Lunchbox lost his original 2 Weeks of Kindness challenge but got another chance by playing board games! Then, find out what Bobby forgot to order his wife that caused a slight problem.... Plus, we play another round of Elder vs. Millennial!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
We got Welcome to Thursday show more studio, marke Man.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Hope everybody's great. We go around the room, we check
in with all the friends here. First, he surprisingly gave
Abby a hard time about her singing performance recently, and
you can also catch him in my house working out
quite frequently.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Abbything was weird though, you were kind of rude to her.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
I was being honest. Oh, finally, it's pretty surready finally, Yeah,
listeners were surprised at you for that one. Hey, let
me try to set Lunchbox up though, and you you
were you guys were you didn't let me get on
the joke anyway, That's all go ahead.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Hey, I got a question for you guys. Do people
think I'm white? Possibly not people that see you.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Like on the radio listeners, because I met a listener
the other day and they said, Man, I'm shocked, like
I see you in your Hispanic Like yeah, he's like,
I thought you were white the whole time.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
I think if you by Eduardo, I'm doing Yeah, he's
not even Hispanic exactly. I think they think Ray is
Hispanic and they think you're white. Right, Sometimes people they
think Lunchbox is black a lot of times. Sometimes they
think he's like a big dude, which is also not true.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
But no, what would you like to say publicly.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
I'm Hispanic, I'm not white, not that there's a I mean,
you know, I'm not.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Saying anything bad, not anything bad. I'm just saying like
I am who I am.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
And I think it's interesting that some people see me
and they're like, wow, I'm surprised.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
I thought you were a white dude. He felt in
the moment there's any canceled by white people.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
It's like.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
That, yes, yeah, I think you're good, buddy, Okay, yea.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
He hopes to win the lotto and leave the show
one day. He also does a podcast called Sore Losers
with Ray Lunchbox.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
Everybody a few weeks ago, I mean maybe been a
month ago. I don't know how long ago is. I
went and did my power reds donated to the Red
Cross and saved seven lives.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
I mean, I'm a hero.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Is that all kindness?
Speaker 5 (01:57):
No?
Speaker 4 (01:58):
I was before. Man, that was like out of the blue,
you know, just me being awesome. Should be driving a
lambou for that alone. But the Red Cross loves me
because they called me yesterday and they loved me a
voicemail just to tell me how wonderful I am. Like, okay,
and you recorded it. No, it's just my voicemail. They
loved the voicemail. I didn't answer the call. I was like, oh,
(02:18):
you have it here with you. Yeah, let's listen to
what they have to say about me.
Speaker 6 (02:20):
Go ahead, Hello, I'm calling on behalf of the American
Red Costal Services. I wanted to thank you for your
recent blood donation. You should feel great knowing you're part
of a life saving community of people. Every day, approximately
twelve five hundred blood donations they're needed in the United States.
Thanks again for your donation. Have a great day.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
God question, I love it, can and I think it's
great that you gave blood.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Can ask the question here and it's all good.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Did you play that and create this fake segment just
so you could talk about how you gave blood and
get credit within the room.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
What I don't know.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
That's not for him. That's the generic when they send
to everybody. Yeah, if you don't have blood, So I did?
Speaker 4 (03:00):
He did? He go?
Speaker 2 (03:01):
They leftos just for me, knowing it wasn't for me,
so we could play it on the air and we'd
all be.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Like you is that on your phone.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
I didn't give blood to anybody that donated blood gets
that message.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
Three weeks later they call you to just tell you
how amazing you want your.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
Blood, like five years ago, and I still got an
email like this week.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
From my point is, were you bringing that in just
so you'd be celebrated by us?
Speaker 4 (03:22):
No.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
I just thought it was really cool that they called
me to celebrate. But I think it is great like
to celebrate. I think it's great that you did it.
But you just say, hey, I gave blood, and we'd
be like, oh, that's awesome, or you wouldn't have to
invent a The Red Cross called.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Me and said I'm a hero, I'm a hero, and
I did say this.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
They said, I'm a hero a community. I'm part of
a life saving community. But I think you lose now.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
The headline is people should give blood like you did
out of the goodness of.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
Your hen My power rents more than just blood. I
saved seven lives instead of three.
Speaker 7 (03:51):
What is a power?
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Red I don't know.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
But they took something out and they put something back
in and I saved seven lives.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
I think it's awesome you save lives and we could
have just been like, hey, what'd you do this weekend
in that sea?
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Like why I want to give some give some blood, but.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
Instead it's just a whole thing of voice.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
So then it turns into the the segment of is
it doesn't matter?
Speaker 4 (04:13):
But it's pretty cool. They called me to tell me like,
you're the greatest. They did, good job.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
She's recently taken up golf as a new hobby and
she comes in every morning with a nice coffee.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
It's amail.
Speaker 8 (04:25):
So I gave Eddie a robe for his birthday. It's
a Dallas Cowboys robe.
Speaker 7 (04:30):
I just thought it'd be comfy.
Speaker 8 (04:31):
He could wear it during the games, you know, when
he's watching or whatever.
Speaker 7 (04:35):
And then he sent me a picture to say thank you,
And I'm.
Speaker 8 (04:37):
Just gonna show it to you and tell you if
you would be like, should.
Speaker 7 (04:39):
Eddie be sending me this picture of him in the road?
Just look at his face and like how he's sitting.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Dude, you look like you're sending her Are you up?
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Tech? You up?
Speaker 1 (04:50):
I wanted to show her the gift.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
You can't do that.
Speaker 6 (04:53):
You n.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Your face seductive in your smile. I asked one of
my kids. I'm like, hey, will you take a picture
of me while I've seen in my room.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
That's bizarre.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Is that weird?
Speaker 7 (05:04):
That hat is also for me indirectly, but.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Oh that's true.
Speaker 7 (05:07):
And holding a glass of wine.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
It was wine five o'clock wine down.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
Oh my gosh, Oh my gosh, you're trying to seduce an.
Speaker 7 (05:16):
It's just weird.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
I thought it was.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Normal, Like, hey, Amy, look I got your robe.
Speaker 5 (05:19):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
I really like it.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
How about you say that or send a video of
you like please? He feels great instead of like hey all.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
Lounds down on the couch with the sun.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
I didn't do that face on purpose.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
This is just the vie.
Speaker 8 (05:32):
It would make me feel better if his wife her
kids were taking the photo.
Speaker 7 (05:35):
But if you took it on self, timer, we have
a no.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
My oldest son did that. You did say something on
my face? He's like, why are you making that face?
Speaker 2 (05:44):
From Mount Pine, Arkansas? One time he passed out giving blood.
But he's not a whim piece of sud. Bobby bone,
Thank you very much. I want to thank our listeners
because and don't don't tweet this out or anything, because
that's it defeats the purpose of the bit. But on tweet, dude,
I know we Eddie and I are acting like we're
building the pickleball court in our yard, in my yard
(06:06):
there in my yard, and so I've hired people to
do it. Finally I get people to do it. But
forever I'd said I was just gonna do it myself.
And then I was like, Eddie, let's just go stand
and hold like a shovel and stuff and go. We're
we're watching YouTube videos We're building a pickle ball court.
There's five hundred comments as of right now, going great job, guys.
That looks awesome because it's just listeners in on the joke.
(06:28):
Every once in a while there'll be somebody, why should
being ar cheerios? That's a lie?
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Like why they said that?
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Just get just get out. But thank you all for
being a part of the joke. I also have friends
who are texting me for I just saw it. Yes,
scroll Eddie's in like the bobcat I'm hammering. We literally
walked down after a workout, which is while we're sweating
so much, and just got on the equipment.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
I think we overdid it with a hammer, like like
why are you hammering a cinder block?
Speaker 1 (06:56):
After we took the pictures like that one might not
look real, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
It's a bit and our listeners are in on the joke.
One of my friends text and he goes, hey, are
you really building a pickleball court in the back of
your house? Is that where you guys are building that.
I'm really having a hard time believing you and Eddie
are doing this alone. We are, man, it's showbiz, baby,
and you can hire us. We should start to say
we got new jobs later on the show when those
listeners aren't in on the joke. Oh yeah, and be like,
we've just been hired to do another pickleball court.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
Man.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
We're gonna be busy wait for the updated pictures when
that thing starts to be built by a real company
and we're like, look what we did. So not gonna
mention it anymore after this, But I just want to
say thank you for being in on the jokes.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
It's hilarious. Let's open up the mailbag, you friend, the.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Game mail, and we read all the air.
Speaker 8 (07:39):
It's something we call Bobby's mailbag.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Yeah, hello, Bobby Bones. For the last year, I've worked
in an office with one co worker. I'm a twenty
four year old woman. He's a fifty something year old man.
We spend eight hours a day, five days a week
in a small office, just the two of us. So
I was a bit shocked and worried. And I learned
that he spent ten years in prison for manslaughter. He
(08:05):
was in a fight with a guy who later died.
This was over twenty years ago, and he's never shown
even a little bit of aggression in the year that
I've known him. But I feel like it's irresponsible for
my work to put me in such a vulnerable position.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Am I wrong? Should I say something to my boss
she didn't sign it?
Speaker 4 (08:22):
You want to go.
Speaker 8 (08:24):
I think that you're valid to feel as though you
should have been informed.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
But is it something that they can inform. I don't
know how long have they been working together in that
room a year for the last year.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
I don't know that the HR can warn you about
those If you go to jail, it's not like you're
on the registry.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
You know that you served your time, so it's not that.
So I don't know that.
Speaker 7 (08:48):
Okay, Well, I don't know.
Speaker 8 (08:49):
I guess if he's been nice the whole time, I
don't think if it is this is accidental manslaughter.
Speaker 4 (08:55):
But also if it was a fight.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Things happen in fights, a good, bad, terrible, awful. I
don't here got into a fight, and here this is
somebody who could kill me, right.
Speaker 8 (09:11):
Same, But I guess I just didn't know what information
you're supposed to be privy to. None, Okay, cool, I
say it's okay that hemed.
Speaker 4 (09:22):
He just don't make them mad, you know, I don't
fight with him.
Speaker 7 (09:26):
That may not even that's not be something. That's not
a crime.
Speaker 8 (09:30):
I guess that may even need for someone to be reformed,
because if it was an accident, like people, we don't know.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Again, we're a signing accident. We're signing all of this,
so it's also not murder. It was manslaughter. And I
would say, too, you can go to whomever and say, hey,
I did a Google search on Chuck and it said
he was in jail.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
What can you tell me?
Speaker 2 (09:49):
And they they can tell you nothing, because again, it's
not like a registry where everybody has to know.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
So I would say that you're in this office with
a if you.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Don't feel like he's been a threat, if it's been awesome,
keeping a professional, keep rocking it. Yeah, if he was
in jail that long, he's pretty reformed.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
I understand how she's feeling, like it's definitely her feeling
is wrong, right, right, But but I mean, you know,
people do get second chances. He served his time, and
if he seems like a pretty normal dude and hasn't
hasn't raised any suspicion of anything else happening, why not
keep working with that?
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Was like, whoo, whooped somebody in a fight and that
person just died, like she said, because.
Speaker 7 (10:25):
Sometimes someone can hit their head wrong.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Absolutely sure, you have the right to feel how you feel, regardless.
You can ask about it, say I Google searched him,
what's They can probably say nothing to you.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Then you have to make your decision based on that.
I think you can even.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Say I found this out, I'm not comfortable in this situation,
and they could remedy it in a way, But you
can't go, hey, what's what do I not know about him?
Speaker 7 (10:48):
True?
Speaker 2 (10:49):
And I'm not even sure they could say if you
said this is what I found about him, they could
say anything, but you could say, this is what I found.
I'm not comfortable. How can we make this better?
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Yeah, so you're right, feel the way you feel, But
I feel like.
Speaker 4 (11:04):
I mean, I wouldn't mess with it's just inciding. All right,
that's the mailback, closed it out.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
We got your game mail and we ran it on
your air.
Speaker 4 (11:15):
Now it's find the clothes Bobby failed back.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Yeah, lunchbox. What's the new rule your wife made for you?
Speaker 4 (11:22):
Yeah, she put a clamp down on the old fall
in the cops.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Oh you like to follow cops or ambulance or yeah
if I see the fighters.
Speaker 4 (11:32):
Yeah, Because we were in the car the other day
and we had the kids in the vehicle and I
saw a cop there was two cop cars had someone
pulled over and the dude was in handcuffs, like standing
by the side of the car, and so I whipped
a UI to drive by to kind of.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Would you whip a uie with all the kids if
you're by yourself, Even then I'd be like, wow, that's weird.
Speaker 4 (11:52):
But all the kids are in the car, and what are.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
You gonna do?
Speaker 4 (11:55):
You just want to see what's going on in the
world in the community. You want to be stay vigilant.
And so we did a roll by and then we're
at home and my wife, this is her talking about
the new rule.
Speaker 9 (12:07):
The next time you see somebody in handcuffs, or a
cop pulled someone over, or a fire truck drive by
with the lights on, Like, just don't turn around and
follow the action when you have two kids, Like that's
just not safe.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Like you're not necessary. Now the guy was in handcuffs.
Speaker 4 (12:27):
You gotta you don't want me to be vigilant and
you find out.
Speaker 9 (12:29):
What's going on business, don't follow the don't turn around.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
So you think that's a rule.
Speaker 4 (12:35):
So what about if I'm by myself.
Speaker 9 (12:36):
Just let the professional handle it and you just mind
your own business and keep on going.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
So you're basically saying you're the no fun police.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Yeah, I think you're not familiar with being vigilant. That
vigilance isn't going and looking at somebody be arrested.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Like the cop already.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
I think he just heard like Batman say vigilant or something,
and now he thinks it's part of like crime fighting.
Speaker 4 (12:58):
You're not being vigilant, hmmm, keeping up to know what's
going on in the neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
You're being snoopy, is that what it's called?
Speaker 5 (13:05):
Like you're snooping in on like you're like necking on
something that could also cause an accident as well.
Speaker 4 (13:11):
Yeah, well, I make a safe you turn the kids
are in the car, or I make the block.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
But what is the best case scenario of what can
happen if you're going by?
Speaker 4 (13:21):
It just brings up conversation with the kids like, oh, look,
see the police are here to protect you and they'll
take care of you, and they get the bad guys.
Speaker 7 (13:28):
And maybe and don't grow up to be a bad guy.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
Or how about you just see him when you drive
by the first time and say that and you don't
have to go back by.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
What if that because they said, oh I didn't see
that out, how about you say trust me, Oh that
doesn't really work.
Speaker 4 (13:44):
I mean kids, I mean I'm just saying so she
kind of put the clamp down on my one of
my hobbies.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
That's not really a hobby though. I mean, don't you
guys you don't have a scanner, No, it's too much.
You can borrow my scanner. It's awesome you hear a
crime and then go to it.
Speaker 4 (13:58):
But don't you think like it's want to kind of
go see what's going on in the community.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
I don't, Well, there's a difference and go see what's
going on the community. And also driving by somebody it's
been arrested. See why don't you.
Speaker 4 (14:09):
Know if he was arrested, he was just maybe but
that maybe you're just being detained and then you're not.
That's what I'm saying, Like you want to find out, Hey,
they going to the big house?
Speaker 2 (14:17):
They not?
Speaker 4 (14:17):
Like, are you going to follow this rule?
Speaker 1 (14:19):
Maybe just do it? You follow with no kids? That
may be the kids.
Speaker 4 (14:24):
I mean she was pretty like like, please don't do
it without the kids, because what happens if something goes wrong?
What happens?
Speaker 7 (14:30):
What do you do? You make up your own mind,
don't you?
Speaker 1 (14:32):
And you were the pants the family?
Speaker 2 (14:33):
The pants sounds like, hey, it sounds like mama was
sounding daddy what to do? Yeah, all right, we all
heard it.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
His voice was like, I can't do that anymore.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
I agree with her. I wouldn't chase this stuff with
the kids in the car. I wouldn't chase it anyway.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Would you chase it daddy on my own? Absolutely?
Speaker 7 (14:52):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
What you want to know what's going on in your community?
Speaker 4 (14:57):
You want to be vigilant.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
Right now, that's that's I'm just gonna play a song
so other people don't feel the same way as you do.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
I don't want to encourage anybody to do this.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
You just ended up getting in the way you could
possibly get in the way.
Speaker 4 (15:07):
You could, but you could also.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
Like do nothing except take a picture. That's it.
Speaker 4 (15:11):
It's good for instance, It's time for the good news.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
Bobby Delta Airlines pilot name's Keith recently celebrated his retirement
with a special flight to Hawaii. He spent a bunch
of pay, like a year's pay, chartering a whole plane,
and then took all of his friends, like one hundred
people to Hawaii and flew them all there.
Speaker 4 (15:35):
Wallard, Interesting, man, that's so cool.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
The fact that you would spend a year's pay, that's
pretty cool. I mean, yeah, I must have some money
saved up a whole year. I have forty six years
of flying, he said, and that he's retiring. But he's
forty six. Let's they started flying at twenty two, so
it's about, you know, forty fifty six to seventy years older.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
So yeah, I feel like.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
That's probably about the max age because I want somebody,
if there's an emergency, to be able to be sharp
and make a quick decision.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
You know, think old people can make quick decisions. I
think It is shown through.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Many studies and decades of data that the older the
brain gets, the slower the reaction time, which is why
it's weird. We're about to have a president, Like we
have one now that's too old, and we're gonna have
another one's too old regardless of who wins. Yeah, we wouldn't
even want our pilot to be eighty, but we're like,
run the biggest businesses in the world America. The fact
(16:33):
that he saved up for a year or took that
much money and took all those friends on a trip
is awesome. That's so cool because it's not like he's
making millions of dollars being a pilot. I don't know
what pilot's mean.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
They make a lot of money. I think they'd make
a good living that long.
Speaker 7 (16:45):
What your route is like, if you're like your paper.
Speaker 4 (16:48):
Out, you get a better out.
Speaker 8 (16:49):
Yeah, Like if your Dallas to Austin is not going
to be as much as if you're you know, inter
national JFK to London every day.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
Fancy throwing out to know all about flying? All right,
that's what it's all about. That was tell me something good.
Lunchbox is dominating in his first ever season of elder
versus Millennial. You've shut her out so far. That's what
(17:20):
I do, That's what he does. I'm gonna ask Lunchbox
three questions about her generation and hers swifty Lauren, the
youngest on our show. Let's introduce Offwoy Lunchbox here up first.
He's the captain of Cringe who claims all he does
is when he loves looking online at women a bikinis
and his dream is to drive a Lamborghini. It's Lunchbox, Yes, sir, Lunchbox,
(17:42):
are you ready ready?
Speaker 1 (17:43):
Let's go?
Speaker 2 (17:46):
What T Mobile phone did every team desperately won? In
two thousand and six? The horizontal screen, which spun opened
like suicide doors, made flip phones seem old fashioned? Mobile
mobile phone did every team desperately want in two thousand
and six? The horizontal screen, which spun open like suicide doors,
(18:07):
made the flip phone seem old fashioned?
Speaker 4 (18:10):
Oh man, what is that called?
Speaker 2 (18:14):
T Mobile? U?
Speaker 1 (18:18):
Nokia?
Speaker 4 (18:20):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
That's the name of another brand, another brand, But you
know what, that's incorrect, he tried, Lauren. I don't know
if you get this. You still that's a sidekick?
Speaker 4 (18:27):
It is?
Speaker 2 (18:29):
I never wanted one of those job, Lauren Lunchbox. What
artists announced she was pregnant at the end of her
twenty eleven BMA's performance by unbuttoning her jacket and rubbing
her belly.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
In what year? Twenty eleven?
Speaker 2 (18:44):
What artists announced she was pregnant at the end of
her twenty eleven VMA's performance by unbuttoning her jacket and
rubbing her belly twenty eleven.
Speaker 4 (18:54):
Oh my gosh, Katy Perry incorrect.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
Swifty Lauren Beyonce correct? Oh whoa lunchbox?
Speaker 4 (19:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (19:08):
The Fifty Shades novel trilogy was originally written as a
fan fiction work.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
Of what are the book series Twilight?
Speaker 4 (19:19):
Correct? It's fan fiction. That's crazy, huh okay?
Speaker 1 (19:24):
To one quiet Eddie Squirrel finds him nuts. Swifty Lauren
with the lead.
Speaker 4 (19:28):
I don't understand how Eddie cheers for someone that beat
him Like that's weird.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
I think it's just generally against you, just like you're
generally against him. I'm not generally against him. I didn't
care if I cheered for the elder. But whatever, Lunchbox's opponent.
She's our youngest producer. She's getting married in May, and
after being down two points, she hopes today's game goes
her way.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
It's swifty.
Speaker 4 (19:47):
Lauren.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
By the way, you see the pictures of Travis and
Taylor on a romantic beach vacation. I did your thoughts.
I thought they looked great, they looked happy.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
They did look happy in a swing.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (19:58):
Yeah, it had only clause eighteen thousand dollars a night.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (20:03):
Yeah, it's amazing. I wish I had that life.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
That's a nickel. You should do something then, like they
do that well tough. I can't read to catch the
football over the middle or anywhere.
Speaker 4 (20:14):
Yeah, yeah, but she pays for that, right.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
I would imagine they both probably share.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
You do have these.
Speaker 5 (20:22):
I think he's probably like, yeah, private planner are going
to take yours or mine?
Speaker 2 (20:29):
They probably share expenses. Okay, Laura and your questions. What
Billy Joel song featured over one hundred different headlines from
nineteen forty nine to nineteen eighty nine.
Speaker 7 (20:40):
Oh, we didn't start the fire.
Speaker 4 (20:41):
Correct, I don't. I wouldn't have know.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
I don't know what start the fire. Yea, you said
it had headlines.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
Yeah, the whole song is just them saying news headlines.
Speaker 4 (20:54):
Oh, I had no idea. Okay, you never knew.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
That what the miss reggae singer Lauren passed away at
nineteen eighty one?
Speaker 1 (21:04):
Bob Marley, correct, and fine, what.
Speaker 4 (21:08):
Was that movie?
Speaker 2 (21:08):
Yeddie did?
Speaker 4 (21:09):
Jim a big fan, big fans, big fan got him.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
Hey, you might lose the game, but together exactly we
came here for.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
Are you saying the nineteen eighty three song girls just
want to have fun? Pat Benaar, Oh.
Speaker 4 (21:24):
Sorry, that's Cidey Laupper.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
Correct, doesn't matter, doesn't matter, so one Sidney Lapper correct.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
You get a nice shots, swifty lawns. That winner got
the first point on the board.
Speaker 4 (21:35):
Nice shot.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
Somebody won the Mega millions. It was the one point
one three billion dollars, so stupid, pretty cool. Imagine that
your life changes like that, you get the.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
Eight hundred sixty million or so. If you choose lomp
some and.
Speaker 10 (21:51):
You get it.
Speaker 4 (21:52):
Oh, I had lump some. That suckers so bad.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
You lump something hard. Oh yeah, what I'm saying, man,
that's from North Jersey dot com.
Speaker 1 (21:59):
Congratulations to whomever that is.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
That's a lot. It's it's not I can't even imagine
how much it actually is. It's one of those things
where like that's crazy, but I really can't imagine, Like
I can't visualize and feel what it would feel like.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
No, not that much. Yeah, I mean good, but I can't.
You can't visualize that.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
I mean your kid's kids, kids. I mean, it's the
reality of it. Doesn't feel like I can. I can
like be there with it. Oh, I can close my
eyes right now and picture it.
Speaker 4 (22:30):
Now, I can picture it. But I think I don't
think you can understand eight hundred.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
I mean that is so much, maybe like understanding being
fourteen feet tall, Like I can go, Oh, that would
be tough, but I can't really, right, So there's another story.
Would you rather have a one hundred percent chance of
winning one million dollars? Like, absolutely, here's one million dollars,
there's no way you can lose it, or a seventy
(22:55):
five percent chance of winning a billion dollars.
Speaker 4 (22:58):
Seventy five percent chance of winning a billion.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
He answers quickly. I like it not.
Speaker 7 (23:03):
It was one million.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
Versus one billion.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
Oh billion, So it's either a three million or a
seventy five chance of one billion.
Speaker 7 (23:13):
Go, I'm gonna take the three million.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
I'm taking the three million. Two guys are idiots? No,
give me the million. I need it right now. Yeah million?
Speaker 2 (23:22):
If you were to lose that, so what are you
you talking about?
Speaker 1 (23:25):
You know what happened to you, Lunchbox.
Speaker 3 (23:26):
We all get our million, and you would not get
your billions.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
My odds are he's gonna get it.
Speaker 4 (23:31):
Here's I have four squares. Here, let's just see what
Lunchbox would have got, because he might win the billion.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
I don't have a billion, but it's just a game.
We can all do it.
Speaker 4 (23:40):
Check mark one, check mark two, check mark three.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
You want a billion? X?
Speaker 4 (23:44):
Okay, you lose it?
Speaker 1 (23:45):
All got it?
Speaker 2 (23:46):
Okay, all right, I'll do it over here. I'm gonna
mix them up, and so Lunchbox is gonna be across one, two, three, four,
And I want you to don't look at the pages please.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
I can't even see him.
Speaker 4 (23:57):
But I'm gonna set them up ahead of time so.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
I can't change them. So if you get a check mark, yep,
you get a billion dollars. Boom, I've already accepted my million.
Thank you for me playing. I got a million bucks.
We're a Millionaire's pretty cool, Lunchbox. You could pick a
number one through four, and if you pick the number
with a check mark, you.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Get a billion, give me one one billion dollars.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
Number one. I'm not touching it.
Speaker 4 (24:22):
Will you come touch it? Give me a billion dollars?
Speaker 2 (24:27):
One, two, three, four?
Speaker 4 (24:29):
Lift up?
Speaker 1 (24:29):
Which one?
Speaker 2 (24:31):
You want to stand up so you can see what
because nobody's messing with it.
Speaker 4 (24:33):
Don't want to think messing with Go number one?
Speaker 2 (24:36):
Ready, number one?
Speaker 1 (24:37):
Go it's the X.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
You just watched a billion, you dummy.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
You just want we're all over here with our million.
Speaker 4 (24:44):
And he's like, can I have some idiot chance?
Speaker 1 (24:48):
Oh well, yeah, well you would. You often say if
you lost you.
Speaker 4 (24:54):
A million is not is not saying myself level no,
but a billion?
Speaker 2 (24:58):
Billion? Dude, you just.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
Lost a billion. No, no, I lost a billion. But
I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (25:02):
What you're saying is if I missed out because I
played the same numbers every single time and then those
numbers hit I didn't and I lost out, That's when
losing a million is not ended.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
You would be so mad. We just want a million.
He got nothing.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
Amy, Yes, same game. Although you've chosen a million, what
number will you pick?
Speaker 2 (25:23):
Go ahead?
Speaker 7 (25:24):
Four?
Speaker 1 (25:24):
Number four? You want a billion dollars?
Speaker 3 (25:27):
Where the one is what you make sure it's not
that dumb you've already lost your billion.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
But I should have gone to my songer Jersey. If
you got a millionaire, play.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
I want a billion. You can't win the billion. You
can't win a million a million because you're number Do
you choose number three?
Speaker 1 (25:47):
It's just a game.
Speaker 4 (25:48):
Number three, Come a millionaire. That just shows you my luck.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
Right, No, no, it's your car. It's not real money,
but it.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
Just shows you my luck. I should have just gone
my sock jersey.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
Here we go.
Speaker 4 (26:01):
What's that number two? High school man?
Speaker 1 (26:05):
You may go number two now? But okay, lunch.
Speaker 4 (26:06):
Box just for another billion?
Speaker 1 (26:07):
Go ahead, number one?
Speaker 4 (26:09):
One billion?
Speaker 2 (26:10):
Amy to grab it? Oh no, he lost it again.
Speaker 7 (26:13):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (26:17):
He's the one under Yeah, yeah, that's one one again?
