Lunchbox’s First Stand-Up Comedy Act + Should Bobby Charge Eddie For Breaking Something At His House?

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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pre show. Here here we go Wednesday after the show
and what you got Eddy to come back into the room.
We're about to do our pimp and joy shirt photograph?

(00:43):
Oh yeah, show photo. Yeah there he is. What do
you do? Huh? We're doing the posto. Oh, I'm sorry.
You're on the phone. So I stepped up. You stepped
out step I stepped out of the office for a second,
did you Buffy? I did? I did. I was talking
to lunches. Mike has broken out. Let's in the middle
of the show. We were doing seven ray hit a

(01:03):
water and it's spilled into the board, and so are
everything started shutting down. Well, it is awkward. So Eddie
Lunchbox is sharing a microphone. It in turns of gum
later on in the show and awkward and I can't
put my arm around him. Yeah, that's awkward. Okay, So
here we are, we're all sitting around the table here.
You will hear lunch The thing is if I play
launches full stand up here, they're not gonna hear it later. Yeah.

(01:25):
I mean, so here's a lunch box. He did four
minutes of material. You're gonna play the whole thing. Yeah,
the comedy club. Yeah, get ready, Amy, you're gonna love it.
You hear us later in the show, kind of break
it down a little more, but only like a minute
and a half worth of material. Four minutes. Here we go.
And by the way, listener discretion advice, yes for sure, Yeah,

(01:48):
because if there are kids listening, they probably shouldn't. This
isn't gonna go over the air, right, Like we're clear.
This is one of those radio horror stories where we
didn't know it should I wait till we for sure
get out of here. That's happened to us before. Yeah,
first started. Remember that, what did you say? Ray raised
the same one that dropped the water and he is

(02:09):
it makes me nervous. What if we wait for a
minute fifteen seconds? Smart? Yea, Mark? Can we talk about
something else? What do you want to talk about? You
have manute fifteen to program the show? Go? Well, I
want to I want to know. I want to know
why why lunch Box did choot the interns gum? You
hear that later the intern comes in and she's acting
like she's gonna put in his hand because he put
his hand out and I thought he wasn't gonna touch

(02:30):
it with his hand, and then he not only grabs it,
eats it. Yeah, and I feel in them some six
sick lunch box away. I feel like in his mind
he's just like I just made out with the intern.
That didn't cost my But now that you say it,
I'm like her mouth and my mouth that's the same. Well,
if you want to think that in your sick head, No,

(02:51):
so Eddie, put it in the gum in and see
if he takes it from you. He won't, he won't
do it. Give me gum now, No, no, no, that's
why we're not going to do it because no, no, no, no,
no no, he will just to prove a point, even
though he doesn't want to good point. I don't want
to force Eddie's gum into his mouth because he'll do
it just to prove a point. I don't understand why
you guys are so grossed out. It's like drinking out

(03:13):
of the same cup of some and you can sometimes,
like flossing, like food, can that's stuck in your teeth
end up in the gum and then and see, And
I don't worry about that kind of stuff. You guys
worry about germs and things like that. That doesn't bother
me one bit. Her plaque, her tartar, whatever she's got,
I'm not worried about it. She looks like a nice person.

(03:34):
That's that's all that matters. So here we go. We
can do it now, here's the lunchboxes full. Yeah, you
got your headphones inset. Can't you see that? I can't
actually here we go open mic night last night. Wait,

(03:55):
you didn't even edit this right, there's no bleeps or nothing.
Oh yeah, I'm gonna I thought we were going full blown.
Let's go. Some of the content I can't even air
during the show. Well, I know. That's why I thought
we were doing uncensored this. This was that was the case.
We would come we just curse here, but I we
don't do that. I don't curse anyway. Hey, if anyone

(04:20):
wants to pose it, just raise your hand, okay, and
I'll pause it if they do. You think there's gonna
be positive, there's gonna be so much lotter. We're just
gonna keep rolling. Look, I don't expecially to laugh. It's
not funny. I don't care what he said. Don't be nice.
When I came here the first time and he said, oh,
you know you got four minutes, I looked at my wife.
I said, I can't even last four minutes when we
have sex. I'm gonna be four minutes on stage. But

(04:43):
that's okay, and I'm glad. Eddie. What was the first bleep? Like,
I can't picture anything that needs to be in there?
Why why say the S word there? I can't think.
My thing is he's probably just stating he's about to
say other bad words. That's the intro too kind of smart, actually,
my writer, you just say no. It's like you're caught
off guard when they say four minutes, like, oh, blank, Like, ok,

(05:05):
I gotta have four minutes to be out of the
dating culture because nowadays I got married before the pig
crazy package pick wind out the dating four minutes on stage.
But that's okay, And I'm glad to be out of
the dating culture because nowadays I got married before the

(05:26):
pig crazy You know. Now I'm gonna you know what,
have you got a small funny? That's funny? That is hilarious. Yeah,
it's very male. Yeah, anybody in here loud except right right,

(05:48):
that's funny. That's funny. Yes, okay, although I don't think
I doirth want to see winers? Well, okay, it's comedy.
I mean what to see kick it's a lot of pressure.
Usually I get to grow drunk, get her home. She
doesn't knows if it's small and lare it doesn't matter.
Now I didn't work, that's okay, But I still her

(06:13):
friends that are in the dating game, and I tell
him the new role about dating you you want to
test their sense of humor right out to bat. Within
twenty four hours, you text her and just say I'm
sending you a bit. Don't give her an option, And
she's like what And you send her a picture at
Dick Chain. If she lasts, she's a keeper. If not,
you send her a real big delete her number. She's

(06:34):
not datable, she's not funny. Yeah. And Forest, you know,
he's thirty seven's my best friend. He's single. He's like, dude,
I'm done tender, I've done bumble, I've done all match
dot com. I can't find a good chip Forrest. What
are you looking for in a girl? I want someone
that's devoted. I want someone that's dedicated. When I'm down,
They're always gonna be there for me. So the perfect place.

(06:58):
And I don't know why I didn't think about this
when I'm single. A you know they're dedicating, you know,
they never give off and when times, they're gonna sit
by your inside. So trying that's where you're gonna meet
your girl. I'm sorry, And uh, you know I do

(07:18):
love his passion though, like he gets barrels into it.
Did you get that wound? Nod? Okay, I don't. You're
not gonna get every joke. You gotta try somebody you like,
they're all gonna be perfect. And I thought it was
funny going into it. Wasn't sure, didn't work. I don't
know where he came up with care why didn't Sometimes

(07:40):
you have inspiration, you know where they come from. They're dedicated,
they're addicting, Like they go back to alcohol. No bad
how it gets So I got it. They don't. It's
not a ticket as commitment because like if you've got
your chip for you know, ten years, like they're committed
to it was more commitment to alcohol, like you know,

(08:00):
it's so bad at it now it's a little rougher
on the edge, Bunny, we're just talking. I'm just saying
I was so excited about the yelling. Hey, listen, you
gotta tell him you're yelling. Okay, here you go. Yeah,
I've been married. I've been married happily for three years
and I've been uh, I mean, I guess that's good.
Thank you three years ago. Thanky your wife, the good job.
No some drug girl on the front. Okay. And I

(08:24):
always say, you never know who you're sleeping next to,
Like you watched the news husband murder's wife, wife murders husband. Wait,
I thought you're supposed to love me and not kill me.
So that was supposed to be a joke, right, I
don't know, Okay, I don't know what no, nothing, it's

(08:46):
just me dissecting the joke too much. I shouldn't. That's
what the whole point is. We're dissecting well, because you're
jokings up. The punchline is more of like what she
looks like, like like not you're scared that she's gonna
kill you, so kind. He tried to punch here and
it just didn't work. So he did have the joke
where there's a punch here, just this one wasn't as effective.

(09:06):
I thought that was the lay, Like this, we're setting
it up. It's a point though. Okay, yeah, I'm not hating.
I'm dissecting the game's next. I'm not doing this. Yes,
you are great, like this with my wife a little
bit ago, and when got you know? Or you fix

(09:26):
your eyes? I wanted up the next morning, I roll over,
I said, sleeping next to you had no idea. Who's
your wife's face, like when she's in the crowd and
you're saying that laughing. Yeah, absolutely that she likes humor.
She likes jokes. Guys. Okay, yeah, that's a bad one. Yeah, okay,

(09:54):
let's listen to some more of this. He loved doing
him make it out of the stag to me my
wife for three years by this is a closer. He
did this on the air. I've been trying to have
a kid for a year and a half. And when
you are trying to not get a girl pregnant, you're
freaking out every month. Oh my god, like if you

(10:16):
get the morning after pill when you're trying to get
your wife pregnant. It's amazing how hard it is to
get her pregnant. So a year and a half, we've
been trying. You know, we're doing it. We're checking that
little colendar. Oh she's first most fertile. Let's get an
us doing nooner. Come over, word, babe, let's doing the car. Nothing.
But I got the call last week. I'm gonna be
a dad first time. Now I just have to tell

(10:40):
my wife. Thank you. Guys. Listen, he's really really really
really really proud of himself. Yes, and I'm proud of
him too. It's just so freaking hard to do, and
so listen. It's not my style. But there are some

(11:01):
humongous comics that I don't find particularly funny, but I
know what they do, and white people like it. So
I mean, I think you did a good job first time.
It's pretty good. I wouldn't have chosen that route, but
that's why we're two different people. But man, yeah, I
mean maybe some of the laughter was because of uncomfort,
which is comedy in itself if it's done the right way. Yes. Yeah,

(11:25):
So there you have it. Anything you like saying, I mean,
I'm proud of you. You owned it. You weren't you? Wait?
Like you did good? Yeah, But some stuff I was like,
how do you even write that? Like that stuff just
when it comes to my head, But I mean I
get it, like I couldn't let him open from me
with any of that material, do you Yeah? Yeah? Do

(11:46):
you think you could do a clean version? That's hard.
It's hard. It's much harder to do clean comedy. It's
a different kind of comedy. It's just I could yell
the effort all through the comedy and make it so
much funnier, but it's hard. Or two that's so interesting
to y'all is the comedians and us as the now

(12:09):
comedian okay, two comedians, and then us as the audience.
The fact that there has to be that, Like you
just said, you could make it that much funnier if
you did that, But that's saying, what's the thing about
us is the audience like we want? That means we
that's funny to us that we want that. Yes, I

(12:31):
don't know you want. Everyone wants something different. Okay, well,
good job, thanks Mike, d had your set go. It's
a rough room. So did you talk about the d
I did do a ween or joke? What is your
joke about a weener? I don't waste it. He can't

(12:53):
use it because then he can't use anywhere else, like
once of materials out there, it's dead. Hey, haters, Hey,
I don't think anyone was hating little joke. But really

(13:14):
he sat there and let us dissect his stuff, and
that's that's cool. I mean, I'm glad he did that,
and I liked it. Man, I thought you were. I
think you're really having fun out there though, Like did
you have fun in that stage? New calling? Who dis Yeah?
Who did? So you got to get at it? Who's
this you want? Do you want to make money? Oh? Man,

(13:35):
I don't know if I would go on the road.
That's a lot of times. Just signed forty million Netflix
last year. He's not going on the road anymore. He's
going to like two big cities a year towards the
crap out of this year, because that's right, I did
go see him, got it too? Yeah, but he's comparing
the Chris Rock like did do you say? No? I

(13:55):
didn't because what you do what you do is you
say like what like Peyton Manning didn't have to do this? Well, yeah,
he works so hard to get before. This is your start, man,
I understand that. Get after it all right, you got this?
There you go, Well, thank you, lunchbox. So you guys
would pay to come see me, I would just to

