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March 12, 2024 54 mins

Dr. Lori V is on and appraises Amy's Madame Alexander Doll collection! Then, find out why Eddie made his son cry and is now being called a bad parent...Mailbag: Listener's co-worker is super touchy-feely and often touches him whenever they're talking. He wants it to stop, but doesn't know the best way to approach the situation.

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Speaker 1 (00:09):
Alisa, Welcome to Tuesday show. More than studio morn. Let's
go round the room and check in on everybody. First off,
we'll go over to our producer.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
Ready.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
He puts his wife in charge of figuring out just
how much to tip, and when it comes to making
videos for the show, he edits all the clips. Producer Ready. Okay.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
So back in December, we played golf with Darius Rocker.
Me and Bobby played with Jake Darius and it was
part of Jacoben's foundation.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
It was the best day of my life.

Speaker 3 (00:36):
I rode the car with Darius and at the end
of the round, he says, hey, man, whenever you want
to play golf in Nashville, just let me know. And
I said absolutely, He's got a club and everything. Okay,
So my question is the one do I let him know?
And how do I let him know? Because I'm ready
to play golf if.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
You rode with them all damn sure. Because what happens
is if you have a great time with somebody who
didn't know as well, you always trade numbers at the end.

Speaker 4 (01:01):
So did they trade No, there was no trading numbers.

Speaker 3 (01:04):
It was almost like, hey, dude's hanging out with you, hey,
let me know whenever you want to play golf.

Speaker 4 (01:08):
It's like, okay, why would he say that. There's no
point in saying that if you don't mean it.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
I'm true. Why not so much about golf. But if
I let's say you and I we knew each other
work a little bit. There was a work event. I
was like, hey, my wife and your whatever date. Yeah, like, hey,
we should go to dinner sometime. You absolutely, but if
you don't make a plan to do it, if it's
just like a thrown out there thing, it's just kind

(01:33):
of what you say because it's comfortable to say that.
When you're leaving, you're telling me he didn't really mean
let's play golf. I'm telling you that was just his
way of saying he had a good time. And if
he sees you around, he.

Speaker 3 (01:42):
Sees you around, when am I going to see him around?

Speaker 5 (01:44):
Well?

Speaker 4 (01:45):
I have you know how you filter things when someone's
saying it. Did you hear him say I will play
golf with you or anytime you want to play in Nashville,
let me know because he can probably get you in somewhere.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
Yeah, that wouldn't happen. That second thing wouldn't happen.

Speaker 4 (01:59):
Okay, well just do you know either way.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
Just a wild coincidence?

Speaker 4 (02:04):
What did Darius?

Speaker 5 (02:05):
Well?

Speaker 1 (02:05):
Look at what was No, this is just this morning.
Third text down one two? Oh, who is it? I
was texting with Darius this morning about stuff? Did he
mention the gold? He did not say? You know what?
I meant to catch up with Eddie? No, I'm very sorry.
What are you guys talking about? Show bas baby, don't
worry about it. Well, Darius is a friend. I'll say,
Darius is a friend. Friend. Well, maybe that's what he meant,

(02:27):
asked Bobby. He has my number, so now he never
said to me give Eddie my number.

Speaker 4 (02:31):
I tell you what it said, because but all I
could see was the first few words, you know, in
a text like you can just see the first few
words exchange, and it was just love that.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
Oh love that you all send any memes to each other. No,
but what I sent a picture of him was of you, Oh,
play golf? Yeah yeah, Yeah, Here's what I'll do. I'll
float to a text saying, hey, let's play golf in
the next thirty days or so Eddie and I are
ready ready to go.

Speaker 4 (02:58):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
I love it that way.

Speaker 3 (02:59):
It kind of include maeah, I appreciate that, okay, because
I'm ready.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
But it's also like if someone says, hey, we should
get together sometime, they don't mean it unless they say
we should get together at this time that specific times.
Otherwise it's just a comfortable okay, all right, moving on.
His only goal as a child was to be on
real world and have fun. And when you're looking for
somebody to give you a bone head story, he's the one.
It's lunch buke. Amy goes Amy. Again.

Speaker 6 (03:26):
We all know Amy has a tendency to do things
and you just go, what is she thinking? Then you go,
you know what, that's Amy. So I was talking to
Kevin kick off Kevin the other day and he goes,
did you guys tell Amy it was my birthday? I
was like, nobody goes, Look, Amy texted him happy birthday.
Sorry I missed your birthday. He goes, my birthday is
not till the middle of March.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
I didn't. That's a funny joke. I have a running
joke where I just randomly throughout the year tell Eddie
happy birthdays publicly so people will fill up his feed.

Speaker 4 (03:56):
Nothing to Kevin, Well, so we got a calendar invite,
and I didn't. I didn't look at the date. I
just looked at the day and it said Wednesday. And
I thought the calendar invite was coming because it was
Wednesday of that week, because that would make sense.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
And so he sometimes they calendar invite probably three weeks.

Speaker 4 (04:13):
Out, but it also would okay, makes sense if he
were sending things that are happening that week. And then
Wednesday came and went and it was Thursday, and I
was like, shoot, I forgot kept his birthday, and so
that's why I texted, sorry, I missed your birthday.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
So it was just a Wednesday that his birthday is. Yeah,
and you assumed it was this Wednesday. Yeah, well, good
for you for thinking about that. Bad for you for
not clicking into.

Speaker 4 (04:38):
It, cooking into the calendar.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
But just to see what more detail Wednesday?

Speaker 6 (04:42):
It was okay, Amy, But I just thought you were
just randomly texting out of nowhere. I was like, is
she just looking for an excuse to text him, like hey,
happy birthday?

Speaker 4 (04:49):
No. If I needed an excuse to text, and I
could come up with something.

Speaker 1 (04:53):
Like that had a birth this pretty specific, here's a
funny bit we can do right now? Inspired me I
will swipe my contacts and say stop, and whoever it
lands on, I'll say happy birthday. Text here okay, I
love it. Right here we go and stop message Darius.
It is not Darius, have your birthday? Hello?

Speaker 4 (05:15):
Who is it?

Speaker 1 (05:16):
Happy birthday? It's an executive in our company.

Speaker 7 (05:19):
Oh no, you are a plus and I hope you
get many more hbd.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
Bb All right, let's do another one. You can give
her a follow on Instagram for skincare hacks, or find
out how she likes to spend her mornings by the
fire and relax.

Speaker 4 (05:40):
It's Amy, okay. So remember that guy that called in
his name's mark and he left a voicemail and he said, hey, Lunchbox,
if you had listened to me about this one stock,
then you and Bobby and Amy would have more money
because I told you about this one a while ago.
And Lunchbox looked and sure enough, we do have that stock,
and it did go up, but we could have bought

(06:01):
it way back and made more.

Speaker 1 (06:04):
I remember the guy. Yeah, all right.

Speaker 4 (06:06):
So then I was like, hey, scoopa, see do we
have that guy's number?

Speaker 1 (06:10):
Oh my god, it is this person's birthday today. It
is I swear to god, no, hold on, I swear,
Oh my gosh, no way, hey mighty, come look at that.

Speaker 3 (06:23):
I don't believe you, because that's correct, dude. We gotta
go to Vegas right now.

Speaker 1 (06:26):
Just pull the Oh my gosh, it's their birthday. Hey,
we're going to Vegas.

Speaker 4 (06:32):
Come on, don't make you scrolled and we said stop on.

Speaker 1 (06:37):
Yes, lunchbox books some flights, let's go. Got it because
it shows you the person's name and underneath it and
like a text like maybe you should know that's their birthday.

Speaker 4 (06:47):
But baby, but this is what happened.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
It may have popped Oh no, that's not their birthday.
I said that.

Speaker 4 (06:54):
Because you said happy birthday.

Speaker 1 (06:56):
Oh no, no.

Speaker 4 (07:00):
Your phone.

Speaker 1 (07:02):
Now I was like, it really is your birthday?

Speaker 3 (07:04):
Your phone?

Speaker 1 (07:05):
Yes, let me text a heavy birthday.

Speaker 4 (07:08):
Yeah, it would pop up.

Speaker 3 (07:09):
No, hey, the phone shouldn't do that.

Speaker 4 (07:12):
Well, it wants to help you remember.

Speaker 3 (07:13):
No, no, no, no, but it's a prank, like this is
a complete joke. The phone shouldn't assume that we're being real.

Speaker 1 (07:17):
It does.

Speaker 3 (07:19):
Yeah, phones, hey, cancels, cancel the tickets, lunchbox.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
We're not going to such an idiot because now it's
to like seven messages in a row. Yeah, this is
the greatest, Frank, this is you.

