December 8, 2017 • 64 mins
Luke Bryan stops by the studio, Amy asks for parenting advice and things you've kept forever
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everybody transmitting America. Good morning and welcome to Friday Show.
(01:12):
Good Morning, Lunchbox, has the Morning Corny. A little later,
he spent last night looking for the perfect joke because
Amy lost it yesterday. Terrible in your opinion, that's right.
So Lunchbox has the Morning Corny Later on the Dance Parties.
You know, we talked about things sometimes that people will
get on the phone and just wait. And yesterday I
was telling the story about how I saw a mom
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with her baby and she had to reach into her
grocery card and so she put her baby on the
hood of the car, reached in and then got baby
and everything was fine. But I was like, is that
a bad parenting move? And so Cindy is on and
Roger's Arkansas. We're talking about the baby on the hood. Cindy,
thank you for calling, Thanks for what's going on. Hey,
good morning, Good morning. What you heard the story? What
do you think about that? I think it's the dumbest
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thing I've ever heard it. I mean, okay, you your head.
You do not put a baby on a car. Period. Yeah.
I felt like it was weird. But again, I don't
have kids, so who am I to judge? But you,
I assume you do have kids. I have two grown
kids and I have grandkids, so you are someone to judge.
(02:15):
So you say it's quite dumb, Yes, what if the
hood's flat. It doesn't matter because the hood it wasn't flat.
I was like that be gonna roll off there, and
it didn't roll off there. Thing is flat? Or not
leave the baby in the car seat to do whatever
it is you had to do, or you hold onto
the baby, you don't put it on the hood of
(02:36):
a car like that. What are you doing? You got today?
I'm on my way to work. Actually, yeah, what do
you do? What do you do for a living? Um?
I work for an appliance company under customer service representative.
I like that. You seem like a pretty friendly person,
like I would call you, treat me right, probably hooked
me up a discount if someone's broken, right, I absolutely
would for you. Bobby yea, what do you do like blenders?
(02:59):
I could use blender. No, we do big appliance as
you know, like refrigerators, does washers, dryers. Day. I'm good there,
but I'm gonna hey favor number some breaks down. Ray
All right now, I'm just planning gonna call you home.
But I appreciate you call. I appreciate you, thank you
very much. Appreciate all right, Cindy, thank you recognizing people
(03:20):
doing cool things. This BOSU Body Bar restaurant. They found
a way around the rule that you can't feed the
homeless with the leftovers, because the rule as you can't
just take food at the end of the night and
go okay, anybody come get the free food. And so
what happens is when the ships are over, employees take
out these brown paper bags of food that's given to
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them and they leave them on the street for homeless
people in need. They say, quote, when we close the
doors for the day, we promised to leave bags of
food outside. They're not breaking the law. They're not passing
it out. The employees get free food, and so what
they choose to do with it is they put in
the bag and they leave it out there for people
who need it. Genius. It's a good way to work
around the system. Right there, I see you blowing out
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birthday candles lead to a fifteen h increase in bacteria
on cake. Now I only read this because holy calve,
I've been saying this for about year all my life.
There's no chance I ate a birthday cake with some
one blows on it. I mean, but surely in your
life you have and you've been fine. I'll watch no, no, no, no,
because you're telling me somewhere in your life you've never
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had a birthday cake or someone blondet candles, not that
I watched it. No, never have I watched someone spit
into a cake and ate it. I don't mind. I
won't in it they're passing. If they're passing it out,
I'll go for a part. I don't think that it's
like touched on the very very side. It's gone everywhere.
Bobby's like digging under the bottom of the cake. Like.
But the thing is, I've been saying this forever. Half
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think about a six year old and when he just
exactly candles, do you think you would spit I don't
think you would. I think it nat is out. You're
still blowing things like it's still a new study at
a Clemson says that it's a and sometimes like if
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it really goes crazy, it's percent increase. That's pretty cool.
You're pretty much as eating their tongue like on their birthday.
Right here, you have some cake and some tongue. How
are you feeling about this? Would you want your husband
to wear some sort of engagement ring, because it's customary
for women to totally would you want him to be
claimed and wear an engagement ring. So if he's proposing
(05:31):
to me, then I have to go out and get
him an engagement ring afterwards. If you're engaged, do you
both wear an engagement ring. I'm fine with just me
wearing it. He doesn't need to wear it. He doesn't
need I don't need him to wear it to know
that he's my fiancee, you know. And then people are
gonna be like, I'm just picturing my husband handling this.
(05:53):
They'll be like, oh, so you're married. No, I'm just engaged.
Like he would not even not wear a ring for
that honor. Yeah, absolutely, Well you think you wear one?
Absolutely not. I've been engaged for about a year and
a half and I'm getting married next Saturday, and uh,
I think it's absolutely dumb to wear one. So you
were not wearing again if you're you know, fiance said,
(06:14):
I would likely to wear an engagement right because I'm
wearing one. Of Like, if you also wear one to
show that you're engaged, you would say no, absolutely not.
Would you dig in and say, because you're saying absolutely
what if it was really important to her, Well, I
think I would have a heart to heart with her
and to say, Uh, you know, I don't really think
I can do this because I'm not married, you know,
and nothing's going on my hand until we're married. So
(06:37):
uh but my uh, my sister actually got married a
few months ago would her fiancee war one, and I
gave him a pretty hard time about it. No way
sounds so I'm pretty sure he just still didn't like
me to this day. Connor, appreciate you, buddy, all right,
thank you for let's cover to married. It's married, uth
(06:58):
to see the rapids. Hey, Bobby, what do you think
about this? Would you want your man to wear an
engagement ring too? No? Not really? My now husband we
just got married a month ago. Um, we had a
long engagement for two years, and since we've been married,
he's been hit on more times than when we were engaged. Okay,
so you're saying the ring brings on the hits, and
(07:20):
if you're not married, the hits get equal. Not getting married. Oh,
the ladies love him, now keep him off him. Mary.
Let me ask you a question. Do you like the
dad bod or the fit bod? I like the fit bod,
but I don't think my husband knows that because he's
starting to go straight to dad body mode. That's kind
of what I think most people, they don't want to
(07:41):
say it. Eddie is just convinced that women love Chubb. No,
the world is changing, they love Chub. She's like, if
they get to choose, they would choose Chubb over ads
totally in your mind, yes, not about his heart all
that's outs not tightness. And you don't think that in
the new with you. No, no, no, it's just the world. Okay,
(08:03):
get your show time for positivity here on Friday. It's
all about the good news, all right, good news, Amy,
tell me something good. I love these stories about professors
supporting your students that also happened to be moms or
even single moms. Which there's a professor at Texas A
and M and the student emailed and like, hey, don't
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have a babysitter, not gonna be able to make it
to class today. And he was like, no, no, you're
making to class, bring your baby and so he basically
watched over the baby during class. I think he has
probably had a babysit or if they might go to
class and like, no, she was. She posted about it
because she was super grateful. She's someone that wanted to
get her education and I'm her kidding. Yeah, I know,
(08:47):
shout out. Plus, I went to Texas and m whoop,
Dr Henry Mussama. I'm sure you nailed that. Yeah, Na,
Dr Henry Mussuma, go on, Wow, shout out to me
and nailing my name. Fifty kids in Brooklyn got the
surprise of a lifetime when they show up for the
first day of school and there was brand new bicycles
(09:10):
waiting for them. Wow. Schwin and Mongoose they have a
little charity organization and they donated the fifty bikes. That
way the kids would have a way to get to
and from school. And they put little bells ding ding dingo.
Do you guys know Schwins from Bozo? No, you going
a new Schwin bicycle if you get the six cup? Yeah,
and you would do the cup. You told the ball
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in the cup and if you made it to six,
you want fifty dollars in a new schwe bicycle. I
wonder if any of the farst know you know what
I'm talking about watching Bozo Nah whatever. So how about
this These identical twin sisters, they have babies four hours apart.
They were pregnant at the same time, they learned their
due dates were actually thirteen days apart, and they were like,
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what if we are babies are like close together because
again they were close sisters at then what if my
kids grow up together? And so they're planning to have
their babies different hospitals. But when one of their due
dates came and went, she was induced and her other
sister do they happen if she was having her baby
for real? And so they had the babies and they're
in two rooms right next each other. Crazy, Huh. That's
(10:14):
definition right there of twins like doing everything the same,
which is weird that raise a twin because like they
don't do anything Raymond or producer. Yeah, I don't even
know if he knows the brother. We talked maybe twice
a year, twin, But sometimes do you feel like if
he's going through something, do you feel something because he's
your twin? Nothing? Who do you feel closer to, like
(10:35):
Eddie or your brother Eddie? I talked to Eddie every
single day, But I'm talking about together in your heart.
I mean, I haven't been with my brother in the
same room in fifteen years. I mean, he's just a
guy I talked to on the phone Twin Brother twin
al Luchbox has the story, but we're gonna play. Is
(10:58):
it fake news? Congrats to ten year old Vanessa Bruxton
on making it into the Guinness Book of World Records.
She is from Alabama, ten years old and she became
the youngest woman ever to get her pilot's license. She's
been flying since the age of seven with her dad. Okay,
so you have a ten year old with a pilot's license.
Fake news? I think it's real. Really, you can have
(11:21):
a pilot license at ten. She can only fly certain planes. Now,
now he's getting so specific that I feel like you've
been messing with this. I don't care what you're flying
is you're flying a drone because that's about all you
can fly. So you're going fake news. I just do
not see how a ten year old could have a
pilot's license. I think a ten year old can get
a black belt and a pilots I'm going to really,
(11:43):
I'm going real new lunch, real, what is it? Opened
up the Guinness Book of World Records. You will not see, Vanessa.
It's fake. You got me game. You're a Corney Kardashian
or a lot of like yeah, she's yeah, a little
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wacko with her food stuff and things around the house.
I know, I know this about her. She doesn't have
a microwave. She swears against them. She's like cute, She's like,
no microwave. But they've proven that microwaves don't do anything
bad day, and I don't believe them. I know. It's
like Dr Oz and Harvard and people that we like.
I also do like to credit for things, but not this.
(12:28):
And you don't think you'll get any sort of heating
device when your kids move in? No? No, I mean
I have an oven and I have a stove top.
Doesn't tris me get so annoyed every time you have
to warm something up. They have to put it in
the he has to put it like for his coffee,
he has to put it, pour it from the cup
into a pot, turn the stove on, heat it up,
and then pour back into a cup. It's really he's
used to it, honestly, because we have out a microwave
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for a while. But it's when we have guests there
they want to they're just used to. Like my sister,
she's like what and then she's got her four kids
and she was like she sells me the same thing.
All this is going to change when the kids come,
and I'm like, no, it's not, which just makes me,
may it not want to change? When people tell me that,
I'm like, okay, fine, I'll show you. Are you sure
your husband doesn't have a microwave like back in another
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part of the house we don't know about, like a
secret closet that would be hilarious if we did, that
would be funny. I don't know, I haven't found it.
You'd be in trouble though. Isn't there some sort of
things that you don't feel like radioactive you could use.
I just feel like when these kids coming to spend
all your time putting stuff in the oven, they'd be like,
feed me. Do you ever use a toaster for like toast? Yeah,
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but so you plug it into the heat me using
my curling It's different. It's different. Yeah, y'all are trying
to tell me mIRC wave is the same as a toaster.
I'm trying to say, you don't really know about any
of them. I'm trying to say, use a cell phone
to get to your head, and I should not not
thinking about getting rid of it. Now this story comes
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to us from Florida. A year old went to her
ex boyfriend's house because she wanted her teddy Bear back.
She knocks on the door and says, I want my
teddy Bear. You have an inside? He says no, She
goes okay, he closes the door. She lights the house
on fire. What how she poured him? Oh my goodness,
he got out, but the house did the teddy Bear?
(14:19):
Make it? Teddy Bear complete loss. I can't believe she
burned his house. There was more to it than the
teddy Bear, right, we all agreed that there's more to
it than just a teddy Bear. I don't know. Sometimes
women come on more than teddy Bear. That lunchbox, that's
your bone head story of the day. We're gonna need
some collars to give us some advice here. And he
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was a target yesterday. And you see a kid that's
going crazy, right, screaming bloody murder. He wanted like a
specific toy or something. And the mom was like, no,
I mean that's not we're here for. You're not going
to get it. And I feel like if she would
have just gone to kind of ended everything saying that
I that was the right thing. It was so loud
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and I was so loud. I was about to be like, look,
I'm just gonna go by, but obviously, yeah, it's appear.
