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May 27, 2024 • 37 mins

Happy Memorial Day! The show members discuss tipping on to-go orders. Plus, Bobby asks everyone the question: Are your best days ahead or behind you?

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Mom transmitting.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
Let's be honest, let's have a moment here. We're in
a circle, circle of trust. Everybody good, Yeah good, everybody good, everybody.
We live in Nashville and we're not from Nashville, but
they moved us here to do this show on a
big platform. And with that platform we get to meet
really cool people. I got to meet Dolly Parton, No
Heart A little Bit's awesome.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
It's crazy.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
I can't believe my life. Garth Brooks. I consider myself
kind of buddies with them. It's crazy, like we're growing up.
My hero is amazing. And then the new artists come
in and we get to see them grow from being
like somebody who's never had a song to be in Superstars.
One of them would be Morgan Walling And so Morgan
walland killing it. Him and Luke Comb are probably leading
the charge right now. So this is what happened with

(00:49):
Eddie and Morgan walland take it away Eddie.

Speaker 4 (00:50):
Yeah, man, I'm in Nascar and we're in the pits
and I'm walking towards the pits and Morgan Wallen is
walking away from the pits. We pass each other and
we connect eyes. I go sob dude, and I put
my hand out. He goes, hey, man, what's up.

Speaker 5 (01:05):
You're doing all right?

Speaker 4 (01:06):
And we do DAPs to each other and then we
keep walking and I was like, that's pretty cool. I
tell my wife that's pretty cool. Morgan Wall and like
recognize me and knows who I am. She goes, he
didn't recognize you, like he just thought you were probably
a fan or something like no, no, no.

Speaker 5 (01:19):
The look in his eyes was like, dude, it's Eddie.
What's up? Like, good to see you? Saw looking at
ey goes, dude, it's Eddie. Absolutely.

Speaker 4 (01:26):
There's a different look between like, oh, hey you're a fan,
thanks for listening to my music, and hey I know
you so good to see you.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
So you think in that brief moment, Morgan Walling recognized
you for you the Eddie from this show. Absolutely, But
did you call to him first or did he call
to you first? We locked eyes, Like I said, we're
locking eyes. Okay, we locked what's first?

Speaker 3 (01:46):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (01:47):
Well because that matters, Okay, So the eyes locked. It's
very important. Eyes locked, and then we both we both smiled, you.

Speaker 5 (01:56):
Know, like, oh it's you.

Speaker 4 (01:58):
Even I was like, oh, it's Morgan Wall. It's Eddie
from the Bobby Bone Show. And then I put my
hand out first.

Speaker 5 (02:04):
Give you led in every way. You initiated every part
of this.

Speaker 4 (02:08):
If you want to get technical with it, maybe I
led it by split second, okay. And then we did
our little dapths and he said good to see you man.
Then we won, and then he walked up. Good to
see you means he's seen me before. In my eyes,
what it means is and I have to do this too.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
I never say nice to meet you ever, because I
may have met them I don't remember. So I say
it's really good to see you, because that covers you
on all basis. And you learn that after you screw
up a few times and you're like, great, nice to
meet you and they're like, no, no, we've met before
at this event.

Speaker 5 (02:34):
You're like, oh, I'm an idiot.

Speaker 6 (02:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
So that isn't generally the thing you say when you
meet a lot of people. It's good to see you,
and you don't even say good to see you again.
That's a bad one too, because we feel like we've
never seen each other. Yeah, that's right, good to see you.
So he said good to see you.

Speaker 4 (02:49):
See, but I took it as like of course we've
seen each other many times.

Speaker 5 (02:52):
So yeah, good to see you too, Matt.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
Okay, Eddie think's Morgan wall And recognized him in that
brief minute? Is there any chance Morgan wall And recognized.

Speaker 5 (02:58):
Daddie, I'm leaning towards me.

Speaker 3 (03:01):
I'm not leaning.

Speaker 5 (03:03):
Yeah, I'm on the ground.

Speaker 3 (03:04):
I'm falling.

Speaker 4 (03:05):
How many times has Morgan been in the studio? Guys, Zero,
that's not true.

Speaker 7 (03:09):
He's been here.

Speaker 3 (03:09):
He's been here, He's played in here.

Speaker 5 (03:11):
Yeah, like we've seen him many times.

Speaker 7 (03:14):
Do you know what Morgan wall looks like?

Speaker 5 (03:15):
He probably not.

Speaker 3 (03:16):
You think he's been in the studio?

Speaker 7 (03:17):
Yes, he has.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
Also he played on the Saint Jude Show. He did
he did, Uh, what's the slow song?

Speaker 6 (03:25):
I like?

Speaker 3 (03:26):
Jason?

Speaker 8 (03:27):
You?

Speaker 5 (03:27):
Yeah, he did that one?

Speaker 3 (03:28):
Is that right here?

Speaker 5 (03:29):
Dude? He's been here many times?

Speaker 3 (03:30):
I mean?

Speaker 5 (03:31):
And also you sat with Morgan Wallen at No No.

Speaker 9 (03:34):
The yes, I know that he would know who I
am because I had a great here we go.

Speaker 5 (03:38):
Yes, he's been a student. Looking at pictures of him
now in the studio really yes?

Speaker 4 (03:42):
Okay, So any who question is, hey, hey, guys, be truthful.

Speaker 2 (03:47):
Okay, And did Morgan Wallen recognize Eddie no lunchbox.

Speaker 9 (03:51):
Zero present chance. What happened is Eddie looked at him
in the eyes. He's like, oh great, I'm about to
have to have an awkward encounter with someone that recognizes me.
Cool because that's when they locked eyes. He knew that
I'm gonna have to have a little interaction.

Speaker 3 (04:02):
I'll give him nabs. Move on. Whoever, that guy was
no idea who you.

Speaker 4 (04:05):
Are, so you start with him at all, so you
don't think he has a chance. Okay, so all you
guys don't think that he knew who I was.

Speaker 5 (04:11):
I think he could have in a smaller situation.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
But at one hundred thousand people event like NASCAR, and
you just walking right by him and you're going, hey,
good to see you. He's just just like, well, I
don't want to right on the internet that I'm a
bad guy. Hey man, good to see you too, and
keep walking.