Speaker 1 (26:22):
So you did just leave it there? I put them up.
What's under them? There is validity? Did this karma thing
I promised you I did? That was not rigged.
Speaker 8 (26:35):
Luck.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
It's not bad luck.
Speaker 4 (26:37):
He lost a billion twice.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
Dang man, we got it.
Speaker 4 (26:40):
There's only a one in eight.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
No, you didn't get a billion. You only got a million.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
Get free money.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
Yeah, but that doesn'tcount. Amy's for fun. But we got
a million.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
We got millions of dollars and you know one man,
I didn't want to say it till it was over.
But that was all for real money.
Speaker 4 (26:54):
Man, give me the money. I mean, you guys are idiots.
If you would take the shot at a billion. We
just showed you lost twice.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
Okay, that's great. We did a draft on the best
childhood movies.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
In second place was Lunchbox, The Second The Sandlot, Back
to the Future, and et. The person who finished first
dominated by like over ten percent from the second. In
fourth place, there five is Me, The Lion King, Missus Doubt,
Fire Beetlejuice, fourth place. Third was Amy Home Alone, Mighty Ducks, Aladdin,
(27:29):
And just because fifth place gets kicked out, the first
place gets the belt. So I give you the two
Ray Mundo had Space Jam, Goonies, Cool Runnings versus Morgan,
Toy Story, The Parent Trap, Princess Diaries.
Speaker 3 (27:44):
Oh it's easy, Ray loss.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
Morgan, Ray, you've been eliminated. You will not come back
for the next round. Morgan gets the belt, gets get
the championship belt.
Speaker 4 (27:53):
Back on her desk.
Speaker 3 (27:53):
Coming over, Morgan, you keep get going back and forth
between you and Morgan.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
That's how we like it.
Speaker 4 (27:58):
Morgan gets the belt back at your back.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
In Yeah, what are we doing next time?
Speaker 2 (28:02):
Who knows?
Speaker 4 (28:02):
We never know?
Speaker 2 (28:03):
Told Your Day Before but Toy Story, The Parent Trap,
and Princess Diaries with thirty three percent.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
Morgan is our new draft champion Nineties Babies, Man of
Amy's Pile of Stories.
Speaker 8 (28:14):
The New York Post had an article about sunshine guilt,
and it's something that's trending right now. And it's when
the weather is really nice but you'd rather stay inside
and then you feel guilty about it.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
Oh that's me. I just won't have guilt about it.
I just like, how about that looks pretty out there?
Speaker 8 (28:28):
You feel perfectly fine inside. How it started to get
really popular was this woman on TikTok started going viral
when she was having this perfectly okay day indoors. She's
totally fine with it until the sunshine gave her guilt
and it ruined everything. Just go outside then, right, No,
because she wants to inside.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
I'm good not going outside.
Speaker 2 (28:47):
The only time I regret not going outside is when
I look at myself in the mirror.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
What do you mean what you basically see through me?
Speaker 6 (28:53):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (28:53):
Because you're oh yeah, it's like a full.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
Time X ray I just walk in. You're like I
can see the bones and the organs and everything. All right,
what else?
Speaker 8 (29:00):
A plane expert or an aviation expert was talking about
how if you're wearing leggings on a flight, you're increasing
your risk if the plane were to catch on fire
because leggings have flammable materials, and then.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
Literally begging for clicks on tiktoking, right because like a
flannel shirt too, you're going all the planes gotta crash,
that's true, right, or the fire on the plane. Second
of all, it's got to like catch your it's gotta
fire's gonna touch your legging.
Speaker 3 (29:28):
Yeah, if you're crashing in the planes on fire, it
doesn't matter you're wearing leggings or not.
Speaker 8 (29:33):
If you if you have gees, you're probably in a
better position.
Speaker 4 (29:37):
Like you're not in a.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
Good position anyway.
Speaker 4 (29:40):
Well, fine, I see this person.
Speaker 2 (29:42):
I'm doing, I get butt naked.
Speaker 4 (29:44):
I'm out of here, man, I'm not lifting.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
The risk at all.
Speaker 7 (29:48):
Maybe Flamingo, that's.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
Just turbulence, and I'm the guy that gets take down
to the seat.
Speaker 8 (29:52):
My ex husband used to always tell me when I
would take my shoes off when you're flying, He's like
I'd put my shoes on if he's like, I would
never take my shoes off while ride a plane because like,
if an emergency happens, like you're the one that's gonna
have trouble getting places and I'm gonna still have my
shoes on, it's gonna be easy.
Speaker 2 (30:09):
Jeneen though, if that's happening, would probably get you through. However,
I have very sensitive feat. So the plane crashes and
I'm like, oh, oh, oh wow a couple o.
Speaker 8 (30:20):
Parker McCollum is set to be a first time dad
this August, and so Luke Comb said to him, Hey,
it's gonna be really hard to not write dad songs
after you become a dad, and Parker was like, yeah, no,
I'm never gonna be dad song guy. And then Luke said, hey,
call me six months after your kid is born and
tell me how many you've written, because.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
Luke has that's funny.
Speaker 7 (30:39):
Yeah, I've been inspired by his goods.
Speaker 2 (30:41):
Yeah, I'm assuming you don't even know until you know,
like what that feeling is and why that feeling is,
and if you're creating art based on life experiences, that's
that's a whole lot of it.
Speaker 4 (30:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
Yeah, well, good luck to them all.
Speaker 4 (30:52):
Is what I say.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
All right, what else?
Speaker 7 (30:53):
I'm aymy, that's my file.
Speaker 4 (30:55):
That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the
good news.
Speaker 7 (31:04):
So this woman, she goes by the nickname.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
Cher Cchr, like the singer Yeah.
Speaker 8 (31:09):
Yeah, And she told the Maryland Lottery officials that she
purchased a ticket.
Speaker 7 (31:14):
On March fourth, a powerball drawing. But she has this
little pocket in her purse.
Speaker 8 (31:17):
It's dedicated to her lottery tickets, and she fills up.
Speaker 7 (31:20):
That little pocket.
Speaker 8 (31:21):
She doesn't check to see if she's won anything until
that little pocket gets full.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
So multiple lotteries can happen.
Speaker 7 (31:27):
This is how deserve system.
Speaker 8 (31:29):
On the day that she can no longer stuff anymore
in there, she decides, Okay, I'm gonna go check my tickets,
and she won fifty thousand, seven.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
Dollars fifty thousand and seven. Why'd you feel the need
to say the seven?
Speaker 8 (31:40):
Yeah, because on one line she won fifty thousand, and
then on the other line she won seven dollars.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
Throwing the seven in there, I just thought it was
weird framing to throwing the seven herself. That's awesome. I
can't people don't win money. I got a scratch off today.
I finally scratched my Florida scratch off and I lost
both and used to losing the sell scratchers. I don't
know what that feeling would be to win fifty thousand dollars.
Speaker 4 (32:04):
Amazing, really good about.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
That's a whole different level.
Speaker 2 (32:08):
Yeah, that's good one share.
Speaker 4 (32:12):
That's comedic timing right there, you guys. She nailed it.
Speaker 7 (32:14):
Okay, thanks guys.
Speaker 8 (32:15):
Cher said that she plans to use her money to
pay off medical debt and make some household repairs.
Speaker 4 (32:20):
So that's awesome, and probably throw a few bucks in
tribute to it, right, sonny.
Speaker 8 (32:24):
But then I think lunchbox, like her attitude about it
is like about the lettery tick them just stick get
in my pocket. Like it's not like she's, oh, I
have to go check this right now because she's desperate.
Speaker 7 (32:31):
She's just more like, Eh, i'll check it when I
check it.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
He needs to go to church. Yeah, I've been trying
to find the right one.
Speaker 2 (32:37):
No, just go hear the message. Let that inspire you.
Then go get a lottery ticket. Okay, I'm trying to
write one, Like, what are you're looking for a denomination?
Speaker 1 (32:47):
Yeah, you don't want to disrespect them that you're just
saying words. At this point you want to be going.
I think going to church to win the lottery is
a bit disrespectful.
Speaker 4 (32:55):
But I don't know that you go to church to
better yourself, right, You go to ask for forgiveness therapy.
Speaker 1 (33:01):
Okay, well yeah, yeah, okay, thank you.
Speaker 4 (33:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
Let us know, Amy, good story. That's what it's all about.
Speaker 2 (33:07):
That was telling me something good. Got a couple of
voicemails for you. Here's the first one.
Speaker 10 (33:12):
Good morning, Bobby.
Speaker 2 (33:14):
Listen.
Speaker 10 (33:14):
Uh, I am so ready to get the regular lunchbox
back on board. We like the lunchbox with an attitude,
not the lunchbox being all nice. So h hurry and
get to spit over with so we can get back
to the real deal.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
We're back to the real deal kind of.
Speaker 2 (33:31):
But although I Alwill said, Lunchbox has been pretty nice
to me, Yeah, we're back nice to me, even pretty kind.
Speaker 3 (33:36):
But even during the kindness challenge, he wasn't really nice
for him.
Speaker 1 (33:40):
I think that's what.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
People got confused. I got you. Yeah, this is from Victoria.
Speaker 1 (33:44):
Here you go, Lunchbocks.
Speaker 4 (33:46):
You just stay what everybody else is thinking.
Speaker 2 (33:48):
Don't change.
Speaker 7 (33:49):
You'd be who you are what you are because you're awesome,
that's all.
Speaker 4 (33:52):
Everyone just doesn't like their thoughts put out in the air.
Speaker 8 (33:54):
If you get rid of him, I'm.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
Turning you off.
Speaker 4 (33:57):
Oh I'm not going anywhere. They're not getting rid of me.
They were just trying to make me be like boring.
Speaker 2 (34:02):
I know we were making you No, no, no, it was
a bit and it was like, hey, if you can
be kind, we will spend this money on you. Well
we me, but yeah, so no, nobody's making you do anything.
You weren't forced to do anything.
Speaker 4 (34:13):
Right, right, But I was trying to drive a Lambo
and you guys, I mean people.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
I was probably kind.
Speaker 4 (34:18):
It's just people don't want to see me have my
dreams accomplished, so they don't want me to drive a Lambo,
so they put unkind. I mean really, it should be
up to Bobby and Bobby only.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
Yeah, but that wasn't a bit like we said. We
stated the rules, but maybe we could find a new
game to do. Yeah, I got a new game I'll
think about.
Speaker 1 (34:36):
All right, let me know here is one.
Speaker 7 (34:37):
More go ahead, Hi, guys, I have a morning cory
for you.
Speaker 8 (34:41):
My joke is, what did the dose say when she
walked out of the woods.
Speaker 6 (34:45):
I'll never do that for five bucks again.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
That's funny when you say like double ways. I don't
even want to explain it.
Speaker 2 (34:56):
You know, I didn't even understand what she said. What
did the dough say when she walked out of the woods.
I'll never do that for five bucks again?
Speaker 7 (35:02):
Five the dough?
Speaker 2 (35:04):
Oh oh?
Speaker 1 (35:06):
Is that dirty?
Speaker 2 (35:06):
Okay?
Speaker 7 (35:07):
It's kind of like morning corning after dark?
Speaker 4 (35:09):
Not really, only if you take it that way.
Speaker 2 (35:11):
Oh all right, let's go over to Amy Morning Corny Investigative,
The Morning Corny ninety seconds up on the wall. We
get as many as we can in ninety seconds. The team,
Are you ready ready?
Speaker 4 (35:25):
Amy?
Speaker 1 (35:26):
Are you ready ready? Timer doesn't start till she finishes
the joke.
Speaker 2 (35:29):
Let's go.
Speaker 8 (35:31):
Why are pupils the last part of your body to
stop working when you die because they're dilated?
Speaker 1 (35:37):
Dilated, they dilate.
Speaker 7 (35:41):
Okay.
Speaker 8 (35:42):
What is a toddler that is refusing to nap? Guilty
of no?
Speaker 4 (35:47):
Sleepless uh crime? Toddler?
Speaker 1 (35:50):
Sleepless crime? A toddler that doesn't sleep?
Speaker 2 (35:53):
Extortion?
Speaker 1 (35:56):
White insomnia? What do you get arrested for?
Speaker 4 (35:59):
God? Nowapping?
Speaker 2 (36:00):
Not okay? Burglar?
Speaker 1 (36:03):
Not burglar?
Speaker 4 (36:03):
Kidnapped, kidnapapping, kid napping, kid not napping. That's pretty good,
kid not napping. What's the question again, what.
Speaker 8 (36:11):
Is the toddler, uh guilty for? That was refusing to nap?
Speaker 1 (36:16):
He's refusing to nap.
Speaker 7 (36:18):
Okay, yeah, he's refusing.
Speaker 2 (36:21):
I will not snap, he will not napster, he will
not so he stays away, he will not rest using, resisting,
resisting arrest, risk rest, resisting resisting arrest.
Speaker 7 (36:35):
Resisting arrest. Okay. What did the great say when it
got crushed?
Speaker 2 (36:42):
Wine? It whined?
Speaker 4 (36:44):
It whined, Uh, poppash wine?
Speaker 8 (36:48):
Ye wine, wine, hands on your head, it let out
a little wine?
Speaker 2 (36:53):
Take it?
Speaker 7 (36:54):
Okay? What did the police officer say to his belly button?
Speaker 4 (37:01):
What did the police officers say to his belly buttonhole time?
Speaker 1 (37:09):
You're under my best you're under my vest. That would
have been good. You're under a vest, that would have
been good.
Speaker 2 (37:14):
Is that it? Yeah? We didn't get it, but we
kind of moral victory there. Ye three, that's that's fun though,
pretty good. Yeah, it's good.
Speaker 1 (37:23):
The question is who's more likely to start a fight,
the husband or the wife?
Speaker 2 (37:26):
Amy, you go the husband? Okay, Well, when just just
a reaction, why would you say that.
Speaker 7 (37:31):
Oh, I don't know. I just didn't want to choose
myself lunchbox.
Speaker 4 (37:36):
Oh the wife for sure, because they liked to nitpick
eddie nag the wife.
Speaker 3 (37:43):
And I feel like it'll always start with like, what's
that tone? And like, well, a tone, So you're a
get in trouble for tone yet all.
Speaker 7 (37:49):
The time, So technically you're starting it with the tone.
Speaker 1 (37:51):
No, no, no, no, no, no, I'm just poppied. But no,
he might be talking disrespectfully, but the fight hasn't started. No,
it's just my tone.
Speaker 7 (37:57):
Stand up for the tone, and like stand up to
the towne and then.
Speaker 2 (38:00):
Well, but there's no fight until the other person engages.
As soon as someone says what's with that tone, the
fight starts. So the answer is, then I will give
you why I think it is. It's the wife. Studies
show that in most marriage is the wife is the
first to realize when something feels wrong in the relationship
and is the first to say something about it. So
I would say, in my marriage, if my wife doesn't
(38:22):
bring it up, it'll never get brought up. Doing the
problem ever, Yes, But and then I may react to
be like well, you know, I may be and then
if we're it turns into a fight or something. But
I would never start a fight, not because I'm too
good to fight, but because I'm like, I don't want
to fight, and I'd rather just ignore it. I'd rather
ignore it until it gets so bad that I just
(38:44):
really push even harder to suppress.
Speaker 7 (38:46):
That makes sense.
Speaker 2 (38:47):
Do you ever say like I don't want to fight?
Oh yeah all the time, me too, But for her
being someone who's healthy, she goes. But we need to
get a resolution to this or it is going to
linger infester and it's going to be a worse fight
or disagreement.
Speaker 3 (39:02):
And that's when I say like, no, no, no, we
don't It's fine. I lost, Okay, I just won't talk anymore.
Speaker 1 (39:08):
Sometimes I just do.
Speaker 4 (39:11):
That, dude, I do.
Speaker 2 (39:12):
I don't even say I'll just do quiet games sometimes
because I'm like, I know anything I say can it
will be hold against me in a court of law,
and so I'm just like.
Speaker 1 (39:20):
Oh, man, I actually hates that. Oh yeah, trying to
kill me.
Speaker 2 (39:24):
Yeah, and I'm twelve years old, but I just know
that what I'm about to say is probably not going
to be accurate, not going to be fair, and probably
not going to be good in my defense for whatever
it is. So I have learned that the best possible
scenario for me is to just zip it until my
attorney shows up. My attorney is me like three hours later.
Once I've collected my thoughts and reasoned.
Speaker 1 (39:46):
I thought, you really brought an attorney over. That'd be hilarious.
Speaker 2 (39:51):
But the wife does it because it probably needs to
be done, and it's the mature thing to do, is
to actually confront whatever.
Speaker 7 (39:56):
The issue is and there can be clean fighting.
Speaker 2 (40:00):
Yes, it's very early to do. It's hard for me
to do. I'm emotionally stunted. I I'm twelve in a
relationship thirteen fourteen. A lot of people get to have
relationships where you know, you have a serious girlfriend or boyfriend,
whatever it's at seventeen, at twenty five, you have a deep.
Speaker 7 (40:15):
But at what point do you grow out of that?
Speaker 2 (40:17):
I'm getting better because the more we have issues, they're
not even issues.
Speaker 1 (40:22):
I think they're just normal. I just never even lived with.
Speaker 2 (40:25):
Anybody, had to even check at all on anybody else
but myself, and sometimes I just forget you forget Oh yeah, yeah, no,
look you forget that.
Speaker 1 (40:34):
Well, I'm gonna tell you like one time, I just listen,
you're married.
Speaker 4 (40:36):
I was just some food.
Speaker 1 (40:37):
The other night I just forgot. I just forgot there
were two people.
Speaker 4 (40:39):
Now, no all I'm doing. I'm sitting there.
Speaker 2 (40:42):
That's bad.
Speaker 4 (40:43):
That starts a fight. It's the stupidest thing ever does
start with y'all.
Speaker 2 (40:47):
No, but it wasn't.
Speaker 1 (40:48):
It wasn't even a fight. It was a disappointed type thing.
Speaker 8 (40:51):
I know.
Speaker 1 (40:52):
I'm sitting there, natural muscle memory.
Speaker 2 (40:54):
I'm like, man, I'm hungry, or to mean, this little
pizza thing, little health is send it over. I do
the pay the dollar rining because I'm extra hungry to
get the uber eats fast. It eats it and she
walks in. I'm working on stuff with pizzas. Where's the pizza?
And it was? It was right. Then I went, oh, no,
I said I ordered it. I didn't think you wanted.
I just said I didn't think you wanted. Look, we
(41:17):
didn't check with me, I said, I I know. Then
I then I have lied.
Speaker 6 (41:22):
What?
Speaker 2 (41:22):
Then I said why I thought I ordered to the
other one. And then she said did you look at you?
Speaker 4 (41:27):
And then I was like why.
Speaker 2 (41:29):
Then I went silent.
Speaker 1 (41:32):
He's quiet again.
Speaker 4 (41:34):
But I didn't do it.
Speaker 1 (41:35):
On purpose guilty. You didn't do it on purpose.
Speaker 6 (41:39):
It was.
Speaker 9 (41:42):
Man.
Speaker 3 (41:43):
So by the time you're six to you'll realize you're
married and you know you're not alone anymore.
Speaker 2 (41:47):
Thank God for wives. Yes, because the healthy thing is
to have a resolution on things.
Speaker 7 (41:53):
It's better out of the gates that.
Speaker 1 (41:57):
Pizza thing too.
Speaker 3 (41:58):
I mean, what's a good good exam of like clean fighting.
I don't understand that Bobby.
Speaker 7 (42:02):
Shout of the gate. No clean fighting shower with soap, no.
Speaker 8 (42:07):
I think out of the gate an example of that
where Kaitlyn can feel seen if she comes.
Speaker 7 (42:12):
In and says like what.
Speaker 6 (42:15):
Right?
Speaker 2 (42:15):
But I knew I did it. I was like one
of those criminals that swim away and then they get
like please help while they're drowning.
Speaker 8 (42:22):
Right, you tried to go to other things like I
didn't think you wanted any which we know that isn't truely.
Speaker 7 (42:27):
Oh I thought I ordered too, That's not the truth.
Speaker 8 (42:29):
So I think an example would be like out of
the gate, Like, oh, Caitlyn, I am, I am so sorry.
I would never want to make you feel like I'm
not thinking of you, but I I honestly just was
hungry and I ordered something I didn't I didn't.
Speaker 2 (42:40):
That wouldn't work.
Speaker 6 (42:41):
Why.
Speaker 2 (42:42):
I think the honest answer would have been like that
is honest. No, the honest would have been, like, my
muscle memory was just to go to uber. It's an order.
Speaker 7 (42:50):
And Bobby, you've been married for three years almost?
Speaker 1 (42:52):
Yeah, but how long it was it married all the others? Oh, yes,
more time there than your muscle.
Speaker 2 (42:57):
Sometimes remote in the fridge top?
Speaker 1 (43:00):
Why would I do that?
Speaker 2 (43:00):
Would you ta TV remote and I'll just get some
of the fridge and I just don't think I put
the remote in the fridge and I'm like, where's the remote? I,
like everyone, I can't find it.
Speaker 1 (43:06):
That's a muscle memory. O.
Speaker 7 (43:07):
No.
Speaker 2 (43:07):
But it's like sometimes you do things without thinking because
you're focused on something else. And that's what your answer
say that that's too healthy.
Speaker 1 (43:14):
I'm trying to get out of that. I'm trying to
get out of the problem here.
Speaker 8 (43:16):
Yeah, or stop hearing the other person. I think sometimes
unhealthy or dirty fighting.
Speaker 4 (43:21):
But she would be also hungry too. I think she
was a little hungry and she didn't have any food.
Speaker 7 (43:26):
Yes, okay, well you can pivot on her if you want.
Speaker 8 (43:28):
But I think sometimes when we yeah, when you interrupt
or you're not hearing the other person, or you're yelling
and you're not giving them a chance to speak.
Speaker 1 (43:35):
And give him one star for forgetting your food. I'm
going to go rate that order to anyway you want something.
Speaker 2 (43:42):
Then it turned into doing something mine, and then that's
kind of insulting because you're like, no, I don't want
some of yours.
Speaker 7 (43:48):
So sometimes I wish we could get her on the phone.
Speaker 1 (43:51):
She does not want to be on the busy.
Speaker 2 (43:53):
I know. That's why I do not want to be
on the air. She would rather meet order pizza and
her not eat than come on the air.
Speaker 8 (43:59):
I know.
Speaker 7 (44:00):
Just be cool to hear.
Speaker 2 (44:02):
But I'm not giving a good side of me. I'm
not going, hey, look how right I am. I'm going
I'm an idiot. This is how I've been an idiot lately.
Speaker 7 (44:09):
Yeah, I don't think that.
Speaker 1 (44:10):
You know, you're presented like, that's not what.
Speaker 4 (44:11):
We're starting to fight now. My work wife is starting
to fight here.
Speaker 8 (44:14):
I'll hear you out that I am sorry if I
made you feel that way. That was not my intent
with my words.
Speaker 2 (44:20):
Now I feel like I want to play a song
all right. Our friend George Burge has joined us in studio.
I don't know where he just came by. I was like,
hop on the air.
Speaker 5 (44:28):
But George has the song I Got My mond on
You Got You My Mom. It's as good as I've
ever heard it.
Speaker 2 (44:34):
Thank you.
Speaker 5 (44:35):
And then he's got really listens Cowboys songs.
Speaker 1 (44:39):
That song's awesome too.
Speaker 4 (44:40):
Thank you, Thank you.
Speaker 2 (44:42):
This isn't so much about you, but since you are
here and you're a friend, we want to invite you
to be a part of a segment where Lunchbox had
two weeks and if he could be kind for two weeks.
For his birthday, I was going to give him a
trip in a Lamborghini around a racetrack. That was just
a pretty cool gift. He's always heard to be in
a Lamborghini. And he failed.
Speaker 1 (44:58):
No, I didn't fail.
Speaker 2 (44:59):
I just haters, Okay. So but so I said, hey,
we're gonna give you another chance.
Speaker 1 (45:05):
Today.
Speaker 2 (45:05):
He gets to pick one of these games and if
he wins the game, and he doesn't know all the
rules quite yet, but if he wins the game, then
he gets the prize again. So you're gonna be possibly
somebody that plays against So I'm actually super familiar with this.
I've been on the road for two weeks.
Speaker 5 (45:20):
My wife picked me up from the airport last night
and she's like, listen, Lunchboxes is really trying on this.
She's she's like been on the edge of her seat,
but apparently as hard as he's tried, it's kind of
fallen through the cracks a couple of times, a couple time.
Speaker 2 (45:31):
I got caught up on the whole saga last night.
Speaker 4 (45:33):
Actually vote for me either way, so it didn't matter
what the only one he just didn't just eddies.
Speaker 1 (45:38):
But okay, regardless of voting, would you like to play
Connect four and there are still a couple of wrinkles
in it?
Speaker 2 (45:49):
Or Operation and there are a couple of rinks or
if you touch it, there are a couple of wrinkles
in that.
Speaker 1 (45:55):
Which game would you like to play?
Speaker 2 (45:56):
Here on the show?
Speaker 1 (45:58):
Well, what are the wrinkles? You don't know the wrinkles?
Speaker 2 (46:00):
So you picked a game?
Speaker 4 (46:02):
My gosh, I mean, because I mean, you can say Operation,
then I have to be blindfolded. I mean, that would
be so stupid.
Speaker 7 (46:08):
I think that alone, you can't pick it.
Speaker 1 (46:10):
But I need you to pick a game. I mean,
because I've never Operation.
Speaker 4 (46:15):
We did at one time on this show that's the
only time in my life I've ever played the game.
Speaker 1 (46:19):
Because I wanted it as a kid. My parents never
got it for me. Okay, so you're going to Connect four.
Speaker 4 (46:25):
Gosh, but Operations just pick three of those things. Now
do I get to pick the three things?
Speaker 2 (46:30):
Oh? I did see a blindfold back there, there's no blindfold.
I will tell you there's no blindfold. Go ahead, man, I.
Speaker 1 (46:37):
Want to kind of show my smarts. But I also
thought about going to med school. At one point, I
thought about going to Mars once.
Speaker 4 (46:44):
Go ahead, but then I.
Speaker 1 (46:47):
Got a question.
Speaker 2 (46:49):
If I.
Speaker 4 (46:50):
Miss operation, you're done? Can we then by Connect four?
Now there's no circling back? No, your a game is four.
Speaker 2 (47:01):
Okay, connect for if you'll walk over to the seat,
here's what he has to do plays. No, wait, there
will be a gauntlet of players. He'll have to beat
three players in a row, the first being George, our guest.
And if I want to go when did I wrote
myself into if.
Speaker 1 (47:15):
You walk over to your seat, I like to operation.
Speaker 2 (47:17):
It's too late. You can't change your mind. You said
I had to be one person, you had to win,
and then you have to be one person. George here
and then if you beat George, you'll move on.
Speaker 1 (47:25):
That was the wrinkle.
Speaker 2 (47:26):
The wrinkle is it's three deep, right, What was the
operation wrinkle? The operation wrinkle was nothing? Good luck?
Speaker 1 (47:33):
All right, hop on over there, so George, and we'll
set the game up.
Speaker 2 (47:38):
Why do I have the worst luck in the world.
You're getting a free chance to play after you already failed.
Would you mind setting the board up over there? Now, George,
you do not want to lose, because if you lose,
we never, we don't play your song again.
Speaker 1 (47:48):
Oh my gosh, this is high pressure.
Speaker 2 (47:50):
Right.
Speaker 1 (47:50):
He just showed up and launch pretty good at.
Speaker 5 (47:52):
This stuff too, which also makes me a little bit
worried a lot as a kid a lunchbox, I'm upset.
Speaker 4 (47:58):
Well, no, you know what I hear you.
Speaker 2 (48:00):
All you have to do is win too out of three,
thank you. So even if you lose this one to George,
you're still in the mix.
