Tues Full Show: Dierks Bentley Is On! + Lunchbox Called 911 Again

Dierks Bentley is in studio and shares the awkward moment he had at one of his kids sports games and more.... Plus, find out why Lunchbox called 911 again!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
The transmitting this.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Show, Eliza, Welcome to twousday show more than studio morning.

Speaker 3 (00:13):
Let's go around the room and you just give me
your most entertaining, interesting, or most compelling story of the day.
He gets into the wrong car when leaving the store,
and his sports team's records.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
He'd rather ignore. That's right, produce a ready, everybody, what
do you got for us today? Guys? This is awesome.

Speaker 4 (00:30):
A North Carolina archaeologist team found a nine hundred and
thirty year old Native American canoe in a lake last week,
So that's the headline. This is the problem I have though,
when you read the rest of the story, I'm like, Wow,
that's so cool.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
It's an old canoe, nine hundred and thirty years old.

Speaker 4 (00:44):
And then he scroll down it says two years ago,
these teenagers were swimming the lake and they found it. Well,
then they called the authorities and the archaeologists dug it up.
So the headline should be these two teenagers found this
old canoe.

Speaker 3 (00:57):
That's show two teens fine haunted, buried Native American canoe.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
That's why I'd say if I was riding that story.

Speaker 4 (01:06):
Yeah, man, you gotta scroll to the very bottom to
see that these two teenagers are the ones that really
found it.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
And how old is that?

Speaker 4 (01:11):
Think nine hundred and thirty years old, which I thought
was really interesting because I just went to the Tennessee
State Museum and saw a real canoe from like that
old and I was like, that's crazy, And then I
read the story.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
What's the shape of it? Obviously it's a canoe shape,
but is anything like.

Speaker 4 (01:25):
It's very long and narrow, so it's almost just like
I mean, these things were almost like forty feet long.

Speaker 5 (01:31):
Was it made out of because we need to start
making canoes out of that again?

Speaker 1 (01:34):
Because would wooden can tree?

Speaker 5 (01:36):
Yeah, but I'm saying it didn't rot after however many years.
I mean, we build stuff now and it breaks in
a week.

Speaker 3 (01:42):
It probably was since it was buried, it probably was
able to be preserved in a way. Otherwise I'm assuming
they just cut it out of a trunk of a tree.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
I mean, honestly, it looks like an old tree.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
Yeah, it doesn't look like a real I wonder how
those kids eve knew it would be that old.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
Well, they didn't.

Speaker 4 (01:58):
They thought it was a tree trunk and they just
dug it out and they lifting and lifting and lift
it until finally that auth already said, step away.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
We got this. Yeah, it does loop really thin like
a log.

Speaker 3 (02:07):
Yeah, they thought it was a tree at first. All right,
thank you, Eddie, let's go over. He likes to smell
his socks. He's learning to invest in stocks, and he
wants to ask Luke Combs for a pair of crocs.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
Here he is lunchbox. Everybody, listen up, ladies.

Speaker 5 (02:21):
You want your marriage to last, always put your husband first.
These two women wrote a dating book back in the nineties.
It was a best seller. They are back with updated rules.
They said, your husband needs to be top priority in
your marriage. When your husband says it something stupid, say
nothing back.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
Two wrongs don't make a right. This is the nineties,
not the fifties.

Speaker 5 (02:41):
This was in the nineties. But this is either the updated
rules now. Also, like when you go come home from work,
if you're like a VP or a CEO, you got
to take that hat off and you got to become wife.
You need to cook and put dinner on the table
and then ask your husband if he'd like to help
you clean up. And just like dating, it's not a
hundred percent equal, So marriage isn't either you must both agree.

(03:03):
Your husband is the decision maker and you are his
key supportive team member, even if you make more money boom.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
So this isn't even the nineties version. This is their update.

Speaker 5 (03:13):
This is their updated version. What what these two women
they wrote a butt.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
They we heard all that part.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
We're just confused as to why they would say such
I don't know ignorant things.

Speaker 5 (03:24):
They don't think it's ignorant. They are dating experts. Marriage
exploit makes them an expert, though I don't know that.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
They wrote a book in the nineties.

Speaker 5 (03:30):
They wrote a book in the nineties and it was
a best seller and people loved it. And this is
their new updated one. So women, if you're out there
and you're listening, make your husband the top priority. They're
the decision maker, you're their supportive team member.

Speaker 3 (03:42):
I have no problem with that first part as long
as the other part also made her his top priority, right,
So that's equal.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
That's fine by me, as long as the other happened
as well.

Speaker 3 (03:51):
But it's the you're just the team leader, not the
captain that feels a little weird. I think you can
be the team leader in some aspects and he's the captain.

Speaker 1 (04:01):
Of some and then she can be the team leader.

Speaker 3 (04:04):
And I just think what I've learned in my very
limited time being married, it's not equal, but it's unequal
in different parts and in different ways.

Speaker 5 (04:13):
Right, And that's what they're saying. Then they're saying that
they said dating is not equal. The guy has to
pursue the girl. The guy has to propose. So now
that you're married, same thing. It's not equal. The guy
is the leader and you're just his key member that
supports him.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
Why do you keep cleaning your hands yet like you're preying.

Speaker 6 (04:28):
Yes, My favorite part is and then you ask your
husband if he wants to clean.

Speaker 5 (04:32):
Up, Well, the ANSWER's gonna be know most that if
you like, you're supposed to cook and put dinner on
the table and then ask him nicely if he'd like.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
To help clean up.

Speaker 3 (04:39):
She started to put snail oil on her face, and
her dogs have been eating everything at her place, everybody.

Speaker 6 (04:47):
A new study claims that makeup brushes could be dirtier
than your toilet. So this is a psa to women
to wash their makeup brushes. Most women are not washing
them enough at all. They should be cleaned every two weeks.
And I go like a month sometimes so not probably.

Speaker 3 (05:07):
I don't have makeup brushes, so I don't understand what
the protocol is.

Speaker 6 (05:12):
Well, dead skin cells are on their oil, bacteria, all
of it.

Speaker 7 (05:15):
Can do it.

Speaker 1 (05:15):
I'll throw them away. They're not disposable.

Speaker 7 (05:17):
No, you can.

Speaker 6 (05:18):
I have brush cleaner you can use like a dish
soap or something like that, or baby soap. Just try
to put in the effort to clean it. And take
this as a reminder.

Speaker 1 (05:27):
I thank you from Mountain Pine, Arkansas.

Speaker 3 (05:29):
He's competitive to his core and that's why he works
out till he's sore.

Speaker 1 (05:33):
Bobby Booms, thank you very much. You know, I just
feel bad for this guy.

Speaker 3 (05:37):
A man spends twenty one hours on his knees in
front of his ex girlfriend's workplace trying to get her back. Buddy, awesome.
If you have to do this, if you even have
to do this, you don't. You're not going to get
her back. You don't want her back. Do you either
screwed up so bad that you don't deserve to have
her back.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
Or two, she just ain't.

Speaker 2 (05:58):
That into you and she's never gonna fully be back,
even if she comes back for a second.

Speaker 3 (06:03):
If you're spending twenty one hours out there begging. So
this guy, he spends twenty one hours kneeling outside of
her work. It was an extreme attempt he started. I mean,
he stayed on his ezel ten am the next day,
did the whole night through.

Speaker 1 (06:17):
Oh no, dude, that's crazy.

Speaker 3 (06:19):
Cold rain passers by at first, nobody paid attention, but
there were roses next to him. A crowd then formed
around him.

Speaker 1 (06:28):
It's still is unclear. He had to like cheat on
her or something.

Speaker 5 (06:31):
Yes, his name's got in the story, right, Good, then
he can maybe find a chick later.

Speaker 3 (06:37):
Maybe hope. But he had to cheat on her. He
had to do something so bad that this is happening,
or he just loves her, or.

Speaker 5 (06:43):
She just broke up with him because she didn't want
to be with him, and he's just so desperate.

Speaker 3 (06:46):
I mean, oh man, I don't think that constitutes a
twenty one hour on your knees in front of the workplace.

Speaker 1 (06:53):
That's just you getting sad. I don't think you're going beg.

Speaker 3 (06:55):
I think you're going beg like that if you've done
something wrong, like please take me back, hurts too.

Speaker 4 (07:00):
Like I remember at church, I would get on my
knees and like within thirty seconds, I did he wanted.

Speaker 1 (07:04):
To sit back?

