August 12, 2024 • 40 mins
Amy shares a list of what she considers to be Bobby's most weird traits. Then, find out what age we first truly felt like an adult and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:09):
Lisa, Hey, welcome to Monday Show Morning Studio Money. All right,
do you guys want to be triggered or do you
want to be freaked out? Because I have both? Oh,
well I might go in. Well, well, he wants to
be triggered first, so we'll see how we do. Here.
A woman is horrified after a nail salon asks for
a minimum seventy five percent tip.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Oh for what?
Speaker 3 (00:33):
How much are the nails?
Speaker 2 (00:35):
But it doesn't matter how much sent percent tip?
Speaker 1 (00:38):
It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
They're ten thousand dollars. You can't ask for seventy five percent.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
All right, he's been triggered. Okay, so we're moving in
the right direction. According to the video, the mother of
two had gone to this unnamed cosmatologist for an eyebrow wax,
which cost her twenty one bucks. And I guess that
happened at the nail salon, so it wasn't even nails
as an eyebrow wax. However, a thing took a turn
when you went to leave a tip and saw the
amounts ranged from the starting with seventy five went all
(01:06):
the way up to one hundred percent.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
That's so stupid.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
That meant she'd be forking over a minimum of thirty
six dollars unless there's a very small line at the
very bottom that they really don't want you to push us.
Why it's so small it's harder to hit with your finger.
It's called custom tip. But seventy five percent was the
number one big square option. The story from the New
York Post aiming your thoughts.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
First, No, I think the standard is twenty percent. I
don't know that it's wavered from that. It's that shouldn't
be an option if someone wants to tip seventy five
or one hundred percent on their own, which I'm sure
there are people that do it, but most everybody else.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
If it's a beauty thing, they're doing twenty percent.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Lunchbox, allow yourself to be triggered to go ahead.
Speaker 5 (01:46):
Man, this is what people are doing. They're trying to
dupe everyone. They hope you won't notice it, and you
just think, oh, it's going to be twenty percent. You
just hit the button without reading it, and they're trying
to rip you off. It is society has gone to crap.
This tipping thing is out of control. It's so annoying.
I hate it, and it is so frustrating. I don't
know what to do about it.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Nothing.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
We need to have a march.
Speaker 5 (02:07):
Oh really, just paying attention.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
It's that easy. They make it so.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Small, that's true.
Speaker 5 (02:14):
But no, you can say you try to get me,
you suckers.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Here's a story that's going to freak you out. So
eventually robots are doing everything, But robot's a weird term.
Robots already do everything. It's just not like the Jetson's
robots where they're going around, Hello, I am here to
help you. But now you're looking at going into the
dentist in a few years. You sit down in a chair,
open your mouth, and little camera comes right in, looks
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at it identifies with the problem, and then it maps
your mouth by three D. You clamp down on the
body thing and then it does the work. It shaves
down the crown. It everything that a dentist would be
able to do. Right then, this robot dentist is going
to be able to do. If you get a crown.
That's two visits, one hour each, but you will be
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able to when you go in, you sit down with
the dentist, be able to do a full crown procedure.
In about fifteen minutes now. Not completely ready yet, but
they do think in a few years, these robot dentists
will be highly functioning. Amy thoughts not for.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
Me, Nope, nope, nope, not if I has to do
with my teeth, Because what if the robot malfunctions when
it's shaving down my tooth or something, or it pulls
the wrong one or something goes wrong, and you're like,
so there's no dentist overseeing the situation.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
No, not happening.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
I wonder if people forty years ago thought to themselves, Okay,
you're telling me, I can get in my car and
I can push a button on the side and it
holds us at the same miles per hour the whole time.
Not for me, give me my keys, not my face, No, no,
I know. But my point is, and you know what
I'm referring to, right, cruise control, correct. Anything that technology
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is allowing us to do that we weren't able to
do previously probably feels scary. And I get it. It's
not your face. But in twenty years are like our kids.
That's just the way they go to the dentist. It's
like a kiosk in them all. It's like, hey, step
on in here and get your root canal, and you
go in. You count in twenty minutes for root canal.
(04:19):
We just don't want to be the person yelling get
off my lawn. And that's what we're starting to be
with a lot of the robot or AI stuff.
Speaker 5 (04:25):
Lunchbox, your thoughts, RoboCop, ain't touching my mouth, get out
of here, kick rocks. I'll go to the human next door.
No chance, no way now, letting it, letting it happen. Nope, nope, nope.
Don't get near my teeth.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Save the clip, go ahead, save.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
It ain't gonna happen.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
I ain't gonna and I'm not.
Speaker 5 (04:43):
Gonna do a self driving car either. Nope, no chance. Yeah,
I'm right trust a computer to get me somewhere.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
My only point is we'd have been saying the same
thing ten years ago about half the stuff that we
use now. But I hear you. It does sound a
little freaky because it is inside your mouth, all right,
the anonymous box.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Here we go.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
It's anonymous by anonymous sin bar.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
There's a question to be.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Hello, Bobby Bones. The day at my wedding, my stepsister
showed up in a white dress. I couldn't believe it.
I politely asked her why she was wearing white, and
she laughed, said it was light cream. She didn't think
it'd be a big deal. I felt crushed, but I
tried to keep my cool. After the ceremony, I pulled
her aside and said, hey, it was really inappropriate to
wear that dress. She got defensive, said I was overreacting. Now,
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the wedding reception party went on, but there was this
cloud hanging over everything. My parents were upset with me,
saying I shouldn't have made a scene. Now I'm feeling
guilty and wondering if I ruined my own wedding by
making a big deal about this. Did I handle this
with her in the right way? Should I have waited
or should I have said nothing at all? Who should apologize?
(05:57):
Signed bride? Who blew up? And you can go?
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (06:00):
So rule number one, don't wear anything white, off white, cream,
lightly white, yeah, dirty white, any kind of white to
a wedding like that's just rule number one. And if
I'm the bride and someone were to do that, I'm
saying nothing, like, no way, I'm bringing it up.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
I'm just not gonna I just be.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
Like, Okay, they wore that maybe they didn't know who
cares like, I'm going to enjoy my day.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
I'm not saying anything at all whatsoever.
Speaker 4 (06:25):
Definitely not going up to her at the wedding and
being like it's inappropriate that you wore that.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Can't go back in time and change any of that.
Uh huh because it happened. Yeah, what I'm going to
say to you, bride bride who blew up, who's totally
anonymous by the way, which I screwed that up last
week it said someone's name, So bride who blew up,
I'm gonna say that you could actually apologize and feel
good about it, because I'm sure her feelings are hurt
that she was attacked when she felt like she was doing.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Nothing wrong, and that's why she got defensive, and.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
That's why she got defensive. I don't think she went
to your wedding going I'm gonna really screw this wedding
up by wearing white ish you do think, Oh, I
don't think anybody will do that.
Speaker 5 (07:05):
Hold hold on my buddy, Garrett and Missy they were
getting married and Missy had her like six girlfriends from
college that she was a college cheerleader, had them all
as bridesmaids. Did not pick her older sister and Missy's
older sister. She wore white on purpose to the wedding.
Who would show up to mess with someone's wedding.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
That kind of reaction is a really good example of
why she probably didn't pick her to be in the
bridal party, because that's how she behaves.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
I would do this to the to your stepsister, I
would just say, hey, like I shouldn't reacted that way
and really sorry about that. Obviously, tensions were high. I
was really nervous about the de being perfect, hope her cool.
Speaker 4 (07:45):
And I think if you're having to ask, like did
I ruin my wedding day, you're feeling inside of you
that you shouldn't have done it.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
I can't believe she wore white because she wasn't in
the wedding party.
Speaker 5 (07:53):
Oh yeah, sent a message. And let me tell your
heads turned when she walked in and white? Why would
you want the attention on you when it's not even
your day.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
That's so dumb. Apologize and I think it's okay. I
think everybody will move on from this pretty good.
Speaker 4 (08:07):
What I think is weird, as have we talked about
it on this show or where have I seen it?
Like the stories of where the mother in law, like
the groom's mom shows up in a white dress.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
I think that's like a Lifetime series you watched or something.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
Maybe.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
All right, that's the mail back, thank you. All right,
here's a voicemail we got over the weekend.
Speaker 6 (08:27):
I have a scam alert for you. I got a
text message today saying there was a new platform for
receiving information from my kids school. But I'm already on
the messaging platform for my kids' school, and the text
didn't have a school name or any way of verifying
that it was coming from something. But I thought that
was a really interesting new tactic to apply when everyone
is going back to school and getting lots of information.
(08:49):
It was very easy to just default and almost click
on it, so I just wanted to share I love
the show.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Oh wow, we really appreciate you taking a few minutes
to call us with that, because I think that possibly
could save somebody a lot of hassle for money. So
thank you very much, Stephanie. That was awesome of you
to call us. All right, give me another one.
Speaker 7 (09:06):
I heard y'all talking about Amy's friend getting engaged after
ninety days of meeting someone on a dating app. I
met my wife on Tinder. She had a two month
old son. We hung out every single day after we met.
We got married after three months, and I adopted my
son after the first year. So tender worked for me.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
I want to say this, and I want to say
this in the most respectful way because I love the
story and it worked for him and everybody. You have
your own way of making things work. I love that
whole story. But if I can remove myself from that
specific story, I'd like to talk to Morgan for a second.
Morgan is the last of us. Well, Amy's dating again,
but she's been married. She's kind of knew back into
the apps. Morgan is the last of us that kind
of lived inside the I'm dating and using the apps
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as my main tool to date. Morgan, how old are you?
I am thirty now? Okay, Now, when he says tender,
I think tender is in my mind. My perception tender
is that's where you go if it's really not going
to be serious, you just look into like hook up.
Your thoughts on that.
