August 1, 2024 • 37 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Wake Up, Wake Up in the mall, and.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
It's on the radio, and the Dodgers keeps on time already, Lunchbox,
more get too good. Steve Bread at it trying to put.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
You through Fox.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
He's running this week's next bit.
Speaker 4 (00:19):
The Bobby's on the box, so you know what this
the Bobby ball.
Speaker 5 (00:29):
I'm going to tell you now how to take the
perfect nap, how to fall asleep easier, how long you
should nap, and when you should nap.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
I struggle with this.
Speaker 5 (00:40):
If I take a nap, I need that nap to
be like two hours because I don't know any other way,
and I get weird sleeping if I have to get
a nap, like I need to fall out, if I
want to up like twenty five minutes, I'm like, oh,
I look like Sloth room Goonies, and I look in
the mirror and I feel like Sloth from Goonies when
I look.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
In the mirror.
Speaker 6 (00:55):
Yeah, but two hours is for sure too long.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
Right, Yeah, that's Lunchbox.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
No, No, it's perfect.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
What is your perfect nap? As long as you can go?
Speaker 5 (01:04):
What's the longest nap you can take before it turns
into I just went to bed?
Speaker 1 (01:09):
I mean his bed is nighttime. So a nap is
during the day. It doesn't matter how long it is,
as long as it's during the day. What's a good
nap for you? Like good on the on the end
of like longer two two and a half hours?
Speaker 5 (01:21):
Can you do three? I can do three if I
need two. Yeah, I don't know if I can sleep
for three. But they say twenty minutes is optimal. Huh
twenty minutes and then you feel.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
Like I fell asleep.
Speaker 6 (01:31):
Yeah, but I think that's exactly what your body needs.
So how do we do it?
Speaker 5 (01:34):
I'm gonna do this store anymore because this is their
full of crap. Twenty minutes is not worked for me.
Speaker 7 (01:39):
Well, I'm gonna I saw this whole thing about how
as we age we really look forward to things like naps,
and I'm gonna start working them into my schedule.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
Okay, here we go. Not good for you if you're
going to calendar that that.
Speaker 5 (01:51):
I could never calendar a nap because I would just
be like, all, right, time we get to the nap, Oh,
I have thirty minutes left before the NAP's over. I
do that anyway. When I go to bed, I count
the hours. Okay, I fall asleep right now. This is
every night of my life. If I fall asleep right now,
I'm going to get this much sleep. And then I
do that a couple times and then I'm like, ah,
screw it, let me get up and eat some cereal.
Speaker 6 (02:07):
Okay, well this sweetlyast. Now you're gonna get twenty minutes.
Speaker 5 (02:09):
And how you keep it short twenty minutes is optimal.
Do not sleep in your bed if you want a
nap that is going to be effective, not long. And
you still want to sleep at night, because if you're
in your bed sleeping all the time, your body starts
to go, oh, I'm in the bed, it's nighttime. I
go to sleep. It's like watching TV in the bed.
They say, don't do that. Don't eat in the bed,
although it's my favorite place to do all that.
Speaker 6 (02:31):
So like a chair, a couch, couch, they.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
Say, you can take a nap on a couch.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Great.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
Pick the right time of day.
Speaker 5 (02:37):
The best time for most people, if you can, is
between one and three because it's the exact opposite of
when you should sleep or where the sun is. So
if you can get a twenty minute nap and the
sun's in an opposite place. Not only that, they say
it used to be like back in I don't know
the thirteen hundreds count sheep. But the reason they would
say count sheep is to take your mind off of
(02:57):
what your mind is on that keeps you from going
to sleep. But they do say, just counting and focus
on the numbers, seeing the numbers in your head for
as long as you possibly can. It's a bit of
what they say meditation is. So meditation is well, I'm
terrible at it, but meditation as you can say, like
your phrase over and over again, just so you're focused
(03:18):
on that phrase, and it's not even so much about
the phrase, it's about that.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
That's all your focus is on.
Speaker 5 (03:23):
So all the outside parts of the world are trying
not to like beat into the dor mug.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
You, yeah, feel all your stuff.
Speaker 7 (03:30):
When I'm meditating, I picture myself above myself looking down
at me a girl.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
It's weird, I know.
Speaker 7 (03:36):
You visualize that far and then when other thoughts come in,
I recognize them and then let them go.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
It's hard. You got to fight them off.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
They say, if you can just count one, but you
see the number two, and you see the number, that means.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
You're thinking about it.
Speaker 5 (03:48):
You're focusing, but you're also focusing so much that you
see it and eventually everything else.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
Amy fell asleep. We lost her. She got to four
and fussed out.
Speaker 6 (03:55):
Yeah, yeah, take okay, can you tell it?
Speaker 5 (03:57):
So those are the conditions they say that makes the
best nap, if you're gonna take one without affecting your
sleep at night as well.
Speaker 7 (04:03):
Let's it be on a couch any one between one
and three and count visualizing the numbers.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
Seeing the number.
Speaker 5 (04:09):
Yeah, in about twenty to thirty minutes, boom, Now your
life's gonna be so much better.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
You're welcome, I know.
Speaker 6 (04:14):
But a lot of people that at work from one
to three.
Speaker 8 (04:15):
So true, they mins to do it. Do it on
the couch at work exactly, the preak groom. Go in
your car. Cars tough, you know what, but some people
do it.
Speaker 5 (04:26):
There are a couple of sleeps that are a plus,
even though they don't always feel a plus. One of
those sleeps is passenger side. You're driving, the sun's on
your feed are up on the dashboard, the sun's coming
to the window, it's a little hot, little sunny, and
you just fall asleep in that chair as the car's driving. Great,
it's like that. That like summary nap. That's a good one.
And that one like after you've been like on vacation,
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like at the lake all day. Some people go to
the beach. I'm late guy, and like you're like a
little sunburned, and like you go back and you're like
ah and you fall asleep right there, like all sunburned,
and you wake up you don't know what hour it is.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
That's a pretty good nap. Yeah, that's a good nap too.
Speaker 6 (05:02):
A boat nap. I like to sleep on a boat.
Speaker 4 (05:04):
I get motion sick.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Oh sleep on a boat.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (05:08):
Oh well, I mean I can have a towel all
the way over me, even my face.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
That's cool.
Speaker 6 (05:13):
Hey, yeah, that's I'm a real good time on a boat.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
Hey.
Speaker 5 (05:19):
Same, because I have to lay on my back just
to be able to make it on a trip because
I get so sick.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
Time for the New Bobby's Stories.
Speaker 5 (05:29):
US medal count is at thirty. We're pretty much leading
everybody in the medals. France is at two with twenty six,
but we only have five golds and that is seventh overall.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
China has ten. I'm holding holding that hope we don't
win gold. We don't win give it all the metals back.
Speaker 6 (05:45):
It's not true.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
But if we don't leading golds, give everything back.
Speaker 6 (05:48):
Well you have.
Speaker 7 (05:49):
Said, as long as we've really been bad at something
for decades, only a couple and we went to bronze,
then you're okay with it.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
You heard me wrong.
Speaker 5 (05:56):
That was only for rugby, infan rugby, and men's gymnastics.
All the metals yesterday were won by women. Katie Lidecki crushed.
You couldn't even see the second place swimmer in the
picture of the script when she was swimming year one.
You couldn't see it on the full zoom out. You
couldn't see the second place person. So yeah, pretty good
USA basketball one. They beat South Sudan, which, by the way,
(06:20):
South Sudan they didn't even have indoor courts in their country.
We played an exhibition game against them and we barely
beat them. We beat them yesterday, We didn't cover. We
beat them pretty bad.
Speaker 7 (06:28):
When you're watching it, do they do little highlights on
the teams and what their life is like or how
do you know that?
Speaker 6 (06:34):
Like they don't have courts.
Speaker 5 (06:35):
I watched the interviews after the last game when they
played us really close, and they were just pumped. They
played US close, and they were like, it's really cool
because we don't even have indoor courts in our country,
which is pretty cool. So I root for them except
for US. I want to kill them. We play them
like take your head and stop their skull. However, I
want them to actually do really well outside of that
because that will be cool. Yeah, coach, like South student,
Let's go South Sudan, except when you play US. Squid
(06:56):
Game Season two, December twenty sixth. I'm not a fan
of shows that aren't in English. Say what you will
about me. It's hard for me to watch a show
where I gotta read the words the whole time. That
being said, I don't hear well, so all the English
shows I also read the words the whole time. And
then I don't like it when they put the English
(07:16):
versions over the mouth because it doesn't match. It looks
like those old Kung Fu movies. But Bruce Lee, it's
just off. That being said, Squid Game was so good.
It's in my top five favorite shows of all time.
It's it was so good. So it's coming back December
twenty sixth, and they're only going to do one more
season after that, Boom, which.
Speaker 6 (07:36):
One of those shows never could get into. I tried season.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
You didn't try hard one I tried.
Speaker 5 (07:40):
You didn't put the effort in. No bronze medal vocals.
Were you like doing stuff? You could have won a goal,
but you got a bronze.
Speaker 6 (07:47):
It's true. It's one I can't multitask on.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
That is that because you have to read the words.
Speaker 5 (07:53):
A Canadian woman comes home to find strangers in her
pool after the Yeah, this is crazy, after the tenant
rented out for thirty five bucks.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
Now listen to this.
Speaker 5 (08:01):
The homeowner was stunned when she arrived home to find
a family using her private swimming pool. She pulled up
outside her home to discover people in there having a
good time. They told her they had rented the poll
out for thirty five bucks an hour using the app
swim ply. The pool had been listed by a former
tenant who moved out of the property in twenty twenty two.
Speaker 7 (08:22):
Yeah, it like didn't take the listing down and so
then the family they think they're there well within reasons.
Speaker 4 (08:27):
So when she ye, they're not doing anything wrong.
Speaker 7 (08:29):
I know when she did call the police and they're like, well,
there's nothing we can do because they weren't really trust
un know, they put.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
On the app like they did everything legal. And that's
so cool that you can just rent a swimming pool
for the date. You can do that here in Nashville.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
I feel like if.
Speaker 5 (08:43):
A lot of people rented out their pools, people would
rent the pool only to go and like look in
the house.
Speaker 4 (08:47):
In case the house, That's what I'll be worried about.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
That's a good point because.
Speaker 4 (08:51):
Then you have access to seeing through the back windows.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Well, I thought popped in my heads, man, we need
to wring your pool out.
Speaker 7 (08:57):
I mean it could be an extra way to make yeah,
some money, and people do that and then through other
apps they can rent out different parts of their yard
for dogs.
Speaker 4 (09:05):
N D TV with that story to do what poop
or play run around?
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Run around because maybe you live in apartment.
Speaker 4 (09:12):
We have to catch Eller's poop.
Speaker 5 (09:13):
I've been to catch it, yeah, I mean like find
it because and she runs into the woods in her
property and like we're trying to find her poop because
we need to get to Josie.
Speaker 4 (09:21):
Oh.
Speaker 6 (09:22):
I thought, I was like, why are you worried about
the one?
Speaker 4 (09:24):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (09:24):
No?
Speaker 5 (09:25):
Not picking it up to like for ye had a sample,
and I'm like, I'll follow it around and she looks
at me like why are you following me?
Speaker 4 (09:32):
Like when you're just letting me out? And then I'll
try to look the other.
