November 26, 2024 • 40 mins
Bobby recently learned that it's against the law to send someone a surprise pizza in Louisiana. This reminds him of something that once happened to Amy and offers a new deal for someone to come clean. Bobby addresses controversy surrounding Jelly Roll and calls out award shows and people who hate on them. Bobby also shares the 3 things annoying him right now.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Wake Up, Wake Up in the mall and.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
It's on the radio and the dogs on Timeady lunchbox,
more game too steered. I be trying to put you
through the fuck. He's running this week's next bit. The
Bobby's on the box, so you knowing this the Bobby Ball.
(00:29):
There's a story about fifty two cars getting stolen from
the airport, like straight up, like just start, I'll tell
you a minute, like not even like a car lot.
They knew how to get They went to the airport
and stole all these cars. So just give me a second.
We'll get to that. I was thinking about jelly Roll
what you often do when I'm alone at home. I
love jelly Roll right, and jelly Roll good dude, Like
(00:50):
went through a lot early on his life, didn't have
the best environment, spend a lot of time in prison, reformed,
he's killing it now. We're lucky enough to have known
jelly Roll very early. Jelly Roll is doing a bit
of what I did way early on. Is just he
wants to fight everybody on Twitter, and I'm eighty percent
better and I don't respond to people for the most
(01:11):
part now on Twitter unless it's like something that actually
makes sense. But Twitter is like Twitter, there's like porn
on there. Now It's yeah, I still like Twitter for
the news part of it, but it's very bot run.
It's very angry. You know, there's naked stuff on Twitter.
It makes me uncomfortable. Okay, So that'd being said, Dude,
I was there, I'd fight anybody at the drop of
(01:32):
a hat online because in human life, I get beat upe.
Jelly Roll does the same thing. He's like tweets and
then he fires off of people, and someone I'm gonna
paraphrase this had said, hey, I bet you voted for Trump,
because there have been pictures of jelly Roll with like
Joe Rogan and even meeting Donald Trump. And I feel
like jelly Roll has kind of been around hanging out
(01:54):
with everybody. He's just kind of grateful. He's got like
a life, it's free and he's killing it. And so
here's the actual thing. The tweet said, I bet you
voted for Trump, and and this is what jelly Roll
rolle back. I can't vote, sir, nor have I ever.
Please don't lie about me. Jolly Roil's a fellon. Oh
(02:15):
you can't vote, right, So okay, but here's what I
want to say, it's not even just about jelly Roll.
Let's say that jelly Roll voted for Kamala Harris. Do
you know what would be really cool is if there
was a picture of jelly Roll shaking Donald Trump's hand.
Let's say jelly Roll voted for Donald Trump. Do you
know what it would be really cool? Jelly Roll shaking
(02:37):
Donald Trump's hand. Kamala Harris's no, you know, it would
be really cool shaking Kamala Harris is in any of them.
And the fact that let's say he did not vote
for Donald Trump and he's hanging out going hey, like,
that's cool in my book, because one you can respect
the presidency. You may hate the guy, you may love
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the guy, but people just get up. Here's my advice.
Don't five people on Twitter. That's it. Just don't fight
people on Twitter. They have nothing, They have nothing going
on in their lives. I never met somebody who's a
troll who actually has fulfillment in their life. I don't troll.
I troll here sometimes that's just for fun. And mostly
(03:20):
if I troll, I tell our audience before I do
this segment, I'm like, I'm back toa ttrol. You guys
are around on the in on this bid. That's all. I
feel bad for Jelly Roll because even if he did,
he couldn't vote. But even if he did not vote
for Trump and he's there shaking Trump's hand, I like that.
I like big butts and I like that. That's all.
That's all. The second thing is Shaboozy. So Shaboozi did
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not win. I don't know. I think he was up
for a couple of wards. The one that I felt
and I picked I thought he should win would have
been the Single of the Year. Yeah, and sometimes they
get Single of the Year and Song of the Year
mixed up. Yeah, that's confusing. But there was another one,
like New Artists or something. I didn't think he should
win that because he had one song. Now he had
once there was a massive one song.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
I mean, so.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
I see people and they're upset that he didn't win. Now,
this is why i'd like to say for Shaboozy. By
the way, Shaboozy has a song my Baby Wants a
Burken I'm Alone not long? You know the WNG two.
I'm gonna mix up him and Jason. Now let's talk
about the award shows for a second. So he did
(04:26):
not win Single of the Year. I picked him to
win Single of the Year. He did not win, But
I'm not upset. Everybody in their own way deserves it.
I think Chris Stapleton White Horse won and you can
never look at Stapleton and go you don't deserve it.
But based on Dada, I thought Shaboozy was gonna win.
He didn't. Now if you look back at last year
Entertainer of the Year, based on Dadda, you gotta thought
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last year Morgan Wallen would have won that because he
probably should have based on everything else. He didn't. If
you look back at Dan and Shay a couple of
years ago when they were up for Duo of the
Year and they had every data point, songs, touring, streaming,
they did. You know what happened though, they won the
next year because these award shows a lot of times
are a year behind. Now. The problem with Single of
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the Year is you gotta put out another big single,
where like New Artists, he could be up for that
again if it puts out a couple of songs, he
could win that one. But everyone's upset and at times
are going, well, this is a race thing. I don't
believe in this instance. This is a race thing because
it is so common with all of the layers of
these award shows, especially CMA's which are more of the
traditional awards show. Another thing I'd like to point out,
(05:29):
and I'll bring in walker Hey, is the Applebee's song
apple Bee's Eating apple Bee's. That song was massive. I
don't think it won an award. Now, it may have,
but it didn't win like Single of the Year, I
don't think and you can fact check me on this
now here is why that song didn't win because it
took forever to convince all these man but that ain't.
(05:50):
Country programmed our actors to play that song, and so
by the time they were forced to play it because
of its success, it became a monster hit. I'm still
talking about Applebe's.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
Yeah fancied thank you Yeah on a date night it Applebee's.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
So by the time it was a massive hit. Do
you think those same program directors who fought it the
whole time are then going to vote for it to
win any sort of award. No, because they fought it
the whole time. Now, let's fast forward that to Shaboozy.
The same thing happened. Like we're playing Shaboozi on our
show and their station's not even playing it because they're like, well,
my aam a lot ain't country. So do you think
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those guys are gonna go vote for it then, even
though it's a massive hit, either going to vote for
it if they fought it for so long, No chance?
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Okay, that helps it make sense for me because I
was confused and I was happy for Chris Stapleton.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
I mentioned.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
I think it's because it went to Chris Stapleton, because
I even heard some.
Speaker 5 (06:51):
Like when they announced it, I think everyone thought this
is gonna be Shaboozie. I heard some noises like what,
But then because it was Chris Stapleton, it was like, oh,
well then yes, because we love.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Him and he's amazing.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Yeah, we just want to like play with this beard.
So here's the thing. There's two examples of I hate
to say precedent because but it is what it is,
of people that have overwhelming data to support that they
should win that award and it doesn't happen, and then
there's outrage and the next year it happens. Morgan Wallen
(07:23):
last year Entertainer of the Year. This year he wanted
I talked about Dana Shay happened to them, then they
want it the same Shaboozi, if he had another massive
single and it was up again, he would win it
because people would go like, oh, he got screwed last year.
And then also the do you think the people are
going to vote for it that fought it for so long?
No Walker Hay syndrome. I hope he doesn't mind having
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a syndrome named after him. So that's all I want
to put all that out there. I want to say,
jelly Roll, like I felt that, and I'm happy for you.
I don't care who you voted for. Like, let's let's
now that things are in place, I hope everybody like
finds a way to like match and do the best
we can to get through the next four years. Yeah,
it didn't matter, It didn't matter like it is happening now,
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so let's just hope for the best. And to Shaboozy,
I felt like you should have won. I said that publicly,
and that's why Also I think why I can say
this without people going, oh, look at you. I did
say I thought Chaboozy would and should win, except I
love Christapleton. And then also when you just look logically
at it, you think that people are going to vote
for it to fought it for so long. No, they're
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not a country.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
May am.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Can I have this dance Pittsburgh and you and you
grew up on a hip hop station.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Hopefully people can mature and realize, like, oh, maybe I
was wrong about this.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
By the way, I love Pittsburgh. I'm not even talking
about Casper our program direct directors, because he's my guy.
I probably thinking like I just went toward a city
I love in the Northeast and then did a hip
hop station. Yeah, that's all I wanted to say. I'm off,
I'm clear now of and then oh yeah, and also
I was talking about that on my TikTok last night,
and sometimes I just get the urge and i'd have
(09:03):
a shirt on, but I didn't like show anything except
there's occasional nipslip, but not.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Really it's collar bone or what.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Yeah, it's pretty hot in the collarbone. Hey you got
a collar bhone fetish go get it my TikTok, which
is the same as everything else, mister Bobby Bone. As
I go into that and also talk about the perfect
Awards scenario, meaning, guy, this is so boring. But an
awards show. None of them are exactly right because it's impossible.
(09:30):
You can't have like I work as part of the
ACMs on the broadcast group, so I'm not even gonna
act like I'm not biased. I love the ACMs. I'm
on the show with Amazon CMAS. They won't have me anymore,
but I still like them. They could give us an award, right,
I mean kind of blake ball from the CMAS, but
I still, you know, I still like them. What they
do is it's a it's not a panel. It is
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a massive body of records, record people, management, radio people.
It's such a massive body you can't really influence, say
just by going we choose this. It's it's massive, right,
same thing with ACMs. If you were do like a
fan vote, well that's bull crap because it's the most
famous artist win. You would have those bts winning all
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the country awards and they're not even a country they're
a K pop man. So just the fan groups would win.
