(Tues Full Show) Bobby Shares Rejected Segments From The Last Month! + Eddie Has An Idea On How To Fix His Teeth + Morgan Had An offer To Be a Sugar Baby!

Find out what the latest rejected segments from the last month are, and who suggested the top three! Then, Eddie had two root canals and needs to get two fillings, but his insurance won't cover it, so he's come up with a cheap idea to fix his teeth... Plus, Morgan had an offer to be a sugar baby, hear if she's going to accept it!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Comet. Welcome to Tuday Show today morning. All right around
the room, let's do the check in. I first met
this guy when he was working for the local news,
and he says, he's in if we do a Bobby
Bone show cruise. I got a little update for you

(00:25):
on my son's birthday party. So last week I said, Oh,
my son's got a birthday party on Sunday. It's the
same time as the Cowboys game. What do I do?

Speaker 2 (00:32):
Right?

Speaker 3 (00:32):
Hey, shout out to show Time Sports the place we
had the party at.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
They knew I was coming. They had a big TV
set up with a game on. Did they know you
were coming?

Speaker 4 (00:41):
For real?

Speaker 1 (00:41):
They knew it was you.

Speaker 5 (00:42):
Nah.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
I was just up there, okay because it was a
big game. Yeah, And so.

Speaker 3 (00:45):
Me and like five other dads we just sat there
and watched the game while the kids just played.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
Did you sit there and only pay attention to the
game or were you able to just look back at
the game while you were paying attention to the kids.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
No?

Speaker 3 (00:56):
No, they had couches set up, so we sat and
watched the game and then during commercial as we go
watch the kids.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
Okay, that's not what I thought you. Thank you for
your honest.

Speaker 3 (01:04):
The kids sometimes would run to the couch and sit
with us for a little bit too.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
It worked out for everyone. It was great. What would
they do when they would sit on the couch, ask
for money or just care? Yeah, I'm glad you got
to watch your game at your kid's birthday? Thank you, guys.
All right, moving on, When Dan and Shay were in
the studio, he can only name one Dan and Shay song.
One of them that he guessed was named me and
Bieber and that one was wrong.

Speaker 4 (01:24):
All right.

Speaker 6 (01:26):
I just want to I mean, I guess it's spill
the tea whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
You want to call it. Amy, who want you want to? Yeah,
go ahead, go ahead, I the t Let's spill the tea. Amy.
Who's the busiest person on this show?

Speaker 7 (01:38):
Bobby?

Speaker 1 (01:39):
Sorry?

Speaker 6 (01:39):
Sorry, Bobby self proclaimed busiest person on the show, Bobby.

Speaker 7 (01:43):
Eddie.

Speaker 6 (01:43):
Yeah, Eddie just swamped all the time, you know what
I mean, never has time to do anything. Oh man,
I'm working so hard. Amy, I'm gonna send you a picture.
And this is what Eddie does at work when we're
all he thinks everyone's gone and he's quote unquote working.
This is what he does. He's on his phone, and
what is he doing. He is facetiming friends.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
That's right. Let me see that picture. Oh yeah, are
you facetiming with someone there? That's right? You know who
that is? Yeah? My business partner. No, it's our friends, see,
and he's also my business for what business chickens?

Speaker 3 (02:13):
We were talking about what kind of smokers we need
to buy our chicken.

Speaker 6 (02:16):
What you were talking about is the Cowboys wins, because
you're both cowboys, and you sat on the phone for
thirty minutes celebrating the Cowboys victory, and it's like.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
So busy. We got time to FaceTime Steve at work
and I would jump in and protect Eddy, but you know,
I'm trying to throw me under the bus. Earlier, well,
when because they were like who's the busiest name, he
goes Bobby. Then you said who's self? Proclaiming you Bobby.
Trying to get it out a little bit.

Speaker 7 (02:38):
Someone also pointed out to me, look, Eddie, I don't
care what you do with your time, but he does
for claim to be busy. And then he also like
talks about how he's like a present dad always tries.

Speaker 8 (02:48):
To do things.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
Now we're with each kid every day.

Speaker 7 (02:51):
Something like he has four kids, and there was something
in a segment. I guess it was yesterday. I don't
know if someone sent a note that was like Eddie
literally said, so I never get to pick my kids
up from school because I'm working out, like he wasn't like,
because he's at work.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
Heard that that's part of my life. We exercise to
do that. I don't want to be on ed try
to throw me under the bus. But you know what
working part of my that's okay.

Speaker 7 (03:17):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
He's just like, oh, but I had good try good,
try those guys. I Eddie's facetimes for a long time,
for like thirty minutes a day. Guys, we're talking about business.
You don't even do chickens anymore. Chickens all right? Anyway,
thank you lunch by Try guys. She needs to be
more careful when reading dms on Instagram. We don't want
her to fall for yet another scam. Here's Amy.

Speaker 7 (03:41):
So I had a water company issue for well much
of this year. My bills were crazy high. Then we
figured out where the leak was. The water company came
out multiple times though, and they couldn't figure out the problem.
So I had to hire an outside company to figure
it out. Anyway, long story short, now that my water
bill is back down to being low, I decided to
read chi out to them to see if there was

(04:01):
anything they could do, like refund wise, because they weren't
able to help me figure it out, I just give
it a shot. I didn't think they for sure owed
me anything. Well may maybe four hundred dollars back. So
moral moral of this story is, hey, just see where
they want to help you out. I mean, I think
they went through like a few different months and decided

(04:21):
to make it right for.

Speaker 1 (04:22):
Certain that somebody going yeah, why not?

Speaker 9 (04:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (04:26):
Why not? I mean, so why not ask? And I
was very very grateful because I spent way more than
that on water because of a pinhole leak, and because
of the months they gave back to me those were
technically married months. So I am going to split.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
Half of my own if you have to.

Speaker 7 (04:43):
I don't have to to say anything, but I guess
I know because I I feel like, if he should
get the two hundred and I'll take the two hundred,
we'll split to four hundred for you, because that seems
what do you what do you know?

Speaker 1 (04:56):
What do you know? He wouldn't no, should bleep this
last part out.

Speaker 7 (05:01):
Well, I'm not worried about it.

Speaker 1 (05:02):
I feel like it's good for you. Then you have integrity.

Speaker 7 (05:04):
I like that if they if they had happened to
choose the months that like because it's fine old.

Speaker 8 (05:09):
Then that'd be different.

Speaker 1 (05:10):
But well, all right, go ahead from Mountain Pine, Arkansas.
He recently cut his hair and he wants us to
notice and stare Bobby, thank.

Speaker 9 (05:17):
You very much.

Speaker 1 (05:18):
Okay, this is what I was alluding to yesterday on
the show. We go to Virginia Beach to do a
show last Friday night, my comedically inspirational tour, and we
probably get in at like two, usually go to sound
check at like three, meet and greet at five. Show.
It just rolls all the way through the night. My
wife and I get into the hotel. We walk in

(05:40):
and I go into the bathroom and there's toilet paper
in there with poopy on it. Wow, the toilet in
the toilet, the bed was made. Oh that means the
maid used the But there's toilet paper with poopy on it.
And I'm like, oh, and I know. I used to
clean like resort condos on my grandma. We would go
and normal humans stand them in their mess ups. I

(06:02):
get it. We walk up and cale and I see
if I'm rinking some weird energy drink and I'm like,
what an empty energy drink can was on the table
under the TV that also was left there. It was
I was between the poopy toilet paper and the toilet
and the big old energy We were grossed that the
whole time you had a squatter, Well so did you.

(06:22):
I didn't. No, you didn't ask for.

Speaker 6 (06:24):
A free room. No, dude, poopy toilet paper is absolutely
valid for free room.

Speaker 1 (06:32):
I didn't want to get anybody in trouble. I didn't
want to get somebody who's true. I was borderline though,
at saying something I didn't because I could flush it
and just throw it away. Sure, but I was bordered.
But we did not. But it was I couldn't stop
thinking about it. Even when I was sleeping. I was like, yeah,
I was like, oh, they poop on the pillow case.
You know, it's just it was gross though, So I

(06:54):
didn't like that, but we used to in DC. The
next night it was super clean. Oh good, what that
makes up for it? Well, that's normal. Let's open up
the mail bags family mail and reading all the air.
Get something we call Bobby's mail bag. Yeah, hello, Bobby Bones.
I found out the other day that someone I know
baby trapped her boyfriend after he told her he never

(07:16):
wanted to have kids. I know this because he's good
friends with my husband. She wanted to get married and
have kids, so she stopped taking her birth control pills
and got pregnant. He doesn't know any of this information yet,
and if I had to guess, he's going to be furious.
They've only been dating three months. Does he have a
right to know? Should I see if my husband can
talk to him about it? Or is this something he
needs to find out on his own. Signed discovered a

(07:36):
baby trap, So she is not pregnant yet? Then right,
according to this, she's not pregnant yet or she has
practiced that pregnant. If you baby trapped, that means you
I don't hear that she's pregnant. She has got pregnant.
She wanted to give me and got pregnant. Dang, I
thought she was just like in the process. But how

(07:58):
you can't prove you can't prove that she did that. Oh,
there's no conversation, no text. If you don't have food. Also,
what's the benefit. Let's just do this. Let's say you
go and you're like, hey, man, this is what she did.
First of all, you can't prove it, it's all here say.
And then two, let's say she did do it. What
good is it doing to tell him that while she's

(08:19):
pregnant and he's about to have a baby. What good
does it do? None? It doesn't. It really doesn't do
any good. I think it's kind of one of those
awkward chili situations where you kind of want to get
in that chili, but don't keep your spoon out because
you don't even know if it's true for sure. You're
hearing it hearsay, and we love running our mouth when
we hear something. Yeah, but it's just it's so much

(08:41):
here say. And there also is no benefit to this,
because I was thinking, if she's not pregnant, I would
go tell, I would go give a heads out.

Speaker 3 (08:46):
Does it matter if he's going to stick around or not? Like,
is he going to stay in the relationship.

Speaker 1 (08:51):
I would imagine he is because she wanted to get
married and have kids, And just I mean, how long
are you with your your ex husband before you got married?
Six until you got engaged three. I'm just throwing that
out there.

Speaker 2 (09:07):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (09:07):
Wow.

Speaker 7 (09:08):
I wasn't trying to baby trap him.

Speaker 1 (09:09):
No, I know. I'm just saying some people, everybody has
a different timeline. We should't really just sign ourselves at
the timeline thinks.

Speaker 7 (09:14):
Yeah, I guess right. I just thought it is a
little quick to baby trap.

Speaker 1 (09:19):
Does he have a right to know? The question is
does he have a right job? But it's not your job.
Not your job. And you heard it, you heard it.
You don't know it, so you chili, Yeah, stay out
of it, far far away. Yeah, not your cervice. Leave
it alone. Stay out of it. Mm hm. That's tough though.
Thank you for the email, but just stay out of it.

(09:39):
There you go. That's that's it. Close it up. We
got your email and we read it on your Now
let's find the cloth.

Speaker 10 (09:47):
Bobby fail dig.

Speaker 1 (09:48):
Yeam her very own Abby is in studio, her artist
name Abby Lee. And with that song, hey, they're hometown
that's been blowing up the char Wichita, You'll always be
He saw big article on the paper written about you. Yeah,
Wichita Eagle headline. Bobby Bones helps witchtel native lunch singing

(10:13):
career and her new song about Wichita.

Speaker 6 (10:15):
She doesn't have a singing career. That is a false advertisement. Like, guys,
oh my.

Speaker 1 (10:20):
God, have you ever been paid to sing?

Speaker 5 (10:21):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (10:22):
Absolutely, that's a career. So they talk about this songs
about wichital generally the Wichita Lineman.

Speaker 3 (10:28):
There's oh oh, they've added it to the list of
an even seven nation army.

Speaker 1 (10:34):
I'm going to Wichita. Yeah. So, and then how'd you
feel about that article? Get ready?

Speaker 8 (10:40):
Awesome?

Speaker 10 (10:41):
I mean I grew up with that newspaper in my house.

Speaker 9 (10:43):
What that's crazy.

Speaker 1 (10:45):
Since debuting the song on the show I'm Performing in
front of the Orphum crowds in August, Abby le Anderson
has been in studio to record an official version. The
full lyrics are below. It started streaming on all major
music platforms on Thursday, and then not only that, Abby's
song was in the top one hundred on iTunes. It's
like sixty something wild. Wow, sounds like a career to me. Yeah,

(11:07):
that's what a career is, lunchbox, What do you think
about her song making top like sixty on iTunes? I
just don't believe it. What do you mean? No, I
have to check it.

Speaker 6 (11:15):
I have a picture of it. You great, Any song
can make top fifty sixty. That's not true. That also
is not true. But you have to admit the songs good. Yeah,
the guys that wrote it were amazing. It's my story,
did not guys.

Speaker 1 (11:29):
But you don't know this. I know it.

Speaker 6 (11:30):
Okay, I'm very pabby. How many how many lines did
you write?

Speaker 1 (11:35):
That's not how songwriting how works. Don't change the questions.
But that's not how songwriting works. Okay, So what is
it if Abby goes, Okay, this is where I'm from,
this is what I wanna do, and I want to
express it this way, and someone goes, what if we
say it like this year's Oh yeah, I like that.
But what if we then all of a sudden nobody
wrote one whole line, but you all collectively came together
and did a line or three lines?

Speaker 6 (11:55):
Or if I had to guess, if I if I'm
just gonna guess, Okay, let me just guess.

Speaker 1 (11:59):
What do we do? Hypothesis here?

