(Thurs Full Show) Lunchbox Blasts Someone On The Show After No One Comes Forward + Morgan Reveals Lunchbox Made His Wife Deal With Selling The Pallet + A Lot Is On The Line For This Particular Never Gonna Get It!

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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This guy.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
All right, big show today, Mornings to do Morning. We're
gonna try to give away a trip on our first segment,
which is pretty cool. We don't ever do it, but
we're gonna play. Never gonna get it. Some one may
never get it, so we gotta start early. But we're
gonna give away a trip hopefully to our iHeart Country
Festival in Austin, Texas. Everybody good, by the way, Yeah,
good Today, a big show. We're gonna get away this
trip in like a minute hopefully also later on this

(00:31):
morning it's Blast day where Lunchbox puts somebody on blast. Oh, yeah,
there it is. The clock's been running, clock's been running. Okay,
let's go now and let's do this. Probably we got
a big prize we could possibly give away right now,
and we have Heather on the phone. Head there, Good morning,
Good morning, Morning, studio morning. Here's what we're gonna do.
If she wins, she will win round trip airfare to Austin, Texas,

(00:55):
hotel in Austin, tickets to our iHeart Country Festival. All
that just by winning this game. Come on, round trip hotel,
tickets to the show. It's gonna be an awesome show.
Lady a al Dean McBride, Brothers Osborne. I'm hosting it.
Who cares about that? Let's just play the game. This
is Heather from North Dakota. Heather is North Dakota. Like

(01:18):
warm now still cold? What what's the deal? It can't
decide what to do. Today it's raining and snowing. But
later this week it'll be like sixty, So that's warm
for us. I felt that. Now are you nervous because
this is quite the prize.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
Yeah, yeah, I'm very nervous.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
So we're gonna play. Never gonna get it.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
No, you're not gonna get it.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
You never get it. No, you're not gonna get this.
So I'm gonna ask the question. It's a hard question.
All four of you guys come up with the answer.
She'll team up with one of you. Okay, okay. The
question is, until nineteen seventy nine, every single one of
these was female, but now it's relatively even split. What

(02:03):
are they? Until nineteen seventy nine, every single one of
these was female, but now it's a relatively even split.
What are the one single one? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (02:20):
Mom, huh.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
Female. I'll read it one more time. Until nineteen seventy nine,
every single one of these was female, but now it's
a relatively even split. What are they? Let me know
when you're in, I'm organism in first, I'm in does
not sound confident. Eddie is now in.

Speaker 3 (02:49):
I am in for the one guys, how.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
We got to be in? Yeah, the game's like we
have to do it. Every single one of them was female.
You have five seconds. Okay, okay, So who feels over
fifty percent positive? They may I do? Morgan and Lunchbox
say they do? Ye? Amy, what percent do you feel?

(03:15):
I don't know. After all that, you're you're like, guys,
you're still fifty percent. I will if you If you
lead her wrong, I know he loses a trip.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
So when I'm under pressure, I'm like, I came up
with something.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
Okay, Eddie, I'm at ten percent. But if I get it, dude,
it's gonna be a huge win. Okay, So Heather, you
get to pick here, and I'll show you each of them.
This is Amy. You can pick Amy. Look how confident
she looks right here on camera? There she is, thank
you is Lunchbox right here. It's how confident he looks.
Oh yeah, got it? Here's Eddie want and here's Morgan,
and here's our confidence level. She is, Heather, what do

(03:52):
you think here? Well, I Morgan was in really fast.
I think I'm going to go Morgan. Okay, Morgan, you
hold your answer. Oh yeah, I'm going to go around
the room and hear what you guys have to say
that aren't Morgan.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
I feel like my answer is little to sexist.

Speaker 2 (04:08):
Though this whole thing is kind of sexy, it's all
sexist because it's a whole female amy.

Speaker 4 (04:13):
Your answer is a nurse, okay, lunchbox, there's no way
there had to be a male nurse in NYTE seventy nine.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
Maybe box power outlets, okay, seem outlets where the winner
comes out right, Yes, well that's not an outlet. That's
what you plug in.

Speaker 5 (04:31):
Yeah no, but hey, I just okay, Eddie, huh, postal
workers okay.

Speaker 2 (04:36):
Until nineteen seventy nine, ever, every single one of these
is female. But now it's relatively even split.

Speaker 3 (04:41):
What are they?

Speaker 2 (04:41):
Okay? You three are all wrong. That that's what I thought, Morgan.
Do you have any of their answers?

Speaker 3 (04:48):
I did?

Speaker 2 (04:49):
What is nurse?

Speaker 6 (04:49):
I had?

Speaker 2 (04:50):
Nurse? Okay, they are in the documentaries. It's all nurses
and they're all female. Yep, I know, sub Steve. Now
does she get a chance to answer it? Yes, and
if she's wrong, we go to the next person.

Speaker 3 (05:02):
Oh god, okay.

Speaker 2 (05:04):
On, Heather, Come on, Heather, Heather. Until nineteen seventy nine,
every single one of these. Oh but now it's a
relatively even split. What are they? I'm flight descendants.

Speaker 3 (05:16):
That's it. That's what it is.

Speaker 2 (05:17):
I just wrote it down.

Speaker 3 (05:19):
That's it.

Speaker 2 (05:20):
It's not flatten.

Speaker 3 (05:21):
Oh my god, that was a great.

Speaker 2 (05:24):
Guess, Heather, just because you guessed it. Heather, I'm sorry
you did not win. The answer is hurricanes. They didn't
get male names until Hurricane Bob in nineteen seventy nine.
The National Weather Service not only female names were appropriate
because the stormburs of crazy, you know, predictable. Oh my god, women,
what is wrong with people?

Speaker 1 (05:39):
Oh my god, ridiculous thing about No, it doesn't.

Speaker 2 (05:43):
I mean that adds up, but that one gotta tax
is up. But yes, totally okay.

Speaker 3 (05:47):
So sad, so sad, Heather.

Speaker 2 (05:51):
I'm very sorry you did not win. I appreciate you
coming on with us. I'm not firing up. Well, get
fired up, baby. That is so wrong.

Speaker 7 (05:59):
And then you're turn into that I thought there was
like all men before seventy and nine and then some women.

Speaker 2 (06:05):
That's the dyslexic part of me. Well that's how we
started today. Thank you. Let's open up the mail bag.

Speaker 7 (06:12):
You send the game mail and we read it all
the air.

Speaker 1 (06:16):
Pick something we call Bobby's mail bag.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
Yeah, oh, Bobby Bones. I need advice for some tension
that's going on between my wife and I. My wife
and I have been married for six years with two
sons who are five and three. I'm an avid Christian man,
lover of Easter and the holiday spirit. I decided this
would be the year I'd go all out for the
week's leading up to Easter Sunday. My wife would sometimes
ask me about what we were planning to do. I

(06:39):
kept telling her, don't worry, got something planned. I wanted
my big Easter plans to surprise her too, and you
know what she deserved to break skipped to the morning
of Easter Sunday. I was awake much earlier than the
rest of the family. I set up my decorations, I cook,
I baked the cake, the whole shebang. My wife came
in the living room to see all of the pastel
decorations in balloon. I stopped her when she went to

(07:03):
eat the kids breakfast and told her that's all for you.
Apparently that was the wrong answer. So my wife's birthday
fell in the same day as Easter Sunday this year,
and I got too caught up and trying to do
something nice for the kids in Easter to pay attention
to the birthday date. It's been over a week now,
still tense. I'm afraid that this mistake is causing a
rift in our marriage. I really need to get an
outside opinion, but I'm not comfortable talking to anyone I

(07:25):
know about this. What advice do you have? Signed the
Easter idiot? Okay, I'm gonna I have learned. This is
something I have learned recently. I've known and I kind
of thought it was true, But I have learned it's
better to just go ahead and swallow your poop and
nibble on it, collaborate. If you mess up, and this
is a mess up, you just go. I am I'm

(07:49):
very sorry. This is all on me. I'm gonna make
this up to you. You did nothing wrong, I really
because it really was stupid to him. They now good
intentions all the way around, no bad intentions, But that's
a dumb, dumb move. You can't do that. You have
to really go and lay it out there, you know,
and she knows. She knows that you know, and swallow it.

(08:11):
Don't nibble it, because if you nibble it, you're gonna
be chewing on poof forever. And it's still I scause
and taste good. It's gonna be get it over with.
That's what you do. You go and you apologize, Just go,
this is it. I really messed up. I understand why
you're mad. My feelings will be not even mad. While
you're sad disappointed. My feelings will be hurt too, And
you try to move from it by improving the situation

(08:34):
as best you can, because you know what she screws
up to maybe not that bad, but she screws up too,
and she will probably understand as long as you were honest,
authentic about what really happened.

Speaker 1 (08:45):
Yeah, I mean I feel like and Easter did come
a lot earlier this year, and if you were that
focused on that, you you probably are used to Easter
being at least a week or two after her birthday
and then bam, there it is at the end of March,
and so you probably if you were caught up an easter,
I could see how it could happen. And hopefully she'll
appreciate what you did for Easter and she'll hear you
owning it, and then you'll make it up to her

(09:06):
and it'll be uncomfortable.

Speaker 2 (09:09):
Yeah, can you make her breakfast like for the rest
of the month kind of thing?

Speaker 3 (09:12):
Yeah, but you guys overdoing it.

Speaker 2 (09:14):
There's no over underdoing you just that's not the point.
The point is what what can you can or can't
do it? So you have to go, Hey, I screwed up. Yeah,
I'm sorry. I really, like you said, don't chew it,
don't just nibbling it forever, don't just get over with Yeah,
I see how it happens. I guess it. You there
you go. Thank you? What do you learn here? The proof?

(09:36):
Don't nibble it? Thank you? Yes, all right, that's the
mail bag.

Speaker 6 (09:39):
We got your game.

Speaker 2 (09:40):
Mail on your now's found the clothes?

Speaker 4 (09:44):
Bobby failed back?

Speaker 3 (09:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (09:47):
I want to go over and talk to b in Pittsburgh. Hey,
b Hello, how are you?

Speaker 8 (09:51):
I'm just going to welcome the Cleveland listeners and tell them.
At first I thought when I switched over that you
guys talked a lot, But now I enjoy it and
play your along with the games, and I randomly yell
out it's the Bobby Bound Show. Everybody, thank you.

Speaker 2 (10:06):
So if there are new listeners that are going, what
the heck is happening, you say that you've also felt
that what the heck is happening? How long did it
take you before you actually started to like the show
and understand what we're about?

Speaker 8 (10:18):
What about two weeks?

Speaker 2 (10:19):
Well that's a long time to get someone to just
sit and grind through it, though, that is, and we
talked a lot, and then not anymore. We don't talk
a lot anymore. No, she got used to it? I
got it. Did she get used to it? Does she
start liking it? There's a difference, you know.

Speaker 4 (10:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (10:31):
I listened to sports show because I drive for my job,
so I had the Sports Show on and then they
switched people up and I didn't care for it.

Speaker 2 (10:39):
So I switched over to.

Speaker 8 (10:41):
You guys and gave you a try, and now I
listen every day.