Speaker 4 (07:32):
Mike just texted me happy birthday, and now his computer
and phone is saying today's.

Speaker 1 (07:36):
My birth I don't like that. I don't like that, Apple,
but I now I have to Now I have to
send a voice memo. Now, what if it comes back
in it is our birthday?

Speaker 5 (07:46):
No?

Speaker 3 (07:47):
I doubt it because the chances of that same day
was crazy.

Speaker 1 (07:52):
Did you finish yours?

Speaker 4 (07:53):
No?

Speaker 1 (07:53):
I don't even know where My brain is turned upside
down right now if you'll start even start over that.

Speaker 4 (07:59):
I was talking about Mark, the guy that called us
at all stock oh the stocks. Yeah, yeah, so stock
guy Mark, and got his number because I wanted to
reach out to him to see what else we need
to be doing stock wise, because he seemed to have
good insight and he hasn't gone back to me.

Speaker 1 (08:15):
You called him with your own personal time, like just
be like, he what, buddy, can I get some stock advice?

Speaker 5 (08:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (08:19):
But what that's even He's not what's happened to me?
But that's bizarre. Amy just called a listener up with
that him saying, hey, give me a call.

Speaker 4 (08:26):
Yeah, pretty called us offering advice, but to our request line. Yeah,
you do that often.

Speaker 1 (08:32):
No, okay, okay, thank you Amy from Mountain Pine, Arkansas.
He always wishes people happy b Day. It's always fun
to see what he'll say, Bobby Bone, thanks very much. Okay.
So in my home studio you may see if I'm
doing Bobby cast or work from the studio at times,
I have this some kind of a crylic bust of
Thomas Jefferson and it's front of us right now, and

(08:53):
it's probably how many feet tall? Do you think that is?
Two feet tall? Yeah, it's pretty heavy. It's the bust.
It's like a statue like shoulders to head and as
Thomas Jefferson and his eyes are kind of blacked out
with my headphones on him. It's just funny. Got it
at like a house sale. So I was like, I
like how it looks, but I wonder if they make
them with people that aren't historical figures or presidents. So

(09:15):
I got on I started started searching famous busts. Well,
first of all, don't do that. It showed you a
bunch of boobs. That was my first thing. Where now
I'm like, great, not to my not to my Google searches. Secondly,
I did famous marble or I forgot what the word
for this is, but I say crylic busts. And then
they started to pop up you could buy, and I

(09:37):
saw really cool Albert Einstein one. That's cool. Yes, same size, basically,
same texture, same weight, and have ordered. I was very
excited for it to come in. He was gonna put
it on in the studio as well, and then it
said we'll be arriving in July. Oh man, it's a
long time they're making it, I guess from hand. And

(09:59):
I already bought it, and there's a no refund policy.

Speaker 4 (10:03):
Is something I look forward to, though in July.

Speaker 1 (10:05):
I might be dead in July. Time flies, man. But
what I would like to say is if I die
before July, I would like to leave my Albert Einstein
bust to lunchbox. Ok, thank you. Let's open up the
mail bag gen mail and we breathe it all the air.

Speaker 4 (10:23):
Get something we call Bobby's mailbag.

Speaker 1 (10:26):
Yeah, hello, Bobby Bones. I need your help. I had
to handle a situation. I have a coworker who likes
to touch that's weird. Oh my oh. He has to
walk by me to get to the bathroom or to
the water jug and every time he walks by, he
has to like touch me, play, hit me on the back,
something like that. There are times where he asked me
if I want to hug and I say no, but
he continues to try and hug me. If I get

(10:46):
up to talk to other guys in our office area
and I walked past him, he patted me on the
shoulder as I walk by. I said, hey, man, please stop,
but he keeps on. He thinks it's funny. So now
I come to you asking for help. How do I
get this to stop? Thank you? Which, by the way,
this is a dude, Oh dude touched and it was
a woman. It's like a buddy like he's always slapping
signed a guy who doesn't want to be touched. We

(11:09):
got one of those here, do I mean?

Speaker 6 (11:10):
We used to have Ray used to get back roads
from a guy that would just walk through the glassroom
and give back road.

Speaker 1 (11:15):
Walk on that though, don'tye's a good background a BackRub? Yeah,
it's if you don't want the BackRub. So, Amy, what
do you suggest he do?

Speaker 4 (11:23):
Hr?

Speaker 1 (11:24):
That's that's that's resource.

Speaker 4 (11:27):
Okay, he's already tried to deal with it, and no
he's not doing straight. That he said, he's already tried
to ask multiple times.

Speaker 1 (11:34):
Lunchbox like dude, who cares?

Speaker 5 (11:36):
Is a bro?

Speaker 1 (11:36):
Pat me on the back, like get over it. I
used to hug him too, Do you want to hug?

Speaker 4 (11:41):
And he says no, and he's like relaxed.

Speaker 3 (11:46):
HR.

Speaker 1 (11:46):
I'm with Amy told him like, dude, I don't want
to hug, Like stop stop HR series. I would give
another shot, though, I'd be like, hey man, I don't
want to be touched. Just don't touch me anymore. You're
not friends with them, it doesn't matter. It's business in
HR know, not yet. I just say, dude, you gotta
stop touching me. I have a thing about being touched,
or you don't have to be mean about it or
you you hey, buddy, what's up? Whatever? But I have

(12:10):
a like a weird ocd you think about being touched,
so it's I think it's cool you like to connect
with people, but don't touch me because I start to
freak out and then he won't touch you anymore. But
what about that you want to hug? Yeah, weird. I
just wantn't want to fire him though, until is not
gonna fire him. They're gonna get Are you kidding? Me.

(12:31):
You guys, they're gonna get He's gonna get fired if
you go to HRS. Woke America, woke American fire people.

Speaker 3 (12:37):
What you tell AhR. Don't fire him, but you got
to tell HR what you do?

Speaker 4 (12:41):
JR.

Speaker 6 (12:42):
I know it's against your policy, but don't you know,
fire the guy. He just wants a hug. Maybe go
box up and says you want to hug. Just say, hey, man,
don't touch me anymore. Please set a boundary. Tell him
the boundary. Then if he crosses it completely, then you
can do HR.

Speaker 1 (12:54):
Okay, I like it. That's a weird one. But thank
you for sending this that email. If you want to
send us an email, Morgan, what's the email address? They
send it to.

Speaker 4 (13:02):
Mail bag at bobbybones dot com.

Speaker 1 (13:03):
Right there, you go, close it up. We got your
email and we read it on your Now it's find
the clothes Bobby mail bag. You okay, Preggy, good news, break,
good news. Let's go to Morgan first, who runs all
of our digital and social media forever. She has not
been able to smell stuff or it's affected her taste,

(13:27):
she said, like long coat. I don't even know what
you call the COVID. Yeah, you's long COVID the version
of it.

Speaker 8 (13:32):
Yeah, I mean it has to be because it's impacted
other things. That's just the really potent one potent.

Speaker 1 (13:38):
Yes. So the question is you did this therapy and
they like, did they rub your nose?

Speaker 4 (13:45):
They did?

Speaker 8 (13:46):
It was fascia and they did cupping on my face,
so they did you started to smell a little Yeah,
it started to help a little bit. Not one hundred
percent back, but I started smelling things again.

Speaker 1 (13:55):
Now has it continued to get better?

Speaker 8 (13:58):
I have like moments here and there, but no, Oh,
it's not one hundred percent back.

Speaker 1 (14:01):
What about how it affects your taste? Has that changed
at all? Yeah?

Speaker 8 (14:04):
Sometimes, like sometimes I taste soap like in cheese. Sometimes
will taste like soap or.

Speaker 1 (14:11):
Like a certain chip.

Speaker 8 (14:13):
It just depends on the flavoring, I guess.

Speaker 1 (14:15):
But wonder what the chemical is that just isn't jiving
with whatever your nerves are doing.

Speaker 8 (14:20):
Yeah, like something in like this nasal system is not
working right, So.

Speaker 1 (14:25):
You still can't smell all the way and it's affecting
your taste. And how long ago did you have this?

Speaker 8 (14:30):
COVID twenty twenty one August of twenty twenty.

Speaker 1 (14:32):
One Wow, bizarre. Wow. Would you go back to this
person again and have them rub on your nose?

Speaker 8 (14:38):
I think I could. I'm just not sure if it's
like a long term like it helped open it up,
but now I don't know if there's like more to
be opened up or if I have to like have
a procedure done.

