Find out what happened when Bobby and his wife walked into the hotel room they were staying in over the weekend....Plus, Abby shares an update on how her original song "Hey There Hometown" is doing since premiering it last week! Mailbag: Our listener caught a woman "baby trapping" one of his friends. The woman is pregnant and she went off birth control without telling him to make it happen. Should our listener tell the guy or should they stay out of it?
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Comet. Welcome to Tuday show more today morning. All right
around the room, let's do the check in. I first
met this guy when he was working for the local news,
and he says, he's in if we do a Bobby
Bone show cruise.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
I got a little update for you on my son's
birthday party. So last week I said, Oh, my son's
got a birthday party on Sunday. It's the same time
as the Cowboys game.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
What do I do? Right?
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Hey, shout out to show Time Sports the place we
had the party at.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
They knew I was coming. They had a big TV
set up with a game on. Did they know you
were coming? For real? They knew it was you.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Nah.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
I was just up there, okay because it was a
big game. Yeah, And so.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Me and like five other dads we just sat there
and watched the game while the kids just played.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Did you sit there and only pay attention to the
game or were you able to just look back at
the game while you were paying attention to the kids.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
No?
Speaker 2 (00:56):
No, they had couches set up, so we sat and
watched the game and then during commercial as we go
watch the kids.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Okay, that's not what I thought you. Thank you for
your honest.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
The kids sometimes would run to the couch and sit
with us for a little bit too. It worked out
for everyone.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
It was great. What would they do when they would
sit on the couch, ask for money or just care? Yeah,
I'm glad you got to watch your game at your
kid's birthday? Thank you, guys. All right, moving on, When
Dan and Shay were in the studio, he can only
name one Dan and Shay song. One of them that
he guessed was named me and Bieber and that one
was wrong.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
All right.
Speaker 5 (01:26):
I just want to I mean, I guess it's spill
the tea whatever.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
You want to call it. Amy, Who want you want to? Yeah?
Go ahead, go ahead, I spill the t Let's spill
the tea.
Speaker 6 (01:35):
Amy.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Who's the busiest person on this show?
Speaker 7 (01:38):
Bobby?
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Sorry?
Speaker 6 (01:39):
Sorry?
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Bobby self proclaimed busiest person on the show, Bobby.
Speaker 7 (01:43):
Eddie.
Speaker 5 (01:43):
Yeah, Eddie just swamped all the time, you know what
I mean, never has time to do anything. Oh man,
I'm working so hard. Amy, I'm gonna send you a picture.
And this is what Eddie does at work when we're
all he thinks everyone's gone and he's quote unquote working.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
This is what he.
Speaker 5 (01:57):
Does he's on his phone and what is he doing.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
He is facetiming friends. That's right. Let me see that picture.
Oh yeah, are you facetiming with someone there? That's right?
You know who that is?
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Yeah, my business partner. No, it's our friends. See, he's
also my business for what business chickens? We were talking
about what kind of smokers we need to buy our chicken.
Speaker 5 (02:16):
What you were talking about is the Cowboys wins, because
you're both cowboys, and you sat on the phone for
thirty minutes celebrating the Cowboys victory, and it's like.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
So busy. We got time to FaceTime Steve at work
and I would jump in and protect Eddy, but you know,
I'm trying to throw me under the bus. Earlier, well,
when because they were like who's the busiest name, he
goes Bobby. Then you said who's self? Proclaiming you Bobby.
Trying to get it out a little bit.
Speaker 8 (02:38):
Someone also pointed out to me, look, Eddie, I don't
care what you do with your time, but he does.
Speaker 7 (02:43):
For claim to be busy.
Speaker 8 (02:44):
And then he also like talks about how he's like
a present dad always tries.
Speaker 7 (02:48):
To do things.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Now we're with each kid every day.
Speaker 8 (02:51):
Something like he has four kids, and there was something
in a segment.
Speaker 7 (02:55):
I guess it was yesterday.
Speaker 8 (02:56):
I don't know if someone sent a note that was
like Eddie literally said, so I never get to pick
my kids up from school because I'm working out, like
he wasn't like, because he's at work.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Heard that that's part of my life. We exercise to
do that. I don't want to be on try to
throw me under the bus. But you know what working
part of my that's okay.
Speaker 7 (03:17):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
He's just like, oh, but I had good try good,
try those guys. I Eddie's facetimes for a long time,
for like thirty minutes a day. Guys, we're talking about business.
You don't even do chickens anymore. Chickens all right, anyway,
thank you lunch by Try guys. She needs to be
more careful when reading dms on Instagram. We don't want
her to fall for yet another scam. Here's Amy.
Speaker 8 (03:41):
So I had a water company issue for well much
of this year. My bills were crazy high. Then we
figured out where the leak was. The water company came
out multiple times though, and they couldn't figure out the problem.
So I had to hire an outside company to figure
it out. Anyway, long story short, now that my water
bill is back down to being low, I decided to
read chi out to them to see if there was
(04:01):
anything they could do, like refund wise, because they weren't
able to help me figure.
Speaker 7 (04:07):
It out, I just give it a shot.
Speaker 8 (04:08):
I didn't think they for sure owed me anything. Well
may maybe four hundred dollars back. So moral moral of
this story is, hey, just see where they want to
help you out. I mean, I think they went through
like a few different months and decided to make it
right for.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Certain that somebody going yeah, why not?
Speaker 6 (04:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (04:26):
Why not? I mean, so why not ask? And I was.
Speaker 8 (04:28):
Very very grateful because I spent way more than that
on water because of a pinhole leak, and because of
the months they gave back to me those were technically
married months. So I am going to split.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Half of my own if you have to.
Speaker 8 (04:43):
I don't have to to say anything, but I guess
I know because I I feel like, if he should
get the two hundred and I'll take the two hundred,
we'll split to four hundred.
Speaker 7 (04:52):
For you, because that seems what do you what do
you know?
Speaker 1 (04:56):
What do you know? He wouldn't No should bleep this
last part out.
Speaker 7 (05:01):
Well, I'm not worried about it.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
I feel like it's good for you. Then you have integrity.
Speaker 8 (05:04):
I like that if they if they had happened to
choose the months that like because it's fine old, then
that'd be different.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
But well, all right, go ahead from Mountain Pine, Arkansas.
He recently cut his hair and he wants us to
notice and stare. Bobby, thank you very much. Okay, this
is what I was alluding to yesterday on the show.
We go to Virginia Beach to do a show last
Friday night, my comedically inspirational tour, and we probably get
in at like two, usually go to sound check at
(05:31):
like three, meet and greet at five. Show. It just
rolls all the way through the night. My wife and
I get into the hotel. We walk in and I
go into the bathroom and there's toilet paper in there
with poopy on it. Wow, in the toilet in the
toilet the bed was made. Oh that means the maid
used the but there's toilet paper with poopy on it.
(05:51):
And I'm like, oh, and I know. I used to
clean like resort condos on my grandma. We would go
and normal humans stand them in their mess ups. I
get it. We walk up and cal and I see
if I'm rinking some weird energy drink and I'm like,
what an empty energy drink can was on the table
under the TV that also was left there. It was
(06:14):
I was between the poopy toilet paper and the toilet
and the big old energy. We were grossed that the
whole time you had a squatter, Well, so did you?
I didn't. No, you didn't ask for a free room.
Speaker 5 (06:25):
No, dude, poopy toilet paper is absolutely valid for free room.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
I didn't want to get anybody in trouble. I didn't
want to get somebody who's true. I was borderline though,
at saying something I didn't because I could flush it
and just throw it away. Sure, but I was bordered.
But we did not. But it was I couldn't stop
thinking about it. Even when I was sleeping. I was like, yeah,
I was like, oh, they poop on the pillow case.
You know, it's just Oh. It was gross though, So
(06:53):
I didn't like that, but we used to in DC.
The next night it was super clean. Oh good, what
that makes up for it? Well, that's normal. Let's open
up the mail bags.
Speaker 6 (07:03):
You friend the mail and reading all the air get
something we call Bobby's mail bag.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Yeah, hello, Bobby Bones. I found out the other day
that someone I know baby trapped her boyfriend after he
told her he never wanted to have kids. I know
this because he's good friends with my husband. She wanted
to get married to have kids, so she stopped taking
her birth control pills and got pregnant. He doesn't know
any of this information yet, and if I had to guess,
he's going to be furious. They've only been dating three months.
Does he have a right to know? Should I see
(07:31):
if my husband can talk to him about it? Or
is this something he needs to find out on his own.
Signed discovered a baby trap, So she is not pregnant yet?
Then right, according to this, she's not pregnant yet or
she has practiced that pregnant. If you baby trapped, that
means you I don't hear that she's pregnant. She has
got pregnant, she wanted to give got pregnant. Dang, I
(07:53):
thought she was just like in the process. But how
you can't prove you can't prove that she did that.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Oh, there's no conversation, no text.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
If you don't have food. Also, what's the benefit. Let's
just do this. Let's say you go and you're like,
hey man, this is what she did. First of all,
you can't prove it, it's all here say. And then two,
let's say she did do it. What good is it
doing to tell him that while she's pregnant about and
he's about to have a baby. What good does it do? None?
It doesn't. It really doesn't do any good. I think
(08:26):
it's kind of one of those awkward chili situations where
you kind of want to get in that chili, but
don't keep your spoon out because you don't even know
if it's true. For sure, you're hearing it hearsay, and
we love running our mouths when we hear something. Yeah,
but it's just it's so much here say. And there
also is no benefit to this, because I was thinking,
if she's not pregnant, I would go tell, I would
go give a heads out. Does it matter if he's
(08:47):
going to stick around or not? Like, is he going
to stay in the relationship. I would imagine he is
because she wanted to get married and have kids, And
just I mean, how long are you with your your
ex husband before you got married six until you got
engaged three. I'm just throwing that out there.
Speaker 7 (09:07):
Wow wow, I wasn't trying to baby trap him.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
No, I know. I'm just saying some people, everybody has
a different timeline. We shouln't really just sign ourselves at
the timeline. Thinks.
Speaker 7 (09:14):
Yeah, I guess right.
Speaker 8 (09:16):
I just thought it is a little.
