Lunchbox Guesses Weight + Poetry Time + One Second Song Game

Listeners call the show and see if Lunchbox can guess how much they weigh within 5 pounds. Show members write and recite friendly poems for each other. Plus, Bobby plays one second of a song and the crew has to try and guess the song title correctly!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Did your buddy and missed the boy trans cost That's right.
I always read these stories about nightmares and again, I've
had doctors tell me and I've been diagnosed having um
PTSD because I've been jumped futile or I've been jumped.

(00:23):
I've been jumped attack, I have a house broken into
lots of stuff like that, death threats. That being said,
I got this story. Scientists lead to they've identified the
part of the brain that causes bad dreams, which could
possibly lead to a way to prevent them. They reveal
a higher activity on the left hand side of the
brain is we have bad dreams. Researchers took brain scans
and participants who also described their dreams bad or angry

(00:44):
dreams profound associated with an imbalanced in front brain activity.
You would that movie we watched where the guy climbed
the rocks and they looked at his brain. Stuff in
his brain. I'm gonna say what it is, because you
should watch that documentary. How much does it cost him?
My brain looked at That's what I think about, like,
how can I get somebody look at my brain? When
I was having those seizures, they did a brain thing

(01:05):
on me, but it was just for that. But they
say they're trying to figure out how to work with
PTSD people. A couple things have been suggested to me.
One there's like low dosing LSD that's legal. Yeah, it's
like a thing. I mean, I'm not there people, man,
look no, it's not even look it up, like, like,
is that like acid? I don't know low dosing? Listen,

(01:28):
we're so non drug culture. No, I know, like I've
never smoked a cigarette, much less smoke weed. So what
do you see what that's called? And doctors will administer it?
What's I say? Micro dosing will make people feel sharper,
and it's part of fighting PTSD. They've done it with
some people that come back from war and it helps,
It actually helps them. My PTSD is so bad sometimes,

(01:49):
and I even hate saying it because I didn't go
fight for our country. I just got beat up. Well,
everybody is a different level. Did you see Ariana Grande
share her brain scan because she had that concert and
the bomb went off and like twenty two of her
fans died. I mean it was really but her brain
has been scanned since then and it shows where the
PTSD is. So I mean it's it doesn't have you

(02:10):
don't have to have gone to war. I remember the
first time had a gun held in my head and
I got whooped with a gun like pistol whipped and
feel it. Yeah, I was like, huh, how about that?
I just got hit with the gun. But then I
got you know, I jumped to work anyway a bunch
of crap. But I struggle, and that's why I almost
ordered wine the other night. I told you almost. I've
never had drank alcohol because everybody's died from my family. Um,

(02:32):
but I was like, man, I need something to like
take some sort of edge off of me, right because
I go to bed and I'm just like, I mean,
I I walk around like that just as tense as
can be. I don't know, Man, I get my brain
looked at or something. I feel good, maybe someone to
take you on as like an experiment. Yeah, but then
I wake up and I'm speaking French rom I'm not.

(02:57):
I'm not the micro doesn't do something I've read about
them doing with and stuff. Well, there are people who
have been had some serious issues with PTSD. But yeah, anyway,
I was, I can figure out what's on my brain
because I I It's terrible because I get sick because
I'm not sleeping, Like I wake up and I go, am,
I am, I am my dreaming. It's been breaking in
my house. I am about to get murdered. And I
have to go walk around and touch things in my
house and take my hand and touch the counter and

(03:19):
touch the couch. I know I'm nutty, but maybe I
need just need somebody in the bed with me. Well,
I mean you oh this, You're no, I'm not calling out.
It's not like doing a mating goal. It's the nerdy

(03:39):
mating goal. You don't need to find any mating call.
It's a good nerdy white male maiding goal. Let's go
stand on the street of anyway. Okay, I'm done. I
was reading the story about wedding photographers because that's they're
oddly expensive, right yeah, yes, flat like things like that
you don't think would be that much, be like our

(04:01):
cake photographer that like eats up your budget. Wedding photographers
revealed the red flags they see a ceremonies a signal
a doomed marriage because they go to a lot of weddings. Yeah,
and they're like, these are the things that we see
it we go, oh, this wedding is probably this marriage
probably not gonna last. Okay, you're ready? Yeah, Like whether
there was proper cake etiquette, meaning sometimes one of them,

(04:25):
usually the groom, will force cake all over the other's
face and embarrassed them and upset them. I've seen it
happen a handful of times. And they talked to a
bunch of photographers and most of them said, that's a
signal that the relationship isn't gonna last a long time.
They take the cake and slam it in their face.
I'm crude. Did you do that? Yeah? Shut it round
my wife's face. And she did not want it. She
wanted a classy here in your mouth. But I've told

(04:46):
you for years, if you don't shove the cake, you're
as sissy. And you said a bad precedent for the relationship,
the marriage, So you gotta shove. And my grandma even
told me, I know you're not gonna disappoint me, and
you're gonna disappoint me, and you're gonna shove that cake.
And I shoved that cake. Was she mad at you? Oh?
She's not happy? Not happy? For how long? I am?
About thirty seconds? I was like, at your wedding. Get
over it, let's go, let's go over You've always been

(05:07):
a romantic like that, so sweet. Gave her a little
tongue too, like to get over it, like over, Oh
that's how you get, you get over she's really mad.
I can tell you if I'm really mad that I'm
not gonna work. Yeah, if I make it worse. Number two,
these photographers are saying if these happened during the wedding,

(05:29):
bad news, because they see a lot of doomed marriages.
It's having an outdoor wedding. Oh why's that? Yeah? Why
I don't well. One of the photographers said that if
it happens at a park, even specific parks, they go
to where people are doomed because sometimes they get that
park the last minute, like some of these outdoor places
you can't get a lot easier than you can some

(05:50):
of the indoor places. And they go, well, it just
shows too they probably weren't working that hard to get
that venue. Oh just like we got to just take
we and get we're throwing this together. Other professionals chime
say they distrusted any sort of outside venue. Oh caybody
get married outdoors here? No, but you're all safe. Yeah,
you're all safe. Congratulations. I wanted outdoor wedding, Yeah, I did,

(06:13):
and she picked a church. Finally, if you have a
bad fight on the day of the wedding, they say,
weddings are notoriously stressful for the bride and groom. Having
a terrible fight tends to be a bad omen on
the day. Sometimes they have to photoshop a smile and
the people, they say, because they'll be fighting so bad,

(06:34):
and they do it. Yeah, that's cy hilarious. Photoshop a
smile and they can do that. They can do anything,
they can do anything. Well, those are the three there,
and so if you're three for three our sympathies, that stings. Well,
there you have it. Delna, how are you good? How

(06:55):
are you there? She is? What's going on with you?
What do you want to say? I was in because
my husband and I last night went to Low's to
get some paint to paint our baby nursery, and we
thought that our gift card had forty dollars left on
it and we had eighty three dollars in our ending total.

(07:17):
And the lady ran the gift card and it came
back and the receipt printed out, and she threw out
the gift card and I was like, wait a second,
was their money last? And when my husband I looked
at our ending gift card balance, there was four hundred
and twenty five dollars on this gift card. Wow, you
have no idea where it came from. But my husband

(07:38):
was like, we should be like lunchbox and go back
in and spend all the money before it disappears or
they find out what happened. So what what did you do? Uh?
We called my dad to see if he was playing
a nice funny prank on me. He wasn't. And we've
just kind of been processing it and you still have

(07:59):
the card. You still have the card? We still have it. Yeah, Oh,
go spend it. What are you waiting on? You are right?
You should have spent it last night. Oh my gosh.
I mean I spend four hundred and twenty five dollars
on at lows right now, it doesn't matter. Buy it
and then you can take it back and they'll give
you and then it's a legit gift card. What don't
you take it back? Wait? How do you know it's

(08:19):
not legit already? Like, how did you get the gift
card to begin with Lena. So we bought new appliances
for our kitchen and got the gift card as a rebate. Okay,
And so the gift card was only supposed to be
one hundred and fifty dollars, but instead it's we have
four hundred and twenty five dollars. It was like it
was it was really five hundred dollars, is what happened.