Speaker 2 (10:44):
So of the two switches, you liked us slightly more
than the other. And then now we're buds. Is that
what you're saying yeah, okay, now you're the top, and
so you would recommend to new listeners in Cleveland, they
just get Cleveland or where the new these were going
in you did, they just give us a shot, give
me a chance. I like that. I appreciate that being

(11:06):
your your quality for calling and saying that, because I
know you don't have a lot of time in your day.
So thanks for picking up the phone and letting us know.
All right, all right, thank you, bye bye. Now we're
not on there yet. Oh they made a change last minute,
not to not put us on, but to do what
I suggested a slow roll, so it's not just us
talking all the time. But if we can save that

(11:26):
call ray like clip it and then we'll play it
again once we go on there, and then we'll put
like big voice around it and it'll be like the
like I just love the show.

Speaker 1 (11:37):
And you know, yeah, like a real caller. This is
not a paid.

Speaker 2 (11:40):
We should say that actor. This is not a paid actor,
and mostly not because we're too good to do that.
I'd like everybody to know we're not too good to
do that. We've never paid an actor to be on
this show like other shows do. We are not above it.
We just don't have the money to do it. And
at this point we're just not going to do it
even if we have the money, but I have to
fund our prizes most of the time, so we're not

(12:03):
going to pay actors to call and be like we
like the show, you know. So there you go.

Speaker 1 (12:09):
And what's the recommended if people are giving it a chance?

Speaker 2 (12:12):
Like how many years? Two years? You listen two years
straight hanging in there. Yeah, you'll start to light the
show in case you're new, Okay, thank you.

Speaker 7 (12:28):
Lynn from Fort Worth, Texas, she's just retiring.

Speaker 4 (12:31):
Man.

Speaker 7 (12:32):
She worked her whole life and now she's like, I'm
done working, but she's got to do something. So what
did she do? She met this woman named April. April
was diagnosed with cancer, but she didn't have a car.
So Lynn was like, you know what, I have a car, April.
I will take you to your chemotherapy, I will take
you to your radiation. She took her to hundreds of
appointments and while she was doing that she met other people.

(12:52):
She met a guy named Kevin who was legally blind.
He couldn't drive to work, so after after she would
drop off April, she would go pick up Kevin, take
Kevin to work and do that. And now she is
a guardian angel to a lot of people that need rides.

Speaker 2 (13:05):
That's good. She's an angel on earth. Yeah, that's a lot. Yeah,
it's cool, man. I mean, man, i'd like to do that. Well,
oh my god, I'd like to retire first, here we go,
but you're not going to be able to because you've
saved no money. Have a four oh one k I would.

Speaker 1 (13:21):
Say, not just rides to appointments, But I remember sitting
in the waiting room with my parents with their cancer stuff,
and there's you know, got the chemo and you have
to wait for the IV and the radiation and all
the things.

Speaker 2 (13:30):
But some people are just sitting there alone.

Speaker 1 (13:32):
So even if you have a ride, but just having
someone there with you or she may drop them off.

Speaker 2 (13:37):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (13:38):
Oh well, she did say she would sometimes multitask, but I.

Speaker 2 (13:41):
Mean, you know, it's okay, but we understand your point too,
and also your point of one day you want to
do that, that'd be cool. Yeah, yeah, okay, all right,
there you go. That's what it's all about. That was
telling me something good. Elder versus millennial Battle of the generations.
Surely a lush box and swifty Lauren oldest and youngest.

(14:02):
Here we go first. He's the captain of cringe. He
claims all he does is when he's harry and loud
and like pig pin. He's surrounded by a dirty cloud.
It's lunch bob ready, Lunchbox, what are you boo? I
don't know, dude, booting cloud.

Speaker 3 (14:17):
Bring you back to even that was weird?

Speaker 2 (14:19):
You get these questions. She should know all the answers
to these, but they're to you.

Speaker 3 (14:22):
Yeah, yeah, the to me.

Speaker 2 (14:23):
Let's go, Lunchbox. What's single? Released the album Purpose in
twenty fifteen, featuring hits like Sorry and Love Yourself.

Speaker 4 (14:35):
Oh I got it, go ahead. One of the best
lines of all time. My mama doesn't like you and
she likes everybody kind. That's the best line of all
time ever written correct, he likes everyone?

Speaker 2 (14:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (14:51):
Yeah, whatever, But.

Speaker 4 (14:52):
Yeah, but it's the best line ever. I mean, that
is such a dick. You should know the line. If
you're gonna tell me that's not fever. No, I don't,
I don't know, I do. I don't have a b reviewer,
But that is a great line.

Speaker 2 (15:07):
Lunchbox. Next up, t I L is a phrase often
used on social media platforms by individuals who've discovered something new.
What does T I L stand for?

Speaker 3 (15:19):
C I L?

Speaker 2 (15:20):
By the way they're playing a five? Lunchbox three? Lauren one,
T I L T I.

Speaker 3 (15:25):
L Today Today, Day.

Speaker 4 (15:36):
Today, I learn today, I learned who.

Speaker 3 (15:46):
Know?

Speaker 2 (15:46):
I bonus a couple of seconds too at the end.
But he was on it. I'm gonna pull him off.
I don't think it was possibly because he did it
earlier that today was clutch. Yeah, I knew today because
he said you learned something new? Or no, I don't
know what you said, but I said, my mommy don't
like everybody, and she thinks people are nice.

Speaker 3 (16:02):
Whatever difference.

Speaker 2 (16:04):
Lunchbox what viral in my feelings? Internet challenge involve people
dancing alongside a moving car. Which rapper inspired it?

Speaker 4 (16:18):
In my feelings, in my feeling, in my feeling.

Speaker 3 (16:23):
Morgan, did we dance to this?

Speaker 1 (16:25):
What?

Speaker 2 (16:26):
I don't think so? My boy.

Speaker 3 (16:29):
Drizzy Drake correct give me three? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (16:37):
Boss them a lot, But I don't think the second
was pozsive. If I'm being honest. He found that the old.

Speaker 5 (16:42):
Fashion POSI I was beaver Beaver, I said, Lauren are
you ready his opponent?

Speaker 2 (16:52):
She's our youngest producer. She's part of Taylor Nation and
gave us all a pity wedding invitation. Swifty, Lauren, you
gotta go three for three?

Speaker 3 (17:04):
Lauren?

Speaker 2 (17:04):
What dance crazed was popularized by Los del Rio in
the nineteen nineties. That is the Mockerina correct? Wow, that's correct.
I can at least forgot that, Lauren. What nineties TV
shows theme song began with this line? Whatever happened to predictability?

Speaker 1 (17:30):
Is that it?

Speaker 2 (17:31):
Full house? Correct comes? She needs to get this.

Speaker 3 (17:38):
I like that.

Speaker 2 (17:39):
I'm scary a little bit.

Speaker 3 (17:41):
I didn't like that.

Speaker 4 (17:42):
No, I mean, can't scare me because no matter what,
at least I tie, I'm going overtime, no matter what.

Speaker 2 (17:47):
It's Lauren, What nineties snack was most effective for applying
to your fingers and creating which fingernails? The fruit roll ups?

Speaker 3 (17:58):
It's incorrect.

Speaker 2 (18:02):
You put them on your fire. I know you're talking
about you think it was.

Speaker 9 (18:09):
Bugles yet, but you would do that too with like
the fruit roll ups you put them around your fingers.

Speaker 2 (18:17):
But yes, I see flag on the play Lawrence mouthing, Oh, no,
I know you're talking.

Speaker 3 (18:23):
They got like Coney's. They're like cobs, they're googles, bugles.
I don't know, Yeah, I don't know that. I wouldn't
have known the name. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (18:29):
Yeah, well, Lunchbox, you won in humiliating fashion almost Yeah
it is. Yeah, congratulations Lunchbox on more. Yeah, you're the champ.
That's it for now.

Speaker 3 (18:38):
My mama don't like you, but she likes everybody.

Speaker 2 (18:42):
That's not quite it, but about it and the melody
is terrible. You're really messing that up that one. My
wife probably wants a fire bit yeah, getter one. Oh,
but she says I'll also like it, but I don't
like being outside that much.

Speaker 1 (18:56):
No, it's gonna be so great to have one out
there because vibe like a s'mores and just hanging out
and the conversation.

Speaker 3 (19:05):
You know.

Speaker 2 (19:05):
I think she just likes she'd loves to be outside.
Did you get one?

Speaker 1 (19:08):
Yeah, and that's why. And my well, my kids were
excited about it. But I think that we we're going
to use it for so many reasons.

Speaker 2 (19:16):
At least that's how I envision it. Already. I already
got it.

Speaker 1 (19:19):
We just have to get it all set up and
I got to get some chairs to put around it.

Speaker 2 (19:23):
Yeah, yeah, you gotta get one, then we gotta put
a gas line. No depends on when you get one
I got. I'm just adding you just put a fire
in it. Post the fire yeah, okay, put it at
Bobby Bone show. It looks like you got a Hampton
Bay Saddler fire piss.

Speaker 1 (19:42):
It's manageable for me. Yeah, you know, because they can
get more complex.

Speaker 2 (19:47):
But Amy went to home Depot, and you can go
to home Depot like Amy. Uh, if you're busy, you
can't make it in store. Get your spring delivered the
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home Depot. Fun fact Thomas Retch walking in our studio
and realized you walked in the wrong room. We're doing
this show. He goes, We're like no, and you walk

(20:08):
right back out. That's what happens around here. You never
know can actually walk in a room. Let's talk about
stage names next, meaning Lady Gaga, how she got hers,
not just hers, How Lunchbox got his? How I got mine?
Kind of? But all these fake names people use, which
ones are fake? And how we got them, I mean,
how Amy got hers. That's always been controversy story, all right,

(20:31):
coming back with that next one of the questions we
get asked the most in the mail bag, what's story
behind Bobby Bones and Lunchbox and either their weird names
or their stupid names. So not only that, I have
this whole story about stage names and why they are
what they are. Now, there's a lot of controversy with
how Lunchbox got his name, but I will tell you

(20:52):
that now. I just punt to Lunchbox and let him
tell his version. But Lunchbox, why are you called Lunchbox?

Speaker 4 (20:57):
I in the third grade, I want a Superman lunchbox
from Walmart for school and my mom told me no,
and so I thought, oh, I'll just stick it under
my shirt and take it. And so I walked around
the whole store. My mom let me do it, and
right as we're about to walk out the door, she goes, oh,
is there something under your shirt? And I said no.
She goes, are you sure? She goes knock, knock, knock,

(21:17):
and I was like, mom, I have no idea how
that got there. And so she made me go return
it to the manager. And then ever since then they
made fun of me. And now that I'm older, I
realized how little I was as a third grader and
so how obvious it was, Like it was probably sticking
out of the shirt, Like.

Speaker 2 (21:34):
Can I'd like to commend you for something? I thought
he was gonna say. He was like, no, he's become
such a better storyteller. There are parts of that story
that I think he just made up an improv right there.
And I commend you, and I'm not going to contradict
anything you said, but I like it. Thank you. Yeah.
Like the knock knock that's never happened. Yeah, so she
knocked on the lunchpot.

Speaker 3 (21:53):
Oh what's that?

Speaker 2 (21:54):
That's awesome? And he goes, I have no idea. I
cannot tell a lie. Mine is. I was seventeen and
I went to work. I begged for a job at
radio station and they hired me to clean and they
never hired me to be on the air. And they
hired me to clean and switch out there Rick D's
Weekly Top forty on Sundays. And so before my very

(22:17):
first shift, they fired somebody on the weekends and said
you're up, and I was like, okay, and I was excited,
but they said you cannot use your real name. They
said your name will either be Bobby Z or Bobby Bones,
and I thought they were both stupid, and so I
wanted Bobby Bones. It sounded more like a pirate or
human or something. Yeah, so that was it. I tried

(22:37):
to change it a couple times, but I was always
connected to the last place. What you try to change
it to my real name? He just always felt weird
to be or at least really strive to be authentic
on air, but have like a stupid fake name. It
is who I am now, I know.