And sometimes you just have to like Stan Firman, I
know that my day is coming with that where I'm
going to have to just be like, no, you cannot
have that, and my child is gonna be screaming, and
I'm trying to run errands in public and it's gonna
be embarrassing and I'm just gonna have to move forward
like nothing's happening because I got to get out of there,
and I don't know how to parents do it. Like,
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let's some advice. Like this woman, my heart went out
to her. Amy's a target and she's a five year
old boy or girl boy throwing a fit because the
mom won't get him the toy. And so she's like,
what do I do? Amy's got two kids coming the drop,
Please to give us some advice. So my advice on
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this is, I have a two year old, and you
have to decide do you want your child to kind
of be a jerk in that moment and throw a
fit or do you want to raise an adult. It
throws fits because they want people to give into him.
So it's short term pain for long term success. Isn't
that all life is? Man, It's a lot of short
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term pain sometimes long term pain. They'll be honest with you,
but that's so that's what I think. You have to
decide do you want because then when you're give him
that one time, well then they know, hey, I can
have it. Yah. I feel like I have to do
that with lunchbox sometimes. What Yeah, what do you mean
by that? Because if I give him something like that,
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like every once in a while, like he had to
curse a minute ago, now he's gonna think all the time.
So true because now because he wants to do it again,
He's like, can occurs on all my jokes And I'm like, no,
that was the thing you know you're saying, get yeah, Hey,
Nicole and Richmond, Virginia, good morning, good morning, Thank you
for calling. What do you think about this? Um? I
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give in and I'm not proud of it. But Walgreen's
three year old screaming. You know, you have a cartful
of stuff you have to get and you buy the
Ninja Turtle beanie hat with a little pumping ears on
the side that flap and it makes it all go
away out of it. But it's solved it. So what
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do you think Amy is gonna do? Oh? God, I
love Amy. Um, that's a preface for something. By the way,
go ahead. UM. I see at first you'll probably give in,
just because you know first time mom, I and I
think it's okay, like you know, you've got to figure
out out of the waters. And then you'll know as
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they get older, like okay, we'll know when you say no,
it's it's no, like we're not getting this and that's it. Um.
But I think at first, yeah, will be sometimes to
give it and that's okay. Nicole, thank you for I
appreciate you. Appreciate you. Let's go over to Leslie and Florida. Leslie,
thank you for calling. You have a five year old?
I do. I have a five year old daughter, and
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anytime we go to the store, especially Target, actually that's
her place, and she will ask for a toy and
I tell her no, and when she doesn't get her way,
she just sits in the cart with a look on
her face and her arms folded like a spoiled brat,
which makes no sense because she has not ever been
an entitled child. So I don't know where she gets
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it from, but she does not get her way, and
she knows not to throw a fit in public, or
I will take her outside and spank her. But what's
your advice to Amy, who's about to be a new
mom um? If they Amy, I would say, if you know,
if the child has done something um good, like you know,
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if you have a chore list or something, get them
the toy as an you know, a reward instead of
money or um. But if they're throwing a fit just
because they want something UM, that's not the way to
act about it. They have to earn it. Bam. Yeah,
I know you think I have no backbone. That's what
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you're saying to them. I think it will. See it's
gonna be hard. Someone tells Amy, hey, in your neighborhood,
lock your doors because people are walking around checking locks,
and if your doors open, they're stealing stuff. So I'm like, hey,
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lock your doors because a little bit that's on you
if somebody puts into your car. That's why locks exists,
because people will steal stuff. Someone broken a lunch boxes
car legitimately in front of my house, in front of
my house unlocked. I came out and I come around
to the driver's side and I look and I'm like,
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why is there stuff strown all on my driver's side seat?
Isn't it confusing at first because I think the house
broken into and it's like, wait, did I do Did
you think you did it? Ferent thing? I was like,
when was I you know, why did I leave all
that stuff just sitting on the seat. And then it
hit me. I was like, someone broke into my car.
Someone broke into my car. And I'm like, and I
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opened the I grabbed the door handle, and I'm like,
it's unlocked. No, you live in the same neighborhood as
I know. I understand that I always locked my door.
I don't know what happened. I don't know how I forgot,
but yeah, they jacked my money. Look, everything just thrown everywhere. No,
that looks like your car. They dumped everything out and
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they took they took like all the change of the
console and there was a few dollar bills in there
and they took those. They take any important No, that's it.
They take anything with your idea and it take it.
You didn't take anything else. All it took was the money.
They I mean, I had a bowling ball in the
back seat. They didn't take that. I had some some
jeans and some sweatshirts, didn't take that. I'm glad nothing
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was taken it was important or that they could steal
your identity from because again, this is a lesson. Alright,
lock your car doors, because it's not people busting windows.
It's people just taking the easiest thing available. And so actually,
I'm kind of happy that it happened because you learned
a lesson and nothing bad happened to you. I understand that.
But if they're going to break into my car, I'd
rather than do them that way then break my window.
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But there was gift cards in there. Didn't take them,
so they're idiots that they were probably working quick too.
Oh yeah, because there and they left to trail evidence.
As they went down the street. There was a phone
charger laying in the street. There was and led her
his neighbor's house. It was all kinds of stuff right
to the front door. I hate that happen because a
little bit doesn't make you feel like like weirdly vulnerable. Yes,
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and I felt like taking advantage of And I'm like,
what were my dogs doing? Where don't you barking, like,
come on, it was you know, it just sounds like
a normal car door open. Yet somebody just opened your
car door and got in it. But again, just to listeners,
lock your doors. And I grew up in a place
where we never locked our front doors. We didn't have to,
and we lock our car doors. But now times are different.
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It's not the good old days anymore. So. The past
year I spent on the road crafting my comedian skills.
For years, I've been doing stand up, but I've really
focused on it and we have a special we're doing.
Like I've spent a lot of time just working jokes
and failing and hitting and you know, it's a process.
But then I don't know, you could just be a
comedian so easily like this guy. Police say they arrested
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a man who robbed a bank, strip naked and ran
down the street because he wanted to start his commit
as a comedian. According the FBI, the man decided to
take off all his clothes and going to rob the
bank as a bit because hearted at yeah, he wanted
to be a comedian and he thought that that would
be the best way to do it. Were a white
male is running around naked throwing money. The die pack
(22:47):
explodes and cops say, this guy takes off his clothes,
running down lost souls and just throwing money everywhere. And
they kind of took me a second hour. Was on
the phone. I had to put it down, and this
lady passed me and I asked her. I was like,
was he naked? She's like, yeah, he was naked. It's like, wow,
I'm surprised. Don't want to tackle him or anything. It
was to be a comedian and so well, no more
(23:09):
on the road for me. You start doing that, but
we have to see the video, right, Like, surely there's
a video of this. You don't do this unless there's
a video of it. Yesterday's show, I said, hey, give
me the first word to friends in all places, and Amy,
you said it was blame blame right, blame it all
(23:31):
on my roots. Same, it all on my roots. Okay,
So I'll say, here's the song and give me the
very first word. Okay, like ds and a's and ends
don't matter as much. Okay, So uh go to you,
miss Amy. Are you ready? Luke Combs? When it rains,
it pours, what's the first word and it rains? Oh? No,
(23:59):
you're gonna have pledged yourself in hand because it's a
constant joke. Three, Oh to time, Eddie, what is it Sunday?
He scared us. He scared us because he's saying so loud.
He's so good, but he's so intense and so loud.
Were all too kind of Amy's been a lemon hit
(24:20):
that clip right first there it is. Oh yeah, you
get the biggest song in the past five years. Body
like a back Road the first word. Okay, first word,
body like a back road? Oh girl, let me see
(24:42):
go ahead. Three? Rubbing my hands on your shoulders? All right?
What is it? Ray from the yeah outside? Come on,
I should have known that. Yeah, it was almost rubbing
my hands on his shoulders. But I'm close Eddie for
the wind? All right, come on, John party, dirt on
(25:04):
my boots. What's what's the first word to this song? Okay, alright, alright, alright,
Oh something about the sun? Okay, hold on, hold on
um um hotter than a hotter hotter, he says, it's hotter.
Hit it right? Who, No, you weren't. Can you do
(25:32):
carry underwood? Before he cheats the first word, it's good
about to do the first word of the chorus. You
gotta turn that down because the mess with their heads
before he cheats. Okay, you can do this, he no,
right now, dancing with the beach blonchee. What hey, Eddie, Okay,
(26:02):
I'm gonna give you the one you'll get ready, Jake
Owen Barefoot, Blue Gene Night. What's the first word? H
jac Oen, Barefoot, Blue Gene Night. Amy's got it? Blonde hair? No, Amy,
what is it? Yeah? The way there it is. You're
(26:24):
not even close, just wasting it all. Yeah, but he
at least no songs, he said, blonde hair, not even
another verse? Okay, lunchbox, how about this one? Yes, thank you,
Sam hap body like a back road. You just man,
just go from the south side. Okay, don't no, I
(26:51):
never said gods don't count. No, I didn't. That's it whatever.
Not playing the hook really helps. When he plays, that
really slows me off. Shot, lunch box, And do you
know what somebody says, Oh man, that's my worst nightmare?
Oh yeah, yeah, I was thinking of mine. We'll go
around the room like, what's your worst nightmare? Mine is
(27:13):
being stuck in traffic and I'm late to a meeting
and I can do nothing. About it. That's your I'm
on time everywhere all the time, and if it's like
a big meeting or like I have to go and
that's my worst nightmare is being helpless, like I can't
even jump out of my car and run. It's my
worst nightmare, not being able to get somewhere on time.
(27:34):
Worst nightmare mine is a spider calling into my ear
and patching a bunch of baby spiders and then them
coming out. Really is, It's my worst nightmare. It could happen, though,
happens to people all the time I see on the internet. Yeah,
fake news, lunch My biggest fear is just coming upon
(27:55):
a snake when I don't expect it and it's just
lying in wait and there I am and I trapped
and it's just me and the snake and I can't
do anything. Or if I like getting bed and it's
under my sheets, just anywhere. I have all the time
about what if I go around the corner and there's
a snake or I'm walking the dog mowing the grass
and here I'm the snake. Oh, so I don't want
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to be late. Emmy doesn't want spiders, and Lunchbox doesn't
want snakes. Eddie, what is your worst nightmare? Producer? Ready,
mine is a home invasion with maybe like I'm napping
or something and I wake up in some ways in
my house, like stealing my stuff. I wouldn't know what
to do. Oh that's so scary to me. Well what
do you do? Well? I have baseball bats now, so
I'd grab my baseball bat and the kids were on
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I grab, tell them to grab theirs, and we smack
them hard. Stuff back. There's all of our worst nightmare.
Ray wait, your worst nightmare sleeping in man and missing
part of the show being late. Yeah, that one I
can understand. This is the scariest mine. Sure, Yeah, let's
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go everybody. Look mind all right? You good? I just
wood myself and I'm like, well is that legal for
me to do that? All right? Look, let's talk about
this record, the Anticipation. I got a bunch of songs
up here, which one is like You're your pride and joy? Man.
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I think from top to bottom, the best song on
the album is uh, most people are good? Give me
another one, you know. Another one is the title track,
what makes You Country? I mean it tells it tells
such a great story of man, I'm so tired. There
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you go, there it is. I'm so tired of people
trying to pigeonhole and put a label on what country
truly is. And this tells the world that countries many things.
Let me hear this. I got my jack when I
let's play on the cap track, holding back in boats, fishing,
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limb line, running bird talks through the George and my
step side, cover down a peanut dust and try and
not spotlighting that with us. It might not a venue,
but I can't just just be proud of what makes
the country. Everybody's Oh yeah, I'm kicking my tail out.
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I ain't heard on the radio yet, so it's like
I got the sizzle on it. He doesn't run and
your blood didn't come from your daddy and mama. Sing
with the art where you converted by an How about
a song on the radio that feels so round? Did
you lock eyes with a little green eyed girl from Jackson?
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Tell me we'll cat you. I just got to know.
Hold on me, I got my Sundale learning in a
level church. Hold over there, waiting for the fall to
finally call a law on so I can grab my
gun and get my outside on the step side there
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any tricks on my old boards, guys, not a bunch
of tuning and artistn't here to sing along with. That's
the best thing to have you sing along with you.
That's fun. How about this one right here? I like
this one too. More trunk, Yes, it's kid more goals, Yes,
and you treat more green grass grows and green on dog,
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more babies readis and raising head on more get back up.
Sometimes you feel well, I don't know at all, but
I know how it feels to be the guy just
trying to come back from behind, just trying to win life.