(08:41):
They got a five hundred dollars rebate on accident when
it was supposed to be one hundred and fifty. Guess
what that is the world telling you you've been good
people and you deserve it. Go spend it. Buy whatever,
Buy a ladder, buy a wheelbarrow, I don't care, buy
plans for your garden by seem it doesn't matter. Just
spend it. Yeah, yeah, to do barns for fridge. Okay,

(09:06):
so this is what I would do, right Okay, Okay, Yeah,
you take the card back to Lows. Do not be
honest about it. That's where you're about to say, stop,
is still there business? Business? Let me speak on this.
You take the card back and you say, hey, would
you mind checking to see how much is on this card?

(09:29):
And then you have them check and if there's still
four hundred dollars on it. You say, that's what I thought. Perfect,
Thank you? You say. Have we called and checked the
balance online last night and all of it's coming back
saying it has four twenty five? Can I get can I?
I'll buy it for one hundred and fifty? No, stop
it now, Delanne. It comes to this because are you

(09:52):
gonna feel guilty about it? If you spend it and
you buy something and you never really wasn't your money?
Will there be guilt or no? I don't think so. See,
then let me recommend a solution because it seems like
you're just gonna go spend and I don't know that
I would. I'm not gonna act like mister A all
right all the time, mister you need do gooder. But
what I would do is, let's say you have four

(10:13):
hundred bucks lass okay, yeah, buy new water holes? No wait, oh,
why don't you go and spend half of it and
take half of it and spend it on something like
an organization in your neighborhood or in your town that
could actually use it, and then spend the other two
hundred on yourself, like if instead of just spending it
all on yourself. Go there's got to be like an
animal shelter, or there's got you can buy. Well, that's

(10:34):
not winter anymore, we can buy Yeah, why don't you
split that in half? That way, it's only half the
guilt that somebody's getting something good they could build, buy
a bunch of hammers for habitat for humanity. There you get,
there you go and then buy yourself something like a
riding lawn mow work. That's some more than that. It's expensive.
It's like it, that's all I gonna tell you guy,
that's some more than that. Hey, so that's what delayed.

(10:55):
That would be judge common sense. They you have actually
gift card. I'm not you're like, yes, the judge common
sense coming through. I feel like you would be like, oh,
somebody gave me this. It would weigh too much? Am
I supposed to have this? And who knows? The person
working at lows might be like, I don't know how
to refund you that money, it's yours, just just take

(11:15):
it and then the guilt. But if you look at it,
it's like like say it was a mom and pop
shop something like that. I mean, just because loves is big.
I think people feel maybe better about it. Morality be
different because the business is more success. I think sometimes
in our head we do justify it because if that's
if it was a mom and pop, they may be
depending on that four or five hundred dollars. So you

(11:36):
may feel like, ohish, probably let me wrap this up on.
Let me let me wrap it all up here at
the low boa. Okay, here's go back, say hey, how
much is on this card. They're gonna say four hundred bucks.
They're gonna say to them, I think that there was
a mess up in my rebate. They're gonna go, well,
it is what it is, right, and then if it is,
spend half of it on something good and half of

(11:57):
it on yourself. That's what I would say, de Lana,
will you please update me as to what you get? Yes,
I will. Okay, that's what I would say. Thank you
so much, thank you for sharing your story with us.
Hope you have a wonderful day. You do all right?
By bye? Thank you. I'm team husband all the way
on that one. I like. Now, it's like we should
be like Lunchbox and ste That's the thing in lunchbox
if synonymous with each other. Right, here's a mom. Tip

(12:21):
for you from Amy, what do you have? Okay, if
you're trying to get your kids to eat something healthy,
stop calling it healthy, Like, don't refer to it as
healthy because then they think, oh, it's probably not gonna
be good because broccoli is healthy and that doesn't taste good.
So just say, oh, this is so yummy, So start
using the word yummy and awesome and eliminate healthy supposed

(12:41):
to like trick them. I don't know. They did a
test on a bunch of preschoolers and it worked well.
I guess if you're feeding them healthy things and they
don't like it, they would assume healthy with anything they
don't like, right right, I mean we would all even
as adults. You can probably that to your husband's out
there too good point I could pre school husband, is
yummy just like so taste so good even though it doesn't.

(13:06):
So that's the tip. That is the tip. And I'm
gonna star like with my son, if I say healthy,
he's not that turned on but turned on to eat it.
But if I say this will make your muscle strong,
I know that works for him because he wants to
grow muscles. So that's what I use for him. But
for my daughter. I'm gonna start saying, yummy. I was
looking at your answer story and I saw him standing

(13:26):
on the wall getting taller. He is. Has he grown?
He really has grown. And sometimes I look at him
because you know, when you see him all the time,
you don't really see the growth. But then I look
back at pictures and then I'm like, Okay, wow, he
really has grown, which is exciting. Well, all right, so
tell your husbands is healthy and also you can tell
your kids in that too. Yeah, and that's how to
get it and not healthy to day. This story comes

(13:52):
to us from Lovington, New Mexico. A twenty six year
old man wanted to be a good boyfriend. He wanted
to get his girlfriend off a day of work. What
can I do? I know what I do? Calls the
dollar general, says, oh yeah, there's a bomb in the store. Wow.
He loves her and so she got the day off.
But the police went through the phone records traced it
back to him. Now, if you're her, the question is

(14:12):
are you mad at him or do you appreciate the effort?
Because they always say guys should be bold. He gets
no bolder than a bomb threat. You done down too?
Down too. But are you mad? I mean, I'm not
attracted to that. I'm mad, probably, Okay, Well, that we haven't.
He did it because he wanted to see her and
spend time with her. Romance. Romance, Yeah, but no, you're

(14:33):
not into it, not into it all right? Well yeah,
and he's in jail. Oh yeah, he got arrested it
all Yeah, I'm lunchbox. That's your bone head story of
the day. It's time for the good news, so shout
out to this teenager named Cole. He was born with
cystic fibrosis, so he's been in out of the hospital

(14:53):
and most recently he had to go in for some
treatment that kept in there for a while, and on
his last day, he wanted to do something eshel to
think the nurses and staff are taking good care of him,
and that's in the idea for a pizza party popped
in his head. But I mean, he's a kid in
the hospital. I don't have money for that. So he
got some paint and wrote a message on the upper
floor window of the hospital that said all caps send

(15:16):
pizza to eight South, Room fourteen. And it worked like
eighteen pizzas showed up, sent by strangers who saw his
side and he was able to throw a pizza party
for the staff. Yeah, that's really cool. Shout out to
those people who did that too. That's so cool. That's
a good idea. Well, howe was a kid's eighteen he's eighteen. Yeah, yeah,

(15:39):
that smart idea. He's an adult. That's a good, good story.
That was tell me something good. I hope did your
buddy and he missed? The boy? Trump is so Kayla
in Tennis. He's on the phone right now. Hey Kayla, Hey,

(16:02):
good morning. What's happening. Hey, Well, I just I was
a fortunc and I just wanted to say how my
sister introduced was in your show when woman and I
and she started, she started, I started listening to you
when you're on Daycing with the Stars because I thought
it was funny that she was watching Days with the
Stars because we've never related listen to it. We've never