(14:16):
support you, just give him some money, and they don't
go because like it's good to have people in the
crowd support bodies. Warm bodies. So didn't make you cringe
to make you laugh both sometimes I like cruinging, so
I laugh because I was cringing. And it's also you,
we know you, So it's that like, I don't think
someone's gonna go watch that said that doesn't know you

(14:37):
think it's terribly funny. But I think as someone who's
had to start and do comedy for the first time,
I going wow, Like I respect the fact that you
just lowered your head and barreled through it, but I
don't think you have a lot of fans go and
watch that and go, oh, I need to be a
fan of that guy's comedy. I think it could develop
into something because you're fearless. You can't teach fearlessness. You
can read about writing, you can't really teach humor. But

(14:59):
you're annie, but you can't teach fearlessness at all. It's
like hustle. You didn't do it, or you don't it's built,
it's not. You're not really a hustler either. I got hustle.
I'm talking about like in general life. I don't know
what you mean, but you're not hustling. You're not always
working on something all the time, like trying to get ahead.
Yeah I am. I'm always thinking like how can I
invent something? But you're always thinking about, well it only

(15:22):
takes one invention, but you haven't done But you've done none.
Well that's what I'm saying you. The one makes just
how many times we're gonna do this? How many times
we getsten to much? I'm six, yeah, and so what
have you done? Like it's like a hustle. That's a
hustle man, my lawnmowing business. But you were twelve in

(15:46):
the last five years. I dominated there years. Ten year.
Oh man, I've done a lot in ten years. I
was selling Disney DVDs waste years ago. You know what
I'm gonna say this. I don't know when it was
how long goes that. I was about ten years. Okay,
so it barely makes it. But that was a bit
of as illegal. I mean, I liked, but still that's

(16:09):
still hustling. I gotta give him credit. I thought they
were a little rough funding in the room here, listen.
Not everyone's gonna like your movie. Not everyone's gonna like
your jokes. And that's fine those critics. But I'll get
reviews from some listeners and they'll say it's hilarious because
I'm reviewing your spirit and you're fear listenness, And I
give it a plus because you you could develop if

(16:32):
you put the work in and actually get funnier. Yeah,
well you didn't think that was funny. I thought it
was pretty funy. It doesn't matter what I think. Everything's
top for everybody. Yeah, the room was funny, though they
were laughing. You heard him. Why were they laughing, Mike?
Do they think the material is funny or was it
just awkward? I think it was a little awkward. And
but I mean everybody who got up that night he
had the most confidence, like right away, and again, you

(16:53):
can't teach confidence. Yeah, and that was what I was
most impressive me too. He got up there, his voice
is really loud. It sounded good. Grab to rub by
the ball after here's my d pick. I think if
you wouldn't have retracted as much, it would have been solid.
If you don't go, oh, that wasn't good, just roll roll. Yeah.
That's the one thing I didn't I wasn't very good

(17:14):
at was transitioning from joke to joke because most comedians
haven't flow like where it all comes back to something
and me, I didn't know how to get from one
joke to the other. So yeah, I had that awkward
that one good you can always do, tell a joke
that no one left, not time for a joke too,
and then just do that. I mean, that's really a
thing too you can do. And it's those things sometimes
you do have to embrace the silence, like this is

(17:35):
gonna be quiet if you don't lame on a joke.
Good work, I say, good work. There you go there
it is, Yeah, my favorite parts he started that clap
started that clap. Okay, well there's that. We promise we
get the full thing up there and there it is
anything else saying and this is the end of the podcast. Yeah,
I feel I feel just like it's just not for her.

(17:58):
It's not. But I've been what if I haven't anything,
I haven't told a good go ahead. Just hope everybody
has a great day, Eddie h Yeah, man, just thanks
for bearing bearing with us today. It is a rough

(18:19):
it's a rough day for us today. Amy screwed up
pretty bad. I called one audible it went wrong. That's
a bad audible interception to lose the game. Game still lost,
whatever we've recovered. Raymond spilled water on the board. That's
pretty terrible. That's a hard start. We had to switch
out like three mikes and I'm yelling at right at
one point to switch us all and you can't hear
me because my mic doesn't work like sugar Land, sugar Land,

(18:41):
sugar Land, sugar Land. And then you're here on the air. Yeah,
And then we tried to take phone calls and they
weren't working because the mics weren't connected to Amy. Good,
good job you've made up for the Thanks I mean,
I told you what to do. I know, but I
did it. I don't understand. Thanks for not being up
on his guy, Thanks, thank you, Hey failing amazing out

(19:04):
June dollars cheaper today and that's my book towards today. Uh,
let me say this, guys. Come on, it's been a
long day and we have to take our pimp enjoy picture.
We got to Oh my gosh, I got things to do, guys.
You hustling today. I'm hustling. I'm doing a book signing
and I'm doing two books signings in d C. And

(19:26):
two books signings in Austin, which Boston, New York. We're
doing I Heart Theater show and look, I'm doing a
book signing. Low Cash is playing too. Um so it's
a whole event. So yeah, that's got to Bobby Bones
dot com slash. There's one in DC at the White House. No,
but I have to do. To my point is in
these two places, at Barnes and Noble, they make you
buy a book to get it signed. And I was like,

(19:48):
I'm not doing I'm not making people buy a book
and they've already bought a book. So I'm doing a
second one where you don't have to buy a book
and just show up. Because it was a big sore
spot for me. I was like, I'm not doing it.
If we're make king the most loyal people who already
bought the book, we're not letting them in without buying
into the book. So I'm doing two signings in each city,
in a different place each time, just to make sure

(20:08):
everybody can get in if they've already spent money. So
that's important to me. I want you guys to know that.
Otherwise we'll get going with the show. Here being Charleston,
South Carolina, coming up, Tampa, coming up doing stand up comedy.
Back on the road again, Back on the road, Got
got paid that mortgage? I mean, all right, that's it.
Let's start today's show and away we go to your

(20:29):
buddy and miss right now. Yeah, good morning, welcome to
Wednesday show my studio. Yeah, Chelsea and Oklahoma. What's happening?

(20:52):
That's much the sort? Yeah, what kind of job? Yet?
Actually look in the little film. What time you have
to wake up? I get that's out, man, I fill
that pain. Huh. Let me ask you a question, Chelsea,
because I wake up at three. There's rarely a morning
if ever, then I'm just happy to wake up at three.

(21:13):
I'm not a morning person and I have a morning
person job. How does that work for you? You got
a bed late and you get up early. So it's like,
think you take naps all day? No, yeah, I need
lunch Box takes naps all day every day. Amy, do
you take naps at all? Occasionally? But did the kids

(21:34):
cut those out? Um? Yeah? Well the other day I
took a nap here at the office just because I know, yeah,
Like I was like here right there on that couch.
I set my alarm for twenty minutes, and I like
tried to sleep, but then lunch Box and Eddie kept
walking in and I'm like, hello, I'm trying to take
a quick a nap here locked the door. No, I'm
not gonna I thought her husband made kicked out of
the house. We were already here working and it was

(21:57):
a twenty minute nap. Like, it wasn't like I was
sleeping be here overnight. It was the middle of the day.
Now I had to go meet up with them, and
then there wasn't enough time to drive home. So in
that time of in sort of driving home, I took
a nap and it actually was amazing. I was like,
lunch box might be onto something. He he goes to bed. No,
he does sleep four hours. Yeah, it's not a twenty

(22:21):
minute taught me. No, twenty minutes is not. Combat nap
is what we call him at our house, and they
actually can be highly effective. So when your husband was serving,
would he literally take combat naps? Yeah, and he still
does it home. I mean, I guess that's just what
they nickname him. But yeah, you sleep when you can,
and he can literally shut his eyes and fall asleep
like anywhere. He may have to have his little mask in,

(22:41):
ear plugs in, but he'll go right now. Little mask again,
it's like an eye mask, but it blocks out the light.
And then well listen, it was mine. It pink. No,
it's flack. But he may have to stop wearing it
because he thinks he's breaking him out him under the
bus completely. It's cute, though, Chelsea, you hearing this. They

(23:05):
work though, that's twenty minute current ups. They work well. Hey,
I appreciate you calling anything you want to say. No,
you guys, you guys make my day. Whenever I listened
to you, I have been able to listen to you
guys for about a week. I've been having to know
to you with my mom. But when I do get
listening to you guys, you guys make my day still well,
thank you very much, and I hope things get better
with your mom. I appreciate your calling recognizing people doing

(23:29):
cool things. It's nine year old boy in South Carolina.
Andrew Emery sold lemonade to help his sick baby brother,
and so he wanted to help his parents out. The
medical bills were high. His baby brother's name is Dylan,
and so he set up to stand and made six
thousand dollars. That's a lot. Yeah, he spent two hours

(23:50):
at a used truck dealership in South Carolina, sold lemonade
and Team Dylan t shirts six thousand bucks. His brother
currently in the hospital. And not only and I see
you really to Andrew, but to the people that came
by and bought the lemonade and donated, because come on,
six thousand dollars and that's the community coming and helping out.
So him with the idea, the dealership for letting him

(24:11):
have the space, and then everybody that came and bought
and helped, and good luck to that family too and
that little brother. But I thought that was cool. That's
an IC. You over to ray Mundo now with the
news Bobby Bones Show. It's producer Raymond ABC canceled Roseanne
after Roseanne posted tweets that were inappropriate. Roseanne has apologized

(24:34):
for those tweets. In other news, in California, tesla driver
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four inches of rain, So careful on those roads. I

(24:56):
saw the story that Mariah Carey pawned her engagement ring.
Oh wow, that was worth a lot, right, ten million dollars?
Oh my goodness. Can you imagine wearing that on your finger?
I mean, she's walking around with ten million dollars on
her body. So she was engaged to a billionaire named

(25:16):
James Packer. He spent ten million dollars on a thirty
five carrot diamond engagement ring. Is that a lot of carrots?
Is that what makes it expensive? I don't know much
about rings. Mariah took it to a jeweler, and the
jeweler gave her two million, and so she said, okay, wow,
she couldn't get a better deal and did she really

(25:38):
needed was she in a hurry? Yeah? Exactly. Yeah. They
supposedly signed a confidentiality agreement and they will never divulge
details of that transaction. But should she keep the ring?
It's a ten million dollar rings. I mean, he's a billionaire.
I'm sure that this should not matter, okay, okay, um,

(25:58):
I mean me personally, I'd probably offer the ring back.
I would try to give it back. But if the
guys like keep it, then I mean, yeah, you keep
it and do whatever you want with it. I just
can't imagine someone will be like, I'm just going and
keep it. I think if he did something, if he
cheated on her, she keeps the ring. Okay. I think
if they break up or if she dumps him for sure,

(26:23):
like for no reason, if she's just like, this isn't working,
she needs to get it back. Do you know I
just got a note here that Mariah got gastric bypass surgery.
She did's that she needed the two mill for. I
don't know, I am I don't even know how much gasback.
It's probably not two million. Mariah can't ready for new
chapter in life. Six weeks after gastric sleeves surgery. It

(26:46):
reduces the amount of food allowed on the stomach. It
just puts a sleeve around the stomach. Yeah, you know,
I mean that's always crazy to me and people that.
I mean, I know people have had it done and
had great success, but then I mean, you really can't overeat.
I didn't know Mariah Carey was even available to get her.
She didn't seek that big to me, right, I don't
know celebrities. I guess if you have enough money, you

(27:07):
can convince doctors to do whatever you want. You can
get for five pounds sleeve me up. I need to
lose about seven this week. Well so, yeah, she had
a ten million allar ring, cashing over two million bucks.
That jeweler saw her coming. Man in Mexico. You can
get the sleeve for Google. So this kid put his
school on Craigslist. You see that try to sell school.