Speaker 1 (22:52):
But in some people they think they're like, oh, wow,
it was your last name?

Speaker 2 (22:55):
Really bones and then knock my bones doing the post
Malone his stage name. Anybody have it? Anybody now? A yeah, yeah, yeah,
Austin Austin So yeah, yeah, that's his name's Austin. But
why post Malone? Oh?

Speaker 3 (23:11):
He lived right next to the you know, post office
he delivers the mail.

Speaker 2 (23:15):
When Austin post was fourteen years old, he needed a
name for his mixtape, so he plugged his name into
one of those random rap generators his name generators, and
post Malone came out. So he's like, that's my name
post Malone That's funny. Mc hammer was born Stanley Kirk.
Burrell got his nickname from his childhood job with the
Oakland A's. The a's owner at the time, Chuck Finley,

(23:36):
loved him because he was a great batboy. He danced
in the parking lot, and he earned the nickname Hammer
because he looked like Hank Aaron Oh Hammer and Hank
Hammer and Hank mc hammer. Lady Gaga was born Stephanie Germanada.
Lady God got adopted her stage name from a song
by Queen Don't say anything, Eddie. What's the name of
the song.

Speaker 3 (23:56):
Guys, Bohemian Rap City.

Speaker 2 (23:57):
No, No, she'd be Bohemian God God. Then Lady Gaga,
Lady of the Night, Lady do you know what is it?

Speaker 10 (24:08):
Lady's Lady Goga, Rady Yogaga Rady.

Speaker 2 (24:14):
I bet if you heard it you would know it.
So she chose to pale Marge to the band. So
Radio Guy, guys, is her name? Elton John Reginald Dwight.
Reginald Dwight, did your Reginald Dwight?

Speaker 3 (24:27):
His name is not Elton.

Speaker 2 (24:29):
So he combined the names of two of his bandmates
from blues Ology, A saxophonist Elton Dean and the singer
long John Baldry. That's far fetched, Elton John Oh Snoop Dogg,
Calvin Brotus Snoopy, Yes, Snoopy. He looked like the cartoon
he's a kid. Yeah yeah, Whoopy Goldberg.

Speaker 3 (24:54):
Whoush.

Speaker 2 (24:56):
She had a tendency to fart no way, you know,
it's like a lunch Fox story. The actor who was
born Karen Johnson said that a tendency to break wind
led to a number of friends to call her Whoope,
that's funny. Brie Larson from Avengers. Uh, Brie. She was
born Brianne d slaneers, I mean mess that up. So

(25:19):
brees obviously for Brian. But the last name Larceny. Well,
first of all, just hard to say her name. Oh
it's like a what is it d? I just said
d sal neer. No one would ever get it right.
And so her American girl doll was named Kristen Larson.
Such was the name of for America. Vin Diesel. It's
not Diesel, Mark Sinclair. Vincent adopted the stage named Vin

(25:43):
Diesel because his friends called him Vin for Vincent. Then
Diesel was tough, and so Vincent Mark Sinclair Vincent then,
and he was like, I want to be tough. I'll
be Vin Diesel, Bruno Mars. Mars sounded bold and energetic,
and the wrestler Brune Sam Martine from back in the day. So,
what's his name, Peter Geane Hernandez or maybe Peter MGM.

(26:08):
If he doesn't pay up right, they just own his
middle name. I'll do one more. LL cool J. What
does that stand for? Ladies love cool?

Speaker 3 (26:17):
James correct?

Speaker 2 (26:19):
So James stopped. I was like, uh so, James Todd
Smith and so that was his name. And they started
calling themselves LL cool J and Playboy Mikey d in
hopes that it would help girls think, oh they're cool,
they're in a band, and he said it was just
wishful thinking. It was like calling myself mister mister awesome.

(26:41):
There were so ll cool J was his name. So
those are the stories behind Lunchbox, Knock Knock, Knock, Myself, Radio, Google,
Rady Yo Gaga. What about Amy? What's her story? That's
her name? I was born Maybe she's born with it.
Maybe it's Amy Brown. This woman won twenty thousand dollars

(27:03):
in the lottery and she's super pumped about it. As
I would be. I mean had lunchbox plays all the time.
The most you've ever won.

Speaker 4 (27:09):
Is two hundred and fifty bucks on a scratch off
break the bank. It was silver, and yeah he's played forever.
Scuba has won more than that on a scratch off.
He hasn't played near as long as you.

Speaker 3 (27:19):
Yeah, I know. I don't like that.

Speaker 2 (27:20):
So she went twenty She's pumped and she goes into
claimate and they're like, no, you read this wrong. It's
twenty million. Wow, that's so cool. See heart attack million
heart attack.

Speaker 3 (27:32):
That's when you have to be honest.

Speaker 4 (27:34):
When you're the worker, you have to be thinking, okay,
how can I pull those million?

Speaker 2 (27:38):
Wait? What are you talking about? The worker like lies
and yeah and gives her rest twenty thousand. And the
worker doesn't give her the money though, like the gas.
He thinks he cashes it at the register register.

Speaker 3 (27:47):
I'll write you a check for that twenty thousand, and
then I'll take you twenty million.

Speaker 2 (27:50):
That's oh wild pile of stories.

Speaker 1 (27:56):
So half of people that work out go to the
gym or whatever. They admit you not washing things like
sports brawls or compression shorts. After one workout, like they'll
wear it two times in a row.

Speaker 2 (28:08):
Well, I would think that if you don't have time
to wash it, and you have to make a decision
of am I gonna work out twice in it? Or
am I gonna not work out because it's not washed?
You work out twice.

Speaker 1 (28:21):
I guess it depends on how much you're actually sweating
or if.

Speaker 2 (28:23):
You only have Well that part true, That's what I'm saying, Like,
like everybody has seven pair of compression shorts, but it's gross.
But I'm saying you have to make a decision. That's
like underwear. If you're working out and you sweat in
the underwear, like, you can't wear that again.

Speaker 3 (28:36):
What about a soccer DRT.

Speaker 2 (28:37):
It's your sweat it may I hear you. I'm just saying,
if you have to make the decision to do it
two days in a row or not do it because
it's not clean, you do it two days ago in
the two days in a row in the dirty. I don't.

Speaker 1 (28:47):
I just feel like I don't want to risk the rash.

Speaker 2 (28:49):
Or whatever or something wear underwear under I mean sports
brawl stuff like that. I don't have one of those.

Speaker 1 (28:56):
I no, yeah, but have you do you ever do that.
Do you will work out in your workout.

Speaker 2 (29:01):
Clothes because we work out at the house and I
got plenty of shorts just from doing too much access
of every school in the country. That's true.

Speaker 1 (29:10):
Yeah, okay, So if you want your relationship to last,
never say these things to your partner.

Speaker 2 (29:15):
I got like twenty things not to say, and I
like to hear what you have. You're ready, okay.

Speaker 9 (29:18):
Uh, if you love me, you would being funny though,
that's okay.

Speaker 2 (29:23):
I would do that, like I'm thirsty. If you love me,
you would go get me some juice. Do you never
say that in a serious conversation. No, but I would
say that in a funny conversation.

Speaker 1 (29:30):
Yeah, you're just like your mother or father.

Speaker 2 (29:32):
Oh, her mom's awesome. Okay, But like I told her
she's just like her mom on the other day because
she was like in cutting funny her mom will and
I was like, man, you're just like your mom, Like
you go hard.

Speaker 1 (29:43):
So here's the thing about that. I feel like we
as the own kid, like we can say stuff about
our family. But then when the some somebody else, like
your significant other, says something about your family in a.

Speaker 2 (29:54):
Way, you're like, whoa whoa, whoa.

Speaker 1 (29:56):
You start defending them and they're like, wait a second,
I'm just saying what you said. It's like, we're allow
to say it, but you're not.

Speaker 2 (30:01):
It's a weird thing. But she's so right. Yeah, oh no.
I watched Kitlin's dad bench press two O five three
times he's sixty three when he's at the house, and
I was like, I want to be just like your dad,
the opposite, but you don't.

Speaker 1 (30:14):
Yeah, there's not anything, uh that happened in my marriage
where I would get compared to my mom and in
ways where I was annoyed by my mom too.

Speaker 2 (30:22):
But then I would be like, I understand that why
you would be upset, but no, I don't relate yet,
not yet.

Speaker 1 (30:28):
Yeah, yeah, go ahead, Okay, you always or you never
all the time?

Speaker 2 (30:31):
Okay, but you got to stop that, okay, cause it's
not true. She doesn't always do no, but she does.
But she again, I don't think anybody actually thinks when
you're saying you always means you always do it. I
mean you do it a lot of the time, so
much so that because I always do a lot of
stupid things, but every once in a while I won't. But
when she says, I always do stuff. I'm like, eah,
I know, but with just the definitive words, we've got
to like, I hear you, But I don't take that

(30:53):
as I really always do it. I take it as in,
I do it enough that it's annoying, okay, And it's
not really that strong to say, like you sometimes going
back the time you don't take the trash out.

Speaker 1 (31:05):
These are things that like if you don't want things
to escalate and don't say this stuff like why can't
you be more like?

Speaker 3 (31:10):
Never?

Speaker 2 (31:11):
Unless it's I say this, Why can't you be more
like me? Oh?

Speaker 6 (31:16):
Wait?

Speaker 2 (31:17):
What? Why can't you be more like me and enjoy
things I enjoy? Like video games? Oh?

Speaker 1 (31:22):
Okay, it's your fault. I'm fine. You're overreacting time. It's
never good.

Speaker 2 (31:29):
Why is that not good? But what if they are?

Speaker 3 (31:31):
They are? They're making a what if I am? Well
a lot of nothing.

Speaker 2 (31:36):
Do you say? Do you say? Do you say?

Speaker 1 (31:38):
I can realize right now I'm overreacting.

Speaker 2 (31:40):
She can say you're overreacting. I can go like, so what,
well at least shut down?

Speaker 1 (31:48):
Well. The final thing here is whatever, yeah whatever the word?

Speaker 2 (31:52):
I don't think so well, you know what? Whatever my
words is when I walk off because I'm like I
can't do this. That's like whatever. Oh if it's got
a walk off included, then yes, yes, okay, what else?

Speaker 6 (32:03):
All right?

Speaker 1 (32:03):
To have the top richest country stars ever?

Speaker 2 (32:06):
Oh yeah, Dolly Parton.

Speaker 1 (32:08):
She's at number one with six hundred and fifty million.

Speaker 2 (32:10):
Toby Keith, Garth Brooks.

Speaker 1 (32:11):
Toby Keith's at four three hundred and seventy million. Garth
Brooks is a tie at two with Shania Twain four
hundred million.

Speaker 2 (32:19):
Oh yes, or two would be two and three though
if it's a tie, right, yeah, yeah, so we're just
missing one. George George Straight the King.

Speaker 1 (32:25):
That's right, he's a number five with three.

Speaker 2 (32:30):
We know those people. You'll nailed it. Maybe that's my file.
That was Amy's pile of stories.

Speaker 3 (32:36):
It's time for the good news?

Speaker 2 (32:38):
How much Box?