Speaker 7 (09:18):
Quick to baby trap.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Does he have a right to know? The question is
does he have a right job?
Speaker 7 (09:23):
But it's not your job.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Not your job. And you heard it, you heard it.
You don't know it. So you your own chili. Yeah,
stay out of it, far far away. Yeah, not your cervice.
Leave it alone, stay out of it. Mm hm. That's
tough though. Thank you for the email, but I just
stay out of it. There you go. That's that's it.
Close it up. We got your email and we read
(09:44):
it on your Now let's find the cloth. Bobby failed
that damn her very own Abby is in studio, her
artist name Abby Lee and with that song, Hey, they're hometown.
That's been blowing up the char Wichita, You'll always be.
(10:06):
He saw big article on the paper written about you. Yeah,
Wichita Eagle headline Bobby Bones helps witchitol native lunch singing
career and her new song about Wichital.
Speaker 5 (10:15):
She doesn't have a singing career. That is a false advertisement.
Like guys, oh my.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
God, have you ever been paid to sing?
Speaker 3 (10:21):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Absolutely, that's a career. So they talk about this songs
about Wichital generally the Wichita Lineman.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
There's oh oh, they've added it to the list of
an even seven nation army.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
I'm going to Wichita. Yeah. So, and then how'd you
feel about that article? Get ready? Awesome?
Speaker 9 (10:41):
I mean I grew up with that newspaper in my house.
Speaker 7 (10:43):
What that's crazy.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Since debuting the song on the show I'm Performing in
front of the Orphum crowds in August, Abby le Anderson
has been in studio to record an official version. The
full lyrics are below. It started streaming on all major
music platforms on Thursday, and then not only that, Abby's
song was in the top one hundred on iTunes. It's
like sixty something wild. Wow, sounds like a career to me. Yeah,
(11:07):
that's what a career is. Lunchbox. What do you think
about her song making top like sixty on iTunes? I
just don't believe it. What do you mean? No, I
have to check it. I have a picture of it.
You great, any song can make top fifty sixty. That's
not true. That also is not true. But you have
to admit the songs good.
Speaker 5 (11:24):
Yeah, the guys that wrote it were amazing. It's story
did not guys.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
But you don't know this. I know it.
Speaker 5 (11:30):
Okay, I'm very pappy. How many how many lines did
you write?
Speaker 7 (11:35):
That's not how songwriting how works.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Don't change the questions, but that's not how songwriting works. Okay,
So what is it if Abby goes, Okay, this is
where I'm from, this is what I wanna do, and
I want to express it this way, and someone goes,
what if we say it like this year's Oh yeah,
I like that. But what if we then all of
a sudden nobody wrote one whole line, but you all
collectively came together and did a line or three lines, or.
Speaker 5 (11:56):
If I had to guess, if I if I'm just
gonna guess, Okay, let me just guess.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
What do we do hypothesis here? No, no, today, this
is not your time of hypotheticals.
Speaker 5 (12:04):
No, no, I'm doing my hypothesis. That's my it's I
believe my theory. And then at the end, I may
be proven right or wrong? What is that called the
science project? You know, I'm talking about the research when
you have the molder thing my hypothesis, abbably said on
from Wichitaal, I'm going to sing a song in Wichita.
And then they took that and ran with it and
then ads like, I'm a.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Writer, Abby, how did it go?
Speaker 9 (12:27):
I mean, so I came in with like line by line,
kind of wanted not line by line, but.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
So you wrote.
Speaker 9 (12:34):
I wanted to start out like my childhood and how
I started out in Wichita? Yes, and then now here
I am. I always wanted to sing. Now here I
am actually singing what I'm doing now, which I say,
I love my job now. So it was like an
actual story like I was on I remember Wichita, like
the playground and then being a football game about.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Whoa you come up with that? That was collected? So
thank you. There you go. But that's not that's not
a win.
Speaker 5 (13:03):
No, no, no, okay, So which line? Just tell me something
you came up with?
Speaker 3 (13:07):
I don't.
Speaker 9 (13:07):
I just told you the playground, the whole structure of
the song.
Speaker 7 (13:12):
Basically, yes, the whole story of it.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Well, congratulations, because I saw you talking to Alexa and
you were like play and then it played the cool
and then it was top sixty on iTunes and then
you got this article written about you. Yeah, So what's
best case scenario in your mind from all this.
Speaker 9 (13:31):
That I did something that I've always wanted to but
I've been holding back. I mean, I've been here ten
years and I was like, oh, I can't do that.
It's impossible. No one's going to take me seriously. And
then you get out there and you actually do it
and it happens, and I'm like, Okay, now it's it's
limitless what I do.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
So there's a limit in your mind, though, what's the
best case scenario that could happen from you put in
the song out from this?
Speaker 9 (13:51):
Well, I would just say me growing as like an
artist and getting more songs out, Like I want to
do an EP, That's what I want to do. Like
I think more like personal is what would be the
best for me?
Speaker 1 (14:02):
And what's the worst case scenario?
Speaker 7 (14:05):
The worst case? I don't think there's a worst case.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
It's awesome. Let's go. So her name is Abby Lee Anderson.
If you look her up and you stream her, l
E I G eight and I hope people stream you
sight they this song? What we played the hook again?
Ray You'll always be home? Well, what about like strike
(14:29):
while the iron's hot? You know theory? Okay, true, you
don't toy Jonas brother's starting tomorrow go like you've got
to go now?
Speaker 3 (14:35):
Right?
Speaker 1 (14:35):
No, I don't think so where the career like it's
taking off.
Speaker 5 (14:40):
When Bobby says it's limitless, he's being.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
I didn't say limitless, she did.
Speaker 5 (14:44):
Yeah, he's letting you, but him right there is letting
her know. Let's let's not get out of control with you.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
You know it's it's me going that's awesome. Let's keep
building on it while you're also still doing this. Yes,
and if you ever say, hey, I really want to
go out and take this out, I will you have
my blessing to go and do whatever you want to do.
Speaker 9 (14:59):
Like if someone and asked me to go on to
her be a background vocalist, you know, to Harmonie, you.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Wouldn't want to be a background vocalist. I'd struggle with
that now. But if you they like Abby should come open,
I'd be like, Abby, you go do that, but don't wait.
Speaker 7 (15:09):
For someone to wait. You struggle with her, like if
she got asked you.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
That, yes, she shouldn't be a backgroundvocalist. That's that's a
whole different thing than what the background. Yes, until she
wanted to be an artist, and then she was like,
I have to be an artist and struggle that way.
You could be a background vocalist five years ago. And
it's a really hard thing to do it, but that's
what they do. That's what they want to do. That's
what how they That's a very hard thing to do,
but that's their direction. You are a star.
Speaker 9 (15:36):
I just don't get my lunchbox. Can't be happy like
for once, just once. You say you're my friend, but
you're not.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
Amen. What do you mean I got you a singing gig?
I mean I got you a job. But you also
made fun of her and put up for a bunch
of seven gigs that are making fun of her.
Speaker 5 (15:49):
Yeah, and guess what, Without me, she would not be
where she is today.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
Is that true or not true? That's not true? Really,
if I didn't make fun of her singing, you wouldn't
give her all these chances. Oh so you're doing it
on perfect You've been doing her a favor. She needed
vocal lessons.
Speaker 5 (16:04):
She wouldn't have got vocal lessons because she thought her
nasaly voice sounded good.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
Is he the reason that you've started to have some success?
Speaker 9 (16:10):
Yes, you know, in the past there have been haters
and I let them stop me. But now I'm like,
I'm gonna let it like fel feel fire right, but.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
Prove that people right to believe in you instead of
worrying about proving people wrong.
Speaker 9 (16:21):
But don't I know it's true. So yeah, thank you
to everybody that does believe.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
Let's play. Let's play a song now.
Speaker 5 (16:27):
Yes, this is a national show. We can't be playing
these goofy songs.
Speaker 7 (16:31):
Not goofy.
Speaker 8 (16:32):
It's so really good, admitted the song is good because
you said.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
The song profession. You heard it, you thought faith they
was singing it. No, I did not. That's what I remember.
This is Hey, their hometown from our very own Abby
Lee Anderson.
Speaker 7 (16:45):
Hey, their hometown.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
It's time for the good news, Bobby. Her name was
Susan Guffy. She passed away last year, but she went
to Highland Park and Topeka and so with that when
she died, she left the five million bucks. Wow, it's
a lot of money. That's crazy. What about her family?
Was like, Hello, what about us. But the principal says,
(17:12):
you know what, I met her over a decade ago,
and she always was involved with helping the school. And
so although that's a lot of money, it wasn't like
a crazy surprise. But he told her they had a
shortage of books and the next week, back then, they
looked and all of a sudden, these books were donated.
So over the years, even somewhat anonymously, she just kept
(17:33):
helping the school. But again when she passed away, she
left five million dollars. There was a lady she pushed
a cart around near Mountain Pine. Could I think they
called her the bag lady cause she always had bags,
bags of start, yes, full of she had bags. She'd
just fill it with random crap. And everybody knew where
she loved, right on the side of the road, and
(17:53):
all these bags were stacked up outside of her house
and it was kind of dirty, but everybodyknew where was
the bag lady. Everybody took care of her if she
needed it, but she didn't need much. She kept to herself.
And when she died, she left this a couple of organizations,
the churches, like two million dollars. She had money. That's
crazy I know it's crazy anyway, big shout out, Susan Guffy.
(18:15):
You may not be here. Maybe you're listening from heaven.
Maybe do what if we're on Heaven's ready, I think
we are. Check the website right now. We're the one
that featured com All right, awesome, that's what it's all about.
That was telling me something good. This is rejected segments
where we talked about segments that we're never gonna make
(18:36):
the air, except they so were never going to make
the air that they make the air. Rejected segments the
top five rejected segments in the past thirty days. These
are all ideas that you guys have sent in. I
like to free you Amy. You have no rejected segments
that were so bad that you made ye nice job.
Speaker 8 (18:55):
I feel like they still make it through this, so
sometimes they get bummed that I don't have anything a
part of it.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
It's like, well, they have to be so bad to
make it through this.
