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July 23, 2024 28 mins

Bobby starts trying to figure out a story behind shapeshifters and John Lennon’s glasses being put up for auction. We debate our favorite Beatle member. Bobby has a list of the worst party sins. We get an update on Eddie’s Kroger meeting about his smoking hot chicken business. Listener Jared calls in from Utah who loves the end of the first part of the podcast. Eddie’s son got laid off and he’s using it as a learning lesson. Lunchbox shares his experience getting laid off.

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
It's time for the Bobby Bones post show. Here's your host,
Bobby Bones. Oh god, I saw this story. I wanted
to kind of talk about it and try to figure
out what really happened. Fascinating news out of South Africa
from News twenty four. Police there investigating case involving two

(00:21):
suspects who allegedly shape shifted and became cats to escape
from their holding cells last week. So police are investigating
a strange case involving two suspects who shape shifted, became
cats and escaped from the Meyerton Police station holding cells.
The suspects, brothers Omari and Ali Mustafa, were among eleven
suspects who are arrested for possession of a hijacked good

(00:44):
O'mari has since been rearrested, his brother remains on the run.
In the summary of events given to Gudin Tang Provincial
Commissioner Tommy m and Binni Police say the two men
allegedly disappeared while being processed into their holding cells. The
statement reads the cell commander, the warrant officer and the
constable were also in cells. They were locked in as

(01:06):
well with the suspects. When it was a turn to
change this other two suspects, those two brothers, their names
were called, but they couldn't be found. They were locked
in the cell with them. Among those suspects, there's a
third who informed police that he also saw these two
suspects make a strange like ol bird noise. They turned
into cats and escaped while the gate was still locked.

(01:29):
He gave a statement. The officer who wrote the statement said,
on his arrival, he personally went to the cells and
took a head count. The process, Intels physically counted the
innimates one by one to ensure that the numbers tally.
So this is a corruption, and somebody let them out right,
and they made a crazy story here and then they
just had the story that they turned into cats.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
So people think they're crazy and they're really confused.

Speaker 3 (01:49):
Inside job unless they're magicians out of the year. But
magicians don't have real magic.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
So and I get on TikTok and sometimes I get
that show from the early two thousands, Magician's Tricks Revealed.
It was awesome back in the day. He show you
how to do all the tricks, and he wore a
mask and the final episode he unveiled who he really was.
And I didn't know him. Oh, in Copperfield, there was
no one like that, but all the magicians were getting
mad at him. But I think of a magician's it's
not real magic. There's no such thing as magic.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
Yeah, but it's sleight of hand, right.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
But it's awesome.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
But you can't slide of hand if there's an actual
gate holding you that you can't get through.

Speaker 3 (02:21):
Right.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
So my suspicion would be that it was absolutely an
inside job, and this is just what they say because
they know that people will be so entertained that.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
It's going to confuse I'm like, what do you mean
they turned into cats?

Speaker 4 (02:36):
Like?

Speaker 2 (02:36):
They turned into cats?

Speaker 1 (02:38):
I mean, how do you argue prove they didn't, right, right,
if there's no cameras, There no cameras proved they didn't
turn into cats.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
That's a pretty good one. So you're saying, like the
prison people are making this story up.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
Yeah, I'm sure there's some sort of corruption within somebody
that works there. I'm not sure I would think the cop,
the constable, whomever, the arresting officer to actually free them
so they get out.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
They're like, dang, we just got out. We say we're shaped.
This is pretty cool.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
They catch one of the other brothers who comes back in,
they still can't catch the other one.

Speaker 3 (03:05):
And if I were that brother, then do it again,
mister shape shifter. Yeah, come on, hey, if you could
do it once, let me have it. Let's see it again,
or just been I'm not going to show you.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
You did it already wants to do it again.

Speaker 3 (03:18):
So it feels like they're involved. Somebody's involved.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
Someone let them out of the cell.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
Yeah, somebody who probably got some money from something they
tried to hijack.

Speaker 3 (03:28):
Who was in on that process.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
So I saw that. Thanks for let me share that.
John Lennon's glasses are up for sale for auction.

