Lunchbox Prank Calls Restaurants + Psycho Things You’ve Done In A Relationship

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Did your buddy and missed the Bobby Balls America. This
is the Bobby Ball Show, right, Hey, good morning, welcome
to another Bogbone show Thursday morning. Want a studio Monday?
How much? Feel like we need a better opening than
the same opening we have all the time because it

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is the same opening for every hour, But like we're
just not getting answered on the show. And she'd be
like yeah, and then we let it build for a
little bit and then we come on and we're like,
studio morning. Don't we like an intro? Yeah? Yeah, I
like that. I've done that before, like back in the
day years ago. Yeah, it felt good. Well, no, we

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just played a whole song, but it got people ready.
It means the early morning listeners knew the show was starting. Well,
I need to consider changing this lit a bit. But
that's what I was thinking about this morning. Hey, Billy
and Oklahoma, you're on the ear high. Hey, how are y'all?
Good morning? Good morning? I like that. Hey, I was

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just one day. Update on Amy's dad and baby box.
All right, update from Amy about her dad, Amy, how's
your dad? He is? And now he's back in a
rehab hospital. So he was at home. Yes, we took
him to Colorado for Christmas, and it sort of set
him back. He caught pneumonia while we were there and
was in the hospital for six days. And when you

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do that, you really set someone back. That's some recovery.
So my sister and I feel bad about that because
we kind of were the ones that made him go
to Colorado because he thought he was doing good. And
so now he's back in Austin at a rehab hospital.
Hopefully he'll get out of their mid January. Maybe so
you knew he would get worse. I didn't know. Even
though you didn't know, we didn't know. He just he

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wasn't feeling. He's like, are y'all sure I should do it?
I don't really know that I should travel and go
to that out soon. And we're like, Dad, your entire
families here, all your grandkids. We got so much fun stuff, cleaning.
You can't miss out on this. You got this, Dad,
you can do it. In the first three days were
like okay, and then Christmas Eve went into the hospital
and was there for the rest of the trip for
six more days. Billy, would you blame Amy for that

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or no? Absolutely? Absolutely not? Okay, Okay, Yeah, I mean
my dad. I mean, and then he felt bad that
Christmas days in the hospital and he was like looking
at us because we're there in the hospital with him
on Christmas Day and he's just like crying because he
feels like he ruined our Christmas. And I'm like, oh
my gosh, Dad, No, it's our fault. But I really
feel like he's he's gonna get stronger in rehab and
we'll be back doing good again. Yeah. Amy's dad was

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in the hospital hid cancer in his throat, throat and tongue. Yes,
is he still talking with the throat thing? No, the
trake is out. Track is out doing good. He had
a swallow test, like he really wants to eat real
food because he has a feeding tube. He wants to eat,
but he hasn't passed his swallow tests and you can't
eat until you can swallow. Well, Billy, And we'll get

(02:54):
up date from lunchbox about a baby coming up in
a little bit. Billy. You good, buddy, Yes, sir, I'll
be probably for your dad. Great. Thank you so much. Billy.
Were you hat in Oklaoma? Itman? Oh? Love it good place. Yeah,
he's a summer there. Do you guys know that, Yeah,
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into the weekend, snow and rain in the middle of
the countries. Aby, these four teenagers broke into a car
dealership and this is at a CarMax in Houston, and
they took the cars and they drove him around and
played bumber cars with them. Oh my gosh. They crashed
a Porsche, a Mustang, a Dodge Challenger that caused eight

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hundred thousand dollars in damages. What teenagers? I mean, I
guess it should be teenagers out adults. But how why
are they thinking this is okay? I don't think they
thought it was okay. The cops say, four miners broken
to a dealership and use twenty high end cars in
an expensive game of bumper cars? Does this sound fun?
Do you launch box there now? So it's absolutely like
a dream come true that that would be so fun

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to just drive and just ram into each other. Have
you and never wanted to do like the demolition derby
with nice but you know you're in trouble, Like I
would just be so stressed out the whole time. That's
why I'd be a bad criminal the whole time be
committed the crime. I'd be like, I'm for sure going
to jail. I'm for sure they're gonna be holding somebody's
pocket in the big house. Like That's what I'll be
thinking about. When you're crushing that portion of the Dodge Challenger,
You're thinking, Man, I'm not getting caught. Ya. Is that

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they're they thought they're just not gonna get caught. The miners,
who only were identified as males of course only mails,
only idiot deeds would do something down like this, broke
into the CarMax in Houston. They were able to access
the dealership keys and just start ramming the cars into
each other. Oh, they went into the very cars and
crashed them. Wow. The foursome ran from the scene after

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police were called there they were able to escape on foot.
Police set up a perimeter. Did they catch them you think? No? Yes? No, way, Yes,
and spect were caught on the dealership of surveillance. All
four juveniles were arrested and booked into the Harris County
Detention Center. Charted the first three felony criminal mischief. But
does that sound fun to you, Amy, No, but it

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does sound fun to you. Sounds like a blast. Those
four dudes have a story of a lifetime. Yeah, in jail. Yeah,
and they're gonna hold a bunch of money. Is it
worth two hundred thousand dollars to go do that? Yes?
For you to pay back, because then you can go
bob jail couple cards and crash them an each other
record it. So, but have you and three your boys
have the story and to be able to experience them?

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Do it? If it's worth it, go to do it.
Time now for easy trivia. So these are all just
super easy trivia questions, right and write your answer down.
I mean sometimes they're easy. It's like never. We only
pick them because they're in general easy trivia, Like that's
the category they're in. So let's play easy trip question
number one, The Leaning Tower of pizza. Oh, I've seen

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a picture of it. Is in what country? Write your
answer down? Often referred to in the leaning Tower of
Pizza Eddies in lunchboxes and amies, and it's all in
the game here, got it, Delaning Tower of Pizza, right, Amy,
Italy pizza sounds like Italy. That's why I went with Italy. Okay, Eddie,

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pizza for sure, Italy. That's not pizza. But but well,
whatever it takes to get it right. The answer is Italy.
Question number two, easy trivia. At what temperature fahrenheit does
water boil? Oh? Boy, so you know what it freezes

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at fahrenheit thirty two degrees? I'm in. At what temperature
fahrenheit does water boil? I just looked at Amy's page,
and she's got it, folks, she got it easily. It's
the easy question. She has the right answer. Okay, so
it's so it's not thirty two thirty two is the
low that's where it freezes? Where does it boil? Oh? Yeah,

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I'm in. I'm in for the wind lunchbox. I put
the oven all time at three fifty Oh wow, what
is that too much? It's too much? Eddie two fifty
two twelve. Oh, come on, and Celsius? Is it one hundred? Okay,
so it's Celsius the real scale. We don't use it.
But what's the largest ocean in the world? Easy trivia?

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What's the largest ocean in the world? This one always
gets a little tricky. There's only two big ones? Oh?
Got it? Yeah, I'm Amy, dang it. He hadn't even
said your answer, Indie, and she said, what, lunchbox, it's

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either Atlantic or Pacific. There's only two big ones. I
put Pacific. I got Pacific back in the game. Okay,
like the smallest everybody? Yeah, everyone's tied up. I know something.
Who invented the very first airplane? Easy trivia? The first airplane?

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You can stare at me all you want, lunch give
me any hint here? Got it? Oh, I'll go with
the do you need the first and lastment? I just
need who invented? I got it? Amy? The right brothers, lunchbox,
I put the right brothers. The right Brothers' billion a heart.

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That's which is the largest land animal? Huh? What's the
largest and land animal? Oh? Like, what's the largest land animal? Okay, okay,
there's only one. I'm in aby the rhinoceros, lunchbox rhino, rhino,

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the elephant horse. Elephants are huge. I've never seen a
rhino so around. What's in your name for the wind?
What planets go ahead? Mercury incorrect? A second from the sun.
I wouldn't know that anyone. Venus correct, winner, That's not

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what you thought started the morning that I gave you.
Venus is a big winn. It's the latest from Nashville
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(10:09):
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Morgan number two. That's your skinny. It's time for the
kid News with Amy Damn, so shout out to this
police officer, Jason Smith in Kansas City. He was driving
along and saw that there was a stranded cat in
the median on the highway, and he had his little,
you know, recording cam on his little chest, so everything
got recorded and he went straight up, rescued the crying

(11:18):
kind that was nawing on crazy, carried the cat to
his car, fell in love with it, but then took
it to an animal shelter where they could care for
the kid. And then he couldn't help himself, went back
and adopt them. I thought you were gonna say he
didn't adopt the cat, and he named her Bella. Good
for him. That's good. That's a good story. That's what
it's all about. Right there. Shown today. The story comes

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us from Hatfield, Massachusetts. Eight thirty year old man walked
into the bank, said, hey, this is a robbery, give
me all the money. They put a bunch of cash
in the bag. He runs out across the highway into
the woods. Police go looking for him, can't find him,
can't find him, and then boom, he falls out of
the tree because he's he was standing on a ranch.
It broke and he came crashing down with the money

(12:03):
in hand. So they're searching for him in the woods
and they're like, well, as Wilson, we're not gonna be
able to find him today. All right, go ahead, let's
turn in. He comes crashing down into day. He fell
at their Feetnate, is it or is it super fortunate? Lunch?
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(12:24):
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(13:35):
to the Dirty John podcast? Yes? Did you watch the
Dirty John TV show? Yes, okay, watch it all Bravo
all Dirty John like because Lunchbox, Eddie Ray. They were like,
it's amazing. You got to check it out. So I,
you know, was on a walk, decided to check out
the podcast and I was all in, I think, what

(13:56):
is this about? What I like it? Yes? John is
real so Dirty John. It just sounds so weird. You're
like what And they even haven't had dirty Bathroom. Yeah,
they have ads in the podcast and for like products.
You know, it's like a commercial and it's like inner
code Dirty John and you'll stay three percent. And I'm like,
oh my gosh, I don't want to do that. But um,
Luckily it was a beautiful day when I was listening,
my son was on a scooter and I was like,

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I got in three episodes on our Walk, which is crazy.
What's Dirty John? About? John? Is this crazy guy who
got a nickname for being dirty because he's totally dirty shady,
dirty shady John let me know however you want to
call it, and his relationships with women. I'm only on
episode three on the podcast, episode one on the TV show,
so I only know that it involves this woman that

(14:40):
he duped into marrying him, and he only knew her
for like five weeks and they got married, and she
thinks he's this amazing guy and he's totally psycho. He
says he's an enthusiologist. He's not. Yeah. Yeah. He somehow
convinced her to buy this like beachfront property. She's an entrepreneur,

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like has a design that's like she makes tons of money.
So he like has all these excuses why he can't
afford to pay for it. He's like, I wish I
could buy this place for us. He's like, but you know,
I got this divorce money and taxes, and she's like,
you know what, I can pay for it. What's the
purpose of the whole story? Too. Well. First of all,
it's true. I don't know. Okay, go ahead, I don't know.