Speaker 6 (09:35):
Way, like here.
Speaker 5 (09:37):
Poo, I'm trying to watch her bh, And then it'll
flinch a little bit, it'll clench a little bit and
I'll be like, here we go, and then no she did.
Speaker 4 (09:44):
It doesn't work and nothing.
Speaker 5 (09:46):
But that's the mission right now, Operation find Oller's poop, okay,
And then if I find some randomly, I don't even
know whose it is, Stanley's Eller's mind.
Speaker 4 (09:53):
Who knows in the yard, probably not yours.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
You never know?
Speaker 6 (09:58):
Have you ever done that? Okay?
Speaker 5 (10:00):
I don't so, but sometimes when I'm peeing in the backyard,
because I'll go out and he with Stanley, And but
then I'll be on the cameras mm, yeah, because we
have security cameras.
Speaker 6 (10:09):
You don't want to get filmed doing that.
Speaker 5 (10:10):
Well, I always made it. I made a deal with
myself very a long time ago. I was never gonna
put my wiener on camera.
Speaker 4 (10:15):
And here I am. I did my first nude scene accidentally.
Speaker 5 (10:21):
Friends McDonald's employee allegedly poores expired milk into uh shake machine.
This is from the New York Post. By the way,
this is not all McDonald's. This is one story. Love
McDonald love McDonald's fries. Just want to say that up front.
McDonald's customers are like going, wait what because there was
an employee allegedly not a good one, allegedly dumping expired
(10:43):
milk into a milkshake machine.
Speaker 4 (10:45):
They posted the vodeo the video.
Speaker 5 (10:47):
The general manager instructed them to use the expired dairy
product to save money, and they wrote one of those
povs like they're doing it, Like POV when your GM
tells you to put the expired milk and the milkshake machine.
He trying to kill somebody. Yeah, and the milk was like,
it's like glumpy. The only time in the past couple
(11:07):
of years that I've seen Jesus with my own eyes
was when I drank that expired almond milk.
Speaker 6 (11:13):
Because of how sick you got.
Speaker 4 (11:14):
Yeah, I saw him. He was like, hey, man, you're
not long for this life if this gets any worse.
I was so sick and.
Speaker 5 (11:24):
I was in the bathtub like summoning spirits, hands up
on the side, going.
Speaker 6 (11:29):
With water or no water. You're just in the bathtub.
Speaker 4 (11:32):
But I got in at first with no water.
Speaker 5 (11:34):
But my wife was very lovely, got out of bed,
woke up at two in the morning, and like started
to take care of me.
Speaker 6 (11:40):
She drew you a bath.
Speaker 4 (11:41):
Why do you guys say, draw bad little It's just
a little house in the prairie.
Speaker 6 (11:46):
Draw I do.
Speaker 4 (11:49):
I'm gonna draw you a bath.
Speaker 8 (11:50):
Yeah, contacted, what I'm talking about.
Speaker 6 (11:57):
I mean, it's the only time I say the same thing.
Speaker 4 (12:00):
I'm like, what are you drawing?
Speaker 6 (12:00):
Because that's what it's called.
Speaker 4 (12:02):
Who says drawing anything?
Speaker 6 (12:04):
Look at the origin of it.
Speaker 7 (12:05):
I don't know, but we clearly grew up saying Okay,
I'm gonna draw you a bath.
Speaker 5 (12:09):
I don't know where you grew start your bath, so
my grandma would say, hey, give me a start your bath.
Speaker 6 (12:13):
I grew up in Austin, Texas. Don't know.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Also, get in the bath, take your bath, draw the water.
Speaker 4 (12:19):
Who's drawings drawing anything?
Speaker 6 (12:23):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (12:24):
Study finds the people's faces changed to suit their names
from fizz dot org.
Speaker 4 (12:31):
If you looked at my face, what would you say?
My name would be Bobby?
Speaker 6 (12:34):
Of course I know, but it's hard to what kind
of face.
Speaker 5 (12:38):
Because I say you have like a like a Miranda,
I'd be like your name based on your face.
Speaker 6 (12:45):
Oh okay, all right, Hank.
Speaker 4 (12:48):
Okay, you just said a stupid take your break, go
draw your bath whatever. You don't even know, Like what
what does a Hank look like? Hank, Aaron, Hank Hill,
Hank Williams. Okay, I look like none of them.
Speaker 5 (13:03):
Yeah, so if you can't imagine some of your friends
with any other names except the one they have, which
is the situation here. Researchers find, especially in babies, indicating
a person's face changes over time to fit his or
her name.
Speaker 4 (13:14):
What the heck does that even mean? To fit their name?
Speaker 6 (13:17):
Yeah, we just get used to it.
Speaker 4 (13:19):
Draw bath is.
Speaker 5 (13:20):
From the days when water was drawn in the sense
it was pumped or supplied in some way that didn't
reply on us, that didn't rely on water pressure, when
you had to pump it yourself.
Speaker 4 (13:29):
Be pumping your own water over there. Yep, yeah, okay,
that's the news.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Bobby's stories.
Speaker 4 (13:42):
Did you see Keith Urban at the Olympics?
Speaker 1 (13:45):
Now, it was awesome. It was like celebrities are just
like us.
Speaker 4 (13:48):
What do you do?
Speaker 1 (13:49):
He was just in the crowd, and he's filming whatever,
like whoever's yeah, whatever sport it was. I don't even
remember what it was. Like, there's Keith Urban and I
was like, that is Keith Urban and he's just sitting
with the normal v and he's filming like just like
anybody else. And I thought, man, celebrities don't get caught
up in film while they're in events. There's Keith Urbans.
Speaker 4 (14:07):
Who in a Colesman. There a bunch too, so they're together.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
She wasn't with him. It was him by himself in
the crowd, just sitting with the common folk.
Speaker 4 (14:15):
That's fun.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
And no one was bothering him.
Speaker 5 (14:17):
Yeah, all the famous people say it was common folk
in the crowd. Even like the NBA players when they
go to watch other events, they're just sitting around people.
Flavor Flav who sponsored the Waterpool water polo team. He's
just in the crowd taking pictures with people. It's pretty cool.
I did see some people go is that Keith Urban
or Jennifer Aniston, which I thought was pretty fun.
Speaker 4 (14:33):
Was pretty fucky with his hair, his hair, you know
Keith got no hair.
Speaker 6 (14:37):
Yeah, I know I had heard that.
Speaker 4 (14:40):
Yeah, I heard that yesterday. Little that's pretty fun.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
But yeah, he key's having a good old times the Olympics.
If you guys are wondering where he is, let over
in Paris, just.
Speaker 5 (14:47):
Like us, Daniel and Tampa. I want to bring him on.
Let him ask a question here, Daniel, you're on the show.
Speaker 4 (14:53):
What's up, buddy?
Speaker 3 (14:56):
Good morning Bobby. I just wanted to ask you, why
do you pick on Amy so much more than anybody.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Else you listen to the show.
Speaker 4 (15:05):
Okay, let's go around lunch walks. How would you answer
his question?
Speaker 1 (15:08):
I would say I get the most heat and Amy
is like treated with like what do you call them gloves?
Kid gloves?
Speaker 5 (15:15):
I don't agree to treat with kid gloves. But okay,
you think you get the most crowd?
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Oh yeah, this dude has not been listening for more
than ten minutes.
Speaker 4 (15:21):
Daniel. Have you listened to the show more than ten minutes.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
I've been listening to your show for probably ten years.
Speaker 4 (15:27):
Thank you as long as I cam. Thank you. Amy.
What is your answer to his question?
Speaker 7 (15:34):
I guess I'm just curious, like what what?
Speaker 6 (15:37):
What?
Speaker 4 (15:37):
What?
Speaker 7 (15:38):
Falls under picking on too much? Because we all pick
on each other at a certain.
Speaker 5 (15:42):
Level, Daniel, Amy, as I think a very appropriate question,
what do you say.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
I just think I feel it, I see it. I
don't know, maybe I'm blind. I think you on her
a little bit.
Speaker 4 (16:00):
More, Okay.
Speaker 5 (16:01):
I would say this show has a relationship where we're
all close and we do pick on each other a
lot and make fun of each other a lot because
we can. You can't do that with people you can't
do that with obviously. But I would say I talk
to Amy the most on the show when we're talking
about things. Amy's my go to to have a conversation
with and I think just because of the amount of
time and how close we are, and sometimes do I
(16:23):
pick on her a little too much? Probably does she
pick on me sometimes too much? Yeah, but that's just
a natural ebb and flow of being with friends. But
probably you would hear that because we probably talk more
amongst each other than anybody else.
Speaker 7 (16:36):
Yeah, I mean I now I have I like when
we're in a good flow where everybody can kind of
poke at each other and it's fun and it's you know,
it makes it more fun for us, and like we
really are just close sitting around. I think there's times
where I've been more sensitive and then it's made it
not fun and I'm not in that mode right now.
Speaker 5 (16:58):
So yeah, and usually in fun of me, the conversations
like hey, he's up not doing too good, and I'm like, cool,
let's not pick on.
Speaker 6 (17:04):
Today, or if I don't give a heads up.
Speaker 7 (17:06):
I mean, honestly, there's some times where you had to
come to me and like what's going on and I'm like,
I don't know. But you've been like, hey, you don't
seem like yourself, or just like just let me know,
and I'm like, okay, I'll try to let you know.
I haven't felt I haven't felt picked on though, just
I think there have been times. But I wonder if
my attitude was different towards it. So the energy and
(17:28):
the vibe was weird and listeners maybe picked up on.
Speaker 4 (17:30):
That, Daniel, you're picking up her energy.
Speaker 7 (17:32):
But right now, Dane, I would love for the vibe
and the energy to be like, oh, Amy's just having
they're all having fun together and she's she's fine.
Speaker 5 (17:40):
We feel like we can so we do, and sometimes
we can do a little too much. I feel picked
on all the time, but not in a bad way.
You guys give me crap all the time that's not
supposed to be though that's what friends do.
Speaker 9 (17:51):
Yeah, I know when I go home and cry, I'll
tell you guys, I'll just go home and cry and
then I come back the next day reloaded. Yeah, Daniel,
I can you that any picking is done at least
with the idea of it's free for all. And over
the years, have there been situations where somebody's probably said something,
We always said something, probably alone.
Speaker 5 (18:13):
It's usually handled after the show where someone's like, ooh.
Either I go to somebody like, hey, are you okay?
Well Bat, we'll stay away from that, or they'll just
be like I just wasn't in the mood today. But
other than that, if it wasn't an environment where we
could do it freely, they just they me included, we
just won't have the environment exist on the show, you.
Speaker 4 (18:34):
Know, I do.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (18:38):
I don't think you're not blind her death or anything.
Speaker 3 (18:40):
You're good, Okay. I just wanted to finally say, I've
been listening to this show for a long time. And
my wife passed away at forty years or seventh shop.
We were married forty years. She passed away seven years ago,
and her favorite person on your show was Lunchbox.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
Hey, you married a smart woman.
Speaker 3 (18:59):
Man, and my favorite is Amy.
Speaker 4 (19:04):
Here. I am sitting over here with my thumbma butt.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
Yeah, you have a dog that likes Bobby or something.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
My dog actually likes you too. Lunchbox, Daniel, you're.
Speaker 4 (19:15):
Picking on me right now.
Speaker 6 (19:16):
No, he's not.
