January 15, 2018 • 53 mins
Monday Morning Confessions, Woodpecker At Amy's House and High Maintenance Men
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Everybody trans America Show. Yeah, good morning, welcome to the show.
Everybody good Yeah? Cool? Like that? Come on ship? What
do I say? Good on? SEC? Good morning? Shop? I
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think it morning the show? And okay, good morning? What
do I say? I do every time? You know how
sometimes you'll say a word over and over and the
words like it starts to look funny, sound funny everytime.
I don't remember saying good morning the show. Just start
doing ship. I like that our good morning studio good morning.
That's weird, man, they didn't feel right. David's on and
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Faia arkins Hi David, Hey, what's going on? Bobby? You
know what? Up early in the morning taking your call?
What can I do for you? Yeah? Man? Uh, you know,
I've got a fifth year anniversary coming up, and I
really need to blow this one out of the water
with the gifts, and I am just lost. Are you
married anniversary or like together anniversary? Yeah? Yeah, now we've
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we've been married. It's going on five years, you know,
and it seems like that those five years. I'm just
I'm I'm lost for gifts now. It's like I'm you're
on a blank and uh, make some advice. Man, let
me help you, Let me help you. Okay. So here
you have two options if you're wanting to just crush it, David,
you have two one two options, and that's at one.
(01:31):
You either go and spend a ton of money, which
I don't recommend, but that's that's that's the easy way.
But you guys, spend a bunch of money, right, Or two,
you spend almost no money and you make her something.
Those are the two ways to blow it out of
the water. I always prefer that second way of putting
time into it. Some people will spend money and be like,
I just want to get some nice I would say
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that you would make her something. Now, do you have
anything that you've been like stashing around from when you
guys first started like dating or got married, anything like that, right, right, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Well we've got a few things. The thing about women,
and let me tell you, women just like it when
men try, because we're dumb and we don't get it
right most of the time. But we can try most
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of the time, and if we try, that's where it is,
that's where the success comes. It's just in the trying.
You can screw it up, but if you really try hard,
it's almost like we're eight when we're just trying Harvard
from our parents. That's what men are to women. So
if you make her something, David or you, that's that's
the blow it out of the water. Yeah. I did
the personal gift on Christmas, but uh yeah, I kind
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of put the wrong day on there. So that's okay.
You tried. It's all about trying, and she probably loved it.
Right about it? So did she love it? Yeah? Two
options either spend all your money or spend no money
in something like heartfelt. There you go, and that's why
I'm not married. Those who can't do t that's why
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I'MNNA teacher of relationships and parenting, recognizing people doing cool
things not. LETNA tell you a story. Cayden Wilson, a
little boy in Houston. He said, Hey, listen, I don't
want to have a birthday party. Seven birthdays. I don't
have a birthday party because I don't think he's gonna
come on a lot of friends at school. So it
was just him saying it, they didn't have it, and
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then nobody showed up. He's like, I just don't think
it's a good idea. So his mom's like, okay, I'm
gonna reach out to this cop. This this officer has
a big social media following around town, and so he
put the thing on his web page, in his Facebook page,
and so strangers donated desserts and cakes for a party,
and then someone else covered the cost of the party.
And then two people showed up at the party at
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Urban Air Trampoline Park because they had like, Oh my god,
that's a big, bigger than new party I've ever had wedding.
That's like a rave birthday. Ye No, Bobby Bone, Bobby Own.
I really enjoy the Fighter and I have for a
long time. It makes me dance a little bit. And
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I've never been one to hate a parody, actually enjoy them.
We do them ourselves sometimes. But Eddie's kids have started
doing parodies. Oh awesome, Yeah, this is on their own.
I mean, I'm not. This isn't my proudest dad moment
or anything. But they're in this phase of their life
where everything's got to be about poop and potty and butts,
and they're not. They're nine and three, and I know,
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but all they joke about, like, really, what are the
lunchbox joke about the same kind of humor exactly what
cho Okay, So here's Eddie's nine year old and three
year old doing the fighter but to their own words.
And they're just singing in the car, right, that's what
they do. What I will let you far far from
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are fine? Wouldn't then you burned? And they following let
you see, oh my goodness version. Yeah, you weren't happy
with Keith Urban's version, so you gotta change it and
make it your own. Yes, you guys are gross. Listen again.
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Everybody in the room smiled. Yeah, it's cute. They're crazy
from the top. Fine, I will let you far far
letty fine? And if I will more fine, wouldn't then
you burned? And they following have potential. Yeah, they're writers
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for the man. That's a jam kind of we need
to remix bold. Here's your story. Firefighters had to use
a heavy duty cutting tool to free three children who
accidentally locked themselves inside a gun safe. The kids were
three and four years old. They were okay, but they
were young kids. It was a gun safe. Yeah, it's
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a safe though, like a gun safe is safe. Just
just built the whole guns inside of it, Like there
weren't guns in there. It was just delivered to the
house and it was in the garage, and so they
hadn't come up with a code yet, and the instructions
were inside and the kids got in, they crawled in,
locked it the fire chief and all the guys showed
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up and they had like and you imagine you're having
to cut into our kids on scar It was like,
whatever happened here with people and their kids? Melissa and Nashville,
you're on. Yes. A couple months ago, I was heading
out to the garage and my two year old locked
me out into the garage and I couldn't get in
the house, and too so I couldn't explain them how
to open and unlocked the door, and for a little
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bit I couldn't get out of the garage. But finally
I did. I was able to get outside, and I
was in the underwear and thankfully, um, we have a
spared Keith. I was able to get inside the house.
But for a little bit I was panics that I
was stuck in the garage. That's funny, yeah, and your
underwear that funny. I feel like my skar getting locked
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out like butt naked walking out the door, shots behind you,
like n at someone's door. Like, excuse me, can I
borrow a towel? Hey, Jillian in Virginia. Hi. Um So,
when I was little, we used to watch my mom
used to watch our neighbor and we were playing in
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front of her house for some reason, and we started
locking or locking ourselves in between her front door and
the glass door. Um and it was funny and everything.
We're facing outwards, but then I decided to face inwards
towards the front door. She locked it, closed me in
and and I couldn't reach my hand up to get out.
Uh so I had to. I can't even remember how
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long I was there, but my dad has actually come
with a crowbar and opened the door and get me
out in front of like the entire neighborhood kids. Huh,
I got no do the darnest things kids, Your kids
did anything like this, They've they've locked us out of
a room, and like that's the hardest one. She said.
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Then the last lady said that, you know it's a
two year old, and you know how explained to him.
That's scary because you're like, they're never gonna open this door.
Ashlyn and Mississippi, Yes, how are you really good? Thanks
for calling? What's going on. Um, I was just in calling, hey,
what a son when he was almost two years old
box himself from saying converbible with the keys inside of
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the car and the un loot button. He kept hitting
it and then apparently it had a short in it.
So I had to get my husband to come from
work and get him. Um, and he was in carl
like and it. I was freaking out. I didn't know
if I need to call the police. And finally my
son was able to hand the key through at the
hard top of the ball between the window and get out.
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And so he's two. Yes, she was too, will you
draw them? All? With his kids off at the bus stop,
and so we were running back down the driveway in
my car, so he was just sitting in the front seat.
So I got out, walked around to get him, and
apparently he locked for Amy's friend locked her kids in
the car and sitting at bust the window. Right. Yeah.
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Oh and my sister my nephew got locked in the
car too, but she was able to um instruct him
to unlock it, but barely because he was like three
or four. And then yeah, friend sided to bust the window.
It happens, that's a big decision. You, Hey, get ready?
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Are you ready for this? Bump bump, bump, bump bump,
pup ready, I got a good time coming good. Are
you ready for this? I didn't know what you were
doing and now I get it. Oh boy, we shouldn't
do it together. A fifth grade class who had been
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talking over FaceTime with the U. S. Army sergeant who
was serving time in Afghanistan because they were like, we
want to get back. He just showed up their classroom.
It was supposed to be their last virtual visit with him,
and they were like, oh, we can't connect him. And
he shows up. That's cool. I get it now, that's cool.
And he brought him candy and he was like, thank
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you so much for talking to me while I was overseas.
Let me ask you this question. Were you ready for that? Okay,
you're missing a beat, I know, missing lots of beats. Yeah. Amy.
So two women that were pin pals for seventy one
years finally met face to face. They started writing each
other in nineteen six. What wow. Yeah. Then they got
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to meet over skype. Then one of them hopped on
an airplane never had flown before and got to meet
her Pinpal in person. That was a real person catfish.
I have the exact quote here Geriatric coming next week
on MT. NO. It was real. That would have been
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some crazy catfish and that started hardcore, the most hardcore
catfishing story of all time. It's like seventy one years
old person catfish. She described it as a marvelous adventure.
You know when Ray's laughing at something that's funny, because
our producer stands behind me. It never laughs at a thing. Never.
He's like the guy that stands out in front of
the palace. Yeah, you can't make him laughing. They don't
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even blink, did they, Which I thought blinking was involuntary,
But they don't. They have to blink. No, they don't.
I don't think they have to blink. No, they're just
thirty seven year old woman in California. She was thirty
eight weeks pregnant. She started having chess pains, goes to
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the doctor and finds out she has a life threatening
heart condition. If she would have gone into labor, it
would have killed her. So they were able to do
a c section, six pound baby, healthy mom, healthy well.
Chess pains saved her life. Dang, how about that? There
you go talking too. If your man's high main that's
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or not and what it is about them? Hey, Kristin
and Columbia, how are you? I'd how are you? I'm
really good? Thank you for calling. What do you have
for us? All right? So my husband is extremely particular
when it comes to his laundry in multiple passage. Uh gosh,
I hope he's listening right now. Do you want us
to call him? Oh? Yes, okay, hold on, I'll put
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you on hold and then we'll arrange this. Hold on
a minute. Okay, Hey, christ is on line one? Do
you hear me? Crista on line one? Her husband needs
to hear what she's about to say, so she'll give
you his number. We'll get them both on the phone.
We can commerce calls, right yeah, I think so we
have that. I'm telling you we don't have that technology.
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We have the oldest, worst equipment. Our phone, not just
our board. Our phone is probably from when this song
came out. I haven't eat one of those at a
long time, like you sn't rang. I don't know that
I would know what to do. It's a handheld, yeah,
with the chord, With the cord, the whole thing is weird. Yeah,
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they show. Okay, So I want to go line one
and Ben is on Live one. Hey Ben, it's Bobby Bones.
Do you mind if I put you on the radio
for one second? It's nothing bad, okay. So Ben, your
wife Kristen has called into our show. And I don't know,
I don't know if you're a listener at all, but
she's a listener of the morning show. And do you
listen to all? Ben? Thank you very much. I appreciate that.
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Um okay. So what I'm gonna try to do is
see if there's a way to three way then Kristen, Ben, Kristen,
can you hear been talking? I can? Okay. Now we're
talking about high maintenance men, and so Ben, she called
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into the show and was talking like she was like,
I sure want him to hear this. So we got
you on the phone. And so now Kristen, the stage
is yours. How is he high maintenance? He is high
maintenance regarding his laundry, high love. She will throw the
biggest tantrum over the way his clothing is folded. And
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I just naturally fold closed a certain direction. I don't
I don't know why. It seems to be difficult like
right and with your left hand if you're right handed.