Speaker 3 (03:35):
The ones he was wearing when he got killed.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
No, a pair of round, blue tinted glasses worn by
John Lennon in nineteen sixty nine are up for auction.
The glasses, which were given to a man in nineteen
sixty eight at Abbey Road Studios, are expected to fetch
around four thousand dollars. The man apparently saw the glasses
lying on a piano, went to pick him up, and
was told by his girlfriend to leave them, to which
Lennon replied, it's okay, you can have them. The glasses

(03:59):
will be auctioned off on the thirty first of July
at Fairly Golf Club in Surrey, along with the collection
of thirty three black and white photographs taking an Abbey Road.
I'm not a John Lennon guy. Who had to be
my favorite beatle? Who's your favorite? Paul, Yeah, for sure?

Speaker 3 (04:13):
Really John, John's my favorite.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (04:15):
John was all too like, I'm breaking up the band.
I got a girl, I'm making.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
Up the band. That's that was the rumor of peace
in love, and Paul was like, let's just go baby. Yeah,
Paul just kept going. Also, John didn't keep going because
he died. He has murdered.

Speaker 3 (04:28):
Correct, But he's still making music though, Yeah, but not
after he died.

Speaker 1 (04:31):
Well before, Paul just kept going wings like I like,
I guess I like Paul McCarney because he's still hanging around.

Speaker 3 (04:36):
I can say yeah, but.

Speaker 1 (04:39):
I don't.

Speaker 3 (04:40):
I wantn't.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
I don't. I don't want to care about Johnlennon.

Speaker 5 (04:42):
Stuff before grand for like, I don't know it'll go
for more than that. Oh okay, that's just what they think.

Speaker 1 (04:46):
And also the story is the guy saw him on
a piano, never even saw him on John Lennon's.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
Head, So how do we know they're his?

Speaker 1 (04:53):
We're only basing it off of hearsay, yeah, but hearsays value.

Speaker 5 (04:57):
This is kind of like my my the capo that
Chris Stapleton le from the studio. So the KPO is
the thing you put on the guitar, and so like
he left in the studio and it says Chris Stapleton
on it, and I said, oh, let me save it
till when he comes back. And then he came back
and I said, Chris, he left this here last time.
He saidn't worry, man, I keep that same thing, just
like John Lennon should keep that. And I still have it.
I use it every every time I play guitar.

Speaker 2 (05:19):
And you tell people Chris Stapleton gave it to you, right,
It would be.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
Cool ast if you could prove he had it on
his guitar at some point that says Chris Stapleton on it.

Speaker 3 (05:27):
Can I can anybody cannounce it's true? You can get
that done?

Speaker 1 (05:30):
Yeah, Or if you had if it was like him
in the studio and he said that we had it
on camera or something.

Speaker 5 (05:36):
I don't have any of that I know, but it's
all hearsay.

Speaker 1 (05:39):
But the difference is that's now. Yeah, no, I can
easily go to there's one hundred. But we were all
here with you. No I us remember that.

Speaker 3 (05:47):
Yeah, this is like a special moment between Chris.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
Yeah, I don't want the glasses four thousand bucks, but
I bet they go for like twenty. Yeah, everything is
really auctioning high right now. American's top party ends. This
is from the Boxed Wholesale Survey. Number one is peaking
in a room that it's closed when you go to
someone's house.

Speaker 2 (06:07):
Oh, it's a sin.

Speaker 1 (06:09):
They're just saying things that aren't cool.

Speaker 3 (06:12):
Not cool.

Speaker 2 (06:12):
Man, got it at somebody's house that room party, gotcha? Okay.

Speaker 3 (06:15):
I kind of like that. I like looking in those rooms,
just be like, what's nice? Very voyeuristic of you, snooping. Well,
you know, like where's the bathroom? They go down there?
You're walking down a hall and you kind of look, Oh,
that's cool, it's a nice room in there.

Speaker 2 (06:25):
Let me see what that bedroom looks like.

Speaker 3 (06:27):
You guys do that? What about medicine cabinet? Yeah? I
like to see what's in there.

Speaker 2 (06:30):
Well, I never I don't care.

Speaker 3 (06:34):
I think some people care because they want to take
what's in there too.

