September 5, 2024 • 40 mins
Find out the favor Lunchbox asked Bobby for about a reality TV show coming to town soon... Then, hear what Amy witness someone get in trouble for on a plane and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Transmitting this guy, welcome to Thursday Show Morning Studio Morning.
Why everybody's here? Jeff Bezos bought a new eighty million
dollar private jet. He's the Amazon guy. Eighty million dollars.
That's crazy. It's probably like fifteen bucks to lunchbox if
(00:21):
we're just comparing it, because I know you're getting to
like that. W be awesome.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Maybe he got a little light on his bike or
something best unbox, maybe added a little more into his bike.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
That would be the price of him getting his plane.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Meaning how much money Bezos has got eighty millions? Wild?
So how big of a plane?
Speaker 4 (00:40):
What has it does?
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Is it like time travel because that would be worth
eighty million, But Jeff Bezos has eighty million dollar private jet.
Amazon founder. They were it's a gulf Stream G seven hundred.
I'm trying to I don't. It gives me a bunch
of stuff like mock o point nine. I don't know
that stuff now, I know what it means. I don't
know what it means. But Mark, you guys are so
(01:02):
annoying because you don't either, and you know what I meant.
It has it's whisper quiet. There are five living areas,
including a master suite with a bed, bathroom and shower,
a dining area, a state room, a lounge, and a
rest area for the crew. Leather seats line the cabin.
There are custom finishes of wood features throughout the cabin.
There's an onboard kitchen. He has two other private jets too,
(01:23):
but they say this one stands above the rest. This
is a big plane, like a big, big plane. It's
a massive plane.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Wow, I don't.
Speaker 5 (01:30):
Understand why you need five living areas on a plane.
How far can you be going?
Speaker 4 (01:33):
How long are you.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Gonna be on International Australia.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
Okay, but you get two living rooms?
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Is not enough? Well, you may have twenty people on
the plane to sit in different places. I want to
play PlayStation. So, yeah, you're watching a documentary twenty people.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
On a plane, your friends.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
I love airplane stories, like people going crazy on airplanes,
Like it's my favorite story. Talk about Amy kind of
has one, but it's more like weird food on the
on an airplane, the.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Most the smelliest thing I think I've ever had bored
a flight before.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Okay, tell the story and then let us guess.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Okay, So I'm on a Southwest flight and a guy
is getting on the plane and he has like a
food container and I can already smell it.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
And then you know, sometimes flight attendants like stand.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
In the aisle and they're helping you, like get to
your seat or whatever. So the flight attendant is right
behind me standing, you know, helping people get or she's
standing in the row and she smells it too, and
I'm thinking in my head, don't sit by me, don't
sit by me, don't and he sits down. Yeah, And
I mean it does not take her long to say, sir,
did you really bring that sandwich on this airplane?
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Like she was really annoyed by it.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Because not all sandwich of steak, by the way, but
this was.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
A Philly cheese steak with onions and.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
No, no, no, no, no, but no, it was like I'm
just telling you, it was so bad. And so, I mean,
it just was one of those situations where I was like, Okay,
what are you gonna do? And she even like separated.
She's like, sir, you're gonna have to like figure something
out with that. And she's like and I'm going to
go ahead and go back here to the back of
the plane and find a new spot.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Wait, they can tell you not to eat a certain sandwich.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
No, she told him to figure something out with it.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
But that means yeah, waiting or something out.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
I can tell you what he did.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Okay, okay, you want to guess, Yeah, okay, he said,
Oh okay, fine, I didn't know. I don't fly that often.
You can take the sandwich to the back and throw it.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Away from me.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
There's no chance he did that.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
She told him, Hey, we're actually this is where we
were group A there, we have some time. You can
go ahead and go off the plane, eat the sandwich
real quick and then come back on chance.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Or he opened it up.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
And scarfed it down faster than I've seen someone eat anything,
and then looked at me and the flight attendant and said,
the smelly's all in my belly.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
That's it. That's funny. And I like that guy me too.
I totally flipped on how I feel about him, big fan. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I need to follow his Instagram because I'm down for
the smellies in my belly if to see I love
that guy. I hate him from it. I love him now.
(04:07):
Yeah boar, well, he probably isn't a bad I'm sure
it's like the whole comment and trapped in that thing
for a while. When you open it, it's probably like
all fighting you get out of prison.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
I mean, the smell was fighting even in the you know,
the little plastic he said, the smelly is in my
bell I think it went more like this, all good now,
the smelly's.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
In my belly, like to describe his patreon, Is that
kind of guy I need to follow.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Yeah, but just a reminder, don't bring smelly food on airplanes.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Was he nice?
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Yeah, he was nice.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Sounds like he was like he's funny.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
As I watched the comedy special, I'm just a normal guy.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
But smelly's in my belly.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
I suck.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
He redeemed himself with the comment, let's get started.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
You're glad you guys are here. We got a good show.
I'm not lying about that good Anonymous in BA there
the question to be well man, Hello Bobby Bones. I
(05:13):
need help because I'm terrified of making the wrong move here.
I'm an eleventh grade high school history teacher. I have
a problem with a seventeen year old student. Pretty good student,
but has made it quite clear she's got her sights
on me romantically. I've made sure to never be alone
with her, but this has gone on since the beginning
of the new school year. I'm afraid if I rebuff her,
(05:36):
she'll be hurt and start making accusations. I'm not stupid,
I have zero interest and this needs to stop. But
how do I do this? Signed mister A Anonymous. You
are already doing the thing that you need to do.
There are two things that I would do here. Number one,
continue on here. Make sure that you're never alone, because
this situation could get really if nothing has happened and
you don't want it to happen. And we all know
(05:57):
somebody when they get that little crazy twinkle on their eye.
I'm not saying that's here, but we know it crazy
when we see one. Sometimes we're crazy, but for different reasons.
So you're making the right move. And this doesn't have
to be a teacher, This could be any situation like this.
Don't be alone. Number two, I would confide in your
superior whomever that is. Principle is superintended. Hey, I feel
(06:17):
this way. I don't want to do anything about it
because nothing needs to be done, but I just want
this to be said that I know this is possibly
in this mind. So if you need to know this
is happening the end, So that's it. Those are the
two steps you need to do. This is not going
to be the only time this happens, because, as I
can tell, mister Anonymous, you're quite the looker find a charmer,
(06:38):
and people are attracted to lookers and charmers. I just
would not be alone with her, There's no real reason
to be. And if it comes to the situation, I
would ma sure someone else is in the room, but
not announce it like I must have somebody here because
I feel scared. And then I would like a doctor
who's a man with a female patient. A lot of
times they have to have another somebody else in the
room just because. But you're good. I think what you're
(07:01):
doing is exactly right. I would let somebody know though
above you you feel the same way, not just send
it off to your favorite radio show, our podcast. We
do appreciate that. We do appreciate it documented. Yes, I
would document it elsewhere too, But good for you for
understanding and being aware and making sure that nothing odd happens.
We all know an oddball can be an oddball, and
(07:23):
we can always identify those possible oddballs, can't we. Yeah,
they're right, on the edge.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
Sometimes you can't.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
I don't know I can most of the time. Thank
you for that. I've heard of the singer Frouksarra never. Yeah,
it's Freddy Mercury. That's his name exactly. That's why I'm
about Freddy Mercury. September fifth, nineteen forty six. He was born.
Today would have been his birthday. Wow, so happy birthday,
Freddie Mercury. Queen had so many If Queen started over today,
(07:52):
they'd still be a massive hit. There's only a few
artists I feel like I could do that. Queen is
one of them. I'm going to give you the person's
real name, a little bit about him. See if you
know who it really is. The first one is it's
an example. Gary Vernon Jr. Is best known for being
the lead vocalist of a famous country band. His stage
name was taken from the studio console label for his
lead vocal track an Example. We got five of these here.
(08:20):
Aubrey Graham is the real name of what famous Canadian
who has been credited with popularizing R and B sensibilities
and hip hop artists. For the Aubrey Graham Famous Canadian.
Speaker 4 (08:37):
I'm in.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Amy Drake Ed Drake lunchbox Drake, It's Drake. May you
haven't no mo? Yeah, man start it? What pop singer's
real name is Catherine Elizabeth Hudson. One of the best
selling music artists of all time, having sold over one
hundred and forty three million units worldwide. Katherine Elizabeth Hudson.
(09:08):
What Katherine Elizabeth Hudson of the fact, Yeah, the description. Yeah,
one of the best selling music artists of all time,
having sold over one hundred and forty three million units.
That's a lot of units.
Speaker 4 (09:19):
Units. What that means.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
It's just different now because it used to be CDs.
It could have been tapes. Now streams are all A
stream can be a unit. Well, it's certain amount of
streams equals like one sent. So yeah, the unit is
kind of the measurement. Catherine Elizabeth Hedson What oh k okay?
(09:43):
Amy selling on couldn't be more wrong, Eddie, Katy Perry.
Speaker 5 (09:51):
I had Mariah Carey, but then you said units, and
so I went with Katy Perry.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Because I said units.
Speaker 4 (09:56):
Yeah, changer.
Speaker 5 (09:58):
I said units every time, I know, but the first
time I didn't hear units, so I once I heard
it again, I changed to Katy Perry. Why Why is
that why you would have said albums sold albums.
Speaker 4 (10:08):
When Mariah Carey was popular, she sold albums.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
That's I think that's a pretty good context clue to
Chase Katy Perry is correct. Oh yeah, what American pop
singer and actor's real name is Stephanie Joanne Angelina Germanada?
What on earth? She started performing as a teenager by
singing open mic nights and acting in school plays. Stephanie
(10:32):
Joanne Angelina, Germanada.
Speaker 6 (10:37):
I think I'm in units.
Speaker 4 (10:47):
And I'm in the wind.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Lady Gaga, j Lo Eddie, Lady Gotta, Lady gott It
is okay, Eddie takes the least stupid.
Speaker 4 (10:59):
I forgot she's an actress. She's been in that one movie.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
There have been in many movies. Oh really, Yeah, she
did the Versace. She did Joker Part nine that comes
out she's singing in that.
Speaker 4 (11:12):
She was only in that one.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Star Born starbarn I call the Joker nine. So what
famous billionaire rapper an entrepreneur's real name is Sean Carter?