(27:30):
Got banned from graduation? How much? Well, so he went
up and he put it on Craigslist. He said, hey,
I got to sell the school loss of students meaning graduation.
His joke was interpreted as sinister and a threat by
the local school district. He's been suspended and banned from
his own graduation. As a matter of fact, it just

(27:54):
happened he did not walk. The ad listed several amenities,
including the athletic bill, plenty of parking, bigger than normal,
dining room, the cafeteria. Yeah, it's a little harsh. Huh.
It seems that it seems harsh because that's a once
in a lifetime deal walking the stage. Ye, what sort

(28:15):
of precedent are they trying to sit here? Like, don't
put our school upon Craigslist as a joke, you want to,
don't joke around. You would think that they would suspend
him and then go, okay on further of you. No,
we're not going to suspend you, but everybody else we're
watching you. A three day suspension, he said, But denying
me the ability to walk, that's a lifetime moment. They're overreacting.

(28:37):
So yeah, I agree with the kid. I agree to
he shouldn't have done it, but they shouldn't have kept
up from graduating. A great he needs thirty second Skinny Florida,
Georgia Lyne Jason now Dean Dan and Shay carry Underwood
and Backstreet Boys have been added to the performers list
at next week's CMT Music Awards A Little Big to

(29:00):
and they're gonna be hosting and they are also going
to perform. It's gonna be pretty awesome. Which speaking of
Little Big Town, they released the video of their remake
of Elton John's a Rocket Man. If you want to
check it out, it's pretty cool. Go to Bobby Bones
dot com. Um Amy, that's your thirty second skinny. So,

(29:23):
twenty one years ago, this teacher had a really bright
student in her class, and on her last day school,
she wrote a note that just said, hey, you know,
it's been a joy to have you. Keep up the
good work. Invite me to your Harvard graduation. It's like
sixth grade, probably just assuming the kid would go to Harvard. Well,
the kid went to Harvard, and twenty one years later,
remember that the teacher had said, invite me to your graduation.

(29:47):
So she put out this heartfelt note to her teacher,
thanking her for the encouragement in sixth grade, and straight
up invited the teacher cheer graduation. That's cool. I bet
she was kind of kidding with the Harvard thing to do. Really, Yes,
I mean obviously she saw the student was bright, but
it really happened. There you go was tell me something

(30:08):
good today. This story comes up from Oklahoma City, Oklahoma.
Hey man was riding a stolen motorcycle when he came
upon a bunch of cops. He's like, oh, no, that's
a roadblock for me. He jumps off the bike and
just starts running. Oh and they're like, how is this
guy running? They chase him and they wasn't for him. No,
they were filming a commercial on motorcycle safety. They ran

(30:33):
the license plate atterwards found out it was stolen. He
was arrested. Huh, lunch Box always had this idea, or
maybe you were trying to get random kid Cody are
old intern to just sprint past cops. Yeah, I think
it'd be so funny just to walk in front of
the cops, look at him, and then run as past
you like you're walking across the cross walk, you see

(30:53):
him and you just take off running. Did he ever
do that? We got kind of got discouraged to do that.
I didn't want to get too much trouble. Are you
really doing anything wrong? Well? I asked a couple of
police officers. They said, we would definitely follow you, tackle you,
probably put you in cuffs, and then make sure you're
not okay if you just ran, like if you just
saw him looking rank correct. I wonder what that rule,
because if I were an officer, I would also think

(31:14):
something's up and I would probably follow because why would
they be running. But again, there's no law that says
you can't just see a cop in sprint. Maybe you're
sprinting because you're happy. Let's give a shot. Yeah, that's that.
I'm into unch. That's your bone head story to day.
It's your buddy and missed the bobbing ball's right. So

(31:44):
Mike D and I have a debate going. I don't
wanna tell you whose sides on whose side yet, but
Mike D a quiet Mike ak imagine Mike Okay, my mo,
Mike Sharona. So I wanna play you. Will Smith rapping okay,
and one of us thinks is really good, and one
of us thinks this is terribly cheesy. Okay, So Will
Smith postes on an Instagram. Here you go, it's one

(32:06):
of years to swag, y'all just witness. Let me remind
everybody who Will Smith is wrappers make your brain. Let
the money hit you. If I throw my money, yeah,
I'd probably kill a stripper. Hills realiss big, will us
down with demand as to what Uncle phillis. Everybody want
to do Will Smith number. But I don't know if
your life got that many summers, I got inspire you quickly,

(32:27):
I retire the fresh frinch, just rewired and slightly to
modify you. But still people dancing and shaking and moving
and wailing to feel like I'm a aligen. Really So
that's Will Smith in studio right now. You think that's
good or cheesy? Amy? I who a little cheesy? You do?
You think it's cheesy just a little bit? Why is
it cheesy? I don't know. I feel like that's just

(32:49):
the vibe I got. I want to like it because
I love Will Smith and I can sort of be
into it because that's my wheelhouse. But it is cheesy, Eddie,
it's good. Think it's good? So good? Yeah, you think
it's good. He's taking it back to his roots because
that's what he was like. Okay, I love it, but okay, okay,

(33:09):
Will Smith now singing boxing it. It's great. He is
calling out everybody else saying, look, you guys think you
make money. I make the real money. You are not
on my level. Yeah, you gotta listen to the lyrics.
He is talking to you like it? Yeah, he goes hard. Okay, Clow,

(33:29):
I'm the minority. So, mikey, what do you think? You
think it was good or cheesy? I thought it was cheesy.
Did you listen to the lyrics? Let's go to somebody else?
Young here Morgan umber two, what do you think about that?
I thought it was really good. Yeah, So I brought
it up to him. We were in the car and
I said, hey, like, well back in the studio. But Mike, quiet, Michael,
do you He didn't really get Will Smith. Okay, I

(33:52):
get that you weren't watching Prince of bel Air Live
Fresh Princes. But even Will Smith when he was on
the radio and he had getting in Miami, good stuff
that was hip hop to us back in the day,
and it is amazing. But this current song, like, you're
gonna listen to him by yourself, it's just him pretty silent.
You're going to download it it's not up for download,

(34:14):
or maybe I'll stream it? Yeah, streaming? Are you hating
on the fresh print swag? You'll just wit. Let me
remind everybody and twenty years. That's so cheesy to you.
It sounds like Dad rap or something. Okay, it is.
You're right, Mike, it's no post malone, Mike d Sorry,

(34:36):
it's definitely not like Drake. Okay, that's the first rapper
that came to your mind. Actually, okay, stop stop, Okay,
So but we as a room think it's pretty cool,
right okay, sorry, Amy and my deal too cool for
the room today, right, Yes, you got Jerry duty? Me like,

(35:06):
when that's the case, i'mone. No. I go to my
mail and I'm like, what is this? Do I owe
the city some money or something? I don't even know
who it's from, but you just know what means business.
And I opened it up and it says you have
Jerry duty and it's during my book tour. Oh no, definitely,

(35:26):
So I'm supposed to be gone. What do you do?
I was thinking, I just don't show up, or I
sent lunchbox to represent me. I like that. In court, dudes,
want to know legal case? Yeah, I know how to
get you out of court duty or jury duty. I'm
afraid you put me in jail though. Nope, just so
you have a bias. No, but that's really fiction. You
can't just go on to go I'm biased. You can't

(35:49):
go in into jail racism. You can't. That's my things. Anyway,
here's my instfeed. Suddenly you have all these crazy posts.
So what I'm doing is I wrote a note back
to the jury head the form and even and I said, Hey,

(36:11):
I'm out of town. I'm on book tour. I have
a new book out. It's called Fail Until You Don't
come out June nineteenth. Did you pick it up pre
order and out Amazon? I said, all that you have
signed a copy. Well, I don't have it yet, so
but I've asked to have it moved. The whole the
whole case was like, if you can hold old chop
out for another couple of weeks, we're good. What I've

(36:35):
asked is I've given three other week blocks. Which does
that work? Can you tell the court? Here's my schedule,
So pick a case and I linked them to my
Apple calendar. Guys, have a look. See is there anything
in en you got coming up? So yeah, I got

(36:57):
Jerry duty for the first time ever I have been
and he's excited about it, though, Like, what really I
mean because I feel like I'm all I mean, I
have to be the foreman. I'm a leader in my heart.
What if they say question me? What if it's like
O J Part two and it takes months You're in

(37:17):
a hotel room for what what would we do? It's
like me and JUDGEO just chilling. I don't know him.
What do we broadcast live and the Hilton? No? I
don't know if wold would we be able to communicate
with you? Well, I have Jerry Dooty, the phones you
can call off. You have something one to add to this.
I'm not yelling anything racist in court to get out

(37:37):
of it. You guys are crazy smart. Well, what if
you just yell like I'm mentally as Yeah, I don't
need to yell at people. I already know you don't
believe in the justice system. I take in the scales
of justice and go your honor and then trash it
and throw it on the ground. Something Russia. I I'm not.

(38:00):
I don't. I think it's my civic duty. Yes, especially
if you plan on running for governor one day. I'm
going to be governor of Kansas. Like you can't you
have this on your record of like going skip jury
duty because he mentally unstable. They keep playing that clip
over your competitors, like there their slam ads against you

(38:23):
would be so easy, But somehow I feel like you
would still win. Like that he's honest. Yeah yeah, I
mean so many people would be like that's relatable because
I feel mentally unstable about three weeks out of the month.

(38:44):
So there's that. I want to fill you guys in.
I'll let you know how it goes. I see some
people wanted to talk, so we'll grab some calls and
take it here in a second. By the way, lunchbox
point did is four minutes to stand up lass, I've
been I can't wait. It's like all I've been wanting
to hear. Ay, I heard it. Tell us more. Let

(39:04):
me just say that I raised my eyebrows. Yeah yeah,
that could be a good thing. I would like this
with my president. How did you feel about it? I
thought I crushed it. Give it a grade A plus
or zero plus. There you go there, I mean, you
don't need to go any lower inn A plus. Can
you go a plus plus? You can't? You get everyone

(39:25):
a plus plus plus plus? Yeah? Okay, so that's happening
later to Elizabeth in North Carolina, what's happening. Hey, Um,
I'm just gonna say that I actually didn't show up
for dirry getting and nothing happened. I completely forgot about it.

(39:49):
I didn't write it down. Um, I've lived by calendar,
so I normally write everything down. The paper came in
the mouth saying, hey, you've got dree duty. I just
stuck into the side and was like, oh, I'll write
that down later. Never wrote it down, never showed up.
I didn't get in trouble. So your advice to me is, well,
I wouldn't say don't show up because I'm not gonna lie.

