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Speaker 1 (00:11):
Hey, welcome to Tuesday show. More studio mine.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
All right, let's go round the room and check in
with every buddy.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
A dad of four who likes the Cowboys is a
way to describe him, and his recent workouts have had
him looking slim.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Oh it's pretty ready.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Yes, all right. I want to ask you guys a question.
Would you get a tattoo at a party if it
was a free tatto, had tattoo artist, it's free, You're
at a party. Would you get one?
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Maybe would Yeah? Maybe? It just depends who. Yes, it
depends who it is. But it's not like your choice
they have like no, no, it has to be the choice. No, no, no,
they have ten like on a board, like you choose
from this ten. Then no, that's different. Yeah, that's way different.
If it's like, hey, we'll do a small tattoo of
your choice. And because I already have tattoos, if it
was my first tattoo, no, unless it was my party.
(00:56):
Why do you ask that?
Speaker 4 (00:57):
Because there's a guy that works in our building who
went to Jelly Rolls number one party and he had
a tattoo artist there. And this guy doesn't have a tattoo.
Oh wow, he's just had a few drinks and he's like,
you know what, that sounds fun. He got a tattoo
and it was like a whiskey glass with like a
nice cube in shape of a skull.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
That was the tattoo he got in his ankle, and
I'm like, dude, you're crazy on his ankle. A lot
of things wrong with that for me, not for him.
I love it because he'll always have that memory. That's
really cool. He got a Jelly Rolls number one party.
That's what he said. There's a story behind it. Yeah.
Would I get a tattoo at a party? Sure? If
I could go, give me this little razor back or
(01:37):
give me this. You know, I'm surprised you don't have
a razor I have? I would? I do have to
say to Arkansas, yeah, but you don't have a hawk.
I know, as you gets you one, or give me this,
give me Arkansas and Oklahoma that connection because those two
states are connecting with me and my wife.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
But I wouldn't take a skull shot glass?
Speaker 1 (01:52):
What about the dragon? A dragon a shark? Little thing?
So good for him though? Yeah, yeah, I thought that
was funny. It sounds like he had to cover it
up pretty soon, but good for him. His hobbies include
playing Rex soccer and going for a run. And if
there's an artist who says someone made him uncomfortable on
this show, he's probably the one. It's lunchbox.
Speaker 5 (02:10):
I just want to know about superstitions because I was
watching this clip on Twitter and Mario Chalmers, who used
to play in the NBA, played for the Miami Heat.
He played with Lebron James, and he was talking about
what the superstitions that Lebron James had before every single game.
Speaker 6 (02:26):
And they would lay his whole alphadote over the floor
for the game and make sure everybody.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Walks around him. Better walk around.
Speaker 6 (02:34):
Oh what time the media walked over to jersey, he
snapped and he made the equipment man go get him
a whole new jersey, shorts, tights, headband, armband, socks.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Hey, lady, right back out. He walk all the way
around it. I guess a chalk out line.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
That's funny.
Speaker 5 (02:51):
Yeah, And because I know Bobby, we used to play
Kanye every morning.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
That was your.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Superstition For like three years.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
I played Kanye Welcome to the Good Live Ah every morning.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Really, that was It was cool because it's like we
were starting the show.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Yeah, I played it once and we had a good show,
and then it was kind of the I would say
the incline of the show's success early early, and I
was like, I'm not changing that up.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
It was stupid.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
It was what happened?
Speaker 4 (03:15):
Why did you stop doing it? I don't know, I
had one bad show, like never again.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
I don't know. We might have got sued or something. Oh,
there's always a reason to pivot out.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
But we did it for years.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
And I'm not really a big superstition guy, but I
will keep superstitions going just in case I'm wrong.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Yeah, because I have been wrong before.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
So you know, I think even Lunchbox will do the
close thing where if he's wearing clothes, right, if your
team's winning, or if last game you put him back on,
you wear him, you don't wash him.
Speaker 5 (03:39):
If things are going bad and halftime you change clothes.
If your team is winning, you can't go to the
bathroom and you can't eat while they're playing.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
I mean all that we invent ways for us to
feel like we have control of something that we have
no control over.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
You know what I've been doing the last couple of
years is I wake up with a tune in my
head every day. There's some random song in my head
every single day, and so on the way to work,
I have to play it. So I find it on
my streaming service and I play it.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Interesting, I realize if I decide to listen to music
in the morning, if I'm coming in and I don't always,
I'll bet the whole day is gonna go like the
first song that happens to pop up, which I don't
know what it is, and if it's a song I
really like, I'm like, its gonna be a great day.
And if not, then I'm like, oh, now really got
to focus hard because this that song sucks in the
stays gonna be tough.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
If I don't get what.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Do you feel like?
Speaker 7 (04:23):
If you're saying it's going to be a tough day,
then you'll be looking for tough things to happen.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
It'll seem like a tough day.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
And it's all stupid. All this is stupid in my ba.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
I'm not even saying that's a legitimate, it's all yeah,
no, no yet, but I do feel that way, and I'm like,
it's gonna be tough, So then I work even harder
to make it not tough. All right, thank you lunchbox
Amy her woman to buy her country show. I just
want an award which had her dinner table erupt. But
if you're a guest on our podcast, don't forget to
tell her she needs to turn your mic up.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Okay.
Speaker 7 (04:47):
So I think maybe a month and a half ago
or so, I downloaded this brain app called Impulse and
it's a daily thing where you go on and they
give you different exercises for your brain. And I told
you all that I went ahead and paid for the year,
because why not. It was cheaper that way. You could
either pay month to month or pay for the year.
And I have currently a streak of two days in
(05:10):
a row?
Speaker 1 (05:12):
How many days?
Speaker 3 (05:13):
It says, beat your like, how many days? Many days
went by before?
Speaker 1 (05:16):
I look a commercial where the guy's like, you know,
I subscribed to the brain pills, but then I forgot
to tight forget.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
It's like I forget to use it.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Yeah, because it is the problem.
Speaker 7 (05:25):
Yeah, So right now my current streek is sitting at zero,
but my best streak.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Is two days.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
I did that like an app like the Teza app
I bought for a year. What's that it's supposed to
be like picture like better filters, and I've paid like
two ninety nine a month before a whole I've used
it one time. Yeah, that's ridiculous. I don't even do
stuff on pictures. I just post it and let it roll.
So I've done that too.
Speaker 7 (05:48):
I got that one app one time that where you
take a second video like a second, only one second
of video every day for three hundred and sixty five days,
and then at the end of the year it'll put
all those one seconds together make this really cool video.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Me a total second like fours.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
If you could complete something like that.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Really cool, you should put the note on your on
your front screen because then you always see it. Impulse
if you're gonna remind yourself to do it. That's what
we look the most. All right, Ray go ahead from
Mountain Pine, Arkansas.
Speaker 5 (06:18):
He always has his mic turned on and it's always
before Dawn.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Bobby, thank you.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
Very much, had another dig at me.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
He was just doing improv off of what we just said.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
I like it. Yeah, I was watching a video of
a new sport that I think we probably get hurt playing,
but it'd be hilarious.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
We could get a place to do it.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Have you guys seen ice football, no, where they play
basically tackle football, but on a hockey rink. No, that
does not sound sound dangerous. It's hilarious. And it's not
just the fastest. And you're playing in shoes, you're not
playing in you're sliding everywhere everywhere. Are you wearing pads?
I think they had. They were lightly padded, but you
(06:54):
can't really even get the momentum to hit somebody that hard.
But you need elbows, elbow dyckey players elbows and knees.
I know they for sure had, and maybe it's like
hockey stuff because that's smaller than football. There are two
thats that wanted to bring in if we could find
a rink to do that hilarious. The other thing is
I've watched people play soccer with a bowling ball on
(07:14):
I's not on ice, so yes, it does if you
can try to kick it hard. But soccer with the
bowling ball looks hilarious. So these are two items I'm
submitting to the show that we could build go do somewhere,
and I think that would be hilarious. Somebody would end
up hurt, no doubt, oh for sure, but it would
be good content. I'm voting for football and ice. That
(07:34):
would be awesome if we can find an ice Yeah,
they like they're a state. Oh they have helmets all too. Yeah,
there are states or excuse me, countries that have it
as like one of their big sports. Even when he
scores a touchdowns. I know. Isn't that hilarious? That's really funny.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
It is safe.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
No, never said it was that safe.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
Just find out how old are those people doing it?
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Don't men, it's just hard to move. But they look old.
Speaker 7 (07:58):
Okay, okay, I'm just the older we get the less agile, and.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
I don't need what about your hips? Worried I will
hurt something. I'm not arguing that we're all gonna get
through this unscathed. I'm just saying it's gonna be hilarious.
So if we can find an ice rink, we should
play football, get a little three on three game going
right down. All right, let's open up the mail bag,
friendly mail and reading all the air. It's something we
(08:24):
call Bobby's mail bag. Yeah, hello, Bobby Bones. I'm having
a problem with my in laws staying too long when
they visit. I'm gonna peel off for a second. Is
it no long Answers but does anyone else have this problem? Sure? Okay,
listen closely. We don't have that laws anymore. Oh yeah, correct,
yeah cool. My wife and I have been married for
(08:45):
ten years. We have three kids, seven, four and two.
Over Christmas break, they say for three weeks. Well that's
a long time in your past yet in laws though,
so you can related. Yeah, make sure everybody knows they
didn't die or anything. I mean, just got divorced.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Right, I've died.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
I didn't make too much of a stink because of
the holidays, and I didn't want to run that time
for our kids. But I want them to leave. Even
a week was long. They just told my wife they
want to come back in April and stay for two weeks.
They just left. They want to come for two weeks
because it's my wife's and son's birthdays and back to
back weeks.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
This is too much.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
A weekend is fine, A few days okay, but they
always insist on staying for weeks at a time.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
My wife said, up, I have a problem with it.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
That I'd have to dress it with them because she
has no problem with them being here for that long.
Any advice I had to deal with this? Sign son
in law who's reached the final straw. I don't have.
I have in laws, but I don't have an issue
with this. The only thing that I have an issue with,
And I'll let you guys talk about the real issue
he's asking about.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
And I don't like that.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
She's like, you have to tell them because I'm already
on their team. I try as hard as I can,
even when I'm uncomfortable. Even we kind of make a decision,
and I know we won't always be good at this.
Once like kids are in the picture, we try to
make a decision even if one of us disagree with
and then we present it as a unit so we're
also not divided. Yea. That's hard. That's everything in life.
And sometimes I don't do a good job at accepting it.
(10:08):
And I'm like, real, yeah, okay, I can't wait to
come to Oklahoma. And they're like, well, that didn't sound
like you really wanted to come. But I'm still presenting it,
you know. So, But we don't have the issue with
the in law staying too. I wish they would come
more for now as of now anyway, Eddie. Yeah, so
we don't have the issue much anymore, but we did
(10:28):
in the past and the older I've gotten, I've realized
that family is important and in laws they're not going
to be here forever. Three weeks, I understand. But they're older,
you know, and they're not going to be with us
very long. So I get it. It's a long time.
But stick it out, man.
Speaker 4 (10:47):
It's important that the in laws come, and especially if
you have grandchildren or whatever that they want to see.
You got to just suck it up and let them
stay holidays and then April A. You're talking about six
seven weeks over, you're.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
Talking about over a month. Within five months, I think
about twenty percent of your life. I didn't see Eddie
folding like a lawn chair when I was younger. I
was like, no, get him out of here. But now
that I'm older, I'm like, look, we're gonna lose them soon,
so like, let's let them hang out and give them
a kidney dude. Anyways, now killing their old grandparents. But
is it because you have four kids and you want
the extra babysitting? No? No, no, are you kidding?
Speaker 3 (11:24):
That's one of the best things about Eddie.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
It is. But but they don't come very often anymore
like they used to come. Like, so, oh, my parents
diagnosed with anything, you have to die? No, you go
to lunchbox, lack box, go ahead.
Speaker 5 (11:36):
Look, a week is fine. Three weeks absolutely unacceptable. If
they want to go stay an hour outside of town
and come, you.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Know once, that's hard on them. What's I'm saying?
Speaker 5 (11:48):
After a week you gotta go, and you got to
step up, and if your wife won't do it, you
got to have the conversation like, look, guys, we love you,
we appreciate you, our kids loving you having you around.
But three weeks is like you're moving in and you're
paying rent, you are becoming new roommates.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
It is a burden. You say it to them. It's
a burden you're to them. I'm gonna be an in law. Yeah,
hey I'm coming for three weeks.
Speaker 5 (12:11):
Hey uh, Earl, you know what I mean, Like, we
love having you here that and we appreciate how much
love you show our kids, But three weeks is pushing
it a.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Little too far.
Speaker 5 (12:22):
I think if you want to come for a week,
go away for a couple of weeks, come back for
a week, that would be fine, Earl.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
Space now, yeah, but at this time I got money
for one plane ticket well.
Speaker 5 (12:32):
That's something you got to figure out, Earl, Like rent
a car, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
My son says, that sounds like a you problem.
Speaker 5 (12:39):
And so that is we're going to set the limit
at one week.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
Add to that you're on your own and you say
it like that. Thank, I want to hear this. I
just feel like the presentation wouldn't be like that. All right,
I'll talk to Earl right now.
Speaker 7 (12:52):
I personally think there's different seasons in life where it
is very helpful to have them, and it also is
contingent upon the dynamic they bring to the family.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
Some in laws bring drama and it's no fun.
Speaker 7 (13:05):
Other in laws can be very helpful and contribute to
running the household smoothly.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
There was a season when I was married.
Speaker 7 (13:11):
Where my in laws were with us for over a
month and it was the biggest blessing ever. And I
would be like, you were welcome to come any time.
But they they pitch in, they try to help, they
want to be a part of things, and they're not
in the way.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
But it feels like that's not the case here because
want to if he were in happy season, But then
laws can keep writing this email, Well.
Speaker 7 (13:31):
Then that's the case, I think his wife might need
to be like, oh, hey, I see that you're feeling
that way. Let's come up with a compromise and let's
present together.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
She's not because she said she has no problem being
here and he should talk to them.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
But that's that's not a team.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
Be okay with him?
Speaker 2 (13:47):
Man, it's not a team.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
Okay. So this is what I would say, they need
to just in general with the rules. She doesn't feel
like she wants to compromise. You don't want them to
be there. You got to take a small L to
get a big W. And that small loss is going Look,
look I was wrong. I think it's great if they
come back, but you have to understand three weeks it's difficult.
On in list out the ways that it's practically practice,
(14:10):
it's difficult. Let's do two. That's even uncomfortable, uncomfortable for me.
But let's do the two weeks one the week through
the kid's birthday one, and then that's us meeting. And
it's not even meeting in the middle. You're taking a
small L for a big W. And and that's where
you have to meet her because she's already dead set
on it and it's her parents. You know we do
sometimes we buy the airplane tickets. Sorry, send them home.
Lights are set, bom can't change them, or you create.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
I thought that they were getting older.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
You do a fake eviction, nobody shows up. Everybody's got
to move all your stuff out. It's also whatever you
gotta do. Yeah, I think on this one, they're gonna come.
Your wife wants them to come. You got to take
a small L for a big W. Here. The big
W is not three weeks. The small L is they're
gonna come anyway. So maybe you can just get you
have to give up two weeks.
Speaker 7 (14:56):
I guess it's a big opportunity to be a team
like so you're no. I think it's a good opportunity
to go to your wife and say, hey.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
He's already been go again, because I mean.
Speaker 7 (15:07):
This is only good if this is a problem in
this situation, it's a problem in other situations where they're
not like hearing each other.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
I agree, And that's a fundamental issue.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Do that. I'll think it's gonna be fixed in time
for making this decision though, because they're not gonna be
around long. No, Eddie solon killing people, all right, that's
the mail back closing up. We got your team mail
and we laid it on her. Now let's find the
clothes Bobby failed back. Yeah, this clip got leaked to
the internet. I'm gonna play it now out of context.
(15:37):
Maybe it doesn't sound the best, but on this show,
we all work together. We've worked together for some of
us eighteen years, and so Amy and I do a
countdown every weekend, a national countdown, and I was just
giving her a hard time. This isn't like the clip
where Christian Bale's like, good for you.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
That clip's awesome and it's.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
It's fifty seconds long, and Amy just kept messing up
over and over. We save this, but without context, you
don't really know that I'm just giving her a hard time.
We'll be the judge of that. No, you were in
the room, we were doing it. We'll see.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
So it's less than one minute long. I want to
play this, go ahead.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
A request for chrisy Young and Kane Brown, famous friends
here on the Country Top thirty.
Speaker 7 (16:18):
When we come back, we'll keep talking with our guest,
Keith Urban. We've got some paparazzi questions for him. We
actually show him a photo and see what he thinks
of it, and then we've when.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
We come with the country minute, everybody back in. We're
starting over everything.
Speaker 7 (16:32):
When we come back, we'll keep talking with our guest,
Keith Urban about paparazzi photos of him, and we'll keep
the count down moving along more time. When we come back,
we'll keep talking with our guest, Keith Urban. We've got
a paparazzi photo to show him.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
Of him, we'll have to strangle you get it.
Speaker 7 (16:47):
When we come back, we'll keep talking with our guest,
Keith Urbin. We've got a paparazzi photo of.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
Him to show him.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
Amy, I'm about to do it.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
He just do it, your w It's written for you.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
Oh my god, you showing the photo. Okay, here we go.
That was a request for Chris Brown's Brown.
Speaker 3 (17:12):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
When I said I'm gonna stab her in the eye
with a pin, I'm gonna kill her dad. Dang dude, No,
that was it was joking. How mad were you at
her at that point? Yeah?
Speaker 7 (17:21):
But also you did realize that part of the script
it was written for you. So I was thrown off
because you're the one that showed you show Keith Urven.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
No, no, no, But we're not it' said I, And I didn't,
but I just hint. But all the time I just
hand you things. No, No, even then, I know, okay,
you know what I was. No, No, it's not even
about you messing up. It's only about I was kidding.
I wasn't gonna stab her in the eye with the pins.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
I was like, you're gonna stab me?
Speaker 1 (17:42):
Now, I wasn't gonna kill her. No, it was not
just kidding. But you know how people are on the internet,
all of a sudden, they run with them. They're like,
this sounds like work, like harassment. I and you how
hard she laughed at me when I said Chris Brown
instead of Chris Young. Yeah, that was funny. If she
were really scared, she wouldn't do that with Amy though.
That was weird, Like you have a picked a paparazzi
picture of Keith Keith Urban to show to Keith Urban
(18:06):
did all she has to do. It doesn't matter. It's
not about that.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
It's about the fact that.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
That's not real. If you see even a quote in
a news article where radio host threatens to stab co
host and I with pin it was a joke. And
if you can't hear that, then that's on you. I
just don't hear amy sticking up from me either. As
I do this, man, I.
Speaker 7 (18:26):
Feel like people know you're joking. Am I supposed toick
up for you? This is a total joke.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
You're joking.
Speaker 3 (18:31):
You can tell they're being sarcastic.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
I'm here to you. No, No, we removed all pins
from the room. Oh no, I know. Yeah, it was
funny regardless, this is my official statement. That was a joke.
Maybe when a MIC's on, I shouldn't say I'm going
to kill you or I just stab you in the
hour of the pin lesson. That's that's the relationship that
we have here, right everybody, Yeah.
Speaker 5 (18:51):
Yes, hobby, that's what.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
Yes, it's time for the good news, much box.
Speaker 5 (19:05):
If you ever find yourself on a road trip and
you want to stop in Wyoming, Michigan and grab yourself
a beer at three Gatto's Brewery, it's a great idea.
Spanish so the owners are from Brazil originally, and they
wanted to recreate that environment of a boteco where everybody
comes and.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
Has to say that.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
I don't even know what that is. Oh my god, no,
thank you say it bot techo. Just like I said, Okay,
So what they do is they.
Speaker 5 (19:43):
Want a family environment, bring your family, the neighborhood establishment.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
Well, at this place, it's a pay it forward system.
Pretty much.
Speaker 5 (19:49):
Everyone gets their drinks for free because the person before
them has paid for their drinks.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
But it's not free because you got to pay for
the person behind you. But they don't pay for their
own drinks.
Speaker 5 (19:58):
So like you can leave like two beers for a
construction worker, and you put it on the board and
the construction worker comes in gets the two beers.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
Let's watch the buy a construction hat. He paid money
money to pay for a construction hat. Then he would
the beers and so he could go and get the
beers for free in the construction worker.
Speaker 3 (20:12):
Okay.
Speaker 7 (20:12):
A boteco in Brazil is a place where alcoholic.
Speaker 3 (20:15):
Beverages are sold.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Well, bar, got it, yeah said bar. You say it's bar.
Speaker 7 (20:21):
No, I don't think it's also just a bar, because
I think, like you can go buy the beer or.
Speaker 3 (20:27):
The alcohol and leave.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
Yeah, but so line is and Marie not to devel you.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
Have too much vanished for him that all this go ahead.
Speaker 5 (20:34):
They are the creators of this brewery. So if you
are ever in Wyoming, Michigan, stop, buy three Cottos Brewery
and you get a free beers.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
Hey real quick, Hey, Mike, you would you have the
story and just give us a quick You know you did.
You did a great job. But how if someone's listening
and they wanted to hear the actual Well, it's also Brazil,
so it's Portuguese. Yeah it's different. Yeah, man, it's not. Okay,
you didn't even know that, you just yell it's different.
Speaker 5 (20:57):
I know they see Portuguese because no Way Jose in
high school he moved to our high school.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
Noe Jose was a guy. Yeah, that was a nickname.
His name was Jose Jose. Yeah, that's funny. That was
his name, no Way Jose. And he was one of
the best. That's not his name, it's his nickname. Well whatever.
Speaker 5 (21:14):
Yeah, yeah, one of the best soccer players I've ever
seen in my life. He was phenomenal, and so he
transferred in for a year because his dad was working
and he was from Brazil. So that's how I knew
they speak Portuguese.
Speaker 7 (21:25):
I mean, he probably because gatto in Spanish and Portuguese
is the same.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
That's the way Portuguese is. Weird, Like every twentieth road
word is Spanish? Really Yeah, it throws me off because
otherwise I would have nail nailed it. Yeah, but so
there you go.
Speaker 5 (21:41):
Free beers, I mean paying forward at three Gatto's.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
Brewery like it. That's what it's all about. That was
telling me something good. Three of these What's wrong with people?
What's wrong with people? Deer Creek School District in Oklahoma
from kok h at least the same of a Friday
afternoon after a video was sent to the news stage
that showed students licking toes during a school event. What
(22:04):
was the There's a lot of back no, no, not
what's the class? What were they learned? A lot of
backlash where students were licking toes as part of a
fundraising event. Now the school is saying the kids volunteered
to do it ahead of time. We spent raising money
for Not Your Average Joe Coffee, which employs people with disabilities.
The district said they host an assembly called Clash of Classes.
(22:27):
They volunteered to spend a different class competitions. Students were
paired up for the competition where students were seen licking
other students toes that just somebody should have stepped in
because I'm watching it.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
It's like toe.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
It's pretty gross. Ye, they're putting there on a race
peanut butter off. The fastest wins. But it's like, you know,
somebody invented that for their own little deal with a
foot or with a yeah so one way or the
other other foot fetish or someone licking their feet. Some
administrators got to step in and go, this probably isn't
(23:03):
a good idea to have somebody licking somebody else because.
Speaker 7 (23:06):
Teenagers are going to think that's hilarious and amazing.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
It is. It's so funny. It's we're watching it, but
you get somebody smarter than us has got to step
in and go not appropriate. It sounds like our show.
You know, yes, but we're all adults.
Speaker 3 (23:18):
We would not. That would be a major HR problem.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
No out a lunch box button.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
You ate it? Yes and me? Yes, you did have
the video. You were adults, right? And amy volunteers? WHOA,
I see you?
Speaker 3 (23:31):
I did not volunteer. I lost the game.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
He's wrong with people? What was wrong with people? A
man in Indiana thought he and his wife were moving
into a new home. They had the U haul and
it all owded it up. They were actually trespassing because
the wife affect all the financial documents and had stolen
the keys. Whoa court documents are revealed it In Indiana,
man thought he and his wife were moving. They were
so excited they had done the real estate process. The
man did not know that his wife had lied and
faked everything and then smashed into the home, smashed open
(23:58):
the log box and like we're homeowners. That husband completely
left in the dark. They unloaded everything. This is from
Fox fifty nine Indianapolis. This poor guy, you've got to
leave this marriage right. Oh, like feet don't fail me
now lives like that's a bad one.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
Yeah, the story didn't match with the property owner that's.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
Told well yeah, and so the rulder said they noticed
something was off. There were grammatical layrors such as contact
you at with the letter you.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
In the document.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
So they come. Police are called, there's people in the house.