Speaker 5 (12:01):
No?

Speaker 1 (12:01):
No, today, this is not your time of hypotheticals. No, no,
I'm doing my hypothesis.

Speaker 6 (12:06):
That's my it's I believe my theory, and then at
the end I may be proven right or wrong.

Speaker 1 (12:11):
What is that called the science project.

Speaker 6 (12:12):
You know, I'm talking about the research when you have
the molder thing, my hypothesis, Abby said on from Wichitaal,
I'm going to sing a song in Wichita. And then
they took that and ran with it and then ads like,
I'm a writer.

Speaker 1 (12:24):
Abby, how did it go?

Speaker 10 (12:27):
I mean, so I came in with like line by line,
kind of wanted not line by line, but.

Speaker 1 (12:32):
So you wrote.

Speaker 10 (12:34):
I wanted to start out like my childhood and how
I started out in Wichita. Yes, and then now here
I am. I always wanted to sing. Now here I
am actually singing what I'm doing now, which I say,
I love my job now. So it was like an
actual story like I was on I remember Wichita, like
the playground and then being a football game about.

Speaker 1 (12:52):
Whoa you come up with that? That was collected? So
thank you. There you go, but that's not that's not
a win.

Speaker 6 (13:03):
No, no, no, okay, So which line? Just tell me something
you came up with?

Speaker 5 (13:07):
I don't.

Speaker 10 (13:07):
I just told you the playground, the whole structure of
the song.

Speaker 7 (13:12):
Basically, yes, the whole story of it.

Speaker 1 (13:14):
Well, congratulations, because I saw you talking to Alexa and
you were like play and then it played the cool
and then it was top sixty on iTunes and then
you got this article written about you. Yeah, So what's
best case scenario in your mind from all this.

Speaker 10 (13:31):
That I did something that I've always wanted to but
I've been holding back. I mean, I've been here ten
years and I was like, oh, I can't do that.
It's impossible. No one's going to take me seriously. And
then you get out there and you actually do it
and it happens, and I'm like, Okay, now it's it's
limitless what I do.

Speaker 1 (13:45):
So there's a limit in your mind, though, what's the
best case scenario that could happen from you put in
the song out?

Speaker 9 (13:50):
From this?

Speaker 10 (13:51):
Well, I would just say me growing as like an
artist and getting more songs out, like I want to
do an EP, That's what I want to do. Like
I think more like personal is what would be the
best for me?

Speaker 1 (14:02):
And what's the worst case scenario?

Speaker 7 (14:05):
The worst case?

Speaker 8 (14:06):
I don't think there's a worst case.

Speaker 1 (14:08):
It's awesome. Let's go. So her name is Abby Lee Anderson.
If you look her up and you stream her, l
E I G. Eight and I hope people stream you
sight this song? What we played the hook again? Ray
you'll always be home. Well, what about like strike while

(14:29):
the iron's hot? You know theory? Okay, true, you don't
toy Jonas brother's starting tomorrow, go like you've got to
go now right, No, I don't think so. Where the
career like it's taking off.

Speaker 6 (14:40):
When Bobby says it's limitless, he's being.

Speaker 1 (14:42):
I didn't say limitless, she did.

Speaker 6 (14:44):
Yeah, he's letting you, but him right there is letting
her know. Let's let's not get out of control with you.

Speaker 1 (14:49):
You know it's it's me going that's awesome. Let's keep
building on it while you're also still doing this. Yes,
and if you ever say, hey, I really want to
go out and take this out, I will you have
my blessing to go and do whatever you want to do.

Speaker 10 (14:59):
Like if someone and asked me to go on to
her be a background vocalist, you know, to Harmonie, you.

Speaker 1 (15:03):
Wouldn't want to be a background vocalist. I'd struggle with
that now. But if you they like Abby should come open,
I'd be like, Abby, you go do that, but don't
wait to wait.

Speaker 7 (15:11):
You struggle with her, like if she got asked you.

Speaker 1 (15:13):
That, yes, she shouldn't be a backgroundvocalist, that's that's a
whole different thing than what the background. Yes, until she
wanted to be an artist, and then she was like,
I have to be an artist and struggle that way.
You could be a background vocalist five years ago. And
it's a really hard thing to do it. But that's
what they do. That's what they want to do. That's
what how they That's a very hard thing to do,
but that's their direction. You are a star.

Speaker 7 (15:36):
I just don't get my lunchbox.

Speaker 10 (15:37):
Can't be happy, like for once, just once, you say
you're my friend, but you're not.

Speaker 1 (15:43):
Amen. What do you mean I got you a singing gig?
I mean I got you a job, but you also
made fun of her and put up for a bunch
of gigs that are making fun of her.

Speaker 6 (15:49):
Yeah, and guess what, Without me, she would not be
where she is today. Is that true or not true?

Speaker 1 (15:53):
That's not true? Really, if I didn't make fun of
her singing, you wouldn't give her all these chances. Oh
so you're doing it on perfect. You've been doing her
a favor.

Speaker 6 (16:03):
She needed vocal lessons. She wouldn't have got vocal lessons
because she thought her nasaly voice sounded good.

Speaker 1 (16:07):
Is he the reason that you've started to have some success.

Speaker 10 (16:10):
Yes, you know, in the past there have been haters
and I let them stop me. But now I'm like,
I'm gonna let it like fel feel fire right, but.

Speaker 1 (16:19):
Prove that people right to believe in you instead of
worrying about proving people wrong.

Speaker 10 (16:21):
But don't I know it's true. So yeah, thank you
to everybody that does believe.

Speaker 1 (16:25):
Let's play.

Speaker 6 (16:26):
Let's play a song now. Yes, this is a national show.
We can't be playing these goofy songs.

Speaker 7 (16:31):
Not goofy. It's so really good, admitted. The song is
good because you said.

Speaker 1 (16:35):
The song profession.

Speaker 11 (16:37):
You heard it.

Speaker 1 (16:37):
You thought faith that was singing it. No, I did not.
That's what I remember. This is Hey, their hometown from
our very own Abby Lee Anderson. Hey, their hometown. It's
time for the good news, Bobby. Her name was Susan Guffy.
She passed away last year, but she went to Highland

(16:58):
Park and Topeka and so with that when she died,
she left the five million bucks. Wow, it's a lot
of money. That's crazy. What about her family? Was like, hello,
what about us? Hello? But the principal says, you know what,
I met her over a decade ago, and she always
was involved with helping the school. And so although that's
a lot of money, it wasn't like a crazy surprise.

(17:22):
But he told her they had a shortage of books,
and the next week back then, they looked and all
of a sudden, these books were donated. So over the years,
even somewhat anonymously, she just kept helping the school. But
again when she passed away, she left five million dollars.
There was a lady she pushed a cart around near
Mountain Pine like I think they called her the bag

(17:44):
lady cause she always had bags, bags of start, yes,
full of she had bags. She'd just fill it with
random crap. And everybody knew where she loved, right on
the side of the road. And all these bags were
stacked up outside of her house and it was kind
of dirty, but everybodyknew where was the bag lady. Everybody
took care of her if she needed it, but she
didn't need much. She kept to herself. And when she died,

(18:05):
she left this a couple of organizations. The church is
like two million dollars. She had money. That's crazy, I
know it's crazy. Anyway, big shout out Susan Guffy you
may not be here. Maybe you're listening from heaven. Maybe
do what if we're on Heaven's ready? I think we are.
Check the website right now. We're the one that featured
dot com. All right, awesome, that's what it's all about.

(18:27):
That was telling me something good. This is rejected segments
where we talked about segments that we're never gonna make
the air, except they so we're never gonna make the
air that they make the air. Rejected segments the top
five rejected segments in the past thirty days. These are
all ideas that you guys have sent in. I like

(18:47):
to free you Amy. You have no rejected segments that
were so bad that you made. Nice job? Maybe nice job.

Speaker 7 (18:54):
I feel like they still make it through this, so
sometimes they get bummed, but I don't have anything a
part of it because it's like.

Speaker 1 (19:00):
Well, they have to be so bad to make it
through this, you know.

Speaker 7 (19:02):
But this makes me want to submit such bad things.

Speaker 1 (19:05):
We don't know, you guys know. The only one who
really tries to go super creative is Mike d and
he puts out some really crazy, weird ones just to go,
let's just see if this were.

Speaker 3 (19:14):
Oh, you're saying me and lunchbots just do regular.

Speaker 1 (19:17):
Suff yeah sometimes. Yeah. Number five was just Mike de
suggesting the ear piercing punishment. We simply play a game
where the loser must go to Claire's and get their
ear piers No. Oh no, no, thank thank goodness. That's
a rejected second. It's like I'd like to get an earpaer.
I like the bunny. Please done that whole stay there forever.
I think it grows back. Oh yeah, unless you wreck

(19:39):
rip it out like he did. All right. Next one,
number four simply because it was so boring and we
never would have talked about it. Eddie submitted, I have
a hard time deleting emails. Wow, this is guy.

Speaker 3 (19:52):
This is important because like I have, let me see
how many emails I have unread? Dude, the number is crazy,
ten thousand, eight and nine unread email.

Speaker 1 (20:01):
Why don't you delete them?

Speaker 3 (20:02):
Well, because my email said you are running out of space,
so I was like, I'm gonna have to delete some emails.
But literally, if there has any kind of information on it,
I have a.

Speaker 1 (20:11):
Hard time to leading it. So you're hoarding. Uh yeah,
it's so hard for me to get rid of emails.
Oh my gosh, okay, that one. There's no way we
would ever do that. Here we go, next one, number three,
In a first for rejected segments ever in the history
of rejected segments, the top three are all held by
one person, Ray Mundo. Oh no, good, so I didn't

(20:35):
have it either. I did a good job this month.
You did your job, Raymundo. He said he had a
Jennifer Lopez story that's an exclusive. Here we go if
we want it for sure, clickbait, Ray go ahead, Ray No.
I was talking to this dude at the ba in
the Bahamas at a pool, and he used to work security,
and he said, this is just interesting. Why j Loo

(20:55):
is j Lo? He said, she loves to gamble. She's
actually almost a little bit obsessed with it. So she
would go to a casino I believe it was in
Atlantic City and rent the thing out so it's just
her and her friends, thirty people partying, but she would
have them lower all the table limits to one dollar
because she hates losing money but loves to gamble. I'm like, well,
that's why she's one of the richest people in the world.
She's smart with her money. But she did she runted

(21:18):
out the whole casino. So they made enough money. That's expensive.
ID no way to actually verify this except ra he was
sitting at the pool with the guy who played he
used to be something in the Bahamas? Right, How do
you know he was even telling the truth?

Speaker 11 (21:30):
He was.

Speaker 1 (21:30):
I mean, he was a police officer for thirty six years,
see in a badge or anything. I didn't ask for it.

Speaker 7 (21:36):
I mean, this is quite the weird story to fabricat.

Speaker 1 (21:38):
Yeah, and just to like throw it out there to
somebody who've never met, right, Yeah, So this was just
unverified t gossip. And that's one of three. That's three
and number two and number one, I lol, especially when
I put them by each other. All right, let's go
number two. So and number two. Raymundo wanted to go
around the room. He said, let's go round there and
recommend a friend of ours who does music. And so

(21:59):
this was him wanting to come on the air and
just I don't know, shout out one of his buddes,
Eric was it Eric Dodd? No, it's not Eric Dodd.
I have other music buddies. So it was him suggesting
that it would be a segment. But he had somebody
who really wanted to promote. It was like the time
Lunchbox wanted to do carpool karaoke, but really he just
wanted to ride to work, right, Yeah, that would be fun,
Like Ray, I think Ray was like, I'll talk about
you on the show. So he submits this segment, right,

(22:20):
And so we didn't do it because we're not gonna
go around and be like, I got a friend who's
in music and play just kind of a weird set. Yeah,
I don't really have any musician friends. So about who
was it? Ray Dan Smalley? Okay, And did you tell
him there was a chance he'd get on the air. No,
I just came up with the idea because he sent
me a song and I was like, that's actually kind
of dang good. So and it rolls into because and

(22:42):
we didn't do this. Can we hear the song? Not yet?
It rolls into number one because we did not do
number two, and then like a week and a half later,
number one comes in. Here we go number one. When
was the last time you heard a song that literally
made you slap your knee and guess what it was?
Eric or whatever he's trying. He tried twice to get

(23:02):
his buddy on the air.

Speaker 8 (23:03):
Okay, yeah, your knee.

Speaker 1 (23:05):
So there was something exchanged then an there's not. I
like the song. Something happened because he fought for it twice. Yeah, yep, yep,
so Ray, what's his name? Dan Smalley? S M A
S M A L L E. Y. Our wives used
to work together, okay, and your wives they don't anymore. Yeah,
they both took different jobs. And what kind of artist

(23:28):
is he? A country? Okay? And would you happen to
have a song by by some chance? I do? Okay?
It makes you slap your knee. Yeah, and the songs
are reloaded, yes, in the appropriate place? Correct? Yeah, yeah,
we figured. Okay, here's dance. What's it called? This is
called born and raised on the bayou? Let's see here
we go.

Speaker 12 (23:48):
Crap is pop talking fingers like bone and raised on
the big Watch a little bool frog coming, datty sweet
apple moushine, come in, beat us and the dogs in
the back yard running, don't read, don't buy.

Speaker 1 (24:01):
You cage sounds good, kind of swarm me cage and
buy it. But it's oh, I like this too, you guys,

(24:21):
hear that nack my knee on that one. It's good.
It's just Ray was like, trying to strategically get this
in twice. So I admire it. Yeah, the dance Molly
born On it works. It's gone born on the by
the by. Do you feel good now? I like the song?

