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November 26, 2024 40 mins

Bobby reveals something that he wants to adopt in his life but none of us believe he will ever be this type of person. Amy's daughter found out how expensive a fender bender is these days. We bring back Jason to play a round of Country Music Lyrics Trivia. In the Anonymous Inbox, a listener needs advice on cutting their kids off.

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to Tuesday Show Morning Studio. So they're naming babies
dog names now, so I want to read you this.
This is from NBC Chicago. Uh. Baby names this year

(00:23):
include things like, I guess Max is so much a
dog name. Huh bear Banjo blue, Banjo blue, for sure?
You know I'm saying, But Max, you're right, Max kind
of common name. Duke. I had a duke growing up.
Duke's a dog's name, right, Yeah, Maverick, which I don't

(00:48):
feel like is just a dog's name. But also, if
you're gonna name your kid Maverick, that's putting him in
a bad spot because he better be awesome everything.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
There's a golfer named Maverick, Maverick McNeely, I think awesome.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
Yeah, he's pretty good. Yeah, and you grew up really rich,
that's right, So you better be like really rich and
have something really awesome about you if you're gonna be
named like Maverick.

Speaker 3 (01:10):
Or Maverick Ace or something giving rich like Stella.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
But I think Stella is not really a dog's name.
If it was like Spot, I'd be like, that's straight
on a dog's name. But yeah, it's almost like we're
running out of names, whereas now they're just gonna start
naming babies dogs names. But what has happened with baby
names is what used to be old is new, and
what is new is old, and that just is always

(01:37):
a cycle. What is the name that will never come back? Though? Berta?
I think I've seen Gertrude, Yeah, because they're not called
Gertrude it they're just called like something. Yeah, Like I've
seen babies name Gertrude because it's like that one doesn't
seem as weird. Though maybe I'm desensitized to it being
old because I've seen a couple of babies name that Agnes.

(01:58):
That's an old name. But is that one that is
not at all? Back debate Agnes, Bertha? What about like Homer?
I don't know. Homer's kind of cool. Again, I don't
mind Homer. I don't mind Homer. But if your wife
came to you and said, let's go with the Agnes, No, no,
we're not doing it. What about Chester because I just

(02:19):
think of the word molester. It's tough to do the
rhyme Chester. The Yeah, well, I literally just said I
But how about like Leonard Leo? That's Leo though, Leo? Yeah,
but Leonard as a name now is about I'm not
I think Leonard's fine. And again I think it matters
to be named after somebody. How about Albert a baby now,

(02:43):
not any bait, it's alive at this point. Albert Albert
Walter as a baby.

Speaker 3 (02:48):
I don't hate it. Walter Walter. I just think of
Walter White.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
If somebody said, this is my baby Walter, like you
named it Walter. What about it named Ron?

Speaker 3 (03:01):
Oh no, there's no Ron.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
That's Ron.

Speaker 4 (03:04):
But Ron is Ronald.

Speaker 3 (03:05):
You know about Don Donald?

Speaker 1 (03:08):
Ye know, my Donald, like Don Doug, Donnie Doug. I
don't care. What's the worst, though, Gertrude, he's you know
my Gertrude that much. I think Bertha probably never comes back.
They've been named the golf club after it, you know. Yeah, yeah,
because Bertha is also like something would call somebody's big. Yes, yes,
that would be a tough one. Like here's our big
Bertha Moore fourteen pounds one ounce. You know it might

(03:30):
be dead now, is Alexa?

Speaker 3 (03:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (03:32):
You can't name someone that anymore. Yeah, I would say
that's not because of an old person thing though, that's
because of a technology. My Custoin series that the hardest times. Oh,
I know, yeah, all right, every butty good.

Speaker 4 (03:42):
Yeah, there's a question to be.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
Well, Oh, Bobby Bones, I'm having trouble convincing our kids
that part of growing up means taking care of your
own expenses. Now that they're all out of school, they've
been good about finding their own places to live. My
issue is things like streaming services. Last week, I changed
all of our passwords and accounts so that they reflected

(04:17):
just me and my wife and one household. When I
did that, you'd have thought we had to cut them
out of the will all heck broke loose, and it
was like, how dare you? Is there an angel ement
when you start weaning grown kids off of stuff like
your streaming services? Do they really need that much of
a warning to prepare themselves? Signed mom of adult children Amy.

Speaker 3 (04:37):
You can go gosh, I feel like my kids are
going to be adults using all my things. I don't
know that there's an age, but you're the parent. Sometimes
my kids even tell me that when I asked them
a certain question, and they're like, you're the adult, you're
the mom. You tell us. Sometimes they just need to
be told. So you've got to decide what you want
to do, set the boundary, tell them and then they'll

(04:59):
be Okay, what was a life.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
Last thing that your parents paid? Four of yours and
neither one of them are no longer with us, but like,
what was the last thing?

Speaker 3 (05:05):
So I do know that on my wedding night, I
had a credit card that I still had that my
dad had given me. I didn't use it as much,
but I had it just in case. But now that
I was an adult and had a job and I
was getting married on my wedding night, that was one
of my gifts to him. I cut it up and
put an envelope and I was like, I don't even

(05:27):
need it for emergencies anymore. Boom, like, because this is
my final adult thing I'm probably gonna do. And plus
he paid for the wedding, so I felt bad.

Speaker 1 (05:35):
Yeah, but that's traditional.

Speaker 3 (05:37):
I know. It's still I felt like, here, I'm going
to give you this since you gave me this, Morgan,
didn't you just stop getting your parents paying for something
or are they still paying for something yours like insurance
or something?

Speaker 1 (05:46):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (05:47):
Yeah, the entrance stopped like the first year out of
uh college.