But it's hard for me to pull it in a
different direction. He wants his shirt folded through the pocket
or where there would be the label, symbol or logo
is up and showing. You know, if he has multiple
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shirts in the same color, he can tell which it
is based on the pocket. Dang, Beyonce, Ben, what's the problem? Right? No? No, no, listen,
logical logical here, Bobby. Think in the morning, you're getting dressed,
all your clothes are stacked up in your drawer. You
look at your shirts. You want to know what you're
putting on before you put it on, right before you
go unfolding everything? I get it. No, no, no, Hey, Ben,
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you do your own laundry. You don't like you do
refold everything? Okay, who's doing most of laundry here, Kristen,
you're been I do most of the laundry. He works
a lot, and so I don't put laundry away. That's
on him. He's very particular by the way he wants
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to put away. And what's up with this laundry fit?
Like this, this whole thing, man, it's a raised away, right,
don't you don't have wristed in your fant. You know
what you're putting on, and you look good. So did
your mom or grandma, your dad, who ever raised you,
did they fold your andre like that? And that's why
you like it now. They folded it like that in
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four TOAs probably eight, I don't know, can eleven? And
then I got told how to do it, and I
did it that way for my whole lot, all right? Well,
and because be there like one of my first memories
when we started dating or getting more serious, and and yeah,
I was sleeping over at his house or what not,
in his clothes there and I would fold them, was
him telling me? Who told his stocks? Ben? How do
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you like your fox folder? Yeah? They just rolled together.
I don't think I don't even care now about my socks.
I'd probably cared at one point, but not done that.
He's a chill Kristin. How did he used to like
his socks? Kristin, how do you used to like a sox?
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Okay to my lord center? And then you have to
take the top of one stock and roll it come
completely over the other so that they all line up
exactly the same size when they're folded. Ben, you're o
c D right, I mean little bit. I recognize that
because I'm the same way with a lot of things,
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not clothes, but the lining up and the numbers and
the colors. I do that, and I think Ben has
a problem. And it's the only woman has lasted is
this laundry folding? And I'm a good housekeeper, and I do.
I mean, I'm not saying I hand him is closed
a mess, but I care how the sox get folded.
Now I've been Ben, does she have anything that she's
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high maintenance about? You need to get off your test?
Oh my gosh, that's about her bathroom sinks. What he
means by that that it might it might be an
every single thing that I need to use on a
daily basis is actually not put away anymore. It's blinding missing.
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I want to be access counter when man love guys
that wants to put that some away. Man. All right, Ben,
have a great morning. Thank you for letting us talk
to you. Kristen, have a great morning. Thank you for
calling to this joff Man. You guys are all bye, guys.
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Can we call him back tomorrow? That's funny, man, We
didn't get to the same because we didn't need to
down head. Sorry today, this story comes to us from
South Dakota. This is a double bone head for Mr
Donald Watson. He's in his apartment playing with a gun
and boom shoots himself right in the groin. He's recovered,
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has surgery. Now. He sent us to five years in
prison because he's a convicted felon that wasn't supposed to
have a gun. Dank, So I got groin shot and
anyone double bad lunch box at your bone heads to
were the never gonna get it about? People have one
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of these in their homes still still. Let me go
to Hardy and Georgia. Hardy, what's going on? You tell me, buddy,
what do you think it a happy people have one
of these in their home. Pat, I'm going correct on
that one. Amy, I'm coming to you. They have a
landline phone that's a quality. Yes, no lunch box, I
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have answering machine. Dann. You guys are going on said
the words? Still yeah, you said, still have it. Katie,
you're on the air in Nashville. How are you great?
How are you good? Are you thinking about this? I
think it's it's probably a microwave, not a microwave anyway,
more than half. I was eating up plastic popsicle microwave.
(19:51):
What what what? Why would you eat up a microwave?
I mean a popsicle because it's too cold. That's not
that doesn't even make sense that you do that. That's
too because then I had it was perfect and you
and it was in a plastic container. Yeah, there's so
many things wrong with this tasted so good. Like I
like that plastic taste. I love carcinogenics. I love I
like a freezer burned plastic potstickle people. I'm gonna go
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a coffee maker. Oh, hit me, hit me with the
angel and Virginia Beach. We don't have her, Angela, but
yeah she had curig but she's not there. I'm gonna
get angel one more shot. Angela, are you there? Okay?
If it's right, you both get the prize cig. Then
they're doing some business. We get a mystery prize. Oh
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it's better than that, all right, I'm we got a
lot of calls from Virginia Beach and sorry she couldn't
come on. Nobody got it. I'll take one more call. Hello,
Brittany and Austin. Hey, how are y'all good? What you
got here. Um, what about like a wax warmer, candle warmer.
Not half of people. Let me give you us some
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more shot. Y gonna wrap up this, never gonna get
it here. But half people say they have one of
these in their house. You're on the air, Kelly and Richmond, Virginia. Hello, Hello,
what you thinking about this? I think it is a
gun or a weapon of some sort. That's not right.
But I wonder in this room. I have guns, yes, Eddie,
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Yes you do, lunchbox just two on my body. Yeah,
that's Sonny Biber sit here. Yeah, that's more than I think.
We though, are probably more than normal like city big
city folk. Yeah, but I also have an African spear okay,
okays and ninja turtles. Yes, swords. Well, I'm just saying
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that's my weapon of choice. If you intrude on me,
okay that I'm going to beat you up my fist
in If you call the African spear, I'm just gonna
move my head, dodge it, and then beat you up. Well,
I'll take the spear, and then my husband's gonna go.
Oh we didn't mention he was there. He doesn't need
a gun, Oh, yes he does. He doesn't need to speak.
I'd be like, all right, have people Amy to g Yeah,
I do a boom box. Now the answer is a
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VHS tape. People still have a VCR tape? Yeah I have.
I don't have a VCR, but I have the tape
you do, That's all they're saying. A pretty woman, dirty dancing,
you have still magnolias. Now, Amy ran into a celebrity
at the grocery store. The earth is round. I can't
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help that. I'm my dog poops. All things that happen.
And that grocery store you go to, like, I don't
know how that's on a tourist attraction because all the
stars are there. Yeah, turn a trunk. Yeah, and in
both locations. I mean, you can run into any given
old celebrity. In the past, you run into who there,
Rachel Bielson most recently, Brett eldredge Um Brothers, Osborne both
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uh well, and then in this one that I ran
into yesterday, I've run into before as well. Have you
seen Dirk's here too? Have you No? He was at
Whole Foods Differ Dang Julie. Yeah, take a shot at this.
What celebrity to Amy see at the grocery store. I
think she saw her Man Dirk. No, but I have
seen him before, and I saw Steven Tyler the whole
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foods now that we bring up. If you bring up
a different grocery store, give you in to celebrity. But
that's just how nationale is. How come you don't react
and people say her Man Dirk spent lay, Yes, you
know well, I am sitting here in the chair with
his face of no. Is it dirks? No, not Dirks.
You're on the air, Tom and d C. What's happened
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to Tom? Hey, good morning, Bobby. Can you guess the person?
Good morning to you? To the Amy Salt the grocery store?
One final game here go ahead. I think it was
carry Underwood. And I think the celebrities seek out Amy
because she's so sweet. Oh yes, interesting, I ran into
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Get More, Get More. You've seen the same grocery store,
same experienced, leeveless cut off shirt, healthy food and basket.
I talked to him last time of the phone and
he didn't mention he saw you. He didn't so nice.
It was lots of healthy, lean meats and greens. Why
do you look at his basket? Soccer with their basket?
(24:23):
So we can see it. No, No, I don't look
at people's food. Yeah, he talked about the weather. He
know you talked to him. Yes, he we hugged you talk.
She's super nice. But you know when you start talking
about the weather, it's time to just be like, help
you up a good day. You're done that weather talk.
It's not for me. You don't like listen. I don't
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like small talk period. And sometimes people will go that's
kind of rude because I don't go into the room
and just talk. I had nothing to say, and so
I have nothing to say. I don't have anything to
say about nothing. Things like if it's if there's a
blizzard or if there's a huge rain store, I'm like, hey,
heads up, I'll talk about it. Otherwise I have to
say nothing that's going to change in your life. Because
you own a jeep. Now you're gonna want to know
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if it's raining outside or not. I have a have
an app on my phone. No, it's radar. We need
to talk. Here's anything that happens to me all the time.
They see me come and they hate in. Theyre trying
to catch me. Rat in GB, catch me write in G.
Theyre trying to get you me rat in gb trying
to get me right in GPHO. Walmart had to refund
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somebody who bought an iPad. But when they got home
and they opened the box, the box is full of flower. Wow.
You know people still stopping to replace the boxes. That's great. Yeah,
Walmart refund of the money. She said, she bought an
iPad and then when she got in there is full
of flower. Can you imagine get home being so excited,
because I know what it's like. You know, you open
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that box like, oh my innocence time, you're like and
then you probably go they're not gonna believe me. Yeah,
there's no way, Like do you go, There's no way
they're gonna believe me. And so she says, it looks
like someone cut in the packaging, and well, right, you
have the four hundred bucks. And they say, if this
happens to you, that's a general let them know immediately
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because I don't doubt. Don't think they're going to doubt.
You just go for it, Just go for it. Yeah,
that one person remember not so long ago about that
big old vacuum from Target and they opened it up
and it was like trash and it was all just garbage, garbage, like,
just fill the stuff. So someone's going into the store
and stealing it and then replacing it. Are they taking
it home and bringing it back. I think they're taking
it home filling it up. We're taking into the cart,
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filling it up and then taping it back up and returning. Alright,
So you steal it at the store? I went because
I would think when you bring it back of it? Yeah.
When I worked at the store, you would always look
in the box when someone returns something. How do you
walk out with a vacuum? How do you steal anything?
People are good, People are Okay. There was a baby
that weighs sixty two pounds, right, it's ten months old.
Sixty pound babies, it's right, And they can't stop the
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baby from getting better, and so doctors like they don't
know why it continues to put on weight. Hast exposed
to mold toxins. I'm serious. It's the thing. I watched
a documentary at birth. He weighed seven point seven pounds
at two months of age. You wih twenty two pounds?
(27:13):
Is it? Because I don't know much about it. It's
a huge joke. My son's seven. He doesn't even weigh
that pounds. I hope he doesn't for sure. Then over
the next eight months he gained a staggering thirty nine pounds.
So at ten months all the way sixty two pounds.
I wonder what that is. That is crazy. They're trading
him for like some sort of childhood diabetes. Now, but
(27:37):
I don't know, like when the baby's how big were
your babies, daddy when born? At one was seven five
or something and the other one was almost eight. So
they were around their high sevens. And normal is that? Yeah?
Pretty normal? Do you see the guy he went into
a liquor store and he was like, give all your money,
and they took and the person working the counter took
a bottle of Bailey's and busted it over their head.