(16:24):
done there as a family before, and so no, no
we won't. My mom's sister her and we all drive
to work. My sister and I have about a forty
five minute to muse, and my mom's only like ten
minutes away. But we'll all listen to your podcast and
then kind of talk about it like as a family
later on in the day. Oh wow, well thanks a
lot with telling them I said hello, and they'll be
able to hear this in the radio too. He appreciate

(16:46):
that call. Thank you, Kayla. Let's go over to Amy
now and get the Morning Corny. In Morning Corny, how
does the squid go into battle? How does a squid
go into battle? Armed? There? Well, lots of arm. That

(17:08):
was the Morning Corny. You can always send this email Amy.
Let's open to mailball. Bobby mailback. What's the question? Hey, Amy,
I was hoping you could pass a question along to
Bobby in the show. I'm currently dating and I have
noticed so many guys go to line is let's grab

(17:28):
a drink when planning a first date. As someone who
doesn't drink very much, it's tricky to navigate. I know
Bobby doesn't drink at all, So what does he do
when the go to first date suggestion is to grab
a drink? Thanks Samantha, I'll say first, I think let's
grab a drink as the standard. Hey, not too much pressure,
you have to invest too much in the night. It's

(17:49):
easy to get to know you line. I don't think
that's a weak way out. Actually, I think that's kind
of a hey, I'm gonna respect you and say hey,
let's just have a drink because you can get out
of this pretty easily. Make sense to feel about that. Yeah, No,
I think that's true, And I think an easy way
to kind of flip that is instead be like like, sorry,
I can't do it at night, but I can meet
you for coffee. Oh. I mean if there's a drinking part, Yeah,

(18:10):
if you're wanting to not do drinks, it's an easy
switchover to still do drinks but during the day. So
for me, it was more about the question at first,
like let's do drinks. Like, to me, I don't think
that's a cop out at all. I know that's the
standard line. That's not a cop out at all. But
also for me, I don't drink, and if someone says
that to me, I can't do coffee a lot of times.
So I'll just go and I get there early and

(18:32):
I get a fake drink because I don't mind telling
people I don't drink. But then like, why don't you drink?
And I'm like, well, everybody died from drinking and drugs,
and I don't want to do that. I know that's
just not for me. And if you go, hey, I
don't drink, they start to act differently around you and like, well,
I'm not going to drink that either. No, that's not
the point of it. Point of it is, let's have
a good time to talk. Most people can have a drink,

(18:52):
and that's kind of the lubrication to make the talking easier.
I would mean what I do. I get to weigh early,
get a fake drink till the bar hey, keep them coming,
don't mention that it's not a drink. Sometimes they'll go, hey,
what are you drinking? And I say something like, oh,
I'm just taking it easy tonight. I told the barten
keep it light, you know, just you just say things
and then you can say it if you feel comfortable.
But I always find if I do say I don't

(19:13):
drink that it turns into more. But oh, it turns
into about me. I don't want that. Yeah, So the
question is how do I do it? I get there early,
I order, I have a deal with a bartender. I
say hey, I tip you good, I'm backside, and then
they just keep them coming. Sometimes the person go let
me take you drink I'm taking them like sometimes I go,
it's a little strong, and they'll drink and go it
is strong. You just tell people things in their mindmatically
feels that way, you know what I mean. Yeah, it's

(19:35):
not the guy being cheap a little bit and I
don't really want to pay for all the dinner. Let's
just get a drink. It'll be a lot cheaper for me.
I don't feel that way, but I'm the guy Morgan
number two. I do almost for further drinks because I
almost don't want them to buy me dinner because if
I don't like them, letter, I do kind of feel
bad that they bought me dinner, and I'm like, I
didn't really want to go out with you again. Yeah,
I feel like dinner you're just stuck for a long time. Yeah,

(19:56):
because you have to sit and talk pre Did people
ever say you want to meet for an appetizer? Any
little front pickles? But Amy you can do. Hey you
go to a tapas place. Yeah, that's basically appetis. Sorry, Yeah,
you could do tapas. I guess if the dream goes well,
you could order a tappa. There you go. You could

(20:18):
And did we answer her question in the mail bag?
We did that was bombies mail bag. It's now time
to play the one second of song game. Raimundo tells
me this is a very popular segments and requested of
bunch right, callers and everything. He sits on the glass room.

(20:38):
We say, so many callers have a call, and if
I'm about one thing, it's the people. So let's play
one second a song. I will give you one second
of a song. All you have to do his name
a song. I'm just looking for the title of the song. Amy,
lunchbox running producer. Ready, are you ready? Come on, here's
one second of this hit. Here we go. Hmm, I'm

(21:07):
gonna play that again. Does that sound familiar with you guys? Yes,
I play that again. Here we go. All right, I'm
in there. You have it. No, it's it's here. No,
I need it, I can't. I need it again. I
need it? She needs it again? There you go, you

(21:30):
got it? All right? Let's go around the room. Here, Amy,
it's a guy singing I don't know, and your answer is,
I'm sorry, lunchbox, it's whiskey glasses. Oh no, I'm sorry, Eddie.
I got good girl. That's it, I got it, good

(21:55):
good girl. Okay, Here we go off on one second
of the song game, can you name the song? Here?
You go? Hmm, that's one second. That's it? Oh my god?
Oh okay, Amy, can you like sing it after that part? Yes,

(22:15):
I'll be down in five. Oh that's pretty kind of
just something. But you just gave it. You're giving it
to them, though you are, you're giving the song? Got it? Wow?
I still don't have it. Before you did that, I
didn't have it. Okay, okay, cool, cool? I got it? Yeah,
thank you. It does nothing to me. Never st that's sober.

(22:41):
That's sober. It just does something to me. She gave
it to you. Turn on three seconds, Amy, three seconds.
It just doesn't do I give you this? And now

(23:07):
you can't even okay, sorry, let's bob tequila. No, okay,
Danna got it? You sing and then the chorus goes
speech down. Come on, guys, you didn't know it. That

(23:35):
was dirty? How you did heard? What do you mean
you volunteer dirty? Though you asked me, Bobby, you said, Amy,
can you sing in? Start you? Okay, here we go,
let's do let's do one more. Fine, okay, go one

(23:59):
second a song? Oh? I know who it is? Is
it Keith Urban. No, oh, I'll try a different one.
Is the way you're treating mama. That's the way you're
treating me. Did you see? You will be done? Hold on?

(24:21):
Do it again and give me that hold on now,
come on, they already got it. No, I don't have it, Eddie,
you have it. I wrote Sunshine. Oh, that's a terrible answer.
I know who it is. I got a hurricane. No,
that's not it. I'll go with all the weather, Amy
or whatever. I don't know who is it. Then I
had Thomas Ratt Brown. Yeah, oh see, I yeah, yeah.

(24:45):
But here's the thing about this song is I feel
like it's a Thomas Ratt song Brown, but I know
it's But like first time I heard it, I thought,
she's the way you're taking kid. Tell me you're to
you taking care of me as good as you. I
just wanted by day. This is such a good joan. Yeah, Amy,

(25:10):
are you thinking about this song? What? That's Thomas Rrett song? No?
I mean, but it sounds like we told you before,
because you love that Came Brown song. And I think
it's a great came Round song. Just before I knew
it was Came Round, I thought, gosh, this sounds and
I don't know if that's hopefully that's a compliment to Caine.
I just felt like it was Thomas Reddy. Do you
know what this is? Reddish? What's that that? It's Thomas Rrett?

(25:33):
M dude, you'll say you will be down Thomas Trett
sixteen sixty again. I mean listen, all he does is win. Now, guys,
you can't stop stop you guys about wantin people like

(26:05):
that game. I guess because it is fine. You're talking
about Internet acronyms and how you say them in real life.
Like if someone writes the letter L, then the letter O,
then the letter L laugh out loud, but you're you're
saying L L, Yes, what do you say it? L?
O L? What do you say it? LAWL? Always say
lo L. Fifty five percent of people say L O L.

