you know it won't be
that long, and nobody want to see place. We're just
enjoying it right now, just having the best time. What

(33:22):
time do you go to bed? Guy? I mean you
got to say what time do you go to bed?
I don't know, he's about three or four after show,
because you just just stay up and you just either
talk to your buddies about it or you or if
you're so in the mood to write then you know
and stuff. So it's just, uh, it's a fun gig, man.
I thank god that I picked the gig. I didn't
have to grow up. Garth Brooks is on do you

(33:44):
review each show? Will you go back and watch game tape?
Me and a guy named Jimmy Maddeningly. There's there's players
that don't want to talk about the show it all,
And then me and Jimmy Maddely will wear each other
out talking about every second of the show and what
should have done here or what went well, or what
we want to try again or what we want to
do better next time all the time. So even the

(34:05):
best goes back and tries to improve. Look at this guy,
Garth brook The best wants to improve. I gotta tell you, man,
it is it's so much fun to do this gig
because you know, we're approaching four hundred shows on this tour.
Now everything is just kind of slowed down to where
you just get to enjoy every second of it. And man,

(34:26):
last night was the last night and spoke Cane, Uh,
the seventh show in the city, and you see it
was Tuesday night. You think Tuesday night. They just kind
of show up and go to the motion and they
were nuts. Man, That's just that's what makes it fun
right there. When people come in, they don't care what
time of the day it is. They could be three
in the afternoon, they could be Tuesday, it could be Saturday.

(34:46):
You don't know because they're they're that way, and that's
that's such a sweet gig. Are Well, then for my sake,
can you do a two pm show? Because I go
to bed so early, Like if you could just rock
at two pm or that'd be awesome. What yes, let
me get in and asked the ticketmaster. Gartha has added
a sixth show in Nashville. And so the first he

(35:09):
comes on and goes, hey, we're doing one show and
itself two, three, four, a sixth show has been added
and so but by the way, congratulations on that. The
show is December twenty second, So a sixth show. Huh yeah. Man.
They called me and said, for like forty five minutes,
there was some stupid number like thirty five thousand devices

(35:31):
trying to get in system. So I'm made a system
even stayed up and running. So I think they did
a good job of it, but I think we might
have left some people that were trying to get tickets.
And my thing isn't if ten people show up for
this sixth show, ten people, it will be and we'll
put on the show for the sixth show. If you're
coming to Nashville, which is the rap of it, the

(35:51):
ticket comes out tomorrow at ten am Central, So have
all your devices ready because if not, I don't know
if he's doing a seventh or eight or twelve, I
don't know. I don't know what this guy's up to. Which,
by the way, to the anthology, Part one's out now,
and I was I don't have it yet. I was
watching the Walmart commercial and it's you just you and
testing that is that early your house or is that
a set? Well, that's that's miss Sherwood's house. You know,

(36:14):
she's I'm part of the Working Wives Club. That's really nice.
You know, she's she's got her house that she just
loves that she had before you know, we ever started dating,
and she never got rid of the assets once she
cooked out of that's when they filmed the show out
of and everything. So with this anthology Part one, it's
like some old old demos like if you first starting right, Yeah, man,

(36:36):
it was got a lot of cool stuff. It's got
first take some songs. Uh, so I take that summer.
It's got a whole three months before we cut the
one you here, We cut that summer before. I was
a totally different lyric in story and Alan the producer
just hated it. And so we told that story a
million times. And last well, these guys went in the
vault and found that cut. Actually, i'll feel multi track

(36:58):
the tracks and big sick. It's some uh that's all
in there. So we tell the whole story of how
that sommar became that summer uh while still being a
song that totally talked about something to do it before.
Well you're going to hear that first cut and what
it became afterwards too. So pretty pretty cool. Just so
stories cont to so part one of this massive five

(37:18):
part anthology, and then tomorrow his sixth Nashville show goes
on sale. I am it's still awake. I don't know
how he's awake right now, but Garth, good to talk
to you. Congratulations again. I don't know if you know this,
but you're the only artist every one entertainder of the
year six times at CMAS. It's breaking news to you
probably that it's still kind of soaking into us. We're

(37:40):
just enjoying it. Just once. They congratulation to do again,
Hall of Fame, everything. Man, you enjoy it, okay, alright,
after that Deales I mean tells you to enjoy I
guess I have to now. I wasn't, but now I'm
gonna happen. Hey, Garth, thank you for calling. Congratulations and
we'll see you soon. Bud. Thanks. I love you guys,
and enjoy your holiday, all right, Garth Broke There he is,

(38:01):
Garth Brooks. Tell he'd been up, he did a show,
and he's spoken two hours earlier too, and he loves us.
You know, I didn't ask him how he knew. Keep
forgetting to ask you how I knew? Back Garth, real quick,
real quick. Maybe he's still there on the Bobby Bones

(38:22):
show now, still in the bathroom, Yeah, he's still busy. Yeah,
I was just like you ready, it's gonna Hey, what's coming? Cool? Cool,
we'll just wait for him, Keith. Everyone's walking down the
hall right now, Eric. They're giving me the thumbs up
from the glassroom. Ladies and gentlemen, clap your hands, clap.