So there is no perfect award show system, so accept
it as that. It really doesn't mean anything. And even
the Grammys until recently, they could overturn it a vote,
overturn a vote everybody could vote. If you're a Grammy voter,
they could overturn it. But with a little panel, there
is no perfect awards show system. The only way we
would do it is if we voted on like twenty
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five people. Let's say all of us that were members
voted on like twenty five people to represent us to vote,
and then that would be like the house representative of
the Senate. Yeah, we see how that's working, don't we.
That's all I got.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
I'm just lover.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
I haven't either. I just see a lot of people.
Some people get real mad, claiming like the Matt a
Jelly all for certain reason, they're mad at Shaboozie or
they're like, hey, it's a race thing, and I'm like,
so Boozy performed, and I would like, hey, for a
racing I'd be screaming it. I promise, I promised to
God I would be here going not cool. But I
think it's a it's an awards show thing, and it's
(11:10):
a that song wasn't traditional country finger quotes whatever that is,
and just like Walker Hayes wasn't traditional country whatever that is.
And so you're not gonna have people supporting it when
they didn't support it so much upfront. That's the inside
baseball minute here on the country music show, good stuff.
Now play some Tupac or something anyway. That's it all right, right,
(11:32):
we can we can get out of this time for
the new Bobby's You should never kiss a baby. It's
dangerous to kiss a newborn, even if you'd be like,
don't do it. A baby's immune system is not fully developed. Now.
This is all coming from doctor Karan Raj, a National
(11:54):
Health Service surgeon. The baby has a risk of catching
a serious infection. It's much higher and adults herpes cause
coal sores, but babies become seriously ill after catching the virus.
Newborn babies are also more vulnerable to infectious bacteria. Parents
are very young. Baby should not feel uncomfortable asking visitors
to avoid kissing or touching their child. How to safely
(12:17):
interact with the newborn. Wash your hands makes sense, Avoid
kissing the baby, kiss their foot or the back of
their head. And it says if you have an infection
of any kind, think about whether you need to really
visit the baby in general. That's funny. My sister in law,
my sister's sister, and she's announced it, so it's not
a big deal. She had a baby a few days ago,
(12:39):
and so her second baby, and so you know what,
you're not kissing. I'm not sure if have infections or not,
so I'm gonna play it safe. I'm only gonna kiss
the feet, yes, of the back of that, unless I'm
for sure that I have an infection of some sort,
and then I'm not even gonna go outside the house.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
I think the tinting thing is babies. You're just so
cute and little and soft, and you kind.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Of just want to They smell great. I still do
something about Ray, but you see me kissing him. Keep
cute and chuffy. Singer Kate Nash has launched an OnlyFans
account focusing on just her butt in order to fund
her tour British. British musician Kate Nash has resorted to
just showing her butt. Nine to ninety nine a month
is what the cost is to subscribe. And so Kate
(13:19):
Nash is British, She's like thirty seven or so. I
was gonna just play a little bit from my phone.
But I know some Kate and Nash music, but I
think it's funny. She's like, it's hard to like tour.
So I'm just gonna do my butt. But like, this
is some just some Kate Nash on my phone. She
doesn't bad word it makes you're read to drop it,
(13:46):
so you know, she's not like, you know, dirty or
anything like her music. But she's like, listen, touring is
the best job, but it costs so much costs of travel, accommodation, food, promotion.
So okay, here's pictures of my butt. Man, if people
pay me for pictures of my feet or butt and
I can make a lot. I was watching last night.
I watched a lot of podcast clips on TikTok and
(14:08):
there was this guy and he lives outside in like
I don't know, western Tennessee, and he was talking to
this gross as a farm one hundred acres and she's like,
you know, I get kind of scared because of all
the noises out there, and I didn't know where it
was going, but I'm in, I'm dialed in and she's like,
we have fifteen kinds of animals. And he's like, and
how did you pay for this? She goes OnlyFans, Oh wow,
(14:28):
given like millions of dollars.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
I mean, bubby, you could start an account and see
what happens.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
I'm okay, now maybe it would you show your butt
just your like your butt cheeks right now.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
No, I think you could do your feet though.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Full Mike Tyson during the buffering of the Tyson Paul fights.
Yeah just yeah, no, I right now. No, but it's
just a butt. Butts are weird because everybody has one
and they're gross. Well, no, it's weird, No, it's been.
The thing is, every single person has one that does
the same thing, yet we're like dirty gross, like a
twelve year old, Like, they're only gross because we make
it gross. Everybody has a butt that does the same
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exact thing.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
There are also things that just visually can be stimulating
for people, like you're gonna see it, maybe a wrist,
and it's not gonna do the same thing for you. You
might see a naked butt and be like, only because butts.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Have been told we can't see them, because butts have
been like put pants on them. Absolutely, if risks were
always like you can't no, or you can't not hide,
because some butts aren't hide. But if risks are like
you can't see, the opposite sex is wrist unless you're
like in a relationship with them. Or you're married to them.
Guys would be like she has at everything. Really, yeah,
(15:31):
it's only because what we're not allowed to see because
everybody has a butt. It's not even I can picture
everybody's but right now in this room. Now I'm not
exactly right on no, but we all have one. Yeah,
same shape.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
Gosh, well why does it have to be like those?
Those are the parts that are like people of the
front part or like for girls the front part like.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Weird, we're the boobs are sexual because but guys don't
have them like that. You don't know, and that's a
whole like we drank out of them, so we're like,
we want to be with our moms. That's the deep meaning.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
That's why men are attracted.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
It's mom.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
Sure, absolutely, What in the world why do you think that? Right,
I've never thought of that bones when I've looked at
why do you? Why do you? There's two reasons. One
because you're told you can't see them, therefore you want
to see them more, right, that's number one. Number two,
what do we use them as as we're babies eating
to drink out of, to eat out of closer to
our mom?
Speaker 1 (16:28):
What if you weren't breast that you really bottle fed.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
Then then you're probably a butt guy. And secondly, not
only that, there's still the thing of our society deems
breasts to dude attractive, like the bigger they are right,
because you can't see them, they hide them, And anything
that's hidden you want generally human nature. It doesn't matter
if it's body parts or not human nature. If you
can't see it, you want it. Just all sexuality for everybody.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
Wait easier if we had made this whole thing, like
you said, the wrist thing, because then so many women
wouldn't feel, like, you know, self conscious about their but.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
They would the risk. We're gonna be staring at your wrist,
but they wouldn't recover it. It doesn't matter yet, we
should all just be naked. Let's start today.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
No, no.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
Bodies are weird. We all have the same bodies. And
yet where it's like, oh, you can't see that. Other countries,
it's not a big deal. It's like drinking. Why do
you think there's not crazy alcoholism in European countries because
they allow their kids to drink a little younger without
a stigma attached to it. Here in America, it's like
all right, you're twenty one, although you've been sneaking it,
but now you can go. So it's alcoholism like crazy.
In other countries they showed nudity on television and they
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don't make a big deal about it and go boobs.
It's just part of life. So therefore it's so.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
I wonder if that makes like the other rate, you know,
people looking at dirty things online? Is that lower there?
Speaker 2 (17:47):
You think, yes, it absolutely is. Yeah, because it's on TV,
it's everywhere.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
And then less damaging the more.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
It's like a homeschool kid, right, and not every homeschool kid,
but a homeschool kid who is not able to go
out or a helicopter parent that doesn't want their kid
go out. What happens when they finally get to do something?
They go chrazy, go berserk. It's our culture. Yeah, you
welcome everybody. It's kind of my ted talking on a problem.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
I'm interested, though, we should bring an expert on about this.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
I just did it. Why do you why do you
need to verify? Well, he has a doctor. I put
a bluejab, a blue check bark by my name. So
the longest movie ever they have just created. It finished
it as a run time of fifty one four to
twenty minutes. It takes five weeks to watch. I'll watched this.
I think it was Avatar. Yeah, I know it's a
(18:29):
movie that it's fifty one thousand minutes. Did that on purpose?
I'm sure? Probably?
Speaker 1 (18:33):
All right, So put our names on the wheel. Someone
has to watch.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
Oh weeks? Oh my god, what do you think about this, Mike.
They filmed it all like in one order, so it's
like not even edited together. You're just watching a big
long movie.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
So you're just watching somebody hit record. It's kind of
like a live stream what they call it. A movie.
That's fun.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
Though a live stream take you five weeks to watch.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
I'm gonna tell you it's fun because livestream movie. There
are people now that are if I talk to them
and they're younger they're twenty two twenty three, especially if
it's like, hey, I want to learn about making content
and they're like, so, what is your schedule And I'm
like no, we're on the radio and they're like live
and I'm like yeah, they're like, wait that happens and
I'm like, yeah, I said, you know what, it's a
live podcast in the morning. And they're like, oh, I
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got it. That makes sense. It makes sense to them.
I was like, we do a live podcast in the morning,
and they're like wow, because they know live podcasts because
people do them on YouTube. They do, and so it's
shifting and they're like, wait, you do a live radio show?
Like what what year? No, sorry, I messed up. It's
like we're doing a live podcast for hours. Oh, that's
(19:36):
really cool. It's crazy in that while. Yeah, so thanks
for coming to our live podcast everybody. That's what we're
doing right now. I don't know what do you want
on a beer story. Yes, this may be the reason
you're getting fat. Drinking two regular beers accounts for three
to four hundred calories. That's roughly the same amount as
a typical fast food hamburger or roast beef sandwich or
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two slices of cheese pizza. So if you're having a
co beers and you're like, it's just a couple of beers,
if you like compare it and equate it to something
else in your mind, that's like, oh, I like a hamberger. Go,
but I know what's gonna do to me? Like if
you make that comparison, that comp that's it.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
Well, you're having it daily, but also it's liquid, so
that stuff is foods. You might feel full, but you're
having those beers with food.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
I agree. I'll go to Sonic and have so many
drinks and be like, I haven't had anything the Sonic.