Speaker 4 (48:04):
I mean, here's the problem. But these fools, you get
to see my strategy.
Speaker 2 (48:09):
And going first, you'll get to decide lunch box first
or second. Man, I gotta go first, all right? Here
he goes lunch Box with this first move. That's a
first mistake. Yeah, five seconds there in the middle. Go ahead,
lunch is in. George takes the edge. Smart George, lunchboxes in.
Speaker 5 (48:26):
They've gone yeah, man, there's I'm sure there is strategy
to this game, you, George.
Speaker 4 (48:34):
He's going there.
Speaker 1 (48:35):
Lunch is red, Lunch is going to triple stack.
Speaker 2 (48:37):
Now it goes red yellow red. See what he's doing.
Speaker 1 (48:43):
George drops a yellow end down the bottom road.
Speaker 4 (48:47):
Very interesting.
Speaker 5 (48:49):
Lunches got three up. He's got little skills, George. I'm
playing straight defense here right now. It's getting away from
me in a hurry.
Speaker 1 (48:58):
Connect for George versus lunchbox.
Speaker 4 (49:01):
Man.
Speaker 2 (49:03):
Oh, let's just setting them up right now. I can
see I can see you two bones. I see the
line waiting for the gazelle to walk by.
Speaker 1 (49:10):
No O, that was that was kind of my last
hope right there. Launch a lot of noises.
Speaker 4 (49:20):
Three and that's lunch box.
Speaker 2 (49:31):
It takes down George. The rumors, the rumors are true.
Speaker 4 (49:35):
The car, that's the that's the lamp bone. George.
Speaker 1 (49:38):
Watch the rumor. Lunch goes hard at board games.
Speaker 2 (49:42):
I've heard that. Lunch You now want to know man,
guys in the other very smart. You've only got to
be one other person coming up, man, I hope it's
one of the dyslexic ones. Yeah, because they won't see
they will see it backwards.
Speaker 4 (49:54):
That has nothing what we're probably better.
Speaker 2 (49:57):
You want to spend that, You want to watch the
will be smart?
Speaker 1 (49:58):
You actually want to see that boy, And we'll do
the opponent later. But okay, Mike, are you ready?
Speaker 2 (50:02):
Spin that wheel?
Speaker 4 (50:06):
All right? Here he goes. Everybody's name is on the wheel.
Speaker 1 (50:08):
Come on, come on, get in here, Ray mundo it
it'll be like two segments.
Speaker 2 (50:14):
Oh yeah, I've.
Speaker 5 (50:16):
Brought a little money with me. Can I throw some
odds on this? If it's Ray versus lunch what are
you trying to say? I'm taking Ray all day on that.
I think it's a slaughter.
Speaker 2 (50:24):
Have you heard the rumors about Ray?
Speaker 5 (50:26):
I don't have a lot of self confidence in myself
and connect with Ray.
Speaker 4 (50:30):
Dang wow, just because you saw I am horrible at
this and.
Speaker 2 (50:34):
It took you a long time to beat me. Here,
Ray and Lunchbox will be showing down in WrestleMania nine.
George Burst, thank you, uh. In honor of you coming
and losing, We're still gonna play Cowboy song. It's a
great song. Thank you guys. So we're gonna play this.
Speaker 1 (50:49):
He didn't know he's gonna come be embarrassed. On the
other this morning, there's our friend.
Speaker 4 (50:51):
George Burr's play a song.
Speaker 2 (50:53):
Lunchboxs you're one step closer to Victory Man. At the
end of the segment, I'm gonna share with you guys
something that's on my heart, something that's on my mind.
Speaker 4 (51:01):
It's something that you can help me with. If you're
listening on the show. To the show.
Speaker 2 (51:05):
You don't have to do anything. There's no money. It's
not a charity thing. But you can help all of
us because we all need help. Okay, we'll get to
that in a minute.
Speaker 1 (51:13):
First, the news Bobby's Choice.
Speaker 2 (51:17):
Well, let's start with this woman. Her name is Marian Smith.
She's an acute scammer. She was arrested in Maine and
now they're awaiting a hearing to see if she'll be
sent back to the UK. So she stole more than
one hundred and seventy thousand dollars from at least five victims,
and she's accused of saying she was an heiress, a witch,
and a psychic maybe not at all at the same time.
That's weird. There's a podcast called Queen of the Cohn
(51:41):
and he talks about all the links that she went
to and through to get money, including passing herself off
as a wealthy heiress.
Speaker 1 (51:50):
How would that work?
Speaker 2 (51:51):
Like?
Speaker 1 (51:51):
If I was so wealthy, why do I need your money?
Speaker 2 (51:53):
Right? That's the thing I never understood of all these
princes that reach out to me, they need to borrow
my bank account for a minute, got so much money?
Speaker 1 (52:00):
Get start another one?
Speaker 6 (52:01):
What was it?
Speaker 7 (52:02):
Anna Delvi?
Speaker 4 (52:03):
I never watched that, Oh you didn't.
Speaker 7 (52:05):
That was a really fascinating story.
Speaker 1 (52:06):
But if you're so rich, why do you need other
people's money?
Speaker 3 (52:09):
The tender Swindler too, He was rich, but he had
trouble situations where he needed money and dad cut him off.
Speaker 4 (52:15):
That's true.
Speaker 1 (52:16):
They know that's a dad. Okay, so he doesn't have money.
Speaker 7 (52:18):
I think if you pretend to be rich, they know
you're good for it.
Speaker 8 (52:22):
If you need to oop, see your credit card's not working,
borrow some money.
Speaker 2 (52:26):
Yeah, okay, that's room. A witch can't prove she's not
a witch's point, right, It's tough. I just don't believe
people are witches. I don't believe people are witches. I
think it's kind of crazy. But I can't prove you're
not a witch or a hockey coach. Well I could
prove that jump on the skate a psychic. She did
the cancer patient thing. No, a self appointed best friend
(52:48):
of Jennifer Andison and she's called Angles. That's cool, pretty creative.
Should have been like a podcast herself. Dang, that's from
ap news. But people were just giving her money. Poor folks.
Speaker 7 (52:59):
What they think they were going to get a meet
and greet with Jennifer And I'm on the rink.
Speaker 2 (53:04):
I don't know. An eclipse wedding is going to happen
with a lot of folks on April eighth, coming up
at the end of next week. Total Soldar eclipse would
be visible across part of North America. It'll give the
public a opportunity to witness the moon passing between the
Sun and the Earth. So here we go. We're here.
Speaker 1 (53:21):
The moon comes in the middle. Some couples are using
the rare event now to get married.
Speaker 2 (53:25):
That's so cool.
Speaker 1 (53:26):
The best place to do is Russellville, Arkansas. Oh really,
which I know well.
Speaker 2 (53:29):
The town of thirty thousand is expected to host an
additional sixty thousand people the eclipse, many who are getting
married because there's an eclipse marriage ceremony during what they
call totality.
Speaker 1 (53:41):
I don't know if about eclipses, that's when it's completely
covering the sun.
Speaker 4 (53:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (53:45):
Now, I'm be honest with you, I don't care about eclipses.
They're so cool. Even the insects freak out. It's amazing.
They're fine.
Speaker 2 (53:50):
I remember the last one we had here when everything
got dark for a Yeah, that was neat, but I'm
not spending any time youtubing it.
Speaker 1 (53:58):
That's from Curriernews dot com.
Speaker 3 (54:00):
And you're like in the middle of the afternoon and
it's completely dark, and even the crickets are like.
Speaker 1 (54:03):
Oh, we think, yeah, they think it's dark for a second.
Speaker 2 (54:06):
That's crazy. It's awesome. And I remember it happening here
and feeling for like fifteen seconds wow. Then I was
over it.
Speaker 7 (54:10):
And now we're talking about the glass and that happened here.
Speaker 1 (54:13):
I think so, but I don't really look at it.
Speaker 4 (54:15):
Oh, I had the glasses and then a cloud went
right in front of it, and was like, wow, cool.
I sit out here for two hours.
Speaker 2 (54:20):
That I felt that that would be like going to
Mount Rushmore, big day, cloudy. Yeah, yeah, eclipses I get it.
I get why you'd like it, but I don't go
and rabbit hole that I've been rabbit hole in the
Huberman scandal though, who that's what's that one? The Huberman
podcast and the girl's like she was not the best Huberman.
(54:41):
That's a massive podcast or one of the biggest podcasts
in the world. And he's like a scientist and he's
like a physicist and he's like all this stuff, and
so they did a big expose on him and it
was nothing.
Speaker 1 (54:53):
Oh, it felt like it was It was nothing compared
to what they were saying. It was going to be
like he cheated on somebody that happens, who doesn't do that.
Speaker 2 (55:01):
They were just like it was going to be a
massive anyway, I read it, and maybe I didn't like
I felt like he's a scientist.
Speaker 4 (55:07):
It doesn't talk about personal stuff. I don't go to
him to like know how good of a duty is.
Speaker 2 (55:12):
And that's what I mean by nothing, like he's just
presenting data and talking sunlight and so if he cheats
at cards, okay, and it's worse than that, it's you know,
it's a woman's perspective, and like he cheated on me.
Speaker 1 (55:24):
I read his text messages. We didn't notice and I
read this, So did you read the article?
Speaker 8 (55:29):
Some my friends send it to me, like she was like,
oh my gosh, you have to read this some New
York Times article, like it was a New York magazine.
Speaker 7 (55:34):
I think New York magazine. Yeah, I don't know. I
opened it up and I started reading and then I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (55:38):
I got distracted.
Speaker 1 (55:39):
Me too, And it took me like three times to
read through it.
Speaker 3 (55:41):
So it's so funny that you guys are fans of
a scientist and being like, yeah, who is that.
Speaker 4 (55:47):
Of the person?
Speaker 2 (55:48):
And I'm sure that I have in my skims And
it was it was kind of written boringly, but and
there's some stuff on there that's not good. But I
felt like they were positioning it like he had done
something like yeah, I did, he is done done, dead
door knob. But maybe this came out next to the
ditty stuff so it doesn't seem bad, but you know,
in a way, it definitely has some name for sure.
Speaker 1 (56:10):
Did He's done right? Oh?
Speaker 2 (56:11):
Yeah, God yeah, it's called Andrew Hubertman's Mechanisms of Control.
The private and public seductions of the world's biggest pop neuroscientist. Yeah,
we're geeks.
Speaker 4 (56:20):
If he was using his science.
Speaker 1 (56:22):
Dude, he's ripped scientist. He's like forty eight.
Speaker 2 (56:25):
He's jack.
Speaker 1 (56:26):
He's got tattoos all over him.
Speaker 2 (56:27):
It's like when you see a chef that's all like
tatted up and you're like, dang, I may not know
what what's that stuff you like?
Speaker 1 (56:33):
Let's watch it's a weird name. Oh peanut gurban Zaga
or something. What's that little thing that rice?
Speaker 2 (56:40):
He likes?
Speaker 4 (56:41):
O Ye, I may not know, says, but man, your.
Speaker 1 (56:46):
Tattoos look cool.
Speaker 7 (56:47):
Yeah, he's like this.
Speaker 8 (56:48):
You could look at him and not think that he
could explain really complex things and simplify it.
Speaker 7 (56:54):
For us every day people. Yeah, like is what He's
very numble.
Speaker 2 (56:57):
I need to read it again.
Speaker 1 (56:58):
In fact that both are still in the world.
Speaker 2 (57:02):
Yeah, we've never heard of it, I know, but again, ever,
it's one of the big and I don't think you
should famous so fractured.
Speaker 1 (57:08):
Now we know Lebron James, that's.
Speaker 4 (57:10):
Right, we know Johnny Bananas cut Jochelle, Tom Brady and stuff.
Speaker 2 (57:18):
Driving his It's the only time I've ever seen one
of those Tesla trucks. I saw one drive by the
house the other day, and I was like, that's the
first time I've ever seen a Tesla truck. And it
turns out it's him driving. I didn't see him inside
of it, but I think he's the only one that
has one here.
Speaker 1 (57:32):
No, I saw one right over here.
Speaker 2 (57:33):
It's always him, I heard, But literally I hear he
is the only one that has it in town.
Speaker 7 (57:38):
Yeah, what's that like?
Speaker 1 (57:41):
Being rich and Mamous is a podcaster?
Speaker 2 (57:44):
Yeah? All right, so are we?
Speaker 1 (57:46):
What's going on here?
Speaker 2 (57:47):
We are rich and God look at our Tesla trucks outside.
Let me even move on solar clips about who cares
uh pea color? How do you know you're drinking enough water? Oh,
it's clear. You don't want to be fully clear. That
means you're not routine, even the vitamins. But yes, you're
right ish. If it looks like lemonade, you're well hydrated. Yeah,
but I like really sugary lemonade. The dark lemonade, Yeah,
(58:10):
I like, might be really yellow if it's clear cut
back a little bit. You're drink a little too much water, okay,
but you'd rather it be lighter than darker. If your
pa is dark yellow or even brown, you are dehydrated
from health dot Com.
Speaker 3 (58:23):
I mean we went to some of these colleges and
then their athletic bathrooms, like wherever the locker rooms are,
they have these, uh what hydration charts.
Speaker 1 (58:31):
Yeah, you met your color and the toilet.
Speaker 7 (58:33):
Now I want to put one of those up at
my house.
Speaker 2 (58:35):
We'll get you on.
Speaker 7 (58:37):
As a reminder.
Speaker 2 (58:38):
Yeah, okay, you can actually pee in this thing though.
Oh it's a little thing in that you're like, and
they had them and I don't think so. Then you
poop in it and you're talking.
Speaker 7 (58:50):
You're doing There was a laminated charts, Well they have
that too.
Speaker 2 (58:53):
A Texas they had the chart colors. Yeah, but when
we went to Auburn and they had a little thing
it was in it and you could get pee on it.
It was really cool or into color. I drank so
much gatorade just so I can try it. I didn't
have to peak.
Speaker 1 (59:06):
I said my piece blue Yady. He went a little
too hard.
Speaker 2 (59:09):
Experts say to hop in the shower and lather up
with an extra fragrant body wash if you want to
get motivated in the morning. Research shows that strong aromas
activate the part of the brain that controls alertness and
This will give you a boost of mental energy and
focus in just five minutes from first For women.
Speaker 1 (59:24):
Yeah, I have coconut flavored or scented. It's really nice.
I don't have scented anything.
Speaker 3 (59:30):
Oh really, dude, you should man in the morning, I
feel like I'm in Hawaii.
Speaker 8 (59:33):
It can't be too strong or might give you a headache,
but you know, coconut sounds just right.
Speaker 2 (59:37):
I wish there was a deodorant and a shampoo and
a like a body wash in the flavor or whatever
you call it.
Speaker 4 (59:44):
The the scent was just Keith urban Oh, that'd be nice.
Speaker 2 (59:48):
It was just his face and the hair and whatever
he was smelling like at that time that season, because
he has great smells all the time and they probably
shift a little bit.
Speaker 1 (59:58):
He like always reports what he's wearing and they make
that and that's.
Speaker 2 (01:00:02):
What you get to wear. That'd be amazing.
Speaker 4 (01:00:04):
Yeah, it's delogeybody, Keith Arabin, hellll.
Speaker 7 (01:00:07):
Mite, you lather up when you start talking on shows you.
Speaker 1 (01:00:13):
Play guitar, guitar.
Speaker 2 (01:00:14):
All of a sudden, they'd read this human article again,
so i'n get canceled excited. I read most of it
and gave up, and I was like I thought it
was gonna be worse. I need to make sure, so
hold your cancelation on me yet until I've finished reading
the article.
Speaker 1 (01:00:27):
Okay, I think that's that's all the news I do.
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (01:00:31):
It was yeah, thank you, Ray.
Speaker 1 (01:00:35):
It's like, you're done, man.
Speaker 2 (01:00:36):
This is what I want to say. I can't say
too much about all specifics, but as they've been doing
for the past twelve years or so, they have been
taking our show, and thanks to you guys, the listeners,
the show has become quite the success. We're the biggest
takeout news talk. We're the biggest indicated show as far
(01:01:00):
as affiliates go. I believe in the world, which is crazy, right,
and so they continue to put us on in new
markets and expand our podcast footprint, which is massive to
me as well. The problem temporarily when we go on
somewhere new is that they just throw us on a
station when they do this, and they don't say anything.
Speaker 1 (01:01:20):
They're just like, all of a sudden, you got all
these new.
Speaker 2 (01:01:23):
Voices, and we aren't the easiest voices to hear if
you haven't heard a show like ours, because we ain't
the best broadcasters. All of a sudden you hear me
talking too fast, I got an accent Amy did. Sometimes
she's not even in the same conversation lunchboxes yelling stuff exactly.
Speaker 1 (01:01:39):
It's not the easiest show at first to like, we
hope that.
Speaker 2 (01:01:45):
As we share our honesty and we're not always right,
we're not always truthful, but not on purpose. We share
our honesty that you become friends of ours and listeners
of ours and you have a bond with us like
I do. Different people that I listen to. There are
people Big Cat from Pardon My Take that podcast doesn't
even know me from Man on the Moon, Like I
(01:02:07):
feel like that's my friend. Bill Simmons doesn't know me
from man Ol Mars. I feel like that's my friend
because I listen to them all the time. And we
hope you have that relationship with us. At times, it
could be uncomfortable with how transparent we try to be.
That being said, we're going in these new cities and
some of them are rather large, and I'm not gonna
(01:02:27):
be able to say all of them, but I will
say that we're going on in Cleveland starting Monday.
Speaker 1 (01:02:33):
Now here's the issue.
Speaker 2 (01:02:34):
Whenever they were like, hey, we're gonna put show on
in Cleveland, and we know I know the host there
who's moving to mid days. Her son's having some issues
and so there's some stuff there which I'm not at
Liberty Speak about, but Carl, that is awesome. We're going
on and they're just like, we're just gonna throw it
on the air Monday. It's a terrible idea, but we're
(01:02:54):
on and we're gonna do the best job we can.
But we're not gonna change the show. What I would
prefer to have like a ramp up. We just put
a little full trickle of us people. People get used
to us. They don't they don't eat a dozen cookies
the first day they've had sugar. However, that's what we're
gonna do.
Speaker 4 (01:03:07):
Now.
Speaker 2 (01:03:07):
What happens too is sometimes people are like, I'm not
listening to that crap because they hear us talking and
what is it crap?
Speaker 1 (01:03:15):
Yes, yeah, I mean it is. So this is kind
of my trick that I would like to do.
Speaker 2 (01:03:22):
It's an inside joke for everybody that's listening to the
show and you're helping us at the same time. You
can call us and leave voicemails, you can call us
live and give us the most ridiculous stories about how
we've saved your life, about how you know there was
a dog crossing the street limping and you jumped out
of the car and saved and thought, I know this is.
Speaker 1 (01:03:43):
I mean, really go over the top. And we're not
gonna act like they're over the top.
Speaker 2 (01:03:47):
We want in these new cities people getting here and
be like this is the nicest, greatest show ever. We
want them to think we should win a Nobel Prize
for our kindness or how funny we are or lunchbox
just show up at your house one day and fix
your furnace.
Speaker 1 (01:04:02):
Okay, it doesn't matter too much though.
Speaker 2 (01:04:04):
Lie to us, but it's all an inside joke with
everybody listening, like it's not really a lie.
Speaker 1 (01:04:09):
We're all sharing what it is. Okay, we're really lying
to Cleveland and the other new cities.
Speaker 2 (01:04:15):
I got it.
Speaker 1 (01:04:16):
So we're lying to make a good impression and.
Speaker 2 (01:04:19):
Then eventually we'll reveal the joke to the new cities.
But we're just trying to make them go, wow, this
show can't believe it. We want them to like us more.
Do stuff like you remember when you were in high school.
Let's say you're like twenty five and you listen to
the show and you saw the first time Eddie was
an astronaut and Eddie went up and make crap up
but make it sound like the most appealing show ever.
Speaker 1 (01:04:41):
Call us lie, but not like act it's it's it's fun.
It's a game.
Speaker 7 (01:04:46):
Yeah, I donated an organ.
Speaker 2 (01:04:48):
No, you can't do your own. I can No, you
can't do your own.
Speaker 4 (01:04:52):
You can't claim that one.
Speaker 7 (01:04:53):
I'm it from.
Speaker 4 (01:04:57):
Yeah, I just made that up. You can't claim your own.
Speaker 1 (01:05:01):
People have to tell it because if we're like, look
it up.
Speaker 4 (01:05:03):
Look what did I mean?
Speaker 1 (01:05:04):
Lunch box fixed the furnace.
Speaker 2 (01:05:05):
He can't do that. Hold on, I just got a
different text. I literally got a text right now fifteen
after hold on.
Speaker 7 (01:05:13):
We're not going on in Cleveland.
Speaker 1 (01:05:15):
That's hold on.
Speaker 2 (01:05:17):
I mean we're on the air. Our boss calls texting
me right now. In the middle of that, you're gonna lie.
He can drop the song. I'm not gonna have time. No, No,
it wasn't even that.
Speaker 1 (01:05:28):
He's oh, oh boy, that's what he does.
Speaker 2 (01:05:30):
He now says, I now have Cleveland on the ramp
up plan. No need to cover that, obviously, but we
feel much it's got anyway, we're building up a whole
library of life.
Speaker 4 (01:05:41):
Man, you know what's still a call? Leave voicemails or
call us.
Speaker 2 (01:05:45):
We'll save them, like if you call us, will take
them live and then we'll save them for when we're
doing the show and then we'll plan them back and
listeners can be like, ha ha, we know what's happening.
Speaker 8 (01:05:52):
Will you finish the listener that you were talking about?
They got out of the car to save a dog
that was limping, like what.
Speaker 2 (01:05:58):
They named it, Bobby? Because you would do that? Yeah,
because because I saved one hundred dogs.
Speaker 3 (01:06:03):
Okay, hey, could we do like a live saving where
someone called me like I see a dog about to
get hit by We're counting on people too much and
you guys aren't very good actor.
Speaker 2 (01:06:12):
You're right, all right, we have to jump hold on,
hold on, we'll come back. Lunchbox did not pass the
kindest challenge because Hater's got him haters in the building.
Speaker 4 (01:06:25):
If he'd known that, we would have never done it
because we knew Edi was never going to vote.
Speaker 2 (01:06:28):
But he wasn't.
Speaker 1 (01:06:29):
The one is five votes and three of the four
of the seven.
Speaker 2 (01:06:33):
That's what I'm saying. He was the deciding vote, but
it was he was the first vote. You don't even
know what I voted. Regardless, I said, I'm gonna give
you another chance. Lunchbox. All, he's gonna play Ray and
Connect four. He just beat George Burge.
Speaker 1 (01:06:45):
All's got to just beat Ray and Connect four and
he wins.
Speaker 4 (01:06:48):
That's it.
Speaker 1 (01:06:48):
I've heard Ray's really good at Connect four. I don't
think so.
Speaker 2 (01:06:51):
Oh. I don't think Grace played it. I think it's
like any of us. He was one of the regional
finalists for what in high school? Some money and Buddy.
All Right, so you guys go to your seats over there.
I need you to turn the screen a little towards me.
I will also go live as well, because you can
watch it on Facebook or you can watch it on
my Instagram. Mister Bobby Bones, we're live. So Lunchbox, you
(01:07:18):
are Red Ray, you are Yellow so and we're gonna
go connect the.
Speaker 4 (01:07:26):
Uh there you go, there we go program.
Speaker 2 (01:07:29):
Okay, thank you, Lunchbox. If you win, it's a Lamborghini drive.
Oh my gosh, the thing that you've wanted.
Speaker 4 (01:07:35):
I've been watching videos those people drive that sucker.
Speaker 2 (01:07:38):
You have five seconds from the moment the person plays.
There is to play yours or you lose your turn,
which means here's advantage for the other person.
Speaker 4 (01:07:46):
Yeah, ready to go.
Speaker 2 (01:07:47):
Here we go.
Speaker 4 (01:07:48):
Hold on, raised chips are all on the ground picking
them up. I don't know because he's just sitting there.
Speaker 1 (01:07:54):
The other ones.
Speaker 2 (01:07:54):
I feel good, man. Okay, Yeah, we have a lot
of cameras. Bones is live on his phone right now
giving people multi disconnect. There's still more. Here we go.
Speaker 1 (01:08:04):
Let's botch chill out.
Speaker 4 (01:08:05):
We don't have only all the co all right, here
we go. We're literally live on the air, and.
Speaker 2 (01:08:09):
He's trying to pick points up like he's gonna keep
them mind all right, lunchboxes down with the red he's
going ground level. Ray Mundo hits with the yellow. Oh
Ray goes far away from lunchbox. Yeah, you had to
pretty much there. Ray's going stacked to yellow stacks in
a row. They're flying reds trying to take a three.
Oh Ray blocks it luschbox blocks raised double sack.
Speaker 1 (01:08:32):
Yeah, I mean that's the thing. I exactly see what
he's trying to do.
Speaker 2 (01:08:35):
So there we go.
Speaker 1 (01:08:35):
I'm gonna just double that up.
Speaker 2 (01:08:37):
Okay, Raymundo the lunchbox are now going yellow yellow red red.
Speaker 4 (01:08:42):
Oh. Man, man, man, you can't make the wrong move here.
Speaker 1 (01:08:46):
Let's go game over. How's that game?
Speaker 2 (01:08:51):
Ray? Look before you you can't do that, Edie. That
is a warning towards you. You can't say look before
you drop.
Speaker 4 (01:08:57):
I'm Raymundo.
Speaker 2 (01:08:58):
Man, right, you.
Speaker 1 (01:09:00):
Gotta drop one somewhere.
Speaker 4 (01:09:01):
Yeah, I don't even see it.
Speaker 2 (01:09:06):
It's all.
Speaker 4 (01:09:10):
Diagonal.
Speaker 2 (01:09:10):
Man, You're terrible that.
Speaker 5 (01:09:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:09:13):
I only played with basketball. I've never actually done it
with this. You usually shoot a basket and you make
it in it getting the tiny toy Lambo. Now if
he went to one more, he gets to play for
the big Lambeau.
Speaker 4 (01:09:22):
What what what?
Speaker 1 (01:09:25):
But that was just too easy?
Speaker 4 (01:09:26):
I know.
Speaker 2 (01:09:26):
But I brought a toy Lambo. He went the hot wheels. Yeah,
the third one is for the four. You're lying, Well,
you're absolutely lying to me. Why would I lie?
Speaker 4 (01:09:35):
Because you like to do that show exactly.
Speaker 1 (01:09:37):
You like to emotionally mess with people.
Speaker 2 (01:09:39):
Am I here? You're out right now?
Speaker 4 (01:09:41):
You're out? Definitely did I don't know why I was
the championship.
Speaker 2 (01:09:43):
I'm sorry. You play him then and if I got him,
then if he beats you, it's over over. Let's go
right now, he told you. Initially it was three out
of three.
Speaker 1 (01:09:51):
Yeah, and then you changed it.
Speaker 2 (01:09:52):
Well, we had we found a toy lamber for the two,
so you want a toy Lamborghine.
Speaker 7 (01:09:56):
Said, you like to emotionally mess with people.
Speaker 4 (01:09:59):
This is like, I mean, he's hurt many. I mean,
I've been watching Lambeau videos and people driving around the
track and they got their helmets and their suits on.
Speaker 3 (01:10:09):
No no, no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 7 (01:10:10):
Okay, that's a Lamborghini.
Speaker 1 (01:10:11):
This is not this is a race car.
Speaker 4 (01:10:13):
Man.
Speaker 2 (01:10:14):
Yeah, but no, no, no, Eddie, you gotta go though,
if you're gonna go, I'm doing.
Speaker 4 (01:10:17):
That was so stupid.
Speaker 1 (01:10:18):
You did dominate him, though.
Speaker 4 (01:10:20):
I know I did, and I dominated Geordan Berge.