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So the purpose of the story, I think is I
think the La Times or whatever did. It's an investigative
report on this guy. Then it turned into a podcast
because it was so interesting. Then Bravo was like, let's
do a scripted show about this because it's so interesting. Yeah,
who has seen it? Here? I have Amy is watching it. Yeah.
I listened to the podcast. Oh all of it. Oh

(15:49):
it's okay, don't get it. I just got into where
we're getting into dirty John's past and now he has
an ex wife. Ye hear? Anymore? No? No more? Okay?
With like people, let's good. You recommend our listening to
check out because my husband kind of came in on
the TV show and he didn't hear the podcast. This
is what you need to understand is the podcast is
like your real life, Like you know, they're recounting what happened.

(16:13):
The Bravo thing is a scripted show, so some stuff
is a little bit different and it's not like a documentary.
But that's the difference. Good clarification. Yeah, because I think
it's important to know that because you're like Connie Britton. Hey,
I have a thing coming out because that's pretty psycho
what that dude's doing. Okay, he said he went to
Iraq for a year. Oh yeah, it's like with doctors

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without borders. And he was never show. We're talking about
people being psychos and relationships because Ammy's watching Dirty John. Yeah,
here you go. A Long Island man Matthew Burke thought
a bottle of wine had gone bad? Can you take
a step of it? Was like, so he spit it

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out right. The next day, his four year old son
told a babysit, Mommy puts something in daddy's drink. Prosecutors
say his estranged wife broke into his apartment on at
least three occasions and put anna freeze and bottles of wine.
Whoa no, no, they keep do you could die? Was

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she trying to get? Yeah? How does she think he's
not going to taste the Anna freeze. She was indictedt
Thursday and charges of attempted murder, attempted to saw burglary,
and endangering the welfare of a child. Yeah, keep that
in mind, people based of twenty five years in prison.
So here's what happened. They call He calls police and

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they say, install surveillance cameras. So they captured her again,
accompanied by the eight year old daughter pouring a pink
liquid into a bottle of wine in his kitchen. Whoa man,
women are crazy. I don't think it's a woman thing.
I think it's just a person thing, person thing. Obviously,
dirty John's a man, that's true. Where are you who
sends the thousands of text messages we've talked about, Oh,

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Matthew to one, Matthew Bird had full custody of both
children while she had temporary visitation and her internet search history,
Oh boy said things like what liquids for cars can
kill a human? Course us. So she was upset about
the custody and so there's a reason why he had. Yeah,
I think she's gonna lose her visitation too. I think

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so too. Here's what we're gonna ask if this could
turn into something. Oh boy, what's what's the most psycho
thing you've ever done in a relationship? Wow? Hopefully it's
nothing like that. We try to kill somebody. But I
think we've all gone a little crazy. I have not
gone crazy. Someone's gone crazy on me, but I haven't
gone You haven't come on I think about it about

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the psycho or crazy. Give me the craziest thing you've
ever done, if you'll limit it. Eight seven seven seventy seven, Bobby,
you may in the room. Have one they want to share?
Coming up of Raymond has one. We'll come back in
a minute. Eight seven seven seven seventy seven, Bobby, that's
our phone number. The most psycho thing you've ever done

(19:03):
in a relationship call share. Okay, you want to go
to jail. We promise yes to admit the most psycho
thing that they've done. Okay, Riba and Georgia, you're on
the air high. Okay, So the most fuckiest thing I've
ever done is I created a fake tender account to

(19:23):
see if my boyfriend was still using tender and I
make sure the girl was like the perfect type, had
red hair, everything, um, and he wasn't complete fail. So
you built this fake person his type. But yeah, like you,
I made. I found a girl online, um that was
his perfect type and everything, and it just it didn't work.

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Are you guys still together? No? No, it was my boyfriend. Okay,
you're on the robin. The most psycho thing you've ever done?
The ex wife who wouldn't move out. So u I
turned off the electric, the water to the gaff. Oh
and uh, you know she finally moved out. Did you
live without electric, water and gas? No, I moved to

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a different I was living in Nashville. She was living
in a different place. You shut it all off. That
was in your name. Oh yeah, she didn't like burn
the place down. Huh Now now with her and her kids. Wow,
so you turned off the electric and water and all
the things for the kids up my kids? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,

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I stole their food. I burned their school books. Yeah,
my problem. Okay, I appreciate that. Robbino. I mean he
was there steppedad at some point, right, No, hey, not
not our problem. Hey, Raymond, not coming to you. In

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a second. You're gonna grab a mic Hey, Jenny and Georgia.
Most psycho thing you've ever done? Go ahead. Um. So
I put a family trecker on my husband, my ex husband,
now his cell phone, to track him forty five minutes
to a different city and call him cheating. Oh you
did catch him? Oh yeah? Is it psycho though? If

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you actually find out that something's up, because isn't it
like it just depends what the result is. Yeah, if
you find out that they were doing bad. Isn't it
just you're pretty good at figuring things, you're a detective,
and if they weren't, then you're psycho. Yes, yeah, it's
kind of like you just have to see where it falls. Okay, Jenny,
I would say that's not psycho. Really, did you feel psycho?

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Had the whole story, you would know it'scho. My internet
off so I couldn't catch him on Facebook. So I
took my laptop to McDonald and added the family tracker
on his phone and actually tracked him down to a
different city. But something's up if he's doing that something
that you're not being psycho. We're being like you were

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investigative reporting. Thank you, Jenny. Non psycho, Jenny, Let's go
over and talk to Jamie and Ohio, Jamie, most psycho
thing you've done? Hi? There. I put hot red pepper
plakes and my husband's coffee crowns, and when he preached
out the coffee pot the night before work and he
brewed it, took a tikie thermis of it to work

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to share with this bread. The spread complained that his
throat was burning, and then my husband's was burning. He
thought maybe they just had four throats. But yeah, I
was getting back for being kind of rude the night before.
Wow and his friend got punished for that too. I
missed what she put in the coffee, red pepperlakes in
the coffee grown. Oh yeah, I love it. Psycho. Yeah,

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thank you Jamie raymondo our audio production. What's the most
psycho thing you've done? Yeah? This is my ex girlfriend.
So she came over to my place and she broke
up with me, and then she just randomly took a nap.
So I already had her password and everything. So I
got on her phone and every single picture she had
on that bad Boy deleted, never to be ever seen again.
And this is before Instagram, so the phone pictures out
on your phone are pretty big deal. Gone. You deleted
Oliver picture, everyone on everything, hit him all select all

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the leave. I got your revenge. I got into an
ex girlfriend's email once she left it open on my computer.
That doesn't seem like you. I was like twenty three,
it's like the last lifetimes. But I was like, going,
well it's up, and I was wondering. I was like,
I wonder if she's cheating on me. She wasn't, but
I read all the emails just to make sure. Yeah,
that was like the only thing I ever did where

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I was like, I'm not proud of that. I think
I talked about on the air a long time ago.
Unch Walk Everything. Psycho. No, No, you're pretty pretty good. Listen.
I love him, leave him. I don't need him. Oh
my gosh, you're married with a baby. I know. But
back in the day, I love him, leave him. I
didn't need him. Win. But you never did anything. No,
I really never did anything. Okay, what did you you're putting? Okay, well,

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I mean I'm trying to think, and I'm like, I
but sought revenge or done anything. Crazy. We're talking about
that Dirty John podcast and a TV show. Yeah, apparently
that dude. Psycho. Yes, crazy, No, thanks for all the
ask another one. You can give us a call. Eight seven,
seven seventy seven. Bobby, Hey, is it drony bo Byron?