Speaker 3 (07:04):
Did he then saything about pads? That's the story I
brought this morning. Okay, let's get started by.

Speaker 8 (07:16):
Anonymous sin bore the question.

Speaker 9 (07:20):
To be.

Speaker 1 (07:25):
Hello, Bobby Bones.

Speaker 3 (07:27):
I just finished your Bobby Cast with Alana Springsteen and
enjoyed hearing how she believes in signs. I'm in my
late thirties and I feel like I've been stuck in
the same career.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
Way too long, and I want to make a change.

Speaker 3 (07:38):
I've been considering starting over and moving into a writing career,
which I'm more passionate about, but I no no yet
how i'd make money. I recently asked for a sign
and then this week I got an email that I'd
been accepted to a writer's retreat this summer. Only fifteen
people got selected. I never thought i'd be chosen. Do
you think it's a sign I should quit my job
to start my career as a writer or should I
give it more time to think it through after the

(07:59):
writers are sign big believer in signs. No, it is
not a sign to quit your job. First of all, Amy,
stop robing your.

Speaker 1 (08:05):
Hands skin there.

Speaker 7 (08:06):
This is exciting.

Speaker 3 (08:07):
It is not a sign to quit your job. You
applied for this, I probably think you're good enough. You
should just go to it. This is not a sign
to quit your job. Could be, it's an it could be.

Speaker 6 (08:18):
Here's how I would handle this sign. It is a
sign one hund No.

Speaker 3 (08:23):
It's the work that she's done. She had to obviously
apply to be accepted.

Speaker 6 (08:27):
I would also say it's a sign she was listening
to this episode that you did.

Speaker 1 (08:30):
That's good.

Speaker 3 (08:30):
Everything's not a sign, and if you look for a sign,
you're gonna find a sign.

Speaker 1 (08:34):
I'm way more rational about it. But Amy, you go
ahead and do your thing. I will not interrupt.

Speaker 6 (08:38):
So what I see this as I see it as
an opportunity for you to go take a step in
the direction towards what you truly want to do. But
you're gonna have to maintain some form of income so
you can support yourself, so there's gonna be some overlap.

Speaker 1 (08:54):
But that's not a sign. You said. It was a
sign to me that Amy, sam what I said. But
it's not some sign.

Speaker 7 (09:02):
That's a sign that's coming. You're headed in the right direction.
Keep going. It's a sign to keep going, don't stop.

Speaker 3 (09:09):
I agree with everything you're saying, except the sign thing,
it's not a sign. You applied for it. You got
what you deserved. You worked hard, you wrote, you submitted.
They said, yes, that's not a sign. That's called the
fruits of your labor. It's called you get to make
a difficult decision once you go to this writer's retreat
or what you want to do.

Speaker 1 (09:22):
You can do both.

Speaker 7 (09:23):
Okay, it's a sign that she listens to the.

Speaker 2 (09:24):
Podcast sign Okay, I just don't believe in signs. Okay,
that's what.

Speaker 7 (09:28):
She heard this.

Speaker 6 (09:28):
She needed the sign to be reminded that someone that's
writing and that's on your podcast, it believes that.

Speaker 3 (09:33):
She was sorry for a sign anyway. The podcast had
nothing to do with it. She just said she enjoyed
listening about signs. So obviously she's in someone that's into signs.
I'm letting her know that the podcast is probably a sign.
Oh my gosh, Joseyn, keep going go to the writer's retreat.
You wanted a sign, you will get a sign. I'd
like a sign right now that today is going to
be a good day. It didn't work like that. I
really would like a sign that today's going to be

(09:54):
a good day. Eddie blink twice and two has been
my lucky number all day. Wow, that's not a sign
I was looking for. I got it up.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
You didn't insert anything into the signs.

Speaker 4 (10:02):
Wait, I didn't blink, though you did, you just didn't
even know it.

Speaker 6 (10:06):
That would mean you have to take out this morning
before you even saw Eddie. And you're like, okay, if
Eddie blinks tries to.

Speaker 3 (10:11):
No, no, I just look it for a sign. Is
a happy blink? Okay, you can find anything you want.

Speaker 1 (10:15):
Cool. If you look for a sign, just do the work.

Speaker 7 (10:18):
I'm going to look for a sign that Bobby's a
hater a here.

Speaker 1 (10:20):
You got to do the work.

Speaker 3 (10:22):
Yeah, congratulations. By the way, getting in that's really cool.
You should go do it. Pursue your dream. You got
to keep making money at the same time. You can
do it both. There's a lot of sacrifice. If you
want something great, you gotta sacrifice something great. Sometimes that's time,
Sometimes that's time with others. Good for you. Really cool,
and I go give it a run. I'm not a
believer in signs. I'm a believer in hard work. That's

(10:44):
what's up, So go get it.

Speaker 7 (10:45):
Doesn't mean people that believe in signs don't work hard.

Speaker 1 (10:48):
I believe people want to sign. Oh should I do it?

Speaker 3 (10:50):
You know what your sign is? Go freaking work, make
them want you. Yeah, here's a sign. Work this way,
arrow go, go, go and write, do whatever you want
to do. Chase your dream, but keep working as well
for now. And then the sign to give up is
when someone will pay you enough to be able to
give up your job.

Speaker 1 (11:06):
That's a sign or also a paycheck, whatever you want
to call it.

Speaker 7 (11:11):
Sign's coming steps. This is step one.

Speaker 3 (11:13):
Okay, thanks there, I thank you for the email. Last week,
Lunchbox told us he again called nine one one. It's
his favorite thing to do. And sometimes we're like, you
don't need to call nine one one for that. This time, though,
we felt like what you did in why you did it,
Like it made sense, So tell the listeners what you did.

Speaker 5 (11:33):
So I was leaving a soccer game and there was
a white truck in front of me and it was
swerving all over the road, leaving the roadway, and I
was like, okay, this is obviously a drunk driver. So
I called nine to one one to report the drunk driver, thinking, okay,
the police will come and pop them, pull them over.
Cup them, stuff them because definitely going to the drunk tank,
and then you follow him.

Speaker 1 (11:52):
I did follow, okay, so I may I may have
gone the opposite direction where my house was.

Speaker 3 (11:56):
But he's also changing a story a couple of times
where he said he have passed an exit, but now
he's turned around.

Speaker 1 (12:02):
He's following right right.

Speaker 5 (12:03):
I mean they may have been going left, and so
I went left with him and then they took an exit.

Speaker 3 (12:07):
Yes, so when you call nine one one, that's available
for anybody to get. So we have lunchboxes. Call two
nine one one so we can hear it. It's about
a minute long, and then lunchboxes a few things to
say afterward.

Speaker 1 (12:18):
Right, yes, okay, go ahead.

Speaker 7 (12:19):
Saturday, April Lights. The time is nine pm.

Speaker 9 (12:23):
Nine one one.

Speaker 10 (12:24):
What's your emergency?

Speaker 9 (12:25):
Oh, I guess, ma'am. I'm driving and there's white truck
in front of me.

Speaker 1 (12:29):
Is all over the road.

Speaker 9 (12:30):
I mean swerving left right, and I mean I guess
not swerving more drifting lane to lane where we're about
to take exit three and we're gonna oh no, we're
going to go to the left or we're gonna go wait, wait,
are you following him? I don't think you should follow him. No, no, no, no,
I'm not following this is this is the way I
go home. It's just the same way. And he just
happens to be taking the same exit. And we're gonna

(12:51):
we're doing the loop. We're going to be doing the
loopy loop.

Speaker 8 (12:54):
Don't follow him, if you can, just maybe try to
get the license plate.

Speaker 9 (12:58):
Yeah, I mean yeah, I mean, oh man, he's just
like this the red lights. He's stopping at the red lights,
but right off it like when he hits starts up,
he starts swerving over the lane right away, like it's
just like, oh my gosh.

Speaker 8 (13:11):
Okay, well, thank you so much.

Speaker 9 (13:12):
Don't follow him, and if you can, can you like
get off of the highway now? And gee, I mean,
this is just the way I'm going home, Like this
is my way to my house. He just happens to
be going the same way.

Speaker 6 (13:23):
Okay, I let the officers.

Speaker 9 (13:24):
No, all right, thank you so much for calling.

Speaker 5 (13:27):
All right by, did you ever give the license plate? No,
because I couldn't get close enough to give the license plate.

Speaker 1 (13:32):
And you're lying though you.

Speaker 5 (13:34):
Well a little bit, a little bit, but but you
were lying.