Speaker 4 (32:42):
There's this guy he's at the Golden Gate Bridge in
San Francisco and there's a recreation area and he's kind
of walking around looking taking in the sights when he
gets a little too close to the edge and who
he falls down the cliff side sixty feet and he's like,
I can't go any farther and he just starts holding on,

(33:03):
holding on for dear life, and people call nine to
one one. Hey man, someone fell over the cliff. He's
hanging on, he's got his he's holding onto something, a bush,
a branch, I don't know. You need to get here fast.
And the police say we'll send the helicopter. They lower
a rope, guy comes down, straps him in and pulls

(33:24):
him to safety.

Speaker 2 (33:25):
The fact that he was able to hold on that long,
how do you do that? Well, I'm hoping he had
something he coul put his feet into and it wasn't
all fingers and arms like just lay there. Maybe. Yeah,
Like that sucks because you don't know if anyone's gonna
see you come and get you. But if you're just
hanging from your arms, eventually you're just gonna lose any
strength you have in your hands fingers for arms, right,

(33:46):
unless you have something and also put your feet into
as well. So you're hoping that was the case. I
stumbled upon a YouTube video where there's like a competition
in another country where they hang from bridges and it's
three dudes and the last one too like ball, wins
the prize. It's like hands on a Harley. Yeah, you're
hanging out for your life. Except hanging on a bridge
for life. It was money. It's like, I don't know,

(34:08):
fifty thousand dollars or something. Hanging on to someunthing is hard.

Speaker 7 (34:12):
Yeah, I mean they hung on for about a minute,
but after that minute mark they're like, oh, they start dropping.

Speaker 2 (34:16):
Well, there's that thing they do downtown here in other
cities where there's a bar you hold on to and
they're like, if you can hold on for a minute,
you win the money hundred bucks. Ray wanted to start
one of those downtown. But what happens is they're also
turning it at the same time, or they grease it
a little bit. But you do they grease it because
I've grabbed it before. It didn't feel slick. If grease
like came out of tiny pores, that would be cool. Ray,

(34:38):
what happened in Vegas? You guys tried one. I didn't
do to Vegas. I did the natural one. Yeah, it's
moving and it's also it's very well greased. What if
you shut up with gloves on, Well, they let you
do that. I haven't seen the fine print of the
rules on that thing. But people, it's always like big
dudes or like I can hold on for more than
a minute. Another first ones to go a great story.
Glad they saved him. That's what it's all about. That

(35:00):
was telling me something good. We have ninety seconds to
figure out as many of these corny jokes as possible.
It's Thursday, It's the Investigative Morning Corny with Amy. Are
you ready over there? Ready? Our record is six in
ninety seconds. Here we go Action.

Speaker 3 (35:21):
The morning Corny.

Speaker 1 (35:23):
What do astronomers like to drink?

Speaker 5 (35:25):
Tear smart start, start, Nirkyky Way, milky, milky, milky shake, milk, milk,
milk sky Sky, milk star. What do they do they milkshakes,
milky shake, milky away shake.

Speaker 2 (35:40):
Ask it again.

Speaker 1 (35:41):
What do astronomers like to drink?

Speaker 2 (35:43):
I don't know anything about a stronomers telescope.

Speaker 5 (35:47):
No, it's okay, it's not milk, gal galaxy coke tea,
oh big dipper, little dipper, mickey comment star tea asteroid
drinks start sun te gravity gravity astronomers.

Speaker 1 (36:10):
That would be maybe, like, what what does Isaac Newton.

Speaker 2 (36:13):
Like to drink? Light?

Speaker 3 (36:15):
Beer?

Speaker 2 (36:16):
Light?

Speaker 3 (36:16):
Ear beer light beer?

Speaker 2 (36:17):
Do astronomers like to drink? Night with the straw have
been very close, wat close.

Speaker 11 (36:29):
Astronomers, Starmer, Star Installations, Starry Nights, Star Beer, Big Dipper,
drink Milkie Dippers, Star Star like Star.

Speaker 2 (36:43):
Wars drink chut beer, deep Beer, Star Beer bar Tier.
I know. I start to guys, guys, you're working tart
easiest joke that you have time. M hm Starbucks. Oh

(37:07):
my god, idiot, we are the dumbest.

Speaker 1 (37:10):
Lunchboxs even said star bursts and I was like, oh
my gosh, that's not on you, that's not that's a
that's aware.

Speaker 2 (37:18):
I thought that that was we should have the dumb
dumb ding dong bell or something like that.

Speaker 1 (37:21):
The first word at Eddie's mouth when I said it
was star Yeah.

Speaker 2 (37:26):
But I didn't catch on.

Speaker 3 (37:27):
Yeah, I'm just on a Star Wars.

Speaker 1 (37:29):
The Raging Idiots have a song called Starbucks Cup.

Speaker 2 (37:33):
All right, ray close. Yeah, that was the morning corny
by me. I've never been more ashamed terror. We really
failed coming up. I think it could be because everybody's a
little tight because we're ten minutes away from lunchbox putting
somebody on blast, puckered up.

Speaker 3 (37:56):
Huh.

Speaker 2 (37:56):
That's maybe we're all nervous about that because we're looking
at ten minutes away from lunchbox, putting everybody or somebody
or some people on blast. That's coming up. Hey, this
is your bit. You've built it up for three days, Lunchbox.
You just said you're gonna put someone on blast if
they didn't confess. And the deal you made was if
they confessed an email, you would not say who it was,

(38:17):
you would just say what the crime was. Correct, did
anyone confess?

Speaker 4 (38:20):
I'd like to congratulate on the person. They have not confessed,
So they will get blasted on air. They will get
blasted right now in front of all of America.

Speaker 3 (38:30):
M hm, going on blast.

Speaker 2 (38:34):
So I don't even know what to ask because I
don't know who it is. Do you just want to
do it? How do you want to set it up?
What do you want to do ahead of time?

Speaker 4 (38:41):
Everybody that is listening, Everybody in this room that is
not it is not you, That.

Speaker 3 (38:47):
Is not it's not you.

Speaker 4 (38:47):
If you're in the room, all right, you will be disgusted, disturbed.

Speaker 2 (38:53):
And I don't know what you're saying.

Speaker 3 (38:55):
I'm just saying it not you, not me.

Speaker 4 (38:57):
I said, if it's not you, you will be triple.

Speaker 2 (39:01):
Why do we give him all you?

Speaker 3 (39:02):
You will be disgusted disturb.

Speaker 2 (39:06):
Nobody in the room.

Speaker 3 (39:07):
I said, if it's.

Speaker 4 (39:08):
Not you, you will agree with me. You will be disgusted, dumbfounded, and.

Speaker 2 (39:13):
Disturbed and confused. Okay, the triple I'm confused. It's the
Triple D. Okay, So okay, eliminate. Can it be anybody?

Speaker 3 (39:24):
It can be anyone from that classroom or in this room?

Speaker 2 (39:28):
Can I ask questions and you answer them? Go ahead?
Is it amy? Okay? Hold? Why don't you eliminate somebody?
Eliminate one person.

Speaker 3 (39:43):
Bobby's been eliminated. We know what Bobby.

Speaker 4 (39:45):
Guys, Come on, mister clean over there. He ain't gonna
do anything wrong. Okay, And Bobby is safe.

Speaker 2 (39:52):
Eliminate somebody else.

Speaker 4 (39:55):
Mike d has every done has he ever done anything
wrong in his life? He's mister quiet, He's not doing
anything wrong.

Speaker 2 (40:00):
Okay. Is it somebody? Like? Do you want to eliminate
like a glassroom or main room? Or you want to
keep going like you are?

Speaker 3 (40:08):
Hey, whatever you want to do, man, be or I
just go right to it. Abby. Oh, let's just go
right to it. Abby. You're safe.

Speaker 2 (40:17):
Oh that's not going right to checked this.

Speaker 3 (40:20):
He gave us the rope of dope.

Speaker 2 (40:22):
Okay, Yeah, So who's out, who's out not getting blasted? Okay,
go ahead? Who else is not getting blasted?

Speaker 4 (40:31):
The man with the buttons Ray that ud squeaky clean,
a little strange but clean, little.

Speaker 3 (40:41):
Go ahead, Scoopa keeps us out of trouble. He doesn't
get in trouble, Scoopa car free.

Speaker 2 (40:47):
You're free to Morgan.

Speaker 1 (40:52):
Okay? And what the crow when we learn this about
ourselves or we're we're not going to be disgusted to
serve unfounded like, let's it.

Speaker 2 (41:00):
Might be that's blast.

Speaker 3 (41:01):
You might be or you just be like that's normal,
leiminate another one, lunchbox, but you feel you feel awful
guilty over there. I don't know what's happening, so I'll
tell you Amy safe, Okay, is good. I don't like this,
Ed Morgan.

Speaker 2 (41:25):
He's dumbfounded, dead or disgusted, diserve in days, disappointed, lunchbox
going and we have to figure out who it is
so you can do whatever however you want to claim it.

Speaker 3 (41:37):
Yeah, I just want to ask Eddie. You want me to
just go for it like Morgan?

Speaker 2 (41:41):
You do what you want, Eddie Morgan? Yeah, what's up?

Speaker 3 (41:46):
I just want you to know Eddie's.

Speaker 2 (41:48):
On blast that who's on blast all these days?

Speaker 3 (41:53):
I got a question for you, Eddie. Does your mom
work here?

Speaker 2 (41:57):
No?

Speaker 3 (41:57):
Does your wife work here?

Speaker 2 (41:59):
I don't think then what is your problem?

Speaker 3 (42:02):
Why do you think you are better than everyone else
that works in this building?

Speaker 2 (42:05):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (42:06):
I don't know why, because.

Speaker 4 (42:08):
This dude right here has no respect for this building
or the people in this building.

Speaker 3 (42:14):
Okay, this dude who.

Speaker 4 (42:16):
Brings because I don't know if that happened, who brings.

Speaker 3 (42:20):
Hard boiled eggs? Eddie? So what's he do? He says?

Speaker 4 (42:24):
Oh, man, I'm above everybody else. He's walking to his
car the other day. He has his heart boiled eggs
in his right hand.

Speaker 3 (42:30):
He goes crack crack crack on the wall.

Speaker 4 (42:33):
And just starts throwing the shelves in the parking garage, like, hey, no,
I don't throw them in the trash can.

Speaker 3 (42:37):
I'm a disgusting human.

Speaker 7 (42:39):
I feel like those are no noo, no, they're in
a parking garage.

Speaker 3 (42:44):
Look, I mean there's yoke and stuff.

Speaker 2 (42:46):
All over the yoke. They are boiled eggs.

Speaker 3 (42:49):
I am sorry, but none.

Speaker 2 (42:51):
No, Oh my gosh, this is what we wasted.

Speaker 4 (42:54):
So I just throw my banana peel in the parking garage.
It's okay because it bios great.

Speaker 2 (42:59):
I don't know it. It'll biolog No, it.

Speaker 3 (43:01):
Doesn't, and he doesn't blow away in a parking garage.

Speaker 2 (43:04):
Needs the element here. I know your boyfriend saying something here.

Speaker 5 (43:06):
But.

Speaker 2 (43:07):
No disgusting and disappointing.

Speaker 4 (43:12):
I can just go throw an apple in the parking garage.
It's no big deal.

Speaker 2 (43:14):
Hey, one of the three d's.

Speaker 4 (43:16):
One of the three d's disgust, disgusted, disappointed, dumb, bounded.

Speaker 7 (43:20):
There's D Now you added disappointed. I'm disappointed.

Speaker 2 (43:24):
Shells are biodegradable.

Speaker 4 (43:26):
In a parking garage, so I can just throw it.

Speaker 3 (43:30):
So from now on, I.