Speaker 2 (01:10:22):
So what's the difference the different sets? We said three
out of three begin.
Speaker 4 (01:10:24):
With yeah, but you I mean just because I won.
We changed the rules. That's what we do here.
Speaker 5 (01:10:30):
Yep.
Speaker 4 (01:10:30):
We actually changed the roles to let you play again,
and I created a new game. And then.
Speaker 1 (01:10:35):
I'm ready, Fox, I play this all the time.
Speaker 2 (01:10:38):
I'm sure you do, Bud, I'm sure and if you win,
as we've declared at the start of the game, when
we put out the initial rules, all Lunchbox had to
do is go three for three. If he wins, I
will pay the six hundred bucks for him to drive
the Lamborghini on the track.
Speaker 1 (01:10:53):
No, no, he got I didn't say no, no, no, no,
no stop.
Speaker 2 (01:10:57):
Take to take it out here. I, first of all,
will not be treated this way because he already lost
and I've said I will give you another chance.
Speaker 1 (01:11:02):
And he's arguing about it.
Speaker 4 (01:11:03):
I'm not arguing.
Speaker 1 (01:11:04):
You are, and you're saying things amy your thoughts.
Speaker 8 (01:11:07):
I just think that lunchbox needs to manna play Eddie
and Eddie don't be rude when he's doing this.
Speaker 2 (01:11:13):
Oh, I won't. We need to flip a coin and
who goes first?
Speaker 4 (01:11:16):
How is this now?
Speaker 1 (01:11:17):
I'll go ahead, I don't care. Wait, what's what's not
fair about flipping a coin to see who goes first?
Speaker 6 (01:11:21):
No?
Speaker 1 (01:11:21):
No, what's not fair about flipping a coin?
Speaker 4 (01:11:23):
I mean we are changing the rules on every game.
You said I could go first when the first game?
Speaker 1 (01:11:27):
All right, go call it.
Speaker 4 (01:11:29):
I don't know who you're talking to.
Speaker 7 (01:11:32):
It is lunchbugs.
Speaker 2 (01:11:34):
That's tails.
Speaker 4 (01:11:37):
Eddie's down with the yellow.
Speaker 1 (01:11:39):
I'm down with the yellow.
Speaker 4 (01:11:40):
Eddie's down with the yellows.
Speaker 2 (01:11:44):
Cross lunch Eddie and Lunchbox are both trying to build
tall instead of wide.
Speaker 1 (01:11:50):
Right now classic connect for strategy on my Instagram you.
Speaker 2 (01:11:55):
Can watch it.
Speaker 4 (01:11:55):
I got his zoomed in on the board. Mister Bobby Bones.
Speaker 8 (01:11:59):
Also Lunchbugs is on the show for twenty years or something,
and he's shocked by these pivots.
Speaker 2 (01:12:04):
Yeah, which he pivots? We all pivot, okay, Eddies, Man,
this looks like it could be a draw, to be honest,
and like two minds to two brilliant minds.
Speaker 1 (01:12:14):
Fighting each other. Mister Bobby Bones, come on lunch on
Instagram you can watch this. It's basically a space race.
Stop that.
Speaker 4 (01:12:27):
Stop it? What did I do him?
Speaker 2 (01:12:29):
I was one away turn, Michael, but I put it
where you want to maybe don't do that. You can't
do it because I warn't to Eddie too.
Speaker 4 (01:12:35):
She didn't do anything. Yeah, she had Lunchbox and almost
put in.
Speaker 2 (01:12:38):
The wrong hole.
Speaker 1 (01:12:39):
We're gonna put it in the wrong hole.
Speaker 2 (01:12:40):
You're gonna put it in the wrong hole. And you
always put it in the wrong hole.
Speaker 4 (01:12:43):
What you're known for.
Speaker 1 (01:12:44):
You go ahead, your MIC's off. It's like five second three.
Speaker 2 (01:12:52):
Three two one. You can watch the game. This is
gonna be a tough one yellow and red.
Speaker 1 (01:13:00):
So don't I had him.
Speaker 2 (01:13:03):
Three lunchboxes in. You did have him, But Amy, you
did yell for radio last time.
Speaker 1 (01:13:09):
So Eddie kind have a no I just said, I
just said, watch.
Speaker 2 (01:13:14):
Three two good Eddie's in yellow. Watch this. It's basically
watching the NFL on Amazon, watching this on my Instagram.
Speaker 1 (01:13:25):
Eddie's in the yellow. Three two lunchboxes red, three two?
Speaker 2 (01:13:31):
Okay, good Eddie with a yellow.
Speaker 4 (01:13:33):
They're attack. There's not many spots left. Five second two.
Speaker 1 (01:13:41):
That's good to yell at because sometimes I just am
watching the game.
Speaker 2 (01:13:44):
That was good to Eddie's yellows down lunchbox with the block,
strong block. He put it in the right hole for once.
All right, there we go. Eddie goes yellow again over
on the side. Could be a draw here, don't we
have anything?
Speaker 1 (01:14:00):
I just won the game, okay, Amy, He wouldn't have
known that.
Speaker 4 (01:14:03):
Why that he told me to see themselves four in there.
Speaker 2 (01:14:07):
I know, But you wouldn't have known that.
Speaker 1 (01:14:08):
And you're gonna keep playing with Amy, you know.
Speaker 4 (01:14:12):
I can't hear you talking.
Speaker 1 (01:14:13):
I can't hear you saying you didn't even know he won.
Speaker 2 (01:14:15):
And if the next move would have happened it went accounted.
Speaker 1 (01:14:17):
But I can't hear you talking.
Speaker 2 (01:14:18):
He did win. I can't hear you, Amy blew it?
Speaker 7 (01:14:21):
What do you mean?
Speaker 8 (01:14:22):
Guys?
Speaker 4 (01:14:22):
You can turn my gun? Turn my gun. No, you
didn't even know you won. You didn't even know you want?
Speaker 7 (01:14:26):
Did you know you want?
Speaker 4 (01:14:27):
Amy?
Speaker 1 (01:14:28):
Don't?
Speaker 4 (01:14:28):
Don't?
Speaker 6 (01:14:28):
He did not.
Speaker 2 (01:14:29):
He didn't want the next move would happened when it counted?
Like you just cost me six hundred bucks? That is
so true, idea, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:14:37):
You just cost me six Could he not know he did?
Speaker 2 (01:14:39):
He did?
Speaker 4 (01:14:40):
He had no idea.
Speaker 2 (01:14:41):
He was putting it looking around a guys, it doesn't
turn No, thank you, this is mine.
Speaker 4 (01:14:50):
Quiet?
Speaker 1 (01:14:50):
How do you feel? I feel great?
Speaker 7 (01:14:52):
My mic wasn't even on.
Speaker 4 (01:14:53):
You still yelled to tell you you stabbed the chips
against me. But what do I do? I rise up,
I and I am champion and I will see.
Speaker 1 (01:15:02):
You on the race track. He didn't even know he won.
Speaker 7 (01:15:05):
Did you know you want?
Speaker 2 (01:15:09):
The next movie?
Speaker 7 (01:15:10):
Idea? Exactly like now, you're just yelling at me for
no reason.
Speaker 1 (01:15:16):
Yelled you're getting because you're getting yelled lunchbox.
Speaker 7 (01:15:20):
I know, but you can't yell at me for something.
To me, it was obvious he knew, he.
Speaker 4 (01:15:23):
Had no idea, he was still looking for.
Speaker 2 (01:15:28):
Whatever, whatever, whatever, and the fact that he's so angry
when I put him back in and then paying for it,
the fact they still being a douche like that's let
me go on.
Speaker 4 (01:15:37):
I don't want to do it anymore.
Speaker 7 (01:15:38):
I'm not going to get yelled at for that. I'm
just not well.
Speaker 4 (01:15:41):
You yelled also the other time that to okay, and I.
Speaker 2 (01:15:46):
Got warned they did it again.
Speaker 7 (01:15:48):
No, I didn't do it again because I saw he did. Okay, whatever,
he'll do it the narrative.
Speaker 1 (01:15:54):
Hey, it's on the camera. We're good.
Speaker 2 (01:15:55):
Everyone knows running back he knew.
Speaker 1 (01:15:59):
I didn't know because I'm about to go. Yes, he
didn't know, he had no idea.
Speaker 2 (01:16:02):
That's fine, he was waiting. He wins, Okay, whatever he wins.
We gotta kick everybody out of the room now, except
for the two people playing.
Speaker 1 (01:16:09):
Oh my gosh, yeah, don't play games. We're gonna play again. No, No,
let's bux dominated all of you.
Speaker 2 (01:16:16):
Yeah, he did well.
Speaker 1 (01:16:17):
Hey, he's good to connect for what he say. Man,
he's good.
Speaker 2 (01:16:20):
He's good to connect for and bowling oddly, which is
kind of stupid because all of a sudden you show
up and he's like, all bowl and he bowls like
a two hundred and twenty and you're like, how do
you bowl so good?
Speaker 4 (01:16:29):
Vice president of the bowling club in high school. That's true,
That is true.
Speaker 2 (01:16:32):
Nice job.
Speaker 4 (01:16:33):
Lunchbox Wars was the president. Lunchbox is the winner.
Speaker 2 (01:16:35):
Let's see if we can get if there is no
room to get in, and I'm gonna give me a race,
get a minute, twenty twenty five.
Speaker 4 (01:16:42):
Twenty five.
Speaker 1 (01:16:43):
Well, we got to make sure this room.
Speaker 4 (01:16:44):
Oh yeah, I forgot about that.
Speaker 2 (01:16:45):
I'm sure the room. Okay, Lunchbox is the winner. Regular loser, Eddie,
You're a loser, Amy or a cheater. George is a loser.
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (01:16:52):
Good job covering for Eddie. Yes, that was good.
Speaker 2 (01:16:55):
She's the only winner. Thanks Morgan.
Speaker 1 (01:16:57):
Me I just called me six hundred bucks. All right,
we'll come.
Speaker 2 (01:17:02):
All right, we're filling out all this stuff for lunchboxes,
Lamborghini ride. It'll be next Friday in the afternoon. I'm
still gonna do it, even though you were a jerk
and Amy spoiled it cost me five hundred bucks.
Speaker 1 (01:17:13):
Are you available lunch I didn't He'd even admitted he
didn't know anyone. He can't do it?
Speaker 2 (01:17:19):
Who did you? And you didn't know?
Speaker 4 (01:17:20):
You want almost one.
Speaker 8 (01:17:21):
The first you admitted it. Yeah, yeah, he didn't admit it.
He did know he did and I didn't.
Speaker 2 (01:17:27):
Spoil it, Scuba, didn't he when you came in and
showed him he missed a few different places, like.
Speaker 1 (01:17:32):
There's he had like two or three opportunities. He could
have won that game a long time.
Speaker 7 (01:17:35):
But that doesn't mean he admitted that he didn't see that.
Speaker 1 (01:17:37):
Yeah, that's not an admission of it, but that but
that's like he did look at him like.
Speaker 7 (01:17:40):
No, there was others that he didn't see, but that
doesn't mean he didn't know.
Speaker 1 (01:17:43):
He didn't seen that one had you not held lunchbox. Look,
he's awfully quiet, and.
Speaker 4 (01:17:48):
That means that filling it out. This is here filling
it out for it.
Speaker 1 (01:17:55):
That's it fun.
Speaker 4 (01:17:56):
Yes, exactly.
Speaker 2 (01:17:57):
I can't play a game. We can't play a game
without even ddy yelling in the first one, you guys
got yourself didn't help anything, right, and who has to
deal with it me?
Speaker 4 (01:18:05):
I wouldn't even have let him play another game. And
I thought this would be a fun bit.
Speaker 7 (01:18:08):
It is fun, No for you, No, Okay, you knew
what was on the line.
Speaker 4 (01:18:13):
Yeah, if you won, I gotta pay five hundred bucks
because he won because you told him putting it in.
Speaker 1 (01:18:19):
He's available on Friday. It's the only day this thing happened.
Speaker 2 (01:18:22):
Well, then we're done.
Speaker 7 (01:18:24):
Day you just saved yourself.
Speaker 2 (01:18:26):
It's literally the only day this happens. Yeah, that's the
only day this whole thing happens. The fit. What do
you have?
Speaker 4 (01:18:34):
I got stuff? Man, Now you didn't even know what
day was happening. Yeah, don't.
Speaker 2 (01:18:40):
I gave my my credit card. I was I going
to book at by the insure. It's like three tiers
of insurance really yeah, and I bought him the mid
tier and buy the cheap tier. There was also there
was also the free tier, which was like you did
ride along with somebody.
Speaker 4 (01:18:51):
But as much as we laughed, I thought that would be.
Speaker 1 (01:18:54):
Not fun for him to do. That's nice to you
have to go cheap on the insures?
Speaker 4 (01:18:58):
Just don't want it.
Speaker 1 (01:19:00):
He has kids, Yeah, he's got a family, man, So
what's wait? So you really can't go Yeah, that's not
gonna work.
Speaker 2 (01:19:07):
What does yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:19:07):
I mean, what is it?
Speaker 2 (01:19:10):
What say?
Speaker 6 (01:19:11):
What it is?
Speaker 1 (01:19:12):
What are you trying to figure out.
Speaker 4 (01:19:14):
This is not a good day for me.
Speaker 1 (01:19:16):
It's the only day they're doing it, like it's always
been the only day they.
Speaker 4 (01:19:20):
They were doing it on Saturday and Sunday, but it's
sold out on those days.
Speaker 7 (01:19:22):
Now, Oh that's a bummer. Is there a wait list?
Speaker 4 (01:19:28):
I don't see it, or you can just drive.
Speaker 7 (01:19:36):
What in the world do you have on Friday?
Speaker 4 (01:19:39):
He doesn't want to tell us what He made a
face like you're telling the truth.
Speaker 2 (01:19:46):
You just caught him.
Speaker 4 (01:19:47):
No, no, don Kidney, No, I was thinking about it
next Friday.
Speaker 1 (01:19:55):
So you're telling me we cannot book it.
Speaker 2 (01:19:58):
Yeah, I have to.
Speaker 4 (01:19:59):
I'll have to hit the white fuck like, yo, next Friday,
can mean rearrange?
Speaker 2 (01:20:04):
No, I hear you.
Speaker 1 (01:20:05):
But if I hear that's what I'm saying that it's
going to be sold out too. Can you ask her
like the next hour or so.
Speaker 4 (01:20:10):
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I have to get her
on the Telly.
Speaker 1 (01:20:14):
He's acting weird.
Speaker 4 (01:20:16):
I'll get her on the line. Man. Man, you guys,
cause all this fuss for nothing?
Speaker 1 (01:20:21):
Okay, m Mike, could you go earlier? Like could we
let you leave during the show?
Speaker 4 (01:20:29):
Maybe I gotta find out I mean to and I
need to know how long it takes too, Like if
I'm there for six hours, I.
Speaker 2 (01:20:37):
Don't think that's the case. I don't think you get
free run with the car for as long as you
want it.
Speaker 1 (01:20:41):
But I'm sure you got to go through a safety course.
I think you have a driver's license and a quick course.
Speaker 4 (01:20:47):
Probably because I saw him watching something on the Jumbo
Trump in my videos.
Speaker 2 (01:20:52):
Why are you talking like that?
Speaker 4 (01:20:54):
Well, now I'm depressed. I conquered all like I mean,
it's like me counting climbing mountain.
Speaker 1 (01:21:00):
You didn't because you lost the initial challenge.
Speaker 4 (01:21:02):
No, no, but that's what I'm saying. I wrote, like,
you know, I got out of prison. I had a
second chance to reinvent my life, and I did that.
I reinvented my life. Like I took the opportunity that
was given to me and I snatched it. Some people
don't snatch that opportunity.
Speaker 1 (01:21:17):
They say, you know what, ah, and you had some help.
It's like people that can need help.
Speaker 4 (01:21:20):
And yeah, that's what I'm saying. You have helping hands
and you need help when you get out of prison.
And that's what I did to prison. Prison.
Speaker 1 (01:21:28):
Yeah, I'm like, I just stick with the climbing Mount Everest.
Speaker 4 (01:21:31):
Dude.
Speaker 2 (01:21:32):
Oh man, okay, lunchbox.
Speaker 1 (01:21:34):
So now I got to look at it.
Speaker 4 (01:21:35):
What do you do?
Speaker 1 (01:21:36):
I'm going to hit the wife up.
Speaker 2 (01:21:37):
I can give you, you can choose, we can.
Speaker 4 (01:21:41):
I can give you.
Speaker 2 (01:21:43):
I give you all the cash in my wallet.
Speaker 1 (01:21:44):
I'll give me a billion dollars.
Speaker 4 (01:21:46):
I don't have a.
Speaker 2 (01:21:46):
Billion dollars billion dollar. I can give you all the
cash in my wallet and that will just be your
prize that you want because you can't do this. Or
you can try to do this with your wife and
if she says no, you just get nothing because there's
nothing else to book.
Speaker 4 (01:22:01):
Let me see what other cities they got.
Speaker 2 (01:22:03):
You can fly me. We're not gonna fly you anywhere.
What guys, you could fly you somewhere and do it.
But I'm not paying for a flight. That wasn't part
of it. But you can have all the cash in
my wallet. Or we can hang tight and you have
like twenty seconds because we have to jump out.
Speaker 1 (01:22:16):
Yeah, we'll hang tight.
Speaker 4 (01:22:17):
Man, I'm gonna I'm gonna take my chance with the lamba.
How much money did I pass up? Like?
Speaker 2 (01:22:22):
Three? Ten?
Speaker 1 (01:22:25):
Three dollars ten cents?
Speaker 2 (01:22:26):
Like no? No?
Speaker 1 (01:22:27):
Like three hundred bucks. Oh, we can go to Indy
if you want to drive up there. You're selling Atlanta. Yeah,
and he's not far Richmond.
Speaker 2 (01:22:34):
Atlanta's not far. Richmond's far. But I'm not paying for
the trip for you to get there. And you can't
miss the show.
Speaker 1 (01:22:39):
Colorado Springs. That's far, that's far. That's a station visit.
Speaker 2 (01:22:44):
Is it? What station?
Speaker 4 (01:22:46):
Colorado Springs? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:22:47):
But what station? What?
Speaker 6 (01:22:47):
Like?
Speaker 1 (01:22:48):
What's the letters are filled?
Speaker 2 (01:22:49):
Look? Oh? St.
Speaker 1 (01:22:50):
Louis Detroit.
Speaker 2 (01:22:51):
Okay, we're done.
Speaker 4 (01:22:52):
Oh, we don't go to Detroit?
Speaker 2 (01:22:53):
Why not?
Speaker 4 (01:22:53):
Why not?
Speaker 2 (01:22:54):
I love being to Detroit.
Speaker 4 (01:22:56):
I know basically I don't know I'm in Detroit and.
Speaker 2 (01:22:58):
W he's backing off of a statement.
Speaker 4 (01:22:59):
Now the city.
Speaker 1 (01:23:00):
Okay, we're done.
Speaker 2 (01:23:01):
We've now we've now emptied our cart, so we don't
have and there's nothing on Saturday or Sunday.
Speaker 1 (01:23:07):
Mike, we look one more time.
Speaker 2 (01:23:12):
If you have just been kind, you could have booked
that on Saturday or Sunday because it would have been earlier.
Speaker 1 (01:23:17):
Is there like a Volkswagen you could drive?
Speaker 2 (01:23:18):
Is that open?
Speaker 4 (01:23:20):
Because that's not fast. It feels like they go to
Atlanta all the time. They go to Oh, Austin Texas.
If you want to take yourself there, go for it.
Could you do the charge your hell cat? No, that's
a ride along. That's hilarious. I was born Nissan.
Speaker 1 (01:23:38):
Yeah it was an Ultima. Hey they got an Ultimate
its souped up.
Speaker 4 (01:23:41):
I'll do that.
Speaker 1 (01:23:42):
So that's April fifth. We have to we're gonna have
to jump here. But yeah, we're gonna have get ahold
of the bull.
Speaker 2 (01:23:46):
Look, maybe we'll do on the Post show. We'll congrats lunchbox.
You passed up the money. Yeah, and now you may
have to pass this up to But you got out
of prison, invented your own life, free, invented all right,
Bobby show up today.
Speaker 4 (01:24:02):
This story comes up from Eagle Mountain, Utah. Some teenagers
thought it'd be fun to do a little ding dong
and ditch ring the doorbell run away, ha ha ha. Well,
one seventy one year old man said, I don't like
that game.
Speaker 1 (01:24:16):
Oh no, he had to pull a gun on him
or something.
Speaker 4 (01:24:20):
He pulled a gun and he fired it.
Speaker 2 (01:24:23):
Oh in the air.
Speaker 1 (01:24:24):
Even that's a bad that's bad news. Or at the kids.
Speaker 4 (01:24:27):
He fired at the car full of kids.
Speaker 2 (01:24:29):
Oh no, no, no, no, no, that sucks. Dude.
Speaker 4 (01:24:32):
My kids play that game. You know what, it's annoying.
It is annoying to get well, not to get ding dong,
to have to get ding dong and then ditch. Yeah,
I don't get ding donked.
Speaker 2 (01:24:42):
But then they run and you just have to go
Like I was an idiot once, so I'm gonna let
it slide.
Speaker 4 (01:24:47):
It is so fun to do that though. Like as
the kids, we had this one dad that lived down
the street and you'd ring the doorbell and this old
man would start chasing. I don't know what he's gonna
do if he caught us, but he would.
Speaker 2 (01:25:00):
It probably didn't either.
Speaker 4 (01:25:00):
It's like a a dog chasing a car. But he
would sprint ye out that door, and so man, we'd
go back over and over and over. Also, this is
gonna go away because everybody has those stupid cameras now,
so you're going to see them.
Speaker 2 (01:25:12):
Oh they ran away and they do it in masks,
but then they look like they're breaking and then you
don't do that. That's ding dong, ditch and fake robbery.
Speaker 4 (01:25:20):
Not good?
Speaker 2 (01:25:21):
All right? Is that it?
Speaker 4 (01:25:21):
I'm lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day.
Speaker 2 (01:25:25):
After the show, we stick around and do another half hour,
sometimes an hour of just a whole other show that
goes up on our podcast feed.
Speaker 4 (01:25:31):
Just go to the Bobby Bone Show podcast feed. It
came up yesterday.
Speaker 1 (01:25:35):
Because Eddie was like, Amy, why are you doing your
hands all weird?
Speaker 4 (01:25:38):
Why are you physically moving?
Speaker 1 (01:25:40):
He was acting weird the real ways you haven't moved.
Speaker 4 (01:25:42):
And Amy proclaims she's quit drugs.
Speaker 3 (01:25:44):
She's off right, must be a tough time right now,
drugs met my man, okay, got it.
Speaker 7 (01:25:51):
My adhd and why? And I like it when you're
on No, I don't think you do.
Speaker 2 (01:25:56):
No.
Speaker 8 (01:25:57):
I really think that I've got some brain exercises that
are going to help me.
Speaker 2 (01:26:03):
And I just like when people do the method to
not get pregnant what's it called, and they're like, trust me,
it works.
Speaker 1 (01:26:09):
It's like the month, I don't know whatever the method is.
They look at the calendar, the ovulation.
Speaker 2 (01:26:13):
No calendar, the rhythm or something, and some methods where
they can just like look at the dates and be
like I'm sure, and then it's like four kids later, wish.
Speaker 4 (01:26:22):
But yes, it is just like that where you're just
trying to be natural.
Speaker 8 (01:26:25):
I think I was natural for a long time and
then I medicated for a few years and now I'm
ready to you know, unmitigate.
Speaker 1 (01:26:32):
Well, we support you regardless.
Speaker 7 (01:26:34):
Yeah. And then I think, and I was on an antidepressant, we.
Speaker 2 (01:26:37):
Need to get it back on the medication already thinking
about what she was saying, extract, Yeah, go ahead.
Speaker 7 (01:26:41):
But my antidepressant served its purpose.
Speaker 8 (01:26:44):
I think that was, you know, for me, it was
circumstantial with things that were going on during a season
of my life. And now I'm like, wait a second,
I'm on the other side of that. Why am I
still taking this. I'm going to see if I'm good.
Speaker 7 (01:26:59):
So we're just that period of over seeing them.
Speaker 2 (01:27:01):
I'm good.
Speaker 4 (01:27:02):
Yes, she's over there doing like open up the church
in here are the people the.
Speaker 7 (01:27:07):
Hands because this is called brain gym.
Speaker 2 (01:27:09):
Yeah, so we're rooting for you.
Speaker 4 (01:27:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (01:27:12):
So this stuff is going to help me with my brain,
my concentration and stuff like that. And then the antidepressidant TVD.
I feel good, though, like I feel I hope, So
I feel good.
Speaker 2 (01:27:23):
I think if medicine is needed, medicine should be used
and there should be no shame in that medicine.
Speaker 7 (01:27:28):
Correct.
Speaker 2 (01:27:28):
I also think, if you want to give it a run,
let's go. Should I tell you if things are weird
or not sure?
Speaker 8 (01:27:33):
But I already just feel I can feel myself coming
back to me, if that makes sense, because I.
Speaker 7 (01:27:38):
Felt kind of like, yeah, like I felt I'm like
every day, I was like, I'm just off, like.
Speaker 8 (01:27:43):
Something's not right, and I don't feel like I the
best I could feel, which for a while on those
things I was. And so I'm just reevaluating with the
help of my nurse practitioner. I'm not like just I
can help you doing this on my own.
Speaker 1 (01:27:57):
Doctor, am reacting crazy?
Speaker 4 (01:27:59):
So the hands, the itsy bitsy spider, that's normal and
makes you feel it's a brain exercise.
Speaker 8 (01:28:04):
That's me trying to be proactive about my brain because
I know that it can be all over the place,
and so when I can, if I can do these
little exercises.
Speaker 7 (01:28:14):
It'll help stimulate it.
Speaker 8 (01:28:16):
It Almost after I do the morning exercises my brain gym.
The other day, I felt like I had taken an
adderall and I had not.
Speaker 4 (01:28:23):
Are you paying which is a brain gym class?
Speaker 7 (01:28:25):
No, they're free on YouTube.
Speaker 1 (01:28:27):
You need a membership for that.
Speaker 4 (01:28:28):
Well, I don't know. Sometimes am starts paying for all
kind of crazy.
Speaker 8 (01:28:31):
No, No, no, I just looked up exercises on YouTube,
and now I just I know them and I do
them myself on she said.
Speaker 4 (01:28:37):
She says, I'm going to the gym, coming back, and
she goes to my office hands.
Speaker 8 (01:28:42):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:28:43):
We're rooting for you. Yeah, yeah, we are rooting for you.
Speaker 4 (01:28:45):
Thank you.
Speaker 7 (01:28:46):
I appreciate that.
Speaker 4 (01:28:47):
It is called the rhythm method.
Speaker 2 (01:28:48):
By the way, that overall, the rhythm method, also the
calendar method, is a form of natural family planning. To
use the rhythm method, you must track your menstrual history
to predict when you'll ovulate. But it's just people looking
at calendars and going on it and then yeah, but.
Speaker 7 (01:29:02):
The calendar will tell you based on.
Speaker 4 (01:29:04):
Anybody I know that's done rum there, bab babies ovidually.
Speaker 5 (01:29:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:29:09):
Uh, good for you.
Speaker 4 (01:29:10):
I'm rooting for you.
Speaker 7 (01:29:10):
Thank you. I appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (01:29:13):
Thank you. We'll see you guys tomorrow. Chris Tomlin and
studio tomorrow.
Speaker 4 (01:29:16):
We love that guy.
Speaker 2 (01:29:17):
He sells out arenas for multiple nights. He's like one
of the biggest artist artists in the world.
Speaker 4 (01:29:21):
He's a Christian artist, but he's up there with the
garth when it comes to an internationally.