Speaker 4 (19:17):
No, I'm not gonna have it. I'm having negative.
Speaker 5 (19:20):
You're gonna have a little talk after the show, and
I'll be like, Daniel, you're not having a good day today, Daniel.
Speaker 3 (19:26):
I am having a good day, and you are my favorite. Bobby.
Hobby Bobby. Oh, this is Hobby, Bobby, Lobby Bobby. I'll
be Lobby Bobby Daniel.
Speaker 4 (19:34):
I'm totally kidding.
Speaker 5 (19:35):
Everybody has different people they relate to on the show,
and that's why it exists.
Speaker 4 (19:38):
That's why everybody's so different.
Speaker 5 (19:39):
But I appreciate you calling and asking that question, because
if I go to my DMS ever, it's why do
you pick on Lunchbox all the time? The next one,
why do you pick on Amy all the time? The
next one? Why is everybody picking on you all the time?
And the answer is we have the freedom to do
that ninety five percent of the time on this show,
and people that yes, oh yeah, my damn, I hate
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my dms.
Speaker 6 (20:01):
Why do you go there?
Speaker 5 (20:01):
I wish that I had a fist I could send
up through my phone to their phone and punch people
in the face when I get because sometimes I want
to know how people feel when I'm not asking.
Speaker 4 (20:11):
But I wish there was a button. I much.
Speaker 5 (20:13):
I had five a month, and I can only use
five of them. But if I push that button to
whomever sent a DM. This means for no reason it
would it would just come out of their phone and
punch them in the face. And only had five, I
would take those five. I'll probably use them all day
one and then for like thirty more days, I'm like,
wellsh I had more punches. My dms are a cesspool.
All right, thank you, Daniel. Hope you have a good day, buddy.
Speaker 3 (20:36):
You two guys. I just love your show all the
way around. You guys, have a great day.
Speaker 5 (20:39):
Hey, hey, Daniel, of all the callers today and all
my favorites, you're not mine.
Speaker 3 (20:46):
Okay, I love it. Ok.
Speaker 6 (20:48):
Sorry, sorry about your wife.
Speaker 4 (20:51):
Yeah we all are. That was seven years ago. I
mean yeah still, yeah, we can't all be sorry.
Speaker 6 (20:55):
Doesn't go away, No, just gets a little lighter.
Speaker 5 (20:59):
It doesn't go Sometimes they hit you back, like in
the nowhere again. Like I'll say something about my mom
and I'm just like, or something reminds me of my mom,
like a commercial and I don't get that sad anymore.
My mom daverages in her forties years ago, and I'm like,
I'm just not I'm fine. I'll talk about it. Sometimes
it might make me a little emotional, but I can
back away from it. I and go ooh, feel an emotion,
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take a step back. But then sometimes like a commercial
will come on or somebody that looks like my mom.
Speaker 4 (21:24):
We got a painting at the house.
Speaker 5 (21:26):
Then we bought it like one of these like it's
not a yard cell, but it's like an old antique store.
Speaker 4 (21:31):
But everybody has like a little spot in it. You
can just buy a spot.
Speaker 6 (21:35):
Oh, like a flea market type.
Speaker 4 (21:36):
Yeah, but it's flea markets. I go and people are there.
Speaker 5 (21:39):
This is like an antique store where people you put
all your crap and some of it is crap.
Speaker 6 (21:43):
Oh, it's your section.
Speaker 4 (21:44):
You have a section. It's like two. Yeah, that's exactly
what it is.
Speaker 6 (21:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (21:51):
And my wife was like, oh, let's get this whole painting.
It looks just like my mom.
Speaker 4 (21:56):
Just like my mom or do you have it hung? Yeah,
it's in the living room. Like, no, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (22:03):
I don't spend much time looking at it, but when
sometimes when I do, I'm like, wow, that's like my
mom and it make sure Daniel all kidding aside, we
really appreciate you listening for so long.
Speaker 3 (22:11):
Man, you're the greatest show on the on the radio.
Speaker 4 (22:16):
Thanks man, hope you have a good day.
Speaker 3 (22:19):
You two guys. Bye bye.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
All right, there you go.
Speaker 4 (22:23):
Oh Danny Boy's single.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
Are you?
Speaker 4 (22:27):
What's happening to you? What's happening with you?
Speaker 1 (22:31):
I'm sorry about your wife.
Speaker 4 (22:32):
You're sick seven years.
Speaker 5 (22:35):
I hear you, But I mean you pivoted that talking
about my mom dying and the painting that reminds me
of her.
Speaker 8 (22:40):
You're asking for a gets I don't.
Speaker 6 (22:45):
I'm not on dinner, Okay, not yet. You can't act
people on Tinder.
Speaker 3 (22:48):
You know.
Speaker 4 (22:49):
It was a joe. It's literally a joke.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
Oh, you don't have like you don't know how tender work.
Speaker 5 (22:55):
Yesterday on the show, we had on Hailey Welch, who's
also known as Hawk to a Girl. She got very
famous on TikTok and man, people were just they were upset,
and they were like, I've never seen the show, stoop
so low.
Speaker 4 (23:08):
I've never seen you guys, And.
Speaker 5 (23:10):
I'm like, what are you smoking first of all, and
they're like, well, she's gonna be not famous in two weeks.
Speaker 4 (23:19):
So I guess all my issues were one.
Speaker 5 (23:21):
She never tried to be famous, Like, it was never
her intention to be famous.
Speaker 4 (23:25):
She never went out.
Speaker 5 (23:25):
I was like, I'm gonna say some crazy stuff and
then I'm gonna go viral, and then I'm gonna make
a lot of money and I'm gonna do appearances and
people are gonna say I'm stupid for making money. That
was never her plan. She was working at a spring factory.
She's twenty one. She made a joke cocktu U's been
on a thing like we didna make stupid jokes all
the time.
Speaker 4 (23:42):
This just happens to be an age where everythings recorded.
Speaker 5 (23:44):
But she had no intention of trying to be famous,
and people are like, she needs to stop being famous.
She never wanted to be famous, and like they would
to take advantage and make She'll probably make a million
bucks or so from this.
Speaker 4 (23:55):
Incredible I would think all said.
Speaker 5 (23:57):
And done, And so I talked about that and people
were like, you know, you never stoop lower.
Speaker 4 (24:02):
I'm like, have you listened to the show We stoop
Blower like once a week?
Speaker 5 (24:05):
And then they were like, I can't believe you put
on something so unfamily friendly. There was nothing unfamily friendly
about it. We didn't go let me explain the origin
of hawk to a spit on that thing and the
many ways it can be done. Nothing like that happened
to me. I'm so interested in people that go viral.
I want to know did they, like, when did they
(24:26):
see it start to happen? Are they like, wow, people
are watching this. It wasn't even her video that she made, right,
She randomly was on one like when do people start
calling you?
Speaker 4 (24:33):
How did you get an agent?
Speaker 5 (24:35):
Because asked her that and she was like, well, like
somebody knew a lawyer in my hometown, and a lawyer
like called Nashville and got somebody here to help. And
then she didn't even when she went viral, she didn't
want to be famous. She like hid forever until people
started making money off her name. And the fact that
people get so upset at her she didn't do anything.
Twenty one year old kid, that's like, if this is
(24:55):
going to exist, I might as well make money off
of it, and I support I'm rooting for, But people
were just awful online. I do to be fair, I
do want to say not everyone was. And I did
a big I did an Instagram. I was just so
irritated about last night. Play this voice Meil Ray.
Speaker 3 (25:13):
Hey, Bobby, shout out to you as a whole show.
The way you handled the Haley interview. I mean, this
is just a young girl.
Speaker 7 (25:21):
I mean she is just a child, and I think
you guys handled it so well, so respectfully, so good job, y'all.
Speaker 4 (25:28):
Thank you.
Speaker 5 (25:28):
And often get accused of only playing the negative stuff
because that's what really triggers me. But I appreciate you
saying that because I just wanted to give her some advice.
It's not the same. But well, first of all, I'm
so curious about people going viral. Even Mason Ramsey was
in a couple weeks ago. That kid was singing at
a Walmart, not trying to get famous.
Speaker 6 (25:46):
It's a kid, very cool, very very very family friendly.
Speaker 5 (25:49):
Yes, and then he he was in and I didn't
have him men because I'm like, I'm such a fan
of your art. Although his new songs pretty good on
the Twister soundtrack. I'm just curious about his life since
he went super viral. Like, to me, that's interesting just
to kind of hear all the factors that you're dealing
with now in your life because something that you had
no control happened.
Speaker 4 (26:10):
And some of them can be good, some of them
can be terrible. Yeah, but people are stupid. Do you
ever think about that? I think stupid people are sometimes. Yeah,
they're just stupid.
Speaker 5 (26:19):
There's like a select group of our audience, like fifteen
percent of them that are dumb as a rock.
Speaker 7 (26:23):
Oh yeah, I don't know that I put I just
am like, I guess I wonder what's up with them
that they feel like if they need to comment on
it or make a big deal of something like just
move on, or I just feel when things impact my day,
Like I see things online and people say stupid stuff
all the time that I'm like, gosh, I just that's
so weird and swipe next or turn off, don't listen
(26:44):
to it, move on, circle back.
Speaker 5 (26:46):
It's only like fifteen percent. But yeah, we have a
threshold of our audience like fifteen percent that are as
stupid as you could possibly be. Also having a job. Oh,
they are eighty five percent rock and roll. We love
you guys, Okay, we wouldn't be here without you fifteen
percent kicker rocks Man.
Speaker 7 (27:07):
Yeah, it just seems like a waste of time to
be so negative.
Speaker 5 (27:11):
It's like people that choose to be offended. You choose
to be offended, not you, anybody. Because you can have
something that you don't like, you can move away from it.
You can have something that you know, You're like, Man,
if I keep watching this, I'm gonna continue to stay triggered.
You can can You choose to be offended. That's something
you put on yourself. Things exist everywhere that if you've
(27:32):
sought it out, you're gonna see it, find it, be
offended by it.
Speaker 4 (27:35):
You choose to be offended by anything.
Speaker 6 (27:37):
You know what. My son loves to tell me now
certain things.
Speaker 7 (27:39):
He's like, Mom, that sounds like a you problem. And
I'm like, you know what, buddy, You're right, And so
I feel like that's applicable here of like for a
lot of those people, it's like, sounds like a you problem.
Speaker 5 (27:51):
So anyway, shout out to it, Hayley, I'm rooting for.
I hope she figures it out and has a nice
career up. She figures out what she's good at and
is able to turn this into that.
Speaker 6 (28:00):
Yeah, she's really sweet.
Speaker 5 (28:01):
And the fifteen percent of our audience that are dumb
as rocks, I would say, we don't care about you.
But you know how to turn the radio off. You
just look at it and go own and how to
turn it off. Eighty five percent, we're all good.
Speaker 6 (28:09):
Okay. I'm sure they could figure.
Speaker 4 (28:12):
Out how to do Bobby in the room with me
right now. No, I'm on a radio.
Speaker 6 (28:16):
Yeah. I actually think they're looking for something to pick on.
Speaker 5 (28:20):
They're gonna pick on a twenty one year old girl, yeah,
who did not choose to be famous.
Speaker 6 (28:24):
Yeah, and probably ten other other things they picked on.
Speaker 4 (28:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (28:27):
And I'm sure they have all these people in their
life they think are cool. They probably got famous for
some stupid too, and then turned it into something.