Speaker 4 (43:31):
Can just start throwing anything this biodegradeable. I can just
throw in the parking garage.

Speaker 2 (43:35):
I guess it's an egg shells.

Speaker 1 (43:37):
Cracking the wall.

Speaker 2 (43:41):
Who cares.

Speaker 3 (43:41):
I don't work here. I don't have to clean it up.

Speaker 2 (43:44):
I got a twist to this.

Speaker 12 (43:45):
Okay, this is very interesting because because he doesn't park upstairs,
he parks downstairs, so that means somebody must have tipped
them off to this, And I'm thinking his girlfriend did this.

Speaker 2 (43:59):
At lunch box. Off on this. You're looking away from me,
away from me, I'm looking right at you. Did you
tip at it?

Speaker 3 (44:10):
I did?

Speaker 2 (44:11):
I don't know. This is ridiculous.

Speaker 3 (44:15):
Any when we were.

Speaker 4 (44:15):
At iHeart, when we were in the elevator and he
had no, he had his trashy. He just threw it
on the elevators. I'm not picking that up.

Speaker 2 (44:24):
So why would the copper rest him?

Speaker 3 (44:26):
Literally, that's not it doesn't matter. That's what he said.

Speaker 2 (44:31):
Oh my guys, if they were more than egg shells,
I guess even a banana would be more than little
creams of it.

Speaker 3 (44:37):
It was no, no, it was the whole egg shell.
It ain't like it's a little small thing.

Speaker 2 (44:40):
And where are the eggshells now?

Speaker 3 (44:42):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (44:43):
I'm they're gone already. Birds.

Speaker 4 (44:47):
So if I go to Eddie's house, I just throw
eggs shells in the front yard, no big deal.

Speaker 1 (44:50):
In the front yard, yeah, or they'll blow away.

Speaker 3 (44:54):
But in a part of your eye it's pretty disgusting.

Speaker 4 (44:57):
I bet the custodial staff had to clean that out
because Eddie's too good.

Speaker 2 (45:00):
To throw on the track. And can ask you a question, yo,
how do you feel about this bit clickbait? Or was
it actually?

Speaker 9 (45:07):
No?

Speaker 3 (45:07):
No? I think Eddie needs to do it adopt the highway.

Speaker 2 (45:09):
Hold on go ahead the cop. When he ended up
interviewing the cop and the cops say that he could
go to jail for this. That was the twist that
really built this bit up, and it just didn't live
up to that. It is gross to that he did this,
but we did tease it for four days. I can
agree that Eddie. Don't show stuff in the garage a
shell egg shell like I agree. It's it's like minor, minor.

(45:31):
Just don't just don't stuff in the garage. It's not
your house. I mean, but you wouldn't do that, would you. No? No,
exactly because that respect, thank you.

Speaker 3 (45:38):
You worry about others that He's like, I'm better than you.

Speaker 2 (45:43):
I don't want to dedicate any more time to this bit.
Oh my goodness. Well so wait now, is he going
to be lunch.

Speaker 7 (45:49):
From a scale on a scale from one through ten?
How much trust do you have him now to carry a.

Speaker 1 (45:54):
Bit like, well, he did a good job building it up.

Speaker 2 (45:57):
No, no, no, he said, if it's not I need to
think I need to think by this.

Speaker 4 (46:00):
I mean, if if Eddie don't think it's a big deal,
have him go stay on the side the highway and
pick up trush.

Speaker 3 (46:04):
See how much you know that's not trash it is.

Speaker 2 (46:07):
It's an egg which is natural.

Speaker 3 (46:09):
If we all don't do it.

Speaker 4 (46:10):
Though, hold on, if we all walked in the parking
garage today and through eggshells out there as we're walking
to our car, guess what's pretty disgusting.

Speaker 2 (46:16):
But we all wouldn't discussed.

Speaker 3 (46:18):
So who's the only when that we're doing?

Speaker 2 (46:19):
How was that discussed?

Speaker 3 (46:20):
Scooby?

Speaker 2 (46:20):
Steve? Is he busy as he wrapped up at something
as he moved on because he also feels like this
is waste time. I moved on ten minutes ago. I
think on Monday, Scooba, How does the dumbest thing ever do?
I mean? I get it, it is kind of stupid
and disgusting trash the round, But to spend it like
three or four days talking about this, like what else
we got going.

Speaker 3 (46:36):
On a lot?

Speaker 2 (46:37):
Actually exactly, I'll think about this. I'll take this to
the court of my brain. Blast off, Morgan. I would
like to say that the thing that I thought it
was is kind of a bigger deal. Can you text it?
What or said to me?

Speaker 3 (46:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (46:51):
Oh wait, wait, we'll see Hey should we wait five
days for this again, may put it off, put everybody
on blast, get a countdown.

Speaker 3 (46:57):
Wow, I mean it's pretty gross.

Speaker 4 (46:59):
There's a human being, like human human and we get
what your that's pretty bad.

Speaker 2 (47:02):
And the cops said the world will be off better
without me.

Speaker 3 (47:06):
I guess he don't like litters.

Speaker 1 (47:07):
I feel like lunchbugs. Maybe told the police officer you
were doing something.

Speaker 2 (47:11):
I murdered someone. Well, Morgan's has to do a theft.
Oh what here? Yeah, hey, that's like a real one.

Speaker 1 (47:20):
I thought it was like the actual legit cops situation.

Speaker 2 (47:23):
Morgans is legit theft.

Speaker 3 (47:25):
No, but mine was legit too.

Speaker 2 (47:26):
Guys, you're slumpty dumpty on the most minor scale ever. No, really,
it's an egg.

Speaker 3 (47:31):
I'm start throwing stuff in the garage.

Speaker 2 (47:34):
And you see how we feel. Can Morgan just say
what it is? We got to wait five days for this. No,
I'm not even sure that it's going to be on
the I need I need to handle some business. Oh
it could be legal, real legal, Yeah, yeah, yea. I
got to get a cop interviewing. We got a big
trip we're gonna give away. Hopefully, if Carol wins the game,
she wins round trip airfare to Austin, Texas to and from.

(47:54):
We don't take her on leave her, No, we bring
her back too. That's right, she gets Hotel pay for that.
Tickets to the show. The show is Saturday, May fourth
and Austin, Jelly Roll, Old Dominion, Ashley McBride, so many
other ones, Carol, Where do you live? Utah? A big
Utah fan here? All right, so we're gonna play this

(48:15):
game here. It's called never gonna get it? Get it?

Speaker 3 (48:19):
You're never again?

Speaker 2 (48:20):
Not no, you're not going again. Oh yeah, all right,
here's the question, Carol, And what will happen is you'll
pick the member of the show that you think will
get it right. Okay, okay. The average person has to
deal with this annoyance ninety six times per year?

Speaker 3 (48:38):
What is it?

Speaker 2 (48:39):
So we call one poll, do a lot of polling.
It turns out the average person has to deal with
this annoyance ninety six times per year? What is it? Amen? Jacobson,
Hard oh Man, Dan, that might be okay, I'm in, Wow,

(49:06):
I'm in. Did you just call it annoyance or minor annoyance?
I wish to say that. According to a survey at
one poll, the average person has to deal with this
annoyance ninety six times per year. Okay, yeah, it is it. Okay,
and then Amy's and Morgan's in. Okay, lunchbox is now in. Now, Carol,
you get to pick one of these fine fellas or ladies.

(49:29):
Which one would you like to team up with?

Speaker 6 (49:31):
Oh? I think I'm going to go with Eddie.

Speaker 2 (49:35):
Yes, And to be fair, I've only gotten this one time.
I'm sorry you're not going to but I feel really
good about you've only gotten it, right, I'm never gonna
get it like one time. So let's go around the
road first. Except for Eddie. Amy, what do you have? Oh?
I have good gas like car gas or like I
got it?

Speaker 3 (49:50):
You only have the good guess ninety six times.

Speaker 2 (49:53):
That's about right.

Speaker 3 (49:54):
That's about right now that now that I do the math.

Speaker 1 (49:56):
Thank you almost twice a week, let's go to Morgan.

Speaker 9 (49:58):
Morgan, you have I think something that's really annoying that
happens to me pretty often and I don't ask for it.

Speaker 2 (50:04):
Is the spam callers get spam calls. I get like
ninety six a day about lunchbox.

Speaker 3 (50:09):
The annoying co worker. You, the annoying coworker has.

Speaker 2 (50:14):
To deal with this annoy it's ninety six times per year. Okay,
you're all wrong, Eddie. Do you have any of their answers? Nope? Okay,
if you get it right, Carol wins the trip. And
my sound bones is so annoying and we have to
deal with it a lot. According to a survey, the
average person has to deal with this annoying. It's ninety
six times per year. What is it, Eddie, give me

(50:36):
the smoke alarm?

Speaker 3 (50:38):
What the battery flo Yours goes off ninety six times.

Speaker 2 (50:43):
That's the dumbest answer, and I don't judge answer to
that was the absolute cupidest answer of all being really
that wins the award for like yours goes off ninety
six I want to arch you for the trip because
you missed it so bad. Think about it. If you
don't change the battery in one day, it'll.

Speaker 3 (50:58):
Go off day.

Speaker 2 (51:00):
You're not changing this, Okay, Wow, Caryl Caroll, you got
you knew what he said that he missed it right?

Speaker 3 (51:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (51:08):
I did, Yeah, Yeah, it was a really bad on.
Oh my Carol. I'm gonna give you a chance, Carol,
because if you get it right, you win the trip.
According to a survey, the average person has to deal
with this annoyance ninety six times per year. What is it?
I am going to stay having a headache. Oh my gosh,

(51:31):
it's really close. It's pretty close.

Speaker 3 (51:35):
That's a really good guess. It's not it.

Speaker 2 (51:37):
It's having a bad hair day. I was wonder why
Eddie was so strong coming in with it. Wow, okay, Carol,
I'm so sorry you didn't big. Thank you for playing Dennis.
That's okay, thank you so much.

Speaker 10 (51:54):
Sorry, Carol, you usually like call her up after an
offer a trip. I will flyer there myself. All right,
thank you guys for being here. We will get to
these calls.

Speaker 2 (52:06):
One of them wants to come in on lunchboxes, blast off,
someone on blast Well, we'll get to that. Their other
very positive or very negative about it. It's very but
it's very it's very very Okay, First.

Speaker 3 (52:21):
The news bobbies stories.

Speaker 2 (52:25):
Have you yelled at your kid today? That's the question,
not today today. Research finds that most parents yell at
their children daily. Researchers found that more than ninety percent
of parents use yelling, screaming, or shouting to correct the
behavior of a child when they act up. Unfortunately, they say,
yelling doesn't work. Even more shocking, there's an eighty percent
chance your child will repeat the same behavior within the

(52:46):
same day. It's best so calmly and then listen to them. Yeah,
that's from healthline dot com. Amy you go first.

Speaker 1 (52:53):
Well, I'm sort of joking about the yelling. I used
to be more of a yeller, but I definitely learned
that that does not work and it's not efficient and
it does nothing but just rawl everybody up and I'm
more calm.

Speaker 2 (53:07):
Okay, if you're calm and you speak and gathered tone,
does it work?

Speaker 1 (53:13):
Uh yeah, I think just more firm and you're calm,
but you're firm, like there's an assertiveness happening, and I
get a better response that way. Now, if I'm in
the car and I'm waiting, I will honk and I'll
be like hurry, and I'll yell like get in the car.