The rulers are like, but yeah, the block box is
smashed open. Man even think those lugboxes will be stronger
than just to be able.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
To smash it out.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
There were pretty strong. But yeah fell and he charged
the stolen property and this husband is like, I thought
we got a house.
Speaker 7 (24:46):
I mean this can be the first time she's you know,
acted up in this way.
Speaker 3 (24:49):
Yeah, it was like news to him.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
Surely the property ala just saw you outside the house too.
It was like what I own that? Why is there
a U haul out there? And then they go and
find everything.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
What's up with her? What's wrong with people? What's wrong
with people?
Speaker 1 (25:02):
Finally, a man's hospitalized after a woman lures him on
a date and then her dude beats him up, robs him. Yeah, yeah,
that was a scam to begin with, right, Oh yeah, sure,
w r I see a Florida duo's in custody after
they allegedly arranged to lure a seventy three year old
victim on a date with a woman. Yeah no, not
the old dude before he was beaten robbed.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
She was thirty four, so you know he was trying
to like do his thing.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
Oh you know, he probab heres lunchbox on the radio
and he's like, oh, get me a young one, DEBI
he said the staff at the hospital report of the incident.
After he's brought into the emergency room with several injuries
to his head. Torso on arms, needs staple in his head,
got him. The victim told officials he met Chelsea right
thirty four at a bar to discuss the romantic relationship.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
She said, let's go back to my house.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
They went separate vehicles and her ex boyfriend got him,
struck him in they have a.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
Metal object, beat him to the ground.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
Sola's wallet investigators, so they found text messages between the
two discussing their plans to carry out the crown.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
That's terrible, wrong with people?
Speaker 1 (26:00):
What's what's wrong with people?
Speaker 8 (26:03):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (26:03):
That sucks for the old dude.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
He thinks he's getting like I know, he got like
bragg to his buddies at the bingo hall. He was
loving life.
Speaker 3 (26:08):
I saw real bad. What's wrong with people?
Speaker 1 (26:10):
Oh no, dude, Yeah we have time. Yeah it's not time.
I'm worried about no this.
Speaker 7 (26:17):
Uh dad, his daughter was having a sleepover and he
made them mango smoothies and he put like a some
sort of pill that or something in the smoothies it
would make them go to sleep. And one of the
girls that was spending the night secretly didn't drink the
smoothie and all the.
Speaker 3 (26:36):
Girls were passed out.
Speaker 7 (26:37):
She said that she saw the dad like checking to
see if they were passed out. And she called her
mom at one thirty in the morning and was like,
come pick me up. I don't feel safe, say it's
a family emergency.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
I don't know, like, did he have bad intentions to
do something with the kids or is he they just
too loud. He's like, somebody shut them up because I've
been a drove my dog before. If thunders coming.
Speaker 3 (26:53):
Out, I don't know they were teenage girls. I don't know.
Speaker 7 (26:55):
It's just I don't know the update beyond that lunchbox
might because he'd grown like he knew this story.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
But no, I don't know any update. I just know you. No.
Speaker 5 (27:04):
I read the story and I was just like, it
felt creepy, like he was doing it to so but.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
You're speculating, speculating, how horrible though, Oh it's it's wrong anyway.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
You can't be putting drugs and people's stuff regardless.
Speaker 7 (27:16):
Yeah, kids, Yes, your daughter's having a sleep over.
Speaker 3 (27:19):
I mean I feel bad for the daughter like she
was like in the.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
News, Yeah, that's yours. Always like take it to a
place where you feel that's a dark that's a dark one. Yeah. No, No,
there's a lot of really dark ones, like murderers and stuff.
I could have been up been like this person murdered.
What's wrong with people?
Speaker 7 (27:34):
I'm so glad that one girl decided to not drink
it and was able to call her mom.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
Yeah, me too.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
She made a lot not like Smoothie.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
Though we don't know what's wrong with people on this one.
I think we owe it to Amy. Okay, she didn't
win the award for Weekly Personality of the Year. Oh yeah,
big award.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
What's wrong with people?
Speaker 1 (27:50):
What's wrong with people? Believing in signs is something we've
talked about a lot on the show. Amy. If she
looking for a sign that gummy, let's go find her, well,
I ask.
Speaker 3 (28:00):
For them, but sometimes not seeing the sign as a sign.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
So yeah, there you do whatever, So it's always a sign.
So Morgan, you saw a video.
Speaker 9 (28:09):
Yeah, so I was just like chilling on TikTok right,
I'm on my for you page. I'm not really looking
for anything. I'm just hanging out, and this video pops
up of this lady who was reading cards. It was
a live videos like an actual video she posted. There
was no hashtags, there was no caption, like I couldn't
have searched out this video if I wanted to, and
it pops up and she's reading the sign, and she's like,
(28:29):
you are in a space right now, You're about to
meet the love of your life.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
It's about to happen, Like.
Speaker 9 (28:34):
There are cards happening for you right now that it
is coming, it's on its way.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
Could it be the guy from Ohio the center flowers?
Speaker 7 (28:43):
Oh, oh, I I don't think that one's gonna work.
Speaker 3 (28:47):
Just say sound logistic.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
You don't know. Also, even if it's not a hashtag researchable,
it probably knows a bit of your algorithm or knows
that you're a single female, right, or it wouldn't send
you that, It doesn't send me that.
Speaker 9 (28:58):
Yeah, so well, but so does that mean it's a sign,
like it's purposely sending it to me because like she
needs this, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (29:05):
Does your psyched cousin believing cards?
Speaker 3 (29:06):
Amy, Well, I don't know what kind of cards these are,
but she.
Speaker 7 (29:09):
Does those little if it's like something you'll pull.
Speaker 3 (29:11):
A card and there's a animal on it. Yeah, death card,
And it's like, I don't know what are those?
Speaker 2 (29:16):
No, no, no noser teret cards. Oh, that's what they are.
Speaker 3 (29:19):
Yeah, she has those.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
I feel like those are the work of the devil
or just somebody playing a dumb game.
Speaker 3 (29:24):
I know it is kind of but.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
If you want it to be a sign, Morgan, that's
a sign for you. It's all up to you. Signs
are interpreted as you want to interpret them.
Speaker 3 (29:30):
Really well, yeah, I.
Speaker 9 (29:31):
Wanted to be a sign I want to meet the
love of my life.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
That'd be amazing. I feel like you're pressing a little hard. Yeah,
well that I mean, let's say you're in a basket.
You're gonna playasketball's state championship game. I gotta play super
and if you put all the pressure on yourself to
play super hard and super good, you're not at your best,
your most free. You're putting a standard and a pressure
(29:57):
on yourself that doesn't allow you to reach your standard.
And I feel like Morgan's doing that with dating. I mean,
any dude that goes by, it's like, do you want
to Yeah, so'll go on date with you? No? No?
Speaker 2 (30:04):
Would you like to try? Sample at stort?
Speaker 1 (30:07):
And I think she's trying really hard, and I think
she's quite the catch, but I think she's pressing a
little bit.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
And I don't like.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
But I don't believe. I don't believe. Just free don't
do anything. It comes.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
I don't believe that.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
People say, well, if you just stop trying, it'll happen.
I don't believe that about anything in life. But I
do think you're putting a little much pressure on things.
Speaker 3 (30:24):
I would probably agree a little bit.
Speaker 9 (30:26):
But also like I have tried, Like there was a
time where I wasn't on the dating house, I wasn't
doing anything and.
Speaker 3 (30:31):
I met nobody.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
Like I went out I did. I lived my life,
I did things I met nobody. Maybe don't assign your
value to dating someone.
Speaker 3 (30:41):
Well, I don't think she does.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
No, no, but she's but I feel like she's not
giving herself enough credit for being an awesome, well rounded
person because there's not someone to fill out her life.
Speaker 9 (30:51):
I think I'm just eager to really meet somebody more because,
like you know, everybody around me is in't it, Like
I could that work?
Speaker 1 (30:57):
But that's why you don't, don't. That's that's it.
Speaker 3 (31:00):
Yeah, I'm not everybody on it ain't got out. But
it puts more pressure on me.
Speaker 9 (31:07):
Not that I want that pressure, but it does put
pressure on me because everyone around me. I do have
a biological clock. If there is a time in my
life that I want to have kids. There are just
factors that are weighing on me.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
But do you want to push yourself to do something
that maybe isn't perfect because of a biological clock. No,
and I will not, so like I do have that
pressure on me, but like I'm not going to settle. Well,
we can always freeze your eggs, No worry, we can
do that.
Speaker 3 (31:29):
Wee that's expensive.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
All I'm going to say is take a few deep breaths,
keep active, but don't press so hard that everyone. If
it doesn't work out, it's terrible. It's never going to
be me.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
You're just chilling.
Speaker 1 (31:45):
You're being free. It's like we're in the shower. You
have the best thoughts in the shower, the most freeing.
I do creative thoughts in the shower because I'm not
trying to do anything. It's the only place i can
get where i'm that's my spot.
Speaker 3 (31:52):
Oh I cry in the shower.
Speaker 2 (31:53):
Well there you go, because you feel free. I don't
think it's a sign.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
I don't. It's amazing video. All right, let's go.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
We have one more sign question here and lunchblocks is you.
But it's about Eddie.
Speaker 5 (32:04):
Yeah, Eddie, you believe in signs. You said it on
the show. You're a big sign believer. And I was
out to dinner with the family the other night and
I'm walking back from the bathroom and there's a table
next to us and it's like six people around a
circular table, and they stop me. They go, lunchbox, we're
a huge fan of the show. We didn't want to
bother you with the family. Can we get a picture?
I'm like, yeah, what do you guys do? And they say, oh,
(32:26):
we do kidney transplants at Vanderbilt Hospital.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
And I was like, oh my god, it'd be a
sign for Eddie to get us a sign for Eddie, And.
Speaker 5 (32:33):
So I talked to him about, yeah, you had to
get tested, the benefits and all this, and Eddie, this
is what they.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
Had to say. Tell Eddie, like, the benefits of donating
a kidney.
Speaker 9 (32:42):
You're helping other people have a better life and they
don't have to be on dialysis.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
How risky is it for the person donating the kidney.
Speaker 7 (32:50):
We discuss those risks with you and you determine if
the benefit is.
Speaker 3 (32:55):
Worth the risk.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
But you are perfectly capable of living off with one kidney.
Speaker 9 (32:59):
Yes, people are able to live the rest of their lives.
Speaker 3 (33:02):
With one kidney.
Speaker 5 (33:03):
We highly encourage people to sign up, and Eddie will
be perfectly fine, most likely most plased.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
But it doesn't hurt to go get tested, right, Yes,
you have to be eighteen or older. Eddie is way
over eighteen.
Speaker 7 (33:15):
You have to decide that that's something that you want
to do and it's right for you.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
Is it okay that Eddie's bald? Will that cause the
new person to be bald?
Speaker 7 (33:21):
No? No, kidney transplant recipient will not be bald because
they're going there as well.
Speaker 1 (33:26):
All right, Yes, Eddie, get here and donate a kidney.
Speaker 2 (33:29):
Bye is a sign.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
I don't like when lunch Box asks people questions and
when it's not going the way he wants them.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
He doesh But but but Eddie, is that a sign?
Speaker 1 (33:37):
Uh? I mean, I think it's kind of a sign.
But here's the thing though. If I get tested, which
I'd like to get tested, go ahead. But if I
get tested and then they call in a week two
weeks later and they say there's a match, and I say, ooh,
I'm not really ready for that, then like that's on
me and I shouldn't do that. So I want to
get tested when I'm one hundred percent ready to where
do you think you are? A percentage thirty? Oh my
(34:00):
good because of the word.
Speaker 3 (34:02):
Let me ask you when are you ready?
Speaker 1 (34:04):
Though? You keep saying you want to do it, But dude,
you're in your health. Kids say can be healthy anymore?
What do you mean? I'm forty four years exactly? When
does it stop?
Speaker 2 (34:11):
Somebody at geriatric kidney.
Speaker 1 (34:13):
It's an old kidney already. Yeah, I don't know. I'm
not there yet. Okay, but lunchbox, thank you for bringing
it up. Yep.
Speaker 2 (34:18):
Eddie always says he wants to donate a kidney.
Speaker 7 (34:20):
If you're thirty percent, you can't keep saying you want
to know he doesn't.
Speaker 1 (34:23):
What do you mean? What do you mostly don't want
to do?
Speaker 3 (34:26):
I want to do that.
Speaker 1 (34:27):
I don't have a spleen. I've got a lot of
things medically wrong with me. Okay, I'm not I can't
give up kidney. I'm not going Tommy, where are you at?
So you're a you're a zero, But you're the one
that put us on you, So you can't put this
on us. You're the one that brought it up thirty percent.
You can't bring it up anymore. When you read a
story about that, I can't say, like, man, you say
it all the time, and you say it out. No,
(34:47):
no more for Eddie n donating the kidney everybody.
Speaker 7 (34:49):
Except for if we like, if somebody in this room
needs one. We'll all get tested, right, you won't.
Speaker 2 (34:53):
He's thirty.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
You're better. I'm better than zero, but.
Speaker 3 (34:57):
You're not at thirty percent for Bobby and kidney.
Speaker 1 (34:59):
I can test it immediately, No, not tested, get first.
Speaker 2 (35:04):
Here's a voicemail from Alexa in North Carolina.
Speaker 1 (35:07):
We were fighting for our lives in that queue for
the million dollar show, but we got.
Speaker 3 (35:11):
Tickets and we're so excited.
Speaker 1 (35:12):
I've never been to Nashville before.
Speaker 3 (35:14):
Thank you, and we can't wait.
Speaker 2 (35:16):
Awesome And they will release some more tickets closer to
the show.
Speaker 1 (35:18):
But April third, it's Eddie and I's band The Raging
Idiots and Sam Hunt and John Party and a lot
of artists to show up in play. It's gonna be
awesome show. Can't wait to do it, and I'm glad
you got tickets. It's awesome. Here is Michael from North Carolina.
What's up, guys?
Speaker 6 (35:32):
I wrote a jingle for Bobby Love all the other
ones I've heard.
Speaker 1 (35:36):
Here's my own.
Speaker 5 (35:36):
Check it out, Bobby Boone, Bobby boom By.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
That's actually really good, is that?
Speaker 1 (35:49):
Dan and Shay? Like most people who do that are
just kind of good. And that's even worse than being
bad or really good. That guy's really good. It was awesome.
Holy crap, Michael North Carolina. We need to get you
up here to record that to a real microphone. Thank you.
Pile of stories.
Speaker 7 (36:08):
So, a video has gone viral from a former cruise
ship singer who claims the reason that ships often have
free ice cream parties.
Speaker 1 (36:17):
Is Oh, no, this is gonna be gross. I don't
even go on cruises. This is gonna be gross.
Speaker 7 (36:21):
It's because maybe someone has died on the ship and
they need to make a room in the freezer. No way.
Speaker 3 (36:26):
I always thought they had morgs, Like.
Speaker 1 (36:29):
That's just what if so many people die, the morg
is full and they need to clear out some ice cream.
Speaker 7 (36:33):
My goodness, because you know you're out at sea and
sometimes people die.
Speaker 8 (36:37):
I hear you.
Speaker 1 (36:37):
But if this person is saying that means it's probably
happened at least once that they know of. That's weird.
So if you ever get a Hey, random ice cream party. Somebody,
somebody's dead.
Speaker 3 (36:48):
This same person, her name is Daris Star.
Speaker 7 (36:50):
Tucker estimates that four to ten people out of around
thirty thousand passengers died on each of her voyages.
Speaker 3 (36:59):
I think that's a really large number of thousands.
Speaker 1 (37:01):
No, No, it's still people dying, but they're just living
like like it's just they're dying on natural No. No
know what I'm saying they're gonna get murder or anything
like that. We don't know that.
Speaker 2 (37:09):
Well, we have no idea.
Speaker 1 (37:11):
That's okay, ice cream parties, no boy crhi by what else?
Speaker 7 (37:15):
Wait?
Speaker 3 (37:15):
Is there a Bobby Bone Show cruise update?
Speaker 1 (37:17):
Yeah, yeah there's not, because there's been no. No, there's
been a couple. There have been a couple people reach out.
I'm gonna tell you why we haven't done it. One.
I think I'm gonna get so sea sick. I get
I'm just talking about it. Honestly, it makes you want
to burn just I'm telling you, just being like on
a boat doing breaking Bobbie bones and vomiting the whole time. Oh,
(37:37):
like that was a fishing boat. This is I know that.
Burt was me getting queezy just talking about two we
did have some reach out, go hey, you could make
some good money off this if it sells. I don't
want to have to come on hustle people to go
on a cruise with us. Be like, please come on
a cruise, because then all the pressure's on us even
to break even all the pressure.
Speaker 7 (37:54):
Can you just sell the tickets first and then they
give you the size of the boat based So.
Speaker 1 (37:59):
I don't think that's how it works now and we
won't have to bank.
Speaker 3 (38:01):
Dude, you just say it once and boom, like we
need a catamaran.
Speaker 1 (38:05):
I don't think a bass boat. We're in a tugboat.
All right, what else?
Speaker 7 (38:09):
Okay, So let's say that you're invited to a work
trip in Paris, but whatever the company trip is like
for whatever meeting, they're having to save money and budget
because this one person is going viral on TikTok because
her employers it is a business trip. Remember, are making
her share a bed with a coworker.
Speaker 2 (38:28):
No way, that's not that can't happen a room.
Speaker 1 (38:31):
I would understand a bit if both people sign off
and they're both of the same sex, But a bed,
that's why that's an hr problem. Waiting to happen.
Speaker 3 (38:40):
Yeah, she said, uh, she's from New Jersey.
Speaker 7 (38:43):
She went on TikTok and said, my company is not
only asking me to share a room with a colleague
on our upcoming trip to Paris, but there's only one
bed in the room.
Speaker 1 (38:50):
So maybe they're saying, hey, one of you can have
the bed and one of you get a caught, which
still is weird. And I'm not going to act like
we haven't shared beds before, Eddie or lunch Bar. No,
we've done it. We have. But we did it. We
did We had three beds. We chose this. We would
go on a trip together, all of us to Vegas
and there would just be not enough beds. So me
Eddie or me Lunchbox or Carlos at the time in Lunchbox.
(39:13):
And nothing happened. Nothing happened. We'll talk about, right Nothing
happened that we'll talk about right now. Maybe in the
next book. All right, what else? Okay?
Speaker 7 (39:20):
So Garth Brooks and Trisha Yearwood they're getting their own docuseries.
It's called Friends in Low Places, and it's following them
as they work on Garth's new Nashville bar.
Speaker 3 (39:29):
That's opening soon.
Speaker 7 (39:31):
And it's premiering on Amazon this Thursday, Amazon Prime.
Speaker 2 (39:34):
I got invited. Did you guys get invited?
Speaker 1 (39:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (39:36):
No, did you bye to the Garth?
Speaker 1 (39:38):
Yeah, you guys got invited to the friends and family thing.
Speaker 3 (39:42):
No talks you?
Speaker 1 (39:43):
Yeah? Yeah, what on earth? Well they said, they said,
don't tell Eddie. Really when did that come in? I
just got a text. I'm sure you got invited. I
don't see anything, that's what. And I'm the biggest Garth band.
Maybe that's why you didn't get invited. Man, I wonder
why Garth was physically working on the bar. Honestly, it
makes sense they're doing a docu series. He does work
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himself out on his land, no doubt. But if it's
a docu series, he's got to be in there doing
on camera. Because he showed up with Brooks and Dunham
played I think during this thing in Nashville last week
and he was covered in like sawdust. Yeah, and remember
he made like a whole bridge in his on his
ranch or something.
Speaker 2 (40:19):
Oh no, he does work. Yeah, he doesn't work for sure. Okay,
there you go.
Speaker 7 (40:22):
Okay, So again that's Amazon Prime this Thursday, and that's
the same night that the venue is having the grand opening.
Speaker 3 (40:27):
Got it, I'm Amy. That's my file.
Speaker 2 (40:30):
That was Amy's pile of stories.
Speaker 1 (40:33):
It's time for the good news produce a.
Speaker 4 (40:35):
Ready shout out to Wild Bill's Tattoo in Roseville, California.
They just hosted their twenty third annual Tattooathon and all
the money in this Tattooathon goes to the Pediatric Intensive.
Speaker 1 (40:51):
Care Unit over at UC Davis Children's Hospital. They've been
doing it for twenty three years and they said him
that whole time, they've donated three hundred thousand dollars to
that hospital. And this is by just giving tattoos out
and all the artists they donate their time. They don't
they don't charge any They don't feel better of going
to a tattoothon if there was a good cause because
tattoothon any athon, I feel exhaustion is marathon. Yeah, any athon.
(41:15):
People are getting get tired. But here's the deal. They
have a lot of artists. It's not just one game.
I got it. I'm doing thousands of tattoos.
Speaker 2 (41:21):
I'd be worried about that athon.
Speaker 1 (41:22):
That's awesome. For a good that is that is awesome.
That's a great story. That is what it's all about.
That was telling me something good coming up. We're gonna
do forgotten jams, songs that are awesome that maybe you
forgot about. And then you're like, dang, that was a jam.
We'll do forgotten jams coming up in just a minute. Now,
Let's go to Amy with the Morning Corny. The Morning Corny,
(41:48):
Why did the lobster blush?
Speaker 2 (41:50):
Why the lobster blush?
Speaker 3 (41:51):
You saw the ocean's bottom?
Speaker 1 (41:53):
Oh funny, that was the Morning Corny.
Speaker 7 (42:00):
Get it?
Speaker 1 (42:00):
And lobsters yeah, and lobsters on the bottom, see it.
That's a good one. Thank you. I've forgotten jams to
add to your playlist, songs that are awesome but maybe
we've forgotten about him. Eddie gave me the idea, Eddie,
what was your forgotten jam? And I was driving and
it came on the radio.
Speaker 4 (42:18):
It was one of those throwbacks, you know, like and
they played small Town Saturday Night by hol Ketch Him,
and I'm like, dude, this was a jam.
Speaker 1 (42:26):
It was, And I sing up with much more passion
I think than I remember it because the moon he's
pretty chill.
Speaker 2 (42:32):
I'll be like, hellot, the move shoot up a lot
to rest in peace. I'll catch him too.
Speaker 1 (42:36):
Oh, I didn't know that. Yeah, in the last couple
of years. Oh wow, although my years are all jacked
up from yeah, just general, but yeah, rest in peace.
He's one that we never met. You. We've met a
lot of these legends these night these guys that come in,
and we never met him. Mine is and I was
reminded of mine because I was watching Sheryl Crow on
TikTok and she was like, Hey, what's up, guys, because
(42:57):
you know I don't play this on a lot anymore,
but you guys asked for it's started playing.
Speaker 2 (43:00):
She's like, dude, it is not in a hotel.
Speaker 1 (43:06):
Everyone's here, but they won't share the he and then
she wouldn't sing the kid rock part. She was like,
you can sing that part, and then she just got
quiet and the words will pop up that's the dude part. Yeah,
she can't sing that. I don't matter though. This is funny.
So but Ryl Crow and kid Rock picture. When it
came out, it was such a jam amy forgotten jam.
Speaker 7 (43:24):
Okay, So Colder Weather by Zach Brownband came on for
me recently and I was like, oh, this is so good,
and so I've been listening to it randomly on my
own latch.
Speaker 4 (43:33):
Fox Black Eyed Peas My hum, what movie is of
Will Beryl singing this one on the treadmill?
Speaker 1 (43:39):
Oh? I don't know. I know Michael Scott has it
as his ring tone in the office, like ding ding,
don't thing, don't. It's not even the version of them
singing it. It's like the old Nokia version Dooming Doom,
Ding Doom. What's the welfare? All mic blades of glory blades?
Where he's a that's also good? Hey Morgan, what do
you have? What's your forgotten jam?
Speaker 9 (43:58):
Well, I've been on this like pop punk lately at
the gym, and I forgot how good this one was.
It's nineteen eighty five from Bowling for Soup.
Speaker 3 (44:05):
You know that's a cover by the way, No, no,
nineteen eighty five.