Speaker 4 (11:25):
WHOA I'm in for the word.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
What famous billionaire rapper and entrepreneur's real name is Sean Carter?
Eddie with a one point leads, So you guys to
climb back into this. There's no way. His last name
is Carter. I'm in lunch talks. Probably knows that somebody
(11:52):
go to him last Amy.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
Puff, Naddy, Puffy, Daddy, Pipy.
Speaker 3 (11:59):
I don't know what it is right now.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Which one do you think it is? Right now? Daddy Daddy, Eddie,
pit Bull, pit Bull, pick one, pit Bull, lunchbox j Z,
It's jay Z. His name is Sean, Sean Carter. I
ran Amy on the goose Chase.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
It that.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
I like that too, made me have a good time
for a minute. Audrey Perry Audrey Perry, one of the
most successful country music artists of all time, having sold
almost fifty million albums worldwide. Oh what's her? What's her
stage name? Because the real name is Audrey Perry.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
But how many units is that?
Speaker 1 (12:43):
I don't have the conversion, Amy, I'll be honest, Audrey Perry,
Audrey Perry, right now, Eddie three, lunchbox three, Amy two?
Final question. I have a guess I'm in.
Speaker 4 (13:00):
Remember the wind? Oh I missed it, Amy, I missed it.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Put pardon Eddie. Oh shoot, it might be faith Hill,
but I have Reba it is your faith hill dang
what she sold that many Audrey Perry should have been
what shocked you know that she sold that many? Auss
was big man, I didn't write she was that big
sudden death, which we.
Speaker 4 (13:29):
All three of us.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
No, I don't think I'm in it.
Speaker 4 (13:31):
Yeah, three three three, I'm back. The mood change real quick.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
There final one buzz in and stop the question any time.
Reginald Kenneth Dwight. It's his real name, Reginald Amy Snoop Dogg.
I don't know, you really wasted an opportunity to win the.
Speaker 4 (13:58):
Game that was. I mean, you were back, but now
you're gone again.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
Reginald Kenneth Dwight is what famous British singer songwriter Lunchbox
Lunchbox and she it wow, so wrong.
Speaker 4 (14:13):
You're not British.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
He has sold over three hundred million records worldwide, making
him one of the best selling music artists of all time.
Reginald Reginald Kenneth Dwight. That is Elton John's real name.
Is that your guest? Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 7 (14:31):
No, it's time for the good news.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Brandon Vassar.
Speaker 6 (14:48):
Not only is he a firefighter hero, he's also a
really good guy. He lives in Stillwater, Oklahoma, and one
night he's walking the neighborhood and he sees an older
lady trying to mow her lawn.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
She's struggling. Man, she's trying. She's not doing very well.
So what does he do?
Speaker 6 (15:03):
He doesn't walk past her. He says, ma'am, can I
help you? She says, oh, I'd really appreciate that. So
he grabs the lawn mower mows her entire lawn and somebody,
I guess one of the neighbors caught her on camera.
So then they put it on social media. People are like,
who is this guy? The firefighter? They're like, they're proud,
this is our firefighter. That is really cool that anybody
would do that. Also, poor lady havinghim out moro own yard.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
Yeah, don't worry about what happened to her. That's sad. Yeah,
And then I get sad. I know it's sad. I
don't want to get for her. What's the guy's name?
His name is Brandon Vassar, Random Vasar. Shout out to you, buddy.
That is what it's all about, was tell me something good.
Lunchbox always starts with I never ask you for a
favor man, but he always asks for a lot of favors.
(15:46):
And so you never asked me for a fake. I
got it. You never asked me for a favor bike.
Speaker 4 (15:50):
I never asked her.
Speaker 5 (15:51):
You always ask, but you lead it with I never
asked for a favor. This time, I'm going to ask
for a favor. I'm gonna step out and ask for
a favorite. You will always do that.
Speaker 4 (15:59):
I never do.
Speaker 5 (16:00):
But I saw on Instagram that Survivor is coming to Nashville.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
What do you mean Survivor They have like these like
Survive Broadway without getting like a they have like a.
Speaker 5 (16:12):
Like I don't know if it's a convention or what
they do at it, but Jeff Propes is gonna be
in Nashville.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
It's the show. They're not like doing Survivor.
Speaker 5 (16:20):
No, no, no, it's like where you can try one of
the you know, obstacle courses or whatever. That's what they're
coming to Nashville. I saw Jeff Propes talking about here.
Speaker 8 (16:28):
Hey, Survivor fans, you voted. I've been tallying the votes.
I'm happy to say the votes are in, and as
we all know, once the votes are read, the decision
is final.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
So I'm going to announce where.
Speaker 8 (16:38):
The next survivor of him will be on September fourteenth.
It will be Nashville, Tennessee. So grab all your friends
and families.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
So what are you asking me to do?
Speaker 4 (16:49):
Bobby? I am going to ask you.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
If you.
Speaker 5 (16:53):
Don't like that, You've got to book Jeff Probes in
the studio.
Speaker 4 (16:58):
You've got to bring him in.
Speaker 5 (16:59):
If he is going to be in Nashville, our backyard
and we do not get the host of Survivor in here,
what are we even doing a.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Bobby that's so weird. He means business.
Speaker 5 (17:11):
It is serious, like when I need you, if you
need again, Bobby, Bobob I need.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
It's like when he says panties, I like panics to Okay,
all right, you need me to book Jeff Probes.
Speaker 5 (17:25):
I need you to book Jeff Probes because listen, if
we don't book him, what are we even doing as
a show. If we are not going to have the
host of survivor, why do we even come to work?
This is a what in a lifetime? This is a
mount rushmore of interviews that we can have.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
I have a question, So say you do bring him in?
Speaker 4 (17:41):
I may freak out.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
What right. So that's the thing.
Speaker 6 (17:43):
Is there any way that you can just do the
interview alone, Bobby without lunch.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
I don't mind it when you say it, Bobby, Bobby, Yeah,
I don't go. He says it some. I guess you
say it enough. He never says my name, No, never Eddie.
Speaker 3 (17:59):
Eddie always has bones.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
I do say both. It did feel weird, Bobby, not weird? Okay.
I I don't have a complete power to just be
like I promise Jeff Propes will be in studio.
Speaker 3 (18:11):
But well then what are we even doing?
Speaker 1 (18:14):
As yourself that question? Scuba? I'll point Scuba's bird dog,
a great bird dog, so we'll point him at it
and he'll see what he can do. I message Jeff
Propes on Instagram? Did you really I can read you
the message I sent him?
Speaker 4 (18:26):
WHOA What did you say?
Speaker 7 (18:29):
So?
Speaker 1 (18:29):
I don't I want to read to know. I don't know,
Jeff Propes.
Speaker 5 (18:32):
Did you say, hey, the tribe has spoken, we will
on zoom or something.
Speaker 4 (18:36):
No, that was Phil Cogan, the Amazing Race.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
Got it definitely different. So this is what I said
about to Jeff Probes. I made it act like that
we knew each other.
Speaker 3 (18:48):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
Interesting so that. I mean, that's how I approached it.
Speaker 3 (18:51):
I wasn't like, would you say, hey, buddy.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
So here's what I said, Hey, Jeffy No, Hey Bobby.
Speaker 3 (18:57):
I never ask you for so.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
I don't know Jeff Probes. We we know mutual people.
Oh and have worked with mutual people. God, I don't
even know if he knows who I am. So I
let me walk you through what I wrote and you
can see I did write it.
Speaker 3 (19:09):
Yeah, Blue, do you want me to h Does it
say scene or not?
Speaker 1 (19:13):
No? Because we've never exchanged messages in the first time,
you have to accept you can actually see it in
a general but not be seen. I said, hey, Jeff,
hope you will. Buddy just said you were coming to Nashville.
We'd love to have you by our show, our studio
if you have any time. I'm not sure how long
you're here.
Speaker 4 (19:27):
Have a great week.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
Maybe that's solid BB me bb bibe.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
You sign it BB Yeah, just so chill, just like chill.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
Like Bobby Bones. Yeah, bybe Bobby. So. I just wanted
it to be like where he's gonna be like casual.
I know him, Yeah, he'll go Look. And I have
one point two million followers in a blue check mark,
so he'll probably be like, oh, maybe I mane him
and don't remember.
Speaker 4 (19:50):
That's smart, that's good.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
So again, this is how I wanted him to hear it. Hey, Jeff,
hope you will man, buddy just said you were coming
to Nashville. Would love to have you buy our studio
show if you have any time. I'm not sure how
long you're here. Hey, have great week, man, BB. That's
one of them. That's how I want him to take it,
because I think he may think he knows me, but
he really doesn't.
Speaker 4 (20:09):
You should have said my buddy lunchbox.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
Though he will not know what that means. Does he
know you? I don't know? My name is name here?
So Scoom Steel Bard Dog a little bit and I
will I message him and we'll see if we can
get him come by.
Speaker 6 (20:24):
Is there any disappointment if it's on zoom because of
travel and schedules and stuff. Here on a Saturday though,
So he's probably gonna fly on Friday night and he's
out by Saturday night.
Speaker 4 (20:33):
I mean, he may be on vacation though he may
stay for a while.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
He may be and he's not going to do our show.
Let me look at the date because he's here September fourteenth, fourteenth.
I am gone, But let's just see who do like.
Speaker 6 (20:48):
You want to talk off her about some ideas or
like an interview special with just him on a Saturday.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
Can you imagine Jeff Probs and lunch I would I
would think I would. Yes, I would allow it, but
I don't want to know about it because we can't
do that to Jeff bro I.
Speaker 3 (21:05):
Don't Lunchbocks could go to him, he could show up there.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
No, I hear you all. This can be great, but
I allow it. I just don't want I don't want
anything about it. I have a very strong contact that
could make it happens. Let's just see what's okay for you, buddy.
Speaker 5 (21:19):
That would be incredible. If me and Probes on location,
we go out to the woods. That's like we're on
Survival's weird. Yeah, Like it's Jeff Propes here where he's
got season forty coming up.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
You think he wants to not only take time off
of his whatever he's doing here, he wants to go
out in the woods when some guy's never met, Well,
that's where he is all the time. He's comfortable in
the woods. If you go to TikTok and you type
in iPhone hacks. You learn stuff about you gryphone all
the time. There are so many things I learned all
the time. I forget them pretty quickly, but I'm like, wow,
the iPhone does that. Amy has another one that I
(21:50):
did not know.