Speaker 1 (04:24):
Well.

Speaker 5 (04:24):
I feel stupid for bringing this up.

Speaker 4 (04:26):
I don't, no, I do, because in my mind I
was like, oh my gosh, this is so cool.

Speaker 5 (04:30):
Our life really is cool.

Speaker 4 (04:31):
The fact that Morgan Walling's at a NASCAR race, he
sees me, He's like, oh, it's.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
Eddie, what's that I make your life a.

Speaker 4 (04:37):
Little less cool than you think because he didn't. That's
what I thought happened. So you guys are making me
feel like it didn't happen.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
I don't think it happened in the way you think.
It's a very romantic version locking eyes. We locked eyes
for sure, bore get any chance at Morgan Wall and
recognized Oddie.

Speaker 3 (04:50):
No, I don't think so.

Speaker 9 (04:51):
I think if he recognized you, he had been like,
oh hey, how and ask you specific things about your fast.

Speaker 4 (04:56):
Guys, as fast we were trying to get somewhere. I
was trying to get to the pit. He was trying
to get out of it. It was very quick.

Speaker 2 (05:01):
I would even if I saw Morgan Nah, But even
then I would go, if it's quick, maybe you didn't
even know what But no, I think we'd be fine.
He comments to Instagram story. Sometimes he does, yeah, like
you'll say a message it so we I think. But
even then I would be like, if it's a packed
event and he's got so many people talking to him,
he's probably not looking at people in the face.

Speaker 5 (05:20):
He's just trying to get through a crowd.

Speaker 4 (05:21):
That's what I was thinking. But the fact that he
spotted me made him look up and oh, it's Eddie.

Speaker 5 (05:26):
He never said it's Eddie. He never said that four times.
That's not a clote.

Speaker 2 (05:29):
Yeah, yeah, that's part never happened. Yeah, all right, fine,
so everybody goes, no, all right.

Speaker 3 (05:35):
There you go.

Speaker 5 (05:36):
Whatever.

Speaker 2 (05:36):
Good.

Speaker 3 (05:36):
Sorry, Edie stared break your heart for a segment of
the day, it's Memorial Day weekend.

Speaker 6 (05:41):
Join us as we honor the brave men and women
who have made the ultimate sacrifice for our freedom. In
their honor, we celebrate them. This is the Bobby Bones Show.
Let's go over and open up the mail bag.

Speaker 3 (05:54):
You send the mail and the air.

Speaker 5 (05:57):
It's something we call Bobby's mailed Hello, Bobby Bones.

Speaker 2 (06:05):
I've always tried to be a supportive wife of my
husband's first love, golf. He plays every other Sunday from
May to September, along with three weekend trips in between.
This year's a little different as we have a three
year old and I'm currently very pregnant do August first.
He has a weekend trip coming up in the middle
of July with his brother, which I've known about since April,

(06:26):
and I've agreed to let him go as at last
hurrah before the baby. The problem is now that my
sister and brother in law have decided to come home
that same weekend to have their daughters, my god daughters, baptized.
I asked him to come home just one day early
to be here for the church service, and he says,
I'm making it feel like my sister is more important
than his brother. I know my family will complain about

(06:48):
him essentially choosing golf over his niece's wife's goddaughter's baptism.
I see both sides. I'm not sure ho hard to
push on this signed semi supportive golf wife. I don't
see his side. Don't see it. There's no side of
his decy. He can do two fifty million golf trips
the rest of his life. How many times does family
come in and get baptized? That's a deal, listen. I

(07:08):
love golf, love it, but it's not like it's a
once in a lifetime trip to go play. Augusta. He's
going with his brother to Hilton Head Public UNI. I
don't know where he's going. But if you have family
coming into town and a family member is getting baptized,

(07:28):
and you've asked him to come home one day early,
he needs to put his big boy pants on to
come home one day early and be at this. I
think it's a different conversation. I don't know how different,
but it's a different conversation. If it's like his dying
grandfather and they're playing golf one final time lunchbox.

Speaker 5 (07:43):
To time when your wife was really pregnant. Yeah, well
you went to no, no, no, well just follow me here.
You went to Vegas.

Speaker 9 (07:49):
Yeah, we had a bachelor party, three day bender, last hurrah,
last hurrah with the boys. I mean, drank a ton,
got home next day, she went in labor next day,
next day.

Speaker 2 (08:00):
If it's close, if you're a couple weeks out, you
shouldn't be leaving play golf with your brother at home
for a couple of days.

Speaker 5 (08:06):
On this third day, you need to go to this baptism.

Speaker 3 (08:09):
That's what I'm saying. You can disagree, obviously, let's walk
shaking his head. Yes, I disagree.

Speaker 9 (08:14):
He had something planned before the baptism was planned, so
they knew.

Speaker 5 (08:18):
I'm not even it's a double whammy.

Speaker 2 (08:20):
It's her being pregnant in almost baby time and the baptism.

Speaker 5 (08:23):
Right, he doesn't even be gone anyway.

Speaker 9 (08:24):
The baptism is not a big deal. It's not a
big deal to be at the baptism. Memories with your
brother is more important than seeing some niece or.

Speaker 3 (08:32):
Nephew get baptized.

Speaker 9 (08:33):
That whatever, there's gonna be fifty people there, and no
one's gonna remember who was there and who was not there.
Go make memories with your brother. Your wife gave you permission.
You gave him permission a long time ago. Your sister
should have planned the baptism another day. I'm team husband.

Speaker 2 (08:46):
Yeah, I'm not because if I could listen to that,
if it was just a baptism and she wasn't pregnant
about to have a baby in two weeks, and.

Speaker 9 (08:52):
Luckily she's got family around her. She goes into labor,
she got a lot of helpers.

Speaker 2 (08:55):
Oh she needs to have him there, just like you
probably shouldn't have gone on that trip too, and you
know that.

Speaker 8 (09:01):
Man.

Speaker 9 (09:02):
Yeah, but you got back and you're still a little
drunk and you still had to go. Dude, I was
falling asleep around the labor.