Speaker 2 (44:09):
Uh yeah, it's a cover they had.
Speaker 3 (44:10):
Who did it originally?
Speaker 1 (44:12):
Sarr seventy one? There you go? Who what?
Speaker 2 (44:15):
It's a pop punk band?
Speaker 1 (44:17):
Never heard on lunchbox? No, never heard that one?
Speaker 2 (44:19):
But yeah, Jan, what up?
Speaker 9 (44:20):
Morgan? Well, I had like a you know, kind of
punk phase when I was in high school. So I
feel like I'm getting to kind of relive that right now.
Speaker 1 (44:28):
I feel like that was your punk phase. That wasn't
that punk? That was like top forty punk.
Speaker 9 (44:32):
I al saw like dark eyeliner and I wore my
bangs over.
Speaker 1 (44:35):
I was kind of emo a little bit, you know,
like Black Parade, Like, yeah, a little bit.
Speaker 2 (44:40):
Do you know who that who sings that song?
Speaker 1 (44:42):
Mike? Who is that? My chemical Room?
Speaker 2 (44:43):
Oh yeah, my chemical Romance?
Speaker 1 (44:46):
Got Yeah?
Speaker 2 (44:47):
Uh lunchbox, you did yours, Scuba, See what's yours?
Speaker 1 (44:53):
It's white Town your woman.
Speaker 3 (44:55):
For a long time, I thought you was sing I
could never be.
Speaker 1 (44:57):
A woman, which I think is probably also misunderstood easily
because it's such a deep voice.
Speaker 2 (45:03):
But that was a jam too.
Speaker 1 (45:04):
Yeah, good job, guys. Those are all I forgot all
except min not not anymore. We remember put them on
your playlist forgotten jams. Yeah. So I went to a
sleep doctor two months ago and I slept in the room.
They put all these cables and chords on me, and
they measured stuff, and well, I mean they're like, you know,
I know, but they did they like.
Speaker 2 (45:24):
Data and grafts and breathing brain breathing.
Speaker 1 (45:28):
Right, maybe they did. I don't know. I was asleep.
So I go and have the follow up after they
have all the tests done and they go, hey, you
have basically severe sleep apnea. Didn't really know what sleep
apnea was. I'd heard the term and I knew it
was something in your sleep. I never researched six. I
never thought it was about me. But really, sleep at
meea is when you stop breathing while you're sleeping. And
I was stopping like thirty times an hour, which is crazy,
(45:49):
and it can keep blood from going to your brain.
Your blood out auction level goes down. Then your body
shoots adrenaline and it's like, oh, that's why I was
waking up, because your body trying to save itself basically
from dying. So they go, you need this machine. Now
on TV, I've only seen these sleep apne machines. It's
like a huge mask you put on and then the
background is going and it just sounds terrible. So I
(46:11):
go to get mine and it's a box about the
size of a normal size hard back book. Okay, okay,
that's how big. The box is not even that big,
and it's got a tube like an air tube.
Speaker 3 (46:25):
How thick.
Speaker 1 (46:28):
That's a weird question. What you're doing with your hand
is weird, like like a oh if you make a
oh out of your finger out of your hand to
your thumb finger. I know, that's a weird question, asks
and then so then you take this thing and it's
not a full mask. It just goes into your nose.
It goes it's a little strap that goes behind your
head and into your nose, and it blows all the time.
(46:48):
It never stops into your nose, and like, well, this
is gonna be tough. But it leaks out the back
a little bit. Aaron I was like, why is this
thing leaking out the back? Well, what makes sense is
you have to breathe into it as it blows out,
so it's got to have a little leakage out in
the back air wise. So I put it on the
first night, and it does feel weird, and you can
move in it, not one hundred percent because you have
(47:09):
this tube you're attached to. It doesn't make any noise,
by the way, so it's not loud nothing, Nope, not
unless it falls off your head, which came off my
head once and you can hear it coming out of
the little nose holes I put it on. I fell
asleep night one. I had like seven of the most
vivid dreams I've had in years. Wow, you don't remember
dreams nine.
Speaker 2 (47:29):
No, just dreams, not even nightmares.
Speaker 1 (47:32):
Wow. But I never have dreams, or if I have them,
I never remembered them because I never sleep long enough.
I pulled it off in the middle of the night.
I don't remember pulling it off, probably five or six
hours into it. But I slept five six hours straight
without waking up, which I never do, and I never dream.
I slept hard, and they told me it was gonna
be like a week and a half before I got
the real benefits from it. So night one had dreams
(47:52):
like crazy, and so I'm like, Wow, this thing is
really working. Night too. Put it back on. Drink drink, drink, drink, drink.
Speaker 2 (47:58):
I wake up.
Speaker 1 (47:58):
I know, like seven dreams in my head. I slept
probably five or six hours again before I woke up.
And I keep pulling it off in the middle of
the night without me knowing. I think, just because like
uncomfort abund my ears, I'm not used to it. And
then it started drying out my throat a little bit
because pushing straight through and if you open your mouth,
its air comes out of your mouth. I'm shooting out
of your mouth. He's going round in your nose.
Speaker 3 (48:14):
You love to tape your mouth?
Speaker 2 (48:15):
Yes, I do take my mouth now, I take my
mouth shut.
Speaker 1 (48:19):
So I've had it for four nights, and I will
tell you, in only four nights, and this is a
small sample size, it has completely changed my sleep.
Speaker 2 (48:27):
It's a little uncomfortable to put on.
Speaker 1 (48:28):
It's an uncomfortable sleep with, but the benefits that I've
gotten from it, I feel after only four days. You
may have to ask me again in two weeks. I
feel like an alien because I don't hate the world
when I wake up. I am a little sleepy when
I wake up because I wasn't before that adrenale would
hit me. I'm awake.
Speaker 2 (48:44):
Now I wake up, I'm like, oh, I'm a little sleepy.
Speaker 1 (48:47):
But then I just have this. I feel a bit whole,
more whole after only four nights. So my very early
review of this machine too. If you have and I
didn't have to pay for it, Mansurant's paid for it,
and you can't get it unless the prescribed for you
this machine.
Speaker 3 (49:00):
Oh there goes my next question, because.
Speaker 1 (49:02):
To get a black market one somewhere, well, I was
just curious.
Speaker 7 (49:05):
Even if you don't have to sleep, an would it
still be beneficial?
Speaker 1 (49:09):
I don't know, because I stopped breathing and it never
stopped shooting air. On your note, why would you want
that if you didn't have sleep? Sleep? Just what part
of your body would you put it?
Speaker 3 (49:16):
Yeah, I'm thinking like just you know, oxygen, extra oxygen.
Speaker 1 (49:23):
I don't even know if it's giving any more pure
oxygen or for just spinning in there. Dude, it's crazy.
For as long as I've known you, you don't dream
like you've.
Speaker 2 (49:30):
Never because I don't. I don't get into that rim stage.
Speaker 1 (49:32):
Oh no, Amy, he's gonna start coming in and talking
about his dreams now, okay.
Speaker 3 (49:36):
Whatever, not allowed to talk about our dream We dream
all the time.
Speaker 1 (49:41):
People don't care about your dreams or your fantasy football team.
That's true. So I will not be coming in talking
about my dreams. But I will say to the machine
in this very short time, I have the right to
change my mind later. But it has made a sixty
five percent difference thus far. And the fact that it's
quiet too. I'm sure your wife loves that. Yeah, except
what falls off my head? Do you do hear it
go through the nose holes? Because the nose holes go
(50:04):
into your nose a little bit, and so if you
just open your mouth goes and then Eric comes flying
out of your mouth. And I do this bit where
I talk like a robot to her because.
Speaker 2 (50:11):
What it sounds like, how are you doing?
Speaker 1 (50:13):
Are you going? I love bits, but all the listeners
that have messaged me, everybody that struggles with sleep, I
put it off for years, four days. Then I'll give
you an update in another two weeks or a month.
I do think this is going to change my life.
And I never say that.
Speaker 2 (50:29):
I don't do.
Speaker 1 (50:30):
I try not to do real hyperbolic statements like that.
The next step though, to keep it on all night.
How are you gonna do that? I'm pulling off of
my sleep tape it to your ears. I start taping everything.
It's like I'm a It's like I'm an out of
control passager on Southwest. My wife takes me down to
the bed. So that's what's up. I wanted to share
that with you, guys, do it yesterday.
Speaker 2 (50:48):
But that's what I got for.
Speaker 8 (50:49):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (50:51):
Let's do the news. Bobby's story. A fisherman is attacked
with a harpoon after he and his buddy argue to
which man caught the bigger fish. So before I get
the story, this is a similar thing that when I
was duck hunting a lot. You'd be in the blind
and the ducks. It's duck hunting. It was the most
(51:12):
fun hunting because when it happened and there was action,
you don't come over and every other day's a and
you have a good duck dog. It's just a great day,
right and so, but you argue over who shot the
duck sometimes because everybody, I swear to God, I killed
that one. Oh man, I wanted to like harpoon somebody.
So I get it. That's hard to figure out.
Speaker 3 (51:32):
But like when you're catching a fish, you should know
who catch the fish.
Speaker 1 (51:36):
They're spearfishing. Let me tell you more. So let's get
off the duck hunting story. That's what it reminds me of.
I don't want to shoot Scottie. I told you I
shot the duck. Medics were shocked to find that a
fisherman had been struck with a harpoon, not by accident.
Speaker 2 (51:49):
This dude was out with his friends and drinking beers.
Speaker 1 (51:51):
Of course, the forty five year old said the hand
of the friend got in a argument about which man
had caught the bigger fish.
Speaker 2 (51:57):
I was fishing with my friend.
Speaker 1 (51:57):
Would joked about who had caught what, and I said,
my fish was bigger than yours, and he said, no,
it's not, and he got offended. Then that's where the
disrespect started. It's always about disrespect, never about to fish.
And so after that they started pushing each other and
then he aimed the harpoon at him. Oh that's oh
for sure. Put it. Well, it depends on big it's
(52:18):
not like a javelin harpoon. But this is this is
a smaller one, this harpoon. He's like, I'll shoot you.
Went to the back of his head, okay, lodged inside
the skin, took him to the hospital. They had to
cut most of the harpoon was was like a foot long.
So you guys are thinking massive still in his head. No, no,
you're right. I'm just saying, you guys are thinking like
(52:40):
a javelin in the Olympics. But still, this is a
bad deal. But he did it in the back of
his head, Like I get it, foot arm, back of
the head.
Speaker 2 (52:48):
I mean, you hit the wrong but back of the
head though, than like front of the face.
Speaker 1 (52:51):
Yeah, no, yes, it is I agree, But if you
got to pick a side of the head, go to
the back.
Speaker 3 (52:58):
Also get a scale.
Speaker 1 (53:01):
To see when you got the bigger fish. Yeah no,
that's not fun. If it came disrespect, you know, they
didn't get that far. That X ray it shows it
going through the back of the school, and it likes
below the brain. You can kill them. Oh for sure.
Speaker 2 (53:12):
He got very fortunate it didn't kill him.
Speaker 1 (53:14):
A guy cleaning out his truck finds months old Mega
Million's ticket.
Speaker 2 (53:18):
We're thirty thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (53:19):
A marylynd Man said he learned a lesson about keeping
his truck tidy when a recent clean out resulted in
a ticket. I wouldn't even looked up the ticket. I'll
be honest with you. If I was cleaning it out
and found a ticket, I'd have thought it was a loser.
But why do you buy a ticket and just throw
it on the floor of your truck? How stupid are you?
Speaker 3 (53:34):
Because you probably played just for time?
Speaker 1 (53:37):
You probably I probably just fell, yeah, but it probably
fell to the ground. I don't think he just threw
it on the ground and was like, well this one,
throw it on the ground. It sounds like he had
a lot of tickets just back there. It was just like, yeah,
he plays a lot, and he probably dropped one, but
they're mixed with all the other losing goodness. I just
wouldn't have taken it and put it back through to
see if I won. I would just assume there's a
bad one.
Speaker 3 (53:56):
They'd aspire, right, did he?
Speaker 1 (53:58):
This one is still good though, He said the ticket
spent months forgotten in his truck, only recently resurfaced when
he was cleaning out his vehicle. He then decided he
should check the ticket, and it won thirty thousand dollars
from UPI's awesome. So let's say you go to the
hospital for gallbladder surgery and you leave with the visseectomy.
Probably not what you expected, bro. Yeah, guy George went
under the knife for gallbladder surgery. It was to happen
(54:20):
on Tuesday, It got delayed to day. On Wednesday, hospital
staff came into his room. They didn't ask any questions.
They willed them off for surgery. The visectomy. He woke up,
he was told your a VISEECTI me was a success.
He's like h he was like said, he went from
speechlessness to panic. The gallbladder surgery ended up being successful.
(54:43):
They did later, but the vasectomy is irreversible. Oh, I
thought you could this one. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (54:49):
They chopped the whole thing.
Speaker 1 (54:50):
I don't know. Not this I don't know. Said and
just as this one's irreversible.
Speaker 3 (54:53):
Or maybe it's tube side that can be. I'm not sure.
Speaker 1 (54:58):
There are different vasectomes. Like they say you can reverse
of a sector. Yeah, that's what I've heard.
Speaker 2 (55:02):
Yeah, but they say, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (55:04):
I've never been involved in either.
Speaker 1 (55:05):
Oddity Central. Are these the news stories or are this boneheads?
Like they're all bone heads.
Speaker 2 (55:09):
A lot of these are kind of funny. They didn't
quite make the bone head.
Speaker 1 (55:11):
No, but that's give me millions of dollars. That was
probably that's probably a lawsuit, Yeah, especially if you even
if you can reverse it, that's probably.
Speaker 3 (55:20):
It's I think it's.
Speaker 7 (55:21):
Also a good reminder for any of us if you're
there for anything, if no questions are asked or they're.
Speaker 2 (55:26):
Not, I like, drum, I'm it's blind trust.
Speaker 7 (55:29):
I like when questions asked, you've got a wristband on,
they're like, what's your birthday?
Speaker 3 (55:33):
Everything matches?
Speaker 1 (55:34):
I get it.
Speaker 5 (55:35):
I thought you're gonna say put a note, says I'm
not here for a section, mean down there.
Speaker 1 (55:38):
Put a note on it like don't touch uh. Do
you want to shout out to Keegan and Reagan. We
were in Stillwater yesterday. We met them at Eskimo Joe's.
It was two kids who listened to the show. We
met their parents too. Yeah. Dad was a trainer for
OSU football. Mom was a physical trainer like in town.
Speaker 2 (55:56):
But met them.
Speaker 1 (55:57):
We went by.
Speaker 2 (55:59):
After spin all day with the baseball team, a softball team, and.
Speaker 1 (56:03):
We went over to our friend Matt Holliday's house and
hit balls in a bating cage and played fioleball.
Speaker 3 (56:07):
What a days He has a batting cage in his backyard.
Speaker 1 (56:11):
Yeah. Yeah. One of his sons in the Major leagues
and other ones like the number one prospect and he
spent fifteen years in the majors the Trucks. Yeah, we
were talking and I've known Matt for a long time.
But we went over to his house and we're doing
like an interview with him, and Eddie goes how much
money you made your whole career on a mic and
hilariously he goes, Oh, it's all on the internet. You
can get Ma's like the most humble dude, like humble, uh,
(56:33):
super Christian, like a plus assaulted the earth kind of guy,
and he goes, you could google it, and then Eddie goes,
he goes, how much is that? And then he goes
hundred and eighty thousand. He goes, yeah, he was awesome. Yeah,
and still water he got a shout out. We had
so much fun there yesterday.
Speaker 3 (56:53):
Eskimo Joe's shirts when I was in college, those are
really popular.
Speaker 1 (56:56):
I didn't know that was the only Eskimo Joe's. Oh yeah, yeah.
We went to the store. Of the store's big is
the restaurant maybe bigger?
Speaker 3 (57:02):
Yeah, I need to get an Eskimo Joe's shirt.
Speaker 1 (57:05):
And my sister in law, Grace was like, if you
go to Eskimo Joe's because she went to Oklahoma State,
she said, go get cheese fries, And so we ordered
food before he flew back home. And I got cheese fries.
Let me tell you, they were great from my front
mouth and not good for my back. The bag of
mouth was paying for it this morning. Yeah. In the news,
a former Dunkin manager in Florida stole one hundred and
fifty three thousand dollars from a business. That business, and
(57:27):
when the cops later asked where she got all that money,
she said, no, no, no, it's not from that, it's
from my boyfriend's drug dealing. Oh even better, Oh no,
okat no, no, no, dang. Was he really a drug
dot com?
Speaker 3 (57:38):
Probably because now he's going to get a resident.
Speaker 1 (57:40):
Yeah, now he's going to prison too. The store conducted
at an audit there was a payroll shortage. The audit
showed that a large number of deposits were missing that
we're supposed to have been made at Wells Fargo Bank.
She was the person responsible for making the deposits, was
shown on the surveillance video leaving with the deposits, and
then that was the deal. Apparently, try to get out
of it by going no, no, no, it's his drug.
Oh my gosh. Do you think some people are so
(58:04):
immersed in the drug culture they don't even realize some
of the stuff's illegal because they do it all the time.
I feel like they know, I hear you. I feel
like they know it's illegal too, but it's like just
another day. What if it's like I know it's illegal,
but everyone does it anyways. Sure, sure, I would say
it's in a way, lesser way. Sometimes people will come
(58:24):
on the show and say bad words, like they'll they'll curse,
because surely that can't still be illegal on the air. Winks.
Speaker 2 (58:31):
We're like, no, you can't say that.
Speaker 8 (58:32):
Word anymore because in podcasts you can't. Yeah, or just
life or sometimes they don't consider the S word a
curse word. Yeah, yeah, sure, and I bet it's not.
But I wonder if in her head, like that's just
so part of everyday life to her that she's like, no, no, no,
that's from her his business. What's the business? Oh, drugs.
Speaker 1 (58:47):
I think it was just anything to save me. I
don't care. Sure to sell him up the river? Oh,
I don't sell him up the river. Feels like a
bad thing to say. And I'm not sure where that
comes from, but.
Speaker 3 (58:59):
I mean probably so well, I know what it means.
Speaker 1 (59:02):
Original thing is if that's like a slave thing it is? No, no, no,
I know we can sure, yeah that's why. No, no, no,
we don't think you meant it like that. But when
you say that, I'm like, I wonder if that's what
that term actually meant. It's probably sometimes we say stuff
without knowing. I think you're not saying that That's what
I meant.
Speaker 2 (59:23):
But how about that.
Speaker 1 (59:24):
I didn't even think that. I thought he was selling
goods or something. You know, Oregan, what do you have
different I have?
Speaker 9 (59:28):
It says the phrase up the river originated in.
Speaker 1 (59:30):
Eighteen selling up the river.
Speaker 3 (59:32):
Oh okay, well up the.
Speaker 9 (59:33):
River came from prison, So I don't know if there's
like a different kind of thing.
Speaker 1 (59:38):
There was, like did you see well, yeah, yeah, I
think it's probably my computer's broken. It has to do
with the slave trade. But hey, it's good to know
good cash.
Speaker 3 (59:47):
Also, yes, and now we all know.
Speaker 7 (59:50):
I'm sure some people we saved them from saying that
today casually a lot of people.
Speaker 1 (59:55):
He's never said it either until this one time.
Speaker 3 (59:58):
It's something that's said.
Speaker 1 (01:00:00):
I don't know. It's one of those things that just
popped in my head. During a show in Kansas City.
Oh you know, when Drake was here and nashvillely paid
for the woman's cancer. He gave her like two another
one Drake promised to pay off a fans late mom's house.
What in the world if he's going to every show
and doing this pretty amazing, that's all the sign you got.
(01:00:20):
But if you're going to a drink that's the problem
is to be setting this precedent. Everybod's gonna be holding
up signs asking for like, how does he find that?
Speaker 3 (01:00:28):
So I need to know how.
Speaker 1 (01:00:29):
I bet somebody probably does some work ahead of time
to find out, just picking random people.
Speaker 7 (01:00:38):
Right.
Speaker 1 (01:00:39):
So he was handed a note from a person in
the front road. He takes a note and he goes,
this is it. He says, payoff mom's house, rest in peace,
said your mom passed away. And then he's like, you
know what, I'm gonna pay it off for you. It
was one hundred and some thousand, the same amount Matt
Holiday made people.
Speaker 5 (01:00:55):
Yes, they have to plan the people because no, listen
to me, if you could afford front row tickets to Drake.
Speaker 1 (01:01:03):
I don't know that the note came from somebody in
the front front. I don't have no idea. Let's say,
if there, I hear you, so, how far back could
they be today? It's probably it's not less good. No,
I'm not saying it's less but it's probably. Yes. I
would imagine somebody advances that and checks to make sure
that it's a real story. Sure. And and the Nashville one,
they interviewed the girl like the local and news interviewed
(01:01:24):
the girl at her house here in Nashville. So she
was a local girl. No, I give that their local
I want to argue about that they don't know a
flam in. No, he's just like saying that's a fake person. No, no, no,
I'm not saying. They just check with them to make
sure it's real beforehand, right, and they plant him in
the front row.
Speaker 5 (01:01:36):
They can't have this person sitting up in the noseblades
because Drake would not be able to get the Well.
Speaker 2 (01:01:41):
That's true.
Speaker 3 (01:01:41):
Well, here's two things about that.
Speaker 7 (01:01:43):
Sometimes people could three things gifted tickets, they could win tickets,
or they prioritize their spending and they're willing to.
Speaker 1 (01:01:49):
Al so we're spend away too much time so that
it doesn't matter. That's awesome, Drake is possible. It's awesome.
Working from homes causing people not to leave home. That's
from a study at the University of College London that
people that were allowed to work remote are now upset
about having to go back to work because they don't
need to go back to work. And so it's also
(01:02:09):
saying people that work from home all the time now
don't get as much done because they're in their comfort zone.
And also they get distracted by things at home. Fully
understand that I don't even I don't like working at
home that much. I like to get into my space here.
It's like a separate space. And we worked remotely for
a bit, and then we fought the pandemic. Every day
we fought it. We drove in, we punched the air,
we blew all the Germans away.
Speaker 3 (01:02:33):
And then being with other people, there's an energy that
happens with that. I think, even depending on what you do,
like I don't like.
Speaker 1 (01:02:41):
I want to put on the goggles. Have you guys
avatars on? We all talk together, and when I'm doing
you just take it off. Okay, let's see anything else.
An airplane pilot leaves the cockpit to help deliver a
baby alot, for sure, but also you can actually leave
because that really but a pilot going up and a
(01:03:02):
pilot coming down is really the two things they have
to do unless something bad happen. It doesn't matter though,
you gotta have someone sitting in that chair. Well what
if a bait? No you don't, but what if a
baby's being born and it's only one pilot? But really,
knowing pilots. Amy's husband pilot, not a commercial pilot, but
really the things they really got to watch when it
goes up and when it lands. Now they need to
be there in case they're up in the air and
like a space ship comes or something.
Speaker 4 (01:03:22):
Yeah, or like the radar guys, like there's a plane
coming your way, you might want to go down and altitude.
Speaker 1 (01:03:26):
No. Sorry, delivering a baby. You can't hear you, but
I think you delivered the baby. Doesn't the baby just
come out? Dude, I've never seen one.
Speaker 2 (01:03:32):
Lunchbox said he'd help me a post office and I held.
Speaker 1 (01:03:38):
A pilot. I'm sure there was a co pilot. By
the way, a pilot is adding another title to his name.
He helped deliver a newborn baby in the air. That's crazy.
He was flying and an emergency happened. He was piloting
the plane. He left the cockpit. But also you could
probably like a flight attendant go up there and sit
there or something.
Speaker 3 (01:03:54):
Yeah, and like yeah, you hear anything important, you yell back.
Speaker 2 (01:03:58):
He started doing barrel rolls because the flight time I
was like, this is awesome.
Speaker 1 (01:04:02):
All right, there you go.
Speaker 2 (01:04:03):
That's the news.
Speaker 1 (01:04:04):
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He's like yeah, and he goes, you don't know crap. Hilarious,
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questions comments eight seven seven seventy seven Bobby A man
impersonates a police officer to help his sister cheat on
an exam. See that's love. First of all, it's love.
Second of if you get caught, it's stupid, that's love.
I gotta hear this story. Yeah, a god was arrested
(01:04:47):
for ing a police uniform and impersonating a police officer
to help his sister cheat on her standard eyes exam.