Speaker 1 (14:46):
You know, crazy that did that to her. And that's
just one of a million stories where it's just affected
people in odd, little different ways. If it one, if
it didn't do anything to some people, it killed some people,
and then it just did a little think weird to
some people. Okay, there's Morgan's breaking news. I'll do mine
breaking out. Bring it out. So I got a sea

(15:08):
pat machine. I went to like a sleep study and
they put all the stuff on me. Man. I put
this off for a year and a half. Finally went
went to sleep, was all strapped up and went back
to the doctor and they're like, ye have sleep out India,
And I'm like, cool, I've heard of it, don't really
know what it is. Apparently, like thirty times an hour,
my throat would close up and I'd stop breathing, which
could affect a lot of things. So I have this machine.
I strapped it around my head, put it. It goes in

(15:29):
my nose and it just blows air NonStop. And the
first four or five days I started to have dreams
for the first time, like multiple dreams. I would wake
up and go I cannot. I would still wake up
like once in the middle of the night, but I
would sleep for the first time in forever. I've never
done crack. That's good, good, good idea.

Speaker 5 (15:50):
Man.

Speaker 1 (15:50):
Yea sleep is like crack to me because I just
want it all the time.

Speaker 4 (15:54):
You can't get enough of it.

Speaker 1 (15:56):
I just want to all the time. It right now, yeah,
like having good sleep again. Can't compare it to anything,
So I want to compare it to something that I
never had, crack how people talk about it. I need crack,
and I need it now. I over the past weekend,
I think I slept. I did wake up occasionally at
night because I take it off my head after a
while it hurts my nose a little bit. But I

(16:16):
think I slept like sixteen hours. Where my wife thought
I was sick because I would go and read and
just go to sleep. She's like, are you okay. I'm like,
I'm on crack. No I mean, I'm gonna sleep, so
I can't keep it on all night yet, and I
do wake up a little bit, but I'm having dreams
every day. Every night. I'm not getting eight hours asleep,
but I'm getting five and six and I'm having pure

(16:38):
sleep for the first time ever. I ordered a new
mask though, This one that I have now straps around,
goes up the nose. I just got online and said
best map, best best mask for sepat and so it's
a full mask. At first I thought I don't want
a full mask, but I'm gonna try it out. It
looks like I'm going into some sort of chemical spill. Yeah,
oh boy.

Speaker 4 (16:54):
So yeah, now that you've gotten a little taste of it.

Speaker 1 (16:56):
You're like, I I got the guy gave me here
a little free crack. No I needed a Yeah. What's
annoying for my wife, though, is when it falls out
of my nose at night because it doesn't make a
lot of noise. The machine doesn't make any noise. A
little bit of air comes out of the back of
it because it's got to have a bit of leakage
because I breathe out of it. It can't just come
straight up and only push out because I have to
breathe out. But if it falls out of my nose,

(17:21):
that's when it makes noise. She'll go, you're leaky.

Speaker 4 (17:27):
But the mask won't do that, right, it'll because I
don't know.

Speaker 1 (17:29):
I don't have it yet, supposed to come today. But
this seapat machine has absolutely changed my life to where
now I will come in some mornings and be like,
I'm still sleepy. When I was never sleepy because I
never got to the point of being sleepy. I would
just like grind out a couple hours. So anyway, crack
rocks sleep sleep, sleep sleep.

Speaker 2 (17:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (17:52):
So that's my breaking news. I'm still on it, breaking news.
I've changed masks at least I bought it. Should be
here today breaking out, so our health we're all getting there.
I think you want any update? Has your tail.

Speaker 4 (18:06):
My tailbone?

Speaker 1 (18:07):
Your tail well pops out like a tail.

Speaker 4 (18:09):
It is a tailbone, right, but it pops out like
it is. Some would say a little abnormal like a.

Speaker 1 (18:14):
Tail, but you're basically a stegosaurce.

Speaker 4 (18:16):
It's actually been feeling okay. There was a well, you.

Speaker 1 (18:19):
Guys know what a stegasaurce was. You thought that was funny.
That's with the blade the blade.

Speaker 4 (18:25):
Yeah, okay, yeah, it's fine. I know you're trying to
make fun of my tailbone, but no, I'm not.

Speaker 1 (18:30):
We all have issues.

Speaker 4 (18:32):
You're not going to make you're not and I like it.

Speaker 1 (18:34):
When you're excited because I can tell it goes.

Speaker 4 (18:38):
This is you're not making fun of my tailbone.

Speaker 5 (18:40):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (18:40):
I got a recent adjustment, and don't I feel like
whenever I get adjusted, it gets in the right spot.
So when I said it doesn't.

Speaker 1 (18:47):
Hurt, that's unfortunate. Stinks. I'm sorry.

Speaker 4 (18:50):
Yeah, long road trips are rough, but you should.

Speaker 1 (18:52):
Get like an underwear sire from in the back. Yeah,
for your tail I have an id different invention. Don't
know if it's ever even been invented. I never have
ideas for inventions. What is it? I don't care because
I'm never going to do it. There's a difference. I'm
never gonna do it.

Speaker 4 (19:04):
We might do it.

Speaker 3 (19:05):
Yeah, and if it's going to make you a billionaire, dude,
save it.

Speaker 1 (19:07):
It could make me a billionaire. Okay, then I need
to call an expert in this. Then give me a
couple of days. Okay, you got but you know you
guys aren't involved. You came up with what do you
mean you you just saved you people.

Speaker 4 (19:18):
You can brainstorm with us.

Speaker 1 (19:19):
This is the boardroom, dude.

Speaker 9 (19:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (19:21):
Yeah, you guys have no say over what. I just
don't say. We are okay, what an entity? What do
they call community? It's time for the good news.

Speaker 3 (19:36):
Bill Kitfield delivered mail to Hartford Avenue in Connecticut for
thirty eight years, and after this time he said, you
know what, I'm done. I'm retiring. And so he told
the neighbors, you know what, this is my last week.
I'm going to retire. And they're like, what you no,
we can't just let you go.

Speaker 1 (19:52):
So what do they do? They threw a huge party
for Bill. Thank for the mailman. That's cool.

Speaker 3 (19:56):
The whole neighborhood was invited, even the dogs. Why because
Bill's thing was to always give the dogs treats. He said,
that's why he never got bit by a dog in
thirty eight years.

Speaker 1 (20:05):
Always had treats. I always had treats.

Speaker 3 (20:07):
So I threw a big party and Bill says, you
know what, I'm just gonna do nothing but bowl golf
and just relax in our retirement.

Speaker 1 (20:14):
Bowling quite the physical activity. Yeah, that's Cooley that you
would do anything for almost forty years. I went a
couple of nights ago and spoke at a Chamber of
commerce deal in Arkansas, and the guy that was like
the head of it, and he picked us up at
the airport troves to and from. He's almost married fifty years,
like forty eight years. That's amazing, amazing, It is like

(20:36):
anything that long. But he met his wife he was
in ninth grade, she was in eighth grade. They got
married when like nineteen to twenty and have almost been
married for fifty years. I just can't stop thinking. And
I don't think this stuf'f ever really got to me
in like a good wholesome until I got married. Yeah,
and we done like two and a half years, and
you know it and it's awesome and it's hard, and

(20:57):
it's like anything else that's worth the show. Awesome, hard,
anything worth something. It takes work to make it good.
And think, man, they've invested that much time, it's worked
out that well. You think of the ups and downs
they've been through and gotten through. It really amazing.

Speaker 3 (21:11):
And I never thought, like, you know, anniversaries, you know,
those are times to celebrate. It's like it's cool, like, hey,
we made it. We're ten years, eleven years. But really
anniversaries are should be a big celebration because it's a
huge milestone.

Speaker 1 (21:22):
Yeah, it's about, hey, we've gotten this far. If anything,
it motivates you to go farther. Yeah. Yeah, Amy, we'll
come back to you in a few minutes.

Speaker 5 (21:30):
UF.

Speaker 4 (21:31):
Thanks. Yeah, I know. I was just doing the math
in my head of you know, you and Caitlyn could
make it to fifty years. You just have to make
it to ninety.

Speaker 1 (21:38):
Why you want to do that? Why you want to
slam me. I'm not claiming you were doing. We didn't
come to you and say except for Amy, right, No,
I was undeflecting, Yeah exactly, But you didn't know we
weren't coming at you.

Speaker 4 (21:49):
Yeah, but this is encouraged.

Speaker 1 (21:51):
Did you ever prepared deflection? No, you're you're an ages.

Speaker 3 (21:54):
Okay, Hey guys, Hey guys, Bill's retiring after thirty years.