(24:42):
So now you keep your money he gave you or
whatever the beers that you get you. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (24:46):
No.

Speaker 1 (24:46):
If I like something, I try to bring into the show,
but you'd like try to cheat it in twice, just
because literally one day I was like, dang, I almost
slapped my knee just listening to this song. What're you
gonna say?

Speaker 6 (24:55):
I mean off this song? I mean, Ray may be
in something on to the j Lo thing put j
Loo's mom want a bunch of slam machine at an
Atlantic City casino dollar slot.

Speaker 1 (25:04):
But she won like his millions.

Speaker 6 (25:05):
Yes, that's what I'm saying. He said, she rented it out.
Everything was a dollar her mom at the Atlantic City
casino dollar slots.

Speaker 1 (25:13):
Interesting, Ray was onto something. Well, Ray, thank you for
suggesting all those segments. Yes, and shout out to Dan Smalley,
our boy, my knee, man, slap my knee. All right,
here's the game we're gonna play next. I'm gonna play
you a nine one one call, and you tell me
why they called nine one one?

Speaker 5 (25:31):
Who?

Speaker 1 (25:33):
For example, would you play the clip there.

Speaker 13 (25:37):
One emergency? You have emergency, sir, because.

Speaker 1 (25:40):
You don't know one?

Speaker 14 (25:43):
Yeah, you don't know one.

Speaker 13 (25:46):
I don't I am not understanding word you're saying, Sarah.

Speaker 1 (25:48):
So, was he a so drunk he thought he was
calling his ex girlfriend for a little boot cale? Was
he wanted to order a cheeseburger? And he was nine wife?
He's so hungry he's mumbling? Or he accidentally a butt
dialed nine on one? Well out of bar? What would
you suggest there? Cheeseburger a booty call?

Speaker 9 (26:04):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (26:04):
The answer is here, you go if you have an emergency.

Speaker 11 (26:08):
Let's see good day.

Speaker 2 (26:12):
Well, I asked you if you had an emergency, and
you said no, you needed a chooseburger.

Speaker 13 (26:16):
So we don't take cheeseburger order.

Speaker 3 (26:18):
Do you give me some information maybe we can try
to help you out.

Speaker 1 (26:21):
You want a cheezburger, can't do that? Get a cop burger,
So get a police b alt. We're going to come
back and you guys will do five of these. See
if you can win her wins pride or something. Okay,
we'll play nine one one. Name that nine one one call. Next,
I'll play you a nine to one one recording of
someone calling for an unusual reason. I'll give you a

(26:43):
few options. Name the reason they were calling. All right,
here we go hit it.

Speaker 5 (26:48):
But this isn't really an emergency, a sort of one
to the little old lady.

Speaker 1 (26:54):
So you got a little lady going, well, it's not
an emergency. So is she calling a because she needs
help opening a bottle of beer that she bought so
she could sleep. Was she having a scrap booking emergency
and she wanted to see if police could bring her
more glue for hot glue gun? Or she accidentally recorded
over murder? She wrote, I wanted to see if police

(27:14):
had a copy so they could she could watch it.
Let me play one more time. Here you go, But
this isn't.

Speaker 5 (27:22):
Really an emergency, it being a sort of one to
this little old lady.

Speaker 1 (27:26):
Lady, old lady, yeah, okay, in a bottle of beer.
Scrap booking emergency or murder? She wrote, Amy beer lunchbox,
bottle of beer, Eddie, she needed that glue for the
scrap book. Okay, we got two beers in one book.
Go ahead.

Speaker 5 (27:43):
I went a couple of small bottles with beer I
love that. The problem The problem is I can't open
the bottles. Would you send a man over and I'll
be downstairs and have him open the bottle?

Speaker 2 (27:56):
Oh can't wait a minute.

Speaker 5 (27:57):
I can't wait a minute?

Speaker 15 (27:58):
Am I quick?

Speaker 5 (27:59):
That you can't play? See when A bought two models
of beer and you want to place to make a mine?
Open em employees please, because I don't have any equipment
here that seems to handle that turned with Tom.

Speaker 1 (28:12):
You know I feel bad where she's old? Yeah? All right,
Next up here we go.

Speaker 13 (28:20):
What's the location of your emergency?

Speaker 1 (28:23):
Wan smack get into that. Yeah, I have a question.

Speaker 13 (28:26):
Is this agency?

Speaker 7 (28:27):
Sir?

Speaker 11 (28:28):
It depends?

Speaker 1 (28:29):
So wow, I love this. This is a good one.
He either did not get to see the Game of
Thrones finale and wants to ask what happened. He and
his girlfriend got to an argument and they needed unbiased
third party to settle the argument, or he has been
growing the wacky Tobacci and he wants to know how
much he can get in trouble for hmm. So here's

(28:52):
the couple more time.

Speaker 13 (28:54):
What's the location of your emergency?

Speaker 11 (28:57):
We'll smack get into that.

Speaker 1 (28:58):
Yeah, I have a quest.

Speaker 4 (29:00):
Is this an emergency?

Speaker 1 (29:01):
Sir, it depends which one is. It answers write them down.
Please watchbox whacky Tobacci, Eddie, Oh, wacky Tobaci. That's why
don't want to say anything yet. I don't want to
give that lok Amy settle an argument. It is wacky.

Speaker 3 (29:19):
What's going on?

Speaker 11 (29:20):
I was just growing from marijuana.

Speaker 6 (29:22):
I was just wondering what.

Speaker 3 (29:25):
How much you know trouble you can get into it?

Speaker 4 (29:27):
For one plan, you're growing marijuana and you want to
know how much depends on how.

Speaker 16 (29:31):
Big the plant is.

Speaker 1 (29:33):
It's only a possession. You can get tinged for a
roach in a car.

Speaker 16 (29:38):
Okay, all right, thanks for the info.

Speaker 1 (29:41):
We'll get to that later. Boy, all right, another one.

Speaker 3 (29:44):
We are the emergency services.

Speaker 16 (29:46):
We deal with life and death incident.

Speaker 13 (29:49):
There's nothing to do with the police.

Speaker 6 (29:51):
They have a number or no, I don't have a.

Speaker 1 (29:54):
Number ere either it's emergency life or death. So obviously
that's in the UK caller there that you can hear from.
Or was she calling to get help because she cannot
remember the password to her laptop? Was she trying to
get ahold of Prince William so she wanted the number,
or was she trying to get a product on Home
Shopping Network, but she didn't get the numbers, so she
called nine one one, So laptop Prince William or Shopping Network,

(30:20):
Lunchbox in the lead. Here these are his people.

Speaker 7 (30:23):
He knows who's correcting.

Speaker 1 (30:26):
Eddie might go with he lost the password. I think
that a girl? Yeah, whoever it was lost Lunchbox.

Speaker 6 (30:34):
She is attracted to Prince William Amy Prince William.

Speaker 1 (30:39):
Least imagine say I'm calling because my laptop is cruised.

Speaker 5 (30:44):
I need to and surpose Depasmid's number.

Speaker 4 (30:47):
You called up the place to get a password for
your laptop.

Speaker 5 (30:50):
Correct?

Speaker 1 (30:51):
Yeah, we have two more. Here we go, Let's go, baby.
Here is the next one.

Speaker 2 (30:54):
Hi?

Speaker 1 (30:55):
Is this a sheriff?

Speaker 11 (30:57):
This is Sergeant Mark Duelson of the Charonboo Bolly Sucking hel.

Speaker 1 (31:00):
I had two cops come here last night. All right,
two cops came to the house. Interesting, Oh, did he
want to invite two cops that came by his house
to the next party because he thought they were cool?
He calls to ask for his wacky backy back because
the cops took it. Or he called to accuse the

(31:20):
cops of hitting on his girlfriend. So I'll play it again. Oh?
Is This a sheriff.

Speaker 11 (31:26):
This is Sergeant Mark Dunelson with the schermboo bollying.

Speaker 1 (31:29):
Help you. I had two cops come here last night,
all right, so that they are they want to bite
him back because he liked him. They took his wacky
to backy, or they hit on his girlfriends. This is easy, amy,
girlfriend lunchbox.

Speaker 6 (31:43):
He wants to call to fight the cops because they
hit on his chick Eddie.

Speaker 1 (31:46):
He sounds upset they hit on his girlfriend. Show me
that clip.

Speaker 14 (31:49):
I had two cops come here last night, and I
wanted back like four was really really good.

Speaker 1 (31:57):
Took fine on one whacky the backs buy one. Here
we go hit it where I'm actually okay. So that's
what you have there. What's the problem is uh a?
He called because he couldn't get the paint off after
coloring his entire body blue for a sports game. So
that's the problem too. He called because swallow a piece

(32:18):
of gum and thought it was gonna be stuck in
his stomach for ten years or see. He took viagra
and it hasn't gone down for four days. M M
one more time. Listen to him here where I'm actually
you here, say what do you e M s for? Oh,
I don't know, Eddie, lunchbox are tied, Amy can tie

(32:39):
in here? This is huge lunchbox gum Eddie Viagra Amy
blue pill. Oh, two viagaras and one gum. Okay, it's
not the paint of his body blue. Okay, good, good good,
Let's just play it man. I know he's distraught, dude,

(32:59):
it's the I took some.

Speaker 9 (33:01):
Hills and I'm actually I took two biakra hills and
might give it up like boys.

Speaker 14 (33:08):
And there hasn't been any signs of change whatsoever.

Speaker 1 (33:11):
Days and he called four days later. Eddie is on
our winnow, Eddie, God, what do you want to say
to all those runners out there? Guys? Gotta stop using
that one one ride. Come on, it's for emergencies only
using this system. But Eddie, you are the winter nice jot.
A voicemail from Kevin Hey.

Speaker 9 (33:30):
Bobby Bone a couple months back won a five hundred
dollars gift card to home depot. I used a little
bit of it, did a home project and then we
had some floods in the area and UH found some
other ways to make use of it, and really everybody
benefited from that. So I appreciate you guys for sponsoring
and then getting Home Depot on board and everything worked

(33:53):
out great. Thank y'all again, and I have a wonderful day.

Speaker 1 (33:56):
Yeah, I appreciate that we did it all deal with
the military and Home Depot. So glad to hear that
worked for you and it sounds like for other people too.
That's really cool, all right. Next up here is is
Rebecca and Tampa, Florida.

Speaker 4 (34:07):
Just had a comment and question about taking your husband's
last name. Myself, like Amy, I am divorced with three kids,
and I have remarried, but I did not take my
new husband's last name because I chose to keep the
same last name and my kids. And I'm just curious
if Amy has any thoughts on what she might do

(34:28):
in that situation.

Speaker 7 (34:30):
Well, good question. Currently, I'm keeping my ex husband's last
name because the kids, because of the kids, and well, professionally,
I'm I've been Amy Brown, so that's the thing. And
I don't know if I were to get married what
I would do, But I think it's okay if you're
known for that professionally, or you just want to maintain

(34:51):
consistency with your kids, you just have to do what
feels best for you. Everybody's going to look a little
bit different, but hopefully you're new person. Just significant other
doesn't mind. They're holding on to the like they understand
the reason why.

Speaker 1 (35:04):
So your message is regardless of the situation, do it
feels good. Absolutely, everybody's good. Hey, just do it feels
good in any situation whatsoever. If it feels good, chase it.

Speaker 7 (35:13):
Any situation you have to do it feels right for you.

Speaker 1 (35:16):
I agree a pile of stories.

Speaker 7 (35:21):
Jeorts are officially back in style, and not just the cutoffs.
This fashion trend includes the long baggy I mean they
have they have a hymn and everything. Even the cargo
jorts are back, not just for men, for women too.
So this is something we saw in the nineties.

Speaker 1 (35:37):
But what I feel like they've been back like two times. Yeah,
they've made temporary like that little game where the little
thing pops its head out and you hit it with
whack them wrack them. Yeah, I feel like it's whack
them mold a couple of times, because I've had some
georts a couple of times. Although they may not have
been in style, you have the cut off jorts both well.
When I was a kid, you'd buy jeans and we
couldn't afford to buy shorts as well, so you just

(35:58):
cut them off. You wore them a whole year, and
then it got back to being cool again and you're like, well,
now what do I do? Yeah?

Speaker 7 (36:05):
Well, you know, short cut offs have always been in,
but these are the ones that go like down to
the knees.

Speaker 1 (36:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (36:10):
So yeah, you all can start rocking on and maybe
even your braided belt from you ever braided belt from?

Speaker 8 (36:16):
Like l Bean?

Speaker 1 (36:18):
Okay, ll Bean? That the sounds like it was at
the mall. Yeah, I thought it was a coffee store.

Speaker 8 (36:26):
Okay.

Speaker 7 (36:26):
So what's the weirdest way you've ever made some extra cash?

Speaker 4 (36:30):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (36:31):
That one? So I hooked for a while. Really, it's tough, dude,
A fish guy. Now what's up?

Speaker 7 (36:39):
Well, one time I was in Vegas for a work
convention when I was in sales, way before I did radio,
and there was this huge piece of chocolate cake and
I didn't really make that much of money, so I
was always looking for ways, and they said, if you
have that entire music cake, we'll give you a couple
of hundred dollars. So I did it, and it was
like my bagas money was awesome, the money I got
the money. Why do you ask this question, Well, because

(37:00):
there was something put up in it online and the
top weird way to make extra cash was selling urine,
like clean urine, especially to coworkers that may get drug tested. Woh,
And that's just a way to make extra money.