Speaker 1 (13:38):
You aren't going in the direction. You're right, Okay, go ahead.
But here's my thing.

Speaker 5 (13:41):
I felt like she was just annoyed with me the
whole time. I felt like she was just like.

Speaker 3 (13:46):
I think she didn't want you to follow him because
it could have ended bad for you. Let's say he
sees you following, turns around with gun and so I'm
shoot at you, crashes into you.

Speaker 1 (13:54):
You crash trying to follow.

Speaker 4 (13:55):
Him, and I think she caught you in the lie too,
So she's like not falling for that.

Speaker 3 (13:59):
And I say, you couldn't give her the license place
that you really couldn't help her at all. No, no,
but I told her.

Speaker 5 (14:04):
Okay, we're exiting three, exit three doing the loopy lou
and it's a white truck. I mean, I explained what
a LOOPI lou is for people that don't know. Is
when you exit and you circle back the loo. Yeah,
you instead of hitting a stop while you go underneath
the bridge and come back around so in a voids
to stop. It's called a loopy lou. Don't know if
that's the technical term, but that's what I call it.

(14:26):
And I just like her tone of voice to me
was like she was annoyed that I called, like I'm
not supposed to call nine.

Speaker 1 (14:31):
To one one for that. I don't know, but she
didn't seem very like, oh, thanks for calling. You really
couldn't give her anything. I think it's her frustration.

Speaker 3 (14:39):
You couldn't get her the license plate, and you wouldn't
stop following him.

Speaker 1 (14:43):
I was keeping a safe distance.

Speaker 2 (14:44):
Yeah, I hear you. I don't feel like she was annoyed.
Annoyed though, do you feel like she could do nothing
about it? He didn't give her enough information to do anything.

Speaker 7 (14:51):
Yeah. I feel like she was doing her job.

Speaker 6 (14:52):
But also it's her job to keep other people safe involved,
so she was probably just that's what he's picking up.

Speaker 7 (14:59):
The vibe from her is like, sir, but.

Speaker 5 (15:02):
Like when I'm on stop doing like when I watch TV,
Like when I watch those dateline ones, right, they're like
stay on the phone, don't hang up until the officer arrives.

Speaker 1 (15:11):
This one. She's like, all right, thanks. I'm like, what
is that? Always? Is that for a drunk driver?

Speaker 6 (15:15):
Though?

Speaker 1 (15:15):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (15:16):
I think that's like if you're in a closet hiding
from burglar, like try to line.

Speaker 3 (15:21):
Yeah, like try to stay on so we can save
your life because someone's in your house.

Speaker 1 (15:25):
I might kill you.

Speaker 5 (15:26):
Yeah, I'm just saying when I watch TV and they
always say don't hang up. And then she's like, Okay,
thanks for calling. She's already ready to get off the phone,
and me like she's got something, an appointment to be
at or something like maybe she did maybe she had
another call.

Speaker 1 (15:36):
Any was you here there? I mean I think that
you're right.

Speaker 4 (15:39):
He had no information for her, and she got all
the information she can possibly get from lunchbox. And then
it's almost like his prank calls where he just doesn't
stop talking.

Speaker 3 (15:47):
He just starts stammering a lot, and so she's just like,
wrap it up.

Speaker 4 (15:51):
I gotta either get I mean, she's got to send
the cops out there.

Speaker 1 (15:53):
One and two. She probably has like her phone lines
are probably ringing for more calls. Bryce in a closet,
and she's like, stay on the phone. I got this idiot.
He's chasing a car, chasing, not chasing following.

Speaker 3 (16:05):
You have no reason to be upset about the call. Yeah,
after hearing it back, I would be a little more succinct.
I would be a little more descriptive.

Speaker 5 (16:13):
I was trying to but like whenever the guy was swerving,
it would make me. I would get like I would
like visually, like just as you're watching it live, you
can't you can't not react. So it's like I'm in
mid conversation when something happens, you like you don't know
how to describe it because it freaks you out.

Speaker 6 (16:29):
It probably freaks you out extra if you have kids
in the car, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (16:32):
It probably does. Did you have your kids in the car?
Did you tell us that he did?

Speaker 5 (16:36):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (16:36):
No, Yeah, but I told you I was maintaining a
state distance. Why are you chasing? They did? They asked me,
why are you calling the police?

Speaker 8 (16:44):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (16:45):
You know, they're just they might be sick, they might
need a doctor. Like a lot of lying going on. Okay,
you have no reason to be upset. Okay, all good.
You made a good call.

Speaker 3 (16:53):
Though, what I would say next time is be a
little more prepared to try not to be so reactional
to what's happening, so you can describe to her what's happening.

Speaker 5 (17:00):
Okay, okay, all right, And so next time I should
have spikes is what you're saying.

Speaker 1 (17:04):
But do you know what run ahead of them?

Speaker 10 (17:08):
It's time for the good news.

Speaker 1 (17:10):
Bobby and con over, North Carolina.

Speaker 3 (17:16):
The quick action of a six year old named Quinn
saved her mom's life. Quinn was looking on and her
mom was making dinner, and then the mom started to
have a seizure, just uncontrollably, and so the kids like
that ain't right. Didn't know exactly what it was because
the kid six, and so she went to her three
year old brother and it was like, go, the neighbors

(17:36):
are really close, run over the real quick and get
the neighbors stay with her mom. And then the neighbors
called nine one one and they got there in time.
And so because they were there so quickly, they saved
the mom's life. Basically, Wow, So Jennifer, the mom's on
the mend, and they gave Quinn a certificate. But if
you're six, you want candy, Let's be honest.

Speaker 1 (17:54):
Oh yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (17:55):
It's all good, but save that till she's like fifteen.
She needs some gun worms or something. Let's be honest,
but pretty good the fact. And also the three year
old ran over to the neighbor's house.

Speaker 4 (18:06):
A three year old, I've always wanted to test my
children to see what they would do in that scenario.

Speaker 1 (18:10):
But I don't want to give him like trauma, like
I want to see how they'd react.

Speaker 4 (18:16):
I want to fake them and then be like if
they laugh at me, what do they do or do
they go get help?

Speaker 3 (18:20):
Well, then when you really do do dead alight.

Speaker 1 (18:26):
That's what it's all about. That was telling me something
good on the Bobby Bones Show.

Speaker 3 (18:31):
Now I was doing an ice bath that's good, which
I haven't done, and Jake goings a big ice baths guy.
We were off together and he's like, dude, you go
to do an ice bath and I was like, I don't,
I'll do it like two. He goes, no, no, you
wake up in the morning and you do it. I'm like, crap, okay,
so I got we did the ice bath, froze.

Speaker 1 (18:49):
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (18:51):
I don't know the benefit of it except me going
I did that this morning because I told everybody that
you get something hard done, you know, yes, but why like,
why are you such an ad because I'm sure there's
something there.

Speaker 1 (19:01):
I just haven't done it. Yeah. I have a couple
of ice baths.

Speaker 10 (19:04):
Elv Shane gave me one, and then a friend of
mine gave me a really nice when it's sitting in
the backyard just getting rained on. I don't have I
can't do in the morning because I don't have time
to go out there and do that. But I do
do a cold shower every morning, which is easy enough
to do. So why the ice bats in general? I mean,
there is that one thing is it's it's it's I
think for me, it's like a meditation thing.

Speaker 1 (19:21):
I can't sit still. I have a hard time doing
yoga or something like that.

Speaker 10 (19:23):
But if you get in an ice bath, it's like
you can't think about anything else except survival. Right if
all your thoughts are gone, You're like, oh my god,
like I'm literally in survival mode.

Speaker 1 (19:31):
But then it.

Speaker 10 (19:31):
Teaches you to get below your conscious mind, which is
screaming like I'm gonna die, and you have to go
deeper into like a subconscious mind. It's like I'm gonna
be okay, Like I can get out any time I
want to. Let's see how far I can take this.
And I do feel like you carry them in the
rest into the rest of your day and into your life.

Speaker 1 (19:45):
It's like, yeah, I can do hard things. I can.

Speaker 10 (19:47):
I just sat an ice bath for I've done twenty
four minutes before in a full thirty two twenty four
What is the hell?

Speaker 1 (19:54):
Like?

Speaker 10 (19:55):
That's very dumb, but yeah, a long time dare because
it just yeah, there's an element too.

Speaker 1 (20:01):
That double dog there, Yeah, that triple dog there. Stick
your tongue against the pole on the road. Yeah, you
get a little competitive out there. And so I did.