As you go to one man, it's good, Like it's
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so fun hearing I'm on the radio rather than you know,
your tires rumbling on a on a truck and going
down to honking interstate. You know what makes your country's
the name of the record, the name of the song
we played. How would you have to worry about anybody
leaking the stuff out? Yeah, I guess you always do.
But it's so funny man, that you know they I
don't even know what watermark means, but everybody says, oh,
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it's watermarked, which means that there's a code with it
or something. But it is what it is. Man. I mean,
I don't know if we'll ever get out in front
of the stuff getting leaked out. But at the end
of the day, as long as as long as there's
an urgent seat for people to get it, that's what
I hope is going on with my album. So how
about this right here? Sun Rise Sun Sun repeat this maybe? Uh?
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I feel like it's just rise and sun Sun sid
repeat Sunrise, a crowd and going right there and shute
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that repeat. Man, that's so big the song almost needs
to be named repeat. But do you pick your crowds
when you record songs? One million percent? Do you what
would you ask him? Picked your crowd to be so
fun to imagine what they're gonna do, and then your
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imagination of it is what they're doing. So it's pretty cool.
Light would light it up? You know, you felt like
some people would start lightening up their cell phones and
it would be a pretty cool moment and they do.
Oh yeah, check most record. Forget this may have been
a long time you put a record on, man, Dude,
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Like sizzling in these headphones is like firing me up?
Do you know? Every much like you forget? Why you
do this? Because you damn get excited in the moment.
Do you know every word every song on a new record?
You know? The only one Inking Again is the only
one that I probably couldn't perform live right now because
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it'll cross you up. And but that, but that's the
only one. But yeah, I should know them all? Could you?
Could you do Land of a Million Songs live? Yes?
Something different? Able to sing? Understand it? How long would
you write this song? I think this spring, I tell
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you it went down. So me and my producers, Jeff
and Jody Stephens wrote it. And sometimes you're in the
trenches writing and that writing session sends your head down
another another path. And I went to go get coffee.
We were at my my songwriting room at the house,
and I come back in and I said, boys, I
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just had a song idea. And I don't even know
where it came from, but I said, Land of a
Million Songs, Nashville is the land of a million songs,
and we need to write about how hard it is
to make it in the Land of a million songs.
And Jeff and I never will forget we wrote it.
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And then I'm laying in the bed um one morning,
um getting my whole sleeping in because I was probably
coming off the road and I'm sitting there listening and
I see the email of the demo come up on it,
and I laid in the bed and just started doing
tearing up and crying and called Jeff and I was like, man,
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this is one of the best things we've ever been
a part of. So when you can do that and
it's fun stuff, fun fun stuff. I got my junk.
I'm making to see again. Thank you. Lookey Fishing Life.
Running Bird talks through the chorge of All right, your
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favorite Christmas song? You gotta pick one, Amy, your favorite
Christmas song? Mariah carry all I want Christmas is you? Yeah? Man,
that does make it feel like Christmas hearing. Yeah, good one. Okay,
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what's yours? From the Santa Claus from Home Alone? The
Drifter is White Christmas? Yeah, bo boto, good one. I
always like this one. I dream Christmas just like I
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used to know. And that's a chance like it' hi slave,
take a hide dreaming man. That's a good one. Eddie. Oh,
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I'm the same thing, White Christmas, but being Crosby version, No,
I think that a World War two? All right, everybody,
all you guys, I see he's fighting the good fights.
Is this for you? Come back home safely? Do the
fire crackling like he's trying to convince us. Do you
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hear what I'm selling it? I'm playing this in my mind.
That's good by on a little like you guys want
a crazy house party like it's Christmas. That's how I
do it. I go hard, lunchbox, Santa Claus is coming
to town. Jackson five hit it. Oh, this is kind
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of out of nowhere. A good one, hey, Morgan number two?
Do you have one? You're like twelve? What is your
Is it like? It's a nile horrending one direction? You know?
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It's a drummer boy by Pinatonics, A little drum rumber
by the Big Win, A little one, little one, little
little drum one for the wild me They do some
cool stuff. Yeah, new Doocyper. We could do that though,
Amy me with something Christmas good? Would you watch? Do
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I do the beat? Whatever you want? You just started?
Cheppo Do Do? Dreaming is by Voo Doo Christmas just
life ones. I usually know the same, all right. So
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Amy was booking a reservation because she's taking her husband
out have a special night yeah, well, let's and some friends,
so kind of a nicer restaurant, special occasion, friends flying
into town, whatnot. So I thought, hey, we're going to
kind of go to one of the restaurants with like,
you know, three dollar signs next to it, Like you
know when you go to Yelp, it's like one dollar sign,
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two dollar signs, three dollar signs. Let'sone have three dollar signs.
I'm like, okay, you know. Uh. Then also I noticed
when I'm booking the reservation online it says that no
cell phones are allowed in the dining room. That's cool, awesome.
They don't even have one of those cute little box.
It's not about being trendy and having one of those
little boxes that you put your cell phone into. It's
just like I think they've they've been this way for
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a while. It's just their thing, Like it's a nice restaurant.
They don't want you to have your cell phone out
terrible Yeah. Yeah. And then if it is such cool food,
like don't they want people instagramming it? They obviously don't.
They don't need it so good, it's so good. Can
you not take a group picture together at your table?
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Because they say no, question good question. They didn't say
no cameras. So do you leave your cell phones in
the car? Interesting? Yeah, what what do you think we
should do? Test it? See what they do when they
when you have your phone? Yeah, walk into like here
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we are, like you're shooting it, like an instant story.
We're here. Yeah. I don't know. I've just never seen
that advertise as like a thing like I don't like
the phones are bad on all the phones aren't bad,
phones are great. I mean I think this I'm not joking.
This is kind of place where I think this role
was implemented, even with like Zach Morris phones like like
the big ones, like the flip phones. I don't think
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it has anything to do with like technology and smartphones
and people having face to face conversation. It's just an
old school rule. I guess. Well, if I can't tweet,
I can't eat. Talk to my book editor last night,
my second book. She did tell me it's probably not
getting suck. That was it words. So that's good. Yeah,
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she goes, I don't think this book is gonna say
I was worried. I was really worried about that. That's
long talking about that work on the second one, can't wait?
Why do I Why do I have LB with the
eighth grader written down? Oh I have a clip. This
eighth grader was singing, okay, good because I have no
idea why I wrote down lunch boxes with an eighth grader. Okay,
so it's a clip and she wants to be her singer.
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Dad was one of those dads like, oh, my daughter
is really good, and so I just recorded her and
I wanted to bring it in and get your opinion,
like keep chasing the dream or time to give up? Okay?
So you were doing hard rock cafe karaoke. Yeah, it's
where a live band plays and people get up and sing.
You just wanted her house was at her house and
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she was an eighth grade girl and she's like, I
want to be a singer. And her dad was telling
me how good she is and that was her dream.
And I was like, okay, well we'll tell you if
you need to quit or keep dreaming. All right, here
we go. Here is the eighth grader and the lunchbox
brought in. Here you go, all right, what do you
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think lunchbox? I'm one of those people that always tell
those dads that they're crazy. This girl's got some talent.
She needs to keep dreaming. She's got it, like in
eighth grade, and she has that much control over her voice.
She sounded like a grown up. Like that's good in
my opinion, And I mean usually I think the kids
usually are really terrible and parents are just nice to him.
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I think that kid was good. Yeah, yeah, that's not
I thought she was. I think she keep dreaming anyway.
I thought she was good. Man. I was like, whoa.
I think someone would say, I don't think she's ready
right now. But yeah, but they're eighth graders who can
sing like and have record deals. But I would I
don't think she's ready right now, but she is good. Yeah.
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Usually when they say oh, I'm really good, the dad
talks about how good there, and then they get up
there and they're like, keep you down. It's like, whoa
does anyone ever sounded like that? That bad? And eighth graders?
How old? Fourteen? Yeah, there are pop stars that are
that young. I guess, so where is a lot older? Now?
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Jennifer Garner had anesthesia from the dentist. Did you see that? Yeah?
They did the sad part of him Milton and I
started crying. I couldn't stop. They said, are you okay?
And I said, it's so beautiful. It's so beautiful. I
listen to this song. It was so beautiful, that musical.
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So I told them about it. They have to see it.
That's never not funny, laughing gas and their mouth is
all like because they can't feel it. It's never not funny. Show.
Let's go. The farther people live from work, the less
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happy they are. So short commutes, happier job. What's your commute?
Seven minutes, let's box eleven minutes. Let you guys have
next to each other. But he's a few stop signs back, yeah,
and you gotta come to a complete stop. And every
time that adds thirty seconds. I'm about six minutes. But
to be fair, we do drive when there's no one
on the road because we wake up so early. Like
no one on the road. You ever have a long
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time when we can meet it? Oh? Yeah? Before my job,
before this, when I was in sales, I was in
the car for over an hour on my way to
work and home, and sometimes if there was a bad accident,
making an hour and a half. Did you just hate
that so much? Oh? It was brutal. I would see.
I would I would think all the time. If I
just lived right by work, I could sleep thirty minutes longer,
or I could do this in the morning. I could
do that, but I would just be sitting in my car.
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Shout out to everybody right now sitting in their cars,
sitting in their car in the middle of traffic, because
we do You wind about having to wake up at
three four in the morning, but we don't have to
sit in traffic. That is true. So there's that. Doctors
are talking about this woman who sweats blood. Yeah, let
me ask you know, it's real. It's real. We can't
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start questioning everything is fake news. By the way, this
is not what this is. This pair of doctors. They
have this woman who was hospitalized with a condition where
she sweats blood from her face and her hands, sometimes
five minutes at a time. Yeah, anytime she's in physical activity,
it starts to happen. Here's a question. You're single, you
meet her, you hit it off, you think she's hot,
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she starts sweating blood. What it is that deal breaker?
I am out of five thousand. There is no chance
I could date her after that. The first time I
saw it, I'd be like is that always gonna happen? Well,
it's not you, it's me, and I'm moving on. You're out.
I'm out. What about you, Bobby? You just depends how
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much we hit it off. Like like anything else, we're
gonna say how much blood. Well I don't think it's
like gushing, but it's like it's just like what comes
out of your pores. It would look like red for her.
So lunch Box has been married for how long? No?
A little over two years? About two years and five months. Yeah,
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how's it been going you think? I mean, I think
it's been going great. We've been crushing it at life. Yeah,
married life. So if you were giving a report card,
I would say a solid, solid B minus W. That's
not crushing it. That's probably making the honor roll. I
didn't make honor roll that much, so I don't really know,
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but be minus is pretty good. Whenever I gotta be
minus on my report card, I thought I was doing
pretty well relative. Why not A Like? What's missing? I
mean there's just certain things. I mean we don't nail everything.
I mean there's sometimes we mess up and we're not perfect.
We're getting better, and we don't do things together all
the time, and you're just saying words like I'm saying
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like it's not an A plus, like I mean we
get along great, what would what? What does she need
to change to get it to an A Oh she
needs to be nicer to me? Yeah, yeah, more understanding maybe?
So why don't there are things that happened like, for example,
lunchboxes wife was on TV. Ohh she yeah, because of
her job, and she's out talking about her new job.
She's literally on the news. He says, nothing about it
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to us? Why what do you mean? Why would you
talk about her with us like that's a running a
company and like talking about it on the news like
proud husbands. And he says, I hadn't. I haven't told
to me. I wouldn't know, No way, I don't understand
what I was supposed to say, Like coming, hey, guys,
my wife was on the news last night. In the audio,
I felt like, I'm sure you recorded it. I did
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record it. She was on the news multiple times, she's
on the radio all the time. I mean, you want
me to bring clips of her on the road? Are
you proud of her? That's great? Here's the things you're
not on the news now, here's the thing. She gets
real nervous and she doesn't feel comfortable, and so she's
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kind of like, she's probably better than you take your job,
because why don't gonna let her feeling for Amy? If
Amy goes a Haiti, that's a great idea. Yeah, let's
do it. There is no way my wife would fill
in on the radio. I guarantee she would should be too.
I'll ask her. Oh yeah, you'll ask her about your
go before record. You better say no, she would get
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too nervous here with a superstar. You need to bring
some recording of her on TV. Okay, we should talk
about this because Eddie lets his kids drink soda. Yeah,
it's kind of like a reward system. Amy's already shaming
you shamed me for letting my kids jump on the bed,
and now I'm like, okay, calm down for a second.
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Eddie has two kids, okay nine four, Which kids like soda?