Speaker 2 (06:36):
Well, they're looking for some pills.

Speaker 5 (06:37):
People never say I use my my bedroom bathroom like
that's always like the guest bathroom.

Speaker 3 (06:41):
There's nothing in there.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
I go into the bathroom and not washing your hands,
I do that. Do we have hot water here now
and sent the new owners? I believe we do. Is
it warm?

Speaker 4 (06:49):
No?

Speaker 3 (06:49):
I don't think so, man.

Speaker 1 (06:50):
I swear to god it was warm last week.

Speaker 3 (06:52):
Maybe because it's so cold in the studio that when
you wash your hands cold water.

Speaker 1 (06:55):
That's stupid. It's a stupid excuse. I don't know. I
swear to you, I wash my hands and it was
warm last week for the first time. Because we have
new owners of this building, we're moving out. They just
bumped us back again on moving really, yeah, it was July,
that it was August, then it was September and now
Scuba Steve, I believe we don't move to lot And
if you're listening to the show, doesn't matter to you
because we sound the same wherever we go. But for us,

(07:15):
it's quite the undertaking. When do we move now?

Speaker 6 (07:18):
Now it's looking like October and then Merry Christmas.

Speaker 1 (07:21):
I'm standing by.

Speaker 3 (07:22):
We never leave, but I feel bad for the people
that own the building. We're like the people that won't
move out. We're squatters. Yeah, we're squatters.

Speaker 1 (07:28):
We're gonna be on another radioh where we're talking about
how knowing squatters are because we've squatted the whole bottom
floor of this building.

Speaker 2 (07:33):
I mean they have plans for this bottom floor.

Speaker 1 (07:35):
I mean, I'm sure they do. They expect us to
be out. When's our contract up? Scuba, do you know? So?

Speaker 6 (07:41):
I mean this would be a little two in the weeds.
But I feel like the current owner is okay with us,
saying because they like the rent money I'm getting when
i'm gathering.

Speaker 1 (07:48):
Oh and our people don't want to pay the rent money.

Speaker 6 (07:50):
Of course, yeah, because they're paying rent somewhere else.

Speaker 1 (07:52):
God.

Speaker 6 (07:52):
So I believe our thing is up in end of August,
but we may have to extend it now with this contract.

Speaker 2 (07:58):
Oh when you go month to month, ARDU like ten times?

Speaker 1 (08:01):
And what's the deal? Why are we moving?

Speaker 6 (08:03):
Well, so it's a whole like train. So when something
is behind, it makes the next part behind. So they
had to put all the furniture in which they're finishing
up now, which then once the engineering team gets to
go and that's another eight weeks. So once this is
finished and they can go in, that's a solid two
months of getting wires in that.

Speaker 3 (08:19):
Kind of Now, your fault that it's boring is just
a boring.

Speaker 2 (08:21):
Yeah, why don't we just stay here?

Speaker 3 (08:24):
They just told you they don't want to pay double rent.
Do you not hear what he said?

Speaker 2 (08:27):
You know what I'm saying. Why why do we leave
this building in the first place, is what I was saying.

Speaker 3 (08:31):
Because they sold the building, I know.

Speaker 6 (08:33):
But there's so much equity and they could use to
put towards other things.

Speaker 3 (08:36):
Yeah. Oh okay, hey business, hey busines man.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
You should know that across the country too.

Speaker 2 (08:40):
Yeah, well maybe.

Speaker 3 (08:41):
When you're a meeting with Krogers. It's soon, very soon.
I got updates very soon. Okay, dude, good stuff.

Speaker 5 (08:51):
We've had some communication and this is going to be
a bigger meeting than I thought.

Speaker 3 (08:56):
It's not.

Speaker 5 (08:57):
It's not just a dude that I saw at Kroger.
I wants to talk about stuff. It's a bigger meeting
than I thought.