Speaker 2 (01:29:27):
People it's just crazy, but it's such a good dude.
He'll be in tomorrow. Tomorrow's Good Friday, and that's it.
We'll see you then, by our bobbit bones.
We got Welcome to Thursday show more studio, marke Man.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Hope everybody's great. We go around the room, we check
in with all the friends here. First, he surprisingly gave
Abby a hard time about her singing performance recently, and
you can also catch him in my house working out
quite frequently.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Abbything was weird though, you were kind of rude to her.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
I was being honest. Oh, finally, it's pretty surready finally, Yeah,
listeners were surprised at you for that one. Hey, let
me try to set Lunchbox up though, and you you
were you guys were you didn't let me get on
the joke anyway, That's all go ahead.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Hey, I got a question for you guys. Do people
think I'm white? Possibly not people that see you.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Like on the radio listeners, because I met a listener
the other day and they said, Man, I'm shocked, like
I see you in your Hispanic Like yeah, he's like,
I thought you were white the whole time.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
I think if you by Eduardo, I'm doing Yeah, he's
not even Hispanic exactly. I think they think Ray is
Hispanic and they think you're white. Right, Sometimes people they
think Lunchbox is black a lot of times. Sometimes they
think he's like a big dude, which is also not true.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
But no, what would you like to say publicly.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
I'm Hispanic, I'm not white, not that there's a I mean,
you know, I'm not.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Saying anything bad, not anything bad. I'm just saying like
I am who I am.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
And I think it's interesting that some people see me
and they're like, wow, I'm surprised.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
I thought you were a white dude. He felt in
the moment there's any canceled by white people.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
It's like.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
That, yes, yeah, I think you're good, buddy, Okay, yea.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
He hopes to win the lotto and leave the show
one day. He also does a podcast called Sore Losers
with Ray Lunchbox.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
Everybody a few weeks ago, I mean maybe been a
month ago. I don't know how long ago is. I
went and did my power reds donated to the Red
Cross and saved seven lives.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
I mean, I'm a hero.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Is that all kindness?
Speaker 5 (01:57):
No?
Speaker 4 (01:58):
I was before. Man, that was like out of the blue,
you know, just me being awesome. Should be driving a
lambou for that alone. But the Red Cross loves me
because they called me yesterday and they loved me a
voicemail just to tell me how wonderful I am. Like, okay,
and you recorded it. No, it's just my voicemail. They
loved the voicemail. I didn't answer the call. I was like, oh,
(02:18):
you have it here with you. Yeah, let's listen to
what they have to say about me.
Speaker 6 (02:20):
Go ahead, Hello, I'm calling on behalf of the American
Red Costal Services. I wanted to thank you for your
recent blood donation. You should feel great knowing you're part
of a life saving community of people. Every day, approximately
twelve five hundred blood donations they're needed in the United States.
Thanks again for your donation. Have a great day.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
God question, I love it, can and I think it's
great that you gave blood.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Can ask the question here and it's all good.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Did you play that and create this fake segment just
so you could talk about how you gave blood and
get credit within the room.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
What I don't know.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
That's not for him. That's the generic when they send
to everybody. Yeah, if you don't have blood, So I did?
Speaker 4 (03:00):
He did? He go?
Speaker 2 (03:01):
They leftos just for me, knowing it wasn't for me,
so we could play it on the air and we'd
all be.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Like you is that on your phone.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
I didn't give blood to anybody that donated blood gets
that message.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
Three weeks later they call you to just tell you
how amazing you want your.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
Blood, like five years ago, and I still got an
email like this week.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
From my point is, were you bringing that in just
so you'd be celebrated by us?
Speaker 4 (03:22):
No.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
I just thought it was really cool that they called
me to celebrate. But I think it is great like
to celebrate. I think it's great that you did it.
But you just say, hey, I gave blood, and we'd
be like, oh, that's awesome, or you wouldn't have to
invent a The Red Cross called.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Me and said I'm a hero, I'm a hero, and
I did say this.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
They said, I'm a hero a community. I'm part of
a life saving community. But I think you lose now.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
The headline is people should give blood like you did
out of the goodness of.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
Your hen My power rents more than just blood. I
saved seven lives instead of three.
Speaker 7 (03:51):
What is a power?
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Red I don't know.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
But they took something out and they put something back
in and I saved seven lives.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
I think it's awesome you save lives and we could
have just been like, hey, what'd you do this weekend
in that sea?
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Like why I want to give some give some blood, but.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
Instead it's just a whole thing of voice.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
So then it turns into the the segment of is
it doesn't matter?
Speaker 4 (04:13):
But it's pretty cool. They called me to tell me like,
you're the greatest. They did, good job.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
She's recently taken up golf as a new hobby and
she comes in every morning with a nice coffee.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
It's amail.
Speaker 8 (04:25):
So I gave Eddie a robe for his birthday. It's
a Dallas Cowboys robe.
Speaker 7 (04:30):
I just thought it'd be comfy.
Speaker 8 (04:31):
He could wear it during the games, you know, when
he's watching or whatever.
Speaker 7 (04:35):
And then he sent me a picture to say thank you,
And I'm.
Speaker 8 (04:37):
Just gonna show it to you and tell you if
you would be like, should.
Speaker 7 (04:39):
Eddie be sending me this picture of him in the road?
Just look at his face and like how he's sitting.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Dude, you look like you're sending her Are you up?
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Tech? You up?
Speaker 1 (04:50):
I wanted to show her the gift.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
You can't do that.
Speaker 6 (04:53):
You n.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Your face seductive in your smile. I asked one of
my kids. I'm like, hey, will you take a picture
of me while I've seen in my room.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
That's bizarre.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Is that weird?
Speaker 7 (05:04):
That hat is also for me indirectly, but.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Oh that's true.
Speaker 7 (05:07):
And holding a glass of wine.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
It was wine five o'clock wine down.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
Oh my gosh, Oh my gosh, you're trying to seduce an.
Speaker 7 (05:16):
It's just weird.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
I thought it was.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Normal, Like, hey, Amy, look I got your robe.
Speaker 5 (05:19):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
I really like it.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
How about you say that or send a video of
you like please? He feels great instead of like hey all.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
Lounds down on the couch with the sun.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
I didn't do that face on purpose.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
This is just the vie.
Speaker 8 (05:32):
It would make me feel better if his wife her
kids were taking the photo.
Speaker 7 (05:35):
But if you took it on self, timer, we have
a no.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
My oldest son did that. You did say something on
my face? He's like, why are you making that face?
Speaker 2 (05:44):
From Mount Pine, Arkansas? One time he passed out giving blood.
But he's not a whim piece of sud. Bobby bone,
Thank you very much. I want to thank our listeners
because and don't don't tweet this out or anything, because
that's it defeats the purpose of the bit. But on tweet, dude,
I know we Eddie and I are acting like we're
building the pickleball court in our yard, in my yard
(06:06):
there in my yard, and so I've hired people to
do it. Finally I get people to do it. But
forever I'd said I was just gonna do it myself.
And then I was like, Eddie, let's just go stand
and hold like a shovel and stuff and go. We're
we're watching YouTube videos We're building a pickle ball court.
There's five hundred comments as of right now, going great job, guys.
That looks awesome because it's just listeners in on the joke.
(06:28):
Every once in a while there'll be somebody, why should
being ar cheerios? That's a lie?
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Like why they said that?
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Just get just get out. But thank you all for
being a part of the joke. I also have friends
who are texting me for I just saw it. Yes,
scroll Eddie's in like the bobcat I'm hammering. We literally
walked down after a workout, which is while we're sweating
so much, and just got on the equipment.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
I think we overdid it with a hammer, like like
why are you hammering a cinder block?
Speaker 1 (06:56):
After we took the pictures like that one might not
look real, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
It's a bit and our listeners are in on the joke.
One of my friends text and he goes, hey, are
you really building a pickleball court in the back of
your house? Is that where you guys are building that.
I'm really having a hard time believing you and Eddie
are doing this alone. We are, man, it's showbiz, baby,
and you can hire us. We should start to say
we got new jobs later on the show when those
listeners aren't in on the joke. Oh yeah, and be like,
we've just been hired to do another pickleball court.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
Man.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
We're gonna be busy wait for the updated pictures when
that thing starts to be built by a real company
and we're like, look what we did. So not gonna
mention it anymore after this, But I just want to
say thank you for being in on the jokes.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
It's hilarious. Let's open up the mailbag, you friend, the.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Game mail, and we read all the air.
Speaker 8 (07:39):
It's something we call Bobby's mailbag.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Yeah, hello, Bobby Bones. For the last year, I've worked
in an office with one co worker. I'm a twenty
four year old woman. He's a fifty something year old man.
We spend eight hours a day, five days a week
in a small office, just the two of us. So
I was a bit shocked and worried. And I learned
that he spent ten years in prison for manslaughter. He
(08:05):
was in a fight with a guy who later died.
This was over twenty years ago, and he's never shown
even a little bit of aggression in the year that
I've known him. But I feel like it's irresponsible for
my work to put me in such a vulnerable position.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Am I wrong? Should I say something to my boss
she didn't sign it?
Speaker 4 (08:22):
You want to go.
Speaker 8 (08:24):
I think that you're valid to feel as though you
should have been informed.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
But is it something that they can inform. I don't
know how long have they been working together in that
room a year for the last year.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
I don't know that the HR can warn you about
those If you go to jail, it's not like you're
on the registry.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
You know that you served your time, so it's not that.
So I don't know that.
Speaker 7 (08:48):
Okay, Well, I don't know.
Speaker 8 (08:49):
I guess if he's been nice the whole time, I
don't think if it is this is accidental manslaughter.
Speaker 4 (08:55):
But also if it was a fight.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Things happen in fights, a good, bad, terrible, awful. I
don't here got into a fight, and here this is
somebody who could kill me, right.
Speaker 8 (09:11):
Same, But I guess I just didn't know what information
you're supposed to be privy to. None, Okay, cool, I
say it's okay that hemed.
Speaker 4 (09:22):
He just don't make them mad, you know, I don't
fight with him.
Speaker 7 (09:26):
That may not even that's not be something. That's not
a crime.
Speaker 8 (09:30):
I guess that may even need for someone to be reformed,
because if it was an accident, like people, we don't know.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Again, we're a signing accident. We're signing all of this,
so it's also not murder. It was manslaughter. And I
would say, too, you can go to whomever and say, hey,
I did a Google search on Chuck and it said
he was in jail.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
What can you tell me?
Speaker 2 (09:49):
And they they can tell you nothing, because again, it's
not like a registry where everybody has to know.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
So I would say that you're in this office with
a if you.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Don't feel like he's been a threat, if it's been awesome,
keeping a professional, keep rocking it. Yeah, if he was
in jail that long, he's pretty reformed.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
I understand how she's feeling, like it's definitely her feeling
is wrong, right, right, But but I mean, you know,
people do get second chances. He served his time, and
if he seems like a pretty normal dude and hasn't
hasn't raised any suspicion of anything else happening, why not
keep working with that?
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Was like, whoo, whooped somebody in a fight and that
person just died, like she said, because.
Speaker 7 (10:25):
Sometimes someone can hit their head wrong.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Absolutely sure, you have the right to feel how you feel, regardless.
You can ask about it, say I Google searched him,
what's They can probably say nothing to you.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Then you have to make your decision based on that.
I think you can even.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Say I found this out, I'm not comfortable in this situation,
and they could remedy it in a way, But you
can't go, hey, what's what do I not know about him?
Speaker 7 (10:48):
True?
Speaker 2 (10:49):
And I'm not even sure they could say if you
said this is what I found about him, they could
say anything, but you could say, this is what I found.
I'm not comfortable. How can we make this better?
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Yeah, so you're right, feel the way you feel, But
I feel like.
Speaker 4 (11:04):
I mean, I wouldn't mess with it's just inciding. All right,
that's the mailback, closed it out.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
We got your game mail and we ran it on
your air.
Speaker 4 (11:15):
Now it's find the clothes Bobby failed back.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Yeah, lunchbox. What's the new rule your wife made for you?
Speaker 4 (11:22):
Yeah, she put a clamp down on the old fall
in the cops.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Oh you like to follow cops or ambulance or yeah
if I see the fighters.
Speaker 4 (11:32):
Yeah, Because we were in the car the other day
and we had the kids in the vehicle and I
saw a cop there was two cop cars had someone
pulled over and the dude was in handcuffs, like standing
by the side of the car, and so I whipped
a UI to drive by to kind of.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Would you whip a uie with all the kids if
you're by yourself, Even then I'd be like, wow, that's weird.
Speaker 4 (11:52):
But all the kids are in the car, and what are.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
You gonna do?
Speaker 4 (11:55):
You just want to see what's going on in the
world in the community. You want to be stay vigilant.
And so we did a roll by and then we're
at home and my wife, this is her talking about
the new rule.
Speaker 9 (12:07):
The next time you see somebody in handcuffs, or a
cop pulled someone over, or a fire truck drive by
with the lights on, Like, just don't turn around and
follow the action when you have two kids, Like that's
just not safe.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Like you're not necessary. Now the guy was in handcuffs.
Speaker 4 (12:27):
You gotta you don't want me to be vigilant and
you find out.
Speaker 9 (12:29):
What's going on business, don't follow the don't turn around.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
So you think that's a rule.
Speaker 4 (12:35):
So what about if I'm by myself.
Speaker 9 (12:36):
Just let the professional handle it and you just mind
your own business and keep on going.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
So you're basically saying you're the no fun police.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Yeah, I think you're not familiar with being vigilant. That
vigilance isn't going and looking at somebody be arrested.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Like the cop already.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
I think he just heard like Batman say vigilant or something,
and now he thinks it's part of like crime fighting.
Speaker 4 (12:58):
You're not being vigilant, hmmm, keeping up to know what's
going on in the neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
You're being snoopy, is that what it's called?
Speaker 5 (13:05):
Like you're snooping in on like you're like necking on
something that could also cause an accident as well.
Speaker 4 (13:11):
Yeah, well, I make a safe you turn the kids
are in the car, or I make the block.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
But what is the best case scenario of what can
happen if you're going by?
Speaker 4 (13:21):
It just brings up conversation with the kids like, oh, look,
see the police are here to protect you and they'll
take care of you, and they get the bad guys.
Speaker 7 (13:28):
And maybe and don't grow up to be a bad guy.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
Or how about you just see him when you drive
by the first time and say that and you don't
have to go back by.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
What if that because they said, oh I didn't see
that out, how about you say trust me, Oh that
doesn't really work.
Speaker 4 (13:44):
I mean kids, I mean I'm just saying so she
kind of put the clamp down on my one of
my hobbies.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
That's not really a hobby though. I mean, don't you
guys you don't have a scanner, No, it's too much.
You can borrow my scanner. It's awesome you hear a
crime and then go to it.
Speaker 4 (13:58):
But don't you think like it's want to kind of
go see what's going on in the community.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
I don't, Well, there's a difference and go see what's
going on the community. And also driving by somebody it's
been arrested. See why don't you.
Speaker 4 (14:09):
Know if he was arrested, he was just maybe but
that maybe you're just being detained and then you're not.
That's what I'm saying, Like you want to find out, Hey,
they going to the big house?
Speaker 2 (14:17):
They not?
Speaker 4 (14:17):
Like, are you going to follow this rule?
Speaker 1 (14:19):
Maybe just do it? You follow with no kids? That
may be the kids.
Speaker 4 (14:24):
I mean she was pretty like like, please don't do
it without the kids, because what happens if something goes wrong?
What happens?
Speaker 7 (14:30):
What do you do? You make up your own mind,
don't you?
Speaker 1 (14:32):
And you were the pants the family?
Speaker 2 (14:33):
The pants sounds like, hey, it sounds like mama was
sounding daddy what to do? Yeah, all right, we all
heard it.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
His voice was like, I can't do that anymore.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
I agree with her. I wouldn't chase this stuff with
the kids in the car. I wouldn't chase it anyway.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Would you chase it daddy on my own? Absolutely?
Speaker 7 (14:52):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
What you want to know what's going on in your community?
Speaker 4 (14:57):
You want to be vigilant.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
Right now, that's that's I'm just gonna play a song
so other people don't feel the same way as you do.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
I don't want to encourage anybody to do this.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
You just ended up getting in the way you could
possibly get in the way.
Speaker 4 (15:07):
You could, but you could also.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
Like do nothing except take a picture. That's it.
Speaker 4 (15:11):
It's good for instance, It's time for the good news.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
Bobby Delta Airlines pilot name's Keith recently celebrated his retirement
with a special flight to Hawaii. He spent a bunch
of pay, like a year's pay, chartering a whole plane,
and then took all of his friends, like one hundred
people to Hawaii and flew them all there.
Speaker 4 (15:35):
Wallard, Interesting, man, that's so cool.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
The fact that you would spend a year's pay, that's
pretty cool. I mean, yeah, I must have some money
saved up a whole year. I have forty six years
of flying, he said, and that he's retiring. But he's
forty six. Let's they started flying at twenty two, so
it's about, you know, forty fifty six to seventy years older.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
So yeah, I feel like.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
That's probably about the max age because I want somebody,
if there's an emergency, to be able to be sharp
and make a quick decision.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
You know, think old people can make quick decisions. I
think It is shown through.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Many studies and decades of data that the older the
brain gets, the slower the reaction time, which is why
it's weird. We're about to have a president, Like we
have one now that's too old, and we're gonna have
another one's too old regardless of who wins. Yeah, we wouldn't
even want our pilot to be eighty, but we're like,
run the biggest businesses in the world America. The fact
(16:33):
that he saved up for a year or took that
much money and took all those friends on a trip
is awesome. That's so cool because it's not like he's
making millions of dollars being a pilot. I don't know
what pilot's mean.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
They make a lot of money. I think they'd make
a good living that long.
Speaker 7 (16:45):
What your route is like, if you're like your paper.
Speaker 4 (16:48):
Out, you get a better out.
Speaker 8 (16:49):
Yeah, Like if your Dallas to Austin is not going
to be as much as if you're you know, inter
national JFK to London every day.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
Fancy throwing out to know all about flying? All right,
that's what it's all about. That was tell me something good.
Lunchbox is dominating in his first ever season of elder
versus Millennial. You've shut her out so far. That's what
(17:20):
I do, That's what he does. I'm gonna ask Lunchbox
three questions about her generation and hers swifty Lauren, the
youngest on our show. Let's introduce Offwoy Lunchbox here up first.
He's the captain of Cringe who claims all he does
is when he loves looking online at women a bikinis
and his dream is to drive a Lamborghini. It's Lunchbox, Yes, sir, Lunchbox,
(17:42):
are you ready ready?
Speaker 1 (17:43):
Let's go?
Speaker 2 (17:46):
What T Mobile phone did every team desperately won? In
two thousand and six? The horizontal screen, which spun opened
like suicide doors, made flip phones seem old fashioned? Mobile
mobile phone did every team desperately want in two thousand
and six? The horizontal screen, which spun open like suicide doors,
(18:07):
made the flip phone seem old fashioned?
Speaker 4 (18:10):
Oh man, what is that called?
Speaker 2 (18:14):
T Mobile? U?
Speaker 1 (18:18):
Nokia?
Speaker 4 (18:20):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
That's the name of another brand, another brand, But you
know what, that's incorrect, he tried, Lauren. I don't know
if you get this. You still that's a sidekick?
Speaker 4 (18:27):
It is?
Speaker 2 (18:29):
I never wanted one of those job, Lauren Lunchbox. What
artists announced she was pregnant at the end of her
twenty eleven BMA's performance by unbuttoning her jacket and rubbing
her belly.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
In what year? Twenty eleven?
Speaker 2 (18:44):
What artists announced she was pregnant at the end of
her twenty eleven VMA's performance by unbuttoning her jacket and
rubbing her belly twenty eleven.
Speaker 4 (18:54):
Oh my gosh, Katy Perry incorrect.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
Swifty Lauren Beyonce correct? Oh whoa lunchbox?
Speaker 4 (19:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (19:08):
The Fifty Shades novel trilogy was originally written as a
fan fiction work.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
Of what are the book series Twilight?
Speaker 4 (19:19):
Correct? It's fan fiction. That's crazy, huh okay?
Speaker 1 (19:24):
To one quiet Eddie Squirrel finds him nuts. Swifty Lauren
with the lead.
Speaker 4 (19:28):
I don't understand how Eddie cheers for someone that beat
him Like that's weird.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
I think it's just generally against you, just like you're
generally against him. I'm not generally against him. I didn't
care if I cheered for the elder. But whatever, Lunchbox's opponent.
She's our youngest producer. She's getting married in May, and
after being down two points, she hopes today's game goes
her way.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
It's swifty.
Speaker 4 (19:47):
Lauren.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
By the way, you see the pictures of Travis and
Taylor on a romantic beach vacation. I did your thoughts.
I thought they looked great, they looked happy.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
They did look happy in a swing.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (19:58):
Yeah, it had only clause eighteen thousand dollars a night.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (20:03):
Yeah, it's amazing. I wish I had that life.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
That's a nickel. You should do something then, like they
do that well tough. I can't read to catch the
football over the middle or anywhere.
Speaker 4 (20:14):
Yeah, yeah, but she pays for that, right.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
I would imagine they both probably share.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
You do have these.
Speaker 5 (20:22):
I think he's probably like, yeah, private planner are going
to take yours or mine?
Speaker 2 (20:29):
They probably share expenses. Okay, Laura and your questions. What
Billy Joel song featured over one hundred different headlines from
nineteen forty nine to nineteen eighty nine.
Speaker 7 (20:40):
Oh, we didn't start the fire.
Speaker 4 (20:41):
Correct, I don't. I wouldn't have know.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
I don't know what start the fire. Yea, you said
it had headlines.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
Yeah, the whole song is just them saying news headlines.
Speaker 4 (20:54):
Oh, I had no idea. Okay, you never knew.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
That what the miss reggae singer Lauren passed away at
nineteen eighty one?
Speaker 1 (21:04):
Bob Marley, correct, and fine, what.
Speaker 4 (21:08):
Was that movie?
Speaker 2 (21:08):
Yeddie did?
Speaker 4 (21:09):
Jim a big fan, big fans, big fan got him.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
Hey, you might lose the game, but together exactly we
came here for.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
Are you saying the nineteen eighty three song girls just
want to have fun? Pat Benaar, Oh.
Speaker 4 (21:24):
Sorry, that's Cidey Laupper.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
Correct, doesn't matter, doesn't matter, so one Sidney Lapper correct.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
You get a nice shots, swifty lawns. That winner got
the first point on the board.
Speaker 4 (21:35):
Nice shot.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
Somebody won the Mega millions. It was the one point
one three billion dollars, so stupid, pretty cool. Imagine that
your life changes like that, you get the.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
Eight hundred sixty million or so. If you choose lomp
some and.
Speaker 10 (21:51):
You get it.
Speaker 4 (21:52):
Oh, I had lump some. That suckers so bad.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
You lump something hard. Oh yeah, what I'm saying, man,
that's from North Jersey dot com.
Speaker 1 (21:59):
Congratulations to whomever that is.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
That's a lot. It's it's not I can't even imagine
how much it actually is. It's one of those things
where like that's crazy, but I really can't imagine, Like
I can't visualize and feel what it would feel like.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
No, not that much. Yeah, I mean good, but I can't.
You can't visualize that.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
I mean your kid's kids, kids. I mean, it's the
reality of it. Doesn't feel like I can. I can
like be there with it. Oh, I can close my
eyes right now and picture it.
Speaker 4 (22:30):
Now, I can picture it. But I think I don't
think you can understand eight hundred.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
I mean that is so much, maybe like understanding being
fourteen feet tall, Like I can go, Oh, that would
be tough, but I can't really, right, So there's another story.
Would you rather have a one hundred percent chance of
winning one million dollars? Like, absolutely, here's one million dollars,
there's no way you can lose it, or a seventy
(22:55):
five percent chance of winning a billion dollars.
Speaker 4 (22:58):
Seventy five percent chance of winning a billion.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
He answers quickly. I like it not.
Speaker 7 (23:03):
It was one million.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
Versus one billion.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
Oh billion, So it's either a three million or a
seventy five chance of one billion.
Speaker 7 (23:13):
Go, I'm gonna take the three million.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
I'm taking the three million. Two guys are idiots? No,
give me the million. I need it right now. Yeah million?
Speaker 2 (23:22):
If you were to lose that, so what are you
you talking about?
Speaker 1 (23:25):
You know what happened to you, Lunchbox.
Speaker 3 (23:26):
We all get our million, and you would not get
your billions.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
My odds are he's gonna get it.
Speaker 4 (23:31):
Here's I have four squares. Here, let's just see what
Lunchbox would have got, because he might win the billion.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
I don't have a billion, but it's just a game.
We can all do it.
Speaker 4 (23:40):
Check mark one, check mark two, check mark three.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
You want a billion? X?
Speaker 4 (23:44):
Okay, you lose it?
Speaker 1 (23:45):
All got it?
Speaker 2 (23:46):
Okay, all right, I'll do it over here. I'm gonna
mix them up, and so Lunchbox is gonna be across one, two, three, four,
And I want you to don't look at the pages please.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
I can't even see him.
Speaker 4 (23:57):
But I'm gonna set them up ahead of time so.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
I can't change them. So if you get a check mark, yep,
you get a billion dollars. Boom, I've already accepted my million.
Thank you for me playing. I got a million bucks.
We're a Millionaire's pretty cool, Lunchbox. You could pick a
number one through four, and if you pick the number
with a check mark, you.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Get a billion, give me one one billion dollars.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
Number one. I'm not touching it.
Speaker 4 (24:22):
Will you come touch it? Give me a billion dollars?
Speaker 2 (24:27):
One, two, three, four?
Speaker 4 (24:29):
Lift up?
Speaker 1 (24:29):
Which one?
Speaker 2 (24:31):
You want to stand up so you can see what
because nobody's messing with it.
Speaker 4 (24:33):
Don't want to think messing with Go number one?
Speaker 2 (24:36):
Ready, number one?
Speaker 1 (24:37):
Go it's the X.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
You just watched a billion, you dummy.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
You just want we're all over here with our million.
Speaker 4 (24:44):
And he's like, can I have some idiot chance?
Speaker 1 (24:48):
Oh well, yeah, well you would. You often say if
you lost you.
Speaker 4 (24:54):
A million is not is not saying myself level no,
but a billion?
Speaker 2 (24:58):
Billion? Dude, you just.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
Lost a billion. No, no, I lost a billion. But
I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (25:02):
What you're saying is if I missed out because I
played the same numbers every single time and then those
numbers hit I didn't and I lost out, That's when
losing a million is not ended.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
You would be so mad. We just want a million.
He got nothing.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
Amy, Yes, same game. Although you've chosen a million, what
number will you pick?
Speaker 2 (25:23):
Go ahead?
Speaker 7 (25:24):
Four?
Speaker 1 (25:24):
Number four? You want a billion dollars?
Speaker 3 (25:27):
Where the one is what you make sure it's not
that dumb you've already lost your billion.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
But I should have gone to my songer Jersey. If
you got a millionaire, play.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
I want a billion. You can't win the billion. You
can't win a million a million because you're number Do
you choose number three?
Speaker 1 (25:47):
It's just a game.
Speaker 4 (25:48):
Number three, Come a millionaire. That just shows you my luck.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
Right, No, no, it's your car. It's not real money,
but it.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
Just shows you my luck. I should have just gone
my sock jersey.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
Here we go.
Speaker 4 (26:01):
What's that number two? High school man?
Speaker 1 (26:05):
You may go number two now? But okay, lunch.
Speaker 4 (26:06):
Box just for another billion?
Speaker 1 (26:07):
Go ahead, number one?
Speaker 4 (26:09):
One billion?
Speaker 2 (26:10):
Amy to grab it? Oh no, he lost it again.
Speaker 7 (26:13):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (26:17):
He's the one under Yeah, yeah, that's one one again?