The old one, the nine year old kid likes. He
likes his SODA's. He's liked him for a few years now,
and we've always told him no soda. But now he
enjoys going to the grocery store and picking out like
a two leader of soda once a month, and that's
his reward if he's behaved, if he's had good grades,
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no complaints from his teachers. Let's go to the grocery store,
pick out a soda pop so producer Eddie in his
nine year old we'll go to the grocery store and
pick out a two later or soda. Yeah, we've been
doing this for like three months now. So he's picked
Mountain Dew, he's picked regular coke, and this this month
he did dr Pepper cherry dr Pepper Amy your thoughts,
I think that sounds great. I know plenty of parents
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that that's not what I would use as a reward
with my kids. No, I mean I just would jump
on the bed with them, Eddie, how do you feel
about soda with kids? I don't. I know. I drank,
I was allowed to drink SODA's kid, and I was
hooked on diet cooked big diamond. I know how difficult
was me for me to break the habit, and I
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I don't. I don't want to put that on my kids.
So hopefully I can offer them some other options so
they don't have to quit it later in life, because
everyone says you should quit soda, right, Eddie, do you
drink soda? No? I don't. Okay, it makes you if
you if you're drinking a bunch of yeah, my, hey, Mike,
do you drinking soda? Okay? Alright, so mighty laws pounds.
But he started by quitting soda. Oh that's why I said, Yeah,
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were you were drinking soda and you were drinking how
much soda? At least a couple every day? So the
first thing you do was cut soda, right? And how
much weight did you drop just from soda? Just from soda?
He dropped thirty pounds, right? So you think by me
letting him have like a two liter a month, like,
is that a gateway to having to a day? Let
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me tell you how I feel, just in general, if
you can do something in moderation, fantastic. I don't think
there's anything wrong with giving him a two liter a month.
I don't and I don't drink soda, right, I don't
think it's good for you. But there's a lot of
things aren't good for you. Anything in moderation, it's okay, Okay,
so we just have to watch him was growing up.
It's ship if it's once a month, go for it.
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I drinking three later a day. By the way, I
don't go work out and drinking three later me too.
I didn't drink water ever. Growing up. All I drank
was a soda with my meal. I was so dumb.
I used think Sunny Delight with orange juice. That's good stuff. Yeah, Delight,
and take it because they're expensive. And so I take
my orange juice Sunny Delight, and I had an old bottle,
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and I will pour it into half, and I'd have
to then half bottles and Delight. Then I fill in
both up with the water and shake them. Then I
had two bottles of sunny Delight. Man. I was like
this on Chark Tank back then. Uh Eddie, I think
there's nothing wrong with moderation. Make sure that is. I
appreciate it. You're welcome. Hey, you know what, I'm so
good at parenting of ice. You don't have kids. Yeah.
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I followed this data site called fivety dot com and
they did a whole story on the most rewatchable movies
of all time, like if it comes on, you can
watch it again, and so here five, three, two, one,
Number five is gone with the wind, I've never seen it.
Number four is the Lord of the Rings series. I
watched it because everybody loved it. I really wasn't into it.
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Number three is The Sound of Music, Never seen it.
Number two is The Wizard of Oz Saw but I
was like two. And the number one is Star Wars.
What where like Pretty Woman hits, they do make the list.
Shawshank Redemption Redemptions at eight, for Scumps at eleven. Dirty
Dancing is at thirteen, so our movies start to hit
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a little later. Pretty Woman at sixteen. The Matrix is
at nineteen. But if there are movies on, like basically
any Will Smith movie, if it comes on, like I
always use Hitches my example. If Hitches on, it doesn't
matter where it is. If Office Spaces on, I can
watch that. If there's one more, yeah not, that's not
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for me. Okay, it's for me pretty much. I say,
any Reese Witherspon movie or Julia Roberts, I can sit
there and rewatch it over and over. If what's on,
can you rewatch it over and over? Launch any Denzel
Washington movie. I love them. Pick one. Remember the Titans
who They showed that one a lot of TV. Yeah tps,
Oh yeah, you'd be flipping through there. It is you
(54:06):
just start watching them man Sunshine, and you know, I mean,
it's just like, oh boy, it's such a good movie.
Oh mine's Field of Dreams. The Field of Dreams is on.
I'll watch it over and over. I don't ever see
that on. I don't either, but maybe we just don't
notice it because we don't care. Yeah, I've seen it,
I think too. It's a good one for sure, Raymond.
Anytime Titanic's on, I'm watching at least thirty minutes of it.
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That makes the list of number fourteen. Yea, the Avengers
makes the list at the very end of it. Number
twenty five about Devil worse product. No, but these are
our own. Our own is different too. If The Friends
is on the TV show, it doesn't matter where it
is and what an episode or when it is. You
can just sit and watch, and you can watch seven
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of them in a row, you know what I mean. So,
and I thought it was interesting. Um that is there
any Wilston movie I didn't like? I sort of think,
did you like Pursuit of Happiness? I loved it. I
don't ever it, um, but I did love it. Let
me sad though. Yeah, they were living in the bathroom.
I was reading this article about how women feel when
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they see a man cry. Now, I have trouble crying period. Yea,
even to myself, I have trouble letting that little wall down.
Does your husband cry in front of you? If he has,
it has been few and far between. And I actually
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like it. I like showing emotion and that it's okay
he's similar to you, like he doesn't. I don't think
you want people to even know that I'm saying he's
ever cried, Like I feel like I have to be
the strong one and he probably feel the same way
and he wants to be that. You're so correct in
saying that, but I think it's okay to like, if
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you're sad about something, you got to get it out.
They asked a bunch of women, and like women say,
when they see a guy cry, it just makes wanting
him big old hug, like the guy shouldn't freak out
making your thing. I don't feel like it makes me
seem weak. I just feel like I'm looked at as
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the leader and the strong one, and I gotta keep
it together for everybody. Everybody else can break, I'll be here. Yeah, Yeah,
I'm the opposite. But that's why we worked. So if
we build up here crying the whole thing, I'm like,
I'm weak. Take me, I'm crying, lunch Box, you and
your wife, she'll cry in front of me, no problem. Yeah,
(56:34):
but what about you in front of her? I cried
in front of her like when someone dies. That's about it. Yeah,
I mean there's nothing else to really to cry about. Wedding. Yes,
everybody saying he cried. I cried. I worste I did
not understand your voting system there because Lunchbox likeever and
(56:56):
it was awesome. Can you hit that fake news clip?
That was real? It was awesome guy, you guys are
making No, it was awesome. We were all like our
whole role. Okay, okay, you want to play this game.
You want to play this game, stop Bobby. I don't
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know if I want to do what I don't. Okay,
in LR, did I cry my wedding? I believe? So, yes,
there you go. I do I believe so hey there
said yes, I really believe you did. Okay, I am
my heart. I swear to you. I believe we saw tears.
I didn't see tears of too far away, but to
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hurt him choke up, but I felt like he cried
yes that in my heart, I can't, I just want
to can't. I just wanted to make sure you understood
what I was asking. And for new listeners, n l
R is like they're basically like it's a secret code
on how they know the other person is telling the
truth and nobody else know. What amazing that me and
(58:01):
my dude over there, Yeah, trying to figure it out,
like not lying really spry right now. It's funny how
long we hold onto things are. Producer Eddie has had
a credit card for fourteen years, the same credit card
you got new ones college. I have the same credit
(58:22):
card since college and I finally got a new credit
card that I've been waiting for. It's the Southwest credit
card fourteen years. Maybe kind of interest were you paying
on an old card? Really nothing, It was just kind
of it was really really low because I was I
had seniority for that card, and I feel like I
didn't really want to stop using it. But and it's
not like I just said I'm gonna like tear it
(58:43):
up and I've never used it again. I'm gonna keep it,
but I'm not using anymore, and me and my wife
decided that we're moving on to a dollar bill. Like
first dollar bill, you're making your business exactly so around
the room, what do you have did you still use
that You're like, you should probably give up? Like for me,
I have headphones that are all most twenty years old
and surgically we've kept them together with tape. I mean,
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at least once a year, Eddie and I go through
and rebuild them. I just will not let them go.
I've had them for almost twenty years and so, and
they don't even sound that good. I don't think it's
just the sound I'm comfortable with. So I've had these
headphones for almost twenty years. Amy, what have you had
for a long time? I have a pair of gap
boxers that are pink with blue polka dots dots that
(59:27):
I've had since probably my freshman year of high school
and then them and I still have them, which is amazing,
and I still wear them. And when I put them on,
I'm like, oh, why do I still? I mean, the
holes just keep getting bigger and bigger. But I'm like,
these are amazing and I don't ever want to get
rid of them. Lunch box I have a discovered card
from the year of nineteen, my freshman year of college.
(59:50):
And I also have a pair of jeans from the
Gap outlet the summer of two thousand with the seams
going down the front. Wearing them today, still in great shape,
still kicking it. Well, you have a pair of seventeen
year old jeans on today. Look at a medic scene
right now. Yeah, they're definite year old. They look they
look old like cool old. No, no, no, they don't
(01:00:12):
leaven look old. You just can tell from the style
that that's from like a long time ago. And you
can tell they were at the outlet because they sometimes
there's a factory like mistake. Malfunctor, you got the sewing
machinery pan y y yeah, Hey, good on you for
keeping them. Now, bocks, how often you wear them a week?
Two or three times a week? Wow? Look at this
(01:00:34):
guy over here. Nobody even notices it. Eric in Kansas, Yeah,
what up, buddy? Uh? Long time caller, first time listener. Wait,
that doesn't make sense, but I appreciate that, alright. What
you got for us? Yes? Some for us? Yeah. I
(01:00:54):
just dropped off my kid headed to work. Um, but
just wanted to ask you a question. I uh, kind
of developing this dad Bob that ed he's always talking
about it's easy to get and even easier to keep.
Um just one of those people that I've had a
high metabolism my whole life, so I don't I haven't
necessarily needed to work out, you know. And I used
(01:01:15):
to have apps when my fiance and I got together
and stuff like that, and she always said that looked good. Well,
now that I've developed a little more weight, she says
a lot, you know, when I had my shirt off
that you know, I like to wait, do you put
on or whatever? Well, I'm just wondering, you know, if
she really means that, or she's just saying that because
she loves me, you know what I mean, Like, should I,
(01:01:38):
you know, make a concerted effort to you know, maybe
drop some of the weight because she used to say
that she liked how I looked too, So which way
is it? Sure? Sure? Okay? Person right? Yeah, So she's
not going anywhere, So there's that that's a big factor
in the dail. You do have a wedding too, and
(01:02:00):
if she's preparing herself for pictures in a wedding, I
don't know if she is or not, then it's kind
of do you to also put in the work just
short term, right? Would you feel like that's fair to say? Yes?
I mean we just had a baby like four months ago,
so you know, okay, I do know. Okay, listen, I
(01:02:20):
would just go if she likes it, and she says
she likes it, I'm okay. I don't think women like it.
I think that they're My wife says the same thing.
I mean with him, he's speaking my language, because my
wife says, I like it when you put on a
little way. I like you a little song. Maybe she
just doesn't want you to have options. And so bottom line,
(01:02:43):
the worst you look, the less women are. I don't
think she's thinking that. But no, that's why I think
if that's it, because yes, we as married men, we
have the uh I guess, the luxury of really just
letting ourselves go a little bit and being okay with it,
because what are we gonna do we're married? Well, but
heaven forbid the girl or I'll go right. But also
(01:03:05):
I will say, she was complimenting you when you had
the abs, and she's complimenting you when you don't have
the abs. So it sounds to me like you have
someone pretty awesome that just loves you for who you are. However,
face you know what I mean. Okay, well be healthy,
take care of yourself. Yeah I hear, Yeah, I hear you.
I probably exercise anyway. I just, you know, don't want
(01:03:27):
her to feel like she has to pump me up
and things like that and not really mean it. I
think she probably is. I think she's just nice. It's
either she probably doesn't mean it or she wants you
to get bigger. So other women are like unnailing it.
That's real life America. Get out everywhere. Yeah, hey, Eric,
(01:03:48):
appreciate you all right, Bud, and so happy you guys.
Kid's been even just a few minutes with us today.
Thank you so much. I gotta go. Hopefully you guys
will be around. We'll be around. I'm around all day actually.
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everybody transmitting America. Good morning and welcome to Friday Show.
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Good Morning, Lunchbox, has the Morning Corny. A little later,
he spent last night looking for the perfect joke because
Amy lost it yesterday. Terrible in your opinion, that's right.