Speaker 5 (20:25):
Hey.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
Plus, I have two great stories. I think I'm gonna
hold them. One's no, I'm gonna give you this one,
and then we're gonna go to all the cars getting stolen.
In a minute. Mom melts down on a plane because
and this is one of those stories where she wants
to sit next to her kid. And I'm gonna read
you the quote. A woman approaches and asks me to
change seats to thirty two B so her nine year
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old can sit with her. But the seat that she
wanted was up in not first class but first class
yeah second plus second Yeah, not quite first class, but
the one right in the middle, a little more leg room,
a little more privileges. And I said, okay, well I
spend extra money on the seat. They said, so will
you give me the money bag? And so she starts
flipping out. She said she was cruel, and so because
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the person who is sitting in the seat, she blamed
them for leaving her son with anxiety sitting alone. Oh man,
but this is the move. This person who did this,
that's their fault, the mom, that's your fault. Person pay
for their seat. If they're out of goodness, their heart.
If they want to get up, great, but they should
not feel guilty because they didn't get up. But this
is what you do. What you do is you change
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seats the other way. So you send whomever is with
you to the good seats, and you send your son
that it's all scared because you put them in a
freaking haunted house up there. You send them back with you. Yeah,
that's the way.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
It has to be an equal swath. But even if
I had paid for business class, gosh, I'd probably be like, Okay, fine,
I want you to just sit together with your child.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
Well you have a heart, would be like, but I'd
like your mind.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
For sure, he has anxiety right now because he's also nine,
like my kid. Just give him a tablet and they'll
be good. That's a good point because nine is old.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
But it sounds like somebody's doing this is trying to
gain the system more than actually caring about their kids.
You know what you're doing with your kid, Like we'll
put them up there and then watch this. I'll go
get a better seat. Yeah. People, man, Hey, what's wrong
with people? What's wrong with you? Thank you? That's the
news Bobby's story. At the airport in Dallas, fifty two
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cars were stolen. And when I saw this, I just
thought somehow they managed to get to like a car
dealership and like know how to get the keys and
steal them. But that wasn't the case. Five million dollars
in cars were stolen an organized crime group. I want
to play. This is one of the victims on the
news talking about it.
Speaker 4 (22:47):
When I had checked onto my toll tag account and
I saw that on Saturday night, it was on the
toll way in Houston, on the Harrison County toll Way.
The last thing I want to do when I come
home is worry if my car is still on the
garage or not.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
According to a report by the Dallas News, several people
have been accused of working together to steal vehicles from
DFW the airport. The investigation has been running since February
of last year. As many as fourteen suspects have been identified.
It's thought that the group, which is based in Houston.
They're driving over to Dallas. That's smart. Yeah, yeah, you
don't want yeah you do. You don't want to do
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it from like plane O. You know, you want to
be from a different city. They've also stolen cars from
airports in New Mexico, Nevada, and Utah as The investigation
gained momentum in October when three men were arrested thanks
to the use of a licensed plate reader, which alerted
police of a suspect in their vehicle entering the airport.
These guys, they have to all keep their mouth shut.
(23:40):
The problem with crimes with a lot of people is
you got to trust airybody to shut up. And I'm
not even sure that's why they were caught. But man,
fourteen suspects as of now I've been identified, Like this
is some organized stuff. They stole again, fifty two cars
somehow they okay, I'll take that one. Now, why are
they driving through toll roads because that's like how this
guy found out was stolen. And I'm sure that's how.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
The when he landed at the port I would have
found out.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
It's just like, well, yeah, I know, but I mean,
now I know where it says you have well you're
going to find out anyway. But also like you get
a told that you've been charges told, well, my car
went through. They got to get back to Houston.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
They got to get back.
Speaker 5 (24:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (24:16):
Also, I'm just wondering, how do they get out of
the airport garage?
Speaker 2 (24:18):
Do they do? The lost ticket? They got to pay
a lot of times, the tailgating on the the gay
to hit you every time, Yeah, to hit you. I've
seen people try. That never ends well, right, I thought
a lot of times the tickets left up on the dash,
and so they could also be targeting those tickets. I
always leave mine on the dash. They have to pay
for it. There eight bucks for a car many pretty
(24:41):
good trade. We're going to make more money when they
sell the car. I got thirty eight dollars. That's a
pretty good trade.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
I saw. The Atlanta Airport is also having trouble with this.
So the police are having undercover cops like in the
parking garages, like looking for people just looking like normal travelers.
And then they said that the best way to prevent
this if you're going to the airport this holiday season
is to put one of those club things on your
steering wheels.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
Old school, so to get in the time machine.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
Yes, those I don't know, but maybe they'll show. Should
we invest in clubs. I think they're gonna maybe they
go up in value.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
I'm gonna pass on that. But they do this at
malls now too, because it's happening here at the mall.
So they'll have people undercover, not only in the store,
which you can kind of tell who they are, but
even the ones that aren't standing their security, even walking
on the garage, they have them and they'll just kind
of trail you and you're like, I don't do anything wrong,
and you realize they kind of fall off. I've had
them trail me, but I just because I look like
(25:36):
a ba in trouble. I look like if somebody sees
me become my tattoos like that guy's, that's no good.
There's a cemetery that's going to charge people to visit
their loved one's graves.
Speaker 3 (25:45):
Oh way, so let me so.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
They'll still be able to visit for free from nine
am to three pm on weekdays, but they'll have to
pay around six bucks for a VIP pass to visit
outside those hours. For VIP they better talk back, you know,
I mean, maybe it'd be some sort of need a
hot dog, or like somebody talking back to me. So
it's the Garden of Remembrance and from nine to three
Monday through Friday free. After nineteen years in operation, the
(26:10):
Graveyard requires the purchase of a one off VIP pass.
That's weird because you can't change your mind, Like, I
don't like these rules, so I'm gonna go and dig
them my person up, move them somewhere else nice, Like.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
What if your only time to go is before work
or after work?
Speaker 2 (26:25):
Electric? Well, you pay six bucks, yep, VIP pass. Electric
gates will prevent anyone. Or if you get a season
pass like we used to get at Magic Springs. It
was a theme park and only the rich kids out
of them. But I was always so jealous because they
they'd buy one. I's like forty bucks and go all year.
You get one here, you go visit. Everybody's great, all
the time. Electric gates and if you don't have the pass,
(26:45):
it will not let you in. They've spent ten thousand
dollars on increased security. Something here must have been happening
for them to implement this. Right, not just a money grab.
This is from Metro. Because if there's space still in
this terry, they still want to sell plots. I mean,
that's how they make their money, so they're not going
to do something to keep that money from being made.
But if the plots are all full and it's sold
(27:07):
out completely, Like, how do you how does cemetery make
more money? It's they're done right making money. I believe
they are done. You try to buy more land around it, yeah,
expand it, you secretly get rid of some folks.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
And honestly, though, when you're at a cemetery and you're
looking at the how it's like spaced out, I'm like
or wish you're like, things seem really like tight, Like
how do they have that much room? Like I feel
like the cemetery.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
People are They may not say there're no bodies down there, No, no, I.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
Watched my mom go in with her casket, But then
I'm like, how do you know.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
It's still there? Yeah? Oh we didn't see them.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
Cover them, or like how close is the next person?
Speaker 2 (27:47):
Wait there?
Speaker 1 (27:48):
I don't know. It just seems like the logistics of
that just so really hard to figure out because there's
just a lot of it.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
There's no property lines. It's just kind of I'm gonna
bet though that they're probably in a hole and it's
all good.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
Yeah, but I mean one hole if you take them,
like you know, it's just the.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
Point is, you can't take that stone because you can't
make it smaller because the stone still takes up no space.
You can't. If you could shrink the stones like they
do movie seats, you know, less leg room, I would
get it. But you can't shrink the stones.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
Okay, have you ever gone back to visit your mom's
great ashes?
Speaker 2 (28:20):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Yeah, you them?
Speaker 2 (28:23):
So No, I don't have anybody's grave, my grandma's ashes,
my mama's ashes. It's cheaper that way. Did that with
my dad. I don't know, dude, they got they got
me on the urn from all because you're just like sad.
You're just so sad, and like you'd like this one
hundred carrot gold with diamonds earned like Mike Tyson had,
(28:43):
and I'm like, oh, have you bought that one? Yeah?
So I didn't know what to do. They do tricky
like if anybody's around, somebody close to them die, and
the casket they're like the mahogany, it's the finest, and
you're like, I just want them to I'm not even
joking only kind of You're like, I just want them
to have the best. Yeah, but you're you've been triggered
(29:03):
by emotions so much that you're not thinking.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
Yeah. My mom was very clear, like, do not spend
a bunch of money on my casket or I'm going
to be mad. And she was a part of the
process anyway, because she was she knew she was dying
with the cancer, and so she was very adamant that
we not spend a lot.
Speaker 2 (29:20):
Yeah, I can see where that would help a bit.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
Ye, Like she picked it out, like she's like, this
is good, this cheaper one. Let's go this is the
best option, because yeah, if I'm in there and I'm
grieving and be like, we need to give her the best,
but really it doesn't matter.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
Yeah, they like target you. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
I mean when I was like, hey, she want to
be cremated, they were like, oh, let us show you
the finest arrangement of urns. Like I'm like, I mean,
I was kidding about the Mike Tyson gold thing, but
it's like twelve dollars for an urn. But then you're like, oh,
I don't want to disrespect Yeah, and then she spread
her ashes so you didn't get rid of the urn
(29:55):
sto Three things that really annoy me or three things
that chat by hid All right, here we go Number three.
Number three. The world's most expensive cranberry sauce is one
hundred and ninety five dollars per dallup. Oh wow, dollar
is a doll a little like a spoonful. Oh gosh.