Speaker 4 (28:32):
Anyway.
Speaker 5 (28:33):
I've just been told it's sixteen percent of audience. Oh,
we grew percentage, but eighty four percent we love you guys.
You guys are awesome. Bobby Bone Showdry up today.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
This story comes us from Ohio. Hey man went through
the Burger King drive through, ordered his meal, pulled up
in the window and tried to pay with an eight
dollars coupon, and the employee was like, sorry, sir, that
coupon doesn't apply to what you order, and he goes,
I'll come inside and we'll talk about this. So he
went inside, shoved the cashier out of the way, stole
the cashier's phone and all the money out of the drawer.
Speaker 4 (29:06):
He went inside and talked about that. Yeah, was he
eight dollar cupon? Even legit?
Speaker 1 (29:10):
I was a legit cube on. But he didn't order
the right thing.
Speaker 5 (29:13):
He was really just trying to order food, and then
he elevated it in his mind because they irritated him. Yes,
he wasn't gonna rob them, and until they didn't take
his scupon.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
Correct, he was just gonna get the food. And then
he drove off and his car. Only problem is they
just wrote down the license plate.
Speaker 4 (29:25):
Yeah, yeah, okay, I'm lunchbox.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
That's your bonehead story of the day.
Speaker 5 (29:30):
Unexpected signs that you are in love Number one, You
actually want.
Speaker 4 (29:35):
To hear about their day?
Speaker 6 (29:37):
Oh yeah, I'm flying up, lunchbox.
Speaker 5 (29:40):
He geting married as long as you have. Do you
actually want to hear about your wife's day or is
it just a habit now that you ask, so she
feels like you're investing time to care.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
I'll be honest, I don't really ask about her day.
I asked, how are the kids today? And she tells
me that, and then I'm like, okay, cool. I don't
really ask about, oh, how was your day? Like what
did you do? How was this? It's more about how
are the kids this morning?
Speaker 4 (30:04):
Interesting because that is a direct impact on her day.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
Right, I just well, I think maybe I'm more interested
in how the kids.
Speaker 4 (30:11):
Were, so you just really you just had more some
kids not not.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
Man, I'm sounding bad, but yes, it's also a direct
what did you say? Correlation? Like if they were crazy
and hard to deal with, then her day was probably
hard and you know, annoying. If they were easy, then
she's probably in a good mood.
Speaker 5 (30:28):
I'll ask my wife every day, hey, how's your day,
mostly because there's always like some sort of surprise in
there and she's like, oh I did this, And if
I don't ask, I don't know until like three weeks
later and I'm like, you went and did that?
Speaker 4 (30:39):
You want to hang out with that? How did you
know them?
Speaker 5 (30:41):
It's like some new friends she's met or something and
she's like, yeah, so mostly I'm just trying to like
figure out.
Speaker 6 (30:47):
Why are neither one of y'all like, yeah, yeah, I care.
Speaker 4 (30:50):
Well, I do care, but I'm asking because I need
to know. Oh okay, because then I'll get hit.
Speaker 5 (30:55):
Listen, she asked about my day, but she knows it's
the same crap most of the time.
Speaker 4 (30:59):
How's your day? Day?
Speaker 5 (31:00):
Woke up way too early, went in, talked about a
bunch of stuff that probably a lot of people don't
care about, tried to entertain people, came home exactly. You
know what, every once in a while there should be
a thing like if you have something different about your
day when you go home, you ring a bell?
Speaker 4 (31:14):
Oh you rang the bell? What's up? What's your new
thing for the day.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
What did you need to talk about? What what happened that
is special today?
Speaker 4 (31:20):
Yeah, that's a special bell.
Speaker 5 (31:21):
No, you need a special bell that you can ring,
so you know something special happened.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
Because literally she asked me, how's work? That's fine, Yeah,
it's fine, there you go, how's my day?
Speaker 5 (31:31):
What I have found, though, is if I ask a
more specific question instead of like how's work or like
how was your day, it was like, hey, what did
you do around lunchtime today? It's just something then she
has to answer, there's no, that's.
Speaker 6 (31:43):
What you have to do with kids.
Speaker 7 (31:44):
Yeah, you'll get a better conversation out of them instead
of just saying, oh, how was school, It's more of
start asking very detailed questions what did you eat for
lunch today exactly?
Speaker 6 (31:54):
And like who did you sit by? And get more into.
Speaker 5 (31:58):
The weeds with it, because we'll get to have it
and yeah, no in any way, that's you're not being
mean or anything.
Speaker 4 (32:03):
It's like, what's fine? Number two?
Speaker 5 (32:05):
You want to share good news with them first? Yeah,
ninety five percent of the time.
Speaker 4 (32:10):
That's correct.
Speaker 6 (32:11):
Yeah, it's like the first person you want to call ninety.
Speaker 4 (32:13):
Five percent of the time.
Speaker 5 (32:14):
She doesn't really care about my athletic achievements though when
I do it nowadays.
Speaker 4 (32:17):
So is that that that's the five percent?
Speaker 6 (32:20):
Or it's like who do you call for that?
Speaker 4 (32:22):
Like?
Speaker 6 (32:22):
Who who's excited for you?
Speaker 4 (32:24):
Her dad?
Speaker 5 (32:25):
Okay, like whenever I want MVP at that celebrity game,
or we had a softball playoff game last week, or
when I signed out for the Arkansas camp I text
her dad and I'm like, we'll go and she's like,
that's she's like, you're gonna hurt yourself. I think she
knows what's coming. I'll be in crutches sometime soon. But
ninety five percent yes, unless it's like my older man
(32:49):
sports achievements, which are are just ridiculous. Anyway, you're comfortable
doing nothing together?
Speaker 4 (32:54):
Oh yeah, yeah, nothing. I mean we'll watch shows.
Speaker 7 (32:58):
That's something, right, Yeah, that's I think even in friendships.
Speaker 6 (33:02):
Is this for couples? Do you say, yeah, okay?
Speaker 7 (33:04):
But I think even in friendships, Like, it's awesome when
you have a friend that you can sort of do
nothing with too.
Speaker 5 (33:09):
You want to make their life easier in small ways. Yeah,
I'm gonna tell you why, because it makes my life easier.
It's a very selfish way. But if I can make
her life easier, it makes my life easier. It's really Yeah,
if I'm making her life easier, she's looking for ways
to make my life easier.
Speaker 4 (33:23):
Like it's like I'm investing.
Speaker 5 (33:25):
It's weird what a relationship is. Who knew that if
like you cared about the other person, you got it back.
Speaker 3 (33:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
It's like if I take out the trash, he'll do
the dishes.
Speaker 4 (33:33):
There, there you go.
Speaker 6 (33:33):
That's a working Yeah.
Speaker 7 (33:35):
Yeah, I think it's deeper than that too, lunchbox.
Speaker 5 (33:38):
You start adopting their expressions or habits. Yeah, I steal
all my man residents from my wife. She's funnier than
I am, though.
Speaker 4 (33:44):
And oh yeah, so annoying.
Speaker 7 (33:45):
You come in here with so annoying. I hate different
lingo that younger people.
Speaker 4 (33:49):
She's also younger.
Speaker 5 (33:51):
Yes, yeah, I would say, even like some of her
funny things she says all the time that has nothing
to do with language.
Speaker 4 (33:56):
I'm like, that's pretty funny. I think I'll steal that.
She's like, don't, so I stop stealing mytuf I'm like.
Speaker 5 (34:01):
Where are you going to use it? You have no
interest in using it public? Like, She's like, I didn't.
Speaker 4 (34:04):
I don't say it to be public. And I'm like,
but then look at it, it's going to waste. She's like,
what do you mean waste? I'm like, I could use it.
That's our constant conversation.
Speaker 5 (34:12):
And then finally you're willing to try things they like,
even if it's not your usual cup of tea. Oh
you do that all the time, mostly mine? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I do mostly mine.
Speaker 6 (34:22):
Is like, but she's getting you to actually live.
Speaker 5 (34:25):
Mine's like going places or yeah, period locally or not locally,
going on a walk, going to a store, making me
go to the grocery store.
Speaker 4 (34:36):
I don't like that stuff, but I do it.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
Man, I want to sacrifice go in the grocery store.
Don't do it forever. Respect No, I do forever, and
I still don't do it that often. But like I
hate the grocery store, why don't want to go to
I go to the gas station. Anything that I need
I can get at the gas.
Speaker 5 (34:50):
Station, or I can get by by uber eats. But
that's single guy talking. But I will go to the
grocery store.
Speaker 4 (34:57):
But there you go.
Speaker 5 (34:57):
Signs that you're in love, I think son signs that
you love somebody more than in love, because some people
will say that in love is that early feeling when
you have those irrational but beautiful butterflies, and those are
fun and exciting, but those go away.
Speaker 4 (35:14):
But something better kind of supplants it.
Speaker 6 (35:18):
Yes, you would say after if done right, four you're married,
three together? Four like you still? I mean, I think
that's good.
Speaker 5 (35:25):
She's I still don't leave the door. I want to
go to the bathroom. I don't even want to be
around me on one?
Speaker 4 (35:28):
Is that on the list, But I'm just saying it
should be.
Speaker 5 (35:30):
We've been together four years. I don't want her to
hear me go to the bathroom. She has no bathroom issues,
Like she's healthy, like in tune with her health, her body, everything.
She has no problem me. I don't even want you
to hear me pee yeah, because I don't want you
to be I don't want there to be a one
percent chance you're less attracted to me, because I'm I'm
lucky as it is that she's attracted to me. So
(35:50):
I don't want to do anything that you think could
be unattractive, Like you have to hear me go to.
Speaker 4 (35:54):
The bathroom, So what do you have to do? Go
to another one? Oh? Okay, all the way, espcially if
it's not number one. I don't want to hear anything.
And she's like, I don't care. I've heard it. She's
like a hare it in your sleep, and I'm like, no,
you don't, it's a lie. I prove it. Oh no, no,
I don't.
Speaker 5 (36:13):
I just don't need to risk that her being any
less attractive to me, Like I already got lucky.
Speaker 2 (36:17):
On that part.
Speaker 6 (36:17):
I think that you're good in the apartment.
Speaker 4 (36:19):
I always think you're still.
Speaker 6 (36:20):
Wearing your seatpap machine and she still loves you.
Speaker 5 (36:24):
A seapap is probably like a sixty percent. It just
depends on how much sleep I think I'm gonna be
able to get.
Speaker 4 (36:29):
That's strategic.
Speaker 6 (36:30):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (36:31):
My mouth, my mouth and nose thing.
Speaker 5 (36:33):
Even though I've changed pieces like three times, it never
fits exactly right. Like I think you have a weird
I think I have weird nose holes, and I think
they are different sizes.
Speaker 6 (36:43):
We can't be the only person with that issue.
Speaker 5 (36:45):
So like six different mouth and nose grips, and I
wear it about sixty percent of the time and I
travel a lot, so don't take it with me. But
my nose holes are a different holes. My holes are
different sizes. Okay, We're done, goodbye everybody. The Bobby Bone
Steam song written produce sang By read Yardberry. You can
find his instagram at Reidyarberry dot com. Scooba Steve executive producer,
(37:09):
Ray Mundo, head of Production. I'm Bobby Bones. My instagram
is mister Bobby Bones. Thanks for listening to the podcast.