Speaker 8 (10:07):
Well, so it depends when they would have met. Because
Tinder was the first dating app that kind of hit
and everybody was using and at that point in time
it wasn't just the hookup app, but it did transfer
over to that when Hinge and Bumble came into the
picture and Tinder became the app that was like the
one you hooked up on. So if he met in
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the beginning of Tender, I'd probably be like, yeah, that
makes sense. But if you met in the recent years,
yeah I would have. I would be so suspect in
the first place of meeting somebody on Tender and.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
You know what, nothing wrong with They only got together
to go bump ugly, you know what I mean? If
that was why and they found love. We found love
in tender place. That being said, would do you Morgan
if you were them and I liked it? He didn't care,
Like that's his life, he's sharing it. Would you probably,
though not say tender? Would you probably? Would you modify
that too we met on an app or we met
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on if you were telling that story.
Speaker 8 (11:01):
Yeah, probably, because now Tender has such an association with it.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Of looking up yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Just making sure.
I mean I have a problem saying like Hinge. Now
I'm like, yeah, I met my man in uniform on hinge.
But yeah, Tender feels weird hinge bumble. Even if you
said we met on plenty of Fish jad eight, you're
not even Jewish, who cares. Tender just feels like you
were getting together to do one thing. But maybe to
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him it doesn't. Maybe that's not why they were doing it.
But I do love the story. I don't want to
separate from the story. And you got off. You're done,
You're on.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
I'm not off. I just removed the app from my
phone for a little bit.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
That's off. That's off.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
How would you log in?
Speaker 3 (11:40):
But I think my profile might still be up? Is
my buddy?
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah yeah, And you're still on tender though
every day.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
No, okay, all right, I'm not thanks.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
It's time for the good news.
Speaker 4 (11:56):
New research says that getting a dog may just be
one one of the best things that you can do
for your health, your mental health, your physical health, all
the things.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
They say that if you have a dog.
Speaker 4 (12:07):
Your mental and emotional well being is going to be
like above and beyond where you would be if you
didn't have a dog.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Unless you're not prepared to have a dog, well, yeah,
puppy be stressful huppy, stressful. A dog a companion is awesome.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
Yeah. So they help humans when they're sad.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Yeah, so go get a dog from the shelter.
Speaker 4 (12:29):
Stressed dogs inspire us to take better care of ourselves.
It's the reason we get up and move, We wake
up at a more reasonable time. And a lot of
people see dogs as their teammate and biggest cheerleader.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
You know why you get up sometimes because my stupid
dogs will come to the door, like in the middle
of the night or in the morning. Why I already
wake up at like three thirty or four in the morning.
But if they get like a little hungry or little
some they'll come to the door and Eller, the dog
we adopt it will just lean on the door and
then collapse. And then Stanley will just sit behind the
door if it's just him by himself, and go, bro,
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let me sleep. You're a bulldog. You sleep all day.
He sleeps like twenty hours a day. And when I
want to sleep, he wants to be awake. The call
that reverse cycling a baby? What that is?
Speaker 3 (13:14):
Right now? You're not helping them? The case for like
dogs being good.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Anyway, they're awesome. I love those dogs. Yes, I love
those dogs so much.
Speaker 4 (13:22):
Yeah, and dogs also help us with patience, empathy, and resilience.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Ella does this stupid thing where she's wildly smart because
she her breed is smart, like she's hound husky. Both
of those are intelligent type dogs. And we found Ella
as a baby. We rescued her. She loves to play fetch,
and so I will throw the ball. She'll want to
get the ball. She will bring the ball to me,
drop it at my feet, which I've never had a
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dog that actually does that. And when I've been down,
she grabs it and then runs off like five feet,
but she drops it first, maybe me bend down, and
then she grabs it again. With you, I'm like, do
you don't want me to throw the ball. I'm starting
a second. Yes, your story I'm sure out here.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
Well, Elder makes me think of the resilience. And yeah,
I adopted my dog Karus.
Speaker 4 (14:04):
This is one of those things go to the shelter,
adopt and it's going to make your life better.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
I do love those dogs a wholehole, whole lot. All right,
great story, that is what it's all about. That was
telling me something good.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
I what have you the eight eight eight roll?
Speaker 4 (14:21):
What does that mean, Well, it suggests that you need
eight hours of sleep, eight hours of work, and eight
hours of leisure, and that's where you get your twenty
four hours.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
In a day.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
What about parents, because there's no parenting in there, like
who are making this role?
Speaker 4 (14:34):
So with that kids, Well that that's the eight of
that part falls into the leisure. Like inside leisure you
have your family, your friends, your health, your hygiene, your hobbies,
your service, and then things that make you smile.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Yeah, but family, I'm going to say, even if somebody
doesn't have kids, there's no way it's got to be
leisure to be a parent. Sometimes depending on the age
of the kids. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
No, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (14:57):
When I saw the eight eight eight roll, it just
made me think of you because I'm like, there's you're
not a parent, but there's no way you do eight
eight eight.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Well, let's think about this eight eight eight eight sleep.
I would say probably I've been sleeping a little better.
I'm averaging about five, which is for me pretty good.
So I'm about five hours of sleep some three under
there work. I think I'd go probably twelve to thirteen work,
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meaning we're here six or seven overall. Do podcasts at
home work on the show. The good thing about some
of that is it's a bit flexible, so I don't
need to wor if I don't need to work on
the show at nine, I could do so, but I'll probably
go twelve or thirteen. So I now any leisure.
Speaker 4 (15:41):
It looks like you guys work six hours of leisure there,
but remember leisure is what.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
I okay, hanging out with my wife, Yeah, I think
my wife and I probably do three or four hours together.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
Health and hygiene falls under that. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
Yeah, I don't know. This thing is there's no way
anybody lives by this.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
Well, they say it's not putting.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
It needs to be like seven nine, seven, sleep, nine,
work the four kids, and then whatever we have left
to figure it out, like whatever else you have time for.
(16:20):
Just sounds it does sound.
Speaker 3 (16:21):
Good, better, better than four nine.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
One of those things when Oprah is like you, everybody
should balance out there.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
A billion dollars, it's not realistic.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
Yeah, she definitely probably worked more than eight, is.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
What I'm saying now. She's like, everybody needs to achieve
their perfect balance. When we can't achieve a perfect balance, nobody.
We got bills to pay, you know. Eight to eight.
Good luck everybody. Yes, question is are you weird? Weird
to me has never been an insult. Weird to me
means different, and maybe because I had to make it
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not be an insult because I was called weird so much.
So Amy has a list of my it could be
considered weird qualities. I'm anxious to hear some of them.
All right, go ahead.
Speaker 3 (17:05):
Bobby talks feminine when he sleeps, so.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
I'm told, how am I to know that's true?
Speaker 3 (17:12):
But you've told us that you've been told that, so
now we know.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
For some reason when I sleep, apparently, I'm like, the
day is so good. I don't know why I do
that when I sleep, and I believe it because I
don't think my wife would make that out. But okay,
I do talk feminine in my sleep when I talk
in my sleep. Okay, go ahead.
Speaker 4 (17:30):
If Shaq was peeing next to you at a urinal
like you have said time and time again, that you would.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
Have to peak, you know, I would look for science
for science purposes the human body, although these two feel
pretty similar. Yes, if shack or any other seven foot gap,
you know, maybe I would take a peek, because I'm
it's science it's okay, go ahead.
Speaker 4 (17:55):
So you do bits like around your house. I get
some bits with Caitlin, she's at least human, But you
do bits with your dog, like for your entertainment.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
I love the Frozen game with my dogs to think.
I wonder if they think like I'm frozen or dead
or just can't move and they want to save me.
Like I will stay frozen as long as possible to
see my dogs react. But that's a bit. That's a
bit for me, okay, go ahead.
Speaker 4 (18:20):
You like to write a lot of things down, like
you journal everything you eat, or like thinking back to
when you are on Dancing with the Stars, you wrote
down every single step to every routine is you were
trying to memorize it.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
It's just a memory thing. I don't think that's weird. Okay,
go ahead.
Speaker 4 (18:38):
Well, speaking of writing things down, you have a huge
fat sharpie in the room and you have to draw
a line through everything.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
Once it's done, it's almost.
Speaker 4 (18:46):
Like you have to check it off, but you check
it off by completely blacking it out, and you can't.
Like once the paper is black, you're like, okay, new sheet.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
Yeah, some would say redacted. That's how I would say it.
If I were in the FBI or the CIA. Sometimes
I redact documents. But if I do that, then I
make sure everything is done. But if I accidentally block
out something that's not done, you know what I have
to do right cry, I have to do it right away. Well,
if it's something that we haven't done yet and I
wasn't planning to do it until two hours from now,
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and I accidentally block it out, we have to stop
everything we're doing, and we have to do it right
then because I've already blacked it out. That one. Okay,
that one's a little OCD and weird. All right, give
me a couple more, go ahead.
Speaker 3 (19:24):
So you don't like staples at all?
Speaker 1 (19:26):
Nope.
Speaker 4 (19:27):
And if I'm correct, though, if there are staples.
Speaker 3 (19:30):
Does it have to be even yeah?
Speaker 4 (19:31):
Yah, So there can't be three stables, then there would
have to be four or two.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
I think you're talking about a mental illness, and I
think she feel sad about that because you're talking about
my mental illness. I'm feeling picked on.
Speaker 4 (19:41):
Well, you're an extrovert on the show, but in life,
you're an introvert. I don't really feel like that one
is that weird, but some people do find that it contradicts.
Speaker 3 (19:50):
But I think a lot of people are that way.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
I think people that just listen to the show, if
they meet me, I think they're a bit surprised that
I'm not a larger than life personality. I think that
would probably be where it is. Okay, give me one more.
Speaker 4 (20:06):
It's a little weird how you are with time, but like,
because you're obsessed with it, it is your number one
priority in life, and I get that it's helped us,
like if we're late to work. People should know that
if anybody on the show is late to work, we
get sent home like immediately.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
A little extreme.
Speaker 4 (20:24):
Yes, so that's a little weird, but it has taught
us to like just all be here, and none of
us were ever like totally disrespectfully late, but like you
get to places almost disrespectfully early.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
I think it's rude to say that, actually, And you
know what, here's how I feel about time. I feel
like if you're late somewhere, unless it's a flat tire
or your kid is sick, there are exceptions. I feel
like you look at your time more valuable than everybody
else's because they got there on time. But you have
made decisions that have allowed you to be late when
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they didn't make those same decisions. They made decisions to
be there on time, time and respectful. So if that's
the culture where some people can value their time more
than others, that's not a culture that I want to
have here. It's not a successful culture. That's not a
culture of greatness. So if that's a little weird, hey
sign me up. I'm as weird as could possibly be.