(30:16):
Restaurant New York is selling a cranberry sauce for Thanksgiving
one hundred and ninety five dollars per spoonful. It is
infused with fancy port wine, white truffles and decorated with
an edible gold leaf.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
M man, truffle market's just really killing it.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
You need the edible gold leaf. Yeah, man, it doesn't
taste like anything litill shine. A simple Thanksgiving meal for
ten By the way, I did see this as a
least expensive for Thanksgiving meals and like the past ten years,
like everything is down so cheap that you can get
a Thanksgiving meal for less than you could over the
past like ten years, because groceries.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
Are like, yeah, I think stores have just had to
do that.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
My turkey was super cheap, fifteen dollars really big, small, big, Turkey.
Uh So that's that one annoys me. It's the fancy
restaurant called Old Homestead Steakhouse. Nobody has to buy it,
so I'm not you know, it chanst my height a
little bit that we're doing this. Okay, So that's one
number two.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
Number two.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
An Arizona dentist has been busted for using household plyers
on a patient. Oh he like loses other ones. Probably
it doesn't matter. Don't use a call buddy another dentist,
which you have multiple sets?
Speaker 1 (31:21):
I think were they sterilized.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
The unnamed dentist was recently suspended after using the unsterilized
tool to remove the tooth and plant of a patient.
The dentists used the tool, and this part I can
kind of understand after nothing else worked. But you gotta
sterile first of all. It's got to be the right
person if I go in and I love my dentists,
and he's done a lot of great work on me
(31:43):
because I didn't go to dentist's first part of my life.
So a lot of work to be done still, and
he's like, dude, this thing is like underneath your neck.
I can't get it. We got a couple options. I
got some pliers in the truck. That's about the only
way I can get them. I sign off. I trust him,
sterilize those and go for it. Give it a rip
because I'm already numb anyway, right.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
Because I also maybe get a second opinion.
Speaker 2 (32:06):
I need it because I want to get the thing
out now. Okay, but yeah unless the person. Also, the
person cannot be a hillbilly because only hillbillies will allow this. Also,
that's how I got teeth pulled when I was a kid.
Flyers really, oh yeahs yeah, sometimes do it myself, appliers.
Speaker 1 (32:22):
Oh, I tie a string on it and slam the door.
Speaker 2 (32:24):
Oh how fun and family friendly.
Speaker 1 (32:27):
If y'all did that, right, did.
Speaker 5 (32:33):
No?
Speaker 2 (32:33):
We just flyers a couple of times because it's like
you couldn't get it, so you would latch and it
didn't hurt. So it's not gonn hurt because it's the
tooth already move and you're a kid, and it's already
loose so you can hold on to it. And yeah,
wire pliers too especially. Yeah. So anyway, the dentist used
the tool after nothing else worked. The issue was brought
forward by the dentist's own assistant. You sell out telling
(32:56):
him gave you a job exactly insurance. It's not clear
what kind of disciplinary action. Oh yeah, you probably can't
be a dentist anymore. You can't use pliers. All the
jokes aside, you can't use pliers, especially if you did
not do you think, Yeah, it's like someone you think
you should be.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
Like, maybe he could learn from it.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
And then I would have said, I've created a new
tool to peel the rubber off of it. Once I
got in trouble, scrubbed them clean and be like, no,
this is a new tool that I'm developing and for
really hard to get. They look like plyers, sure, but
they're not. Yeah, that's a bad move. You gotta make
sure that's what your buddies or somebody you know, if
you're gonna rip their teeth that with plyers. Uh. And
(33:40):
then number one, number one, This will not be a spoiler.
I will not spoil. I will not spoil. I will
not spoil. But they did John Dunton wrong. That's all
I'm gonna say. They did John Dunton wrong. This is
not a spoiler. So they're doing the second half of
the season of Yellowstone now and started back and I
(34:01):
just finally got the first had time to watch the
first episode. They did John Dutton wrong. And if you're
a Yellowstone watcher, I'm gonna gave it at that. That
can mean anything in the whole world. Justice for John Dutton.
Who's Kevin Costner? Right, you haven't watched it? No, I
have it.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
It's on my list, my heart because i'm it's on
my list. So as long as that's not spoiling it,
which I know you would never do.
Speaker 2 (34:24):
I would never do it. But they did them wrong.
Got it, got it? It's number one. Thank you, Bobby Bone.
Show ahead. Sorry up today.
Speaker 3 (34:34):
This story comes to us from the UK.
Speaker 6 (34:36):
A thirty year old man's on a train and he's
got his bag of ketamine and he gets off the train,
but he forgot the ketamine. He's like, oh man, So
he goes and files a report at Lost and Found. Says, hey,
I lost my bag of ketamine. It's a real drug,
by the way, yeah yeah, yeah it's illegal. Yeah it's
a real drug. Yeah I can really do some stuff
to you.
Speaker 2 (34:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (34:55):
And so Lost and Found alerted police. They started doing
some investigating, brought down a whole rugg ring because this
dude put in a claimant lost and found.
Speaker 2 (35:03):
Oh, if I were a part of the if I
were like the manager of the drug ring, how do
you upset with that person? Yeah, they don't. They don't
like it's not good. But why not just say my
bag is on the train. They don't you have to
say what's in it? I would say I would make
up another substance because I'm not gonna test it. I
would say, hey, my crushed up adderall or something with
(35:23):
the suppose my bag is on the train. It's gonna
have to be something, though, But.
Speaker 1 (35:26):
It doesn't always look crushed up like it can be injected,
so it can be formal or you it's like a
little like looks like a piece of candy stick under
your tongue that.
Speaker 2 (35:35):
That was gonna be from. Let me tell you what
I know that's gonna be crushed up. Okay, that's a
whole different story. But how I know you snort You
can snort keat meine like you can't cocaine. Yeah, yeah, anyway,
I've never done drug in my life.
Speaker 3 (35:47):
Man, I'm not educated. All right, God, I'm lunchbox. That's
your bonehead story of the day.
Speaker 2 (35:53):
There's a few more of these Eddie, you wants you
gotta sit out, okay, lunchbox the name you guys can
play against each other. And Chattahoochie by Alan Jackson. What
make of a vehicle do they fog up the window of?
Speaker 3 (36:05):
And Yeah, I'm in lunch Chevy. Amy, Chevy fogged up
the wind is a Miles Chevy.
Speaker 2 (36:14):
Good job? And I walked the line by Johnny Cash.
He keeps a close watch on.
Speaker 3 (36:21):
Blank.
Speaker 2 (36:24):
Oh, I got that.
Speaker 3 (36:26):
I'm every wind.
Speaker 1 (36:30):
Keep a close watch.
Speaker 3 (36:36):
Amy the clock, Lunchbox, it's the train coming around the bend. No,
it's hard.
Speaker 2 (36:42):
I keep this close watch on this heart of my
and man, I feel like a woman. What does Shania
Twain say? The best thing about being a woman is.
Speaker 1 (36:56):
A man? I'm in for the wind Amy, the prerogative
to have a little fun, Lunchbox.
Speaker 3 (37:09):
My hair, it's a little messy.
Speaker 2 (37:12):
Answer. Is the best thing about being a woman, The
prerogative to have a little fun.
Speaker 3 (37:18):
Good job, good job, good job.
Speaker 2 (37:20):
What's a prerogative? Your choice, that's my prerogative. Okay, that's all.
And Amarillo by Morning by George Strait. They took his
saddle in Houston. In what city did he break his
leg in? And I'm in for the wind Lunchbox sant
(37:48):
A Tone.
Speaker 3 (37:48):
Amy, Santa Fe, Santa Fe c.
Speaker 2 (37:53):
Like we played earlier, you would have won the prize
for the caller. Yeah, except I played and you won. Yeah,
he wouldn't have No.
Speaker 3 (38:02):
Call was smart. Everybody has a strength.
Speaker 2 (38:06):
In the dance described in Bootscoot and Boogie by Brooks
and Dunn. What comes next in the line dance after
you get down and then you turn around? And then
you what? I?
Speaker 1 (38:19):
Then I'm in for the wind?
Speaker 3 (38:21):
Lunchbox boot Scoot and Boogie?
Speaker 2 (38:23):
Yeah? Oh boy? What Amy?
Speaker 1 (38:25):
Go to town?
Speaker 3 (38:26):
You go to town.
Speaker 2 (38:26):
That's right, you get down, turn around, go to town?
And friends in low Places by Garth Brooks. He's got
friends in low places? What chases his blues away?
Speaker 1 (38:43):
And then.
Speaker 3 (38:45):
I'm in for the wind?
Speaker 6 (38:46):
I almost skipped another.
Speaker 3 (38:47):
Line lunchbox beer chases Amy the beer correct?
Speaker 2 (38:51):
Wow, one more for all the marbles. No, you've already
lost and it's your love by Tim McGraw. What does
her love sinned through him?
Speaker 1 (39:01):
A man?
Speaker 3 (39:10):
Yeah, I'm in lunchbox shock Amy, shock correct? Good job Boom.
Speaker 2 (39:15):
I came on, No you didn't you lost?
Speaker 1 (39:18):
No? I did?
Speaker 2 (39:18):
I came on.
Speaker 6 (39:19):
I got two in a row.
Speaker 3 (39:19):
It's a streak. I think three is a streak. Two's
a couple threes of streak.
Speaker 2 (39:25):
He did play pretty good though, Amy, you did win
the game though there is no prize there for you.
No problem, and we no problem, no prize, no problem.
Is there often a problem when there's not a prize
for you? Okay, thank you guys for listening. We appreciate
you being here by everybody. Bobby Bones the Bobby Bones
Show theme song, written, produced and sang by read Yarberry.
(39:48):
You can find his instagram at read Yarberry, Scuba Steve
executive producer, Raymon No head of Production. I'm Bobby Bones.