Wake Up, Wake Up in the mall, and.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
It's on the radio, and the Dodgers keeps on time already, Lunchbox,
more get too good. Steve Bread at it trying to put.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
You through Fox.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
He's running this week's next bit.
Speaker 4 (00:19):
The Bobby's on the box, so you know what this
the Bobby ball.
Speaker 5 (00:29):
I'm going to tell you now how to take the
perfect nap, how to fall asleep easier, how long you
should nap, and when you should nap.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
I struggle with this.
Speaker 5 (00:40):
If I take a nap, I need that nap to
be like two hours because I don't know any other way,
and I get weird sleeping if I have to get
a nap, like I need to fall out, if I
want to up like twenty five minutes, I'm like, oh,
I look like Sloth room Goonies, and I look in
the mirror and I feel like Sloth from Goonies when
I look.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
In the mirror.
Speaker 6 (00:55):
Yeah, but two hours is for sure too long.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
Right, Yeah, that's Lunchbox.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
No, No, it's perfect.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
What is your perfect nap? As long as you can go?
Speaker 5 (01:04):
What's the longest nap you can take before it turns
into I just went to bed?
Speaker 1 (01:09):
I mean his bed is nighttime. So a nap is
during the day. It doesn't matter how long it is,
as long as it's during the day. What's a good
nap for you? Like good on the on the end
of like longer two two and a half hours?
Speaker 5 (01:21):
Can you do three? I can do three if I
need two. Yeah, I don't know if I can sleep
for three. But they say twenty minutes is optimal. Huh
twenty minutes and then you feel.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
Like I fell asleep.
Speaker 6 (01:31):
Yeah, but I think that's exactly what your body needs.
So how do we do it?
Speaker 5 (01:34):
I'm gonna do this store anymore because this is their
full of crap. Twenty minutes is not worked for me.
Speaker 7 (01:39):
Well, I'm gonna I saw this whole thing about how
as we age we really look forward to things like naps,
and I'm gonna start working them into my schedule.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
Okay, here we go. Not good for you if you're
going to calendar that that.
Speaker 5 (01:51):
I could never calendar a nap because I would just
be like, all, right, time we get to the nap, Oh,
I have thirty minutes left before the NAP's over. I
do that anyway. When I go to bed, I count
the hours. Okay, I fall asleep right now. This is
every night of my life. If I fall asleep right now,
I'm going to get this much sleep. And then I
do that a couple times and then I'm like, ah,
screw it, let me get up and eat some cereal.
Speaker 6 (02:07):
Okay, well this sweetlyast. Now you're gonna get twenty minutes.
Speaker 5 (02:09):
And how you keep it short twenty minutes is optimal.
Do not sleep in your bed if you want a
nap that is going to be effective, not long. And
you still want to sleep at night, because if you're
in your bed sleeping all the time, your body starts
to go, oh, I'm in the bed, it's nighttime. I
go to sleep. It's like watching TV in the bed.
They say, don't do that. Don't eat in the bed,
although it's my favorite place to do all that.
Speaker 6 (02:31):
So like a chair, a couch, couch, they.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
Say, you can take a nap on a couch.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Great.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
Pick the right time of day.
Speaker 5 (02:37):
The best time for most people, if you can, is
between one and three because it's the exact opposite of
when you should sleep or where the sun is. So
if you can get a twenty minute nap and the
sun's in an opposite place. Not only that, they say
it used to be like back in I don't know
the thirteen hundreds count sheep. But the reason they would
say count sheep is to take your mind off of
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what your mind is on that keeps you from going
to sleep. But they do say, just counting and focus
on the numbers, seeing the numbers in your head for
as long as you possibly can. It's a bit of
what they say meditation is. So meditation is well, I'm
terrible at it, but meditation as you can say, like
your phrase over and over again, just so you're focused
(03:18):
on that phrase, and it's not even so much about
the phrase, it's about that.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
That's all your focus is on.
Speaker 5 (03:23):
So all the outside parts of the world are trying
not to like beat into the dor mug.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
You, yeah, feel all your stuff.
Speaker 7 (03:30):
When I'm meditating, I picture myself above myself looking down
at me a girl.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
It's weird, I know.
Speaker 7 (03:36):
You visualize that far and then when other thoughts come in,
I recognize them and then let them go.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
It's hard. You got to fight them off.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
They say, if you can just count one, but you
see the number two, and you see the number, that means.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
You're thinking about it.
Speaker 5 (03:48):
You're focusing, but you're also focusing so much that you
see it and eventually everything else.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
Amy fell asleep. We lost her. She got to four
and fussed out.
Speaker 6 (03:55):
Yeah, yeah, take okay, can you tell it?
Speaker 5 (03:57):
So those are the conditions they say that makes the
best nap, if you're gonna take one without affecting your
sleep at night as well.
Speaker 7 (04:03):
Let's it be on a couch any one between one
and three and count visualizing the numbers.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
Seeing the number.
Speaker 5 (04:09):
Yeah, in about twenty to thirty minutes, boom, Now your
life's gonna be so much better.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
You're welcome, I know.
Speaker 6 (04:14):
But a lot of people that at work from one
to three.
Speaker 8 (04:15):
So true, they mins to do it. Do it on
the couch at work exactly, the preak groom. Go in
your car. Cars tough, you know what, but some people
do it.
Speaker 5 (04:26):
There are a couple of sleeps that are a plus,
even though they don't always feel a plus. One of
those sleeps is passenger side. You're driving, the sun's on
your feed are up on the dashboard, the sun's coming
to the window, it's a little hot, little sunny, and
you just fall asleep in that chair as the car's driving. Great,
it's like that. That like summary nap. That's a good one.
And that one like after you've been like on vacation,
(04:47):
like at the lake all day. Some people go to
the beach. I'm late guy, and like you're like a
little sunburned, and like you go back and you're like
ah and you fall asleep right there, like all sunburned,
and you wake up you don't know what hour it is.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
That's a pretty good nap. Yeah, that's a good nap too.
Speaker 6 (05:02):
A boat nap. I like to sleep on a boat.
Speaker 4 (05:04):
I get motion sick.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Oh sleep on a boat.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (05:08):
Oh well, I mean I can have a towel all
the way over me, even my face.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
That's cool.
Speaker 6 (05:13):
Hey, yeah, that's I'm a real good time on a boat.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
Hey.
Speaker 5 (05:19):
Same, because I have to lay on my back just
to be able to make it on a trip because
I get so sick.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
Time for the New Bobby's Stories.
Speaker 5 (05:29):
US medal count is at thirty. We're pretty much leading
everybody in the medals. France is at two with twenty six,
but we only have five golds and that is seventh overall.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
China has ten. I'm holding holding that hope we don't
win gold. We don't win give it all the metals back.
Speaker 6 (05:45):
It's not true.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
But if we don't leading golds, give everything back.
Speaker 6 (05:48):
Well you have.
Speaker 7 (05:49):
Said, as long as we've really been bad at something
for decades, only a couple and we went to bronze,
then you're okay with it.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
You heard me wrong.
Speaker 5 (05:56):
That was only for rugby, infan rugby, and men's gymnastics.
All the metals yesterday were won by women. Katie Lidecki crushed.
You couldn't even see the second place swimmer in the
picture of the script when she was swimming year one.
You couldn't see it on the full zoom out. You
couldn't see the second place person. So yeah, pretty good
USA basketball one. They beat South Sudan, which, by the way,
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South Sudan they didn't even have indoor courts in their country.
We played an exhibition game against them and we barely
beat them. We beat them yesterday, We didn't cover. We
beat them pretty bad.
Speaker 7 (06:28):
When you're watching it, do they do little highlights on
the teams and what their life is like or how
do you know that?
Speaker 6 (06:34):
Like they don't have courts.
Speaker 5 (06:35):
I watched the interviews after the last game when they
played us really close, and they were just pumped. They
played US close, and they were like, it's really cool
because we don't even have indoor courts in our country,
which is pretty cool. So I root for them except
for US. I want to kill them. We play them
like take your head and stop their skull. However, I
want them to actually do really well outside of that
because that will be cool. Yeah, coach, like South student,
Let's go South Sudan, except when you play US. Squid
(06:56):
Game Season two, December twenty sixth. I'm not a fan
of shows that aren't in English. Say what you will
about me. It's hard for me to watch a show
where I gotta read the words the whole time. That
being said, I don't hear well, so all the English
shows I also read the words the whole time. And
then I don't like it when they put the English
(07:16):
versions over the mouth because it doesn't match. It looks
like those old Kung Fu movies. But Bruce Lee, it's
just off. That being said, Squid Game was so good.
It's in my top five favorite shows of all time.
It's it was so good. So it's coming back December
twenty sixth, and they're only going to do one more
season after that, Boom, which.
Speaker 6 (07:36):
One of those shows never could get into. I tried season.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
You didn't try hard one I tried.
Speaker 5 (07:40):
You didn't put the effort in. No bronze medal vocals.
Were you like doing stuff? You could have won a goal,
but you got a bronze.
Speaker 6 (07:47):
It's true. It's one I can't multitask on.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
That is that because you have to read the words.
Speaker 5 (07:53):
A Canadian woman comes home to find strangers in her
pool after the Yeah, this is crazy, after the tenant
rented out for thirty five bucks.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
Now listen to this.
Speaker 5 (08:01):
The homeowner was stunned when she arrived home to find
a family using her private swimming pool. She pulled up
outside her home to discover people in there having a
good time. They told her they had rented the poll
out for thirty five bucks an hour using the app
swim ply. The pool had been listed by a former
tenant who moved out of the property in twenty twenty two.
Speaker 7 (08:22):
Yeah, it like didn't take the listing down and so
then the family they think they're there well within reasons.
Speaker 4 (08:27):
So when she ye, they're not doing anything wrong.
Speaker 7 (08:29):
I know when she did call the police and they're like, well,
there's nothing we can do because they weren't really trust
un know, they put.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
On the app like they did everything legal. And that's
so cool that you can just rent a swimming pool
for the date. You can do that here in Nashville.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
I feel like if.
Speaker 5 (08:43):
A lot of people rented out their pools, people would
rent the pool only to go and like look in
the house.
Speaker 4 (08:47):
In case the house, That's what I'll be worried about.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
That's a good point because.
Speaker 4 (08:51):
Then you have access to seeing through the back windows.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Well, I thought popped in my heads, man, we need
to wring your pool out.
Speaker 7 (08:57):
I mean it could be an extra way to make yeah,
some money, and people do that and then through other
apps they can rent out different parts of their yard
for dogs.
Speaker 4 (09:05):
N D TV with that story to do what poop
or play run around?
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Run around because maybe you live in apartment.
Speaker 4 (09:12):
We have to catch Eller's poop.
Speaker 5 (09:13):
I've been to catch it, yeah, I mean like find
it because and she runs into the woods in her
property and like we're trying to find her poop because
we need to get to Josie.
Speaker 4 (09:21):
Oh.
Speaker 6 (09:22):
I thought, I was like, why are you worried about
the one?
Speaker 4 (09:24):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (09:24):
No?
Speaker 5 (09:25):
Not picking it up to like for ye had a sample,
and I'm like, I'll follow it around and she looks
at me like why are you following me?
Speaker 4 (09:32):
Like when you're just letting me out? And then I'll
try to look the other.
Speaker 6 (09:35):
Way, like here.