(28:00):
Oh man, Yeah, I was at the register here and
I was counting it down and a guy walked in.
He had on hat and sunglasses, and he said, give
me the money. I didn't think much of it, and
we kept I kept counting the money down, and um
he came closer, and he came at the register and
he was like, no, give it to me. He was
pulling on the register that way, and she was pulling
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on it this way, and I just grabbed a bottle
of Bailey's Pumpkin Spies and um, I looked at Sarah
and she just said hit him, so I hate him
over the head with it, and um, he just stopped
and he backed up and he turned around and walked
out the door. Oh. I wouldn't be afraid to hit
him again, though. Is it rude to makeup? And Paula
just hearing your thoughts, No, it's not rude. What if you?
(28:43):
I mean, I don't think it's rude if you're not
bothering anybody else. I feel personally a little uncomfortable when
I have to do it, but I've definitely had to
if I need to kind of do some stuff, and
I do feel awkward, but I don't think it's rude.
Why not go to the bathroom? Maybe you can't get
to one, okay, and you have a will compact mirror white.
I mean, the reason I'm bringing up I saw it
as a new story this morning oa that people are debating,
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they're yelling at each other. This is not a yell topic.
There's other things to get passionate about yelled topics, and
then there are some you just talk about so I
think if you have to pull out your mirror, you
go to the bathroom. Okay, if you can do it,
no problem, it's not a big deal. Yeah, if you
don't do it at dinner. I think there are places
that you do and don't do it, Like would you shave?
(29:25):
Would you pull out a razors and shave your legs
at dinner? No? But that's different than putting on make it, Yes,
it is. You're like removing hair from your mondy. I
wouldn't be sitting at the dinner table and pull out
a brush or comb and fix my doing. Now we're
eating dinner. We said we were in public dinner and
no driving and doing it because that's dangerous, I know.
But what about it a red light? Okay, so here
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we go, Tisha, thank you for calling what you think.
I think that it's just rude driving down the road
that irritates me more than anything because it's unsafe. It's
unsafe and they're not paying attention at all. They're cubies
looking in the review there or so um marors and
(30:07):
not paying attention. Do you makeup? Appreciate you? Thank you
appreciate that's go to Kayla and North Carolina Kayla, Yes,
how Bobby, give me something? I agree with. The last
lady driving down the road drives me nuts. I get
running late. I'm a new mom, but like when you
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get to work, just go in the bathroom and throw
mass hair on. You don't need to do your full
face makeup in the car. I hear some passion in
that voice. I am, well, it's dangerous and being a
new mom, Like, I'm super concerned about my son because
nobody pays attention to driving anymore. If it's not texting,
it's reading, it's makeup. It's just there's too many distractions.
(30:49):
I appreciate you and I think pretty much we're all
on the same thing. We're normal. They were screaming here
on the news. Yeah, like it was some sort of
crisis in the Middle East. And makeup bill and dating date, Ohio,
represent what's happen? You're doing good on the phone? You Hey,
(31:11):
I'm gonna come to I'm gonna come to Daton sometime
this year. If I come, we come, I will so
rock your show with you. Guys man, instantly, I love that, right,
Tell me what you think about this? You're you're a dude.
I honestly think if you're driving down the road or
even sitting at a read like, you should not do
it when you could get related to You might have
to slam on the brakes and you will lose your
eyeball and shoving it right. Yeah, yea lord. It definitely
(31:41):
went from just doing it in public to chewing it
while driving. No, it went to what are the rules?
And we found a rule one don't do it while driving,
to don't do it at the dinner table? Got it?
Other than that, I'm cool do wherever you want. If
you have to pull out a mirror, you should probably
go to the bathroom. Question just for guys to if
you got to do something and you need to mirror
the bathroom, Okay, what about? Can I put on lip
(32:02):
gloss at the dinner table when I'm done eating? No mirror?
It depends on how much the milk costs. Fancy meal? No? Okay? Tapas? Yes?
Everybody Transmit America show over to Amy Now with the
(32:29):
Morning Corny. The Morning Corny. Why was the baby ant
so confused? Why was the baby ant so confused? Because
we're ants? Get it? Oh? No, we get it. Yeah,
(32:53):
that was the Morning Corny. My neighbor plays old music
at night, but his night is my night are different.
I get that I go to bed at eight. He
plays music, and I live in a house that's at
the base and I can hear it through my house
walls until like nine sometimes, and I understand that probably
(33:15):
nine like to cut off, so I don't get upset. Now.
I go out in the morning and take my dog out,
use the bathroom to get up. At three sometimes he
came a dog out, like three fifteen, three twenty, and
I'm like, hey, you know, whistle. And then I'm wondering, like,
I wonder if he hears me. Should I even be
concerned about that? That's that's my lifestyle. You're good. I
feel like we're even too. I'm like, so that's what
(33:39):
happens in the morning. That's kind of like my neighbor nuisance.
You know, there was a whole yard mowing thing, but
mine's human. Like Amy has a woodpecker that she cannot
control outside of her house. Yeah, woodpecker constantly pecking pick
pick pick pick pick pick pick pick quick pick peck,
pick peck. And I don't know what to do about
the woodpecker. So I started googling how to get rid
of a woodpecker, and says that you can give him
(34:00):
a good scare, like if you go outside and start
just like yelling, they make up make a bunch of
noise recorded if you do this, if you go yell
at the woodpecker, please record it. But what what kind
of noises the nuisance to a woodpecker? Get out of here,
go fire the road, don't come back. I don't know.
It's crazy or you're supposed to call a professional. You
(34:21):
don't get out a bb gun or anything. They said,
don't endanger the woodpecker. We call a professional pest control
and see if they specialize in removing woodpeckers. Is it
that annoying? That annoying? It's pretty annoying. I have audio
of the woodpecker outs at Amy's house. Here you go
what it sounds like. Basically, it's annoying. It's annoying. Yeah,
(34:51):
kind of cure with awesome. I don't need any kids
know what woodpecker is now. We didn't bring him back.
He is chilling in my house right now. If you'll
want to come see it. Yeah, the Bobby Bones showing
phones Monday Morning Confessions. If you have something you want
to add to the show you want to confess and
clear it. Let's get it out there. Let's go to
Veronica in Austin Veronica, Monday morning. Confession. Yours is a
(35:12):
wife confession. What do you have? Alright? My heads? And
are accepting my first baby any day now? And um,
we were given some clothes and and his box of
clothing was just one little outfit cheeta print, was pink,
two chili bows and all kinds of stuff. Wait chill
with the top for me. One of the most happiest
(35:32):
things I've ever seen. And my husband loved it too,
just suit and odd. And it may or may not
have fallen in the box of stuff I donated, and
he keeps looking for it, and I just keep saying,
I don't know where it to. His favorite baby outfit
you gave away, And now you're saying you don't know
(35:52):
where it is. I did call the place and see
if they still had it, and they said no, they
already donated it to the churches. You can't take you
back from the church. I know I can try to
recoup it. I even went on Amazon and online looking
for it to try to buy it, to say, oh look, honey,
I found it. Nobody else wants it so well. Thank
(36:17):
you for the car. I appreciate that. Stephanie and Tennessee,
thank you for calling Monday Morning Confessions. Yes, Um, when
I went through my divorce was my ex husband, I
took a kids toothbrush and cleaning my feet and the
toilet was No, you gotta be kidding me. You have
to what She loves it too. She loves it. Have
(36:43):
you ever told any about of the story? Um one
person um with my sisters. She kind of helped me
and put me out. You know. It's like, you know,
because he was a bad journalsoe he hid it germs. Yeah,
but he didn't know, right, You never told him he
did this like diseesus. Hey, it's it's your act. You
(37:06):
don't care to you so better alright, Okay, renched it
out and put it back in there. It never happened
a little worries. You know. I love it and on
that one I think we'll piece out. Thank you for
(37:27):
showing you and then you take a nice stomach. Our
listeners are so funny. They just sent me this. Yeah,
this is from the Today Show. It's the party. It's
slated to start at six thirty pm. What time do
you vibe. Is it a It doesn't need to start
time fifteen minutes late or see thirty minutes late. Okay, okay,
(37:48):
so here we go. First of all, they didn't give
the real option early, which is my favorite option. But
if the party starts at six thirty, do you either
at six thirty, fifteen minutes late or thirty minutes late?
Well be your answer. I haven't heard the all clip.
If you've been invited to a party, you get there
fifteen minutes late. Okay, that's easy. Fifteen minutes late. You
don't want to be the first one there, but you
don't want to be the last one to arrive either. Okay.
(38:12):
I think the question is already wrong because I already
gether six o'clock. Yes, if it's our six thirty, Bobby
will be there at six, then you need to help anything.
I would have been there at seven. Uh so thirty
minutes late for sure? Oh it starts at six thirty.
I get there at seven thirty minutes late. Okay, later
(38:35):
a dinner party, and it's six thirty even a little
bit early. I was rushing around doing last minute things
and never want to ride right on time. Okay, then
set the time back, thirty minutes, fifteen minutes. It's the
time that you say it's a time that people should
get there, and they're really good people in your life.
We get there early. What time you get to Amy's party? Well,
it's in the party was happens roughly started? I hated them. Yeah,
(38:57):
we get there at seven thirties and he's out there
and just drink energy drinks. Zack was or got there
to lend a hand. If you would have asked me
to lend a hand, you'd have had two helping ones.
But you didn't. No. I just just rushing around and
then we never even ate till nine you get there.
I wasn't invited. It's fun. I finally got invited my
(39:19):
first Aimy party, finally invited. It lived up in the
high really. Yeah, when the pony came out, I was like,
I never trust a man who carry you're on I
carry hi, good morning, good morning. Never trust a man
who blank has two first names. All right, there must
(39:41):
be some negative experience with this. No. No, A friend
told me that like, um, say like kin Scott that
name specifically, No, no, no, no, hypothetically, let's just say
a go ahead. That's just an example. Okay, so I
never trust a man with two first names. Okay, okay, okay,
let's go to car in Springfield. Hey, Chrison, Hey, well
(40:02):
you think. Never trust a man who blank. Never trust
a man who won't tell his friends or family about
you if you're dating. Yeah, because he's probably dating somebody
else to exactly. Yeah, you know, we had this issue
with Morgan number two, who does our digital work our
which to a web girl and her boyfriend won't put
pictures of her on his social media. We think it's
(40:24):
a little fishy, but what do we know. We're not professional?
Figure like, Never trust a man who doesn't post you
on social refused not to comment. Brittany and Connecticut. Never
trust a man who blank, who does not take care
of his children. Solid That would be a book. Yeah, yeah,
(40:44):
Candice in Nashville. Never trust a man who chooses you
all the time. That's right, and you know why to
something that's right. When someone's accusing you of constantly cheating
or constantly lying, that means they're doing it right, Cannis
like boys or girl? Yeah, can I get an kids
that's not talking about That's absolutely true. If someone's all
(41:07):
accusational and you're like, why are you like this all
the time? It's because they're doing it, Thank you very much.