So this is one of those Act SAT two tests.
And so oh he's twenty four. He as a police
officer uniform that's not his apparently, and he went in
(01:05:08):
and he planned to infiltrate, infiltrate the examination center to supervise,
to make sure that the students were up to no good.
And they caught him and they were like, bro, what's up.
It's like, I'm just here to supervised. Well, the cops
don't usually supervised. I picturely with like a fake mustache, like, oh,
officer flipping his baton. Yeah, what was he going to do?
(01:05:28):
Walk by her?
Speaker 2 (01:05:29):
Yes, they found a bunch of cheat sheets.
Speaker 1 (01:05:31):
Oh, they checked his pockets when they once they realized
who it was, they found a bunch of cheap sheets
in his pockets. Wow, Like that's love for your sister. Yeah,
you can't do that. Unfair, but that's love to put
on a police uniform and have cheat sheets. Who's going
to jail?
Speaker 2 (01:05:46):
Right, Like I can't do that, you know, I don't
know if jail, Oh that part's bad.
Speaker 1 (01:05:51):
Yeh, he'll get a ticket service, I think. Listen, jails
are overcrowded anyway, right, but he'll he'll get in trouble.
Speaker 3 (01:05:59):
But having time for that, I guess you'll also get
looked into. Like where else do you use this uniform?
Speaker 1 (01:06:05):
Because galloween man, Yeah, I know, I just wonder how
ridiculous uniform was. Experts give perfect relationship timelines, meaning if
you're in a relationship, this is when it all should happened.
So I won't say what they say. I'll see what
you say. First.
Speaker 2 (01:06:23):
How many dates until.
Speaker 1 (01:06:23):
You hook up? One?
Speaker 2 (01:06:26):
Or two?
Speaker 3 (01:06:26):
Like what hookup mean?
Speaker 1 (01:06:28):
There's a lot of different terms, ye, a lot of
different terms for doing it or making out or I
just say hooking up. I think hooking up could be
anything more than just making out, like body on body,
but it doesn't have to be naked. Oh two, you
can't anymore.
Speaker 2 (01:06:46):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:06:46):
Three, three, five dates?
Speaker 3 (01:06:48):
Morgan, I would say at least five.
Speaker 9 (01:06:50):
Around a twistery hey, easy fun?
Speaker 1 (01:06:54):
Five dates is what they say. Yeah, yeah, he twisted,
all right, all right? Next up? How many weeks until
you talk about politics and religion when dating someone? Oh?
Speaker 3 (01:07:06):
Wow, that's one?
Speaker 1 (01:07:08):
Two?
Speaker 9 (01:07:10):
Yeah at the beginning, one week after the first day
I bring it up, I'd say three weeks, second.
Speaker 1 (01:07:16):
Day, so two week hook up? Yeah, then you got
to find out, like, okay, where are you standing?
Speaker 7 (01:07:21):
I feel like three weeks you've invested a lot of
time about something that could really rip you apart.
Speaker 1 (01:07:25):
I also feel yeah, me too. Now I feel like
you could go look at their Instagram and kind of
see if they match what you are. Then you have
that initial like feel out conversation. This says five weeks,
but I say fay first into the first day you
can start feeling out a little bit because you need
to know that because if you're just not compatible in
that space at all, it's hard for that relationship to
(01:07:46):
happen and like develop.
Speaker 5 (01:07:48):
Yeah, she's like leaving your house back. Oh, by the
before you go, who are you voting for in this
coming election?
Speaker 1 (01:07:52):
But I think you can tell that way earlier, or
at least you can soft BALLI question out there. How
long until the friend girlfriend title is used when you
date someone? Morgan?
Speaker 9 (01:08:03):
Oh, I mean I've had it happen anywhere between one
month and two months, like.
Speaker 1 (01:08:09):
So then we'll go with six weeks for you. It's
if you're like between one and two six weeks, yeah,
Amy month, Eddie three months, three months, Lunchbox a month
and a half, eight weeks. Oh man, just killing this one.
This is kind of old school stuff though this question
(01:08:30):
is weird. Eight weeks that is months. But I think
I got the closest Morgan got six weeks okay, okay
to disclose the past criminal record? How long? Oh?
Speaker 2 (01:08:42):
Like you have to come out with it.
Speaker 1 (01:08:44):
But how about criminals? We're talking in armed robbery. Are
we talking where a police uniform to get your sister
to take.
Speaker 3 (01:08:49):
A test can come up way later? No, no police
uniform to get your sister out of a testing.
Speaker 2 (01:08:56):
That's like like vandalism. Or they had publican talks.
Speaker 1 (01:09:01):
Oh, publican talks. You don't who cares, right, but something
like that.
Speaker 2 (01:09:05):
It's not like you're on the sex registry media.
Speaker 1 (01:09:10):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 9 (01:09:12):
Sometimes I joke on the first day, I'm like, you
ever been arrested? And I try and like just gently
pull it out on the first date.
Speaker 3 (01:09:17):
Has anyone ever said yes?
Speaker 9 (01:09:19):
Yeah, some have been like I was public and talk
like nothing crazy, you know.
Speaker 7 (01:09:23):
Not murder.
Speaker 2 (01:09:24):
You think she's pulling those dudes of publican talks.
Speaker 1 (01:09:28):
Go hard. She's definitely good publicans those guys. Two months
to disclose the past criminal record? Oh wow?
Speaker 2 (01:09:35):
How about talking about.
Speaker 3 (01:09:36):
Children first, whether you want them or you have them.
Speaker 2 (01:09:41):
I don't think it's about let's have a kid.
Speaker 1 (01:09:43):
I think it's like talking about what you want, what
goals are with kids. Okay, like a little more, a
little deeper than do you want to have kids eventually?
Speaker 3 (01:09:50):
But when you become boyfriend girlfriend?
Speaker 1 (01:09:53):
So two months, yeah, Morgan.
Speaker 9 (01:09:55):
No second date because years would be different.
Speaker 1 (01:09:57):
I want Morgan, third date. This is three and a
half months.
Speaker 3 (01:10:00):
Oh yeah, that's stupid. So you're already dating and.
Speaker 2 (01:10:02):
Then before planning a trip, a long distance trip together.
Speaker 1 (01:10:07):
Oh you can do that right away, because then you
find out if you like them or not. One month,
one day, and then you hook up. You hook up
and then like see if you're compatible and get out.
Speaker 3 (01:10:16):
Same thing when you're official.
Speaker 1 (01:10:17):
So when you're your criminal record, you just go four months,
they say, oh four months s WNS Digital News Service,
it's a long one. I my body is killing me today.
Yesterday we did this show. We flew to still Water, Oklahoma.
We worked out with a softball team. We then went
and I played pickleball and we went to the batting
cage with a former major league player, and then we
(01:10:39):
went and worked up with the baseball team.
Speaker 2 (01:10:41):
And I just my body hurts so bad. I forget
that I'm getting older. Like my ankle hurts, it's my
shoulder hurts.
Speaker 1 (01:10:49):
Your back was hurting everything hurts.
Speaker 3 (01:10:51):
Today, So how long are you going to keep this up?
Speaker 1 (01:10:52):
Forever? Until I die on the court or filled well
or diamond athletes hurt? We just got It's part of
our life. But I hurt so bad and I can't
really go in and tell my wife that I'm hurting.
Last night, I was limping because my ankle was killing me.
Oh yeah, when I last saw you, you were limping.
So what did you do when you get in the house.
Tried not to limp, but she goes, are you limping?
And I was like, no, you talking about And I
(01:11:13):
turned the lights out because we didn't get into late.
I turned the lights out before I even walked in
the room to try to hurt it. Not see me
when I was limping it. But we're like twelve and
Eddie yesterday we have these gold whistle chains that we
have and I was like, Eddie, don't wear this to
go out and play ball. He goes, No major League
Baseball players do, I said, but this is like a goal.
He broke it as soon as he gets out there. Yeah,
I slid it. So yeah, well, no need to wear
(01:11:36):
are you Vladimir Gurero?
Speaker 4 (01:11:37):
No, but man's they do sometimes like what was one
of the one like one guy slid at second and
all his diamonds went everywhere.
Speaker 1 (01:11:43):
That was cool. I was like, don't worry your chain
the bottom for twenty five whistles gold whistles with a
gold chain as a thank.
Speaker 2 (01:11:49):
You season two.
Speaker 3 (01:11:50):
Yeah, but why are you wearing it right now?
Speaker 1 (01:11:52):
I like it. We wear it all the time. Anytime
anybody call it foul somebody, I go foul amy. He
took that into a game, I am I.
Speaker 3 (01:12:00):
Know, I know you tucked it under his shirt and
then folding out.
Speaker 1 (01:12:04):
For saying that me. Yep, I can say anything. I
didn't like it. I like your tone. What but I
just like it because I don't know. It's cool you
have a name on it.
Speaker 3 (01:12:12):
Yeah, so we are.
Speaker 1 (01:12:16):
Hurting.
Speaker 2 (01:12:17):
Yeah today, I'm hurting today.
Speaker 1 (01:12:19):
It's hard to, you know, feel bad for me because
I know to do it. I know that's watch her
to hide my lamp.
Speaker 3 (01:12:23):
Yeah, this is like what y'all are choosing to do
all the time.
Speaker 2 (01:12:27):
We had the greatest time.
Speaker 1 (01:12:28):
It's great. I have a private show tonight, like a
private comedy show tonight. I get a fly over to Arkansas,
do like an hour set for this private event. And
I'm gonna be limping.
Speaker 3 (01:12:37):
We'll make it part of your thing.
Speaker 2 (01:12:39):
Okay, how would I do that?
Speaker 3 (01:12:40):
Well, I don't know. Surely you're going to work in
some jokes about how you're just like.
Speaker 1 (01:12:43):
Tell me, tell me a joke.
Speaker 3 (01:12:44):
I can work again, No phone funny at all, but
like you can. Just who are you speaking to? Like,
what's their thing?
Speaker 1 (01:12:52):
A group of people? I got it.
Speaker 4 (01:12:54):
You're telling the you gotta do the I just flew
in and boy, my arms are tired, and you're like, no, really, no, really,
my arms are tired.
Speaker 2 (01:13:02):
No, my leg's broken.
Speaker 3 (01:13:03):
Yes, I wouldn't recommend that.
Speaker 7 (01:13:05):
But something about how you know this is what you're
doing to I don't know, fill some void or stay young?
Speaker 1 (01:13:15):
Not very funny. I mean it's like you're taking a
shot for better help guys. Okay, thank you all, shout
out everybody and still water. Great day, great are getting were.
Speaker 3 (01:13:25):
Your whistle on stage tonight?
Speaker 2 (01:13:27):
Okay, foul for being a jerk?
Speaker 1 (01:13:29):
Three more fouls out of the game? Wow, that is legit.
Question out of the game with three more fouls? All right,
thank you. I know this is gonna be a bit dramatic,
so bear with me. We talked on Friday's show. Around
this time, Morgan was interviewed by a Voyager magazine about
inspiring stories. Lunchbox got a little offended. No, I wasn't
(01:13:50):
offended well then, but you started attacking her. I just
don't understand what's inspirational about her story. Like I I
went and read some of the people's things, and they
like created businesses and they and it doesn't always have
to be a professional regardless, not there not. And what
we're gonna let him do is read her story when
it comes out. He can't add to it with words.
(01:14:10):
He can use tone, but it's not out yet, however,
something I wanted to wait. Mike de has also been
interviewed too, at one point by the Voyager.
Speaker 3 (01:14:20):
Oh oh, Nationale Voyager hit him up too.
Speaker 5 (01:14:23):
Hey, so they're not interviewing stars, they're interviewing people that
are behind the scenes, that are.
Speaker 1 (01:14:28):
Like Mike d has Mike movie, Mike podcast is killing. Okay,
that's fine, Mike, will you come to the microphone please?
How this has been I remember this now, it's been
a while ago. A couple of years ago, they reached
out to me and what was your story about about
being a first generation American about how I lost one
hundred pounds and then how I met you. Okay's spine,
(01:14:50):
That's that's more inspirational than Morgan's. I mean he has
morgan story. Yet her story is he grew up in
Wichita with a great vailable and.
Speaker 9 (01:15:00):
And I graduated high school.
Speaker 1 (01:15:01):
I mean geez, I mean, wow, what.
Speaker 5 (01:15:06):
Mike actually has a story being a first generation American
losing over one hundred pads.
Speaker 1 (01:15:12):
That's a story that's actually also has a story. Everybody
has stories. What is your story, though, lunch much? Really,
what is your inspirational story? Not prom king? He grew
up in Austin, Texas with a great family.
Speaker 3 (01:15:23):
What what adversity?
Speaker 1 (01:15:25):
What adversity? No one but my teachers didn't believe in me.
That my teachers didn't got to be anything.
Speaker 3 (01:15:30):
That's hard.
Speaker 1 (01:15:31):
I mean they told me that I wouldn't make amount anything.
Speaker 2 (01:15:33):
But but were you trying to amount to anything?
Speaker 1 (01:15:36):
No, No, it's gonna be in the real world. I
didn't really like.
Speaker 5 (01:15:40):
I wasn't there to amount to anything. I was there
to be entertaining and have fun like that's what school was.
I wasn't there to do their.
Speaker 1 (01:15:48):
Work trying hard and they're like you're never gonna make it.
That's different than if you were like this all sucks
and I'm not trying, and they're like you aren't trying.
They were speaking the truth and they would just say
what they say. I mean, doctor, doctor Evans, my freakout teacher.
I didn't even take them.
Speaker 5 (01:16:01):
I wrote my name on the final went up and said,
hey man, it's been a pleasure, and didn't even fill
out one question.
Speaker 2 (01:16:06):
But you see, that would be why they would go, well, lunchbox,
and this is.
Speaker 1 (01:16:09):
What he said.
Speaker 5 (01:16:10):
Boy, He said, I would love to be a fly
on the wall in your first college classroom, like and
like I was going to be so overwhelmed, like I
couldn't handle myself.
Speaker 1 (01:16:19):
Did you take your to pume back to him and
be like here you go, buddy? Was a poem? Yeah, yeah, something,
But I have no idea, Like I don't even know
doctor Evans. He was kind of older. But and I
also thought it might be dead. You might be insulting
a dead man.
Speaker 5 (01:16:33):
But I also used to think, dude, if you think
you are such hot crap, why aren't you teaching at
college doctor Evans?
Speaker 1 (01:16:39):
Like what are we doing? Are you attacking him now?
Oh boy, because I always I always didn't like him.
I thought he was gonna have a jerk. But he
might be dead. He might be right now he's dead.
So oh yeah, back back to Mike. You want to
talk to about no, no, no, what but Morgan's when
it when the interview comes out, we'll let you read it.
Since you're such a hater. There's no hat.
Speaker 2 (01:16:58):
You just want something about you more than it.
Speaker 7 (01:17:02):
Did.
Speaker 1 (01:17:02):
I not compliment Mike. I said, that's an inspirational story.
Speaker 3 (01:17:06):
You don't know Morgan's story, Well, we will soon because
he's going to read it.
Speaker 2 (01:17:12):
He will, So you don't know her like.
Speaker 1 (01:17:14):
Have you ever sat down over an hour and just
had a long talk dinner learned about her specifically? Yeah?
I do. How so one's about two weeks ago. I
did best bits and we I talked to her on
the air. Yeah yeah, okay. Have you ever personally, with
no microphones, no where, sat with Morgan and just got
to know her in a better way? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (01:17:36):
Once in a while in the classroom when we're taking
a like when during commercials we're grabbing a snack, I
got to talk to her.
Speaker 1 (01:17:41):
What you doing, how's your day?
Speaker 3 (01:17:43):
About your life?
Speaker 1 (01:17:45):
Tell Oh no, you tell me like, this is what
the kids did today? Yeah, I got a lot going on. Man,
what does she do? She goes home to her dog
and cat.
Speaker 2 (01:17:52):
And talks to a good family back in which style.
Speaker 3 (01:17:53):
Exactly we're speaking of.
Speaker 7 (01:17:55):
Her dog is a therapy dog where she takes out
and uses her time to volunteer.
Speaker 1 (01:18:00):
Well, I'm in I've never volunteered. Yeah, exactly, exactly.
Speaker 2 (01:18:04):
Yeah, we want to comparing the two Amy was she
was like no, she was just saying thing, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 1 (01:18:10):
Orga.
Speaker 2 (01:18:10):
When your story comes out, I can't wait to read it.
Speaker 1 (01:18:12):
Thank you, Mike D. Great story. We can link yours
up today and lunchbox. When Morgane comes out, you can
read it as is and then you can give us
your thoughts after it. You just can't manipulate it during it.
I would never manipulate.
Speaker 3 (01:18:26):
Do you know what manipulate means?
Speaker 1 (01:18:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (01:18:29):
Okay, mess with Yes, you're absolutely going to mess with it.
Speaker 1 (01:18:34):
And you're allowing to have tone? Is that? What?
Speaker 3 (01:18:37):
Especially? Tone is manipulation?
Speaker 1 (01:18:39):
Tone's okay. He just can't change the words. Okay, okay,
Well this is a bit I did not expect to
be looking forward to Bobby Bones show Sorry today. This
story comes us from Ireland. A thirty six year old
woman was hurt on the job a couple of years ago.
Said hey, I need to be paid out my back,
my neck. I can't work.
Speaker 5 (01:18:58):
I can't even take out the tracksh I can't play
with my kids. She wanted eight hundred thousand dollars, so
she's been going to court trying to get that workers come.
The only problem is someone posted a.
Speaker 1 (01:19:09):
Picture of her in a Christmas tree throwing competition. She's
in the tree. How ridiculous of a competition to get
into exactly like, I get it. You're changing your tire.
Sometimes it happens. You got a flat and you see
a dude changing his tire in the side of the road.
Someone gets a video. I thought he was hurt. She
gotta change your tire.
Speaker 2 (01:19:27):
You don't have to toss trees. That's hilarious.
Speaker 5 (01:19:30):
And she told the judge, you think I'm having fun there,
I'm in excruciating pain when I'm throwing the tree.
Speaker 3 (01:19:35):
But she signed up for it voluntary.
Speaker 1 (01:19:38):
We don't know that. That's crazy.
Speaker 2 (01:19:40):
Okay, go ahead, I'm much box.
Speaker 1 (01:19:42):
That's your bonehead story of the day. Basically, they believe
that humans twenty five million years ago had little tails
and because we didn't need them evolution, and there's been
a lot of things about humans that have changed internally externally,
but we don't have tails anymo.
Speaker 3 (01:19:59):
Because that way this is going.
Speaker 1 (01:20:01):
Excuse me, I know where it's going. I think Amy
got lost in evolution a tail because her her butt bone,
my tailbone. Yeah, it comes.
Speaker 2 (01:20:11):
What's different?
Speaker 1 (01:20:11):
It's a butt bone? Amy? Sorry, doctor, we're.
Speaker 3 (01:20:15):
Talking about tailbones.
Speaker 7 (01:20:16):
Nobody.
Speaker 3 (01:20:17):
Nobody calls it the butt bone. It's the bottom you do.
Speaker 1 (01:20:20):
And he's a doctor. If you land on your butt
bone that hurts, it's your tailbone. But okay, do you
have a butt or a tail?
Speaker 3 (01:20:28):
I have a tailbone.
Speaker 1 (01:20:30):
Amy has a tail. Okay. It's actually if you want
to be it's called like the coxx if you want
to be serious about it.
Speaker 3 (01:20:35):
Yes, my coxes.
Speaker 1 (01:20:35):
You're right, we want to I talk about it in
the lab like.
Speaker 3 (01:20:39):
I've heard that it is my coxes that is still c.
Speaker 8 (01:20:42):
O C C y X.
Speaker 1 (01:20:44):
So do you think that evolution just lost you? No?
Is it still stick out? When so much scratches your head?
Speaker 2 (01:20:51):
Does it still move?
Speaker 7 (01:20:52):
Doctors have told me that I am normal and I'm
not the only one. Listeners have also reached out that
their tailbone is similar to mine. What if y'all are.
Speaker 5 (01:21:00):
The wait when the one when they reach out to
you guys compare caucases Caucasus.
Speaker 1 (01:21:05):
Is no, you measure your coxes. Yeah, that's the tailbone
and Amy's when she stands up, you can see it
looks like it pokes down to the bottom of her pants.
You can see it wow, and it grows and it
doesn't grow, and she gets excited her it looks like
her butts jiggling.
Speaker 3 (01:21:22):
Here's a here's a fun fact.
Speaker 1 (01:21:24):
I'm like, Amy, you've been a go girl today.
Speaker 7 (01:21:26):
When I'm out of alignment, my back is out of alignment,
it could stick out. Sometimes it does stick out a
little bit further because I'm twisted a little bit.
Speaker 1 (01:21:35):
Sometimes when I pick up a ball, you'll see it
her tail start to wa she knows I might throw it.
She gets so excited it is. It is interesting and
it's you have a tail.
Speaker 7 (01:21:45):
It's annoying to me, like sometimes sitting for long periods
of time or painful. I can't do the boat pose
at yoga.
Speaker 1 (01:21:50):
Oh no, that's a disney plus. Maybe waiting to happen.
Speaker 3 (01:21:54):
But this is before I knew I was different.
Speaker 7 (01:21:56):
I never talked about it that much with people, and
I always wondered how people could hold boat post so
long in yoga and not be in any kind of pain,
because I would always have to can you.
Speaker 1 (01:22:04):
Imagine this out? All that? All the people would tails?
Speaker 7 (01:22:08):
And then once I realized, I was like, oh cool,
I don't even have to do the boat pos it
yoga anymore.
Speaker 1 (01:22:12):
Like I don't even know what the boat pose is.
Speaker 3 (01:22:13):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (01:22:15):
I imagine it's something on your on your butt bone.
Speaker 7 (01:22:16):
But you're like balancing on your like you like to
call it your butt bone, and then your hands and
your legs are held in the air and you're you're
using your core. And I always felt like, what is wrong?
Because my tailbone was just burting. And so then I
learned too, I could also fold my mat and have
to give me extra cushion.
Speaker 2 (01:22:34):
Favorite songs, shake your telephones?
Speaker 1 (01:22:37):
Yeah, favorite favorite side of the coin tails? Who left
the dogs out? Like that?
Speaker 2 (01:22:41):
One favorite cartoon movie an American tale.
Speaker 3 (01:22:45):
Oh good Ducktails was good to a good cartoon?
Speaker 1 (01:22:48):
Yeah, that's from the New York Post.
Speaker 3 (01:22:50):
I can play along with y'all, I'm I.
Speaker 1 (01:22:53):
When you have to yell, I can play along with
you all. Then you go into a stutter right after.
We're proud of you though. You've really fought adversity your
whole life.
Speaker 2 (01:23:01):
That's awesome.
Speaker 1 (01:23:02):
That's it for now. We'll see tomorrow. Bye, buddy. The morning, Corny,
What do you call.
Speaker 3 (01:23:11):
It when a group of apes start a business?
Speaker 1 (01:23:12):
What do you call it when a group of apes
start a business? Dang?
Speaker 3 (01:23:16):
I want to redo it?
Speaker 1 (01:23:18):
Is it wrong?
Speaker 3 (01:23:19):
Is it wrong? What do you call it when a
group of apes start a company?
Speaker 1 (01:23:23):
Monkey business?
Speaker 3 (01:23:24):
Monkey business? Because you don't want to say business twice?
Speaker 6 (01:23:28):
Right?
Speaker 8 (01:23:28):
Right? Right?
Speaker 2 (01:23:29):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (01:23:30):
Uh stop save that though the morning Corny.
Speaker 3 (01:23:37):
What kind of drink can be bitter and sweet?
Speaker 2 (01:23:40):
What can a drink can be.
Speaker 1 (01:23:41):
Bitter and sweet? Struggle? Oh my god, we do it
again in a row. I don't like that one business.
Just so everybody knows, listen to the podcast so bad.
This is kind of what happens. Sometimes we're recording from
my house and so we're getting ahead of it about
like five minutes, and sometimes this happen. Yeah, it's okay,
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save this to put it on after the monkey business
one if I don't get it all right. See tomorrow Bye.
Hey, welcome to Tuesday show. More studio mine.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
All right, let's go round the room and check in
with every buddy.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
A dad of four who likes the Cowboys is a
way to describe him, and his recent workouts have had
him looking slim.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Oh it's pretty ready.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Yes, all right. I want to ask you guys a question.