Speaker 1 (05:52):
Okay, you just got bussed. You get throne under a bus.
Is they still paying for your phone? No, we're all
on the same phone thing, but I pay for it,
like we're all. You try to bust it. It didn't work.
I think she mentioned that to, Hey, you try to
bust unsuccessful? Huh. I like the idea of just cutting
them and not telling them that way. There's no like,
please don't please, don't you just cut them the log
it doesn't work. Get your own account. I think you
did the right thing. I think you felt it was

(06:13):
the right thing, so you did it. I don't think
there's an age. Like Amy said, I think it's hilarious
now that the people have pay for their own accounts because
you're supposed to. Mm hmm yeah, good job parents. You're
cutting those kids off. We don't have an actual rule
on that, but we agree with what you did because
we think parents should make their own decision, right Amy, Yeah,
that's right there, you go close it up. Here's a
voicemail we got last night. I am Bilal.

Speaker 5 (06:35):
I just heard that's a segment of Eddie and it
might be speaking Spanish and I, oh my god, okay, taking.

Speaker 3 (06:42):
Me thick, guys, y'all are both saying.

Speaker 2 (06:45):
Rockets, taking me guy, seeing me set, the accent is
on the wrong syllables, Seeing me set.

Speaker 1 (06:52):
Guy, we're the accent on the syllable depending on what
part of the country you'd be from, because that's how
it's how we do with English. I don't know. It's
a good question. You want to do you think she's right? Wrong?

Speaker 6 (07:01):
Or oh she's right. Yeah, that was a brain thing
on me. I was trying to say you back to Eddie,
and even I was saying, you're wrong.

Speaker 1 (07:06):
We're idiots. I was literally just trying to protect you. Guys.
Have no idea, did you do you hear her laugh
so hard? Yes, I was fun that. I thought it
was fun. I don't know what you guys were saying.

Speaker 6 (07:13):
That's how critical people are a Spanish that I was saying,
like Eddie has to be like top Knics to make it.

Speaker 1 (07:18):
Here's Cindy J from Soup Fall, South Dakota.

Speaker 3 (07:21):
I was just thinking about you guys, and I just
wanted to say hello and how much I appreciate.

Speaker 2 (07:26):
You guys so much and your show.

Speaker 1 (07:28):
But I've been kind of absent.

Speaker 3 (07:30):
For the last couple of weeks and I just wanted
to say hi again. I love your show. I love
the Bobby Bone Show. Have a great Thanksgiving and.

Speaker 1 (07:38):
God blessing to you all. Thank you very much, the
same to you. I bet it's cold up there in
South Dakota. We think it's cold here. Yeah, shout out
you guys after where coat's already pile of stories.

Speaker 3 (07:51):
Having too many pictures and unread emails on your phone
might mean you have a mental disorder.

Speaker 1 (07:56):
Absolutely, if you have any red thoughts at all, that's
the more mental disorder you are.

Speaker 3 (08:00):
That's me one of my red dots right now. I'll
let me check or all of you guys six and
seven under text messages for me. And the disorder is
hoarding hoarding disorder. It's digital hoarding, and it's where you
can't let go with photos you hold on the way,
too many emails and text or maybe even memes. You
screenshot all kinds of things, and that is what is

(08:21):
wrong with people.

Speaker 1 (08:21):
Total red dots on the whole phone. Zero on your
whole phone. No none, I see a red dot it
is that's a red alert literally for me to get
to it, complete it, get it out of the way,
so I don't worry about it.

Speaker 2 (08:33):
I have twenty two thousand unread emails. And that's because
I started over in the new year. Oh my god,
why don't why don't you just do select on to
lead them all?

Speaker 1 (08:40):
Then I'm going to do that. You're not good digital.

Speaker 3 (08:42):
Order, Eddie. That's me, that's your disorder.

Speaker 1 (08:45):
What else?

Speaker 3 (08:46):
Thirty six percent of Americans think they are quote too
old to learn, And I guess.

Speaker 1 (08:52):
You like, I'm too old. Good point. And it's like,
what's the years I'm about to die anyway?

Speaker 2 (08:57):
Yeah, like math, they're like, oh, get better at math.
For what, I have a calculator.

Speaker 3 (09:02):
That's not what we're talking about. It's like, when you
were diagnosed with dyslexia and stuff, you have an opportunity
to maybe learn how to get better at things, like
there's tips and tools. You're like, who cares, I'll just
live this way.

Speaker 2 (09:13):
Yeah, I figured out a way to read with dyslexia.

Speaker 1 (09:16):
It's a bad disease, but I figured it out.

Speaker 3 (09:18):
It's not a disease, it's a disorder that is a contagious. Anyway,
I did think of these guys or y'all could learn
how to say for your retirement. And I just think
that we're never too old to learn. I want to
go back to school.

Speaker 1 (09:31):
Oh no, I don't have time for that, but yes,
I know that I would want to. I don't have
the hours. I don't think. Yeah, I knocked already. What
am I gonna do? That's true.

Speaker 3 (09:38):
There are some rumors going around that Target is supposed
to get a cocktail bar. Don't believe them. They are
not true. They will not be serving targaritas while you.

Speaker 1 (09:47):
Good though it starts that rumor.

Speaker 3 (09:49):
I have no idea, but I formally it is perfect.
It's so perfect. Like you go there too, you get
coffee and.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
Oh yes, how to do the coffee with? Like the
little shape gentlemen stuff they do the margarita. It has
the Target Target in it. It's like a red circle
in the middle of red circle.

Speaker 3 (10:06):
Come on, yeah, I feel like they're onto something. Maybe
after they hear all these rumors and people being disappointed,
maybe they'll actually put it in there and Target. I
would like to say, I do think that people would
shop more after if I had one targarita, I'd be
buying pig more.