So Lunchbox has the Morning Corny Later on the Dance Parties.
You know, we talked about things sometimes that people will
get on the phone and just wait. And yesterday I
was telling the story about how I saw a mom
(01:33):
with her baby and she had to reach into her
grocery card and so she put her baby on the
hood of the car, reached in and then got baby
and everything was fine. But I was like, is that
a bad parenting move? And so Cindy is on and
Roger's Arkansas. We're talking about the baby on the hood. Cindy,
thank you for calling, Thanks for what's going on. Hey,
good morning, Good morning. What you heard the story? What
do you think about that? I think it's the dumbest
(01:53):
thing I've ever heard it. I mean, okay, you your head.
You do not put a baby on a car. Period. Yeah.
I felt like it was weird. But again, I don't
have kids, so who am I to judge? But you,
I assume you do have kids. I have two grown
kids and I have grandkids, so you are someone to judge.
(02:15):
So you say it's quite dumb, Yes, what if the
hood's flat. It doesn't matter because the hood it wasn't flat.
I was like that be gonna roll off there, and
it didn't roll off there. Thing is flat? Or not
leave the baby in the car seat to do whatever
it is you had to do, or you hold onto
the baby, you don't put it on the hood of
(02:36):
a car like that. What are you doing? You got today?
I'm on my way to work. Actually, yeah, what do
you do? What do you do for a living? Um?
I work for an appliance company under customer service representative.
I like that. You seem like a pretty friendly person,
like I would call you, treat me right, probably hooked
me up a discount if someone's broken, right, I absolutely
would for you. Bobby yea, what do you do like blenders?
(02:59):
I could use blender. No, we do big appliance as
you know, like refrigerators, does washers, dryers. Day. I'm good there,
but I'm gonna hey favor number some breaks down. Ray
All right now, I'm just planning gonna call you home.
But I appreciate you call. I appreciate you, thank you
very much. Appreciate all right, Cindy, thank you recognizing people
(03:20):
doing cool things. This BOSU Body Bar restaurant. They found
a way around the rule that you can't feed the
homeless with the leftovers, because the rule as you can't
just take food at the end of the night and
go okay, anybody come get the free food. And so
what happens is when the ships are over, employees take
out these brown paper bags of food that's given to
(03:40):
them and they leave them on the street for homeless
people in need. They say, quote, when we close the
doors for the day, we promised to leave bags of
food outside. They're not breaking the law. They're not passing
it out. The employees get free food, and so what
they choose to do with it is they put in
the bag and they leave it out there for people
who need it. Genius. It's a good way to work
around the system. Right there, I see you blowing out
(04:03):
birthday candles lead to a fifteen h increase in bacteria
on cake. Now I only read this because holy calve,
I've been saying this for about year all my life.
There's no chance I ate a birthday cake with some
one blows on it. I mean, but surely in your
life you have and you've been fine. I'll watch no, no, no, no,
because you're telling me somewhere in your life you've never
(04:25):
had a birthday cake or someone blondet candles, not that
I watched it. No, never have I watched someone spit
into a cake and ate it. I don't mind. I
won't in it they're passing. If they're passing it out,
I'll go for a part. I don't think that it's
like touched on the very very side. It's gone everywhere.
Bobby's like digging under the bottom of the cake. Like.
But the thing is, I've been saying this forever. Half
(04:48):
think about a six year old and when he just
exactly candles, do you think you would spit I don't
think you would. I think it nat is out. You're
still blowing things like it's still a new study at
a Clemson says that it's a and sometimes like if
(05:09):
it really goes crazy, it's percent increase. That's pretty cool.
You're pretty much as eating their tongue like on their birthday.
Right here, you have some cake and some tongue. How
are you feeling about this? Would you want your husband
to wear some sort of engagement ring, because it's customary
for women to totally would you want him to be
claimed and wear an engagement ring. So if he's proposing
(05:31):
to me, then I have to go out and get
him an engagement ring afterwards. If you're engaged, do you
both wear an engagement ring. I'm fine with just me
wearing it. He doesn't need to wear it. He doesn't
need I don't need him to wear it to know
that he's my fiancee, you know. And then people are
gonna be like, I'm just picturing my husband handling this.
(05:53):
They'll be like, oh, so you're married. No, I'm just engaged.
Like he would not even not wear a ring for
that honor. Yeah, absolutely, Well you think you wear one?
Absolutely not. I've been engaged for about a year and
a half and I'm getting married next Saturday, and uh,
I think it's absolutely dumb to wear one. So you
were not wearing again if you're you know, fiance said,
(06:14):
I would likely to wear an engagement right because I'm
wearing one. Of Like, if you also wear one to
show that you're engaged, you would say no, absolutely not.
Would you dig in and say, because you're saying absolutely
what if it was really important to her, Well, I
think I would have a heart to heart with her
and to say, Uh, you know, I don't really think
I can do this because I'm not married, you know,
and nothing's going on my hand until we're married. So
(06:37):
uh but my uh, my sister actually got married a
few months ago would her fiancee war one, and I
gave him a pretty hard time about it. No way
sounds so I'm pretty sure he just still didn't like
me to this day. Connor, appreciate you, buddy, all right,
thank you for let's cover to married. It's married, uth
(06:58):
to see the rapids. Hey, Bobby, what do you think
about this? Would you want your man to wear an
engagement ring too? No? Not really? My now husband we
just got married a month ago. Um, we had a
long engagement for two years, and since we've been married,
he's been hit on more times than when we were engaged. Okay,
so you're saying the ring brings on the hits, and
(07:20):
if you're not married, the hits get equal. Not getting married. Oh,
the ladies love him, now keep him off him. Mary.
Let me ask you a question. Do you like the
dad bod or the fit bod? I like the fit bod,
but I don't think my husband knows that because he's
starting to go straight to dad body mode. That's kind
of what I think most people, they don't want to
(07:41):
say it. Eddie is just convinced that women love Chubb. No,
the world is changing, they love Chub. She's like, if
they get to choose, they would choose Chubb over ads
totally in your mind, yes, not about his heart all
that's outs not tightness. And you don't think that in
the new with you. No, no, no, it's just the world. Okay,
(08:03):
get your show time for positivity here on Friday. It's
all about the good news, all right, good news, Amy,
tell me something good. I love these stories about professors
supporting your students that also happened to be moms or
even single moms. Which there's a professor at Texas A
and M and the student emailed and like, hey, don't
(08:26):
have a babysitter, not gonna be able to make it
to class today. And he was like, no, no, you're
making to class, bring your baby and so he basically
watched over the baby during class. I think he has
probably had a babysit or if they might go to
class and like, no, she was. She posted about it
because she was super grateful. She's someone that wanted to
get her education and I'm her kidding. Yeah, I know,
(08:47):
shout out. Plus, I went to Texas and m whoop,
Dr Henry Mussama. I'm sure you nailed that. Yeah, Na,
Dr Henry Mussuma, go on, Wow, shout out to me
and nailing my name. Fifty kids in Brooklyn got the
surprise of a lifetime when they show up for the
first day of school and there was brand new bicycles
(09:10):
waiting for them. Wow. Schwin and Mongoose they have a
little charity organization and they donated the fifty bikes. That
way the kids would have a way to get to
and from school. And they put little bells ding ding dingo.
Do you guys know Schwins from Bozo? No, you going
a new Schwin bicycle if you get the six cup? Yeah,
and you would do the cup. You told the ball
(09:32):
in the cup and if you made it to six,
you want fifty dollars in a new schwe bicycle. I
wonder if any of the farst know you know what
I'm talking about watching Bozo Nah whatever. So how about
this These identical twin sisters, they have babies four hours apart.
They were pregnant at the same time, they learned their
due dates were actually thirteen days apart, and they were like,
(09:52):
what if we are babies are like close together because
again they were close sisters at then what if my
kids grow up together? And so they're planning to have
their babies different hospitals. But when one of their due
dates came and went, she was induced and her other
sister do they happen if she was having her baby
for real? And so they had the babies and they're
in two rooms right next each other. Crazy, Huh. That's
(10:14):
definition right there of twins like doing everything the same,
which is weird that raise a twin because like they
don't do anything Raymond or producer. Yeah, I don't even
know if he knows the brother. We talked maybe twice
a year, twin, But sometimes do you feel like if
he's going through something, do you feel something because he's
your twin? Nothing? Who do you feel closer to, like
(10:35):
Eddie or your brother Eddie? I talked to Eddie every
single day, But I'm talking about together in your heart.
I mean, I haven't been with my brother in the
same room in fifteen years. I mean, he's just a
guy I talked to on the phone Twin Brother twin
al Luchbox has the story, but we're gonna play. Is
(10:58):
it fake news? Congrats to ten year old Vanessa Bruxton
on making it into the Guinness Book of World Records.
She is from Alabama, ten years old and she became
the youngest woman ever to get her pilot's license. She's
been flying since the age of seven with her dad. Okay,
so you have a ten year old with a pilot's license.
Fake news? I think it's real. Really, you can have
(11:21):
a pilot license at ten. She can only fly certain planes. Now,
now he's getting so specific that I feel like you've
been messing with this. I don't care what you're flying
is you're flying a drone because that's about all you
can fly. So you're going fake news. I just do
not see how a ten year old could have a
pilot's license. I think a ten year old can get
a black belt and a pilots I'm going to really,
(11:43):
I'm going real new lunch, real, what is it? Opened
up the Guinness Book of World Records. You will not see, Vanessa.
It's fake. You got me game. You're a Corney Kardashian
or a lot of like yeah, she's yeah, a little
(12:05):
wacko with her food stuff and things around the house.
I know, I know this about her. She doesn't have
a microwave. She swears against them. She's like cute, She's like,
no microwave. But they've proven that microwaves don't do anything
bad day, and I don't believe them. I know. It's
like Dr Oz and Harvard and people that we like.
I also do like to credit for things, but not this.
(12:28):
And you don't think you'll get any sort of heating
device when your kids move in? No? No, I mean
I have an oven and I have a stove top.
Doesn't tris me get so annoyed every time you have
to warm something up. They have to put it in
the he has to put it like for his coffee,
he has to put it, pour it from the cup
into a pot, turn the stove on, heat it up,
and then pour back into a cup. It's really he's
used to it, honestly, because we have out a microwave
(12:49):
for a while. But it's when we have guests there
they want to they're just used to. Like my sister,
she's like what and then she's got her four kids
and she was like she sells me the same thing.
All this is going to change when the kids come,
and I'm like, no, it's not, which just makes me,
may it not want to change? When people tell me that,
I'm like, okay, fine, I'll show you. Are you sure
your husband doesn't have a microwave like back in another
(13:11):
part of the house we don't know about, like a
secret closet that would be hilarious if we did, that
would be funny. I don't know, I haven't found it.
You'd be in trouble though. Isn't there some sort of
things that you don't feel like radioactive you could use.
I just feel like when these kids coming to spend
all your time putting stuff in the oven, they'd be like,
feed me. Do you ever use a toaster for like toast? Yeah,
(13:33):
but so you plug it into the heat me using
my curling It's different. It's different. Yeah, y'all are trying
to tell me mIRC wave is the same as a toaster.
I'm trying to say, you don't really know about any
of them. I'm trying to say, use a cell phone
to get to your head, and I should not not
thinking about getting rid of it. Now this story comes
(13:57):
to us from Florida. A year old went to her
ex boyfriend's house because she wanted her teddy Bear back.
She knocks on the door and says, I want my
teddy Bear. You have an inside? He says no, She
goes okay, he closes the door. She lights the house
on fire. What how she poured him? Oh my goodness,
he got out, but the house did the teddy Bear?
(14:19):
Make it? Teddy Bear complete loss. I can't believe she
burned his house. There was more to it than the
teddy Bear, right, we all agreed that there's more to
it than just a teddy Bear. I don't know. Sometimes
women come on more than teddy Bear. That lunchbox, that's
your bone head story of the day. We're gonna need
some collars to give us some advice here. And he
(14:42):
was a target yesterday. And you see a kid that's
going crazy, right, screaming bloody murder. He wanted like a
specific toy or something. And the mom was like, no,
I mean that's not we're here for. You're not going
to get it. And I feel like if she would
have just gone to kind of ended everything saying that
I that was the right thing. It was so loud
(15:03):
and I was so loud. I was about to be like, look,
I'm just gonna go by, but obviously, yeah, it's appear.