Would you get a tattoo at a party if it
was a free tatto, had tattoo artist, it's free, You're
at a party. Would you get one?
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Maybe would Yeah? Maybe? It just depends who. Yes, it
depends who it is. But it's not like your choice
they have like no, no, it has to be the choice. No, no, no,
they have ten like on a board, like you choose
from this ten. Then no, that's different. Yeah, that's way different.
If it's like, hey, we'll do a small tattoo of
your choice. And because I already have tattoos, if it
was my first tattoo, no, unless it was my party.
(00:56):
Why do you ask that?
Speaker 4 (00:57):
Because there's a guy that works in our building who
went to Jelly Rolls number one party and he had
a tattoo artist there. And this guy doesn't have a tattoo.
Oh wow, he's just had a few drinks and he's like,
you know what, that sounds fun. He got a tattoo
and it was like a whiskey glass with like a
nice cube in shape of a skull.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
That was the tattoo he got in his ankle, and
I'm like, dude, you're crazy on his ankle. A lot
of things wrong with that for me, not for him.
I love it because he'll always have that memory. That's
really cool. He got a Jelly Rolls number one party.
That's what he said. There's a story behind it. Yeah.
Would I get a tattoo at a party? Sure? If
I could go, give me this little razor back or
(01:37):
give me this. You know, I'm surprised you don't have
a razor I have? I would? I do have to
say to Arkansas, yeah, but you don't have a hawk.
I know, as you gets you one, or give me this,
give me Arkansas and Oklahoma that connection because those two
states are connecting with me and my wife.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
But I wouldn't take a skull shot glass?
Speaker 1 (01:52):
What about the dragon? A dragon a shark? Little thing?
So good for him though? Yeah, yeah, I thought that
was funny. It sounds like he had to cover it
up pretty soon, but good for him. His hobbies include
playing Rex soccer and going for a run. And if
there's an artist who says someone made him uncomfortable on
this show, he's probably the one. It's lunchbox.
Speaker 5 (02:10):
I just want to know about superstitions because I was
watching this clip on Twitter and Mario Chalmers, who used
to play in the NBA, played for the Miami Heat.
He played with Lebron James, and he was talking about
what the superstitions that Lebron James had before every single game.
Speaker 6 (02:26):
And they would lay his whole alphadote over the floor
for the game and make sure everybody.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Walks around him. Better walk around.
Speaker 6 (02:34):
Oh what time the media walked over to jersey, he
snapped and he made the equipment man go get him
a whole new jersey, shorts, tights, headband, armband, socks.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Hey, lady, right back out. He walk all the way
around it. I guess a chalk out line.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
That's funny.
Speaker 5 (02:51):
Yeah, And because I know Bobby, we used to play
Kanye every morning.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
That was your.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Superstition For like three years.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
I played Kanye Welcome to the Good Live Ah every morning.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Really, that was It was cool because it's like we
were starting the show.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Yeah, I played it once and we had a good show,
and then it was kind of the I would say
the incline of the show's success early early, and I
was like, I'm not changing that up.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
It was stupid.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
It was what happened?
Speaker 4 (03:15):
Why did you stop doing it? I don't know, I
had one bad show, like never again.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
I don't know. We might have got sued or something. Oh,
there's always a reason to pivot out.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
But we did it for years.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
And I'm not really a big superstition guy, but I
will keep superstitions going just in case I'm wrong.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Yeah, because I have been wrong before.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
So you know, I think even Lunchbox will do the
close thing where if he's wearing clothes, right, if your
team's winning, or if last game you put him back on,
you wear him, you don't wash him.
Speaker 5 (03:39):
If things are going bad and halftime you change clothes.
If your team is winning, you can't go to the
bathroom and you can't eat while they're playing.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
I mean all that we invent ways for us to
feel like we have control of something that we have
no control over.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
You know what I've been doing the last couple of
years is I wake up with a tune in my
head every day. There's some random song in my head
every single day, and so on the way to work,
I have to play it. So I find it on
my streaming service and I play it.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Interesting, I realize if I decide to listen to music
in the morning, if I'm coming in and I don't always,
I'll bet the whole day is gonna go like the
first song that happens to pop up, which I don't
know what it is, and if it's a song I
really like, I'm like, its gonna be a great day.
And if not, then I'm like, oh, now really got
to focus hard because this that song sucks in the
stays gonna be tough.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
If I don't get what.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Do you feel like?
Speaker 7 (04:23):
If you're saying it's going to be a tough day,
then you'll be looking for tough things to happen.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
It'll seem like a tough day.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
And it's all stupid. All this is stupid in my ba.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
I'm not even saying that's a legitimate, it's all yeah,
no, no yet, but I do feel that way, and I'm like,
it's gonna be tough, So then I work even harder
to make it not tough. All right, thank you lunchbox
Amy her woman to buy her country show. I just
want an award which had her dinner table erupt. But
if you're a guest on our podcast, don't forget to
tell her she needs to turn your mic up.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Okay.
Speaker 7 (04:47):
So I think maybe a month and a half ago
or so, I downloaded this brain app called Impulse and
it's a daily thing where you go on and they
give you different exercises for your brain. And I told
you all that I went ahead and paid for the year,
because why not. It was cheaper that way. You could
either pay month to month or pay for the year.
And I have currently a streak of two days in
(05:10):
a row?
Speaker 1 (05:12):
How many days?
Speaker 3 (05:13):
It says, beat your like, how many days? Many days
went by before?
Speaker 1 (05:16):
I look a commercial where the guy's like, you know,
I subscribed to the brain pills, but then I forgot
to tight forget.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
It's like I forget to use it.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Yeah, because it is the problem.
Speaker 7 (05:25):
Yeah, So right now my current streek is sitting at zero,
but my best streak.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Is two days.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
I did that like an app like the Teza app
I bought for a year. What's that it's supposed to
be like picture like better filters, and I've paid like
two ninety nine a month before a whole I've used
it one time. Yeah, that's ridiculous. I don't even do
stuff on pictures. I just post it and let it roll.
So I've done that too.
Speaker 7 (05:48):
I got that one app one time that where you
take a second video like a second, only one second
of video every day for three hundred and sixty five days,
and then at the end of the year it'll put
all those one seconds together make this really cool video.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Me a total second like fours.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
If you could complete something like that.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Really cool, you should put the note on your on
your front screen because then you always see it. Impulse
if you're gonna remind yourself to do it. That's what
we look the most. All right, Ray go ahead from
Mountain Pine, Arkansas.
Speaker 5 (06:18):
He always has his mic turned on and it's always
before Dawn.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Bobby, thank you.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
Very much, had another dig at me.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
He was just doing improv off of what we just said.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
I like it. Yeah, I was watching a video of
a new sport that I think we probably get hurt playing,
but it'd be hilarious.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
We could get a place to do it.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Have you guys seen ice football, no, where they play
basically tackle football, but on a hockey rink. No, that
does not sound sound dangerous. It's hilarious. And it's not
just the fastest. And you're playing in shoes, you're not
playing in you're sliding everywhere everywhere. Are you wearing pads?
I think they had. They were lightly padded, but you
(06:54):
can't really even get the momentum to hit somebody that hard.
But you need elbows, elbow dyckey players elbows and knees.
I know they for sure had, and maybe it's like
hockey stuff because that's smaller than football. There are two
thats that wanted to bring in if we could find
a rink to do that hilarious. The other thing is
I've watched people play soccer with a bowling ball on
(07:14):
I's not on ice, so yes, it does if you
can try to kick it hard. But soccer with the
bowling ball looks hilarious. So these are two items I'm
submitting to the show that we could build go do somewhere,
and I think that would be hilarious. Somebody would end
up hurt, no doubt, oh for sure, but it would
be good content. I'm voting for football and ice. That
(07:34):
would be awesome if we can find an ice Yeah,
they like they're a state. Oh they have helmets all too. Yeah,
there are states or excuse me, countries that have it
as like one of their big sports. Even when he
scores a touchdowns. I know. Isn't that hilarious? That's really funny.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
It is safe.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
No, never said it was that safe.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
Just find out how old are those people doing it?
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Don't men, it's just hard to move. But they look old.
Speaker 7 (07:58):
Okay, okay, I'm just the older we get the less agile, and.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
I don't need what about your hips? Worried I will
hurt something. I'm not arguing that we're all gonna get
through this unscathed. I'm just saying it's gonna be hilarious.
So if we can find an ice rink, we should
play football, get a little three on three game going
right down. All right, let's open up the mail bag,
friendly mail and reading all the air. It's something we
(08:24):
call Bobby's mail bag. Yeah, hello, Bobby Bones. I'm having
a problem with my in laws staying too long when
they visit. I'm gonna peel off for a second. Is
it no long Answers but does anyone else have this problem? Sure? Okay,
listen closely. We don't have that laws anymore. Oh yeah, correct,
yeah cool. My wife and I have been married for
(08:45):
ten years. We have three kids, seven, four and two.
Over Christmas break, they say for three weeks. Well that's
a long time in your past yet in laws though,
so you can related. Yeah, make sure everybody knows they
didn't die or anything. I mean, just got divorced.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Right, I've died.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
I didn't make too much of a stink because of
the holidays, and I didn't want to run that time
for our kids. But I want them to leave. Even
a week was long. They just told my wife they
want to come back in April and stay for two weeks.
They just left. They want to come for two weeks
because it's my wife's and son's birthdays and back to
back weeks.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
This is too much.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
A weekend is fine, A few days okay, but they
always insist on staying for weeks at a time.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
My wife said, up, I have a problem with it.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
That I'd have to dress it with them because she
has no problem with them being here for that long.
Any advice I had to deal with this? Sign son
in law who's reached the final straw. I don't have.
I have in laws, but I don't have an issue
with this. The only thing that I have an issue with,
And I'll let you guys talk about the real issue
he's asking about.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
And I don't like that.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
She's like, you have to tell them because I'm already
on their team. I try as hard as I can,
even when I'm uncomfortable. Even we kind of make a decision,
and I know we won't always be good at this.
Once like kids are in the picture, we try to
make a decision even if one of us disagree with
and then we present it as a unit so we're
also not divided. Yea. That's hard. That's everything in life.
And sometimes I don't do a good job at accepting it.
(10:08):
And I'm like, real, yeah, okay, I can't wait to
come to Oklahoma. And they're like, well, that didn't sound
like you really wanted to come. But I'm still presenting it,
you know. So, But we don't have the issue with
the in law staying too. I wish they would come
more for now as of now anyway, Eddie. Yeah, so
we don't have the issue much anymore, but we did
(10:28):
in the past and the older I've gotten, I've realized
that family is important and in laws they're not going
to be here forever. Three weeks, I understand. But they're older,
you know, and they're not going to be with us
very long. So I get it. It's a long time.
But stick it out, man.
Speaker 4 (10:47):
It's important that the in laws come, and especially if
you have grandchildren or whatever that they want to see.
You got to just suck it up and let them
stay holidays and then April A. You're talking about six
seven weeks over, you're.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
Talking about over a month. Within five months, I think
about twenty percent of your life. I didn't see Eddie
folding like a lawn chair when I was younger. I
was like, no, get him out of here. But now
that I'm older, I'm like, look, we're gonna lose them soon,
so like, let's let them hang out and give them
a kidney dude. Anyways, now killing their old grandparents. But
is it because you have four kids and you want
the extra babysitting? No? No, no, are you kidding?
Speaker 3 (11:24):
That's one of the best things about Eddie.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
It is. But but they don't come very often anymore
like they used to come. Like, so, oh, my parents
diagnosed with anything, you have to die? No, you go
to lunchbox, lack box, go ahead.
Speaker 5 (11:36):
Look, a week is fine. Three weeks absolutely unacceptable. If
they want to go stay an hour outside of town
and come, you.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Know once, that's hard on them. What's I'm saying?
Speaker 5 (11:48):
After a week you gotta go, and you got to
step up, and if your wife won't do it, you
got to have the conversation like, look, guys, we love you,
we appreciate you, our kids loving you having you around.
But three weeks is like you're moving in and you're
paying rent, you are becoming new roommates.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
It is a burden. You say it to them. It's
a burden you're to them. I'm gonna be an in law. Yeah,
hey I'm coming for three weeks.
Speaker 5 (12:11):
Hey uh, Earl, you know what I mean, Like, we
love having you here that and we appreciate how much
love you show our kids, But three weeks is pushing
it a.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Little too far.
Speaker 5 (12:22):
I think if you want to come for a week,
go away for a couple of weeks, come back for
a week, that would be fine, Earl.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
Space now, yeah, but at this time I got money
for one plane ticket well.
Speaker 5 (12:32):
That's something you got to figure out, Earl, Like rent
a car, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
My son says, that sounds like a you problem.
Speaker 5 (12:39):
And so that is we're going to set the limit
at one week.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
Add to that you're on your own and you say
it like that. Thank, I want to hear this. I
just feel like the presentation wouldn't be like that. All right,
I'll talk to Earl right now.
Speaker 7 (12:52):
I personally think there's different seasons in life where it
is very helpful to have them, and it also is
contingent upon the dynamic they bring to the family.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
Some in laws bring drama and it's no fun.
Speaker 7 (13:05):
Other in laws can be very helpful and contribute to
running the household smoothly.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
There was a season when I was married.
Speaker 7 (13:11):
Where my in laws were with us for over a
month and it was the biggest blessing ever. And I
would be like, you were welcome to come any time.
But they they pitch in, they try to help, they
want to be a part of things, and they're not
in the way.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
But it feels like that's not the case here because
want to if he were in happy season, But then
laws can keep writing this email, Well.
Speaker 7 (13:31):
Then that's the case, I think his wife might need
to be like, oh, hey, I see that you're feeling
that way. Let's come up with a compromise and let's
present together.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
She's not because she said she has no problem being
here and he should talk to them.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
But that's that's not a team.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
Be okay with him?
Speaker 2 (13:47):
Man, it's not a team.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
Okay. So this is what I would say, they need
to just in general with the rules. She doesn't feel
like she wants to compromise. You don't want them to
be there. You got to take a small L to
get a big W. And that small loss is going Look,
look I was wrong. I think it's great if they
come back, but you have to understand three weeks it's difficult.
On in list out the ways that it's practically practice,
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it's difficult. Let's do two. That's even uncomfortable, uncomfortable for me.
But let's do the two weeks one the week through
the kid's birthday one, and then that's us meeting. And
it's not even meeting in the middle. You're taking a
small L for a big W. And and that's where
you have to meet her because she's already dead set
on it and it's her parents. You know we do
sometimes we buy the airplane tickets. Sorry, send them home.
Lights are set, bom can't change them, or you create.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
I thought that they were getting older.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
You do a fake eviction, nobody shows up. Everybody's got
to move all your stuff out. It's also whatever you
gotta do. Yeah, I think on this one, they're gonna come.
Your wife wants them to come. You got to take
a small L for a big W. Here. The big
W is not three weeks. The small L is they're
gonna come anyway. So maybe you can just get you
have to give up two weeks.
Speaker 7 (14:56):
I guess it's a big opportunity to be a team
like so you're no. I think it's a good opportunity
to go to your wife and say, hey.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
He's already been go again, because I mean.
Speaker 7 (15:07):
This is only good if this is a problem in
this situation, it's a problem in other situations where they're
not like hearing each other.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
I agree, And that's a fundamental issue.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Do that. I'll think it's gonna be fixed in time
for making this decision though, because they're not gonna be
around long. No, Eddie solon killing people, all right, that's
the mail back closing up. We got your team mail
and we laid it on her. Now let's find the
clothes Bobby failed back. Yeah, this clip got leaked to
the internet. I'm gonna play it now out of context.
(15:37):
Maybe it doesn't sound the best, but on this show,
we all work together. We've worked together for some of
us eighteen years, and so Amy and I do a
countdown every weekend, a national countdown, and I was just
giving her a hard time. This isn't like the clip
where Christian Bale's like, good for you.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
That clip's awesome and it's.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
It's fifty seconds long, and Amy just kept messing up
over and over. We save this, but without context, you
don't really know that I'm just giving her a hard time.
We'll be the judge of that. No, you were in
the room, we were doing it. We'll see.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
So it's less than one minute long. I want to
play this, go ahead.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
A request for chrisy Young and Kane Brown, famous friends
here on the Country Top thirty.
Speaker 7 (16:18):
When we come back, we'll keep talking with our guest,
Keith Urban. We've got some paparazzi questions for him. We
actually show him a photo and see what he thinks
of it, and then we've when.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
We come with the country minute, everybody back in. We're
starting over everything.
Speaker 7 (16:32):
When we come back, we'll keep talking with our guest,
Keith Urban about paparazzi photos of him, and we'll keep
the count down moving along more time. When we come back,
we'll keep talking with our guest, Keith Urban. We've got
a paparazzi photo to show him.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
Of him, we'll have to strangle you get it.
Speaker 7 (16:47):
When we come back, we'll keep talking with our guest,
Keith Urbin. We've got a paparazzi photo of.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
Him to show him.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
Amy, I'm about to do it.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
He just do it, your w It's written for you.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
Oh my god, you showing the photo. Okay, here we go.
That was a request for Chris Brown's Brown.
Speaker 3 (17:12):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
When I said I'm gonna stab her in the eye
with a pin, I'm gonna kill her dad. Dang dude, No,
that was it was joking. How mad were you at
her at that point? Yeah?
Speaker 7 (17:21):
But also you did realize that part of the script
it was written for you. So I was thrown off
because you're the one that showed you show Keith Urven.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
No, no, no, But we're not it' said I, And I didn't,
but I just hint. But all the time I just
hand you things. No, No, even then, I know, okay,
you know what I was. No, No, it's not even
about you messing up. It's only about I was kidding.
I wasn't gonna stab her in the eye with the pins.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
I was like, you're gonna stab me?
Speaker 1 (17:42):
Now, I wasn't gonna kill her. No, it was not
just kidding. But you know how people are on the internet,
all of a sudden, they run with them. They're like,
this sounds like work, like harassment. I and you how
hard she laughed at me when I said Chris Brown
instead of Chris Young. Yeah, that was funny. If she
were really scared, she wouldn't do that with Amy though.
That was weird, Like you have a picked a paparazzi
picture of Keith Keith Urban to show to Keith Urban
(18:06):
did all she has to do. It doesn't matter. It's
not about that.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
It's about the fact that.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
That's not real. If you see even a quote in
a news article where radio host threatens to stab co
host and I with pin it was a joke. And
if you can't hear that, then that's on you. I
just don't hear amy sticking up from me either. As
I do this, man, I.
Speaker 7 (18:26):
Feel like people know you're joking. Am I supposed toick
up for you? This is a total joke.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
You're joking.
Speaker 3 (18:31):
You can tell they're being sarcastic.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
I'm here to you. No, No, we removed all pins
from the room. Oh no, I know. Yeah, it was
funny regardless, this is my official statement. That was a joke.
Maybe when a MIC's on, I shouldn't say I'm going
to kill you or I just stab you in the
hour of the pin lesson. That's that's the relationship that
we have here, right everybody, Yeah.
Speaker 5 (18:51):
Yes, hobby, that's what.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
Yes, it's time for the good news, much box.
Speaker 5 (19:05):
If you ever find yourself on a road trip and
you want to stop in Wyoming, Michigan and grab yourself
a beer at three Gatto's Brewery, it's a great idea.
Spanish so the owners are from Brazil originally, and they
wanted to recreate that environment of a boteco where everybody
comes and.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
Has to say that.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
I don't even know what that is. Oh my god, no,
thank you say it bot techo. Just like I said, Okay,
So what they do is they.
Speaker 5 (19:43):
Want a family environment, bring your family, the neighborhood establishment.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
Well, at this place, it's a pay it forward system.
Pretty much.
Speaker 5 (19:49):
Everyone gets their drinks for free because the person before
them has paid for their drinks.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
But it's not free because you got to pay for
the person behind you. But they don't pay for their
own drinks.
Speaker 5 (19:58):
So like you can leave like two beers for a
construction worker, and you put it on the board and
the construction worker comes in gets the two beers.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
Let's watch the buy a construction hat. He paid money
money to pay for a construction hat. Then he would
the beers and so he could go and get the
beers for free in the construction worker.
Speaker 3 (20:12):
Okay.
Speaker 7 (20:12):
A boteco in Brazil is a place where alcoholic.
Speaker 3 (20:15):
Beverages are sold.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Well, bar, got it, yeah said bar. You say it's bar.
Speaker 7 (20:21):
No, I don't think it's also just a bar, because
I think, like you can go buy the beer or.
Speaker 3 (20:27):
The alcohol and leave.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
Yeah, but so line is and Marie not to devel you.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
Have too much vanished for him that all this go ahead.
Speaker 5 (20:34):
They are the creators of this brewery. So if you
are ever in Wyoming, Michigan, stop, buy three Cottos Brewery
and you get a free beers.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
Hey real quick, Hey, Mike, you would you have the
story and just give us a quick You know you did.
You did a great job. But how if someone's listening
and they wanted to hear the actual Well, it's also Brazil,
so it's Portuguese. Yeah it's different. Yeah, man, it's not. Okay,
you didn't even know that, you just yell it's different.
Speaker 5 (20:57):
I know they see Portuguese because no Way Jose in
high school he moved to our high school.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
Noe Jose was a guy. Yeah, that was a nickname.
His name was Jose Jose. Yeah, that's funny. That was
his name, no Way Jose. And he was one of
the best. That's not his name, it's his nickname. Well whatever.
Speaker 5 (21:14):
Yeah, yeah, one of the best soccer players I've ever
seen in my life. He was phenomenal, and so he
transferred in for a year because his dad was working
and he was from Brazil. So that's how I knew
they speak Portuguese.
Speaker 7 (21:25):
I mean, he probably because gatto in Spanish and Portuguese
is the same.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
That's the way Portuguese is. Weird, Like every twentieth road
word is Spanish? Really Yeah, it throws me off because
otherwise I would have nail nailed it. Yeah, but so
there you go.
Speaker 5 (21:41):
Free beers, I mean paying forward at three Gatto's.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
Brewery like it. That's what it's all about. That was
telling me something good. Three of these What's wrong with people?
What's wrong with people? Deer Creek School District in Oklahoma
from kok h at least the same of a Friday
afternoon after a video was sent to the news stage
that showed students licking toes during a school event. What
(22:04):
was the There's a lot of back no, no, not
what's the class? What were they learned? A lot of
backlash where students were licking toes as part of a
fundraising event. Now the school is saying the kids volunteered
to do it ahead of time. We spent raising money
for Not Your Average Joe Coffee, which employs people with disabilities.
The district said they host an assembly called Clash of Classes.
(22:27):
They volunteered to spend a different class competitions. Students were
paired up for the competition where students were seen licking
other students toes that just somebody should have stepped in
because I'm watching it.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
It's like toe.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
It's pretty gross. Ye, they're putting there on a race
peanut butter off. The fastest wins. But it's like, you know,
somebody invented that for their own little deal with a
foot or with a yeah so one way or the
other other foot fetish or someone licking their feet. Some
administrators got to step in and go, this probably isn't
(23:03):
a good idea to have somebody licking somebody else because.
Speaker 7 (23:06):
Teenagers are going to think that's hilarious and amazing.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
It is. It's so funny. It's we're watching it, but
you get somebody smarter than us has got to step
in and go not appropriate. It sounds like our show.
You know, yes, but we're all adults.
Speaker 3 (23:18):
We would not. That would be a major HR problem.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
No out a lunch box button.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
You ate it? Yes and me? Yes, you did have
the video. You were adults, right? And amy volunteers? WHOA,
I see you?
Speaker 3 (23:31):
I did not volunteer. I lost the game.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
He's wrong with people? What was wrong with people? A
man in Indiana thought he and his wife were moving
into a new home. They had the U haul and
it all owded it up. They were actually trespassing because
the wife affect all the financial documents and had stolen
the keys. Whoa court documents are revealed it In Indiana,
man thought he and his wife were moving. They were
so excited they had done the real estate process. The
man did not know that his wife had lied and
faked everything and then smashed into the home, smashed open
(23:58):
the log box and like we're homeowners. That husband completely
left in the dark. They unloaded everything. This is from
Fox fifty nine Indianapolis. This poor guy, you've got to
leave this marriage right. Oh, like feet don't fail me
now lives like that's a bad one.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
Yeah, the story didn't match with the property owner that's.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
Told well yeah, and so the rulder said they noticed
something was off. There were grammatical layrors such as contact
you at with the letter you.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
In the document.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
So they come. Police are called, there's people in the house.