Speaker 2 (53:29):
That's mostly when i'm yelling after a bank robbery or what. No,
but like I'm trying to leave that oh oh god,
it set up what the context was.

Speaker 3 (53:37):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (53:37):
That's the most frustrating part is when.

Speaker 1 (53:39):
We're trying to get it and they're and I have
to yell in that way, but I probably dropped the
yelling in twenty twenty one.

Speaker 2 (53:45):
Look good for you and maybe they're getting old. The
two where Eddy has four boys, Yeah, the youngest is five.
So yelling it's a big part of what we do,
like because you know, like Amy said, like if you're
trying to get them all in the car, like this
is how it goes. I'll give you a scenario.

Speaker 7 (53:58):
All right, boys, we're leaving in two minutes. Let's go
get your stuff. All right, boys, got a minute, let's go.

Speaker 2 (54:04):
We go.

Speaker 7 (54:05):
All right, guys in the car and they're still upstairs. God,
in the car now, and they all say you hear
all the food? They start running down, but literally they
will not move unless I say, in the car now.

Speaker 2 (54:18):
I want to ask a question as not apparent what
it's It would seem to me, not just with kids,
but with anybody. If you really don't enforce when your
voice is low, guys get in the car. They don't
respect that because you never made them respect that. I
don't even think they hear it. Honestly, Well, if they're
hearing's bad, that's a whole different. I don't think they
hear that tone. So but they know when you yelled.

(54:40):
That means you're serious. Yeah, but what if you were
to be serious on a lower and more controlled tone.
Do you think they would respond to that better?

Speaker 3 (54:48):
No, you don't.

Speaker 7 (54:50):
I really I've tried it all bones and literally the
only time they move is when I yell.

Speaker 2 (54:54):
That's the only time they move their feet because they've
been conditioned only have to move because when you're not yelled,
they know you're not that serious. Okay, how do I
reverse that? I know I done that. I just know
it's not even a kid thing. It's like a human
nature thing, right. We do things, We set standards, their precedents. There.
If I say, hey, I need you here at four

(55:16):
thirty am, and you don't get here at four thirty
am and I get upset, then you know if I
say it at all. But if the only time I
ever got upset is like I k need you four
thirty am, or if I were to go I'd need
you at four thirty am, maybe you wouldn't respect that
as much because you know I only mean it when
I'm yelling. It's not just a kid thing. But it
could be with you with four boys. That's a whole

(55:36):
different dynamic. Yeah, man, like they're teaming up on you.
It's chaos. They can beat you up, like, they can
literally jump you back if they want to.

Speaker 6 (55:43):
They can.

Speaker 2 (55:44):
Toddler swallows her mom's diamond wedding ring. We got a
way for it. No, I'd to have it surgically removed.
The girl's mom couldn't find the ring. Didn't think too
much of it until her daughter started vomiting. I just
kept vomiting like for hours an hour, So it wasn't
like a bug. The X ray revealed that both the
location of the ring and the cause for the toddler's

(56:07):
illness was exactly where it was in the abdomen. That's
why they had to go in. It wasn't going to
come out. Doctors decided to surgically remove it. They also
thought the diamond could actually cut her organs as it
was going through from the daily mail. That's crazy. Okay,

(56:27):
thank you Scuba. Did you text me the word echo?

Speaker 3 (56:33):
Contact text?

Speaker 2 (56:35):
Oh it's that echo okay, So I thought maybe a
Scuba was saying to do an echo bit. You know
how you do the echo like effect on your phone?
Oh word, it repeats it. Yeah, Scuba, it must have
hit echo and he came across his echo you see
it says scuba seet echo and like either our mics
are broke again or he wants me to do a
bit yeah yeah, and he never like pitched his ideas.

Speaker 1 (56:57):
Mid segment, I was like, watch she knew unpack that
in your brain real.

Speaker 2 (57:02):
Time, And I was like, what's happening yz pausing what's happening? Well,
I was like, why would it mean to echo? I
thought so, And our stuff's broken all the time. Our
stuff's broken all the time. Yeah, our stuff's broken all
the time. So I go a money savvy teen who
bought stocks is fourteen now or started at fourteen but
now as sixteen or seventeen, bought like a tesla, and

(57:22):
then offers her tips on investing, like she made all
our own money. She started at fourteen, she's now seventeen.

Speaker 1 (57:28):
Ally, why didn't I learn this stuff? And I missed
a kid?

Speaker 2 (57:31):
First of all? A bit different because now if you're
generally interested, you can go find it yourself. You can
get on YouTube or TikTok. Back when you were a
kid who's just a printing press and like the people
get your papers and if it wasn't in the paper,
from those kids and those like you know, those little
short pants. But yeah, so if you're really interested as
a kid. Now, that's what's great about the information age

(57:51):
is that information is everywhere. But there's also a lot
of disinformation. But she used in a good way, and
now with her four hundred thousand followers, she basically does,
here's how to make money, and here's how if you
don't even have money, you just have a little something,
you can start investing it. And she did that at
fourteen years old. She started it and now again she
drives a Tesla that she bought for her. So that's

(58:13):
so cool. You can do it now.

Speaker 3 (58:15):
And there we do we do do?

Speaker 1 (58:17):
Oh yeah, yeah, No, I have a meeting next week
where I'm paying another adult to tell me, like that's
what I have to do.

Speaker 2 (58:23):
I'm like, how can I teach myself? What do you
mean you're paying another adult to tell you that's what? Well,
I have a meeting with like someone that's going to
help me, meeting her like a tutor session. A meeting
would feel like you're both going on equal footing to
figure something out, like a class or.

Speaker 1 (58:38):
Yeah no, I'm definitely meeting to learn. So I guess
I'm getting tutored in a way. It's mostly because in
this season of you know, being single now and taking
care of myself. I mean, I feel like when I
was married, Ben would do a lot of this sort
of stuff to help make sure we're set up for
our future role.

Speaker 2 (58:57):
I honestly didn't realize like how much that entailed. I
don't understand you're learning to do stocks. You're doing it
what I you I.

Speaker 3 (59:05):
Can teach you.

Speaker 2 (59:05):
No, I don't listen to him to do anything whatever
he says to do the opposite. You're already investing with Lunchbox,
but she's learning how to do general.

Speaker 1 (59:11):
Yeah, there's a lot of like a lot of things
involved in you know set. I'm sure that she's got
it all squared away. It seems to me if she's
like buying herself a car at a young age, like
she does more than just invest that she's got it
all figured out.

Speaker 2 (59:23):
Rates and interest and uh taxes and so all of that. Yeah,
Lunchbox doesn't that stuff.

Speaker 12 (59:30):
I do.

Speaker 4 (59:31):
I know interest rates are high right now, okay, and
that's why people aren't buying house.

Speaker 2 (59:36):
And got it? Okay, move right from Yahoo. I'm smart
an alligator crawls into a Florida home and settles in
front of the refrigerator. Oh my gosh, but it's in Florida,
so I feel like that would be like a cat
coming in at my house. It doesn't matter, no, no,
I hear you. But it's like Florida. I just expect
delegators to be trying to get in everywhere. Like we
have bobcats here. You wouldn't want to bump at in
your about a bobcat. When I was in Austin at

(59:58):
a possum coming just stand up by my leg and
my kitchen. Those are just cute. No, they're not cute.

Speaker 3 (01:00:03):
There's nothing like about them.

Speaker 2 (01:00:05):
They're cute. Trust he looks a relative relatively scary when
they but also had a white dog around the same
size as the possum. I thought it was my dog,
and I felt the possum's tail slapped me on the
leg and I was like, oh my god. And then
it looked at me and went, oh my god. A
rare instance of a large alligator forcing its way into

(01:00:26):
a home. And guys, I want to say this. It's
a massive alligator.

Speaker 3 (01:00:29):
It is huge.

Speaker 2 (01:00:30):
Well, it's not like when some people go, I got
alligator and it's like two feet. It is a monster.
The seven foot eleven inch alligator was captured and transferred
to an alligator farm. Thank goodness. I hate it when
they kill animals because this alligator is obviously looking for food,
or it's hurt or something, or maybe maybe sots to

(01:00:51):
watch Netflix, right, who knows.

Speaker 1 (01:00:52):
I was going to say companionship, Yeah, hang out with
the alligators humans, but it's a massive one.

Speaker 2 (01:00:58):
And the guy walked home in the ally walked in
the home and the alligator was there. I had a friend.
I've told you this story a little bit, but for
those that haven't. He went down into a part of America, Louisiana,
we'll say that he lived. He lived in Texas, friend
of mine. Texas kind of known for being an athlete,
not a tennis player though, I just want to say that,

(01:01:20):
not a tennis player, And went over to Louisiana and
found a baby alligator and put in a truck, drove
it back to Texas. Then realized it was illegal and
how is he going to raise an alligator? So in
Texas he put the alligator into like a little pond,
and many knights went by and someone found the alligator

(01:01:41):
and it was like quadruple the size, and they were like,
how did the alligator get here? And everybody was like,
do not say a word? Like it grew They grew
quick too. Still there, I think they hopefully put in
an alligator farm and not heaven.

Speaker 3 (01:01:56):
You know.

Speaker 2 (01:01:57):
An Arizona woman and wife of US Air Force employee,
has admitted to a poisoning her husband by repeatedly pouring
a liquid he said was bleach into the coffee machine.
So instead of just like the cups sometimes we've seen
those where they like, oh yeah, yeah, she was doing
it into the coffee machine. Melody Feliciano Johnson was arrested
in August in charge of attempting to murder Robi Johnson.

(01:02:18):
She had filed for divorce, they still lived together. He
noticed his coffee tasted odd, but again, she wasn't even
there to give him the coffee. So why would you think,
how would you think you're being poisoned if you watch
it drip out? Correct, that's the It was next level thinking.
You know, it's really smart, like we never checked that
water that's in the tank. They don't check that water.
And I'm not a coffee guys, I'm name that familiar.

(01:02:40):
But I just know if I went to the machine
and got on myself, I wouldn't think that's something in
the machine was poisoning me purposefully. But that's tough. So
Robie the Dude put a series of hidden cameras inside
the home and ABC News got the footage from it
shows her apparently allegedly uh putting the stuff into the machine.
Sentencing is mad tent. Well, I feel like I.

Speaker 1 (01:03:02):
Would take one zip of the coffee and be like, well.

Speaker 2 (01:03:05):
I need to But what if it was sweet and good? Right?
Like I know of dogs sadly where I grew up,
Like if Ana Frees was on the ground, they loved
to like Anda Freese because it's the whole thing. Don't
leave Ana Frees out because animals will lick it because
it tastes sweet. So I don't know, just bleachy stuff
tastes like. But what if you're like, it's pretty good,
good flavor, yeah, like strawberry moke it What is it?

(01:03:26):
What did she get from this? Like she didn't want money?
Or is this just like they're already getting divorced. Just
get a divorced man, you No, No, they're already getting divorced.
Maybe it could it could have been in the air forced,
but you still get life insurance if they're I guess
they're still Yeah, they're still married.

Speaker 3 (01:03:42):
Yeah. You never know who you're sleeping next to.

Speaker 2 (01:03:44):
You.

Speaker 3 (01:03:44):
Guys, you think you know I, well.

Speaker 2 (01:03:47):
He knew something was they gave you pretty well. He
got the nanty cam running quickly for the first time
in March Madness history. More people watch the women's final
than the men's about four million more. And it's all
because Kaylen Clark, the first in the past fifteen years
of first like household. Even if you don't follow sports

(01:04:08):
at all, you know who Kaylen Clark is. So they
didn't even win the championship. South Carolina didn't undead. South
Carolina was awesome.