But look at the results. You know what I'm saying, Well, yeah,
(21:17):
what you are.
Speaker 5 (21:18):
Doing though, is you're fighting or what do you call it? Genetics?
Because I have inherited that from my parents. That is
an excuse and that's the biggest bull crap I ever heard.
No taste hereditary. But now, I mean I've tried to
overcome my genetics. I have battled because I mean we
were always running out the house to anything, any in
every event, school, anything, running out of the house late
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all the time.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
Before I ask the question and the final question of it,
do you guys actually think I'm weird? Because again, it's
a fun little bit and we're picking a bobby. I
like that. I think if you were to ask me, like,
what's the weirdest thing about you. I think my answer
would be the cot is that I can't eat a
different timed meal across from someone else eating a different
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time to meal. Meaning there's breakfast time, there's lunch time,
there's dinner time, And if somebody in front of me
is eating lunch, I cannot eat a breakfast or opposite.
If they're having breakfast and it's two o'clock and we're
like what, I have to also eat what they're eating.
We can't do two different things at the same time.
That to me feels a bit weird.
Speaker 3 (22:22):
No, No, that one is weird. For sure, that one feels.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
A bit weird. But yes, if Amy's having breakfast at
noon and I'm like, god, dang, I just wanted a burger. Now, well,
now I gotta have eggs so that one I can
admit and hold on to. So am I And let's
be honest. Am I weird?
Speaker 3 (22:44):
I mean I think we all are?
Speaker 1 (22:46):
Thank you?
Speaker 3 (22:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (22:48):
Am I weirder than you?
Speaker 3 (22:50):
It's weird to me that you'll eat nuts?
Speaker 1 (22:52):
But why are we doing this?
Speaker 4 (22:54):
I asked you you you don't like peanut butter?
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Oh I love peanuts and I love butter, and I
hate peanut butter, and you could be like, well, is
it just a texture thing? You know what? Big fan
of almond butter, love almond butter.
Speaker 4 (23:10):
Some people think it's weird that you haven't ever tried alcohol,
Like I feel like I get that from people all
the time to ask me.
Speaker 3 (23:16):
They're like, his probably really never tried alcohol, and I.
Speaker 4 (23:18):
Say yeah, no, no, no, they this is what they
think it's weird. And then you share why and I'm like, oh, well,
there's a diction that runs in his family and he
just hasn't wanted to deal with that at all, so
he just avoids it.
Speaker 3 (23:31):
And they're like, oh, I respect that.
Speaker 4 (23:32):
So then it goes from being a little weird to respect.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
And that's how I hope the segments made you guys
feel about me too. We went from a little weird
to respect. Do we have that respect?
Speaker 3 (23:42):
Well? There's also that thing where like, you don't want
to keep doing this. You don't like winning, but you
hate losing. He doesn't, He really doesn't.
Speaker 4 (23:52):
He sort of if he wins something, he's like, okay, cool,
I want it's not like, oh it's amazing.
Speaker 3 (23:57):
But if he loses, the mood goes.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
I want to fingers off I want to see my
fingers off if I lose.
Speaker 4 (24:02):
Which is kind of like how you don't really like
to be invited to or you don't want to go
to things again because you're an introvert, but you want
to be invited.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
Oh heck yeah, and you're gonna do something. I want
to be invited. Thank you for inviting me. Are you
gonna come? Nah?
Speaker 3 (24:14):
Yeah? How much longer do we have?
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Because I don't want to do any more of this
because I was just asking like a random question.
Speaker 3 (24:20):
Well, the more I think, the more I can.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
You're doing good.
Speaker 4 (24:25):
Well, you know, we've worked together for like almost two decades.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
So here is a voicemail from Shelby and her daughter
who live in Texas.
Speaker 9 (24:34):
My daughter has a morning corny for Amy. Why did
I but crack gow up and down and out side
to side?
Speaker 4 (24:41):
Why?
Speaker 9 (24:42):
Because if you go downside you go.
Speaker 4 (24:47):
What?
Speaker 1 (24:48):
Okay? You have to help me with this one. Why
does a butt first of all, hilarious that it's a kid.
Why does a butt crack go up and down and
not side to side? I get it, go side to
side if.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
You go down the slide downside?
Speaker 4 (25:05):
Oh okay, I get it. Yeah, because your butt is gonna.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
Go Yeah, if you go down a slide. Yeah, okay,
I was having trouble interpreting kid. We played again, Ray,
I want to hear this again and really enjoy it.
Speaker 9 (25:21):
My daughter has a morning corny for Amy. Why did
I need but grew up and got it outside to side?
Speaker 4 (25:28):
Why?
Speaker 9 (25:29):
Because if you go downside you.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
That's funny. It's like hitting speed bumps on the way down.
No good one. Thanks lunchbox, we needed you for that one.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
You're welcome.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
It's like a un interpreter. But four year old pile
of stories.
Speaker 3 (25:51):
A mom in Ohio.
Speaker 4 (25:52):
Her name is Leah, and she's been producing way too
much breast milk for her newborn son and she didn't
want her liquid gold to go to waste, so she
started playing around with it, like making smoothies, soap, even butter.
But she started making popsicles and her husband and other kids.
Speaker 3 (26:08):
Have been loving them.
Speaker 4 (26:10):
Some people online are hating on her, and she just says, look,
they're immature. There's a reason that breast milk is called
liquid gold. It has so many benefits.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
Yeah, I think what the move would be, as a
fan of science would be to do this and put
it in your husband and kids milk smoothie popsicle and
not tell them and then watch to see if their
health benefited from it, and then not to share it.
And then also give them popsicles that add no breast
milk in it and see if they benefited or no
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change at all from that obviously, and see which one
amy did you do it like a dental test like
that once what you wanted and paid a bunch of
money and you didn't know if you got the drug
or not.
Speaker 4 (26:51):
Oh, when I got my wisdom teeth out, I was
part of a study and some of the participants were
getting the placebo and others were getting the actual pill,
and you didn't know what you were going to get.
And we all got our teeth pulled around the same time.
And there's all these recliners in one big room, and
then we all just laid there and they took care
of us.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
Yeah, so that's what I would say to you. I
think one of the kids gets a placebo popsicle that
is just normal. The other and the dad get the
breast milk popsicles, and let's see whose health benefits the most.
Everybod else can shut up, It ain't their life. But
I think that's what we monitor. Okay, science lesson over
what else?
Speaker 4 (27:25):
According to a new survey, shoppers who get a buzz
from getting a good deal on something say that the
buzz lasts for about three and a half hours, and
the survey also showed that more than half of Americans can
never pass up a good deal, even if it's something
they don't need.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
Yeah. Sometimes I'll see twenty five percent off of this
on one of my apps, and I didn't even really
want that. But then I start to find ways that
I could actually use that and there is a deal.
But actually I've lost money because I wasn't going to
get it anyway, And I've spent money on something I
wasn't going to get because of the idea that I
might save money on what I got. So I would say,
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do you ever do that? Or am I crazy?
Speaker 10 (28:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (28:05):
No, that's what it has a name. It's called girl mouth.
You're in on it, the girl mouth.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
Thanks good to be a subscriber to girl math. Okay, okay,
what else?
Speaker 4 (28:15):
So The Boot asked a bunch of country artists, like,
what's the best concert you've ever been to? And these
are some of the answers that they got jelly rolls,
said Garth Brooks. Cody Johnson said Michael Jackson, Landy Wilson said,
Tim McGraw, and Scotty McCreery said.
Speaker 3 (28:30):
Bruno Mars.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
I'm surprised Cody Johnson's old enough to go to a
Michael Jackson concert.
Speaker 4 (28:34):
Well, that's because it's Brothers Osbourne that said Michael Jackson,
and Cody Johnson actually said nickel Back.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
I just mixed up, you know, both still pretty wild.
I would even say I'm surprised Brothers Osbourne old enough
to go to a Michael Jackson concert because they're my age,
a couple of years younger. When when the world would
I have gone to a Michael Jackson concert. Okay, that's cool.
And then who who Cody Johnson only say nickel Back?
Speaker 3 (28:58):
Yeah, he said nickel Back.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
And I bet they're all live people that are Nickelback haters.
And I don't know you specifically, but if you're a
Nickelback hater, I kind of hate.
Speaker 4 (29:06):
You, yeah, Cody said, and quote people are gonna laugh,
but I watched Nickelback live one time in Houston and
it was incredible, and.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
He shouldn't have to say people are gonna laugh. And
Eddie hates Nickelback, and I hate Eddie for this specifically.
I hate Eddie for this specifically. I don't hate him
all the time. It's like any of you that are
like nickel bock ooh well, I hate you, but only
whenever you're talking about.
Speaker 3 (29:26):
Nickelback and you're your best concert you've ever been to.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
It's a Garth Brooks show just because of how he
takes a crowd, and that's a symphony to him. He
can make it do whatever it wants. I've never seen
anyone ever go and perform a song and not play
it on an instrument and also not sing it, and
the crowds sing the entire thing. It's it was really
one of the most moving things I've ever seen. He
did Unanswer Prayers, I Believe or the River, which one
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am you with me? But it's a river one of
those songs answer prayers, unanswered unanswer prayers. He gets up
and he's like, uh, okay, yeah, I'm not gonna play
my guitar on this song, and he just goes with
the first line of unanswered prayers. You know, a dream
is like a river. I'm even singing the river so
but even the crowd, they sing the whole thing. He
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doesn't sing a single word and doesn't play. And I
was like, this is somebody owning the crowd.
Speaker 7 (30:16):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
Second was John Mayer and third, even though I've never
been nickelback.
Speaker 3 (30:20):
Yeah, funny, I'm Amy. That's my file.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
That was Amy's pile of stories.