And sometimes you just have to like Stan Firman, I
know that my day is coming with that where I'm
going to have to just be like, no, you cannot
have that, and my child is gonna be screaming, and
I'm trying to run errands in public and it's gonna
be embarrassing and I'm just gonna have to move forward
like nothing's happening because I got to get out of there,
and I don't know how to parents do it. Like,
(15:25):
let's some advice. Like this woman, my heart went out
to her. Amy's a target and she's a five year
old boy or girl boy throwing a fit because the
mom won't get him the toy. And so she's like,
what do I do? Amy's got two kids coming the drop,
Please to give us some advice. So my advice on
(15:47):
this is, I have a two year old, and you
have to decide do you want your child to kind
of be a jerk in that moment and throw a
fit or do you want to raise an adult. It
throws fits because they want people to give into him.
So it's short term pain for long term success. Isn't
that all life is? Man, It's a lot of short
(16:07):
term pain sometimes long term pain. They'll be honest with you,
but that's so that's what I think. You have to
decide do you want because then when you're give him
that one time, well then they know, hey, I can
have it. Yah. I feel like I have to do
that with lunchbox sometimes. What Yeah, what do you mean
by that? Because if I give him something like that,
(16:28):
like every once in a while, like he had to
curse a minute ago, now he's gonna think all the time.
So true because now because he wants to do it again,
He's like, can occurs on all my jokes And I'm like, no,
that was the thing you know you're saying, get yeah, Hey,
Nicole and Richmond, Virginia, good morning, good morning, Thank you
for calling. What do you think about this? Um? I
(16:51):
give in and I'm not proud of it. But Walgreen's
three year old screaming. You know, you have a cartful
of stuff you have to get and you buy the
Ninja Turtle beanie hat with a little pumping ears on
the side that flap and it makes it all go
away out of it. But it's solved it. So what
(17:12):
do you think Amy is gonna do? Oh? God, I
love Amy. Um, that's a preface for something. By the way,
go ahead. UM. I see at first you'll probably give in,
just because you know first time mom, I and I
think it's okay, like you know, you've got to figure
out out of the waters. And then you'll know as
(17:36):
they get older, like okay, we'll know when you say no,
it's it's no, like we're not getting this and that's it. Um.
But I think at first, yeah, will be sometimes to
give it and that's okay. Nicole, thank you for I
appreciate you. Appreciate you. Let's go over to Leslie and Florida. Leslie,
thank you for calling. You have a five year old?
I do. I have a five year old daughter, and
(17:57):
anytime we go to the store, especially Target, actually that's
her place, and she will ask for a toy and
I tell her no, and when she doesn't get her way,
she just sits in the cart with a look on
her face and her arms folded like a spoiled brat,
which makes no sense because she has not ever been
an entitled child. So I don't know where she gets
(18:20):
it from, but she does not get her way, and
she knows not to throw a fit in public, or
I will take her outside and spank her. But what's
your advice to Amy, who's about to be a new
mom um? If they Amy, I would say, if you know,
if the child has done something um good, like you know,
(18:42):
if you have a chore list or something, get them
the toy as an you know, a reward instead of
money or um. But if they're throwing a fit just
because they want something UM, that's not the way to
act about it. They have to earn it. Bam. Yeah,
I know you think I have no backbone. That's what
(19:06):
you're saying to them. I think it will. See it's
gonna be hard. Someone tells Amy, hey, in your neighborhood,
lock your doors because people are walking around checking locks,
and if your doors open, they're stealing stuff. So I'm like, hey,
(19:26):
lock your doors because a little bit that's on you
if somebody puts into your car. That's why locks exists,
because people will steal stuff. Someone broken a lunch boxes
car legitimately in front of my house, in front of
my house unlocked. I came out and I come around
to the driver's side and I look and I'm like,
(19:46):
why is there stuff strown all on my driver's side seat?
Isn't it confusing at first because I think the house
broken into and it's like, wait, did I do Did
you think you did it? Ferent thing? I was like,
when was I you know, why did I leave all
that stuff just sitting on the seat. And then it
hit me. I was like, someone broke into my car.
Someone broke into my car. And I'm like, and I
(20:07):
opened the I grabbed the door handle, and I'm like,
it's unlocked. No, you live in the same neighborhood as
I know. I understand that I always locked my door.
I don't know what happened. I don't know how I forgot,
but yeah, they jacked my money. Look, everything just thrown everywhere. No,
that looks like your car. They dumped everything out and
(20:33):
they took they took like all the change of the
console and there was a few dollar bills in there
and they took those. They take any important No, that's it.
They take anything with your idea and it take it.
You didn't take anything else. All it took was the money.
They I mean, I had a bowling ball in the
back seat. They didn't take that. I had some some
jeans and some sweatshirts, didn't take that. I'm glad nothing
(20:56):
was taken it was important or that they could steal
your identity from because again, this is a lesson. Alright,
lock your car doors, because it's not people busting windows.
It's people just taking the easiest thing available. And so actually,
I'm kind of happy that it happened because you learned
a lesson and nothing bad happened to you. I understand that.
But if they're going to break into my car, I'd
rather than do them that way then break my window.
(21:18):
But there was gift cards in there. Didn't take them,
so they're idiots that they were probably working quick too.
Oh yeah, because there and they left to trail evidence.
As they went down the street. There was a phone
charger laying in the street. There was and led her
his neighbor's house. It was all kinds of stuff right
to the front door. I hate that happen because a
little bit doesn't make you feel like like weirdly vulnerable. Yes,
(21:39):
and I felt like taking advantage of And I'm like,
what were my dogs doing? Where don't you barking, like,
come on, it was you know, it just sounds like
a normal car door open. Yet somebody just opened your
car door and got in it. But again, just to listeners,
lock your doors. And I grew up in a place
where we never locked our front doors. We didn't have to,
and we lock our car doors. But now times are different.
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It's not the good old days anymore. So. The past
year I spent on the road crafting my comedian skills.
For years, I've been doing stand up, but I've really
focused on it and we have a special we're doing.
Like I've spent a lot of time just working jokes
and failing and hitting and you know, it's a process.
But then I don't know, you could just be a
comedian so easily like this guy. Police say they arrested
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a man who robbed a bank, strip naked and ran
down the street because he wanted to start his commit
as a comedian. According the FBI, the man decided to
take off all his clothes and going to rob the
bank as a bit because hearted at yeah, he wanted
to be a comedian and he thought that that would
be the best way to do it. Were a white
male is running around naked throwing money. The die pack
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explodes and cops say, this guy takes off his clothes,
running down lost souls and just throwing money everywhere. And
they kind of took me a second hour. Was on
the phone. I had to put it down, and this
lady passed me and I asked her. I was like,
was he naked? She's like, yeah, he was naked. It's like, wow,
I'm surprised. Don't want to tackle him or anything. It
was to be a comedian and so well, no more
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on the road for me. You start doing that, but
we have to see the video, right, Like, surely there's
a video of this. You don't do this unless there's
a video of it. Yesterday's show, I said, hey, give
me the first word to friends in all places, and Amy,
you said it was blame blame right, blame it all
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on my roots. Same, it all on my roots. Okay,
So I'll say, here's the song and give me the
very first word. Okay, like ds and a's and ends
don't matter as much. Okay, So uh go to you,
miss Amy. Are you ready? Luke Combs? When it rains,
it pours, what's the first word and it rains? Oh? No,
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you're gonna have pledged yourself in hand because it's a
constant joke. Three, Oh to time, Eddie, what is it Sunday?
He scared us. He scared us because he's saying so loud.
He's so good, but he's so intense and so loud.
Were all too kind of Amy's been a lemon hit
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that clip right first there it is. Oh yeah, you
get the biggest song in the past five years. Body
like a back Road the first word. Okay, first word,
body like a back road? Oh girl, let me see
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go ahead. Three? Rubbing my hands on your shoulders? All right?
What is it? Ray from the yeah outside? Come on,
I should have known that. Yeah, it was almost rubbing
my hands on his shoulders. But I'm close Eddie for
the wind? All right, come on, John party, dirt on
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my boots. What's what's the first word to this song? Okay, alright, alright, alright,
Oh something about the sun? Okay, hold on, hold on
um um hotter than a hotter hotter, he says, it's hotter.
Hit it right? Who, No, you weren't. Can you do
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carry underwood? Before he cheats the first word, it's good
about to do the first word of the chorus. You
gotta turn that down because the mess with their heads
before he cheats. Okay, you can do this, he no,
right now, dancing with the beach blonchee. What hey, Eddie, Okay,
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I'm gonna give you the one you'll get ready, Jake
Owen Barefoot, Blue Gene Night. What's the first word? H
jac Oen, Barefoot, Blue Gene Night. Amy's got it? Blonde hair? No, Amy,
what is it? Yeah? The way there it is. You're
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not even close, just wasting it all. Yeah, but he
at least no songs, he said, blonde hair, not even
another verse? Okay, lunchbox, how about this one? Yes, thank you,
Sam hap body like a back road. You just man,
just go from the south side. Okay, don't no, I
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never said gods don't count. No, I didn't. That's it whatever.
Not playing the hook really helps. When he plays, that
really slows me off. Shot, lunch box, And do you
know what somebody says, Oh man, that's my worst nightmare?
Oh yeah, yeah, I was thinking of mine. We'll go
around the room like, what's your worst nightmare? Mine is
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being stuck in traffic and I'm late to a meeting
and I can do nothing. About it. That's your I'm
on time everywhere all the time, and if it's like
a big meeting or like I have to go and
that's my worst nightmare is being helpless, like I can't
even jump out of my car and run. It's my
worst nightmare, not being able to get somewhere on time.
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Worst nightmare mine is a spider calling into my ear
and patching a bunch of baby spiders and then them
coming out. Really is, It's my worst nightmare. It could happen, though,
happens to people all the time I see on the internet. Yeah,
fake news, lunch My biggest fear is just coming upon
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a snake when I don't expect it and it's just
lying in wait and there I am and I trapped
and it's just me and the snake and I can't
do anything. Or if I like getting bed and it's
under my sheets, just anywhere. I have all the time
about what if I go around the corner and there's
a snake or I'm walking the dog mowing the grass
and here I'm the snake. Oh, so I don't want
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to be late. Emmy doesn't want spiders, and Lunchbox doesn't
want snakes. Eddie, what is your worst nightmare? Producer? Ready,
mine is a home invasion with maybe like I'm napping
or something and I wake up in some ways in
my house, like stealing my stuff. I wouldn't know what
to do. Oh that's so scary to me. Well what
do you do? Well? I have baseball bats now, so
I'd grab my baseball bat and the kids were on
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I grab, tell them to grab theirs, and we smack
them hard. Stuff back. There's all of our worst nightmare.
Ray wait, your worst nightmare sleeping in man and missing
part of the show being late. Yeah, that one I
can understand. This is the scariest mine. Sure, Yeah, let's
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go everybody. Look mind all right? You good? I just
wood myself and I'm like, well is that legal for
me to do that? All right? Look, let's talk about
this record, the Anticipation. I got a bunch of songs
up here, which one is like You're your pride and joy? Man.
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I think from top to bottom, the best song on
the album is uh, most people are good? Give me
another one, you know. Another one is the title track,
what makes You Country? I mean it tells it tells
such a great story of man, I'm so tired. There
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you go, there it is. I'm so tired of people
trying to pigeonhole and put a label on what country
truly is. And this tells the world that countries many things.
Let me hear this. I got my jack when I
let's play on the cap track, holding back in boats, fishing,
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limb line, running bird talks through the George and my
step side, cover down a peanut dust and try and
not spotlighting that with us. It might not a venue,
but I can't just just be proud of what makes
the country. Everybody's Oh yeah, I'm kicking my tail out.
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I ain't heard on the radio yet, so it's like
I got the sizzle on it. He doesn't run and
your blood didn't come from your daddy and mama. Sing
with the art where you converted by an How about
a song on the radio that feels so round? Did
you lock eyes with a little green eyed girl from Jackson?
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Tell me we'll cat you. I just got to know.
Hold on me, I got my Sundale learning in a
level church. Hold over there, waiting for the fall to
finally call a law on so I can grab my
gun and get my outside on the step side there
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any tricks on my old boards, guys, not a bunch
of tuning and artistn't here to sing along with. That's
the best thing to have you sing along with you.
That's fun. How about this one right here? I like
this one too. More trunk, Yes, it's kid more goals, Yes,
and you treat more green grass grows and green on dog,
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more babies readis and raising head on more get back up.
Sometimes you feel well, I don't know at all, but
I know how it feels to be the guy just
trying to come back from behind, just trying to win life.