(24:08):
How you doing budd Yes, sir, how are you doing good?
What'd you do? It's not me. It was my ex girlfriend.
We had a kind of like a disagreement and uh
uh she threw acher a butcher state knife at me
and I dunked and she hit the ball. Hit the ball,
she do a knife at you. If that hits you,

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she probably goes to jail. If it hits you the
right way, yeah, I mean, if it goes blade first
into you, she probably goes to jail. Probably. So I
locked myself in the room and I called her parents
and I told her she had to go. Yeah, she
has to go right now. All right, I appreciate that call.
Apparently Samuel L. Jackson makes ten million from just those

(24:52):
Capital one commercials. Wow, huh. His movies. He's made one
hundred and twenty movies. That's oh wow. His movies made
thirteen point three billion dollars around the world, five point
seven billion in the United States. That's better than Harrison
Ford and Tom Hanks, who are the next two guys.
But I just think he's done more movies, so he

(25:13):
therefore makes more. Yeah, I mean, you do more. It's
more jobs. But like he, I know, he's done great things.
So don't like when I think of him, all I
think about his snakes on a plane. Yeah, he's done.
He's done a lot more than that, I know, But
like I can't name anything else he was in. Yeah,
Paul fiction, Okay, I haven't seen either one of those,
but yeah, ten million for just the Capital one commercials.

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So I saw that I wanted to bring that to
your attention. Uh, Lunchboxes Baby, we were we gotta call
you this morning and the guy was like, hey, what's
the update with Lunch's baby because he had been crying
all night and then he was sick. Yeah, so how
was it last night? Last night? He was good. Yeah,
he went to bed and he slept till three in
the morning until he started crying again. He wants some food,

(25:55):
like feed me, feed me, but he's still a little
coffee and sick. But he wasn't crying last night. Is bad.
He wakes up at three in the morning everything, And
does your wife wake up at them or do you?
Oh you don't, no, no, no, no, no, I wake
up because I am crying. I'm like, hey, hey, you
need to get him. Oh you do wake up, but
you just wake up and then tell her that and
then she grabs him and I'm back asleep. Here's the
clip for you. This is not Lunchboxes Baby, but it's

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how to take a newborn and make them stop crying.
Oh okay, oh that sounds like my baby. Is it?
Lunch boxes baby. Oh, it sounds like he's trying to

(26:38):
match you. Oh, so that's what you do. You go,
oh and apparently your baby here's that and tries to
match them. Wow, all right, So next time your baby's crying,
do that and record it. That sounds like your wife
and that clip my baby. I mean I think it

(26:59):
probably all babies sunk close to similar, right, Yeah, baby
sounds like ya, and your baby sounded like from what
I remember? Yeah? Oh, what do they do in yoga?
I go to yoga? They make those noises sometimes, Dude,
I don't like it. And they also say namas stay

(27:20):
at the end class. I don't even say that, Like,
what's the use. They're like the light in me shines
the light on you, and they say all this stuff
and they're like, now I'm mistaying. Everybody goes nah, miss
day and I'm looking arout like I'm just glad to
be done right. What does it not? He stays the
way they close it, and that means the meaning of
that is the light within me honors the light within you.

(27:41):
We even have a song namas Day the Raging Idiots
our band, but that's like, nah, I'm gonna stay right right, right. Yeah,
I'm always like, why do people say nam, why do
they go cleans the inside of you out? Apparently? Really,
I use meta musil for the same effect. It's a
lot quieter, youse. Guys should try meta musil. Yeah, I'm
back to yoga today. I was at the I was
boxing yesterday. I have gem rash on my butt What

(28:03):
is that like? Ring rash that was on the bottom
of the ring doing what you do is you lay
down in the ring and do sit ups and stuff
like you box, and you have a ring rash on
my buttocks. I was laying my gun like a real boxer. Now, No,
I don't want people hit me. I hit people, but
you don't, no way. I do not let mess up
the moneymaker. What's the moneymaker? Your face? Oh? Is it? Yeah?

(28:28):
I just don't get vocal cords. I just don't want
to get hit. Oh yeah that hurts. Yeah, I've heard.
There's no no need for that. It's time for the
good news, good man. There's this little girl named Journey.
She was turning eight years old, so she was gonna
bring cupcakes to her whole class and surprised them have

(28:48):
a little birthday party the night before her and Grandma
stay up late decorating cupcakes. They're driving to school the
next day and they get in a car wreck. So
what happens to the cupcakes splatter all over the car.
They're ruined, and a deputy, a sheriff's deputy, drives them
to school because the car can't drive anymore, drops them
off and drives in the store and buys replacement cupcakes.

(29:11):
So Journey, you can have her birthday? Barday, Good for him? Who? Yeah,
good for him? There you go. That's good stuff. It's
what it's all about. That was tell me something good
Over to Morgan number two, the latest from Nashville and
Tullywood Morgan number two thirty cent Skitty Florida Georgia Line
announced there Can't Say I Ain't Country tour kicking off

(29:34):
this summer with Dan and Jay Morgan, Wallen, Kane and
Smith and Hardy Kane Brown announce a collaboration with rapper Khalid.
It's called Saturday Nights coming up tomorrow. Here's a clip.
It's called what Saturday Nights? It comes out tomorrow. Yes,
Kane Brown and Kaleid got it things? What Else? Dan

(29:57):
and Jay dropped two acoustic versions of their songs they
did speechless for those who wanted to play it at
weddings didn't. They recorded tequila acoustically since it's the song's
one year anniversary. Here's what I want to drink tequila
gently or what Lucky for us? They came in and
played an acoustic we've been playing on for the past

(30:18):
oh yeah month of su Yeah, those guys are killing it.
I would say they're the hottest thing in country music
right now, like silently, because they've been around for a bit.
You will sleep on there. The biggest thing happened right now.
I'm we're going to that's your skinny. There's this twinning app.

(30:42):
So pop Sugar has this app where you upload a
photo of yourself and it brings up your celebrity doppelganger.
Do you guys want to hear who everybody's is? Oh no,
because we uploaded them and I have everybody's picture with them. Okay,
So ray Mundo or audio producer? Hey, who uploaded the pictures?
Do we know who? Do this? Morgan one? Okay? RAYMONDA
hears picture him and Henry Caville they got from Superman.

(31:05):
They Oh wow, Hey, that's ball will be Superman. You
could be super dude. It's a good picture of you two.
Do they photoshop hair on your head of this picture? No,
that's the new look. Yeah yeah, well it looks good. Great.
So that picture was taken like a year ago more
than that, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, he's like twenties, like
his high school Okay, just so people can visualize what

(31:29):
we look like here on the show. Eddie oh boy,
our video producer, and Joe Montana. Really let me see
Joe Montana. Oh man, I'm in the quarterback Montegna. I
don't know. He's known for David Rossi and Criminal Minds. Yeah,
I know that dude, the older Hispanic guy. Yeah, he's
like sifty, real nice. I see that. Do you see
these pictures? Next really gets Superman? I get a Joe

(31:51):
mind tanga. Okay, okay, okay, let's see what else we
have here lunchbox Nick schwartzon the guy that kind, I
see that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I thought he'd get
Joe Bashimi, Steve Bashimi. Yeah whatever, Amy gets Brooklyn Decker,

(32:17):
understand that. But just because they have the same hair,
let's relax. Yeah, I would say that in that picture
is definitely one where I had my makeup done professionally
and my hair done Amy looks like Sports Illustrated and
Grayson Frankie's Brooklyn Decker pay me that if we let
all these up on the Instagram and then I have
Wow Joel McHale. Let you see he doesn't wear glasses

(32:40):
in this, but Joel McHale from the Soup and from community. Yes,
very interesting. But you're yeah, and it does I do
kind of if you were to put on the black glasses,
I do have a mind. He were yeah. I said, yeah, yeah,
there you go. What. I have never thought that one,
but we talked about it before. We talked about you
look like Joel mccale and then the Dexter dude. Yeah,
the Dexter dude, I do look like. Sometimes I would

(33:02):
look at that Dexter opening and be like, I look
like a dude from Dexter. What's his name? Dexter Runs Hall,
Michael Shall, Michael Sea Hall. Where did Ryan go from?
I don't know. I just had this first name popped
in my head. I knew it was Ce Hall. We'll
load them up on our Bobby Bones Show Instagram page
at Bobby Bones Show if you want to see him
we'll put them all up at once. So yeah, there
you go. That that's who we're looking at. Hey, Joe Montegna,

(33:24):
I thought it was Joe Montana. No, even you don't
look anything like Joe. Eddie your buddy, and he missed
the Bobby. This is Bobby Ball Show, right. Eddie's upset
because they say his doppelganger, that's the celebrity, is seventy

(33:47):
one years old. Joe Mantegna. Come on, he's Italian and
the Hispanic. I could probably look like that in thirty years.
Can I just say? Though he does not look seventy one,
not a day over sixties, I would say, Okay, over
to Amy, here we go. Let's let's get the joke

(34:08):
in the morning, Corny, what kind of award did the
dentist receive? What kind of award did the dentist receive?
A little plaque? Nah, come on, that was the morning Corny.
I like this story. You know, I always appreciate efforts.