Speaker 10 (20:08):
I did twenty four minutes, and I was cold for
I was kind of probably hypothermic for a little bit.
But we had this little rubber ducky that stick with
these trash cans. I bring him on the road and
make everyone get in there and doing with us. But
little rubber Ducky was definitely the low thirties on that
one because it's full of ice.

Speaker 1 (20:22):
But it's I think it's just like, yeah, do something hard. Yeah,
I'm good. I do enough hard stuff in the day long.
Like he was like, look look at Archie, Proud you
did that.

Speaker 10 (20:30):
Wemenhoff would say, there's all sorts of like you know,
health immune benefits.

Speaker 7 (20:34):
It stimulates the vagus nerve.

Speaker 1 (20:36):
Okay, I do that once a year, that nervous fully. Yeah,
I don't get a chance to simply that one.

Speaker 10 (20:42):
You to invite me, so I have to stimulated some
some other ways.

Speaker 3 (20:45):
So I do a nice bath dark here. We're gonna
come back with Darks in a second. Just you guys
hang out. We're gonna get Darks some.

Speaker 1 (20:52):
Water and like.

Speaker 3 (20:57):
You know, whenever pandemic you're I guess it's not you
but your your friends that do the nineties country band.

Speaker 1 (21:04):
Yes, the Hot Country Nights. I always thought that was
very unfortunate.

Speaker 3 (21:08):
Geared all the they geared all the way up.

Speaker 1 (21:10):
Yeah, and then the pandemic hit.

Speaker 10 (21:13):
It was geared up? Were they sorry? They then twitter around? Sure,
we did a Jimmy Kimmel, which is amazing. We're going
to do Jimmy fallon Good Morning America. The Hot Country
Nights we had a Good Morning America. It was all
all teed up. And then I think the universe is like,
we can't handle this. This is too much pandemic. This
is going to ruin country music. We have to shut

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this down. When we do pandemic boom, it's over.

Speaker 1 (21:36):
Do you still when you go play shows? Do you ever?
Do you ever get a bit burnt out at the
end of a tour? When does that hit?

Speaker 3 (21:44):
And how do you kind of readjust yourself to see
you have you have to re remember why you're doing
it and then it's still awesome.

Speaker 1 (21:51):
Yeah, I mean you can get tired of great question.

Speaker 10 (21:53):
Yeah, absolutely, And I I still love just walking on
stage with the band and the guys. It's just something
about we riding this same bus together for the same
bus or twenty years, just me and the guys of
the band, no oversight, my band guys and my best friends,
and honestly, the Knights is a big part of it.
You know, the end of every show, the nights come out,
so it's no matter what we're doing, could be a
private show for somebody.

Speaker 1 (22:13):
I played for a bunch of like a Ferrari.

Speaker 10 (22:15):
Dealership thing there to day, and they're from Italia, Italy.
It's like six people knew what we're doing. The other
ones were kind of, you know, messed around the back room.
We're playing for ourselves and the Knights are ready to
come out and then pull bananas out of their pants
and do all this crazy stuff that we do, and
it's like it's it's like how much can you get
away with at this point? But I love the tour.
We put so much time into it. It's just it's
still fun be on stage, even with all the travels.

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So with that ever stopped, I would I would quit
doing it. But it's just somebody. When I walk on stage,
as a matter of how tired I am or what
my head is, there's just like an electricity that comes
up through the stage. I'm just excited to be there, nervous,
scared everything. It's still that way. So I'll keep doing
it for as long as it still feels like that.

Speaker 3 (22:54):
But what about writing? Are you all riding hard? Do
you have to like, I've just send time to write?

Speaker 10 (22:59):
Yeah, right, I just did a week of writing. I'm again.
I walk in there. It's like the A team. It's
like All Star Fantasy Camp for writings. You're writing with
Ashley Gorley and Luke Dick and I wrote Stephen Wilson
Junior this week. I'm a huge fan of and and
and Jim Beavers and these guys. It's like, Wow, this
is it. This is unbelievable. I mean me, I have
to remind myself like me thirty years ago and like

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I can't believe them in this room.

Speaker 1 (23:21):
I'm writing with the best of the best. These guys are.

Speaker 10 (23:24):
So it's just a little bit of like, you know,
just power of now and being like grateful for the
moment you're in and kind of reset.

Speaker 1 (23:28):
Your my daughter one time. I was taking my daughter
to school one time.

Speaker 10 (23:31):
And I was kind of I went, I was like, man,
I gotta write songs today, and she goes, you got
to or you get to?

Speaker 1 (23:36):
She was like eight, and I was like wow.

Speaker 10 (23:38):
So sometimes I think about when did the when did
they get to turn into the got to? And I
have to like kind of reset myself, be like, hey, dude,
freaking writing songs today with like John Randall and these
guys like just you're you're lucky to be here. So
it's all it's all just like resetting your your you know,
the gratitude and everything.

Speaker 1 (23:56):
Everyone talks about and stuff, but.

Speaker 10 (23:58):
Writing is hard, especially with those guys there's so good
and you're just trying to hang in there for dear life.
It'd be like trying to as a hockey player, go
and play with Connor McDavid.

Speaker 1 (24:06):
It's it's the same thing. It'd be like you like
an idiot.

Speaker 3 (24:09):
How do you feel with your son playing hockey? Are
you like a hockey crazy hockey dad or a healthy
hockey dad.

Speaker 10 (24:15):
I'm a pretty bad parent when it comes to this stuff.
I had to apologize to a few school coaches and
even headmasters because you know, one time, my daughter is
in a volleyball game over to Winsworth.

Speaker 1 (24:28):
She shouldn't go.

Speaker 10 (24:28):
There, but she was playing a game there, and halfway
through the game she sudden have been put in, you know,
and then like we're getting into the third quarter here,
and like, I don't know the volleyball, the period's quarter
is what it is, but third whatever, she still isn't in.

Speaker 1 (24:38):
I just got off the road. I'm wearing this big
trucker hat, flip flops a pair of.

Speaker 10 (24:41):
Like board shorts, and I'm just not ready to really
be released back into the wild yet. But here I am,
and I'm just like my girls, I'm so protective, and
I'm like, what up? So I get up out of
the bleachers. I'm flip flopping across the hardwood floors all
the way over to their side with the benches.

Speaker 1 (24:56):
I'm like, she she could get in today. You yeah.

Speaker 10 (25:00):
The coaches like, well, you guys are really late for
late for the warm ups. I'm like, she's not getting in.
She's like no, I'm like, let's go.

Speaker 1 (25:08):
Oh my daughter.

Speaker 10 (25:09):
Now she's screaming me. I'm trying to protect my daughter,
but she's screaming at me. And we're walking back and
from all the parents, and the coach says something to me.
I said, I'm back.

Speaker 1 (25:17):
To the coach.

Speaker 10 (25:19):
We walk off. My daughter's calling me, Dad, you're a psycho.
We get in the car. She's crying the whole way home.
I realized I just wasn't ready to be back, like
off the tour of bus and back in like a
real world situation. Oh yeah, So emails and visitations and
trying to just had in hand back at the school
like I'm sorry, I am an idiot. So I do
get like I do, especially my daughters are playing sports.

(25:41):
I get this inner like soccer person, a soccer dad.

Speaker 1 (25:44):
That comes out. That's kind of I got to control
a little bit. How did that not end up on
the internet?

Speaker 6 (25:48):
I know.

Speaker 1 (25:51):
It was pretty bad, I.

Speaker 7 (25:53):
Mean, but also okay, So she wasn't going in because.

Speaker 10 (25:56):
She was, well, I guess my daughter's first of all,
they you can't just sub in and out like you
do a you know, football, So there's like certain rotational things.
I didn't realize untill later on, and I guess they
were supposed to be there. We got there like five
minutes for the game, which I guess is a no, no,
but so.

Speaker 1 (26:11):
You made her late, then you got me. Yeah, got it.
So that's a lot of you here.

Speaker 10 (26:16):
Yeah, and my other daughter the lacrosse game with like
thirty six seconds left one time, the coaches there's like
four girls I hadn't played yet, and they're like, oh,
you got to get them in. And she told me
that she'd heard the coaches say, oh, we got to
get them in. It's like seventh grade junior varsity, and like,
this is JB lacrosse, seventh grade. The goali should be
to build the kids up, not like make them feel
like they suck. Well, that get a long email from me,
which i'd I'd let twenty four hours go by too.