(40:10):
I've freaked out. My brother in law is actually a magistrate,
so I called him at like one o'clock in the morning, going,
oh my god, I did not show up for jury duty. Um,
he played a prank on me, told me they were
coming to the house, they were going to arrest me.
They had a bit torn out for me. So yeah,
my advice would still, you know, go through with your letters,
figure out what you need to do. Don't be like

(40:31):
me and just don't show up. I mean, you're not
calling from the big house. I think it worked out
pretty good. Well, yeah, I mean, have you been pulled
over for a traffic traffic violation yet? Because that's when
you find out that you've cut them. You know, you
don't use your blinker ones. Next thing you know, you're
in jail. But they don't send you to jail for
not doing jury dooty. Well they used to What are
you in for? I didn't do jerry doody serving twelve? Max? Hey,

(40:59):
thank you? Is this? Maybe that's it? I just don't
go how a that? Yeah? I mean maybe? Yeah, I
jerry duty yesterday? Ah? How about this? Linda and Petsylvania.
Hello Linda, Hi, Bobby, how are you? I'm good, Thanks
for calling. What do you want to say? Um? I
work for a doctor. I live in Pennsylvania, but we
live right on the border of New York State, like

(41:21):
mitt Up State, New York. And she is a primary
care doctor. And she tried to get out of jury
duty and they denied her. So we had to cancel
a whole day's worth of patience because she had to
do jury duty. But she's only a doctor, right, I'm
a DJ. Yeah, she's only has he has a book
coming out. Tell you I'll order you know to be

(41:44):
called the commissioner and told her that, you know, she's
on call and she does not hear. But she's independent
by herself, and he not too bad. You gotta sup
I mean, like, what is your brain surgeon? You have
a really important surgery that day, Like Harold's not getting
this work down? You mean, but the pay ship, I
don't know. I feel like, hold hold that just for
a day? Will do your Now? I get it? Well,

(42:07):
So here we are at the crossroads of life because
I don't have to time for that right now? Do
you know the case? Yeah? Is it awesome? Is it?
M's awful? It is? You gotta go. They need you.
I don't know the case. You don't know. It's not
for a month, so I'm not going to know the

(42:29):
case now. But yeah, yeah, So you don't want them.
You want like the s stealing, shoplifting, shoplifting. I think
I'm not one of the D. Yeah, destruction and thinking
for the D. Yeah, burglary. Okay, So what's your list

(42:56):
over there? Oh, it's how the grocery stores tricking you
into sending more money. Are they it's a little thing, Yes,
it's a little I don't know if they're tricking. They're
being smart because obviously you're there to spend money and
they want you to spend more, so they're doing things
that make you do that. How many how many things?
I got four things? Okay, there, we got four things.

(43:17):
Here we go. Number four, So music. If you walk
in and you notice that a store is playing so
slow tempo music, then they're trying to get you to
spend more money. I don't know research has been done.
And when you're just kind of like taking your time
going through the store, you're not buying more. So they
recommend putting earbuds in and listen to upbeat, fast music

(43:38):
so you getting get out okay. Number three. Also they
place items near checkout. We all know this. That's where
the candy, the soda, the chips, all that stuff is
and it's even in your kids faces and you're kind
of just trying to get out of there, so you'll
just throw whatever in your card to make it happen.
End up buying last minute, thanks for no reason. Number
number two. Okay, so pricier items are off. Didn't put

(44:00):
at eye level so that you'll see them on the
aisles and the more expensive stuff, so if you're looking
for a brand that maybe less or more. Just look
up or down because at eye level you end up
grabbing something that's just more expensive when a cheaper thing
might be below. And then watch out for in store
samples because sampling products leads to immediate sales. They say

(44:22):
you try it, you love it, you end up buying it,
and they got like a ten cent off coupon and
you're like, oh ten cents, okay, I'm buy this when
you're just saving ten cents and you otherwise it would
have never bought it. You do that samples? I mean, yeah,
if there's a cupon I yeah, definitely. I like to
say sin since Okay, there you go, thank you very much. Ay,

(44:43):
just actually calling an audible I don't know what that means,
but right before at the microd I'm calling audible boys.
So you know what that means, right, I do, because
I'm a sports In sports, it's when you change your
mind last minute, like you're going out on the field
to do you know, Okay, just just go ready because
I know what's gonna happen. You're gonna make an analogy
that doesn't make sense. The lunchbox is gonna yell at

(45:04):
you and then that's the whole thing, so let's just
go to it. No. I was going to say the
coaches like, okay, everybody go out there to the snicker
doodle in the last fun things, right, and then Tom
Brady suddenly like no, no, no, no, no, no no
no snicker doodle. Scratch that do the Oreo Brownie. That's

(45:26):
right there. From Nashville in Hollywood Amy's thirty second Skinny.
Miranda Lambert is getting back in the fashion business. She
announced idle Wind is going to launch a boot barn
stores later this year. It's a line of footwear, apparel
and accessories featuring a vintage a vintage vibe with a

(45:46):
fashion edge. What's it called? I think I don't wind
idol wind idel like an American idol. It's spelled I
d y l L wind. All right, I don't wind.
So Sam Hunt told us that he has another new
song coming out pretty soon, and he actually debuted the
song and the show recently. So we got a little

(46:06):
clip that's I don't have the right clip? May I
audible didn't work? Now they put up the wrong clip.
I have it because I had Yester oh nothing last forever.
You have the actual clip Okay, perfect, we'll put it
up yesterday. Show me where yesterday's clip is. All right,
this is a disaster, Amy, that's what happened when you
call audible. I felt like I was under control the

(46:27):
snicker doodle. Okay, well, sorry, am, that's all. I don't
have a clip. Okay, Oh man, this is where Tom
Brady gets taken out of the game for me and go.
I know there's a clip. I had it yesterday. Hey, Raymond,
where's that now? I'm just I'm dead set of getting
this clip. Where's this clip for the sam Hunt song
from yesterday? Yeah, I'm putting I'm looking for it and

(46:48):
didn we put it up yesterday. We're gonna do that
a bit with you talking about sam Hunt. We did
the bit Downtown is dead. We didn't put the new
one in there. No nothing last forever. I'm sure it
goes a little bit like nothing last a terrible whatever.
That what happened the oreo Brownie, don't do it? Okay,
it's time for the good news. So there was a

(47:14):
three year old girl. She was swimming in Minnesota at
the lake over the weekend. But this eleven year old
who was swimming nearby saw her go under and thought,
she's under a little too long, like she can't hold
her breath that long. So the eleven year old realized
she wasn't playing yelled for his mom, who started yelling drowning.

(47:35):
He goes under, grabs her, pulls her out. An eleven
year old grab the three yearld, pulls her out. They
give her CPR. They save her life. Now everybody's getting
CPR certified, like every both families, everybody. But yeah, the
the eleven year old like realize what was going on? Paying, yeah,

(47:56):
and save the little three year olds live, little girl.
That's crazy, huh. I was nervous about that. When you
guys are in my house all the kids at the pool, Oh,
I kept like looking for my kids, like where my
son had floatyes on, but not my daughter. But there
was luckily a lot of people. There are a lot. Yeah,
But sometimes I would have my eye off them for
a little while, and I'll be like, oh, I'm a
bad parent. If something went wrong right now, I would

(48:17):
have no idea. Yeah, because they were like twelve kids
at least, and eleven there Walker Hayes, we had six kids.
But there are a lot of kids. Yeah, And so
the odds are somebody's gonna if you have that many
kids for four or five hours, I was just waiting
for the crying somewhere. It never happened. Yeah, so I

(48:40):
think we just go and never invite kids back, and
I'm always one hundred. Are you at the most fun
that my kids have had an all time? Yeah? That's true. Well,
I just you know, I was just happy. Nobody fell. Yeah,
nobody get you know, it's good parenting all around. Thank you.
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(50:13):
we're back. No more audibles. What happened? I said, we
have a clip of Sam Hunt's new song off the air,
and Mike was like, yeah, I'm on it, which obviously
his new song is Downtown's Debts, so that's what Mike
went to put in. Mike did the right thing, except
where I meant the new song nothing last forever, but
only it's only like a live version that sounds like

(50:34):
terrible quality. Yeah, judges, it's my fault. I don't even
have You don't even have to blame fault. I know.
There you go. Well that's settled. And then race Fields
water on the board a little bit ago. So we're
dealing with like I'm probably gonna get shocked to death
right here, Like I've already had a change microphone. What

(50:57):
today's just been a disaster? It has you're based on
those two tiny things one first of all, mistake is bigger, right, No, no,
it's not a competition of it. Oh it sounded like one,
hey ramon Ammy throwing you under the bus out of here. Yeah,

(51:19):
just kidding. Okay, my microphone works, it does. He spelled
water on your microphone too, So give it time. Okay,
let's do we gotta do the corny off. Ready, But
because you're coming in sour? What does that even mean?
I'm not sour? Okay, we's she change my mind. Now
we're back to even. Okay, here we go now, so

(51:39):
here we go, morning Corny. We gotta move microphones because
everything's Maybe they'll get us a new board though, and
maybe this is poor water and all of them, so
they have to get us the board before tomorrow. Okay
you ready? Yeah, who's first? Me? Um? The winner goes first? Yeah?
I first? Yesterday? Ain't that? It's the corny off? Eddie first?

(52:07):
The morning corny? What kind of sushi does Lady Gaga like,
what kind of sushi does Lady Gaga like? Ra ra
ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra
ra ra ra. Yeah, you're just saying ra ra ra.

(52:28):
But he was trying to go with the song because
I didn't get it, because I thought you were saying
r A H the whole time. I thought, yeah, raw
raw meating it, that makes a lot of sense. If
you're hearing it, that's difficult. I got it. And if
you weren't my competition, I'm latching that's weird. But I

(52:48):
appreciate that. Yeah, I'm probably little slow on that. I
did not get it at first. Well you've had a
rough day, I mean already and lunch box, did you
get it? I under saying that r A Also, I
was like, like, I'm wrong, don't you mean like raw raw?
What does Mike D think? Mike D? I understood it?
He did? Why were you l quiet? Mike doesn't make noise?

(53:09):
He was supposed to be r O L F on
the floor whatever. Yeah, the morning, Corny. What kind of
crackers do tele evangelist seat? I don't know what those are.
What kind of crackers do tele evangelist seats? Billy grahams oh,

(53:31):
gacker crackers. Okay, I didn't know, but I mean he
would laugh. Billy would be like, what, that's hilarious. Yeah, okay,
let's go here, lunchbox. I know who Billy Graham is.

(53:53):
That's funny. Okay, you know who Lady Gaga is. Mike
d Quiet, Mike a mem you so Mike go Amy? Yeah,
I also go with Amy. So it's a sweet today.
But that puts us a one to one. That means
tomorrow the tiebreaker, and then the winner tomorrow carries the
championship in the Friday and does the joke called himself

(54:14):
all right. I had a list of good jokes too.
I just feel like I picked the wrong one. That's
even part of it. That's a big part of it.
It's lunch one no, because coming up lunch one did.
And here's the problem. It's so raw and dirty dirty.
I can't play some of it. I just can't. I can't, Amy,

(54:34):
I can't play it. Why would you do something inappropriate
that we can't Here he goes into us four minutes
and two minutes of it's just the dirtiest thing you
could you would ever hear. So I don't audio for
the it doesn't matter. But when you're at a comedy club,
you have to make them laugh, and sometimes you gotta
get him laughing by starting off with some a little dirty.
I mean, it's a lot, and I can't I'm thinking

(54:57):
about putting it up on the podcast even Okay, so
you can do the podcast part. But but and that
means after the show. I don't know. I'm want to
play some of it later. But there's some that's not dirty.
One of them is a joke he didn't here. I mean,
is there a way we can get the clean version,
like I can interpret it? Like, um, Mike, what do
you think Michael's with them? I think some of it

(55:18):
is even beat is bad. Okay, maybe I could see
the transcript and I could do a clean reading, because
you wouldn't get the joke, and you wouldn't get it.
You can't really mess with someone's art. And that's lunches art,
you know what I mean. And this is this is
a joke he made up himself, right, Yeah, I mean

(55:39):
that's what we'll do that. I'll play what I can play.
You come back thirty minutes, okay, top five right now,
number five? Everything he's gonna be all right, David Lee
Murphy everything he's gonna be. I think just today at
the boards, cracking out, you know what Amy's calling audibles, you,

(55:59):
Dick kind of not kind of get us on quiet
Michae a little bit because you're like, what Mike clip?
And then we're all like, quiet, Mike, what's the problem.
I didn't ever blame him once? Who do you feel
like the problem? Never once did I blame him? I
excuse you try to avoid it towards towards quiet might

(56:20):
because you were like, well, I told Mike to put
the clip in. This is but you're not finishing my sentence. No,
you're gonna irritate me. I'm going to get this is
gonna irritate her. Hold on everyone. I don't want to irritate.
Don't irritate me because I never put the blame on
my den explained the situation, and I started saying that,

(56:40):
can I call that? Guys don't irritate me, and they relaxes.
I'm just saying I came into this place and eight
and I'm about to be a six. I mean, why
would y'all want to do that? Why would you want
to crush somebody? Yeah? Sometimes six is funny. Sometimes six
is funny. Now I'm an emotional eight. I told you
that I'm an eight, but oddly emotional number four woman. Amen,

(57:03):
should y'all should sing that to me? Oh boy, thank
god for this. Ain't me an Kine and Brown at
number three with Heaven everybody's talking about I feel like
it just can't wait to go, wait to go, shan out.