As you go to one man, it's good, Like it's
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so fun hearing I'm on the radio rather than you know,
your tires rumbling on a on a truck and going
down to honking interstate. You know what makes your country's
the name of the record, the name of the song
we played. How would you have to worry about anybody
leaking the stuff out? Yeah, I guess you always do.
But it's so funny man, that you know they I
don't even know what watermark means, but everybody says, oh,
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it's watermarked, which means that there's a code with it
or something. But it is what it is. Man. I mean,
I don't know if we'll ever get out in front
of the stuff getting leaked out. But at the end
of the day, as long as as long as there's
an urgent seat for people to get it, that's what
I hope is going on with my album. So how
about this right here? Sun Rise Sun Sun repeat this maybe? Uh?
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I feel like it's just rise and sun Sun sid
repeat Sunrise, a crowd and going right there and shute
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that repeat. Man, that's so big the song almost needs
to be named repeat. But do you pick your crowds
when you record songs? One million percent? Do you what
would you ask him? Picked your crowd to be so
fun to imagine what they're gonna do, and then your
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imagination of it is what they're doing. So it's pretty cool.
Light would light it up? You know, you felt like
some people would start lightening up their cell phones and
it would be a pretty cool moment and they do.
Oh yeah, check most record. Forget this may have been
a long time you put a record on, man, Dude,
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Like sizzling in these headphones is like firing me up?
Do you know? Every much like you forget? Why you
do this? Because you damn get excited in the moment.
Do you know every word every song on a new record?
You know? The only one Inking Again is the only
one that I probably couldn't perform live right now because
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it'll cross you up. And but that, but that's the
only one. But yeah, I should know them all? Could you?
Could you do Land of a Million Songs live? Yes?
Something different? Able to sing? Understand it? How long would
you write this song? I think this spring, I tell
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you it went down. So me and my producers, Jeff
and Jody Stephens wrote it. And sometimes you're in the
trenches writing and that writing session sends your head down
another another path. And I went to go get coffee.
We were at my my songwriting room at the house,
and I come back in and I said, boys, I
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just had a song idea. And I don't even know
where it came from, but I said, Land of a
Million Songs, Nashville is the land of a million songs,
and we need to write about how hard it is
to make it in the Land of a million songs.
And Jeff and I never will forget we wrote it.
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And then I'm laying in the bed um one morning,
um getting my whole sleeping in because I was probably
coming off the road and I'm sitting there listening and
I see the email of the demo come up on it,
and I laid in the bed and just started doing
tearing up and crying and called Jeff and I was like, man,
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this is one of the best things we've ever been
a part of. So when you can do that and
it's fun stuff, fun fun stuff. I got my junk.
I'm making to see again. Thank you. Lookey Fishing Life.
Running Bird talks through the chorge of All right, your
(35:53):
favorite Christmas song? You gotta pick one, Amy, your favorite
Christmas song? Mariah carry all I want Christmas is you? Yeah? Man,
that does make it feel like Christmas hearing. Yeah, good one. Okay,
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what's yours? From the Santa Claus from Home Alone? The
Drifter is White Christmas? Yeah, bo boto, good one. I
always like this one. I dream Christmas just like I
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used to know. And that's a chance like it' hi slave,
take a hide dreaming man. That's a good one. Eddie. Oh,
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I'm the same thing, White Christmas, but being Crosby version, No,
I think that a World War two? All right, everybody,
all you guys, I see he's fighting the good fights.
Is this for you? Come back home safely? Do the
fire crackling like he's trying to convince us. Do you
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hear what I'm selling it? I'm playing this in my mind.
That's good by on a little like you guys want
a crazy house party like it's Christmas. That's how I
do it. I go hard, lunchbox, Santa Claus is coming
to town. Jackson five hit it. Oh, this is kind
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of out of nowhere. A good one, hey, Morgan number two?
Do you have one? You're like twelve? What is your
Is it like? It's a nile horrending one direction? You know?
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It's a drummer boy by Pinatonics, A little drum rumber
by the Big Win, A little one, little one, little
little drum one for the wild me They do some
cool stuff. Yeah, new Doocyper. We could do that though,
Amy me with something Christmas good? Would you watch? Do
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I do the beat? Whatever you want? You just started?
Cheppo Do Do? Dreaming is by Voo Doo Christmas just
life ones. I usually know the same, all right. So
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Amy was booking a reservation because she's taking her husband
out have a special night yeah, well, let's and some friends,
so kind of a nicer restaurant, special occasion, friends flying
into town, whatnot. So I thought, hey, we're going to
kind of go to one of the restaurants with like,
you know, three dollar signs next to it, Like you
know when you go to Yelp, it's like one dollar sign,
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two dollar signs, three dollar signs. Let'sone have three dollar signs.
I'm like, okay, you know. Uh. Then also I noticed
when I'm booking the reservation online it says that no
cell phones are allowed in the dining room. That's cool, awesome.
They don't even have one of those cute little box.
It's not about being trendy and having one of those
little boxes that you put your cell phone into. It's
just like I think they've they've been this way for
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a while. It's just their thing, Like it's a nice restaurant.
They don't want you to have your cell phone out
terrible Yeah. Yeah. And then if it is such cool food,
like don't they want people instagramming it? They obviously don't.
They don't need it so good, it's so good. Can
you not take a group picture together at your table?
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Because they say no, question good question. They didn't say
no cameras. So do you leave your cell phones in
the car? Interesting? Yeah, what what do you think we
should do? Test it? See what they do when they
when you have your phone? Yeah, walk into like here
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we are, like you're shooting it, like an instant story.
We're here. Yeah. I don't know. I've just never seen
that advertise as like a thing like I don't like
the phones are bad on all the phones aren't bad,
phones are great. I mean I think this I'm not joking.
This is kind of place where I think this role
was implemented, even with like Zach Morris phones like like
the big ones, like the flip phones. I don't think
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it has anything to do with like technology and smartphones
and people having face to face conversation. It's just an
old school rule. I guess. Well, if I can't tweet,
I can't eat. Talk to my book editor last night,
my second book. She did tell me it's probably not
getting suck. That was it words. So that's good. Yeah,
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she goes, I don't think this book is gonna say
I was worried. I was really worried about that. That's
long talking about that work on the second one, can't wait?
Why do I Why do I have LB with the
eighth grader written down? Oh I have a clip. This
eighth grader was singing, okay, good because I have no
idea why I wrote down lunch boxes with an eighth grader. Okay,
so it's a clip and she wants to be her singer.
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Dad was one of those dads like, oh, my daughter
is really good, and so I just recorded her and
I wanted to bring it in and get your opinion,
like keep chasing the dream or time to give up? Okay?
So you were doing hard rock cafe karaoke. Yeah, it's
where a live band plays and people get up and sing.
You just wanted her house was at her house and
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she was an eighth grade girl and she's like, I
want to be a singer. And her dad was telling
me how good she is and that was her dream.
And I was like, okay, well we'll tell you if
you need to quit or keep dreaming. All right, here
we go. Here is the eighth grader and the lunchbox
brought in. Here you go, all right, what do you
(42:54):
think lunchbox? I'm one of those people that always tell
those dads that they're crazy. This girl's got some talent.
She needs to keep dreaming. She's got it, like in
eighth grade, and she has that much control over her voice.
She sounded like a grown up. Like that's good in
my opinion, And I mean usually I think the kids
usually are really terrible and parents are just nice to him.
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I think that kid was good. Yeah, yeah, that's not
I thought she was. I think she keep dreaming anyway.
I thought she was good. Man. I was like, whoa.
I think someone would say, I don't think she's ready
right now. But yeah, but they're eighth graders who can
sing like and have record deals. But I would I
don't think she's ready right now, but she is good. Yeah.
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Usually when they say oh, I'm really good, the dad
talks about how good there, and then they get up
there and they're like, keep you down. It's like, whoa
does anyone ever sounded like that? That bad? And eighth graders?
How old? Fourteen? Yeah, there are pop stars that are
that young. I guess, so where is a lot older? Now?
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Jennifer Garner had anesthesia from the dentist. Did you see that? Yeah?
They did the sad part of him Milton and I
started crying. I couldn't stop. They said, are you okay?
And I said, it's so beautiful. It's so beautiful. I
listen to this song. It was so beautiful, that musical.
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So I told them about it. They have to see it.
That's never not funny, laughing gas and their mouth is
all like because they can't feel it. It's never not funny. Show.
Let's go. The farther people live from work, the less
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happy they are. So short commutes, happier job. What's your commute?
Seven minutes, let's box eleven minutes. Let you guys have
next to each other. But he's a few stop signs back, yeah,
and you gotta come to a complete stop. And every
time that adds thirty seconds. I'm about six minutes. But
to be fair, we do drive when there's no one
on the road because we wake up so early. Like
no one on the road. You ever have a long
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time when we can meet it? Oh? Yeah? Before my job,
before this, when I was in sales, I was in
the car for over an hour on my way to
work and home, and sometimes if there was a bad accident,
making an hour and a half. Did you just hate
that so much? Oh? It was brutal. I would see.
I would I would think all the time. If I
just lived right by work, I could sleep thirty minutes longer,
or I could do this in the morning. I could
do that, but I would just be sitting in my car.
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Shout out to everybody right now sitting in their cars,
sitting in their car in the middle of traffic, because
we do You wind about having to wake up at
three four in the morning, but we don't have to
sit in traffic. That is true. So there's that. Doctors
are talking about this woman who sweats blood. Yeah, let
me ask you know, it's real. It's real. We can't
(45:58):
start questioning everything is fake news. By the way, this
is not what this is. This pair of doctors. They
have this woman who was hospitalized with a condition where
she sweats blood from her face and her hands, sometimes
five minutes at a time. Yeah, anytime she's in physical activity,
it starts to happen. Here's a question. You're single, you
meet her, you hit it off, you think she's hot,
(46:20):
she starts sweating blood. What it is that deal breaker?
I am out of five thousand. There is no chance
I could date her after that. The first time I
saw it, I'd be like is that always gonna happen? Well,
it's not you, it's me, and I'm moving on. You're out.
I'm out. What about you, Bobby? You just depends how
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much we hit it off. Like like anything else, we're
gonna say how much blood. Well I don't think it's
like gushing, but it's like it's just like what comes
out of your pores. It would look like red for her.
So lunch Box has been married for how long? No?
A little over two years? About two years and five months. Yeah,
(47:04):
how's it been going you think? I mean, I think
it's been going great. We've been crushing it at life. Yeah,
married life. So if you were giving a report card,
I would say a solid, solid B minus W. That's
not crushing it. That's probably making the honor roll. I
didn't make honor roll that much, so I don't really know,
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but be minus is pretty good. Whenever I gotta be
minus on my report card, I thought I was doing
pretty well relative. Why not A Like? What's missing? I
mean there's just certain things. I mean we don't nail everything.
I mean there's sometimes we mess up and we're not perfect.
We're getting better, and we don't do things together all
the time, and you're just saying words like I'm saying
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like it's not an A plus, like I mean we
get along great, what would what? What does she need
to change to get it to an A Oh she
needs to be nicer to me? Yeah, yeah, more understanding maybe?
So why don't there are things that happened like, for example,
lunchboxes wife was on TV. Ohh she yeah, because of
her job, and she's out talking about her new job.
She's literally on the news. He says, nothing about it
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to us? Why what do you mean? Why would you
talk about her with us like that's a running a
company and like talking about it on the news like
proud husbands. And he says, I hadn't. I haven't told
to me. I wouldn't know, No way, I don't understand
what I was supposed to say, Like coming, hey, guys,
my wife was on the news last night. In the audio,
I felt like, I'm sure you recorded it. I did
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record it. She was on the news multiple times, she's
on the radio all the time. I mean, you want
me to bring clips of her on the road? Are
you proud of her? That's great? Here's the things you're
not on the news now, here's the thing. She gets
real nervous and she doesn't feel comfortable, and so she's
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kind of like, she's probably better than you take your job,
because why don't gonna let her feeling for Amy? If
Amy goes a Haiti, that's a great idea. Yeah, let's
do it. There is no way my wife would fill
in on the radio. I guarantee she would should be too.
I'll ask her. Oh yeah, you'll ask her about your
go before record. You better say no, she would get
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too nervous here with a superstar. You need to bring
some recording of her on TV. Okay, we should talk
about this because Eddie lets his kids drink soda. Yeah,
it's kind of like a reward system. Amy's already shaming
you shamed me for letting my kids jump on the bed,
and now I'm like, okay, calm down for a second.
(49:40):
Eddie has two kids, okay nine four, Which kids like soda?