(26:28):
There are people that go, I law like law yeah,
l L. They go law. Have you said that bones
like I've heard you say that? No, No, no, I don't.
What about WTF? Oh what do you say? I say?
W T H? What the heck? Okay? Oh it's an acronym.

(26:51):
I know, but I still don't say it. Only fourteen
percent of people actually say, wut F. What do they say?
What's the really one? Oh? Yeah, yeah? What what? What? Um?
How about b RB? Yeah? Right back? Do you say
b R back? No, b rb b RB sixty nine percent,

(27:12):
BRB twenty three percent? They be right back seven seven
percent A burburb Oh you're gonna give me these to
hold up? Oh that's a better idea. Okay, how about
this one? Say this one? M D's writing it down,
So I don't say what I would say? Oh it
gaff that's what you'd say. You say that one. I

(27:34):
don't know now, I know what it means. Yes, I
don't give a care. What's I d g a F?
Oh the F again? And I would say I d
g F. Seventy five percent of people say actually say
it like, I don't give a blank? Nine percent say
I d g AF. That's what I would say? What
Morgan number two? What would you say? You were saying
it out loud? Gaff? I d gaff. Wow, weird. That's

(27:56):
like in a conversation you'll say that, Yeah, what about
this one? Oh, I don't even know what that stands for?
To be honest, tbh, Oh, it's like to be determined
TV I don't say it, Yeah, tbh, I would say,
to be honest, I would say tbh. I'd say to
be honest. One? All right? One more? How do you
say this one? Giff? Morgan? Number two? Yeah, Giff, you

(28:20):
know I think I two, But the real way is Jeff.
I know, I know it's g if. I can't bring
myself to say Jeff because then it would have to
be a j. One more, what's how do you say
this one? Oh? Lmo? You would say that Morgan? Number two?
I think I actually say the full thing of that one.
I laughed my butt off. Yeah. Seventy seven percent of

(28:42):
people say l m ao and eleven percent say l mayo.
Who's saying it? Weird like that? I don't think I've
ever said those words ever, lay or laugh My god,
that's a good point, Eddie, I guess, don't really say it?
Oh yeah, like that acronyms? All right, what's what's your
most acronyms? Amy you type? I guess ll yeah, And

(29:03):
I did too, and I started to go just to
smiley face of the laughing eyes with the tears, and
then I was like, I'm want to keep it old school.
Sometimes I do an dolz. I do loles if it's multiple. Yeah,
you guys capitalize when you're really l I always make
my lol capital Oh. My husband and I are most
thing that we text back and forth is just see

(29:25):
what do you mean for copy? I would you know what?
I was texting with your husband? And he hit me
with the sea, you know I and I try to
tell him not. You can't just hit people at the
sea because they're going to think, like, oh, what's the
rest of your text? Is you just mean to send
me that sea? But no, he means like he saw
what you sent and copy roger that or whatever. I
don't know, but it was picking an option. I was like,
I didn't send me three options. It's time for the

(29:48):
good news. Boy. You know what's odd is carbon monoxide
poisoning it because people don't really you don't see it. Yeah, no, yeah,
it just happens. I've thought of that often because I
have a gas stove and sometimes I have to tell
my kids, do not ever turn this knob ever? Yeah, right,
because you won't know until you get sick. And that's

(30:08):
what the story is. Won't wake up. A mom and
her three kids are lucky to be alive and can
thank their teenage brother for saving them from a carbon
monoxide league. He's fourteen. He got to a sister's house
before school. He found her and her kids were all
really sick, and he's like, well, this is weird. So
he calls nine one one. His sister was so ill
that she couldn't move her children, so he grabs him once,

(30:29):
three ones, five, one's eleven. They all he gets them
all out of the house and the ambulance gets there,
and it's like, oh, he's a hero. Like they were
so close to really being caught by carbon monoxide because
they already hadn't we're poisoned. But in the fact that
apparently it was a faulty heater because you mentioned your stove.
Huh yeah, wow, I don't even have carbon monoxide things
in my house. I always felt like I was we
don't have a gas stove. No, I'm talking about like censors.

(30:52):
Oh oh okay, I thought you meant like anything in
your house that could leak anything. I'll probably have a
lots of that, got asbestos, carbon monoxide. I'm probably good.
I'll caught up on that. Yeah, just just eating it up. Yeah,
good for this kid. This this team fourteen year old
alex ariet As a shout out, and that is what
it's all about, right there. That was tell me something good,

(31:16):
your buddy, and you miss the bobby ball. This is
the boy, right okay. Justin Bieber wrote Haley Baldwin a poem,
dot me read it to you. Sunlight falls into the abyss,
just like I fall into your lips. Waves crash onto

(31:38):
the shore. My love for you grows more and more.
Sounds of the crickets a true meditation. I think of
you God's greatest creation. As I fall into this blissful state,
I ponder on how you're my soulmate. It's getting dark,
too dark to see. A chilling breeze embraces me. Wow,
that is good, Eddie. You laughed when first started because

(32:01):
first line silly. And I think any guy think gets
vulnerable enough, even if it's the dopeiest poem ever, gets
vulnerable enough to write a poem for someone. There's just
so much heart in that. You think it was good?
I mean, yeah, but you think he really wrote that? Yeah?
I do think. Here here's a good word. Ponder that's
my favorite word of all words. Yeah, I think so?
So what I did about an hour ago. As I

(32:23):
said to the show, Hey, you'll have to write a
poem about someone on the show, and so we have
our people. I have Amy, Amy has me, Eddie has Lunchbox.
Lunchbox has Eddie true love. Yeah, Amy, you ready, Yeah,
I will go first. This is my poem for you. Oh,
I'm taking it in. I don't think ponders in mine.
Oh no, no, no, sorry about that. Okay, Ammy, this

(32:44):
is my poem for you. Over a decade, we've been
a team, since you gave me that cup on for
free ice cream. You're an awesome mom. You're the MySpace
to my tom. Your laugh is contagious, You're driving is outrageous.
But without you, my life would worsen. Yep. On the air,

(33:06):
you make me a better person, even when your stories
are hard to comprehend. You're my best co host and
my best friend. Suck it. I know. I feel like
we have some of the same things happening. Okay, okay,

(33:27):
And now Amy will read her poem that she wrote
me my work spouse for like thirteen years. So many laughs,
so many tears. You have the biggest heart you will
ever find, and you are also very color blind. From

(33:48):
Idol to Shark Week. We've been through it all. I
still get chills when I see your mirror ball. Thank
you for putting this team on your shoulders. I'm so
very grateful for that day I met you at Culver's.
That's pretty good. Wow, that was good. Yeah, it kind
of makes me a little bit emotional. Good, lunch Box,

(34:12):
that's a lot of pressure. Oh yeah, we gotta go
to these knock aheads now, Okay, so Ammy and I right,
no mine sweet? Okay, So we'll let Eddie go first.
All right, Eddie has to write one for Lunchbox had
two and Lunchbox had to write one for Eddie. But Eddie,
our video producer, are you ready to do yours for
lunch Yeah? I'm ready, all right, go a lot of
love in this one, Lunchbox. You have been with Bobby

(34:35):
on this show the longest. But when we play music games,
your answers are the wrongest. You call yourself the MVP,
and the car you drive is so dirty. After your
soccer games, you smell your socks, and now you have
a kid you call baby Box. And since you're the
only one that empties out our recycling been, I have

(34:57):
to agree that all you do is win. Come on,
this is the most loving segment. Told him, I was sweet.
I love good. That's three sweet ones in a row.
All right, right, here we go, we left. You're the
clothes are hey, don't worry. I'm gonna bring the love.
I'm gonna bring the low full circle. You're the final acts,

(35:19):
the final act. Let's closing headliner of the poem. This
is the poem brigade. Brigade. I'm like, what poem and
what do they do poem? Do they have any poem events?
Like I'll just said that. We're poem like nine like
a poetry slam. Poetry slam and poem boom poem boom
like a broken record poemony boe boom boom. All right,

(35:41):
here we go. This is mine to Eddie. Go ahead,
to my friend Eddie, you're really funny. You love pizza
with pepperoni and much room in my room. I know,
I love I didn't know there was more. I didn't know.