Speaker 1 (37:14):
I would do that if it was. You're into people
who weren't getting rug tested. They just wanted your urine.
That's weird, that's what it was a little weirder. Huh.

Speaker 7 (37:22):
Yeah, it's definitely weird. But it's kind of crazy that
I saying.

Speaker 1 (37:25):
Listen, you got pictures to my feet. Cool, you want
my urine? Cool? You used underwear? Cool? And bother me
and hurt me. I'll sell it all. I'll put it
on give basket. Do it like Easter all the same time? Extra? Yeah,
go ahead.

Speaker 7 (37:38):
Carrie Underwood's home life is very similar to yours mine.
She was on the Today Show and they asked her
to describe her typical day in the life, and here's
the clip.

Speaker 17 (37:49):
The kids go to school, My husband usually takes them,
but the second they leave, it's like kind a vacuum,
make their beds and kind of check their rooms and
make sure there's not wet towels on the floor and
see that.

Speaker 1 (38:00):
Go work out gardens.

Speaker 17 (38:02):
I'm always cooking something or caning something, or I kind
of live in the kitchen making bread or something.

Speaker 1 (38:09):
You just like us, pretty normal.

Speaker 2 (38:13):
Us.

Speaker 7 (38:13):
I meane that's my file.

Speaker 1 (38:16):
That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the
good news.

Speaker 7 (38:24):
So shout out to Don Rutledge, a substitute teacher at
an elementary school that decided to put something really special
in his neighborhood for his neighbors to enjoy. It's an
old payphone, but he wired it to worked where you
don't even need a quarter. You can call anywhere you
want to. Not only that, if you just go to
the payphone and pick it up and press one, you
get a knock knock joke you for us. Two you

(38:47):
get to listen to a joke for kids. And he
just wanted something to bring a smile to people that
are walking by.

Speaker 1 (38:54):
I sure the NSA is not involved in this.

Speaker 7 (38:58):
They're listening to call you falling national security somehow.

Speaker 1 (39:01):
I bet you big brothers involved. That's really cool. I mean,
payphones are weird. They weren't back when I was a kid,
but payphones that would never touch one. Yeah, they're so
good what this guy did though. I like it. It's
a community effort. Hopefully. Not only can you push one
and get a joke, but there's also one of those
little tubes of wipes that you can wipe it down.
That would be really good too. Yes, yes, all right, Well,

(39:24):
good job, buddy. If the neighborhood's happier, everybody wins. That's
what it's all about. That was telling me something good.
Here's a voicemail we got last night last year. You
played my wife's voicemail announcing our pregnancy after me. You
were the first people she told. After listening to scuba.

Speaker 2 (39:40):
Segment on drinking his wife's breast milk, we felt intrigued
to try my wife.

Speaker 18 (39:45):
So we're going to have a shot of it and
give you our live review.

Speaker 1 (39:52):
It's not bad.

Speaker 2 (39:53):
It's kind of watery, a little sweet.

Speaker 1 (39:58):
That's about you, guys. I'd go again. She drank her own.
That's crazy. Okay, yeah, can you do that? I mean,
I guess you can. But yes, Scuba cameon it says
it keeps him healthy. And then he wanted to do
a bit where we like spun the wheel or whatever,
and then drink his wife's breast milk. I'm just not
I don't. I don't want to do that, but I
think people were into that. I think Lunchbox that he
would try. Eddie was dead your own supper club, and

(40:20):
you guys all go over and drink that's not as fun.
I just am good. It just feels weird to drink
somebody else's bodily fluid.

Speaker 3 (40:28):
But let's normalize if we drink cow's milk, and cows
drink cow's milk.

Speaker 1 (40:31):
I don't. I don't like milk period really, so there,
I don't want to just normalize. If it's sake normalized.
If you guys want to do it, great, I'm not
gonna make fun of you. I don't think it's wrong.
It just feels I don't want to drink somebody's bodily fluids,
especially when I've spent less than eight hours with them
total mile life.

Speaker 7 (40:47):
Okay, but if you found out it was gonna do
your body good, Chuck, Joe Jo Chuck.

Speaker 1 (40:52):
But again, you guys are just speculating at this point.
You know what I mean. I don't drink somebody's I
don't know, like a stranger. Yes, huh, because then it
doesn't feel like I'm putting them in me. Oh the person,
I know, I see that. Thank you for that taste
test on the air. I don't want to do.

Speaker 3 (41:09):
I don't want to do that bit though, Okay, you
change your mind, were ready?

Speaker 1 (41:13):
Why don't you just do it? You don't need to
do that, I get I would only do it on
the radio. That's not true. You guys all weird amy
under the joke. All right, let's go the mourning corny.

Speaker 7 (41:26):
So I grilled a chicken for two hours and it
still wouldn't tell me why across.

Speaker 1 (41:30):
The road grilled question? That was the mourning corny?

Speaker 16 (41:38):
Take him.

Speaker 1 (41:40):
I want to address this from a listener, because they
sent the message in. I was extremely frustrated with Eddie
when they were doing the original bit. He had just
been saying he couldn't afford twenty two hundred dollars to
fix his teeth, yet he signed up to buy all
that crap you guys were buying. Yeah, make better choices, dude,
not true investments. I spend money to make money. What's

(42:02):
what's my investment of my teeth? Eat food? Great? Now
put it in a straw. But do you understand why
that's frustrating? No. No, You're like, I can't afford to
get my teeth fixed, but you're like, I'll buy a
Willie Nelson bandana.

Speaker 3 (42:12):
It's like I tell my wife, that's why I play
fantasy football to make money. I don't play it to
waste money. It costs money to play it, but I'm
spending money to make money on these investments.

Speaker 7 (42:22):
How much have you won on fantasy football?

Speaker 1 (42:24):
We like forever? Yeah, probably like five hundred bucks. No, no, no,
I've probably spent like thousands. Yeah you've come out yeah lost? Yeah?
Yeah yeah. So do you have a solution for your
dental problem?

Speaker 2 (42:36):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (42:36):
Yeah, okay, So.

Speaker 3 (42:37):
I called the dentist and I wasn't wrong about this,
Like I had spent on my root canals.

Speaker 1 (42:42):
I spent all of my insurance.

Speaker 3 (42:43):
So my dnnist is like, you don't have any insurance left,
so it's going to cost you two grand.

Speaker 1 (42:48):
I said, I can't do two grand? Is that? And
I did the Dave Ramsey tell him about the Willi
Nelson bandana? You want to get there? No? I said,
is that the best deal you can give me? And
they said, sir Unfortunately, that is the best deal.

Speaker 3 (42:59):
However, there is a dental school right down the road
and they'll do it for cheap. Yeah, they're all students,
but they'll do it for cheap.

Speaker 1 (43:07):
I said, that is genius.

Speaker 3 (43:08):
So I think I'm gonna call them up and let
some students do my feeling.

Speaker 1 (43:11):
And so the good and the bad. The good is
it's cheap. The bad is they're students and they can
really mess up my mouth, Like what are they gonna do? Like, oops,
I filled the wrong hole.

Speaker 7 (43:22):
My bad that you're contributing to great dentists everywhere, like
you're if they make a mistake on you, they learn
from you.

Speaker 3 (43:29):
Let me ask you this, amy because I thought about this,
like would you do your hair at a.

Speaker 1 (43:32):
Yes, they're a school. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (43:34):
And listen, I got my wizard teeth out in a study.

Speaker 1 (43:37):
They paid me.

Speaker 7 (43:38):
Yes, So I was either going to get the pill
at the placebo and look, I don't know where they
get the surgeons for this stuff, but I did it.
They paid me seventy five dollars.

Speaker 1 (43:48):
Well, there'd be someone overseeing it, Eddie. That's not like
the professor. Yeah, I hope.

Speaker 7 (43:53):
So, yeah, I'm sure.

Speaker 1 (43:55):
And is it like taking a test, Like, all right,
all these people are here, they're going to grade your mouth,
Like how long am I going to be there for?
That's interesting? I like it. You don't know how much.

Speaker 3 (44:04):
It's gonna cost that I don't know. I'll inquire and
all that, but I figure it's a feeling. It's not
like a it's not a surgery or anything. Feeling for
me is pretty should probably be the first month of
your courses, and you can still pay for the palate
that we're all buying. So I'm talking about it'll invest
are so wacked?

Speaker 1 (44:22):
Do you agree with that? Are you you agree with
them with what that?

Speaker 3 (44:26):
I won't spend two thousand on my teeth, but I'll
spend two thousand on investments.

Speaker 1 (44:30):
But you're acting like these are real investments. These are
just dumb things we think we can buy. They're in
pop culture that we can sell back. But again, lunchwalk
save me. Yeah, yeah, it's easy. Are you going to
him for health?

Speaker 6 (44:39):
You guys are idiots telling any he's done for spending
two thousand on these investments. Because he spends the two thousand,
he turns into four thousand.

Speaker 1 (44:46):
His mouth is hurting for two years while it happens.
Who says it's gonna take two years.

Speaker 6 (44:50):
This palette is going to bring so much cash in
about a month that he's.

Speaker 1 (44:54):
Going to be sitting on a pile of cash. Work
on a seat. Oh yeah, get a grill. Oh that's
not a bad idea.

Speaker 7 (45:01):
How many is of a certain on the palette? So
it's a palate divided by what's six?

Speaker 5 (45:05):
I don't he?

Speaker 1 (45:07):
Is there a mouse here? Pilot? Is no money from you?
Amy didn't get in?

Speaker 5 (45:10):
No?

Speaker 1 (45:11):
I did?

Speaker 9 (45:12):
I did.

Speaker 7 (45:12):
There was a Oh my gosh, I always pay on time. Okay,
I guess some money in.

Speaker 1 (45:17):
Okay, well then we have to give more, but no, no, no,
your money money?

Speaker 6 (45:21):
Now you want money, I need scoob Is money to Okay,
I just got scoob Is money.

Speaker 7 (45:25):
We're good for it.

Speaker 1 (45:26):
Okay. That don't have everybody's money for the Saints? Yes? Yeah,
If I don't, you're not in the I mean I'm in.
But waste of money. But did you give them money?
I did?

Speaker 6 (45:37):
Of course, of course I always pay a business.

Speaker 1 (45:40):
Opportunity we do. We just yell for money for people,
and then all of a sudden, you're not going to
do your dental hygiene because of this. I know. Let
us hey, let us know what they're gonna charge you
not go? I will, I will. It should be great, dude,
and it's cheap. I love it. We have to have
a dinnist friend that could probably do it at their house.
I'm not doing somebody wanted dinnis for to do it
at their house. You want you doing it to the office.
That's that's weird. You got, I mean we got. I

(46:03):
got a dentist for you, man. It is a hot rodney. No,
he's already got a golfriend. Sorry, our former intern is
married to a dentist'll go, okay, okay, save me from
impulse buying.

Speaker 8 (46:13):
Okay.

Speaker 7 (46:14):
Well, it's called the take it to the trash tip
and all the branch Cottage posted this video on Instagram
and it's such a great tip. And all you got
to do is when you're at the store, whatever item
you're loving that you want to take home, go take
it to the trash can aisle to see if you
still like it there.

Speaker 1 (46:28):
Wait? What? So it's like be surrounded by things that
aren't as a.

Speaker 7 (46:32):
Tract, right, because sometimes it's a store you're like, oh,
this looks so pretty, but they've decorated to all look good,
so individually, if you take it away, you may not
like it.

Speaker 1 (46:41):
Okay, let me hear this.

Speaker 19 (46:42):
When I go shopping, all these colors and pretty displays
overwhelmed me. But before I buy anything, I take it
to the trash meaning the trash canile in the store.
So this vase it looked gorgeous surrounded by all this
beautiful foliage, but in the trash canile it kind of
looked like a weird donut. And in this vase I
loved it surrounded by the reeds. But in the trash
canisle I realized I could probably find the same thing.

Speaker 1 (47:04):
At Goodwill for cheaper.

Speaker 19 (47:05):
If I like it in the trash can aisle, then
I will buy it, because I know it'll be pretty anywhere.

Speaker 1 (47:09):
It's pretty good. I know, although it's not actually going
to live in the trash CANi. I want to get home.
It's not going to be around trash. It'll be around
other nice, pretty things. But that is a pretty good thing.

Speaker 3 (47:19):
You know what I like to do.

Speaker 1 (47:20):
I like to go and put it near some poop,
and if I still like it while I'm sitting next
to poop, buy it. Yeah, Yes, that's pretty good do
you impulse buy a lot?

Speaker 7 (47:27):
Well, this particular clip, I'm pretty sure she was at Target,
and that's where they get you, because yes, they have
all the stuff that looks so cute together, especially seasonal
type stuff. It's like going there and fall. It's like
you end up. You go home and you have like
all these pumpkins and leaves and stuff, and you're like,
what what am I going to do with all this?
So I try to steer clear of that. But now
I'm gonna try this tip.

Speaker 1 (47:48):
And now I mean I feel like we know what
I'd say, leaf buyer.

Speaker 7 (47:52):
Well, sometimes you put leaves in the base, it looks
like a donut.

Speaker 1 (47:56):
Let's talk to Brittany in Charlotte, North Carolina, who is
on the phone. Hey Brittany, what's going on?

Speaker 2 (48:03):
Hey, good morning studio. I was just calling in. I
heard Eddie say that he was thinking of having a
student dentist do his failing. Yes, I would highly suggest
him to not go that route. I actually had a
failing done by a residence and they messed it up
so bad. I had to go to three different dentists.