Speaker 1 (21:58):
That's what it's all about. That was telling me something good.
Eddie's got four kids. This segment is Eddie the dad.

Speaker 3 (22:13):
I'm not proud of myself. Man, I made one of
my kids cry. I didn't mean to one of yours.
One of my kids. He cried, no, no, no, no, he
started crying.

Speaker 1 (22:21):
I didn't even know. My wife had to teld me, like,
you need to go talk to him. He's crying. What happened?

Speaker 3 (22:25):
So Bones has been giving me these like cards, a
pack of cards that you get.

Speaker 1 (22:29):
I guess. I don't know. They're known to I get
football cards or baseball cards or basketball cards. It's part
of the memorabilia thing that I do. And when I
don't like the cards or I'm like, oh that's not
that valuaball give them to Eddie to give out and
it's amazing.

Speaker 3 (22:40):
So anytime they do something good, like you know, they
make up their bed without being asked to, I give
them a pack of cards and it's awesome. Well, my
ten year old he did something and I'm like, hey man,
that's awesome that he did that.

Speaker 1 (22:51):
I got a surprise for you. I give him a
pack of cards. He's like, thanks, Dad, that's so cool.

Speaker 3 (22:54):
He opens the pack of cards and in there is
an old dion On Sanders card and I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa,
let me see that. And I looked at it and
it's not new. It's one of the older ones. When
he played for the Cowboys. I'm like, I need to
hang on to this one. Well, you you took back
what you gave him, Well yeah, yeah, but I mean
he kept ten cards.

Speaker 1 (23:15):
Do you say I'm gonna hold it for you? You
still own it?

Speaker 5 (23:17):
No?

Speaker 1 (23:17):
I just said, let me let me hang on to that, okay.

Speaker 3 (23:19):
And then I put in my office and I look
googled it and yeah, it's worth like twenty bucks right now.

Speaker 1 (23:23):
Okay, twenty dollars right now, could be hundreds. I should
take it back then too.

Speaker 3 (23:28):
That was already a gift.

Speaker 1 (23:29):
It's already exactly so, well here's the deal.

Speaker 3 (23:32):
So I just took it, left in my office, and
like two hours later, my wife comes to.

Speaker 1 (23:36):
Me and says, hey, you need to go talk to
your son. He's crying. I said, what, why is he crying?

Speaker 3 (23:40):
He comes up, he's like, Dad, I just I'm not
happy that you took my card away from me. And
I'm like, whoa, I'm not taking it away from you,
I know, but I was more protecting the card because
I know that he's not going to treat it.

Speaker 1 (23:55):
That's what I should do to you. I mean that
I understand, but if he were keep saying Hey, this
is your card. I'm gonna keep it sick.

Speaker 3 (24:02):
But even then, well, hey man, whatever's mind is eventually
going to be theirs.

Speaker 1 (24:05):
You have to die first, you know what I mean?
I think you should give him the pack. It's a
it's a twenty dollars card too, It's not like you
found it on a swagner.

Speaker 3 (24:14):
Well here here's the deal too. If we ever meet
Dion Sanders, I can get that sign.

Speaker 1 (24:18):
And what what.

Speaker 3 (24:19):
If he has it and he loses it at school,
It's never gonna get signed.

Speaker 1 (24:23):
I believe you're in the wrong here. You're you're in
the wrong here. You're teaching him a bad lesson. No
one's asking lunch lunchbox. What do you think, Eddie? You're
one hundred percent wrong, dude.

Speaker 6 (24:32):
Like if you opened a pack of cards as a
kid and your dad just took them away from you,
what's the point of opening.

Speaker 1 (24:37):
A pack of cards? Every time you open one, you'd
be like, well if I get a good one?

Speaker 4 (24:41):
Yeah, And this is teaching him to start hiding things
from you.

Speaker 1 (24:43):
Yep, Oh that I was gonna get ready today, I'll
take them a bunch of cards. Well, don't do that.
There might be some good ones tonight. Hold on.

Speaker 3 (24:50):
You know what, I'll give him the card back today.
I'll give it back to him. I need we need
proof tomorrow, okay that you did so.

Speaker 1 (24:56):
Audio from him saying like yeah, but you also have
to promise us that this is you're going to learn
from this and once you give him something, you can't
take it back. Cards. If he wants to put in
his bike, spoke, let him put in bikes. Oh yeah,
if you wants to put in his room. But again
that's to you. Okay, fine, you need to be a
better dad. That's Eddie's the dad. Yes, there there. We

(25:21):
don't only have a jingle for Amy the mom, but
I know what's going on with you over there.

Speaker 4 (25:26):
Well, I have a Stevenson show and that has a jingle.

Speaker 1 (25:29):
It does have a jingle, it does has like a
Stevenson Stevenson show. Amy's youngest child, Stevenson. How old is
he now? Like twenty eight?

Speaker 4 (25:38):
He's thirteen.

Speaker 1 (25:39):
That's the same thing, which is crazy, the same thing. Okay,
And he does a show from your house, a very
short show. What's this one about?

Speaker 4 (25:46):
It's about laughter. Sometimes he sees things and honestly, I
feel like he touched on this last year. I could
be wrong, but I don't. I don't give him the
content is sort of when he feels like it, he'll
be like, I want to go record to Stephenson's show,
and this is about laughing, and it'd being good for you.

Speaker 1 (26:02):
There you go, stupid sin show.

Speaker 2 (26:08):
Did you know that laughter helped you to it pain?

Speaker 1 (26:11):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (26:12):
Laughter may ease paint by causing its body to produce
its own natural pain too. And life is hard sometimes,
so this is such a good reminder to laugh as often.

Speaker 4 (26:23):
As you can.

Speaker 2 (26:24):
That said, let me encourage you to listen to the
Bobby Bone Show every day. They are funny, especially my
Mom's morning corny Laugh every Day, A you got laugh
every day? A laugh every day A show.

Speaker 1 (26:45):
I heard it's nominated for an award next year. Of course.

Speaker 4 (26:48):
Yeah. He did a little jingle at the end of
every day. He's just re selling and it's like laugh
every day.

Speaker 1 (26:54):
Sounds like Amy, you're a good mom, Eddie, not so
much work.

Speaker 4 (26:58):
I did add that last line, Mom.

Speaker 1 (27:00):
Yeah you wrote that, Moms. She got so Bobby Bones
Show Interviews. In case you didn't know, her name is
doctor Lorie. She's got a PhD. She's an antiques appraiser.
She's been on everything from Netflix to Discovery Channel to
Today's show. She tours and travels around and does what
you got, let's appraise it. She's done so many things

(27:22):
for us. She is a plus expert. You can follow
her at doctor Laurie V on Instagram. And Amy has
these Madam Alexander Dahl. She said that she was a
kid and now welcome doctor Lourie on the Bobby Bones Show.

Speaker 4 (27:36):
Now doctor Lorie.

Speaker 1 (27:37):
Doctor Lorie is awesome if she comes on and tells
us our stuff isn't worth much. Occasionally we get a
good review, but she's very honest with us. At Doctor Laurie.
You've me you could have seen her on many television shows,
could have seen her on this show. You can follow
her at doctor Lourie V. And we are appraising doctor loryer.
What are these dolls that we're appraising here for Amy?

Speaker 5 (27:55):
Those are Madame Alexander dolls. How are you Bobby good?

Speaker 1 (27:58):
Yeah? I'm great. Sorry, Amy was walking around. We couldn't
go he to sit down because she's all nervous about
these dolls.

Speaker 4 (28:04):
Well, because I heard we were missing Cleopatra. But I
think she's right by.

Speaker 1 (28:07):
You, Clopatra. Okay, doctor Loy, it's so good to see you.

Speaker 5 (28:12):
It's nice to see you, honey. What's happened? And everything good?

Speaker 1 (28:15):
Everything is good. And I know Amy's hoping that she
gets some good news here. I don't even know what
a Madame Alexander doll is. So can you give me
a brief description of what these dolls are and why
they exist?

Speaker 9 (28:27):
I can they exist because there was a woman in
New York in the nineteen twenties who wanted to establish
her own business. Her name was Madame Beatrice Alexander. She
named the dolls for herself. I always said, if I
had a kid. I never had a kid, but if
I had a kid, I'd name it Laurie because I
was like, why wouldn't you name something after yourself? So
she named her business after herself, and the dolls are

(28:48):
Madame Alexander dolls. I see that Amy's dolls have their
original boxes, which is a good thing. O.

Speaker 1 (28:54):
The boxes are eat up? Does that matter?