Speaker 3 (21:51):
Yeah, I hidden photo album. Did you know that was
the thing?
Speaker 2 (21:53):
Sound shady but listening, Yeah, I know how it can
sound shady, but to also be useful, because.
Speaker 1 (21:59):
If you're shady, if very useful.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
No, no, no, she is hoping to get married soon, or
that her boyfriend will propose. And anytime she sees a
ring from like you know, if she runs into someone
or one of her friends has a ring, or she
likes the style, she'll take a picture of it. And
even like wedding and spo And she has a hidden
photo album.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
So I've seen apps where you can download and it's
really like a trick app, but it's this is actually.
Speaker 3 (22:22):
Inside the iPhone. It's an album.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
I mean, it's probably best to just google it because
it's like, you know, you go to navigate to photo
in your iPhone, click the top right corner, click hide,
and then click hide photos.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
Anything any time clicking hide then feel good? Doesn't it
say like hidden photos? Yes? Yes?
Speaker 2 (22:38):
Can you spill down to the utilities category, it says
you can click on hidden and then it will use
your face ID to open up the hidden album. So
you're the only one that has access to it.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
So even if my phone is opened, right, you have
to somebody can't get it unless I double face it.
Speaker 3 (22:54):
Correct.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
Dang, I wouldn't even want that to exist. Does it
say hidden photos? That's the number of photos or like
little descriptors. That's the tricky part. It's gotta it can't
be that. It's gotta be like data from work presentation right.
Speaker 3 (23:12):
Not important memos Okay.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
But so there's a way to hide. I think for me,
my wife has been tipped off on gifts that I
have because I'll be I'll get my wife like, hey,
will you go through send me a picture. It's on
my phone. It's probably like March third, and she'll scroll
through my phone, get it and send it to me.
And so I've been stupid enough to do that when
I had like pictures of things I was gonna be
like a gift and it totally runed it. So now
(23:36):
to put I need to put in the super secret
don't let wife ce file?
Speaker 2 (23:39):
Yes, yes, that way because same thing like my friend
her boyfriend. They look at each other's phones and stuff,
and she's like, I can't have him, like getting freaked
out seeing wedding rings all on my phone.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
I don't even know my wife's code. You just told
me a hundred times. Every time she tells me, she
says it again. I never if someone was like, all right,
gun to your head, I will shoot you if you
do not know the code, even though she said to
me one hundred times. If it's like, hey, will you
get into this, or like text my dad or something
her dad, Uh, I do not know it to save
my life.
Speaker 6 (24:08):
You know what's crazy is my son's phone. I can
open up with this space ID on your phone looks
so much alike.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
The iPhone things. You are starting to look alike in
your faces. That's crazy. Yeah, that's crazy. Let's talk to
his wife or in a fight. It's always so for
something super trivial. And this time she likes to gather feathers.
Speaker 4 (24:28):
She yeah, this is weird.
Speaker 5 (24:30):
She likes bird feathers, like like she finds someone walks
and then nature and she puts them in a little
glass and organizes them and she thinks it looks so pretty.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
It is not that weird.
Speaker 4 (24:40):
I like that.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
I mean I'm not a feather person, but I like
it's like flowers or feathers or natural parts. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (24:44):
Correct, Well we are that weird to you though, that
first it's weird. It's so embarrassing. I'm like, you are
such a nerd. Like it's like, don't do that.
Speaker 4 (24:50):
But we're on vacation.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
Let teen mom go ahead.
Speaker 4 (24:52):
Yeah, we're on.
Speaker 5 (24:53):
Vacation and there's a dead bird and it's a pretty
dead bird.
Speaker 4 (24:58):
And she's like, I'm a good feather.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
No, you want to pluck the bird?
Speaker 4 (25:03):
She goes, I'm gonna pluck a feather from that bird.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
You can't do that.
Speaker 5 (25:05):
And I said, no, no, you can't. Course, I said, you
cannot pluck the feather from the dead bird. Like I said,
if you find the feather and you want to be embarrassing,
you want to pick it up, fine, but you are.
Speaker 4 (25:17):
We are walking on a trail and there's a dead bird,
and you.
Speaker 5 (25:19):
Want to pluck a feather from that bird?
Speaker 1 (25:23):
And she said, yes, did she?
Speaker 5 (25:25):
And she plucked a feather from the dead bird.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
That's like seeing somebody dead being like I like that shirt.
I want it, you see, like a dead body, like
I think like ear ring, Yeah, just laying there yeah
and ears. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (25:40):
I mean I love birds and I.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
Don't mind feathers. That's fun.
Speaker 3 (25:43):
I'm not going to do that.
Speaker 4 (25:44):
I said, that's bad taste, Like that is a dead
You gotta.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
Let the bird rest, the bird shed the feather itself,
and then you.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
Get it rest in peace bird.
Speaker 6 (25:53):
Because it's forceful to get the feather off the dead bird,
you know, like it takes effort, like it takes a
good strong heart.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
I pluck it.
Speaker 4 (26:00):
Man.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
Oh she so she gets the feather. She she takes
it home.
Speaker 4 (26:06):
Yeah, I kept it in like a I guess a book.
Speaker 5 (26:08):
She put in there to make sure it even gets
smushed and broken, and brought it home. And I said,
oh my gosh, this is so, I said I And
she goes, don't don't send that in.
Speaker 4 (26:15):
It's too embarrassing. She goes, there's a lot of stuff
you say, but this is.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
The worst one, like don't talk about on the show,
which is just what you did. Why did you do that? Well?
Speaker 5 (26:23):
Because I wanted her to be proven right that it
was inappropriate for her to pluck a feather from.
Speaker 4 (26:27):
A dead bird.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
I almost never agree with you, and it's you against
your wife in these situations, I'm gonna have to agree
with you. I'm gonna go team lunchbox on this one.
I'm trying to think of an angle to find her.
I can't. I can't find her. I can't find her
at all. So okay, I'm going team lunchbox. Amy.
Speaker 3 (26:45):
Yeah, I have to agree with Lunchbog.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
Wow, Eddie, I can't believe I'm saying this. I'm gonna
go with Lunchbog. Yeah, I'm on team lunchbox. Wow. Decision ever.
Speaker 3 (26:56):
But now you're gonna have to deal with the fact
that you told the stories.
Speaker 5 (26:59):
It's okay'd rather be right though, than who cares about that.
Speaker 4 (27:02):
I am right, you don't mess with a dead animal.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
Yeah, we all agree with that. So I don't like
how I feel, but I'm team lunchbox and so I'm
gonna go ahead and get out of this.
Speaker 4 (27:13):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
But that is weird, and I hope that she doesn't
do that anymore. Next time it's live birds.
Speaker 4 (27:17):
This is only.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
This is gateway, a gateway drug. So I here's a
voicemail from last night.
Speaker 9 (27:26):
Hey, here's some morning corny directed at lunchbox.
Speaker 6 (27:29):
I know he's a stock trader and he wants to
be super rich.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
Well, I've started.
Speaker 6 (27:34):
Investing in stocks be chicken and vegetable.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
One day, I hope to be a bullionaire. It's good fun. Yeah,
all right, I hear it. I here's that next one?
Go ahead.
Speaker 7 (27:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (27:48):
I heard you did a radio ad for Farmer's.
Speaker 8 (27:52):
Dog, I believe, and you had Eller get at that.
I was just curious if stan Lee isn't good enough
to uh also get high quality food, or if he's
on something else.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
You know, it seems like you left him out there
in the commercial. Great question, didn't leave him out. Stanley's
had a lot of surgeries and a lot of issues.
Stanley has stupid medical food that he has to be
on because he's had everything wrong with him. Farmer's Dog.
If your dog is like, what's good quality food? That's
like for normal dogs, but like really good food Farmer's
dogs A plus. Our doctor is like, you have to
(28:28):
feed Stanley this extremely specific type of diet. Bulldogs are
not meant to exist. I think he's had double digit
surgeries in every way on everything from his eye to
his wiener stomach everything. So that's the reason it. Also,
don't want to lie in the commercial and be like
Stanley eats Farmer's Dog too. He can't eat. Fine, you
(28:49):
don't have ibs. I shouldn't eat the amount of sugar
that I do. I still do, but no, but that's why.
And I don't want to lie in the commercial. L
or does he Farmers dogs. She can eat whatever she wants,
but she loves it. Which, by the way, get fifty
percent off your first box of fresh healthy food at
the farmersdog dot Com slash Bobby. By the way, not
(29:09):
a commercial. I'll just happen to remember that. You get
free shipping too. But Farmer's Dog is awesome. If your
dog doesn't have crazy medical conditions. If your dog hats
crazy medical conditions, consult doctor Josie, you're your local doctor.
And don't get a bulldog. I love my ball, I
love Stanley, but don't get a bulldog.
Speaker 3 (29:23):
Well, if they're already born, they need a home.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
Yeah, but then they're gonna make more. Oh, so let
all the bulldogs just I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding out,
just kidding. Love love all dogs. But bulldogs are really tough.
Speaker 4 (29:38):
Amy's Pile of stories.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
So a leaked memo is confirming to us that advertisers
are listening in on our conversations because the company was
bragging to a potential new client about a feature they
have called active listening.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
And it's like bragging that, Hey, I pour the water
on myself and then I was wet. Oh we just expected.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
Oh well, but bigger companies like Google and Amazon, they're claiming, oh,
we have, we have we have nothing to do with this,
We don't do that sort of thing.
Speaker 3 (30:03):
But it's not something that they openly.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
But when they say that, they always whistle, which is weird,
is suspicious, like, now I have to do with it.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
So Amazon has confirmed that they're now running pharmaceutical ads
based on things you purchase.
Speaker 3 (30:16):
Though, So if you order a bunch of sound, that's
even worse.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
Well, no, this because they know what you're buying. They're
not listening, but they know what your orders are. Say
you order a bunch of pork rhynds from your phone. Yeah,
on Amazon, you're saying.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
Somewhere else. Okay, I thought you meant like if you
go to the store and you buy it, whoa, whoa.