Speaker 1 (10:20):
That's a good point.

Speaker 3 (10:21):
You just need to make sure to have it designated. Also,
people like dumping over the aisles and it doesn't look crazy,
okay him, maybe that's my file.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the
good news.

Speaker 3 (10:32):
Amy. Gosh, there's this kid Eden. He's been in foster
care for years, actually seven years total, which is a
very long time. And back in twenty nineteen when he
was only eleven, he was featured on the news like, hey,
I would really like to get adopted. Well, fast forward,
they did another news feature on him this year and

(10:55):
it finally happened. At seventeen years old, he was adopted.
Jeff and Kelly they saw the feature and they were like, hey, yeah,
that we we have to bring him in. And now
at seventeen, he's not going to age out of the
foster care system and he's going to have a family
and time for Thanksgiving.

Speaker 1 (11:11):
So what are the benefits of being adopted at seventeen.

Speaker 3 (11:15):
Not not aging out and then having like no support.
The way I look at it is like even if
you're seventeen and someone's bringing you in and they're saying, hey,
we want to be your mom, we want to be
your dad. Now, when you become an adult and start
to do adult things, you have support, You have a net,
you have a system, you have something you've never had
before a little bit of security because at eighteen then
you're just out there on your own.

Speaker 1 (11:36):
What would be the benefit of adopting a seventeen year old?

Speaker 3 (11:40):
Same thing?

Speaker 1 (11:40):
Like a year and then they know not much. I mean,
that's why they have such a big heart. Like it's
really not what I was saying, like seven year old,
Like they're out a year, yeah, well somebody, Well.

Speaker 3 (11:50):
But in a way you would think that probably they
stay with you a little longer so they get acclimated
and then you can help them because there's a lot
they likely maybe haven't developed, being the foster system, and
you get to give them that. And I just they
have a family for life now when you're adopt them.
It means, you know, they get to come home for Christmas.
Say they do get an opportunity for college, or they
go off and get a job. Now they get to

(12:12):
have a family to come home to.

Speaker 1 (12:13):
That's what I should do. It that like an eighteen
year old, yes, I'm saying, And then like it's kind
of already all built in enough for the kids. Then
I'm like, look at me, No, that's awesome. They did
that with true intentions.

Speaker 3 (12:25):
Me.

Speaker 1 (12:25):
My intentions were not true, right mine. We're like I
can now click and get the benefits of.

Speaker 3 (12:29):
Being apparent, because I would also say it's going to
come with some challenges.

Speaker 1 (12:32):
Yeah, yes, yes, a great story.

Speaker 3 (12:35):
Was what the names again, Kelly and Jeff buck A right?

Speaker 1 (12:38):
Great job, guys, that's an awesome story. That is what
it's all about. That was telling me something good. We'll
do a country music game here. Let's do lyrics. Let's
see how well you know your country music lyrics. I
give you an example here and the Gambler by Kenny Rogers.
You got to know when to hold them and know
when to do what Amy fold them? Correct, that would

(12:58):
be the correct answer. At the point, job, we're gonna
bring Justin back on. If you remember Justin? He played
with us last week he lost and so we said
we'd bring him back. Justin. How's your morning going? He's
going pretty good. How are you all? We're doing pretty good.
So this will be a country music lyrics game and
you could pick your player to play for you would
you like Amy Lunchbox already? Now you're a big lunchbox guy,

(13:20):
So what's man? We're back. Let's go. Hey, Hey, I
love Lunchbox. But if we're going lyrics, you know, I
gotta go with it exactly, all right, Eddie, you got
to get four out of five number one? And wagon
Wheel by Darius Rucker. Eddie, He's headed down south to
the land of what that's the pine bones? The pine

(13:42):
behindes is correct? That's correct? Head and down south to.

Speaker 4 (13:45):
The land of the pines.

Speaker 1 (13:46):
My wind, North Carolina. Good Eddie and something like that
by Tim McGraw. What holiday weekend does the song take place?
Labor Day weekend? Good job? It was Labor Day week
and I was seventeen. Good job, good job. One of
my favorites. Justin how you feeling You're two for two

(14:08):
so far? All right? I was feeling good last week
and I'm just going with the floor right now. Okay,
he lost last week? So what happened? Lunchbox? Lunchbox? Okay,
it wasn't me, though, I think you won. It took
it from Lunchbox, Actually, Amy won. And Joline by Dolly Parton.
Joline has what color eyes?

Speaker 4 (14:28):
Oof?

Speaker 1 (14:28):
Oof?

Speaker 5 (14:31):
God, I don't know Joline, Joline dark colored eyes. I mean,
Julie's gonna have like dark colored eyes his brown eyes.

Speaker 1 (14:43):
Oh no, I don't know. It's just a guess. I
don't know, Amy, do you know? And Joline by Dolly Parton.
Joline has eyes. Beauty is beyond compared with flaming locks
of auburn hair with ibris skinning eyes of emerald green,
oh green eyes.

Speaker 3 (15:01):
I also thought she had red hair.

Speaker 1 (15:02):
So you have two left, Eddie. You cannot miss either
one of these. Okay, and beatch Owing by jac Owen.
Wait and Peachin by Jaco beach Owing. Maybe heard of
that song? And Beaching by Jake Owen. She's dropping limes in?
What kind of beer?

Speaker 4 (15:18):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (15:19):
That's a Corona Bones John way Back? Yeah or laid back.
It's only on beatch Owing a great song, last one justin.
If he gets this, you're gonna win the prize, which,
by the way, the prize is a two hundred and
fifty dollars Walmart gift card and a copy of the
game Throw Throw Burrito Let's Go, which, by the way,

(15:42):
Throw Throw Brito is so fun. Currently on sale right
now for only ten dollars at Walmart. You could buy
twenty five of these. It's a gift card until Thursday
of this week, only ten bucks. Okay, Eddie, last one?
Come on? In this song, She's Country by Jason Alden.
In addition to her being a bad mamma jama from

(16:03):
down in Alabama and a raging Cajun, she's also a
lunatic from where Brunswick? Come on, A lunatic from Brunswick.
Come on. I don't even know that song.