Speaker 5 (09:37):
Poo, I'm trying to watch her bh, And then it'll
flinch a little bit, it'll clench a little bit and
I'll be like, here we go, and then no she did.
Speaker 4 (09:44):
It doesn't work and nothing.
Speaker 5 (09:46):
But that's the mission right now, Operation find Oller's poop, okay,
And then if I find some randomly, I don't even
know whose it is, Stanley's Eller's mind.
Speaker 4 (09:53):
Who knows in the yard, probably not yours.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
You never know?
Speaker 6 (09:58):
Have you ever done that? Okay?
Speaker 5 (10:00):
I don't so, but sometimes when I'm peeing in the backyard,
because I'll go out and he with Stanley, And but
then I'll be on the cameras mm, yeah, because we
have security cameras.
Speaker 6 (10:09):
You don't want to get filmed doing that.
Speaker 5 (10:10):
Well, I always made it. I made a deal with
myself very a long time ago. I was never gonna
put my wiener on camera.
Speaker 4 (10:15):
And here I am. I did my first nude scene accidentally.
Speaker 5 (10:21):
Friends McDonald's employee allegedly poores expired milk into uh shake machine.
This is from the New York Post. By the way,
this is not all McDonald's. This is one story. Love
McDonald love McDonald's fries. Just want to say that up front.
McDonald's customers are like going, wait what because there was
an employee allegedly not a good one, allegedly dumping expired
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milk into a milkshake machine.
Speaker 4 (10:45):
They posted the vodeo the video.
Speaker 5 (10:47):
The general manager instructed them to use the expired dairy
product to save money, and they wrote one of those
povs like they're doing it, Like POV when your GM
tells you to put the expired milk and the milkshake machine.
He trying to kill somebody. Yeah, and the milk was like,
it's like glumpy. The only time in the past couple
(11:07):
of years that I've seen Jesus with my own eyes
was when I drank that expired almond milk.
Speaker 6 (11:13):
Because of how sick you got.
Speaker 4 (11:14):
Yeah, I saw him. He was like, hey, man, you're
not long for this life if this gets any worse.
I was so sick and.
Speaker 5 (11:24):
I was in the bathtub like summoning spirits, hands up
on the side, going.
Speaker 6 (11:29):
With water or no water. You're just in the bathtub.
Speaker 4 (11:32):
But I got in at first with no water.
Speaker 5 (11:34):
But my wife was very lovely, got out of bed,
woke up at two in the morning, and like started
to take care of me.
Speaker 6 (11:40):
She drew you a bath.
Speaker 4 (11:41):
Why do you guys say, draw bad little It's just
a little house in the prairie.
Speaker 6 (11:46):
Draw I do.
Speaker 4 (11:49):
I'm gonna draw you a bath.
Speaker 8 (11:50):
Yeah, contacted, what I'm talking about.
Speaker 6 (11:57):
I mean, it's the only time I say the same thing.
Speaker 4 (12:00):
I'm like, what are you drawing?
Speaker 6 (12:00):
Because that's what it's called.
Speaker 4 (12:02):
Who says drawing anything?
Speaker 6 (12:04):
Look at the origin of it.
Speaker 7 (12:05):
I don't know, but we clearly grew up saying Okay,
I'm gonna draw you a bath.
Speaker 5 (12:09):
I don't know where you grew start your bath, so
my grandma would say, hey, give me a start your bath.
Speaker 6 (12:13):
I grew up in Austin, Texas. Don't know.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Also, get in the bath, take your bath, draw the water.
Speaker 4 (12:19):
Who's drawings drawing anything?
Speaker 6 (12:23):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (12:24):
Study finds the people's faces changed to suit their names
from fizz dot org.
Speaker 4 (12:31):
If you looked at my face, what would you say?
My name would be Bobby?
Speaker 6 (12:34):
Of course I know, but it's hard to what kind
of face.
Speaker 5 (12:38):
Because I say you have like a like a Miranda,
I'd be like your name based on your face.
Speaker 6 (12:45):
Oh okay, all right, Hank.
Speaker 4 (12:48):
Okay, you just said a stupid take your break, go
draw your bath whatever. You don't even know, Like what
what does a Hank look like? Hank, Aaron, Hank Hill,
Hank Williams. Okay, I look like none of them.
Speaker 5 (13:03):
Yeah, so if you can't imagine some of your friends
with any other names except the one they have, which
is the situation here. Researchers find, especially in babies, indicating
a person's face changes over time to fit his or
her name.
Speaker 4 (13:14):
What the heck does that even mean? To fit their name?
Speaker 6 (13:17):
Yeah, we just get used to it.
Speaker 4 (13:19):
Draw bath is.
Speaker 5 (13:20):
From the days when water was drawn in the sense
it was pumped or supplied in some way that didn't
reply on us, that didn't rely on water pressure, when
you had to pump it yourself.
Speaker 4 (13:29):
Be pumping your own water over there. Yep, yeah, okay,
that's the news.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Bobby's stories.
Speaker 4 (13:42):
Did you see Keith Urban at the Olympics?
Speaker 1 (13:45):
Now, it was awesome. It was like celebrities are just
like us.
Speaker 4 (13:48):
What do you do?
Speaker 1 (13:49):
He was just in the crowd, and he's filming whatever,
like whoever's yeah, whatever sport it was. I don't even
remember what it was. Like, there's Keith Urban and I
was like, that is Keith Urban and he's just sitting
with the normal v and he's filming like just like
anybody else. And I thought, man, celebrities don't get caught
up in film while they're in events. There's Keith Urbans.
Speaker 4 (14:07):
Who in a Colesman. There a bunch too, so they're together.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
She wasn't with him. It was him by himself in
the crowd, just sitting with the common folk.
Speaker 4 (14:15):
That's fun.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
And no one was bothering him.
Speaker 5 (14:17):
Yeah, all the famous people say it was common folk
in the crowd. Even like the NBA players when they
go to watch other events, they're just sitting around people.
Flavor Flav who sponsored the Waterpool water polo team. He's
just in the crowd taking pictures with people. It's pretty cool.
I did see some people go is that Keith Urban
or Jennifer Aniston, which I thought was pretty fun.
Speaker 4 (14:33):
Was pretty fucky with his hair, his hair, you know
Keith got no hair.
Speaker 6 (14:37):
Yeah, I know I had heard that.
Speaker 4 (14:40):
Yeah, I heard that yesterday. Little that's pretty fun.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
But yeah, he key's having a good old times the Olympics.
If you guys are wondering where he is, let over
in Paris, just.
Speaker 5 (14:47):
Like us, Daniel and Tampa. I want to bring him on.
Let him ask a question here, Daniel, you're on the show.
Speaker 4 (14:53):
What's up, buddy?
Speaker 3 (14:56):
Good morning Bobby. I just wanted to ask you, why
do you pick on Amy so much more than anybody.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Else you listen to the show.
Speaker 4 (15:05):
Okay, let's go around lunch walks. How would you answer
his question?
Speaker 1 (15:08):
I would say I get the most heat and Amy
is like treated with like what do you call them gloves?
Kid gloves?
Speaker 5 (15:15):
I don't agree to treat with kid gloves. But okay,
you think you get the most crowd?
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Oh yeah, this dude has not been listening for more
than ten minutes.
Speaker 4 (15:21):
Daniel. Have you listened to the show more than ten minutes.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
I've been listening to your show for probably ten years.
Speaker 4 (15:27):
Thank you as long as I cam. Thank you. Amy.
What is your answer to his question?
Speaker 7 (15:34):
I guess I'm just curious, like what what?
Speaker 6 (15:37):
What?
Speaker 4 (15:37):
What?
Speaker 7 (15:38):
Falls under picking on too much? Because we all pick
on each other at a certain.
Speaker 5 (15:42):
Level, Daniel, Amy, as I think a very appropriate question,
what do you say.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
I just think I feel it, I see it. I
don't know, maybe I'm blind. I think you on her
a little bit.
Speaker 4 (16:00):
More, Okay.
Speaker 5 (16:01):
I would say this show has a relationship where we're
all close and we do pick on each other a
lot and make fun of each other a lot because
we can. You can't do that with people you can't
do that with obviously. But I would say I talk
to Amy the most on the show when we're talking
about things. Amy's my go to to have a conversation
with and I think just because of the amount of
time and how close we are, and sometimes do I
(16:23):
pick on her a little too much? Probably does she
pick on me sometimes too much? Yeah, but that's just
a natural ebb and flow of being with friends. But
probably you would hear that because we probably talk more
amongst each other than anybody else.
Speaker 7 (16:36):
Yeah, I mean I now I have I like when
we're in a good flow where everybody can kind of
poke at each other and it's fun and it's you know,
it makes it more fun for us, and like we
really are just close sitting around. I think there's times
where I've been more sensitive and then it's made it
not fun and I'm not in that mode right now.
Speaker 5 (16:58):
So yeah, and usually in fun of me, the conversations
like hey, he's up not doing too good, and I'm like, cool,
let's not pick on.
Speaker 6 (17:04):
Today, or if I don't give a heads up.
Speaker 7 (17:06):
I mean, honestly, there's some times where you had to
come to me and like what's going on and I'm like,
I don't know. But you've been like, hey, you don't
seem like yourself, or just like just let me know,
and I'm like, okay, I'll try to let you know.
I haven't felt I haven't felt picked on though, just
I think there have been times. But I wonder if
my attitude was different towards it. So the energy and
(17:28):
the vibe was weird and listeners maybe picked up on.
Speaker 4 (17:30):
That, Daniel, you're picking up her energy.
Speaker 7 (17:32):
But right now, Dane, I would love for the vibe
and the energy to be like, oh, Amy's just having
they're all having fun together and she's she's fine.
Speaker 5 (17:40):
We feel like we can so we do, and sometimes
we can do a little too much. I feel picked
on all the time, but not in a bad way.
You guys give me crap all the time that's not
supposed to be though that's what friends do.
Speaker 9 (17:51):
Yeah, I know when I go home and cry, I'll
tell you guys, I'll just go home and cry and
then I come back the next day reloaded. Yeah, Daniel,
I can you that any picking is done at least
with the idea of it's free for all. And over
the years, have there been situations where somebody's probably said something,
We always said something, probably alone.
Speaker 5 (18:13):
It's usually handled after the show where someone's like, ooh.
Either I go to somebody like, hey, are you okay?
Well Bat, we'll stay away from that, or they'll just
be like I just wasn't in the mood today. But
other than that, if it wasn't an environment where we
could do it freely, they just they me included, we
just won't have the environment exist on the show, you.
Speaker 4 (18:34):
Know, I do.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (18:38):
I don't think you're not blind her death or anything.
Speaker 3 (18:40):
You're good, Okay. I just wanted to finally say, I've
been listening to this show for a long time. And
my wife passed away at forty years or seventh shop.
We were married forty years. She passed away seven years ago,
and her favorite person on your show was Lunchbox.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
Hey, you married a smart woman.
Speaker 3 (18:59):
Man, and my favorite is Amy.
Speaker 4 (19:04):
Here. I am sitting over here with my thumbma butt.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
Yeah, you have a dog that likes Bobby or something.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
My dog actually likes you too. Lunchbox, Daniel, you're.
Speaker 4 (19:15):
Picking on me right now.
Speaker 6 (19:16):
No, he's not.
Speaker 4 (19:17):
No, I'm not gonna have it. I'm having negative.