Let's do one more for on the lateist side of things,
Noel in Springfield. Never trust a man who he doesn't
take care of his mother. That's one for you. Yes, yeah,
definitely one for me. You gotta love your mama and
take care of your mama because that's how the love
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and take care of you. That's right. And daughters. That
a good one, Thank you very much, all right, fellas.
You Never trust a woman who likes fox ask how
much money you make on the first date. Boom, she's
going after that wallet. That's all she cares. Never trust
(41:49):
a woman who breaks into your household steals all your
stuff on the first day. Okay, fair enough. I've never
had to happen to me. No friends ever. Is anyone
any guy here ever had a girl asked how much
to make? Yes? No, you haven't. Okay, you're lying. Never
trust a woman who doesn't like good music, but that's
(42:10):
you know, that's right. I don't know if she doesn't
like the music I like. Come here, I know when
you could say, for you, Bobby, wait, why are you
how come the women all the women they call had
great except for the two first name ones. They were
like great and they made sense. I was logic behind them. Guys,
what's this idiot? She don't like my favorite music? She
(42:31):
probably dumb. Wait, never trust a woman who gossips about
other people a lot, because she's also gos thinking about
you tell the people because it's it's someone's telling you
everybody else's secrets. Period. They're also telling your secrets to
other people. So even in business, I was doing a
deal a couple weeks ago, and a couple of services
(42:52):
will say we're bidding on me, you know, like, hey,
what'd you come? Work here? Work here? And so that,
and one of the us like, don't tell me what
they're doing. But because that means you're telling them what
I'm doing, And I was like, that's a real honest approach,
Like I I appreciate that. But it's the same way
with people. If they're telling you someone else's secrets, are
telling your secrets to someone else. So that was it
would either you're gonna say never trust a woman who
(43:13):
doesn't like my dog, No, I just won't know I
trust him. I just won't date them. So what happens
before the show is Amy and I sit in my
office and we record all these stations long ers and
we'll do commercials and pretty much just boom boom boom.
And sometimes Emmy gets a little cranky. Okay, are you okay?
(43:35):
Are you get cranky? Well? I just have audio here? Great,
I haven't. I haven't heard that's happening. What your audio
of you just getting a little bit cranky? This is
Amy doing a commercial. No, no, no no, you're commercial like
a station event. And she messes up and I was like, no,
it's this. It's like, okay, I just remember experiencing it.
I haven't heard about here. We got three to one.
(43:57):
Admission is free, plus there's gonna be is over thirty
minutest sounds like you're reading it, plus prizes over thirty minutes,
including your showy minutes. Doesn't say every I know, I
can tell just if I know what I should say.
Hey it's Sammy from the Bobby Bones. Wow doesn't it
(44:17):
was a type boh? It said ever, Wow, you guys
have a lot of fun in there. Yeah. Sometimes she
has short feeves with me. Sometimes me, man, I really
wish I could collect some audio of you. Oh, do
you next time? I will my sneaky recorder. Um, well
(44:39):
there's that. I just wanted to play that. And the
only audio here is you being grouchy. I know I
was well, Bobby was already Bobby told me to quit
talking to him. What happened? I got work to do,
trying to fun. I was talking about fun stuff. I
have stackes stacks on stack. It was like seen hours
(45:00):
of such read and then he just goes we're talking, though,
Amy starts talking about some assinine thing I don't even know.
She's like, what are you seeing? The new knees on
Jonathan Taylor Thomas's girlfriend. And I'm like, what are you
talking about? Stop talking? And then I go back to
recording commercials. Yeah, and then I'm like, fine, I guess
so quit talking. I mean I literally, he just like
(45:22):
made me quit talking about life. No, not life. She read,
this is your Oh I don't have audio of yours,
and you just said what I was saying was asinine.
Says that word. You all need to go on a
co host retreat, so we need the opposite. We go
onto de treat host Counseling. Admission is free, plus there's
(45:44):
gonna be prizes. Over thirty minutes. Start over sounds like
you're reading it. She's already upset, though it did sound
like I was reading it, so I was glad you
have me start over. Less prizes over thirty minutes, including
your show every minutes doesn't say every I can tell
I just if I know what it ships, say, Hey,
it's Sammy from the Yeah, because we don't have time
(46:06):
to waste. If I were to like go off on it,
Bobby be like, no'm talking. Don't talk about the stupid stuff.
It's at your ain. Let's goes out and he takes
a microphone and he starts talking to people in the
bathroom and they don't know who you' recording him? Have
(46:27):
that and he's like, hey, he starts bringing stuff up.
For example, there's a guy imagine you just sitting on
a toilet, right, and so they starts talking to you.
And Let's starts talking to this random dude about how
his girlfriend's pregnant. He just found out what I just
found out My girlfriend's pregnant, and I don't know how
(46:48):
to tell my wife. I'm freaking out. Yeah yeah, So
how do you think our approach tough question? He said, yeah, yeah, yeah,
tough question. I think she's gonna be mad at me? Yeah, yeah,
(47:11):
yeah yeah. Hey, oh this guy you're trying to do
his business and bring up life problems. What do you say?
He said? I said, she's gonna be mad at He
goes she and he goes what it depends on the person,
kind of the type of person she is? What kind
of person wouldn't it be? Yeah? All right, man, I
(47:34):
would go when I'm sorry, right, okay, what is it?
Pieces up? So awkward? Show? Let's watch goes into the
bathrooms randol and he goes tout to people and he's like, hey,
and he talked to this one guy by gambling. This
(47:56):
guy has no idea. He's like, hey, man, I lost
two thousand dollars gambling. Here say lunch walking stall to
what I would stall one? My parents gave me two
thou dollars to get my girlfriend and engagement ringing. I
was in Vegas this weekend and I thought, oh, just
be smart, double up, put it on red, and I'll
be able to get a bigger ring. And I lost
(48:18):
the two thousand, and I don't know what to tell
my parents. What would you do if you buy this
stone loose it's cheaper dropping bathroom dollars here as did that? Yeah, yeah,
(48:41):
I thought it. Do you know what it means by
loose just the diamond? Oh? Really? Yeah, this guy's like
a jeweler. Look, first of all, you buy it, then
you mount it in the setting is here? All right? Man,
I'll prep there you go. Good advice from the bathroom stall. Yeah,
(49:07):
it's like that Fox News segment where they go up
to the guy and it's like, hey, how do you
feel about the hurricane? Well, Meridian seven says that it's
not approaching. It's like the smartest man ever on the
Dude Pile of Stories. So the next time you're staying
at a hotel, you guys, don't use the ice bucket.
(49:28):
Don't worry. I don't. I don't because I take like
smoothies and stuff with me on the road and I
get the ice bucket and I go fill it up
and then I stick my smoothies down in there, like
if my hotel doesn't have a fridge and it keeps
it cold overnight. I mean, I get, I'm not drinking
out of it. But the things I'm reading about hotel
ice buckets, No, no, no, there are three things you
don't want to touch in a hotel, but the remote, well,
(49:51):
the ice bucket, and you don't want to touch the
lights either because if everybody's hands as when they don't
clean the reason you don't touch the ice bucket and
the only thing you can do that let's put a
bag inside of it and then get ice. Just never
put ice something actualise bucket. That's disgusting. They don't clean it.
I've heard stories of like the coffee coffee makers don't sing. Everything.
(50:12):
Everything gross everything you look at right, look at me,
I'm gross. Your gross, and I'm the cleans one in here.
You are gross. Yeah, so the icebuget is probably the germy?
Is that in the remote? Oh? I mean I don't
even want to tell you if some people will use
it for but they've been tested and there's germ scolore,
So yeah, stay away from that. Some people, I guess
just seeing sometimes think it's trash can. Yeah, no, I
can absolutely see that. Disgusting trash cans right here on
(50:36):
top of the counter. How nice is them to put
a trash can with the lid. So if you want
to be seen as a winner, you gotta dress well
and smile always dressed for the position you want, not
the position you have. Well, the sharper you look, the
more trustworthy you seem. And research discovered that smiling people
that smile or thoughts also be more trustworthy and just
(50:57):
all around better people that are at their job that
performer and I agree. Do you what you said about
it dressing dress for the job you want, not the
job you have. Did you already have it? It's like
working for the job you are. You already working for
a promotion. Why would you do other things that lead
you to that promotion? For example, me, I'm in sweats.
I want to be a sweater alright, what else? Okay,
(51:20):
I'm just gonna talk for a second of about just
how far we've come with home appliances and technology. Did
you know now or that refrigerators have internal cameras that
show you when you're out of groceries and it'll like
scan it and be like send you like a list through.
That's pretty cool. Did you or just open the fridge
and be like, yes, exactly and look at it. No no,
no no, But what it's saying is no no, no,
(51:42):
no no before you get on there. Okay, Well, good, Oh,
I like you think of automatic. Yeah, I'm okay, just
know that like on Alexa for example, So I'm getting
to that. If I just say I need and it's
like I need pepper Tels, boom it just so he
goes pepper Tels out of the list. It's the same
thing she's good at keeping list your refrigerators looking at
(52:03):
Oh you don't have this, here's a list. It's the
same thing. Well, but here's what I was gonna say
is that these refrigerator camera things can hook up with
your Alexa or your Google Home or whatever, and it'll
add it to the list without you ever even having
to do it. Your ovens can be preheated remotely, like
say you want to bake something, you're at the grocery store,
will preheat your oven and by the time you get
home you can pop that sucker right in. Sounds real safe.
(52:24):
That's not crazy to me. I on my phone my
security system, I can watch my house, I can unlock
my door. I can do that. I can do everything
pre if someone comes. Uh, that's coming handy when I
have like a workers show up at the house and
I just unlock it and lock it when they're on. Yes,
stop acting like something. You guys have this thing where
you pick some technology. Good. Yeah, I mean I still
like the camera in the fridge is a little month. No,
(52:45):
you know what I want to on a camera in
the fridge and I want to arm to shake people's hands.
Shake his hand from me, Will I wanted to like
hand me stuff like it knows what I want and
I get like that. They had that. They had that.
Remember there's a robot connected to the fridge and all
you had to say was bring me a drink and
then the robot cooler on the bottom and it rolls
to you something that money. Give Amy a hug for
(53:08):
me down. Yes, I like to responding my text just
from Amy. Yes that was Amy's pile of stories. Okay,
we are going home, But thank you for listening. You
can catch up on everything. Just search Bobby Bones Show
on demand on heart Radio. Search Bobby Bonch you on iTunes.
(53:31):
You can listen to the whole thing. Listen to the
Bobby cast I Show I Do from my house. Just
search that too. All that. Thanks for being here. We
would not be able to pay our mortgages or eat
our meals with that. You're listening, right, Amy, that's right.
We appreciate you, Thank you. We'll see soon.
Everybody trans America Show. Yeah, good morning, welcome to the show.
Everybody good Yeah? Cool? Like that? Come on ship? What
do I say? Good on? SEC? Good morning? Shop? I
(00:26):
think it morning the show? And okay, good morning? What
do I say? I do every time? You know how
sometimes you'll say a word over and over and the
words like it starts to look funny, sound funny everytime.