Speaker 2 (16:18):
I know that line though, you know why because every
time I hear it, I'm like, where's Brunswick?

Speaker 1 (16:26):
Where is that New Jersey. She's a party all nighter
from South Carolina, a bad mama jama from down in Alabama.
She's a rage and cage and lunatic from Brunswick. YEA, yeah, dude,

(16:47):
I wouldn't have got that one. I do that. That
line is always stuck out to me, like taking Brunswick.
That's crazy. Hey, justin congratulations, buddy, won you have two
hundred and fifty dollars Walmart gift card and again Throw
Throw Burrito the game. We'll I'll sign this game and
send it to you as well. Our buddy. Who did
you know that luna tic from Brunswick? No, No, not
at all. I didn't neither.

Speaker 4 (17:08):
Again.

Speaker 1 (17:09):
Throw and Throw Burrito is currently on sale right now
for only ten dollars at Walmart until Thursday of this week.
Couple more days we get in on that. There you go,
that's justin. That's the winner, Eddie, You're the winner. Awesome,
make dreams come through me and your Oprah, your Oprah?
Did your daughter? We're in somebody?

Speaker 3 (17:25):
Yeah, in my driveway. Oh yeah. So it's just like
normally there's not a car there, and she was leaving
for work and sort of in a hurry and didn't.

Speaker 1 (17:34):
Look back because she usually there's not a car there.

Speaker 3 (17:37):
Totally not a car there, which is such a bummer
because it is a newer Toyota. So the bumper all
she did was dent the bumper's like it's like that's
something like a big dent. And because newer cars now
have all the sensors and the cameras and everything, this
is the most expensive bumper known to man.

Speaker 1 (17:57):
Back in the good old days, you just get a
new bumper, right, go over the junk yard find just
similar bumper.

Speaker 3 (18:03):
Yeah, this is not the good old days anymore. Like
the damage was so like we thought, okay, because she's
been working and saving money and so I was like, well,
this is one of those things that may go towards that.
No way, she'd have to work for like the entire year,
eight thousand dollars on a yes on a on a camera,

(18:23):
a new one because of the it's because of all
of the sensors, and then like everything that was there
and that bumper and then kind of like where it
was with the trunk part, I don't know. So we
filed through insurance. And now she's going to pay the deductible.

Speaker 1 (18:36):
How much was the whole canry the bumper? It's got
to be part of the whole car.

Speaker 3 (18:40):
So but I guess that's where they have a lot
of like probably anything down below surrounding the car is
where all those sensors are. So you at the front bumper,
the back bumper, this happened to.

Speaker 1 (18:49):
Be the back.

Speaker 3 (18:50):
And but she's gonna she's covering the deductible and then
she's going to cover whatever our monthly insurance goes up.

Speaker 1 (18:57):
You know, it trips me out because Mahondai it has
this thing where if you're backing up obviously has the
camera on it, which I don't I'll be honest, I
shouldn't say this. I don't even turn my head around
like back anymore. I just go all camera because this
the camera is so good, so I just back. I
don't even Secondly, I don't know how they do that
thing where they can like see everything around you from
the top. It's pretty cool. You ever see that a
car Camhanda has that too, where it's like it shows

(19:17):
you like like.

Speaker 3 (19:19):
An aerial view.

Speaker 1 (19:21):
Yeah, I'm not a helicopter about me watching. How do
they do that? There is? I don't know. That would
be awesome. Do you ever see that? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (19:29):
But how did they do that?

Speaker 1 (19:30):
How do they do? They get all the cameras and
they put them. They e merging together top.

Speaker 2 (19:33):
I know, but you have cameras in every point of
your car, so you merge it together. And they put
a fake car in the middle. It's not really your car.

Speaker 1 (19:38):
Oh, it's shaped like my car.

Speaker 3 (19:41):
Strips me out, roll the window down, stick your arm
out and see if you see it in the video.

Speaker 1 (19:45):
You will because the camera's gonna catch it. Oh, it's
gonna catch your arm going out. Yeah, man, okay, it
is cool though I messed the good old days, but
that checks me out. A woman in Maryland wins her
second lottery jackpot in two months. She won one hundred
thousand bucks from scratch off one month to go on
fifty thousand dollars for another game. I think this is
the only chance that I have to convince lunch Blocks
the time travel is real. Yeah, this is it. You

(20:08):
might believe it after this. You've played so many times,
hundreds thousands of times and you never hit and she
hits twice big ones in two months. How's that happen?
Is that just straight lug?

Speaker 7 (20:18):
It's straight luck? Or the lottery gods starts shining down
on her. It's sort of like, okay, but that is
like saying time travel.

Speaker 1 (20:25):
If you say the lottery gods are shining down, that's
just you making up a no, no, no.

Speaker 7 (20:29):
It's sort of like in hockey or whatever they say,
oh the or soccer, the first goal is the hardest
one and then they come and you know drove. So
maybe getting that first win is the key and then
something happens where it unlocks the lottery for you.

Speaker 1 (20:43):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (20:43):
I can't explain it because it's so frustrating when I
hear someone like this win twice in two months or whatever,
it drives me bananas.

Speaker 1 (20:50):
So you're saying there could be something bigger than anything
that you could understand or explain, like the lottery god
allowing like the lottery gods yes, which could be time
to travel. I don't lean it could be showing connection
to the office who knows.