(38:53):
What a buddy. We're on the air for class. Now.
We're good. We're good. Okay, good, how are you? I'm good, Bubby?
Get good? Here was everyone? We're all good. Hey, I
saw you in. You're in the same sweater last like
a couple of nights ago. That must be one. Oh
that's a baller sweater. Man. What's that made of? Cashmir

(39:16):
Rare Mountain Ghost? Oh my gosh, y'all. Have you smell
the aroma? Yeah, you mean the smell. Yeah, it just entered.
It smells so amazing. We always talk about how you smell.
In fact, like last week, I taught Garth Brooks how
to sniff you without you knowing what tell him? Go ahead, Okay.
So I was with Garth Brooks before the c m

(39:37):
A stuff and he was curious how you smelled. So
I told him how he could smell you without you knowing.
You're just like casually, if you casually do like a
bro hug and then see back in the eighties that
would have had a different thing. Let me ask you
a question because it's been on my mind, is that
I made a video for your birthday and I don't

(39:59):
know if ever got to you, and I think I've
been tricked. Did you ever see a video for your
birthday that was part of a compilation? Said? Was I
in it? Yes? You were? I thought somebody I thought
like your wife's I thought was a whole trick. It's fantastic. Okay.
They were like, hey, there were so many people in that.
They were like, uh, Keith to like some people that
and they're in his life to make and say something

(40:20):
special to him. And I was like, okay, cool. Then
I never heard back, and I thought somebody tricked me.
I thought I got catfished by something. Okay, what was that?
Where was I in the video? What do you mean? Like, well,
tell me that was like a ton of people in there.
I know, but I was. You know, if I was
in it, you were in the important group. No, no, no, no, like,
where are people? But do you know where I was sitting?

(40:42):
Can you picture where I was sitting. I know I wasn't.
The video was yeah, but I kind of I don't
know what you was sitting. What do you mean sitting? Like?
Was I in the studio? Was that was I? You
were at home? I thought, okay, that's right, good, good,
just making sure I thought I was top. It's so weird.
I thought you meant like in where like it was
a first. I was like, no, you were the end

(41:05):
I told the show I think I've been duked, like
because they were like and so I was like, hey,
you did have a little trepidation about you when you
were speaking, meaning you know that wasn't at the party. No, no, no, no,
that that you like. I wasn't sure that if you
were undersential this was a real thing. I didn't know
it was a real thing. And the whole thing was
hey Keith, Bobby, and happy birthday to your birthday, and um,

(41:27):
I appreciate your friendship. And you know, I know you
think I'm not at the party right now because I
wasn't invited, but turned around I'm like, I'm still not there,
just kidding. And then I was like, I guess if
this made the video Ross Cofferman's didn't because I got cut.
That was all a joke and that was it. That's right,
And Ross didn't make it, so there you get. That's good,
you know. And he also wrote female oddly and the writers, Yeah,

(41:48):
look at that song being embraced like crazy. Huh. Yeah,
they wrote a really great song. It's like a multi
genre embraced like to like, you know, you put out
a good song and it gets downloaded a lot, but
to see it pop up through all of that, like
the all the pop out of the country, yeah, I think.
I mean when I first heard it, for me, it
didn't seem like a genre. It felt more like a
soul gospel mantra song. Really, That's what it felt like

(42:13):
to me. To scare you whenever you hear a song
that soundsn't like nothing else, not at all. I felt
incredibly lucky and honored and blessed that I got that song.
Did they send it to you on purpose, like we
think this is a good one for you? Yeah, it
got it, well, it got sent to me. Yeah, the
writers didn't send it, but I got to hear it,
like the day after they wrote it, when we were texting,

(42:34):
you said, hey, I have this song. It's not done yet.
And I are promoting it already, and you said, I
think that's kind of weird, And then I guess you
finished it as you were already kind of wroting it. Yes,
how does that works? Um? No? But at the same time,
I mean I had instant love for the song and
that moment I heard it when grabbed my acoustic and

(42:55):
came back and just started playing it, and it felt
just very organic for me. I asked Jesse. He was
singing the background vocals, and you were like, hey, Nicole,
and I was like, which one? Nicole Gland his friend
of mine? You know, both Nicole Galland and Kidman? Which
ones who I don't? I don't can't tell the difference
on the song now because we just blended them together
and Nick came into this. Nicole Galen had already sung

(43:15):
those female parts and we had Nick come down and
sing the same parts, so um and just to put
their voices together. And I just love the way it sounded.
Did your wife a really good singer? Pretty good singer?
Have you seen Milan Rouge? She have the sings a
few times in that but I haven't seen it. Does
that an be crappy? Is that a really good movie.
Did remember Everybody to Wear Sunscreen? Yes, that's the same guy,

(43:40):
like the third person that knows that song. Yeah, that's
that's crazy, is it? Is it crazy? Yeah? You think
like nobody knows that song and it was a song. Yeah,
I'm pretty obscure. Life goods are um? Life is good? Yes, congrats.
By the way, I told you that a couple of
weeks ago, you did. I have some things here I

(44:00):
wanted to ask you because this or is it true?
Here's some stuff abou keith urban I've always wondered if
it's true. Do you write every song in ink pen
no computer? Most of them in inc occasionally computer, but
mostly in and why, um, it's quicker. I can write
quicker and ink the non computer. Yes, yes, I mean

(44:22):
you want to load of you tight? Pretty? Yeah, I'm
not well? Which is it? And my fast? Right? No?
I write very quick. It's very it's almost illegible, like
it's chicken scratch, but I can. I can tell what
it is. And it's not quite shorthand I'm not that fancy,
but it's it's pretty. It's just terribly written because I'm
going so fast sometimes, but I like it too. For

(44:43):
the permanency of it. You know, I don't. I don't
if I if I write a line and then decide
I don't like it, I'd rather put a line through
it so I can still read it instead of deleting it.
That makes sense. You might come back to a mistake,
or is it even a mistake. I'm back to it
a lot of times, and it's not the wrong line.
It's just in the wrong spot. You said you don't