My instagram is mister Bobby Bones. Thank you for listening
to the Podcas guessed
Wake Up, Wake Up in the mall and.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
It's on the radio and the dogs on Timeady lunchbox,
more game too steered. I be trying to put you
through the fuck. He's running this week's next bit. The
Bobby's on the box, so you knowing this the Bobby Ball.
(00:29):
There's a story about fifty two cars getting stolen from
the airport, like straight up, like just start, I'll tell
you a minute, like not even like a car lot.
They knew how to get They went to the airport
and stole all these cars. So just give me a second.
We'll get to that. I was thinking about jelly Roll
what you often do when I'm alone at home. I
love jelly Roll right, and jelly Roll good dude, Like
(00:50):
went through a lot early on his life, didn't have
the best environment, spend a lot of time in prison, reformed,
he's killing it now. We're lucky enough to have known
jelly Roll very early. Jelly Roll is doing a bit
of what I did way early on. Is just he
wants to fight everybody on Twitter, and I'm eighty percent
better and I don't respond to people for the most
(01:11):
part now on Twitter unless it's like something that actually
makes sense. But Twitter is like Twitter, there's like porn
on there. Now It's yeah, I still like Twitter for
the news part of it, but it's very bot run.
It's very angry. You know, there's naked stuff on Twitter.
It makes me uncomfortable. Okay, So that'd being said, Dude,
I was there, I'd fight anybody at the drop of
(01:32):
a hat online because in human life, I get beat upe.
Jelly Roll does the same thing. He's like tweets and
then he fires off of people, and someone I'm gonna
paraphrase this had said, hey, I bet you voted for Trump,
because there have been pictures of jelly Roll with like
Joe Rogan and even meeting Donald Trump. And I feel
like jelly Roll has kind of been around hanging out
(01:54):
with everybody. He's just kind of grateful. He's got like
a life, it's free and he's killing it. And so
here's the actual thing. The tweet said, I bet you
voted for Trump, and and this is what jelly Roll
rolle back. I can't vote, sir, nor have I ever.
Please don't lie about me. Jolly Roil's a fellon. Oh
(02:15):
you can't vote, right, So okay, but here's what I
want to say, it's not even just about jelly Roll.
Let's say that jelly Roll voted for Kamala Harris. Do
you know what would be really cool is if there
was a picture of jelly Roll shaking Donald Trump's hand.
Let's say jelly Roll voted for Donald Trump. Do you
know what it would be really cool? Jelly Roll shaking
(02:37):
Donald Trump's hand. Kamala Harris's no, you know, it would
be really cool shaking Kamala Harris is in any of them.
And the fact that let's say he did not vote
for Donald Trump and he's hanging out going hey, like,
that's cool in my book, because one you can respect
the presidency. You may hate the guy, you may love
(02:59):
the guy, but people just get up. Here's my advice.
Don't five people on Twitter. That's it. Just don't fight
people on Twitter. They have nothing, They have nothing going
on in their lives. I never met somebody who's a
troll who actually has fulfillment in their life. I don't troll.
I troll here sometimes that's just for fun. And mostly
(03:20):
if I troll, I tell our audience before I do
this segment, I'm like, I'm back toa ttrol. You guys
are around on the in on this bid. That's all. I
feel bad for Jelly Roll because even if he did,
he couldn't vote. But even if he did not vote
for Trump and he's there shaking Trump's hand, I like that.
I like big butts and I like that. That's all.
That's all. The second thing is Shaboozy. So Shaboozi did
(03:44):
not win. I don't know. I think he was up
for a couple of wards. The one that I felt
and I picked I thought he should win would have
been the Single of the Year. Yeah, and sometimes they
get Single of the Year and Song of the Year
mixed up. Yeah, that's confusing. But there was another one,
like New Artists or something. I didn't think he should
win that because he had one song. Now he had
once there was a massive one song.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
I mean, so.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
I see people and they're upset that he didn't win. Now,
this is why i'd like to say for Shaboozy. By
the way, Shaboozy has a song my Baby Wants a
Burken I'm Alone not long? You know the WNG two.
I'm gonna mix up him and Jason. Now let's talk
about the award shows for a second. So he did
(04:26):
not win Single of the Year. I picked him to
win Single of the Year. He did not win, But
I'm not upset. Everybody in their own way deserves it.
I think Chris Stapleton White Horse won and you can
never look at Stapleton and go you don't deserve it.
But based on Dada, I thought Shaboozy was gonna win.
He didn't. Now if you look back at last year
Entertainer of the Year, based on Dadda, you gotta thought
(04:46):
last year Morgan Wallen would have won that because he
probably should have based on everything else. He didn't. If
you look back at Dan and Shay a couple of
years ago when they were up for Duo of the
Year and they had every data point, songs, touring, streaming,
they did. You know what happened though, they won the
next year because these award shows a lot of times
are a year behind. Now. The problem with Single of
(05:07):
the Year is you gotta put out another big single,
where like New Artists, he could be up for that
again if it puts out a couple of songs, he
could win that one. But everyone's upset and at times
are going, well, this is a race thing. I don't
believe in this instance. This is a race thing because
it is so common with all of the layers of
these award shows, especially CMA's which are more of the
traditional awards show. Another thing I'd like to point out,
(05:29):
and I'll bring in walker Hey, is the Applebee's song
apple Bee's Eating apple Bee's. That song was massive. I
don't think it won an award. Now, it may have,
but it didn't win like Single of the Year, I
don't think and you can fact check me on this
now here is why that song didn't win because it
took forever to convince all these man but that ain't.
(05:50):
Country programmed our actors to play that song, and so
by the time they were forced to play it because
of its success, it became a monster hit. I'm still
talking about Applebe's.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
Yeah fancied thank you Yeah on a date night it Applebee's.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
So by the time it was a massive hit. Do
you think those same program directors who fought it the
whole time are then going to vote for it to
win any sort of award. No, because they fought it
the whole time. Now, let's fast forward that to Shaboozy.
The same thing happened. Like we're playing Shaboozi on our
show and their station's not even playing it because they're like, well,
my aam a lot ain't country. So do you think
(06:30):
those guys are gonna go vote for it then, even
though it's a massive hit, either going to vote for
it if they fought it for so long, No chance?
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Okay, that helps it make sense for me because I
was confused and I was happy for Chris Stapleton.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
I mentioned.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
I think it's because it went to Chris Stapleton, because
I even heard some.
Speaker 5 (06:51):
Like when they announced it, I think everyone thought this
is gonna be Shaboozie. I heard some noises like what,
But then because it was Chris Stapleton, it was like, oh,
well then yes, because we love.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Him and he's amazing.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Yeah, we just want to like play with this beard.
So here's the thing. There's two examples of I hate
to say precedent because but it is what it is,
of people that have overwhelming data to support that they
should win that award and it doesn't happen, and then
there's outrage and the next year it happens. Morgan Wallen
(07:23):
last year Entertainer of the Year. This year he wanted
I talked about Dana Shay happened to them, then they
want it the same Shaboozi, if he had another massive
single and it was up again, he would win it
because people would go like, oh, he got screwed last year.
And then also the do you think the people are
going to vote for it that fought it for so long?
No Walker Hay syndrome. I hope he doesn't mind having
(07:46):
a syndrome named after him. So that's all I want
to put all that out there. I want to say,
jelly Roll, like I felt that, and I'm happy for you.
I don't care who you voted for. Like, let's let's
now that things are in place, I hope everybody like
finds a way to like match and do the best
we can to get through the next four years. Yeah,
it didn't matter, It didn't matter like it is happening now,
(08:08):
so let's just hope for the best. And to Shaboozy,
I felt like you should have won. I said that publicly,
and that's why Also I think why I can say
this without people going, oh, look at you. I did
say I thought Chaboozy would and should win, except I
love Christapleton. And then also when you just look logically
at it, you think that people are going to vote
for it to fought it for so long. No, they're
(08:29):
not a country.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
May am.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Can I have this dance Pittsburgh and you and you
grew up on a hip hop station.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Hopefully people can mature and realize, like, oh, maybe I
was wrong about this.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
By the way, I love Pittsburgh. I'm not even talking
about Casper our program direct directors, because he's my guy.
I probably thinking like I just went toward a city
I love in the Northeast and then did a hip
hop station. Yeah, that's all I wanted to say. I'm off,
I'm clear now of and then oh yeah, and also
I was talking about that on my TikTok last night,
and sometimes I just get the urge and i'd have
(09:03):
a shirt on, but I didn't like show anything except
there's occasional nipslip, but not.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Really it's collar bone or what.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Yeah, it's pretty hot in the collarbone. Hey you got
a collar bhone fetish go get it my TikTok, which
is the same as everything else, mister Bobby Bone. As
I go into that and also talk about the perfect
Awards scenario, meaning, guy, this is so boring. But an
awards show. None of them are exactly right because it's impossible.
(09:30):
You can't have like I work as part of the
ACMs on the broadcast group, so I'm not even gonna
act like I'm not biased. I love the ACMs. I'm
on the show with Amazon CMAS. They won't have me anymore,
but I still like them. They could give us an award, right,
I mean kind of blake ball from the CMAS, but
I still, you know, I still like them. What they
do is it's a it's not a panel. It is
(09:50):
a massive body of records, record people, management, radio people.
It's such a massive body you can't really influence, say
just by going we choose this. It's it's massive, right,
same thing with ACMs. If you were do like a
fan vote, well that's bull crap because it's the most
famous artist win. You would have those bts winning all
(10:11):
the country awards and they're not even a country they're
a K pop man. So just the fan groups would win.
So there is no perfect award show system, so accept
it as that. It really doesn't mean anything. And even
the Grammys until recently, they could overturn it a vote,
overturn a vote everybody could vote. If you're a Grammy voter,
they could overturn it. But with a little panel, there
is no perfect awards show system. The only way we
would do it is if we voted on like twenty
(10:34):
five people. Let's say all of us that were members
voted on like twenty five people to represent us to vote,
and then that would be like the house representative of
the Senate. Yeah, we see how that's working, don't we.