Speaker 5 (28:57):
Yeah, it does matter, but at least they're there.

Speaker 4 (28:58):
Okay, shout out to my mom. She kept them all.

Speaker 9 (29:03):
So she's a she's she was an innovator in terms
of women in business in the in the twenties in
New York, and she started the dolls, and the dolls
have a historical or a literary link, and that was
sort of the marketing connection for them.

Speaker 1 (29:19):
Okay. And are there certain dolls in this Madame Alexander collection?
Not the one we have specifically, because I don't know
what you're going to say about these, But are there
certain dolls that are worth a really large amount of money?

Speaker 5 (29:32):
Some of there are certain dolls related.

Speaker 9 (29:35):
There are certain dolls that are not Madame Alexander that
are worth a lot of money. The Madame Alexander ones
are worth significant money. Took on which ones you have?

Speaker 1 (29:43):
Okay? Well, then I don't know. I don't even know
where to start. Like if you say the name of
a doll, I have a bunch.

Speaker 5 (29:48):
Of open a box.

Speaker 1 (29:50):
Oh okay, I'm going to open this with that way.
This one it says Anthony on it. Oh, it's like,
is this Clay Patrick right here?

Speaker 4 (30:00):
No, that's not that's a boy. Yeah, that's Anthony.

Speaker 5 (30:05):
That's Anthony. He goes, he goes with Cleopatra.

Speaker 1 (30:09):
Okay, so it's like Mark Mark Anthony.

Speaker 4 (30:11):
So would they be worth more as a couple, because
I have both.

Speaker 1 (30:14):
I need to know. Okay, So this is.

Speaker 9 (30:16):
Anthony, Amy, Bobby, can I ask gave you some questions?

Speaker 1 (30:20):
Please do?

Speaker 5 (30:21):
Okay?

Speaker 9 (30:22):
So Amy, how did you acquire them? Were they purchased
for you or were they handed down to you?

Speaker 4 (30:27):
No, they were purchased for me. Gifts for my grand mam.
Like that's what she would get us, like every birthday
or Christmas. She would just add to our Madam Alexander
doll collection.

Speaker 5 (30:35):
Oh okay, did you like the collection?

Speaker 4 (30:38):
Yeah? I had a shelf in my room that lined
and I had all the dolls lined up on my
shelf like the parameter of my room.

Speaker 5 (30:46):
You have all the books that go with them, to
the little booklets.

Speaker 4 (30:49):
Yeah, the books are attached to their wrist.

Speaker 1 (30:53):
His arm just fell off, literally fell off. I didn't
even do anything in the arm fell off.

Speaker 5 (30:57):
You lost a million breaking the dolls? Not good, Bobby.

Speaker 1 (31:01):
I didn't break it. It just fell off.

Speaker 4 (31:03):
But the little booklets are attached to their wrists.

Speaker 1 (31:06):
It was it's addressed. It's like dressed like ancient Egyptian
like almost fell okay.

Speaker 5 (31:13):
Anthony, Okay, so Anthony.

Speaker 9 (31:15):
And then there's Cleopatra historical figures hold more value for
Madame Alexander dolls.

Speaker 5 (31:22):
Thank you. Guess somebody help him?

Speaker 1 (31:24):
Be careful. Yeah, go easy, it's not broken. The pen
just came out right.

Speaker 9 (31:30):
Usually they're attached with like an elastic band on the
inside of the body.

Speaker 5 (31:34):
It's not hard to replace that actually, to fix that.

Speaker 1 (31:37):
So so nothing's broken. Okay, So okay, I don't know.

Speaker 9 (31:41):
Kirpatra was pretty rare, So I don't know if you
have Cleopatra, who goes with market She says.

Speaker 1 (31:48):
Patrick is very rare. Do we even have Cleopatra?

Speaker 4 (31:50):
But I should have Cleopatra. And now I'm freaking out
because that's my mom's handwriting on the box that Alexander
was in Cleopatra, I know, and now I'm very stolen. Stolen,
does her?

Speaker 1 (32:01):
So you haven't seen Cleopatra yourself? Yes, since we turn
them over to doctor Lory.

Speaker 4 (32:06):
No, okay, So doctor Lory, you saw that I had Cleopatra, right.

Speaker 5 (32:10):
I saw I saw that you had Cleopatra.

Speaker 4 (32:14):
Okay, because Josephine kind of looks like her.

Speaker 1 (32:16):
Well, go look at the other boxes over there.

Speaker 9 (32:18):
Cleipatrick has the cool eyes and she's got like the
big Egyptian outfit.

Speaker 4 (32:23):
Yeah, and she has like a little like going bracelets.

Speaker 1 (32:26):
Mitchell, if we find Cleopatra, how much is that worth?

Speaker 5 (32:29):
One hundred and fifty dollars?

Speaker 1 (32:31):
Okay? And what about Anthony?

Speaker 9 (32:33):
Anthony's one hundred and fifty dollars. But they're four hundred
dollars as a pair.

Speaker 1 (32:38):
That's pretty cool.

Speaker 3 (32:39):
We going to find Cleopatra, Oh my god, I have her.

Speaker 4 (32:41):
Hold please, we're.

Speaker 1 (32:42):
Not going to hold literally, Yeah, Morgan's going through the boxes. Okay,
So if we find them, that's four hundred dollars right
your hair.

Speaker 9 (32:50):
You don't want to You don't want to break up
a set. I don't care what you have with anything.
You don't want to break up set. So if you
have pairs of things or you know, couples like that,
that's what you wanted.

Speaker 4 (33:00):
I have all of the little women.

Speaker 1 (33:03):
Okay, Well let's get there. I have two people here.
This is Napoleon. Whoa, that's little better. I don't want
to rif off his body like the other one.

Speaker 5 (33:12):
That don't decapitate anybody.

Speaker 1 (33:15):
This is Napoleon.

Speaker 5 (33:17):
Okay, Napoleon looks good.

Speaker 1 (33:18):
And then yeah, and then is this Josephine. No, no,
this has got a little mustad This looks like it
could be Cowboy, the actor Harry No, the comedian Charlie
Charlie Chaplin maybe, but his name's not on there. But
is that Charlie Chaplin? Or maybe it's Hiller.

Speaker 5 (33:36):
No, definitely not that. But but we're looking for Josephine.

Speaker 1 (33:39):
Okay, I have Napoleon. Josephine was Napoleon's wife. Yes, okay, here.

Speaker 5 (33:46):
There she is. There's Empress joseph.

Speaker 1 (33:50):
Josephine right here, got it?

Speaker 5 (33:52):
And she doesn't have arms?

Speaker 1 (33:53):
No, you have them? What's up with the arms right
here with the book.

Speaker 5 (33:57):
Okay, so we have limbs detached.

Speaker 1 (34:00):
Yeah, let's act like they're not though.

Speaker 9 (34:02):
Okay, well's act like they're not.

Speaker 5 (34:05):
Pray something different. Okay.

Speaker 9 (34:07):
So basically, Napoleon and Josephine are also a match and
original box adds about ten percent of the value, right,
so they're more worth more than Cleopatra and Mark Anthony.
Value on those as the pair about four fifty.

Speaker 4 (34:23):
Okay, so I'm not bad.

Speaker 1 (34:26):
Eight fifty eight. Yeah, we're going to make some money.
We need to put those arms together, though, No, I'm
more about this Charlie Chaplin. He's living in here with.

Speaker 9 (34:32):
Napoleon Eddie's right about putting the arms together. You will, Okay,
maybe a trip to the doll hospital might be in order.

Speaker 4 (34:41):
Do they have those?

Speaker 5 (34:42):
Okay, yeah, they do. They have those. They definitely have those.
Where you are, we have.

Speaker 1 (34:46):
The entire Little Women set of Madame Alexander dolls. Here
you go off pulling out the books with the books correct.

Speaker 9 (34:54):
One of the most famous for the Madame Alexander was
the the the Little Women's Set by Luisa may Alcott.
And the reason why that was so important was because
there was another set of dolls that dealt with what
were called the dion Quintuplets, and those dolls were so desirable.
If you have those dolls, they're like twelve hundred bucks.

Speaker 5 (35:14):
For those dolls. But these Madame Alexander dolls.

Speaker 9 (35:18):
The the four set are four hundred bucks, so they
worth a little bit less than the couples, but they're
still pretty valuable.

Speaker 1 (35:26):
So so far within the three sets you get about
twelve thirty hundred bucks. Okay, So here we have you're.

Speaker 5 (35:31):
Like at twelve fifty At this.

Speaker 1 (35:32):
Point, this looks like a leprechaun or something.