(45:04):
know how to read music. They failed music, and I
quit school in the tenth grade. So I left when
I was fifteen, and I failed music as one of
the many soft checks I failed. But over the years
you have every parents turning the radio down very low
right now on the way to school. Your nickname growing

(45:24):
up with Suburban, well only from a couple of people
who were friends with my brother, who's bigger and taller
than me, So of course I was sub Urban. Your
brother what he's still around? Yeah? Yeah, what's you doing?
He's a he's a lifeguard in in Australia. Is he
known if Keith Urban's brother or is he just him? Well,

(45:46):
he's lived in that area his whole life. So wait,
he looks like you, does he look like you really well,
I'm just sorry. Now a lot of people are picturing
like Keith Urban is a lifeguard like a taller. Now
we're pretty different looking. Something interesting that you told me
about home in Australia was that country music there is

(46:08):
like AM Radio, Like, no, that's a different kind of country,
Australian country music when I was growing so yeah, when
I was growing up more so, and so you kind
of had to come over here to get started. All
all my heroes are from here, you know. I mean
everything we had in our house, from Dolly park And
to Glen Campbell to Charlie Pride, to Merla Haggett to
Glen Campbell is that everybody was from here. So that's

(46:30):
all the music I listened to when you moved here.
What did you move into? Like a house Parliament? Yeah
there was. It's still over there in berry Hill. There's
a guy who was an engineer for m C Publishing
and I was making these trips over to write with
people and staying at the show and he's down under Mombrion,
you know, and he's like, man, just say in my

(46:51):
house next time you come over. I got a spare room.
So I started at his house and I left some
of my clothes. They're thinking, I'm kind of moving in
because I just wanted to live here. And each trip
I came, I brought more stuff and left more stuff
and just slowly moved in. And the guys like, hey,
you leave. You left a bunch of stuff in the closet,
like I've had a squatter. I know, we kind of

(47:14):
rushed in. Why don't we We'll take a couple of minutes,
come back. I know you have your guitar too. I
don't know you're playing. This is an amazing treat or
you just walk around with the case. Either way, Yeah,
because you want to do a little street musician totally.
So we'll hop out. We'll come right back and we'll
you tune up and and do all that. You like
that A long p like are you good? Are you healthy?
You were in the bathroom like twenty minutes? Really was it?

(47:37):
They were like, Keith, ever's been in the bathroom for
twenty minutes. It's wile that you actually time people in
the bathroom time everything. Yeah, you know, someone sa at
the other day, I went to the bathroom forgot my
cell phone. We have four hundred and sixty eight tiles.
You counted them. That's the point of the joke. Okay, anyway,
I want to make sure they knew. I make sure
that all right. Keith Urban's in here. You know. My

(48:02):
favorite song US is the one that I listened to
because I I love sad music. Man, I love tonight.
I want to cry like that one. It makes me
want to cry. Played this one still or the two
slow during the show? Uh no, Okay? Occasionally do you
do the thing where it's like you don't want to

(48:22):
take the crowd down, so you try to avoid some
of the slow songs. I find it hard when you've
got a lot of ballads that people want to hear
where you can't put them back to back and you
don't want to spread them out so that it's up down,
up down, up down. But you know, um, and I
hate Medley's. I've never liked Medley's. So you won't bind

(48:42):
your own songs just for the sake of okay, I
played it, so you want to do like a thirty
second part. It's it's it's tricky because I get it.
At some point you have so many songs and people
want to hear even a bit of it, and I
get it, but I've always felt it feels like slightly
disrespectful to the song to go, well, here's eight seconds
of it. Now, here's eight seconds another one. I don't know.
I love Medley my favorite thing, kind of really just

(49:04):
to hear it's like it's like a Thanksgiving dinner, like
I don't like all that stuff and just a little
just give me a little cranberry sauce, and I do
I want to cry. It kind of vegacy to me.
Would you do a residence in Vegas? Because they paid
like crazy, so yeah, I was, um, I don't know.
Maybe yeah, that would be the perfect But you gotta

(49:26):
stay out there. You gotta live out there for a
while at three or four nights. Yeah, but you ain't broke.
You're all right one day. What he's talking at different, Yeah,
it's a lot different. As a matter of fact, it's
a lot different. It's nothing even remotely closed. Like your
lights are on, your good bubby, they are, they are

(49:47):
lay on. You have your guitar. I don't know what
you're gonna play. I'm mean, she's excited you brought your guitar.
What do you have planned force this morning? I never
lived but that's all. I'm gonna play that one. Okay,
now let me sing another one here, I got what
do you want to hear? Uh? We get to pick. Yeah,
you don't play anything. Um m hmm, like a dancing moment.

(50:10):
I mean, it's like what it's like when I go
to like a Bucky you know what the Bucky's gas
station is, or a sheets and it's like there's all stuckies. Yes,
there's all the candy, and you can't really decide because
there's so much candy right here. I was thinking you
were going to say to me, like when we have
a raging idiot show and people yell out, you know,
like just just play anything you want. You kind of

(50:31):
even think of a song. I thought you were going
to use that as a reference, but nope, you went
to the trut candy. Yeah, yeah, truck stop candy kind of.
I think. How about, um, let's do a medley of
if you want to play something like I like middle
a Swedish fishes, molten milk, and how about I can

(50:53):
give you something go ahead, well hold on, I know
it's tough. Yes, something Jeopardy music. Oh, there's so much
good stuff. How about comes up making memories device. Of course,
i'd have to grab my Kapo for that. Good lords, right,

(51:16):
can I just grab that out real quick? Good? What radio?
It's only live radio. You had to fill in the blank. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
you know, I think that's the thing. Make on me.
We've already we've already requested us all you had your
shot and you blew it all right, thank you. I
was going through days ago, alright. How many products could

(51:38):
we have sold in this time? I'm so sorry. Here
we go, I got so because of licensing roles, we
can't play anything with music on this I Heart radio
channel or podcast anymore. But you can't go to Bobby
Bones dot com to see it. We hate that we
had to take it down. Wasn't our decision, but I
just wanted to keep you up, and we wanted to
keep up as much as possible. So I go to
Bobby Bones dot com to watch her here whatever you're

(52:00):
missing right now, and thank you for listening to the show.
And sorry about all the legal stuff. Yes, okay, so
you're like you're working on a new record right now.
You know, it's funny, like it's like running on a
path all as grass has grown over. But as you're running,
You're like, I can see it. Okay, the path is
coming in clear now you know the further you run? Crazy.