(57:26):
It's going to be so good, so beautiful, so beautiful
lying next to you, and it's good with you. I
ain't convened. Take a damn. I don't know. I don't
know how heaven, Heaven could be better than it is.
Number two, one, number away, number away from call Luke Comb.

(57:49):
But and your new number one are Bud Darius Rucker.
There you go. Congratulations and are about five minutes ago,
Darius called an audible during the skinny for the first time,
the last time I ever did that. She's answering songs.
We have no idea what she's ever talking about, but
she's now talking to the songs. Well, he just asked, really,

(58:11):
maybe he's got a little crazy this morning. I was
a little confused. A good job on those clips, du
Those are good clips. Those five were strong, right, didn't
you know? That's her saying that Miken got the rock clip.
He did, all you said, new song, not some bootleg
from someone's cell phone that someone put on the internet.

(58:34):
He did, but at poor instruction. For me, I think
we've bleeped Lunchboxes material enough to be able to air
it because I'm not going to hear something where people
are driving in their car and they feel uncomfortable with
their kids. So I wouldn't do that anyway on purpose.
There are times where I mess up but I feel
safe about and I can't hear it all half of it.

(58:55):
I just can't even touch on the air like, so
I've had to edit it a bit. He can. We
know the theme I tell you off the air and
we'll play it. We do a show after the show
that goes up on the podcast. We can play it
more there. But they're just kids in the car. I
wanted them to hear that. So I think he did
many jokes until six seven jokes I've edited down at three.

(59:17):
I can play three and I had to believe them.
So that's coming up. Lunchbox Point did stand up comedy
last night, and I'll play you the three best jokes
like the best of and beeped. Okay, So, to be fair,
we did say you could do say whatever you want
on stage. We didn't say it had to be super clean.
He went at it and attacked it like a pit bull.

(59:38):
That's what he does, Chris Rock. But pitbulls are nice, Yeah,
unless they're trained. They are the meanest dog I've had
my whole life. I've had you all, Like I had
a pit bull for fifteen years. Was never once aggressive ever,
And people be like, oh that dog. I'm like, I
raise them good at Chihuahua and they're all angry, all

(59:58):
of them. Even if you're raising I'll attack everyone. Okay,
that's coming up. I got a couple annoucement's making the
next segment to so lunch Boxes Comedy comes up, and
how do you feel about it? A plus plus plus
plus plus plus plus. I get what you're gonna get
edited that much heavily, Yeah, yeah, yeah heavily. Here, hold
on these things right now, get up for lunch box.

(01:00:27):
Okay there, okay, there, you know what I'm saying. What
I'm saying about. I'm gonna announced a couple of things here.
Number one, we here on the show. It says. The
Bobby Boneshow announces the first ever The Bobby Bones Show
Live at the Rhyman on June eight. So next Friday,

(01:00:49):
we'll be doing our show live from the Rhyman Auditorium.
So if you're in Nashville or if announced music, I'm
gonna say, where is now some music? He didn't say anything?
Oh where? Okay, see this one and we're gonna do
and we're gonna do this live what and we're gonna
do this somewhere else? Yeah? All these are all old. Yeah,

(01:01:14):
Mike decently good at putting clips that maybe you're onto
something there. Which one do you want? That's a good one.
That's awesome. First ever live from the Rheman June and
so anyone can come watch. So if you're in Nashville
for c m A Fest or you're just in Nashville period,
you can come watch the show. We'll be there for

(01:01:34):
I think seven to nine am doing the show. How
much does it cost? None? We're not gonna make any
money off of this. None dollars. Hold on, we'll come
back to that. None dollars, you know, and we're not
charging This is amazing. Our guests include h Chris Jansen,
he's gonna play, Cassie Ashton's gonna play. Also Maddie Pope
American Idol's gonna play the winner of American Idol, and
Caleb American Ido they're gonna come by. And so, as

(01:01:59):
far as I know, it's only been a week, it's
only been like but yes, so that's announcing one nouns
it too. Let's say plans for a multi city book
tour I've been revealed leading up to the release of
Fail Until You Don't Fight, Grind Repeat. So it's my
books coming out in the nineteenth So Charleston, South Carolina,

(01:02:19):
and then New York, d C, Boston, Tampa, Fort Pierce,
Austin to In Austin too, in d C. Which Tall
Kansas on the twenty nine. So all this we're posting
And is there anything else? I was gonna say the
Bibones right who he comes yourselves? That six show residency
at Franklin Theater already, that's already a thing. So yeah,
next Friday we'll be broadcasting live from the Rhymer. Hopefully

(01:02:42):
don't spill water in that board man be a bad one.
Do you think we'll have all our clips ready for that? Day. No,
it was probably not going to be any from their inaudibles.
Would we play clips from there? No? I don't know, man,
there's never No, I don't know what's happening. That's got
a cool We're gonna do it at the rhyme. Oh
by the way, let me mention, oh, you bring up

(01:03:02):
money lunchboxes. Asked for a talent fee to go out
because we're doing this show outside of the show. I
don't think anytime we leave the studio he should get
paid a talent fee. If you listeners can come and
watch and meet us. That is when we get a
talent feed Like Eddie did one at McDonald's last week.
That's a talent fee because he went somewhere, was on
location and he got paid. We are going to be

(01:03:24):
on location, so we should be getting paid extra. Well,
we are getting paid to do the show, understand that, right,
But it's it's a two hour live remote and it's
a show. It's not the hours that you are told
you have to work. We should be getting a talent fee. Yeah,
who's gonna pay the Ryman? I don't know work now.

(01:03:47):
The Ryman has let us use their stage and the
most story and music kiss to the Ryeman. We are bringing.
They don't need our promotion. We are bringing who's gonna
No one would be there at seven o'clock in the
more if it wasn't for us. I don't think are
really wanting there at seven in the morning. Pay they're annoying.
They gotta wake up. They're gonna be selling concessions probably

(01:04:09):
so they're gonna be making more money. Concessions, pickles, your
big pickles. I don't think that. Have you ever been
to the rhym exactly? It'll probably be open at that time.
I don't know if people will be on vacation, and
they wouldn't be. Why I'll go to the Rhymen this morning.

(01:04:29):
Actually absolutely make up an extra hundred bucks. They should
split it with us. We should be getting a talent fee.
So you're saying we should get a revenue share, talent
revenue share, whatever you want to call it. But we
should be getting paid extra on top of what we
get paid for work. So we're gonna be doing our
show live from the Rhyman, the Historic Rhyman and who's
played the rhyme before? Everybody? It's where they operay started. Yes,

(01:04:50):
Johnny Cash, I mean all of the bringing we're in.
How many cities across the country, how much notoriety are
we bringing to the right. I don't need us money.
Yeah thought. I was like, I like to pretend we're
in like twenty period now in Canada. So yeah, you
think the Canadians knew about the Rhyman before we're I

(01:05:12):
do think so, Yeah, because you know people like PA
and the offering is still there for part of the
year too. No, you're not getting a talent fee for that.
How much do you want it should be at least
three hundred. You went three hundred dollars to go do
the show at the Rhyman. So what happens if we
just do the show the to him? Yeah, leave him?

(01:05:33):
Here's a boycott. Yeah. I can say, hey, I have
a remote feed to make appearances and this is what
I charge, and if you don't want to pay it,
then I won't show up. That's all it works. Yeah.
I don't think you just hold out. I think he
reads a lot of like stories. Yeah, I think you

(01:05:53):
see like NFL players. Yeah, I'm not gonna play. They
do that. They have a contract that where you get
your ideas fromm No. I just I know that people, Eddie,
when you went last week, did you get paid extra person?
You explained to him how that works was that one
was outside of the show, he was promoting a business,
and then the business pays to have me there. It

(01:06:13):
we should pay to go to the rheman like all
of us. I don't know the Rhymans. They don't have anything.
We just happened to be using their location. I'm sure
it was our idea to hopefully use that location. It
wasn't like the Ryan's time they've ever outside show coming
a broadcast in the monent. Bobby, let me ask you this.
When you take the Red Hooded comedy tour out places,
do do the venues pay you to show up? Or
do you pay the venue to be there? Wait? Well,

(01:06:36):
somebody pays the venue that haven't rent the venue at
the venue is a business. That's what I just said.
You not for me, Thank you. I do get paid
h for being on my team. But how that one
a promoter or rents the venue, yes, and then pays
me and the bets that I can sell more tickets

(01:06:57):
than he's paying. There you go, that's my point. We're
not selling and they're still well, then maybe we should
get paid. Man. Well, anyway, next Friday, I guess that's
all right, But anybody can come watch fly In for it,
fly in and I'll have my wife stand out there

(01:07:20):
and take five dollars at the door per person. Now
he's making his pregnant wife to stand outside. So last
night was an open mic and Lunchboxes is gonna go
out and do four minutes of material and four minutes
he created himself. And so he went out. And what
they do is there are twenty five spots, and everybody
draws for a spot, and when number did you get?

(01:07:40):
Twenty four? I was there for three hours, but at
least the crowds will looser by that point or tired,
like they've been drinking a lot by that point. That's
but okay, I understand that, but I'd like to be
in like twelve. Yeah, I told you. At four, I
was just oh my. I didn't get on stage till

(01:08:01):
I was like, good, this is never gonna end. What
were the other people doing ahead of you? Um? Some
of them, I have no idea what they were doing.
What do you mean? They tried to tell jokes and
it was just like, what are they talking about? One
guy got up. He told two jokes and forgot halfway
through what the jokes were, and then he just goes, okay,

(01:08:21):
I think I'm gonna go off the stage now, and
he walked off the stage. That's hard. It was. It
was his first time doing stand up, and you felt
bad for him and I but I told myself, hey,
watching these people and these times gonna be better than
a couple of them. So I was happy about that.

(01:08:41):
I was being for real good. So, yes, you just
sit there and you watch these people and they go
all over the spectrum of trying to be jokes and funny.
And one girl, I think she was really good, but
I think she was way too smart for the people
in the room. No, that's a good one. No, my

(01:09:03):
wife was. She was like, this girl's with you. Yeah,
she sat there the whole three hours. He did he did?
Oh yeah, he did. Okay, So here's that guy comedy.
I'm not scared to say in front of my wife.
I don't care. I can't play the whole thing. You
have to understand that there's four minutes of it. I
can only play about a minute in ten seconds out

(01:09:23):
of the four minutes. Yeah, because he totally went raw
like it was HBO after Dark Raw and but yeah,
I don't know what he's trying to shock him a
little bit, man. So here's what I can play. What's
interesting to me is they have a walk up music
for you. Well, they have a band. They have a Yeah,
they have a drummer and a guitar player, and they

(01:09:44):
just played a little intro music. And there's some host guy.
He comes up introduce you, and he's real nice. At
the beginning. He goes, listen, guys, really got two people left,
so don't forget to laugh. And I was like, well,
you don't have to tell him to laugh, Like, if
it's funny, they'll laugh. That's no, that's what he's I'm
just getting sound effects ready. No, no, no, you don't
need crickets for my jokes. I'm telling you now, quit question.