Speaker 7 (21:02):
It could be she knows Jim that works at the
lottery office and says, hey, these balls are gonna pop
this week.

Speaker 1 (21:07):
But that's not the true scratch offs. Oh yeah, here's
another one. A woman buys eighteen identical lottery tickets. I
don't understand that this is not scratch off. She won
one hundred and eighty thousand dollars because each of them
was ten thousand dollars, so she bought eighteen of them.

Speaker 7 (21:24):
Explain, I don't know why you would ever buy the
same numbers. Why would you not diversify your portfolio? You know,
like you don't want to have one ticket. It's all losing.
It's it's so dumb, like have this combination, this comedy.

Speaker 3 (21:38):
It's not dumb in this case. Well, I just worked.

Speaker 1 (21:41):
I understand.

Speaker 7 (21:43):
But it's like if you're on DraftKings and you're doing
a parlay, you don't put the same team in five
different parlays because that one team loses boomball five parlays are.

Speaker 1 (21:50):
Gone unless you unless you feel really ready. No, no,
I would know. He's saying, do it. Don't do all that.
He said he's one team in all the different parlays.

Speaker 7 (22:01):
Yeah, I'm just saying it makes no sense to me
when you buy eighteen ten whatever lottery tickets are the
same numbers.

Speaker 1 (22:06):
It may I can't. So there's two stories, these people
getting wildly lucky. There's a chance it is something that
you cannot explain. It's something I can't explain it.

Speaker 7 (22:15):
It makes me think this holiday season maybe it's my time.

Speaker 1 (22:17):
Oh that's what it convinces you. Yeah, why not just
take it a whole paycheck and do it once during
the holidays? Do it? Man, dude, you know much Christmas
money to have for your kids? You hit, Oh my gosh,
except for life.

Speaker 3 (22:28):
Do you think that's what he's thinking about Christmas money
for his kids.

Speaker 7 (22:30):
I ain't worried about Chris money for my kids. I mean,
trust me, I'd be thinking about retirement for me. What
are you gonna do?

Speaker 4 (22:37):
I got I gotta buy.

Speaker 1 (22:38):
I'll buy lottery tickets, but I don't know. I mean
it convince it something bigger. The whole paycheck me and
I heard these stories like a whole paycheck, whole paycheck,
old paycheck. Well you just heard those stories now, and
you know what. They went hard. You don't go hard enough,
I don't think. All right, then I'll step it up.
All right, they stepped it up. You can't get him
a step up anything else I put to step it
up my lottery tickets. Okay. Wanting to get Christmas cards

(23:00):
in my house? And I don't hate them, right, I'll
love them, but I don't hate them because I don't
get a lot of mail at the house. That's not
a bill. So open it up. We do our thing.
We've set it up on the counter. Now at the
end of Christmas, is it okay to take your arm
and dump them all the trash can?

Speaker 4 (23:18):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (23:18):
Okay, everybody get on that. Yes, okay. How about this?
What if you don't know them that well, you just
mildly know them, and somehow you get a Christmas card
from them? Like there are people that don't make our counter.
We just don the trash immediately. Am I going to
help for that?

Speaker 3 (23:35):
No?

Speaker 1 (23:36):
Okay, good, you're good man.

Speaker 7 (23:38):
I'm okay with it.

Speaker 1 (23:39):
Next up, why would they send me a Christmas card.

Speaker 7 (23:41):
Great question.

Speaker 3 (23:42):
Well maybe they just send them out to anybody that
our encounter.

Speaker 1 (23:45):
They seem expensive.

Speaker 3 (23:47):
Well it's not even just well okay, but you're making
the cards. That's the expensive part of like getting up
I know, but printing an extra one, that's not the
expensive part to me. It's the time that went into
figuring out your address, filling it out, adding you to
the list.

Speaker 1 (24:02):
Okay, let me run this value a friend. I would
say a friend, and I wish I wouldn't have responded
like this, So I'd also like to preface, but I do.
I'm not proud of my response, but it was my
my reaction more so than me trying to prove a
point with Christmas cards. Because my wife and I we
don't send out Christmas cards. We don't have kids yet,
she's not pregnant. But every time I say that, I
need to say that we don't say Christmas cards out

(24:24):
and she probably maybe did it as a family, but
we never did that. I had a friend text me
and go, hey, I need your address. I want to
send you a Christmas card, and I replied back, Oh,
don't worry about sending me one. I already know what
you're up to.

Speaker 3 (24:36):
No, that's that's not just I know with your address?

Speaker 1 (24:42):
Okay, and I.

Speaker 3 (24:42):
Should have if a friend that you want.

Speaker 1 (24:45):
I'm getting the same card. I didn't even ask questions.
I give me the address.

Speaker 3 (24:49):
Yeah, because do you ask for the question?

Speaker 1 (24:51):
By the way, love them. Yeah, a great guy. I
don't want a Christmas card from him. He's my friend.
It's like if Eddie goes once, send your Christmas card? Why, dude,
I see your whole family like every Tuesday. I'm right there?
Am I just a hater? And I'm trying to break
out of my hater of the holidays. I have a
lot of good holidays growing up. I don't think I'm
a hater hater of the holidays, which I used to be.
But am I just a hater of the holidays? And
don't understand that I'm just supposed to be like I

(25:11):
welcome all love and pay per form.

Speaker 2 (25:14):
Yeah okay, yeah, you're not a hater of the holiday though,
you're just a hater of the cards.

Speaker 1 (25:20):
Eventually, maybe i'll be Christmas card guy.

Speaker 3 (25:22):
Yeah, but like, okay, if he's if this is a
guy where he's married or has kids.

Speaker 1 (25:26):
Or it's not that they've got to have Instagram.