(52:20):
You told me during record when we were out, I
think we were in New York and you're like, I'm
already working on some some of the next right, Like,
by the time you're putting one out, you kind of
already thought processing the next one. I think that's more
about just writing though, just creating music, wanting to create
my Like, I love being in the studio. It's one
of my absolute favorite places in the world to be.
So of all these songs, have you picked all the

(52:41):
songs now for this next record? No? So you don't.
You have no idea? No, not not no, No. I
have a lot of songs. I just don't know which
one will make it to the record. And I'm still
writing right now. It's all right down, yeah, Because on
the last record we we were going to, we wrote
Wasted Time I think like maybe eight weeks before the
record came out, and I'm like, what should going and

(53:02):
record this one? And we went and recorded it and
then released it pretty much straight away before the album
came out. So you don't even have one they're like,
for sure, this one's on and you give it a
little taste, then nobody's ever heard before there's a little taste.
It's a there's a little taste. Um, I guess I
don't know what I would play like that very It

(53:24):
definitely commits it doesn't. It does say it's a little taste.
You know, it's a little it's a little hungry. Here's gotten.
There's a little taste or something. There's nothing springing to
mind right now. Nothing I had. I have a log
jam with like so many songs trying to compete for

(53:45):
the little narrow all right, I'll let you fast coming out. No,
no taste. I'm honestly trying to think of one right now.
But I'm just like, golly, gee, I wasn't you know,
um what? And I'm not gonna tell you, like I
know songs even working on. But it doesnt matter. It's
not my job to say that. No. I hear you. Yeah,

(54:06):
so I can't. That's not I know too much. That's
why I know to say no taste. I'll move on.
No taste, no taste. It is, thank you very much, Okay, Well,
no taste Wednesday a thing when you're ready to give
a taste. You come and give us a taste. Yes,
it's a little taste. It was so weird. Is someone
just popped in the cart and then turn the radio
and heard that. They're like, what the is the the

(54:28):
story about? Raise them up? Where you were like, Okay,
you're recording this song. It's very American and you're like,
I I feel like, since I'm Australian New Zealand not
born in America, it's tough for me to sing this song.
Is that true? No, not tough for me to sing it.
I just felt like I would love to do this
song with somebody. And Eric and I had been talking
about trying to find a song to do together at

(54:51):
some point, and when I heard that song, he was
the first guy I called and I said, man, I
think I have a song for us to do. I
think we should do this together. So I sent it
to him and fortunately he loved it. What's the record?
What we're looking at? Hear next year? Forever March? Do
you have any idea? You just kind of like, not
give it. I I'm I would love ideally, I would

(55:12):
hope April. That's my hope. Okay, yeah, best case scenario April,
worst case, but but new music, hopefully another another song
before then. Yeah, but I mean yeah, this one I
got number one first. Huh first, this one goes number one.
The last record you put like five songs where you
put a record out. I still working on the record.
That's why I did that. There was no great great

(55:33):
it's well thought out. I just wasn't finished one after
the other like they were all hits. It was crazy
that Joan Cooker Jim this song came out one year
before the album came out. Yeah, and that was non intentional,
trust me. All rights female from Keith Urban. Hey, thank
you for coming about always to talk to you. This
guy and I didn't get tricked into making a video

(55:54):
that somebody's watching at their house going. I got it.
I got it. I made that. Thank you so much.
I love you for that. You black up put a
lot of effort into that video. I was in my pajamas.
Oh at my house. That was you pjs only the tops.
I winned the poo and have nothing on the bottom.
I see. That's a visual little scarming now you know.

(56:14):
I didn't need that. That's oversharing. All right, we're gonna
go Keith good to see about you tube gets The
room still smells like Keith Urban and it will for
days hopefully. That was remember we're talking about whenever we
get scammed. That was my I thought I got scammed
when I made a video for his and I never

(56:34):
heard about it. And I was like, for sure someone
emailed me and said they were Nicole Kidman's friend, and
but it wasn't. We figured it out thankfully. So yeah,
I like that, dude, because it's just like it doesn't matter.
You can do whatever. They don't have to worry about
things being anything. I like how you try to get
into play a new song. I was like, give me
something good, and I wouldn't. I wouldn't do that just

(56:56):
anybody felt like because if he didn't want to do it,
he'd be like nah, I thought we almost had so close.
We almost had so Yeah, that Keith, And that's we
put the whole first part of the video. We just
put it on Twitter. You can see it right now,
the live heart of it. We'll have a bunch of
it up at Bobby bones dot com. I went to
my therapist yesterday and I get there like twenty minutes

(57:17):
and I fell asleep in my car I am not
getting sleep. So I fell a sleep in my car.
I woke up like fifty after a perfect like a
ninja and going to my therapist and I'm like, we're
going and we're talking about sleep, and I'm like, yeah,
I just I don't get enough sleep anyway. But the
last few months I've gotten even less sleep, right two
and a half hours a night average. So he's like,