The old one, the nine year old kid likes. He
likes his SODA's. He's liked him for a few years now,
and we've always told him no soda. But now he
enjoys going to the grocery store and picking out like
a two leader of soda once a month, and that's
his reward if he's behaved, if he's had good grades,
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no complaints from his teachers. Let's go to the grocery store,
pick out a soda pop so producer Eddie in his
nine year old we'll go to the grocery store and
pick out a two later or soda. Yeah, we've been
doing this for like three months now. So he's picked
Mountain Dew, he's picked regular coke, and this this month
he did dr Pepper cherry dr Pepper Amy your thoughts,
I think that sounds great. I know plenty of parents
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that that's not what I would use as a reward
with my kids. No, I mean I just would jump
on the bed with them, Eddie, how do you feel
about soda with kids? I don't. I know. I drank,
I was allowed to drink SODA's kid, and I was
hooked on diet cooked big diamond. I know how difficult
was me for me to break the habit, and I
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I don't. I don't want to put that on my kids.
So hopefully I can offer them some other options so
they don't have to quit it later in life, because
everyone says you should quit soda, right, Eddie, do you
drink soda? No? I don't. Okay, it makes you if
you if you're drinking a bunch of yeah, my, hey, Mike,
do you drinking soda? Okay? Alright, so mighty laws pounds.
But he started by quitting soda. Oh that's why I said, Yeah,
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were you were drinking soda and you were drinking how
much soda? At least a couple every day? So the
first thing you do was cut soda, right? And how
much weight did you drop just from soda? Just from soda?
He dropped thirty pounds, right? So you think by me
letting him have like a two liter a month, like,
is that a gateway to having to a day? Let
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me tell you how I feel, just in general, if
you can do something in moderation, fantastic. I don't think
there's anything wrong with giving him a two liter a month.
I don't and I don't drink soda, right, I don't
think it's good for you. But there's a lot of
things aren't good for you. Anything in moderation, it's okay, Okay,
so we just have to watch him was growing up.
It's ship if it's once a month, go for it.
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I drinking three later a day. By the way, I
don't go work out and drinking three later me too.
I didn't drink water ever. Growing up. All I drank
was a soda with my meal. I was so dumb.
I used think Sunny Delight with orange juice. That's good stuff. Yeah, Delight,
and take it because they're expensive. And so I take
my orange juice Sunny Delight, and I had an old bottle,
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and I will pour it into half, and I'd have
to then half bottles and Delight. Then I fill in
both up with the water and shake them. Then I
had two bottles of sunny Delight. Man. I was like
this on Chark Tank back then. Uh Eddie, I think
there's nothing wrong with moderation. Make sure that is. I
appreciate it. You're welcome. Hey, you know what, I'm so
good at parenting of ice. You don't have kids. Yeah.
(52:39):
I followed this data site called fivety dot com and
they did a whole story on the most rewatchable movies
of all time, like if it comes on, you can
watch it again, and so here five, three, two, one,
Number five is gone with the wind, I've never seen it.
Number four is the Lord of the Rings series. I
watched it because everybody loved it. I really wasn't into it.
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Number three is The Sound of Music, Never seen it.
Number two is The Wizard of Oz Saw but I
was like two. And the number one is Star Wars.
What where like Pretty Woman hits, they do make the list.
Shawshank Redemption Redemptions at eight, for Scumps at eleven. Dirty
Dancing is at thirteen, so our movies start to hit
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a little later. Pretty Woman at sixteen. The Matrix is
at nineteen. But if there are movies on, like basically
any Will Smith movie, if it comes on, like I
always use Hitches my example. If Hitches on, it doesn't
matter where it is. If Office Spaces on, I can
watch that. If there's one more, yeah not, that's not
(53:45):
for me. Okay, it's for me pretty much. I say,
any Reese Witherspon movie or Julia Roberts, I can sit
there and rewatch it over and over. If what's on,
can you rewatch it over and over? Launch any Denzel
Washington movie. I love them. Pick one. Remember the Titans
who They showed that one a lot of TV. Yeah tps,
Oh yeah, you'd be flipping through there. It is you
(54:06):
just start watching them man Sunshine, and you know, I mean,
it's just like, oh boy, it's such a good movie.
Oh mine's Field of Dreams. The Field of Dreams is on.
I'll watch it over and over. I don't ever see
that on. I don't either, but maybe we just don't
notice it because we don't care. Yeah, I've seen it,
I think too. It's a good one for sure, Raymond.
Anytime Titanic's on, I'm watching at least thirty minutes of it.
(54:28):
That makes the list of number fourteen. Yea, the Avengers
makes the list at the very end of it. Number
twenty five about Devil worse product. No, but these are
our own. Our own is different too. If The Friends
is on the TV show, it doesn't matter where it
is and what an episode or when it is. You
can just sit and watch, and you can watch seven
(54:48):
of them in a row, you know what I mean. So,
and I thought it was interesting. Um that is there
any Wilston movie I didn't like? I sort of think,
did you like Pursuit of Happiness? I loved it. I
don't ever it, um, but I did love it. Let
me sad though. Yeah, they were living in the bathroom.
I was reading this article about how women feel when
(55:09):
they see a man cry. Now, I have trouble crying period. Yea,
even to myself, I have trouble letting that little wall down.
Does your husband cry in front of you? If he has,
it has been few and far between. And I actually
(55:29):
like it. I like showing emotion and that it's okay
he's similar to you, like he doesn't. I don't think
you want people to even know that I'm saying he's
ever cried, Like I feel like I have to be
the strong one and he probably feel the same way
and he wants to be that. You're so correct in
saying that, but I think it's okay to like, if
(55:51):
you're sad about something, you got to get it out.
They asked a bunch of women, and like women say,
when they see a guy cry, it just makes wanting
him big old hug, like the guy shouldn't freak out
making your thing. I don't feel like it makes me
seem weak. I just feel like I'm looked at as
(56:11):
the leader and the strong one, and I gotta keep
it together for everybody. Everybody else can break, I'll be here. Yeah, Yeah,
I'm the opposite. But that's why we worked. So if
we build up here crying the whole thing, I'm like,
I'm weak. Take me, I'm crying, lunch Box, you and
your wife, she'll cry in front of me, no problem. Yeah,
(56:34):
but what about you in front of her? I cried
in front of her like when someone dies. That's about it. Yeah,
I mean there's nothing else to really to cry about. Wedding. Yes,
everybody saying he cried. I cried. I worste I did
not understand your voting system there because Lunchbox likeever and
(56:56):
it was awesome. Can you hit that fake news clip?
That was real? It was awesome guy, you guys are
making No, it was awesome. We were all like our
whole role. Okay, okay, you want to play this game.
You want to play this game, stop Bobby. I don't
(57:19):
know if I want to do what I don't. Okay,
in LR, did I cry my wedding? I believe? So, yes,
there you go. I do I believe so hey there
said yes, I really believe you did. Okay, I am
my heart. I swear to you. I believe we saw tears.
I didn't see tears of too far away, but to
(57:40):
hurt him choke up, but I felt like he cried
yes that in my heart, I can't, I just want
to can't. I just wanted to make sure you understood
what I was asking. And for new listeners, n l
R is like they're basically like it's a secret code
on how they know the other person is telling the
truth and nobody else know. What amazing that me and
(58:01):
my dude over there, Yeah, trying to figure it out,
like not lying really spry right now. It's funny how
long we hold onto things are. Producer Eddie has had
a credit card for fourteen years, the same credit card
you got new ones college. I have the same credit
(58:22):
card since college and I finally got a new credit
card that I've been waiting for. It's the Southwest credit
card fourteen years. Maybe kind of interest were you paying
on an old card? Really nothing, It was just kind
of it was really really low because I was I
had seniority for that card, and I feel like I
didn't really want to stop using it. But and it's
not like I just said I'm gonna like tear it
(58:43):
up and I've never used it again. I'm gonna keep it,
but I'm not using anymore, and me and my wife
decided that we're moving on to a dollar bill. Like
first dollar bill, you're making your business exactly so around
the room, what do you have did you still use
that You're like, you should probably give up? Like for me,
I have headphones that are all most twenty years old
and surgically we've kept them together with tape. I mean,
(59:07):
at least once a year, Eddie and I go through
and rebuild them. I just will not let them go.
I've had them for almost twenty years and so, and
they don't even sound that good. I don't think it's
just the sound I'm comfortable with. So I've had these
headphones for almost twenty years. Amy, what have you had
for a long time? I have a pair of gap
boxers that are pink with blue polka dots dots that
(59:27):
I've had since probably my freshman year of high school
and then them and I still have them, which is amazing,
and I still wear them. And when I put them on,
I'm like, oh, why do I still? I mean, the
holes just keep getting bigger and bigger. But I'm like,
these are amazing and I don't ever want to get
rid of them. Lunch box I have a discovered card
from the year of nineteen, my freshman year of college.
(59:50):
And I also have a pair of jeans from the
Gap outlet the summer of two thousand with the seams
going down the front. Wearing them today, still in great shape,
still kicking it. Well, you have a pair of seventeen
year old jeans on today. Look at a medic scene
right now. Yeah, they're definite year old. They look they
look old like cool old. No, no, no, they don't
(01:00:12):
leaven look old. You just can tell from the style
that that's from like a long time ago. And you
can tell they were at the outlet because they sometimes
there's a factory like mistake. Malfunctor, you got the sewing
machinery pan y y yeah, Hey, good on you for
keeping them. Now, bocks, how often you wear them a week?
Two or three times a week? Wow? Look at this
(01:00:34):
guy over here. Nobody even notices it. Eric in Kansas, Yeah,
what up, buddy? Uh? Long time caller, first time listener. Wait,
that doesn't make sense, but I appreciate that, alright. What
you got for us? Yes? Some for us? Yeah. I
(01:00:54):
just dropped off my kid headed to work. Um, but
just wanted to ask you a question. I uh, kind
of developing this dad Bob that ed he's always talking
about it's easy to get and even easier to keep.
Um just one of those people that I've had a
high metabolism my whole life, so I don't I haven't
necessarily needed to work out, you know. And I used
(01:01:15):
to have apps when my fiance and I got together
and stuff like that, and she always said that looked good. Well,
now that I've developed a little more weight, she says
a lot, you know, when I had my shirt off
that you know, I like to wait, do you put
on or whatever? Well, I'm just wondering, you know, if
she really means that, or she's just saying that because
she loves me, you know what I mean, Like, should I,
(01:01:38):
you know, make a concerted effort to you know, maybe
drop some of the weight because she used to say
that she liked how I looked too, So which way
is it? Sure? Sure? Okay? Person right? Yeah, So she's
not going anywhere, So there's that that's a big factor
in the dail. You do have a wedding too, and
(01:02:00):
if she's preparing herself for pictures in a wedding, I
don't know if she is or not, then it's kind
of do you to also put in the work just
short term, right? Would you feel like that's fair to say? Yes?
I mean we just had a baby like four months ago,
so you know, okay, I do know. Okay, listen, I
(01:02:20):
would just go if she likes it, and she says
she likes it, I'm okay. I don't think women like it.
I think that they're My wife says the same thing.
I mean with him, he's speaking my language, because my
wife says, I like it when you put on a
little way. I like you a little song. Maybe she
just doesn't want you to have options. And so bottom line,
(01:02:43):
the worst you look, the less women are. I don't
think she's thinking that. But no, that's why I think
if that's it, because yes, we as married men, we
have the uh I guess, the luxury of really just
letting ourselves go a little bit and being okay with it,
because what are we gonna do we're married? Well, but
heaven forbid the girl or I'll go right. But also
(01:03:05):
I will say, she was complimenting you when you had
the abs, and she's complimenting you when you don't have
the abs. So it sounds to me like you have
someone pretty awesome that just loves you for who you are. However,
face you know what I mean. Okay, well be healthy,
take care of yourself. Yeah I hear, Yeah, I hear you.
I probably exercise anyway. I just, you know, don't want
(01:03:27):
her to feel like she has to pump me up
and things like that and not really mean it. I
think she probably is. I think she's just nice. It's
either she probably doesn't mean it or she wants you
to get bigger. So other women are like unnailing it.
That's real life America. Get out everywhere. Yeah, hey, Eric,
(01:03:48):
appreciate you all right, Bud, and so happy you guys.
Kid's been even just a few minutes with us today.
Thank you so much. I gotta go. Hopefully you guys
will be around. We'll be around. I'm around all day actually.
Mr Bobby Bones on Twitter and Instagram, and if you
have the I Heart Radio app, search Bobby Bones Show
(01:04:09):
on demand. Thank you guys, come on ye show. H
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