It rhymes with.
Speaker 10 (30:38):
More oh, I go ahead, all right, So if you
buy a bunch of pork rhynds, they're going to toss
up and add for some cholesterol meds because you may
need that at some point and you.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
Ain't need that controversial statement. I don't mind it.
Speaker 3 (30:59):
Yeah, I mean it.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
There's a lot of stuff up that pops. I'm like, oh,
I do like those shorts.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
I know, like if I eat something that maybe I
need some thumbs for and then I see it out,
I'm like, oh, perfect, I forgot I needed an order that.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
See, I'm not in that space yet. Mind usually clothes
or sport.
Speaker 3 (31:13):
Oh, I appreciate those too.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
Yeah, problems.
Speaker 2 (31:16):
I just talk into my phone hoping it hears meeting things.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
That's funny.
Speaker 2 (31:21):
So this woman she wanted to catch these thieves that
kept stealing her mail. So her clever idea was to
put an air tag in her mail. She mailed it
to herself. She didn't just like throw it in her mailbox.
She sent herself a package with the air tag. So
then when the thieves came to steal all her stuff again,
because it was a recurring problem, I led the police
(31:42):
right to their place and they found like twelve other
victim's mail and all this stuff.
Speaker 3 (31:48):
So it was her. She's just a normal woman. She's
not even a detective.
Speaker 1 (31:52):
Oh oh good, good give her Okay, that's the first
thing I was going to say before you get me
with that was yea, I would imagine they were doing
this in a lot of places. It's not really a
one off type crime unless you're stalking that specific person.
Speaker 7 (32:04):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
Secondly, I heard that the box as she melted herself
said please don't steal this very valuable. Oh no, are
tags inside.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
Jelly Roll was on a tour stop in Salt Lake
City when he came upon a lemonade stand.
Speaker 3 (32:19):
So he's like, okay, I'm gonna go over.
Speaker 2 (32:21):
He stopped, got some lemonade, took some pictures, and then
left a seven dollars tip.
Speaker 1 (32:27):
That's nice, that's fall.
Speaker 2 (32:29):
Yeah, I heard a lot of lemonade stands. Just I mean,
I know, just thinking ahead for next summer. If you're
a kid, make sure you have Benmo because you really
can bring it in like a lot of money.
Speaker 1 (32:42):
All the options will be cash, app credit cards, ze no.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
But I mean it's just you know, think ahead, start learning,
how to use it because cash, you're limiting yourself.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
I bet you most kids are beIN moee more than
you know to cash. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's cool. Hey,
good story.
Speaker 3 (32:58):
Maybe that's my file.
Speaker 7 (33:00):
That was Amy's pile of story. It's time for the
good news.
Speaker 5 (33:11):
Aaron Andrews and his wife were getting married and they
were living their parents' basement, like, hey, we don't everywhere
to go, can't afford a house. And Aaron's dad goes
and buys a lottery ticket and matches five numbers of
how many of the sick like the big one? So
we got a million dollars? Whoa a million dollars. The
dad's like, you know what, my son's about to get
(33:32):
married and start.
Speaker 4 (33:32):
His new life.
Speaker 5 (33:33):
And he put it in a card and said, this
is your wedding. President gave a million dollars. Oh my god,
that's that's awesome. Nothing he gotta catch it in and
give five hundred thousand. The kid would have been equally
as happy, and then that's a wow.
Speaker 4 (33:47):
What a wedding president.
Speaker 5 (33:49):
It's not like one where he hit you know, didn't
know he won and put in the card you win.
Speaker 4 (33:53):
He knew he won, and he gave up the money willingly.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
You guys are telling me there's something about this dad
and son bond. Yeah, there's the thing there. I mean,
I'm starting to figure it out the time. Yeah yeah, yeah,
because now you know, get me in mine wasn't that great?
But I never got like a ticket, Yeah yeah, I
never got I don't think that I don't get a ticket.
Speaker 4 (34:12):
Tad me how to play the lottery? Yeah, you know.
Speaker 1 (34:14):
I mean I didn't even get like a appearance, right,
any of the things for my wedding. He need to become.
I don't really know him. But that's a great story.
Million dollars.
Speaker 4 (34:23):
Thank you. That's what it's all about. That was telling
me something good.
Speaker 1 (34:28):
It's time for the morning, Corny, but it's investigative. We
have ninety seconds to get as many right as we
possibly can. The most we've ever gotten in ninety seconds
is six man, that's pretty good. Ready, boys, all right?
When Amy finishes the first joke, Timer starts.
Speaker 4 (34:43):
Go the morning, Corny.
Speaker 2 (34:48):
What do you call a guy wearing a hockey mask
at the grocery.
Speaker 6 (34:51):
Store Jason shop Wayne, Wayne Gretzky shop lifting shop, Jason shopkeeper.
Speaker 1 (34:59):
Oh goalkeep mask? You can't do.
Speaker 4 (35:02):
You can't do.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
You can't do clothes, Amy.
Speaker 3 (35:05):
That face, no hockey mask.
Speaker 2 (35:08):
I already said that a hockey mask at the grocery.
Speaker 1 (35:11):
Store, a masker.
Speaker 4 (35:14):
Masquerade mask, check out.
Speaker 1 (35:17):
Bagger goalie mask, cover face at the grocery store.
Speaker 9 (35:22):
Okay, food for Piggly wiggly shopper, shopper mask face mask,
grocery list. What do you call Jason Jason's.
Speaker 1 (35:33):
A grocery mask. He wears a hockey mask. He wears
hockey masks and grocery mask when he goes to Biggs.
Speaker 3 (35:39):
Is there another one that wears a mask?
Speaker 1 (35:41):
I mean, Freddy that Michael Myers wears a mask, but
Freddy Krueger does that, he does not face. It's right, Freddy,
this is about Freddy Krueger because he does not wear
a mask.
Speaker 4 (35:52):
He doesn't.
Speaker 3 (35:55):
Freddy Kroeger, did.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
You write this joke?
Speaker 4 (35:58):
No, he doesn't wear a mask.
Speaker 3 (36:00):
No, that's Mike Myers.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
The mask is voice and Mike Myers mask is actually
a mask of fun. Fact. Oh, William Shatner, correct, I
don't know.
Speaker 3 (36:16):
Mind blow. I did not know that.
Speaker 2 (36:18):
You know.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
He also didn't know that Freddy Krueger does wear a mask.
Freddy Krueger is funny, like like what killer goes to
the grocery store? Or like what horror Freddy krag Kroger.
What a fail?
Speaker 7 (36:31):
You know what?
Speaker 1 (36:32):
We had no chance?
Speaker 3 (36:34):
Well, I guess we have to wait till next.
Speaker 5 (36:36):
According to his creator, Freddy Krueger never wore a mask
because his creator, we know his facial expressions were an
important element of what made the characters story.
Speaker 3 (36:46):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I got him mixed up.
Speaker 1 (36:49):
What does the joke actually say wear a mask? It
does the joke that you're reading that you found hockey
You're lying, There's no way because Freddy doesn't wear a
hockey mask.
Speaker 2 (37:01):
What do you call a guy wearing a hockey mask
at the grocery store?
Speaker 3 (37:04):
Freddy Krueger?
Speaker 1 (37:05):
But the hockey mask guys who? Jason?
Speaker 3 (37:07):
Yeah, so somebody digest is confused.
Speaker 1 (37:11):
Well, people that read readers died just one hundred and
two and their minds. Okay, we got none. But you
know what, that's the dumbest thing as a day.
Speaker 2 (37:20):
It's like you got one though, because you taught us
about William Shatner.
Speaker 1 (37:22):
It's like you got one the middle finger.
Speaker 4 (37:30):
Good time.
Speaker 1 (37:31):
Were kidding about that one? Okay, let's let's do Drew Baldridge.
She's some there's no middle finger.
Speaker 3 (37:39):
I know.
Speaker 1 (37:41):
I didn't hold up any finger by the way I
held up no finger. I was just kidding. This kid
was sniffing his deodor. Back in the day, we used
to do a thing. You'd spray it real close to
you on our pit to make it burn. I never
did it because that wasn't cool. All the cool kids
did it, like strong guys that. I was like, I'm
in the locker room. Yeah, you puts and you see
how long you could hold it. It is the stupidest
(38:02):
thing ever. But all the cool kids did it, which
is why it was never cool. But so now people
are like huffing deodorant. And I have secret powder fresh
for women that I use every morning, and I keep
her at my desk. For some reason, that one armpit
never gets done, not even the same armpit, but I
always forget one. And I've never thought of a huffing it.
Speaker 3 (38:23):
Are they huffing the sticks?
Speaker 7 (38:25):
Or that.
Speaker 1 (38:27):
I was helping we all do that. I was like, man,
that's pretty good.
Speaker 3 (38:33):
I was like, yeah, I think can Like.
Speaker 1 (38:36):
When you buy it, don't you have to say get high?
Speaker 4 (38:39):
Oh? Man?
Speaker 1 (38:40):
The trend involved inhaling toxic fumes from deodorant, can's hair
sprays and nail polish remover and that. But the serious part,
because there is a real part. And this is why
I bring this up so parents can hear this. It's
here your kids doing it. Don't tell them not to
do it. Because this kid, he did it so much.
He's in a comas so he's starting to do better now.
(39:02):
But he did medically induce a coma because it messed
him up so bad. I mean, that goes straight to
your brain, right, Like I assume you have you tried
this this secret for women. This is pH balanced secret
powder fresh, twenty four hours solid and it's in a
light blue.
Speaker 4 (39:23):
Why wouldn't you just buy man's.
Speaker 1 (39:24):
He's only want the gas station. And then I enjoyed
it so much I didn't want another one.
Speaker 4 (39:28):
I like it.
Speaker 1 (39:29):
It's at the gas station, but I like it.
Speaker 2 (39:30):
Now.
Speaker 4 (39:32):
You wonder why people judge you.
Speaker 1 (39:33):
I don't know. I don't. I don't wonder at all.
I have a man purse where women's deodorant. There's no
part of me that wonders whatsoever. And that is the
end of the first half of the podcast. Is the
end of the first half of the podcast.
Speaker 4 (39:50):
That is the end of theirs the podcast.