(57:38):
I tell those interestings I wanted to share with you guys.
He would say, So when you work, where do you work?
And I'm like, why, I really only stay in my
bedroom in my house. That's it. Like I have a house,
but I go home and I go right to my
bedroom and just sit in my bed with my dog
and I do everything. And so he was like, well,
here's the problem with that. If you're in your bed
doing awake thing, you associate that bed with awake things,

(58:03):
Like you really should only be in your bed when
it's time for two things, he said, sleep and sex.
That's it. That's the only thing you should do in
your bed. Otherwise, if you're working all the time, you
just feel like it's just part of work and it
doesn't feel like it's the bedplace. So I work from
my desk last night. How did that feel? It's weird
because I'm used to always just being next to my
dog and you'll see an instagram my dog didn't know

(58:25):
what to do. So my dog jumps up in a
chair like in a bunch of clothes because he because
he right, and so but I did feel like that
was interesting that he's like, don't do normal things in
your bed, only use your bed for sleep. And then
we were talking about how you can't catch up on sleep,
like that's a old wives tale. Sleep is like oxygen.

(58:45):
Like you breathe, the brain action goes to your brain.
If you stop breathing, you can't catch up on it.
And sleep you can't catch up on sleep. And sometimes
people will oversleep. You know you felt tired if you
sleep too much. What happens is you have a cycle.
And let's say your cycle is seven and a half hours,
and we all are dependent. Seven to nine hours is

(59:05):
really what it is, even for adults, regardless of what
you read, because I haven't doing a lot of reading
and sleeping anyway. But but if you sleep through that
cycle into a second cycle and you wake up like
a part, then you're you might as well. Welcome in
the first cycle. That's why you're all messed up, because
you've gone through the whole thing, the beginning, middle of
the rim stage, and then you start over again. And

(59:26):
if you wake up and that start over, you feel
like crap. And that's why I can sleep for too long.
You felt like crap. So it's anyway, I've been studying,
sleeping a lot because of the I just haven't been.
But last night I worked and my stupid books due today.
Half of it, the first half, you know, the first half,

(59:46):
and it's not I'm not after work all night tonight
on it. And I worked a lot last night on it.
But um, yeah, that's what I did. I fell asleep
and then I went and studies. I stopped in the
parking lot and it's scared the crap. And when I
woke up, I don't know where I was. I've never
fall see my car. That's crazy. I've down and I
was like, oh, I go, what time is it? Where
am I? And I ran riding into the office and

(01:00:07):
then there there's a story at the end. This is so.
I finished my stand up tour I did all year
and I recorded one show and I was just gonna
put it out for everybody to hear, because all that
material kind of dies once you put it out, you
can't really use it again. And so but I did
a whole set of jokes about having a girlfriend and
my girlfriend, and so now I was gonna I'm gonna

(01:00:29):
put it out, but I don't have a girlfriend anymore,
and I'll play you up. I mean, I don't care,
I'll play someday. And so it's like a minute twenty
seconds long. And the joke is, it's a real story
about how I got sick and I was in a relationship.
She took care of me, and so I was like,
I was embarrassed sick, it's gross, and it was great
to have somebody take care of you. And so this
is it, and this is a joke. I don't have

(01:00:49):
a girlfriend anymore. So when people hear it, this is
what being in a relationship is about. It was the
first time I thought that from somebody. So I was saying,
and she was taking care of me and then she
got sick. She got it from me right now, A
get I was new to this caretaker role. So I

(01:01:10):
did what I was supposed to do, or thought I
was supposed to do. Hey, Like I said, come a
major the bed and I got into the vitamins and
I built a big old pillow wall between us and
we laid down because I don't want to get it again.
I don't know how that works if you if you
get it back and forth. I took care of her
the whole thing. She stays at the house a lot

(01:01:30):
now and it's weird because there are tampons in my
house now. You guys will applaud for anything. Someone applauded
for someone's in the Tampas fan club tonight and they
just I look in drawers and they're random tampons. Now
for me, I know the tampons are a must. I

(01:01:51):
never have googled exactly what they do, and I don't
need to know exactly what they do. But I was
watching The Golden Girls about two weeks ago and a
tampon commercial came on. I'd like to describe it for you.
There's a rowboat guy and a girl rolling down a
rushing river. All of a sudden, there's a big hole

(01:02:12):
in the bottom of the rowboat and the water starts
to shoot up super high, and this guy is freaking out.
He's like we're gonna go down and she's like, no,
we're not woom plugs the hole tampacs And I was like,
I still don't know what they do, but respect it's

(01:02:34):
that a real commercial. Yeah, I talk about that like
I saw I saw like marcial like two years ago.
But there's another one that I saw the girl strings
out If I don't want to run the whole act. Okay,
that's a real commercial. That's hilarious, but that's like that's
like girlfriend stuff that is in the act. But you're

(01:02:55):
gonna hear it. I don't know if it's gonna be weird.
I didn't even think twice a y it for you,
But I didn't even think, is it weird to hear
me doing stand up on the radio? Like it was awesome?
Was that weird to hear a little bit? Yeah? I
mean it's cool. It sounds really cool. Yea, like everyone
laughing and whoa you hear people in the crowd. It
sounds so awesome. Okay, well I'm gonna play something that

(01:03:17):
And I wanted the first one for free because people
are like, hey, let's do a special. It's just special
and it takes like months to to produce it. But
I want to get back on the road like March
next sure, so I don't want to take four months
to produce section. They have to write all new jokes.
I've been doing that anyway, so to be all new material. Yeah,
but okay, that's all. It's not totally awkward that you
heard that interesting because there's like five minutes material about

(01:03:41):
just having a girlfriend. All right, well, thank you for
being an audience there. Did you smile with that? Because
I felt little like I should myself out there a
little bit. There's a new high school and their mascots
to Phoenix right, rise from the Ashes be Nicks. Yeah,
except when they do their chance, they're like, let's go.