(36:01):
He was like, you laugh at the ram. Yeah, but
then he kept going with mushroom. Okay, I started again
to my friend Eddie, you're really funny. You love pizza
with pepperoni and mushroom. That's why your stomach looks like
a big balloon. When I look into your dark eyes,

(36:26):
it makes me realize you're so old you could die.
What just took a turn. I wish you well and
I hope you don't go to hell. Will you ring
the final bell? That's sweet, dud. I mean that was

(36:49):
kind of like if you told a seven year old
a roast to you. Yes, seven year old, that was
the most backhanded compliments in every made fun of your gut.
My guy, he said he might go to hell. Yeah,
and I'm gonna die. You don't go to hell? And

(37:11):
but I need to tried. Wow. Oh man, I kind
of want mine that you wrote me. Oh, I just
crumbled it away? What just know it just in my heart? No,
I want it? Where is it? It's in It's in
the recycle bin, the lunchbox. Just put up ye right,
because all he does is women. There it is You're

(37:32):
Amy's pile of stories. So this man in Washington, d C.
Was a locked out of his iPad for more than
twenty five million minutes, which equals forty eight years. But
what happened after his three year old tried to use it?
So the three year old was on there trying to
like guess the code. Well, the iPad disabled, and then
it said try again in basically twenty five million minutes.

(37:55):
Did that three year old just play with the numbers
for a couple of hours. The guy was so confused
he took a picture posted on Twitter and he's like,
what in the world. So some people were like, hey,
I don't. I don't think there's anything you can do.
Here's some links that might help you. And then he
found out the only answer is to completely reset his iPad,
and the Apple website said, if you have it backed

(38:15):
up somewhere else, then you're good to go. If not,
you have to accept the clean slate, Like, oh really, yeah,
did you have it backed up? Do you know? I
don't know. Do you guys back up your staff or now? No?
Not always? I should I bought one of those last
time I bought my computer. The guy sucker me into
buying a hard drive. Suckered. But it actually is the
smart thing to do, especially because I still things and

(38:38):
drop things. But I have yet to use it. I
back up stuff about every three months, so not as
much as I should. You have it like in your calendar,
like backup day. I'm just I should, but I usually
know on the third it's backup day, and I just
see what a month it is. The third is always
the day. And when I look at things, that's good.
I'm genuinely asking for like a tip because like always

(38:59):
always put on certain days. I know on the third
there are all these things that I do on the
third of the month. I don't think I knew this
about you. Well, I mean you kind of Didaul. You
just said you put into calendar because you knew. Oh
I knew you did the calendar thing, but I didn't
know on the third was the day that you like
check and see if you did X, Y and Z.
Let's catch up stuff what else? So sixty three percent,
I'm Americans think that cursive is still a valuable skill,

(39:22):
and fourteen states still require it. And I was like,
oh wait, it's not a requirement in every state. So
some states, just as they don't teach carseff anymore, why
are we teaching cursive exactly? I know we teach people
that balance to check book. I know it's I've had
this whole talk that I mean, it's all about auto
pay and calculators and Okay, let's teach people coding. Let's

(39:43):
teach people actual skills, so when they go out and
it's time to have a job, that they will have
these skills. Because one, college is not for everybody, and
two in college, you should have been taken some of
the junk that we end up having to take. Yeah.
I got on a whole thing about trigonometry last time,
and every math teacher hit me up. But I'm just saying,
if you don't need trigonometry in your desired field, you

(40:04):
should not have to take trigonometry or any sort of
advanced math. I took dumb algebra, and then I took
advanced algebra. I haven't. I don't even say words that
are with a LG, much less do any sort of
math rightly sometimes but rarely. Yes, the benefits of CURSEV
would be it helps kids develop their motor skills, and

(40:26):
writing things down reinforces what you've learned, and you can
do that faster with kursive. Okay, I mean I tend
the thumb Russell to remember how my motor skills. That
was Amy's pile of stories. Denny, Hello, how are you
all right? Just listening to you guys from Australia. UM,
one time listener and absolutely love your show. So yeah,

(40:49):
thanks a lot, you like cut your music out there,
Oh love it. UM. Going to Nashville was actually one
more bucket list and I'm managed to treat that in
my last year over to the Ore. He saw Trace
and Darius in action and just flights at him. So yeah,
I absolutely love it. You know, can I'm gonna name

(41:09):
drop for a second, Amy if you don't mind, Yeah,
name drop. I was in Australia with Keith Urban. Have
you ever heard of him? Danny Keith Urban? Yeah, okay,
and I was like, hey, how big is country music
over here? And he goes it is this not really?
He goes it's kind of just on AM stations and
that that he had to put out a pop song

(41:29):
to really go up to charts. And I think Keith
Thurban got big on the Voice or one of those
shows like maybe it's Australia's got talent or something. Is
that what Keith Urban was on over there? Yeah? Yeah,
country music externally on a AM. There's very few with
him stations, which is why it goes through my heart.
So yeah, I was so surprised that he said that
because he's freaking Keith Urban, but they put him on

(41:50):
the pop channel like he's so big over there that
he was like yeah, and he said, in most of
the country that they play here is like banjo like
stuff we think about like being nineteen forties, but I'm
gonna it's like Australian country country. So yeah, that's pretty cool.
But a lot of the new artists go to Australia
once a year and play. You kind of bring that over, Danny.
I appreciate that call. So you listen on a radio, Yeah, definitely,

(42:14):
thanks too much. Well, thanks for that. I appreciate that.
Thanks for calling, and thanks for listening, and uh yeah,
keep on keep keeping on. Well I was okay or
that or that Tony in Connecticut. I just want to say,
I really appreciate what you guys are doing. Um. I've
been all over the world with a military and coming

(42:35):
back home and and finally I was listening to a
country station and you came on. And ever since then,
I've always listened to you everywhere I go. I drive
a truck all over the country and I try to
always get get you on the radio. But I'm very
My day goes a lot better when i'm when I
listen to you guys, I don't stress out on the

(42:55):
road or anything like that. You guys are funny as all. Heck,
someday I'd love to go see you in concert. But
and then it's just I'm really thrilled on the radio.
So how long are you in the military? I was
twenty seven years? Wow? What and what branch were you in?
I was, come on, look at this at Tony here,

(43:17):
twenty seven years? Hey, So how was life after serving
twenty seven years? When you go back to being a civilian?
It was a little difficult because I was always used
to getting up so early and doing the roots tine,
you know. And when I got out, I was like, uh, okay,
what am I gonna do? Because I really didn't have
a job, so it was a little on the boring

(43:40):
side at home. So I just went back to what
I did before. I just drive a truck. So, but
it was at the beginning it was a little uh,
it was a little cumbersome. Abod I got I got
used to it. Yeah, I love my job. Now look
at this guy, Tony served twenty seven years. Now listen
as he drives. Hey, I'm gonna send you. I guess
some signed books up here that the company sent me.