Speaker 7 (19:02):
I know, but this makes me want to submit such
bad things.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
We don't know, you guys know. The only one who
really tries to go super creative is Mike d and
he puts out some really crazy, weird ones just to
go let's just see if this were.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
Oh you're saying me and Lunchbox just do regular yeah sometimes.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
Yeah. Number five was just Mike de suggesting the ear
piercing punishment. We simply play a game where the loser
must go to Claire's and get their ear piers No.
Oh no, no, thank thank goodness. That's a rejected second.
It's like I like to get an ear peer like
the bunny. Please done that whole stay there forever. I
think it grows back unless you rip it out like
(19:40):
Amy did. All right, next one, number four simply because
it was so boring and we never would have talked
about it. Eddie submitted, I have a hard time deleting emails. Wow,
this is guy.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
This is important because like I have, let me see
how many emails I have unread? Dude, the number is
crazy and nine unread email.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
Why don't you delete them?
Speaker 2 (20:03):
Well, because my email said you are running out of space,
so I was like, I'm.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
Gonna have to delete some emails.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
But literally, if there has any kind of information on it,
I have a.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
Hard time to leading it. So you're hoarding. Uh yeah,
it's so hard for me to get rid of emails.
Oh my gosh, okay, that one. There's no way we
would ever do that. Here we go, next one, number three,
In a first for rejected segments ever in the history
of rejected segments, the top three are all held by
one persons. Raymundo. Oh, no, good, so I didn't have
(20:36):
it either. I did a good job this month. You
did your job, Raymundo. He said he had a Jennifer
Lopez story that's an exclusive. Here we go if we
want it for sure, clickbait, Ray go ahead, Ray, Yeah, no.
I was talking to this dude at the in the
Bahamas at a pool and he used to work security,
and he said, this is just interesting. Why j Loo
(20:56):
is j Lo? He said, she loves to gamble. She's
actually almost a little bit obsessed with it. So she
would go to a casino I believe it was in
Atlantic City and rent the thing out so it's just
her and her friends, thirty people partying, but she would
have them lower all the table limits to one dollar
because she hates losing money but loves to gamble. I'm like, well,
that's why she's one of the richest people in the world.
She's smart with her money. But she she runted out
(21:19):
the whole casino. So they made enough money. That's expensive.
Find no way to actually verify this except for he
was sitting at the pool with a guy who claimed
he used to be something in the Bahamas? Right, how
do you know he was even telling the truth? He was,
I mean, he was a police officer for thirty six
years in a badge or anything. I didn't ask for it.
Speaker 8 (21:37):
This is quite the weird story to fabricat.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
Yeah, and just to like throw it out there to
somebody who've never met, right, Yeah, So this was just
unverified t gossip. And that's one of three. That's three
and number two and number one, I lol, especially when
I put them by each other. All right, let's go
number two. So and number two. Raymundo wanted to go
around the room. He said, let's go round there and
recommend a friend of ours who does music. And so
(21:59):
this was him wanting to come on the air and
just I don't know, shout out one of his buddies, Eric.
Was it Eric Dodd? No, it's not Eric Dodd. I
have other music buddies. So it was him suggesting that
it would be a segment. But he had somebody who
really wanted to promote It was like the time Lunchbox
wanted to do carpool karaoke, but really he just wanted
to ride to work, right, Yeah, that would be fun,
Like Ray, I think Ray was like, I'll talk about
you on the show. So he submits this segment, right,
(22:20):
and so we didn't do it because we're not gonna
go around to be like I got a friend who's
in music and play just kind of a weird set. Yeah,
I don't really have any musician friends. So somebody who
was it? Ray Dan smally okay? And did you tell
him there was a chance he'd get on the air.
Speaker 6 (22:35):
No.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
I just came up with the idea because he sent
me a song and I was like, that's actually kind
of dang good. So and it rolls into because and
we didn't do this, can we hear the song? Not yet?
It rolls into number one because we did not do
number two, and then like a week and a half later,
number one comes in. Here we go number one. When
was the last time you heard a song that literally
made you slap your knee and guess what it was?
(22:57):
Eric or whatever he's trying. He tried twice to get
his buddy on the air.
Speaker 7 (23:04):
Okay, yeah, your knee.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
So there was something exchanged, then another's not. I like
the song. Something happened because he fought for it twice yep, yep.
So Ray, what's his name? Dan Smalley? S M A
S M A L L E Y. And our wives
used to work together, okay, and your wives they don't anymore. Yeah,
they both took different jobs. And what kind of artist
(23:28):
is he? A country? Okay? And would you happen to
have a song by by some chance? I do? Okay,
he makes you slap your knee.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
Yeah, and the songs are reloaded, yes, in the appropriate place?
Speaker 1 (23:41):
Correct? Yeah? Yeah, we figured. Okay, here's dance. What's it called?
This is called born and Raised on the Bayou. Let's
see here we go, cra is pop talking fingers looking
bonne and raised on the bi a little pool from
coming daddy, sweet apple blushing, come in, beat us and
the dogs in the back yard, and born and read
don't buy you cage? Sounds good, kind of swarm me
(24:17):
cage and buy it. But it's got like this to
you guys. Hear that nap my knee on that one.
It's good. It's just Ray was like trying to strategically
get this in so I admire it. Yeah, the Dan
smally born on it works. It's gone by Born on
(24:38):
the b on the by. Do you feel good now?
I like the song? So now you keep your money
he gave you or whatever the beers that you get you. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (24:46):
No.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
If I like something, I try to bring into the show.
But you'd like try to cheat it in twice just
because literally one day I was like, dang, I almost
slapped my knee just listening to this song. What you
gonna say? I mean off this song? I mean, Ray
may be in something on to the j Lo thing.
Speaker 5 (24:59):
Put j Loo's mom want a bunch of slot machine
at an Atlantic City casino dollar slot.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
But she won like his millions. Yes, that's what I'm saying.
He said, she rented it out.
Speaker 5 (25:08):
Everything was a dollar her mom at the Atlantic City
casino dollar slots.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
Interesting, Ray was onto something. Well, Ray, thank you for
suggesting all those segments. Yes, and shout out to Dan Smalley,
our boy, my name man, slap my name. All right,
here's the game we're gonna play next. I'm gonna play
you a nine one one call, and you tell me
why they called nine one one who For example, would
(25:35):
you play the clip there.
Speaker 4 (25:38):
One emergency?
Speaker 10 (25:39):
You have emergency, sir, because.
Speaker 7 (25:41):
You don't know one?
Speaker 1 (25:43):
Yeah, you don't know one. I don't.
Speaker 4 (25:47):
I am not understanding the word you're saying, Sarah.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
So, was he a so drunk he thought he was
calling his ex girlfriend for a little boot cale? Was
he wanted to order a cheeseburger and he was nine one?
If he's so hungry he's mumbling, or he accidentally a
butt dialed nine one one one. Well out at the bar,
what would you suggest there? Cheeseburger a booty call? Uh,
the answer is here you go.
Speaker 3 (26:06):
If you have an emergency, let's.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
Have a good day. Well, I asked you if you
had an emergency, and you said no, you needed a choosberger.
So we don't take cheeseburger order. Can you give me
some information maybe we can try to help you out.
You want a cheeburger, top can't do that. Get a
cop burger, so get a police b alt. We're gonna
come back and you guys will do five of these
(26:31):
if you can win our wins pride or something. Okay,
we'll play nine one one name that nine one one call. Next,
I'll play you a nine to one one recording of
someone calling for an unusual reason. I'll give you a
few options. Name the reason they were calling. All right,
here we go, hit it nine.
Speaker 3 (26:48):
But this isn't really an emergency, a sort of one
to the little old lady.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
So you got a little lady going, well, it's not
an emergency. So is she calling a because she needs
helping a bottle of beer that she bought so she
could sleep? Was she having a scrap booking emergency and
she wanted to see if police could bring her more
glue for her hot glue gun? Or she accidentally recorded
over murder? She wrote, I wanted to see if police
(27:14):
had a copy so they could she could watch it.
Let me play one more time.
Speaker 3 (27:19):
Here you go, But this isn't really an emergency, in
a sort of one to this little old lady.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
Lady, old lady, Yeah, okay, a bottle of beer scrap
booking emergency or murder? She wrote, Amy beer lunchbox, bottle
of beer, Eddie, she needed that glue for the scrap book. Okay,
we got two beers in one book.
Speaker 3 (27:42):
Go ahead, if a couple of small bottles with beer,
I love the problem. The problem is I can't open
the bottles. Would you send a man over and I'll
be downstairs and have him open the bottle?
Speaker 7 (27:57):
Came on, wait a minute, I can't wait a minute?
Speaker 3 (27:58):
Am I quick? You can't play? See when out and
bought two models of beer and you want to play.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
To make a mine?
Speaker 3 (28:05):
Open em employers, please, because I don't have any equipment
here that seems to handle that turned top.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
You know, I feel bad for she's old. Yeah, all right,
Next up here we go nine one.
Speaker 3 (28:20):
What's the location of your emergency?
Speaker 8 (28:23):
We get into that.
Speaker 10 (28:24):
Yeah, I have a question.
Speaker 6 (28:26):
Is this an emergency?
Speaker 1 (28:27):
Sir?
Speaker 9 (28:28):
It depends?
Speaker 1 (28:29):
So wow, I love this. This is a good one.
He either did not get to see the Game of
Thrones finale and wants to ask what happened. He and
his girlfriend got to an argument and they needed unbiased
third party to settle the argument. Or he has been
growing the wacky Tobacci and he wants to know how
much he can get in trouble for hmm. So here's
(28:52):
the couple more time.
Speaker 3 (28:54):
What's the location of your emergency?
Speaker 1 (28:57):
Well, SMA get into that yet a question?
Speaker 4 (29:00):
Is this an emergency?
Speaker 7 (29:01):
Sir?
Speaker 1 (29:02):
It depends which one is it? Answers, write them down, please, lunchbox,
whacky Tobacci, Eddie, Oh, whacky Tobacci. That's why I doesn't
want to say anything yet. I don't want to give
that lok Amy settle an argument. It is wacky.
Speaker 5 (29:19):
What's going on?
Speaker 10 (29:20):
I was just growing from marijuana. I was just wondering
what how much you know trouble?