Speaker 5 (19:20):
You're gonna have a little talk after the show, and
I'll be like, Daniel, you're not having a good day today, Daniel.
Speaker 3 (19:26):
I am having a good day, and you are my favorite. Bobby.
Hobby Bobby. Oh, this is Hobby, Bobby, Lobby Bobby. I'll
be Lobby Bobby Daniel.
Speaker 4 (19:34):
I'm totally kidding.
Speaker 5 (19:35):
Everybody has different people they relate to on the show,
and that's why it exists.
Speaker 4 (19:38):
That's why everybody's so different.
Speaker 5 (19:39):
But I appreciate you calling and asking that question, because
if I go to my DMS ever, it's why do
you pick on Lunchbox all the time? The next one,
why do you pick on Amy all the time? The
next one? Why is everybody picking on you all the time?
And the answer is we have the freedom to do
that ninety five percent of the time on this show,
and people that yes, oh yeah, my damn, I hate
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my dms.
Speaker 6 (20:01):
Why do you go there?
Speaker 5 (20:01):
I wish that I had a fist I could send
up through my phone to their phone and punch people
in the face when I get because sometimes I want
to know how people feel when I'm not asking.
Speaker 4 (20:11):
But I wish there was a button. I much.
Speaker 5 (20:13):
I had five a month, and I can only use
five of them. But if I push that button to
whomever sent a DM. This means for no reason it
would it would just come out of their phone and
punch them in the face. And only had five, I
would take those five. I'll probably use them all day
one and then for like thirty more days, I'm like,
wellsh I had more punches. My dms are a cesspool.
All right, thank you, Daniel. Hope you have a good day, buddy.
Speaker 3 (20:36):
You two guys. I just love your show all the
way around. You guys, have a great day.
Speaker 5 (20:39):
Hey, hey, Daniel, of all the callers today and all
my favorites, you're not mine.
Speaker 3 (20:46):
Okay, I love it. Ok.
Speaker 6 (20:48):
Sorry, sorry about your wife.
Speaker 4 (20:51):
Yeah we all are. That was seven years ago. I
mean yeah still, yeah, we can't all be sorry.
Speaker 6 (20:55):
Doesn't go away, No, just gets a little lighter.
Speaker 5 (20:59):
It doesn't go Sometimes they hit you back, like in
the nowhere again. Like I'll say something about my mom
and I'm just like, or something reminds me of my mom,
like a commercial and I don't get that sad anymore.
My mom daverages in her forties years ago, and I'm like,
I'm just not I'm fine. I'll talk about it. Sometimes
it might make me a little emotional, but I can
back away from it. I and go ooh, feel an emotion,
(21:20):
take a step back. But then sometimes like a commercial
will come on or somebody that looks like my mom.
Speaker 4 (21:24):
We got a painting at the house.
Speaker 5 (21:26):
Then we bought it like one of these like it's
not a yard cell, but it's like an old antique store.
Speaker 4 (21:31):
But everybody has like a little spot in it. You
can just buy a spot.
Speaker 6 (21:35):
Oh, like a flea market type.
Speaker 4 (21:36):
Yeah, but it's flea markets. I go and people are there.
Speaker 5 (21:39):
This is like an antique store where people you put
all your crap and some of it is crap.
Speaker 6 (21:43):
Oh, it's your section.
Speaker 4 (21:44):
You have a section. It's like two. Yeah, that's exactly
what it is.
Speaker 6 (21:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (21:51):
And my wife was like, oh, let's get this whole painting.
It looks just like my mom.
Speaker 4 (21:56):
Just like my mom or do you have it hung? Yeah,
it's in the living room. Like, no, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (22:03):
I don't spend much time looking at it, but when
sometimes when I do, I'm like, wow, that's like my
mom and it make sure Daniel all kidding aside, we
really appreciate you listening for so long.
Speaker 3 (22:11):
Man, you're the greatest show on the on the radio.
Speaker 4 (22:16):
Thanks man, hope you have a good day.
Speaker 3 (22:19):
You two guys. Bye bye.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
All right, there you go.
Speaker 4 (22:23):
Oh Danny Boy's single.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
Are you?
Speaker 4 (22:27):
What's happening to you? What's happening with you?
Speaker 1 (22:31):
I'm sorry about your wife.
Speaker 4 (22:32):
You're sick seven years.
Speaker 5 (22:35):
I hear you, But I mean you pivoted that talking
about my mom dying and the painting that reminds me
of her.
Speaker 8 (22:40):
You're asking for a gets I don't.
Speaker 6 (22:45):
I'm not on dinner, Okay, not yet. You can't act
people on Tinder.
Speaker 3 (22:48):
You know.
Speaker 4 (22:49):
It was a joe. It's literally a joke.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
Oh, you don't have like you don't know how tender work.
Speaker 5 (22:55):
Yesterday on the show, we had on Hailey Welch, who's
also known as Hawk to a Girl. She got very
famous on TikTok and man, people were just they were upset,
and they were like, I've never seen the show, stoop
so low.
Speaker 4 (23:08):
I've never seen you guys, And.
Speaker 5 (23:10):
I'm like, what are you smoking first of all, and
they're like, well, she's gonna be not famous in two weeks.
Speaker 4 (23:19):
So I guess all my issues were one.
Speaker 5 (23:21):
She never tried to be famous, Like, it was never
her intention to be famous.
Speaker 4 (23:25):
She never went out.
Speaker 5 (23:25):
I was like, I'm gonna say some crazy stuff and
then I'm gonna go viral, and then I'm gonna make
a lot of money and I'm gonna do appearances and
people are gonna say I'm stupid for making money. That
was never her plan. She was working at a spring factory.
She's twenty one. She made a joke cocktu U's been
on a thing like we didna make stupid jokes all
the time.
Speaker 4 (23:42):
This just happens to be an age where everythings recorded.
Speaker 5 (23:44):
But she had no intention of trying to be famous,
and people are like, she needs to stop being famous.
She never wanted to be famous, and like they would
to take advantage and make She'll probably make a million
bucks or so from this.
Speaker 4 (23:55):
Incredible I would think all said.
Speaker 5 (23:57):
And done, And so I talked about that and people
were like, you know, you never stoop lower.
Speaker 4 (24:02):
I'm like, have you listened to the show We stoop
Blower like once a week?
Speaker 5 (24:05):
And then they were like, I can't believe you put
on something so unfamily friendly. There was nothing unfamily friendly
about it. We didn't go let me explain the origin
of hawk to a spit on that thing and the
many ways it can be done. Nothing like that happened
to me. I'm so interested in people that go viral.
I want to know did they, like, when did they
(24:26):
see it start to happen? Are they like, wow, people
are watching this. It wasn't even her video that she made, right,
She randomly was on one like when do people start
calling you?
Speaker 4 (24:33):
How did you get an agent?
Speaker 5 (24:35):
Because asked her that and she was like, well, like
somebody knew a lawyer in my hometown, and a lawyer
like called Nashville and got somebody here to help. And
then she didn't even when she went viral, she didn't
want to be famous. She like hid forever until people
started making money off her name. And the fact that
people get so upset at her she didn't do anything.
Twenty one year old kid, that's like, if this is
(24:55):
going to exist, I might as well make money off
of it, and I support I'm rooting for, But people
were just awful online. I do to be fair, I
do want to say not everyone was. And I did
a big I did an Instagram. I was just so
irritated about last night. Play this voice Meil Ray.
Speaker 3 (25:13):
Hey, Bobby, shout out to you as a whole show.
The way you handled the Haley interview. I mean, this
is just a young girl.
Speaker 7 (25:21):
I mean she is just a child, and I think
you guys handled it so well, so respectfully, so good job, y'all.
Speaker 4 (25:28):
Thank you.
Speaker 5 (25:28):
And often get accused of only playing the negative stuff
because that's what really triggers me. But I appreciate you
saying that because I just wanted to give her some advice.
It's not the same. But well, first of all, I'm
so curious about people going viral. Even Mason Ramsey was
in a couple weeks ago. That kid was singing at
a Walmart, not trying to get famous.
Speaker 6 (25:46):
It's a kid, very cool, very very very family friendly.
Speaker 5 (25:49):
Yes, and then he he was in and I didn't
have him men because I'm like, I'm such a fan
of your art. Although his new songs pretty good on
the Twister soundtrack. I'm just curious about his life since
he went super viral. Like, to me, that's interesting just
to kind of hear all the factors that you're dealing
with now in your life because something that you had
no control happened.
Speaker 4 (26:10):
And some of them can be good, some of them
can be terrible. Yeah, but people are stupid. Do you
ever think about that? I think stupid people are sometimes. Yeah,
they're just stupid.
Speaker 5 (26:19):
There's like a select group of our audience, like fifteen
percent of them that are dumb as a rock.
Speaker 7 (26:23):
Oh yeah, I don't know that I put I just
am like, I guess I wonder what's up with them
that they feel like if they need to comment on
it or make a big deal of something like just
move on, or I just feel when things impact my day,
Like I see things online and people say stupid stuff
all the time that I'm like, gosh, I just that's
so weird and swipe next or turn off, don't listen
(26:44):
to it, move on, circle back.
Speaker 5 (26:46):
It's only like fifteen percent. But yeah, we have a
threshold of our audience like fifteen percent that are as
stupid as you could possibly be. Also having a job. Oh,
they are eighty five percent rock and roll. We love
you guys, Okay, we wouldn't be here without you fifteen
percent kicker rocks Man.
Speaker 7 (27:07):
Yeah, it just seems like a waste of time to
be so negative.
Speaker 5 (27:11):
It's like people that choose to be offended. You choose
to be offended, not you, anybody. Because you can have
something that you don't like, you can move away from it.
You can have something that you know, You're like, Man,
if I keep watching this, I'm gonna continue to stay triggered.
You can can You choose to be offended. That's something
you put on yourself. Things exist everywhere that if you've
(27:32):
sought it out, you're gonna see it, find it, be
offended by it.
Speaker 4 (27:35):
You choose to be offended by anything.
Speaker 6 (27:37):
You know what. My son loves to tell me now
certain things.
Speaker 7 (27:39):
He's like, Mom, that sounds like a you problem. And
I'm like, you know what, buddy, You're right, And so
I feel like that's applicable here of like for a
lot of those people, it's like, sounds like a you problem.
Speaker 5 (27:51):
So anyway, shout out to it, Hayley, I'm rooting for.
I hope she figures it out and has a nice
career up. She figures out what she's good at and
is able to turn this into that.
Speaker 6 (28:00):
Yeah, she's really sweet.
Speaker 5 (28:01):
And the fifteen percent of our audience that are dumb
as rocks, I would say, we don't care about you.
But you know how to turn the radio off. You
just look at it and go own and how to
turn it off. Eighty five percent, we're all good.
Speaker 6 (28:09):
Okay. I'm sure they could figure.
Speaker 4 (28:12):
Out how to do Bobby in the room with me
right now. No, I'm on a radio.
Speaker 6 (28:16):
Yeah. I actually think they're looking for something to pick on.
Speaker 5 (28:20):
They're gonna pick on a twenty one year old girl, yeah,
who did not choose to be famous.
Speaker 6 (28:24):
Yeah, and probably ten other other things they picked on.
Speaker 4 (28:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (28:27):
And I'm sure they have all these people in their
life they think are cool. They probably got famous for
some stupid too, and then turned it into something.