(44:00):
Cant you might have? I signed a bug and put
your name in it. Oh, I love it all right, cool,
we'll stay on the phone. Tony. Hey, we appreciate you
for serving, appreciate you for listening, and I'm gonna send
you an autograph copy of my latest book. Okay, I
appreciate Thank you very much. You're welcome, Tony. Appreciate you.
Budd A book is called fail until you don't. If
you're looking for some light reading, light beach reading. Yeah,
what have you called light? Would be considered light? I

(44:22):
think so light, not heavy? Light and inspirational. Thank you,
Thank you very much, Bobby Box, Bobby mon So it's
time for another D and lunch Box. Yes you're weight
Rosa in Alabama. Hey, Rosa, Hey, good morning to you

(44:45):
more Bobby. Now you've heard this segment before where Lunchbox
can talk to you and get your weight within five pounds. Right. Yeah,
it's a little nutty, but we love it. And here
he is. Welcome back to Whoa. Are you ready to go?
Lunchbox has thirty seconds to talk to you. You have
we ever met Rosa? By the way, no, okay, good,
So there's that you're not related to lunchbox. You and

(45:05):
I haven't met. No way to tip anybody off lunchbox.
You have thirty seconds and began Rosa, how do you
like your eggs? I don't eat eggs. What do you
put on your pizza? Cheese and pepperoni and salted? Okay?
Are you a yes watermelon person or no watermelon person? Yes?
And what is your favorite thing? Chicken fried steak? What's

(45:28):
your favorite dinner? My favorite dinner is gonna have to
be chicken out Friday. Okay? And how many times a
week do you go to the gym? None? Lunch Bunch,
you had to guess with it. How do you feel
those how you feel like? You're pretty good? You gotta
get him? Yeah? Yeah, If you get him, you get
a prize. Lunch Box. Listen, Rosa, you're a beautiful lady.

(45:51):
I like you a lot. You're from Alabama and you've
jump and jump on the scale and you see one
thirty seven. He says one thirty seven, Rosa, what do
you weay within five pounds? What do you way? One
thirty four? One for one? The guy hasn't missed in
like two months, which is crazy. Let's go over and

(46:11):
talk to Amanda and Florida. A man, this is like
the circus in the twenties. You'd go up to the
guy and he'd be like, I guess you'll wait. If
I can't get your way, I'll eat a hat or
whatever he would do back then. Let's watch. You won't
eat a hat, but he will eat some crow because
he claims to be the best. Are you ready to
play this? Amanda and Florida, she's so ready. You've heard this?
And now do we know you by any chance? Not
at all? First call? All right, let's buy Amanda, Amanda,

(46:35):
Amanda from Florida, Amanda. Who's your favorite country artist? Mike Hammond?
Bread and Wins? What's the last concert you've been to? Um?
Good one? Oh god, I'm suck okay? Favorite TV show
of all time right now? It's Last Night on Earth? Hilarious.

(46:56):
What did she say? Hey? Man? What is your favorite cereal?
And what is your favorite fast food restaurant? Time? Why
are you look? It's so frustrated. I mean she was
avoiding the questions. Oh you're exacting you as she was, like,
we're blaming. Come on, there's an accusation. Can I tell

(47:19):
him the concert one because I just totally forgotten. Oh no,
there's an accusation of you freezing him out. And we
don't like the game to be tainted, Amanda. Oh I tanted, yeah, yeah,
a little tainted. That's okay. Let's you know what when
there's when there's when there's what is it called adversity?
You gotta rise a bug? Oh okay, okay, you gotta

(47:40):
go down to Florida. Wow, you got a second man
to get on the scale. Oh whoa? And I bet
you you one way one twenty eight, he says, one
twenty eight and made it. What do you want? Yeah,

(48:04):
let's go to Brittany in Kansas, Britney. Let's play guess
you wait with lunch Box. You ready, I'm ready? Um, lunchbox?
Are you ready? Yeah? I'm ready? Thirty seconds and action?
What's your name, Brittany? How many kids you have? Off
his game? Right now? Five kids? Oh? My god? What's

(48:27):
your best friend's name? And what is your husband's name? Scott?
What do you do for a living? I work, Attie, Baby,
I'm sorry, it's time, I know, I know. Go ahead, lunchbox.
She's got five kids? Guys. Yeah, what does that mean? Who?
I don't know if you can recover after five kids? Wow,

(48:49):
I just don't know if you can recover. She lives
in Kansas. Shelby's her best friend. Yeah, I forgot the
other one herd. Yeah, as what do you wet Britney.

(49:15):
It's time for the good news. This baby Edwin was
born twelve weeks premature and needed some medicine to help
develop its lungs. Only problem is the hospital he was
born out in Nebraska doesn't have the medicine. And there's
a bomb cyclone going on outside seventy mile an hour winds,

(49:36):
and they have the medicine in Colorado. A deputy jumps
in his car and drives from Colorado, Nebraska, in the
middle of the bomb cyclone to deliver the medicine. I'm
know how a bomb cyclone is, but it sounds like bad.
It's just bad weather, like real cold and windy and crazy.
And Casey Swingle, Deputy Casey Swingle, drove all the way
in the bomb cyclone. Come with that bomb. Wow, Deputy Casey,

(50:00):
your grandma, that's amazing. Let's go talk to this is Zecily?
Is that your name Cecily. Yeah, Hi Zesely, what's going on?
Hi Bobby, I'm good. How are you pretty good? Would
you like to say? Um? I just wanted to say, um,
I really appreciate everything. I'll do. Um As continued as
to like continuing on the show. Um, because I've been

(50:23):
listening since like elementary, since my mom I've had I
was listening to you. I'm twenty two years old now
and I'm still continuing listening because I enjoy y'all so much.
And literally my favorite part of the show is like
the whole entire show, because every part makes me cracked up.
I live in New Bronfeld, but I'm from Austin, Texas,
so that whole hour drive has had me cracked up

(50:44):
because like every single part I love. I love it well,
appreciate every single part. I the endorsement, wow, good, no,
all right, hey, and I love that she's twenty two.
I've been listening since elementaries. Hey, that's just part of
life now, I know, I know it is. I'm just
like it is what it is. We used to be
young and cool and now now we're not. Now we're
neither a right there you go, thank you lunchboxes that

(51:06):
was tell me something good? Did your buddy and miss
the Bobby ball? This is a Bobby Bow right all right,
Welcome to another season of Amy Versus Lunchbox. A controversial ending,
but still nonetheless Lunchbox is returning as the champion, and

(51:29):
let's play Amy versus Lunchbox Amy Question number one. These
are three guy questions, Right, Freddie, what was the name
of the car that Bow and Luke Duke drove around
in the Dukes of Hazard? What was the name of
the car that Bow and Luke Duke drove around and

(51:50):
the Dukes of Hazard? M I feel like I that
car was on Dancing with the Star, right, yeah, they
used it like the first week. It's one of the
guys low Bow and Duke Luke Bow and Luke Duke
Dukes of Hazard. Go ahead, Daisy, Daisy? You thinking of

(52:13):
Daisy Dukes, who's also a character. Nine? Nope, I don't know.
I don't know what room you're traveling down right now,
but I'd like to travel down with you. Painted on there. No,
it's called generally. Would you have known that? Honest? Would
you have known that you can give it to her?

(52:34):
And l Would you have known that? No? Okay, Okay, Wow,
he was honest. He has to be when that's a
code of I was gonna go with old glory. Oh
that would be the American flag. But there you go.
All right, Amy, are you ready ready? Question number two?
Make sure I'm staying for sight? String, string, trimmer, hand trowel,

(53:00):
narrator are types of what string, tremor narrator? Like you
errate your yard? So yard things for your yard, yard tools?
Except yes, yard tools is the answer. There you go.
You got it. The whole time, I would have consistently

(53:20):
had to say, give me be more specific. Usband loves
when our yard gets aerated. He gets really excited. I'm
not even I wasn't even trying to say it. I
was like air, I just kind of mumble it out sometimes,
you know, all right? Last one, Um, this is the end.
Pineapple Express and Neighbors are all movies starring what actor?