(48:24):
They were trying to figure out what they even did
in my mouth, and then had to get a crown
put on, which was two thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (48:32):
If I could counter that, because I would agree that
if you go anywhere, especially a student, they could do
student type things. But I've been to real Dennis before
that have also screwed up pretty bad. I've dentists now,
no screw ups there, but I had so much donal
work done for so long that the dentists that I went,
they was supposed to have been, you know, educated, screwed
up a tooth. Odds are probably a student a little

(48:53):
more than maybe somebody who'd graduated. But I feel like
there's gonna be a supervisor there. So there was nobody
watching over the top, like that's not right. You shouldn't
put that there. That's a tick tack, not a tooth.
Like that didn't happen.

Speaker 2 (49:05):
No, there was nobody watching anything. And I actually went
back and had her instructor. They were in Columbia, South Carolina,
but I had her afterwards.

Speaker 16 (49:18):
He didn't know what she did either, so that wasn't
very helpful.

Speaker 1 (49:21):
Yeah, that part where it's just a student run a
wild with no division is not good.

Speaker 3 (49:25):
Yeah, And I'm sure there's no like, uh, like, what
do you call it like whether they make sure they
do it right or you can get your money back,
like there's no reason.

Speaker 1 (49:33):
Yeah, there's no guarantee, right, I don't think so.

Speaker 2 (49:35):
Oh I didn't get any money back. I had to
pay two thousand.

Speaker 11 (49:38):
Dollars for someone else to fix it.

Speaker 2 (49:39):
But I do agree with Bobby there are some other
dentist that could mess it up too.

Speaker 1 (49:42):
Well. We appreciate the call. I'm sorry that happened to
you. You don't deserve that, so thank you for listening. Yeah,
I have agree day see you later. Let me go
over and talk to Zach and Kansas, who was on
the phone. Hey Zach, what's up buddy?

Speaker 18 (49:55):
Hey, what's going on?

Speaker 1 (49:56):
You're on the air? Man?

Speaker 11 (49:58):
Oh? Hey, I had an idea for for Eddie. Uh,
why don't guys do something like what you did with
Amy with her ear?

Speaker 18 (50:07):
Why don't you bring in a dentist to.

Speaker 1 (50:09):
Fill in her suit just becomes the doctor's office. What
if we just get the tools and say anyone can
come up, yes, okay, call her ten. It's not a
bad idea, though it is. Yeah, it's the where'st idea
we've ever had problem? We've had some pretty bad idea.
You have a little dentist cheer in here, do the
whole thing. The thing is, I didn't mind when Amy
headers done because there weren't sounds. Oh would love drilling.

Speaker 7 (50:32):
But did you just say the other day that you
can learn anything from YouTube?

Speaker 1 (50:37):
Okay, now we're talking.

Speaker 6 (50:38):
Yeah, And they have those little cards they wheel, so
it's not like they need a lot of things that
they have, like a desk with all the tools on.

Speaker 1 (50:43):
They wheel into the room and they're working on you.
So if a dentist wants to come in, we won't
even check your credentials. But if you just say you're
a dentist, come right in. Fix it. It looks like
they're wearing a halloween costume. Even if you just want
to be a dentist, I'll let you come and take
a look. Thank you, Zach. We appreciate that, buddy.

Speaker 18 (50:59):
No problem over your day.

Speaker 1 (51:00):
See Boddie Kelly and Iowa you are on the show. Kelly,
what's going on?

Speaker 13 (51:05):
Hi, good morning studio. I listen to you guys every
morning on my way to work to get me through
my day. But anyway, Eddie, there is going to be
an instructor watching over you, and they will not do
the wrong tooth and it will be cheaper for you
and it will be just fine.

Speaker 1 (51:20):
Well, now I'm confused.

Speaker 7 (51:21):
I just don't do it in what South Carolina?

Speaker 1 (51:23):
Columbia? Columbia. She was calling from Charlotte, North Carolina. I
feel like she was a game cockader. She was like
it was in Columbia. Well, see this call sounds great. Yeah,
it probably worked out well for her.

Speaker 13 (51:34):
Right, Kelly, why will They will not do the wrong
tooth and you won't have a hard time with it.
So and it's just going to take you a long
time because they're learning, so you will be there for
a long time. I don't know how much work you
have to do, but it's.

Speaker 1 (51:48):
Just one right, Okay, we can do that on a Sunday.
All right, Kelly, thank you for calling.

Speaker 13 (51:57):
You're welcome, all right, see you.

Speaker 1 (52:00):
Too, Bye bye, all right, Luke Combs love you anyway.
You guys can call us if you'd like questions comments
eight seven seven seventy seven, Bobby, that's our number, eight
seven seven seventy seven, Bobby, Time for the new Bobby's Story.
Katie Perry sold a music catalog for two hundred and

(52:22):
twenty five million bucks. Not crazy. That's nice from Fox Business. Yeah,
moving on, that's crazy. The front door of the house
that Sharon Tate was murdered in by the Charles Manson
colt at front door they sold at an auction for
one hundred twenty seven thousand dollars.

Speaker 7 (52:39):
Oh, keep an eye on them.

Speaker 1 (52:43):
Right, Yeah for sure. Well it's a conversation piece. Oh
I like that conversation. But I would think if you
buy this, you're definitely not a murderer, because then people
will look at you. And also, if you have one
hundred twenty seven thousand dollars, you've made other probably good
decisions in your life. You're just probably fascinated with maybe weirdness.

Speaker 7 (53:00):
You also could think that they're going to think that
you're not.

Speaker 1 (53:02):
You don't think that far ahead of your nuts, Okay,
you always think anybody's out for justice. Amy. Amy's like,
you know why I don't do it. I don't want retaliation,
but you you didn't do anything.

Speaker 7 (53:13):
Yeah, that's why I don't. Well, this is not an
invitation to come do anything to me, because I.

Speaker 1 (53:19):
Do you know what I mean? What was what like
to like where she gets herself in trouble and now
she's spiraling.

Speaker 7 (53:26):
Right, like the time that our IRS was hacked into. Remember, like,
I did not want to retaliate. I didn't want to
do anything or press charges I did.

Speaker 1 (53:35):
I'm like crazy, I.

Speaker 7 (53:36):
Didn't want anybody to retaliate.

Speaker 14 (53:38):
Yeah, I was real.

Speaker 7 (53:39):
Come on, I'm saying, that's not an invitation to hack
my yeah.

Speaker 1 (53:42):
Stuff, But if you are going to hack hack, Amy's okay.
Moving on anyway. But the front door to the home
where she was murdered was sold. The highest bidder put
that money down one hundred and twenty seven thousand dollars.
They thought it was going to get two three thousand
bucks and went for one twenty seven. That's crazy. In
that same house, Trent Resnor from nine is Nils recorded
an album back in ninety two in that house. Why well,

(54:05):
because nine inch Nails. You know, I'm Tree Resnor Death.
You know I produced Marilyn Manson albums. I'm nine inch Nails.
I'm yeah, you know eyeliner. That says a lot. Yeah,
that's his thing. But yeah, there's a picture of the
guy who bought it. He has a long go tea,
which is kind of what I'd expect if by somebody
who bought that door. That's wild. HBO is canceled, and

(54:27):
Lunchbox told me this yesterday. HBO canceled Winning Time No
after two seasons. I love that show. That's good. I
just started season two. I wanted to let some episodes
build up. I love that show. But what's happening is
the writer strike is causing a lot of shows to
be canceled because they can't just hold productions. Oh that's
why are they close standing that? I don't know. I

(54:50):
don't feel like they are, but I'm not directly involved too.
But it is a weird situation. And I where let's
say fifteen years ago, if you did a show, let's
just I show up there on the wall, Friends, you
do Friends, and you record the episode. Then if it's
super successful, it continues to run on networks, you keep
getting paid. Where now you record the episode once and

(55:11):
then it just lives on streaming so they don't have
to sell syndication, but they still own it, so you
don't make any extra money off of it. That's good.
Meaning to make it a watch Snake in the Grass
my Sean Peacock ten million times, I'd make no extra money.
But these folks are going, hey, this is how we
make our living. Like, if it's super successful, we'd like
to still be paid for it, and this is just
part of it. And I agree with them, and I'd
also like some snake in the guess extra money. That's

(55:32):
why you agree with them? No, but I do. I
do agree because it's like now they something has to change. Yeah,
something has to change, but it I don't know enough
about it.

Speaker 7 (55:41):
Well, so if it gets resolved, will shows like good
that are affected by this, will they eventually come back around?

Speaker 1 (55:47):
Mostly because everybody goes and gets other jobs production teams, crews, actors,
et cetera. But yeah, people won't go on any sort
of talk show or even this show to promote movies now.

Speaker 7 (56:00):
But well, Drew Barrymore, she decided to go back to
her talk show and.

Speaker 1 (56:05):
They went after that and she said never never mind,
just kidding, never mind. So all the other shows are like,
we're not coming on either. So let scuba. He's a writer,
is he striking? No? He rods on TV show? No, guys,
that's why you're confused. He wants to be a writer
and he wants to write a TV show, but he
hasn't so he hasn't struck yet I've been striking before
there was a strike. Okay, got it? Also, like a

(56:28):
living wage for riders. It's a big part of it too, right,
because you can hire a writer apparently, and I have
friends at right for in California, and it's like you
spend all day and you don't make really any money
and then you don't get paid if it is super
successful any extra. Moving on, study finds women are less
likely to be given CPR than men in public places
because you're scared to do it. Guys like I have

(56:49):
put my lips on her, I'm gonna tell them like
a sexual assault if she sleeping beauty exactly.

Speaker 7 (56:56):
I get that because they don't want to be seen
as a creep. But if it's a life or death situation,
and then you just have to take the risk.

Speaker 1 (57:01):
I hear you, and I think most people do.

Speaker 7 (57:03):
But but so sad, like we might not live because
someone's like scared that they're going to.

Speaker 1 (57:09):
Get in trouble. So what do you want to do
about it?

Speaker 7 (57:12):
I don't, I mean not much other than just declare
if I'm not breathing.

Speaker 1 (57:16):
Please just yell at you. Are you dying?

Speaker 7 (57:18):
No give me CPR, but no mouth to mouth isn't
a thing I'm gonna go, is it?

Speaker 2 (57:25):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (57:25):
If my lips on yours and they don't answer, I'm
not doing it.

Speaker 7 (57:29):
Don't you just do chest compressions now you don't have
to put your mouth on what they say.

Speaker 1 (57:34):
No more mouth? Yeah, but I would try the mouth
see on TV a lot. Yeah, that's why I know
how to do it. So that's the deal. It is
a difficult situation because you never want anybody to need
CPR and you don't want to be the only one
there to have to do it. And then you're like, oh, man,
she can't think I'm gonna creep if I and all
of a sudden you put your mouth on her and
she was like, I was just tied my shoeman, I

(57:55):
wasn't laying all the way down.

Speaker 6 (57:56):
Right, So you really held that someone else around you
jumps in first course.

Speaker 7 (58:00):
But also there's a case of lunchbox where Bobby, if
you needed cprs, you can give it.

Speaker 1 (58:04):
To you a mouth. Yeah, no chance you get the mouth. See,
I would do it on him.

Speaker 7 (58:13):
Yeah, I knew you would. You're secure.

Speaker 1 (58:15):
I'm secure. Did your voice? What was that about?

Speaker 7 (58:19):
That was all about literally your body saying you're not.

Speaker 1 (58:26):
His body was rejecting all about a horrifying moment in
New York City, restaurant go or spots a rat in
the window next to a a health inspection sign. A
restaurant go in New York City was left disgusted after
spotting a rat in the window of an establishment, ironically
sitting next to an a health inspection sign. The large

(58:46):
road It was seen scurrying inside Dixon Place on Saturday night,
sitting next to droppings in front of the health sign.
And I'm gonna say this, it is that's gross. It's
just it is gross. It's awful. It's a horrifying clip.
You don't ever want to see that happen. Rats are disgusting,
but one in New York where everything is shoved together,
the largest rats ever. They're huge, and in restaurants. As

(59:07):
somebody who worked the restaurants for a long time, it's moist.
It's you like that word, only moist. It's like hot.
It's like hot and warm, and there's just there's just
bugs and animals. But yes, that sucks because it's up
there near that and also New York, those rat are
running all over the place, so I get it. It
still can't happen. That's hilarious. It's near the a. It's

(59:29):
like we're a clean there's a rat. A terrifying moment
of Florida beach go or tries to they trying to
pull the shark back into the water. Listen, I want
to say this that well, the why because the shark
was gonna die. I get it, I get it, but
that's shark sharks. So this is what happens to me.
The shark is beached. Yeah, it's it's flying into the shore,

(59:50):
comes in. Then it gets beached. You can't get out,
and so it is called a mako shark. And so
these people are like, we gotta get this shark back
out into the water because I guess judged wrong where
the bottom was, so it can't get itself back in
the water. So they're going to grabbing it. And then
it went full jaws on them where it's trying to
bite them. It's scared. Do you see the teeth? Yes,

(01:00:12):
they got the shark in the water and nobody died,
but it was close.

Speaker 6 (01:00:17):
I'm like, I'm not gonna be the guy who steps
up and grabs onto that shark.