Speaker 3 (25:31):
But that's the thing, that's what they do. If that's
their thing, and people that mail out cards, it's their
thing and they want to send it out.

Speaker 1 (25:37):
That'll never be you bones. Yeah, it's not me for sure,
Yeah very much. I'm just saving this because it very
much well could be.

Speaker 3 (25:45):
But it's not gonna be you. It's gonna be your
wife possibly. Yeah, you're not gonna You're not spearheading the
We need to take our Christmas photos learn a mill now.

Speaker 7 (25:53):
And unfortunately you get lumped in because then someone gets like, oh,
you send me a Christmas card.

Speaker 1 (25:56):
I didn't send it. My wife's in it. I'm not
part of that crack around the room and who sends
out Christmas cards with pictures of their family?

Speaker 3 (26:03):
Amy' always wanted to be that person, and I'm just not.

Speaker 1 (26:05):
Okay, you've wanted to be and someone held you back
or you just haven't like you.

Speaker 3 (26:09):
No, I don't have the whatever. It is all through
the organization of like doing all that and wanting to
gather everybody's stuff and send that out.

Speaker 1 (26:16):
Nope, lunchbox.

Speaker 7 (26:17):
My wife did it for the first time last Christmas.
I was not a part of it. I was not
a willing participant.

Speaker 1 (26:22):
I didn't picture.

Speaker 7 (26:24):
Oh, she just took pictures from throughout the year, like
got it, got it, Like we didn't take specific picture.

Speaker 1 (26:31):
Came out and I did not.

Speaker 7 (26:33):
Get her one single address. If she wanted an address,
she founded herself. But I am lumped in and I
hate it every minute of it. Why because it's just
so stupid. It's a waste of paper, it's a waste
of space, it's so much garbage. They're so expensive, it's
just not worth it.

Speaker 1 (26:47):
As a hater. Hater, that's a hater here. Okay, another
one when people write like because not all but i'd
say like a fifth of them, twenty percent of them
have like in the card, like an update on like
how everybody's doing, like a little bit.

Speaker 3 (27:00):
That's for family.

Speaker 1 (27:01):
Am I wrong for being annoyed by that? No?

Speaker 3 (27:03):
But I think it's for people that really want to
know those updates, like family members, So they just go
ahead and throw it into everybody.

Speaker 1 (27:10):
The ones that we've gotten, I don't eve really know
the people they're like I.

Speaker 3 (27:13):
Know, and it's like Lucy started her freshman year at college.

Speaker 7 (27:16):
And I don't know Lucy Jack played on two soccer teams.
It's like, I don't care about Jack.

Speaker 1 (27:22):
We don't want to be a hater. I'm not trying
to be a hater. I did not bring them to
be a hater. I'm just asking the protocol. If some
friend goes can I what's your address? And you go,
don't worry about it. I don't need I'm good. I
didn't mean that to me. And I don't care or
love you or like you. It means you don't worry
about it.

Speaker 3 (27:37):
I'm sure they were like, this is literally the first
time we've ever gotten those responds.

Speaker 1 (27:41):
Yeah, and then I never sent my dress Eddie sent cards. No, No,
no chance, dude. I can't stand those things. Family as
your family. Growing up, it seemed like christm card family.

Speaker 3 (27:48):
No, we never send out Christmas cards to the family.
I did send out a Christmas card of me and
my dog one year, and then it was too much work.

Speaker 1 (27:54):
I gave up on it. To how many people like
twenty it's just.

Speaker 3 (27:57):
Like my good friends, but there was no update or anything.

Speaker 1 (28:00):
It's literally just.

Speaker 3 (28:01):
A picture of me and my dog and Christmas stuff.

Speaker 1 (28:03):
I'm gonna say this, I'm gonna I mean this. I
hope I'm a Christmas card guy. In the next three
or four years, you won't be I hope why Because
I want to be That means I don't have any
deadness in my heart anymore.

Speaker 3 (28:17):
It's not about that, it's about the time. I want
to be that guy an organization.

Speaker 1 (28:22):
Good you guys.

Speaker 8 (28:22):
That Christmas card only my mom because she cares and
no one else my family gives a crap. So I
just sent him to her to keep her happy.

Speaker 1 (28:28):
He sent her one card. I sent her one card.

Speaker 8 (28:29):
It used me for her my grandmother until she passed,
but just my mom and I sent her a card
for every holiday, anything from Valentine's Day up to her
birthday to the start of summer.

Speaker 1 (28:37):
She loves cards, cards all time, all the time. Yeah,
you know what, I would think I would like them
a little more if I opened it and a gift
card fell out. Let's change that culture. What's a Christmas card?
I think I like it better.

Speaker 3 (28:51):
You know you were talking about throwing away at the
start of this, which I do think that is okay.
But do you know there's some people that have kept
every Christmas card they've ever been given through the years.

Speaker 1 (29:01):
Hoarders.

Speaker 3 (29:01):
Yeah, no, but there is a key way to do it.
Like there's these big silver rings like you can buy
like teachers, you huld use them for like note cards
and stuff.

Speaker 1 (29:08):
You buy those and key of cards.

Speaker 3 (29:10):
Sure you will punch each card and then you put
it on there and they're organized by year. And I thought,
that's a brilliant little hack for if you're someone that
likes to keep them losers.

Speaker 1 (29:18):
To me, however, no like that, you can look back.
My goal is to be a loser. I would love
to be a loser like that. Both ways, I'm saving them,
I'm sending them. That's the goal. But I'm standing by
how I feel right now. And I just had some
questions about it. But I feel like we're all a
little bahambug for different reasons.

Speaker 3 (29:38):
I wonder why none of us are Christmas card people.

Speaker 1 (29:40):
Because we're normal. We're normal. It's time for the good newsready.