(01:04:03):
Phoenix says Okay, Now I don't Sunary cool right, sounds
like something else. Oh I did not catch onto that
at all. Let's go. Yeah. So some of the people
in the town are like, we have to change the
name of our mascot from that's like this junior high

(01:04:24):
in my town, Porter middle School. They'd be like Pete
s the cheerleaders Bobby. Every time you turn on the internet,
the celebrities mean, who turns on the internet? Something my grandpa?
But that old switch I don't even have a grandpa.
Every time we turn on. So celebrities are awesome. Jenny

(01:04:49):
in Tennessee, Hey there, who'd you meet? And they were awesome?
Little Big Town, Well I met him in Nashville. It
it is after a concert and they pull on like
hug you and give you a sleep on the cheeks,
and you just feel like you want to sit on
their couch and talk about your kids. They're absolutely wonderful

(01:05:10):
as a group and all individually, they're all absolutely wonderful.
They the word around town is how do they do
it so consistently all the time? Because genuine Yeah, even
then people, I know what I mean. She sounds like
our caller, sounds like Kimberly. It's Kimberly calling. I'd like

(01:05:32):
to say it's a little big town, especially Kimberly. I
forget her last name, her cooking that. Yeah, thank you, Jenny,
thank you. Next up is Jimmy. I'd also like to
you a little big town. You're on the air of Mallory.
Celebrities that were super nice. Okay, So after the concert

(01:05:56):
and Baumont at Ford Park, I hung out with Kid
Rock for like two in the morning. Was cool. Yeah,
it was not at all what I was expecting. I
thought we were going to walk in as am lit
a party, but it was like him and like one
other gun or you know what do they call like
scratching at the DJ booths and we were just sitting
there and he had a like an open bar for

(01:06:18):
us and it was me and my other friend and
that was it. I really enjoyed the time I spent
with him. Again, it's a different environment because it's work,
but I liked and kid Rock was all curious about
Amy's adoption. It's like let me, let me help. Yeah,
I mean I was just this shocked at how awesome.
I mean, obviously I think he's cool. But he sat
and talked to us for a while at an after
party after his concert, and we talked about Haiti and

(01:06:40):
our adoption, and he was like so kind and offered
ways to help if he could. I was like, what,
you have so many other people in here you can
talk to you right now. Yeah, and he's the bull guy,
you know, he's a buy Audrey and Oklahoma Hope. Hello,
who is it? Because so many celebrities right now like
bad it was bad news? Who is it? It's good news?

(01:07:02):
It is Jake Owen. Yeah, he can be real pleasurable. Yeah,
it was really I guess it was like five years ago.
And um, it was after a concert. My friend and
I waited just like three hours and he came out
as we were walking off, and he was like, hey, wait,
I want to talk to you. And he came out

(01:07:23):
there and he talked to us for like thirty minutes.
He wanted to know who we were, what we did.
He was just a really really cool guy. You got
a cat or a baby back there? A two year
old was on the phone, Okay, but two year olds
okay though? Right, yes, all right, all right, thank you

(01:07:44):
for the call. I really appreciate that. Thank you. All right,
all the calls keep him come. Appreciate you. So many
stories about celebrities being jerks, I thought, why not talking
about celebrities are awesome? Trey and Arkansas all you don't, buddy,
what's happening, hey, Bobby? You happening to what's going on? Oh? No? Much?

(01:08:06):
Actually moving through Springfield back on contall. So I'm glad
you called. Who'd you meet about when I was sixteen?
About six years ago? And Tray Batkins I think it
was downtown Disney. Um, me and my stepfather and sat
on a fence by an older man and was just
got to chatting. And uh, turns out that was Tray Batkins. Father.

(01:08:28):
Hey went and got him and uh, hey, come up.
He had been talking to the show for some reason.
But he had the spiked travel uh tattoos that ran
from about his temple all the way down to his
tin on his space. His long hair was pulled up
in a ball cap. And uh, when I met him,
his hand just just swallows mind. It was so big. Yeah,

(01:08:50):
he's a basic huge dude, right. Yeah, he seemed like
he was about seven foot tall. Yeah, and thick, like
just a big old thick dude. Hey, thank you for
the call. And he said, you had a bunch of
questions and these are if you're looking like to make
a new friend, you both to ask these questions. Okay,
so go ahead. Number one, what was the last thing

(01:09:11):
you bragged about to your mom? Oh, why don't you
just omit? That one's my mom's not alive. What else
you get that's not a way to get a friend.
Well found this art. Maybe your friend could relate to that. Okay,
go ahead, go ahead. If you could wave a magic

(01:09:32):
wand right now and have your life be perfect. What
would your new life look like? I get a wave
a magic wand and make your life perfect? One I
would have I wouldn't wake up early. This is this
this morning show stuffs for the birds. I've had it like,
I can't live my life doing this. I can't physically.
I don't know much longer I can do this. That
I wouldn't wake up early in the morning, and my

(01:09:53):
dog would be healthy that magic wand. But I can't
do this my father, So I don't know how I'm
gonna fix. Yeah, we gotta do something. What else you
got on your last vacation? Did you plan everything out
beforehand or go with the flow? I just planned where
I was going, I mean, what time I was going
to get there, and then I just set in my
room and watch TV. Yes, yes, so that's pretty much