Speaker 7 (01:04:16):
Pretty awesome. I didn't know how they've been that good.
You're right, they've only lost like two three games in
four seasons. And Don Saley's awesome and amazing. But I
mean it was Kaitlin Clark that created this.

Speaker 2 (01:04:28):
I will watch Arkansas women's basketball because I know coach
neighbors and I obviously follow, but I have an appointment.
Watched a team that I care nothing about ever in
college basketball until Kaylen Clark and probably three times just
because she just grabs and shoots it from wherever. It's
like what I do, but I never make it. Never
never made one time. It's a big difference. Yeah, So
congratulations to one South Carolina women. This happened last week,

(01:04:51):
but two Kaylen Clark is I would stay in college
when other year and make even more money. She's not.
She's going to the WNBA. I'd like to go to
college play basketball, make a lot of money though, Yeah,
even now I would. Can you still go back or
are you doing?

Speaker 7 (01:05:06):
I have?

Speaker 2 (01:05:07):
Oh? I could because you never have eligibility? Yeah, okay,
And Arkansas has nobody on the team right now, no players.
They all left. Coach cal came in. You know, no
players do That would be amazing if you were temporarily
on the team. If I was a walk on. Yeah,
what is the what makes you? When do you? Why
do you do? You still have the eligibility you never
played if? Yeah, I never played, I don't know the rules. Yeah,

(01:05:28):
you only have a certain amount of eligibility four years old.
Building okay, so I can play for four years. All
of us samy since we never played college sports like
if you could go back and play. But there are
there are adult men. Sometimes you'll see like in Division
two or Division A smaller Division one, like guys who
are like thirty five go back and be a kicker,
or like a Chris Winki who played baseball, go back

(01:05:49):
at twenty seven, twenty eight and be a college quarterback. Gotcha.
You can go back at any time that.

Speaker 1 (01:05:54):
Makes sense, as long as you have no other prior college.

Speaker 2 (01:05:56):
It's not like a pin time. It's like rest, light
time or preschool. He's like, if you have no priors
and there's no playtime, you're good. Wouldn't that be awesome
to be like like a walk on? Yes, man, Like
I would go live and I would just do the
show from Fabville. If I could be a walk on
in Arkansas team, why don't you try to do it?

(01:06:17):
Have you seen me? You've been trained to look at me.
I see you. Yeah. But you have a good chance
right now for the basketball team because there's no one
on the roster. No no, no, no, they literally have
nobody on the roster.

Speaker 1 (01:06:26):
I know.

Speaker 2 (01:06:26):
And then when they do fill it and they kick
you out. No, but I can't practice. I want to
be like part of the team or practice every day.
Is there a limit that they can have on the team. Yeah, okay, yeah,
uh okay. WrestleMania Peacock's most stream entertainment event. Really yeah.
Cody Rhoades ended the story The Rock was the big
final Ball. He came back to the bad guys, the
greatest bad guy ever. I don't know that storyline look good?

(01:06:49):
You should that and Caitlin Clark the biggest stories in sports.
The Coach cow Disney Wold released Toy Story five June nineteenth,
twenty twenty six. Let me write that down.

Speaker 6 (01:07:00):
It's just so far.

Speaker 2 (01:07:03):
They'll probably another eclipse the world is. What did you
want from us there? I wanted to judge a reaction
of a movie that came out so long from now,
without setting it up in any way, because mostly have thoughts,
But that one I just sat quietly. Nobody reacted, and
that's how I felt. If someone tells me anything's coming
out in two and a half years, it's almost like artists,
but concert tickets after sale ten months in advance, it's like, really, yeah,

(01:07:29):
I don't know. A man accidentally buys two identical Powerball
tickets and wins two million dollars that's a good one
for him, bad one for lunch box.

Speaker 4 (01:07:40):
Now it's like the guy that has actually only sold
me seven of the same ticket and we won nothing.

Speaker 2 (01:07:43):
He sold you seven of the same same ticket.

Speaker 4 (01:07:46):
Did you tell him, like, hey, I said I want
seven for the Mega millions and he did seven of
the exact same line.

Speaker 6 (01:07:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:07:55):
Really it would have been cool, but and I couldn't
leave it because I was like, what if? What if?

Speaker 2 (01:08:01):
Bobby's story? United Airlines flights forced to divert at the
land early because the dog pooped at first class and
they tried to clean it up, but the smell lingered
and lingered and lingered, so they landed the plane. I
bet you everybody on that plane would have just rather
held their nose and got to where they were gonna go. Yeah,
don't you think? And how bad could have smelled?

Speaker 1 (01:08:22):
But I don't like.

Speaker 2 (01:08:24):
When I start thinking about it. Redder said they were
on the plane and they just kept cleaning it, but
they could not get the smell, so they landed it.
I don't know, I get it. That's annoying. However, I
would rather land and be annoyed with the smell than
be annoyed with having to land early and wait another

(01:08:44):
X amount of hours. You know, airlines man ain't what
they used to be used to put on a suitin
tie smoking there. We never that really wasn't us either.
On the phone line, it is Ted and Virginia. Ted,
what's buddy?

Speaker 6 (01:09:04):
I just wanted to say how ridiculous it was to
hear what Lunchbox had to put Eddie on blast or
we read it three days for that that it is crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:09:16):
I agree, I heard it and I had to battle
does he Does Lunchbox really think this is significant? Or
is Lunchbox doing clickbait?

Speaker 3 (01:09:25):
Clickbit?

Speaker 2 (01:09:25):
What you got? Clickbits? And so I don't know where
I stand because I could tell he was a little
irritated at Eddie in real life? Was he just trying
to get a segment on the air and we stretched
it out for three days? Ted, your official stance on
this is was it a clickbit? Or was Lunchbox really
affected by it?

Speaker 6 (01:09:44):
It's basically, well, it was a clickbit, but he was
affected by it, he was That's the dichotomy.

Speaker 2 (01:09:55):
No, I'm torn. Was he just trying to get on
the air? Like? Was he just trying to get on
the air for three days? And like build a segment
or was he really concerned about it and he didn't
want it to happen again? You know, I was thinking
about this.

Speaker 1 (01:10:10):
You know, you've traveled with lunchbox and if if he
sees litter, he'll pick it.

Speaker 2 (01:10:14):
Up your boyfriend, No, she is again. No, I'm asking
you too.

Speaker 1 (01:10:19):
You you've noticed over the years, like he'll like, if
there's a plastic fork and there's not in his car
crash can nearby, he'll put it in his bag so
that he can recycle it when he sees.

Speaker 2 (01:10:29):
To be fair, this wasn't trash though. That's the way
I think his concern was. No'll Bio did great, but
not in the parking garage. It's on the podcast. Please
don't listen to it.

Speaker 3 (01:10:38):
I mean, Bobby, if Eddie did that in your driveway.

Speaker 2 (01:10:42):
I literally wouldn't care at all.

Speaker 3 (01:10:43):
He wouldn't.

Speaker 2 (01:10:44):
It would ants come exactly to a eggshell. Guys, go ahead,
go listen on the podcast. I'm confusing how I feel
about it, night Ted, thank you for bringing that up.
I really appreciate it.

Speaker 3 (01:11:00):
Personal.

Speaker 6 (01:11:00):
Yeah, I think that should happen. Go ahead, I think
you should go ahead and spillin the wheel of punishment.

Speaker 2 (01:11:08):
So you vote Lunchbox gets punished fair enough. I appreciate that, Ted,
you have a great day, Lunchbox. What do you don't
say to Ted?

Speaker 4 (01:11:13):
Why would Eddie not get punished for trashing our parking garage?
I mean, I don't understand how I'm getting punished, though,
I hope you have a terrible day.

Speaker 2 (01:11:25):
Right there you go. I want to make sure that
this certain person in the room sent me the right message,
and they didn't, right, don't when they meant to say
do so this person said I have major spill the tea,
and they said they don't want to be anonymous, and
I want to make sure that the person means don't.

(01:11:46):
Does the person mean they don't want to be they
want us to be public about it? Yes? Okay? Always Morgan,
I said, like what sometimes like auto correct gets you
and I didn't want to outer if she meant to say,
I do want to be anonymous. So she's said I do.
So we're gonna get to that in a second. But
first this is gonna be a two segment or and one,
because they had two things to get to first ball.

(01:12:07):
First off, Lunchbox, Facebook flag you got flagged on Facebook.

Speaker 3 (01:12:11):
I cannot understand it.

Speaker 4 (01:12:13):
Yes, I set up all the like a page for
the palette and it called it the Bobby Bone Show Palette.

Speaker 2 (01:12:19):
So we bought this palette lunchbox. Here's what we should do.
We all pulled our money, put on like eighty bucks each.
He went and bought this palette. We didn't know what
was in it, and then we broke it down and
we were gonna sell it basically individually and make money.
According to him, however, we've had this thing for months.
It's taken up a whole room. He has done nothing
to sell it.

Speaker 1 (01:12:35):
Wrong.

Speaker 4 (01:12:36):
I've done so much to sell it is impossible to sell, okay,
And so I did this whole thing, did this Facebook
page Bobby Bone Show Palette, blah blah blah. Ten minutes later,
flagged by Facebook.

Speaker 3 (01:12:49):
Why why is it fly? I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:12:52):
They probably didn't know you were affiliated with the Bobby
Bone Show. And you can't just stay Bobby Bone Show
pallettes if you were some random person, right, that's a theory.
I don't know. I don't know why. I mean, why
can't you just go to Facebook marketplace and self stuffividually?

Speaker 3 (01:13:06):
Because you have to have it.

Speaker 4 (01:13:07):
That's where I'm licens. I was trying to set it
up where I could do a Facebook marketplace. I tried
hit up Morgan and she says, we're not allowed to
use Facebook marketplace on our.

Speaker 3 (01:13:16):
Facebook page, like stone could's coming out?

Speaker 2 (01:13:20):
Okay, sorry, n Morgan, you're up.

Speaker 12 (01:13:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:13:24):
So, first of all, Lunchbox is not the one who
put this page together. His wife did.

Speaker 9 (01:13:27):
Oh and I got an email from her detailing how
she put it together and all of these things that happened.
So he did not do it, and there is reasons
why it got shut down, and what are the reasons?

Speaker 2 (01:13:39):
Hold on, I don't want to Nope, the headline is
the headline. His wife. His wife is doing it.

Speaker 9 (01:13:44):
His wife is doing it, like she has details of
how she did it, like I have a full blown
email from her life doing it.

Speaker 2 (01:13:50):
I don't know. I have no idea. Did she complain
about her having to do it or was she just
reaching out for help because she was reaching out for
help from me?

Speaker 9 (01:13:56):
Oh my gosh, I'm like, so Lunchbox put you up
to this?

Speaker 2 (01:13:59):
Why are you involved? Now?

Speaker 3 (01:14:02):
Go ahead, now you get doing Yeah, so why tell
me why we can't do it?

Speaker 6 (01:14:05):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:14:05):
No, no, no, no, no, Your wife is doing it.
You were saying you were doing it, but turns out
that's not the truth. Technology wise, I don't know how
to do that, but you just said you were doing well.
I mean it's a group efforts. She's part of me.
Oh yeah, when you're married, your one. She hasn't worked
for the show. No, don't pick accounts one right.