Speaker 2 (09:02):
I hold it. I don't want to hear it right now.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
I do. Let me do, the party says, and I
do want to hear hold on wiping hands on something
that's not a napkin. My wife, we were having dinner
of the night and I, after, I'll do this my hands,
like rub them together, then I'll wipe on my pants.
She's like, you're an adult. This is a napkin right
in front of you. That my kids do that, and
napkin right in front of you. Come on, and they
grow up in napkins like pepper towels some but I

(09:24):
guess I just don't go to the napkin and she'll
take it. Put in your nap double dipping, spilling something
and not cleaning it up, not bringing a gift or
a bottle, parking behind another car where they can't get out.

Speaker 2 (09:36):
Oh yeah, you do that. No, I've seen it happen though,
But yeah, I don't ever bring a bottle though.

Speaker 1 (09:41):
That for that one was over drinking. That's another one,
and that what a party is for you drink. I
need to know more about this croker thing.

Speaker 5 (09:49):
Yeah, So apparently they're bringing in people from other stores
to hear my pitch.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
What's the pitch?

Speaker 3 (09:57):
My chicken? Like, what I'm going to do?

Speaker 5 (09:59):
What are you gonna do? I'm gonna sell with The
plan is to sell my chicken and Kroger.

Speaker 3 (10:03):
No, we know what you want to happen, but what
are you gonna do?

Speaker 5 (10:06):
And so I want to partner with Kroger since they
already have rotisserie chicken, I'd like to add all to that.
That's their bit, that's their product. I want to add
smoking chicken to Kroger. But how are you gonna add it?
What are you going to do for them?

Speaker 3 (10:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (10:23):
Yeah, yeah, Well, I mean I don't really want to
make the chicken, so I want to kind of pick
their brand and see how we can collaborate on something
that they can make and put my name on it.

Speaker 3 (10:31):
Well, why would they do that when they can already
do that without paying you?

Speaker 1 (10:34):
I can help them sell it. How are you going
to help them sell it? Beyond what their channels they
already have. It's not like we're gonna talk about it.

Speaker 3 (10:42):
Power of my social media, power of me going and
smoking chickens live on the lot like they just power there. Yeah, dude,
you say I'm gonna go in the parking lot, I'll
be there from two to six smoking chickens. Come see me.
Do We'll sell out no time.

Speaker 2 (10:58):
Yeah, you'll only be able to make like ten.

Speaker 4 (10:59):
Right.

Speaker 5 (11:00):
Well, that's the problem. So I have to get some
more grills and all that. So I got to get
my ducks in a row. Man, I don't really know
what I'm doing right now, but we have a meeting
coming up real soon. How do you have a meeting
real soon? You don't know what you're doing, That's what
I'm saying. But see, why do you ask me this
where people can hear.

Speaker 1 (11:12):
Because I'm trying to walk you through what you don't
know so you can be better prepared. What you have
is the intellectual property that they need in order to
make a new product.

Speaker 3 (11:21):
I write that down. I have the intellectual property.

Speaker 1 (11:24):
Which is your specific recipe for how this chicken is
made and how this chicken is refrigerated and sold. You
don't want to go and pick their brains. The last
thing they want to do is go in to a
meeting where they have to help you help them. They
want you to tell them why it would be awesome
for them to get in business with you.

Speaker 3 (11:43):
So I should already have all those You should have
all that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but I really don't know.

Speaker 2 (11:48):
I got this product. I want you to make it.

Speaker 1 (11:51):
Tell me more.

Speaker 2 (11:52):
I want you to make it. I'm selling your store, ready.

Speaker 1 (11:54):
To spend a bunch of money, keep going. And yeah
that is so, But how are you going to help me?
I got social media, man.

Speaker 3 (12:00):
So does everybody else, and you have like ten million followers.

Speaker 2 (12:02):
No, no, but I'll stand in your parking lot.

Speaker 3 (12:05):
Yeah, well everybody does that all day anyway.

Speaker 2 (12:08):
Well, I'm not really sure what I'm doing, but I'm
here to see how you guys can help me out.

Speaker 1 (12:11):
You're picking my brain? Why did you pick my brain?

Speaker 3 (12:13):
You guys aren't really being helpful here.

Speaker 1 (12:14):
What's up?

Speaker 5 (12:15):
You're just making fun of me. You're making fun of me,
and you're not You have a big opportunity.