Speaker 6 (29:26):
You can get into it for one plant.
Speaker 4 (29:28):
You're growing marijuana, and you want to know how much
depends on how big the plant is.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
It's only as possession.
Speaker 7 (29:35):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (29:36):
You can get tinged for a roach in a car.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
Okay, all right, thanks for the info. We'll get to
that later. Oh boy, all right, another one.
Speaker 5 (29:44):
We are the emergency services.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
We deal with life and death incident. There's nothing to
do with the police.
Speaker 3 (29:52):
They have a number or I can't do no, I don't.
Speaker 6 (29:54):
Have a number either.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
It's emergency life or death. So obviously that's in the UK.
The caller there that you can hear from, or was
she calling to get help because she cannot remember the
password to her laptop? Was she trying to get ahold
of Prince William so she wanted the number, or was
she trying to get a product on Home Shopping Network,
but she didn't get the numbers, so she called nine
one one. So laptop Prince William or Shopping Network Lunchbox
(30:21):
in the lead. Here these are his people.
Speaker 7 (30:23):
He knows who's correcting.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
Eddie might go with he lost the password. I think
that's a girl. Okay, yeah, whoever it was lost Lunchbox.
Speaker 5 (30:34):
She is attracted to Prince William Amy Prince William.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
Least imagine say I'm calling because my laptop is cruised.
Speaker 3 (30:44):
I need to and spose the patmi's number.
Speaker 4 (30:47):
You called it the place to get a password for
your laptop.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
Correct. Yeah, we have two more. Here we go, let's go, baby.
Here is the next one. Hi? Is this a Jriff?
This is Sergeant Mark Donelson with the Sharon Boo bollye.
Speaker 4 (30:59):
How can I I.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
Had two cops come here last night? All right, two
cops came to the house. Interesting. Oh, did he want
to invite two cops that came by his house to
the next party because he thought they were cool? He
calls to ask for his wacky backy back because the
cops took it, or he called to accuse the cops
(31:21):
of hitting on his girlfriend. So I'll play it again.
Speaker 6 (31:23):
Oh is this a sheriff.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
This is Sergeant Mark Dutteleson with the Sharon Booth Police.
Speaker 4 (31:29):
So can I help you?
Speaker 1 (31:29):
I had two cops come here last night, all right,
so that they are they want to bite him back
because he liked him. They took his wacky to backy,
or they hit on his girlfriends. This is easy, Amy,
girlfriend lunchbox. He wants to call to fight the cops
because they hit on his chick Eddie. He sounds upset
they hit on his girlfriend. Show me that clip. I
(31:50):
had two cops come here last night and I wanted
back like four. It was really good. Took on one
whacky the backings, buy one. Here we go hit it?
Where do you?
Speaker 3 (32:02):
What do you?
Speaker 6 (32:04):
I'm actually.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
Okay. So that's what you have there. What's the problem
is uh a? He called because he couldn't get the
paint off after coloring his entire body blue for a
sports game. So that's the problem too. He called because
swallow piece of gum and thought it was gonna be
stuck in his stomach for ten years or see. He
took viagra and it hasn't gone down for four days.
M hmm, one more time. Listen to him here, where
(32:28):
do you what do you think?
Speaker 6 (32:29):
I'm actually.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
You here? Say what do you e M S for?
Speaker 3 (32:34):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (32:37):
I don't know, Eddie. Lunchbox are tied? Amy can tie
in here? This is huge lunchbox gum Eddie, Biagra Amy
blue pill. Oh, two viagras and one gum. Okay, it's
not the paint of his body blue. Okay, good good,
(32:57):
Let's just play it man. I know he's distraught, dude,
it's the viagraaight took.
Speaker 6 (33:01):
Some hills and I'm actually I took two Biakar hills
and might give been up for like Fordys and there
hasn't been any signs of change whatsoever.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
Days and he called four days later. Eddie is our winner, Eddie,
what do you want to say to all those runners
out there? Guys?
Speaker 2 (33:19):
Gotta stop using nine one one d Come on, it's
for emergencies only.
Speaker 1 (33:23):
Using this system. But Eddie, you are the winner. Nice job.
Speaker 10 (33:28):
Voicemail from Kevin Hey, Bobby Bones a couple of months back,
won a five hundred dollars gift card to home depot.
I used a little bit of it, did a home
project and then we had some floods in the area
and found some other ways to make use of it,
and really everybody benefited from that. So I appreciate you
(33:49):
guys for sponsoring and then getting Home Depot on board
and everything worked out great. Thank you all again, and
I have a wonderful day.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
Ye appreciate that we did all deal with the military
and Home Depot, So glad to that worked for you,
and it sounds like for other people too. That's really cool,
all right. Next up here is is Rebecca and Tampa, Florida.
Speaker 4 (34:07):
Just had a comment and question about taking your husband's
last name. Myself, like Amy, I am divorced with three
kids and I have remarried, but I did not take
my new husband's last name because I chose to keep
the same last name and my kids. And I'm just
curious if Amy has any thoughts on what she might
(34:28):
do in that situation.
Speaker 7 (34:30):
Well, good question.
Speaker 8 (34:32):
Currently, I'm keeping my ex husband's last name because the kids,
because of the kids, and well, professionally, I'm I've been
Amy Brown, so that's the thing. And I don't know
if I were to get married what I would do,
But I think it's okay if you're known for that
professionally or you just want to maintain consistency with your kids.
Speaker 7 (34:53):
You just have to do what feels best for you.
Everybody's going to.
Speaker 8 (34:56):
Look a little bit different, but hopefully your new person
significant other doesn't mind that you're holding on to the
like they understand the reason why.
Speaker 1 (35:04):
So your message is regardless of the situation, do it
feels good. Absolutely, everybody's good. Hey, I just do it
feels good in any situation, whatsoever, it feels good, chase
it any situation.
Speaker 7 (35:15):
Do you have to do it feels right for you.
Speaker 1 (35:17):
I agree, Pile of stories.
Speaker 8 (35:21):
Jorts are officially back in style, and not just the cutoffs.
This fashion trend includes the long baggy I mean they
have they have a hymn and everything, even the cargo
jorts are back, not just for men, for women too.
Speaker 7 (35:35):
So this is something we saw in the nineties.
Speaker 1 (35:37):
But what I feel like they've been back like two times. Yeah,
they've made temporary like that little game where the little
thing pops its head out and you hit it with
whack them wrack them. Yeah, I feel like it's whack
them mold a couple of times, because I've had some
georts a couple of times. Although they may not have
been in style, you have the cutoff gjorts both. Well,
when I was a kid, you'd buy jeans and we
couldn't afford to buy shorts as well, so you just
(35:58):
cut them off after you wore them a whole year,
and then it got back to being cool again and
you're like, well, now what do I do?
Speaker 8 (36:05):
Yeah, well, you know short cutoffs have always been in,
but these are the ones that go like down to
the knees. Yeah, so yeah, you all can start rocking
on and maybe even your braided belt from you ever
have braided belt?
Speaker 3 (36:16):
Like?
Speaker 7 (36:17):
Ll bean?
Speaker 1 (36:18):
Okay, ll bean? That the mall sounds like the mall? Yeah,
I thought it was a coffee store.
Speaker 8 (36:26):
Okay, So what's the weirdest way you've ever made some
extra cash?
Speaker 4 (36:30):
Oh? On?
Speaker 1 (36:31):
So I hooked for a while. Really tough dude, a fish,
Now what's up?
Speaker 8 (36:39):
Well, one time I was in Vegas for a work
convention when I was in sales, way before I did radio,
and there was this huge piece of chocolate cake and
I didn't really make that much of money, so I
was always looking for ways, and they said, if you
have that entire us of cake, we'll give you a
couple of hundred dollars so I.
Speaker 7 (36:53):
Did it and it was like my bagus money, the money,
I got the money.
Speaker 1 (36:58):
Why do you ask this question, Well.
Speaker 8 (36:59):
Because there was something put up in it online and
the top weird way to make extra cash was selling urine,
like clean urine, especially to coworkers that may get drug tested.
Speaker 7 (37:11):
Wow, And that's just a way to make extra money.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
I would do that if it was selling thing you're
into people who weren't getting drug tested. They just wanted
your urine. That's weird, that's what it was a little weirder. Huh.
Speaker 7 (37:22):
Yeah, it's definitely weird. But it's kind of crazy that we.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
Say, one, listen, you got pictures on my feet? Cool,
you want my urine? Cool? You used underwear? Cool? And
bother me and hurt me. I'll sell it all. I'll
put it on give basket. Do it like Easter all
the same time? Extra, Yeah, go ahead.
Speaker 8 (37:38):
Carrie Underwood's home life is very similar to yours mine.
She was on the Today Show and they asked her
to describe her typical day in the life, and here's
the clip.
Speaker 11 (37:50):
The kids go to school, My husband usually takes them,
but the second they leave, it's like goint a vacuum.
Make their beds and kind of check their rooms and
make sure there's not wet towels on the floor, and
clean our room, go work out gardens. I'm always cooking
something or caning something, or I kind of live in
the kitchen making bread or something.
Speaker 1 (38:09):
She just like us. It's pretty normal.
Speaker 7 (38:14):
I meane, that's my file.
Speaker 1 (38:16):
That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the
good news.
Speaker 8 (38:25):
So shout out to Don Rutledge, a substitute teacher at
an elementary school that decided to put something really special
in his neighborhood for his neighbors to enjoy. It's an
old payphone, but he wired it to worked where you
don't even need a quarter.
Speaker 7 (38:38):
You can call anywhere you want to.
Speaker 8 (38:40):
Not only that, if you just go to the payphone
and pick it up and press one, you get a
knock knock joke you for us. Two you get to
listen to a joke for kids. And he just wanted
something to bring a smile to people that are walking by.
Speaker 1 (38:54):
I sure the NSA is not involved in this.
Speaker 8 (38:58):
They're listening to call if you any national security somehow.
Speaker 1 (39:02):
I bet you big brothers involved. That's really cool. I mean,
payphones are weird. They weren't back when I was a kid.
But payphones that would never touch one, they're so good.