Speaker 1 (01:00:20):
We would you rather do give me mouth to mouth
or grab the shark. Grab the shark. Okay, okay, but yeah,
I know, good for them, they save the animal. Yeah yeah,
but the shark. It was scared. That's what you do
when you're scared. I mean every time I get scared,
like on a honted house or to buy people. Do
you feel bad when you leave your pet at home?
That's the question. A majority of pet owners feel at

(01:00:41):
least some degree of guilt for not being around their
pet most times of the day. Since they're trapped inside.
Owners feel it's mean to leave them trapped alone. On average,
pet parents begin to miss their pets just thirty seven
minutes into being a part we elder has so much energy.
She's gotten to be. She's a little problematic because she's
so energetic right now. And she's three and she's part

(01:01:02):
we had you know, found her, adopted her. She's part
lab no, no, she's part husky, part hound. But she's
all go all the time. And so if we can't
get her stimulated and we have a place we drop
her off for a few hours. It's very or four
times a week to run around. And she's a good dog,
but she'll just pee. And I don't think it's because

(01:01:22):
she knows not to. I think she's just like, I
need to get the house. So here's how I do it. No,
you're smart. No, I like it. No, she's smart. I
need I want to find her. Because they have like
programs where you can like train dogs to be cop
dogs in the daytime and then they come back home.
I would love to put her in that. She's awesome.

Speaker 7 (01:01:39):
Oh so she would go, well and like, do see.

Speaker 1 (01:01:41):
I'm not even suref that's the real thing. I might
have made it up. But if I didn't make it up,
that would be awesome. Well, you train her all day
and then she comes back home. Imagine the stories she
would have when she came back. She does talk dose
Husky's talk man, always making noise. Yeah, we got to
find something because she listens. She has a lot of it.
But she has so much that is probably like a

(01:02:03):
kid too, right, they have so much energy. They're trapped
at the house, yes, where Stanley's a big fat bulldog
and he's like, I'm good, you guys, go come check
on me. In eight hours. I'll be in the same
exact spot. Plants kill viruses. This is from the universe
versus the Victoria, Canada. Plants can kill viruses in the
air throughout the day. Researchers found the plants produce hydrogen peroxide, which,

(01:02:23):
by the way, I thought was just a liquid. I
did not know, right, the bubbly liquid, the kind you
put in your mouth. Go oh yeahs.

Speaker 7 (01:02:30):
Everyone else was to do that.

Speaker 1 (01:02:31):
Yeah you're not because you could swallow it.

Speaker 7 (01:02:34):
I don't know. I used to do it all the time.
Then I read it's like not good for your teeth
and your mouth.

Speaker 1 (01:02:39):
Well, they say, but yeah peroxide face. Yeah. Well, anyway,
they found that it helps read the air bacteria if
you have plants. Yeah, in the same way that like
hydrogen peroxide, the liquid helps disinfects.

Speaker 7 (01:02:50):
Also, house plants are so good for your environment if
you can keep them alive.

Speaker 1 (01:02:54):
You good luck with that.

Speaker 4 (01:02:55):
Right.

Speaker 1 (01:02:56):
You want to know if a restaurant's safe to eat
in check out the waiter. They say, what do you mean?
Waiters and food runners are responsible for delivering your food,
which means their hygiene must always be spotless. Look if
your server is well kept, showered, and their hair is
under control. Also, if the dplane site staff isn't practicing
good hygien there's a good chance the employees in the
background either. Okay, the Center for Science and the Public Interest.

Speaker 7 (01:03:18):
Gosh, one of our restaurants we used to go to
all the time in Austin. I'm pretty sure it was
like the worst hygiene ever, but I still went that
week was so good.

Speaker 1 (01:03:26):
Sinky. Yeah it's a great place. Yeah, just like, did
you Stinky's pits and butts?

Speaker 7 (01:03:32):
That place a heck of a barger, Like I think
they were anti shower, but their food was good.

Speaker 1 (01:03:37):
This week on the Bobby Cast, we got a really
cool episode. We're talking with people about jobs they had
before they were famous. Oh they got famous. But for example,
John Michael Montgomery was talking about working as a waiter
and then realizing that he wasn't cut out for it
because he accidentally get a kid of alcoholic drink. Oh
so that's crazy. He forgot to write the code nad
nada for someone here you go.

Speaker 14 (01:03:56):
So I go to the bartender who sneaks me Margerita
is you know? And I told him, I said, hey
see that that I'm a dad and the little girl
over there at that table there, I said, I ordered
three Dacre's one of them supposed to be a nodded
it all right, not on that ticket. He looked like, no,
that's a real dacry, he went. I went, oh, this

(01:04:17):
is not good. I said, that little girl's drinking a
real Dacrey.

Speaker 7 (01:04:20):
Oh.

Speaker 14 (01:04:20):
The floor manager comes out there and we tell him
the situation.

Speaker 11 (01:04:23):
You know.

Speaker 14 (01:04:24):
He goes over there and talks to him, and he comes.

Speaker 1 (01:04:26):
Back and he's like, they're all cool.

Speaker 14 (01:04:28):
It's like we you know, they were wondering why she
was drinking it so fast.

Speaker 1 (01:04:35):
So we talked all these artists about jobs they had
before they got famous. Lanie Wilson worked as a hand
of Montana impersonator.

Speaker 15 (01:04:41):
I had the wig, I had the outfits. A lot
of the time they didn't want Laney Wilson there. They
just wanted Hannah Montana to come to the party or whatever.
So I get up there, sing a few songs, play my.

Speaker 1 (01:04:50):
Guitar and uh and you would know the songs. Oh yeah,
did you ever do the climb? I did? Is that
was that your best paying gig?

Speaker 15 (01:04:57):
Absolutely? I made way more money then than I'll do.

Speaker 8 (01:05:00):
I al will tell you.

Speaker 1 (01:05:00):
Right now, Well that was now right now, right now.
The guys anymore because she's killing it. Yeah, check it
out the New Bobby Cast. Go search for it. It's
before they were famous, these artists like, yeah, I did this,
Tricia talked about being a receptionist. It's all there. Thank you, guys.
That feels pretty good, you guys. Go with the news.
Closing news Bobby's Stories. A couple of things I want

(01:05:22):
to get to in the next two segments. Number one
being a sugar baby not me, somebody here, Yes, we're
gonna talk about it. And then secondly, our palette come on,
Oh yeah, I got a message on Instagram. Okay, we're
gonna we're buying palettes stuff. We don't know what they are.
We're gonna see what we can make off of them.
We'll talk about that as well, and grab your calls. Next.

(01:05:45):
I think you're being a sugar baby entails just me
saying the word sugar baby.

Speaker 7 (01:05:49):
Well, I would assume that you belong, or have probably
not belong. You have a sugar daddy, and so you
keep pays for things and you spend it or you
have to accompany him at dinner or parties. I don't
know how it works, but somehow your life is bankrolled
by this daddy.

Speaker 1 (01:06:09):
So when you say baby, spend it, well, you're not
really a baby. You are your obligations though as a
sugar baby.

Speaker 7 (01:06:17):
I don't I don't think it always has to be physical.
I think it literally could be you're a date, like
a dinner, like a company, your company.

Speaker 1 (01:06:28):
So, Morgan, would you like to tell Amy what what's
happened here?

Speaker 9 (01:06:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 20 (01:06:32):
So a guy, let's just call him Paul, direct message
to me on Instagram and he was like, Hey, I
don't know if you've done this before, but I'm looking
for a sugar baby and I really like all of
your pictures.

Speaker 7 (01:06:42):
I'm willing to pay five thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:06:44):
Oh yeah for what? But does do you have to
be naked?

Speaker 20 (01:06:48):
I don't know, Like I That's why I'm asking him, like, well,
I've never even considered this idea because I didn't realize
there was this much money and being a sugar baby.

Speaker 8 (01:06:57):
But what am I doing?

Speaker 1 (01:06:58):
What if? He said, no, no, nothing sexual, but you
just have to be as date to stuff and like
hang out with them.

Speaker 7 (01:07:05):
A lot, companion and company.

Speaker 1 (01:07:08):
He's like fifty eight, like five ten two thirty, kind
of hair, a little too hairy, bald head, sweats a
little too much. Okay, that got worse.

Speaker 8 (01:07:27):
Grounded hours but nothing sexual.

Speaker 1 (01:07:29):
But nothing happen except only kissing. But no open mouth.

Speaker 8 (01:07:34):
Oh yeah, I couldn't do that.

Speaker 1 (01:07:35):
No, no, no, no open mouth kissing, just pecks. And it's
five thousand dollars a month. There, you gotta do it.
I do it.

Speaker 20 (01:07:43):
I think I could do if there was nothing like,
if it was genuine just companionship.

Speaker 8 (01:07:47):
I actually think I could do it.

Speaker 20 (01:07:49):
I like hanging out with people, and I go to
stuff all the time, so I feel like I could
do that.

Speaker 7 (01:07:53):
But also, is it a fine line? I mean, I'm sure, honestly,
I guarantee you. We probably have listeners that are either
a sugar baby or a sugar daddy or a sugar mama.
They this exists too, so I feel like maybe they
could tell us.

Speaker 1 (01:08:09):
The went over to just dictionary dot com, not Urban Dictionary,
just dictionary dot com. Sugar baby and we all kind
of have an idea of what we think it is.
It's a younger person who provides romantic companionship or sexual
intimacy to a wealthy older person in the exchange for
gifts and financial support.

Speaker 7 (01:08:27):
Okay, so there's a physical there's or No, it's romantic,
it said sometimes or or or provides romantic Well the
or though it's either romantic or romantic or sexual. Romantic
companionship could be dinner like fake.

Speaker 1 (01:08:40):
Come on, Yes, the other people get.

Speaker 7 (01:08:43):
On a date to dinner, but it's all you have
to do is talk.

Speaker 1 (01:08:46):
Would you for a thousand bucks? Would you go out
for a whole night with a guy and fake like
his girlfriend if he was just no, nothing sexual, but
he wants you to fake like his girlfriend the occasional
kiss on the cheek and you're not attracting him at all.

Speaker 8 (01:09:00):
I would be interested. I think I would consider it.

Speaker 7 (01:09:04):
But isn't it isn't a fine line of like. I
don't know. I just feel like, can you always trust that?

Speaker 1 (01:09:10):
I think you can't always trust anybody. Yeah, and it's
tax free. That's even cool? Or excuse me, what what
do you mean? They just been mommy, they're just gonna
give you cash. It's not a real it's not a
real job. It's not like you have to fill out
a W two for that.

Speaker 7 (01:09:22):
I don't know, Morgan, I feel like you could make
it for any other ways.

Speaker 1 (01:09:24):
No, No, No, I think you should do it. I feel
like you need to ask more questions. Yeah, follow up,
like what does this entail? What is your definition of
a sugar baby? Just say that even if you're like, no,
do it for us so we can learn.

Speaker 8 (01:09:36):
Okay, I'll respond to him. Indeed, you might open the
flood gates.

Speaker 1 (01:09:39):
Did you look at his pictures? No?

Speaker 8 (01:09:41):
He's private, so I can't.

Speaker 20 (01:09:42):
I think they keep private because like they send out
a lot of these messages, so you have to, like,
if you're serious, you respond and you like friend them.

Speaker 3 (01:09:49):
What if it's not a dude and it's like a
company that does this looking for sugar babies, Well that
is called a.

Speaker 1 (01:09:54):
Pimp, right, Yeah, that's.

Speaker 7 (01:09:58):
Good.

Speaker 1 (01:10:00):
You know what I'm saying. That's called it. Yeah, Eddie, don't.
That's a different situation.

Speaker 20 (01:10:03):
But like if there's no sexual isn't it similar to
like selling your feet pictures?

Speaker 1 (01:10:06):
Yeah, but I'm not doing those feet aren't in person.
But also, cares you get to travel, you get to cool.
There's no way I want to travel with somebody. I
don't know. That's what it is. I mean, that's for
five thousand. I would only be going to the lubies
in town. I'm not trying to go to another city. Whatever.
If they're going to take me to Paris, let's go.

Speaker 7 (01:10:25):
Do you want to see who texted me? Well, I
don't know who Jenny.

Speaker 1 (01:10:29):
Oh, so it's one of those Hey Mark, and you're
like you're supposed to say, oh no, it's not Mark,
wrong number. And then they send like a picture of
them being all hot.

Speaker 7 (01:10:38):
If Scara's freaky that this show up on my phone? Hello,
how is your day? I am jinny? And then two
hours later, because I didn't reply to that, a pit
comes through of the girl and says, hey, are you
still there?

Speaker 1 (01:10:49):
Yeah, you'd be like yes, but I'm not attracted. I'm
a girl. I'm not attracted to girls.

Speaker 7 (01:10:53):
But I'm worried who is this girl and is she Okay?

Speaker 1 (01:10:56):
I have actually an anonymous call that wants to talk
come on about being a sugar baby. So we'll go
to anonymous in Massachusetts. Anonymous, you're on the show. Thank
you for calling Morning Studio Marning, So tell us what
you know.

Speaker 2 (01:11:10):
Okay.

Speaker 16 (01:11:10):
So there's like an app that's basically tinder Bumble type
of thing, but for sugar babies and sugar daddies.

Speaker 1 (01:11:18):
And you got on the app knowing what was up.

Speaker 16 (01:11:23):
Yes, and you don't have to do anything physical at all.
It can just be like, oh, I'm looking for a date,
I'm looking for dinner company, anything like that.

Speaker 2 (01:11:35):
And they give you.

Speaker 16 (01:11:35):
Gifts, they pay you. Sometimes it's monetary, sometimes it's just
a gift.

Speaker 1 (01:11:41):
Do you feel weird doing it? Because you know the
guy probably wants to hook up with you and he's
giving you stuff, so you're like, do I need to
go forward and do more?

Speaker 16 (01:11:49):
But there's not It's like a lot of them aren't
doing a hookup. So you can actually, like when you
sign up for the app, you put in what like
whether you want it to be sexual or not.