Speaker 1 (39:52):
That is the end of the first time on the podcast.
You can go to a podcast too, or you can
wait till podcast to come out.
Transmitting this guy, welcome to Thursday Show Morning Studio Morning.
Why everybody's here? Jeff Bezos bought a new eighty million
dollar private jet. He's the Amazon guy. Eighty million dollars.
That's crazy. It's probably like fifteen bucks to lunchbox if
(00:21):
we're just comparing it, because I know you're getting to
like that. W be awesome.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Maybe he got a little light on his bike or
something best unbox, maybe added a little more into his bike.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
That would be the price of him getting his plane.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Meaning how much money Bezos has got eighty millions? Wild?
So how big of a plane?
Speaker 4 (00:40):
What has it does?
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Is it like time travel because that would be worth
eighty million, But Jeff Bezos has eighty million dollar private jet.
Amazon founder. They were it's a gulf Stream G seven hundred.
I'm trying to I don't. It gives me a bunch
of stuff like mock o point nine. I don't know
that stuff now, I know what it means. I don't
know what it means. But Mark, you guys are so
(01:02):
annoying because you don't either, and you know what I meant.
It has it's whisper quiet. There are five living areas,
including a master suite with a bed, bathroom and shower,
a dining area, a state room, a lounge, and a
rest area for the crew. Leather seats line the cabin.
There are custom finishes of wood features throughout the cabin.
There's an onboard kitchen. He has two other private jets too,
(01:23):
but they say this one stands above the rest. This
is a big plane, like a big, big plane. It's
a massive plane.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Wow, I don't.
Speaker 5 (01:30):
Understand why you need five living areas on a plane.
How far can you be going?
Speaker 4 (01:33):
How long are you.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Gonna be on International Australia.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
Okay, but you get two living rooms?
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Is not enough? Well, you may have twenty people on
the plane to sit in different places. I want to
play PlayStation. So, yeah, you're watching a documentary twenty people.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
On a plane, your friends.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
I love airplane stories, like people going crazy on airplanes,
Like it's my favorite story. Talk about Amy kind of
has one, but it's more like weird food on the
on an airplane, the.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Most the smelliest thing I think I've ever had bored
a flight before.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Okay, tell the story and then let us guess.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Okay, So I'm on a Southwest flight and a guy
is getting on the plane and he has like a
food container and I can already smell it.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
And then you know, sometimes flight attendants like stand.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
In the aisle and they're helping you, like get to
your seat or whatever. So the flight attendant is right
behind me standing, you know, helping people get or she's
standing in the row and she smells it too, and
I'm thinking in my head, don't sit by me, don't
sit by me, don't and he sits down. Yeah, And
I mean it does not take her long to say, sir,
did you really bring that sandwich on this airplane?
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Like she was really annoyed by it.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Because not all sandwich of steak, by the way, but
this was.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
A Philly cheese steak with onions and.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
No, no, no, no, no, but no, it was like I'm
just telling you, it was so bad. And so, I mean,
it just was one of those situations where I was like, Okay,
what are you gonna do? And she even like separated.
She's like, sir, you're gonna have to like figure something
out with that. And she's like and I'm going to
go ahead and go back here to the back of
the plane and find a new spot.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Wait, they can tell you not to eat a certain sandwich.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
No, she told him to figure something out with it.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
But that means yeah, waiting or something out.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
I can tell you what he did.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Okay, okay, you want to guess, Yeah, okay, he said,
Oh okay, fine, I didn't know. I don't fly that often.
You can take the sandwich to the back and throw it.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Away from me.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
There's no chance he did that.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
She told him, Hey, we're actually this is where we
were group A there, we have some time. You can
go ahead and go off the plane, eat the sandwich
real quick and then come back on chance.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Or he opened it up.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
And scarfed it down faster than I've seen someone eat anything,
and then looked at me and the flight attendant and said,
the smelly's all in my belly.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
That's it. That's funny. And I like that guy me too.
I totally flipped on how I feel about him, big fan. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I need to follow his Instagram because I'm down for
the smellies in my belly if to see I love
that guy. I hate him from it. I love him now.
(04:07):
Yeah boar, well, he probably isn't a bad I'm sure
it's like the whole comment and trapped in that thing
for a while. When you open it, it's probably like
all fighting you get out of prison.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
I mean, the smell was fighting even in the you know,
the little plastic he said, the smelly is in my
bell I think it went more like this, all good now,
the smelly's.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
In my belly, like to describe his patreon, Is that
kind of guy I need to follow.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Yeah, but just a reminder, don't bring smelly food on airplanes.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Was he nice?
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Yeah, he was nice.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Sounds like he was like he's funny.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
As I watched the comedy special, I'm just a normal guy.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
But smelly's in my belly.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
I suck.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
He redeemed himself with the comment, let's get started.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
You're glad you guys are here. We got a good show.
I'm not lying about that good Anonymous in BA there
the question to be well man, Hello Bobby Bones. I
(05:13):
need help because I'm terrified of making the wrong move here.
I'm an eleventh grade high school history teacher. I have
a problem with a seventeen year old student. Pretty good student,
but has made it quite clear she's got her sights
on me romantically. I've made sure to never be alone
with her, but this has gone on since the beginning
of the new school year. I'm afraid if I rebuff her,
(05:36):
she'll be hurt and start making accusations. I'm not stupid,
I have zero interest and this needs to stop. But
how do I do this? Signed mister A Anonymous. You
are already doing the thing that you need to do.
There are two things that I would do here. Number one,
continue on here. Make sure that you're never alone, because
this situation could get really if nothing has happened and
you don't want it to happen. And we all know
(05:57):
somebody when they get that little crazy twinkle on their eye.
I'm not saying that's here, but we know it crazy
when we see one. Sometimes we're crazy, but for different reasons.
So you're making the right move. And this doesn't have
to be a teacher, This could be any situation like this.
Don't be alone. Number two, I would confide in your
superior whomever that is. Principle is superintended. Hey, I feel
(06:17):
this way. I don't want to do anything about it
because nothing needs to be done, but I just want
this to be said that I know this is possibly
in this mind. So if you need to know this
is happening the end, So that's it. Those are the
two steps you need to do. This is not going
to be the only time this happens, because, as I
can tell, mister Anonymous, you're quite the looker find a charmer,
(06:38):
and people are attracted to lookers and charmers. I just
would not be alone with her, There's no real reason
to be. And if it comes to the situation, I
would ma sure someone else is in the room, but
not announce it like I must have somebody here because
I feel scared. And then I would like a doctor
who's a man with a female patient. A lot of
times they have to have another somebody else in the
room just because. But you're good. I think what you're
(07:01):
doing is exactly right. I would let somebody know though
above you you feel the same way, not just send
it off to your favorite radio show, our podcast. We
do appreciate that. We do appreciate it documented. Yes, I
would document it elsewhere too, But good for you for
understanding and being aware and making sure that nothing odd happens.
We all know an oddball can be an oddball, and
(07:23):
we can always identify those possible oddballs, can't we. Yeah,
they're right, on the edge.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
Sometimes you can't.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
I don't know I can most of the time. Thank
you for that. I've heard of the singer Frouksarra never. Yeah,
it's Freddy Mercury. That's his name exactly. That's why I'm
about Freddy Mercury. September fifth, nineteen forty six. He was born.
Today would have been his birthday. Wow, so happy birthday,
Freddie Mercury. Queen had so many If Queen started over today,
(07:52):
they'd still be a massive hit. There's only a few
artists I feel like I could do that. Queen is
one of them. I'm going to give you the person's
real name, a little bit about him. See if you
know who it really is. The first one is it's
an example. Gary Vernon Jr. Is best known for being
the lead vocalist of a famous country band. His stage
name was taken from the studio console label for his
lead vocal track an Example. We got five of these here.
(08:20):
Aubrey Graham is the real name of what famous Canadian
who has been credited with popularizing R and B sensibilities
and hip hop artists. For the Aubrey Graham Famous Canadian.
Speaker 4 (08:37):
I'm in.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Amy Drake Ed Drake lunchbox Drake, It's Drake. May you
haven't no mo? Yeah, man start it? What pop singer's
real name is Catherine Elizabeth Hudson. One of the best
selling music artists of all time, having sold over one
hundred and forty three million units worldwide. Katherine Elizabeth Hudson.
(09:08):
What Katherine Elizabeth Hudson of the fact, Yeah, the description. Yeah,
one of the best selling music artists of all time,
having sold over one hundred and forty three million units.
That's a lot of units.
Speaker 4 (09:19):
Units. What that means.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
It's just different now because it used to be CDs.
It could have been tapes. Now streams are all A
stream can be a unit. Well, it's certain amount of
streams equals like one sent. So yeah, the unit is
kind of the measurement. Catherine Elizabeth Hedson What oh k okay?
(09:43):
Amy selling on couldn't be more wrong, Eddie, Katy Perry.
Speaker 5 (09:51):
I had Mariah Carey, but then you said units, and
so I went with Katy Perry.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Because I said units.
Speaker 4 (09:56):
Yeah, changer.
Speaker 5 (09:58):
I said units every time, I know, but the first
time I didn't hear units, so I once I heard
it again, I changed to Katy Perry. Why Why is
that why you would have said albums sold albums.
Speaker 4 (10:08):
When Mariah Carey was popular, she sold albums.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
That's I think that's a pretty good context clue to
Chase Katy Perry is correct. Oh yeah, what American pop
singer and actor's real name is Stephanie Joanne Angelina Germanada?
What on earth? She started performing as a teenager by
singing open mic nights and acting in school plays. Stephanie
(10:32):
Joanne Angelina, Germanada.
Speaker 6 (10:37):
I think I'm in units.
Speaker 4 (10:47):
And I'm in the wind.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Lady Gaga, j Lo Eddie, Lady Gotta, Lady gott It
is okay, Eddie takes the least stupid.
Speaker 4 (10:59):
I forgot she's an actress. She's been in that one movie.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
There have been in many movies. Oh really, Yeah, she
did the Versace. She did Joker Part nine that comes
out she's singing in that.
Speaker 4 (11:12):
She was only in that one.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Star Born starbarn I call the Joker nine. So what
famous billionaire rapper an entrepreneur's real name is Sean Carter?