Speaker 2 (29:52):
There's a ten year old boy in Wisconsin and he's
doing his math homework and gosh, he's having trouble with it.
It's just a few problems. He doesn't even know how
to even conquer. So he calls nine one one, Wait.

Speaker 1 (30:02):
Why didn't you ask us?

Speaker 2 (30:04):
I don't know, there's no mention of the parents. But
he gets the phone and calls nine on one. They say,
what's your emergency? Says I need help with my homework.
I don't know how to do this. So what is
the operator to do. Any units out there know an
your math homework? And they go to this address and
help this kid out. And sure enough, Deputy Chase Mason
he shows up, sits with him, and they do the homework.
There'd be a lot of cops too that were like,

(30:25):
I would help it out.

Speaker 3 (30:26):
Yeah, this is awesome.

Speaker 1 (30:28):
Because that sounds like when math starts to get weird. Yeah,
that's the age where yeah, we're like most officers, even
if they wanted to do it and be cool, they
were like, I'm not doing that. I have no idea
how to new math. They said it was decimal maths.
No yet, even like a good hearted cops probably gonna
be like, nah, so does he at least lectro one
not to call nine one one for math homework? He did.

Speaker 2 (30:47):
After the homework was done, he said, look, this is
not a reason to call nine one one.

Speaker 1 (30:51):
That's here's the non emergency line next time, here's the math.
Good story, that's what's all about. That was telling me
something good. Let's go over to Amy and get the
morning Corny.

Speaker 4 (31:05):
The morning corny.

Speaker 3 (31:07):
What kind of sweet potato starts arguments?

Speaker 1 (31:09):
What kind of sweet potato starts arguments an agitator? That
was the morning corny agitator. It could have been any
kind of tater.

Speaker 3 (31:22):
Yeah, but sweep potater.

Speaker 4 (31:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (31:28):
A Tuesday reviewesday. We'll do part of the room here.
We'll go quickly on Tuesday. It's when we review things
that we've seen. And I do want to go to
Mike d You watched Wicked the movie? Yeah? I love
the musical. I always consider myself I'm not a musical guy,
but most musicals I've ever seen. I love the musical.
I can't get enough Wicked the movie. How was it?

(31:48):
I had never seen the musical. I love the movie really. Yeah.
The songs are so good.

Speaker 6 (31:52):
The story is amazing, and I love how it's It's
a lot of acting parts, like I thought it was
gonna be aweseeing all the time, but there's a great
story around it. I give it four point five about
a five magic ones.

Speaker 1 (32:01):
Did your theater sing? No, they did not sing.

Speaker 6 (32:03):
They wanted to, like during Defying Gravity.

Speaker 1 (32:06):
I got you can feel it in the audience. Nobody's
saying a Wizard of Oz. Can you never seen it?
Never seen it?

Speaker 7 (32:14):
No?

Speaker 1 (32:16):
But kinda yeah right. I mean it's like reimagining pre cool.
It's awesome. I think I was dragged there once because
work was like this is the years ago. They were like,
we're doing this thing, we should go watch, and I
went and then I think I've seen it twice, like
I loved it. And also I think they should do
singing and non singing theaters because I know the big

(32:38):
drama is people are going in singing and then the
people can't hear the movie. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (32:41):
I think in December they're gonna start doing sing along there.

Speaker 1 (32:44):
That would be like the Taylor Swift when they had
the whole concert like don't sing along, although that's a
little more of a concert, but I feel like those
those are really famous popular songs. Amy, you want to
review something.

Speaker 3 (32:57):
Yeah, I finished season one of From with My Daughter
that was per your recommendation, and I am so excited
for season two. It's so good.

Speaker 1 (33:06):
What would you give it?

Speaker 3 (33:07):
I'll give it four out of five just because I
had to look away too much and like focus on
other things that I didn't get too scared. But yeah,
I'll give it four out of five. Scary things at night.

Speaker 1 (33:20):
It's on Amazon. It's an MGM plus show which Amazon
body MGM plus and every heard MGM plus, and it's
listed as horror, but it gets to be way less
horror and way more like, oh, you can't figure this out.
So I reviewed season one last week. We watched season
two now, and season two I did not feel was
as good as season one, but I still felt like

(33:41):
it was really good. But it sets you up perfectly
for season three. So I'm still very much in and
I'm giving it three and a half. Oh, but I'm
ready for season three. But I'm giving it three and
a half out of five. Milkman, Okay, milkman or milkman.
Milkman one milk. I'm rooting for the milkman, all right,

(34:03):
we'll get their body else's in a little bit. It's
against the law in Louisiana to send someone a surprise
pizza because it is considered harassment and it's illegal. And
you may think that's fun. Who doesn't love a pizza? Well.
Amy once moved her whole house, moved out of it
because somebody kept sending her pizzas.

Speaker 3 (34:19):
Oh yeah, it was a safety concern for sure.

Speaker 1 (34:21):
Yeah, because you just kept getting these mystery pizzas at
your house.

Speaker 3 (34:24):
Yeah, And I was like, who is this person? And
how do they know my address? And it just freaked
me out. And that was when I was married and
my husband was deployed all the time, and I no
longer felt safe.

Speaker 1 (34:33):
It's against the law to order a pizza to be
delivered without their knowledge in Louisiana five hundred dollars fine.
The laws based on the idea that such a prank
could cause distress or inconvenience. Inconvenience, Amy moved her house. Yeah, yeah,
she packed up and moved. It wasn't one pizza, one pizza,
you'd have just been like how about that?

Speaker 3 (34:50):
And it was multiple pieces pizzas, and they would order
from different places and different toppings and.

Speaker 1 (34:56):
What do you think their intent was with you?