(26:38):
I told myself, give it twenty four hours, breathe, and
then I still send it. And I wish I hadn't
done that because the same coaches also coach stuff in
the spring.

Speaker 1 (26:47):
And but you will never confuse you if somebody doesn't
love their kids. Yeah, I get them all I suffer
with them. I am all in on it.

Speaker 7 (26:56):
But yeah, yelling to add them all the way to
the car, not think about it, young, what your psycho?

Speaker 10 (27:02):
Oh I'm definitely sorry. Oh, she yelled at me the
whole time. You're a complete psycho with little hockey. I
My wife's terrible. Like we go to we'll travel to
one of these hockey terms hockey things crazy and she'll
get there and she can't even watch the game.

Speaker 1 (27:15):
She will go outside and walk around the building. And
I have to give her updates what's.

Speaker 10 (27:18):
Happening because she can't watch, you know, our son miss
a pass or just like it's just too much.

Speaker 1 (27:23):
So we're both pretty pretty bad about it. We also
a manage about extremely loving parents.

Speaker 10 (27:28):
Yeah we yeah, yeah we are. It's it's hard parenting stuff.
I mean, I've done some hard things in my life
and you know all the sobriety and and all sorts
of stuff, and man, parenting's just it's like to do
it well. It's like never it's a moving target. One
day you're great at something, the next day they're year
a day older. It's like, oh and now I got
to learn this skill, and now I have like a

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fifteen year old a thirteen year old, and it's a
whole other level stuff.

Speaker 1 (27:54):
But somebody gets a guy nap, just more coffee.

Speaker 7 (27:57):
As I reached my coffee, we had this on the list.

Speaker 1 (27:59):
No need to bring it up. Well, what how many
Grammys having one?

Speaker 7 (28:02):
Well, you've made a list.

Speaker 1 (28:03):
Oh yeah, sixteen, I think, yeah.

Speaker 7 (28:06):
Oh oh, I said fourteen, Oh.

Speaker 10 (28:08):
Yeah, sixteen yeah, wow, seventeen. They gave you a free one.
So hopefully this brought punch card. He has a punch card.
Get a smoothly king punch card based on the Grammy
is can ask you a question? Yeah, why would you
bring that up?

Speaker 7 (28:20):
He knows?

Speaker 3 (28:20):
No, I know, he knows, but there's but like, I
just wonder why you would go Like remember when we
talked about it but he didn't win.

Speaker 1 (28:25):
No, no, I really it was happening in your mind
right then.

Speaker 6 (28:28):
Like honestly, I think to be nominated is an honor,
and he's nominated sixteen times.

Speaker 3 (28:35):
You didn't say how about all those honors when you
were nominated? You said, oh yeah, all those things you washed.

Speaker 6 (28:39):
Okay, so even when you're nominated, you're forever a Grammy nominated.

Speaker 1 (28:42):
I have the little token they gave you.

Speaker 10 (28:44):
This a little real metal it's kind of like a
paper mache, but it's painted gold.

Speaker 6 (28:49):
So it kind of feels I personally we all think
you should have one.

Speaker 3 (28:53):
Thank you just felt it was kind of awkward time
we're wrapping up, the conversation came that.

Speaker 1 (28:58):
In there, you know, seeing out the door, you know,
thinking about that. We actually watched. It was fun watching
them from from home.

Speaker 10 (29:02):
The girls, my girls were like, are unpaid Taylor Swift
like minions. I mean, it's like they are doing so
much work on Taylor's behalf. Help out you to help
out our friend Taylor.

Speaker 1 (29:12):
No, not me. They don't do anything. They didn't watch
my shows.

Speaker 10 (29:15):
We're on the road during the bus, I'm like, hey,
dad's getting ready to go rock to show.

Speaker 1 (29:17):
You want to watch it?

Speaker 10 (29:18):
They're like, I think we'll just keep watching uh Moana
here for a little longer.

Speaker 1 (29:23):
But no, they'll do anything for Taylor. So well, good
to see you, buddy. You look good.

Speaker 3 (29:27):
Thanks to sound good. I feel like you're good. Your
song's good.

Speaker 1 (29:31):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (29:32):
I don't know anything else. Good Amy say something good?
Could you just freaking tell me?

Speaker 7 (29:35):
Yeah? I know you're so. We're so glad that you
get to be.

Speaker 1 (29:38):
Here with us. Thank you, Thank you.

Speaker 3 (29:40):
Did you say I have to go be on the
show and you get to be on the show.

Speaker 10 (29:43):
This is always a get to thank you, Always get there,
always get to thank you.

Speaker 3 (29:51):
It's time to play Riddle me this. These are all
kids riddles. You get it right, you stay in the competition.

Speaker 1 (29:58):
We go around the room. Riddle me this, Amy.

Speaker 9 (30:03):
I'll read the riddle.

Speaker 3 (30:03):
Yeah, fifteen seconds from the end of the second time
I read it to figure out the riddle. You get
it right, you stay in, you miss it, you do
a report on Martin van Buren. I wish all right,
let's play riddle me this, Amy. What has a head
and a tail but no body? What as a head

(30:27):
and a tail but no body?

Speaker 1 (30:30):
Who riddled me this fifteen seconds? Starts out.

Speaker 7 (30:35):
A coin?

Speaker 1 (30:36):
Is that your answer?

Speaker 7 (30:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (30:39):
Correct?

Speaker 3 (30:40):
You can just say I'm ready and then I will
say okay, and then you say.

Speaker 7 (30:43):
The answer all right, yeah, because because sometimes.

Speaker 1 (30:46):
You say stuff that wasn't my answer you yeah, yeah.

Speaker 7 (30:49):
Well, when you say are you whatever you said? Would
you say are you sure?

Speaker 1 (30:52):
Are you reading? Ready?

Speaker 3 (30:53):
Like?

Speaker 1 (30:53):
Oh, say I'm ready?

Speaker 3 (30:55):
Then you say it okay, lunchbox. What does a face
and hands but no arms or legs? What is a
face and hands but no arms or legs?

Speaker 1 (31:07):
Riddle me this a watch? I needed to say, I'm ready, Oh,
I'm ready? Okay? Like by watch? Correct?

Speaker 2 (31:16):
Or a clock would have taken out of one. Eddie,
what can be cracked? Made, told and played? What can
be cracked?

Speaker 3 (31:30):
Made, told and played? Fifteen seconds on the clock. Riddle
me this play what can be cracked? Made, told, and played?

Speaker 1 (31:44):
What's told? I'm ready, Eddie, egg and correct. You guys
know joke a joke? Yeah, joke can be cracked and
joke can be told.

Speaker 3 (31:56):
Joe can be played?

Speaker 1 (31:59):
Yeah, I get it. Two people remain.

Speaker 3 (32:05):
I mean, what is frequently served but should never be eaten?
What is frequently served but should never be eaten?

Speaker 8 (32:17):
Me?

Speaker 9 (32:18):
This?

Speaker 7 (32:19):
Maybe who's many things that are served?

Speaker 1 (32:22):
What should be served? What's frequently served but should never
be eaten?

Speaker 7 (32:29):
It's frequently served?

Speaker 1 (32:30):
That should That is time?

Speaker 7 (32:32):
Okay, I'm ready, go ahead?

Speaker 1 (32:34):
Correct?

Speaker 7 (32:34):
Okay, I was thinking of.

Speaker 3 (32:36):
Divorce papers that would BA would work too. I accept that.
Lunchbox answer West the tennis ball. What can you hear
but not see or touch even though you control it?
What can you hear but you can't see it or
touch it even though you control it?

Speaker 1 (33:02):
Can you see in here? What can you hear but
you cannot see or touch but you can't control it? Lunchbox?
Or what am I supposed to say, I'm ready, I'm ready. Yeah,
your voice correct. That's a good one. Amy. What can
you catch but not throw? What can you catch but

(33:26):
not throw? Riddle?

Speaker 7 (33:28):
Meet this, I'm ready?

Speaker 1 (33:34):
Go ahead? Correct? Cold?

Speaker 3 (33:35):
It is?

Speaker 9 (33:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (33:38):
What is easier to get into than out of lunchbox?
What is easier to get into than out of?

Speaker 1 (33:47):
What is it easier to get into? Say it again,
what is easier to get into than out of lunch box?

Speaker 9 (33:57):
Light?

Speaker 1 (33:57):
I'm ready?