Speaker 1 (01:11:58):
I feel like, if you're in a room and it's
only you two, do do you feel extremely vulnerable? Because
I would think if I am a man or woman
and I'm smaller and someone has more money or I
don't know, physically smaller, that they just feel vulnerable to
whatever they were doing.

Speaker 7 (01:12:14):
Okay, So that's a good question of if are you
ever alone alone with them or is it always in
a public place?

Speaker 1 (01:12:19):
And do they ever know where you live?

Speaker 16 (01:12:23):
It can be totally up to you. You don't have
to let them know where you live. You can say
I only want to be in public with them. You
don't even have to get in a car with them.
You can meet them places. So it's like really up
to you how you want to approach it. But you
don't have.

Speaker 13 (01:12:37):
To be in a vulnerable position.

Speaker 1 (01:12:39):
Have you gone on vacation with any of these dudes?

Speaker 9 (01:12:42):
No?

Speaker 7 (01:12:43):
How much money do you make?

Speaker 11 (01:12:46):
Pretty much as much as you want, but a lot so.

Speaker 1 (01:12:49):
But there's a box though, because you know, like you
click terms of service, I read an agreement, there's a
box that says, well, I don't know, we'll do but
stuff I don't know, like sex stuff I don't know.
She said, there's like a you can click sex.

Speaker 7 (01:13:01):
Like, yeah, you're at the doctor, you.

Speaker 1 (01:13:03):
Said, right, But I'm saying, like, do you charge? You
can click you'll do sexual stuff? Yeah.

Speaker 16 (01:13:10):
It's like what are you're looking for?

Speaker 7 (01:13:12):
Are you all us this app?

Speaker 5 (01:13:13):
Like?

Speaker 1 (01:13:13):
What is the app?

Speaker 7 (01:13:14):
Legal?

Speaker 5 (01:13:16):
Yes?

Speaker 18 (01:13:17):
Legal?

Speaker 16 (01:13:17):
It's just like if you were to meet up with
somebody on tender, like how many times is Tinder?

Speaker 7 (01:13:21):
Thats right? Oh, I just didn't know if exchange for
money for sex was legal.

Speaker 1 (01:13:25):
I don't know, honestly, Well it's not unless I didn't
think so that Vegas there's certain Yeah, you can go
to a brothel light. Well they what.

Speaker 8 (01:13:37):
Is the app called? Can you tell.

Speaker 16 (01:13:38):
Us it's a it's a website. I can't remember the
name of it now.

Speaker 1 (01:13:46):
Yeah, she doesn't want to.

Speaker 7 (01:13:47):
I want to protect you, admit to me or tell
me privately.

Speaker 1 (01:13:51):
So did you ever get yourself in trouble or feel
you unsafe?

Speaker 5 (01:13:56):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:13:57):
Did you make over one thousand dollars in one e ever?

Speaker 18 (01:14:01):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:14:02):
Did you ever make out with the dude when you
thought you wouldn't?

Speaker 5 (01:14:06):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:14:07):
Did you ever start to have feelings for the guy
when after you thought, I'm just doing this to make
a little money.

Speaker 2 (01:14:13):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:14:14):
Did you tell your friends you were doing it?

Speaker 18 (01:14:16):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:14:17):
Did you send your pen location so they could track
you at any time? Because you thought if in case
I'm not safe?

Speaker 16 (01:14:23):
Of course?

Speaker 1 (01:14:24):
Why did you stop doing it?

Speaker 16 (01:14:28):
Because I didn't need the money anymore and it wasn't
fun anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:14:31):
Do you, or have you told your current partner or
past partners that you were a sugar baby?

Speaker 7 (01:14:37):
Yes? And they're fine with it.

Speaker 1 (01:14:42):
Yes. I want to know this chick is how hot?
Does she sound?

Speaker 4 (01:14:47):
Well?

Speaker 6 (01:14:47):
I mean, I just feel like they're not gonna If
you're looking for a sugar baby, You're not going to
go after some busted looking, you know, truck relative.

Speaker 1 (01:14:56):
That's what I'm saying. Like, so she I want to
know what celeb do you look like? Anonymous?

Speaker 2 (01:15:03):
What was that?

Speaker 1 (01:15:04):
What celebrity do you look like?

Speaker 16 (01:15:09):
None?

Speaker 1 (01:15:10):
That's so weird.

Speaker 7 (01:15:11):
She's her own.

Speaker 1 (01:15:13):
And how much would you charge though for a night?
Or could they buy like a pack like a you
know like Jim remember you give out like ten training sessions?
Is that like that? Or do you do per month
like a streaming service? Like what what is a sugar
baby situation?

Speaker 16 (01:15:27):
So like charge you get it? Do they decide what
they want to give you?

Speaker 1 (01:15:32):
That sounds terrible? Have you ever been stiffed?

Speaker 4 (01:15:36):
No?

Speaker 7 (01:15:37):
Okay, so it could be either that you get a
free nice dinner, they give you a gift.

Speaker 1 (01:15:43):
I know, Well do you get a free call? You
gotta get you're going to the dinner. That's just part
of it. But yeah, I want a good or a service.

Speaker 7 (01:15:51):
Okay, yeah, but okay, so you may not get paid,
but you could be at a nice dinner and as
long as they give you a gift, then you're good.

Speaker 1 (01:15:59):
Right, That's what's the nicest gift? You guy?

Speaker 16 (01:16:03):
There was a really expensive watch.

Speaker 1 (01:16:06):
It's nice. Yeah.

Speaker 20 (01:16:08):
Do you ever get paid like up front or do
you have to complete the task first?

Speaker 18 (01:16:13):
You get paid at the end?

Speaker 6 (01:16:15):
Oh heck yeah. Like you give a hug at night
and they slip you a thousand. Oh man, I'm that's
so cool they put in your coat pocket.

Speaker 1 (01:16:24):
But you're just going full fantasy. Huh, what's going on
to the detail? Well, I'm just saying, like, did you
want the website? And she from mass didn't you say Massachusetts?

Speaker 6 (01:16:30):
So it's cold when a hug and you slide the
thousand in the coat pocket.

Speaker 1 (01:16:35):
And felt that. Do you keep in contact with any
of them?

Speaker 5 (01:16:38):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:16:39):
Okay they did you ever turn business? Turn business?

Speaker 5 (01:16:44):
Like?

Speaker 1 (01:16:45):
Did you go out with the same guy more than once?

Speaker 16 (01:16:48):
Yes, a couple of times.

Speaker 1 (01:16:49):
And you never did anything sexual with any guy? No,
we won't judge you if you did.

Speaker 7 (01:16:54):
Were they mostly really really wealthy or just.

Speaker 1 (01:16:57):
Really really old?

Speaker 18 (01:16:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:16:59):
Old or wealthy?

Speaker 16 (01:17:00):
Mostly just wealthy and lonely.

Speaker 1 (01:17:03):
But why if they're so wealthy and lonely, why didn't
they do stuff with that wealthy people do and like
meet somebody, because.

Speaker 16 (01:17:12):
Like, sometimes you work too much. A lot of them
work too much and just don't have the time and
they just need company for something.

Speaker 1 (01:17:18):
Okay, then have a PlayStation.

Speaker 16 (01:17:19):
Don't you find it? Don't you find it interesting to
sometimes have like a conversation with somebody brand new over dinner.

Speaker 1 (01:17:27):
Yeah, I completely life. I understand that. What about married
guys though, would you ever know they were married and
they would still you have you as their sugar baby?

Speaker 16 (01:17:36):
That never happened to me, but I'm sure it happened.

Speaker 1 (01:17:39):
Well, what do you say to Morgan as we kind
of wrap this up, Well, this guy has said, Hey,
I'd like for to be a sugar baby. What do
you want to say to her?

Speaker 16 (01:17:47):
So I feel like, because it wasn't a m on
Instagram that I feel like it was kind of a
scam thing. But I say, I say, find out what
the what's the situation is? If you don't have to
do anything and it's just a dinner, that's kind of
it's five thousand bucks?

Speaker 1 (01:18:01):
Yeah, I know it is. But I'm scared for you
right then. You just we just don't know for sure
if it's that's what If it ended and it's all
it was, I'd be like, yes, but you just don't
know is it?

Speaker 7 (01:18:10):
And also is it a gateway I got married a prostitution.

Speaker 1 (01:18:14):
I don't think so, I'm saying, anonymous, is it a
gateway to prostitution?

Speaker 11 (01:18:19):
No more?

Speaker 7 (01:18:21):
Not not full blown like.

Speaker 16 (01:18:25):
Morgan literally had the entire country like looking out for her.

Speaker 1 (01:18:28):
So yeah, well, thank you for the call. We really
appreciate the insight. Lunchbox one final question, Yeah, did you
tell your parents?

Speaker 7 (01:18:35):
My mom?

Speaker 1 (01:18:37):
Yeah? Oh okay, yeah, dad, man, I doesn't really understand that.
Dad won't get it.

Speaker 7 (01:18:42):
Yeah, Morgan, what would your.

Speaker 5 (01:18:45):
Like?

Speaker 8 (01:18:45):
What is she doing?

Speaker 1 (01:18:46):
So you're never doing this right? No? Absolutely not. I
thank you. I hope you have a great day. Thank
you for sharing that with us. Bye, okay, bye bye.
I mean we have other people on the phone that
have been sugar babies.

Speaker 7 (01:18:56):
Yeah, yeah, I'm telling you it's more common than you think.

Speaker 1 (01:18:59):
Well, let me let we gotta go so we can
come back. So this will be a pretty quick break,
but we're gonna talk to them and are sugar babies?
Like are there? You mean? Do you guys want to
keep all rolling eighteen wheeler with this? Oh yeaheah. Anthony

(01:19:20):
and Tupelo, Mississippi, has a sugar baby. He is a guy,
so she's Anthony, you're a sugar daddy.

Speaker 11 (01:19:27):
No, I'm a sugar baby.

Speaker 1 (01:19:28):
Oh you're a baby. You just so you're a sugar
baby to a sugar mama. Yes, how did the situation
happen the first time?

Speaker 11 (01:19:40):
Because I was online and social media is actually for
this actual situation, and she came to me and asked me,
it's where I live?

Speaker 2 (01:19:52):
Stuff?

Speaker 11 (01:19:53):
We actually live kind of close. Really, I didn't give
him my address. You don't know where I live. And
that's how it started.

Speaker 1 (01:20:02):
And what does she require from you? And what does
she pay you? And how does she pay you? Is
it each time or is it like a like a
check fifteenth and thirtieth of the month.

Speaker 11 (01:20:10):
Well, she pays me every two weeks, and all it
is for her. If she feels lonely, as though she
calls me, we talk, she wants to go after like
dinner or something like that.

Speaker 5 (01:20:19):
We do.

Speaker 11 (01:20:20):
There's nothing sexual about it. All it is dinner and
talking about her days.

Speaker 16 (01:20:25):
And stuff like that.

Speaker 7 (01:20:26):
What's the age difference between y'all?

Speaker 11 (01:20:29):
About forty years?

Speaker 1 (01:20:31):
She pays you to be her friend? Yes, so, and
she pays you forty years so you probably you sound
like you're about thirty thirty three, So she's in her seventies.
Now does she like to have a young guy with
her or does she just find that you guys related
because of where you're from sensibilities? I don't know, good,
good point something like that. Yeah, and what does she

(01:20:51):
pay you?

Speaker 7 (01:20:52):
About?

Speaker 11 (01:20:53):
Twenty five hundred dollars every two weeks?

Speaker 7 (01:20:54):
Twenty five? Yeah, you gets five thousand dollars a month,
sugar babe this segment, Yeah, be a friend.

Speaker 6 (01:21:04):
I'm going to talk to my wife. I'm becoming a
baby like this is I mean, this is money making opportunity, Anthony.

Speaker 1 (01:21:11):
Do you have a Do you have another job other
than this?

Speaker 5 (01:21:15):
Yes?

Speaker 11 (01:21:15):
The word friend for United Furniture, and.

Speaker 1 (01:21:17):
I would bet this is a pretty good supplement to
your income. Basically five thousand bucks a month, you're looking
at sixty grand a year. Yeah. How long you been
doing this?

Speaker 11 (01:21:28):
Six eight weeks?

Speaker 1 (01:21:29):
Now? Okays? He just started?

Speaker 7 (01:21:30):
Is your only mama? Is your only sugar mama?

Speaker 5 (01:21:37):
Yes?

Speaker 11 (01:21:38):
Right now?

Speaker 6 (01:21:38):
Are you allowed to have more than one mama? Or
will she get mad? Are you married?

Speaker 1 (01:21:42):
Yeah? There's a lot of questions.

Speaker 11 (01:21:43):
I have too, good question, I have no clue. And
you're say, am actually married?

Speaker 1 (01:21:47):
Wait?

Speaker 7 (01:21:48):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (01:21:48):
Does your wife know about this, Yes, I don't know that.
I would hate it though. If it's just an old
seventy five year old lady who wants to pay for friendship,
it just feels weird because the term. Yeah. But if
somebody came up, some old wlady was like, Hey, I'm
going to pay you a thousand bucks a week to
be my friend, and when I call him, I think
everybody be like, go for it.

Speaker 7 (01:22:09):
When it comes to her income or maybe she's retired,
I don't know. Does she have a lot to live
off of or is she screaming by to pay you?

Speaker 1 (01:22:20):
Good question, Rich.

Speaker 11 (01:22:22):
I have no clue whether she is or not, because,
like I said, I don't know her from a situation
where she plays oh, because that's.