Speaker 1 (26:22):
So you did just leave it there? I put them up.
What's under them? There is validity? Did this karma thing
I promised you I did? That was not rigged.
Speaker 8 (26:35):
Luck.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
It's not bad luck.
Speaker 4 (26:37):
He lost a billion twice.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
Dang man, we got it.
Speaker 4 (26:40):
There's only a one in eight.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
No, you didn't get a billion. You only got a million.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
Get free money.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
Yeah, but that doesn'tcount. Amy's for fun. But we got
a million.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
We got millions of dollars and you know one man,
I didn't want to say it till it was over.
But that was all for real money.
Speaker 4 (26:54):
Man, give me the money. I mean, you guys are idiots.
If you would take the shot at a billion. We
just showed you lost twice.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
Okay, that's great. We did a draft on the best
childhood movies.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
In second place was Lunchbox, The Second The Sandlot, Back
to the Future, and et. The person who finished first
dominated by like over ten percent from the second. In
fourth place, there five is Me, The Lion King, Missus Doubt,
Fire Beetlejuice, fourth place. Third was Amy Home Alone, Mighty Ducks, Aladdin,
(27:29):
And just because fifth place gets kicked out, the first
place gets the belt. So I give you the two
Ray Mundo had Space Jam, Goonies, Cool Runnings versus Morgan,
Toy Story, The Parent Trap, Princess Diaries.
Speaker 3 (27:44):
Oh it's easy, Ray loss.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
Morgan, Ray, you've been eliminated. You will not come back
for the next round. Morgan gets the belt, gets get
the championship belt.
Speaker 4 (27:53):
Back on her desk.
Speaker 3 (27:53):
Coming over, Morgan, you keep get going back and forth
between you and Morgan.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
That's how we like it.
Speaker 4 (27:58):
Morgan gets the belt back at your back.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
In Yeah, what are we doing next time?
Speaker 2 (28:02):
Who knows?
Speaker 4 (28:02):
We never know?
Speaker 2 (28:03):
Told Your Day Before but Toy Story, The Parent Trap,
and Princess Diaries with thirty three percent.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
Morgan is our new draft champion Nineties Babies, Man of
Amy's Pile of Stories.
Speaker 8 (28:14):
The New York Post had an article about sunshine guilt,
and it's something that's trending right now. And it's when
the weather is really nice but you'd rather stay inside
and then you feel guilty about it.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
Oh that's me. I just won't have guilt about it.
I just like, how about that looks pretty out there?
Speaker 8 (28:28):
You feel perfectly fine inside. How it started to get
really popular was this woman on TikTok started going viral
when she was having this perfectly okay day indoors. She's
totally fine with it until the sunshine gave her guilt
and it ruined everything. Just go outside then, right, No,
because she wants to inside.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
I'm good not going outside.
Speaker 2 (28:47):
The only time I regret not going outside is when
I look at myself in the mirror.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
What do you mean what you basically see through me?
Speaker 6 (28:53):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (28:53):
Because you're oh yeah, it's like a full.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
Time X ray I just walk in. You're like I
can see the bones and the organs and everything. All right,
what else?
Speaker 8 (29:00):
A plane expert or an aviation expert was talking about
how if you're wearing leggings on a flight, you're increasing
your risk if the plane were to catch on fire
because leggings have flammable materials, and then.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
Literally begging for clicks on tiktoking, right because like a
flannel shirt too, you're going all the planes gotta crash,
that's true, right, or the fire on the plane. Second
of all, it's got to like catch your it's gotta
fire's gonna touch your legging.
Speaker 3 (29:28):
Yeah, if you're crashing in the planes on fire, it
doesn't matter you're wearing leggings or not.
Speaker 8 (29:33):
If you if you have gees, you're probably in a
better position.
Speaker 4 (29:37):
Like you're not in a.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
Good position anyway.
Speaker 4 (29:40):
Well, fine, I see this person.
Speaker 2 (29:42):
I'm doing, I get butt naked.
Speaker 4 (29:44):
I'm out of here, man, I'm not lifting.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
The risk at all.
Speaker 7 (29:48):
Maybe Flamingo, that's.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
Just turbulence, and I'm the guy that gets take down
to the seat.
Speaker 8 (29:52):
My ex husband used to always tell me when I
would take my shoes off when you're flying, He's like
I'd put my shoes on if he's like, I would
never take my shoes off while ride a plane because like,
if an emergency happens, like you're the one that's gonna
have trouble getting places and I'm gonna still have my
shoes on, it's gonna be easy.
Speaker 2 (30:09):
Jeneen though, if that's happening, would probably get you through. However,
I have very sensitive feat. So the plane crashes and
I'm like, oh, oh, oh wow a couple o.
Speaker 8 (30:20):
Parker McCollum is set to be a first time dad
this August, and so Luke Comb said to him, Hey,
it's gonna be really hard to not write dad songs
after you become a dad, and Parker was like, yeah, no,
I'm never gonna be dad song guy. And then Luke said, hey,
call me six months after your kid is born and
tell me how many you've written, because.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
Luke has that's funny.
Speaker 7 (30:39):
Yeah, I've been inspired by his goods.
Speaker 2 (30:41):
Yeah, I'm assuming you don't even know until you know,
like what that feeling is and why that feeling is,
and if you're creating art based on life experiences, that's
that's a whole lot of it.
Speaker 4 (30:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
Yeah, well, good luck to them all.
Speaker 4 (30:52):
Is what I say.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
All right, what else?
Speaker 7 (30:53):
I'm aymy, that's my file.
Speaker 4 (30:55):
That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the
good news.
Speaker 7 (31:04):
So this woman, she goes by the nickname.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
Cher Cchr, like the singer Yeah.
Speaker 8 (31:09):
Yeah, And she told the Maryland Lottery officials that she
purchased a ticket.
Speaker 7 (31:14):
On March fourth, a powerball drawing. But she has this
little pocket in her purse.
Speaker 8 (31:17):
It's dedicated to her lottery tickets, and she fills up.
Speaker 7 (31:20):
That little pocket.
Speaker 8 (31:21):
She doesn't check to see if she's won anything until
that little pocket gets full.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
So multiple lotteries can happen.
Speaker 7 (31:27):
This is how deserve system.
Speaker 8 (31:29):
On the day that she can no longer stuff anymore
in there, she decides, Okay, I'm gonna go check my tickets,
and she won fifty thousand, seven.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
Dollars fifty thousand and seven. Why'd you feel the need
to say the seven?
Speaker 8 (31:40):
Yeah, because on one line she won fifty thousand, and
then on the other line she won seven dollars.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
Throwing the seven in there, I just thought it was
weird framing to throwing the seven herself. That's awesome. I
can't people don't win money. I got a scratch off today.
I finally scratched my Florida scratch off and I lost
both and used to losing the sell scratchers. I don't
know what that feeling would be to win fifty thousand dollars.
Speaker 4 (32:04):
Amazing, really good about.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
That's a whole different level.
Speaker 2 (32:08):
Yeah, that's good one share.
Speaker 4 (32:12):
That's comedic timing right there, you guys. She nailed it.
Speaker 7 (32:14):
Okay, thanks guys.
Speaker 8 (32:15):
Cher said that she plans to use her money to
pay off medical debt and make some household repairs.
Speaker 4 (32:20):
So that's awesome, and probably throw a few bucks in
tribute to it, right, sonny.
Speaker 8 (32:24):
But then I think lunchbox, like her attitude about it
is like about the lettery tick them just stick get
in my pocket. Like it's not like she's, oh, I
have to go check this right now because she's desperate.
Speaker 7 (32:31):
She's just more like, Eh, i'll check it when I
check it.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
He needs to go to church. Yeah, I've been trying
to find the right one.
Speaker 2 (32:37):
No, just go hear the message. Let that inspire you.
Then go get a lottery ticket. Okay, I'm trying to
write one, Like, what are you're looking for a denomination?
Speaker 1 (32:47):
Yeah, you don't want to disrespect them that you're just
saying words. At this point you want to be going.
I think going to church to win the lottery is
a bit disrespectful.
Speaker 4 (32:55):
But I don't know that you go to church to
better yourself, right, You go to ask for forgiveness therapy.
Speaker 1 (33:01):
Okay, well yeah, yeah, okay, thank you.
Speaker 4 (33:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
Let us know, Amy, good story. That's what it's all about.
Speaker 2 (33:07):
That was telling me something good. Got a couple of
voicemails for you. Here's the first one.
Speaker 10 (33:12):
Good morning, Bobby.
Speaker 2 (33:14):
Listen.
Speaker 10 (33:14):
Uh, I am so ready to get the regular lunchbox
back on board. We like the lunchbox with an attitude,
not the lunchbox being all nice. So h hurry and
get to spit over with so we can get back
to the real deal.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
We're back to the real deal kind of.
Speaker 2 (33:31):
But although I Alwill said, Lunchbox has been pretty nice
to me, Yeah, we're back nice to me, even pretty kind.
Speaker 3 (33:36):
But even during the kindness challenge, he wasn't really nice
for him.
Speaker 1 (33:40):
I think that's what.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
People got confused. I got you. Yeah, this is from Victoria.
Speaker 1 (33:44):
Here you go, Lunchbocks.
Speaker 4 (33:46):
You just stay what everybody else is thinking.
Speaker 2 (33:48):
Don't change.
Speaker 7 (33:49):
You'd be who you are what you are because you're awesome,
that's all.
Speaker 4 (33:52):
Everyone just doesn't like their thoughts put out in the air.
Speaker 8 (33:54):
If you get rid of him, I'm.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
Turning you off.
Speaker 4 (33:57):
Oh I'm not going anywhere. They're not getting rid of me.
They were just trying to make me be like boring.
Speaker 2 (34:02):
I know we were making you No, no, no, it was
a bit and it was like, hey, if you can
be kind, we will spend this money on you. Well
we me, but yeah, so no, nobody's making you do anything.
You weren't forced to do anything.
Speaker 4 (34:13):
Right, right, But I was trying to drive a Lambo
and you guys, I mean people.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
I was probably kind.
Speaker 4 (34:18):
It's just people don't want to see me have my
dreams accomplished, so they don't want me to drive a Lambo,
so they put unkind. I mean really, it should be
up to Bobby and Bobby only.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
Yeah, but that wasn't a bit like we said. We
stated the rules, but maybe we could find a new
game to do. Yeah, I got a new game I'll
think about.
Speaker 1 (34:36):
All right, let me know here is one.
Speaker 7 (34:37):
More go ahead, Hi, guys, I have a morning cory
for you.
Speaker 8 (34:41):
My joke is, what did the dose say when she
walked out of the woods.
Speaker 6 (34:45):
I'll never do that for five bucks again.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
That's funny when you say like double ways. I don't
even want to explain it.
Speaker 2 (34:56):
You know, I didn't even understand what she said. What
did the dough say when she walked out of the woods.
I'll never do that for five bucks again?
Speaker 7 (35:02):
Five the dough?
Speaker 2 (35:04):
Oh oh?
Speaker 1 (35:06):
Is that dirty?
Speaker 2 (35:06):
Okay?
Speaker 7 (35:07):
It's kind of like morning corning after dark?
Speaker 4 (35:09):
Not really, only if you take it that way.
Speaker 2 (35:11):
Oh all right, let's go over to Amy Morning Corny Investigative,
The Morning Corny ninety seconds up on the wall. We
get as many as we can in ninety seconds. The team,
Are you ready ready?
Speaker 4 (35:25):
Amy?
Speaker 1 (35:26):
Are you ready ready? Timer doesn't start till she finishes
the joke.
Speaker 2 (35:29):
Let's go.
Speaker 8 (35:31):
Why are pupils the last part of your body to
stop working when you die because they're dilated?
Speaker 1 (35:37):
Dilated, they dilate.
Speaker 7 (35:41):
Okay.
Speaker 8 (35:42):
What is a toddler that is refusing to nap? Guilty
of no?
Speaker 4 (35:47):
Sleepless uh crime? Toddler?
Speaker 1 (35:50):
Sleepless crime? A toddler that doesn't sleep?
Speaker 2 (35:53):
Extortion?
Speaker 1 (35:56):
White insomnia? What do you get arrested for?
Speaker 4 (35:59):
God? Nowapping?
Speaker 2 (36:00):
Not okay? Burglar?
Speaker 1 (36:03):
Not burglar?
Speaker 4 (36:03):
Kidnapped, kidnapapping, kid napping, kid not napping. That's pretty good,
kid not napping. What's the question again, what.
Speaker 8 (36:11):
Is the toddler, uh guilty for? That was refusing to nap?
Speaker 1 (36:16):
He's refusing to nap.
Speaker 7 (36:18):
Okay, yeah, he's refusing.
Speaker 2 (36:21):
I will not snap, he will not napster, he will
not so he stays away, he will not rest using, resisting,
resisting arrest, risk rest, resisting resisting arrest.
Speaker 7 (36:35):
Resisting arrest. Okay. What did the great say when it
got crushed?
Speaker 2 (36:42):
Wine? It whined?
Speaker 4 (36:44):
It whined, Uh, poppash wine?
Speaker 8 (36:48):
Ye wine, wine, hands on your head, it let out
a little wine?
Speaker 2 (36:53):
Take it?
Speaker 7 (36:54):
Okay? What did the police officer say to his belly button?
Speaker 4 (37:01):
What did the police officers say to his belly buttonhole time?
Speaker 1 (37:09):
You're under my best you're under my vest. That would
have been good. You're under a vest, that would have
been good.
Speaker 2 (37:14):
Is that it? Yeah? We didn't get it, but we
kind of moral victory there. Ye three, that's that's fun though,
pretty good. Yeah, it's good.
Speaker 1 (37:23):
The question is who's more likely to start a fight,
the husband or the wife?
Speaker 2 (37:26):
Amy, you go the husband? Okay, Well, when just just
a reaction, why would you say that.
Speaker 7 (37:31):
Oh, I don't know. I just didn't want to choose
myself lunchbox.
Speaker 4 (37:36):
Oh the wife for sure, because they liked to nitpick
eddie nag the wife.
Speaker 3 (37:43):
And I feel like it'll always start with like, what's
that tone? And like, well, a tone, So you're a
get in trouble for tone yet all.
Speaker 7 (37:49):
The time, So technically you're starting it with the tone.
Speaker 1 (37:51):
No, no, no, no, no, no, I'm just poppied. But no,
he might be talking disrespectfully, but the fight hasn't started. No,
it's just my tone.
Speaker 7 (37:57):
Stand up for the tone, and like stand up to
the towne and then.
Speaker 2 (38:00):
Well, but there's no fight until the other person engages.
As soon as someone says what's with that tone, the
fight starts. So the answer is, then I will give
you why I think it is. It's the wife. Studies
show that in most marriage is the wife is the
first to realize when something feels wrong in the relationship
and is the first to say something about it. So
I would say, in my marriage, if my wife doesn't
(38:22):
bring it up, it'll never get brought up. Doing the
problem ever, Yes, But and then I may react to
be like well, you know, I may be and then
if we're it turns into a fight or something. But
I would never start a fight, not because I'm too
good to fight, but because I'm like, I don't want
to fight, and I'd rather just ignore it. I'd rather
ignore it until it gets so bad that I just
(38:44):
really push even harder to suppress.
Speaker 7 (38:46):
That makes sense.
Speaker 2 (38:47):
Do you ever say like I don't want to fight?
Oh yeah all the time, me too, But for her
being someone who's healthy, she goes. But we need to
get a resolution to this or it is going to
linger infester and it's going to be a worse fight
or disagreement.
Speaker 3 (39:02):
And that's when I say like, no, no, no, we
don't It's fine. I lost, Okay, I just won't talk anymore.
Speaker 1 (39:08):
Sometimes I just do.
Speaker 4 (39:11):
That, dude, I do.
Speaker 2 (39:12):
I don't even say I'll just do quiet games sometimes
because I'm like, I know anything I say can it
will be hold against me in a court of law,
and so I'm just like.
Speaker 1 (39:20):
Oh, man, I actually hates that. Oh yeah, trying to
kill me.
Speaker 2 (39:24):
Yeah, and I'm twelve years old, but I just know
that what I'm about to say is probably not going
to be accurate, not going to be fair, and probably
not going to be good in my defense for whatever
it is. So I have learned that the best possible
scenario for me is to just zip it until my
attorney shows up. My attorney is me like three hours later.
Once I've collected my thoughts and reasoned.
Speaker 1 (39:46):
I thought, you really brought an attorney over. That'd be hilarious.
Speaker 2 (39:51):
But the wife does it because it probably needs to
be done, and it's the mature thing to do, is
to actually confront whatever.
Speaker 7 (39:56):
The issue is and there can be clean fighting.
Speaker 2 (40:00):
Yes, it's very early to do. It's hard for me
to do. I'm emotionally stunted. I I'm twelve in a
relationship thirteen fourteen. A lot of people get to have
relationships where you know, you have a serious girlfriend or boyfriend,
whatever it's at seventeen, at twenty five, you have a deep.
Speaker 7 (40:15):
But at what point do you grow out of that?
Speaker 2 (40:17):
I'm getting better because the more we have issues, they're
not even issues.
Speaker 1 (40:22):
I think they're just normal. I just never even lived with.
Speaker 2 (40:25):
Anybody, had to even check at all on anybody else
but myself, and sometimes I just forget you forget Oh yeah, yeah, no,
look you forget that.
Speaker 1 (40:34):
Well, I'm gonna tell you like one time, I just listen,
you're married.
Speaker 4 (40:36):
I was just some food.
Speaker 1 (40:37):
The other night I just forgot. I just forgot there
were two people.
Speaker 4 (40:39):
Now, no all I'm doing. I'm sitting there.
Speaker 2 (40:42):
That's bad.
Speaker 4 (40:43):
That starts a fight. It's the stupidest thing ever does
start with y'all.
Speaker 2 (40:47):
No, but it wasn't.
Speaker 1 (40:48):
It wasn't even a fight. It was a disappointed type thing.
Speaker 8 (40:51):
I know.
Speaker 1 (40:52):
I'm sitting there, natural muscle memory.
Speaker 2 (40:54):
I'm like, man, I'm hungry, or to mean, this little
pizza thing, little health is send it over. I do
the pay the dollar rining because I'm extra hungry to
get the uber eats fast. It eats it and she
walks in. I'm working on stuff with pizzas. Where's the pizza?
And it was? It was right. Then I went, oh, no,
I said I ordered it. I didn't think you wanted.
I just said I didn't think you wanted. Look, we
(41:17):
didn't check with me, I said, I I know. Then
I then I have lied.
Speaker 6 (41:22):
What?
Speaker 2 (41:22):
Then I said why I thought I ordered to the
other one. And then she said did you look at you?
Speaker 4 (41:27):
And then I was like why.
Speaker 2 (41:29):
Then I went silent.
Speaker 1 (41:32):
He's quiet again.
Speaker 4 (41:34):
But I didn't do it.
Speaker 1 (41:35):
On purpose guilty. You didn't do it on purpose.
Speaker 6 (41:39):
It was.
Speaker 9 (41:42):
Man.
Speaker 3 (41:43):
So by the time you're six to you'll realize you're
married and you know you're not alone anymore.
Speaker 2 (41:47):
Thank God for wives. Yes, because the healthy thing is
to have a resolution on things.
Speaker 7 (41:53):
It's better out of the gates that.
Speaker 1 (41:57):
Pizza thing too.
Speaker 3 (41:58):
I mean, what's a good good exam of like clean fighting.
I don't understand that Bobby.
Speaker 7 (42:02):
Shout of the gate. No clean fighting shower with soap, no.
Speaker 8 (42:07):
I think out of the gate an example of that
where Kaitlyn can feel seen if she comes.
Speaker 7 (42:12):
In and says like what.
Speaker 6 (42:15):
Right?
Speaker 2 (42:15):
But I knew I did it. I was like one
of those criminals that swim away and then they get
like please help while they're drowning.
Speaker 8 (42:22):
Right, you tried to go to other things like I
didn't think you wanted any which we know that isn't truely.
Speaker 7 (42:27):
Oh I thought I ordered too, That's not the truth.
Speaker 8 (42:29):
So I think an example would be like out of
the gate, Like, oh, Caitlyn, I am, I am so sorry.
I would never want to make you feel like I'm
not thinking of you, but I I honestly just was
hungry and I ordered something I didn't I didn't.
Speaker 2 (42:40):
That wouldn't work.
Speaker 6 (42:41):
Why.
Speaker 2 (42:42):
I think the honest answer would have been like that
is honest. No, the honest would have been, like, my
muscle memory was just to go to uber. It's an order.
Speaker 7 (42:50):
And Bobby, you've been married for three years almost?
Speaker 1 (42:52):
Yeah, but how long it was it married all the others? Oh, yes,
more time there than your muscle.
Speaker 2 (42:57):
Sometimes remote in the fridge top?
Speaker 1 (43:00):
Why would I do that?
Speaker 2 (43:00):
Would you ta TV remote and I'll just get some
of the fridge and I just don't think I put
the remote in the fridge and I'm like, where's the remote? I,
like everyone, I can't find it.
Speaker 1 (43:06):
That's a muscle memory. O.
Speaker 7 (43:07):
No.
Speaker 2 (43:07):
But it's like sometimes you do things without thinking because
you're focused on something else. And that's what your answer
say that that's too healthy.
Speaker 1 (43:14):
I'm trying to get out of that. I'm trying to
get out of the problem here.
Speaker 8 (43:16):
Yeah, or stop hearing the other person. I think sometimes
unhealthy or dirty fighting.
Speaker 4 (43:21):
But she would be also hungry too. I think she
was a little hungry and she didn't have any food.
Speaker 7 (43:26):
Yes, okay, well you can pivot on her if you want.
Speaker 8 (43:28):
But I think sometimes when we yeah, when you interrupt
or you're not hearing the other person, or you're yelling
and you're not giving them a chance to speak.
Speaker 1 (43:35):
And give him one star for forgetting your food. I'm
going to go rate that order to anyway you want something.
Speaker 2 (43:42):
Then it turned into doing something mine, and then that's
kind of insulting because you're like, no, I don't want
some of yours.
Speaker 7 (43:48):
So sometimes I wish we could get her on the phone.
Speaker 1 (43:51):
She does not want to be on the busy.
Speaker 2 (43:53):
I know. That's why I do not want to be
on the air. She would rather meet order pizza and
her not eat than come on the air.
Speaker 8 (43:59):
I know.
Speaker 7 (44:00):
Just be cool to hear.
Speaker 2 (44:02):
But I'm not giving a good side of me. I'm
not going, hey, look how right I am. I'm going
I'm an idiot. This is how I've been an idiot lately.
Speaker 7 (44:09):
Yeah, I don't think that.
Speaker 1 (44:10):
You know, you're presented like, that's not what.
Speaker 4 (44:11):
We're starting to fight now. My work wife is starting
to fight here.
Speaker 8 (44:14):
I'll hear you out that I am sorry if I
made you feel that way. That was not my intent
with my words.
Speaker 2 (44:20):
Now I feel like I want to play a song
all right. Our friend George Burge has joined us in studio.
I don't know where he just came by. I was like,
hop on the air.
Speaker 5 (44:28):
But George has the song I Got My mond on
You Got You My Mom. It's as good as I've
ever heard it.
Speaker 2 (44:34):
Thank you.
Speaker 5 (44:35):
And then he's got really listens Cowboys songs.
Speaker 1 (44:39):
That song's awesome too.
Speaker 4 (44:40):
Thank you, Thank you.
Speaker 2 (44:42):
This isn't so much about you, but since you are
here and you're a friend, we want to invite you
to be a part of a segment where Lunchbox had
two weeks and if he could be kind for two weeks.
For his birthday, I was going to give him a
trip in a Lamborghini around a racetrack. That was just
a pretty cool gift. He's always heard to be in
a Lamborghini. And he failed.
Speaker 1 (44:58):
No, I didn't fail.
Speaker 2 (44:59):
I just haters, Okay. So but so I said, hey,
we're gonna give you another chance.
Speaker 1 (45:05):
Today.
Speaker 2 (45:05):
He gets to pick one of these games and if
he wins the game, and he doesn't know all the
rules quite yet, but if he wins the game, then
he gets the prize again. So you're gonna be possibly
somebody that plays against So I'm actually super familiar with this.
I've been on the road for two weeks.
Speaker 5 (45:20):
My wife picked me up from the airport last night
and she's like, listen, Lunchboxes is really trying on this.
She's she's like been on the edge of her seat,
but apparently as hard as he's tried, it's kind of
fallen through the cracks a couple of times, a couple time.
Speaker 2 (45:31):
I got caught up on the whole saga last night.
Speaker 4 (45:33):
Actually vote for me either way, so it didn't matter
what the only one he just didn't just eddies.
Speaker 1 (45:38):
But okay, regardless of voting, would you like to play
Connect four and there are still a couple of wrinkles
in it?
Speaker 2 (45:49):
Or Operation and there are a couple of rinks or
if you touch it, there are a couple of wrinkles
in that.
Speaker 1 (45:55):
Which game would you like to play?
Speaker 2 (45:56):
Here on the show?
Speaker 1 (45:58):
Well, what are the wrinkles? You don't know the wrinkles?
Speaker 2 (46:00):
So you picked a game?
Speaker 4 (46:02):
My gosh, I mean, because I mean, you can say Operation,
then I have to be blindfolded. I mean, that would
be so stupid.
Speaker 7 (46:08):
I think that alone, you can't pick it.
Speaker 1 (46:10):
But I need you to pick a game. I mean,
because I've never Operation.
Speaker 4 (46:15):
We did at one time on this show that's the
only time in my life I've ever played the game.
Speaker 1 (46:19):
Because I wanted it as a kid. My parents never
got it for me. Okay, so you're going to Connect four.
Speaker 4 (46:25):
Gosh, but Operations just pick three of those things. Now
do I get to pick the three things?
Speaker 2 (46:30):
Oh? I did see a blindfold back there, there's no blindfold.
I will tell you there's no blindfold. Go ahead, man, I.
Speaker 1 (46:37):
Want to kind of show my smarts. But I also
thought about going to med school. At one point, I
thought about going to Mars once.
Speaker 4 (46:44):
Go ahead, but then I.
Speaker 1 (46:47):
Got a question.
Speaker 2 (46:49):
If I.
Speaker 4 (46:50):
Miss operation, you're done? Can we then by Connect four?
Now there's no circling back? No, your a game is four.
Speaker 2 (47:01):
Okay, connect for if you'll walk over to the seat,
here's what he has to do plays. No, wait, there
will be a gauntlet of players. He'll have to beat
three players in a row, the first being George, our guest.
And if I want to go when did I wrote
myself into if.
Speaker 1 (47:15):
You walk over to your seat, I like to operation.
Speaker 2 (47:17):
It's too late. You can't change your mind. You said
I had to be one person, you had to win,
and then you have to be one person. George here
and then if you beat George, you'll move on.
Speaker 1 (47:25):
That was the wrinkle.
Speaker 2 (47:26):
The wrinkle is it's three deep, right, What was the
operation wrinkle? The operation wrinkle was nothing? Good luck?
Speaker 1 (47:33):
All right, hop on over there, so George, and we'll
set the game up.
Speaker 2 (47:38):
Why do I have the worst luck in the world.
You're getting a free chance to play after you already failed.
Would you mind setting the board up over there? Now, George,
you do not want to lose, because if you lose,
we never, we don't play your song again.
Speaker 1 (47:48):
Oh my gosh, this is high pressure.
Speaker 2 (47:50):
Right.
Speaker 1 (47:50):
He just showed up and launch pretty good at.
Speaker 5 (47:52):
This stuff too, which also makes me a little bit
worried a lot as a kid a lunchbox, I'm upset.
Speaker 4 (47:58):
Well, no, you know what I hear you.
Speaker 2 (48:00):
All you have to do is win too out of three,
thank you. So even if you lose this one to George,
you're still in the mix.