(01:10:06):
Go ahead? Is my Facebook joke gonna make it? No,
it's not right not Are you kidding me? That was
a home I'll put it in the post show pre show,
which we do after the show. I can't believe that
one was bad. I can't play it, like, have no
idea what jokes? You're okay? Here we go, ready right now,

(01:10:30):
get up for lunch box. Look, I don't expect you
to laugh. It's not funny. I don't care what he said,
don't be nice. When I came here first time and
he said, oh, you know you got four minutes, I
looked at my wife. I said, I can't even last
four minutes when we have gonna be four minutes on stage.
That's okay, okay, I mean that's sorry, okay, okay, okay.

(01:10:59):
And that's what I'm saying is no, we got it.
I got it, just like, okay, should I put the
laugh effect in? Help him out the crowd? Joke? Okay,
this is a joke because I want them to hear
the real laughter, because there's really they don't laugh over
the joke. You were like laughing at the awkwardness to

(01:11:19):
don't do that. Just let it play, okay, right now,
get for lunch box. Look, I don't expect you to laugh.
It's not funny. I don't care what he said. Don't
be nice. When I came here the first time and
he said, oh you know you got four minutes, I
looked at my wife. I said, I can't even last

(01:11:40):
four minutes when we have gonna be four minutes on stage.
But that's okay, all right, okay, good, I mean, I'm sorry, okay,
all right, there you go. Joke one. Okay, okay, here
we go. This is a joke that he ran by
us in the studio. I've been married. I've been married
happily for three years and i've been uh, I mean,

(01:12:01):
I guess that's good. Thank you three years ago. Thank you? Um.
And I always say, you never know who you're sleeping
next to, Like you watched the news, husband murder's wife,
wife murders husband. Wait, i'd like, you're supposed to love
me and not kill me. So I kind of had
a been said like this with my wife a little

(01:12:23):
bit ago. And when got LSI, you know, or you
fix your eyes. I wake up the next morning, I
roll over, I said, what have I been sleeping next to? Thought?
I had no idea. Yeah, that's a bad one. Yeah,

(01:12:47):
they like that one. They like that. When you hear
that laughter, don't even act like there's that laughing. Just
to get an image, though, is that the whole room laughing? Yes,
by the time I got on stage. Okay, do you
feel like they're laughing at you knowing that you messed up?
Or the joke there was no mess up there. I

(01:13:07):
nailed that joke. What are you talking about? What do
you mean messed up? When you said that's not funny?
They laughed. They laugh at that, that joke. Yeah, when
you say, okay, that the first one, the first one
that was that? That one. They were like, they were like, oh,
I can't believe you said that about his wife. It's
one of those uncomfortable, awkward, funny jokes. I've never seen him. Okay,

(01:13:32):
So here we go. This is the last joke I
can play. This is Lunchbox his closing joke. I had
to cut all the rest of it out because it's filthy. Okay,
this is the last joke lunch Open Mike last night.
All right, this is him on what's this titled? Trying
to get wife pregnant? Okay, here we are, all of them, Okay, Amy,
to be fair, I'll do twenty minutes material about the

(01:13:54):
same thing. Okay, so his wife is Theo's they're totally fine. Yeah, Okay,
here we go. My wife of three years, we've been
trying to have a kid for a year and a half.
And wait, what's funny? They're drunk? Dude, I'm missing something.

(01:14:15):
I mean, I made a motion like you're hoping. I
was doing a little thrust in the air. I didn't know.
I would generally ask if you're doing physical humor. I
think that's a part of it, Like you have to
have stage president, you're ab So now we know why
that one guy like genuine mc d laughing there is

(01:14:36):
that your wife laughing there? You like it when he
thrust their Okay, I'm not hating. I actually like it too.
Whatever whatever makes it work. I just didn't know why.
I understand my wife of three years. We've been trying
to have a kid for a year and a half.
And when you are trying to not get a girl primnant,

(01:14:56):
you're freaking out every month. Oh my god, like group
get the morning after pool. When you're trying to get
your wife pregnant. It's amazing how hard it is to
get her pregnant. So a year and a half, we've
been trying. You know, we're doing it. We're checking that
little count her. Oh she's first most furtim. Let's get
another doing nooner, come over work, baby, let's doing the car.
Nothing but I got the call last week. I'm gonna

(01:15:19):
be a dad first time. Now I just have to
tell my wife like that someone else like you knocked up.
You're cheating on your wife. Cheat? They laugh, I will.

(01:15:43):
I mean, when has he ever done a nooner in
the car? A little bit of a hater? You are
being a little bit of a hate Like when did
I get a random girl pregnant? I didn't. Okay, let's
let's okay, okay, what would you give you a performance
like a plus plus plus. I was walking back to

(01:16:03):
my seat and one lady hype five. He goes, that
was excellent. Okay, I think that. I honestly, I was
laughing over here. I had to be away from the mic.
But I mean I think he did. I think he
did good. It's not yeah, he did good. He had presidents,
he owned it. He was confident. Can't hate on the
guy for the first time doing stand up. I couldn't
do that, Eddie. This is his first time, dude, and

(01:16:26):
I think he killed it. I really had a lot
of room for improvement. That's a solid D plus. I
think your stage presence is good because she just went
at it. You just gotta jump right in. You have
to be confident up there because a lot of people
are very timid and they like, if they mess up,
they kind of start. You start clambing up and expert bushes. Listen,

(01:16:54):
we all said good, and now she's like, I'm saying
I do. I go up there and I'm just loud. Yeah,
what else you gotta all? You said it was my
stage procedence. Yeah, Bobby telling mare. Because you're Bobby, you
actually do this, so you should get it. So hard
to judge somebody else's art. What I didn't. I didn't
think your punch lines were that solid, but it so,

(01:17:14):
it doesn't matter. What do you mean weren't solid? I
love the technique. I love the technique of being. That
was a bad joke, right, that was terrible. I like that,
Like the sympathy joke. I like that. Like what was
not solid about? I gotta tell my wife that was
boom home Run dropped the mic walk off the stage.
I know, listen, I think he did a good job.
You said my my punch line wasn't strong, and my

(01:17:37):
my punch line about not realizing what my wife looked
like until I had Lacey? That was great? What the
blake have been already here on the show. I thought
it was good. I thought was good. I thought you.
The hardest thing is the stage present. You can always
get bet at writing. So I thought it was good.
Thank you? What was my gren? Take him on the
road now? Oh no not? Oh yeah you know what me?

(01:18:00):
Wait wait wait wait you make uh anatomy jokes. Yeah,
but the word I use a wiener and that's like
once a show. Yeah, you couldn't even play I don't
curse in my real life and you're up there, baby baby,
I couldn't play happy your material. You couldn't say other words?
Yeah you couldn't you say a package you like? I

(01:18:26):
don't do an hour? But no bad words, nothing dirty? Yeah?
How was it four minutes? Can you do an hour?
I could work up to an hour? Ye? Would you do?
Did you have fun? And will you do it again? Oh?
I got a blast? I got would do it again?
I crushed it. The crowd loved me. They want me back.
Black Hoodie comedy to black, the same black hoody that

(01:18:47):
he wears every day here that salt Lake City bees,
that's right, represent salt Lake City. Represent Why are you
represent Saltlake City? You've been there? Not never been there? Okay,
probably see that's funny. Is this a good joke? Yea,

(01:19:08):
was that a joke? But no, I've never been there.
Oh you literally have never been there. Okay, it's a
sweet story. An Oklahoma woman was hit by a police car.
She was left to make coma. She lost the memory

(01:19:29):
of her husband. She had no recollection of their wedding.
All she remembered was their teenage daughter was a toddler.
That's all she remembered. Now the pair of the husband
and wife are renewing their vowels because she fell back
in love with him and they're getting married again. That's bumps.

(01:19:52):
The married couple have also reached a two million dollar
settlement with the city five years after the incident. M
think about that, think about him too, going, oh, my wife,
once you get hit by car too. She didn't know
who I am anymore. But they spent time together and
they fell back in love, and now they're getting married again. Okay,

(01:20:14):
it's sweet and everything, but but just hear me out,
go ahead. It's the only guy she knows. Of Course
she's gonna fall in love with him because that's the
only person she knows that does stuff for that she
has ever been romantically even associated with. So of course, yeah,
you could not fall in love with someone because you
don't know what love is, so she thinks, oh, this
guy treats me right, it's love, That's what it is.

(01:20:35):
I don't think she lost all concept of human relations,
you know, yeah, because she's basically starting her life over
when her daughter was. Yeah, I'm sure they look a
lot different too. So maybe you know, when you're already
with someone and you're in love with them and you're
you're changing together, you're like, okay, we're getting you know,
But she may wake up and be like, who's this guy? Yeah?
You ever say that? That's exactly what I was thinking

(01:20:57):
about movie? Right, You're so good, so corny and dumb. No.
I liked it because there's there's no way a guy
is going to go back fifty times and do the
same day over and over. No, you give me my wife. No.
And I know I shouldn't be hoping watch Adam Sandler

(01:21:19):
movies and go that gives me hope, but I do listen.
I'm holding on for anything at this point, so I
movie like that, Go, come on, have you ever seen
While you were Sleeping? Okay? Check it out? Yeah, what's
that about? Sort of similar? But he ends up in
a coma. She kind of tricks the family and she
ends up being his fiance, but she's not really, but

(01:21:41):
she's the one in love with him, but she convinces
him to fall in love and then well that sounds
kind of schemy. It is, but it's a really good movie.
You ever see The lake House? What's that? That's the
one sends? Yeah, so Keano Reeves and Charlie starran I
believe they live in this lake house, but they're two
different like century or two decades, and so they the
only way they can communicate about sending letters to the mailbox.

(01:22:03):
It's kind of cool. It's actually based on your story
people at different point. No, but you know the movie
that gives me hope is Serendipity. Oh and Kate it
Want to Find Your Glove? Yeah, you seen the Notebook
seeing it? I read that book on one days. I've
ever seen Cinderella, come on, good? Hey what about pretty Woman?

(01:22:31):
It's just the prostitute really got stop stop stops. It
ends like a fairy tale like that one, like she
didn't have she didn't want to be in that position.
You know, you know who the modern day pretty woman
is amber Rose the Well the day to Kanye and
Wiz had their kids, had with his kids. She was

(01:22:54):
a dancer tos Cardi b But that's what I'm saying.
She met them, got famous. She's the pretty woman of
I don't even know I interesting. It's time for the
good news. Something old. Nana had a birthday coming up.
She was turning eighty years old. She wanted to do

(01:23:15):
something special, raise money for charity and inspire people, so
she started asking for donations, and on her eightieth birthday,
Nana went skydiving for the first time. She said, I
want people to feel free and don't let sickness stop them.
So she raised money for cancer research and she jumped
out of a plane. It's awesome, man, I did that,
Like would you fundraise for not crap? I did write

(01:23:39):
on my new book, though, why I jumped out of
the airplane, which I've never revealed. Finally, well, we shall
never know. You never did in lunchbox and I went
scott Having like a week before you. Yeah, was for
personal reason, I know, but that's why I knew it
was a big deal because we went together. You didn't
come with us, and then like a week later, you're like,
I went skydiving by myself and we were like, a
what and you had reasons for doing it. I'm never

(01:24:02):
shared and that was ten years ago. Yeah. By the way,
that book of that June nineteenth, that's on like two
and a half weeks or something. Yeah, but yeah, that's
in the book. That's weird. But I don't I listen.
I hated it every second. I don't know, but um
I didn't like scutt every one bit. And she's eight
and did it. I just think I would have a

(01:24:25):
hard attack. Yeah, absolutely, because as soon as you jump,
it's like this, you can't breathe, okay, just for a second,
and then it's super calm, like as you're free falling,
it's super calm. And then when they pull that cord,
it pulls on your mid everything hard, it pulls hard.
I hated the float because the float, if anything goes wrong,

(01:24:47):
you're done. You're done, and there's a whole. If a
bird flies to your parachute, you're just seen. I got
that landing that looks kind of rough sometimes when people
land on their butts. My landing was okay, but I
kissed the ground. I kissed the ground. Man. Uh yeah,
there you go. Good for Nana and she raised some
money and no, I didn't raise money for anything. Amy

(01:25:08):
did you? But didn't was tell me something good? So
why did she come up? Oh? Um, someone quit their
job in a drastic way. That's right. He went into
the restaurant and freestyled that he was quitting. Yes, was
it Chicken Place, Popeyes, Popeyes, Chickens in It's like, here's

(01:25:32):
why I quit Popeyes. He did it too. Um, he
did a parody. I don't want to work here no more.
I don't want to work here no more. You dropping
food on the floor. Love. I needed the mood set.
It came up, who quit her job? Live on the radio?
Eddie for your listening pleasure. Here we go? Is that netted?
The move said? And I told you I had a

(01:25:53):
very important announcement, and hitties. I refused. I refused to
walk around and watch people on my job, looking over
my shoulder, people lying to me, people talking about me.
It's ridiculous. It is sad. I can't take it. I'm
not gonna take it. I don't have to take it.