Speaker 5 (09:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (09:07):
So I'm with you, semi support of golf wife. You
tell your husband he's not gonna like it, but he
doesn't need to go. She you can go on to
labor at any point. All right, that's the mailbag.

Speaker 5 (09:17):
Thank you, we got your Gmail on your air.

Speaker 9 (09:22):
Now it's sign the cloth Bobby failed bag.

Speaker 3 (09:24):
Yeah, it's time for the good news. Bobby.

Speaker 5 (09:31):
Tango has been a good dog, but he's eternally ill.
He's in a hospice and he's being.

Speaker 2 (09:37):
Cared for by people that take care of older dogs,
and that part of it sucks. But the house where
Tango is staying there was a burglary attempt and Tango
went Toby keats, which is I'm not as good as
I once was. Yeah, but I'm as good once as
I ever was. Older and Tango, who doesn't have a
lot of energy, got up and went crazy barking. So

(10:00):
the homeowners were like, that doesn't sound normal if Tango
and the burglar wasn't all the way in the house
yet he had just like and so they came down
and Tango saved them. Luckily the burglar didn't like attack.
The burglar ran off, So that's awesome. It's the Golden
Paul Hospice foster program, which people take care of these dogs,
and Tango saved the house.

Speaker 7 (10:20):
Golden Paul.

Speaker 3 (10:21):
Yeah, that's cute man, big shout out tango.

Speaker 4 (10:24):
Yeah, man, they say, like get a dog, because just
the bark alone could really like save your house. Or
that case, you just get a sound machine.

Speaker 5 (10:35):
Tango, big shout out. That's what it's all about.

Speaker 3 (10:38):
That was telling me something good.

Speaker 5 (10:41):
Around the room.

Speaker 2 (10:42):
Do you think you should tip on a to go order?
A simple yes or no and talk with your heart,
not what you think you makes you look good and
got it. I'm only looking at you, Eddie when I
say that, because I feel like everybody.

Speaker 5 (10:54):
Else can talk with her.

Speaker 3 (10:55):
Yes.

Speaker 4 (10:55):
I mean I know what the answer is, and I
may make me look bad. Okay, lunchbox, should you up
on it to go order?

Speaker 3 (11:00):
No? Eddie?

Speaker 2 (11:02):
No, Amy, Yes, yeah, and I say yes too. It
doesn't have to be as much, but I say yes
as well. Okay, so you don't have to agree.

Speaker 3 (11:10):
So we have this.

Speaker 2 (11:11):
We talked about it many times and debated. But here's
a lunchbox. Because you decided to call some restaurants.

Speaker 9 (11:17):
Yeah, I want to call restaurants and talk to the
dacoe person and see what they thought, Like, what is
the rule when it comes to tipping on to go orders?

Speaker 6 (11:24):
Right?

Speaker 5 (11:24):
The first one is a nice steakhouse.

Speaker 4 (11:26):
Here we go, thank you for speaking how many sisteens?

Speaker 3 (11:29):
Oh, yes, ma'am. I have a question about to go order.

Speaker 9 (11:32):
So I work for a radio station and I'm doing
research on how much you're supposed to tip if you
call in a to go order.

Speaker 8 (11:40):
Well, I would say standard practice on that would be
anywhere between ten and eighteen percent.

Speaker 9 (11:45):
Now, due to go people get paid better than a server.

Speaker 3 (11:49):
How does that work?

Speaker 8 (11:50):
Absolutely?

Speaker 3 (11:51):
Okay?

Speaker 9 (11:52):
So they do make an hourly wage that is not
two dollars.

Speaker 3 (11:56):
Absolutely okay.

Speaker 8 (11:57):
I can't speak I can't speak for you know, other concepts, brands,
et cetera. But I can certainly speak for us and
say that ours are compensated as if they were a
line cook.

Speaker 3 (12:09):
Okay, a line cook.

Speaker 2 (12:10):
So, but also the tip is less too, because she
never said twenty percent, she said ten percent up to eighteen.
Why are you guys looking at me like somethings weird?
I mean that is crazy, particularly what you're going to
penalize them because they're making what a cook makes. It's
not like to cook's making ten million dollars a year.
There's a tip line there.

Speaker 4 (12:24):
They acknowledge that they're not doing anything extrabuted.

Speaker 5 (12:26):
She also said yes, the answer was yes.

Speaker 4 (12:28):
Yeah, but who's going to turn on a tip if
you asked me? Bones he called to ask? Was the
point if anyone asks anyone, hey, do you like tips? Well, yeah,
tip me whatever you want. Absolutely, even though I did nothing.

Speaker 5 (12:40):
Point of this experimster friend to call and ask, and
he did, and they're all going to say yes.

Speaker 3 (12:44):
Here's another one. This is an affordable chain restaurant, the
lunchbox called are we supposed to tip when we order
to go?

Speaker 8 (12:51):
So it's kind of at your discretion, I will admit.

Speaker 1 (12:53):
Our to go people do not get paid like a
minimum wage. They do get paid lower, so the tips
aays go to them and it does help them out.
But you're not required to tip.

Speaker 9 (13:03):
Right, You're not required? Okay, So what is the standard
tip on a to go order? Are we talking two percent,
five percent, fifteen percent?

Speaker 1 (13:11):
Personally I always do twenty percent, no matter if it's
to go or if I'm dining in.

Speaker 9 (13:16):
Wow, even though they are just putting it in a
bag for you, like they don't bring you.

Speaker 1 (13:21):
It's not always that we I mean, yeah, we do
put so we have to restock all of our sauces.
We do, the salsa, the creamy Jlapino. We do all
of our chips. We do have to make sure the
kitchen has all of the sauces, everything like that, and
restock everything, so we're not just just putting it in
a bag for you.

Speaker 10 (13:40):
I mean.

Speaker 1 (13:41):
And we do do curb side, so we do always
run it out to the cars as well if we
have time or we have the.

Speaker 3 (13:46):
Staff all right, well, have a great day.

Speaker 2 (13:48):
Well two so they don't make and wait, I know that,
So that's a little difference. It's kind of like who knows.
So I love it like Mike's lip with a two
percent tip? Do that out like throwing nick? But both said, yes,
you should tip on it to go order.