Speaker 4 (48:04):
I mean, here's the problem. But these fools, you get
to see my strategy.
Speaker 2 (48:09):
And going first, you'll get to decide lunch box first
or second. Man, I gotta go first, all right? Here
he goes lunch Box with this first move. That's a
first mistake. Yeah, five seconds there in the middle. Go ahead,
lunch is in. George takes the edge. Smart George, lunchboxes in.
Speaker 5 (48:26):
They've gone yeah, man, there's I'm sure there is strategy
to this game, you, George.
Speaker 4 (48:34):
He's going there.
Speaker 1 (48:35):
Lunch is red, Lunch is going to triple stack.
Speaker 2 (48:37):
Now it goes red yellow red. See what he's doing.
Speaker 1 (48:43):
George drops a yellow end down the bottom road.
Speaker 4 (48:47):
Very interesting.
Speaker 5 (48:49):
Lunches got three up. He's got little skills, George. I'm
playing straight defense here right now. It's getting away from
me in a hurry.
Speaker 1 (48:58):
Connect for George versus lunchbox.
Speaker 4 (49:01):
Man.
Speaker 2 (49:03):
Oh, let's just setting them up right now. I can
see I can see you two bones. I see the
line waiting for the gazelle to walk by.
Speaker 1 (49:10):
No O, that was that was kind of my last
hope right there. Launch a lot of noises.
Speaker 4 (49:20):
Three and that's lunch box.
Speaker 2 (49:31):
It takes down George. The rumors, the rumors are true.
Speaker 4 (49:35):
The car, that's the that's the lamp bone. George.
Speaker 1 (49:38):
Watch the rumor. Lunch goes hard at board games.
Speaker 2 (49:42):
I've heard that. Lunch You now want to know man,
guys in the other very smart. You've only got to
be one other person coming up, man, I hope it's
one of the dyslexic ones. Yeah, because they won't see
they will see it backwards.
Speaker 4 (49:54):
That has nothing what we're probably better.
Speaker 2 (49:57):
You want to spend that, You want to watch the
will be smart?
Speaker 1 (49:58):
You actually want to see that boy, And we'll do
the opponent later. But okay, Mike, are you ready?
Speaker 2 (50:02):
Spin that wheel?
Speaker 4 (50:06):
All right? Here he goes. Everybody's name is on the wheel.
Speaker 1 (50:08):
Come on, come on, get in here, Ray mundo it
it'll be like two segments.
Speaker 2 (50:14):
Oh yeah, I've.
Speaker 5 (50:16):
Brought a little money with me. Can I throw some
odds on this? If it's Ray versus lunch what are
you trying to say? I'm taking Ray all day on that.
I think it's a slaughter.
Speaker 2 (50:24):
Have you heard the rumors about Ray?
Speaker 5 (50:26):
I don't have a lot of self confidence in myself
and connect with Ray.
Speaker 4 (50:30):
Dang wow, just because you saw I am horrible at
this and.
Speaker 2 (50:34):
It took you a long time to beat me. Here,
Ray and Lunchbox will be showing down in WrestleMania nine.
George Burst, thank you, uh. In honor of you coming
and losing, We're still gonna play Cowboy song. It's a
great song. Thank you guys. So we're gonna play this.
Speaker 1 (50:49):
He didn't know he's gonna come be embarrassed. On the
other this morning, there's our friend.
Speaker 4 (50:51):
George Burr's play a song.
Speaker 2 (50:53):
Lunchboxs you're one step closer to Victory Man. At the
end of the segment, I'm gonna share with you guys
something that's on my heart, something that's on my mind.
Speaker 4 (51:01):
It's something that you can help me with. If you're
listening on the show. To the show.
Speaker 2 (51:05):
You don't have to do anything. There's no money. It's
not a charity thing. But you can help all of
us because we all need help. Okay, we'll get to
that in a minute.
Speaker 1 (51:13):
First, the news Bobby's Choice.
Speaker 2 (51:17):
Well, let's start with this woman. Her name is Marian Smith.
She's an acute scammer. She was arrested in Maine and
now they're awaiting a hearing to see if she'll be
sent back to the UK. So she stole more than
one hundred and seventy thousand dollars from at least five victims,
and she's accused of saying she was an heiress, a witch,
and a psychic maybe not at all at the same time.
That's weird. There's a podcast called Queen of the Cohn
(51:41):
and he talks about all the links that she went
to and through to get money, including passing herself off
as a wealthy heiress.
Speaker 1 (51:50):
How would that work?
Speaker 2 (51:51):
Like?
Speaker 1 (51:51):
If I was so wealthy, why do I need your money?
Speaker 2 (51:53):
Right? That's the thing I never understood of all these
princes that reach out to me, they need to borrow
my bank account for a minute, got so much money?
Speaker 1 (52:00):
Get start another one?
Speaker 6 (52:01):
What was it?
Speaker 7 (52:02):
Anna Delvi?
Speaker 4 (52:03):
I never watched that, Oh you didn't.
Speaker 7 (52:05):
That was a really fascinating story.
Speaker 1 (52:06):
But if you're so rich, why do you need other
people's money?
Speaker 3 (52:09):
The tender Swindler too, He was rich, but he had
trouble situations where he needed money and dad cut him off.
Speaker 4 (52:15):
That's true.
Speaker 1 (52:16):
They know that's a dad. Okay, so he doesn't have money.
Speaker 7 (52:18):
I think if you pretend to be rich, they know
you're good for it.
Speaker 8 (52:22):
If you need to oop, see your credit card's not working,
borrow some money.
Speaker 2 (52:26):
Yeah, okay, that's room. A witch can't prove she's not
a witch's point, right, It's tough. I just don't believe
people are witches. I don't believe people are witches. I
think it's kind of crazy. But I can't prove you're
not a witch or a hockey coach. Well I could
prove that jump on the skate a psychic. She did
the cancer patient thing. No, a self appointed best friend
(52:48):
of Jennifer Andison and she's called Angles. That's cool, pretty creative.
Should have been like a podcast herself. Dang, that's from
ap news. But people were just giving her money. Poor folks.
Speaker 7 (52:59):
What they think they were going to get a meet
and greet with Jennifer And I'm on the rink.
Speaker 2 (53:04):
I don't know. An eclipse wedding is going to happen
with a lot of folks on April eighth, coming up
at the end of next week. Total Soldar eclipse would
be visible across part of North America. It'll give the
public a opportunity to witness the moon passing between the
Sun and the Earth. So here we go. We're here.
Speaker 1 (53:21):
The moon comes in the middle. Some couples are using
the rare event now to get married.
Speaker 2 (53:25):
That's so cool.
Speaker 1 (53:26):
The best place to do is Russellville, Arkansas. Oh really,
which I know well.
Speaker 2 (53:29):
The town of thirty thousand is expected to host an
additional sixty thousand people the eclipse, many who are getting
married because there's an eclipse marriage ceremony during what they
call totality.
Speaker 1 (53:41):
I don't know if about eclipses, that's when it's completely
covering the sun.
Speaker 4 (53:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (53:45):
Now, I'm be honest with you, I don't care about eclipses.
They're so cool. Even the insects freak out. It's amazing.
They're fine.
Speaker 2 (53:50):
I remember the last one we had here when everything
got dark for a Yeah, that was neat, but I'm
not spending any time youtubing it.
Speaker 1 (53:58):
That's from Curriernews dot com.
Speaker 3 (54:00):
And you're like in the middle of the afternoon and
it's completely dark, and even the crickets are like.
Speaker 1 (54:03):
Oh, we think, yeah, they think it's dark for a second.
Speaker 2 (54:06):
That's crazy. It's awesome. And I remember it happening here
and feeling for like fifteen seconds wow. Then I was
over it.
Speaker 7 (54:10):
And now we're talking about the glass and that happened here.
Speaker 1 (54:13):
I think so, but I don't really look at it.
Speaker 4 (54:15):
Oh, I had the glasses and then a cloud went
right in front of it, and was like, wow, cool.
I sit out here for two hours.
Speaker 2 (54:20):
That I felt that that would be like going to
Mount Rushmore, big day, cloudy. Yeah, yeah, eclipses I get it.
I get why you'd like it, but I don't go
and rabbit hole that I've been rabbit hole in the
Huberman scandal though, who that's what's that one? The Huberman
podcast and the girl's like she was not the best Huberman.
(54:41):
That's a massive podcast or one of the biggest podcasts
in the world. And he's like a scientist and he's
like a physicist and he's like all this stuff, and
so they did a big expose on him and it
was nothing.
Speaker 1 (54:53):
Oh, it felt like it was It was nothing compared
to what they were saying. It was going to be
like he cheated on somebody that happens, who doesn't do that.
Speaker 2 (55:01):
They were just like it was going to be a
massive anyway, I read it, and maybe I didn't like
I felt like he's a scientist.
Speaker 4 (55:07):
It doesn't talk about personal stuff. I don't go to
him to like know how good of a duty is.
Speaker 2 (55:12):
And that's what I mean by nothing, like he's just
presenting data and talking sunlight and so if he cheats
at cards, okay, and it's worse than that, it's you know,
it's a woman's perspective, and like he cheated on me.
Speaker 1 (55:24):
I read his text messages. We didn't notice and I
read this, So did you read the article?
Speaker 8 (55:29):
Some my friends send it to me, like she was like,
oh my gosh, you have to read this some New
York Times article, like it was a New York magazine.
Speaker 7 (55:34):
I think New York magazine. Yeah, I don't know. I
opened it up and I started reading and then I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (55:38):
I got distracted.
Speaker 1 (55:39):
Me too, And it took me like three times to
read through it.
Speaker 3 (55:41):
So it's so funny that you guys are fans of
a scientist and being like, yeah, who is that.
Speaker 4 (55:47):
Of the person?
Speaker 2 (55:48):
And I'm sure that I have in my skims And
it was it was kind of written boringly, but and
there's some stuff on there that's not good. But I
felt like they were positioning it like he had done
something like yeah, I did, he is done done, dead
door knob. But maybe this came out next to the
ditty stuff so it doesn't seem bad, but you know,
in a way, it definitely has some name for sure.
Speaker 1 (56:10):
Did He's done right? Oh?
Speaker 2 (56:11):
Yeah, God yeah, it's called Andrew Hubertman's Mechanisms of Control.
The private and public seductions of the world's biggest pop neuroscientist. Yeah,
we're geeks.
Speaker 4 (56:20):
If he was using his science.
Speaker 1 (56:22):
Dude, he's ripped scientist. He's like forty eight.
Speaker 2 (56:25):
He's jack.
Speaker 1 (56:26):
He's got tattoos all over him.
Speaker 2 (56:27):
It's like when you see a chef that's all like
tatted up and you're like, dang, I may not know
what what's that stuff you like?
Speaker 1 (56:33):
Let's watch it's a weird name. Oh peanut gurban Zaga
or something. What's that little thing that rice?
Speaker 2 (56:40):
He likes?
Speaker 4 (56:41):
O Ye, I may not know, says, but man, your.
Speaker 1 (56:46):
Tattoos look cool.
Speaker 7 (56:47):
Yeah, he's like this.
Speaker 8 (56:48):
You could look at him and not think that he
could explain really complex things and simplify it.
Speaker 7 (56:54):
For us every day people. Yeah, like is what He's
very numble.
Speaker 2 (56:57):
I need to read it again.
Speaker 1 (56:58):
In fact that both are still in the world.
Speaker 2 (57:02):
Yeah, we've never heard of it, I know, but again, ever,
it's one of the big and I don't think you
should famous so fractured.
Speaker 1 (57:08):
Now we know Lebron James, that's.
Speaker 4 (57:10):
Right, we know Johnny Bananas cut Jochelle, Tom Brady and stuff.
Speaker 2 (57:18):
Driving his It's the only time I've ever seen one
of those Tesla trucks. I saw one drive by the
house the other day, and I was like, that's the
first time I've ever seen a Tesla truck. And it
turns out it's him driving. I didn't see him inside
of it, but I think he's the only one that
has one here.
Speaker 1 (57:32):
No, I saw one right over here.
Speaker 2 (57:33):
It's always him, I heard, But literally I hear he
is the only one that has it in town.
Speaker 7 (57:38):
Yeah, what's that like?
Speaker 1 (57:41):
Being rich and Mamous is a podcaster?
Speaker 2 (57:44):
Yeah? All right, so are we?
Speaker 1 (57:46):
What's going on here?
Speaker 2 (57:47):
We are rich and God look at our Tesla trucks outside.
Let me even move on solar clips about who cares
uh pea color? How do you know you're drinking enough water? Oh,
it's clear. You don't want to be fully clear. That
means you're not routine, even the vitamins. But yes, you're
right ish. If it looks like lemonade, you're well hydrated. Yeah,
but I like really sugary lemonade. The dark lemonade, Yeah,
(58:10):
I like, might be really yellow if it's clear cut
back a little bit. You're drink a little too much water, okay,
but you'd rather it be lighter than darker. If your
pa is dark yellow or even brown, you are dehydrated
from health dot Com.
Speaker 3 (58:23):
I mean we went to some of these colleges and
then their athletic bathrooms, like wherever the locker rooms are,
they have these, uh what hydration charts.
Speaker 1 (58:31):
Yeah, you met your color and the toilet.
Speaker 7 (58:33):
Now I want to put one of those up at
my house.
Speaker 2 (58:35):
We'll get you on.
Speaker 7 (58:37):
As a reminder.
Speaker 2 (58:38):
Yeah, okay, you can actually pee in this thing though.
Oh it's a little thing in that you're like, and
they had them and I don't think so. Then you
poop in it and you're talking.
Speaker 7 (58:50):
You're doing There was a laminated charts, Well they have
that too.
Speaker 2 (58:53):
A Texas they had the chart colors. Yeah, but when
we went to Auburn and they had a little thing
it was in it and you could get pee on it.
It was really cool or into color. I drank so
much gatorade just so I can try it. I didn't
have to peak.
Speaker 1 (59:06):
I said my piece blue Yady. He went a little
too hard.
Speaker 2 (59:09):
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Speaker 1 (59:24):
Yeah, I have coconut flavored or scented. It's really nice.
I don't have scented anything.
Speaker 3 (59:30):
Oh really, dude, you should man in the morning, I
feel like I'm in Hawaii.
Speaker 8 (59:33):
It can't be too strong or might give you a headache,
but you know, coconut sounds just right.
Speaker 2 (59:37):
I wish there was a deodorant and a shampoo and
a like a body wash in the flavor or whatever
you call it.
Speaker 4 (59:44):
The the scent was just Keith urban Oh, that'd be nice.
Speaker 2 (59:48):
It was just his face and the hair and whatever
he was smelling like at that time that season, because
he has great smells all the time and they probably
shift a little bit.
Speaker 1 (59:58):
He like always reports what he's wearing and they make
that and that's.
Speaker 2 (01:00:02):
What you get to wear. That'd be amazing.
Speaker 4 (01:00:04):
Yeah, it's delogeybody, Keith Arabin, hellll.
Speaker 7 (01:00:07):
Mite, you lather up when you start talking on shows you.
Speaker 1 (01:00:13):
Play guitar, guitar.
Speaker 2 (01:00:14):
All of a sudden, they'd read this human article again,
so i'n get canceled excited. I read most of it
and gave up, and I was like I thought it
was gonna be worse. I need to make sure, so
hold your cancelation on me yet until I've finished reading
the article.
Speaker 1 (01:00:27):
Okay, I think that's that's all the news I do.
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (01:00:31):
It was yeah, thank you, Ray.
Speaker 1 (01:00:35):
It's like, you're done, man.
Speaker 2 (01:00:36):
This is what I want to say. I can't say
too much about all specifics, but as they've been doing
for the past twelve years or so, they have been
taking our show, and thanks to you guys, the listeners,
the show has become quite the success. We're the biggest
takeout news talk. We're the biggest indicated show as far
(01:01:00):
as affiliates go. I believe in the world, which is crazy, right,
and so they continue to put us on in new
markets and expand our podcast footprint, which is massive to
me as well. The problem temporarily when we go on
somewhere new is that they just throw us on a
station when they do this, and they don't say anything.
Speaker 1 (01:01:20):
They're just like, all of a sudden, you got all
these new.
Speaker 2 (01:01:23):
Voices, and we aren't the easiest voices to hear if
you haven't heard a show like ours, because we ain't
the best broadcasters. All of a sudden you hear me
talking too fast, I got an accent Amy did. Sometimes
she's not even in the same conversation lunchboxes yelling stuff exactly.
Speaker 1 (01:01:39):
It's not the easiest show at first to like, we
hope that.
Speaker 2 (01:01:45):
As we share our honesty and we're not always right,
we're not always truthful, but not on purpose. We share
our honesty that you become friends of ours and listeners
of ours and you have a bond with us like
I do. Different people that I listen to. There are
people Big Cat from Pardon My Take that podcast doesn't
even know me from Man on the Moon, Like I
(01:02:07):
feel like that's my friend. Bill Simmons doesn't know me
from man Ol Mars. I feel like that's my friend
because I listen to them all the time. And we
hope you have that relationship with us. At times, it
could be uncomfortable with how transparent we try to be.
That being said, we're going in these new cities and
some of them are rather large, and I'm not gonna
(01:02:27):
be able to say all of them, but I will
say that we're going on in Cleveland starting Monday.
Speaker 1 (01:02:33):
Now here's the issue.
Speaker 2 (01:02:34):
Whenever they were like, hey, we're gonna put show on
in Cleveland, and we know I know the host there
who's moving to mid days. Her son's having some issues
and so there's some stuff there which I'm not at
Liberty Speak about, but Carl, that is awesome. We're going
on and they're just like, we're just gonna throw it
on the air Monday. It's a terrible idea, but we're
(01:02:54):
on and we're gonna do the best job we can.
But we're not gonna change the show. What I would
prefer to have like a ramp up. We just put
a little full trickle of us people. People get used
to us. They don't they don't eat a dozen cookies
the first day they've had sugar. However, that's what we're
gonna do.
Speaker 4 (01:03:07):
Now.
Speaker 2 (01:03:07):
What happens too is sometimes people are like, I'm not
listening to that crap because they hear us talking and
what is it crap?
Speaker 1 (01:03:15):
Yes, yeah, I mean it is. So this is kind
of my trick that I would like to do.
Speaker 2 (01:03:22):
It's an inside joke for everybody that's listening to the
show and you're helping us at the same time. You
can call us and leave voicemails, you can call us
live and give us the most ridiculous stories about how
we've saved your life, about how you know there was
a dog crossing the street limping and you jumped out
of the car and saved and thought, I know this is.
Speaker 1 (01:03:43):
I mean, really go over the top. And we're not
gonna act like they're over the top.
Speaker 2 (01:03:47):
We want in these new cities people getting here and
be like this is the nicest, greatest show ever. We
want them to think we should win a Nobel Prize
for our kindness or how funny we are or lunchbox
just show up at your house one day and fix
your furnace.
Speaker 1 (01:04:02):
Okay, it doesn't matter too much though.
Speaker 2 (01:04:04):
Lie to us, but it's all an inside joke with
everybody listening, like it's not really a lie.
Speaker 1 (01:04:09):
We're all sharing what it is. Okay, we're really lying
to Cleveland and the other new cities.
Speaker 2 (01:04:15):
I got it.
Speaker 1 (01:04:16):
So we're lying to make a good impression and.
Speaker 2 (01:04:19):
Then eventually we'll reveal the joke to the new cities.
But we're just trying to make them go, wow, this
show can't believe it. We want them to like us more.
Do stuff like you remember when you were in high school.
Let's say you're like twenty five and you listen to
the show and you saw the first time Eddie was
an astronaut and Eddie went up and make crap up
but make it sound like the most appealing show ever.
Speaker 1 (01:04:41):
Call us lie, but not like act it's it's it's fun.
It's a game.
Speaker 7 (01:04:46):
Yeah, I donated an organ.
Speaker 2 (01:04:48):
No, you can't do your own. I can No, you
can't do your own.
Speaker 4 (01:04:52):
You can't claim that one.
Speaker 7 (01:04:53):
I'm it from.
Speaker 4 (01:04:57):
Yeah, I just made that up. You can't claim your own.
Speaker 1 (01:05:01):
People have to tell it because if we're like, look
it up.
Speaker 4 (01:05:03):
Look what did I mean?
Speaker 1 (01:05:04):
Lunch box fixed the furnace.
Speaker 2 (01:05:05):
He can't do that. Hold on, I just got a
different text. I literally got a text right now fifteen
after hold on.
Speaker 7 (01:05:13):
We're not going on in Cleveland.
Speaker 1 (01:05:15):
That's hold on.
Speaker 2 (01:05:17):
I mean we're on the air. Our boss calls texting
me right now. In the middle of that, you're gonna lie.
He can drop the song. I'm not gonna have time. No, No,
it wasn't even that.
Speaker 1 (01:05:28):
He's oh, oh boy, that's what he does.
Speaker 2 (01:05:30):
He now says, I now have Cleveland on the ramp
up plan. No need to cover that, obviously, but we
feel much it's got anyway, we're building up a whole
library of life.
Speaker 4 (01:05:41):
Man, you know what's still a call? Leave voicemails or
call us.
Speaker 2 (01:05:45):
We'll save them, like if you call us, will take
them live and then we'll save them for when we're
doing the show and then we'll plan them back and
listeners can be like, ha ha, we know what's happening.
Speaker 8 (01:05:52):
Will you finish the listener that you were talking about?
They got out of the car to save a dog
that was limping, like what.
Speaker 2 (01:05:58):
They named it, Bobby? Because you would do that? Yeah,
because because I saved one hundred dogs.
Speaker 3 (01:06:03):
Okay, hey, could we do like a live saving where
someone called me like I see a dog about to
get hit by We're counting on people too much and
you guys aren't very good actor.
Speaker 2 (01:06:12):
You're right, all right, we have to jump hold on,
hold on, we'll come back. Lunchbox did not pass the
kindest challenge because Hater's got him haters in the building.
Speaker 4 (01:06:25):
If he'd known that, we would have never done it
because we knew Edi was never going to vote.
Speaker 2 (01:06:28):
But he wasn't.
Speaker 1 (01:06:29):
The one is five votes and three of the four
of the seven.
Speaker 2 (01:06:33):
That's what I'm saying. He was the deciding vote, but
it was he was the first vote. You don't even
know what I voted. Regardless, I said, I'm gonna give
you another chance. Lunchbox. All, he's gonna play Ray and
Connect four. He just beat George Burge.
Speaker 1 (01:06:45):
All's got to just beat Ray and Connect four and
he wins.
Speaker 4 (01:06:48):
That's it.
Speaker 1 (01:06:48):
I've heard Ray's really good at Connect four. I don't
think so.
Speaker 2 (01:06:51):
Oh. I don't think Grace played it. I think it's
like any of us. He was one of the regional
finalists for what in high school? Some money and Buddy.
All Right, so you guys go to your seats over there.
I need you to turn the screen a little towards me.
I will also go live as well, because you can
watch it on Facebook or you can watch it on
my Instagram. Mister Bobby Bones, we're live. So Lunchbox, you
(01:07:18):
are Red Ray, you are Yellow so and we're gonna
go connect the.
Speaker 4 (01:07:26):
Uh there you go, there we go program.
Speaker 2 (01:07:29):
Okay, thank you, Lunchbox. If you win, it's a Lamborghini drive.
Oh my gosh, the thing that you've wanted.
Speaker 4 (01:07:35):
I've been watching videos those people drive that sucker.
Speaker 2 (01:07:38):
You have five seconds from the moment the person plays.
There is to play yours or you lose your turn,
which means here's advantage for the other person.
Speaker 4 (01:07:46):
Yeah, ready to go.
Speaker 2 (01:07:47):
Here we go.
Speaker 4 (01:07:48):
Hold on, raised chips are all on the ground picking
them up. I don't know because he's just sitting there.
Speaker 1 (01:07:54):
The other ones.
Speaker 2 (01:07:54):
I feel good, man. Okay, Yeah, we have a lot
of cameras. Bones is live on his phone right now
giving people multi disconnect. There's still more. Here we go.
Speaker 1 (01:08:04):
Let's botch chill out.
Speaker 4 (01:08:05):
We don't have only all the co all right, here
we go. We're literally live on the air, and.
Speaker 2 (01:08:09):
He's trying to pick points up like he's gonna keep
them mind all right, lunchboxes down with the red he's
going ground level. Ray Mundo hits with the yellow. Oh
Ray goes far away from lunchbox. Yeah, you had to
pretty much there. Ray's going stacked to yellow stacks in
a row. They're flying reds trying to take a three.
Oh Ray blocks it luschbox blocks raised double sack.
Speaker 1 (01:08:32):
Yeah, I mean that's the thing. I exactly see what
he's trying to do.
Speaker 2 (01:08:35):
So there we go.
Speaker 1 (01:08:35):
I'm gonna just double that up.
Speaker 2 (01:08:37):
Okay, Raymundo the lunchbox are now going yellow yellow red red.
Speaker 4 (01:08:42):
Oh. Man, man, man, you can't make the wrong move here.
Speaker 1 (01:08:46):
Let's go game over. How's that game?
Speaker 2 (01:08:51):
Ray? Look before you you can't do that, Edie. That
is a warning towards you. You can't say look before
you drop.
Speaker 4 (01:08:57):
I'm Raymundo.
Speaker 2 (01:08:58):
Man, right, you.
Speaker 1 (01:09:00):
Gotta drop one somewhere.
Speaker 4 (01:09:01):
Yeah, I don't even see it.
Speaker 2 (01:09:06):
It's all.
Speaker 4 (01:09:10):
Diagonal.
Speaker 2 (01:09:10):
Man, You're terrible that.
Speaker 5 (01:09:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:09:13):
I only played with basketball. I've never actually done it
with this. You usually shoot a basket and you make
it in it getting the tiny toy Lambo. Now if
he went to one more, he gets to play for
the big Lambeau.
Speaker 4 (01:09:22):
What what what?
Speaker 1 (01:09:25):
But that was just too easy?
Speaker 4 (01:09:26):
I know.
Speaker 2 (01:09:26):
But I brought a toy Lambo. He went the hot wheels. Yeah,
the third one is for the four. You're lying, Well,
you're absolutely lying to me. Why would I lie?
Speaker 4 (01:09:35):
Because you like to do that show exactly.
Speaker 1 (01:09:37):
You like to emotionally mess with people.
Speaker 2 (01:09:39):
Am I here? You're out right now?
Speaker 4 (01:09:41):
You're out? Definitely did I don't know why I was
the championship.
Speaker 2 (01:09:43):
I'm sorry. You play him then and if I got him,
then if he beats you, it's over over. Let's go
right now, he told you. Initially it was three out
of three.
Speaker 1 (01:09:51):
Yeah, and then you changed it.
Speaker 2 (01:09:52):
Well, we had we found a toy lamber for the two,
so you want a toy Lamborghine.
Speaker 7 (01:09:56):
Said, you like to emotionally mess with people.
Speaker 4 (01:09:59):
This is like, I mean, he's hurt many. I mean,
I've been watching Lambeau videos and people driving around the
track and they got their helmets and their suits on.
Speaker 3 (01:10:09):
No no, no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 7 (01:10:10):
Okay, that's a Lamborghini.
Speaker 1 (01:10:11):
This is not this is a race car.
Speaker 4 (01:10:13):
Man.
Speaker 2 (01:10:14):
Yeah, but no, no, no, Eddie, you gotta go though,
if you're gonna go, I'm doing.
Speaker 4 (01:10:17):
That was so stupid.
Speaker 1 (01:10:18):
You did dominate him, though.
Speaker 4 (01:10:20):
I know I did, and I dominated Geordan Berge.
Speaker 2 (01:10:22):
So what's the difference the different sets? We said three
out of three begin.
Speaker 4 (01:10:24):
With yeah, but you I mean just because I won.
We changed the rules. That's what we do here.