(53:43):
Read it again is a questions usually guys who know
the answer to this is the end? Pineapple Express and
Neighbors are all movies starring what actor? I have? UM,
I don't want to give away things that I'm thinking
because if lunch Fox doesn't know it, it can help him.

(54:04):
But I feel like I need to say it. You
have three seconds? I know. Um, I'm sorry, that's incorrect. Lunchbox.
You can his name is the Okay good sat Jonah Hill.
Oh there, I wouldn't have known it anyway. It is
now one to one as we go over to lunch box.

(54:30):
Lunchbox Now, something we talked about on the show last week. Okay,
Greece is getting a prequel called Summer Loving. Yeah, who
plays Sandy in the nineteen seventy and original? Who's the
actress that played Sandy? Have you ever seen Grease? Nope?
You know what it is? Yeah, I know that John
Travolta is in it. Boom, we play Sandy. Ah, there's

(54:53):
an old lady. Okay, old lady. Um, it was that
old lady. Um. Three seconds Sandy Griffin. Sandy Griffin play
Sandy in correct? Amy, What is your answer here? Let's
get physical physical? YEA hold on to get physical though.

(55:17):
It is Olivia Newton, John John, I'm so where is
my brain where? Lunch Box? Paper Crown is a clothing line?
By what celebrity? Paper crown is a clo You know?
Do you know this one? Oh? Yeah you do? From
watching what? No? I really have no NICKI minaj nicki mina.

(55:40):
That's in correct? Amy, questions gotten tough for this seacon.
I'm like, what arian grande? No, Lauren Conrad, oh elc stupid?
I shouldn't known that should the Yeah? What's the score?
I know my Lauren Conrad stuff? This is for the win. Yea.

(56:00):
Curtain face, framing, whispy, and micro are all types of
facial treatments. Biers to be more specific or just isn't it? No?
I give you one b more specific? All are brows um.

(56:22):
That is incorrect, Amy, for the wind because you're tied.
Curtain face, framing, whispy, and micro are all types of
banks correct window? Thank you? What's that note? Amy? So

(56:49):
it's from Kirsten and she's from Indiana and she said,
my boyfriend of two years just proposed last weekend and
the wedding planning has begun. This may be far out,
but I wondered if you could put in a word
for me to have Bobby play at my reception. My
four year old and I listen every day and it
would make his day just as much as it would
be icing on the cake form my special day. Imagine

(57:12):
if I played at their wedding, like what the people
who had no idea what the show was would think. Oh,
she said August twenty twenty, available and listen. No, I'm
not congratulate you on your wedding. By the way, I'm
not gonna play a wedding because people that would be like,
what's happening here? Why is this guy? It? Don dopey
funny songs at the wedding. I have to go to
the wedding in November. I don't have to go, but
I've been invited. I've never been to a destination wedding

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and often feel the very selfish because I got to
take take a day off work and then pay money
to go to a wedding. Your mind, but fun. Okay,
But I've never been, so you're probably right. I've learned
a lot of things in my life over the past
ten years that most of the things I've been arguing
about I've been wrong. Yeah. The only thing that I've
been right about all my life is Home Alone is
not a Christmas movie. Other than that, I've been wrong
on many things. But yeah, who's going to that our

(57:55):
friend Mike's destination wedding. I'm going You're going, Amy yeah,
I didn't know that. Wow. I told Eddie he needed
to go because he met his wife at a Raging
Idiot concert. Eddie and I band and Eddie and I
can play. We would actually play, not the reception, but
we'd play a funny song like Somewhere Somewhere during the ceremony.
I mean, we married him through song. I could see

(58:16):
him wanting y'all to do something like that. I mean
that could be cool. Um, but yeah, I didn't know
you were going to Mexico and Mary, He's going to
look at this. My ex girlfriend text me and was like, hey,
I got to invite to this wedding. Oh And I
was like yeah, and she was like should I go?
Good question? Which ex girlfriend? Lindsay, Okay, wait to the

(58:39):
wedding you're talking about right now? Yeah he invited her?
No no, oh no, no, what I mean she is
not allowed to go? Oh I think it was so
fun if she went, Yeah, because Bobby's already reserved for Plus,
are you taking somebody else? I mean I'm all acting
like I'm confidently going I have to have my husband
myself to's about with the kids. But now it's like, okay,

(59:03):
I mean I'm just putting it out there that I mean, yes,
I plan on going so and then if Bobby's going,
that makes it way easier because we figure out the
whole work thing. What else do you get to go out? Town?
Was Bobby's so fun? Okay? Um, wow, what are you
gonna do? Well? First of all, First of all, first

(59:23):
of all, it's it was rude to him to invite her. No, No,
it was because he's putting Bobby in an awkward spot.
He's closer to Bobby than he is with her, and
you got to say, bros before this is what Okay? Here,
this is the message Legie and I are still talking him.
Is this the message you got from her? Yeah? She goes, hey,
are you going to Mike's wedding? And I say yeah.

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She said, I don't know if I should go or not.
And I don't know if he's talking about me or
because it's in Mexico. I've never been to a crazy
waying like that. And I said to her, do you
feel like you're super close to them? Don't feel pressure
to go? That's good because because even Eddie's close to them,
he's not even and I could go ahead. And then
she was like yeah, and they've been to a few
shows and they sent me an invite. I just don't know.

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And then I didn't respond because because again, I don't
have anybody right now that I'm gonna take. But you're
out there with the and again it's a long time
who knows. It is kind of weird though, Huh, it's
a weird situation. Oh wait, are you worried that you're
gonna be out there and it's paradise and you may
sparks may fly again? No, I'm worried that. What I mean,

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it'd be awkward for somebody if like I'm there with
someone or she's there with someone and I'm not. And
I like the way you put it, like you you
you let her down gently, like don't feel pressure to go.
You didn't come out and say no, don't go. But
really the meaning of that text was, look, I think
it's probably better you stay back. I mean, I mean, really,

(01:00:49):
is it? Yeah? Not really. I think there was probably
a touch of that, but mostly it was like, don't
feel pressure, feel bad, Eddie's close to him and right,
And did you immediately text Mike and be like, yo, dude,
what are you thinking? Nah? Because again they're close in
their own way, and Lindsay and are still really cool.
I'll text them for you. So that was a no.
I mean, that was a bad punning etiquette by the groom.

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So that's the role. If you invite one actually can't
invite the other. Yes, absolutely, You've got to pick which
one you want. And that's the only way you can
do this. Well, that's what that's the I mean, the
benefit is that Lindsay's super cool. Whatever ends up happening, like,
Lindsay's cool, she's the coolest. She does go, it'll be
good drama whatever she goes. And she has a dude.
And I'm there by myself just like exactly, you know,

(01:01:32):
pulling my pud. There's nothing happening. You can throw spitballs it.
What does that mean? You know what what's pull? You
can hang out with us. We'll hang out with you.
Me and my husband Amy, that's where we're gonna be.
I mean, yeah, that's me. I'm always the third wheel.
She's out there with her new boyfriend. She didn't have
a chessen that boyfriend. Now when I'm saying that, that's that,

(01:01:52):
come come right. And I'm out there sitting on the
beach alone, listening to rim pulling your what pud pud?
Everybody hurts, what do you have with a lunch box? Well,
it says that you know how you drive on empty
with the gaslight one, it is worse for your car

(01:02:14):
because like a little stuff that's messed in the fuel
tank can get stuck in the filter, and so you
need to keep it gassed up because you can do
with severe damage to your car. Oh, I ride on
empty all the time. Look at here. I hadn't thought
about it. Crazy. I don't ride on empty because I'm
scared of I'm run a gas mostly and I'm just
I'm pretty conservative and everything that I do that way

(01:02:35):
time gas I just right. Here's what I've been visioned.
I'm on the interstate and there's an accident and I'm
on E and everybody's just sitting there and I'm about
to run out of gas. And then I run out
of gas on the interstate and there's nothing for me
to do. I can't get anywhere. Wow, I'm not that
forward thinking. Oh, I've dream about that stuff. My husband
fills up at half a tank, Like if it's half

(01:02:56):
a tank, it's empty. And I'm like and then so
when he gets in my car and he sees that
I'm at habitanting, He's like, you haven't filled up. I'm like, no,
does he get in it's empty? Sometimes Yeah, he's mostly
the one that fills up my car. Actually, he'll get
like that's sometimes. There's been months of where I don't
even go to the gas station. It's pretty crazy. It's nice, yeah,
because he just kind of knows, even with your kids, Yeah, somehow,

(01:03:18):
like somewhere in the week or so, he'll end up
driving my car at some point, and if he does,
it just gets filled up. Well, it's beautiful. There's also
the thing where you know, sometimes you just can't affordify
gas in your car, Yes, but if you can, maybe
you can keep it at that point because, like I said,
it's bad for your car because there's a lot of
little things in their house. Sediment and stuff gets through
it and messes it up and then boom, you get towed.