Speaker 5 (35:35):
Okay.

Speaker 9 (35:35):
Then you have some that are called the miniature Showcase dolls.

Speaker 5 (35:40):
Do you have those?

Speaker 9 (35:41):
Are you looking at like a nursery rhyme? Like little
Red riding hood. She should be easy to figure out.

Speaker 1 (35:46):
Some of them are just listed as like missing hand,
missing the hand, Oh ahead, Oh sorry, I was a
spell drown. Here is the headless horseman.

Speaker 4 (35:53):
Oh that's snow white.

Speaker 1 (35:59):
But it's not broken. It's just been in a box
so long you can I can put it right back on.

Speaker 9 (36:03):
Like, okay, good six snow White because she's the best.

Speaker 5 (36:07):
She's the only brownette princess.

Speaker 1 (36:09):
You know I didn't write that.

Speaker 5 (36:10):
So value value on snow White is fifty dollars.

Speaker 1 (36:14):
What he said you was your favorite?

Speaker 4 (36:16):
She's small?

Speaker 5 (36:17):
Well, she is my favorite princess.

Speaker 1 (36:19):
But how can you like someone it's only fifty? Hey?
What if we strip her for parts and sell her head? Right?

Speaker 5 (36:24):
Well, gosh, lunch box. I just like snow White.

Speaker 1 (36:27):
Okay, and then here's let's do one more big one
here unless we're missing Amy, what are you bringing up here? Okay?
These are Amy's Well, those are bigs. Here's Cinderella and
Sleeping Beauty with all they look exactly, with all their
limbs and heads.

Speaker 9 (36:41):
They look good. Now, they look good. I would probably
say seventy five for each one.

Speaker 1 (36:46):
Of those bad Are you just look good?

Speaker 4 (36:49):
Okay? Like no, can't sell them as a couple.

Speaker 1 (36:51):
Hey dude, it's can't.

Speaker 5 (36:54):
Different stories. They're very specific about the literature.

Speaker 1 (36:57):
You know, a game now her, what what's our biggest cash item?

Speaker 5 (37:02):
Do you think Napoleon and Josephine?

Speaker 4 (37:04):
Okay, okay, Well, I don't know who's.

Speaker 5 (37:06):
Signed the Kansas City. I mean I'm looking at the
at the football helmet I got.

Speaker 1 (37:10):
I got a lot of signed memorabilia. This is the TJ.
Watt replicas. Oh wow, Yeah, this is a Doubas Ceede
Lamb Dallas Cowboy mini helmet. This one I have George Kittle.

Speaker 5 (37:20):
And uh uh uh George Kittle?

Speaker 1 (37:23):
Wow?

Speaker 9 (37:23):
Yeah, yeah, you know is that Patrick on the Kansas
It is not, isn't it?

Speaker 1 (37:28):
This one is Travis Kilsey right for she Rice? Yeah,
the running back?

Speaker 5 (37:33):
Oh Rice? That's good?

Speaker 1 (37:34):
Yeah? And I have a how much is that one?
George pick here? I gotta know you know who knows
I am I gotta sign?

Speaker 9 (37:43):
Uh Well, there's two things happening with his sports memorabilia.
First of all, it's Bobby's, so that increases value if
it were like anybody else's, it's not gonna be worth
as much, and he can document when they got it signed,
so that's going to be important. Of course, the the
more the more important the actual individual players are in

(38:04):
that particular game, then.

Speaker 5 (38:05):
You're gonna see more value too.

Speaker 1 (38:07):
Well.

Speaker 9 (38:07):
Authenticity is not difficult to identify though, those are all authentic.

Speaker 1 (38:11):
I'm not giving any of these up. I'm sleeping in
my bed with them. I sleep in the bed with
them every night. I did get a signed authentic Denver Broncos.
I won it a John Elways super Bowl champion and
Peyton Manning same helmet, super Bowl champion, MVPs and wow,
someone saw that. I had an offer me like four
thousand dollars for it. Immediately shut and you sold it.
I did not sell it. I didn't sell it too low.

Speaker 4 (38:32):
Wait, these are the ones you want on TikTok.

Speaker 1 (38:34):
That one was when I won.

Speaker 4 (38:36):
Yeah, probably for thirty five bucks.

Speaker 1 (38:39):
It doesn't matter how I want it, but.

Speaker 4 (38:41):
That's how much it costs. I'm asking while no, actually
back it up. What filter are you taking this through?
Because I'm actually like, wow, you spent thirty five and
you can make over four thousand.

Speaker 1 (38:51):
But that's like saying you spent one dollar on the lottery,
and you spent a lot of money and it doesn't matter.
It's not about me. I want doctor Lourie's on the Yeah,
I want the Hitler at all.

Speaker 9 (38:58):
Yeah, but yeah, but kill it happening here. First of all,
four thousand is too low. Most of the time somebody
offers you something like that that fast is usually working
in the twenty five percent range. Like they were offering
you about twenty five percent of what it is, I
would say, just out of the shoot forget that it's yours, Bobby.
But that does increase value because that relates to provenance

(39:19):
or history, lineage of who had the piece before you.
That piece is going to start at fifteen probably, and
then you've got to add in the provenance for Bobby Boneen.

Speaker 4 (39:29):
What fifteen thousand, fifteen thousand, well is way too low.

Speaker 1 (39:35):
They did it offer it super quick.

Speaker 4 (39:37):
Doctor Lorie. Is their provenance that the Madame alexandros if
one to you, yes, if I give them to Bobby
for lineage sake, does it go up in value?

Speaker 1 (39:48):
You would like carry under it for a day? She
comes in, carry on, yes, okay, here's yeah, I.

Speaker 9 (39:53):
Mean, and then other famous celebrities who have who have
owned them also impact the value, not yours specifically, but
if there are other celebrities who also collected Madame Alexander Dog,
then the value goes up a little bit too.

Speaker 1 (40:08):
You guys, we love doctor Laurie. You can follow her
at doctor Lori V. Visit her website doctor loriiv dot com.
She's been on and we've done from Netflix too. She
travels around. Can if our listeners wanted you to appraise something,
could they pay you to do that themselves?

Speaker 9 (40:24):
They can go to my website. Sure, they can attend
one of my events too. That's how I got this
lovely cold, you know I was doing. I was on tour,
so you can you know, they can come to one
of my events too, whatever they want to do.

Speaker 5 (40:35):
But yeah, the website, they can do that.

Speaker 1 (40:36):
I just want to make sure that you feel like
we're contributing to you, because all she doesn't contribute to us.
She comes on and she gives us all this advice
and tells us how much stuff's worth worth. And I
just want to make sure that we can tell our
listeners to do something and somehow they can get to
you and somehow you can benefit from the time you
spent with us.

Speaker 9 (40:52):
Always good to be a friend of the show. It's
always good to be with you, guys. So it's no problem.
Thanks very much for the plug. But for the most part,
make sure you keep your pieces out of direct sunlight
in places.

Speaker 5 (41:04):
Remember, art and antiques collectibles like to live.

Speaker 9 (41:06):
Where you like to live. So we don't want them
in basements. We don't want him in addicts. We want
him in rooms that are heated and cooled, like you're
heated and cooled.

Speaker 1 (41:14):
I have your house, Peyton Manning Johnny Way home, am
my Tanning bed at home?

Speaker 10 (41:19):
On?

Speaker 1 (41:19):
Is that bad? No, that's bad. Okay, I don't have
a tanting bed. Doctor Laurie. Thank you so much and
we will talk to you soon.

Speaker 4 (41:25):
Thank you.

Speaker 5 (41:26):
Thanks for everything. See you guys.

Speaker 1 (41:28):
I'll buy the Hitler it all from you, just to
kill it if I can stomp it out.

Speaker 4 (41:32):
Okay, Okay, it's not. It's not Hitler. It's definitely not.

Speaker 1 (41:36):
Is it. Charlie Chaplin? Was someone google there's a Charlie
Chaplin out of alexanderdal because if there is, maybe that
it just has the mustache.

Speaker 3 (41:42):
The mustache is different though you had like a two
part mustache.

Speaker 1 (41:45):
Charlie Chaplin was like that.

Speaker 4 (41:46):
One, that's a two part.

Speaker 1 (41:48):
Yeah, Charlie Chaplin had a block No, no, his was like,
what is it?

Speaker 4 (41:50):
Pull them up again?

Speaker 1 (41:51):
Okay, well, guys, I watched black and white movies. Eddie,
you need to shut your mouth. I know, Charlie Chaplin,
I have so many dolls up here. Okay, he's in.