Speaker 4 (11:25):
WHOA I'm in for the word.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
What famous billionaire rapper and entrepreneur's real name is Sean Carter?
Eddie with a one point leads, So you guys to
climb back into this. There's no way. His last name
is Carter. I'm in lunch talks. Probably knows that somebody
(11:52):
go to him last Amy.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
Puff, Naddy, Puffy, Daddy, Pipy.
Speaker 3 (11:59):
I don't know what it is right now.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Which one do you think it is? Right now? Daddy Daddy, Eddie,
pit Bull, pit Bull, pick one, pit Bull, lunchbox j Z,
It's jay Z. His name is Sean, Sean Carter. I
ran Amy on the goose Chase.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
It that.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
I like that too, made me have a good time
for a minute. Audrey Perry Audrey Perry, one of the
most successful country music artists of all time, having sold
almost fifty million albums worldwide. Oh what's her? What's her
stage name? Because the real name is Audrey Perry.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
But how many units is that?
Speaker 1 (12:43):
I don't have the conversion, Amy, I'll be honest, Audrey Perry,
Audrey Perry, right now, Eddie three, lunchbox three, Amy two?
Final question. I have a guess I'm in.
Speaker 4 (13:00):
Remember the wind? Oh I missed it, Amy, I missed it.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Put pardon Eddie. Oh shoot, it might be faith Hill,
but I have Reba it is your faith hill dang
what she sold that many Audrey Perry should have been
what shocked you know that she sold that many? Auss
was big man, I didn't write she was that big
sudden death, which we.
Speaker 4 (13:29):
All three of us.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
No, I don't think I'm in it.
Speaker 4 (13:31):
Yeah, three three three, I'm back. The mood change real quick.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
There final one buzz in and stop the question any time.
Reginald Kenneth Dwight. It's his real name, Reginald Amy Snoop Dogg.
I don't know, you really wasted an opportunity to win the.
Speaker 4 (13:58):
Game that was. I mean, you were back, but now
you're gone again.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
Reginald Kenneth Dwight is what famous British singer songwriter Lunchbox
Lunchbox and she it wow, so wrong.
Speaker 4 (14:13):
You're not British.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
He has sold over three hundred million records worldwide, making
him one of the best selling music artists of all time.
Reginald Reginald Kenneth Dwight. That is Elton John's real name.
Is that your guest? Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 7 (14:31):
No, it's time for the good news.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Brandon Vassar.
Speaker 6 (14:48):
Not only is he a firefighter hero, he's also a
really good guy. He lives in Stillwater, Oklahoma, and one
night he's walking the neighborhood and he sees an older
lady trying to mow her lawn.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
She's struggling. Man, she's trying. She's not doing very well.
So what does he do?
Speaker 6 (15:03):
He doesn't walk past her. He says, ma'am, can I
help you? She says, oh, I'd really appreciate that. So
he grabs the lawn mower mows her entire lawn and somebody,
I guess one of the neighbors caught her on camera.
So then they put it on social media. People are like,
who is this guy? The firefighter? They're like, they're proud,
this is our firefighter. That is really cool that anybody
would do that. Also, poor lady havinghim out moro own yard.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
Yeah, don't worry about what happened to her. That's sad. Yeah,
And then I get sad. I know it's sad. I
don't want to get for her. What's the guy's name?
His name is Brandon Vassar, Random Vasar. Shout out to you, buddy.
That is what it's all about, was tell me something good.
Lunchbox always starts with I never ask you for a
favor man, but he always asks for a lot of favors.
(15:46):
And so you never asked me for a fake. I
got it. You never asked me for a favor bike.
Speaker 4 (15:50):
I never asked her.
Speaker 5 (15:51):
You always ask, but you lead it with I never
asked for a favor. This time, I'm going to ask
for a favor. I'm gonna step out and ask for
a favorite. You will always do that.
Speaker 4 (15:59):
I never do.
Speaker 5 (16:00):
But I saw on Instagram that Survivor is coming to Nashville.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
What do you mean Survivor They have like these like
Survive Broadway without getting like a they have like a.
Speaker 5 (16:12):
Like I don't know if it's a convention or what
they do at it, but Jeff Propes is gonna be
in Nashville.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
It's the show. They're not like doing Survivor.
Speaker 5 (16:20):
No, no, no, it's like where you can try one of
the you know, obstacle courses or whatever. That's what they're
coming to Nashville. I saw Jeff Propes talking about here.
Speaker 8 (16:28):
Hey, Survivor fans, you voted. I've been tallying the votes.
I'm happy to say the votes are in, and as
we all know, once the votes are read, the decision
is final.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
So I'm going to announce where.
Speaker 8 (16:38):
The next survivor of him will be on September fourteenth.
It will be Nashville, Tennessee. So grab all your friends
and families.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
So what are you asking me to do?
Speaker 4 (16:49):
Bobby? I am going to ask you.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
If you.
Speaker 5 (16:53):
Don't like that, You've got to book Jeff Probes in
the studio.
Speaker 4 (16:58):
You've got to bring him in.
Speaker 5 (16:59):
If he is going to be in Nashville, our backyard
and we do not get the host of Survivor in here,
what are we even doing a.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Bobby that's so weird. He means business.
Speaker 5 (17:11):
It is serious, like when I need you, if you
need again, Bobby, Bobob I need.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
It's like when he says panties, I like panics to Okay,
all right, you need me to book Jeff Probes.
Speaker 5 (17:25):
I need you to book Jeff Probes because listen, if
we don't book him, what are we even doing as
a show. If we are not going to have the
host of survivor, why do we even come to work?
This is a what in a lifetime? This is a
mount rushmore of interviews that we can have.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
I have a question, So say you do bring him in?
Speaker 4 (17:41):
I may freak out.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
What right. So that's the thing.
Speaker 6 (17:43):
Is there any way that you can just do the
interview alone, Bobby without lunch.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
I don't mind it when you say it, Bobby, Bobby, Yeah,
I don't go. He says it some. I guess you
say it enough. He never says my name, No, never Eddie.
Speaker 3 (17:59):
Eddie always has bones.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
I do say both. It did feel weird, Bobby, not weird? Okay.
I I don't have a complete power to just be
like I promise Jeff Propes will be in studio.
Speaker 3 (18:11):
But well then what are we even doing?
Speaker 1 (18:14):
As yourself that question? Scuba? I'll point Scuba's bird dog,
a great bird dog, so we'll point him at it
and he'll see what he can do. I message Jeff
Propes on Instagram? Did you really I can read you
the message I sent him?
Speaker 4 (18:26):
WHOA What did you say?
Speaker 7 (18:29):
So?
Speaker 1 (18:29):
I don't I want to read to know. I don't know,
Jeff Propes.
Speaker 5 (18:32):
Did you say, hey, the tribe has spoken, we will
on zoom or something.
Speaker 4 (18:36):
No, that was Phil Cogan, the Amazing Race.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
Got it definitely different. So this is what I said
about to Jeff Probes. I made it act like that
we knew each other.
Speaker 3 (18:48):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
Interesting so that. I mean, that's how I approached it.
Speaker 3 (18:51):
I wasn't like, would you say, hey, buddy.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
So here's what I said, Hey, Jeffy No, Hey Bobby.
Speaker 3 (18:57):
I never ask you for so.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
I don't know Jeff Probes. We we know mutual people.
Oh and have worked with mutual people. God, I don't
even know if he knows who I am. So I
let me walk you through what I wrote and you
can see I did write it.
Speaker 3 (19:09):
Yeah, Blue, do you want me to h Does it
say scene or not?
Speaker 1 (19:13):
No? Because we've never exchanged messages in the first time,
you have to accept you can actually see it in
a general but not be seen. I said, hey, Jeff,
hope you will. Buddy just said you were coming to Nashville.
We'd love to have you by our show, our studio
if you have any time. I'm not sure how long
you're here.
Speaker 4 (19:27):
Have a great week.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
Maybe that's solid BB me bb bibe.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
You sign it BB Yeah, just so chill, just like chill.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
Like Bobby Bones. Yeah, bybe Bobby. So. I just wanted
it to be like where he's gonna be like casual.
I know him, Yeah, he'll go Look. And I have
one point two million followers in a blue check mark,
so he'll probably be like, oh, maybe I mane him
and don't remember.
Speaker 4 (19:50):
That's smart, that's good.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
So again, this is how I wanted him to hear it. Hey, Jeff,
hope you will man, buddy just said you were coming
to Nashville. Would love to have you buy our studio
show if you have any time. I'm not sure how
long you're here. Hey, have great week, man, BB. That's
one of them. That's how I want him to take it,
because I think he may think he knows me, but
he really doesn't.
Speaker 4 (20:09):
You should have said my buddy lunchbox.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
Though he will not know what that means. Does he
know you? I don't know? My name is name here?
So Scoom Steel Bard Dog a little bit and I
will I message him and we'll see if we can
get him come by.
Speaker 6 (20:24):
Is there any disappointment if it's on zoom because of
travel and schedules and stuff. Here on a Saturday though,
So he's probably gonna fly on Friday night and he's
out by Saturday night.
Speaker 4 (20:33):
I mean, he may be on vacation though he may
stay for a while.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
He may be and he's not going to do our show.
Let me look at the date because he's here September fourteenth, fourteenth.
I am gone, But let's just see who do like.
Speaker 6 (20:48):
You want to talk off her about some ideas or
like an interview special with just him on a Saturday.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
Can you imagine Jeff Probs and lunch I would I
would think I would. Yes, I would allow it, but
I don't want to know about it because we can't
do that to Jeff bro I.
Speaker 3 (21:05):
Don't Lunchbocks could go to him, he could show up there.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
No, I hear you all. This can be great, but
I allow it. I just don't want I don't want
anything about it. I have a very strong contact that
could make it happens. Let's just see what's okay for you, buddy.
Speaker 5 (21:19):
That would be incredible. If me and Probes on location,
we go out to the woods. That's like we're on
Survival's weird. Yeah, Like it's Jeff Propes here where he's
got season forty coming up.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
You think he wants to not only take time off
of his whatever he's doing here, he wants to go
out in the woods when some guy's never met, Well,
that's where he is all the time. He's comfortable in
the woods. If you go to TikTok and you type
in iPhone hacks. You learn stuff about you gryphone all
the time. There are so many things I learned all
the time. I forget them pretty quickly, but I'm like, wow,
the iPhone does that. Amy has another one that I
(21:50):
did not know.