I don't remember saying good morning the show. Just start
doing ship. I like that our good morning studio good morning.
That's weird, man, they didn't feel right. David's on and
(00:47):
Faia arkins Hi David, Hey, what's going on? Bobby? You
know what? Up early in the morning taking your call?
What can I do for you? Yeah? Man? Uh, you know,
I've got a fifth year anniversary coming up, and I
really need to blow this one out of the water
with the gifts, and I am just lost. Are you
married anniversary or like together anniversary? Yeah? Yeah, now we've
(01:09):
we've been married. It's going on five years, you know,
and it seems like that those five years. I'm just
I'm I'm lost for gifts now. It's like I'm you're
on a blank and uh, make some advice. Man, let
me help you, Let me help you. Okay. So here
you have two options if you're wanting to just crush it, David,
you have two one two options, and that's at one.
(01:31):
You either go and spend a ton of money, which
I don't recommend, but that's that's that's the easy way.
But you guys, spend a bunch of money, right, Or two,
you spend almost no money and you make her something.
Those are the two ways to blow it out of
the water. I always prefer that second way of putting
time into it. Some people will spend money and be like,
I just want to get some nice I would say
(01:52):
that you would make her something. Now, do you have
anything that you've been like stashing around from when you
guys first started like dating or got married, anything like that, right, right, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Well we've got a few things. The thing about women,
and let me tell you, women just like it when
men try, because we're dumb and we don't get it
right most of the time. But we can try most
(02:14):
of the time, and if we try, that's where it is,
that's where the success comes. It's just in the trying.
You can screw it up, but if you really try hard,
it's almost like we're eight when we're just trying Harvard
from our parents. That's what men are to women. So
if you make her something, David or you, that's that's
the blow it out of the water. Yeah. I did
the personal gift on Christmas, but uh yeah, I kind
(02:37):
of put the wrong day on there. So that's okay.
You tried. It's all about trying, and she probably loved it.
Right about it? So did she love it? Yeah? Two
options either spend all your money or spend no money
in something like heartfelt. There you go, and that's why
I'm not married. Those who can't do t that's why
(03:01):
I'MNNA teacher of relationships and parenting, recognizing people doing cool
things not. LETNA tell you a story. Cayden Wilson, a
little boy in Houston. He said, Hey, listen, I don't
want to have a birthday party. Seven birthdays. I don't
have a birthday party because I don't think he's gonna
come on a lot of friends at school. So it
was just him saying it, they didn't have it, and
(03:22):
then nobody showed up. He's like, I just don't think
it's a good idea. So his mom's like, okay, I'm
gonna reach out to this cop. This this officer has
a big social media following around town, and so he
put the thing on his web page, in his Facebook page,
and so strangers donated desserts and cakes for a party,
and then someone else covered the cost of the party.
And then two people showed up at the party at
(03:44):
Urban Air Trampoline Park because they had like, Oh my god,
that's a big, bigger than new party I've ever had wedding.
That's like a rave birthday. Ye No, Bobby Bone, Bobby Own.
I really enjoy the Fighter and I have for a
long time. It makes me dance a little bit. And
(04:14):
I've never been one to hate a parody, actually enjoy them.
We do them ourselves sometimes. But Eddie's kids have started
doing parodies. Oh awesome, Yeah, this is on their own.
I mean, I'm not. This isn't my proudest dad moment
or anything. But they're in this phase of their life
where everything's got to be about poop and potty and butts,
and they're not. They're nine and three, and I know,
(04:34):
but all they joke about, like, really, what are the
lunchbox joke about the same kind of humor exactly what
cho Okay, So here's Eddie's nine year old and three
year old doing the fighter but to their own words.
And they're just singing in the car, right, that's what
they do. What I will let you far far from
(05:00):
are fine? Wouldn't then you burned? And they following let
you see, oh my goodness version. Yeah, you weren't happy
with Keith Urban's version, so you gotta change it and
make it your own. Yes, you guys are gross. Listen again.
(05:24):
Everybody in the room smiled. Yeah, it's cute. They're crazy
from the top. Fine, I will let you far far
letty fine? And if I will more fine, wouldn't then
you burned? And they following have potential. Yeah, they're writers
(05:54):
for the man. That's a jam kind of we need
to remix bold. Here's your story. Firefighters had to use
a heavy duty cutting tool to free three children who
accidentally locked themselves inside a gun safe. The kids were
three and four years old. They were okay, but they
were young kids. It was a gun safe. Yeah, it's
(06:17):
a safe though, like a gun safe is safe. Just
just built the whole guns inside of it, Like there
weren't guns in there. It was just delivered to the
house and it was in the garage, and so they
hadn't come up with a code yet, and the instructions
were inside and the kids got in, they crawled in,
locked it the fire chief and all the guys showed
(06:39):
up and they had like and you imagine you're having
to cut into our kids on scar It was like,
whatever happened here with people and their kids? Melissa and Nashville,
you're on. Yes. A couple months ago, I was heading
out to the garage and my two year old locked
me out into the garage and I couldn't get in
the house, and too so I couldn't explain them how
to open and unlocked the door, and for a little
(07:03):
bit I couldn't get out of the garage. But finally
I did. I was able to get outside, and I
was in the underwear and thankfully, um, we have a
spared Keith. I was able to get inside the house.
But for a little bit I was panics that I
was stuck in the garage. That's funny, yeah, and your
underwear that funny. I feel like my skar getting locked
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out like butt naked walking out the door, shots behind you,
like n at someone's door. Like, excuse me, can I
borrow a towel? Hey, Jillian in Virginia. Hi. Um So,
when I was little, we used to watch my mom
used to watch our neighbor and we were playing in
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front of her house for some reason, and we started
locking or locking ourselves in between her front door and
the glass door. Um and it was funny and everything.
We're facing outwards, but then I decided to face inwards
towards the front door. She locked it, closed me in
and and I couldn't reach my hand up to get out.
Uh so I had to. I can't even remember how
(08:06):
long I was there, but my dad has actually come
with a crowbar and opened the door and get me
out in front of like the entire neighborhood kids. Huh,
I got no do the darnest things kids, Your kids
did anything like this, They've they've locked us out of
a room, and like that's the hardest one. She said.
(08:26):
Then the last lady said that, you know it's a
two year old, and you know how explained to him.
That's scary because you're like, they're never gonna open this door.
Ashlyn and Mississippi, Yes, how are you really good? Thanks
for calling? What's going on. Um, I was just in calling, hey,
what a son when he was almost two years old
box himself from saying converbible with the keys inside of
(08:47):
the car and the un loot button. He kept hitting
it and then apparently it had a short in it.
So I had to get my husband to come from
work and get him. Um, and he was in carl
like and it. I was freaking out. I didn't know
if I need to call the police. And finally my
son was able to hand the key through at the
hard top of the ball between the window and get out.
(09:11):
And so he's two. Yes, she was too, will you
draw them? All? With his kids off at the bus stop,
and so we were running back down the driveway in
my car, so he was just sitting in the front seat.
So I got out, walked around to get him, and
apparently he locked for Amy's friend locked her kids in
the car and sitting at bust the window. Right. Yeah.
(09:32):
Oh and my sister my nephew got locked in the
car too, but she was able to um instruct him
to unlock it, but barely because he was like three
or four. And then yeah, friend sided to bust the window.
It happens, that's a big decision. You, Hey, get ready?
(09:52):
Are you ready for this? Bump bump, bump, bump bump,
pup ready, I got a good time coming good. Are
you ready for this? I didn't know what you were
doing and now I get it. Oh boy, we shouldn't
do it together. A fifth grade class who had been
(10:14):
talking over FaceTime with the U. S. Army sergeant who
was serving time in Afghanistan because they were like, we
want to get back. He just showed up their classroom.
It was supposed to be their last virtual visit with him,
and they were like, oh, we can't connect him. And
he shows up. That's cool. I get it now, that's cool.
And he brought him candy and he was like, thank
(10:35):
you so much for talking to me while I was overseas.
Let me ask you this question. Were you ready for that? Okay,
you're missing a beat, I know, missing lots of beats. Yeah. Amy.
So two women that were pin pals for seventy one
years finally met face to face. They started writing each
other in nineteen six. What wow. Yeah. Then they got
(10:58):
to meet over skype. Then one of them hopped on
an airplane never had flown before and got to meet
her Pinpal in person. That was a real person catfish.
I have the exact quote here Geriatric coming next week
on MT. NO. It was real. That would have been
(11:18):
some crazy catfish and that started hardcore, the most hardcore
catfishing story of all time. It's like seventy one years
old person catfish. She described it as a marvelous adventure.
You know when Ray's laughing at something that's funny, because
our producer stands behind me. It never laughs at a thing. Never.
He's like the guy that stands out in front of
the palace. Yeah, you can't make him laughing. They don't
(11:42):
even blink, did they, Which I thought blinking was involuntary,
But they don't. They have to blink. No, they don't.
I don't think they have to blink. No, they're just
thirty seven year old woman in California. She was thirty
eight weeks pregnant. She started having chess pains, goes to
(12:03):
the doctor and finds out she has a life threatening
heart condition. If she would have gone into labor, it
would have killed her. So they were able to do
a c section, six pound baby, healthy mom, healthy well.
Chess pains saved her life. Dang, how about that? There
you go talking too. If your man's high main that's
(12:23):
or not and what it is about them? Hey, Kristin
and Columbia, how are you? I'd how are you? I'm
really good? Thank you for calling. What do you have
for us? All right? So my husband is extremely particular
when it comes to his laundry in multiple passage. Uh gosh,
I hope he's listening right now. Do you want us
to call him? Oh? Yes, okay, hold on, I'll put
(12:47):
you on hold and then we'll arrange this. Hold on
a minute. Okay, Hey, christ is on line one? Do
you hear me? Crista on line one? Her husband needs
to hear what she's about to say, so she'll give
you his number. We'll get them both on the phone.
We can commerce calls, right yeah, I think so we
have that. I'm telling you we don't have that technology.
(13:10):
We have the oldest, worst equipment. Our phone, not just
our board. Our phone is probably from when this song
came out. I haven't eat one of those at a
long time, like you sn't rang. I don't know that
I would know what to do. It's a handheld, yeah,
with the chord, With the cord, the whole thing is weird. Yeah,
(13:30):
they show. Okay, So I want to go line one
and Ben is on Live one. Hey Ben, it's Bobby Bones.
Do you mind if I put you on the radio
for one second? It's nothing bad, okay. So Ben, your
wife Kristen has called into our show. And I don't know,
I don't know if you're a listener at all, but
she's a listener of the morning show. And do you
listen to all? Ben? Thank you very much. I appreciate that.
(13:54):
Um okay. So what I'm gonna try to do is
see if there's a way to three way then Kristen, Ben, Kristen,
can you hear been talking? I can? Okay. Now we're
talking about high maintenance men, and so Ben, she called
(14:15):
into the show and was talking like she was like,
I sure want him to hear this. So we got
you on the phone. And so now Kristen, the stage
is yours. How is he high maintenance? He is high
maintenance regarding his laundry, high love. She will throw the
biggest tantrum over the way his clothing is folded. And
(14:37):
I just naturally fold closed a certain direction. I don't
I don't know why. It seems to be difficult like
right and with your left hand if you're right handed.