That's all I got.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
I'm just lover.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
I haven't either. I just see a lot of people.
Some people get real mad, claiming like the Matt a
Jelly all for certain reason, they're mad at Shaboozie or
they're like, hey, it's a race thing, and I'm like,
so Boozy performed, and I would like, hey, for a
racing I'd be screaming it. I promise, I promised to
God I would be here going not cool. But I
think it's a it's an awards show thing, and it's
(11:10):
a that song wasn't traditional country finger quotes whatever that is,
and just like Walker Hayes wasn't traditional country whatever that is.
And so you're not gonna have people supporting it when
they didn't support it so much upfront. That's the inside
baseball minute here on the country music show, good stuff.
Now play some Tupac or something anyway. That's it all right, right,
(11:32):
we can we can get out of this time for
the new Bobby's You should never kiss a baby. It's
dangerous to kiss a newborn, even if you'd be like,
don't do it. A baby's immune system is not fully developed. Now.
This is all coming from doctor Karan Raj, a National
(11:54):
Health Service surgeon. The baby has a risk of catching
a serious infection. It's much higher and adults herpes cause
coal sores, but babies become seriously ill after catching the virus.
Newborn babies are also more vulnerable to infectious bacteria. Parents
are very young. Baby should not feel uncomfortable asking visitors
to avoid kissing or touching their child. How to safely
(12:17):
interact with the newborn. Wash your hands makes sense, Avoid
kissing the baby, kiss their foot or the back of
their head. And it says if you have an infection
of any kind, think about whether you need to really
visit the baby in general. That's funny. My sister in law,
my sister's sister, and she's announced it, so it's not
a big deal. She had a baby a few days ago,
(12:39):
and so her second baby, and so you know what,
you're not kissing. I'm not sure if have infections or not,
so I'm gonna play it safe. I'm only gonna kiss
the feet, yes, of the back of that, unless I'm
for sure that I have an infection of some sort,
and then I'm not even gonna go outside the house.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
I think the tinting thing is babies. You're just so
cute and little and soft, and you kind.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Of just want to They smell great. I still do
something about Ray, but you see me kissing him. Keep
cute and chuffy. Singer Kate Nash has launched an OnlyFans
account focusing on just her butt in order to fund
her tour British. British musician Kate Nash has resorted to
just showing her butt. Nine to ninety nine a month
is what the cost is to subscribe. And so Kate
(13:19):
Nash is British, She's like thirty seven or so. I
was gonna just play a little bit from my phone.
But I know some Kate and Nash music, but I
think it's funny. She's like, it's hard to like tour.
So I'm just gonna do my butt. But like, this
is some just some Kate Nash on my phone. She
doesn't bad word it makes you're read to drop it,
(13:46):
so you know, she's not like, you know, dirty or
anything like her music. But she's like, listen, touring is
the best job, but it costs so much costs of travel, accommodation, food, promotion.
So okay, here's pictures of my butt. Man, if people
pay me for pictures of my feet or butt and
I can make a lot. I was watching last night.
I watched a lot of podcast clips on TikTok and
(14:08):
there was this guy and he lives outside in like
I don't know, western Tennessee, and he was talking to
this gross as a farm one hundred acres and she's like,
you know, I get kind of scared because of all
the noises out there, and I didn't know where it
was going, but I'm in, I'm dialed in and she's like,
we have fifteen kinds of animals. And he's like, and
how did you pay for this? She goes OnlyFans, Oh wow,
(14:28):
given like millions of dollars.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
I mean, bubby, you could start an account and see
what happens.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
I'm okay, now maybe it would you show your butt
just your like your butt cheeks right now.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
No, I think you could do your feet though.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Full Mike Tyson during the buffering of the Tyson Paul fights.
Yeah just yeah, no, I right now. No, but it's
just a butt. Butts are weird because everybody has one
and they're gross. Well, no, it's weird, No, it's been.
The thing is, every single person has one that does
the same thing, yet we're like dirty gross, like a
twelve year old, Like, they're only gross because we make
it gross. Everybody has a butt that does the same
(14:59):
exact thing.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
There are also things that just visually can be stimulating
for people, like you're gonna see it, maybe a wrist,
and it's not gonna do the same thing for you. You
might see a naked butt and be like, only because butts.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Have been told we can't see them, because butts have
been like put pants on them. Absolutely, if risks were
always like you can't no, or you can't not hide,
because some butts aren't hide. But if risks are like
you can't see, the opposite sex is wrist unless you're
like in a relationship with them. Or you're married to them.
Guys would be like she has at everything. Really, yeah,
(15:31):
it's only because what we're not allowed to see because
everybody has a butt. It's not even I can picture
everybody's but right now in this room. Now I'm not
exactly right on no, but we all have one. Yeah,
same shape.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
Gosh, well why does it have to be like those?
Those are the parts that are like people of the
front part or like for girls the front part like.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Weird, we're the boobs are sexual because but guys don't
have them like that. You don't know, and that's a
whole like we drank out of them, so we're like,
we want to be with our moms. That's the deep meaning.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
That's why men are attracted.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
It's mom.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
Sure, absolutely, What in the world why do you think that? Right,
I've never thought of that bones when I've looked at
why do you? Why do you? There's two reasons. One
because you're told you can't see them, therefore you want
to see them more, right, that's number one. Number two,
what do we use them as as we're babies eating
to drink out of, to eat out of closer to
our mom?
Speaker 1 (16:28):
What if you weren't breast that you really bottle fed.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
Then then you're probably a butt guy. And secondly, not
only that, there's still the thing of our society deems
breasts to dude attractive, like the bigger they are right,
because you can't see them, they hide them, And anything
that's hidden you want generally human nature. It doesn't matter
if it's body parts or not human nature. If you
can't see it, you want it. Just all sexuality for everybody.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
Wait easier if we had made this whole thing, like
you said, the wrist thing, because then so many women
wouldn't feel, like, you know, self conscious about their but.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
They would the risk. We're gonna be staring at your wrist,
but they wouldn't recover it. It doesn't matter yet, we
should all just be naked. Let's start today.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
No, no.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
Bodies are weird. We all have the same bodies. And
yet where it's like, oh, you can't see that. Other countries,
it's not a big deal. It's like drinking. Why do
you think there's not crazy alcoholism in European countries because
they allow their kids to drink a little younger without
a stigma attached to it. Here in America, it's like
all right, you're twenty one, although you've been sneaking it,
but now you can go. So it's alcoholism like crazy.
In other countries they showed nudity on television and they
(17:35):
don't make a big deal about it and go boobs.
It's just part of life. So therefore it's so.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
I wonder if that makes like the other rate, you know,
people looking at dirty things online? Is that lower there?
Speaker 2 (17:47):
You think, yes, it absolutely is. Yeah, because it's on TV,
it's everywhere.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
And then less damaging the more.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
It's like a homeschool kid, right, and not every homeschool kid,
but a homeschool kid who is not able to go
out or a helicopter parent that doesn't want their kid
go out. What happens when they finally get to do something?
They go chrazy, go berserk. It's our culture. Yeah, you
welcome everybody. It's kind of my ted talking on a problem.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
I'm interested, though, we should bring an expert on about this.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
I just did it. Why do you why do you
need to verify? Well, he has a doctor. I put
a bluejab, a blue check bark by my name. So
the longest movie ever they have just created. It finished
it as a run time of fifty one four to
twenty minutes. It takes five weeks to watch. I'll watched this.
I think it was Avatar. Yeah, I know it's a
(18:29):
movie that it's fifty one thousand minutes. Did that on purpose?
I'm sure? Probably?
Speaker 1 (18:33):
All right, So put our names on the wheel. Someone
has to watch.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
Oh weeks? Oh my god, what do you think about this, Mike.
They filmed it all like in one order, so it's
like not even edited together. You're just watching a big
long movie.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
So you're just watching somebody hit record. It's kind of
like a live stream what they call it. A movie.
That's fun.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
Though a live stream take you five weeks to watch.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
I'm gonna tell you it's fun because livestream movie. There
are people now that are if I talk to them
and they're younger they're twenty two twenty three, especially if
it's like, hey, I want to learn about making content
and they're like, so, what is your schedule And I'm
like no, we're on the radio and they're like live
and I'm like yeah, they're like, wait that happens and
I'm like, yeah, I said, you know what, it's a
live podcast in the morning. And they're like, oh, I
(19:15):
got it. That makes sense. It makes sense to them.
I was like, we do a live podcast in the morning,
and they're like wow, because they know live podcasts because
people do them on YouTube. They do, and so it's
shifting and they're like, wait, you do a live radio show?
Like what what year? No, sorry, I messed up. It's
like we're doing a live podcast for hours. Oh, that's
(19:36):
really cool. It's crazy in that while. Yeah, so thanks
for coming to our live podcast everybody. That's what we're
doing right now. I don't know what do you want
on a beer story. Yes, this may be the reason
you're getting fat. Drinking two regular beers accounts for three
to four hundred calories. That's roughly the same amount as
a typical fast food hamburger or roast beef sandwich or
(19:57):
two slices of cheese pizza. So if you're having a
co beers and you're like, it's just a couple of beers,
if you like compare it and equate it to something
else in your mind, that's like, oh, I like a hamberger. Go,
but I know what's gonna do to me? Like if
you make that comparison, that comp that's it.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
Well, you're having it daily, but also it's liquid, so
that stuff is foods. You might feel full, but you're
having those beers with food.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
I agree. I'll go to Sonic and have so many
drinks and be like, I haven't had anything the Sonic.