Speaker 3 (14:05):
A shocking It is shocking.

Speaker 9 (14:06):
Well, I mean it's not shocking because you call someone
and my survey did not go the way I wanted
it to go. I was hear that doing it to
prove a point, and my proof point was like, ah,
dang it.

Speaker 3 (14:17):
So I think Eddie is right.

Speaker 9 (14:18):
Though you call someone say hey, are we supposed to
be about You're supposed to tip.

Speaker 3 (14:21):
Me, and now in this survey you I know how
to learned. I lost I lost bad bad, I love bad.

Speaker 5 (14:30):
You don't have to tip twenty eight percent.

Speaker 2 (14:32):
But it is nice because a lot of them, in
this case, fifty percent of them didn't even make minimum
wage and they depend on that.

Speaker 3 (14:36):
Like, I get it.

Speaker 9 (14:37):
If it's curbsite, if they're bringing it out to you,
give a dollar or two.

Speaker 5 (14:40):
You love that two percent, don't you? Hey, did you
hear stuttering all over the sausage that way? The sauso
they got sauce? You guys in money? Did you guys
hear the Eddie story about money?

Speaker 3 (14:51):
So you got it? Uber?

Speaker 4 (14:52):
Yes, they we're crazy going. I was coming back from
the airport, okay, and this is crazy. So we get
in the car. The Ubers like, all right, puts the
address in. He says, oh, you live in the Windy
Pine neighborhood. I'm just throwing that out and he says,
I say, yes I do. He goes all right. He
starts driving, and about like two minutes in, I'm like, dude,
this guy's going in the wrong direction. I say, hey,

(15:12):
that's weird. Usually I go that way. He goes, Oh, no,
I don't worry. I know where it is. This GPS
this thing just kind of just does. It has its
own mind. So he keeps driving again. Five minutes later,
I go, dude, you're still going in the wrong direction.
He's like, no, no, no, I know exactly where your neighborhood is.
It's just a different way to get there. Ten minutes later,
I'm like, dude, we are getted outside of Nashville. I'm
telling you right now. He's like, you don't live in

(15:34):
this area and said, no, I live on the other
side of town. He goes, oh, my bad, there's a
neighborhood called the exact same name your neighborhood is, but
on the other side of town.

Speaker 5 (15:42):
I didn't know that, dude.

Speaker 4 (15:43):
It took us an hour to get home, and when
we got there, he goes, I'm so sorry. I will
I will write Uber and let them know so they
can reimburse you. Because it was initially going to be
a twenty five dollar charge, it turned into a fifty
six dollar charge. He goes, sometimes does an answer, I
will send you a check.

Speaker 5 (16:01):
You know what.

Speaker 4 (16:01):
He took a picture of my address and my mail
watch says all right, I got your address. I will
mail you a check. I promise you I will reimburse
you for your money.

Speaker 5 (16:07):
We'll letdie get the money. Yes or no, lunchbox.

Speaker 9 (16:10):
No chance, the guy's just making you feel good.

Speaker 3 (16:12):
Amy, well, Eddie, ever get this money? No?

Speaker 2 (16:15):
No, and he has your address to remember his phone.
Can also call man, maybe get a few things fro himself. Hey,
I will let you know if that check ever comes.

Speaker 3 (16:23):
That shady feeling, they took a picture.

Speaker 4 (16:25):
I know, man, I didn't know what to do. I mean,
that was like, don't worry about it, bro, I did.
I said that it's fine. So no, no, no, He's like,
it'll make me feel better. I will send you a check.

Speaker 2 (16:34):
Also, can you get your security code and Lauren, just
in case he needs to get that check into your kitchen,
especially when you're not home.

Speaker 5 (16:41):
Yeah, I don't think you're gonna see that. Hey, I
bet I get the check. I'll let you do think
you will? I do?

Speaker 4 (16:45):
I really do get.

Speaker 3 (16:46):
It's time for the good news lunch Box.

Speaker 9 (16:53):
Sarah and Brandon are a couple from Missouri.

Speaker 3 (16:55):
They're dating. They said, hey, we should get married.

Speaker 9 (16:58):
Well, along the way they were doing something that they
weren't supposed to do before they got married.

Speaker 3 (17:03):
And she was pregnant. What okay?

Speaker 5 (17:06):
What biblically okay, go ahead, I got you.

Speaker 3 (17:11):
Yeah, and so over there. Yeah, go ahead.

Speaker 9 (17:14):
They're planning their wedding and oh, my goodness, gonna be
dream wedding. She's thirty five weeks pregnant and the wedding's
coming up, and all of a sudden, oh, I think my.

Speaker 5 (17:24):
Water broke and she has to go to the hospital.

Speaker 9 (17:27):
They're gonna miss the wedding because she's having a baby.

Speaker 2 (17:30):
Day and how close to how many hours? Sometimes they
bring the whole wedding into the delivery room, but if.

Speaker 3 (17:37):
It's super super close, you can't.

Speaker 9 (17:40):
He just says they learned they were gonna miss the
wedding because she's in the hospital with a baby.

Speaker 3 (17:45):
So the hospital staff rows it together.

Speaker 9 (17:48):
They decorate, boom boom, and they have a wedding before
the baby arrives.

Speaker 2 (17:53):
I wonder if that was important to them, well, like
before the baby's born, Like we mosy difference if you're
married before the baby's born rafter.

Speaker 9 (18:03):
I mean, I don't think so, but I mean it
must have been important to them because now they're Sarah
and Brandon Perry and the baby has the last name Perry.

Speaker 2 (18:13):
I guess it's important. I don't know, but I like
it that the hospital did that for them. Because that's
super cool because there's lots of that happened at the
hospital cause you didn't know a lot of stuff. Baby
being born, people dying, all injuries, all that, surgeries, yep,
all of that. Yeah, and it stinks had to miss
their wedding. But also they weren't really cutting the close
there if they knew, right, it's risky, man, maybe you
punt it, you move it up or back a little bit, right, wait.

Speaker 9 (18:35):
Un till the baby's born, and then have the wedding later.