(01:26:16):
I'm not a damn it. I know how to find
another job. But I refused to walk around people. You
can say what you want to say about me, and
if you see me on the street, I'll let you
know whatever you want to know. But I refused for
the last six years. I made six dollars an hour.
That ain't nothing. I just got a raise after six years.

(01:26:38):
I know I'm qualified. And after saying this, I don't
care if I ever get another job in radio period.
It does not matter to me. But I never will
not be set in the mood at b Alex no more.
I refuse to walk around with people that speak to you. Hey,
I never how you doing, but as soon as you want,

(01:27:02):
but I did, I would not do it to myself anymore.
So if you confused about what I'm saying, listen very carefully.
I quit this kind a big station. That's crazy. I
don't know if she's radio anymore. I don't know. My
favorite part is that she did it structurally, like a

(01:27:23):
real radio break, like she's talking, she got a music
bed under it perfectly, and then she went as soon
as she goes I quit this, she hits a jingle
right out of it. I love so you think the
station guys manage We're trying to get in the door,
Like what is happening now? That's too quick. That break
with two minutes. That's amazing. That's I said. I love that. Yeah,

(01:27:44):
that was great. Surely we can find out where she
is now and what she's doing doing she's not radio anymore, Well,
she didn't care about she doesn't care. Yeah, what's she
doing now? She's on Twitter but hasn't tweeted in two years.
She's do I want to set the mood anymore. So

(01:28:05):
I have to get together over the weekend. And I
think I had fifty people come over a lot. I
got all the food, and a DJ, we got swim pool,
all these things I never thought I would have. So
here I am and I go, okay, well, let me
share it. Everybody comes over and somebody breaks the toilet.
That's okay, that's normal at a party, somethings get broken. Well,

(01:28:27):
everybody's leaving at the end of the day, and Eddie's
wife runs over a light and crushes the m I driveway,
and so here I am going. Do I just take
responsibility because I threw a party and she drove over
a light? Or do I say, hey, Eddie, you should
pay for this. Hey b J and Nashville, what's up, buddy,

(01:28:48):
b J? Yes, what do you thinking about this? Well,
so um you know heard talking about it. My first
thought was, you're the one that took on the responsibility
to decide to have the party, so you have to
take the responsibility for the things in your house that
make it messed up in the process. To be fair,

(01:29:09):
b J, it was not in the house. It was
outside the house, but it's still your property. It's it's
your responsibility because you were the ones that decided the party.
I'm not arguing with you. I'm new to this. It's
a good point. Did you see your wife drive over
the line? No? I just saw her looking at it.

(01:29:30):
Did anyone see it? Mikey sign We thought it was
a DJ at first and was likes wife really was
it loud? Yeah, it's a big crunch. Did she try
to drive offer and you guys stopped her or did
she immediately huh okay around the room? Amy. I mean,
I feel like Eddie should offer to pay. But if

(01:29:51):
I know you, you're going to be like Eddie, don't
worry about it. I got this. Should Eddie offered to pay?
Should Eddie pay? Yes? Or no? Yes? Yeah you said yeah, lunchbox. Absolutely,
you do the damage you gotta pay for it. If
I have a party and you come over and break
a window, I'm not that's your fault. You're paying for
You broke something at his house. He was nice enough

(01:30:11):
to have you over and you can't take care of
his things. It's kind of rude. Or he gets to
come over and break one thing at your house, That's
what I'm talking about, and he gets to pick it
because that's funny. Yeah, like I totally was on that
I threw a party. I should take all responsibility, But
lunch Box just threw a new wrinkle in interesting. So

(01:30:33):
I get to come to your house and break one thing. Look, man,
and I'm not expecting you to maybe have gone through this,
but dude, we've all thrown ragers, you know, in high
school and stuff, and people broke stuff all the time
and you never called him up. You'd be like, dude,
you broke my mom's lamp. No, you just rushed to
the store real quick and buy the lamb replace it.
So you would do part of throwing a party. I'm
asking is I don't know, I've never done a party before. Yeah,

(01:30:55):
that's what I'm saying, dude, You I mean experience party
thrower right here. It's just I just shot. Eddie's not
offering to pay. That just doesn't make sense to me.
If I ran over your light, I'd be like, where
do I go get the light? Bobby? I got a
baseball bat in my truck. You can go get his TV.
That would be the most valuable thing in my house.
When do you let me come to the house and
break one thing? As long as it's not the TV? Like,

(01:31:18):
I didn't tell you what you couldn't run over. But
to be fair, it was one light out of like
ten that are sitting out there that like to achieve them.
But hang man, so how expensive do you think it
would be? Have you estimated it Yetah? Is it over
a hundred dollars? Yeah? Would you would you ask me

(01:31:40):
to pay it all in full? Or like, I'm not
asking you to pay anything because in my heart through
the part, I just want to The other perspective was okay.
Through the party, I felt like anything that happens any
people that I invited over it was an accident. He
didn't steal something. No, no, no, no, I would never
do that, So I'm okay with it. I just wonder
what the room thought. But now Lunchbox has me excited

(01:32:01):
to go break something in my house. I don't even
want to break something. I just think it's such a
funny idea. Anything you want, anything I want, I get
to break your choice. Come on, man, I'll fix a lot.
Don't worry about it. Let me break something to your
house and I'll worry about whatever you break. It's all

(01:32:22):
and it's all done. I mean that micro way, it
looks good amazing. Not the TV though, right, I can't
promise because I didn't say anything but the light. Oh man,
Can I come over and to break something? Yeah? I
mean if you think that's fair, you give me full
trust to come into your house and just break something
more even I think that's fair. I think it's fair
to Yeah. Yeah, And you don't have the kids at

(01:32:45):
home because if he breaks one of their toys, cry,
that's true, that's true. Yes, I love this idea. I've
never been so excited about a segment in my life
since lunch Boxes Comedy. Earlier this morning, katie're on the
hell Hi Katie, good morning. Oh hey, I wonder if
they can't hear us because our microphones dead ray because

(01:33:05):
we poured water into it. You think that's it, Katie. Yes,
maybe have to yell louder? Can you hear me? Yes?
What would you like to say? Yeah? I think it's
gonna be a microphone thing because we had to trouble
with the last two callers and mean you talk sadder? Brooke,
Hey Brook are there? Yes? Oh, welcome to the Bobby

(01:33:27):
Bone Show. Would you like to say? Um? I think
that is Eddie has to stay for the light. The
guy who broke the toilet has to pay for the toilet.
Tell her we don't, but we don't. We don't know
what happened with the toilet. I did tell her I
didn't do any sort of forensics on the poopy. Bobby
didn't do forensics. You can't value already throw it away.

(01:33:49):
I mean he said that he thought some mony broke
the toilet. So yeah, but that person came in and
cleared their name. They swore on like their children. That
she's doing today? How are you doing today? Violent? I'm good?
How are you? I'm so good? What part of Louisiana
are you from? Um? Uh parody? Oh that's how I

(01:34:11):
used to summer there. That is a funny joke. What
what what? What parish are you from um St. Charles.
They don't have counties. You don't have counties. Yeah, I
know that you don't have counties. Y'all have perishes. Yeah,
I know, what do you? You know a lot about

(01:34:33):
a little? I know. I'm just I'm just sitting here
appreciating you. Yeah. Hey, Also, do you like to read?
I do? Okay, check out fail Into You don't. I
have a book Shore, I mean, Bobby has a book
tore It's avail. I just wanted to let y'all know

(01:34:56):
that I really really really love y'all show me and
my kids listen to it recingle morning. Oh thank you.
They like, absolutely love who's your favorite listening to the
Bobby Bones Show? Who's your favorite? You don't? Yeah, we
don't really have a favorite. Are like y'all are different
than most Fox shows and most radio shows, and we

(01:35:16):
just love listening to it. Awesome. Well, we hope you
have a great day. Okay, byde that's where game. Hey.
On Friday at nine Central, we're going to be selling
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(01:35:58):
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There are t shirts and sweatshirts and tank tops. So yeah,
and uh, that's what we're trying to do. So there
we go, says Wednesday, man, crazy's already Wednesday. Huh one day.
SE's the whole Friday that happens. Also today we announced

(01:36:18):
that next Friday, not this Friday, but next Friday, we'll
be doing our show live from the Rhyman Auditorium in Nashville.
We encourage people to come by. The doors will be open.
We're doing the show from seven until nine am, so
two hours and stopping by during that show will be
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(01:36:39):
Ashton's coming by, and so they're gonna play as well,
and you can watch us do the show from the
Rhyman Auditorium. That's next Friday. It's not Maddie Poppy, Maddy Poppy,
it is. I saw it looked in my head. I
say that. I said it to her face. I said that, Yeah,
I just thought maybe i'd correct you. You should, but
I've done it eight times. I talked to her the
other day and I know her and I still mess

(01:37:01):
up her name. It's like Bobby Jones. That's what happens.
Happens Maddie Poppy. Thank you, I said, you idiot, Huh.
I can't wait to see her play. Yeah, she's gonna
be coolna play. So yeah, that's at the Rheyman. Um
anything else that you mentioned, I think it's it for now.
When's your book coming out? June nineteen ten dollars cheaper
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(01:37:23):
to pre order and save ten bucks on it. So
there's that our interned Jordan's. They can't hear me in
the room because we poured water on the board today.
And by we I mean ray, Hey, Jordan, we're on
the here. Hey, so I hear you everything for Dustin Lynch?
Is that true? Yeah? Is he's your number one? He's
my number one. I'm tear What did you just say?

(01:37:44):
You're tearing up thinking about it? Yam? I love him
so much? Okay, spit your gum out. She she didn't
know she was coming in here. Oh lunch, I took her.
Eat it, eat it? Oh my god? Oh what did
you just say? You've never in your life done anything

(01:38:05):
I've ever said. And that's the one time he does
it like a care man lunch. That's disgusting. Why would
you eat her gum? Would you eat mine? I'm gonna
tell you what. I don't know why you're chewing this gum?
There's no taste left. Why wouldn't you Why? Why would
you take? Why are you chewing to get her gum?