(01:10:14):
that one. What dating advice would you give the high
school version of you, Oh, it's gonna be a while,
but just strapping because you don't get any girls for
a long time. And then just yeah, I just waited
out dating advice to be patient. Oh yeah, as a
burden to my twenties. So it was just like, yeah,
but you know how to get girls now, Like, what
would you tell the young boy? Wait until wait until

(01:10:38):
artists come in the studio, and that's the only time
I meet anybody. Yes, do you think if I were
to account, anybody would date me? No? Like me, I'm
just a nerdy dude. I'm not No, I'm not a
real pleasure to hang around either. All right, Yes, what's

(01:10:58):
your favorite thing about your best friend? Um, who's my
best friend? First off? Name the best friend? Uh got
planning options right here? Every everybody's wanted. No, I mean,
I'll just go with Amy. I think my my best
best thing about Amy is that she's just a huge heart,

(01:11:19):
always thinking about others. That's I would say. And if
you want twenty million dollars in the lottery, what would
you do with the money? Buy Haiti and say get
those kids and left and then charge you more than that.
I don't know. Yeah, by the way, there's no other

(01:11:41):
Amies kids for those callings. She's still waiting on any
sort of movement at all. Let me check. Hey, Andrea
and Nashville, Good morning, morning, Bobby. Hey, everybody, long time
listener for some callers. Everybody, we're talking about celebrities that
you met, they were really nice. Yeah, so don't be
embarrassed by this, But mine is I had absolute pleasure

(01:12:01):
of meeting you last summer. Um. I was walking towards
the m A fest down the street and I see
you walking on the block in front of me, freaking
out for a second like hey Bobby, and you turn
and it was just you, and UM, you were so
kind and so gracious. But I have to tell you,
you threw me off a little bit. Like you, I'm
a bit of a germophobe, and so when you put

(01:12:21):
out your hand to shake my hand to meet me,
I was like, whoa, you must have looked very clean.
I expected a fist bump or something. But um, you
were just as amazing in person as you are every
morning on the air. And UM, just so appreciate you
and all of the team does you guys are absolutely incredible. Well,
thank you very much. Well how about that we'll end

(01:12:44):
on a high note. I appreciate that, I call appreciate you.
You're Amy's pile of stories. So how do you feel
when people post a picture of you or tag you
on social media? Like, but you're not in charge of
the picture, Like they tag you, so then all your
friends end up seeing it. I'll block them. They don't.
They don't take our pictures and they don't post that

(01:13:05):
doesn't you don't do that? Oh no, I mean I'm
saying they just tag you, but it could be unflattering,
like I don't know what. That's not what. Friends don't
good friends don't tag bad pictures of you, So that's
not a good friend. So I blocked them. Got thirty
percent of women admit that they've untagged themselves because they
didn't like the photo or they felt like they looked

(01:13:26):
too old, and then blocked to inappropriate. Call Zuckerberg himself, dude,
get him out of here. Yes, okay, I have the
most common mistake that cooks make on Thanksgiving, and obviously
with the right around the corner, I just want to
make sure that nobody makes this mistake because I can

(01:13:46):
see how it could happen. I'm gonna say, uh, frying
inside the house a hazardous. Yeah, well, it does have
to do with the turkey. But if you're buying a
frozen turkey, you've got to give it at least thirty
six hours to defrost in your fridge. You can't put
it in like the shower and let the hot water
run on it. So that's not good. None be far

(01:14:09):
with like, oh crap. So you turn the hot water
and let around the shower for a bit. You've put
a turkey in the shower. I've done a lot of
stuff back my wild days. Those are my wild and
crazy days, back when I used to back. Now it
thaw meat out in it's our little p s a there.
If you've got a frozen turkey, make sure you thought
it um. If you can't bring yourself to exercise, or

(01:14:32):
you don't have time or anything. And I've read this
over and over, but maybe you just relax in a
super hot bath and the benefits of exercise are going
to be the same. No they're not. I like that
better than it's not the strange detoxing and getting cardio.
There's no cardio difference. There's no muscle building, No, there's not.
It's just not the same muscle building. But your heart

(01:14:53):
rate gets up in a hot bath, there's no, that's
not the same. So I think Amy did one where
she said if you watch a scary movie, it's the
same thing. So I didn't watching these are so much
of lazy people running these surveys. They're like, man, I
don't feel like exercise, and what can I invent? It's
gonna make people go like, oh, that's a good idea
and lots of candies. I'm just saying a hot bath.
That could be like some self care where you're like

(01:15:15):
taking time to relax, not to exercise. That's a dumbest
thing ever. What else? I've been too much time working
out for that to be it. You know how mad
I would be after all these years if I've just
been crushing it and all I got is you're laying
a bath toe. It's not saying take a bath every
day for that or completely omit exercise in general. It's
just saying, if you can't bring yourself to exercise one day,

(01:15:36):
maybe take a hot bath. It's from the Temperature Research Journal.
Oh and I subscribe and android that article my favorite
journal of all of them. What else? In addition to
naming Blake Shelton It's sexiest man alive, People magazine also
honored some men for having the sexiest body parts. Okay
you hear they came up with We feel pretty good
about the Blake thing, right, I love it. It's funny

(01:16:00):
knows it's funny like a little bit. Do you feel
like they're bullying Blake? Yes? I do too, Absolutely, I
feel like they're bullying Blake. It is gonna be funny,
like we're gonna laugh at this. I know, I feel
like and I hate that, and I think Blake takes
it is a good sport, but I feel like they're
bullying Blake. I don't like that. Did you see his
little like paper video messaged to Adam Levine. That's all