(01:03:40):
Gotta get it repaired. Talking thousands of bucks, folks, I
saw the story about these two students that hacked their
school to get out taking tests. Oh well you think
about that, I mean, funny but bad two fourteen year olds.
Oh wow, fourteen hacked their school's Wi Fi network so
they could get out of taking tests, and it worked
until the school trace things back to them and they

(01:04:02):
were both arrested for criminal computer activity. Wow. So they
figured out a way to hack into the school's WiFi
routers and shut down the Internet. And since their tests
were on computers and internet was needed, no WiFi, made
no test. Like I want to say, no no WiFi. Sorry,
that's right. Hey, listen, they did something that's smart and
they beat the system for a while. Well, that's illegal. Normal.

(01:04:25):
What they need to do is start using their smarts
for good. Well, this is what I think were when
I read this story. By the way, they were both
arrested charge with criminal computer activity and conspiracy to commit
criminal computer activity. Have to go to Juvie. Well, I
don't know what's going to happen. This is what I
would do is I would say hey, because I think
there's a lot you can learn from people that are
doing things in a different way, and even in a
legal way, like you go, hey, okay, well instead of

(01:04:47):
putting in the kid big house, like, teach us how
you did this, show us that exactly how you did this,
so we can learn how to actually build against things
like this. You're still gonna get in trouble. You don't
get a free pass for sharing, but it's not gonna
be as harsh, right, you know most time too, Like
to find bad guys, you have to go and talk
to other bad guys and get them to and then
you're like, oh, this guy's not credible, Well nobody know,

(01:05:07):
catch me if you can. Yeah, I haven't seen that
long time, I know, but yes, yeah, Leonardo DiCaprio, he's
in jail and they take him out on the FBI
or whatever hires him. Well one, yes, at the end,
that's what happens. But like sometimes they take down mob guys,
they have to go to other mob guys and be like,
do you know, tell me what happened, and then the
courts will go if you're believing a mob guys lied

(01:05:27):
his whole life. But you have to sometimes go to
bad people and get them to run another bad people
even though they may not be the most credible. So
you go to these hackers and be like, teaches, how
you hack this, fix it up for us? And you
still get in trouble. Community service something, Yeah, you know,
anyway I read that that's pretty as a parent like party,
you would be like impressed by your kid, But then

(01:05:49):
they really need to be in trouble. Cynthia and Alabama,
what's happening? You're a hard person to get in touch
with you? Wow? Hard? You been trying for much? Now,
come on, Cynthia, it's not that hard. You're a popular man.
Come on? What so wait, you've been calling and not

(01:06:10):
getting through for months? Busy, busy, busy. Well I'm sorry.
I'm glad you got through though. Good to talk to you.
What would you like to say? Oh? I just want
to tell you that I love the show. I follow
you on American Idol, I followed you on Dancing on
the Stars. I just love everybody on the show. Is
I love it? Oh? Well thanks, Let's go around the
room and I'll say something nice about um. Well, let's

(01:06:31):
let's Sythia sip something nice about everybody in the room.
I like this. Thank that's a good bit. Synth You
said something nice about me, so I'm good enough. Say
something about Amy now. Well, Amy's just funny. I just
love her stories. I love to hear about her children.
I just love a story about her children. A thank you,
not a lot of people say I'm funny yourself. I say,
you're funny all the time. I love Yeah, she's so random. Right,

(01:06:53):
let's go over to the lunch Box. It's some about Lunchbox, Cynthia.
Lunch Box is a character. Lunch Box is. He reminds
me of me because if he likes to make everybody
laugh and he has his own what do you say, like,
he's own appeal. He doesn't care what anybody thinks. He
said what he says, what he thinks, and he doesn't
care what you think. You have a lunchbuch. You must
be a smart woman and an amazing person to hang

(01:07:15):
out with dre Yea. Let's go to one more, our
producer Eddie. Do you have anything about Eddie? Eddie, I
really don't know. I don't know. Eddie's just I don't know.
I'm not really sure. What did I say about Eddie? Wow?
I mean then we need to get to know each
other better than did you hear Eddie Foster two extra Kids? Yeah?
I was in Nashville two years ago and I tried

(01:07:35):
and tried to find the show, and I mean I
was like Stalker visions that week. I was the here.
I mean I was I was trying to get in
touch with y'all. I don't care about you, Eddie. She
who doesn't Yeah, yeah, alright, moving on to Nashville. Moved on, Eddie.
I'd love you though she doesn't talk because you know
nothing about you. I love you too, Cynthia. It's okay.
Hey listen, Cynthie. I'm gonna send you a sign book
about that, because I appreciate the game. You just went

(01:07:55):
around the room. You didn't have to do that. So
I'm gonna a sign of a copy of my last book.
It's called I want to Tell you Don't if you
want it, and I'll send it to you. How about that? Oh,
I would love that. Thank you so much. Anything you'd
like to walk out on? You dropped the mic statement,
go ahead, I dropped the mic statement. I just stood
outside my house because I have no service in my
house for thirty five minutes. Wow, come on, wow, look

(01:08:18):
at this Sia. Hey, thank you, Cynthia. I'm not gonna
hang up on You'm gonna put you on hold. I'm
gonna send you a sign book. Okay, Oh, thank you
so much. All right, thanks for listening to the show.
I appreciate that. Bobby Show. We're gonna head out. Appreciate
everybody for being here. Ay. Oh today I have a
lot of side hustling going on. I had to get
my lashes done. Yeah. I went to Amy's lash appointment

(01:08:41):
a few weeks ago. She goes to this place called
lash here in Nashville. Why did you go? Because I
wanted to watch He was very curious because she lays down,
sat there and watched a filmed it. I'm a boy here, Okay,
I wanted to see what Amy lays down and they
go to work in her eyelashes. The girl's name is
Amy that also does Amy's eyelashes, and so I'm just
like what happens here. It's very scientific and she and

(01:09:04):
Amy's really really good. But we normally listen to a
podcast or that's where I schedule conference calls. Because my
eyes are closed, I can't do anything, so I lay there,
either take a nap, do a call, or listen to
a podcast. It's a long time. I didn't say the
whole time. Yeah, that would be weird. I got a
cool things. I gotta go to the allergist today. How
much how much more do you have to go? Back?

(01:09:26):
Watch you gotta do that thing where they they watched
me take a pill. Oh yeah, which is not gonna
be awkward at all. All right, anybody gather around. I'm
gonna take a pill three two one, yeah, so you
see tomorrow. I have a good day. The show Instagram
is at Bobby Bone Show. Thank you so much. It
can be anywhere in the world, but we're happy you're here.

(01:09:47):
Thank you, y'all.