(01:38:26):
The question? Okay, okay, Bill, So Lunchblox just grabbed her
in turns gum. Okay, we get so. You almost cried
talking about Dustin Lynch. Yes, Why does he mean that
much to you? I don't know. I guess it's just
because before he was like a big thing I liked

(01:38:46):
him before everyone kind of knew his songs and like,
I don't know, I don't know what it is, and
like I went to a concert last summer of his
where he like he performed in Shelbyville, Delaware, which is
like a really small venue. When I was working in Maryland, awesummer,
and I took my shirt off at the concert and
let threw it at him, one of his shirts I
had bought shirt. I had another shirt that I was

(01:39:14):
but I threw it to him and he signed it
and threw it back to me, and I that was
just my life was made. So I framed the shirt
and it's like hanging in my room and every wow. Okay,
so Jordan, our intern is one. Yes, yeah, she looks
like I've made a couple comparisons, but Olivia mine a bit.
But also she looks like the Bachelorette, the new one. Yeah, Becca,

(01:39:35):
she does. Would you agree with that lunchbox? Yeah? You
do look like Beca Becca. That's such a compliment, thank you.
So I mean Destin single, how old Google Dostin's age.
He's got to be thirty, right, I was gonna say
thirty three, but I'm guessing he's that old. He's thirty?
Is it? Wow? Like at you? I mean, I'm just
full of knowledge. Sometimes she's better at age. Okay, so

(01:39:57):
go ahead, So how old do you getting? Sorry? That
could work? Yeah you want to call him call um? No,
I don't. But okay, I'm just being honest. I'm not
I'm not going to put him like I know Dustin.
I'm not gonna put him on the spot on the air.
That's true. We'll text him a pick. If I didn't

(01:40:19):
know him know him, I would probably go hey, because
I wouldn't care. But I mean, he has it easy out,
like sorry, dude, she's one Like I don't think he
probably dates twenty one year olds. Oh come on, why
wouldn't he You tell me he's not hitting the college
circuit all over the junior in college. But yeah, I
just yeah, I don't see Dustin dating someone that's still

(01:40:41):
in college. So it's okay. He has it out. He's
obviously gonna think she's pretty. Just meeting him would honestly
be oh that's all you want? Give you us a dress? Wait, Bobby,
you're not gonna like call it real quick with Jill
Cinder to his house. I was just kidding. I would
be the ultimate creeper. I wouldn't do that. So, but
you love him? I do. Yeah, I really costed a

(01:41:05):
video on Instagram last night about how he hasn't found
my girl yet. Put on, I have that, so here's
definitely talking about that. I wrote that song with two
guys that do have good girls are alive. I'm still
longing to find that person I've I've not gotten mom's
approval yet. It's a hard thing to do. I can't
walk through them all holding hands because just you can
absolutely hold my girlfriend's hand of the mall, even after

(01:41:26):
you were daying there for a week. Yes, how about
it after like six months? Yes? How you feel about that?
I can be a girl? Yeah, and I can hold
his hand. Yeah? You like his voice? Oh yeah, you
said the country like the accent. I don't know what
it is. It's just it's awesome. I love it. Do
you like him? Cowboy hat or baseball hat or no hat?
All hats? And justin question, you're that tall, Yeah, you're

(01:41:56):
probably you know how tall he is. He's probably think
it's five eight. It's okay, we can get over that. Interesting.
I wonder he gets over that I'm sure he's dated
girls taller than oh yeah, yeah, no, but I've heard
I've heard from people that they've seen him at like

(01:42:17):
bars and stuff and he's with like a really tall
like model, like beautiful girl. Well that this is Jordan,
our intern who really wants to get to know Dustin Lynch.
His song that song good Girl, so good girl. Do

(01:42:39):
you feel like he's singing to you in your hearts?
It's all about me. You. Would you be able to
date him? He's thirty three, that's not a big deal
to you. That's totally fine. Friend. Now, what would you
do on your first day? In your mind, your perfect
first day, you and Dustin Lynch? Oh my gosh, um
he picks you up in the truck, in his truck,

(01:43:00):
in the check Um, I don't know. Probably just dinner
and then maybe some serenading afterwards. Wanted to sing. That
would be awesome, that would be ideal. Okay, come on
in Destin. I'm just kidding. I just I want to
put him on the spot like that. But let me
just I made reach out. Her heart sunk, No, it

(01:43:22):
really just did. I can't even feel my chest movie Okay,
but I know that's the thing that's probably already soured this.
Maybe people't here at this part, maybe not, but anybody
somebody goes, oh, I'm a super fan. I'd also like

(01:43:43):
to romantically be involved. The MAXI dude thinks is okay,
woke up? So how do how do Pete girls handle that?
Or they just like go ahead? That's that's the hard
part for Bobby. Every where he goes, you have super fans.
But like I said, I wish I had that the girls,
That's what that's what it is. He has to worry

(01:44:06):
about that every where he goes because he has to
worry with me everywhere I go. How do you know this?
He has to he has to worry about women using
him because of his fame. I don't think that's the case.
But that being said, um let me let me see
what's up. You know, it's a tough friend data super fan,
but maybe you guys can at least meat. Yeah that

(01:44:28):
would be life made dial it down though, Yeah, it
just didn't. Because it's like when I'm around like Sam
Hunt and stuff like that's totally cool, but I know
something doesn't better looking in Sam Hunt. Yeah, I'm more
of a sand hung on himself. Oh my gosh, this
is the problem that's married. That's true. I can still
like him though, I like this game. Hold on, Bobby. Okay,

(01:44:53):
So Sam Hunt Trump's um doesn't in my mind, Yes,
different different tastes for everybody. Okay, I mean if I
was looking at guys like out on the street and stuff,
I mean I think Sam has awesome qualities that I
look for in a guy. But shoulders, yeah, yeah, dark hair,
Oh go ahead? Name? Okay, So Sam Hunt or Keith Urban?

(01:45:15):
Probably Sam because yeah, probably Sam? Right now? Yeah? Wow, okay,
a little younger Sam Hunt or Jake Owen? Sam what
Sam Hunt? Or Walker Hayes. Now here's the thing about Walker.
Walker is extremely good looking. Walker Haze is no. There
was like your party. There was a couple of girls
there there had never really seen Walker in person, and

(01:45:38):
they were like, I'm not And then Walker's wife is
right there and like his six children. It wasn't like
anything weird, but there there was just comments like he
might be the most perfect human I've ever seen. He
looks like a kin doll. Yeah, Walkerze does, You're right.
One of the one of the people that were there
said Walk Craze has six kids. They say, huh, I
get it. I'd let I'd have six kids with him too.

(01:45:59):
I know when my dad met him said that to me, like,
oh I'd have eight to your kids. We couldn't stop
having kids. Okay, okay, okay, so you look give me
one more um okay. So Sam Hunt's still winning. Sam
Walker is a close one, though, I might go Walker
clean cut. I like to clean cut a little bit.

(01:46:20):
Oh well, doesn't get any cleaner than Tim m a
girl A Walker's clean. I get it. Yeah, okay, never mind.
Game over, Sam Hunt wins. Congratulations Sam. I think Walker
maybe saying I think you met me three times Sam?
Probably Walker. Okay, congrats Walker, but probably Tie. I'll take
them both, all right, thank you your Samy's pile of stories.

(01:46:45):
So police around the country they make a surprisingly high
number of trips to this restaurant for fights, Like it's
like across the country. It's known for fighting. So the
easy answer is a waffle house or an hot because
they're open at drunk times. But if this is a story,
it's not that. Do you know what already? I have

(01:47:06):
a guest ahead Buffalo Wild Wings because of sports. Oh
and that's another good one. Fights Okay, I would say
nobody's right. No, Chucky Cheese, Chuck e Cheese, and it's
all because the fights between adults. In fact, a lot
of cities there are, yeah, are more fights at Chucky
Cheese than any other restaurant. Chuck Cheese. Well, and they

(01:47:31):
I also was reading more into it about how instinctly
a parents like if something's having to another kid, another kid,
and yeah, they've been drinking, they want to go take
care of business and they start fighting and then the
parents end up into a fistfight. Else Mobby, I genuinely
don't know the answer to this question, and it's weird
if my educated guests of knowing you for so long

(01:47:53):
is that the answer is no. But have you ever
been dumped or have you always been the dumper? Well,
so here's the thing about that is that I've been
rejected many times that I know, but no, and she
even knows like I've tried unsuccessfully. I wasn't able to

(01:48:13):
real end the fish, right, But I mean, you've been
I've been so few relationships and they've been going so wonderfully.
Kind Of on one hand, I know, and I'm pretty
sure that in one way or another, you were the
one I would get scared and go run away. Right,
you were going to push. I've never been dumped, only rejected,

(01:48:33):
because once I get them, that lure is deep. They're
not getting off unless I release it back into the No,
but that makes me sounding of douche. I haven't been dumped,
but I've been rejected. No, it's not because I think
some of it has to do with a deeper issue

(01:48:54):
with you and like relationships, once things really start to
get serious and be with them for a while, you
you have nothing else to do, but sides release them
because you know that you're just gonna be keeping them
because you don't know that you can move more forward. Right,
So what's the point of all this? The most effective
strategy for feeling better after you get dumped? Because I
was gonna ask, what have you ever done when you
got dumped? Because like, I've cut my hair, I've colored
my hair, I've done all the things. I've been dumped, like,

(01:49:17):
well every time and we know exactly And he's never
been rejected but dumped every time. I've been only rejected
and never dune. The best way to handle it is
to eat your favorite foods. Studies found this so I
know sometimes you like to emotionally meet your feelings, but

(01:49:38):
there is real, legit science behind that. It does make
you feel better. I was eating for about two months
or so perfect, A plus clean, and then at my
party a pizza and snow cones and the heat is
and I mean my stomach and my blood sugar was
rocked yesterday, all things rocked. It's been bad man. Um Yeah, okay,
what else we'll speaking of eating? Americans are scared to

(01:50:00):
take a lunch break for fear that their boss will
think they're lazy. I'm like, what is what does the
world come to? Bosses? You need to make sure your
employees know that they can take a lunch break and
they're not gonna look like they're a good employee. We
need to create a safe environment to eat lunch. I
think it's not a boss thing. I think it's also
a competitive thing within each other, Like I want to
work longer than Jimmy over here in the cubicle, so

(01:50:23):
the boss sees it. I don't think the boss expects it.
As a boss myself, there's no expectation of it. But
if you know, so, how do you feel when we
sneak out here? I get nervous. I'll be honest, but
you get nervous because you may miss a segment, not
because I'm like, don't go out and eat. I don't
care what you do as long as you're back for
a segment. No, but you're in here working and I
never leave out there to eat. I never leave. But
but that's you, guys, and that's me. You gotta eat.

(01:50:45):
I don't hold you to my standard. Thank you, because
we're all me. We'd all be nuts and we'd what
you mean, wait wise because they're not going to be
outside eating. Hey you guys, Okay, Okay, you're funny. Maybe

(01:51:06):
that's my pile. Thank you very much. I appreciate everybody
listening to us today. We're gonna go and do the
post show pre show we finished, and we go record

(01:51:27):
the podcast at intro piece and we'll play some lunchboxes
jokes that didn't make it on the air because they
were kind of dirty. One of them, he claims, was
a plus all the Facebook one man. We still have
to bleak the bad words, but we can actually air it.
I'll give people a warning. Good So if you go
to Bobby Bones Show on demand and my Heart Radio
or iTunes you can hear them. There, got it cool?

(01:51:48):
All right, that's it for today. Thank you so much.
Appreciate you hanging out. We've had quite the adventurous day.
Our board fell apart because water was spilled in It's
not by me. Amy called audible in the middle of
the thirty seconds Skinny through Mike d under the bus
sounded terrible. Wait, we've had the adventures to Sometimes you fumble,
you know, hey, fail until you don't. That is right,

(01:52:08):
my friend says, you wrote a book about it. Let
me now you stop. I got this trying team three
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Lunchbox’s First Stand-Up Comedy Act + Should Bobby Charge Eddie For Breaking Something At His House?

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