Speaker 4 (42:01):
That's not him. Oh oh they're in the box together.

Speaker 1 (42:03):
Oh, I mean he looks like him.

Speaker 4 (42:05):
But he also has a hat.

Speaker 8 (42:06):
It does look like he's listed on eBay as Charlie.

Speaker 1 (42:09):
Chap does have a little hat as well, like this.

Speaker 4 (42:12):
Yeah, it's like a red tie. I don't know if
it's the same.

Speaker 1 (42:14):
It's not. Is the Hitler the Chaplin hat has a
black tall hat. Hitler? Man, I'm trying to kill it.
I want to kill the doll or Okay, so that
who is that?

Speaker 5 (42:23):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (42:23):
That guy looks like the guy that little bo peep
who lost his sheet.

Speaker 1 (42:26):
He looks like one Valdez. Holdo, Mike's gonna do the thing.
He takes a picture for Google and it tells him
that's always gonna die. It's Madame Alexander portrait children, Red eleven. Rhett,
you can buy it online for thirty bucks, like Thomas rhtt.
It's Thomas Rhett. It is okay, Rhett.

Speaker 4 (42:45):
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn. Is that him?

Speaker 1 (42:48):
That's no? No, no, who's that?

Speaker 4 (42:52):
I thought his name was in the movie.

Speaker 7 (42:54):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (42:54):
Maybe am I wrong?

Speaker 1 (42:56):
Be gone with a win?

Speaker 4 (42:57):
I'm probably wrong?

Speaker 1 (42:59):
Amy with all this, it looks like you could sell
it all and make about a thousand bucks after every
you know? Do you want to sell them?

Speaker 5 (43:06):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (43:06):
I have more dolls than this.

Speaker 1 (43:07):
Yeah, but I think if she were to, she probably
saw all them and thought these were the most worthy.
Can I buy this one from you? The red one?

Speaker 3 (43:14):
How much you want to buy the Thomas rhet one?

Speaker 1 (43:16):
I can buy it online for like fifteen bucks.

Speaker 4 (43:19):
I thought you just said thirty.

Speaker 1 (43:20):
I'm just trying to I'm trying to work you down there,
but I heard I can't. Hey, you can't break up?
I don't. I don't need any more any more. Crap
on my desk.

Speaker 4 (43:31):
No the dolls for sale? What you got?

Speaker 1 (43:33):
I have nothing, I'm out, no cash, no cash. If
you buy it, we can kill it. No cash. It's
not Hitler face Hitler. We're going to destroy it immediately. Yeah,
we're gonna put it to the hand. Thanks to doctor Lorie.
Am you gonna sell any of this? He's just gonna
put it up.

Speaker 4 (43:45):
I mean potentially. I know when we first brought it up,
I had listeners that were very interested.

Speaker 1 (43:50):
So lineage.

Speaker 4 (43:52):
Yeah, let's see what happens, all right.

Speaker 1 (43:53):
Thank you to doctor Laurie. Here's a voicemail from Seth
and Kansas.

Speaker 10 (43:58):
Long time listener, big fan of the show. I was
listening to the podcast and heard that you were you
really would like to see Lunchbox drive a lambrick any
one day. Actually know of a way that he could
do that. It's called Extreme Experience and it's going to
be coming to Nashville April fifth through the seventh, and

(44:19):
it gives them an opportunity to drive a supercar around
Nashville Speedway for three laps.

Speaker 1 (44:25):
So it's about six.

Speaker 10 (44:26):
Hundred dollars after insurance.

Speaker 1 (44:29):
So hopefully we.

Speaker 10 (44:30):
Can see it and it'll be a good segment if
we get some get him out there on the track.

Speaker 1 (44:34):
We're not doing to go fund me. I'm taking his
hands and wiping them together. We're not doing to go
fund me, Why.

Speaker 4 (44:41):
Is this what you want for your birthday? And we
all pitch in for his birthday present?

Speaker 1 (44:45):
I would sign up for that.

Speaker 4 (44:46):
Yeah, I feel like this is anybody anything for their birthday?
We all if everybody here is putting and it's lunch buck,
it's your birthday present. So come this summer, you can't
be like, where's my goove?

Speaker 1 (44:55):
Yeah, but you have to get everybody else a gift
to the matters.

Speaker 3 (44:58):
I mean, that's still gonna be fifty bucks a pop.

Speaker 1 (45:00):
Yes, I'll cover a bigger part of it. I'll do
two hundred of it.

Speaker 4 (45:04):
Okay, all right, happy birthday launch.

Speaker 1 (45:07):
Well, no, there's gotta be six hundred, and let's talk
about it. We need to find more information. Yeah, I
got it right here, Extreme Experience, Supercars. Let's do it.

Speaker 4 (45:14):
Okay, I'll do one hundred.

Speaker 1 (45:15):
We'll come back. See, we'll come back. Why here's the thing.
We rush to do great things for him.

Speaker 4 (45:21):
This would be really cool.

Speaker 1 (45:22):
For him, I know, But when does he ever go hey, guys,
I have a great idea for you, or I'd like
to do this give no. I know, but sometimes you're
just like, why do I keep wanting to do things
for somebody? Who doesn't want to do them for others? Wow,
but I do want to do it for them. Oh
how excited is that would be? WHOA, we'll come back,

(45:44):
let's do number three.

Speaker 4 (45:45):
Ray, Hey, Bobby Bone, love your guys' show.

Speaker 1 (45:47):
My daughter's got a morning corny for you.

Speaker 4 (45:49):
What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A
teacher says, spit out your gun a.

Speaker 1 (45:55):
Train that's frey go that's to get one pile of stories.

Speaker 4 (46:04):
So is anyone here about the silver coins or the
gold bars at Costco?

Speaker 1 (46:08):
No? Sometimes I stay on TV though at night they're like,
buy a bar of gold. I have never done that
because it feels like a it's not a scam. It
just feels like, why would they offer it to me
if they didn't want to sell it?

Speaker 5 (46:18):
You know?

Speaker 4 (46:19):
Yeah, Well, the Costco started selling the twenty four carrot
gold bars, and sales those did so well that they're like, oh,
we're going to add some silver coins.

Speaker 1 (46:29):
You can buy a twenty four carrot gold bar from
the Costco them.

Speaker 3 (46:33):
Are they on a big palette like the No? No, No,
they're in cases.

Speaker 1 (46:36):
Yeah. It's just like they are like Scrooge McDuck jumping
into a big thing of Costco bars and you see
them though.

Speaker 4 (46:41):
One thousand dollars a bar? Oh no way?

Speaker 1 (46:45):
And could you go to the local want and do
that and buy one? Do they think so? Might be
sold out?

Speaker 4 (46:50):
They might be sold out. You have to check your
local Costco for the gold bars. But they've now added
silver coin packs, which I've never heard of this.

Speaker 1 (46:59):
Oh my god, you could just why would they not
rob those instead of like banks?

Speaker 4 (47:03):
I don't know, this is something I know. The gold
bars I heard a lot about that last year.

Speaker 1 (47:08):
Are there any, Mike, are there any at the costcos here?
Two thousand dollars gold bars at Costco?

Speaker 3 (47:14):
That's what we should have invested in.

Speaker 1 (47:16):
For me, I get excited about the big tub of mustard. Okay,
I'm sorry I interrupt. I'm just I'm amazed.

Speaker 4 (47:20):
But the investment here. What I'm thinking are these silver coins.
They're selling them in packs of twenty five for six
hundred and twenty five dollars and each coin is one
troy ounce.

Speaker 1 (47:33):
I don't know what a troy ounces.

Speaker 3 (47:34):
I mean, that's what that's what I had in my
little buffalo nickel or whatever that doctor Lori called in.

Speaker 4 (47:38):
A troy ounce is thirty one point one grams.

Speaker 1 (47:42):
Did they do? You guys want to you should go in? No,
I think we missed the boat.

Speaker 4 (47:46):
No we didn't.

Speaker 1 (47:47):
Apparently silver something conservative that's probably gonna go with value.
You guys go no, but if you will all buy
a palette at the frigging warehouse. Yeah, that silver seems
a little risky. Silk, Oh my gosh.

Speaker 4 (48:00):
Doing some research in silver may per form strongly in
yours succumb It could even surpass gold.

Speaker 1 (48:05):
Maybe maybe Lunchbox is like, I don't think we should
invest in Apple. Let's go Inron. Okay, I get that.
That's a joke, remember Ron? Yeah, wow, I need to
go to Do you have a costco membership? Do you
have to stop one? Let anybody in?

Speaker 4 (48:20):
No, you have to have one?