(34:32):
Sometimes the effort doesn't actually turn itself into what you're hoping.
It isn't manifested to the desired ending. But here's a
woman who wanted to date this cop. Right, she meets
scomp She's like, man, I'd like to go on day
with him. She just can't get him to like her.
So she dialed nine one one on herself to get
the option to meet her, and then it didn't work.
Then she broke into a closed police station and then

(34:53):
she ready files and the whole Yeah, yeah, yeah, I
admire the effort. Women are just it's not a woman thing. Okay.
Who do you know who chops people up? Men? Who
did Danny Freeze? But I'm saying, you know who ends
up chopping people up? Men like they're crazy? Well, but
Loraine and Bob chop one. Yeah, it's one guy. The

(35:14):
choppers are guys. Okay, I agree, and the barbecuers. Ashley Kister,
twenty seven years old, was caught on surveillance breaking into
a police station. She rated files after signing an agreement
to stop harassing an officer. She called nine one one
and told them to get the officer to meet her
and just so she could go out with them. It's

(35:34):
one way to do it. Yeah, someone single myself. Yeah
I understand that. Yeah, I get it. Yeah, I get it. Sometimes.
So Lunchbox called businesses yesterday and said, hey, I can't
come in. I'm sick. It doesn't work there, So what's
the first place? Like? What kind of places it? Just
a restaurant, like a sit down restaurant or a fast
food restaurant. I'll sit down. Okay. Here he is calling
in to a restaurants and I can't come into work

(35:56):
today except he doesn't work there afternoon. How can I
help you? Oh? Yeah, who's this? This is Jason? How
are you doing? I'm glad this is hey girl? Um,
I was supposed that constipated. No, I'm sick. I'm sorry
being at three o'clock and I'm just I'm not I'm
feeling under the water. I don't think i'm gonna able
to make it, okay, and I'm sorry. What was your
name again, Jason? Jason Gibble? Yeah, and oh okay, I

(36:19):
came down with something this morning. I don't know, and
I just I'm supposed to work three to eleven. I
just can't make it. Are you are you a cook? No? No,
I did, I'm the waiter. Ja, He's dumbles. I'm thinking,
I don't know it's in the waiter. Yeah. I didn't
know anybody here was a server by that name. But

(36:41):
I was just hoping you could cover my shift, or
you get you know, you know, get a Lissa to
cover my shift. I thank you having the wrong place.
I'm you're a lot of names that I don't freaking
eze no, I said, if you could get Melissa to
cover my saaft. Oh wow, she does not have time

(37:04):
for you anymore. Wow, she didn't even like mess around you.
Hear him? What was your name again, Jason? Jason Gibble? Yeah,
and oh okay, it's like you broke a rib. Like
you're coughing with a broken rib. Yeah, that's funny. It's hard.
Get more of these, yeah, all right, more of Lunchbox
calling into places he doesn't work and saying I'm sick.

(37:27):
So Lunchbox calls places he doesn't work and tells them
he's sick. Here we go. Call two is what another
restaurant sit down? In a fast food sit down? Okay?
Oh yeah, this is Jason. I'm supposed to being at
three and I just don't think I can make it.
I'm sick. Okay, Um, Jason is supposed to be in

(37:50):
at three? What do you do here, sir? I'm a server.
I wait tables, Uma tables, you know, I do a
little bit of this, a little bit that you know, like, yeah, wait,
we don't have a Jason here, sir. Yeah, yes, ma'am.
I'm supposed to work three to eleven though, I'm just
I don't want to leave you shorthanded. But do you

(38:11):
think here can cover restaurant? Are you calling? I'm calling? No,
you don't work here, sir, Yes, ma'am, ma'am, ma'am am.
I getting fired, getting fired for being sick? Oh wow,
I'm fired. It's funny you knew what a suffer was
that call? Like one call later, he knows what he
does exactly. Here we go, what's number three? Another sitting

(38:32):
down restaurant? Thanks? Does Jason? You know I work later today?
And well he's dying now, like work quick and with
him not feeling great till he's struggling now, he may
not make it through this call? Thanks? Does Jason? You know?

(38:56):
I work later today and I'm just I'm under the weather.
I woke up up and I just don't think I'm
gonna be able to make it. Hey, no, Jason is
I don't have anyone who worked here by the name
of Jason. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm new, but
I'm the manager. I would know if there's a Jason
that worked here. No, no, I've done two shifts. I

(39:16):
mean I got him paycheck on the fifteenth. And your
name is Jason. Yeah, well that's my nickname. Yeah, Chase.
My real name is Chase, but you guys call me Jason.
Now you've pivoted. Okay. Also, I like that you got
a paycheck on the fifteenth. Yeah, it was on the
ninth yesterday. Yeah, yes, yeah, but he's only worked two
ships almost a month ago. I had no. That's the

(39:37):
way I had no. And like I like right now,
like I'm on the toilet and I'm puking and trash
game right now, okay, and you performed here. You're on
a toilet and you're puking in the trash game. Man,
it's flying out of both holes server. But sometimes I
cooked two. I mean I'm a wow, he does everything. Sorry,

(39:58):
I never did both. I never served cook no No
one or two. You know, like when the orders running out,
grab it and take it out from people and I oh, okay, yeah,
I know exactly who you are. Thanks for coming. Yeah,
thank you. I shouldn't know who you are. I guess
they gave me a day off. Huh yeah, at lea's
let me get fired. True, you are on the toilet

(40:21):
and a bucket, and I guess that's the government shutdown.
You haven't been paid, But maybe that's what it was. Well,
how about this. This guy's roommate stole his winning lottery ticket.
He thought it was a ten thousand dollars ticket, but
it was a ten million dollar ticket. Oh my god.
No one of his roommates goes to the same store,

(40:43):
purchases the same ticket, later alters his losing ticket to
match the winning ticket. Not only did he forge this,
but he forged what is the wrong linning amount in this?
That you win the lotto, be careful who you trust,
sign it, put it in a safe place all you
know about if you'll remember, and then come and claim
the tickets. A man nearly missed out on cashing in
a ten million dollar lottery scratcher after police said the

(41:06):
man's roommates stole the scratcher and attempted to cash in
the prize for himself, and they released the details. But
the guy thought he was winning ten thousand dollars and
was just gonna be out like tut turns out it
was ten million and once that happens, you gotta like
check into places. And they got like pictures and they
got it and they busted him. An investigator with the

(41:26):
California Lottery Office began working with police after discovering the
ticket was stolen. They believe that his roommate had purchased
the same type of a lot of scratcher, like I said,
and then switched it and altered it. And they went
to the lottery offices and Sacramento and he was gonna
collect his prize ten thousand, our prize. They were like, no,
ten million, and then they arrested him because he stole
ten million dollars. That's super theft. And your roommates are

(41:49):
supposed to be your friends. Do you ever have roommates
that were are your friends? Yeah? Yeah, I guess I
did in college. Had that one summer not good. They
stole from me. Oh wow, Yeah, I had a bucket
full of change gone. Did you ever confront them? Yeah?
I was like, hey, man, there's my whole bucket of
change is gone. I go on vacation for a week

(42:09):
and I come back and it's gone. I don't know
anything about it. My okay, But he wasn't your friend.
Now you guys get stuck together, just that potluck thing.
Do you have ever roommate that you didn't like? Yeah?
Through pot luck and it was But so there was
four of us. Three of us knew each other, the
fourth one we didn't. And then it just end up
being awful. We couldn't wait for the year to be up.

(42:29):
It's three roommates. Yeah, it was a four bedroom apartment,
and we all had the commentary in the kitchen, I mean,
and it got to where she was the one that
post it notes on her food. Like one time I
accidentally ate one of her yogurts and it was like,
well that's why, No, it wasn't. It honestly was an
honest accident, but it's like we couldn't have a normal
conversation about it, like, hey, you ate my yogurt. I'm like, oh, hey,

(42:51):
let me go to the storm replace your yogurt. I
just came home and everything was labeled with post it
notes in her name, and like there was no conversation.
It was just awkward. Living for like a year. I
had a roommate who was my best friend in high school,
and then I went back to my room one day
and he moved out. He didn't tell me we're friends again.
But my schedule was a nightmare, and I was probably
tough to live with because I had to work all

(43:12):
the time. And I was like, hey, make we party
least here that guy. I got that guy my freshman
year when I was in the dorms. First I had.
I was in the dorm when this happened. I had
my boy David, and I won't say his last name,
but I had the volleyball on the his side of
the room, and he got mad at me, and I
kicked him out, and then I got some twenty one
year old due thoughts with my dad. Hey, you can't
go out so late at night. You need to tell
me where you're gonna be. What are you I wasn't

(43:34):
doing that. I would work. I would go to class
from eight am until two or three, and then go
to work until eleven or midnight. Like I was working
all the time, and I'd be like, hey, if you're
gonna come in. I was probably a little annoying that
it was one room. We had two beds in one
small room, and I was like, oh, talking me to
sleep if you're like running it and out. So I

(43:56):
wasn't the best roommate if you're gonna live a college style.
I was basically fifty years old when I was eighteen,
and so I just came back to my room one
day and he had moved everything out, didn't say a word,
and I was like, huh, something seems funny here. And
so for half a semesters by myself, and they moved
someone else in. I became from to that guy because
he was a nerd like me. I walked in the
new guy was in, and I saw all khakis and

(44:18):
button up shirts, and I was like, now we're talking.
This guy means business right here. There was a man
who won Alatto twice using numbers from his dream. Did
you see this? He dreamed the numbers. Why does this
happen to everybody else but me? No, no, no, it
doesn't happen. That's why it's news, because it doesn't really happen.
A Maryland man collected a second major lottery prize thanks

(44:41):
to a set of numbers he says came to him
in a dream. The numbers four, ay, five, and six
appeared in a recent dream, and he said, ah, those
were the same numbers that appeared on a form while
I was in the Army four A five six Army
Developmental Counseling form, and so he dreamt of them, went
back and hit a fifteen thousand all jackpot. He previously
had one thirty nine thousand dollars in a jackpot. Those

(45:03):
numbers came to him in a dream too. Seriously, he's amazing.
If I want, I would just say something like that,
Oh you think I don't know to make your story better? Yeah,
Or I would go I can cyclic print numbers, pay
me and I'll pick your numbers and I make a
little side. Oh. I have a friend last night that
was telling me she goes to a psychic and she's like,
you have to go. I was like, you pay this