What this guy did though, I like it. It's a
community effort. Hopefully. Not only can you push one and
get a joke, but there's also one of those little
tubes of wipes that you can wipe it down. That
would be really good too. Yes, yes, all right, Well,
(39:24):
good job, buddy. If the neighborhood's happier, everybody wins. That's
what it's all about. That was telling me something good.
Comet. Welcome to Tuday show more today morning. All right
around the room, let's do the check in. I first
met this guy when he was working for the local news,
and he says, he's in if we do a Bobby
Bone show cruise.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
I got a little update for you on my son's
birthday party. So last week I said, Oh, my son's
got a birthday party on Sunday. It's the same time
as the Cowboys game.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
What do I do? Right?
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Hey, shout out to show Time Sports the place we
had the party at.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
They knew I was coming. They had a big TV
set up with a game on. Did they know you
were coming? For real? They knew it was you.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Nah.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
I was just up there, okay because it was a
big game. Yeah, And so.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Me and like five other dads we just sat there
and watched the game while the kids just played.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Did you sit there and only pay attention to the
game or were you able to just look back at
the game while you were paying attention to the kids.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
No?
Speaker 2 (00:56):
No, they had couches set up, so we sat and
watched the game and then during commercial as we go
watch the kids.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Okay, that's not what I thought you. Thank you for
your honest.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
The kids sometimes would run to the couch and sit
with us for a little bit too. It worked out
for everyone.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
It was great. What would they do when they would
sit on the couch, ask for money or just care? Yeah,
I'm glad you got to watch your game at your
kid's birthday? Thank you, guys. All right, moving on, When
Dan and Shay were in the studio, he can only
name one Dan and Shay song. One of them that
he guessed was named me and Bieber and that one
was wrong.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
All right.
Speaker 5 (01:26):
I just want to I mean, I guess it's spill
the tea whatever.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
You want to call it. Amy, Who want you want to? Yeah?
Go ahead, go ahead, I spill the t Let's spill
the tea.
Speaker 6 (01:35):
Amy.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Who's the busiest person on this show?
Speaker 7 (01:38):
Bobby?
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Sorry?
Speaker 6 (01:39):
Sorry?
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Bobby self proclaimed busiest person on the show, Bobby.
Speaker 7 (01:43):
Eddie.
Speaker 5 (01:43):
Yeah, Eddie just swamped all the time, you know what
I mean, never has time to do anything. Oh man,
I'm working so hard. Amy, I'm gonna send you a picture.
And this is what Eddie does at work when we're
all he thinks everyone's gone and he's quote unquote working.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
This is what he.
Speaker 5 (01:57):
Does he's on his phone and what is he doing.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
He is facetiming friends. That's right. Let me see that picture.
Oh yeah, are you facetiming with someone there? That's right?
You know who that is?
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Yeah, my business partner. No, it's our friends. See, he's
also my business for what business chickens? We were talking
about what kind of smokers we need to buy our chicken.
Speaker 5 (02:16):
What you were talking about is the Cowboys wins, because
you're both cowboys, and you sat on the phone for
thirty minutes celebrating the Cowboys victory, and it's like.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
So busy. We got time to FaceTime Steve at work
and I would jump in and protect Eddy, but you know,
I'm trying to throw me under the bus. Earlier, well,
when because they were like who's the busiest name, he
goes Bobby. Then you said who's self? Proclaiming you Bobby.
Trying to get it out a little bit.
Speaker 8 (02:38):
Someone also pointed out to me, look, Eddie, I don't
care what you do with your time, but he does.
Speaker 7 (02:43):
For claim to be busy.
Speaker 8 (02:44):
And then he also like talks about how he's like
a present dad always tries.
Speaker 7 (02:48):
To do things.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Now we're with each kid every day.
Speaker 8 (02:51):
Something like he has four kids, and there was something
in a segment.
Speaker 7 (02:55):
I guess it was yesterday.
Speaker 8 (02:56):
I don't know if someone sent a note that was
like Eddie literally said, so I never get to pick
my kids up from school because I'm working out, like
he wasn't like, because he's at work.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Heard that that's part of my life. We exercise to
do that. I don't want to be on try to
throw me under the bus. But you know what working
part of my that's okay.
Speaker 7 (03:17):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
He's just like, oh, but I had good try good,
try those guys. I Eddie's facetimes for a long time,
for like thirty minutes a day. Guys, we're talking about business.
You don't even do chickens anymore. Chickens all right, anyway,
thank you lunch by Try guys. She needs to be
more careful when reading dms on Instagram. We don't want
her to fall for yet another scam. Here's Amy.
Speaker 8 (03:41):
So I had a water company issue for well much
of this year. My bills were crazy high. Then we
figured out where the leak was. The water company came
out multiple times though, and they couldn't figure out the problem.
So I had to hire an outside company to figure
it out. Anyway, long story short, now that my water
bill is back down to being low, I decided to
read chi out to them to see if there was
(04:01):
anything they could do, like refund wise, because they weren't
able to help me figure.
Speaker 7 (04:07):
It out, I just give it a shot.
Speaker 8 (04:08):
I didn't think they for sure owed me anything. Well
may maybe four hundred dollars back. So moral moral of
this story is, hey, just see where they want to
help you out. I mean, I think they went through
like a few different months and decided to make it
right for.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Certain that somebody going yeah, why not?
Speaker 6 (04:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (04:26):
Why not? I mean, so why not ask? And I was.
Speaker 8 (04:28):
Very very grateful because I spent way more than that
on water because of a pinhole leak, and because of
the months they gave back to me those were technically
married months. So I am going to split.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Half of my own if you have to.
Speaker 8 (04:43):
I don't have to to say anything, but I guess
I know because I I feel like, if he should
get the two hundred and I'll take the two hundred,
we'll split to four hundred.
Speaker 7 (04:52):
For you, because that seems what do you what do
you know?
Speaker 1 (04:56):
What do you know? He wouldn't No should bleep this
last part out.
Speaker 7 (05:01):
Well, I'm not worried about it.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
I feel like it's good for you. Then you have integrity.
Speaker 8 (05:04):
I like that if they if they had happened to
choose the months that like because it's fine old, then
that'd be different.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
But well, all right, go ahead from Mountain Pine, Arkansas.
He recently cut his hair and he wants us to
notice and stare. Bobby, thank you very much. Okay, this
is what I was alluding to yesterday on the show.
We go to Virginia Beach to do a show last
Friday night, my comedically inspirational tour, and we probably get
in at like two, usually go to sound check at
(05:31):
like three, meet and greet at five. Show. It just
rolls all the way through the night. My wife and
I get into the hotel. We walk in and I
go into the bathroom and there's toilet paper in there
with poopy on it. Wow, in the toilet in the
toilet the bed was made. Oh that means the maid
used the but there's toilet paper with poopy on it.
(05:51):
And I'm like, oh, and I know. I used to
clean like resort condos on my grandma. We would go
and normal humans stand them in their mess ups. I
get it. We walk up and cal and I see
if I'm rinking some weird energy drink and I'm like,
what an empty energy drink can was on the table
under the TV that also was left there. It was
(06:14):
I was between the poopy toilet paper and the toilet
and the big old energy. We were grossed that the
whole time you had a squatter, Well, so did you?
I didn't. No, you didn't ask for a free room.
Speaker 5 (06:25):
No, dude, poopy toilet paper is absolutely valid for free room.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
I didn't want to get anybody in trouble. I didn't
want to get somebody who's true. I was borderline though,
at saying something I didn't because I could flush it
and just throw it away. Sure, but I was bordered.
But we did not. But it was I couldn't stop
thinking about it. Even when I was sleeping. I was like, yeah,
I was like, oh, they poop on the pillow case.
You know, it's just Oh. It was gross though, So
(06:53):
I didn't like that, but we used to in DC.
The next night it was super clean. Oh good, what
that makes up for it? Well, that's normal. Let's open
up the mail bags.
Speaker 6 (07:03):
You friend the mail and reading all the air get
something we call Bobby's mail bag.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Yeah, hello, Bobby Bones. I found out the other day
that someone I know baby trapped her boyfriend after he
told her he never wanted to have kids. I know
this because he's good friends with my husband. She wanted
to get married to have kids, so she stopped taking
her birth control pills and got pregnant. He doesn't know
any of this information yet, and if I had to guess,
he's going to be furious. They've only been dating three months.
Does he have a right to know? Should I see
(07:31):
if my husband can talk to him about it? Or
is this something he needs to find out on his own.
Signed discovered a baby trap, So she is not pregnant yet?
Then right, according to this, she's not pregnant yet or
she has practiced that pregnant. If you baby trapped, that
means you I don't hear that she's pregnant. She has
got pregnant, she wanted to give got pregnant. Dang, I
(07:53):
thought she was just like in the process. But how
you can't prove you can't prove that she did that.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Oh, there's no conversation, no text.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
If you don't have food. Also, what's the benefit. Let's
just do this. Let's say you go and you're like,
hey man, this is what she did. First of all,
you can't prove it, it's all here say. And then two,
let's say she did do it. What good is it
doing to tell him that while she's pregnant about and
he's about to have a baby. What good does it do? None?
It doesn't. It really doesn't do any good. I think
(08:26):
it's kind of one of those awkward chili situations where
you kind of want to get in that chili, but
don't keep your spoon out because you don't even know
if it's true. For sure, you're hearing it hearsay, and
we love running our mouths when we hear something. Yeah,
but it's just it's so much here say. And there
also is no benefit to this, because I was thinking,
if she's not pregnant, I would go tell, I would
go give a heads out. Does it matter if he's
(08:47):
going to stick around or not? Like, is he going
to stay in the relationship. I would imagine he is
because she wanted to get married and have kids, And
just I mean, how long are you with your your
ex husband before you got married six until you got
engaged three. I'm just throwing that out there.
Speaker 7 (09:07):
Wow wow, I wasn't trying to baby trap him.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
No, I know. I'm just saying some people, everybody has
a different timeline. We shouln't really just sign ourselves at
the timeline. Thinks.
Speaker 7 (09:14):
Yeah, I guess right.
Speaker 8 (09:16):
I just thought it is a little.
Speaker 7 (09:18):
Quick to baby trap.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Does he have a right to know? The question is
does he have a right job?
Speaker 7 (09:23):
But it's not your job.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Not your job. And you heard it, you heard it.