Speaker 4 (01:14:23):
She's trying to help me because she knows that you
guys are annoying and don't want to do a garage sale,
which would have been the easiest option. So she's trying
to help me and nothing is working. Everything is getting
fled and getting shut down. Can't do this, Morgan's saying, legally,
we can't do it on the Bobby Bone Show page.
I don't know why everybody wants to make it hard good.

Speaker 2 (01:14:41):
But when are we throwing the stuff away? The twenty second?
So eleven days, eleven days it will be gone.

Speaker 3 (01:14:46):
So Morgan explain, why can't we use the show page.

Speaker 9 (01:14:49):
Because legally, our Facebook page is set up to iHeartRadio
and it goes to that business. All the money that
is ever made on our page goes to iHeart Radio,
and so if you try and sell anything on there,
it all goes to iHeart radio.

Speaker 3 (01:15:01):
We just make a person page.

Speaker 2 (01:15:03):
That's not how taxes work.

Speaker 9 (01:15:04):
Then they have to send stuff to your paychecks, and
then it has to get split up differently, and it
causes a whole kind of issue.

Speaker 2 (01:15:09):
And also I would say, this is so late in
the game. This wasn't like his thought when he got
the past.

Speaker 3 (01:15:14):
My thought was we would do a groad sale.

Speaker 2 (01:15:16):
No, you thought was we get a Sonic and they
give us half of there. And the guy at Sonic
was like, no, wrong, my guys, wrong, all right, wrong, right.
My first thing was groad sale here, then do it.
We don't own this building anymore.

Speaker 4 (01:15:32):
We can't do it here, Okay, and then let's set
it up in a field and tell our listeners it's on.

Speaker 2 (01:15:36):
Do that. Do that? You're the project manager. I don't know.
You can't go on a random field because somebody probably
owns that field.

Speaker 3 (01:15:42):
Like a city park.

Speaker 2 (01:15:44):
Can't sell stuff. You can't just set up in a
city park without a permit. Just do it at your house. Man.
Eleven days and we just throw it all away. No,
we have to. We lost everything. Why do we do this? Look,
it was isn't the best investment. We just need to No.

Speaker 3 (01:16:02):
No, but it's really impossible to get rid of it.

Speaker 2 (01:16:06):
You haven't found I.

Speaker 4 (01:16:07):
Know I haven't found a way because everywhere I go
they say a blocked Oh there's every way.

Speaker 2 (01:16:11):
You like, beg, guys, can we break? Can we do breaks?
Like you do it? Well?

Speaker 3 (01:16:16):
You said no, So I'm like, well, okay, well every
idea up.

Speaker 2 (01:16:20):
Why don't you come up with a planet? Just do
it and come back and surprise us all and be like,
look at all this money I made. Let me pass
it out. Then we'd be like, wow, you did that,
We'll invest more with you for future things. Correct, That's
how it works.

Speaker 1 (01:16:28):
Lunchbox should read that business book. Obstacle is the way.

Speaker 2 (01:16:31):
Oh boy, I wouldn't even say it's a business book.
Oh yeah, it could be a lifebook. But I mean
it's very it has a lot of business is it's
very I mean, ever, stoicism is what that book is. Okay,
I can go to myself a bit of a stoic.

Speaker 3 (01:16:43):
You know what that is?

Speaker 2 (01:16:44):
No, you don't.

Speaker 5 (01:16:45):
I don't either, That's what I'm saying. I know a
girl named Seneca no Cica Wallace. Regardless, the whole thing
about it doesn't matter.

Speaker 2 (01:16:57):
I'm not gonna do it with it.

Speaker 1 (01:16:58):
We could explain to him the opposite schools, the way,
just like quickly, just that if you run into something,
it's like oh that okay, go the next route.

Speaker 2 (01:17:05):
And that's going to be the sixth rounds and every
route is no, no, no, no no. You can just
get You've just come to us and be like I
want to do this and we're like, well you can't
do that.

Speaker 3 (01:17:15):
Then you get mad, well yes, because you guys just
do not give us the effort to as a business.

Speaker 2 (01:17:20):
We gave you money. That's what investors do. We never
signed on to do the work. We gave you money.

Speaker 4 (01:17:24):
Can that's everything I come up with? You like no,
So I'm like, well, we're like, we's going to be
involved something illegal. Doing breaks is illegal. You can't gamble online.
We're not gambling. How are you going to set up
a TikTok shop?

Speaker 2 (01:17:34):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:17:35):
No, on our line, our Bobby Bone Show Instagram. We
just go live and say hey, Ben, mo me ten
dollars and there's five people.

Speaker 2 (01:17:42):
In this item your Instagram and go for it. Do it?

Speaker 3 (01:17:47):
Oh my gosh, do you understand? Maybe eleven day Scoo
and we're throwing it all Why can't we do it
on the show one?

Speaker 2 (01:17:52):
Why can't we do it on yours? We're throwing it
all away. We never agreed to be the sellers. We
said we'll invest. Oh my god, he said he would
sell it. We're investors, bad investment listene. You guys are
trying to put it on me, but you don't want
to do the work. Yes, I am trying, but no one.

Speaker 3 (01:18:06):
Will cooperate with me. Why can't I use the show account?
Tell me?

Speaker 4 (01:18:09):
Can?

Speaker 2 (01:18:09):
We already told you? And what venmo is? I gonna
go to my venmo? Okay, so let we trust that
your account.

Speaker 4 (01:18:16):
You're a venmo because the Bobby Bone Show Instagram has
eight hundred and forty five thousand followers, a lot more
than my personal one radio lunchbox.

Speaker 3 (01:18:24):
So why would we not to use the one more customers.

Speaker 2 (01:18:27):
So now here's the thing. So we're not going to
do his account, but the perfect thing for him to
have done be smartest to do it on his account.
Get all the followers will come with it. He'd probably
got two hundred thousand followers. He didn't want to do that,
like that would have been where the value was. But
now we got to move away from you want to
do it on my account? See that's that would have
been how to create the value on my account? But okay, well, les,
you're ready eleven days. If it's not gone, we're gone, okay,

(01:18:48):
s goodbore, throw it all the way. Yeah, I'm done
with you, okay, cool? All right, Well, you can't drop
the song, right, We don't deserve something. We can't afford
a song. We can't afford it. We have don't mind
to afford to play a song anymore. But as we're broke,
spend all the money in this bull crap. All right,
frustrating man. Eleven days, all right, thank you, Bobby Bone
show Sorry up today.

Speaker 4 (01:19:10):
This story comes to us from Nashville, Tennessee. A twenty
six year old man was excited his divorce was final.
Let me go out and celebrate. So he went downtown,
stood on the street corner, pulled out his gun and
shot some shots in the air in town.

Speaker 2 (01:19:29):
It doesn't matter if it's our town. Yeah, it does
feel a little more personal that somebody would go and
just shoot in the air, because you know, a lot
of people don't know this, but what goes.

Speaker 7 (01:19:38):
Up must come down. My dad did that one like
fourth of July. I got a shotgun and started so
I'm like, okay, I don't think that's a good idea.
He's like, yeah, you're right. Couldn't do this anymore.

Speaker 2 (01:19:46):
Shoot anybody's oh crap, they run inside.

Speaker 6 (01:19:48):
I did.

Speaker 1 (01:19:48):
They used to do it all the time. Like I'm
watching that Manhunt show Lincoln in there.

Speaker 2 (01:19:52):
Because it's pop up. It's not even about it's just
like a celebratory sure, a large sound.

Speaker 3 (01:19:58):
Yeah, it's a noise with that bullet final.

Speaker 2 (01:20:00):
Yeah, I get that.

Speaker 1 (01:20:01):
I mean it used to just be so common and
ever no one's like shocked, what's happening?

Speaker 7 (01:20:06):
Science goddess, that's true. Bones, Like you watch those old Western.

Speaker 2 (01:20:08):
Movies those cowboys are like two things happen though they're
usually places where there's not a lot of population. What
are the odds going to fall to hit one person
in like a pasture? Not taking that chance? I hear
you in a city though, it's crazy, But like you
see in the Middle East they drive around shooting stuff
in the air all the time, right, But also the
population isn't as dense and also not as much science
I hear. I think that's an idiot. Go ahead, I'm

(01:20:30):
lunch box.

Speaker 3 (01:20:31):
That's your bonehead story of the day.

Speaker 2 (01:20:34):
You're a good man for finally coming to this conclusion. Mean, yeah, yeah,
I mean, dude, had apologize.

Speaker 7 (01:20:39):
I hate apologizing, but I have to apologize for this
one because I made a big deal about something and
it was stupid.

Speaker 2 (01:20:44):
Go ahead the eclipse.

Speaker 7 (01:20:46):
I talked about it for months, about how awesome this
eclipse is gonna be.

Speaker 2 (01:20:50):
You're just now coming to this conclusion. I was like
three days later. I talked about it like months before
people even saw it coming. I think it was probably
really cool in certain places. Yes, people in Texas said
it was really cool. They saw full totality. I guess
is what it's called when it's completely covered. I'll show
you your totality. We want to see totality. They said,

(01:21:11):
it got completely dark. Crickets came out. Not where we were.
That happened here a few years ago. Yeah, close to
like ninety percent or something. And yeah, lights came on,
crickets came out. What stunk for me was and trust me,
I do not want to talk about the eclipse anymore.
But we're done. And I didn't plan to talk about
it today because it happened thirty seventy two at whatever
it is. Yeah, yeah, I guess I finally cooled down.

(01:21:33):
I good for you for admitting that we were in
the air, and I thought we had scheduled our flight
to be later because the University of Arkansas I sent
there planning to pick us up, because you know, I
went to teach for a couple of days on campus,
and so I moved the flight back, thinking we'll watch
the eclipse. But I don't know. The eclipse was like
late to a concert or something. It looked like show up.

(01:21:54):
It looked like a regular like overcast. We never saw anything.
They were up in the sky. I thought we got
front row seats and never did anything up there. We
had to be in the path. Yeah no, but you
could still see part of an eclipse all over the
country there. It's not like you were closer. I was
closer to the Sun. I mean not that much closer.
I was closer and there was no sliver. There was nothing.
You anct like you were in space. Man, kind of

(01:22:17):
let's see you were. I was heaven much less space.

Speaker 3 (01:22:21):
I mean, thirty thousand feed is a long way to
be closer.

Speaker 2 (01:22:23):
I just thought since we'd be up, there would be
above the clouds. We'd see. Yeah, it's stupid. I don't
wanna talk about the eclipse anymore. I'm done. Okay. I'd
like to apologize for making it such a big deal,
because that was not that fun. But it's a big
deal for some people. I saw some pictures andybody burned
their eyes. I didn't. I wasn't even any eclipse. My sister,
she works at a hospital.

Speaker 7 (01:22:42):
She said that everyone went outside to watch the eclipse,
and then somebody was like, hey, we got to go
back in.

Speaker 2 (01:22:45):
There are a bunch of patients in there. Funny. They're like,
oh yeah, we're working. Funny. There are still tickets left.
I guess new tickets they just put out, so ticketmaster
dot Com in Austin, it is gonna be in. It's
gonna be the greatest show. Jelly Roll Lady, a Riley Green,
Jason al Dean, it really is going to be Ashley McBride.

(01:23:08):
It's gonna be awesome. Just if you're around Texas and
you're like, man, the eclip's blue. Come to this. I
think it's funny. It took two days for DDY to
realize that it clip's blue. Just stupid. Yeah, no waste
of time. Thank you guys, have a great day. Who's
on tomorrow? Blanco, Brown's on tomorrow. We got the dance

(01:23:28):
party tomorrow. We got a good Friday show. We'll see
you then Bye show

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