(45:24):
person to like how much? How much do you papers
something like that? One hundred bucks? Oh my, I'm out
one hundred dollars. No way, And she's like, no, it's real.
And he talks to you on the phone. Oh stop it.
He does google things. I was like, he dipped you
off about stuff. So, yeah, psychics, have you ever been
to one to paid money for it? No? But my

(45:46):
cousin is one, now is it? Wait it's not. I
don't think a psychic is actually a new job, you
just do? No, she like, and I have to be
respectful when I talk about it because I love endore her,
But I just don't know how I feel about it.
And my aunt tries to tell me, I know this
is weird. It's new to me too, but it's been
probably around the time that my mom died, so four

(46:07):
or this year, it could be five years that it
started happening. And she told me she's communicated with my mom,
stuff like that, how much I'll call her, how much
she does fault. Here's the thing. She's actually making a
really good living and she does phone readings all over
the world. Okay, and she lives in screens. I want
to talk to her, Okay, can you set me up
on a second call of your cousin? Yes, so she

(46:28):
know about the show and me of course, like, yeah,
you're going to call her, you know this, and she
can maybe even explain how it's something that she started having.
She wouldn't know what I'm sure she does call a
live reading that's going to cost you. Yeah, okay, I
mean I'm sure she would do it. Promo, No, but

(46:55):
she away. I think she probably she knew we were
gonna talk. This was going to happen for some reason.
I just woke up earlier today something. Somebody's gonna ask
me to do it on the air, Okay, find out. Yeah,
I know it's hard. She's wanted to talk to me
more and like do certain things. And I just have
been one time I was on the phone with her
and she was telling me things like some smell that
she was smelling because my mom smelled it. And I

(47:16):
was like, but but again, it's like someone I know,
and like, if I didn't know her, i'd be like,
you're crazy, bye. But because I know her and I've
known her my whole life, and I like love her.
I'm like, okay, alrighty did you text someone? He texts,
I'm sending a text right now. Hoe. Um, well, I'm
seeing who's in my remember her? Okay, Amy's gonna text.

(47:42):
Now do these psychics do they just kind of prey
on the lonely in the desk? No, she'll tell you no.
She course she'll say that because and so you just
feed them a little bit and then they just start
giving over the money and the money and the money,
and they just keep stringing you long streaming along is
that int that how it kind of works. I don't know.

(48:04):
I've never been to a psychic. I have friends that go.
This friend I'm close to and she was like, I
you'll never believe it, and I was like, you're right,
I don't, I don't. Are you texting right now? Yes,
we'll come back. We'll see what happens. I'd like to
do a live reading. I don't believe it, but I
can always be convinced of something different. You know. I'm open.
I'm an open book in my life and what I learned.

(48:27):
Sammy told us her cousin as a psychic and she
can't come on today, but she's gonna come on tomorrow
at this time, right. Yeah. Well, I'm texting with her
right now, so trying to nail it all down. But
she would probably become a psychic, became a psychic in
the last five years. Okay, cool? Well, I mean I
have to ask her. Thinks she can't look up right
because if she knows a day out, she can research me. Oh,

(48:49):
she just replied tomorrow, Yes, so much fun. Okay, exclamation plan.
Tomorrow morning at this time, we'll get Amys psychic cousin
on and we'll have her just kind of read into
my life. What have you are a psychic? And they go, oh,
I don't see anything past the next few days. You
may die. Wow, whoa, we'll see. But I don't understand.
I mean, I know she does the psychic stuff too,
but she also does this thing where she talks to

(49:10):
people on the other side. But I don't know who
that's who gets her the information medium. Yeah, because that's
who she says she's had conversations with my mom. My
mom's out alive either, right, but you can't not you
can't prove that she's not. I want the psychic special.
I'm not trying to talk to my mom or grandma.
I'm trying to find out what's happening to me. Okay, look,

(49:31):
I don't know how her readings work, but yes, she'll
be on tomorrow. How about your cost? Ask her. I'll here.
I just don't want to talk to dead people. This
is the sixth sense. I don't know what happened in
the future that Jeff Bezos, guy from Amazon, is getting divorced.
Speaking of money, Oh yeah, he's wrote one hundred and
thirty six billion dollars and if they split right now,

(49:55):
they think she'll get half because they had no prenuptial agreement.
It was in DC basically, and that's where you just
split it all. Oh yeah, so she'll this divorce will
make her the richest woman. She'd be the fifth richest
person and the richest woman. She'd be wealthier than Mark Zuckerberg.
And I gotta tell you, I got no problem with that.
What So they got married a year before he started Amazon.

(50:19):
They got married in ninety three. He started Amazon in
ninety four, and they got engaged after three months of
knowing each other. Well, twenty five year marriage, that's prettyuccesful. Oh,
I know, I know, but I mean it's like, yeah,
they I was saying, they've been together this long. They
got married after three months and they have four kids,
and it's the whole thing. My prediction is she won't
get half. They'll settle, she'll get an undisclosed amount. But

(50:42):
we'll kind of find out whenever his wealth comes out again.
And so, but here's my point to this. If he
was able to make all this money, right, how do
we know that he wasn't able to make it because
of her support? In many ways? Boom yeah, I like psychological, yeah,
physically who knows all of it, the ways that she
helped support him, why he did that. Maybe he couldn't

(51:03):
do it without her worth half of what he Maybe
it's worth more. No, stop, good point. You gotta have
the idea. The idea is what know that the involvement
she had. And then yeah, if she gets half of
the fortune, it's one hundred and thirty six billion dollars.

(51:25):
I mean, I just wonder what his ego is like.
Does he still want to be the richest person in
the world. Does not care because there's no quality of
life difference in having right you can't spend that money.
Is there a reason for divorce? Yes? Um, well, so
apparently they a while ago. He apparently has a new girlfriend. Okay,

(51:46):
but she's not like twenty one, so she's an established
news anchor. The crazy thing about this guy this is
he's only in his fifties. Most people that are super
rich are either tech guys who are started Snapchat or
Intagram in the thirties, or they're like eighty. Like he's
right in the middle, Like he's got good life left

(52:06):
and he's so rich. They announced the divorce yesterday. To
find out more about Amazon, I need a whole story
about this because in this divorce article, I was intrigued,
so I started reading more and I'm like, gosh, he
started Amazon out of his garage, and then I just
knew more. They're garage. You're right, right, she's like that.
She may have picked out the house that the actually

(52:31):
may have been her idea to do it in the garage.
Just don't know. As my point, I mean, how many
packages do you think she like shipped off herself? It
started news broke last night that Jeff Bezos is seeing
Lauren Sanchez, a television personality who's also getting divorced. Oh yeah,
but sources say the relationship happened after that. I don't know.

(52:54):
Nobody's famous except for him to me, and they said
some photos we're going to come out, and that's why
they had to go public. Yeah, he said in his statement,
I think it was his. He said, this is something
our friend's close family have known for a while, just
not in the public. It's other people's business. So I'm
not gonna judge anybody. I just care because he's so rich. Yeah,
I feel bad for him. Well it's fine, hibe. I Yeah,

(53:20):
he's gonna make more. She's a novelist, and what novel written?
I don't know. She's gonna write a good one. She
could put here's what she could do. She could put
out a novel and then buy enough and be a
best selling author. Then all of a sudden she's number
one sold health the first day is amazing. Google her books.
They have kids, Yes, they have four, three biological, one adopted. Yeah,

(53:43):
can you imagine being a kid. I haven't you know
what I would say? They probably know no different. Ye,
So to them it's normal. Yeah, it's as normal as
but who knows how Your mom's a teacher and your
dad works as you know, the auto shots, you know,
and we don't know how they chose to write them.
And because he didn't grow up with a lot at all,

(54:04):
he started at it's just a book company. Yeah. She
worked for him at a hedge fund in New York.
That's how they met. That's why you hire something. Interviewed her.
I need to hire somebody, and that's how you go.
Now now you get fired, you can't do that anymore.
And she's written two books, The Testing of Luther Albright
loved it, Love that one and Traps in twenty shoulder Muscles. Yeah,

(54:29):
It's time for the good news. An eighty eight year
old man is back home safe. He disappeared. They put
out one of those silver alerts. I said, hey, Brownsville, Texas,
we're looking for this guy. I don't know where he was,
but they sent up one of those thermal drones because
it was nighttime and they saw him moving. Eleven PM,

(54:52):
the drone operator from the Brownsville Fire Department spotted him
in tall grass in a field. Loss. Wow, that's so crazy.
He was checked at the hospital. It's in stable condition.
Those drones are awesome. You talk about your husband or
now or do I talk about him? What he does? Oh? Well,
yeah he can. He has a drone. That's what he
does now. He's a drone operator. No, no, he has

(55:14):
a whole drone business. But he still does aviation stuff
in the airplanes. But his mostment was a pilot in
the Air Force for a long time. And now he's
and then him and a couple of old military buddies,
they've started this drone company. They're based out of North
Carolina and they do a lot of work with military
and police and swap teams and stuff. That's amazing. Oh yeah,

(55:35):
I want to get in on that. No, what do
you get in? Like, can't you hire me? He's they're
hiring actually they now have for like a couple of years.
It's just been them them, and they actually have hired
I think like four employees now. So it's super cool.
It's fun to see a girl, but you never know.
I like those stories where it's the drones find Yeah. Yeah,
it just makes things faster, like you take people out drowning,

(55:56):
drop him a thing. Yeah, you guys funning get him
if if you need to, or somebody's missing, you fly
the drone over and find them, or you're peeking people's bedrooms.
All of that stuff's awesome. All right, there you go.
That's what it's all about. That was tell me something
good your body and miss b This is the boy's right.