Speaker 8 (30:29):
It's time for the good news.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
This couple goes camping. They're in Michigan's Upper Peninsula. They
have a dog named Barley. Barley escaped. Imagine that your
dog escapes in woods you're not super familiar with, and
the woods go on forever and you look for hours.
They and they lived hours and hours away. They put
up all the signs, but they had to go home.
Oh that sounds terrible. Well, somebody that lives in that
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area named Deanna saw and made it her mission to
try down this dog. And it took several months. Deanna
searched for the missing dog in her free time. On
and off. There were sidings from little home security cameras
occasionally like she was full on, like diving into this
thing like an investigator. So finally she found the dog.
Speaker 3 (31:15):
She found the dogs.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
She found that more than a year after he first
went missing. She found the dog. What happened was it
was another family who saw the dog and figured the
dog with somebody's that was gone, so they would feed
it a little bit so it would come around. And
so she was able to find the dog going back
to that house and then get the dog back to
the family.
Speaker 3 (31:34):
That let's commitment.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
If I cried right there, I'd cry at that one.
Speaker 7 (31:40):
I know.
Speaker 4 (31:41):
I'm trying to wonder if I would do that after
a year. I mean, she really was dedicated to.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
Animal story like that. That is a great story. I'm
gonna say, Deanna, Sugget sounds like your name, Hey, suge.
Speaker 3 (31:50):
It, I like Sugget.
Speaker 1 (31:54):
Yeah, Sugget A great job. That's what it's all about.
That was telling me something good. Doctor Josie is my vet.
She has a podcast called in the Vets Office, and
she shares the rule of three with a caller who's
worried about his cat throwing up randomly.
Speaker 10 (32:10):
Here you go, if your pet is throwing up three
days in a row, three times in one day, or
they have three issues going on at once, so they're
throwing up, they have diarrhea, they're not wanting to eat,
then it's like, Hey, you need to get them seen
otherwise I don't get two worked up about it.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
I feel like I need to have that rule of
three with me, because sometimes I got one of those,
sometimes I got two of those, but three of those
I think that's good. And then here is doctor Josie
talking about pet insurance.
Speaker 10 (32:36):
If you are getting a puppy or adopting a dog,
get pet insurance right away. The second they have an
ear infection, they're vomiting, they have diarrhea. That becomes a
pre existing condition and the insurance companies will not cover.
Speaker 3 (32:48):
Yeah, it's just like insurance for people.
Speaker 10 (32:50):
And I have owners coming in being like, you just
leave this out of the medical note, like basically asking
me to commit insurance fraud. And I'm like, I love
you guys so much, You're like NOL, but this is
one boundary I will not cross.
Speaker 1 (33:01):
I love this podcast. It's called In the Vets Office
with Doctor Josie. Check it out if you're looking for
a new podcast to listen to. A plus A plus
A plus if you have animals, Lots of stuff you
can learn, but also help you save money and also
keep a peace of mind because I always freak out
like Stanley and my bulldog is sick. Every I don't know,
four minutes, and I do the rule of every four minutes,
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like something's wrong, called the doctor, pay another bill. All right,
let's go now and do the Morning Corny. The Morning Corny.
Speaker 3 (33:31):
What did the triangle say to the circle?
Speaker 1 (33:34):
What's up?
Speaker 3 (33:35):
You're pointless?
Speaker 1 (33:36):
Nice? That was the Morning Corny. The question is when
do you fully feel like an adult? What age? And
I will tell everybody listening now that if you're fifteen
or twenty two, or thirty one or thirty eight, you
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never actually feel like you're an adult adult just by
how you feel on the inside. There may have been
decisions that you've had to make that are very adult decisions.
But I used to think that somebody forty was so
old and they had life figured out. And when I'm forty,
life's gonna be easy because I'm gonna know all the answers.
The real answer to this, as far as feeling on
(34:20):
the inside, is that you never actually feel like an adult.
You just have a little more information based on the
mistakes that you've made or the things you've learned. Mostly
based on the mistakes that you've made. But the question
they ask people, is when do you totally feel like
you have to make adult decisions all the time? Amy
that age where you were an adult the first time?
Speaker 3 (34:38):
Go oh, last year when I got divorced.
Speaker 4 (34:40):
So I mean, like, the honest answer, honest, honest, honest
answer is probably when we became parents, and then I
had to become even more of an adult when I
had to just you know, face like finances and learning
how to take care of certain things that my partner
(35:01):
took care of for seventeen years. And that's just because
that's how our marriage shook out. Like I didn't want
anything to do with money because it stressed me out.
Speaker 3 (35:08):
And then I was like, wait.
Speaker 4 (35:10):
I'm going to need to know how to log into
my bank account and monitor things and pay bill, you know,
so that that is very adult to me.
Speaker 1 (35:17):
So again they asked all these people, I'm not going
to give you the answer till we all say our
thing here. If you had to pick an age where
you had to really go, okay, I'm an adult, give
me an age.
Speaker 3 (35:28):
Okay.
Speaker 7 (35:29):
Well.
Speaker 4 (35:29):
Also, something that just popped in my head that only
happened because of the divorce is the first time I've
ever rented a car because anytime we vacationed, we vacation
together and he would rent it.
Speaker 3 (35:37):
And so that that was last year.
Speaker 4 (35:38):
So I'd say, yeah, I was forty two when I
became an adult lunchbox.
Speaker 2 (35:43):
Uh what is the where you're third? Forty three?
Speaker 5 (35:46):
So thirty seven because I had my first kid, and
I realized, dang, I got to keep this thing alive. Besides,
like before that, I could do whatever I wanted, Like
I could just go anywhere. I could go to the bars,
stay out all night, didn't matter we were married. Still
go out to the bars, get drunk whatever. Now I
was like, man, we got to bring this guy along
with us. So I guess we can't really do that
(36:07):
as much anymore.
Speaker 1 (36:09):
Yeah, I guess getting drunk probably not as much of
a priority. Or if so, you can't get drunk close
to the kid, you get.
Speaker 5 (36:16):
It right, Like we still had like I still had
UFC watch parties where we had parties and the baby
being the crib. And then I realized, man, this is
probably a bad idea, but I mean I still did it.
And he would be in the next room sleep and
we'd have you know, twenty people in the living room drinking,
and yeah.
Speaker 1 (36:32):
Would you have a instead of a designated driver, would
you have like a designated crib watcher?
Speaker 2 (36:36):
Yeah, we would. Are you go check? You go check?
He's crying? You got it?
Speaker 1 (36:39):
You got it? Would it be sober? Would you have
a sober No? Oh no, of course not. What kind
of dumb question was that for me to ask?
Speaker 4 (36:44):
No?
Speaker 1 (36:45):
Yeah, yeah, for me, I'm gonna give an answer like amy,
but then I will give an age. I think I
remember thinking when I had to buy my first all
four car tires at like nineteen, because by that point
I was I moved out, teenager, you know, didn't have
any help or anything. That's fine, and I think it
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helped me. But at nineteen, when I had to buy
my first all four tires, I was like, this is
such an adult thing. I hate it because you don't
get to enjoy tires. And I later had that feeling
where the refrigerator, the first refrigerator I bought it because
you don't really get to enjoy a refrigerator, but you
have to buy one because you're an adult. So I
remember being nineteen and buying four tires from a Pontiac
Sunfire and going, this sucks being an adult. So that
(37:29):
is number one, and then I think number two is
probably when I just when I turned thirty because I
hated that age so much where I was like, I
I'm no longer cool and young. It took me ten
years to realize I was no longer cool. I mean
I was never cool, like I just wasn't as young anymore.
But I would put my answer at thirty when I
really felt like I was an adult. That being said,
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there were still parts of me to feel like a child.
The answer that most adults say they feel like an
adult is twenty nine. Wow, I was older than that.
Amy was Yeah, and Lunchbox was tell you out, all
of us we got to be a little older until
we felt like an adult. I don't know if that's
healthy or not.
Speaker 4 (38:11):
Yeah, I think that it's just it happens every once
in a while. You have to do a new thing
later and you're like, wow, this feels so adult.
Speaker 3 (38:17):
I've never done this yet.
Speaker 4 (38:19):
I can't believe I am the one responsible for this
or I have to make this decision, you.
Speaker 1 (38:23):
Know, And I will say this in conclusion, I think
if we look back at this in five years, we'll
have a different answer, because I think you never truly
feel like you were an adult when you're late a
later version of an adult, right, man, I just want
philosocrapies on you, guys. That's I'm talking about Bobbed Bones
show Sorry up today.
Speaker 5 (38:40):
This story comes us from Boston, Massachusetts. When you're in
jail and you need a lawyer, you want someone that's
gonna have your back. So these people hire this one
female lawyer, and when she would go visit them in jail, she.
Speaker 1 (38:52):
Was smuggling drugs to them. How true? True? That's a
good question, but also is there anything romantic happening? Like
why would you risk losing your license?
Speaker 2 (39:04):
They were papers?
Speaker 5 (39:05):
Like yeah, what they were paper soaked in synthetic marijuana.
Speaker 2 (39:11):
I don't know how you get the.
Speaker 3 (39:12):
Oh, and then maybe you roll up the paper and
smoke it.
Speaker 1 (39:15):
But that's exactly what you do. Yeah, yeah, that that yes, Yeah,
So it wasn't like they were key stringing in a
bag of drugs. They would take the paper, soak it,
and then they would give the paper to their client.
Speaker 5 (39:27):
That's pretty smart, yeah, because it looks like it's lawyer papers, like, oh, here's.
Speaker 1 (39:30):
Your Somebody must have also tipped them off, because that's
not found just by somebody randomly checking. They must they
don't do paper checks.
Speaker 4 (39:37):
You know.
Speaker 2 (39:38):
All right, I'm lunch box. That's your bonehead story of
the day.
Speaker 1 (39:42):
And that is the end of the first half of
the podcast. Is the end of the first half of
the podcast. Podcast podcast. You can go a podcast too,
or are you gonna wait till podcast to come out?