Speaker 9 (33:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (33:58):
Ready? Debt? Oh, you know, I'll accept it. It's not
the answer. Oh really, I think that works. It's trouble.

Speaker 7 (34:05):
Oh I have bed.

Speaker 3 (34:06):
Yeah, I'll accept it. Not on the sheet, but I'll
accept it. Trouble debt, it's a good one. I'll take it.

Speaker 1 (34:12):
Amy.

Speaker 3 (34:13):
A cowgirl wrote in a town on Friday. Three days later,
she left on Friday. How is that possible? The cowgirl
wrote wrote in a town on Friday. Three days later,
she left on Friday? How is that possible?

Speaker 1 (34:24):
But it'll be this.

Speaker 3 (34:30):
A cowgirl wrote into town on Friday, three days later,
she left on Friday.

Speaker 1 (34:33):
How is that possible? Amy?

Speaker 6 (34:34):
Because she wrote in on Friday, Friday, I'm ready. Friday
is the name of the animal. She wrote in on.

Speaker 3 (34:44):
Dumb. We're gonna have to cut this to ten seconds
now because we've done so many lunchbox ten seconds on
the clock. If the red house is on the right
and the Blue House is on the left, where's the
White House? If the Red House is on the right
and the Blue House is on the left, where's the
White House?

Speaker 1 (35:07):
It's in Washington, d C. That's all You're ready? Oh gosh,
I come eight times. He still doesn't in Washington, d C. Wow.
I started drawing a diagram. That's all you.

Speaker 3 (35:23):
Amy, What is tall when it's young and short when
it's old?

Speaker 1 (35:29):
Riddle me this? What is tall when it's young and
short when it's old? Riddle me this? Time starts to.

Speaker 6 (35:37):
What is tall when it's young and short when it's old?

Speaker 7 (35:43):
It's tall when it's young.

Speaker 1 (35:47):
I didn't answer, time is short?

Speaker 7 (35:49):
I don't know?

Speaker 1 (35:50):
Incorrect? The answer is yeah, I don't know. You know, no,
I can't play what you wrote? Is it that's funny?
It's not that it's a candle edi? Okay? You also,
I would accept it to Eddie. Lunchbox dog comes down.

Speaker 3 (36:07):
To this, yeah, okay, because if you get this, you
are the winner. If not, we go to sudden death.
What invention lets you look right through a wall? What
invention lets you look right through a wall? I'm ready yep,
people incorrect. The answer is a window.

Speaker 1 (36:31):
So it's now sudden death between you two? First want
to get the answer?

Speaker 3 (36:34):
Wins, Oh, just yo, your name say I'm ready to say. Look,
I'm ready for to say, I'm ready for this. All right, Okay,
here we go. The more you take, the more you
leave behind.

Speaker 1 (36:48):
What is it? I'm ready go step correct, that's it, puts.
Let's it's time for the good news.

Speaker 3 (36:58):
Unbox.

Speaker 1 (37:03):
There's this guy.

Speaker 5 (37:04):
He's at the Golden gate Bridge in San Francisco and
there's a recreation area and he's kind of walking around
looking taking in the sights when he gets a little
too close to the edge and whoa, he falls down
the cliff side sixty feet and he's.

Speaker 1 (37:21):
Like, I can't go any farther and he just starts.

Speaker 5 (37:22):
Holding on, holding on for dear life, and people call
nine one one, Hey man, someone fell over the cliff.
He's hanging on, he's got his he's holding onto something, a.

Speaker 1 (37:30):
Bush, a branch. I don't know.

Speaker 5 (37:32):
You need to get here fast, And the police say
we'll send the helicopter, they lower a rope, guy comes down,
straps him in and pulls him to safety.

Speaker 1 (37:46):
The fact that he was able to hold on that long,
how do you do that?

Speaker 3 (37:48):
Well, I'm hoping he had something held put his feet
into and it wasn't all fingers and arm like just
lay there.

Speaker 1 (37:53):
Maybe.

Speaker 3 (37:54):
Yeah, Like that sucks because you don't know if anyone's
gonna see you come and get you. But if you're
just hanging from your arms, eventually you're just gonna lose
any strengths you have in your hands fingers, fore arms, right,
unless you have something and also put your feet in
two as well, So you're hoping that was the case.

Speaker 4 (38:11):
I stumbled upon a YouTube video where there's like a
competition in another country where they hang from bridges and
it's three dudes and the last one two like ball
wins the prize.

Speaker 1 (38:20):
It's like hands on a Harley. Yeah, you're hanging out
with your life.

Speaker 3 (38:23):
Except hanging on a bridge for life.

Speaker 1 (38:27):
It was money. It's like, I don't know, fifty thousand
dollars or something. Hanging on to sound as hard.

Speaker 4 (38:32):
Yeah, I mean they hung off for about a minute,
but after that minute mark, they're like, oh, they started dropping.

Speaker 3 (38:36):
Well, there's that thing they do downtown here in other
cities where there's a bar you hold on to and
they're like, if you can hold.

Speaker 1 (38:41):
On for a minute, you win the money hundred bucks.
Ray wanted to start one of those downtown.

Speaker 3 (38:44):
But what happens is they're also turning it at the
same time, or they grease it a little bit. But
you do they grease it because I've grabbed it before.

Speaker 1 (38:54):
It didn't feel slick. If grease like came out of
tiny pores, that would be cool. Ray, what happened in Vegas?
You guys try and I'd into the Vegas. I did
the natural one.

Speaker 3 (39:02):
Yeah, it's moving and it's also it's very well greased.
What if you shut up with gloves on, Well, they
let you do that. I haven't seen the fine print
of the rules on that thing, but people it's always
like big dudes, or like I can hold on for
more than a minute. Another first ones to go A
great story. Glad they saved him. That's what it's all about.

Speaker 1 (39:20):
That was telling me something good.

Speaker 3 (39:23):
This is Kelly from Wisconsin who left us a voice
smail Morning Studio.

Speaker 4 (39:28):
I was wondering, did you guys ever skip school when
you were seniors in high school?

Speaker 1 (39:32):
And if so, what did you do?

Speaker 3 (39:34):
So our senior skip day it wasn't allowed, but it
wasn't not allowed. It was kind of like, all right,
they're not going to be here, so we're not even
going to say they need to be. It was just
kind of an unspoken thing, so you just did it
and you kind of were organized. I remember we all
went to a park and we were like eating food
before everybody broke off and did their own stuff.

Speaker 1 (39:55):
I don't know who funded the food, maybe like a
church or something. Oh, that's nice.

Speaker 3 (39:59):
And so because they it was almost like a lock
in where they wanted everybody to be safe, so they
were like, we've got food.

Speaker 1 (40:03):
Everybody didn't come. Most people did, though, like we have food.
So if you're gonna skip, come here.

Speaker 3 (40:07):
Because if they keep everybody around, nobody's off doing stupid stuff.
So I remember being there and my graduating class was
basically fifty people a little less. They're probably thirty five
of us there, and the juniors came flying up in
their cars and they all had paintball guns and they
were gonna prank the seniors, and so they started shooting

(40:29):
us with paintball guns and everybody's like, ah, scurring, and
we heard somebody go.

Speaker 1 (40:34):
Oh my god, like what happened.

Speaker 3 (40:36):
So Prom was two weeks away, maybe maybe less than
two weeks away, and one of the paintballs that hit
a girl right in the face, right in her eyes,
messed her up for Prom.

Speaker 1 (40:45):
She was everything luckily to hit her eyeball.

Speaker 3 (40:48):
But I remember at Prom her eye was still so
it was like the biggest black eye. Because some idiots
came with paintball guns and also aim low. If you're
gonna be funny about that, first of all, paintball guys,
no joke is the hitch in the eye. You're done,
but you got to go towards like the knees and so,
but that's what happened, blew her face up and she
went to problem with that massive black eye.

Speaker 1 (41:10):
That's is terrible. It was awful. It was not hilarious.
It was hilarious like the year later.

Speaker 3 (41:17):
Yeah, like because I knew her because she went to
the college across the street from.

Speaker 1 (41:20):
Where I went, and I was like, remember that time
you got shot and she was like, yeah, suck. I
was like, it's kind of funny. Now it's like nothing
so to me it got kind of funny air.

Speaker 9 (41:27):
But that was it.

Speaker 3 (41:28):
We had seen your skip day, but we were pretty
much taken care of. And then the idiot juniors came
and shot a girl in the eye. All right, let's
go to amy with the Morning Corny.