(56:21):
This restaurant in Paris who they opened up and they
were like, hey, come in, you can eat naked. They've
been over for a year and now they're closing. I
just there are things I like to do, naked eating
is not one of them. You get food in places,
you drop it it's hot. I just never thought that
would be something. It just sits somewhere other people are
sitting like I cain't go into the beach naked almost

(56:44):
naked anyway, pretty much naked when you go to the beach,
just went a little shorts. So you do that. I
don't know if I would do it, but I get it,
get it, got it like I would do it if
I was alone. That'd be fun. People see him my stuff.
I don't know people seeing my stulf and I'm like
with them. But Paris is very first nudist restaurant. Oh natural,

(57:04):
it's closing again. Did you say from your body or
are your servers naked too? I don't know. I hope
not in the chefs Like nothing about that sounds good.
Brittany in Texas, thank you for calling. What's going on? Um,
I'm friend to call in and say that I listened

(57:25):
to her every morning. I absolutely love it and think
for taking my call. I appreciate that. Would you ever
go to a neked restaurant? No? I would not. I
am very um shy, I guess, and I don't know. No,
I wouldn't because what's the cooks aren't dressed either, and
then hair is getting things going on. Yeah, you gotta

(57:46):
wear a hair net over just things. That's a whole thing.
Where do you let Brittany, I'm in Florence, Texas. Oh
I love it there. Yes, yeah, it's the summer there.
Yeah right, yep. I've never summered anywhere in my life.
I just say that sometimes. Hey, thanks for the call.
I appreciate that. I hope you have a good day
of work. You're good? Everything good? Were great? How's the husband? Oh?

(58:10):
No single? Now? How the kids? No kid? How'd your
mom's great? Yeah? We knew that one. Yeah, alright, have
a good day, Brittany. You do you think all right?
By Selfie rist is emerging. Doctors are saying if your
wrist hurts and you're taking a lot of selfies, it's
probably because of selfie rist. It's caused by people using

(58:32):
their phone camera to take photos themselves too much. Selfie
rist is a form of carpal tunnel syndrome that enough
people are going in they have to address this. Wow,
selfie wrist. There you go. You're on the year. Andrea
and Tampa, How are you great? How are you guys?
Really good? What would you like to say? I was
wondering when you're going to tell a lunchbox about his surprise?

(58:53):
It's a great question. I do have an update. Oh ye.
So before before the break, I said, hey, Lunchbox, there's
something that will be life changing for you. I told
him that, yes, and I went to Amy and Amy
knows and she thinks it'll be life changing. She thinks
it'll be the biggest thing of your life. I have
to do it because it's coming. I have to tell
you soon because that's coming up pretty quick. Yeah, I know,

(59:15):
like February, right, yeah, February, so Mike d knows. Yeah, yeah,
well it changed un Okay, Um, here's what I so.
I sent a note and I because there's some details
way to work out. I told to the details, right, No, yes,
I did, Yes, I did. Yeah, Sorry, I guess I
never know which details you're talking about? Which details? Anything
going like that? Yes, yes, yes, yeah, a big over

(59:41):
his head, yeah, the big circle. I did details the helmet, Yeah,
I thought it was a helmet clue. Okay, makes it
even more legit. Yeah right. So, um, here's what I said.
I send a note to the people. Can I say
anything on the air about it yet? To Lunchbox and
they told me no, So I don't know when. I

(01:00:02):
I don't know when I can, but I'm telling you
it's not gonna be tomorrow, so it will be Friday, right,
Obviously it's tomorrow's Friday. I don't know if it's going
to be next week. I don't know. Guys, is right
around the court is what do you think it is? Andrea,
I have no idea. I don't know. I think he's
gonna be on some MTV show or something, or you know,

(01:00:22):
some reality show because he loves that. By the way, Lunchbox,
I love you. You're my favorite, So you're my favorite.
Do you watch MTV, Andrea, I do. I love te mom.
Lunchbox was telling us there's there's there are no shows
on MTV he dislikes, right, Well, I agree. There's one
coming out. It starts this next week. It's called Maid

(01:00:43):
in Staten Island. And I'm like, they're they're trying to
act like these kids or the kids of mob people,
and they're trying to escape the mob. They're trying to
make a name for themselves. And it is the first
MTV show I've seen. I'm like, yeah, that doesn't look
interesting to me. It looks so concocted and fake, and
it doesn't look like I'm gonna watch it because the
other one they aren't fake and Mom's fake. No, it

(01:01:05):
ain't fake. You keep your TV on MTV? How often
it has to be at least probably more than fifty
five percent of the time, sixty percent? Andrea, how old
are you? Thirty? Yeah? See, she's she knows she's on
that MTV up on it. You know, it's like, you
know American staple. You have to watch MTV. You gotta

(01:01:27):
watch the challenge. You got to watch X on the Beach.
You got already the one. I mean, you got everything,
teen Mom, teen Mom, o Gee, Johnny Mango, Johnny Bananas.
I don't really like the challenge though, that's like the one,
the one MTV show. I don't like that. You like
what wait? Wait, how can you like m Challenge? Andrea?

(01:01:49):
We're still thank you for calling. All right, guys, have
a great day. All right, I see you later. Um,
I can't tell you the surprise yet. Maybe next week,
just not tomorrow. Okay, you're gonna flip. You're going to Yeah,
you're definitely gonna You're gonna freak out. I'm trying to
decide who he calls first. Oh, that's a great question.

(01:02:09):
I don't know. I feel like it'll be his parents.
Do you think it's his parents or his wife as parents.
I think it's your parents too. First. Wow, do you
think he calls like Forests, his best friend that he
huks on the phone, calls his parents. Now we talked
for a couple of hours. Yeah, yeah, yeah on the phone.
Yeah yeah, it's it's a big deal. I might have
broken my finger. I know, I smashed it so bad,

(01:02:32):
but it was the dumbest thing. I was peeing, and
I was peeing, and I was standing over my toilet
and I just finished peing and I was singing Kryptonite
from Three Doors Down because Three Doors Suns playing with
our band The Raging Idiots on Monday. So I finished peing,
did a deal, and I start singing Krypton. I rides out.
I was like sipping my pants up and I took
my hands like slammed it out of the ground. It's

(01:02:53):
like if I go crazy and I smashed my finger
on the toilet. Yeah, singing this song. Yeah, first time
I've injured myself with a toilet singing. Yeah. I was
really into the song though, obviously I was like slamming
my hands my bodies off though. People are tweeting me
because I got off all this um anxiety medication and

(01:03:17):
like I'm just maybe that's why I'm still like weird.
Could that have messed with your What are they saying
is wrong? You're adrenal thyroid gland. I don't know if
it's my thyroid gland. I just stopped taking all this
can mess with those glands well that i'd been taking
for you know, much of last year. Yeah, and I'm
still off, Like I'm not sleeping all the way through
the night. I wake up sweating sometimes step tastes like dust.

(01:03:39):
That's weird. It's weird, I know, but I'm just I
gotta gut through it, just hold on tight. But um, yeah,
look at this smash my finger on the toilet. Yeah,
jam In two three, yeah, yeah, yeah, you might need
to wrap that up. Hello Morgan and Nashville. You're on.
Um yeah, so one time, excuse me. I'm a little

(01:04:00):
bit sick right now. I climbed over a fence to
take a short cut and I slipped. It was raining
and the fit flint into my leg. I had to
call nine one one, get me off the fit. Oh no,
to get you off the fence. Yeah, it was terrible.
Oh that sounds so awful. Yeah, that's that one hurts.

(01:04:21):
Hey Madison in West Virginia, Hello, what were you doing?
I was putting a fitted sheet on my bed and
I pulled my hand string. Yeah, that kid, that's hard.
Sheets are hard. Fitted sheets are so dumb. Another note,
if you're by yourself, that we need some kind of
invention that you can put on a fittsh sheet with

(01:04:43):
one person. Okay, because here's what I do. I put
the corner on and it's like and it pulls it
over to the net. You go to the other corner
and it's hard. I don't even light fitted sheets. But
how do you do it? You gotta go from you
gotta do and it never fits the way you'd want
to put it. You're looking at the stretching corners. Well,
I think these are the two to go on top,
and then you put it and it doesn't stretch all

(01:05:03):
the way over. They're so dumb. I finally I got
We actually just bought sheets speaking of this at Target,
and I bought the Target brand and this was genius
to me. It's the first time I've ever seen them label.
This can be the top or the bottom, so you
know good And it was a big old like sewn
in labor right there. I was like, why has nobody
ever done this before? Thank you Target. This is what
I would do. I would make a flat sheet that

(01:05:24):
on the bottom of you pull a string and are
like fits under the match. Oh, that's what I would do.
Like you take you take the corners and you fall
under and then you pull it and it fits it
to it. You're writing that down lunch buss y'all. Take
that to shark tank right now. That's what I would
do if I cared enough. Okay, sometimes I don't even
do a sheet. I'll just take a no, just the
matchers have. Sometimes I'll take a sleeping bag and just

(01:05:45):
be like I'm lazy did and I'll just put the
sleeping bag on the bottom and then put the cover
on top of the sleeping bag. You're crazy, I'm single.
Why do I care? Yeah, I guess you can do that.
No one, do you know? Not one. I don't think
anyone's ever slepting up since I moved. No one ever.
I don't think in my last house no one ever slept.
I'm sorry. Something to brag about, Like why are you
bragging about He's sending the message out there. I just