Speaker 1 (48:21):
You can. I go with you? All right, I'm in.

Speaker 4 (48:25):
Let's just all be in together.

Speaker 1 (48:27):
You guys just laughed at me, and I thought you
were joking. Once you say you're in, I'm in. I
can't believe it. Okay, go ahead, do.

Speaker 4 (48:33):
You need the maple leaf silver?

Speaker 1 (48:35):
Say we don't let Lunchbox in anything else until he
finishes his palate, Like, nothing else need to be a
part of until he finishes what he's already started.

Speaker 6 (48:41):
The value of silver tends to move inversely to the
stock market, So if the stock market is up, silver
goes down.

Speaker 1 (48:48):
So you're so it's probably down a lot now, which
is great because the stock market's basically an all time high,
so we should get it now at its lowest point.
But we know nothing about money, and I'm telling you
we know nothing when the stocks go down. Over goes
ah Man, Okay, go ahead, Amy? What else?

Speaker 4 (49:02):
All right? So this is just a little concern I
have for us. If you fly in an airplane and
you know you're told brace for impact if something's happening.
No one ever told brace for impact if something's happening.
You know that like you're supposed to, I guess lean
forward and getting a ball or something. But they go
over all these safety procedures in the beginning. The flight
attendants do. But apparently I saw on TikTok there's something

(49:23):
that flight attendants are doing to keep themselves saved, and
they don't tell us to do it.

Speaker 1 (49:26):
What is it?

Speaker 4 (49:27):
Sit on our hands with our palms facing up.

Speaker 1 (49:30):
But I mean, I've never been told brace for impacts.
I wouldn't do that.

Speaker 4 (49:33):
But it's just just any kind of emergency, they said.
But if you've ever noticed during takeoff, landing, or anytime
that the flight attendant is asked by the pilot to
take a seat, they sit down and they put their
hands under their legs, palms facing up, and that position
is one that will reduce it. Like you think about it,
your hands can't get hurt if your palms are up, like,
it's better than if your palms are down.

Speaker 1 (49:53):
I hope I never have to use that position.

Speaker 4 (49:54):
Well, me neither. But why is that the protocol I give.

Speaker 1 (49:57):
Someone trying to open the door of the plane, you
sit on your palms.

Speaker 4 (50:00):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (50:01):
Yeah, why aren't we doing it?

Speaker 4 (50:02):
Can't believe everything you see on TikTok, But all right,
go ahead. Shania Twain is now a Barbie. She's been
named one of Mattel's Barbie role models, and she's wearing
a floor length black leather jacket and a top hat
like she wore in her video for a Man. I
feel like a woman, and I feel like this is
another investment, like a collectible Barbie, Like we get the
Shania chain one and keep Twain one and keep her

(50:24):
in a box and never open her. Yeah, check this
out and like years from now should be worth more.
What is that?

Speaker 1 (50:30):
That's a funko? That's me?

Speaker 4 (50:31):
Yes, you have your own funko?

Speaker 1 (50:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (50:33):
Who made that?

Speaker 1 (50:34):
Me? I made like eleven of them. So what happens
is in the collectible world, artists athletes have funkos made
of them and they sign them and they go it's
like a cool thing. Not just have the funk go,
but a signed one. So now that I'm way into memorabilia,
I had a made. I'm not cool enough to have
a maid. I'm not like a celebrity like that, but
I had it made, and then I'm going to sign
them and any money, any profit whatever, I'm going to donate.

Speaker 3 (50:54):
How did you do that? You send them a picture
of you? Or like how did they know how to
put your face though?

Speaker 1 (50:58):
On that? I don't know. Man, out of my hands
all of a sudden, brains for impact. But see, I'll
sign it, and that pretty cool. Like Shania was made
for her because she's famous. I made my own, but
you gotta sign it, dude. That's pretty cool. Huh, that's
really cool. Yeah. Thanks.

Speaker 4 (51:13):
Did funkos not have mouths?

Speaker 1 (51:15):
No, they have mouths. And Stanley the dog is the
little dog. You can't see it right here, but Stanley's
in there.

Speaker 4 (51:19):
Oh that's cute. Hold a microphone hand.

Speaker 1 (51:21):
Microphone in one hand and headphones on the other. I
have red shoes obviously, the big glasses. The hair pretty cool.
I did eleven of them. Why eleven because I ordered
one to see how it would look, and then I
went and order ten after the one.

Speaker 4 (51:34):
Okay, that was like by ten to get one free.

Speaker 1 (51:37):
WI. Yeah, we can find a way to auction this
office one. This is one of one. Well there's eleven
out there, so it's one yet the other ten have
it come the Mailia, Ah, very much cool for Shanaia.
That's pretty cool. Yeah, all right, thank you.

Speaker 4 (51:50):
I am Amy. That's my file.

Speaker 1 (51:52):
That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the
good news.

Speaker 4 (51:56):
How much box.

Speaker 1 (52:01):
Jordan is a goldsmith. Whichever that means, I don't know.
I guess he makes gold. He makes things.

Speaker 6 (52:06):
And he saw a Taylor Swift video on YouTube challenging
people to make cool rings and he was like, huh,
I'm gonna.

Speaker 1 (52:12):
Make a cool engagement ring. And he did it.

Speaker 6 (52:14):
Twenty three thousand dollars engagement ring and then he's in
his shop and he's like, where'd that ring go?

Speaker 1 (52:20):
Oh my good, where'd there?

Speaker 6 (52:22):
And he starts looking all over town, retracing his steps.

Speaker 1 (52:25):
It's gone. Somebody stole it, by the way, when you guys, yeah, yeah,
go ahead.

Speaker 6 (52:30):
And so he's like, what am I gonna do. I'm
gonna go desperation mode. Next door app you know, like
and Craigslist. He said, hey, I lost this ring. If
anybody finds it, please.

Speaker 1 (52:38):
Let me know.

Speaker 6 (52:39):
Well, this dude Ken, walking through the town found a
ring and his sister in law happened to see the
post on Craigslist and they reunited the guy with his ring.

Speaker 1 (52:48):
Wow lucked out, Yeah, very lucky. And then also and
then and then and then oh and then.

Speaker 6 (52:56):
Jordan's like, I gotta give you a reward, let me
reward you, and Ken said, nope, just pay it forward.

Speaker 1 (53:03):
Didn't take the reward. Crazy. Thanks for the update. Here's
what I'd like to say. I guess I know what
a goldsmith was. I never met a goldsmith. It'd be
like a shoe cobbler. It's someone that makes gold jewelery. Yeah,
but like a locksmith, someone who does lock right, who
gets in locks can build. What other smiths are locksmith's
they were iron they would do iron iron. Yeah, good point.

(53:24):
Aaron Smith? What Aaron Smith? That like your friend. Yeah,
it's a buddy I grew up with. What did he make? Trouble? Yeah, trouble.
A goldsmith though.

Speaker 4 (53:34):
They work with precious metals.

Speaker 1 (53:35):
That's a good job unless you mess it up, unless
you lose your item. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (53:39):
Did you know there's a gunsmith?

Speaker 1 (53:41):
Yes? What do they make? That's funny. You find all the.

Speaker 4 (53:43):
Smith's hotsmith copper smith.

Speaker 1 (53:45):
Well, yeah, that was easy.

Speaker 4 (53:46):
Blade smith.

Speaker 3 (53:48):
Yeah, lunchbox at hopsmith. That's a good one. That's a
beer a guy that beer? Is that a real thing?
They hop smith?

Speaker 1 (53:55):
I had no idea there was somebody.

Speaker 4 (53:56):
Okay, well, do you know what smith means? The suffix
of it. It's a specialized crafts person. So that's why
all of that ends with smith.

Speaker 1 (54:04):
Wow, got it. I wonder if the first smith in
you know, England, London, eventually America. I wonder if that's
why they named themselves that, because they were good at
something like we're the smith, right, this is copper, this
is the metal. I already had their own. You ever,
mety one with the last name like shoemacher. Uh I know,
like a race car driver. Yeah, like they were like shoemakers, shoemaker.

(54:25):
So yeah, they just changed to Mocker. Interesting you ever
met anybody with the last name concessions Stand? No? No,
what were they? They made food of pies a concession stands.
It's the family. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (54:36):
There's also a word Smith and tune Smith.

Speaker 1 (54:39):
There's another one too. By'm gonna say it all right, listen,
thank you all. I'll tell you when we get off.
The Grand Smith, what Granny Smith. I'll tell you when
we get off. Why would I say it now when
you challenge me? Come on, that's a great story. That's
what it's all about. That was telling me something good.
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