(01:16:23):
I'm like eating a wet pickle. He's like, I meant pickle.
He's having fun with it, but I feel like they've
picked it as like a joke. I know, I've never
really seen a sexiest man alive, like have fun with
it like that. You know why sexy mean don't have
fun with things? No, they don't visit me and sexy.
They weren't good. They were a good looking their whole lives.
They never had to develop personality. Boom, so Blake showing

(01:16:45):
his personality. Yeah, okay, what eyes sexiest eyes just go
down the list, Bradley Cooper. Okay, and then arms goes
to Jason Momoa from Game of Thrones and he's awkwa
Man too. He's just a huge dude. You have months
ripped arms and his whole body. He's like the rock. Yeah,

(01:17:06):
long long hair, that's cool. Okay, Bobby, since you watch
Game of Thrones, you know who the John Snow dude is.
He's the main guy. Yeah. So what do you think
he got honored for if you had to pick a
body bard but because the show. But sometimes, yeah, that's
an honor. Yeah, he was butt. And then hair goes

(01:17:28):
to Andy. Cohen's just short hair. Yeah, lots of hair.
And Cohen's just a short hair and he's the sexiest hair. Yeah,
but it's just to it. Yeah, he has short hair.
That's just like normal. I know. I thought the hair
would go to somebody else, Jared Letto or something. Yeah,

(01:17:49):
a random person or Blake in the nineties. You're gonna
make fun of Blake. Let's do it all. Let's just
run it back up there the Austin video. Yes, all right, yeah,
maybe that's my Amy starting to close you out here here.
That was Amy's pile of stories. Eddie has to explain
slow hands to his kid. You have no idea how

(01:18:09):
hard this ye? So they love it. They love this
song and they're singing too, and then they just start
questioning everything because they're like, what is the sweat dripping
down dirty laundry? Mean? Dad? And I'm like, I don't know.
Guys like people, these artists, they write stuff and I
don't even know what they're writing. Yeah, that's like my

(01:18:30):
way out. I guess that's a part of being a
parent that you have to explain stuff because they're listening
to the radio and they love this song, but they're
just like, it makes no sense, dad. I'm like, I
know these people, they don't make any sense. How would
you explain it to your kids? Slow hands? If you
had kids and they said, Dad, what is sweat dripping
down my dirty laundry? Mean? He just did a lot

(01:18:51):
of hard work that day, and it takes a lot
of hard work to be successful in life, and so
his laundry is dirty, So sweat dropping down because he
spend a day out working. But the kids four, what's
their two lies? But years is better for sure? Wow? Yeah,
I like that song comes on like that. I like
this song to this christianson song is everybody song? Isn't

(01:19:12):
this the jam? Yes? This is not ified the drinks park.
I me number one this way, this is Christians is
the next one. I don't know everybody. We're gonna get
a rich. Nobody wants to work. Everybody wants to found love,
Nobody that wants to get hurt, nobody that wants to
punch that cloud. But everybody wants to get pay. Nobody

(01:19:35):
wants to make a little no more. Everybody years and
want to get a lady all right. Thanks to Garth
who hopped on with us today. Thanks to Keith Thurrapin
who came in with us today. Here the whole show back.
Just search on I Heart Radio Bobby Bones Show on
demand that you can take your finger and pick the bits,
or you can just download the podcast on iTunes, so

(01:19:56):
many ways. What are you doing today? Anything? I have
a meeting today for an event that I'm hosting this weekend.
Guess a script run through? Oh that's the worst. Why? Well,
because they felt like you can't read a script or
you didn't have to run through it sometimes I just
you know, um, I don't feel I can you can
read a script at this point? Yeah? I hope so well.
I mean I wanted to be more natural organic now,

(01:20:19):
but you're not organic or you need you need a
prompt in the script. When you go organic, you go
way off the rails. So you can read a script.
Tell them say, listen, I've read a script before. Let's
actually just walk in this meeting, be like, say, we'll
do a script run through day of It's Wednesday, is
a scheduled meeting. I mean I'm going. I don't. I'm
getting chips for the future. Okay, oh for the future.

(01:20:41):
I thought you wanted me to show up and be like, hey, guys,
I'm good. I'll see you Sunday. You call them. I'm
excited to meet. So I mean, some of these people
I've never met before, they give me that script run
through stuff. Hey it's Tuesday. We got a script run Saturday. Yeah,
we'll do that Saturday. About an hour before I go.
That's all I have to say. You're a professional. Okay,
but you're a script stay on the script. Oh you're

(01:21:02):
like Mario Lopez, ryanzy Krest. You read the prompter. Okay.
I thought I was more just no no no no
no no no no no no. Well good luck with that.
Happy Okay. Well, you can hit me up on Instagram.
Mr Bobby Bones. Let me do what the old calendar
has in the store today. I don't have to go
back to therapy today, which is good. I thought I

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might have to go with two days. Wow, yeah, yesterday.
It's kind a long day. I do have um oh
little spray tan haven't had one in a while. I
haven't had TV thing since last week, and got some
video stuff I have to do. So I got I
got the books do today at first half my books
do and that's terrible and I'm not ready. I'm just

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gonna You're gonna do fine. It's gonna be fine. Believe
in yourself. Yeah, because you know I got great am
at that. I don't know. We're gonna go. Thank you.
See tomorrow. Tomorrow show Tim and Faith will be in.
Oh okay, yes, good thing you're getting. That's right, Dan,
That's that's why I gotta look good for Tim and
Faith when they come in. Maybe I should get one.
Let's see tomorrow. You're loving bos