(01:06:08):
want to share my life. Yeah, you know, if any
ladies out there, I want to be a part. I
want to help him put that fitted sheet on. Yeah,
you want to help me fit that sheet? Okay, it
does help if you have someone. Um. What I hate
about fitted shit fitted sheets is when you do take
them out of the laundry and then you're missing like
a T shirt for a week, and then you realize
it's inside one of those things. It's like, oh, it's

(01:06:30):
been in the fitted sheet the whole week. That's fun. Okay,
you're on the Erica in North Dakota. Once I was
missing my dog from sheet and I was like, what
my dog? And we're so dumb, So go ahead, Erica. Hello, Hi,

(01:06:52):
you're on the air. Would you like to say, Yeah,
I brought my ankle walking off of a foot on
that was like six inches off the floor. Oh and
the bone that I broke. Only people have you know
what's weird about that. I have a friend that's super
athletic and never been injured. He stepped off a curb
and tore his uh, his achilles tendle. It was just
something random. It's like an iPhone screen. You dropped that

(01:07:14):
phone just right from three inches, you drop it from
ten feet, it won't break. Sometimes the human body like that.
If it's in a weird place, it can take just
what she said, how how long? Six inches? Yeah? Yeah,
broke your ankle. Yeah, I tore like aks and broke blone.
Oh my gosh, what Yeah, talking about dumb ways you
get hurt because I haven't hurt my finger on the

(01:07:36):
toilet while standing above the toilet. Yeah, thing slim and
I was like, oh, I was like, oh, this is me.
When I smashed my finger, I went, I went boom. Oh.
I don't even think I washed my hands after it
because it was hurting so bad. Oh, I know, Lunchbox
never washes his hands after. I don't even touch it

(01:07:58):
when I peeed though it Sometimes I just put on
the top of the war You you don't, No, I
don't ever do that. You just put it on the
top of the underwear. Yeah. Sometimes it's flu season. I'm
not trying to touch anything. I don't have to even
my own. Okay, yeah, because your best smashed it even
because we thought you were touching others. So I'll give

(01:08:27):
you one more. Let's go to Lisa and Wisconsin. Hey Lisa, Hi,
So I was sending over to pick up one of
my kids pois off the floor and I sneezed at
the same time and threw my neck out. For weeks.
I couldn't turn my head for a week. How old
are you? I am almost thirty five. Yeah, so you're young.
That was a couple of years ago. Yeah again, you

(01:08:49):
just stepped the right way or the wrong way and
your body shuts down. Man, well, I hate to hear that.
Are you okay now? I'm good? Yeah? Good? All right,
Lea Wisconsin, uh, Madison, We love it. There we go,
all right, thank you very much, have a good day.
Thank you too. All right bye. We should do our

(01:09:09):
class of twenty nineteen artists. Here we go. This is
a new one. What I have in my life and
there's a passion for music when you say so, yeah, yeah,
thank you. And every year I picked five artists. The
rule is they can never have had a hit, a
top forty or fifty song ever and done pretty well.
And my goal isn't to make sure they get hits.
My goal is just to expose them and maybe people

(01:09:32):
will like them. People come to shows, and so I
picked five artists, and last year I think we had
a couple or three of them go number one. So
it's always important to me fine artists that I can
promote and be passionate about. And so we had to
Neil Towns, who I've taken down on the road with me.
She's opened up for my stand up shows. She's so good.
She was Monday. Rachel Womack, who's coming played in the studio.

(01:09:59):
She's so good day. And Abby Anderson, who I took
out and she opened for me on some comedy shows.
Against You was so good. I can sing, and I'm
just going, why are why are they bigger? Because the
man's holding them down? Literally the man you can't. So

(01:10:23):
here is today's Dad Bobby Bones Class of twenty nineteen
newest member Lauren Jenkins. Awesome. I don't know Lauren Jenkins.
He's the only one so far that I don't know.
But the song is so good. It's called give Up
the Ghost. Have you heard the song? I have it, Frank, Yeah.

(01:10:52):
So the newest member of the Class of twenty nineteen
is Lauren Jenkins give Up the Ghost. They put that
out as an acoustic song last night. If you want
to check it out, Dan and Shay speechless. Here's some
of the acoustic versions. Wait that's the real one. Yeah,
it's like oh wow, okay, okay, okay, listen, they're so good.
Who knows? All right? If you want to get married

(01:11:24):
and walk down the aisle to it? Isn't what they
said Morgan number two? Yeah, yeah, they if you want
to add your wedding song, it's just for you. I
think I'm gonna have them come in. Do we have
the tequila instrumental? Remember? Maybe next week? Remember when we
wrote them when I Taste Your potle? Yeah? Do you
think they'll sing it? Of course? So such good friends

(01:11:47):
that if you asked them too, they'd probably be like okay,
but that's a problem. Like the guys like my friend friends.
I don't want to ask them to do too much,
Like if I don't really care, I'm like, hey, do
twelve songs? Yeah? What do you think? I think they'll
be fine with it if I can pull it off.
Here when now walk into the lobby. Oh, we've just

(01:12:13):
hits my body. I see a long line. I'm hungry.
Some smart work that's funky, some tin on the walls,
and I'm fine. I'm fine. But when I dashed to
pulling in the quackamling, did that right? Yeah? Yeah, I'll

(01:12:34):
do that. Yes, are you done? I felt like I
was singing too good and I don't want them to
come on, and then we feel like they need to
do better than that. Yeah, it's tough. Yeah, I don't intimidate. Yeah,
because I mean they're all right, so that's not an
over ask, right, No, all right, they're awesome. Are you
guys still friend? You and Dan's wife still friendly? Do
you guys talk? Yeah? Text? I never know with you?

(01:12:57):
Why you hang out all the cool people? What do
you mean You're never know with me? Like it all
of a sudden you drop your friends, like no, hangs
out with really cool people? Yes? Yes, no, I have
just well because of our job is Yeah? Is there
anybody new and cool? Because Amy's like low key the
coolest person on the show. Yeah, like super low key

(01:13:17):
the coolest person. Okay, is it who've been hanging out with? It? New?
Who you see the eyelash line? Oh yeah yeah, Miranda,
that's everybody child? Oh cec Now we're saying who we
see there? I thought, oh, we don't say that well,
I don't know if they were people to know. Just done.
Oh I don't I'm just guessing people. I don't know.
I never said it was true. Yeah, just no. Yeah,

(01:13:39):
that's probably where I see a lot of people. Yeah,
Brett Eldridge, get those stunning eyes. No, kit More's the
grocery store. And where did you see Brett? Oh? Where
did I see at the grocery store? I don't know
where I run into him? Did you go shopping with
Thomas Rrett too? Oh, that's what he was at. Nordrum's
the coolest. No, that's running into people. That's all hanging

(01:14:01):
out with people, big difference. Yeah, that's the colic big Okay, Um,
what do you want to do? We can come back.
We have tell me something good coming up in at
fifty five after, so hang out for that. We have
four artists in our class of twenty nineteen. We have
We'll do one more tomorrow Dustin Lynch and tomorrow I
get a psychic reading tomorrow from Amy's cousin, who's a
new psychic. I didn't know you could be a new psychic.

(01:14:22):
Well five years that I was like Maybelline, Oh, maybe
she's have to ask her because maybe it took her
that long to realize her Yeah, and she's a fan
of the show. I don't think so. Okay, So then
she doesn't know things. She knows things because she knows me,
but she I don't know that she listens. Okay, you know,
like it's like, no, that's that's happening in tomorrow. Yeah, yes, okay. Cool.

(01:14:47):
You know in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, when you
get the Golden ticket, you go and you go through
the chocolate factory. Yeah, that's what everybody wants to do.
Now they have the Peeps Factory. You can win a
chance to tour the Peeps Factory, like Willy Wonka boys
peep and gross. Huh the most disgusting thing ever. I
don't mind like one bite of a peep, but I
can't even really eat a bunny and love it. But

(01:15:08):
here checks out. I can't tell you how many people
show up every year to come for a factory tour,
and we don't offer a tour to the general public.
For every five dollar donation that you make to the
United Way of the Greedily High Valley, you win a chance.
You told him to win the VIP Factory tour. Everybody
knows and loves peeps, but no one ever gets a
chance and takes cool. They have a charity tie in,
right peeps though? Does anyone love peeps now? But he

(01:15:35):
thinks they do. Everybody goes that's mister Pete. Yeah, what's
your name, Wilson Pete? That's why. A hoaxer who pretended
she was pregnant and sent fake ultrasounds to a desperate
California couple seeking to adopt her babies apologizes because she's
lying about the whole thing. Oh and she was like,
I just was looking for the attention. That's so sad.