Lisa, Hey, welcome to Monday Show Morning Studio Money. All right,
do you guys want to be triggered or do you
want to be freaked out? Because I have both? Oh,
well I might go in. Well, well, he wants to
be triggered first, so we'll see how we do. Here.
A woman is horrified after a nail salon asks for
a minimum seventy five percent tip.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Oh for what?
Speaker 3 (00:33):
How much are the nails?
Speaker 2 (00:35):
But it doesn't matter how much sent percent tip?
Speaker 1 (00:38):
It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
They're ten thousand dollars. You can't ask for seventy five percent.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
All right, he's been triggered. Okay, so we're moving in
the right direction. According to the video, the mother of
two had gone to this unnamed cosmatologist for an eyebrow wax,
which cost her twenty one bucks. And I guess that
happened at the nail salon, so it wasn't even nails
as an eyebrow wax. However, a thing took a turn
when you went to leave a tip and saw the
amounts ranged from the starting with seventy five went all
(01:06):
the way up to one hundred percent.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
That's so stupid.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
That meant she'd be forking over a minimum of thirty
six dollars unless there's a very small line at the
very bottom that they really don't want you to push us.
Why it's so small it's harder to hit with your finger.
It's called custom tip. But seventy five percent was the
number one big square option. The story from the New
York Post aiming your thoughts.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
First, No, I think the standard is twenty percent. I
don't know that it's wavered from that. It's that shouldn't
be an option if someone wants to tip seventy five
or one hundred percent on their own, which I'm sure
there are people that do it, but most everybody else.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
If it's a beauty thing, they're doing twenty percent.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Lunchbox, allow yourself to be triggered to go ahead.
Speaker 5 (01:46):
Man, this is what people are doing. They're trying to
dupe everyone. They hope you won't notice it, and you
just think, oh, it's going to be twenty percent. You
just hit the button without reading it, and they're trying
to rip you off. It is society has gone to crap.
This tipping thing is out of control. It's so annoying.
I hate it, and it is so frustrating. I don't
know what to do about it.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Nothing.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
We need to have a march.
Speaker 5 (02:07):
Oh really, just paying attention.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
It's that easy. They make it so.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Small, that's true.
Speaker 5 (02:14):
But no, you can say you try to get me,
you suckers.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Here's a story that's going to freak you out. So
eventually robots are doing everything, But robot's a weird term.
Robots already do everything. It's just not like the Jetson's
robots where they're going around, Hello, I am here to
help you. But now you're looking at going into the
dentist in a few years. You sit down in a chair,
open your mouth, and little camera comes right in, looks
(02:40):
at it identifies with the problem, and then it maps
your mouth by three D. You clamp down on the
body thing and then it does the work. It shaves
down the crown. It everything that a dentist would be
able to do. Right then, this robot dentist is going
to be able to do. If you get a crown.
That's two visits, one hour each, but you will be
(03:02):
able to when you go in, you sit down with
the dentist, be able to do a full crown procedure.
In about fifteen minutes now. Not completely ready yet, but
they do think in a few years, these robot dentists
will be highly functioning. Amy thoughts not for.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
Me, Nope, nope, nope, not if I has to do
with my teeth, Because what if the robot malfunctions when
it's shaving down my tooth or something, or it pulls
the wrong one or something goes wrong, and you're like,
so there's no dentist overseeing the situation.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
No, not happening.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
I wonder if people forty years ago thought to themselves, Okay,
you're telling me, I can get in my car and
I can push a button on the side and it
holds us at the same miles per hour the whole time.
Not for me, give me my keys, not my face, No, no,
I know. But my point is, and you know what
I'm referring to, right, cruise control, correct. Anything that technology
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is allowing us to do that we weren't able to
do previously probably feels scary. And I get it. It's
not your face. But in twenty years are like our kids.
That's just the way they go to the dentist. It's
like a kiosk in them all. It's like, hey, step
on in here and get your root canal, and you
go in. You count in twenty minutes for root canal.
(04:19):
We just don't want to be the person yelling get
off my lawn. And that's what we're starting to be
with a lot of the robot or AI stuff.
Speaker 5 (04:25):
Lunchbox, your thoughts, RoboCop, ain't touching my mouth, get out
of here, kick rocks. I'll go to the human next door.
No chance, no way now, letting it, letting it happen. Nope, nope, nope.
Don't get near my teeth.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Save the clip, go ahead, save.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
It ain't gonna happen.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
I ain't gonna and I'm not.
Speaker 5 (04:43):
Gonna do a self driving car either. Nope, no chance. Yeah,
I'm right trust a computer to get me somewhere.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
My only point is we'd have been saying the same
thing ten years ago about half the stuff that we
use now. But I hear you. It does sound a
little freaky because it is inside your mouth, all right,
the anonymous box.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Here we go.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
It's anonymous by anonymous sin bar.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
There's a question to be.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Hello, Bobby Bones. The day at my wedding, my stepsister
showed up in a white dress. I couldn't believe it.
I politely asked her why she was wearing white, and
she laughed, said it was light cream. She didn't think
it'd be a big deal. I felt crushed, but I
tried to keep my cool. After the ceremony, I pulled
her aside and said, hey, it was really inappropriate to
wear that dress. She got defensive, said I was overreacting. Now,
(05:36):
the wedding reception party went on, but there was this
cloud hanging over everything. My parents were upset with me,
saying I shouldn't have made a scene. Now I'm feeling
guilty and wondering if I ruined my own wedding by
making a big deal about this. Did I handle this
with her in the right way? Should I have waited
or should I have said nothing at all? Who should apologize?
(05:57):
Signed bride? Who blew up? And you can go?
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (06:00):
So rule number one, don't wear anything white, off white, cream,
lightly white, yeah, dirty white, any kind of white to
a wedding like that's just rule number one. And if
I'm the bride and someone were to do that, I'm
saying nothing, like, no way, I'm bringing it up.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
I'm just not gonna I just be.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
Like, Okay, they wore that maybe they didn't know who
cares like, I'm going to enjoy my day.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
I'm not saying anything at all whatsoever.
Speaker 4 (06:25):
Definitely not going up to her at the wedding and
being like it's inappropriate that you wore that.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Can't go back in time and change any of that.
Uh huh because it happened. Yeah, what I'm going to
say to you, bride bride who blew up, who's totally
anonymous by the way, which I screwed that up last
week it said someone's name, So bride who blew up,
I'm gonna say that you could actually apologize and feel
good about it, because I'm sure her feelings are hurt
that she was attacked when she felt like she was doing.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Nothing wrong, and that's why she got defensive, and.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
That's why she got defensive. I don't think she went
to your wedding going I'm gonna really screw this wedding
up by wearing white ish you do think, Oh, I
don't think anybody will do that.
Speaker 5 (07:05):
Hold hold on my buddy, Garrett and Missy they were
getting married and Missy had her like six girlfriends from
college that she was a college cheerleader, had them all
as bridesmaids. Did not pick her older sister and Missy's
older sister. She wore white on purpose to the wedding.
Who would show up to mess with someone's wedding.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
That kind of reaction is a really good example of
why she probably didn't pick her to be in the
bridal party, because that's how she behaves.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
I would do this to the to your stepsister, I
would just say, hey, like I shouldn't reacted that way
and really sorry about that. Obviously, tensions were high. I
was really nervous about the de being perfect, hope her cool.
Speaker 4 (07:45):
And I think if you're having to ask, like did
I ruin my wedding day, you're feeling inside of you
that you shouldn't have done it.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
I can't believe she wore white because she wasn't in
the wedding party.
Speaker 5 (07:53):
Oh yeah, sent a message. And let me tell your
heads turned when she walked in and white? Why would
you want the attention on you when it's not even
your day.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
That's so dumb. Apologize and I think it's okay. I
think everybody will move on from this pretty good.
Speaker 4 (08:07):
What I think is weird, as have we talked about
it on this show or where have I seen it?
Like the stories of where the mother in law, like
the groom's mom shows up in a white dress.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
I think that's like a Lifetime series you watched or something.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
Maybe.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
All right, that's the mail back, thank you. All right,
here's a voicemail we got over the weekend.
Speaker 6 (08:27):
I have a scam alert for you. I got a
text message today saying there was a new platform for
receiving information from my kids school. But I'm already on
the messaging platform for my kids' school, and the text
didn't have a school name or any way of verifying
that it was coming from something. But I thought that
was a really interesting new tactic to apply when everyone
is going back to school and getting lots of information.
(08:49):
It was very easy to just default and almost click
on it, so I just wanted to share I love
the show.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Oh wow, we really appreciate you taking a few minutes
to call us with that, because I think that possibly
could save somebody a lot of hassle for money. So
thank you very much, Stephanie. That was awesome of you
to call us. All right, give me another one.
Speaker 7 (09:06):
I heard y'all talking about Amy's friend getting engaged after
ninety days of meeting someone on a dating app. I
met my wife on Tinder. She had a two month
old son. We hung out every single day after we met.
We got married after three months, and I adopted my
son after the first year. So tender worked for me.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
I want to say this, and I want to say
this in the most respectful way because I love the
story and it worked for him and everybody. You have
your own way of making things work. I love that
whole story. But if I can remove myself from that
specific story, I'd like to talk to Morgan for a second.
Morgan is the last of us. Well, Amy's dating again,
but she's been married. She's kind of knew back into
the apps. Morgan is the last of us that kind
of lived inside the I'm dating and using the apps
(09:50):
as my main tool to date. Morgan, how old are you?
I am thirty now? Okay, Now, when he says tender,
I think tender is in my mind. My perception tender
is that's where you go if it's really not going
to be serious, you just look into like hook up.
Your thoughts on that.
Speaker 8 (10:07):
Well, so it depends when they would have met. Because
Tinder was the first dating app that kind of hit
and everybody was using and at that point in time
it wasn't just the hookup app, but it did transfer
over to that when Hinge and Bumble came into the
picture and Tinder became the app that was like the
one you hooked up on. So if he met in
(10:28):
the beginning of Tender, I'd probably be like, yeah, that
makes sense. But if you met in the recent years,
yeah I would have. I would be so suspect in
the first place of meeting somebody on Tender and.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
You know what, nothing wrong with They only got together
to go bump ugly, you know what I mean? If
that was why and they found love. We found love
in tender place. That being said, would do you Morgan
if you were them and I liked it? He didn't care,
Like that's his life, he's sharing it. Would you probably,
though not say tender? Would you probably? Would you modify
that too we met on an app or we met
(10:59):
on if you were telling that story.