The rulers are like, but yeah, the block box is
smashed open. Man even think those lugboxes will be stronger
than just to be able.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
To smash it out.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
There were pretty strong. But yeah fell and he charged
the stolen property and this husband is like, I thought
we got a house.
Speaker 7 (24:46):
I mean this can be the first time she's you know,
acted up in this way.
Speaker 3 (24:49):
Yeah, it was like news to him.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
Surely the property ala just saw you outside the house too.
It was like what I own that? Why is there
a U haul out there? And then they go and
find everything.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
What's up with her? What's wrong with people? What's wrong
with people?
Speaker 1 (25:02):
Finally, a man's hospitalized after a woman lures him on
a date and then her dude beats him up, robs him. Yeah, yeah,
that was a scam to begin with, right, Oh yeah, sure,
w r I see a Florida duo's in custody after
they allegedly arranged to lure a seventy three year old
victim on a date with a woman. Yeah no, not
the old dude before he was beaten robbed.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
She was thirty four, so you know he was trying
to like do his thing.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
Oh you know, he probab heres lunchbox on the radio
and he's like, oh, get me a young one, DEBI
he said the staff at the hospital report of the incident.
After he's brought into the emergency room with several injuries
to his head. Torso on arms, needs staple in his head,
got him. The victim told officials he met Chelsea right
thirty four at a bar to discuss the romantic relationship.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
She said, let's go back to my house.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
They went separate vehicles and her ex boyfriend got him,
struck him in they have a.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
Metal object, beat him to the ground.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
Sola's wallet investigators, so they found text messages between the
two discussing their plans to carry out the crown.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
That's terrible, wrong with people?
Speaker 1 (26:00):
What's what's wrong with people?
Speaker 8 (26:03):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (26:03):
That sucks for the old dude.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
He thinks he's getting like I know, he got like
bragg to his buddies at the bingo hall. He was
loving life.
Speaker 3 (26:08):
I saw real bad. What's wrong with people?
Speaker 1 (26:10):
Oh no, dude, Yeah we have time. Yeah it's not time.
I'm worried about no this.
Speaker 7 (26:17):
Uh dad, his daughter was having a sleepover and he
made them mango smoothies and he put like a some
sort of pill that or something in the smoothies it
would make them go to sleep. And one of the
girls that was spending the night secretly didn't drink the
smoothie and all the.
Speaker 3 (26:36):
Girls were passed out.
Speaker 7 (26:37):
She said that she saw the dad like checking to
see if they were passed out. And she called her
mom at one thirty in the morning and was like,
come pick me up. I don't feel safe, say it's
a family emergency.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
I don't know, like, did he have bad intentions to
do something with the kids or is he they just
too loud. He's like, somebody shut them up because I've
been a drove my dog before. If thunders coming.
Speaker 3 (26:53):
Out, I don't know they were teenage girls. I don't know.
Speaker 7 (26:55):
It's just I don't know the update beyond that lunchbox
might because he'd grown like he knew this story.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
But no, I don't know any update. I just know you. No.
Speaker 5 (27:04):
I read the story and I was just like, it
felt creepy, like he was doing it to so but.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
You're speculating, speculating, how horrible though, Oh it's it's wrong anyway.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
You can't be putting drugs and people's stuff regardless.
Speaker 7 (27:16):
Yeah, kids, Yes, your daughter's having a sleep over.
Speaker 3 (27:19):
I mean I feel bad for the daughter like she
was like in the.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
News, Yeah, that's yours. Always like take it to a
place where you feel that's a dark that's a dark one. Yeah. No, No,
there's a lot of really dark ones, like murderers and stuff.
I could have been up been like this person murdered.
What's wrong with people?
Speaker 7 (27:34):
I'm so glad that one girl decided to not drink
it and was able to call her mom.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
Yeah, me too.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
She made a lot not like Smoothie.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
Though we don't know what's wrong with people on this one.
I think we owe it to Amy. Okay, she didn't
win the award for Weekly Personality of the Year. Oh yeah,
big award.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
What's wrong with people?
Speaker 1 (27:50):
What's wrong with people? Believing in signs is something we've
talked about a lot on the show. Amy. If she
looking for a sign that gummy, let's go find her, well,
I ask.
Speaker 3 (28:00):
For them, but sometimes not seeing the sign as a sign.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
So yeah, there you do whatever, So it's always a sign.
So Morgan, you saw a video.
Speaker 9 (28:09):
Yeah, so I was just like chilling on TikTok right,
I'm on my for you page. I'm not really looking
for anything. I'm just hanging out, and this video pops
up of this lady who was reading cards. It was
a live videos like an actual video she posted. There
was no hashtags, there was no caption, like I couldn't
have searched out this video if I wanted to, and
it pops up and she's reading the sign, and she's like,
(28:29):
you are in a space right now, You're about to
meet the love of your life.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
It's about to happen, Like.
Speaker 9 (28:34):
There are cards happening for you right now that it
is coming, it's on its way.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
Could it be the guy from Ohio the center flowers?
Speaker 7 (28:43):
Oh, oh, I I don't think that one's gonna work.
Speaker 3 (28:47):
Just say sound logistic.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
You don't know. Also, even if it's not a hashtag researchable,
it probably knows a bit of your algorithm or knows
that you're a single female, right, or it wouldn't send
you that, It doesn't send me that.
Speaker 9 (28:58):
Yeah, so well, but so does that mean it's a sign,
like it's purposely sending it to me because like she
needs this, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (29:05):
Does your psyched cousin believing cards?
Speaker 3 (29:06):
Amy, Well, I don't know what kind of cards these are,
but she.
Speaker 7 (29:09):
Does those little if it's like something you'll pull.
Speaker 3 (29:11):
A card and there's a animal on it. Yeah, death card,
And it's like, I don't know what are those?
Speaker 2 (29:16):
No, no, no noser teret cards. Oh, that's what they are.
Speaker 3 (29:19):
Yeah, she has those.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
I feel like those are the work of the devil
or just somebody playing a dumb game.
Speaker 3 (29:24):
I know it is kind of but.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
If you want it to be a sign, Morgan, that's
a sign for you. It's all up to you. Signs
are interpreted as you want to interpret them.
Speaker 3 (29:30):
Really well, yeah, I.
Speaker 9 (29:31):
Wanted to be a sign I want to meet the
love of my life.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
That'd be amazing. I feel like you're pressing a little hard. Yeah,
well that I mean, let's say you're in a basket.
You're gonna playasketball's state championship game. I gotta play super
and if you put all the pressure on yourself to
play super hard and super good, you're not at your best,
your most free. You're putting a standard and a pressure
(29:57):
on yourself that doesn't allow you to reach your standard.
And I feel like Morgan's doing that with dating. I mean,
any dude that goes by, it's like, do you want
to Yeah, so'll go on date with you? No? No?
Speaker 2 (30:04):
Would you like to try? Sample at stort?
Speaker 1 (30:07):
And I think she's trying really hard, and I think
she's quite the catch, but I think she's pressing a
little bit.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
And I don't like.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
But I don't believe. I don't believe. Just free don't
do anything. It comes.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
I don't believe that.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
People say, well, if you just stop trying, it'll happen.
I don't believe that about anything in life. But I
do think you're putting a little much pressure on things.
Speaker 3 (30:24):
I would probably agree a little bit.
Speaker 9 (30:26):
But also like I have tried, Like there was a
time where I wasn't on the dating house, I wasn't
doing anything and.
Speaker 3 (30:31):
I met nobody.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
Like I went out I did. I lived my life,
I did things I met nobody. Maybe don't assign your
value to dating someone.
Speaker 3 (30:41):
Well, I don't think she does.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
No, no, but she's but I feel like she's not
giving herself enough credit for being an awesome, well rounded
person because there's not someone to fill out her life.
Speaker 9 (30:51):
I think I'm just eager to really meet somebody more because,
like you know, everybody around me is in't it, Like
I could that work?
Speaker 1 (30:57):
But that's why you don't, don't. That's that's it.
Speaker 3 (31:00):
Yeah, I'm not everybody on it ain't got out. But
it puts more pressure on me.
Speaker 9 (31:07):
Not that I want that pressure, but it does put
pressure on me because everyone around me. I do have
a biological clock. If there is a time in my
life that I want to have kids. There are just
factors that are weighing on me.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
But do you want to push yourself to do something
that maybe isn't perfect because of a biological clock. No,
and I will not, so like I do have that
pressure on me, but like I'm not going to settle. Well,
we can always freeze your eggs, No worry, we can
do that.
Speaker 3 (31:29):
Wee that's expensive.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
All I'm going to say is take a few deep breaths,
keep active, but don't press so hard that everyone. If
it doesn't work out, it's terrible. It's never going to
be me.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
You're just chilling.
Speaker 1 (31:45):
You're being free. It's like we're in the shower. You
have the best thoughts in the shower, the most freeing.
I do creative thoughts in the shower because I'm not
trying to do anything. It's the only place i can
get where i'm that's my spot.
Speaker 3 (31:52):
Oh I cry in the shower.
Speaker 2 (31:53):
Well there you go, because you feel free. I don't
think it's a sign.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
I don't. It's amazing video. All right, let's go.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
We have one more sign question here and lunchblocks is you.
But it's about Eddie.
Speaker 5 (32:04):
Yeah, Eddie, you believe in signs. You said it on
the show. You're a big sign believer. And I was
out to dinner with the family the other night and
I'm walking back from the bathroom and there's a table
next to us and it's like six people around a
circular table, and they stop me. They go, lunchbox, we're
a huge fan of the show. We didn't want to
bother you with the family. Can we get a picture?
I'm like, yeah, what do you guys do? And they say, oh,
(32:26):
we do kidney transplants at Vanderbilt Hospital.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
And I was like, oh my god, it'd be a
sign for Eddie to get us a sign for Eddie, And.
Speaker 5 (32:33):
So I talked to him about, yeah, you had to
get tested, the benefits and all this, and Eddie, this
is what they.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
Had to say. Tell Eddie, like, the benefits of donating
a kidney.
Speaker 9 (32:42):
You're helping other people have a better life and they
don't have to be on dialysis.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
How risky is it for the person donating the kidney.
Speaker 7 (32:50):
We discuss those risks with you and you determine if
the benefit is.
Speaker 3 (32:55):
Worth the risk.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
But you are perfectly capable of living off with one kidney.
Speaker 9 (32:59):
Yes, people are able to live the rest of their lives.
Speaker 3 (33:02):
With one kidney.
Speaker 5 (33:03):
We highly encourage people to sign up, and Eddie will
be perfectly fine, most likely most plased.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
But it doesn't hurt to go get tested, right, Yes,
you have to be eighteen or older. Eddie is way
over eighteen.
Speaker 7 (33:15):
You have to decide that that's something that you want
to do and it's right for you.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
Is it okay that Eddie's bald? Will that cause the
new person to be bald?
Speaker 7 (33:21):
No? No, kidney transplant recipient will not be bald because
they're going there as well.
Speaker 1 (33:26):
All right, Yes, Eddie, get here and donate a kidney.
Speaker 2 (33:29):
Bye is a sign.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
I don't like when lunch Box asks people questions and
when it's not going the way he wants them.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
He doesh But but but Eddie, is that a sign?
Speaker 1 (33:37):
Uh? I mean, I think it's kind of a sign.
But here's the thing though. If I get tested, which
I'd like to get tested, go ahead. But if I
get tested and then they call in a week two
weeks later and they say there's a match, and I say, ooh,
I'm not really ready for that, then like that's on
me and I shouldn't do that. So I want to
get tested when I'm one hundred percent ready to where
do you think you are? A percentage thirty? Oh my
(34:00):
good because of the word.
Speaker 3 (34:02):
Let me ask you when are you ready?
Speaker 1 (34:04):
Though? You keep saying you want to do it, But dude,
you're in your health. Kids say can be healthy anymore?
What do you mean? I'm forty four years exactly? When
does it stop?
Speaker 2 (34:11):
Somebody at geriatric kidney.
Speaker 1 (34:13):
It's an old kidney already. Yeah, I don't know. I'm
not there yet. Okay, but lunchbox, thank you for bringing
it up. Yep.
Speaker 2 (34:18):
Eddie always says he wants to donate a kidney.
Speaker 7 (34:20):
If you're thirty percent, you can't keep saying you want
to know he doesn't.
Speaker 1 (34:23):
What do you mean? What do you mostly don't want
to do?
Speaker 3 (34:26):
I want to do that.
Speaker 1 (34:27):
I don't have a spleen. I've got a lot of
things medically wrong with me. Okay, I'm not I can't
give up kidney. I'm not going Tommy, where are you at?
So you're a you're a zero, But you're the one
that put us on you, So you can't put this
on us. You're the one that brought it up thirty percent.
You can't bring it up anymore. When you read a
story about that, I can't say, like, man, you say
it all the time, and you say it out. No,
(34:47):
no more for Eddie n donating the kidney everybody.
Speaker 7 (34:49):
Except for if we like, if somebody in this room
needs one. We'll all get tested, right, you won't.
Speaker 2 (34:53):
He's thirty.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
You're better. I'm better than zero, but.
Speaker 3 (34:57):
You're not at thirty percent for Bobby and kidney.
Speaker 1 (34:59):
I can test it immediately, No, not tested, get first.
Speaker 2 (35:04):
Here's a voicemail from Alexa in North Carolina.
Speaker 1 (35:07):
We were fighting for our lives in that queue for
the million dollar show, but we got.
Speaker 3 (35:11):
Tickets and we're so excited.
Speaker 1 (35:12):
I've never been to Nashville before.
Speaker 3 (35:14):
Thank you, and we can't wait.
Speaker 2 (35:16):
Awesome And they will release some more tickets closer to
the show.
Speaker 1 (35:18):
But April third, it's Eddie and I's band The Raging
Idiots and Sam Hunt and John Party and a lot
of artists to show up in play. It's gonna be
awesome show. Can't wait to do it, and I'm glad
you got tickets. It's awesome. Here is Michael from North Carolina.
What's up, guys?
Speaker 6 (35:32):
I wrote a jingle for Bobby Love all the other
ones I've heard.
Speaker 1 (35:36):
Here's my own.
Speaker 5 (35:36):
Check it out, Bobby Boone, Bobby boom By.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
That's actually really good, is that?
Speaker 1 (35:49):
Dan and Shay? Like most people who do that are
just kind of good. And that's even worse than being
bad or really good. That guy's really good. It was awesome.
Holy crap, Michael North Carolina. We need to get you
up here to record that to a real microphone. Thank you.
Pile of stories.
Speaker 7 (36:08):
So, a video has gone viral from a former cruise
ship singer who claims the reason that ships often have
free ice cream parties.
Speaker 1 (36:17):
Is Oh, no, this is gonna be gross. I don't
even go on cruises. This is gonna be gross.
Speaker 7 (36:21):
It's because maybe someone has died on the ship and
they need to make a room in the freezer. No way.
Speaker 3 (36:26):
I always thought they had morgs, Like.
Speaker 1 (36:29):
That's just what if so many people die, the morg
is full and they need to clear out some ice cream.
Speaker 7 (36:33):
My goodness, because you know you're out at sea and
sometimes people die.
Speaker 8 (36:37):
I hear you.
Speaker 1 (36:37):
But if this person is saying that means it's probably
happened at least once that they know of. That's weird.
So if you ever get a Hey, random ice cream party. Somebody,
somebody's dead.
Speaker 3 (36:48):
This same person, her name is Daris Star.
Speaker 7 (36:50):
Tucker estimates that four to ten people out of around
thirty thousand passengers died on each of her voyages.
Speaker 3 (36:59):
I think that's a really large number of thousands.
Speaker 1 (37:01):
No, No, it's still people dying, but they're just living
like like it's just they're dying on natural No. No
know what I'm saying they're gonna get murder or anything
like that. We don't know that.
Speaker 2 (37:09):
Well, we have no idea.
Speaker 1 (37:11):
That's okay, ice cream parties, no boy crhi by what else?
Speaker 7 (37:15):
Wait?
Speaker 3 (37:15):
Is there a Bobby Bone Show cruise update?
Speaker 1 (37:17):
Yeah, yeah there's not, because there's been no. No, there's
been a couple. There have been a couple people reach out.
I'm gonna tell you why we haven't done it. One.
I think I'm gonna get so sea sick. I get
I'm just talking about it. Honestly, it makes you want
to burn just I'm telling you, just being like on
a boat doing breaking Bobbie bones and vomiting the whole time. Oh,
(37:37):
like that was a fishing boat. This is I know that.
Burt was me getting queezy just talking about two we
did have some reach out, go hey, you could make
some good money off this if it sells. I don't
want to have to come on hustle people to go
on a cruise with us. Be like, please come on
a cruise, because then all the pressure's on us even
to break even all the pressure.
Speaker 7 (37:54):
Can you just sell the tickets first and then they
give you the size of the boat based So.
Speaker 1 (37:59):
I don't think that's how it works now and we
won't have to bank.
Speaker 3 (38:01):
Dude, you just say it once and boom, like we
need a catamaran.
Speaker 1 (38:05):
I don't think a bass boat. We're in a tugboat.
All right, what else?
Speaker 7 (38:09):
Okay, So let's say that you're invited to a work
trip in Paris, but whatever the company trip is like
for whatever meeting, they're having to save money and budget
because this one person is going viral on TikTok because
her employers it is a business trip. Remember, are making
her share a bed with a coworker.
Speaker 2 (38:28):
No way, that's not that can't happen a room.
Speaker 1 (38:31):
I would understand a bit if both people sign off
and they're both of the same sex, But a bed,
that's why that's an hr problem. Waiting to happen.
Speaker 3 (38:40):
Yeah, she said, uh, she's from New Jersey.
Speaker 7 (38:43):
She went on TikTok and said, my company is not
only asking me to share a room with a colleague
on our upcoming trip to Paris, but there's only one
bed in the room.
Speaker 1 (38:50):
So maybe they're saying, hey, one of you can have
the bed and one of you get a caught, which
still is weird. And I'm not going to act like
we haven't shared beds before, Eddie or lunch Bar. No,
we've done it. We have. But we did it. We
did We had three beds. We chose this. We would
go on a trip together, all of us to Vegas
and there would just be not enough beds. So me
Eddie or me Lunchbox or Carlos at the time in Lunchbox.
(39:13):
And nothing happened. Nothing happened. We'll talk about, right Nothing
happened that we'll talk about right now. Maybe in the
next book. All right, what else? Okay?
Speaker 7 (39:20):
So Garth Brooks and Trisha Yearwood they're getting their own docuseries.
It's called Friends in Low Places, and it's following them
as they work on Garth's new Nashville bar.
Speaker 3 (39:29):
That's opening soon.
Speaker 7 (39:31):
And it's premiering on Amazon this Thursday, Amazon Prime.
Speaker 2 (39:34):
I got invited. Did you guys get invited?
Speaker 1 (39:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (39:36):
No, did you bye to the Garth?
Speaker 1 (39:38):
Yeah, you guys got invited to the friends and family thing.
Speaker 3 (39:42):
No talks you?
Speaker 1 (39:43):
Yeah? Yeah, what on earth? Well they said, they said,
don't tell Eddie. Really when did that come in? I
just got a text. I'm sure you got invited. I
don't see anything, that's what. And I'm the biggest Garth band.
Maybe that's why you didn't get invited. Man, I wonder
why Garth was physically working on the bar. Honestly, it
makes sense they're doing a docu series. He does work
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himself out on his land, no doubt. But if it's
a docu series, he's got to be in there doing
on camera. Because he showed up with Brooks and Dunham
played I think during this thing in Nashville last week
and he was covered in like sawdust. Yeah, and remember
he made like a whole bridge in his on his
ranch or something.
Speaker 2 (40:19):
Oh no, he does work. Yeah, he doesn't work for sure. Okay,
there you go.
Speaker 7 (40:22):
Okay, So again that's Amazon Prime this Thursday, and that's
the same night that the venue is having the grand opening.
Speaker 3 (40:27):
Got it, I'm Amy. That's my file.
Speaker 2 (40:30):
That was Amy's pile of stories.
Speaker 1 (40:33):
It's time for the good news produce a.
Speaker 4 (40:35):
Ready shout out to Wild Bill's Tattoo in Roseville, California.
They just hosted their twenty third annual Tattooathon and all
the money in this Tattooathon goes to the Pediatric Intensive.
Speaker 1 (40:51):
Care Unit over at UC Davis Children's Hospital. They've been
doing it for twenty three years and they said him
that whole time, they've donated three hundred thousand dollars to
that hospital. And this is by just giving tattoos out
and all the artists they donate their time. They don't
they don't charge any They don't feel better of going
to a tattoothon if there was a good cause because
tattoothon any athon, I feel exhaustion is marathon. Yeah, any athon.
(41:15):
People are getting get tired. But here's the deal. They
have a lot of artists. It's not just one game.
I got it. I'm doing thousands of tattoos.
Speaker 2 (41:21):
I'd be worried about that athon.
Speaker 1 (41:22):
That's awesome. For a good that is that is awesome.
That's a great story. That is what it's all about.
That was telling me something good coming up. We're gonna
do forgotten jams, songs that are awesome that maybe you
forgot about. And then you're like, dang, that was a jam.
We'll do forgotten jams coming up in just a minute. Now,
Let's go to Amy with the Morning Corny. The Morning Corny,
(41:48):
Why did the lobster blush?
Speaker 2 (41:50):
Why the lobster blush?
Speaker 3 (41:51):
You saw the ocean's bottom?
Speaker 1 (41:53):
Oh funny, that was the Morning Corny.
Speaker 7 (42:00):
Get it?
Speaker 1 (42:00):
And lobsters yeah, and lobsters on the bottom, see it.
That's a good one. Thank you. I've forgotten jams to
add to your playlist, songs that are awesome but maybe
we've forgotten about him. Eddie gave me the idea, Eddie,
what was your forgotten jam? And I was driving and
it came on the radio.
Speaker 4 (42:18):
It was one of those throwbacks, you know, like and
they played small Town Saturday Night by hol Ketch Him,
and I'm like, dude, this was a jam.
Speaker 1 (42:26):
It was, And I sing up with much more passion
I think than I remember it because the moon he's
pretty chill.
Speaker 2 (42:32):
I'll be like, hellot, the move shoot up a lot
to rest in peace. I'll catch him too.
Speaker 1 (42:36):
Oh, I didn't know that. Yeah, in the last couple
of years. Oh wow, although my years are all jacked
up from yeah, just general, but yeah, rest in peace.
He's one that we never met. You. We've met a
lot of these legends these night these guys that come in,
and we never met him. Mine is and I was
reminded of mine because I was watching Sheryl Crow on
TikTok and she was like, Hey, what's up, guys, because
(42:57):
you know I don't play this on a lot anymore,
but you guys asked for it's started playing.
Speaker 2 (43:00):
She's like, dude, it is not in a hotel.
Speaker 1 (43:06):
Everyone's here, but they won't share the he and then
she wouldn't sing the kid rock part. She was like,
you can sing that part, and then she just got
quiet and the words will pop up that's the dude part. Yeah,
she can't sing that. I don't matter though. This is funny.
So but Ryl Crow and kid Rock picture. When it
came out, it was such a jam amy forgotten jam.
Speaker 7 (43:24):
Okay, So Colder Weather by Zach Brownband came on for
me recently and I was like, oh, this is so good,
and so I've been listening to it randomly on my
own latch.
Speaker 4 (43:33):
Fox Black Eyed Peas My hum, what movie is of
Will Beryl singing this one on the treadmill?
Speaker 1 (43:39):
Oh? I don't know. I know Michael Scott has it
as his ring tone in the office, like ding ding,
don't thing, don't. It's not even the version of them
singing it. It's like the old Nokia version Dooming Doom,
Ding Doom. What's the welfare? All mic blades of glory blades?
Where he's a that's also good? Hey Morgan, what do
you have? What's your forgotten jam?
Speaker 9 (43:58):
Well, I've been on this like pop punk lately at
the gym, and I forgot how good this one was.
It's nineteen eighty five from Bowling for Soup.
Speaker 3 (44:05):
You know that's a cover by the way, No, no,
nineteen eighty five.
Speaker 2 (44:09):
Uh yeah, it's a cover they had.
Speaker 3 (44:10):
Who did it originally?
Speaker 1 (44:12):
Sarr seventy one? There you go? Who what?
Speaker 2 (44:15):
It's a pop punk band?
Speaker 1 (44:17):
Never heard on lunchbox? No, never heard that one?