Speaker 5 (01:10:30):
Yep.
Speaker 4 (01:10:30):
We actually changed the roles to let you play again,
and I created a new game. And then.
Speaker 1 (01:10:35):
I'm ready, Fox, I play this all the time.
Speaker 2 (01:10:38):
I'm sure you do, Bud, I'm sure and if you win,
as we've declared at the start of the game, when
we put out the initial rules, all Lunchbox had to
do is go three for three. If he wins, I
will pay the six hundred bucks for him to drive
the Lamborghini on the track.
Speaker 1 (01:10:53):
No, no, he got I didn't say no, no, no, no,
no stop.
Speaker 2 (01:10:57):
Take to take it out here. I, first of all,
will not be treated this way because he already lost
and I've said I will give you another chance.
Speaker 1 (01:11:02):
And he's arguing about it.
Speaker 4 (01:11:03):
I'm not arguing.
Speaker 1 (01:11:04):
You are, and you're saying things amy your thoughts.
Speaker 8 (01:11:07):
I just think that lunchbox needs to manna play Eddie
and Eddie don't be rude when he's doing this.
Speaker 2 (01:11:13):
Oh, I won't. We need to flip a coin and
who goes first?
Speaker 4 (01:11:16):
How is this now?
Speaker 1 (01:11:17):
I'll go ahead, I don't care. Wait, what's what's not
fair about flipping a coin to see who goes first?
Speaker 6 (01:11:21):
No?
Speaker 1 (01:11:21):
No, what's not fair about flipping a coin?
Speaker 4 (01:11:23):
I mean we are changing the rules on every game.
You said I could go first when the first game?
Speaker 1 (01:11:27):
All right, go call it.
Speaker 4 (01:11:29):
I don't know who you're talking to.
Speaker 7 (01:11:32):
It is lunchbugs.
Speaker 2 (01:11:34):
That's tails.
Speaker 4 (01:11:37):
Eddie's down with the yellow.
Speaker 1 (01:11:39):
I'm down with the yellow.
Speaker 4 (01:11:40):
Eddie's down with the yellows.
Speaker 2 (01:11:44):
Cross lunch Eddie and Lunchbox are both trying to build
tall instead of wide.
Speaker 1 (01:11:50):
Right now classic connect for strategy on my Instagram you.
Speaker 2 (01:11:55):
Can watch it.
Speaker 4 (01:11:55):
I got his zoomed in on the board. Mister Bobby Bones.
Speaker 8 (01:11:59):
Also Lunchbugs is on the show for twenty years or something,
and he's shocked by these pivots.
Speaker 2 (01:12:04):
Yeah, which he pivots? We all pivot, okay, Eddies, Man,
this looks like it could be a draw, to be honest,
and like two minds to two brilliant minds.
Speaker 1 (01:12:14):
Fighting each other. Mister Bobby Bones, come on lunch on
Instagram you can watch this. It's basically a space race.
Stop that.
Speaker 4 (01:12:27):
Stop it? What did I do him?
Speaker 2 (01:12:29):
I was one away turn, Michael, but I put it
where you want to maybe don't do that. You can't
do it because I warn't to Eddie too.
Speaker 4 (01:12:35):
She didn't do anything. Yeah, she had Lunchbox and almost
put in.
Speaker 2 (01:12:38):
The wrong hole.
Speaker 1 (01:12:39):
We're gonna put it in the wrong hole.
Speaker 2 (01:12:40):
You're gonna put it in the wrong hole. And you
always put it in the wrong hole.
Speaker 4 (01:12:43):
What you're known for.
Speaker 1 (01:12:44):
You go ahead, your MIC's off. It's like five second three.
Speaker 2 (01:12:52):
Three two one. You can watch the game. This is
gonna be a tough one yellow and red.
Speaker 1 (01:13:00):
So don't I had him.
Speaker 2 (01:13:03):
Three lunchboxes in. You did have him, But Amy, you
did yell for radio last time.
Speaker 1 (01:13:09):
So Eddie kind have a no I just said, I
just said, watch.
Speaker 2 (01:13:14):
Three two good Eddie's in yellow. Watch this. It's basically
watching the NFL on Amazon, watching this on my Instagram.
Speaker 1 (01:13:25):
Eddie's in the yellow. Three two lunchboxes red, three two?
Speaker 2 (01:13:31):
Okay, good Eddie with a yellow.
Speaker 4 (01:13:33):
They're attack. There's not many spots left. Five second two.
Speaker 1 (01:13:41):
That's good to yell at because sometimes I just am
watching the game.
Speaker 2 (01:13:44):
That was good to Eddie's yellows down lunchbox with the block,
strong block. He put it in the right hole for once.
All right, there we go. Eddie goes yellow again over
on the side. Could be a draw here, don't we
have anything?
Speaker 1 (01:14:00):
I just won the game, okay, Amy, He wouldn't have
known that.
Speaker 4 (01:14:03):
Why that he told me to see themselves four in there.
Speaker 2 (01:14:07):
I know, But you wouldn't have known that.
Speaker 1 (01:14:08):
And you're gonna keep playing with Amy, you know.
Speaker 4 (01:14:12):
I can't hear you talking.
Speaker 1 (01:14:13):
I can't hear you saying you didn't even know he won.
Speaker 2 (01:14:15):
And if the next move would have happened it went accounted.
Speaker 1 (01:14:17):
But I can't hear you talking.
Speaker 2 (01:14:18):
He did win. I can't hear you, Amy blew it?
Speaker 7 (01:14:21):
What do you mean?
Speaker 8 (01:14:22):
Guys?
Speaker 4 (01:14:22):
You can turn my gun? Turn my gun. No, you
didn't even know you won. You didn't even know you want?
Speaker 7 (01:14:26):
Did you know you want?
Speaker 4 (01:14:27):
Amy?
Speaker 1 (01:14:28):
Don't?
Speaker 4 (01:14:28):
Don't?
Speaker 6 (01:14:28):
He did not.
Speaker 2 (01:14:29):
He didn't want the next move would happened when it counted?
Like you just cost me six hundred bucks? That is
so true, idea, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:14:37):
You just cost me six Could he not know he did?
Speaker 2 (01:14:39):
He did?
Speaker 4 (01:14:40):
He had no idea.
Speaker 2 (01:14:41):
He was putting it looking around a guys, it doesn't
turn No, thank you, this is mine.
Speaker 4 (01:14:50):
Quiet?
Speaker 1 (01:14:50):
How do you feel? I feel great?
Speaker 7 (01:14:52):
My mic wasn't even on.
Speaker 4 (01:14:53):
You still yelled to tell you you stabbed the chips
against me. But what do I do? I rise up,
I and I am champion and I will see.
Speaker 1 (01:15:02):
You on the race track. He didn't even know he won.
Speaker 7 (01:15:05):
Did you know you want?
Speaker 2 (01:15:09):
The next movie?
Speaker 7 (01:15:10):
Idea? Exactly like now, you're just yelling at me for
no reason.
Speaker 1 (01:15:16):
Yelled you're getting because you're getting yelled lunchbox.
Speaker 7 (01:15:20):
I know, but you can't yell at me for something.
To me, it was obvious he knew, he.
Speaker 4 (01:15:23):
Had no idea, he was still looking for.
Speaker 2 (01:15:28):
Whatever, whatever, whatever, and the fact that he's so angry
when I put him back in and then paying for it,
the fact they still being a douche like that's let
me go on.
Speaker 4 (01:15:37):
I don't want to do it anymore.
Speaker 7 (01:15:38):
I'm not going to get yelled at for that. I'm
just not well.
Speaker 4 (01:15:41):
You yelled also the other time that to okay, and I.
Speaker 2 (01:15:46):
Got warned they did it again.
Speaker 7 (01:15:48):
No, I didn't do it again because I saw he did. Okay, whatever,
he'll do it the narrative.
Speaker 1 (01:15:54):
Hey, it's on the camera. We're good.
Speaker 2 (01:15:55):
Everyone knows running back he knew.
Speaker 1 (01:15:59):
I didn't know because I'm about to go. Yes, he
didn't know, he had no idea.
Speaker 2 (01:16:02):
That's fine, he was waiting. He wins, Okay, whatever he wins.
We gotta kick everybody out of the room now, except
for the two people playing.
Speaker 1 (01:16:09):
Oh my gosh, yeah, don't play games. We're gonna play again. No, No,
let's bux dominated all of you.
Speaker 2 (01:16:16):
Yeah, he did well.
Speaker 1 (01:16:17):
Hey, he's good to connect for what he say. Man,
he's good.
Speaker 2 (01:16:20):
He's good to connect for and bowling oddly, which is
kind of stupid because all of a sudden you show
up and he's like, all bowl and he bowls like
a two hundred and twenty and you're like, how do
you bowl so good?
Speaker 4 (01:16:29):
Vice president of the bowling club in high school. That's true,
That is true.
Speaker 2 (01:16:32):
Nice job.
Speaker 4 (01:16:33):
Lunchbox Wars was the president. Lunchbox is the winner.
Speaker 2 (01:16:35):
Let's see if we can get if there is no
room to get in, and I'm gonna give me a race,
get a minute, twenty twenty five.
Speaker 4 (01:16:42):
Twenty five.
Speaker 1 (01:16:43):
Well, we got to make sure this room.
Speaker 4 (01:16:44):
Oh yeah, I forgot about that.
Speaker 2 (01:16:45):
I'm sure the room. Okay, Lunchbox is the winner. Regular loser, Eddie,
You're a loser, Amy or a cheater. George is a loser.
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (01:16:52):
Good job covering for Eddie. Yes, that was good.
Speaker 2 (01:16:55):
She's the only winner. Thanks Morgan.
Speaker 1 (01:16:57):
Me I just called me six hundred bucks. All right,
we'll come.
Speaker 2 (01:17:02):
All right, we're filling out all this stuff for lunchboxes,
Lamborghini ride. It'll be next Friday in the afternoon. I'm
still gonna do it, even though you were a jerk
and Amy spoiled it cost me five hundred bucks.
Speaker 1 (01:17:13):
Are you available lunch I didn't He'd even admitted he
didn't know anyone. He can't do it?
Speaker 2 (01:17:19):
Who did you? And you didn't know?
Speaker 4 (01:17:20):
You want almost one.
Speaker 8 (01:17:21):
The first you admitted it. Yeah, yeah, he didn't admit it.
He did know he did and I didn't.
Speaker 2 (01:17:27):
Spoil it, Scuba, didn't he when you came in and
showed him he missed a few different places, like.
Speaker 1 (01:17:32):
There's he had like two or three opportunities. He could
have won that game a long time.
Speaker 7 (01:17:35):
But that doesn't mean he admitted that he didn't see that.
Speaker 1 (01:17:37):
Yeah, that's not an admission of it, but that but
that's like he did look at him like.
Speaker 7 (01:17:40):
No, there was others that he didn't see, but that
doesn't mean he didn't know.
Speaker 1 (01:17:43):
He didn't seen that one had you not held lunchbox. Look,
he's awfully quiet, and.
Speaker 4 (01:17:48):
That means that filling it out. This is here filling
it out for it.
Speaker 1 (01:17:55):
That's it fun.
Speaker 4 (01:17:56):
Yes, exactly.
Speaker 2 (01:17:57):
I can't play a game. We can't play a game
without even ddy yelling in the first one, you guys
got yourself didn't help anything, right, and who has to
deal with it me?
Speaker 4 (01:18:05):
I wouldn't even have let him play another game. And
I thought this would be a fun bit.
Speaker 7 (01:18:08):
It is fun, No for you, No, Okay, you knew
what was on the line.
Speaker 4 (01:18:13):
Yeah, if you won, I gotta pay five hundred bucks
because he won because you told him putting it in.
Speaker 1 (01:18:19):
He's available on Friday. It's the only day this thing happened.
Speaker 2 (01:18:22):
Well, then we're done.
Speaker 7 (01:18:24):
Day you just saved yourself.
Speaker 2 (01:18:26):
It's literally the only day this happens. Yeah, that's the
only day this whole thing happens. The fit. What do
you have?
Speaker 4 (01:18:34):
I got stuff? Man, Now you didn't even know what
day was happening. Yeah, don't.
Speaker 2 (01:18:40):
I gave my my credit card. I was I going
to book at by the insure. It's like three tiers
of insurance really yeah, and I bought him the mid
tier and buy the cheap tier. There was also there
was also the free tier, which was like you did
ride along with somebody.
Speaker 4 (01:18:51):
But as much as we laughed, I thought that would be.
Speaker 1 (01:18:54):
Not fun for him to do. That's nice to you
have to go cheap on the insures?
Speaker 4 (01:18:58):
Just don't want it.
Speaker 1 (01:19:00):
He has kids, Yeah, he's got a family, man, So
what's wait? So you really can't go Yeah, that's not
gonna work.
Speaker 2 (01:19:07):
What does yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:19:07):
I mean, what is it?
Speaker 2 (01:19:10):
What say?
Speaker 6 (01:19:11):
What it is?
Speaker 1 (01:19:12):
What are you trying to figure out.
Speaker 4 (01:19:14):
This is not a good day for me.
Speaker 1 (01:19:16):
It's the only day they're doing it, like it's always
been the only day they.
Speaker 4 (01:19:20):
They were doing it on Saturday and Sunday, but it's
sold out on those days.
Speaker 7 (01:19:22):
Now, Oh that's a bummer. Is there a wait list?
Speaker 4 (01:19:28):
I don't see it, or you can just drive.
Speaker 7 (01:19:36):
What in the world do you have on Friday?
Speaker 4 (01:19:39):
He doesn't want to tell us what He made a
face like you're telling the truth.
Speaker 2 (01:19:46):
You just caught him.
Speaker 4 (01:19:47):
No, no, don Kidney, No, I was thinking about it
next Friday.
Speaker 1 (01:19:55):
So you're telling me we cannot book it.
Speaker 2 (01:19:58):
Yeah, I have to.
Speaker 4 (01:19:59):
I'll have to hit the white fuck like, yo, next Friday,
can mean rearrange?
Speaker 2 (01:20:04):
No, I hear you.
Speaker 1 (01:20:05):
But if I hear that's what I'm saying that it's
going to be sold out too. Can you ask her
like the next hour or so.
Speaker 4 (01:20:10):
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I have to get her
on the Telly.
Speaker 1 (01:20:14):
He's acting weird.
Speaker 4 (01:20:16):
I'll get her on the line. Man. Man, you guys,
cause all this fuss for nothing?
Speaker 1 (01:20:21):
Okay, m Mike, could you go earlier? Like could we
let you leave during the show?
Speaker 4 (01:20:29):
Maybe I gotta find out I mean to and I
need to know how long it takes too, Like if
I'm there for six hours, I.
Speaker 2 (01:20:37):
Don't think that's the case. I don't think you get
free run with the car for as long as you
want it.
Speaker 1 (01:20:41):
But I'm sure you got to go through a safety course.
I think you have a driver's license and a quick course.
Speaker 4 (01:20:47):
Probably because I saw him watching something on the Jumbo
Trump in my videos.
Speaker 2 (01:20:52):
Why are you talking like that?
Speaker 4 (01:20:54):
Well, now I'm depressed. I conquered all like I mean,
it's like me counting climbing mountain.
Speaker 1 (01:21:00):
You didn't because you lost the initial challenge.
Speaker 4 (01:21:02):
No, no, but that's what I'm saying. I wrote, like,
you know, I got out of prison. I had a
second chance to reinvent my life, and I did that.
I reinvented my life. Like I took the opportunity that
was given to me and I snatched it. Some people
don't snatch that opportunity.
Speaker 1 (01:21:17):
They say, you know what, ah, and you had some help.
It's like people that can need help.
Speaker 4 (01:21:20):
And yeah, that's what I'm saying. You have helping hands
and you need help when you get out of prison.
And that's what I did to prison. Prison.
Speaker 1 (01:21:28):
Yeah, I'm like, I just stick with the climbing Mount Everest.
Speaker 4 (01:21:31):
Dude.
Speaker 2 (01:21:32):
Oh man, okay, lunchbox.
Speaker 1 (01:21:34):
So now I got to look at it.
Speaker 4 (01:21:35):
What do you do?
Speaker 1 (01:21:36):
I'm going to hit the wife up.
Speaker 2 (01:21:37):
I can give you, you can choose, we can.
Speaker 4 (01:21:41):
I can give you.
Speaker 2 (01:21:43):
I give you all the cash in my wallet.
Speaker 1 (01:21:44):
I'll give me a billion dollars.
Speaker 4 (01:21:46):
I don't have a.
Speaker 2 (01:21:46):
Billion dollars billion dollar. I can give you all the
cash in my wallet and that will just be your
prize that you want because you can't do this. Or
you can try to do this with your wife and
if she says no, you just get nothing because there's
nothing else to book.
Speaker 4 (01:22:01):
Let me see what other cities they got.
Speaker 2 (01:22:03):
You can fly me. We're not gonna fly you anywhere.
What guys, you could fly you somewhere and do it.
But I'm not paying for a flight. That wasn't part
of it. But you can have all the cash in
my wallet. Or we can hang tight and you have
like twenty seconds because we have to jump out.
Speaker 1 (01:22:16):
Yeah, we'll hang tight.
Speaker 4 (01:22:17):
Man, I'm gonna I'm gonna take my chance with the lamba.
How much money did I pass up? Like?
Speaker 2 (01:22:22):
Three? Ten?
Speaker 1 (01:22:25):
Three dollars ten cents?
Speaker 2 (01:22:26):
Like no? No?
Speaker 1 (01:22:27):
Like three hundred bucks. Oh, we can go to Indy
if you want to drive up there. You're selling Atlanta. Yeah,
and he's not far Richmond.
Speaker 2 (01:22:34):
Atlanta's not far. Richmond's far. But I'm not paying for
the trip for you to get there. And you can't
miss the show.
Speaker 1 (01:22:39):
Colorado Springs. That's far, that's far. That's a station visit.
Speaker 2 (01:22:44):
Is it? What station?
Speaker 4 (01:22:46):
Colorado Springs? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:22:47):
But what station? What?
Speaker 6 (01:22:47):
Like?
Speaker 1 (01:22:48):
What's the letters are filled?
Speaker 2 (01:22:49):
Look? Oh? St.
Speaker 1 (01:22:50):
Louis Detroit.
Speaker 2 (01:22:51):
Okay, we're done.
Speaker 4 (01:22:52):
Oh, we don't go to Detroit?
Speaker 2 (01:22:53):
Why not?
Speaker 4 (01:22:53):
Why not?
Speaker 2 (01:22:54):
I love being to Detroit.
Speaker 4 (01:22:56):
I know basically I don't know I'm in Detroit and.
Speaker 2 (01:22:58):
W he's backing off of a statement.
Speaker 4 (01:22:59):
Now the city.
Speaker 1 (01:23:00):
Okay, we're done.
Speaker 2 (01:23:01):
We've now we've now emptied our cart, so we don't
have and there's nothing on Saturday or Sunday.
Speaker 1 (01:23:07):
Mike, we look one more time.
Speaker 2 (01:23:12):
If you have just been kind, you could have booked
that on Saturday or Sunday because it would have been earlier.
Speaker 1 (01:23:17):
Is there like a Volkswagen you could drive?
Speaker 2 (01:23:18):
Is that open?
Speaker 4 (01:23:20):
Because that's not fast. It feels like they go to
Atlanta all the time. They go to Oh, Austin Texas.
If you want to take yourself there, go for it.
Could you do the charge your hell cat? No, that's
a ride along. That's hilarious. I was born Nissan.
Speaker 1 (01:23:38):
Yeah it was an Ultima. Hey they got an Ultimate
its souped up.
Speaker 4 (01:23:41):
I'll do that.
Speaker 1 (01:23:42):
So that's April fifth. We have to we're gonna have
to jump here. But yeah, we're gonna have get ahold
of the bull.
Speaker 2 (01:23:46):
Look, maybe we'll do on the Post show. We'll congrats lunchbox.
You passed up the money. Yeah, and now you may
have to pass this up to But you got out
of prison, invented your own life, free, invented all right,
Bobby show up today.
Speaker 4 (01:24:02):
This story comes up from Eagle Mountain, Utah. Some teenagers
thought it'd be fun to do a little ding dong
and ditch ring the doorbell run away, ha ha ha. Well,
one seventy one year old man said, I don't like
that game.
Speaker 1 (01:24:16):
Oh no, he had to pull a gun on him
or something.
Speaker 4 (01:24:20):
He pulled a gun and he fired it.
Speaker 2 (01:24:23):
Oh in the air.
Speaker 1 (01:24:24):
Even that's a bad that's bad news. Or at the kids.
Speaker 4 (01:24:27):
He fired at the car full of kids.
Speaker 2 (01:24:29):
Oh no, no, no, no, no, that sucks. Dude.
Speaker 4 (01:24:32):
My kids play that game. You know what, it's annoying.
It is annoying to get well, not to get ding dong,
to have to get ding dong and then ditch. Yeah,
I don't get ding donked.
Speaker 2 (01:24:42):
But then they run and you just have to go
Like I was an idiot once, so I'm gonna let
it slide.
Speaker 4 (01:24:47):
It is so fun to do that though. Like as
the kids, we had this one dad that lived down
the street and you'd ring the doorbell and this old
man would start chasing. I don't know what he's gonna
do if he caught us, but he would.
Speaker 2 (01:25:00):
It probably didn't either.
Speaker 4 (01:25:00):
It's like a a dog chasing a car. But he
would sprint ye out that door, and so man, we'd
go back over and over and over. Also, this is
gonna go away because everybody has those stupid cameras now,
so you're going to see them.
Speaker 2 (01:25:12):
Oh they ran away and they do it in masks,
but then they look like they're breaking and then you
don't do that. That's ding dong, ditch and fake robbery.
Speaker 4 (01:25:20):
Not good?
Speaker 2 (01:25:21):
All right? Is that it?
Speaker 4 (01:25:21):
I'm lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day.
Speaker 2 (01:25:25):
After the show, we stick around and do another half hour,
sometimes an hour of just a whole other show that
goes up on our podcast feed.
Speaker 4 (01:25:31):
Just go to the Bobby Bone Show podcast feed. It
came up yesterday.
Speaker 1 (01:25:35):
Because Eddie was like, Amy, why are you doing your
hands all weird?
Speaker 4 (01:25:38):
Why are you physically moving?
Speaker 1 (01:25:40):
He was acting weird the real ways you haven't moved.
Speaker 4 (01:25:42):
And Amy proclaims she's quit drugs.
Speaker 3 (01:25:44):
She's off right, must be a tough time right now,
drugs met my man, okay, got it.
Speaker 7 (01:25:51):
My adhd and why? And I like it when you're
on No, I don't think you do.
Speaker 2 (01:25:56):
No.
Speaker 8 (01:25:57):
I really think that I've got some brain exercises that
are going to help me.
Speaker 2 (01:26:03):
And I just like when people do the method to
not get pregnant what's it called, and they're like, trust me,
it works.
Speaker 1 (01:26:09):
It's like the month, I don't know whatever the method is.
They look at the calendar, the ovulation.
Speaker 2 (01:26:13):
No calendar, the rhythm or something, and some methods where
they can just like look at the dates and be
like I'm sure, and then it's like four kids later, wish.
Speaker 4 (01:26:22):
But yes, it is just like that where you're just
trying to be natural.
Speaker 8 (01:26:25):
I think I was natural for a long time and
then I medicated for a few years and now I'm
ready to you know, unmitigate.
Speaker 1 (01:26:32):
Well, we support you regardless.
Speaker 7 (01:26:34):
Yeah. And then I think, and I was on an antidepressant, we.
Speaker 2 (01:26:37):
Need to get it back on the medication already thinking
about what she was saying, extract, Yeah, go ahead.
Speaker 7 (01:26:41):
But my antidepressant served its purpose.
Speaker 8 (01:26:44):
I think that was, you know, for me, it was
circumstantial with things that were going on during a season
of my life. And now I'm like, wait a second,
I'm on the other side of that. Why am I
still taking this. I'm going to see if I'm good.
Speaker 7 (01:26:59):
So we're just that period of over seeing them.
Speaker 2 (01:27:01):
I'm good.
Speaker 4 (01:27:02):
Yes, she's over there doing like open up the church
in here are the people the.
Speaker 7 (01:27:07):
Hands because this is called brain gym.
Speaker 2 (01:27:09):
Yeah, so we're rooting for you.
Speaker 4 (01:27:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (01:27:12):
So this stuff is going to help me with my brain,
my concentration and stuff like that. And then the antidepressidant TVD.
I feel good, though, like I feel I hope, So
I feel good.
Speaker 2 (01:27:23):
I think if medicine is needed, medicine should be used
and there should be no shame in that medicine.
Speaker 7 (01:27:28):
Correct.
Speaker 2 (01:27:28):
I also think, if you want to give it a run,
let's go. Should I tell you if things are weird
or not sure?
Speaker 8 (01:27:33):
But I already just feel I can feel myself coming
back to me, if that makes sense, because I.
Speaker 7 (01:27:38):
Felt kind of like, yeah, like I felt I'm like
every day, I was like, I'm just off, like.
Speaker 8 (01:27:43):
Something's not right, and I don't feel like I the
best I could feel, which for a while on those
things I was. And so I'm just reevaluating with the
help of my nurse practitioner. I'm not like just I
can help you doing this on my own.
Speaker 1 (01:27:57):
Doctor, am reacting crazy?
Speaker 4 (01:27:59):
So the hands, the itsy bitsy spider, that's normal and
makes you feel it's a brain exercise.
Speaker 8 (01:28:04):
That's me trying to be proactive about my brain because
I know that it can be all over the place,
and so when I can, if I can do these
little exercises.
Speaker 7 (01:28:14):
It'll help stimulate it.
Speaker 8 (01:28:16):
It Almost after I do the morning exercises my brain gym.
The other day, I felt like I had taken an
adderall and I had not.
Speaker 4 (01:28:23):
Are you paying which is a brain gym class?
Speaker 7 (01:28:25):
No, they're free on YouTube.
Speaker 1 (01:28:27):
You need a membership for that.
Speaker 4 (01:28:28):
Well, I don't know. Sometimes am starts paying for all
kind of crazy.
Speaker 8 (01:28:31):
No, No, no, I just looked up exercises on YouTube,
and now I just I know them and I do
them myself on she said.
Speaker 4 (01:28:37):
She says, I'm going to the gym, coming back, and
she goes to my office hands.
Speaker 8 (01:28:42):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:28:43):
We're rooting for you. Yeah, yeah, we are rooting for you.
Speaker 4 (01:28:45):
Thank you.
Speaker 7 (01:28:46):
I appreciate that.
Speaker 4 (01:28:47):
It is called the rhythm method.
Speaker 2 (01:28:48):
By the way, that overall, the rhythm method, also the
calendar method, is a form of natural family planning. To
use the rhythm method, you must track your menstrual history
to predict when you'll ovulate. But it's just people looking
at calendars and going on it and then yeah, but.
Speaker 7 (01:29:02):
The calendar will tell you based on.
Speaker 4 (01:29:04):
Anybody I know that's done rum there, bab babies ovidually.
Speaker 5 (01:29:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:29:09):
Uh, good for you.
Speaker 4 (01:29:10):
I'm rooting for you.
Speaker 7 (01:29:10):
Thank you. I appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (01:29:13):
Thank you. We'll see you guys tomorrow. Chris Tomlin and
studio tomorrow.
Speaker 4 (01:29:16):
We love that guy.
Speaker 2 (01:29:17):
He sells out arenas for multiple nights. He's like one
of the biggest artist artists in the world.
Speaker 4 (01:29:21):
He's a Christian artist, but he's up there with the
garth when it comes to an internationally.
Speaker 2 (01:29:27):
People it's just crazy, but it's such a good dude.
He'll be in tomorrow. Tomorrow's Good Friday, and that's it.
We'll see you then, by our bobbit bones.
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