Speaker 8 (11:01):
Yeah, probably, because now Tender has such an association with it.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Of looking up yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Just making sure.
I mean I have a problem saying like Hinge. Now
I'm like, yeah, I met my man in uniform on hinge.
But yeah, Tender feels weird hinge bumble. Even if you
said we met on plenty of Fish jad eight, you're
not even Jewish, who cares. Tender just feels like you
were getting together to do one thing. But maybe to
(11:25):
him it doesn't. Maybe that's not why they were doing it.
But I do love the story. I don't want to
separate from the story. And you got off. You're done,
You're on.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
I'm not off. I just removed the app from my
phone for a little bit.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
That's off. That's off.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
How would you log in?
Speaker 3 (11:40):
But I think my profile might still be up? Is
my buddy?
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah yeah, And you're still on tender though
every day.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
No, okay, all right, I'm not thanks.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
It's time for the good news.
Speaker 4 (11:56):
New research says that getting a dog may just be
one one of the best things that you can do
for your health, your mental health, your physical health, all
the things.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
They say that if you have a dog.
Speaker 4 (12:07):
Your mental and emotional well being is going to be
like above and beyond where you would be if you
didn't have a dog.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Unless you're not prepared to have a dog, well, yeah,
puppy be stressful huppy, stressful. A dog a companion is awesome.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
Yeah. So they help humans when they're sad.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Yeah, so go get a dog from the shelter.
Speaker 4 (12:29):
Stressed dogs inspire us to take better care of ourselves.
It's the reason we get up and move, We wake
up at a more reasonable time. And a lot of
people see dogs as their teammate and biggest cheerleader.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
You know why you get up sometimes because my stupid
dogs will come to the door, like in the middle
of the night or in the morning. Why I already
wake up at like three thirty or four in the morning.
But if they get like a little hungry or little
some they'll come to the door and Eller, the dog
we adopt it will just lean on the door and
then collapse. And then Stanley will just sit behind the
door if it's just him by himself, and go, bro,
(13:04):
let me sleep. You're a bulldog. You sleep all day.
He sleeps like twenty hours a day. And when I
want to sleep, he wants to be awake. The call
that reverse cycling a baby? What that is?
Speaker 3 (13:14):
Right now? You're not helping them? The case for like
dogs being good.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Anyway, they're awesome. I love those dogs. Yes, I love
those dogs so much.
Speaker 4 (13:22):
Yeah, and dogs also help us with patience, empathy, and resilience.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Ella does this stupid thing where she's wildly smart because
she her breed is smart, like she's hound husky. Both
of those are intelligent type dogs. And we found Ella
as a baby. We rescued her. She loves to play fetch,
and so I will throw the ball. She'll want to
get the ball. She will bring the ball to me,
drop it at my feet, which I've never had a
(13:46):
dog that actually does that. And when I've been down,
she grabs it and then runs off like five feet,
but she drops it first, maybe me bend down, and
then she grabs it again. With you, I'm like, do
you don't want me to throw the ball. I'm starting
a second. Yes, your story I'm sure out here.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
Well, Elder makes me think of the resilience. And yeah,
I adopted my dog Karus.
Speaker 4 (14:04):
This is one of those things go to the shelter,
adopt and it's going to make your life better.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
I do love those dogs a wholehole, whole lot. All right,
great story, that is what it's all about. That was
telling me something good.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
I what have you the eight eight eight roll?
Speaker 4 (14:21):
What does that mean, Well, it suggests that you need
eight hours of sleep, eight hours of work, and eight
hours of leisure, and that's where you get your twenty
four hours.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
In a day.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
What about parents, because there's no parenting in there, like
who are making this role?
Speaker 4 (14:34):
So with that kids, Well that that's the eight of
that part falls into the leisure. Like inside leisure you
have your family, your friends, your health, your hygiene, your hobbies,
your service, and then things that make you smile.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Yeah, but family, I'm going to say, even if somebody
doesn't have kids, there's no way it's got to be
leisure to be a parent. Sometimes depending on the age
of the kids. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
No, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (14:57):
When I saw the eight eight eight roll, it just
made me think of you because I'm like, there's you're
not a parent, but there's no way you do eight
eight eight.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Well, let's think about this eight eight eight eight sleep.
I would say probably I've been sleeping a little better.
I'm averaging about five, which is for me pretty good.
So I'm about five hours of sleep some three under
there work. I think I'd go probably twelve to thirteen work,
(15:24):
meaning we're here six or seven overall. Do podcasts at
home work on the show. The good thing about some
of that is it's a bit flexible, so I don't
need to wor if I don't need to work on
the show at nine, I could do so, but I'll probably
go twelve or thirteen. So I now any leisure.
Speaker 4 (15:41):
It looks like you guys work six hours of leisure there,
but remember leisure is what.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
I okay, hanging out with my wife, Yeah, I think
my wife and I probably do three or four hours together.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
Health and hygiene falls under that. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
Yeah, I don't know. This thing is there's no way
anybody lives by this.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
Well, they say it's not putting.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
It needs to be like seven nine, seven, sleep, nine,
work the four kids, and then whatever we have left
to figure it out, like whatever else you have time for.
(16:20):
Just sounds it does sound.
Speaker 3 (16:21):
Good, better, better than four nine.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
One of those things when Oprah is like you, everybody
should balance out there.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
A billion dollars, it's not realistic.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
Yeah, she definitely probably worked more than eight, is.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
What I'm saying now. She's like, everybody needs to achieve
their perfect balance. When we can't achieve a perfect balance, nobody.
We got bills to pay, you know. Eight to eight.
Good luck everybody. Yes, question is are you weird? Weird
to me has never been an insult. Weird to me
means different, and maybe because I had to make it
(16:54):
not be an insult because I was called weird so much.
So Amy has a list of my it could be
considered weird qualities. I'm anxious to hear some of them.
All right, go ahead.
Speaker 3 (17:05):
Bobby talks feminine when he sleeps, so.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
I'm told, how am I to know that's true?
Speaker 3 (17:12):
But you've told us that you've been told that, so
now we know.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
For some reason when I sleep, apparently, I'm like, the
day is so good. I don't know why I do
that when I sleep, and I believe it because I
don't think my wife would make that out. But okay,
I do talk feminine in my sleep when I talk
in my sleep. Okay, go ahead.
Speaker 4 (17:30):
If Shaq was peeing next to you at a urinal
like you have said time and time again, that you would.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
Have to peak, you know, I would look for science
for science purposes the human body, although these two feel
pretty similar. Yes, if shack or any other seven foot gap,
you know, maybe I would take a peek, because I'm
it's science it's okay, go ahead.
Speaker 4 (17:55):
So you do bits like around your house. I get
some bits with Caitlin, she's at least human, But you
do bits with your dog, like for your entertainment.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
I love the Frozen game with my dogs to think.
I wonder if they think like I'm frozen or dead
or just can't move and they want to save me.
Like I will stay frozen as long as possible to
see my dogs react. But that's a bit. That's a
bit for me, okay, go ahead.
Speaker 4 (18:20):
You like to write a lot of things down, like
you journal everything you eat, or like thinking back to
when you are on Dancing with the Stars, you wrote
down every single step to every routine is you were
trying to memorize it.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
It's just a memory thing. I don't think that's weird. Okay,
go ahead.
Speaker 4 (18:38):
Well, speaking of writing things down, you have a huge
fat sharpie in the room and you have to draw
a line through everything.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
Once it's done, it's almost.
Speaker 4 (18:46):
Like you have to check it off, but you check
it off by completely blacking it out, and you can't.
Like once the paper is black, you're like, okay, new sheet.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
Yeah, some would say redacted. That's how I would say it.
If I were in the FBI or the CIA. Sometimes
I redact documents. But if I do that, then I
make sure everything is done. But if I accidentally block
out something that's not done, you know what I have
to do right cry, I have to do it right away. Well,
if it's something that we haven't done yet and I
wasn't planning to do it until two hours from now,
(19:15):
and I accidentally block it out, we have to stop
everything we're doing, and we have to do it right
then because I've already blacked it out. That one. Okay,
that one's a little OCD and weird. All right, give
me a couple more, go ahead.
Speaker 3 (19:24):
So you don't like staples at all?
Speaker 1 (19:26):
Nope.
Speaker 4 (19:27):
And if I'm correct, though, if there are staples.
Speaker 3 (19:30):
Does it have to be even yeah?
Speaker 4 (19:31):
Yah, So there can't be three stables, then there would
have to be four or two.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
I think you're talking about a mental illness, and I
think she feel sad about that because you're talking about
my mental illness. I'm feeling picked on.
Speaker 4 (19:41):
Well, you're an extrovert on the show, but in life,
you're an introvert. I don't really feel like that one
is that weird, but some people do find that it contradicts.
Speaker 3 (19:50):
But I think a lot of people are that way.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
I think people that just listen to the show, if
they meet me, I think they're a bit surprised that
I'm not a larger than life personality. I think that
would probably be where it is. Okay, give me one more.
Speaker 4 (20:06):
It's a little weird how you are with time, but like,
because you're obsessed with it, it is your number one
priority in life, and I get that it's helped us,
like if we're late to work. People should know that
if anybody on the show is late to work, we
get sent home like immediately.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
A little extreme.
Speaker 4 (20:24):
Yes, so that's a little weird, but it has taught
us to like just all be here, and none of
us were ever like totally disrespectfully late, but like you
get to places almost disrespectfully early.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
I think it's rude to say that, actually, And you
know what, here's how I feel about time. I feel
like if you're late somewhere, unless it's a flat tire
or your kid is sick, there are exceptions. I feel
like you look at your time more valuable than everybody
else's because they got there on time. But you have
made decisions that have allowed you to be late when
(20:57):
they didn't make those same decisions. They made decisions to
be there on time, time and respectful. So if that's
the culture where some people can value their time more
than others, that's not a culture that I want to
have here. It's not a successful culture. That's not a
culture of greatness. So if that's a little weird, hey
sign me up. I'm as weird as could possibly be.