Speaker 5 (20:25):
Hey.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
Plus, I have two great stories. I think I'm gonna
hold them. One's no, I'm gonna give you this one,
and then we're gonna go to all the cars getting stolen.
In a minute. Mom melts down on a plane because
and this is one of those stories where she wants
to sit next to her kid. And I'm gonna read
you the quote. A woman approaches and asks me to
change seats to thirty two B so her nine year
(20:47):
old can sit with her. But the seat that she
wanted was up in not first class but first class
yeah second plus second Yeah, not quite first class, but
the one right in the middle, a little more leg room,
a little more privileges. And I said, okay, well I
spend extra money on the seat. They said, so will
you give me the money bag? And so she starts
flipping out. She said she was cruel, and so because
(21:10):
the person who is sitting in the seat, she blamed
them for leaving her son with anxiety sitting alone. Oh man,
but this is the move. This person who did this,
that's their fault, the mom, that's your fault. Person pay
for their seat. If they're out of goodness, their heart.
If they want to get up, great, but they should
not feel guilty because they didn't get up. But this
is what you do. What you do is you change
(21:32):
seats the other way. So you send whomever is with
you to the good seats, and you send your son
that it's all scared because you put them in a
freaking haunted house up there. You send them back with you. Yeah,
that's the way.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
It has to be an equal swath. But even if
I had paid for business class, gosh, I'd probably be like, Okay, fine,
I want you to just sit together with your child.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
Well you have a heart, would be like, but I'd
like your mind.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
For sure, he has anxiety right now because he's also nine,
like my kid. Just give him a tablet and they'll
be good. That's a good point because nine is old.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
But it sounds like somebody's doing this is trying to
gain the system more than actually caring about their kids.
You know what you're doing with your kid, Like we'll
put them up there and then watch this. I'll go
get a better seat. Yeah. People, man, Hey, what's wrong
with people? What's wrong with you? Thank you? That's the
news Bobby's story. At the airport in Dallas, fifty two
(22:31):
cars were stolen. And when I saw this, I just
thought somehow they managed to get to like a car
dealership and like know how to get the keys and
steal them. But that wasn't the case. Five million dollars
in cars were stolen an organized crime group. I want
to play. This is one of the victims on the
news talking about it.
Speaker 4 (22:47):
When I had checked onto my toll tag account and
I saw that on Saturday night, it was on the
toll way in Houston, on the Harrison County toll Way.
The last thing I want to do when I come
home is worry if my car is still on the
garage or not.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
According to a report by the Dallas News, several people
have been accused of working together to steal vehicles from
DFW the airport. The investigation has been running since February
of last year. As many as fourteen suspects have been identified.
It's thought that the group, which is based in Houston.
They're driving over to Dallas. That's smart. Yeah, yeah, you
don't want yeah you do. You don't want to do
(23:20):
it from like plane O. You know, you want to
be from a different city. They've also stolen cars from
airports in New Mexico, Nevada, and Utah as The investigation
gained momentum in October when three men were arrested thanks
to the use of a licensed plate reader, which alerted
police of a suspect in their vehicle entering the airport.
These guys, they have to all keep their mouth shut.
(23:40):
The problem with crimes with a lot of people is
you got to trust airybody to shut up. And I'm
not even sure that's why they were caught. But man,
fourteen suspects as of now I've been identified, Like this
is some organized stuff. They stole again, fifty two cars
somehow they okay, I'll take that one. Now, why are
they driving through toll roads because that's like how this
guy found out was stolen. And I'm sure that's how.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
The when he landed at the port I would have
found out.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
It's just like, well, yeah, I know, but I mean,
now I know where it says you have well you're
going to find out anyway. But also like you get
a told that you've been charges told, well, my car
went through. They got to get back to Houston.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
They got to get back.
Speaker 5 (24:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (24:16):
Also, I'm just wondering, how do they get out of
the airport garage?
Speaker 2 (24:18):
Do they do? The lost ticket? They got to pay
a lot of times, the tailgating on the the gay
to hit you every time, Yeah, to hit you. I've
seen people try. That never ends well, right, I thought
a lot of times the tickets left up on the dash,
and so they could also be targeting those tickets. I
always leave mine on the dash. They have to pay
for it. There eight bucks for a car many pretty
(24:41):
good trade. We're going to make more money when they
sell the car. I got thirty eight dollars. That's a
pretty good trade.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
I saw. The Atlanta Airport is also having trouble with this.
So the police are having undercover cops like in the
parking garages, like looking for people just looking like normal travelers.
And then they said that the best way to prevent
this if you're going to the airport this holiday season
is to put one of those club things on your
steering wheels.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
Old school, so to get in the time machine.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
Yes, those I don't know, but maybe they'll show. Should
we invest in clubs. I think they're gonna maybe they
go up in value.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
I'm gonna pass on that. But they do this at
malls now too, because it's happening here at the mall.
So they'll have people undercover, not only in the store,
which you can kind of tell who they are, but
even the ones that aren't standing their security, even walking
on the garage, they have them and they'll just kind
of trail you and you're like, I don't do anything wrong,
and you realize they kind of fall off. I've had
them trail me, but I just because I look like
(25:36):
a ba in trouble. I look like if somebody sees
me become my tattoos like that guy's, that's no good.
There's a cemetery that's going to charge people to visit
their loved one's graves.
Speaker 3 (25:45):
Oh way, so let me so.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
They'll still be able to visit for free from nine
am to three pm on weekdays, but they'll have to
pay around six bucks for a VIP pass to visit
outside those hours. For VIP they better talk back, you know,
I mean, maybe it'd be some sort of need a
hot dog, or like somebody talking back to me. So
it's the Garden of Remembrance and from nine to three
Monday through Friday free. After nineteen years in operation, the
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Graveyard requires the purchase of a one off VIP pass.
That's weird because you can't change your mind, Like, I
don't like these rules, so I'm gonna go and dig
them my person up, move them somewhere else nice, Like.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
What if your only time to go is before work
or after work?
Speaker 2 (26:25):
Electric? Well, you pay six bucks, yep, VIP pass. Electric
gates will prevent anyone. Or if you get a season
pass like we used to get at Magic Springs. It
was a theme park and only the rich kids out
of them. But I was always so jealous because they
they'd buy one. I's like forty bucks and go all year.
You get one here, you go visit. Everybody's great, all
the time. Electric gates and if you don't have the pass,
(26:45):
it will not let you in. They've spent ten thousand
dollars on increased security. Something here must have been happening
for them to implement this. Right, not just a money grab.
This is from Metro. Because if there's space still in
this terry, they still want to sell plots. I mean,
that's how they make their money, so they're not going
to do something to keep that money from being made.
But if the plots are all full and it's sold
(27:07):
out completely, Like, how do you how does cemetery make
more money? It's they're done right making money. I believe
they are done. You try to buy more land around it, yeah,
expand it, you secretly get rid of some folks.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
And honestly, though, when you're at a cemetery and you're
looking at the how it's like spaced out, I'm like
or wish you're like, things seem really like tight, Like
how do they have that much room? Like I feel
like the cemetery.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
People are They may not say there're no bodies down there, No, no, I.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
Watched my mom go in with her casket, But then
I'm like, how do you know.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
It's still there? Yeah? Oh we didn't see them.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
Cover them, or like how close is the next person?
Speaker 2 (27:47):
Wait there?
Speaker 1 (27:48):
I don't know. It just seems like the logistics of
that just so really hard to figure out because there's
just a lot of it.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
There's no property lines. It's just kind of I'm gonna
bet though that they're probably in a hole and it's
all good.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
Yeah, but I mean one hole if you take them,
like you know, it's just the.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
Point is, you can't take that stone because you can't
make it smaller because the stone still takes up no space.
You can't. If you could shrink the stones like they
do movie seats, you know, less leg room, I would
get it. But you can't shrink the stones.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
Okay, have you ever gone back to visit your mom's
great ashes?
Speaker 2 (28:20):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Yeah, you them?
Speaker 2 (28:23):
So No, I don't have anybody's grave, my grandma's ashes,
my mama's ashes. It's cheaper that way. Did that with
my dad. I don't know, dude, they got they got
me on the urn from all because you're just like sad.
You're just so sad, and like you'd like this one
hundred carrot gold with diamonds earned like Mike Tyson had,
(28:43):
and I'm like, oh, have you bought that one? Yeah?
So I didn't know what to do. They do tricky
like if anybody's around, somebody close to them die, and
the casket they're like the mahogany, it's the finest, and
you're like, I just want them to I'm not even
joking only kind of You're like, I just want them
to have the best. Yeah, but you're you've been triggered
(29:03):
by emotions so much that you're not thinking.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
Yeah. My mom was very clear, like, do not spend
a bunch of money on my casket or I'm going
to be mad. And she was a part of the
process anyway, because she was she knew she was dying
with the cancer, and so she was very adamant that
we not spend a lot.
Speaker 2 (29:20):
Yeah, I can see where that would help a bit.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
Ye, Like she picked it out, like she's like, this
is good, this cheaper one. Let's go this is the
best option, because yeah, if I'm in there and I'm
grieving and be like, we need to give her the best,
but really it doesn't matter.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
Yeah, they like target you. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
I mean when I was like, hey, she want to
be cremated, they were like, oh, let us show you
the finest arrangement of urns. Like I'm like, I mean,
I was kidding about the Mike Tyson gold thing, but
it's like twelve dollars for an urn. But then you're like, oh,
I don't want to disrespect Yeah, and then she spread
her ashes so you didn't get rid of the urn
(29:55):
sto Three things that really annoy me or three things
that chat by hid All right, here we go Number three.
Number three. The world's most expensive cranberry sauce is one
hundred and ninety five dollars per dallup. Oh wow, dollar
is a doll a little like a spoonful. Oh gosh.