Speaker 3 (21:51):
Yeah, I hidden photo album. Did you know that was
the thing?
Speaker 2 (21:53):
Sound shady but listening, Yeah, I know how it can
sound shady, but to also be useful, because.
Speaker 1 (21:59):
If you're shady, if very useful.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
No, no, no, she is hoping to get married soon, or
that her boyfriend will propose. And anytime she sees a
ring from like you know, if she runs into someone
or one of her friends has a ring, or she
likes the style, she'll take a picture of it. And
even like wedding and spo And she has a hidden
photo album.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
So I've seen apps where you can download and it's
really like a trick app, but it's this is actually.
Speaker 3 (22:22):
Inside the iPhone. It's an album.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
I mean, it's probably best to just google it because
it's like, you know, you go to navigate to photo
in your iPhone, click the top right corner, click hide,
and then click hide photos.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
Anything any time clicking hide then feel good? Doesn't it
say like hidden photos? Yes? Yes?
Speaker 2 (22:38):
Can you spill down to the utilities category, it says
you can click on hidden and then it will use
your face ID to open up the hidden album. So
you're the only one that has access to it.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
So even if my phone is opened, right, you have
to somebody can't get it unless I double face it.
Speaker 3 (22:54):
Correct.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
Dang, I wouldn't even want that to exist. Does it
say hidden photos? That's the number of photos or like
little descriptors. That's the tricky part. It's gotta it can't
be that. It's gotta be like data from work presentation right.
Speaker 3 (23:12):
Not important memos Okay.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
But so there's a way to hide. I think for me,
my wife has been tipped off on gifts that I
have because I'll be I'll get my wife like, hey,
will you go through send me a picture. It's on
my phone. It's probably like March third, and she'll scroll
through my phone, get it and send it to me.
And so I've been stupid enough to do that when
I had like pictures of things I was gonna be
like a gift and it totally runed it. So now
(23:36):
to put I need to put in the super secret
don't let wife ce file?
Speaker 2 (23:39):
Yes, yes, that way because same thing like my friend
her boyfriend. They look at each other's phones and stuff,
and she's like, I can't have him, like getting freaked
out seeing wedding rings all on my phone.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
I don't even know my wife's code. You just told
me a hundred times. Every time she tells me, she
says it again. I never if someone was like, all right,
gun to your head, I will shoot you if you
do not know the code, even though she said to
me one hundred times. If it's like, hey, will you
get into this, or like text my dad or something
her dad, Uh, I do not know it to save
my life.
Speaker 6 (24:08):
You know what's crazy is my son's phone. I can
open up with this space ID on your phone looks
so much alike.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
The iPhone things. You are starting to look alike in
your faces. That's crazy. Yeah, that's crazy. Let's talk to
his wife or in a fight. It's always so for
something super trivial. And this time she likes to gather feathers.
Speaker 4 (24:28):
She yeah, this is weird.
Speaker 5 (24:30):
She likes bird feathers, like like she finds someone walks
and then nature and she puts them in a little
glass and organizes them and she thinks it looks so pretty.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
It is not that weird.
Speaker 4 (24:40):
I like that.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
I mean I'm not a feather person, but I like
it's like flowers or feathers or natural parts. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (24:44):
Correct, Well we are that weird to you though, that
first it's weird. It's so embarrassing. I'm like, you are
such a nerd. Like it's like, don't do that.
Speaker 4 (24:50):
But we're on vacation.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
Let teen mom go ahead.
Speaker 4 (24:52):
Yeah, we're on.
Speaker 5 (24:53):
Vacation and there's a dead bird and it's a pretty
dead bird.
Speaker 4 (24:58):
And she's like, I'm a good feather.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
No, you want to pluck the bird?
Speaker 4 (25:03):
She goes, I'm gonna pluck a feather from that bird.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
You can't do that.
Speaker 5 (25:05):
And I said, no, no, you can't. Course, I said, you
cannot pluck the feather from the dead bird. Like I said,
if you find the feather and you want to be embarrassing,
you want to pick it up, fine, but you are.
Speaker 4 (25:17):
We are walking on a trail and there's a dead bird,
and you.
Speaker 5 (25:19):
Want to pluck a feather from that bird?
Speaker 1 (25:23):
And she said, yes, did she?
Speaker 5 (25:25):
And she plucked a feather from the dead bird.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
That's like seeing somebody dead being like I like that shirt.
I want it, you see, like a dead body, like
I think like ear ring, Yeah, just laying there yeah
and ears. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (25:40):
I mean I love birds and I.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
Don't mind feathers. That's fun.
Speaker 3 (25:43):
I'm not going to do that.
Speaker 4 (25:44):
I said, that's bad taste, Like that is a dead
You gotta.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
Let the bird rest, the bird shed the feather itself,
and then you.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
Get it rest in peace bird.
Speaker 6 (25:53):
Because it's forceful to get the feather off the dead bird,
you know, like it takes effort, like it takes a
good strong heart.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
I pluck it.
Speaker 4 (26:00):
Man.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
Oh she so she gets the feather. She she takes
it home.
Speaker 4 (26:06):
Yeah, I kept it in like a I guess a book.
Speaker 5 (26:08):
She put in there to make sure it even gets
smushed and broken, and brought it home. And I said,
oh my gosh, this is so, I said I And
she goes, don't don't send that in.
Speaker 4 (26:15):
It's too embarrassing. She goes, there's a lot of stuff
you say, but this is.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
The worst one, like don't talk about on the show,
which is just what you did. Why did you do that? Well?
Speaker 5 (26:23):
Because I wanted her to be proven right that it
was inappropriate for her to pluck a feather from.
Speaker 4 (26:27):
A dead bird.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
I almost never agree with you, and it's you against
your wife in these situations, I'm gonna have to agree
with you. I'm gonna go team lunchbox on this one.
I'm trying to think of an angle to find her.
I can't. I can't find her. I can't find her
at all. So okay, I'm going team lunchbox. Amy.
Speaker 3 (26:45):
Yeah, I have to agree with Lunchbog.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
Wow, Eddie, I can't believe I'm saying this. I'm gonna
go with Lunchbog. Yeah, I'm on team lunchbox. Wow. Decision ever.
Speaker 3 (26:56):
But now you're gonna have to deal with the fact
that you told the stories.
Speaker 5 (26:59):
It's okay'd rather be right though, than who cares about that.
Speaker 4 (27:02):
I am right, you don't mess with a dead animal.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
Yeah, we all agree with that. So I don't like
how I feel, but I'm team lunchbox and so I'm
gonna go ahead and get out of this.
Speaker 4 (27:13):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
But that is weird, and I hope that she doesn't
do that anymore. Next time it's live birds.
Speaker 4 (27:17):
This is only.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
This is gateway, a gateway drug. So I here's a
voicemail from last night.
Speaker 9 (27:26):
Hey, here's some morning corny directed at lunchbox.
Speaker 6 (27:29):
I know he's a stock trader and he wants to
be super rich.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
Well, I've started.
Speaker 6 (27:34):
Investing in stocks be chicken and vegetable.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
One day, I hope to be a bullionaire. It's good fun. Yeah,
all right, I hear it. I here's that next one?
Go ahead.
Speaker 7 (27:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (27:48):
I heard you did a radio ad for Farmer's.
Speaker 8 (27:52):
Dog, I believe, and you had Eller get at that.
I was just curious if stan Lee isn't good enough
to uh also get high quality food, or if he's
on something else.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
You know, it seems like you left him out there
in the commercial. Great question, didn't leave him out. Stanley's
had a lot of surgeries and a lot of issues.
Stanley has stupid medical food that he has to be
on because he's had everything wrong with him. Farmer's Dog.
If your dog is like, what's good quality food? That's
like for normal dogs, but like really good food Farmer's
dogs A plus. Our doctor is like, you have to
(28:28):
feed Stanley this extremely specific type of diet. Bulldogs are
not meant to exist. I think he's had double digit
surgeries in every way on everything from his eye to
his wiener stomach everything. So that's the reason it. Also,
don't want to lie in the commercial and be like
Stanley eats Farmer's Dog too. He can't eat. Fine, you
(28:49):
don't have ibs. I shouldn't eat the amount of sugar
that I do. I still do, but no, but that's why.
And I don't want to lie in the commercial. L
or does he Farmers dogs. She can eat whatever she wants,
but she loves it. Which, by the way, get fifty
percent off your first box of fresh healthy food at
the farmersdog dot Com slash Bobby. By the way, not
(29:09):
a commercial. I'll just happen to remember that. You get
free shipping too. But Farmer's Dog is awesome. If your
dog doesn't have crazy medical conditions. If your dog hats
crazy medical conditions, consult doctor Josie, you're your local doctor.
And don't get a bulldog. I love my ball, I
love Stanley, but don't get a bulldog.
Speaker 3 (29:23):
Well, if they're already born, they need a home.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
Yeah, but then they're gonna make more. Oh, so let
all the bulldogs just I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding out,
just kidding. Love love all dogs. But bulldogs are really tough.
Speaker 4 (29:38):
Amy's Pile of stories.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
So a leaked memo is confirming to us that advertisers
are listening in on our conversations because the company was
bragging to a potential new client about a feature they
have called active listening.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
And it's like bragging that, Hey, I pour the water
on myself and then I was wet. Oh we just expected.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
Oh well, but bigger companies like Google and Amazon, they're claiming, oh,
we have, we have we have nothing to do with this,
We don't do that sort of thing.
Speaker 3 (30:03):
But it's not something that they openly.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
But when they say that, they always whistle, which is weird,
is suspicious, like, now I have to do with it.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
So Amazon has confirmed that they're now running pharmaceutical ads
based on things you purchase.
Speaker 3 (30:16):
Though, So if you order a bunch of sound, that's
even worse.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
Well, no, this because they know what you're buying. They're
not listening, but they know what your orders are. Say
you order a bunch of pork rhynds from your phone. Yeah,
on Amazon, you're saying.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
Somewhere else. Okay, I thought you meant like if you
go to the store and you buy it, whoa, whoa.
It rhymes with.