Speaker 3 (34:58):
I don't know, just so maybe freak me out. Maybe
they thought it was a funny prank. But to me,
I thought, I don't know who this is, and they
would use different phone numbers. There's no way to track down,
like who it was actually coming from.

Speaker 1 (35:11):
Would you ever eat the pizzas.

Speaker 3 (35:13):
No that no, I did that.

Speaker 1 (35:18):
Was it from a real delivery person?

Speaker 3 (35:19):
Yes, well so I thought. I mean they had the
little hot thing they put it in. Yeah, they looked.

Speaker 1 (35:26):
You're committing to the bit if you go buy a
hot thing to and you're not a real delivery person.
So the definition of harassment harassments defined by a repeated
pattern of verbal or non verbal communication without invitation. There
you go. So, by the way, it's not illegal where
we live, but it is illegal in Louisiana. So working
theories around the room. Mine is whomever it was was

(35:48):
doing it as a joke. You ended up moving houses.
They never will admit they did it because of all
the distressing and money that it costs you.

Speaker 3 (35:55):
Yeah, I feel like they admit it now. It's so
many years of pass like we're fine.

Speaker 1 (36:00):
Oh, I like to know.

Speaker 4 (36:06):
Be mad.

Speaker 3 (36:07):
No, I'm not gonna be mad because so much in
my life has happened since then, Are you kidding me?
Like what pizza days? I'll go back to those gladly.

Speaker 1 (36:16):
You know, any theory on who right now? If you
had to bet somebody gave you one million dollars and
said bet a million dollars free bet on who you
think did it? Who do you think did it?

Speaker 3 (36:27):
Tiger Daniel.

Speaker 1 (36:29):
They swear, they swear, they're my friends. They do it
Morning Shawn, Tulsa. They used to work here, they Daniel says,
he will get on a light detector test.

Speaker 3 (36:36):
Okay, then if it's not them, it's a lunchbox.

Speaker 1 (36:39):
I think at Lunchbox two, I did too. And then
he just will not admit it because Amy had to
move her house. But now he can admit it.

Speaker 3 (36:46):
He's smiling like reallydly.

Speaker 1 (36:48):
Right now, let me say this because I don't want
to stay on this for ten years. However, this is
what I want to say. If anybody in this whole
organization of us, right the people that sit in this room,
people that sit in the glass room, even the production room.
Because we got this show, we got a countdown that
we do, we got night shows, I do podcast. If
anybody in the organization did it, will I'm not. I

(37:10):
leave at like noon or one or whenever I leave,
leave a piece of paper on my desk with a
simple line drawn down the middle of it. Don't even
say who you are. If you did it, no one,
you will not be out of it. I just want
to know if it was someone in this organization. Okay,
that's all. I can leave the cameras running. No, don't see,
we don't want we don't have to live stream that wanted.

Speaker 6 (37:32):
Do I want to do that?

Speaker 1 (37:32):
Let me give you another story. Now this is not
about you, but I wanted to bring up the pizza thing.
And you know I told you that Patron Mahomes and
Travis Kelsey's houses were buglarized right right, And it was
while they were playing a game, so they knew they
weren't at home. So now the NFL is telling all
their players. Hey, there's like a whole effort, like a
group that are targeting NFL players, like they have decided

(37:54):
that's who they're going after. They have a bunch of stuff.
People obtained a copy of a memo sent by the
NFL to team security going there there's an organized criminal
group targeting the homes and professional athletes. There was also
a guy named Bobby Portis for the Bucks, plays basketball.
His house was burglarized.

Speaker 3 (38:09):
Yeah, I saw that too. I feel like this should
just be like now, yeah, it was like every sport
put it out there, like if you're if you're on
the PGA tour or whatever you're doing any sporting If
you're like, you're not going to be home and it's
televised and it's a national thing, it just it's kind
of scary.

Speaker 1 (38:26):
The perpetrators using public records to find the addresses of
their pro athlete targets and conduct extensive surveillance before burglarizing
the residents. See, this ain't no pizza. This is real stuff.
This is no Tiger Daniel or lunchbox. It could have
been I mean dark horse on Amy situation Ray dark Horse,
possibly because Ray's funny and like does a little pranky

(38:48):
pranks sometimes like dark horse Ray. Although I never even
know what the word dark dark horse has always been
something that I've said and I didn't make it up.
It means like somebody you don't expect but could win,
or don't know if that's something that we shouldn't say anymore.
You know, sometimes you say phrases and you're like, wonder
if this will get me canceled? Right? A dark horse
a candidate or competitor about whom little is known, but
who unexpectedly succeeds. Let's find the origin of dark horse,

(39:14):
because there are certain things that I say and I'm
for example, you can't say you got jipped anymore. Oh
is the gypsies? Yes, they get offended by that. It's yes,
it's a racing slang. The term began as a horse
racing for a horse unknown to gamblers and to establish So, okay,

(39:34):
thinking about it, don't send pizzas to anybody. Correct if
anybody wants to admit that they did it, we don't
even say it to you. I just want to know
it was when within these walls.

Speaker 3 (39:42):
Yeah, I promise you. I'm not going to be mad.
It's so like water under the bridge. Where does that
saying come from?

Speaker 1 (39:49):
Also, we don't want to get canceled water under the bridge.
I would think that is just literally like, that's not
cancer like water flowing. Yeah, it comes from the ancient
Greek saying. It conveys the idea that past event should
be put aside. That's okay, there we go. A river
is constantly flowing, therefore, once it's gone, you can't bring
That's a weird way to say. And that is the

(40:13):
end of the first half of the podcast. That is
the end of the first half of the podcast.

Speaker 3 (40:19):
That is the end of the.

Speaker 1 (40:20):
First tip of the podcast. That is the end of
the first time of the podcast. You can go to
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