Speaker 3 (18:37):
That's what I mean. I have multiple friends that did that.

Speaker 5 (18:40):
But does mister Morale, does he done or condemn that?

Speaker 2 (18:45):
No?

Speaker 9 (18:45):
I condone it. I don't mind it at all. Like
I got no problem with you know what they were
doing before marriage? Yeah, some people do, some people do.
I was just saying, so don't be surprised, like they
were probably like what how are they praying them before
they got.

Speaker 5 (18:57):
Married and making any sense?

Speaker 3 (18:58):
Didn't make any sense.

Speaker 2 (18:59):
So I wanted to thank you for doing that. Wow,
that's a great story. Shout out to the hospital. Congratulations
on the baby. That's what it's all about. That was
tell me something good. Let's go over to Amy now
and get in The Morning Corny, The Morning Corny, How.

Speaker 7 (19:16):
Do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?

Speaker 5 (19:18):
How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep? Rocket?

Speaker 3 (19:21):
Rocket?

Speaker 5 (19:22):
Nice? That was the morning Corny Rocket.

Speaker 3 (19:29):
Thank you guys.

Speaker 6 (19:29):
A Happy Memorial Day, the unofficial kickoff to summer. As
you're prepping the grill for a family get together this weekend,
let's not forget the true meaning as we honor those
who courageously gave their lives for our freedom. This is
the Bobby Bones show.

Speaker 2 (19:46):
Give you hear about hot dogs, and they're like, you
don't want to know what's in a hot dog?

Speaker 6 (19:50):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (19:50):
Yeah, of course, what do you think is in a
hot dog?

Speaker 7 (19:52):
Well, if the ones that aren't one hundred percent all
beef are just ground up parts from the animal, from
the pig or the I.

Speaker 2 (19:59):
Don't mind it. I never know anyway, Really what meat
I'm getting? You know, pulow a one on it chef's kiss. Yeah,
but mostly hot dogs are water. That's the simple ingredy
that makes up half a hot dogs. Really, it's almost
fifty percent water. Well, I love a hot dog, I
don't have.

Speaker 5 (20:15):
A lot of them. I used to eat cold hot
dogs constantly. Just go to the fridge, get them cheap,
grab the wheed man.

Speaker 2 (20:21):
Really it did not taste good, but I had them
at a time in my life that I go back
to is very like my early years of college when
I was really struggling. But like, I have the greatest
like feeling in my heart about those times when I
was struggling hard, when the whole world's my oyster, and
I get those cold hot dogs and be like, oh,
I've gotta grab something and go to work. I'd take
a couple of hot dogs, eat them in the car
on the way to work. No bun, no heat. Oh yeah, exactly,

(20:43):
that's how they were. It tasted like that Man of
the Good Times rolls, I'd say, And I drive an
hour and a half to work every day.

Speaker 3 (20:50):
Dang.

Speaker 2 (20:51):
Speaking of eating, is there anything in a restaurant you
go and you're like, I'm just not gonna eat that
because I don't.

Speaker 5 (20:54):
I don't eat that.

Speaker 6 (20:56):
Not.

Speaker 3 (20:57):
I used to be that way.

Speaker 7 (20:58):
There's a lot of things I didn't eat, but now
pretty much just not anything.

Speaker 2 (21:01):
I won't need an octopus, it doesn't matter. We'll go
to seafood places and they'll be like, you want this, doc,
I will not touch octopus for any reason whatsoever, Mostly
because I watched that documentary on Netflix called The Octopus Buddy.

Speaker 5 (21:11):
What's called to Me and Octopus Buddy?

Speaker 3 (21:15):
It's a great, great documentary.

Speaker 5 (21:17):
The guys, it's weird.

Speaker 2 (21:18):
It's weird, but you learn a lot about this octopus
and then you learn how similar we are to them,
and how they think. They have similar thinking. They can
do multi level type. It's just octopus are so smart,
so I can't eat it.

Speaker 7 (21:33):
What about calamari?

Speaker 5 (21:34):
I guess that's the dumb squid.

Speaker 2 (21:39):
Scientists say that humans and octopus brains share some genes
that are believed to be connected to learning and memory.
So another story about how smart these octopuses are.

Speaker 5 (21:50):
Are octopi? I prefer OCTOPI? Could octopuses?

Speaker 2 (21:56):
Yeah, I'd rather say OCTOPI I think. Here's a voicemail
from Brianna in San Antonio.

Speaker 1 (22:03):
Hi, Bobby, I just wanted to tell you this cool
thing that happened to me this week when my boyfriend proposed.
I happen to know that you and Caitlin's song is
Neon Moon, and my boyfriend proposed to me.

Speaker 3 (22:12):
This weekend was the next song to play.

Speaker 1 (22:15):
I just thought that was fun love the show.

Speaker 5 (22:17):
Well great, I love it. Neon Moon. One of our
chapters of music.

Speaker 2 (22:21):
I think our song, if we really had to pick one,
is probably Jaco when made for You.

Speaker 5 (22:29):
It was me you we walked down the aisle to
that song, or she did. I always thought I should
have walked down the.

Speaker 2 (22:35):
Aisle looking back, yeah yeah, but I even pre wedding,
I was like, I should walk down the aisle.

Speaker 5 (22:41):
We really get shafted as dudes. I want to have
my moment.

Speaker 2 (22:44):
But so this was our song, right, and so that's
probably number one. I think number two is probably Brooks
and Done Neon Moon.

Speaker 9 (22:53):
I've been more February nine food.

Speaker 5 (22:58):
Me auto romantic song.

Speaker 2 (23:01):
By the way, we knew that it was just it
would come on all the time when we first started
dating because I'm a listening like the nineties, iHeart channel
or it would just randomly show up and she knows
every lyric to every song, so it just became part
of our Like when I hear it, I think of us,
the early dating part of it, and then Ronnie Done
saying at the wedding, which is awesome, which kind of

(23:22):
cemented that. So but when I think back as musical
chapters liked a lipa, don't start now?

Speaker 5 (23:28):
Which is this one? So don't come. This was way
early dating, yes, way way early. I want to think
of this.