You don't know it. So you your own chili. Yeah,
stay out of it, far far away. Yeah, not your cervice.
Leave it alone, stay out of it. Mm hm. That's
tough though. Thank you for the email, but I just
stay out of it. There you go. That's that's it.
Close it up. We got your email and we read
(09:44):
it on your Now let's find the cloth. Bobby failed
that damn her very own Abby is in studio, her
artist name Abby Lee and with that song, Hey, they're hometown.
That's been blowing up the char Wichita, You'll always be.
(10:06):
He saw big article on the paper written about you. Yeah,
Wichita Eagle headline Bobby Bones helps witchitol native lunch singing
career and her new song about Wichital.
Speaker 5 (10:15):
She doesn't have a singing career. That is a false advertisement.
Like guys, oh my.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
God, have you ever been paid to sing?
Speaker 3 (10:21):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Absolutely, that's a career. So they talk about this songs
about Wichital generally the Wichita Lineman.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
There's oh oh, they've added it to the list of
an even seven nation army.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
I'm going to Wichita. Yeah. So, and then how'd you
feel about that article? Get ready? Awesome?
Speaker 9 (10:41):
I mean I grew up with that newspaper in my house.
Speaker 7 (10:43):
What that's crazy.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Since debuting the song on the show I'm Performing in
front of the Orphum crowds in August, Abby le Anderson
has been in studio to record an official version. The
full lyrics are below. It started streaming on all major
music platforms on Thursday, and then not only that, Abby's
song was in the top one hundred on iTunes. It's
like sixty something wild. Wow, sounds like a career to me. Yeah,
(11:07):
that's what a career is. Lunchbox. What do you think
about her song making top like sixty on iTunes? I
just don't believe it. What do you mean? No, I
have to check it. I have a picture of it.
You great, any song can make top fifty sixty. That's
not true. That also is not true. But you have
to admit the songs good.
Speaker 5 (11:24):
Yeah, the guys that wrote it were amazing. It's story
did not guys.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
But you don't know this. I know it.
Speaker 5 (11:30):
Okay, I'm very pappy. How many how many lines did
you write?
Speaker 7 (11:35):
That's not how songwriting how works.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Don't change the questions, but that's not how songwriting works. Okay,
So what is it if Abby goes, Okay, this is
where I'm from, this is what I wanna do, and
I want to express it this way, and someone goes,
what if we say it like this year's Oh yeah,
I like that. But what if we then all of
a sudden nobody wrote one whole line, but you all
collectively came together and did a line or three lines, or.
Speaker 5 (11:56):
If I had to guess, if I if I'm just
gonna guess, Okay, let me just guess.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
What do we do hypothesis here? No, no, today, this
is not your time of hypotheticals.
Speaker 5 (12:04):
No, no, I'm doing my hypothesis. That's my it's I
believe my theory. And then at the end, I may
be proven right or wrong? What is that called the
science project? You know, I'm talking about the research when
you have the molder thing my hypothesis, abbably said on
from Wichitaal, I'm going to sing a song in Wichita.
And then they took that and ran with it and
then ads like, I'm a.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Writer, Abby, how did it go?
Speaker 9 (12:27):
I mean, so I came in with like line by line,
kind of wanted not line by line, but.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
So you wrote.
Speaker 9 (12:34):
I wanted to start out like my childhood and how
I started out in Wichita? Yes, and then now here
I am. I always wanted to sing. Now here I
am actually singing what I'm doing now, which I say,
I love my job now. So it was like an
actual story like I was on I remember Wichita, like
the playground and then being a football game about.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Whoa you come up with that? That was collected? So
thank you. There you go. But that's not that's not
a win.
Speaker 5 (13:03):
No, no, no, okay, So which line? Just tell me something
you came up with?
Speaker 3 (13:07):
I don't.
Speaker 9 (13:07):
I just told you the playground, the whole structure of
the song.
Speaker 7 (13:12):
Basically, yes, the whole story of it.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Well, congratulations, because I saw you talking to Alexa and
you were like play and then it played the cool
and then it was top sixty on iTunes and then
you got this article written about you. Yeah, So what's
best case scenario in your mind from all this.
Speaker 9 (13:31):
That I did something that I've always wanted to but
I've been holding back. I mean, I've been here ten
years and I was like, oh, I can't do that.
It's impossible. No one's going to take me seriously. And
then you get out there and you actually do it
and it happens, and I'm like, Okay, now it's it's
limitless what I do.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
So there's a limit in your mind, though, what's the
best case scenario that could happen from you put in
the song out from this?
Speaker 9 (13:51):
Well, I would just say me growing as like an
artist and getting more songs out, Like I want to
do an EP, That's what I want to do. Like
I think more like personal is what would be the
best for me?
Speaker 1 (14:02):
And what's the worst case scenario?
Speaker 7 (14:05):
The worst case? I don't think there's a worst case.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
It's awesome. Let's go. So her name is Abby Lee Anderson.
If you look her up and you stream her, l
E I G eight and I hope people stream you
sight they this song? What we played the hook again?
Ray You'll always be home? Well, what about like strike
(14:29):
while the iron's hot? You know theory? Okay, true, you
don't toy Jonas brother's starting tomorrow go like you've got
to go now?
Speaker 3 (14:35):
Right?
Speaker 1 (14:35):
No, I don't think so where the career like it's
taking off.
Speaker 5 (14:40):
When Bobby says it's limitless, he's being.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
I didn't say limitless, she did.
Speaker 5 (14:44):
Yeah, he's letting you, but him right there is letting
her know. Let's let's not get out of control with you.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
You know it's it's me going that's awesome. Let's keep
building on it while you're also still doing this. Yes,
and if you ever say, hey, I really want to
go out and take this out, I will you have
my blessing to go and do whatever you want to do.
Speaker 9 (14:59):
Like if someone and asked me to go on to
her be a background vocalist, you know, to Harmonie, you.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Wouldn't want to be a background vocalist. I'd struggle with
that now. But if you they like Abby should come open,
I'd be like, Abby, you go do that, but don't wait.
Speaker 7 (15:09):
For someone to wait. You struggle with her, like if
she got asked you.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
That, yes, she shouldn't be a backgroundvocalist. That's that's a
whole different thing than what the background. Yes, until she
wanted to be an artist, and then she was like,
I have to be an artist and struggle that way.
You could be a background vocalist five years ago. And
it's a really hard thing to do it, but that's
what they do. That's what they want to do. That's
what how they That's a very hard thing to do,
but that's their direction. You are a star.
Speaker 9 (15:36):
I just don't get my lunchbox. Can't be happy like
for once, just once. You say you're my friend, but
you're not.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
Amen. What do you mean I got you a singing gig?
I mean I got you a job. But you also
made fun of her and put up for a bunch
of seven gigs that are making fun of her.
Speaker 5 (15:49):
Yeah, and guess what, Without me, she would not be
where she is today.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
Is that true or not true? That's not true? Really,
if I didn't make fun of her singing, you wouldn't
give her all these chances. Oh so you're doing it
on perfect You've been doing her a favor. She needed
vocal lessons.
Speaker 5 (16:04):
She wouldn't have got vocal lessons because she thought her
nasaly voice sounded good.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
Is he the reason that you've started to have some success?
Speaker 9 (16:10):
Yes, you know, in the past there have been haters
and I let them stop me. But now I'm like,
I'm gonna let it like fel feel fire right, but.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
Prove that people right to believe in you instead of
worrying about proving people wrong.
Speaker 9 (16:21):
But don't I know it's true. So yeah, thank you
to everybody that does believe.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
Let's play. Let's play a song now.
Speaker 5 (16:27):
Yes, this is a national show. We can't be playing
these goofy songs.
Speaker 7 (16:31):
Not goofy.
Speaker 8 (16:32):
It's so really good, admitted the song is good because
you said.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
The song profession. You heard it, you thought faith they
was singing it. No, I did not. That's what I remember.
This is Hey, their hometown from our very own Abby
Lee Anderson.
Speaker 7 (16:45):
Hey, their hometown.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
It's time for the good news, Bobby. Her name was
Susan Guffy. She passed away last year, but she went
to Highland Park and Topeka and so with that when
she died, she left the five million bucks. Wow, it's
a lot of money. That's crazy. What about her family?
Was like, Hello, what about us. But the principal says,
(17:12):
you know what, I met her over a decade ago,
and she always was involved with helping the school. And
so although that's a lot of money, it wasn't like
a crazy surprise. But he told her they had a
shortage of books and the next week, back then, they
looked and all of a sudden, these books were donated.
So over the years, even somewhat anonymously, she just kept
(17:33):
helping the school. But again when she passed away, she
left five million dollars. There was a lady she pushed
a cart around near Mountain Pine. Could I think they
called her the bag lady cause she always had bags,
bags of start, yes, full of she had bags. She'd
just fill it with random crap. And everybody knew where
she loved, right on the side of the road, and
(17:53):
all these bags were stacked up outside of her house
and it was kind of dirty, but everybodyknew where was
the bag lady. Everybody took care of her if she
needed it, but she didn't need much. She kept to herself.
And when she died, she left this a couple of organizations,
the churches, like two million dollars. She had money. That's
crazy I know it's crazy anyway, big shout out, Susan Guffy.
(18:15):
You may not be here. Maybe you're listening from heaven.
Maybe do what if we're on Heaven's ready, I think
we are. Check the website right now. We're the one
that featured com All right, awesome, that's what it's all about.
That was telling me something good. This is rejected segments
where we talked about segments that we're never gonna make
(18:36):
the air, except they so were never going to make
the air that they make the air. Rejected segments the
top five rejected segments in the past thirty days. These
are all ideas that you guys have sent in. I
like to free you Amy. You have no rejected segments
that were so bad that you made ye nice job.
Speaker 8 (18:55):
I feel like they still make it through this, so
sometimes they get bummed that I don't have anything a
part of it.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
It's like, well, they have to be so bad to
make it through this.
Speaker 7 (19:02):
I know, but this makes me want to submit such
bad things.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
We don't know, you guys know. The only one who
really tries to go super creative is Mike d and
he puts out some really crazy, weird ones just to
go let's just see if this were.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
Oh you're saying me and Lunchbox just do regular yeah sometimes.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
Yeah. Number five was just Mike de suggesting the ear
piercing punishment. We simply play a game where the loser
must go to Claire's and get their ear piers No.