But it's hard for me to pull it in a
different direction. He wants his shirt folded through the pocket
or where there would be the label, symbol or logo
is up and showing. You know, if he has multiple
(14:57):
shirts in the same color, he can tell which it
is based on the pocket. Dang, Beyonce, Ben, what's the problem? Right? No? No, no, listen,
logical logical here, Bobby. Think in the morning, you're getting dressed,
all your clothes are stacked up in your drawer. You
look at your shirts. You want to know what you're
putting on before you put it on, right before you
go unfolding everything? I get it. No, no, no, Hey, Ben,
(15:19):
you do your own laundry. You don't like you do
refold everything? Okay, who's doing most of laundry here, Kristen,
you're been I do most of the laundry. He works
a lot, and so I don't put laundry away. That's
on him. He's very particular by the way he wants
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to put away. And what's up with this laundry fit?
Like this, this whole thing, man, it's a raised away, right,
don't you don't have wristed in your fant. You know
what you're putting on, and you look good. So did
your mom or grandma, your dad, who ever raised you,
did they fold your andre like that? And that's why
you like it now. They folded it like that in
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four TOAs probably eight, I don't know, can eleven? And
then I got told how to do it, and I
did it that way for my whole lot, all right? Well,
and because be there like one of my first memories
when we started dating or getting more serious, and and yeah,
I was sleeping over at his house or what not,
in his clothes there and I would fold them, was
him telling me? Who told his stocks? Ben? How do
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you like your fox folder? Yeah? They just rolled together.
I don't think I don't even care now about my socks.
I'd probably cared at one point, but not done that.
He's a chill Kristin. How did he used to like
his socks? Kristin, how do you used to like a sox?
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Okay to my lord center? And then you have to
take the top of one stock and roll it come
completely over the other so that they all line up
exactly the same size when they're folded. Ben, you're o
c D right, I mean little bit. I recognize that
because I'm the same way with a lot of things,
(17:11):
not clothes, but the lining up and the numbers and
the colors. I do that, and I think Ben has
a problem. And it's the only woman has lasted is
this laundry folding? And I'm a good housekeeper, and I do.
I mean, I'm not saying I hand him is closed
a mess, but I care how the sox get folded.
Now I've been Ben, does she have anything that she's
(17:38):
high maintenance about? You need to get off your test?
Oh my gosh, that's about her bathroom sinks. What he
means by that that it might it might be an
every single thing that I need to use on a
daily basis is actually not put away anymore. It's blinding missing.
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I want to be access counter when man love guys
that wants to put that some away. Man. All right, Ben,
have a great morning. Thank you for letting us talk
to you. Kristen, have a great morning. Thank you for
calling to this joff Man. You guys are all bye, guys.
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Can we call him back tomorrow? That's funny, man, We
didn't get to the same because we didn't need to
down head. Sorry today, this story comes to us from
South Dakota. This is a double bone head for Mr
Donald Watson. He's in his apartment playing with a gun
and boom shoots himself right in the groin. He's recovered,
(18:43):
has surgery. Now. He sent us to five years in
prison because he's a convicted felon that wasn't supposed to
have a gun. Dank, So I got groin shot and
anyone double bad lunch box at your bone heads to
were the never gonna get it about? People have one
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of these in their homes still still. Let me go
to Hardy and Georgia. Hardy, what's going on? You tell me, buddy,
what do you think it a happy people have one
of these in their home. Pat, I'm going correct on
that one. Amy, I'm coming to you. They have a
landline phone that's a quality. Yes, no lunch box, I
(19:28):
have answering machine. Dann. You guys are going on said
the words? Still yeah, you said, still have it. Katie,
you're on the air in Nashville. How are you great?
How are you good? Are you thinking about this? I
think it's it's probably a microwave, not a microwave anyway,
more than half. I was eating up plastic popsicle microwave.
(19:51):
What what what? Why would you eat up a microwave?
I mean a popsicle because it's too cold. That's not
that doesn't even make sense that you do that. That's
too because then I had it was perfect and you
and it was in a plastic container. Yeah, there's so
many things wrong with this tasted so good. Like I
like that plastic taste. I love carcinogenics. I love I
like a freezer burned plastic potstickle people. I'm gonna go
(20:15):
a coffee maker. Oh, hit me, hit me with the
angel and Virginia Beach. We don't have her, Angela, but
yeah she had curig but she's not there. I'm gonna
get angel one more shot. Angela, are you there? Okay?
If it's right, you both get the prize cig. Then
they're doing some business. We get a mystery prize. Oh
(20:36):
it's better than that, all right, I'm we got a
lot of calls from Virginia Beach and sorry she couldn't
come on. Nobody got it. I'll take one more call. Hello,
Brittany and Austin. Hey, how are y'all good? What you
got here. Um, what about like a wax warmer, candle warmer.
Not half of people. Let me give you us some
(20:57):
more shot. Y gonna wrap up this, never gonna get
it here. But half people say they have one of
these in their house. You're on the air, Kelly and Richmond, Virginia. Hello, Hello,
what you thinking about this? I think it is a
gun or a weapon of some sort. That's not right.
But I wonder in this room. I have guns, yes, Eddie,
(21:20):
Yes you do, lunchbox just two on my body. Yeah,
that's Sonny Biber sit here. Yeah, that's more than I think.
We though, are probably more than normal like city big
city folk. Yeah, but I also have an African spear okay,
okays and ninja turtles. Yes, swords. Well, I'm just saying
(21:41):
that's my weapon of choice. If you intrude on me,
okay that I'm going to beat you up my fist
in If you call the African spear, I'm just gonna
move my head, dodge it, and then beat you up. Well,
I'll take the spear, and then my husband's gonna go.
Oh we didn't mention he was there. He doesn't need
a gun, Oh, yes he does. He doesn't need to speak.
I'd be like, all right, have people Amy to g Yeah,
I do a boom box. Now the answer is a
(22:02):
VHS tape. People still have a VCR tape? Yeah I have.
I don't have a VCR, but I have the tape
you do, That's all they're saying. A pretty woman, dirty dancing,
you have still magnolias. Now, Amy ran into a celebrity
at the grocery store. The earth is round. I can't
(22:27):
help that. I'm my dog poops. All things that happen.
And that grocery store you go to, like, I don't
know how that's on a tourist attraction because all the
stars are there. Yeah, turn a trunk. Yeah, and in
both locations. I mean, you can run into any given
old celebrity. In the past, you run into who there,
Rachel Bielson most recently, Brett eldredge Um Brothers, Osborne both
(22:54):
uh well, and then in this one that I ran
into yesterday, I've run into before as well. Have you
seen Dirk's here too? Have you No? He was at
Whole Foods Differ Dang Julie. Yeah, take a shot at this.
What celebrity to Amy see at the grocery store. I
think she saw her Man Dirk. No, but I have
seen him before, and I saw Steven Tyler the whole
(23:17):
foods now that we bring up. If you bring up
a different grocery store, give you in to celebrity. But
that's just how nationale is. How come you don't react
and people say her Man Dirk spent lay, Yes, you
know well, I am sitting here in the chair with
his face of no. Is it dirks? No, not Dirks.
You're on the air, Tom and d C. What's happened
(23:38):
to Tom? Hey, good morning, Bobby. Can you guess the person?
Good morning to you? To the Amy Salt the grocery store?
One final game here go ahead. I think it was
carry Underwood. And I think the celebrities seek out Amy
because she's so sweet. Oh yes, interesting, I ran into
(24:00):
Get More, Get More. You've seen the same grocery store,
same experienced, leeveless cut off shirt, healthy food and basket.
I talked to him last time of the phone and
he didn't mention he saw you. He didn't so nice.
It was lots of healthy, lean meats and greens. Why
do you look at his basket? Soccer with their basket?
(24:23):
So we can see it. No, No, I don't look
at people's food. Yeah, he talked about the weather. He
know you talked to him. Yes, he we hugged you talk.
She's super nice. But you know when you start talking
about the weather, it's time to just be like, help
you up a good day. You're done that weather talk.
It's not for me. You don't like listen. I don't
(24:43):
like small talk period. And sometimes people will go that's
kind of rude because I don't go into the room
and just talk. I had nothing to say, and so
I have nothing to say. I don't have anything to
say about nothing. Things like if it's if there's a
blizzard or if there's a huge rain store, I'm like, hey,
heads up, I'll talk about it. Otherwise I have to
say nothing that's going to change in your life. Because
you own a jeep. Now you're gonna want to know
(25:04):
if it's raining outside or not. I have a have
an app on my phone. No, it's radar. We need
to talk. Here's anything that happens to me all the time.
They see me come and they hate in. Theyre trying
to catch me. Rat in GB, catch me write in G.
Theyre trying to get you me rat in gb trying
to get me right in GPHO. Walmart had to refund
(25:27):
somebody who bought an iPad. But when they got home
and they opened the box, the box is full of flower. Wow.
You know people still stopping to replace the boxes. That's great. Yeah,
Walmart refund of the money. She said, she bought an
iPad and then when she got in there is full
of flower. Can you imagine get home being so excited,
because I know what it's like. You know, you open
(25:47):
that box like, oh my innocence time, you're like and
then you probably go they're not gonna believe me. Yeah,
there's no way, Like do you go, There's no way
they're gonna believe me. And so she says, it looks
like someone cut in the packaging, and well, right, you
have the four hundred bucks. And they say, if this
happens to you, that's a general let them know immediately
(26:07):
because I don't doubt. Don't think they're going to doubt.
You just go for it, Just go for it. Yeah,
that one person remember not so long ago about that
big old vacuum from Target and they opened it up
and it was like trash and it was all just garbage, garbage, like,
just fill the stuff. So someone's going into the store
and stealing it and then replacing it. Are they taking
it home and bringing it back. I think they're taking
it home filling it up. We're taking into the cart,
(26:29):
filling it up and then taping it back up and returning. Alright,
So you steal it at the store? I went because
I would think when you bring it back of it? Yeah.
When I worked at the store, you would always look
in the box when someone returns something. How do you
walk out with a vacuum? How do you steal anything?
People are good, People are Okay. There was a baby
that weighs sixty two pounds, right, it's ten months old.
Sixty pound babies, it's right, And they can't stop the
(26:52):
baby from getting better, and so doctors like they don't
know why it continues to put on weight. Hast exposed
to mold toxins. I'm serious. It's the thing. I watched
a documentary at birth. He weighed seven point seven pounds
at two months of age. You wih twenty two pounds?
(27:13):
Is it? Because I don't know much about it. It's
a huge joke. My son's seven. He doesn't even weigh
that pounds. I hope he doesn't for sure. Then over
the next eight months he gained a staggering thirty nine pounds.
So at ten months all the way sixty two pounds.