Speaker 6 (41:39):
The Morning Corny, What ad barista say when they wake
up to start their day?

Speaker 1 (41:43):
What a barrista say to wake up when they start
their day?

Speaker 7 (41:46):
Rise and grind?

Speaker 1 (41:51):
That was the morning Corny.

Speaker 7 (41:54):
Get it.

Speaker 1 (41:54):
I'm not telling that one.

Speaker 7 (41:56):
Why grinds?

Speaker 9 (41:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (42:00):
And shine gay Yeah, Rise and grind?

Speaker 1 (42:05):
We get it. Tough growd, Yeah, I guess.

Speaker 3 (42:07):
So there's a brief period in my life where I
thought a personalized license plate would be cool.

Speaker 1 (42:13):
I was like nineteen, I thought that'd be pretty cool.

Speaker 3 (42:16):
I don't anymore, just because I don't want people going, oh,
that's by Bonus car Le's key it. Oh yeah, that's
busted beside meror there's no hiding who you are when
you have one of those. Yeah, so you saw one.

Speaker 4 (42:26):
I saw a couple actually, yesterday I saw one that
was really interesting.

Speaker 1 (42:30):
I've never seen it before, and it said divorce.

Speaker 3 (42:33):
That's a funny one, like they were proud of it
wasn't like a divorce attorney attorney, No, it just said
divorced and it was a guy in a convertible. And
I'm maybe it's like it's his way of telling ladies like, hey,
I'm divorced, come and get me.

Speaker 1 (42:46):
Who knows? And interesting, it's very interesting. Then I saw
another one that's had.

Speaker 4 (42:52):
It was like a I'm assuming, kind of like lunchboxes car,
a little beat up a little bit and said, dad
bought on it.

Speaker 1 (42:58):
That's funny. I like that one. I like that car. Well,
you take shots at your car, so allow that.

Speaker 3 (43:05):
Yeah, anyone here ever had a personalized license plate?

Speaker 8 (43:07):
No?

Speaker 1 (43:08):
Did you want? You want want to? I want one?
Like what why don't you just get it? BBS m
v P.

Speaker 3 (43:13):
Well, I'll really tell everyone it's to you.

Speaker 5 (43:16):
Well, yeah, what's the point of happen one if you're
gonna I mean, you want people to know you again.

Speaker 3 (43:21):
BBS, which by the way stands for Bobby Bone showed
m v P.

Speaker 1 (43:26):
That's what you would put BBS m v P.

Speaker 3 (43:27):
Yeah, okay, of all the things, that's that's what you
would want to highlight. But if you don't work for
the show anymore for some reason.

Speaker 1 (43:33):
Prom King, but I R M k n G love it.

Speaker 4 (43:36):
Yeah, Eddie you hoa but oh I don't Daddy, Oh
I got it, Daddy, Daddy, oh four.

Speaker 1 (43:45):
Because I got four boys? Dy that feels a bit pervy,
though Daddy feels pervy. I mean that's what they call me.
What do you want me to do? Daddy? For you?
That's different, ad to get one what you get?

Speaker 6 (43:57):
I don't know. I guess I would maybe just put
something that apologize to people if I'm cuding in front
of them.

Speaker 3 (44:02):
Like sorry v d d r v R bad driver,
s r y d r V sorry driver. That's that's
a good one. I The easy one for me is
woop pig. But that's so on the nose. Because I'm
such a Arkansas fan, that's got to exist somewhere for sure. Sure,
I'm sure, but I'd probably do c n T.

Speaker 1 (44:27):
S e E.

Speaker 9 (44:28):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (44:28):
I can't see. I can't see.

Speaker 3 (44:30):
I have one eye, the only one eye that works,
and the other one is color you know, color blind
is crap, So I go can't see.

Speaker 1 (44:37):
Everyone's gonna stay away from you.

Speaker 3 (44:39):
Although that c n T could be interpret a different way,
that's not good, you know what, both reccurate.

Speaker 1 (44:48):
There's a new cereal that Kellogg's put out. It's Icy Cereal.
Remember the Icy Red?

Speaker 3 (44:54):
Oh my goodness, Kellogg's collaborated with Icy the Red and
Blue slushies to create an icy cereal.

Speaker 1 (45:00):
It has cherry and blue raspberry flavors.

Speaker 3 (45:04):
That sounds so good, along with a mysterious cooling sensation
that sounds weird. It's like a menthol That's what I
was thinking too, like Ben gaynos mentos doesn't.

Speaker 1 (45:16):
Really Yeah, I like MINTI yeah? Is that?

Speaker 9 (45:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (45:20):
Me?

Speaker 1 (45:21):
Bena? I mentioned Bene, my wife of the dish. She was like,
I don't know what that is? Is icy hot? Same thing? Yeah?
So they I like Ben Gay anymore? They got ben Gay.

Speaker 3 (45:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (45:29):
So that's a food that I don't know that feels
pretty good. He's that cereal. Come on, it's got to
be loaded with sugar. Yeah. How could I not be
speaking of food? Eddie has a story. Okay, go ahead.

Speaker 4 (45:44):
So when you were talking about your restaurant experience, I
was like, oh, this reminded.

Speaker 1 (45:47):
Me of this. Yesterday.

Speaker 3 (45:48):
I had a bad experience at a restaurant where I
was like, should they're giving us anything free?

Speaker 1 (45:52):
They didn't. I didn't ask for it, but that was
what it was.

Speaker 4 (45:54):
Yeah, And I had the same thought when we had
pizza Friday and I got the pizza they or they deliver,
put it on the countertop, and I open it up,
and the pizza is there, the whole pizza, pepperonium mushroom.

Speaker 3 (46:06):
Was the pizza exactly as you had requested, exactly how
I requested it, same size, same size, same topping, same everything,
except it wasn't cut.

Speaker 1 (46:16):
I'm like, this is bizarre. How is this pizza not
cut at all? It was just the whole pizza right there.

Speaker 4 (46:22):
Okay, And so I'm thinking like, okay, look lucky for me,
I have knives, I have cutters. I can cut this,
no problem. But what if I was at the park.
What if it was a picnic? What if I was
at a ballgame and I ordered a pizza? I can't
cut it. So I'm thinking like, oh, what would we do?
Could we get our money back? Could get could we
get a free pizza? Could we get.

Speaker 1 (46:38):
Another pizza that's cut and keep this one? What do
you think?

Speaker 11 (46:42):
No, No, that's such an inconvenience. It is sometimes we
order pizza that's not cut. Yeah, if it's like there's
a place that's like super Italian. They send the pizza,
you have to cut it yourself, because that's how pizza
was originally made.

Speaker 1 (46:56):
Oh that's ridiculous. This pizza place isn't that kind of place.
It's not. No, I mean it is.

Speaker 3 (47:03):
It's different. But I don't think you get a free
anything because it wasn't cut. And also they brought it
to your house. Well, you probably have some sort of
what if I didn't, then you rip it. That's that's
what we're gonna do. And then I just got a
knife and cut it like no problem.

Speaker 1 (47:16):
But still I thought for a second, you get a
free pe, they give you everything you wanted.

Speaker 3 (47:20):
No, it was not cut. Pizza should always come cut.
It sounds a little lunchboxy.

Speaker 5 (47:25):
What do you think, lunch I think you could have
got a free pizza because it is very inconvenient. If
you rip it, it's uneven, the cheese slides off.

Speaker 3 (47:33):
Yeah, why don't you call a pizza I will and say, hey,
look we delivered it.

Speaker 1 (47:37):
We ordered a pizza and it wasn't cut. Can we
get a free one? Okay? What can we do? Because
how are you gonna make this up to me?

Speaker 8 (47:44):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (47:44):
I'm not I'm just telling you this bit to do
and I know what it's saying.

Speaker 7 (47:48):
It might be a picture of it. Eddie, I got video, okay,
thank you?

Speaker 1 (47:52):
Oh you do so you got evidence? Are you just
like shocked? Yeah? I'm like, what is going on here?
This is crazy? That's like how you know you got
too much time?

Speaker 3 (48:00):
And when you're making a video, I tell you know what,
life's going pretty good. And you're like, all right, let
me record my pizza that's not cut exactly right?

Speaker 1 (48:08):
Okay, I think nothing. They didn't mess up your tie.

Speaker 3 (48:11):
If you order pepperoni and they sent you a olive
the cheese, only.

Speaker 1 (48:15):
That's a different situation because you don't even like itely, no,
you can't get a free pizza. I only you've gotten
a pizza that wasn't cut before. That's great.