Speaker 4 (28:32):
Anyway.
Speaker 5 (28:33):
I've just been told it's sixteen percent of audience. Oh,
we grew percentage, but eighty four percent we love you guys.
You guys are awesome. Bobby Bone Showdry up today.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
This story comes us from Ohio. Hey man went through
the Burger King drive through, ordered his meal, pulled up
in the window and tried to pay with an eight
dollars coupon, and the employee was like, sorry, sir, that
coupon doesn't apply to what you order, and he goes,
I'll come inside and we'll talk about this. So he
went inside, shoved the cashier out of the way, stole
the cashier's phone and all the money out of the drawer.
Speaker 4 (29:06):
He went inside and talked about that. Yeah, was he
eight dollar cupon? Even legit?
Speaker 1 (29:10):
I was a legit cube on. But he didn't order
the right thing.
Speaker 5 (29:13):
He was really just trying to order food, and then
he elevated it in his mind because they irritated him. Yes,
he wasn't gonna rob them, and until they didn't take
his scupon.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
Correct, he was just gonna get the food. And then
he drove off and his car. Only problem is they
just wrote down the license plate.
Speaker 4 (29:25):
Yeah, yeah, okay, I'm lunchbox.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
That's your bonehead story of the day.
Speaker 5 (29:30):
Unexpected signs that you are in love Number one, You
actually want.
Speaker 4 (29:35):
To hear about their day?
Speaker 6 (29:37):
Oh yeah, I'm flying up, lunchbox.
Speaker 5 (29:40):
He geting married as long as you have. Do you
actually want to hear about your wife's day or is
it just a habit now that you ask, so she
feels like you're investing time to care.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
I'll be honest, I don't really ask about her day.
I asked, how are the kids today? And she tells
me that, and then I'm like, okay, cool. I don't
really ask about, oh, how was your day? Like what
did you do? How was this? It's more about how
are the kids this morning?
Speaker 4 (30:04):
Interesting because that is a direct impact on her day.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
Right, I just well, I think maybe I'm more interested
in how the kids.
Speaker 4 (30:11):
Were, so you just really you just had more some
kids not not.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
Man, I'm sounding bad, but yes, it's also a direct
what did you say? Correlation? Like if they were crazy
and hard to deal with, then her day was probably
hard and you know, annoying. If they were easy, then
she's probably in a good mood.
Speaker 5 (30:28):
I'll ask my wife every day, hey, how's your day,
mostly because there's always like some sort of surprise in
there and she's like, oh I did this, And if
I don't ask, I don't know until like three weeks
later and I'm like, you went and did that?
Speaker 4 (30:39):
You want to hang out with that? How did you
know them?
Speaker 5 (30:41):
It's like some new friends she's met or something and
she's like, yeah, so mostly I'm just trying to like
figure out.
Speaker 6 (30:47):
Why are neither one of y'all like, yeah, yeah, I care.
Speaker 4 (30:50):
Well, I do care, but I'm asking because I need
to know. Oh okay, because then I'll get hit.
Speaker 5 (30:55):
Listen, she asked about my day, but she knows it's
the same crap most of the time.
Speaker 4 (30:59):
How's your day? Day?
Speaker 5 (31:00):
Woke up way too early, went in, talked about a
bunch of stuff that probably a lot of people don't
care about, tried to entertain people, came home exactly. You
know what, every once in a while there should be
a thing like if you have something different about your
day when you go home, you ring a bell?
Speaker 4 (31:14):
Oh you rang the bell? What's up? What's your new
thing for the day.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
What did you need to talk about? What what happened that
is special today?
Speaker 4 (31:20):
Yeah, that's a special bell.
Speaker 5 (31:21):
No, you need a special bell that you can ring,
so you know something special happened.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
Because literally she asked me, how's work? That's fine, Yeah,
it's fine, there you go, how's my day?
Speaker 5 (31:31):
What I have found, though, is if I ask a
more specific question instead of like how's work or like
how was your day, it was like, hey, what did
you do around lunchtime today? It's just something then she
has to answer, there's no, that's.
Speaker 6 (31:43):
What you have to do with kids.
Speaker 7 (31:44):
Yeah, you'll get a better conversation out of them instead
of just saying, oh, how was school, It's more of
start asking very detailed questions what did you eat for
lunch today exactly?
Speaker 6 (31:54):
And like who did you sit by? And get more into.
Speaker 5 (31:58):
The weeds with it, because we'll get to have it
and yeah, no in any way, that's you're not being
mean or anything.
Speaker 4 (32:03):
It's like, what's fine? Number two?
Speaker 5 (32:05):
You want to share good news with them first? Yeah,
ninety five percent of the time.
Speaker 4 (32:10):
That's correct.
Speaker 6 (32:11):
Yeah, it's like the first person you want to call ninety.
Speaker 4 (32:13):
Five percent of the time.
Speaker 5 (32:14):
She doesn't really care about my athletic achievements though when
I do it nowadays.
Speaker 4 (32:17):
So is that that that's the five percent?
Speaker 6 (32:20):
Or it's like who do you call for that?
Speaker 4 (32:22):
Like?
Speaker 6 (32:22):
Who who's excited for you?
Speaker 4 (32:24):
Her dad?
Speaker 5 (32:25):
Okay, like whenever I want MVP at that celebrity game,
or we had a softball playoff game last week, or
when I signed out for the Arkansas camp I text
her dad and I'm like, we'll go and she's like,
that's she's like, you're gonna hurt yourself. I think she
knows what's coming. I'll be in crutches sometime soon. But
ninety five percent yes, unless it's like my older man
(32:49):
sports achievements, which are are just ridiculous. Anyway, you're comfortable
doing nothing together?
Speaker 4 (32:54):
Oh yeah, yeah, nothing. I mean we'll watch shows.
Speaker 7 (32:58):
That's something, right, Yeah, that's I think even in friendships.
Speaker 6 (33:02):
Is this for couples? Do you say, yeah, okay?
Speaker 7 (33:04):
But I think even in friendships, Like, it's awesome when
you have a friend that you can sort of do
nothing with too.
Speaker 5 (33:09):
You want to make their life easier in small ways. Yeah,
I'm gonna tell you why, because it makes my life easier.
It's a very selfish way. But if I can make
her life easier, it makes my life easier. It's really Yeah,
if I'm making her life easier, she's looking for ways
to make my life easier.
Speaker 4 (33:23):
Like it's like I'm investing.
Speaker 5 (33:25):
It's weird what a relationship is. Who knew that if
like you cared about the other person, you got it back.
Speaker 3 (33:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
It's like if I take out the trash, he'll do
the dishes.
Speaker 4 (33:33):
There, there you go.
Speaker 6 (33:33):
That's a working Yeah.
Speaker 7 (33:35):
Yeah, I think it's deeper than that too, lunchbox.
Speaker 5 (33:38):
You start adopting their expressions or habits. Yeah, I steal
all my man residents from my wife. She's funnier than
I am, though.
Speaker 4 (33:44):
And oh yeah, so annoying.
Speaker 7 (33:45):
You come in here with so annoying. I hate different
lingo that younger people.
Speaker 4 (33:49):
She's also younger.
Speaker 5 (33:51):
Yes, yeah, I would say, even like some of her
funny things she says all the time that has nothing
to do with language.
Speaker 4 (33:56):
I'm like, that's pretty funny. I think I'll steal that.
She's like, don't, so I stop stealing mytuf I'm like.
Speaker 5 (34:01):
Where are you going to use it? You have no
interest in using it public? Like, She's like, I didn't.
Speaker 4 (34:04):
I don't say it to be public. And I'm like,
but then look at it, it's going to waste. She's like,
what do you mean waste? I'm like, I could use it.
That's our constant conversation.
Speaker 5 (34:12):
And then finally you're willing to try things they like,
even if it's not your usual cup of tea. Oh
you do that all the time, mostly mine? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I do mostly mine.
Speaker 6 (34:22):
Is like, but she's getting you to actually live.
Speaker 5 (34:25):
Mine's like going places or yeah, period locally or not locally,
going on a walk, going to a store, making me
go to the grocery store.
Speaker 4 (34:36):
I don't like that stuff, but I do it.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
Man, I want to sacrifice go in the grocery store.
Don't do it forever. Respect No, I do forever, and
I still don't do it that often. But like I
hate the grocery store, why don't want to go to
I go to the gas station. Anything that I need
I can get at the gas.
Speaker 5 (34:50):
Station, or I can get by by uber eats. But
that's single guy talking. But I will go to the
grocery store.
Speaker 4 (34:57):
But there you go.
Speaker 5 (34:57):
Signs that you're in love, I think son signs that
you love somebody more than in love, because some people
will say that in love is that early feeling when
you have those irrational but beautiful butterflies, and those are
fun and exciting, but those go away.
Speaker 4 (35:14):
But something better kind of supplants it.
Speaker 6 (35:18):
Yes, you would say after if done right, four you're married,
three together? Four like you still? I mean, I think
that's good.
Speaker 5 (35:25):
She's I still don't leave the door. I want to
go to the bathroom. I don't even want to be
around me on one?
Speaker 4 (35:28):
Is that on the list, But I'm just saying it
should be.
Speaker 5 (35:30):
We've been together four years. I don't want her to
hear me go to the bathroom. She has no bathroom issues,
Like she's healthy, like in tune with her health, her body, everything.
She has no problem me. I don't even want you
to hear me pee yeah, because I don't want you
to be I don't want there to be a one
percent chance you're less attracted to me, because I'm I'm
lucky as it is that she's attracted to me. So
(35:50):
I don't want to do anything that you think could
be unattractive, Like you have to hear me go to.
Speaker 4 (35:54):
The bathroom, So what do you have to do? Go
to another one? Oh? Okay, all the way, espcially if
it's not number one. I don't want to hear anything.
And she's like, I don't care. I've heard it. She's
like a hare it in your sleep, and I'm like, no,
you don't, it's a lie. I prove it. Oh no, no,
I don't.
Speaker 5 (36:13):
I just don't need to risk that her being any
less attractive to me, Like I already got lucky.
Speaker 2 (36:17):
On that part.
Speaker 6 (36:17):
I think that you're good in the apartment.
Speaker 4 (36:19):
I always think you're still.
Speaker 6 (36:20):
Wearing your seatpap machine and she still loves you.
Speaker 5 (36:24):
A seapap is probably like a sixty percent. It just
depends on how much sleep I think I'm gonna be
able to get.
Speaker 4 (36:29):
That's strategic.
Speaker 6 (36:30):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (36:31):
My mouth, my mouth and nose thing.
Speaker 5 (36:33):
Even though I've changed pieces like three times, it never
fits exactly right. Like I think you have a weird
I think I have weird nose holes, and I think
they are different sizes.
Speaker 6 (36:43):
We can't be the only person with that issue.
Speaker 5 (36:45):
So like six different mouth and nose grips, and I
wear it about sixty percent of the time and I
travel a lot, so don't take it with me. But
my nose holes are a different holes. My holes are
different sizes. Okay, We're done, goodbye everybody. The Bobby Bone
Steam song written produce sang By read Yardberry. You can
find his instagram at Reidyarberry dot com. Scooba Steve executive producer,
(37:09):
Ray Mundo, head of Production. I'm Bobby Bones. My instagram
is mister Bobby Bones. Thanks for listening to the podcast.
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