But look at the results. You know what I'm saying, Well, yeah,
(21:17):
what you are.
Speaker 5 (21:18):
Doing though, is you're fighting or what do you call it? Genetics?
Because I have inherited that from my parents. That is
an excuse and that's the biggest bull crap I ever heard.
No taste hereditary. But now, I mean I've tried to
overcome my genetics. I have battled because I mean we
were always running out the house to anything, any in
every event, school, anything, running out of the house late
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all the time.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
Before I ask the question and the final question of it,
do you guys actually think I'm weird? Because again, it's
a fun little bit and we're picking a bobby. I
like that. I think if you were to ask me, like,
what's the weirdest thing about you. I think my answer
would be the cot is that I can't eat a
different timed meal across from someone else eating a different
(22:00):
time to meal. Meaning there's breakfast time, there's lunch time,
there's dinner time, And if somebody in front of me
is eating lunch, I cannot eat a breakfast or opposite.
If they're having breakfast and it's two o'clock and we're
like what, I have to also eat what they're eating.
We can't do two different things at the same time.
That to me feels a bit weird.
Speaker 3 (22:22):
No, No, that one is weird. For sure, that one feels.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
A bit weird. But yes, if Amy's having breakfast at
noon and I'm like, god, dang, I just wanted a burger. Now, well,
now I gotta have eggs so that one I can
admit and hold on to. So am I And let's
be honest. Am I weird?
Speaker 3 (22:44):
I mean I think we all are?
Speaker 1 (22:46):
Thank you?
Speaker 3 (22:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (22:48):
Am I weirder than you?
Speaker 3 (22:50):
It's weird to me that you'll eat nuts?
Speaker 1 (22:52):
But why are we doing this?
Speaker 4 (22:54):
I asked you you you don't like peanut butter?
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Oh I love peanuts and I love butter, and I
hate peanut butter, and you could be like, well, is
it just a texture thing? You know what? Big fan
of almond butter, love almond butter.
Speaker 4 (23:10):
Some people think it's weird that you haven't ever tried alcohol,
Like I feel like I get that from people all
the time to ask me.
Speaker 3 (23:16):
They're like, his probably really never tried alcohol, and I.
Speaker 4 (23:18):
Say yeah, no, no, no, they this is what they
think it's weird. And then you share why and I'm like, oh, well,
there's a diction that runs in his family and he
just hasn't wanted to deal with that at all, so
he just avoids it.
Speaker 3 (23:31):
And they're like, oh, I respect that.
Speaker 4 (23:32):
So then it goes from being a little weird to respect.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
And that's how I hope the segments made you guys
feel about me too. We went from a little weird
to respect. Do we have that respect?
Speaker 3 (23:42):
Well? There's also that thing where like, you don't want
to keep doing this. You don't like winning, but you
hate losing. He doesn't, He really doesn't.
Speaker 4 (23:52):
He sort of if he wins something, he's like, okay, cool,
I want it's not like, oh it's amazing.
Speaker 3 (23:57):
But if he loses, the mood goes.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
I want to fingers off I want to see my
fingers off if I lose.
Speaker 4 (24:02):
Which is kind of like how you don't really like
to be invited to or you don't want to go
to things again because you're an introvert, but you want
to be invited.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
Oh heck yeah, and you're gonna do something. I want
to be invited. Thank you for inviting me. Are you
gonna come? Nah?
Speaker 3 (24:14):
Yeah? How much longer do we have?
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Because I don't want to do any more of this
because I was just asking like a random question.
Speaker 3 (24:20):
Well, the more I think, the more I can.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
You're doing good.
Speaker 4 (24:25):
Well, you know, we've worked together for like almost two decades.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
So here is a voicemail from Shelby and her daughter
who live in Texas.
Speaker 9 (24:34):
My daughter has a morning corny for Amy. Why did
I but crack gow up and down and out side
to side?
Speaker 4 (24:41):
Why?
Speaker 9 (24:42):
Because if you go downside you go.
Speaker 4 (24:47):
What?
Speaker 1 (24:48):
Okay? You have to help me with this one. Why
does a butt first of all, hilarious that it's a kid.
Why does a butt crack go up and down and
not side to side? I get it, go side to
side if.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
You go down the slide downside?
Speaker 4 (25:05):
Oh okay, I get it. Yeah, because your butt is gonna.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
Go Yeah, if you go down a slide. Yeah, okay,
I was having trouble interpreting kid. We played again, Ray,
I want to hear this again and really enjoy it.
Speaker 9 (25:21):
My daughter has a morning corny for Amy. Why did
I need but grew up and got it outside to side?
Speaker 4 (25:28):
Why?
Speaker 9 (25:29):
Because if you go downside you.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
That's funny. It's like hitting speed bumps on the way down.
No good one. Thanks lunchbox, we needed you for that one.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
You're welcome.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
It's like a un interpreter. But four year old pile
of stories.
Speaker 3 (25:51):
A mom in Ohio.
Speaker 4 (25:52):
Her name is Leah, and she's been producing way too
much breast milk for her newborn son and she didn't
want her liquid gold to go to waste, so she
started playing around with it, like making smoothies, soap, even butter.
But she started making popsicles and her husband and other kids.
Speaker 3 (26:08):
Have been loving them.
Speaker 4 (26:10):
Some people online are hating on her, and she just says, look,
they're immature. There's a reason that breast milk is called
liquid gold. It has so many benefits.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
Yeah, I think what the move would be, as a
fan of science would be to do this and put
it in your husband and kids milk smoothie popsicle and
not tell them and then watch to see if their
health benefited from it, and then not to share it.
And then also give them popsicles that add no breast
milk in it and see if they benefited or no
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change at all from that obviously, and see which one
amy did you do it like a dental test like
that once what you wanted and paid a bunch of
money and you didn't know if you got the drug
or not.
Speaker 4 (26:51):
Oh, when I got my wisdom teeth out, I was
part of a study and some of the participants were
getting the placebo and others were getting the actual pill,
and you didn't know what you were going to get.
And we all got our teeth pulled around the same time.
And there's all these recliners in one big room, and
then we all just laid there and they took care
of us.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
Yeah, so that's what I would say to you. I
think one of the kids gets a placebo popsicle that
is just normal. The other and the dad get the
breast milk popsicles, and let's see whose health benefits the most.
Everybod else can shut up, It ain't their life. But
I think that's what we monitor. Okay, science lesson over
what else?
Speaker 4 (27:25):
According to a new survey, shoppers who get a buzz
from getting a good deal on something say that the
buzz lasts for about three and a half hours, and
the survey also showed that more than half of Americans can
never pass up a good deal, even if it's something
they don't need.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
Yeah. Sometimes I'll see twenty five percent off of this
on one of my apps, and I didn't even really
want that. But then I start to find ways that
I could actually use that and there is a deal.
But actually I've lost money because I wasn't going to
get it anyway, And I've spent money on something I
wasn't going to get because of the idea that I
might save money on what I got. So I would say,
(28:04):
do you ever do that? Or am I crazy?
Speaker 10 (28:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (28:05):
No, that's what it has a name. It's called girl mouth.
You're in on it, the girl mouth.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
Thanks good to be a subscriber to girl math. Okay, okay,
what else?
Speaker 4 (28:15):
So The Boot asked a bunch of country artists, like,
what's the best concert you've ever been to? And these
are some of the answers that they got jelly rolls,
said Garth Brooks. Cody Johnson said Michael Jackson, Landy Wilson said,
Tim McGraw, and Scotty McCreery said.
Speaker 3 (28:30):
Bruno Mars.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
I'm surprised Cody Johnson's old enough to go to a
Michael Jackson concert.
Speaker 4 (28:34):
Well, that's because it's Brothers Osbourne that said Michael Jackson,
and Cody Johnson actually said nickel Back.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
I just mixed up, you know, both still pretty wild.
I would even say I'm surprised Brothers Osbourne old enough
to go to a Michael Jackson concert because they're my age,
a couple of years younger. When when the world would
I have gone to a Michael Jackson concert. Okay, that's cool.
And then who who Cody Johnson only say nickel Back?
Speaker 3 (28:58):
Yeah, he said nickel Back.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
And I bet they're all live people that are Nickelback haters.
And I don't know you specifically, but if you're a
Nickelback hater, I kind of hate.
Speaker 4 (29:06):
You, yeah, Cody said, and quote people are gonna laugh,
but I watched Nickelback live one time in Houston and
it was incredible, and.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
He shouldn't have to say people are gonna laugh. And
Eddie hates Nickelback, and I hate Eddie for this specifically.
I hate Eddie for this specifically. I don't hate him
all the time. It's like any of you that are
like nickel bock ooh well, I hate you, but only
whenever you're talking about.
Speaker 3 (29:26):
Nickelback and you're your best concert you've ever been to.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
It's a Garth Brooks show just because of how he
takes a crowd, and that's a symphony to him. He
can make it do whatever it wants. I've never seen
anyone ever go and perform a song and not play
it on an instrument and also not sing it, and
the crowds sing the entire thing. It's it was really
one of the most moving things I've ever seen. He
did Unanswer Prayers, I Believe or the River, which one
(29:51):
am you with me? But it's a river one of
those songs answer prayers, unanswered unanswer prayers. He gets up
and he's like, uh, okay, yeah, I'm not gonna play
my guitar on this song, and he just goes with
the first line of unanswered prayers. You know, a dream
is like a river. I'm even singing the river so
but even the crowd, they sing the whole thing. He
(30:11):
doesn't sing a single word and doesn't play. And I
was like, this is somebody owning the crowd.
Speaker 7 (30:16):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
Second was John Mayer and third, even though I've never
been nickelback.
Speaker 3 (30:20):
Yeah, funny, I'm Amy. That's my file.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
That was Amy's pile of stories.