Speaker 3 (48:21):
Anytime we get it from this place, it's never cut,
and so we have a pizza cutter at the house
for this reason. Specifically, you need to call that place back.
We also make pizzas with cauliflower crusts. You buy the
califar crusts from the grocery store. There's two in a
box and you put them down and then we put
the Marion Aara sauce on it with a spoon, and
then we take to put the cheese. My wife is
way healthier than mine is. But then I put the
Pepperoni's on there, and you put it in. You know

(48:41):
what you do when you get it out, you cut it.
Put a pizza cutter.

Speaker 5 (48:44):
Oh, or you get it out of the freezer, put
it in the oven and then you gotta cut it.

Speaker 1 (48:47):
Yeah, we don't do those anymore.

Speaker 9 (48:48):
I used to.

Speaker 3 (48:48):
I used to be Totino's too, That's why I stacked
my freezer with Okay, Eddie, you get nothing lunchbox.

Speaker 1 (48:56):
Let us know, yeah, pizza.

Speaker 8 (49:00):
Wake up in the morning and it's on radio and
the doctors already lunchbox. More game, true stee bread. It's
trying to put you through fog. He's running this week's
next bit. The Bobby's on the box, so you.

Speaker 9 (49:19):
Know what this.

Speaker 6 (49:25):
The Bobby All.

Speaker 3 (49:27):
They say these are the most overrated movies of all time. Now,
movie can't be good but still be overrated. Sure, because
if it's good, people like it's great, it can be overrated. Right,
So at the top ten, tell me if you think
it's awesome or if it's overrated. Shawshank Redemption's awesome, amazing. Yeah,
whoever wrote that is overrated? Not overrated? Yeah, you're overrated?

(49:51):
Person who wrote that, because that move was one of
the best of our lifetime. Tell me, like, if our
lifetime is Shawshank, Redemption and Forrest Gump do the best?

Speaker 4 (49:57):
And I think did Forrest Gump shaw Shank out of
the best pictures?

Speaker 1 (50:02):
Something something like that.

Speaker 3 (50:05):
Yeah, Okay, The Dark Knight, which is Batman, but it's
the first one with Christian Bale.

Speaker 7 (50:09):
The Dark Knight over Do we have to care about
it or what makes it?

Speaker 1 (50:14):
Well, you don't have to care yourself.

Speaker 3 (50:15):
But these are all supposed to be awesome movies, and
I feel like it's not awesome, then it'll be overrated.

Speaker 7 (50:19):
Okay, overrated almost well, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (50:22):
Is this a Heath Ledger as the Joker? The Dark Knight? Yeah, okay,
not overrated. That's a good one. That's a real good one.
That's all I'm saying. Yeah, really good, not overrating. So okay.
Titanic so good.

Speaker 7 (50:36):
It's so good, so good, amazing, awesome. What's the word
we're supposed to say?

Speaker 1 (50:41):
It works? Okay, it canna be overrated or awesome?

Speaker 7 (50:44):
Awesome.

Speaker 3 (50:45):
I'm gonna go a little bit overrated, really just a
little bit, you know, Lunchbox overrated.

Speaker 1 (50:53):
Yeah, I'm with you.

Speaker 3 (50:54):
I didn't think it was really good. Just a little long,
too much kissing, a lot of kissing. Yeah, I feel
like I'm in Ferris Buehler's day off. Oh never saw it?

Speaker 1 (51:05):
What that's crazy? You have to watch that movie now,
I don't. It's so good. I hear you. So you
don't think it's overrated. No, it's awesome.

Speaker 7 (51:12):
I mean I guess it's awesome.

Speaker 1 (51:13):
Awesome.

Speaker 3 (51:14):
Yeah, Frozen overrated, overrated?

Speaker 1 (51:18):
Yeah, I never saw it. Yeah, you're good. You don't
have to watch it.

Speaker 3 (51:22):
Gravity Sandra Bullock twenty thirteen. Mike, you ever see this one?
Because this movie I don't even know what it is.

Speaker 1 (51:27):
Yeah, I saw it in theaters.

Speaker 3 (51:28):
You kind of have to see it in theaters to
really understand it and get the feel of it. Owen movie,
Mike say about Gravity, I think for the time it
was overrated because everybody went to go see it.

Speaker 1 (51:38):
Everybody loved it. But there's really not a whole lot
of that story.

Speaker 7 (51:41):
She just barely talk and they're just floating.

Speaker 3 (51:44):
She floats in space for pretty much the whole movie. Yeah,
what's the point her story of how she gets out
of space? I never heard of this stupid thing that
sounds terrible.

Speaker 6 (51:55):
Well you have?

Speaker 3 (51:56):
You just forgot about it. I don't know what it
is orated okay La La land sixteen. Oh, I loved it.
I didn't expect it to be that good.

Speaker 1 (52:06):
I loved it. What what amy have you seen it?
You don't even know it's out and you don't even
know what's out to you. You've never seen it. You
don't even know what's out lunchbox. I've never seen it.

Speaker 7 (52:14):
I haven't seen it because I don't want to.

Speaker 1 (52:16):
It's there.

Speaker 7 (52:17):
You go if you've never seen Okay, okay, Oh it.

Speaker 1 (52:20):
Was so good and I was like that opening scene,
maybe you stuck in traffic? Traffic? Oh man, that's it.
I just want to dance Forrest Gump. That's great. Awesome.
The Notebook, Oh, it's awesome. That's so good.

Speaker 3 (52:35):
Overrated, that's a top because I read the book before
I saw the movie, and the books always better than
the movie because you spend more time.

Speaker 1 (52:42):
With the book.

Speaker 3 (52:43):
I'm gonna go with awesome. I thought I did a
good job, would be awesome. Finally, Avatar overrated.

Speaker 1 (52:49):
Never seen it overrated?

Speaker 3 (52:51):
Really I thought it was good, but it's was the
highest rushing movie of all time for a while to
get beat. Didn't like Avengers beat it or Gravity the
Gravity beat it? Yeah, Avatars overrated. Huh what's the best
movie on that list? Is it Forrest Gone for It's
gone hands down? Oh Shawshank, Redemption, The Dark Knight though

(53:12):
so darkness? This show overrated? Yes, Edie awesome, Eddie Eddie overrated,
Amy overrated, Ray underrated? Oh okay, okay, Mike d oh

(53:35):
Way overrated? Okay, Morgan, I mean is she even rated?

Speaker 1 (53:42):
Crazy?

Speaker 3 (53:42):
I mean.

Speaker 1 (53:45):
When does the act like that?

Speaker 7 (53:46):
Trying to be funny?

Speaker 1 (53:47):
What about you? Underrated? For sure? Underrated? Don't get enough credit?
All right, thank you, thank you, lunch Bucks. Bobby Bone show.

Speaker 3 (53:56):
Today.

Speaker 5 (53:57):
This story comes from Wayne County, Miss again, shout out Ray.
There was a twenty year old man driving around going
swerving in and out of traffic.

Speaker 1 (54:07):
Police try to pull him over for reckless driving.

Speaker 5 (54:09):
Woo whoo, he says not today officers forty five minute chase,
leading them all through the county.

Speaker 1 (54:15):
Woo whoo.

Speaker 5 (54:16):
And then he pulls in a Walmart runs in, runs
at the back of the store, grabs a vest out
of the breakroom and acts like he's a worker.

Speaker 1 (54:23):
Sir, I get that here. That's funny on a lot
of cartoons. That's hilarious. Not a bad move. And they
never caught him, and he starts retiring at Walmart.

Speaker 5 (54:35):
Oh no, no, the helicopter had been tracking him. So
I'm running the Walmart and they went in and arrested him.
I gotta give him credit.

Speaker 3 (54:42):
And the cops had to laugh once they realized that
maybe they weren't danger and he wasn't gonna come out firing.
They had to go back to the precinct to be like, boy,
you're never gonna believe this.

Speaker 4 (54:49):
That's like in the movies when they run into a
parade and then yeah, good stuff.

Speaker 1 (54:55):
All right, I'm lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day.
Gotta go, But we appreciate you guys being here so much.
We can't wait to see you tomorrow again.

Speaker 3 (55:04):
We know there are a lot of things you could
be listening to, so thank you for spending part of
your morning with us here on the show.

Speaker 1 (55:09):
I said, thanks bye.

Speaker 7 (55:11):
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Speaker 3 (55:14):
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