I wonder what that is. That is crazy. They're trading
him for like some sort of childhood diabetes. Now, but
(27:37):
I don't know, like when the baby's how big were
your babies, daddy when born? At one was seven five
or something and the other one was almost eight. So
they were around their high sevens. And normal is that? Yeah?
Pretty normal? Do you see the guy he went into
a liquor store and he was like, give all your money,
and they took and the person working the counter took
a bottle of Bailey's and busted it over their head.
(28:00):
Oh man, Yeah, I was at the register here and
I was counting it down and a guy walked in.
He had on hat and sunglasses, and he said, give
me the money. I didn't think much of it, and
we kept I kept counting the money down, and um
he came closer, and he came at the register and
he was like, no, give it to me. He was
pulling on the register that way, and she was pulling
(28:20):
on it this way, and I just grabbed a bottle
of Bailey's Pumpkin Spies and um, I looked at Sarah
and she just said hit him, so I hate him
over the head with it, and um, he just stopped
and he backed up and he turned around and walked
out the door. Oh. I wouldn't be afraid to hit
him again, though. Is it rude to makeup? And Paula
just hearing your thoughts, No, it's not rude. What if you?
(28:43):
I mean, I don't think it's rude if you're not
bothering anybody else. I feel personally a little uncomfortable when
I have to do it, but I've definitely had to
if I need to kind of do some stuff, and
I do feel awkward, but I don't think it's rude.
Why not go to the bathroom? Maybe you can't get
to one, okay, and you have a will compact mirror white.
I mean, the reason I'm bringing up I saw it
as a new story this morning oa that people are debating,
(29:05):
they're yelling at each other. This is not a yell topic.
There's other things to get passionate about yelled topics, and
then there are some you just talk about so I
think if you have to pull out your mirror, you
go to the bathroom. Okay, if you can do it,
no problem, it's not a big deal. Yeah, if you
don't do it at dinner. I think there are places
that you do and don't do it, Like would you shave?
(29:25):
Would you pull out a razors and shave your legs
at dinner? No? But that's different than putting on make it, Yes,
it is. You're like removing hair from your mondy. I
wouldn't be sitting at the dinner table and pull out
a brush or comb and fix my doing. Now we're
eating dinner. We said we were in public dinner and
no driving and doing it because that's dangerous, I know.
But what about it a red light? Okay, so here
(29:46):
we go, Tisha, thank you for calling what you think.
I think that it's just rude driving down the road
that irritates me more than anything because it's unsafe. It's
unsafe and they're not paying attention at all. They're cubies
looking in the review there or so um marors and
(30:07):
not paying attention. Do you makeup? Appreciate you? Thank you
appreciate that's go to Kayla and North Carolina Kayla, Yes,
how Bobby, give me something? I agree with. The last
lady driving down the road drives me nuts. I get
running late. I'm a new mom, but like when you
(30:28):
get to work, just go in the bathroom and throw
mass hair on. You don't need to do your full
face makeup in the car. I hear some passion in
that voice. I am, well, it's dangerous and being a
new mom, Like, I'm super concerned about my son because
nobody pays attention to driving anymore. If it's not texting,
it's reading, it's makeup. It's just there's too many distractions.
(30:49):
I appreciate you and I think pretty much we're all
on the same thing. We're normal. They were screaming here
on the news. Yeah, like it was some sort of
crisis in the Middle East. And makeup bill and dating date, Ohio,
represent what's happen? You're doing good on the phone? You Hey,
(31:11):
I'm gonna come to I'm gonna come to Daton sometime
this year. If I come, we come, I will so
rock your show with you. Guys man, instantly, I love that, right,
Tell me what you think about this? You're you're a dude.
I honestly think if you're driving down the road or
even sitting at a read like, you should not do
it when you could get related to You might have
to slam on the brakes and you will lose your
eyeball and shoving it right. Yeah, yea lord. It definitely
(31:41):
went from just doing it in public to chewing it
while driving. No, it went to what are the rules?
And we found a rule one don't do it while driving,
to don't do it at the dinner table? Got it?
Other than that, I'm cool do wherever you want. If
you have to pull out a mirror, you should probably
go to the bathroom. Question just for guys to if
you got to do something and you need to mirror
the bathroom, Okay, what about? Can I put on lip
(32:02):
gloss at the dinner table when I'm done eating? No mirror?
It depends on how much the milk costs. Fancy meal? No? Okay? Tapas? Yes?
Everybody Transmit America show over to Amy Now with the
(32:29):
Morning Corny. The Morning Corny. Why was the baby ant
so confused? Why was the baby ant so confused? Because
we're ants? Get it? Oh? No, we get it. Yeah,
(32:53):
that was the Morning Corny. My neighbor plays old music
at night, but his night is my night are different.
I get that I go to bed at eight. He
plays music, and I live in a house that's at
the base and I can hear it through my house
walls until like nine sometimes, and I understand that probably
(33:15):
nine like to cut off, so I don't get upset. Now.
I go out in the morning and take my dog out,
use the bathroom to get up. At three sometimes he
came a dog out, like three fifteen, three twenty, and
I'm like, hey, you know, whistle. And then I'm wondering, like,
I wonder if he hears me. Should I even be
concerned about that? That's that's my lifestyle. You're good. I
feel like we're even too. I'm like, so that's what
(33:39):
happens in the morning. That's kind of like my neighbor nuisance.
You know, there was a whole yard mowing thing, but
mine's human. Like Amy has a woodpecker that she cannot
control outside of her house. Yeah, woodpecker constantly pecking pick
pick pick pick pick pick pick pick quick pick peck,
pick peck. And I don't know what to do about
the woodpecker. So I started googling how to get rid
of a woodpecker, and says that you can give him
(34:00):
a good scare, like if you go outside and start
just like yelling, they make up make a bunch of
noise recorded if you do this, if you go yell
at the woodpecker, please record it. But what what kind
of noises the nuisance to a woodpecker? Get out of here,
go fire the road, don't come back. I don't know.
It's crazy or you're supposed to call a professional. You
(34:21):
don't get out a bb gun or anything. They said,
don't endanger the woodpecker. We call a professional pest control
and see if they specialize in removing woodpeckers. Is it
that annoying? That annoying? It's pretty annoying. I have audio
of the woodpecker outs at Amy's house. Here you go
what it sounds like. Basically, it's annoying. It's annoying. Yeah,
(34:51):
kind of cure with awesome. I don't need any kids
know what woodpecker is now. We didn't bring him back.
He is chilling in my house right now. If you'll
want to come see it. Yeah, the Bobby Bones showing
phones Monday Morning Confessions. If you have something you want
to add to the show you want to confess and
clear it. Let's get it out there. Let's go to
Veronica in Austin Veronica, Monday morning. Confession. Yours is a
(35:12):
wife confession. What do you have? Alright? My heads? And
are accepting my first baby any day now? And um,
we were given some clothes and and his box of
clothing was just one little outfit cheeta print, was pink,
two chili bows and all kinds of stuff. Wait chill
with the top for me. One of the most happiest
(35:32):
things I've ever seen. And my husband loved it too,
just suit and odd. And it may or may not
have fallen in the box of stuff I donated, and
he keeps looking for it, and I just keep saying,
I don't know where it to. His favorite baby outfit
you gave away, And now you're saying you don't know
(35:52):
where it is. I did call the place and see
if they still had it, and they said no, they
already donated it to the churches. You can't take you
back from the church. I know I can try to
recoup it. I even went on Amazon and online looking
for it to try to buy it, to say, oh look, honey,
I found it. Nobody else wants it so well. Thank
(36:17):
you for the car. I appreciate that. Stephanie and Tennessee,
thank you for calling Monday Morning Confessions. Yes, Um, when
I went through my divorce was my ex husband, I
took a kids toothbrush and cleaning my feet and the
toilet was No, you gotta be kidding me. You have
to what She loves it too. She loves it. Have
(36:43):
you ever told any about of the story? Um one
person um with my sisters. She kind of helped me
and put me out. You know. It's like, you know,
because he was a bad journalsoe he hid it germs. Yeah,
but he didn't know, right, You never told him he
did this like diseesus. Hey, it's it's your act. You
(37:06):
don't care to you so better alright, Okay, renched it
out and put it back in there. It never happened
a little worries. You know. I love it and on
that one I think we'll piece out. Thank you for
(37:27):
showing you and then you take a nice stomach. Our
listeners are so funny. They just sent me this. Yeah,
this is from the Today Show. It's the party. It's
slated to start at six thirty pm. What time do
you vibe. Is it a It doesn't need to start
time fifteen minutes late or see thirty minutes late. Okay, okay,
(37:48):
so here we go. First of all, they didn't give
the real option early, which is my favorite option. But
if the party starts at six thirty, do you either
at six thirty, fifteen minutes late or thirty minutes late?
Well be your answer. I haven't heard the all clip.
If you've been invited to a party, you get there
fifteen minutes late. Okay, that's easy. Fifteen minutes late. You
don't want to be the first one there, but you
don't want to be the last one to arrive either. Okay.
(38:12):
I think the question is already wrong because I already
gether six o'clock. Yes, if it's our six thirty, Bobby
will be there at six, then you need to help anything.
I would have been there at seven. Uh so thirty
minutes late for sure? Oh it starts at six thirty.
I get there at seven thirty minutes late. Okay, later
(38:35):
a dinner party, and it's six thirty even a little
bit early. I was rushing around doing last minute things
and never want to ride right on time. Okay, then
set the time back, thirty minutes, fifteen minutes. It's the
time that you say it's a time that people should
get there, and they're really good people in your life.
We get there early. What time you get to Amy's party? Well,
it's in the party was happens roughly started? I hated them. Yeah,
(38:57):
we get there at seven thirties and he's out there
and just drink energy drinks. Zack was or got there
to lend a hand. If you would have asked me
to lend a hand, you'd have had two helping ones.
But you didn't. No. I just just rushing around and
then we never even ate till nine you get there.
I wasn't invited. It's fun. I finally got invited my
(39:19):
first Aimy party, finally invited. It lived up in the
high really. Yeah, when the pony came out, I was like,
I never trust a man who carry you're on I
carry hi, good morning, good morning. Never trust a man
who blank has two first names. All right, there must
(39:41):
be some negative experience with this. No. No, A friend
told me that like, um, say like kin Scott that
name specifically, No, no, no, no, hypothetically, let's just say
a go ahead. That's just an example. Okay, so I
never trust a man with two first names. Okay, okay, okay,
let's go to car in Springfield. Hey, Chrison, Hey, well
(40:02):
you think. Never trust a man who blank. Never trust
a man who won't tell his friends or family about
you if you're dating. Yeah, because he's probably dating somebody
else to exactly. Yeah, you know, we had this issue
with Morgan number two, who does our digital work our
which to a web girl and her boyfriend won't put
pictures of her on his social media. We think it's
(40:24):
a little fishy, but what do we know. We're not professional?
Figure like, Never trust a man who doesn't post you
on social refused not to comment. Brittany and Connecticut. Never
trust a man who blank, who does not take care
of his children. Solid That would be a book. Yeah, yeah,
(40:44):
Candice in Nashville. Never trust a man who chooses you
all the time. That's right, and you know why to
something that's right. When someone's accusing you of constantly cheating
or constantly lying, that means they're doing it right, Cannis
like boys or girl? Yeah, can I get an kids
that's not talking about That's absolutely true. If someone's all
(41:07):
accusational and you're like, why are you like this all
the time? It's because they're doing it, Thank you very much.