(01:15:57):
Elizabeth Jones, thirty four, said she still does not know
why she lied to them. They posted an Internet at
pill looking for a baby to adopt last year. She responded,
claiming to be pregnant and unable to raise her baby,
and then started sending them messages. Oh and I bet
they all got so invested in a relationship was built.
They exchanged thousands of the messages and met in person
to sign a power of attorney agreement. Jones then claimed

(01:16:20):
to have given birth an ambulance, but it was all untrue.
It's this is set for everyone because obviously she's struggling
too and hurting and just wants attention and some sort
of love. Yeah, I feel that because she said she
did it for the attention. It wasn't to scam them
out of money. M that I can tell you. Imagine
being the parents. Yeah, like you're ready, you want that,

(01:16:41):
and you're not only ready, like you're you're really ready
and you think it's coming. Oh, that's tough. We have
a job we're hiring here on the show, a phone
screener job or you answered the phones. Hillary is still
doing it right now, but she's been hired full time. Hillary.
How's it going in there? Could she hear me? Hear
a little crazy, but it's good. Why what's happening in
the phone room? Um, I'm trying to do all of

(01:17:01):
my other my new jobs and my old job. Come
on out multi jobbing right now. So what advice would
you give to someone listening to this? It's applying to
be a part of the show as the phone screener. Um,
you need to have patience. Um, you need to be
able to talk to any type of person and be
a hard worker. Oh yes, and what about working with

(01:17:22):
this show? Like, what's what do they have to look
forward to. Um, everyone's a lot of fun. I really
like working with everybody. Who's the least amount of fun?
I mean, I've had fun with everybody, And be honest,
go ahead and just say it. Who's the most fun? Um?
Lunchbox is pretty fun? He's always funny. And I never

(01:17:45):
know what he's gonna say. Is it because he's doing
the least amount of work and has the time to
be fun? He comes in here a lot, And yes,
he just comes and hangs out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I
don't discredit because you weren't name the most fun. Don't Hey,
I'm the most fun. That's all we heard there. Who's
second most fun? Eddi? Because Eddie has a second leavest
amount of work. Eddie does come in here at These
two don't do anything. We keep the happy vit A

(01:18:11):
lunchbox keeps going in that room and farting. And I
had a complaint about it again, So it was after
the time. You set a deadline time and I was
after the time. So there's no complaining. Why just go
to the bathroom, like I said, juvenile to find it
was funny. We go to everybody was really quiet, and
I caught it on this Instagram story and just go
to the Morgan number one cursed at me. Just go
to the bathroom for now. I'm no farting at all

(01:18:32):
in the glassroom. Okay, We're all get there deal. Hey,
by the way, this job we have opened for a
phone screener. We have over one hundred and fifty people
that have applied. Wow, we've only been through about a
third of the resume. I haven't looked at a single thing.
I think the producers are doing it. They pulled up
a couple that have stood out. Hey, what makes people
stand out for this job? What do you like about him?

(01:18:54):
If they have radio experience that definitely helps, or if
they've had internship, Yeah, what are you looking for? I'm
looking for someone who I mean, some people have had
phone screening experience, which really helps, I don't know, roll
out people who haven't, but also people that work for
the company. Or if you have number one hits, Like
if you're listening it's been a while, he'd be like,

(01:19:16):
I'm just not making it, you know, in music anymore?
Like three number one hits, Yeah, that would definitely help.
You want to come work on the show, like like
Mark Chessnut or something like Joe Diffy. Ooh, that's too big.
I see Joe Dippy all the time. I love that dude. Yeah,
Joe Diffy's like a fan. What have you wanted to
be the phone screwer? I would allowed to hire him. Yeah,
Joe Diffy's awesome that I would just hang out with
him the whole time. You guys can do the show

(01:19:38):
started answering phones in there with him. That would be
a Joe Yeah. Okay, So when are we looking to
have somebody new? I mean, I think we start interviewing
people next week and hopefully make a decision. So how
does this work? You get it down to like a
few of an I pick? Yeah, is that what it is?
I mean, I will I will put the Rise Amaze
in front of you before we reach out to interviewing. Okay, well,

(01:19:59):
we're looking for new show, which happens like once ivery
ten years. Yes, did she still Morgan mentioned something about
me sitting in on the interviews. You're not going to
do that. No, you're not part of the project. No,
you're not part of the projects. Your buddy and Miss
the Ball transmitting America. This is show. That's right. Let's

(01:20:25):
go over to Amy and see what's happening in her news.
He's Amy's pile of stories. So to any of y'all
store food in the frigerator with just aluminum foil, yeah,
wrapped up here? Yeah? Okay, Well, apparently we shouldn't be
doing that because it runs the risk of air being
present because it's not sealed off all the way, which
allows bacteria to grow faster. So you really want to

(01:20:46):
put it inside a container with the lid that you
can seal tightly. But yeah, I throw stuff boil all
the time. I had no idea not just throw the
meat in there open. You didn't even steal it up,
single guy care, just let it sit. So you've been
worn on that. And Lunchbox your baby sleep through the night? No, no, okay,
Well this could be a sign that lunchboxes baby is intelligent.

(01:21:07):
There's now a link to that. Well, yeah, it's my kid,
we know it's intelligence, says. Researchers have found a link
between a baby's inability to sleep through the night and intelligence,
and they're saying that non sleeping babies are potentially smarter
than those who sleep for hours and hours at night.
Why is that I don't sleep? Oh? Smart? Baby. Well, yes,
I don't know what you were do you know? Did

(01:21:28):
your mom ever tell you what you were like as
a baby? Yeah, I bet you didn't sleep. You're intelligent.
I slept all the time. I listen. I get off
this show two days out of being on the show,
I'm sleep until noon and one pm. Again. It takes
me two days and I'm off the schedule like that.
I think partially I struggled because it just doesn't not
my body's schedule. Yeah, I should not be going to
bed at eight o'clock and waking up at three o'clock.

(01:21:51):
Just ain't right. It's just ain't right. You know what
I bought. I bought some patches from Instagram sleep patches. Yeah.
Do they have oils on them? Yes? I'm scrolling Instagram.
The Instagram els what you want? I should just go yes,
and anything Instagram offermntion take. It's like a stop smoking,
but first putting something into your So I got him yesterday,

(01:22:13):
and it's like put it on a piece of your
body with no hair, which pretty much all my body,
not the manly as the guy. So I pulled it
off and I put it on my hip. That's where
you went before the hip. Well, I had spray tan
on other parts because I was a TV shoot today. Yeah,
you don't want to interview with the straight Yeah, of course,
I'm not too good to man. I got a spright
hand and so I put it on my hip because
I spray time underwear on. So it's pale there and
there's no hair and new stickers when you sprayed hand

(01:22:35):
like a bunny or sun. I used to do that
when I would standing bed. Yeah I don't. I haven't
stand a bed in years. Okay, keep going nothing, And
I don't know if I slept any better last night
I put the patch on. Maybe I should just cover
myself in patches. Oh everywhere, like make catch underwear. They're
gonna love you as a customer. But I bought that
from Instagram. Amy bought the Kim Kardashian smoothies from Instagram. Yeah,

(01:22:56):
a flat tummy. I just drank my second one today.
Wait two a day? No, my second one today? So
yesterday was day one. Today was day two. I got
two weeks worth. And did you tell me feeling a flatter? Yeah?
I don't know. We'll see all right, Okay, Um, lastly,
there's a Kickstarter going on right now for an invention
called the pizza fork, And basically it's a pizza cutter.

(01:23:18):
Picture a little pizza cutter, and then at the end
there's a fork, but it's miniature like. You can have
it for your own slice of pizza, and then if
you want one, you can pledge ten dollars in the
kickstarter and be a part of it from the ground up.
Could you own part of the business. Yeah, I don't
think so, but you'll get like four of them when
they come out or something. All right, four a little
pizza fork. So actually super cute and I think it
would be fun for kids. I'm into it. I Amy,

(01:23:39):
that's my pop Bobby Bone Show. Earlier in the show,
we were talking about what you did that was psycho
because it was a woman who poured Anna Freeze and
her husband's wine. We talked about that show Dirty John
and a lot of listeners call I go back and
listen to the podcast from today. Go search Bobby Bones
Show on de Man, just one after the other, all

(01:24:01):
the psycho stories. Ashley is on in Ohio right now.
Hey Ashley, what did you do to a psycho? Um? Whatever?
My ex broke up with me. I gathered all the
clothes at my house that when he was and I
cut him up into the tiniest pieces that I could,
and I soaked him in bleach, and then I had
a five foot fair as well from him. I cut
that up, took all the stuffing out, and then while

(01:24:22):
he was working out a fair, I put that all
in the bed of his drop. Wait. So just just
the practical part of me goes, why would you cut
it up and then bleach it it's already cut up. Yeah, well,
I don't know, just to add more effect, more punch.
So did he just break up with you or did
he cheat? Hunt you? Like? Why so angry? Whoa? Because

(01:24:43):
it was kind of like a back enforcing and um,
whenever he actually broke up with me, finally he had
another girl called me to tell me, you know, why
not just go? And this wasn't for me. It wasn't
a good situation to move on and tat it just
chopping up clothes. If I were to day you now
or marry you now and you did that, I would
be like, oh, she's just one bad day away from

(01:25:04):
chopping up all my clothes, you know, because once you
do it, you can do it again. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, Okay, Hey,
actually where you in Ohio? I'm in Columbus. Okay she
wants you don't want to tell us? Yeah, the Columbus Chopper. Hey, Ashley,
thank you. Have a good day. Ammy. What's up today?

(01:25:24):
I would just kids stuff, really trying to work on
our daily activity. Is probably gonna go buy the music
shop today, guitar for him, flu for her. Still, well,
I have to figure out. There's this little house in
our neighborhood that says music lessons outside, So that's where
we're gonna go. It's the house. Yeah yeah. My husband
said anone in there and said it was a nice lady.

(01:25:45):
But I've got to go take the kids by there.
What about you? I have to. I'm shooting American Idol
promos today like ABC flew accrud to town. If you're
new to the show. I'm on American Idol this season
as the full time mentor, and so I'm taking my
mirror ball and I'm shooting promos for like six hours
that they're going to run on the network. And like,
you may know me from my Sweet Dance Moves, but
I'm back on American Idol that kind of thing. Yeah,

(01:26:05):
So I'm doing that and then I'll probably go to
yoga or something. But yeah, I think that's it. But
do that and I'll see tomorrow. Tomorrow dance party tomorrow.
Dustin Lynch will be in Friday Morning conversation. Thanks for
hanging out with us, We'll see them. By everybody. Bobby
Bones is on

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