Speaker 2 (23:36):
I think about her because we always did the drum
part together and goes. But I mean she wasn't even
living here yet. She was living in California. So do
Alipa Jaco and Brooks and Dunn Eddie. Whatchu and your
wife's song? One song?

Speaker 3 (23:49):
Do you have one? Gosh?

Speaker 5 (23:51):
I mean we've had so many through the years, but
I would go with you two. And it is called
oh cut. Yeah, it's like an album cut. We don't know.

Speaker 3 (24:05):
We can't sing along.

Speaker 4 (24:07):
All I want is you, I think while without you, Hey,
you know what, for the sake of this thing, we'll
do yet.

Speaker 9 (24:13):
Whistle with that you.

Speaker 3 (24:16):
That's good, lunchbox.

Speaker 5 (24:17):
You and your wife.

Speaker 3 (24:17):
You have a song?

Speaker 9 (24:18):
Oh yeah, one she always likes is Tonight's gonna be
a good good night.

Speaker 3 (24:21):
I don't know the news. Yeah, I don't know why.

Speaker 5 (24:25):
That's interesting.

Speaker 3 (24:26):
That's what she is.

Speaker 2 (24:27):
Night's gonna be good night because tonight's gonna be yeah
good good night.

Speaker 5 (24:34):
That was so tough.

Speaker 3 (24:36):
No, yeah, she loves that song, and so that you guys,
a song.

Speaker 9 (24:41):
That's well, I mean, I don't really have a song
that I would pick, but whenever we'd go out for.

Speaker 5 (24:45):
One, pick one, you and her? What song reminds you
and your wife?

Speaker 3 (24:49):
Small up?

Speaker 5 (24:50):
Okay, we knew that was coming.

Speaker 3 (24:51):
I mean to go to well, I mean we got
three kids.

Speaker 5 (24:55):
I knew he was gonna say that song three kids?

Speaker 3 (24:57):
All right?

Speaker 2 (24:57):
Wait, well, thank you for that voicemail. You guys can
leave us voicemails a anytime. Eight seven, seven seventy seven, Bobby.
And then also, congratulations Brianna on your proposal.

Speaker 6 (25:06):
We salute our fallen heroes and give thanks this Memorial
Day weekend.

Speaker 2 (25:13):
So Lunchbox says he's back with SPF, which I thought
he brought us some sunscreen, but no, what's SPF.

Speaker 3 (25:19):
Is the Sunburn Protection Foundation.

Speaker 9 (25:21):
I hit the beach and I walk up to random
people and let him know, Hey, I'm here for your help.
You need some help getting those hard to reach areas.
I got the sunscreen and I got magical hands.

Speaker 2 (25:31):
Okay, this is this is great for sure. Okay, So
Lunchbox is on the beach. This is at your vacation.

Speaker 3 (25:36):
This is my vacation scene. Where are you.

Speaker 9 (25:38):
So I'm walking down the beach in Florida and there's
this lady. She's really tan, probably late forties, pretty darn
good looking, and she's just on a towel by herself,
no like shade structure.

Speaker 3 (25:50):
So I'm like, man, she needs some screen, some screen.
Oh yeah, I never heard that.

Speaker 5 (25:54):
So what about you? What do you look like? What
are you wearing?

Speaker 9 (25:56):
I'm wearing no shirt, no shoes, I got a hat on,
some sunglasses, and I got my blue swim trunks with
pink flamingos on the front.

Speaker 3 (26:05):
Let's roll.

Speaker 2 (26:06):
Here is the first clip lunchbox as part of the
Sunburn Protection Foundation, going up to strangers saying let me rub,
Let me rub some of this on you.

Speaker 3 (26:13):
Excuse me? How you doing, ma'am?

Speaker 9 (26:15):
I'm part of the SPF, the Sunburn Protection Foundation, and
we specialize in hard to reach areas.

Speaker 3 (26:21):
So like you got your lower back and your I
didn't get sunscreen. If you need help, I'm here for
the job.

Speaker 5 (26:28):
Appreciated. I never wear subscreen.

Speaker 9 (26:30):
Oh well, that's a Sunburn Protection Foundation. That is not
a good idea.

Speaker 3 (26:35):
You sure you don't need any help? I don't. I
don't believe in Thank you, though, oh wow, okay, well
I'm sorry, you know, okay, all right, Well if you
if you need thing, you let me know. These hands
are magical.

Speaker 2 (26:46):
I do feel like though, that you should be able
to say your organization without stumbling through it.

Speaker 9 (26:51):
Well, as I started saying that, she picked up her
twe trying to started walking away.

Speaker 3 (26:54):
Oh she did.

Speaker 9 (26:54):
Yeah, she was trying to throw you off. Yeah, it
threw me off. I was like, well, why is she
so call off?

Speaker 3 (26:58):
Guard?

Speaker 2 (26:59):
Also, where it isn't even sunscreen, I mean, hey, maybe
it's the chemicals.

Speaker 3 (27:03):
Or she just made that up.

Speaker 9 (27:04):
Now you ever seen another couch I have? That's where
her skin looks like I have. Ok Like, I mean
it was oh it'd been in the sun. I mean,
everybody had shaved structures. And she is just laying on
a towel in the middle of the beach at three
o'clock in the afternoon. Whoo getting toasted.

Speaker 2 (27:20):
Now, remember he's focusing on the hard to reach areas.
Yeah right, that's so creepy. That's so creepy. When you
said people are what areas would be those?

Speaker 3 (27:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (27:27):
For me, what would you do?

Speaker 9 (27:28):
I mean, well, probably your mid to lower back is
probably hard to get because you can't really get your
hands back there. Maybe your shoulders, I don't know, because
I can't touch my shoulder, so I need help there,
or somewhere on your lower legs you can't reach down.
What about that spot that's like right where the swimsuit is,
like the waistline.

Speaker 5 (27:45):
Okay, yeah, got it.

Speaker 9 (27:46):
Like women, you know, if they're wearing a bikini, they
can't get it right there at that line in the middle.

Speaker 3 (27:51):
Of their back, and so you got to help them
with that.

Speaker 2 (27:52):
Here is the next one. It's a guy in two
ladies in their early thirties out sitting in the sun.