Speaker 7 (01:22:29):
What I would start to feel bad of, Like, am
I taking all this.

Speaker 4 (01:22:31):
Woman's money she paid you in cash or a car
she drives when she drives out o PayPal?

Speaker 7 (01:22:37):
Pretty with it?

Speaker 4 (01:22:40):
All?

Speaker 11 (01:22:41):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:22:41):
Well, I appreciate that call, Anthony, Thank you for sharing
your insight the car.

Speaker 7 (01:22:44):
Who asked the car I did? Did he answer she drives.

Speaker 11 (01:22:47):
A PayPal a vehicle or anything involved? It's just.

Speaker 1 (01:22:52):
What does she drive? Whenever you guys see each other.
Oh no, that okay, okay, pretty nice? All right, Anthony,
thank you for your time, Bud. I appreciate your listening.
I see, man, let's do one more of this is Jennifer.
I'm not even to say where Jennifer's from.

Speaker 7 (01:23:07):
Just just for well, he just gave his business.

Speaker 1 (01:23:11):
But he's not doing anything wrong. Jennifer, thank you for calling.
What would you like to say?

Speaker 18 (01:23:18):
Hey, guys, So I've had quite a bit of experience
in this, and what I feel is more the truth
is from my experience, most sugar daddies are married, Mary,
And first of it does involve intimate situations. There's plenty

(01:23:41):
of money to be made. I actually fell in love
with someone I thought was going to be that person
for me, and literally within the first couple of hours,
I knew that it was over for the both of us.
But I think it's been sugarcoated a lot, and I
just felt the need to kind of give you the

(01:24:03):
real scoops.

Speaker 1 (01:24:04):
So how has it been sugarcoat? Why is it so
much more palatable when people tell us the stories than
it really is.

Speaker 18 (01:24:14):
You know, those situations that the other callers talked about,
is those can happen, But it is really few and
far between.

Speaker 1 (01:24:22):
I felt that too, Like if I was a dude
paying money for I would just think you'd want them
to have sex with you, and they do.

Speaker 2 (01:24:33):
Now.

Speaker 18 (01:24:33):
I have had situations where much older men do really
desire companionship, and there are a few that I never
didn't need in person. They just enjoyed texting and talking
and they'll send you a couple hundred dollars. But those
are the people that you're going to be able to
pay your bills with so much if you're willing, so

(01:25:00):
you know, go there. Yeah, there's plenty of money to
be made. But the way the truth is for the
guy's perspective is I think they look at it as
they're going to pay for it anyway, whether it's dinner,
a hotel, gifts or cash, and they get what they want.

(01:25:23):
But I never felt pressure to do anything, or I
never met anyone that I felt with shady problem is
with the married guys.

Speaker 1 (01:25:32):
Yeah, so you fell in love with the guy. Was
he married when you fell in love with him? No,
he wasn't, and he paid for you to hang out
with him as this sugar baby, And did he also
fall in love with you just as quick. Yeah, And
if i'm him, I'm like, she really liked me? Did
he keep paying you even though?

Speaker 7 (01:25:51):
Like?

Speaker 1 (01:25:51):
When did you stop payments because you're there to make
a living? When did you have him stop payment because
you thought it was real?

Speaker 18 (01:25:59):
Well after that second, the second time I met him,
I told him that within fifteen minutes of the second
date that I couldn't share him. And from that point on,
I said, you give me what you think I'm worth.
And then once we got into a conversation, I'm very
blunt and open and honest, and it really turned into

(01:26:23):
being something where he just had the ability to take
care of me, but I could have cared less if
he had money or not or paid me.

Speaker 1 (01:26:31):
Was it difficult for you to know that he could
also do this with other women and just not tell
you about it, Like you could keep being a sugar
daddy or a john or whatever however we're defining it.

Speaker 18 (01:26:43):
Well, I should probably work for the FBI. So he
wasn't want to do anything that I wasn't going to
find out of that because I was lasting him without
him ever knowing it.

Speaker 7 (01:26:51):
Wait, what of trust? Wait you tracked him without him
knowing you?

Speaker 18 (01:26:56):
Awesome, I'm not really like me.

Speaker 1 (01:26:58):
Yeah right, I mean that's her daddy.

Speaker 18 (01:27:00):
Slate and watch. Yeah, just to make sure.

Speaker 1 (01:27:05):
Oh okay, so you still together? Yeah? Last question? Are
you still together?

Speaker 18 (01:27:09):
We are fourteen months later?

Speaker 7 (01:27:11):
Yeah, she can say years. Okay, okay, so still.

Speaker 18 (01:27:15):
Very I was, I was, I was briefly the worst,
but I've started.

Speaker 2 (01:27:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:27:19):
Okay, this's all. This sounds really helpful.

Speaker 1 (01:27:20):
Okay, Race, I may have thirty seconds. How many guys
can I ask you one really personal question, since we're
not saying where you're from right ahead? How many guys?
But on this situation, this being a sugar mom, how
many guys you think you had sex with that paid you.

Speaker 18 (01:27:34):
In the month of dua last year, I met eight
guys and forty two hundred dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:27:42):
Man, that's wow, waite that she's she's saying any guys? Yeah, yeah, sure,
I appreciate it. So eight and forty two divided by
eight is what? Well eight is five? So she got
five hundred oh not even five thousand, five hundred. Yeah, man,
I'm doing Yeah, thank you. How candid you are.

Speaker 7 (01:28:03):
Thank you. I'm glad you found someone for you.

Speaker 18 (01:28:07):
God, it was nice to talk to you all.

Speaker 1 (01:28:08):
I love you all, Thank you very much. Have a
great day.

Speaker 7 (01:28:11):
YouTube.

Speaker 11 (01:28:12):
Baby.

Speaker 1 (01:28:12):
I'm afraid that.

Speaker 7 (01:28:17):
There have a number.

Speaker 1 (01:28:20):
Just stopping your tracks there. I'm afraid that if I
was like, okay, i'll do it. I'll take my clothes
off the like I never mind get I gave you
half the money. They see it all right, Oh well
we didn't expect to go there, but thank you guys.
Bobby Boone show Sorry up today.

Speaker 6 (01:28:35):
This story comes up from Knoxville, Tennessee.

Speaker 1 (01:28:38):
A sixty four year old man walked into Little.

Speaker 6 (01:28:40):
Caesar's Pizza and said, can I get a pepperoni pizza please?

Speaker 1 (01:28:43):
They said, no problem, charged them six dollars. Made the
pizza they put in the oven sound like a deal.

Speaker 6 (01:28:48):
About three minutes later, he's like, what's taking so long
with my pizza?

Speaker 1 (01:28:52):
And they said, sir, it's gonna be about ten more minutes.

Speaker 6 (01:28:55):
Ten minutes, you better get me free crazy bread.

Speaker 1 (01:28:57):
I can't believe it's taking ten minutes, Like, sir, calm down,
it's in the oven. He name checked crazy bread.

Speaker 7 (01:29:03):
Crazy kind of fitting right, okay.

Speaker 6 (01:29:04):
Okay, and so he leaves the restaurant comes back about
five minutes later, No, what's he got?

Speaker 1 (01:29:10):
No gun?

Speaker 7 (01:29:12):
What kind of gun, oh, toy, water gun?

Speaker 1 (01:29:15):
UZZI, I don't know, there's so many options.

Speaker 6 (01:29:18):
If you're thinking six dollars pepperoni pizza and no free
crazy bread, what kind of gun are you going to get?

Speaker 1 (01:29:23):
A crazy gun? A water gun? And I did. I
don't know. You're not leading us anywhere, AK, I don't know.
That doesn't lead us to that. I mean, here is
the extreme of extremes. Yeah here, yes it's the crazy
machine gun or uzy but yeah, yeah, still that's very crazy.
He pointed an employee because he was upset. And AK

(01:29:43):
is long too. It's not long barrel, it's not like
short rifle. Yeah, yeah, that's crazy.

Speaker 6 (01:29:49):
So another customer's like, here, have my pepperoni pizza, and
so he left, but then police came and he lived
a couple of minutes from the place.

Speaker 1 (01:29:55):
I mean, guys, little Caesars does promote hot and ready,
you know, yeah, but if you have to have it,
they're hot and Ready's probably what was ready there, but
it may not have been Pepperoni.

Speaker 2 (01:30:03):
Got it.

Speaker 7 (01:30:04):
Well, I'm just glad through this. Hopefully this guy's in everything.
This house is confiscated, hopefully forever.

Speaker 1 (01:30:10):
You know, the crazy bread was worth it.

Speaker 7 (01:30:12):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:30:12):
He didn't get the crazy bread. He only got the
lady only had pepperoni pieces. She's like, here, take bye,
and he did. He left without crazy bread. He did. Wow,
he needs to go back. Okay, I'm lunchbox at your
Bonehead Story of the day. Do you feel like people
still don't know what we look like for the most part. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:30:27):
Somebody came up to me the day and said, wow,
you're a lot taller than I thought you were.

Speaker 1 (01:30:31):
I'm like, what do you mean.

Speaker 3 (01:30:31):
Well, she's like, I watched the social videos and I
just you look short on there.

Speaker 1 (01:30:35):
I'm like, but I'm sitting down, Okay, height I would get.
And now, back in the day, when you would listen
to the radio, you'd have no idea what people look
like like back in the day day, and then you'd
see them you go, oh, that's weird. Now you don't
do that as much because you already know. It's not
that we're any better looking. Yeah, it's just you see
us earlier. Maybe if you follow us, like at Bobby
bone Show or the many ways that you can now

(01:30:58):
visually see the people that are doing podcast. Ask the
radio what percentage.

Speaker 6 (01:31:01):
Of people do you think don't know what we look
like like listen every day, but don't look at us.

Speaker 1 (01:31:05):
I would think if you listen every day, which is
its own little percentage, okay, seventy five percent of people
that listen every day know what we look like. But
I would think most people that listen don't listen every day.
They may listen a couple of times or three times
a week, and that's probably forty to fifty percent.

Speaker 6 (01:31:22):
Oh so you think that that's a lot percent don't
know what we look like, right, That's why people are
so confused by you.

Speaker 1 (01:31:27):
Yeah, I get that, att I still get it because
you sound like a big guy. Well I'm a big guy,
but they you are not a big I believe of
me and you Eddie, you're the smallest of the three.
What do you mean like? Wait wise, hey, both probably both? Yeah,
maybe you just I'm probably about tall as Eddie. I
don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:31:44):
I don't know how tall Eddie is, but I'm five
to eleven six foot.

Speaker 7 (01:31:48):
Here we go, what's around up?

Speaker 1 (01:31:51):
So all of you amy describe everybody real quick, but
don't use any celebrity doppelgangers. Thank you, lunch Box first.

Speaker 7 (01:31:58):
Goud Okay, uh, well white, skinny, you know, like rides
bikes so not like muscle. Never lifted a weight ever.

Speaker 1 (01:32:08):
I don't think it's good.

Speaker 7 (01:32:09):
It's serious though, Like he works out but not with weights.

Speaker 4 (01:32:12):
Uh.

Speaker 7 (01:32:13):
All his hair brown like yeah just yeah, facial hair everywhere, just.

Speaker 1 (01:32:21):
Hairy, out of control bangs. He does have a bang
bang hair.

Speaker 7 (01:32:27):
Dresses very like casual.

Speaker 8 (01:32:30):
Uh.

Speaker 7 (01:32:31):
Eddie is Hispanic and doesn't have hair and works out
now with Bobby some hairy he loves where it's sort
of what do we call it? Like not hipster sty yellow?

Speaker 1 (01:32:45):
Sometimes he wears Bobby's leftovers.

Speaker 7 (01:32:47):
Yeah, yeah, pretty much and then Bobby.

Speaker 1 (01:32:49):
Yeah, wait does that mean that I have hipster stuff?
Or does it look normal on me? It looks normal
on you.

Speaker 6 (01:32:53):
It looks Eddie trying to like the shoes on today
with the tag the plastic.

Speaker 1 (01:32:57):
Still he looks like favorite shoes. I like ice Ram
all the time. No one called me an idiot? Yeah,
what on earth? But Eddie doesn't wear that type. The
only reason wears is because you give it to him.
And anything else about Eddie always the Dallas Cowboys hat.

Speaker 7 (01:33:11):
Yes, yeah, always in a hat, either a baseball hat
or his hipster hat. And then you have black rim glasses,
like that's like your signature look like if you're not
wearing them, you might not get recognized. And then you've
got all your hair it's brown. You have like kalish skin,
but you get sprayed hands. So sometimes in.

Speaker 1 (01:33:33):
The world months, Well, you're a terrible description.

Speaker 7 (01:33:39):
You're about to.

Speaker 1 (01:33:41):
I'm not against it. I just if I have to
go on camera, I'll get it because are you.

Speaker 7 (01:33:45):
About to be on camera for what this week?

Speaker 4 (01:33:48):
This is?

Speaker 8 (01:33:49):
Okay?

Speaker 7 (01:33:50):
Uh works out fit? Bigger head, but I think it
so like so smart, like your.

Speaker 3 (01:33:58):
Prey, your head, your but so so not physically bigger head,
right did if you're wanted that would have been in
a scripture.

Speaker 1 (01:34:05):
She means physically bigger head. I look like a character
like when someone draws it on the side of.

Speaker 7 (01:34:09):
It both curly hair if you grow it out, and
like really really curly.

Speaker 1 (01:34:14):
On the segment, we gotta go, Thank you, See you
tomorrow by body to Mommy mom sho