Speaker 2 (44:19):
But yeah, Jan, what up?
Speaker 9 (44:20):
Morgan? Well, I had like a you know, kind of
punk phase when I was in high school. So I
feel like I'm getting to kind of relive that right now.
Speaker 1 (44:28):
I feel like that was your punk phase. That wasn't
that punk? That was like top forty punk.
Speaker 9 (44:32):
I al saw like dark eyeliner and I wore my
bangs over.
Speaker 1 (44:35):
I was kind of emo a little bit, you know,
like Black Parade, Like, yeah, a little bit.
Speaker 2 (44:40):
Do you know who that who sings that song?
Speaker 1 (44:42):
Mike? Who is that? My chemical Room?
Speaker 2 (44:43):
Oh yeah, my chemical Romance?
Speaker 1 (44:46):
Got Yeah?
Speaker 2 (44:47):
Uh lunchbox, you did yours, Scuba, See what's yours?
Speaker 1 (44:53):
It's white Town your woman.
Speaker 3 (44:55):
For a long time, I thought you was sing I
could never be.
Speaker 1 (44:57):
A woman, which I think is probably also misunderstood easily
because it's such a deep voice.
Speaker 2 (45:03):
But that was a jam too.
Speaker 1 (45:04):
Yeah, good job, guys. Those are all I forgot all
except min not not anymore. We remember put them on
your playlist forgotten jams. Yeah. So I went to a
sleep doctor two months ago and I slept in the room.
They put all these cables and chords on me, and
they measured stuff, and well, I mean they're like, you know,
I know, but they did they like.
Speaker 2 (45:24):
Data and grafts and breathing brain breathing.
Speaker 1 (45:28):
Right, maybe they did. I don't know. I was asleep.
So I go and have the follow up after they
have all the tests done and they go, hey, you
have basically severe sleep apnea. Didn't really know what sleep
apnea was. I'd heard the term and I knew it
was something in your sleep. I never researched six. I
never thought it was about me. But really, sleep at
meea is when you stop breathing while you're sleeping. And
I was stopping like thirty times an hour, which is crazy,
(45:49):
and it can keep blood from going to your brain.
Your blood out auction level goes down. Then your body
shoots adrenaline and it's like, oh, that's why I was
waking up, because your body trying to save itself basically
from dying. So they go, you need this machine. Now
on TV, I've only seen these sleep apne machines. It's
like a huge mask you put on and then the
background is going and it just sounds terrible. So I
(46:11):
go to get mine and it's a box about the
size of a normal size hard back book. Okay, okay,
that's how big. The box is not even that big,
and it's got a tube like an air tube.
Speaker 3 (46:25):
How thick.
Speaker 1 (46:28):
That's a weird question. What you're doing with your hand
is weird, like like a oh if you make a
oh out of your finger out of your hand to
your thumb finger. I know, that's a weird question, asks
and then so then you take this thing and it's
not a full mask. It just goes into your nose.
It goes it's a little strap that goes behind your
head and into your nose, and it blows all the time.
(46:48):
It never stops into your nose, and like, well, this
is gonna be tough. But it leaks out the back
a little bit. Aaron I was like, why is this
thing leaking out the back? Well, what makes sense is
you have to breathe into it as it blows out,
so it's got to have a little leakage out in
the back air wise. So I put it on the
first night, and it does feel weird, and you can
move in it, not one hundred percent because you have
(47:09):
this tube you're attached to. It doesn't make any noise,
by the way, so it's not loud nothing, Nope, not
unless it falls off your head, which came off my
head once and you can hear it coming out of
the little nose holes I put it on. I fell
asleep night one. I had like seven of the most
vivid dreams I've had in years. Wow, you don't remember
dreams nine.
Speaker 2 (47:29):
No, just dreams, not even nightmares.
Speaker 1 (47:32):
Wow. But I never have dreams, or if I have them,
I never remembered them because I never sleep long enough.
I pulled it off in the middle of the night.
I don't remember pulling it off, probably five or six
hours into it. But I slept five six hours straight
without waking up, which I never do, and I never dream.
I slept hard, and they told me it was gonna
be like a week and a half before I got
the real benefits from it. So night one had dreams
(47:52):
like crazy, and so I'm like, Wow, this thing is
really working. Night too. Put it back on. Drink drink, drink, drink, drink.
Speaker 2 (47:58):
I wake up.
Speaker 1 (47:58):
I know, like seven dreams in my head. I slept
probably five or six hours again before I woke up.
And I keep pulling it off in the middle of
the night without me knowing. I think, just because like
uncomfort abund my ears, I'm not used to it. And
then it started drying out my throat a little bit
because pushing straight through and if you open your mouth,
its air comes out of your mouth. I'm shooting out
of your mouth. He's going round in your nose.
Speaker 3 (48:14):
You love to tape your mouth?
Speaker 2 (48:15):
Yes, I do take my mouth now, I take my
mouth shut.
Speaker 1 (48:19):
So I've had it for four nights, and I will
tell you, in only four nights, and this is a
small sample size, it has completely changed my sleep.
Speaker 2 (48:27):
It's a little uncomfortable to put on.
Speaker 1 (48:28):
It's an uncomfortable sleep with, but the benefits that I've
gotten from it, I feel after only four days. You
may have to ask me again in two weeks. I
feel like an alien because I don't hate the world
when I wake up. I am a little sleepy when
I wake up because I wasn't before that adrenale would
hit me. I'm awake.
Speaker 2 (48:44):
Now I wake up, I'm like, oh, I'm a little sleepy.
Speaker 1 (48:47):
But then I just have this. I feel a bit whole,
more whole after only four nights. So my very early
review of this machine too. If you have and I
didn't have to pay for it, Mansurant's paid for it,
and you can't get it unless the prescribed for you
this machine.
Speaker 3 (49:00):
Oh there goes my next question, because.
Speaker 1 (49:02):
To get a black market one somewhere, well, I was
just curious.
Speaker 7 (49:05):
Even if you don't have to sleep, an would it
still be beneficial?
Speaker 1 (49:09):
I don't know, because I stopped breathing and it never
stopped shooting air. On your note, why would you want
that if you didn't have sleep? Sleep? Just what part
of your body would you put it?
Speaker 3 (49:16):
Yeah, I'm thinking like just you know, oxygen, extra oxygen.
Speaker 1 (49:23):
I don't even know if it's giving any more pure
oxygen or for just spinning in there. Dude, it's crazy.
For as long as I've known you, you don't dream
like you've.
Speaker 2 (49:30):
Never because I don't. I don't get into that rim stage.
Speaker 1 (49:32):
Oh no, Amy, he's gonna start coming in and talking
about his dreams now, okay.
Speaker 3 (49:36):
Whatever, not allowed to talk about our dream We dream
all the time.
Speaker 1 (49:41):
People don't care about your dreams or your fantasy football team.
That's true. So I will not be coming in talking
about my dreams. But I will say to the machine
in this very short time, I have the right to
change my mind later. But it has made a sixty
five percent difference thus far. And the fact that it's
quiet too. I'm sure your wife loves that. Yeah, except
what falls off my head? Do you do hear it
go through the nose holes? Because the nose holes go
(50:04):
into your nose a little bit, and so if you
just open your mouth goes and then Eric comes flying
out of your mouth. And I do this bit where
I talk like a robot to her because.
Speaker 2 (50:11):
What it sounds like, how are you doing?
Speaker 1 (50:13):
Are you going? I love bits, but all the listeners
that have messaged me, everybody that struggles with sleep, I
put it off for years, four days. Then I'll give
you an update in another two weeks or a month.
I do think this is going to change my life.
And I never say that.
Speaker 2 (50:29):
I don't do.
Speaker 1 (50:30):
I try not to do real hyperbolic statements like that.
The next step though, to keep it on all night.
How are you gonna do that? I'm pulling off of
my sleep tape it to your ears. I start taping everything.
It's like I'm a It's like I'm an out of
control passager on Southwest. My wife takes me down to
the bed. So that's what's up. I wanted to share
that with you, guys, do it yesterday.
Speaker 2 (50:48):
But that's what I got for.
Speaker 8 (50:49):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (50:51):
Let's do the news. Bobby's story. A fisherman is attacked
with a harpoon after he and his buddy argue to
which man caught the bigger fish. So before I get
the story, this is a similar thing that when I
was duck hunting a lot. You'd be in the blind
and the ducks. It's duck hunting. It was the most
(51:12):
fun hunting because when it happened and there was action,
you don't come over and every other day's a and
you have a good duck dog. It's just a great day,
right and so, but you argue over who shot the
duck sometimes because everybody, I swear to God, I killed
that one. Oh man, I wanted to like harpoon somebody.
So I get it. That's hard to figure out.
Speaker 3 (51:32):
But like when you're catching a fish, you should know
who catch the fish.
Speaker 1 (51:36):
They're spearfishing. Let me tell you more. So let's get
off the duck hunting story. That's what it reminds me of.
I don't want to shoot Scottie. I told you I
shot the duck. Medics were shocked to find that a
fisherman had been struck with a harpoon, not by accident.
Speaker 2 (51:49):
This dude was out with his friends and drinking beers.
Speaker 1 (51:51):
Of course, the forty five year old said the hand
of the friend got in a argument about which man
had caught the bigger fish.
Speaker 2 (51:57):
I was fishing with my friend.
Speaker 1 (51:57):
Would joked about who had caught what, and I said,
my fish was bigger than yours, and he said, no,
it's not, and he got offended. Then that's where the
disrespect started. It's always about disrespect, never about to fish.
And so after that they started pushing each other and
then he aimed the harpoon at him. Oh that's oh
for sure. Put it. Well, it depends on big it's
(52:18):
not like a javelin harpoon. But this is this is
a smaller one, this harpoon. He's like, I'll shoot you.
Went to the back of his head, okay, lodged inside
the skin, took him to the hospital. They had to
cut most of the harpoon was was like a foot long.
So you guys are thinking massive still in his head. No, no,
you're right. I'm just saying, you guys are thinking like
(52:40):
a javelin in the Olympics. But still, this is a
bad deal. But he did it in the back of
his head, Like I get it, foot arm, back of
the head.
Speaker 2 (52:48):
I mean, you hit the wrong but back of the
head though, than like front of the face.
Speaker 1 (52:51):
Yeah, no, yes, it is I agree, But if you
got to pick a side of the head, go to
the back.
Speaker 3 (52:58):
Also get a scale.
Speaker 1 (53:01):
To see when you got the bigger fish. Yeah no,
that's not fun. If it came disrespect, you know, they
didn't get that far. That X ray it shows it
going through the back of the school, and it likes
below the brain. You can kill them. Oh for sure.
Speaker 2 (53:12):
He got very fortunate it didn't kill him.
Speaker 1 (53:14):
A guy cleaning out his truck finds months old Mega
Million's ticket.
Speaker 2 (53:18):
We're thirty thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (53:19):
A marylynd Man said he learned a lesson about keeping
his truck tidy when a recent clean out resulted in
a ticket. I wouldn't even looked up the ticket. I'll
be honest with you. If I was cleaning it out
and found a ticket, I'd have thought it was a loser.
But why do you buy a ticket and just throw
it on the floor of your truck? How stupid are you?
Speaker 3 (53:34):
Because you probably played just for time?
Speaker 1 (53:37):
You probably I probably just fell, yeah, but it probably
fell to the ground. I don't think he just threw
it on the ground and was like, well this one,
throw it on the ground. It sounds like he had
a lot of tickets just back there. It was just like, yeah,
he plays a lot, and he probably dropped one, but
they're mixed with all the other losing goodness. I just
wouldn't have taken it and put it back through to
see if I won. I would just assume there's a
bad one.
Speaker 3 (53:56):
They'd aspire, right, did he?
Speaker 1 (53:58):
This one is still good though, He said the ticket
spent months forgotten in his truck, only recently resurfaced when
he was cleaning out his vehicle. He then decided he
should check the ticket, and it won thirty thousand dollars
from UPI's awesome. So let's say you go to the
hospital for gallbladder surgery and you leave with the visseectomy.
Probably not what you expected, bro. Yeah, guy George went
under the knife for gallbladder surgery. It was to happen
(54:20):
on Tuesday, It got delayed to day. On Wednesday, hospital
staff came into his room. They didn't ask any questions.
They willed them off for surgery. The visectomy. He woke up,
he was told your a VISEECTI me was a success.
He's like h he was like said, he went from
speechlessness to panic. The gallbladder surgery ended up being successful.
(54:43):
They did later, but the vasectomy is irreversible. Oh, I
thought you could this one. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (54:49):
They chopped the whole thing.
Speaker 1 (54:50):
I don't know. Not this I don't know. Said and
just as this one's irreversible.
Speaker 3 (54:53):
Or maybe it's tube side that can be. I'm not sure.
Speaker 1 (54:58):
There are different vasectomes. Like they say you can reverse
of a sector. Yeah, that's what I've heard.
Speaker 2 (55:02):
Yeah, but they say, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (55:04):
I've never been involved in either.
Speaker 1 (55:05):
Oddity Central. Are these the news stories or are this boneheads?
Like they're all bone heads.
Speaker 2 (55:09):
A lot of these are kind of funny. They didn't
quite make the bone head.
Speaker 1 (55:11):
No, but that's give me millions of dollars. That was
probably that's probably a lawsuit, Yeah, especially if you even
if you can reverse it, that's probably.
Speaker 3 (55:20):
It's I think it's.
Speaker 7 (55:21):
Also a good reminder for any of us if you're
there for anything, if no questions are asked or they're.
Speaker 2 (55:26):
Not, I like, drum, I'm it's blind trust.
Speaker 7 (55:29):
I like when questions asked, you've got a wristband on,
they're like, what's your birthday?
Speaker 3 (55:33):
Everything matches?
Speaker 1 (55:34):
I get it.
Speaker 5 (55:35):
I thought you're gonna say put a note, says I'm
not here for a section, mean down there.
Speaker 1 (55:38):
Put a note on it like don't touch uh. Do
you want to shout out to Keegan and Reagan. We
were in Stillwater yesterday. We met them at Eskimo Joe's.
It was two kids who listened to the show. We
met their parents too. Yeah. Dad was a trainer for
OSU football. Mom was a physical trainer like in town.
Speaker 2 (55:56):
But met them.
Speaker 1 (55:57):
We went by.
Speaker 2 (55:59):
After spin all day with the baseball team, a softball team, and.
Speaker 1 (56:03):
We went over to our friend Matt Holliday's house and
hit balls in a bating cage and played fioleball.
Speaker 3 (56:07):
What a days He has a batting cage in his backyard.
Speaker 1 (56:11):
Yeah. Yeah. One of his sons in the Major leagues
and other ones like the number one prospect and he
spent fifteen years in the majors the Trucks. Yeah, we
were talking and I've known Matt for a long time.
But we went over to his house and we're doing
like an interview with him, and Eddie goes how much
money you made your whole career on a mic and
hilariously he goes, Oh, it's all on the internet. You
can get Ma's like the most humble dude, like humble, uh,
(56:33):
super Christian, like a plus assaulted the earth kind of guy,
and he goes, you could google it, and then Eddie goes,
he goes, how much is that? And then he goes
hundred and eighty thousand. He goes, yeah, he was awesome. Yeah,
and still water he got a shout out. We had
so much fun there yesterday.
Speaker 3 (56:53):
Eskimo Joe's shirts when I was in college, those are
really popular.
Speaker 1 (56:56):
I didn't know that was the only Eskimo Joe's. Oh yeah, yeah.
We went to the store. Of the store's big is
the restaurant maybe bigger?
Speaker 3 (57:02):
Yeah, I need to get an Eskimo Joe's shirt.
Speaker 1 (57:05):
And my sister in law, Grace was like, if you
go to Eskimo Joe's because she went to Oklahoma State,
she said, go get cheese fries, And so we ordered
food before he flew back home. And I got cheese fries.
Let me tell you, they were great from my front
mouth and not good for my back. The bag of
mouth was paying for it this morning. Yeah. In the news,
a former Dunkin manager in Florida stole one hundred and
fifty three thousand dollars from a business. That business, and
(57:27):
when the cops later asked where she got all that money,
she said, no, no, no, it's not from that, it's
from my boyfriend's drug dealing. Oh even better, Oh no,
okat no, no, no, dang. Was he really a drug
dot com?
Speaker 3 (57:38):
Probably because now he's going to get a resident.
Speaker 1 (57:40):
Yeah, now he's going to prison too. The store conducted
at an audit there was a payroll shortage. The audit
showed that a large number of deposits were missing that
we're supposed to have been made at Wells Fargo Bank.
She was the person responsible for making the deposits, was
shown on the surveillance video leaving with the deposits, and
then that was the deal. Apparently, try to get out
of it by going no, no, no, it's his drug.
Oh my gosh. Do you think some people are so
(58:04):
immersed in the drug culture they don't even realize some
of the stuff's illegal because they do it all the time.
I feel like they know, I hear you. I feel
like they know it's illegal too, but it's like just
another day. What if it's like I know it's illegal,
but everyone does it anyways. Sure, sure, I would say
it's in a way, lesser way. Sometimes people will come
(58:24):
on the show and say bad words, like they'll they'll curse,
because surely that can't still be illegal on the air. Winks.
Speaker 2 (58:31):
We're like, no, you can't say that.
Speaker 8 (58:32):
Word anymore because in podcasts you can't. Yeah, or just
life or sometimes they don't consider the S word a
curse word. Yeah, yeah, sure, and I bet it's not.
But I wonder if in her head, like that's just
so part of everyday life to her that she's like, no, no, no,
that's from her his business. What's the business? Oh, drugs.
Speaker 1 (58:47):
I think it was just anything to save me. I
don't care. Sure to sell him up the river? Oh,
I don't sell him up the river. Feels like a
bad thing to say. And I'm not sure where that
comes from, but.
Speaker 3 (58:59):
I mean probably so well, I know what it means.
Speaker 1 (59:02):
Original thing is if that's like a slave thing it is? No, no, no,
I know we can sure, yeah that's why. No, no, no,
we don't think you meant it like that. But when
you say that, I'm like, I wonder if that's what
that term actually meant. It's probably sometimes we say stuff
without knowing. I think you're not saying that That's what
I meant.
Speaker 2 (59:23):
But how about that.
Speaker 1 (59:24):
I didn't even think that. I thought he was selling
goods or something. You know, Oregan, what do you have
different I have?
Speaker 9 (59:28):
It says the phrase up the river originated in.
Speaker 1 (59:30):
Eighteen selling up the river.
Speaker 3 (59:32):
Oh okay, well up the.
Speaker 9 (59:33):
River came from prison, So I don't know if there's
like a different kind of thing.
Speaker 1 (59:38):
There was, like did you see well, yeah, yeah, I
think it's probably my computer's broken. It has to do
with the slave trade. But hey, it's good to know
good cash.
Speaker 3 (59:47):
Also, yes, and now we all know.
Speaker 7 (59:50):
I'm sure some people we saved them from saying that
today casually a lot of people.
Speaker 1 (59:55):
He's never said it either until this one time.
Speaker 3 (59:58):
It's something that's said.
Speaker 1 (01:00:00):
I don't know. It's one of those things that just
popped in my head. During a show in Kansas City.
Oh you know, when Drake was here and nashvillely paid
for the woman's cancer. He gave her like two another
one Drake promised to pay off a fans late mom's house.
What in the world if he's going to every show
and doing this pretty amazing, that's all the sign you got.
(01:00:20):
But if you're going to a drink that's the problem
is to be setting this precedent. Everybod's gonna be holding
up signs asking for like, how does he find that?
Speaker 3 (01:00:28):
So I need to know how.
Speaker 1 (01:00:29):
I bet somebody probably does some work ahead of time
to find out, just picking random people.
Speaker 7 (01:00:38):
Right.
Speaker 1 (01:00:39):
So he was handed a note from a person in
the front road. He takes a note and he goes,
this is it. He says, payoff mom's house, rest in peace,
said your mom passed away. And then he's like, you
know what, I'm gonna pay it off for you. It
was one hundred and some thousand, the same amount Matt
Holiday made people.
Speaker 5 (01:00:55):
Yes, they have to plan the people because no, listen
to me, if you could afford front row tickets to Drake.
Speaker 1 (01:01:03):
I don't know that the note came from somebody in
the front front. I don't have no idea. Let's say,
if there, I hear you, so, how far back could
they be today? It's probably it's not less good. No,
I'm not saying it's less but it's probably. Yes. I
would imagine somebody advances that and checks to make sure
that it's a real story. Sure. And and the Nashville one,
they interviewed the girl like the local and news interviewed
(01:01:24):
the girl at her house here in Nashville. So she
was a local girl. No, I give that their local
I want to argue about that they don't know a
flam in. No, he's just like saying that's a fake person. No, no, no,
I'm not saying. They just check with them to make
sure it's real beforehand, right, and they plant him in
the front row.
Speaker 5 (01:01:36):
They can't have this person sitting up in the noseblades
because Drake would not be able to get the Well.
Speaker 2 (01:01:41):
That's true.
Speaker 3 (01:01:41):
Well, here's two things about that.
Speaker 7 (01:01:43):
Sometimes people could three things gifted tickets, they could win tickets,
or they prioritize their spending and they're willing to.
Speaker 1 (01:01:49):
Al so we're spend away too much time so that
it doesn't matter. That's awesome, Drake is possible. It's awesome.
Working from homes causing people not to leave home. That's
from a study at the University of College London that
people that were allowed to work remote are now upset
about having to go back to work because they don't
need to go back to work. And so it's also
(01:02:09):
saying people that work from home all the time now
don't get as much done because they're in their comfort zone.
And also they get distracted by things at home. Fully
understand that I don't even I don't like working at
home that much. I like to get into my space here.
It's like a separate space. And we worked remotely for
a bit, and then we fought the pandemic. Every day
we fought it. We drove in, we punched the air,
we blew all the Germans away.
Speaker 3 (01:02:33):
And then being with other people, there's an energy that
happens with that. I think, even depending on what you do,
like I don't like.
Speaker 1 (01:02:41):
I want to put on the goggles. Have you guys
avatars on? We all talk together, and when I'm doing
you just take it off. Okay, let's see anything else.
An airplane pilot leaves the cockpit to help deliver a
baby alot, for sure, but also you can actually leave
because that really but a pilot going up and a
(01:03:02):
pilot coming down is really the two things they have
to do unless something bad happen. It doesn't matter though,
you gotta have someone sitting in that chair. Well what
if a bait? No you don't, but what if a
baby's being born and it's only one pilot? But really,
knowing pilots. Amy's husband pilot, not a commercial pilot, but
really the things they really got to watch when it
goes up and when it lands. Now they need to
be there in case they're up in the air and
like a space ship comes or something.
Speaker 4 (01:03:22):
Yeah, or like the radar guys, like there's a plane
coming your way, you might want to go down and altitude.
Speaker 1 (01:03:26):
No. Sorry, delivering a baby. You can't hear you, but
I think you delivered the baby. Doesn't the baby just
come out? Dude, I've never seen one.
Speaker 2 (01:03:32):
Lunchbox said he'd help me a post office and I held.
Speaker 1 (01:03:38):
A pilot. I'm sure there was a co pilot. By
the way, a pilot is adding another title to his name.
He helped deliver a newborn baby in the air. That's crazy.
He was flying and an emergency happened. He was piloting
the plane. He left the cockpit. But also you could
probably like a flight attendant go up there and sit
there or something.
Speaker 3 (01:03:54):
Yeah, and like yeah, you hear anything important, you yell back.
Speaker 2 (01:03:58):
He started doing barrel rolls because the flight time I
was like, this is awesome.
Speaker 1 (01:04:02):
All right, there you go.
Speaker 2 (01:04:03):
That's the news.
Speaker 1 (01:04:04):
Bobby's story. There is a brand new episode of Too
Much Access with the Auburn basketball team. You can go
to too Much Access dot com or go to my Instagram.
Mister Bobby Bones, we went and hung out with Coach Pearl.
He led Eddie in a funny way. He was like,
you coach a little bit, Eddie, you coach your kid.
He's like yeah, and he goes, you don't know crap. Hilarious,
mister Bobby Bones. Or go to too Much Access dot
(01:04:25):
com Jenny Broom Coach Pearl, Too Much Access. It is
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questions comments eight seven seven seventy seven Bobby A man
impersonates a police officer to help his sister cheat on
an exam. See that's love. First of all, it's love.
Second of if you get caught, it's stupid, that's love.