Speaker 3 (27:57):
Yeah, excuse me, guys.

Speaker 9 (27:59):
Hello, I am from the SPF, the Sunburn Protection Foundation,
and I just want to let you make sure you
guys are up.

Speaker 3 (28:08):
Yes, we're good. Are you sure?

Speaker 9 (28:10):
I'll just make sure because your backstarting looking red. I
just want to make sure you didn't need to replying.
You know, you know, if you need me to hit
your shoulders, you know you sure?

Speaker 5 (28:18):
I appreciate, thank you.

Speaker 3 (28:21):
Yeah, see there we go. All right, there we go.
Look at that. Yeah, oh yeah, you are getting red.

Speaker 6 (28:27):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (28:29):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (28:30):
Doesn't that feel good? Doesn't that feel good?

Speaker 6 (28:33):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (28:35):
And it's not and this is all professional, very professional.
Who it's prime time. You guys be going you need something?
My man, No, I'm good, all right, not get a friend? Way, okay,
all right? Cool? Thanks man.

Speaker 5 (28:50):
I liked it, he goes, yeah, all professional. Yeah, it
feels good. That guy wanted nothing.

Speaker 3 (28:58):
To do with you know. He was giving me, I like,
you better get out of here, and they both did.

Speaker 5 (29:03):
I mean the girls kind of like me. Was he
jealous that you were going to rub that gross?

Speaker 3 (29:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (29:07):
I do think he got a little mad when like
he was like, now we're good, homie, And when that
girl goes, you can hit my shoulders. His look was like,
excuse me, he can hit your shoulders. And then I
mean I try to get him out towards like see
I did it to her, I can go to you,
and he was he put a cigarette down.

Speaker 3 (29:21):
I was like, I gotta go. It was one more
his two ladies under a blue canopy in their mid fifties.

Speaker 5 (29:28):
Excuse me, Marylyn.

Speaker 9 (29:30):
I'm part of the SPF, the Sunburn Protection Foundation, and
I just want to let you know we specialize and.

Speaker 3 (29:35):
Hard to get areas like middle back low, We're back.
Are you sure you don't need my expertise. I do
it for a living. You sure, okay? Yeah, because I
mean sometimes your friends let you down and I'm here.
I'm here to save the day. I'm right. You sure?
I mean sunscreen? I mean, I mean the knees are
looking red. We can get behind the knees, you know,

(29:56):
the shoulders get you You sure? Oh my god?

Speaker 5 (30:01):
How many times I'm positive? I'm sure, I'm positive.

Speaker 3 (30:07):
I'm sure. You want me to just leave or one?

Speaker 5 (30:09):
How do you feel when you do this stuff?

Speaker 3 (30:11):
I'm blipping to myself inside. I'm just going Mayfield think
I'm crazy.

Speaker 5 (30:14):
You don't go I'm the therest.

Speaker 9 (30:16):
No, it's hilarious. It is so funny. But to me,
it's just like to see them squirm. It just brings
me a smile to my face. But I can't smile
because I'm professional.

Speaker 5 (30:27):
He sounds like a serial killer. It's professional.

Speaker 7 (30:31):
Like that.

Speaker 3 (30:32):
Yeah, professional? All right?

Speaker 5 (30:35):
Well, good to hear that. The Sunburn Protection Foundation is
still hard to work.

Speaker 3 (30:38):
Yeah, out there saving lives, they're saving times.

Speaker 2 (30:42):
You stay at this point of your life, your best
days are in front of your behind, you in front
of me, And then you did a face like you
don't believe it, no idea.

Speaker 5 (30:50):
You said you didn't believe it.

Speaker 7 (30:52):
Because it makes me feel bad about the years that
are behind me, because some of those were good too.
But I think that the best days are still to come.

Speaker 9 (30:58):
Watchbooks, Oh behind I mean, listen, I was promking, I
was drinking champion at twenty one. I partied so hard
and now I'm just like, I'm here and I'm happy
and I'm good.

Speaker 3 (31:10):
But I mean, it's kids then, I know, but your
wife then I understand. But life was so fun then.

Speaker 9 (31:17):
Now it's more like, yeah, okay, you take care of
the kids, you wipe their butts like okay, like it's cool.
But it's more about them than it is me. So
my best days are behind me.

Speaker 2 (31:27):
They were talking about little age as you peaked at
a minute ago. But this is just generally better things
to come, or were the best things already behind you,
Eddie man.

Speaker 4 (31:35):
Like the days back are we're great, but I always
had responsibilities, school, work, whatever. I cannot wait to retire
and do nothing, so my best days are ahead of me.

Speaker 5 (31:47):
That's weird that you look forward to retirement. To me,
it's weird. I can't wait to do nothing, but I
never want to retire.

Speaker 1 (31:52):
I know.

Speaker 5 (31:52):
That's the difference between you and me. The difference is,
I guess I really enjoy.

Speaker 1 (31:55):
What I do.

Speaker 5 (31:56):
Well, No, I do too, but I want you enjoy
it for a job. I think.

Speaker 4 (32:00):
For me, when I look at the calendar and there's
something on that, I'm like, oh, I got to do
that today.

Speaker 5 (32:04):
Okay, So it messes with my brain.

Speaker 4 (32:06):
But if I wake up and there's nothing on my
calendar and I can go play golf if I want,
I cannot wait for.

Speaker 5 (32:11):
That, stresses out has Eddie?

Speaker 7 (32:13):
Have you been setting up your retirement? Like do you
know what age you could stop?

Speaker 6 (32:16):
No?

Speaker 5 (32:17):
No, no, no chance, I don't even know I have savings.

Speaker 7 (32:19):
Like really, but you should start working towards that because
it doesn't just magically happen.

Speaker 5 (32:25):
It's just so you lit up when you said with
the word of retirement, I cannot wait.

Speaker 4 (32:29):
I played the golf with an old man the other
day and he said he had just started retirement and
he was gleaming.

Speaker 5 (32:34):
The problem with retiring as you're old and about to
die exactly.

Speaker 9 (32:37):
That's why our best days are behind those guys. We're
closer to death.

Speaker 5 (32:40):
That is it.