Oh no, no, thank thank goodness. That's a rejected second.
It's like I like to get an ear peer like
the bunny. Please done that whole stay there forever. I
think it grows back unless you rip it out like
(19:40):
Amy did. All right, next one, number four simply because
it was so boring and we never would have talked
about it. Eddie submitted, I have a hard time deleting emails. Wow,
this is guy.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
This is important because like I have, let me see
how many emails I have unread? Dude, the number is
crazy and nine unread email.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
Why don't you delete them?
Speaker 2 (20:03):
Well, because my email said you are running out of space,
so I was like, I'm.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
Gonna have to delete some emails.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
But literally, if there has any kind of information on it,
I have a.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
Hard time to leading it. So you're hoarding. Uh yeah,
it's so hard for me to get rid of emails.
Oh my gosh, okay, that one. There's no way we
would ever do that. Here we go, next one, number three,
In a first for rejected segments ever in the history
of rejected segments, the top three are all held by
one persons. Raymundo. Oh, no, good, so I didn't have
(20:36):
it either. I did a good job this month. You
did your job, Raymundo. He said he had a Jennifer
Lopez story that's an exclusive. Here we go if we
want it for sure, clickbait, Ray go ahead, Ray, Yeah, no.
I was talking to this dude at the in the
Bahamas at a pool and he used to work security,
and he said, this is just interesting. Why j Loo
(20:56):
is j Lo? He said, she loves to gamble. She's
actually almost a little bit obsessed with it. So she
would go to a casino I believe it was in
Atlantic City and rent the thing out so it's just
her and her friends, thirty people partying, but she would
have them lower all the table limits to one dollar
because she hates losing money but loves to gamble. I'm like, well,
that's why she's one of the richest people in the world.
She's smart with her money. But she she runted out
(21:19):
the whole casino. So they made enough money. That's expensive.
Find no way to actually verify this except for he
was sitting at the pool with a guy who claimed
he used to be something in the Bahamas? Right, how
do you know he was even telling the truth? He was,
I mean, he was a police officer for thirty six
years in a badge or anything. I didn't ask for it.
Speaker 8 (21:37):
This is quite the weird story to fabricat.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
Yeah, and just to like throw it out there to
somebody who've never met, right, Yeah, So this was just
unverified t gossip. And that's one of three. That's three
and number two and number one, I lol, especially when
I put them by each other. All right, let's go
number two. So and number two. Raymundo wanted to go
around the room. He said, let's go round there and
recommend a friend of ours who does music. And so
(21:59):
this was him wanting to come on the air and
just I don't know, shout out one of his buddies, Eric.
Was it Eric Dodd? No, it's not Eric Dodd. I
have other music buddies. So it was him suggesting that
it would be a segment. But he had somebody who
really wanted to promote It was like the time Lunchbox
wanted to do carpool karaoke, but really he just wanted
to ride to work, right, Yeah, that would be fun,
Like Ray, I think Ray was like, I'll talk about
you on the show. So he submits this segment, right,
(22:20):
and so we didn't do it because we're not gonna
go around to be like I got a friend who's
in music and play just kind of a weird set. Yeah,
I don't really have any musician friends. So somebody who
was it? Ray Dan smally okay? And did you tell
him there was a chance he'd get on the air.
Speaker 6 (22:35):
No.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
I just came up with the idea because he sent
me a song and I was like, that's actually kind
of dang good. So and it rolls into because and
we didn't do this, can we hear the song? Not yet?
It rolls into number one because we did not do
number two, and then like a week and a half later,
number one comes in. Here we go number one. When
was the last time you heard a song that literally
made you slap your knee and guess what it was?
(22:57):
Eric or whatever he's trying. He tried twice to get
his buddy on the air.
Speaker 7 (23:04):
Okay, yeah, your knee.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
So there was something exchanged, then another's not. I like
the song. Something happened because he fought for it twice yep, yep.
So Ray, what's his name? Dan Smalley? S M A
S M A L L E Y. And our wives
used to work together, okay, and your wives they don't anymore. Yeah,
they both took different jobs. And what kind of artist
(23:28):
is he? A country? Okay? And would you happen to
have a song by by some chance? I do? Okay,
he makes you slap your knee.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
Yeah, and the songs are reloaded, yes, in the appropriate place?
Speaker 1 (23:41):
Correct? Yeah? Yeah, we figured. Okay, here's dance. What's it called?
This is called born and Raised on the Bayou. Let's
see here we go, cra is pop talking fingers looking
bonne and raised on the bi a little pool from
coming daddy, sweet apple blushing, come in, beat us and
the dogs in the back yard, and born and read
don't buy you cage? Sounds good, kind of swarm me
(24:17):
cage and buy it. But it's got like this to
you guys. Hear that nap my knee on that one.
It's good. It's just Ray was like trying to strategically
get this in so I admire it. Yeah, the Dan
smally born on it works. It's gone by Born on
(24:38):
the b on the by. Do you feel good now?
I like the song? So now you keep your money
he gave you or whatever the beers that you get you. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (24:46):
No.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
If I like something, I try to bring into the show.
But you'd like try to cheat it in twice just
because literally one day I was like, dang, I almost
slapped my knee just listening to this song. What you
gonna say? I mean off this song? I mean, Ray
may be in something on to the j Lo thing.
Speaker 5 (24:59):
Put j Loo's mom want a bunch of slot machine
at an Atlantic City casino dollar slot.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
But she won like his millions. Yes, that's what I'm saying.
He said, she rented it out.
Speaker 5 (25:08):
Everything was a dollar her mom at the Atlantic City
casino dollar slots.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
Interesting, Ray was onto something. Well, Ray, thank you for
suggesting all those segments. Yes, and shout out to Dan Smalley,
our boy, my name man, slap my name. All right,
here's the game we're gonna play next. I'm gonna play
you a nine one one call, and you tell me
why they called nine one one who For example, would
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you play the clip there.
Speaker 4 (25:38):
One emergency?
Speaker 10 (25:39):
You have emergency, sir, because.
Speaker 7 (25:41):
You don't know one?
Speaker 1 (25:43):
Yeah, you don't know one. I don't.
Speaker 4 (25:47):
I am not understanding the word you're saying, Sarah.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
So, was he a so drunk he thought he was
calling his ex girlfriend for a little boot cale? Was
he wanted to order a cheeseburger and he was nine one?
If he's so hungry he's mumbling, or he accidentally a
butt dialed nine one one one. Well out at the bar,
what would you suggest there? Cheeseburger a booty call? Uh,
the answer is here you go.
Speaker 3 (26:06):
If you have an emergency, let's.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
Have a good day. Well, I asked you if you
had an emergency, and you said no, you needed a choosberger.
So we don't take cheeseburger order. Can you give me
some information maybe we can try to help you out.
You want a cheeburger, top can't do that. Get a
cop burger, so get a police b alt. We're gonna
come back and you guys will do five of these
(26:31):
if you can win our wins pride or something. Okay,
we'll play nine one one name that nine one one call. Next,
I'll play you a nine to one one recording of
someone calling for an unusual reason. I'll give you a
few options. Name the reason they were calling. All right,
here we go, hit it nine.
Speaker 3 (26:48):
But this isn't really an emergency, a sort of one
to the little old lady.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
So you got a little lady going, well, it's not
an emergency. So is she calling a because she needs
helping a bottle of beer that she bought so she
could sleep? Was she having a scrap booking emergency and
she wanted to see if police could bring her more
glue for her hot glue gun? Or she accidentally recorded
over murder? She wrote, I wanted to see if police
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had a copy so they could she could watch it.
Let me play one more time.
Speaker 3 (27:19):
Here you go, But this isn't really an emergency, in
a sort of one to this little old lady.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
Lady, old lady, Yeah, okay, a bottle of beer scrap
booking emergency or murder? She wrote, Amy beer lunchbox, bottle
of beer, Eddie, she needed that glue for the scrap book. Okay,
we got two beers in one book.
Speaker 3 (27:42):
Go ahead, if a couple of small bottles with beer,
I love the problem. The problem is I can't open
the bottles. Would you send a man over and I'll
be downstairs and have him open the bottle?
Speaker 7 (27:57):
Came on, wait a minute, I can't wait a minute?
Speaker 3 (27:58):
Am I quick? You can't play? See when out and
bought two models of beer and you want to play.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
To make a mine?
Speaker 3 (28:05):
Open em employers, please, because I don't have any equipment
here that seems to handle that turned top.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
You know, I feel bad for she's old. Yeah, all right,
Next up here we go nine one.
Speaker 3 (28:20):
What's the location of your emergency?
Speaker 8 (28:23):
We get into that.
Speaker 10 (28:24):
Yeah, I have a question.
Speaker 6 (28:26):
Is this an emergency?
Speaker 1 (28:27):
Sir?
Speaker 9 (28:28):
It depends?
Speaker 1 (28:29):
So wow, I love this. This is a good one.
He either did not get to see the Game of
Thrones finale and wants to ask what happened. He and
his girlfriend got to an argument and they needed unbiased
third party to settle the argument. Or he has been
growing the wacky Tobacci and he wants to know how
much he can get in trouble for hmm. So here's
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the couple more time.
Speaker 3 (28:54):
What's the location of your emergency?
Speaker 1 (28:57):
Well, SMA get into that yet a question?
Speaker 4 (29:00):
Is this an emergency?
Speaker 7 (29:01):
Sir?
Speaker 1 (29:02):
It depends which one is it? Answers, write them down, please, lunchbox,
whacky Tobacci, Eddie, Oh, whacky Tobacci. That's why I doesn't
want to say anything yet. I don't want to give
that lok Amy settle an argument. It is wacky.
Speaker 5 (29:19):
What's going on?
Speaker 10 (29:20):
I was just growing from marijuana. I was just wondering
what how much you know trouble?
Speaker 6 (29:26):
You can get into it for one plant.
Speaker 4 (29:28):
You're growing marijuana, and you want to know how much
depends on how big the plant is.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
It's only as possession.