Speaker 8 (30:29):
It's time for the good news.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
This couple goes camping. They're in Michigan's Upper Peninsula. They
have a dog named Barley. Barley escaped. Imagine that your
dog escapes in woods you're not super familiar with, and
the woods go on forever and you look for hours.
They and they lived hours and hours away. They put
up all the signs, but they had to go home.
Oh that sounds terrible. Well, somebody that lives in that
(30:56):
area named Deanna saw and made it her mission to
try down this dog. And it took several months. Deanna
searched for the missing dog in her free time. On
and off. There were sidings from little home security cameras
occasionally like she was full on, like diving into this
thing like an investigator. So finally she found the dog.
Speaker 3 (31:15):
She found the dogs.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
She found that more than a year after he first
went missing. She found the dog. What happened was it
was another family who saw the dog and figured the
dog with somebody's that was gone, so they would feed
it a little bit so it would come around. And
so she was able to find the dog going back
to that house and then get the dog back to
the family.
Speaker 3 (31:34):
That let's commitment.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
If I cried right there, I'd cry at that one.
Speaker 7 (31:40):
I know.
Speaker 4 (31:41):
I'm trying to wonder if I would do that after
a year. I mean, she really was dedicated to.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
Animal story like that. That is a great story. I'm
gonna say, Deanna, Sugget sounds like your name, Hey, suge.
Speaker 3 (31:50):
It, I like Sugget.
Speaker 1 (31:54):
Yeah, Sugget A great job. That's what it's all about.
That was telling me something good. Doctor Josie is my vet.
She has a podcast called in the Vets Office, and
she shares the rule of three with a caller who's
worried about his cat throwing up randomly.
Speaker 10 (32:10):
Here you go, if your pet is throwing up three
days in a row, three times in one day, or
they have three issues going on at once, so they're
throwing up, they have diarrhea, they're not wanting to eat,
then it's like, Hey, you need to get them seen
otherwise I don't get two worked up about it.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
I feel like I need to have that rule of
three with me, because sometimes I got one of those,
sometimes I got two of those, but three of those
I think that's good. And then here is doctor Josie
talking about pet insurance.
Speaker 10 (32:36):
If you are getting a puppy or adopting a dog,
get pet insurance right away. The second they have an
ear infection, they're vomiting, they have diarrhea. That becomes a
pre existing condition and the insurance companies will not cover.
Speaker 3 (32:48):
Yeah, it's just like insurance for people.
Speaker 10 (32:50):
And I have owners coming in being like, you just
leave this out of the medical note, like basically asking
me to commit insurance fraud. And I'm like, I love
you guys so much, You're like NOL, but this is
one boundary I will not cross.
Speaker 1 (33:01):
I love this podcast. It's called In the Vets Office
with Doctor Josie. Check it out if you're looking for
a new podcast to listen to. A plus A plus
A plus if you have animals, Lots of stuff you
can learn, but also help you save money and also
keep a peace of mind because I always freak out
like Stanley and my bulldog is sick. Every I don't know,
four minutes, and I do the rule of every four minutes,
(33:22):
like something's wrong, called the doctor, pay another bill. All right,
let's go now and do the Morning Corny. The Morning Corny.
Speaker 3 (33:31):
What did the triangle say to the circle?
Speaker 1 (33:34):
What's up?
Speaker 3 (33:35):
You're pointless?
Speaker 1 (33:36):
Nice? That was the Morning Corny. The question is when
do you fully feel like an adult? What age? And
I will tell everybody listening now that if you're fifteen
or twenty two, or thirty one or thirty eight, you
(33:57):
never actually feel like you're an adult adult just by
how you feel on the inside. There may have been
decisions that you've had to make that are very adult decisions.
But I used to think that somebody forty was so
old and they had life figured out. And when I'm forty,
life's gonna be easy because I'm gonna know all the answers.
The real answer to this, as far as feeling on
(34:20):
the inside, is that you never actually feel like an adult.
You just have a little more information based on the
mistakes that you've made or the things you've learned. Mostly
based on the mistakes that you've made. But the question
they ask people, is when do you totally feel like
you have to make adult decisions all the time? Amy
that age where you were an adult the first time?
Speaker 3 (34:38):
Go oh, last year when I got divorced.
Speaker 4 (34:40):
So I mean, like, the honest answer, honest, honest, honest
answer is probably when we became parents, and then I
had to become even more of an adult when I
had to just you know, face like finances and learning
how to take care of certain things that my partner
(35:01):
took care of for seventeen years. And that's just because
that's how our marriage shook out. Like I didn't want
anything to do with money because it stressed me out.
Speaker 3 (35:08):
And then I was like, wait.
Speaker 4 (35:10):
I'm going to need to know how to log into
my bank account and monitor things and pay bill, you know,
so that that is very adult to me.
Speaker 1 (35:17):
So again they asked all these people, I'm not going
to give you the answer till we all say our
thing here. If you had to pick an age where
you had to really go, okay, I'm an adult, give
me an age.
Speaker 3 (35:28):
Okay.
Speaker 7 (35:29):
Well.
Speaker 4 (35:29):
Also, something that just popped in my head that only
happened because of the divorce is the first time I've
ever rented a car because anytime we vacationed, we vacation
together and he would rent it.
Speaker 3 (35:37):
And so that that was last year.
Speaker 4 (35:38):
So I'd say, yeah, I was forty two when I
became an adult lunchbox.
Speaker 2 (35:43):
Uh what is the where you're third? Forty three?
Speaker 5 (35:46):
So thirty seven because I had my first kid, and
I realized, dang, I got to keep this thing alive. Besides,
like before that, I could do whatever I wanted, Like
I could just go anywhere. I could go to the bars,
stay out all night, didn't matter we were married. Still
go out to the bars, get drunk whatever. Now I
was like, man, we got to bring this guy along
with us. So I guess we can't really do that
(36:07):
as much anymore.
Speaker 1 (36:09):
Yeah, I guess getting drunk probably not as much of
a priority. Or if so, you can't get drunk close
to the kid, you get.
Speaker 5 (36:16):
It right, Like we still had like I still had
UFC watch parties where we had parties and the baby
being the crib. And then I realized, man, this is
probably a bad idea, but I mean I still did it.
And he would be in the next room sleep and
we'd have you know, twenty people in the living room drinking,
and yeah.
Speaker 1 (36:32):
Would you have a instead of a designated driver, would
you have like a designated crib watcher?
Speaker 2 (36:36):
Yeah, we would. Are you go check? You go check?
He's crying? You got it?
Speaker 1 (36:39):
You got it? Would it be sober? Would you have
a sober No? Oh no, of course not. What kind
of dumb question was that for me to ask?
Speaker 4 (36:44):
No?
Speaker 1 (36:45):
Yeah, yeah, for me, I'm gonna give an answer like amy,
but then I will give an age. I think I
remember thinking when I had to buy my first all
four car tires at like nineteen, because by that point
I was I moved out, teenager, you know, didn't have
any help or anything. That's fine, and I think it
(37:06):
helped me. But at nineteen, when I had to buy
my first all four tires, I was like, this is
such an adult thing. I hate it because you don't
get to enjoy tires. And I later had that feeling
where the refrigerator, the first refrigerator I bought it because
you don't really get to enjoy a refrigerator, but you
have to buy one because you're an adult. So I
remember being nineteen and buying four tires from a Pontiac
Sunfire and going, this sucks being an adult. So that
(37:29):
is number one, and then I think number two is
probably when I just when I turned thirty because I
hated that age so much where I was like, I
I'm no longer cool and young. It took me ten
years to realize I was no longer cool. I mean
I was never cool, like I just wasn't as young anymore.
But I would put my answer at thirty when I
really felt like I was an adult. That being said,
(37:51):
there were still parts of me to feel like a child.
The answer that most adults say they feel like an
adult is twenty nine. Wow, I was older than that.
Amy was Yeah, and Lunchbox was tell you out, all
of us we got to be a little older until
we felt like an adult. I don't know if that's
healthy or not.
Speaker 4 (38:11):
Yeah, I think that it's just it happens every once
in a while. You have to do a new thing
later and you're like, wow, this feels so adult.
Speaker 3 (38:17):
I've never done this yet.
Speaker 4 (38:19):
I can't believe I am the one responsible for this
or I have to make this decision, you.
Speaker 1 (38:23):
Know, And I will say this in conclusion, I think
if we look back at this in five years, we'll
have a different answer, because I think you never truly
feel like you were an adult when you're late a
later version of an adult, right, man, I just want
philosocrapies on you, guys. That's I'm talking about Bobbed Bones
show Sorry up today.
Speaker 5 (38:40):
This story comes us from Boston, Massachusetts. When you're in
jail and you need a lawyer, you want someone that's
gonna have your back. So these people hire this one
female lawyer, and when she would go visit them in jail, she.
Speaker 1 (38:52):
Was smuggling drugs to them. How true? True? That's a
good question, but also is there anything romantic happening? Like
why would you risk losing your license?
Speaker 2 (39:04):
They were papers?
Speaker 5 (39:05):
Like yeah, what they were paper soaked in synthetic marijuana.
Speaker 2 (39:11):
I don't know how you get the.
Speaker 3 (39:12):
Oh, and then maybe you roll up the paper and
smoke it.
Speaker 1 (39:15):
But that's exactly what you do. Yeah, yeah, that that yes, Yeah,
So it wasn't like they were key stringing in a
bag of drugs. They would take the paper, soak it,
and then they would give the paper to their client.
Speaker 5 (39:27):
That's pretty smart, yeah, because it looks like it's lawyer papers, like, oh, here's.
Speaker 1 (39:30):
Your Somebody must have also tipped them off, because that's
not found just by somebody randomly checking. They must they
don't do paper checks.
Speaker 4 (39:37):
You know.
Speaker 2 (39:38):
All right, I'm lunch box. That's your bonehead story of
the day.
Speaker 1 (39:42):
And that is the end of the first half of
the podcast. Is the end of the first half of
the podcast. Podcast podcast. You can go a podcast too,
or are you gonna wait till podcast to come out?
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