Speaker 10 (30:38):
More oh, I go ahead, all right, So if you
buy a bunch of pork rhynds, they're going to toss
up and add for some cholesterol meds because you may
need that at some point and you.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
Ain't need that controversial statement. I don't mind it.
Speaker 3 (30:59):
Yeah, I mean it.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
There's a lot of stuff up that pops. I'm like, oh,
I do like those shorts.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
I know, like if I eat something that maybe I
need some thumbs for and then I see it out,
I'm like, oh, perfect, I forgot I needed an order that.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
See, I'm not in that space yet. Mind usually clothes
or sport.
Speaker 3 (31:13):
Oh, I appreciate those too.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
Yeah, problems.
Speaker 2 (31:16):
I just talk into my phone hoping it hears meeting things.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
That's funny.
Speaker 2 (31:21):
So this woman she wanted to catch these thieves that
kept stealing her mail. So her clever idea was to
put an air tag in her mail. She mailed it
to herself. She didn't just like throw it in her mailbox.
She sent herself a package with the air tag. So
then when the thieves came to steal all her stuff again,
because it was a recurring problem, I led the police
(31:42):
right to their place and they found like twelve other
victim's mail and all this stuff.
Speaker 3 (31:48):
So it was her. She's just a normal woman. She's
not even a detective.
Speaker 1 (31:52):
Oh oh good, good give her Okay, that's the first
thing I was going to say before you get me
with that was yea, I would imagine they were doing
this in a lot of places. It's not really a
one off type crime unless you're stalking that specific person.
Speaker 7 (32:04):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
Secondly, I heard that the box as she melted herself
said please don't steal this very valuable. Oh no, are
tags inside.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
Jelly Roll was on a tour stop in Salt Lake
City when he came upon a lemonade stand.
Speaker 3 (32:19):
So he's like, okay, I'm gonna go over.
Speaker 2 (32:21):
He stopped, got some lemonade, took some pictures, and then
left a seven dollars tip.
Speaker 1 (32:27):
That's nice, that's fall.
Speaker 2 (32:29):
Yeah, I heard a lot of lemonade stands. Just I mean,
I know, just thinking ahead for next summer. If you're
a kid, make sure you have Benmo because you really
can bring it in like a lot of money.
Speaker 1 (32:42):
All the options will be cash, app credit cards, ze no.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
But I mean it's just you know, think ahead, start learning,
how to use it because cash, you're limiting yourself.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
I bet you most kids are beIN moee more than
you know to cash. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's cool. Hey,
good story.
Speaker 3 (32:58):
Maybe that's my file.
Speaker 7 (33:00):
That was Amy's pile of story. It's time for the
good news.
Speaker 5 (33:11):
Aaron Andrews and his wife were getting married and they
were living their parents' basement, like, hey, we don't everywhere
to go, can't afford a house. And Aaron's dad goes
and buys a lottery ticket and matches five numbers of
how many of the sick like the big one? So
we got a million dollars? Whoa a million dollars. The
dad's like, you know what, my son's about to get
(33:32):
married and start.
Speaker 4 (33:32):
His new life.
Speaker 5 (33:33):
And he put it in a card and said, this
is your wedding. President gave a million dollars. Oh my god,
that's that's awesome. Nothing he gotta catch it in and
give five hundred thousand. The kid would have been equally
as happy, and then that's a wow.
Speaker 4 (33:47):
What a wedding president.
Speaker 5 (33:49):
It's not like one where he hit you know, didn't
know he won and put in the card you win.
Speaker 4 (33:53):
He knew he won, and he gave up the money willingly.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
You guys are telling me there's something about this dad
and son bond. Yeah, there's the thing there. I mean,
I'm starting to figure it out the time. Yeah yeah, yeah,
because now you know, get me in mine wasn't that great?
But I never got like a ticket, Yeah yeah, I
never got I don't think that I don't get a ticket.
Speaker 4 (34:12):
Tad me how to play the lottery? Yeah, you know.
Speaker 1 (34:14):
I mean I didn't even get like a appearance, right,
any of the things for my wedding. He need to become.
I don't really know him. But that's a great story.
Million dollars.
Speaker 4 (34:23):
Thank you. That's what it's all about. That was telling
me something good.
Speaker 1 (34:28):
It's time for the morning, Corny, but it's investigative. We
have ninety seconds to get as many right as we
possibly can. The most we've ever gotten in ninety seconds
is six man, that's pretty good. Ready, boys, all right?
When Amy finishes the first joke, Timer starts.
Speaker 4 (34:43):
Go the morning, Corny.
Speaker 2 (34:48):
What do you call a guy wearing a hockey mask
at the grocery.
Speaker 6 (34:51):
Store Jason shop Wayne, Wayne Gretzky shop lifting shop, Jason shopkeeper.
Speaker 1 (34:59):
Oh goalkeep mask? You can't do.
Speaker 4 (35:02):
You can't do.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
You can't do clothes, Amy.
Speaker 3 (35:05):
That face, no hockey mask.
Speaker 2 (35:08):
I already said that a hockey mask at the grocery.
Speaker 1 (35:11):
Store, a masker.
Speaker 4 (35:14):
Masquerade mask, check out.
Speaker 1 (35:17):
Bagger goalie mask, cover face at the grocery store.
Speaker 9 (35:22):
Okay, food for Piggly wiggly shopper, shopper mask face mask,
grocery list. What do you call Jason Jason's.
Speaker 1 (35:33):
A grocery mask. He wears a hockey mask. He wears
hockey masks and grocery mask when he goes to Biggs.
Speaker 3 (35:39):
Is there another one that wears a mask?
Speaker 1 (35:41):
I mean, Freddy that Michael Myers wears a mask, but
Freddy Krueger does that, he does not face. It's right, Freddy,
this is about Freddy Krueger because he does not wear
a mask.
Speaker 4 (35:52):
He doesn't.
Speaker 3 (35:55):
Freddy Kroeger, did.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
You write this joke?
Speaker 4 (35:58):
No, he doesn't wear a mask.
Speaker 3 (36:00):
No, that's Mike Myers.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
The mask is voice and Mike Myers mask is actually
a mask of fun. Fact. Oh, William Shatner, correct, I
don't know.
Speaker 3 (36:16):
Mind blow. I did not know that.
Speaker 2 (36:18):
You know.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
He also didn't know that Freddy Krueger does wear a mask.
Freddy Krueger is funny, like like what killer goes to
the grocery store? Or like what horror Freddy krag Kroger.
What a fail?
Speaker 7 (36:31):
You know what?
Speaker 1 (36:32):
We had no chance?
Speaker 3 (36:34):
Well, I guess we have to wait till next.
Speaker 5 (36:36):
According to his creator, Freddy Krueger never wore a mask
because his creator, we know his facial expressions were an
important element of what made the characters story.
Speaker 3 (36:46):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I got him mixed up.
Speaker 1 (36:49):
What does the joke actually say wear a mask? It
does the joke that you're reading that you found hockey
You're lying, There's no way because Freddy doesn't wear a
hockey mask.
Speaker 2 (37:01):
What do you call a guy wearing a hockey mask
at the grocery store?
Speaker 3 (37:04):
Freddy Krueger?
Speaker 1 (37:05):
But the hockey mask guys who? Jason?
Speaker 3 (37:07):
Yeah, so somebody digest is confused.
Speaker 1 (37:11):
Well, people that read readers died just one hundred and
two and their minds. Okay, we got none. But you
know what, that's the dumbest thing as a day.
Speaker 2 (37:20):
It's like you got one though, because you taught us
about William Shatner.
Speaker 1 (37:22):
It's like you got one the middle finger.
Speaker 4 (37:30):
Good time.
Speaker 1 (37:31):
Were kidding about that one? Okay, let's let's do Drew Baldridge.
She's some there's no middle finger.
Speaker 3 (37:39):
I know.
Speaker 1 (37:41):
I didn't hold up any finger by the way I
held up no finger. I was just kidding. This kid
was sniffing his deodor. Back in the day, we used
to do a thing. You'd spray it real close to
you on our pit to make it burn. I never
did it because that wasn't cool. All the cool kids
did it, like strong guys that. I was like, I'm
in the locker room. Yeah, you puts and you see
how long you could hold it. It is the stupidest
(38:02):
thing ever. But all the cool kids did it, which
is why it was never cool. But so now people
are like huffing deodorant. And I have secret powder fresh
for women that I use every morning, and I keep
her at my desk. For some reason, that one armpit
never gets done, not even the same armpit, but I
always forget one. And I've never thought of a huffing it.
Speaker 3 (38:23):
Are they huffing the sticks?
Speaker 7 (38:25):
Or that.
Speaker 1 (38:27):
I was helping we all do that. I was like, man,
that's pretty good.
Speaker 3 (38:33):
I was like, yeah, I think can Like.
Speaker 1 (38:36):
When you buy it, don't you have to say get high?
Speaker 4 (38:39):
Oh? Man?
Speaker 1 (38:40):
The trend involved inhaling toxic fumes from deodorant, can's hair
sprays and nail polish remover and that. But the serious part,
because there is a real part. And this is why
I bring this up so parents can hear this. It's
here your kids doing it. Don't tell them not to
do it. Because this kid, he did it so much.
He's in a comas so he's starting to do better now.
(39:02):
But he did medically induce a coma because it messed
him up so bad. I mean, that goes straight to
your brain, right, Like I assume you have you tried
this this secret for women. This is pH balanced secret
powder fresh, twenty four hours solid and it's in a
light blue.
Speaker 4 (39:23):
Why wouldn't you just buy man's.
Speaker 1 (39:24):
He's only want the gas station. And then I enjoyed
it so much I didn't want another one.
Speaker 4 (39:28):
I like it.
Speaker 1 (39:29):
It's at the gas station, but I like it.
Speaker 2 (39:30):
Now.
Speaker 4 (39:32):
You wonder why people judge you.
Speaker 1 (39:33):
I don't know. I don't. I don't wonder at all.
I have a man purse where women's deodorant. There's no
part of me that wonders whatsoever. And that is the
end of the first half of the podcast. Is the
end of the first half of the podcast.
Speaker 4 (39:50):
That is the end of theirs the podcast.
Speaker 1 (39:52):
That is the end of the first time on the podcast.
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