Speaker 7 (29:35):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (29:36):
You can get tinged for a roach in a car.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
Okay, all right, thanks for the info. We'll get to
that later. Oh boy, all right, another one.
Speaker 5 (29:44):
We are the emergency services.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
We deal with life and death incident. There's nothing to
do with the police.
Speaker 3 (29:52):
They have a number or I can't do no, I don't.
Speaker 6 (29:54):
Have a number either.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
It's emergency life or death. So obviously that's in the UK.
The caller there that you can hear from, or was
she calling to get help because she cannot remember the
password to her laptop? Was she trying to get ahold
of Prince William so she wanted the number, or was
she trying to get a product on Home Shopping Network,
but she didn't get the numbers, so she called nine
one one. So laptop Prince William or Shopping Network Lunchbox
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in the lead. Here these are his people.
Speaker 7 (30:23):
He knows who's correcting.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
Eddie might go with he lost the password. I think
that's a girl. Okay, yeah, whoever it was lost Lunchbox.
Speaker 5 (30:34):
She is attracted to Prince William Amy Prince William.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
Least imagine say I'm calling because my laptop is cruised.
Speaker 3 (30:44):
I need to and spose the patmi's number.
Speaker 4 (30:47):
You called it the place to get a password for
your laptop.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
Correct. Yeah, we have two more. Here we go, let's go, baby.
Here is the next one. Hi? Is this a Jriff?
This is Sergeant Mark Donelson with the Sharon Boo bollye.
Speaker 4 (30:59):
How can I I.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
Had two cops come here last night? All right, two
cops came to the house. Interesting. Oh, did he want
to invite two cops that came by his house to
the next party because he thought they were cool? He
calls to ask for his wacky backy back because the
cops took it, or he called to accuse the cops
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of hitting on his girlfriend. So I'll play it again.
Speaker 6 (31:23):
Oh is this a sheriff.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
This is Sergeant Mark Dutteleson with the Sharon Booth Police.
Speaker 4 (31:29):
So can I help you?
Speaker 1 (31:29):
I had two cops come here last night, all right,
so that they are they want to bite him back
because he liked him. They took his wacky to backy,
or they hit on his girlfriends. This is easy, Amy,
girlfriend lunchbox. He wants to call to fight the cops
because they hit on his chick Eddie. He sounds upset
they hit on his girlfriend. Show me that clip. I
(31:50):
had two cops come here last night and I wanted
back like four. It was really good. Took on one
whacky the backings, buy one. Here we go hit it?
Where do you?
Speaker 3 (32:02):
What do you?
Speaker 6 (32:04):
I'm actually.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
Okay. So that's what you have there. What's the problem
is uh a? He called because he couldn't get the
paint off after coloring his entire body blue for a
sports game. So that's the problem too. He called because
swallow piece of gum and thought it was gonna be
stuck in his stomach for ten years or see. He
took viagra and it hasn't gone down for four days.
M hmm, one more time. Listen to him here, where
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do you what do you think?
Speaker 6 (32:29):
I'm actually.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
You here? Say what do you e M S for?
Speaker 3 (32:34):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (32:37):
I don't know, Eddie. Lunchbox are tied? Amy can tie
in here? This is huge lunchbox gum Eddie, Biagra Amy
blue pill. Oh, two viagras and one gum. Okay, it's
not the paint of his body blue. Okay, good good,
(32:57):
Let's just play it man. I know he's distraught, dude,
it's the viagraaight took.
Speaker 6 (33:01):
Some hills and I'm actually I took two Biakar hills
and might give been up for like Fordys and there
hasn't been any signs of change whatsoever.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
Days and he called four days later. Eddie is our winner, Eddie,
what do you want to say to all those runners
out there? Guys?
Speaker 2 (33:19):
Gotta stop using nine one one d Come on, it's
for emergencies only.
Speaker 1 (33:23):
Using this system. But Eddie, you are the winner. Nice job.
Speaker 10 (33:28):
Voicemail from Kevin Hey, Bobby Bones a couple of months back,
won a five hundred dollars gift card to home depot.
I used a little bit of it, did a home
project and then we had some floods in the area
and found some other ways to make use of it,
and really everybody benefited from that. So I appreciate you
(33:49):
guys for sponsoring and then getting Home Depot on board
and everything worked out great. Thank you all again, and
I have a wonderful day.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
Ye appreciate that we did all deal with the military
and Home Depot, So glad to that worked for you,
and it sounds like for other people too. That's really cool,
all right. Next up here is is Rebecca and Tampa, Florida.
Speaker 4 (34:07):
Just had a comment and question about taking your husband's
last name. Myself, like Amy, I am divorced with three
kids and I have remarried, but I did not take
my new husband's last name because I chose to keep
the same last name and my kids. And I'm just
curious if Amy has any thoughts on what she might
(34:28):
do in that situation.
Speaker 7 (34:30):
Well, good question.
Speaker 8 (34:32):
Currently, I'm keeping my ex husband's last name because the kids,
because of the kids, and well, professionally, I'm I've been
Amy Brown, so that's the thing. And I don't know
if I were to get married what I would do,
But I think it's okay if you're known for that
professionally or you just want to maintain consistency with your kids.
Speaker 7 (34:53):
You just have to do what feels best for you.
Everybody's going to.
Speaker 8 (34:56):
Look a little bit different, but hopefully your new person
significant other doesn't mind that you're holding on to the
like they understand the reason why.
Speaker 1 (35:04):
So your message is regardless of the situation, do it
feels good. Absolutely, everybody's good. Hey, I just do it
feels good in any situation, whatsoever, it feels good, chase
it any situation.
Speaker 7 (35:15):
Do you have to do it feels right for you.
Speaker 1 (35:17):
I agree, Pile of stories.
Speaker 8 (35:21):
Jorts are officially back in style, and not just the cutoffs.
This fashion trend includes the long baggy I mean they
have they have a hymn and everything, even the cargo
jorts are back, not just for men, for women too.
Speaker 7 (35:35):
So this is something we saw in the nineties.
Speaker 1 (35:37):
But what I feel like they've been back like two times. Yeah,
they've made temporary like that little game where the little
thing pops its head out and you hit it with
whack them wrack them. Yeah, I feel like it's whack
them mold a couple of times, because I've had some
georts a couple of times. Although they may not have
been in style, you have the cutoff gjorts both. Well,
when I was a kid, you'd buy jeans and we
couldn't afford to buy shorts as well, so you just
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cut them off after you wore them a whole year,
and then it got back to being cool again and
you're like, well, now what do I do?
Speaker 8 (36:05):
Yeah, well, you know short cutoffs have always been in,
but these are the ones that go like down to
the knees. Yeah, so yeah, you all can start rocking
on and maybe even your braided belt from you ever
have braided belt?
Speaker 3 (36:16):
Like?
Speaker 7 (36:17):
Ll bean?
Speaker 1 (36:18):
Okay, ll bean? That the mall sounds like the mall? Yeah,
I thought it was a coffee store.
Speaker 8 (36:26):
Okay, So what's the weirdest way you've ever made some
extra cash?
Speaker 4 (36:30):
Oh? On?
Speaker 1 (36:31):
So I hooked for a while. Really tough dude, a fish,
Now what's up?
Speaker 8 (36:39):
Well, one time I was in Vegas for a work
convention when I was in sales, way before I did radio,
and there was this huge piece of chocolate cake and
I didn't really make that much of money, so I
was always looking for ways, and they said, if you
have that entire us of cake, we'll give you a
couple of hundred dollars so I.
Speaker 7 (36:53):
Did it and it was like my bagus money, the money,
I got the money.
Speaker 1 (36:58):
Why do you ask this question, Well.
Speaker 8 (36:59):
Because there was something put up in it online and
the top weird way to make extra cash was selling urine,
like clean urine, especially to coworkers that may get drug tested.
Speaker 7 (37:11):
Wow, And that's just a way to make extra money.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
I would do that if it was selling thing you're
into people who weren't getting drug tested. They just wanted
your urine. That's weird, that's what it was a little weirder. Huh.
Speaker 7 (37:22):
Yeah, it's definitely weird. But it's kind of crazy that we.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
Say, one, listen, you got pictures on my feet? Cool,
you want my urine? Cool? You used underwear? Cool? And
bother me and hurt me. I'll sell it all. I'll
put it on give basket. Do it like Easter all
the same time? Extra, Yeah, go ahead.
Speaker 8 (37:38):
Carrie Underwood's home life is very similar to yours mine.
She was on the Today Show and they asked her
to describe her typical day in the life, and here's
the clip.
Speaker 11 (37:50):
The kids go to school, My husband usually takes them,
but the second they leave, it's like goint a vacuum.
Make their beds and kind of check their rooms and
make sure there's not wet towels on the floor, and
clean our room, go work out gardens. I'm always cooking
something or caning something, or I kind of live in
the kitchen making bread or something.
Speaker 1 (38:09):
She just like us. It's pretty normal.
Speaker 7 (38:14):
I meane, that's my file.
Speaker 1 (38:16):
That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the
good news.
Speaker 8 (38:25):
So shout out to Don Rutledge, a substitute teacher at
an elementary school that decided to put something really special
in his neighborhood for his neighbors to enjoy. It's an
old payphone, but he wired it to worked where you
don't even need a quarter.
Speaker 7 (38:38):
You can call anywhere you want to.
Speaker 8 (38:40):
Not only that, if you just go to the payphone
and pick it up and press one, you get a
knock knock joke you for us. Two you get to
listen to a joke for kids. And he just wanted
something to bring a smile to people that are walking by.
Speaker 1 (38:54):
I sure the NSA is not involved in this.
Speaker 8 (38:58):
They're listening to call if you any national security somehow.
Speaker 1 (39:02):
I bet you big brothers involved. That's really cool. I mean,
payphones are weird. They weren't back when I was a kid.
But payphones that would never touch one, they're so good.
What this guy did though, I like it. It's a
community effort. Hopefully. Not only can you push one and
get a joke, but there's also one of those little
tubes of wipes that you can wipe it down. That
would be really good too. Yes, yes, all right, Well,
(39:24):
good job, buddy. If the neighborhood's happier, everybody wins. That's
what it's all about. That was telling me something good.
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Eddie Garcia
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