Speaker 3 (32:41):
Bobby just nailed it.

Speaker 9 (32:42):
Like when you're twenty one, twenty two years old, you
are thinking about the next night out, the next you know,
girl at the bar. You're not thinking about, Oh my gosh,
I am mortal and I'm gonna die.

Speaker 5 (32:52):
Yeah, when I retire.

Speaker 2 (32:53):
I don't want to retire, but I'm gonna say, if
I ever retire, it'll be like, dang, I'm only retiring
because I'm old.

Speaker 3 (32:58):
Yeah, that's exactly where right. That to me is freaky.

Speaker 5 (33:01):
And also I just love my job so much. I
would do it forever.

Speaker 3 (33:04):
About that, But so you would say your best days
are behind you too, I wouldn't.

Speaker 2 (33:08):
I'm a weird one. I think my best days are
right now. I think right now is thrive time, and
I think I've only got a little bit more right now,
and then it starts to probably go down a little bit.
But I feel like right now I'm really kicking time
in the butt. I got a foot right in the
rectum of time and it's just sitting there rocking.

Speaker 8 (33:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (33:27):
So like the next three or four years, I feel like,
So I'm gonna go with now. Thirty eight percent say
the best is you have to come think it's pretty
positive out look, fourteen percent say, oh one of their
is right now, I didn't know it was a part
of that one. And twenty seven percents of their best
days are behind them. So that's from you of America.
I just retirement, and you look forward to it. I
understand the concept of not having to work. I think

(33:49):
I will look forward to retiring though right now, like
if you're gonna have a dream, yeah what to be coach?

Speaker 5 (33:53):
Just retired right now? Oh yeah, but that's not possible.
It sounds like it's can be possible for.

Speaker 3 (33:59):
Anywhere. It's Memorial Day weekend.

Speaker 6 (34:03):
Join us as we honor the brave men and women
who have made the ultimate sacrifice for our freedom.

Speaker 3 (34:08):
In their honor, we celebrate them. This is the Bobby
Bones Show. Bobby Bone Show up today.

Speaker 9 (34:16):
This story comes with us from Sarasota County, Florida. Driver
was sitting in rush hour traffic and she looks over
and she's like, oh my goodness, there's a car driving
on the sidewalk. So she starts filming it, calls police
and says, hey, this car wanted to beat rush hour,
so here's video. So police set up the next day
and the car did the exact same thing.

Speaker 5 (34:35):
They found a shortcut.

Speaker 9 (34:36):
Huh yeah, instead of sitting in traffic, went over on
the sidewalk, was driving down.

Speaker 2 (34:40):
Wooo oh, guilty if I just go around someone sitting
because you can, I don't know if you can, and
if you're not supposed to do this. This is just
me hypothetically telling a situation here. If a car is
sitting waiting to turn to the right, you can go
around them on the shoulder, right, Yeah, in the bike lane.

Speaker 3 (34:57):
I don't like to call it bike lane because it's
for bikes. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (35:00):
Like, if a car sitting and there's a light and
it's going to go right and it can't, you can go.

Speaker 3 (35:05):
Can't you go around the shoulder?

Speaker 2 (35:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (35:07):
I don't know. I do it anytime I get on
the shoulder. I forgot a little bit me too.

Speaker 3 (35:10):
I'm like I shouldn't be here. Yeah. Yeah, I'd never
do the sidewalk. No, no, wait, dude, that's crazy.

Speaker 2 (35:16):
Also, I feel like i'd break a will I have
a car. Yeah all right, well it worked for a while.

Speaker 3 (35:21):
Probably. Yeah, I'm LUNCHBOXX. That's your bonehead story of the day.

Speaker 6 (35:24):
We salute our fallen heroes and give thanks. This Memorial
Day weekend. It's the Bobby Bones Show.

Speaker 3 (35:30):
Thank you guys for hanging out with us. It's the
good News Countdown.

Speaker 6 (35:35):
Count him down, the biggest good news story across the lamb.

Speaker 5 (35:40):
All right, here we go Number three.

Speaker 2 (35:43):
A girl in New Jersey just graduated this month as
valedictorian over her high school class, which is great, and
valedictorian at her local community college, both the same time.
She actually got a college degree before high school diploma.
So that is some hard work paying off right there.
That is awesome, Danielle.

Speaker 5 (35:59):
Let's go.

Speaker 2 (36:01):
Six teenagers in New York got their high school diplomas
last month, then stripped off their robes and rushed out
of graduation to go put out a fire. Someone's garage
went up, and they're all volunteer firefighters. Luckily they stopped
the fire from spreading and no one was hurt and
they got back in time for the graduation party.

Speaker 3 (36:22):
That is crazy, all right. Why.

Speaker 2 (36:25):
According to Guinness, an eighty six year old woman has
become the world's longest serving flight attendant after sixty five
years of doing the job. Here is Bette Nash talking
about why she got into the business and not wanting
to retire.

Speaker 10 (36:39):
I wanted to be a flight attendant from the time
I got on the first airplane. I was sixteen years old.
The pilot and the flight attendant walked across the hall,
and I thought that was for me. Even when I
think I might retire or something. Then I come to
work and I think, oh, I couldn't. I couldn't do that.

Speaker 2 (36:56):
You know, first I thought eighty six. But then you
hear a talk it sounds alert. Yeah, it doesnt sound
a day over ready four?

Speaker 10 (37:02):
Nah?

Speaker 2 (37:02):
Yeah, she works for American Airlines, but she started with
the Eastern air Way back in nineteen fifty seven.

Speaker 3 (37:08):
Never heard of that.

Speaker 2 (37:09):
Yeah, Old Orville and Wilbur first clear for them. Yeah,
in Kitty Out, North Carolina. She was a flight attendant
on that flight.

Speaker 3 (37:17):
That was the good news countdown. That's it. We'll see
you guys. Have a great day until tomorrow.

Speaker 6 (37:23):
Buy everybody a happy Memorial Day. The unofficial kickoff to summer.
As you're prepping the grill for a family get together
this weekend, let's not forget the true meaning as we
honor those who courageously gave their lives for our freedom.
This is the Bobby Bones Show.
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