(30:16):
Restaurant New York is selling a cranberry sauce for Thanksgiving
one hundred and ninety five dollars per spoonful. It is
infused with fancy port wine, white truffles and decorated with
an edible gold leaf.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
M man, truffle market's just really killing it.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
You need the edible gold leaf. Yeah, man, it doesn't
taste like anything litill shine. A simple Thanksgiving meal for
ten By the way, I did see this as a
least expensive for Thanksgiving meals and like the past ten years,
like everything is down so cheap that you can get
a Thanksgiving meal for less than you could over the
past like ten years, because groceries.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
Are like, yeah, I think stores have just had to
do that.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
My turkey was super cheap, fifteen dollars really big, small, big, Turkey.
Uh So that's that one annoys me. It's the fancy
restaurant called Old Homestead Steakhouse. Nobody has to buy it,
so I'm not you know, it chanst my height a
little bit that we're doing this. Okay, So that's one
number two.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
Number two.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
An Arizona dentist has been busted for using household plyers
on a patient. Oh he like loses other ones. Probably
it doesn't matter. Don't use a call buddy another dentist,
which you have multiple sets?
Speaker 1 (31:21):
I think were they sterilized.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
The unnamed dentist was recently suspended after using the unsterilized
tool to remove the tooth and plant of a patient.
The dentists used the tool, and this part I can
kind of understand after nothing else worked. But you gotta
sterile first of all. It's got to be the right
person if I go in and I love my dentists,
and he's done a lot of great work on me
(31:43):
because I didn't go to dentist's first part of my life.
So a lot of work to be done still, and
he's like, dude, this thing is like underneath your neck.
I can't get it. We got a couple options. I
got some pliers in the truck. That's about the only
way I can get them. I sign off. I trust him,
sterilize those and go for it. Give it a rip
because I'm already numb anyway, right.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
Because I also maybe get a second opinion.
Speaker 2 (32:06):
I need it because I want to get the thing
out now. Okay, but yeah unless the person. Also, the
person cannot be a hillbilly because only hillbillies will allow this. Also,
that's how I got teeth pulled when I was a kid.
Flyers really, oh yeahs yeah, sometimes do it myself, appliers.
Speaker 1 (32:22):
Oh, I tie a string on it and slam the door.
Speaker 2 (32:24):
Oh how fun and family friendly.
Speaker 1 (32:27):
If y'all did that, right, did.
Speaker 5 (32:33):
No?
Speaker 2 (32:33):
We just flyers a couple of times because it's like
you couldn't get it, so you would latch and it
didn't hurt. So it's not gonn hurt because it's the
tooth already move and you're a kid, and it's already
loose so you can hold on to it. And yeah,
wire pliers too especially. Yeah. So anyway, the dentist used
the tool after nothing else worked. The issue was brought
forward by the dentist's own assistant. You sell out telling
(32:56):
him gave you a job exactly insurance. It's not clear
what kind of disciplinary action. Oh yeah, you probably can't
be a dentist anymore. You can't use pliers. All the
jokes aside, you can't use pliers, especially if you did
not do you think, Yeah, it's like someone you think
you should be.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
Like, maybe he could learn from it.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
And then I would have said, I've created a new
tool to peel the rubber off of it. Once I
got in trouble, scrubbed them clean and be like, no,
this is a new tool that I'm developing and for
really hard to get. They look like plyers, sure, but
they're not. Yeah, that's a bad move. You gotta make
sure that's what your buddies or somebody you know, if
you're gonna rip their teeth that with plyers. Uh. And
(33:40):
then number one, number one, This will not be a spoiler.
I will not spoil. I will not spoil. I will
not spoil. But they did John Dunton wrong. That's all
I'm gonna say. They did John Dunton wrong. This is
not a spoiler. So they're doing the second half of
the season of Yellowstone now and started back and I
(34:01):
just finally got the first had time to watch the
first episode. They did John Dutton wrong. And if you're
a Yellowstone watcher, I'm gonna gave it at that. That
can mean anything in the whole world. Justice for John Dutton.
Who's Kevin Costner? Right, you haven't watched it? No, I
have it.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
It's on my list, my heart because i'm it's on
my list. So as long as that's not spoiling it,
which I know you would never do.
Speaker 2 (34:24):
I would never do it. But they did them wrong.
Got it, got it? It's number one. Thank you, Bobby Bone.
Show ahead. Sorry up today.
Speaker 3 (34:34):
This story comes to us from the UK.
Speaker 6 (34:36):
A thirty year old man's on a train and he's
got his bag of ketamine and he gets off the train,
but he forgot the ketamine. He's like, oh man, So
he goes and files a report at Lost and Found. Says, hey,
I lost my bag of ketamine. It's a real drug,
by the way, yeah yeah, yeah it's illegal. Yeah it's
a real drug. Yeah I can really do some stuff
to you.
Speaker 2 (34:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (34:55):
And so Lost and Found alerted police. They started doing
some investigating, brought down a whole rugg ring because this
dude put in a claimant lost and found.
Speaker 2 (35:03):
Oh, if I were a part of the if I
were like the manager of the drug ring, how do
you upset with that person? Yeah, they don't. They don't
like it's not good. But why not just say my
bag is on the train. They don't you have to
say what's in it? I would say I would make
up another substance because I'm not gonna test it. I
would say, hey, my crushed up adderall or something with
(35:23):
the suppose my bag is on the train. It's gonna
have to be something, though, But.
Speaker 1 (35:26):
It doesn't always look crushed up like it can be injected,
so it can be formal or you it's like a
little like looks like a piece of candy stick under
your tongue that.
Speaker 2 (35:35):
That was gonna be from. Let me tell you what
I know that's gonna be crushed up. Okay, that's a
whole different story. But how I know you snort You
can snort keat meine like you can't cocaine. Yeah, yeah, anyway,
I've never done drug in my life.
Speaker 3 (35:47):
Man, I'm not educated. All right, God, I'm lunchbox. That's
your bonehead story of the day.
Speaker 2 (35:53):
There's a few more of these Eddie, you wants you
gotta sit out, okay, lunchbox the name you guys can
play against each other. And Chattahoochie by Alan Jackson. What
make of a vehicle do they fog up the window of?
Speaker 3 (36:05):
And Yeah, I'm in lunch Chevy. Amy, Chevy fogged up
the wind is a Miles Chevy.
Speaker 2 (36:14):
Good job? And I walked the line by Johnny Cash.
He keeps a close watch on.
Speaker 3 (36:21):
Blank.
Speaker 2 (36:24):
Oh, I got that.
Speaker 3 (36:26):
I'm every wind.
Speaker 1 (36:30):
Keep a close watch.
Speaker 3 (36:36):
Amy the clock, Lunchbox, it's the train coming around the bend. No,
it's hard.
Speaker 2 (36:42):
I keep this close watch on this heart of my
and man, I feel like a woman. What does Shania
Twain say? The best thing about being a woman is.
Speaker 1 (36:56):
A man? I'm in for the wind Amy, the prerogative
to have a little fun, Lunchbox.
Speaker 3 (37:09):
My hair, it's a little messy.
Speaker 2 (37:12):
Answer. Is the best thing about being a woman, The
prerogative to have a little fun.
Speaker 3 (37:18):
Good job, good job, good job.
Speaker 2 (37:20):
What's a prerogative? Your choice, that's my prerogative. Okay, that's all.
And Amarillo by Morning by George Strait. They took his
saddle in Houston. In what city did he break his
leg in? And I'm in for the wind Lunchbox sant
(37:48):
A Tone.
Speaker 3 (37:48):
Amy, Santa Fe, Santa Fe c.
Speaker 2 (37:53):
Like we played earlier, you would have won the prize
for the caller. Yeah, except I played and you won. Yeah,
he wouldn't have No.
Speaker 3 (38:02):
Call was smart. Everybody has a strength.
Speaker 2 (38:06):
In the dance described in Bootscoot and Boogie by Brooks
and Dunn. What comes next in the line dance after
you get down and then you turn around? And then
you what? I?
Speaker 1 (38:19):
Then I'm in for the wind?
Speaker 3 (38:21):
Lunchbox boot Scoot and Boogie?
Speaker 2 (38:23):
Yeah? Oh boy? What Amy?
Speaker 1 (38:25):
Go to town?
Speaker 3 (38:26):
You go to town.
Speaker 2 (38:26):
That's right, you get down, turn around, go to town?
And friends in low Places by Garth Brooks. He's got
friends in low places? What chases his blues away?
Speaker 1 (38:43):
And then.
Speaker 3 (38:45):
I'm in for the wind?
Speaker 6 (38:46):
I almost skipped another.
Speaker 3 (38:47):
Line lunchbox beer chases Amy the beer correct?
Speaker 2 (38:51):
Wow, one more for all the marbles. No, you've already
lost and it's your love by Tim McGraw. What does
her love sinned through him?
Speaker 1 (39:01):
A man?
Speaker 3 (39:10):
Yeah, I'm in lunchbox shock Amy, shock correct? Good job Boom.
Speaker 2 (39:15):
I came on, No you didn't you lost?
Speaker 1 (39:18):
No? I did?
Speaker 2 (39:18):
I came on.
Speaker 6 (39:19):
I got two in a row.
Speaker 3 (39:19):
It's a streak. I think three is a streak. Two's
a couple threes of streak.
Speaker 2 (39:25):
He did play pretty good though, Amy, you did win
the game though there is no prize there for you.
No problem, and we no problem, no prize, no problem.
Is there often a problem when there's not a prize
for you? Okay, thank you guys for listening. We appreciate
you being here by everybody. Bobby Bones the Bobby Bones
Show theme song, written, produced and sang by read Yarberry.
(39:48):
You can find his instagram at read Yarberry, Scuba Steve
executive producer, Raymon No head of Production. I'm Bobby Bones.
My instagram is mister Bobby Bones. Thank you for listening
to the Podcas guessed
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Lunchbox
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