Let's do one more for on the lateist side of things,
Noel in Springfield. Never trust a man who he doesn't
take care of his mother. That's one for you. Yes, yeah,
definitely one for me. You gotta love your mama and
take care of your mama because that's how the love
(41:29):
and take care of you. That's right. And daughters. That
a good one, Thank you very much, all right, fellas.
You Never trust a woman who likes fox ask how
much money you make on the first date. Boom, she's
going after that wallet. That's all she cares. Never trust
(41:49):
a woman who breaks into your household steals all your
stuff on the first day. Okay, fair enough. I've never
had to happen to me. No friends ever. Is anyone
any guy here ever had a girl asked how much
to make? Yes? No, you haven't. Okay, you're lying. Never
trust a woman who doesn't like good music, but that's
(42:10):
you know, that's right. I don't know if she doesn't
like the music I like. Come here, I know when
you could say, for you, Bobby, wait, why are you
how come the women all the women they call had
great except for the two first name ones. They were
like great and they made sense. I was logic behind them. Guys,
what's this idiot? She don't like my favorite music? She
(42:31):
probably dumb. Wait, never trust a woman who gossips about
other people a lot, because she's also gos thinking about
you tell the people because it's it's someone's telling you
everybody else's secrets. Period. They're also telling your secrets to
other people. So even in business, I was doing a
deal a couple weeks ago, and a couple of services
(42:52):
will say we're bidding on me, you know, like, hey,
what'd you come? Work here? Work here? And so that,
and one of the us like, don't tell me what
they're doing. But because that means you're telling them what
I'm doing, And I was like, that's a real honest approach,
Like I I appreciate that. But it's the same way
with people. If they're telling you someone else's secrets, are
telling your secrets to someone else. So that was it
would either you're gonna say never trust a woman who
(43:13):
doesn't like my dog, No, I just won't know I
trust him. I just won't date them. So what happens
before the show is Amy and I sit in my
office and we record all these stations long ers and
we'll do commercials and pretty much just boom boom boom.
And sometimes Emmy gets a little cranky. Okay, are you okay?
(43:35):
Are you get cranky? Well? I just have audio here? Great,
I haven't. I haven't heard that's happening. What your audio
of you just getting a little bit cranky? This is
Amy doing a commercial. No, no, no no, you're commercial like
a station event. And she messes up and I was like, no,
it's this. It's like, okay, I just remember experiencing it.
I haven't heard about here. We got three to one.
(43:57):
Admission is free, plus there's gonna be is over thirty
minutest sounds like you're reading it, plus prizes over thirty minutes,
including your showy minutes. Doesn't say every I know, I
can tell just if I know what I should say.
Hey it's Sammy from the Bobby Bones. Wow doesn't it
(44:17):
was a type boh? It said ever, Wow, you guys
have a lot of fun in there. Yeah. Sometimes she
has short feeves with me. Sometimes me, man, I really
wish I could collect some audio of you. Oh, do
you next time? I will my sneaky recorder. Um, well
(44:39):
there's that. I just wanted to play that. And the
only audio here is you being grouchy. I know I
was well, Bobby was already Bobby told me to quit
talking to him. What happened? I got work to do,
trying to fun. I was talking about fun stuff. I
have stackes stacks on stack. It was like seen hours
(45:00):
of such read and then he just goes we're talking, though,
Amy starts talking about some assinine thing I don't even know.
She's like, what are you seeing? The new knees on
Jonathan Taylor Thomas's girlfriend. And I'm like, what are you
talking about? Stop talking? And then I go back to
recording commercials. Yeah, and then I'm like, fine, I guess
so quit talking. I mean I literally, he just like
(45:22):
made me quit talking about life. No, not life. She read,
this is your Oh I don't have audio of yours,
and you just said what I was saying was asinine.
Says that word. You all need to go on a
co host retreat, so we need the opposite. We go
onto de treat host Counseling. Admission is free, plus there's
(45:44):
gonna be prizes. Over thirty minutes. Start over sounds like
you're reading it. She's already upset, though it did sound
like I was reading it, so I was glad you
have me start over. Less prizes over thirty minutes, including
your show every minutes doesn't say every I can tell
I just if I know what it ships, say, Hey,
it's Sammy from the Yeah, because we don't have time
(46:06):
to waste. If I were to like go off on it,
Bobby be like, no'm talking. Don't talk about the stupid stuff.
It's at your ain. Let's goes out and he takes
a microphone and he starts talking to people in the
bathroom and they don't know who you' recording him? Have
(46:27):
that and he's like, hey, he starts bringing stuff up.
For example, there's a guy imagine you just sitting on
a toilet, right, and so they starts talking to you.
And Let's starts talking to this random dude about how
his girlfriend's pregnant. He just found out what I just
found out My girlfriend's pregnant, and I don't know how
(46:48):
to tell my wife. I'm freaking out. Yeah yeah, So
how do you think our approach tough question? He said, yeah, yeah, yeah,
tough question. I think she's gonna be mad at me? Yeah, yeah,
(47:11):
yeah yeah. Hey, oh this guy you're trying to do
his business and bring up life problems. What do you say?
He said? I said, she's gonna be mad at He
goes she and he goes what it depends on the person,
kind of the type of person she is? What kind
of person wouldn't it be? Yeah? All right, man, I
(47:34):
would go when I'm sorry, right, okay, what is it?
Pieces up? So awkward? Show? Let's watch goes into the
bathrooms randol and he goes tout to people and he's like, hey,
and he talked to this one guy by gambling. This
(47:56):
guy has no idea. He's like, hey, man, I lost
two thousand dollars gambling. Here say lunch walking stall to
what I would stall one? My parents gave me two
thou dollars to get my girlfriend and engagement ringing. I
was in Vegas this weekend and I thought, oh, just
be smart, double up, put it on red, and I'll
be able to get a bigger ring. And I lost
(48:18):
the two thousand, and I don't know what to tell
my parents. What would you do if you buy this
stone loose it's cheaper dropping bathroom dollars here as did that? Yeah, yeah,
(48:41):
I thought it. Do you know what it means by
loose just the diamond? Oh? Really? Yeah, this guy's like
a jeweler. Look, first of all, you buy it, then
you mount it in the setting is here? All right? Man,
I'll prep there you go. Good advice from the bathroom stall. Yeah,
(49:07):
it's like that Fox News segment where they go up
to the guy and it's like, hey, how do you
feel about the hurricane? Well, Meridian seven says that it's
not approaching. It's like the smartest man ever on the
Dude Pile of Stories. So the next time you're staying
at a hotel, you guys, don't use the ice bucket.
(49:28):
Don't worry. I don't. I don't because I take like
smoothies and stuff with me on the road and I
get the ice bucket and I go fill it up
and then I stick my smoothies down in there, like
if my hotel doesn't have a fridge and it keeps
it cold overnight. I mean, I get, I'm not drinking
out of it. But the things I'm reading about hotel
ice buckets, No, no, no, there are three things you
don't want to touch in a hotel, but the remote, well,
(49:51):
the ice bucket, and you don't want to touch the
lights either because if everybody's hands as when they don't
clean the reason you don't touch the ice bucket and
the only thing you can do that let's put a
bag inside of it and then get ice. Just never
put ice something actualise bucket. That's disgusting. They don't clean it.
I've heard stories of like the coffee coffee makers don't sing. Everything.
(50:12):
Everything gross everything you look at right, look at me,
I'm gross. Your gross, and I'm the cleans one in here.
You are gross. Yeah, so the icebuget is probably the germy?
Is that in the remote? Oh? I mean I don't
even want to tell you if some people will use
it for but they've been tested and there's germ scolore,
So yeah, stay away from that. Some people, I guess
just seeing sometimes think it's trash can. Yeah, no, I
can absolutely see that. Disgusting trash cans right here on
(50:36):
top of the counter. How nice is them to put
a trash can with the lid. So if you want
to be seen as a winner, you gotta dress well
and smile always dressed for the position you want, not
the position you have. Well, the sharper you look, the
more trustworthy you seem. And research discovered that smiling people
that smile or thoughts also be more trustworthy and just
(50:57):
all around better people that are at their job that
performer and I agree. Do you what you said about
it dressing dress for the job you want, not the
job you have. Did you already have it? It's like
working for the job you are. You already working for
a promotion. Why would you do other things that lead
you to that promotion? For example, me, I'm in sweats.
I want to be a sweater alright, what else? Okay,
(51:20):
I'm just gonna talk for a second of about just
how far we've come with home appliances and technology. Did
you know now or that refrigerators have internal cameras that
show you when you're out of groceries and it'll like
scan it and be like send you like a list through.
That's pretty cool. Did you or just open the fridge
and be like, yes, exactly and look at it. No no,
no no, But what it's saying is no no, no,
(51:42):
no no before you get on there. Okay, Well, good, Oh,
I like you think of automatic. Yeah, I'm okay, just
know that like on Alexa for example, So I'm getting
to that. If I just say I need and it's
like I need pepper Tels, boom it just so he
goes pepper Tels out of the list. It's the same
thing she's good at keeping list your refrigerators looking at
(52:03):
Oh you don't have this, here's a list. It's the
same thing. Well, but here's what I was gonna say
is that these refrigerator camera things can hook up with
your Alexa or your Google Home or whatever, and it'll
add it to the list without you ever even having
to do it. Your ovens can be preheated remotely, like
say you want to bake something, you're at the grocery store,
will preheat your oven and by the time you get
home you can pop that sucker right in. Sounds real safe.
(52:24):
That's not crazy to me. I on my phone my
security system, I can watch my house, I can unlock
my door. I can do that. I can do everything
pre if someone comes. Uh, that's coming handy when I
have like a workers show up at the house and
I just unlock it and lock it when they're on. Yes,
stop acting like something. You guys have this thing where
you pick some technology. Good. Yeah, I mean I still
like the camera in the fridge is a little month. No,
(52:45):
you know what I want to on a camera in
the fridge and I want to arm to shake people's hands.
Shake his hand from me, Will I wanted to like
hand me stuff like it knows what I want and
I get like that. They had that. They had that.
Remember there's a robot connected to the fridge and all
you had to say was bring me a drink and
then the robot cooler on the bottom and it rolls
to you something that money. Give Amy a hug for
(53:08):
me down. Yes, I like to responding my text just
from Amy. Yes that was Amy's pile of stories. Okay,
we are going home, But thank you for listening. You
can catch up on everything. Just search Bobby Bones Show
on demand on heart Radio. Search Bobby Bonch you on iTunes.
(53:31):
You can listen to the whole thing. Listen to the
Bobby cast I Show I Do from my house. Just
search that too. All that. Thanks for being here. We
would not be able to pay our mortgages or eat
our meals with that. You're listening, right, Amy, that's right.
We appreciate you, Thank you. We'll see soon.
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