I gotta hear this story. Yeah, a god was arrested
(01:04:47):
for ing a police uniform and impersonating a police officer
to help his sister cheat on her standard eyes exam.
So this is one of those Act SAT two tests.
And so oh he's twenty four. He as a police
officer uniform that's not his apparently, and he went in
(01:05:08):
and he planned to infiltrate, infiltrate the examination center to supervise,
to make sure that the students were up to no good.
And they caught him and they were like, bro, what's up.
It's like, I'm just here to supervised. Well, the cops
don't usually supervised. I picturely with like a fake mustache, like, oh,
officer flipping his baton. Yeah, what was he going to do?
(01:05:28):
Walk by her?
Speaker 2 (01:05:29):
Yes, they found a bunch of cheat sheets.
Speaker 1 (01:05:31):
Oh, they checked his pockets when they once they realized
who it was, they found a bunch of cheap sheets
in his pockets. Wow, Like that's love for your sister. Yeah,
you can't do that. Unfair, but that's love to put
on a police uniform and have cheat sheets. Who's going
to jail?
Speaker 2 (01:05:46):
Right, Like I can't do that, you know, I don't
know if jail, Oh that part's bad.
Speaker 1 (01:05:51):
Yeh, he'll get a ticket service, I think. Listen, jails
are overcrowded anyway, right, but he'll he'll get in trouble.
Speaker 3 (01:05:59):
But having time for that, I guess you'll also get
looked into. Like where else do you use this uniform?
Speaker 1 (01:06:05):
Because galloween man, Yeah, I know, I just wonder how
ridiculous uniform was. Experts give perfect relationship timelines, meaning if
you're in a relationship, this is when it all should happened.
So I won't say what they say. I'll see what
you say. First.
Speaker 2 (01:06:23):
How many dates until.
Speaker 1 (01:06:23):
You hook up? One?
Speaker 2 (01:06:26):
Or two?
Speaker 3 (01:06:26):
Like what hookup mean?
Speaker 1 (01:06:28):
There's a lot of different terms, ye, a lot of
different terms for doing it or making out or I
just say hooking up. I think hooking up could be
anything more than just making out, like body on body,
but it doesn't have to be naked. Oh two, you
can't anymore.
Speaker 2 (01:06:46):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:06:46):
Three, three, five dates?
Speaker 3 (01:06:48):
Morgan, I would say at least five.
Speaker 9 (01:06:50):
Around a twistery hey, easy fun?
Speaker 1 (01:06:54):
Five dates is what they say. Yeah, yeah, he twisted,
all right, all right? Next up? How many weeks until
you talk about politics and religion when dating someone? Oh?
Speaker 3 (01:07:06):
Wow, that's one?
Speaker 1 (01:07:08):
Two?
Speaker 9 (01:07:10):
Yeah at the beginning, one week after the first day
I bring it up, I'd say three weeks, second.
Speaker 1 (01:07:16):
Day, so two week hook up? Yeah, then you got
to find out, like, okay, where are you standing?
Speaker 7 (01:07:21):
I feel like three weeks you've invested a lot of
time about something that could really rip you apart.
Speaker 1 (01:07:25):
I also feel yeah, me too. Now I feel like
you could go look at their Instagram and kind of
see if they match what you are. Then you have
that initial like feel out conversation. This says five weeks,
but I say fay first into the first day you
can start feeling out a little bit because you need
to know that because if you're just not compatible in
that space at all, it's hard for that relationship to
(01:07:46):
happen and like develop.
Speaker 5 (01:07:48):
Yeah, she's like leaving your house back. Oh, by the
before you go, who are you voting for in this
coming election?
Speaker 1 (01:07:52):
But I think you can tell that way earlier, or
at least you can soft BALLI question out there. How
long until the friend girlfriend title is used when you
date someone? Morgan?
Speaker 9 (01:08:03):
Oh, I mean I've had it happen anywhere between one
month and two months, like.
Speaker 1 (01:08:09):
So then we'll go with six weeks for you. It's
if you're like between one and two six weeks, yeah,
Amy month, Eddie three months, three months, Lunchbox a month
and a half, eight weeks. Oh man, just killing this one.
This is kind of old school stuff though this question
(01:08:30):
is weird. Eight weeks that is months. But I think
I got the closest Morgan got six weeks okay, okay
to disclose the past criminal record? How long? Oh?
Speaker 2 (01:08:42):
Like you have to come out with it.
Speaker 1 (01:08:44):
But how about criminals? We're talking in armed robbery. Are
we talking where a police uniform to get your sister
to take.
Speaker 3 (01:08:49):
A test can come up way later? No, no police
uniform to get your sister out of a testing.
Speaker 2 (01:08:56):
That's like like vandalism. Or they had publican talks.
Speaker 1 (01:09:01):
Oh, publican talks. You don't who cares, right, but something
like that.
Speaker 2 (01:09:05):
It's not like you're on the sex registry media.
Speaker 1 (01:09:10):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 9 (01:09:12):
Sometimes I joke on the first day, I'm like, you
ever been arrested? And I try and like just gently
pull it out on the first date.
Speaker 3 (01:09:17):
Has anyone ever said yes?
Speaker 9 (01:09:19):
Yeah, some have been like I was public and talk
like nothing crazy, you know.
Speaker 7 (01:09:23):
Not murder.
Speaker 2 (01:09:24):
You think she's pulling those dudes of publican talks.
Speaker 1 (01:09:28):
Go hard. She's definitely good publicans those guys. Two months
to disclose the past criminal record? Oh wow?
Speaker 2 (01:09:35):
How about talking about.
Speaker 3 (01:09:36):
Children first, whether you want them or you have them.
Speaker 2 (01:09:41):
I don't think it's about let's have a kid.
Speaker 1 (01:09:43):
I think it's like talking about what you want, what
goals are with kids. Okay, like a little more, a
little deeper than do you want to have kids eventually?
Speaker 3 (01:09:50):
But when you become boyfriend girlfriend?
Speaker 1 (01:09:53):
So two months, yeah, Morgan.
Speaker 9 (01:09:55):
No second date because years would be different.
Speaker 1 (01:09:57):
I want Morgan, third date. This is three and a
half months.
Speaker 3 (01:10:00):
Oh yeah, that's stupid. So you're already dating and.
Speaker 2 (01:10:02):
Then before planning a trip, a long distance trip together.
Speaker 1 (01:10:07):
Oh you can do that right away, because then you
find out if you like them or not. One month,
one day, and then you hook up. You hook up
and then like see if you're compatible and get out.
Speaker 3 (01:10:16):
Same thing when you're official.
Speaker 1 (01:10:17):
So when you're your criminal record, you just go four months,
they say, oh four months s WNS Digital News Service,
it's a long one. I my body is killing me today.
Yesterday we did this show. We flew to still Water, Oklahoma.
We worked out with a softball team. We then went
and I played pickleball and we went to the batting
cage with a former major league player, and then we
(01:10:39):
went and worked up with the baseball team.
Speaker 2 (01:10:41):
And I just my body hurts so bad. I forget
that I'm getting older. Like my ankle hurts, it's my
shoulder hurts.
Speaker 1 (01:10:49):
Your back was hurting everything hurts.
Speaker 3 (01:10:51):
Today, So how long are you going to keep this up?
Speaker 1 (01:10:52):
Forever? Until I die on the court or filled well
or diamond athletes hurt? We just got It's part of
our life. But I hurt so bad and I can't
really go in and tell my wife that I'm hurting.
Last night, I was limping because my ankle was killing me.
Oh yeah, when I last saw you, you were limping.
So what did you do when you get in the house.
Tried not to limp, but she goes, are you limping?
And I was like, no, you talking about And I
(01:11:13):
turned the lights out because we didn't get into late.
I turned the lights out before I even walked in
the room to try to hurt it. Not see me
when I was limping it. But we're like twelve and
Eddie yesterday we have these gold whistle chains that we
have and I was like, Eddie, don't wear this to
go out and play ball. He goes, No major League
Baseball players do, I said, but this is like a goal.
He broke it as soon as he gets out there. Yeah,
I slid it. So yeah, well, no need to wear
(01:11:36):
are you Vladimir Gurero?
Speaker 4 (01:11:37):
No, but man's they do sometimes like what was one
of the one like one guy slid at second and
all his diamonds went everywhere.
Speaker 1 (01:11:43):
That was cool. I was like, don't worry your chain
the bottom for twenty five whistles gold whistles with a
gold chain as a thank.
Speaker 2 (01:11:49):
You season two.
Speaker 3 (01:11:50):
Yeah, but why are you wearing it right now?
Speaker 1 (01:11:52):
I like it. We wear it all the time. Anytime
anybody call it foul somebody, I go foul amy. He
took that into a game, I am I.
Speaker 3 (01:12:00):
Know, I know you tucked it under his shirt and
then folding out.
Speaker 1 (01:12:04):
For saying that me. Yep, I can say anything. I
didn't like it. I like your tone. What but I
just like it because I don't know. It's cool you
have a name on it.
Speaker 3 (01:12:12):
Yeah, so we are.
Speaker 1 (01:12:16):
Hurting.
Speaker 2 (01:12:17):
Yeah today, I'm hurting today.
Speaker 1 (01:12:19):
It's hard to, you know, feel bad for me because
I know to do it. I know that's watch her
to hide my lamp.
Speaker 3 (01:12:23):
Yeah, this is like what y'all are choosing to do
all the time.
Speaker 2 (01:12:27):
We had the greatest time.
Speaker 1 (01:12:28):
It's great. I have a private show tonight, like a
private comedy show tonight. I get a fly over to Arkansas,
do like an hour set for this private event. And
I'm gonna be limping.
Speaker 3 (01:12:37):
We'll make it part of your thing.
Speaker 2 (01:12:39):
Okay, how would I do that?
Speaker 3 (01:12:40):
Well, I don't know. Surely you're going to work in
some jokes about how you're just like.
Speaker 1 (01:12:43):
Tell me, tell me a joke.
Speaker 3 (01:12:44):
I can work again, No phone funny at all, but
like you can. Just who are you speaking to? Like,
what's their thing?
Speaker 1 (01:12:52):
A group of people? I got it.
Speaker 4 (01:12:54):
You're telling the you gotta do the I just flew
in and boy, my arms are tired, and you're like, no, really, no, really,
my arms are tired.
Speaker 2 (01:13:02):
No, my leg's broken.
Speaker 3 (01:13:03):
Yes, I wouldn't recommend that.
Speaker 7 (01:13:05):
But something about how you know this is what you're
doing to I don't know, fill some void or stay young?
Speaker 1 (01:13:15):
Not very funny. I mean it's like you're taking a
shot for better help guys. Okay, thank you all, shout
out everybody and still water. Great day, great are getting were.
Speaker 3 (01:13:25):
Your whistle on stage tonight?
Speaker 2 (01:13:27):
Okay, foul for being a jerk?
Speaker 1 (01:13:29):
Three more fouls out of the game? Wow, that is legit.
Question out of the game with three more fouls? All right,
thank you. I know this is gonna be a bit dramatic,
so bear with me. We talked on Friday's show. Around
this time, Morgan was interviewed by a Voyager magazine about
inspiring stories. Lunchbox got a little offended. No, I wasn't
(01:13:50):
offended well then, but you started attacking her. I just
don't understand what's inspirational about her story. Like I I
went and read some of the people's things, and they
like created businesses and they and it doesn't always have
to be a professional regardless, not there not. And what
we're gonna let him do is read her story when
it comes out. He can't add to it with words.
(01:14:10):
He can use tone, but it's not out yet, however,
something I wanted to wait. Mike de has also been
interviewed too, at one point by the Voyager.
Speaker 3 (01:14:20):
Oh oh, Nationale Voyager hit him up too.
Speaker 5 (01:14:23):
Hey, so they're not interviewing stars, they're interviewing people that
are behind the scenes, that are.
Speaker 1 (01:14:28):
Like Mike d has Mike movie, Mike podcast is killing. Okay,
that's fine, Mike, will you come to the microphone please?
How this has been I remember this now, it's been
a while ago. A couple of years ago, they reached
out to me and what was your story about about
being a first generation American about how I lost one
hundred pounds and then how I met you. Okay's spine,
(01:14:50):
That's that's more inspirational than Morgan's. I mean he has
morgan story. Yet her story is he grew up in
Wichita with a great vailable and.
Speaker 9 (01:15:00):
And I graduated high school.
Speaker 1 (01:15:01):
I mean geez, I mean, wow, what.
Speaker 5 (01:15:06):
Mike actually has a story being a first generation American
losing over one hundred pads.
Speaker 1 (01:15:12):
That's a story that's actually also has a story. Everybody
has stories. What is your story, though, lunch much? Really,
what is your inspirational story? Not prom king? He grew
up in Austin, Texas with a great family.
Speaker 3 (01:15:23):
What what adversity?
Speaker 1 (01:15:25):
What adversity? No one but my teachers didn't believe in me.
That my teachers didn't got to be anything.
Speaker 3 (01:15:30):
That's hard.
Speaker 1 (01:15:31):
I mean they told me that I wouldn't make amount anything.
Speaker 2 (01:15:33):
But but were you trying to amount to anything?
Speaker 1 (01:15:36):
No, No, it's gonna be in the real world. I
didn't really like.
Speaker 5 (01:15:40):
I wasn't there to amount to anything. I was there
to be entertaining and have fun like that's what school was.
I wasn't there to do their.
Speaker 1 (01:15:48):
Work trying hard and they're like you're never gonna make it.
That's different than if you were like this all sucks
and I'm not trying, and they're like you aren't trying.
They were speaking the truth and they would just say
what they say. I mean, doctor, doctor Evans, my freakout teacher.
I didn't even take them.
Speaker 5 (01:16:01):
I wrote my name on the final went up and said,
hey man, it's been a pleasure, and didn't even fill
out one question.
Speaker 2 (01:16:06):
But you see, that would be why they would go, well, lunchbox,
and this is.
Speaker 1 (01:16:09):
What he said.
Speaker 5 (01:16:10):
Boy, He said, I would love to be a fly
on the wall in your first college classroom, like and
like I was going to be so overwhelmed, like I
couldn't handle myself.
Speaker 1 (01:16:19):
Did you take your to pume back to him and
be like here you go, buddy? Was a poem? Yeah, yeah, something,
But I have no idea, Like I don't even know
doctor Evans. He was kind of older. But and I
also thought it might be dead. You might be insulting
a dead man.
Speaker 5 (01:16:33):
But I also used to think, dude, if you think
you are such hot crap, why aren't you teaching at
college doctor Evans?
Speaker 1 (01:16:39):
Like what are we doing? Are you attacking him now?
Oh boy, because I always I always didn't like him.
I thought he was gonna have a jerk. But he
might be dead. He might be right now he's dead.
So oh yeah, back back to Mike. You want to
talk to about no, no, no, what but Morgan's when
it when the interview comes out, we'll let you read it.
Since you're such a hater. There's no hat.
Speaker 2 (01:16:58):
You just want something about you more than it.
Speaker 7 (01:17:02):
Did.
Speaker 1 (01:17:02):
I not compliment Mike. I said, that's an inspirational story.
Speaker 3 (01:17:06):
You don't know Morgan's story, Well, we will soon because
he's going to read it.
Speaker 2 (01:17:12):
He will, So you don't know her like.
Speaker 1 (01:17:14):
Have you ever sat down over an hour and just
had a long talk dinner learned about her specifically? Yeah?
I do. How so one's about two weeks ago. I
did best bits and we I talked to her on
the air. Yeah yeah, okay. Have you ever personally, with
no microphones, no where, sat with Morgan and just got
to know her in a better way? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (01:17:36):
Once in a while in the classroom when we're taking
a like when during commercials we're grabbing a snack, I
got to talk to her.
Speaker 1 (01:17:41):
What you doing, how's your day?
Speaker 3 (01:17:43):
About your life?
Speaker 1 (01:17:45):
Tell Oh no, you tell me like, this is what
the kids did today? Yeah, I got a lot going on. Man,
what does she do? She goes home to her dog
and cat.
Speaker 2 (01:17:52):
And talks to a good family back in which style.
Speaker 3 (01:17:53):
Exactly we're speaking of.
Speaker 7 (01:17:55):
Her dog is a therapy dog where she takes out
and uses her time to volunteer.
Speaker 1 (01:18:00):
Well, I'm in I've never volunteered. Yeah, exactly, exactly.
Speaker 2 (01:18:04):
Yeah, we want to comparing the two Amy was she
was like no, she was just saying thing, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 1 (01:18:10):
Orga.
Speaker 2 (01:18:10):
When your story comes out, I can't wait to read it.
Speaker 1 (01:18:12):
Thank you, Mike D. Great story. We can link yours
up today and lunchbox. When Morgane comes out, you can
read it as is and then you can give us
your thoughts after it. You just can't manipulate it during it.
I would never manipulate.
Speaker 3 (01:18:26):
Do you know what manipulate means?
Speaker 1 (01:18:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (01:18:29):
Okay, mess with Yes, you're absolutely going to mess with it.
Speaker 1 (01:18:34):
And you're allowing to have tone? Is that? What?
Speaker 3 (01:18:37):
Especially? Tone is manipulation?
Speaker 1 (01:18:39):
Tone's okay. He just can't change the words. Okay, okay,
Well this is a bit I did not expect to
be looking forward to Bobby Bones show Sorry today. This
story comes us from Ireland. A thirty six year old
woman was hurt on the job a couple of years ago.
Said hey, I need to be paid out my back,
my neck. I can't work.
Speaker 5 (01:18:58):
I can't even take out the tracksh I can't play
with my kids. She wanted eight hundred thousand dollars, so
she's been going to court trying to get that workers come.
The only problem is someone posted a.
Speaker 1 (01:19:09):
Picture of her in a Christmas tree throwing competition. She's
in the tree. How ridiculous of a competition to get
into exactly like, I get it. You're changing your tire.
Sometimes it happens. You got a flat and you see
a dude changing his tire in the side of the road.
Someone gets a video. I thought he was hurt. She
gotta change your tire.
Speaker 2 (01:19:27):
You don't have to toss trees. That's hilarious.
Speaker 5 (01:19:30):
And she told the judge, you think I'm having fun there,
I'm in excruciating pain when I'm throwing the tree.
Speaker 3 (01:19:35):
But she signed up for it voluntary.
Speaker 1 (01:19:38):
We don't know that. That's crazy.
Speaker 2 (01:19:40):
Okay, go ahead, I'm much box.
Speaker 1 (01:19:42):
That's your bonehead story of the day. Basically, they believe
that humans twenty five million years ago had little tails
and because we didn't need them evolution, and there's been
a lot of things about humans that have changed internally externally,
but we don't have tails anymo.
Speaker 3 (01:19:59):
Because that way this is going.
Speaker 1 (01:20:01):
Excuse me, I know where it's going. I think Amy
got lost in evolution a tail because her her butt bone,
my tailbone. Yeah, it comes.
Speaker 2 (01:20:11):
What's different?
Speaker 1 (01:20:11):
It's a butt bone? Amy? Sorry, doctor, we're.
Speaker 3 (01:20:15):
Talking about tailbones.
Speaker 7 (01:20:16):
Nobody.
Speaker 3 (01:20:17):
Nobody calls it the butt bone. It's the bottom you do.
Speaker 1 (01:20:20):
And he's a doctor. If you land on your butt
bone that hurts, it's your tailbone. But okay, do you
have a butt or a tail?
Speaker 3 (01:20:28):
I have a tailbone.
Speaker 1 (01:20:30):
Amy has a tail. Okay. It's actually if you want
to be it's called like the coxx if you want
to be serious about it.
Speaker 3 (01:20:35):
Yes, my coxes.
Speaker 1 (01:20:35):
You're right, we want to I talk about it in
the lab like.
Speaker 3 (01:20:39):
I've heard that it is my coxes that is still c.
Speaker 8 (01:20:42):
O C C y X.
Speaker 1 (01:20:44):
So do you think that evolution just lost you? No?
Is it still stick out? When so much scratches your head?
Speaker 2 (01:20:51):
Does it still move?
Speaker 7 (01:20:52):
Doctors have told me that I am normal and I'm
not the only one. Listeners have also reached out that
their tailbone is similar to mine. What if y'all are.
Speaker 5 (01:21:00):
The wait when the one when they reach out to
you guys compare caucases Caucasus.
Speaker 1 (01:21:05):
Is no, you measure your coxes. Yeah, that's the tailbone
and Amy's when she stands up, you can see it
looks like it pokes down to the bottom of her pants.
You can see it wow, and it grows and it
doesn't grow, and she gets excited her it looks like
her butts jiggling.
Speaker 3 (01:21:22):
Here's a here's a fun fact.
Speaker 1 (01:21:24):
I'm like, Amy, you've been a go girl today.
Speaker 7 (01:21:26):
When I'm out of alignment, my back is out of alignment,
it could stick out. Sometimes it does stick out a
little bit further because I'm twisted a little bit.
Speaker 1 (01:21:35):
Sometimes when I pick up a ball, you'll see it
her tail start to wa she knows I might throw it.
She gets so excited it is. It is interesting and
it's you have a tail.
Speaker 7 (01:21:45):
It's annoying to me, like sometimes sitting for long periods
of time or painful. I can't do the boat pose
at yoga.
Speaker 1 (01:21:50):
Oh no, that's a disney plus. Maybe waiting to happen.
Speaker 3 (01:21:54):
But this is before I knew I was different.
Speaker 7 (01:21:56):
I never talked about it that much with people, and
I always wondered how people could hold boat post so
long in yoga and not be in any kind of pain,
because I would always have to can you.
Speaker 1 (01:22:04):
Imagine this out? All that? All the people would tails?
Speaker 7 (01:22:08):
And then once I realized, I was like, oh cool,
I don't even have to do the boat pos it
yoga anymore.
Speaker 1 (01:22:12):
Like I don't even know what the boat pose is.
Speaker 3 (01:22:13):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (01:22:15):
I imagine it's something on your on your butt bone.
Speaker 7 (01:22:16):
But you're like balancing on your like you like to
call it your butt bone, and then your hands and
your legs are held in the air and you're you're
using your core. And I always felt like, what is wrong?
Because my tailbone was just burting. And so then I
learned too, I could also fold my mat and have
to give me extra cushion.
Speaker 2 (01:22:34):
Favorite songs, shake your telephones?
Speaker 1 (01:22:37):
Yeah, favorite favorite side of the coin tails? Who left
the dogs out? Like that?
Speaker 2 (01:22:41):
One favorite cartoon movie an American tale.
Speaker 3 (01:22:45):
Oh good Ducktails was good to a good cartoon?
Speaker 1 (01:22:48):
Yeah, that's from the New York Post.
Speaker 3 (01:22:50):
I can play along with y'all, I'm I.
Speaker 1 (01:22:53):
When you have to yell, I can play along with
you all. Then you go into a stutter right after.
We're proud of you though. You've really fought adversity your
whole life.
Speaker 2 (01:23:01):
That's awesome.
Speaker 1 (01:23:02):
That's it for now. We'll see tomorrow. Bye, buddy. The morning, Corny,
What do you call.
Speaker 3 (01:23:11):
It when a group of apes start a business?
Speaker 1 (01:23:12):
What do you call it when a group of apes
start a business? Dang?
Speaker 3 (01:23:16):
I want to redo it?
Speaker 1 (01:23:18):
Is it wrong?
Speaker 3 (01:23:19):
Is it wrong? What do you call it when a
group of apes start a company?
Speaker 1 (01:23:23):
Monkey business?
Speaker 3 (01:23:24):
Monkey business? Because you don't want to say business twice?
Speaker 6 (01:23:28):
Right?
Speaker 8 (01:23:28):
Right? Right?
Speaker 2 (01:23:29):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (01:23:30):
Uh stop save that though the morning Corny.
Speaker 3 (01:23:37):
What kind of drink can be bitter and sweet?
Speaker 2 (01:23:40):
What can a drink can be.
Speaker 1 (01:23:41):
Bitter and sweet? Struggle? Oh my god, we do it
again in a row. I don't like that one business.
Just so everybody knows, listen to the podcast so bad.
This is kind of what happens. Sometimes we're recording from
my house and so we're getting ahead of it about
like five minutes, and sometimes this happen. Yeah, it's okay,
(01:24:01):
save this to put it on after the monkey business
one if I don't get it all right. See tomorrow Bye.
Hosts And Creators
Bobby Bones
Amy Brown
Lunchbox
Eddie Garcia
Morgan Huelsman
Raymundo
Mike D
Abby Anderson
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