Speaker 1 (12:19):
I want you to do great, so I need to
make sure you're making fun of me, putting you in
a good place to be challenged. So when you show
up and they challenge you, and you meet that challenge,
that's what I'm doing.

Speaker 3 (12:32):
By playing out a dumb scenario.

Speaker 1 (12:34):
You said you're gonna go and pick their brain. The
last thing they want to do in a pitch meeting
is have me pick their brain.

Speaker 2 (12:38):
The first thing you don't want to say in the
meeting is hey, I don't want to make this.

Speaker 3 (12:41):
Yeah, I want you.

Speaker 2 (12:43):
I want you guys to make it.

Speaker 3 (12:44):
No, I want to make it. I can't make it
right now, that's what you.

Speaker 1 (12:47):
Do A canal won't there's no need.

Speaker 3 (12:50):
So what do I say, I can make you ten chickens?

Speaker 1 (12:53):
No, what you say is what I'm able to do
is provide this secret recipe.

Speaker 3 (12:58):
I have the intellectual property.

Speaker 1 (12:59):
I own this.

Speaker 3 (13:00):
I don't tell anybody of that makes this great chicken.
That's true. There's no can or won't there? Yeah, no,
I didn't. I wasn't anticipating saying I can't.

Speaker 1 (13:07):
You already said that when I first asked you a question.
You're not the pill like because I can't make them.

Speaker 5 (13:11):
But I'm talking to you as a friend. You're not Kroger.
You're just my friend right now, and I'm talking to
you about what I don't know.

Speaker 1 (13:18):
I felt like I hate to tell you.

Speaker 2 (13:19):
Like before they go on Shark Tank, they practice in
front of people like that.

Speaker 1 (13:22):
That's what we were doing. I was trying to run
up through it. He won't even take it.

Speaker 3 (13:24):
You have to tell you he was making fun of you.
How we are, Yes, because if.

Speaker 2 (13:28):
You don't like he's Kroger, then you you're not going
to be ready.

Speaker 3 (13:32):
He's not Kroger, he's Bobby. But if you don't act
like I'm it's like a witness practicing. Yeah, they do that.
Why do you think they do that? So then get
ready to be prepared.

Speaker 1 (13:41):
So if anything comes to them. Why do you think
athletes do media training something? But you just threw it.

Speaker 3 (13:45):
You asked me what's going on?

Speaker 1 (13:47):
And you said very soon?

Speaker 3 (13:48):
And how do you not have it ready if it's
very soon? Because I didn't get ready? It's that. But dude,
big things are happening. This is crazy, a little nervous,
and all this little scenario you played out is making
me more nervous. I think that's good.

Speaker 1 (14:05):
I think you thought you had it under control, but
I don't know what you thought you had under control. Chickens,
if you have an opportunity to impress them that what
you were doing was not impressive, Okay, ten thousand guys
can make ten thousand good chickens.

Speaker 3 (14:19):
Please then make them like you say, like number one songs. Okay,
it's so easy to write that song, right, but then
write it.

Speaker 1 (14:25):
They do.

Speaker 3 (14:25):
I make the chicken, you don't. They do make it.

Speaker 5 (14:27):
With my intellectual property which is a spice? What's an
electional property?

Speaker 3 (14:31):
Something I own that you can't have. It's only mine,
It's only mine.

Speaker 1 (14:36):
Is a meeting in the next ten days?

Speaker 3 (14:38):
Oh yeah, sooner than that? Hey, Ray, predict Eddy's meeting today.
Don't make fun of me.

Speaker 1 (14:42):
Predict his meeting. How it's going to go. Well, thank
god you told him that.

Speaker 7 (14:46):
It gave him a different headspace because he was going
to go in there and bounce ideas. All oh yeah,
he's ready to put up a white board and be like,
all right, guys, let's start with the word chicken.

Speaker 3 (14:52):
What comes to mind like that? That's it's not bad.
It's not bad. No.

Speaker 7 (14:57):
I think that was good because I got his head
working in different directions where he needs to be more
controlling in the meeting and not So what do you
guys think.

Speaker 3 (15:03):
About my chicken?

Speaker 1 (15:04):
You're not a beta in these meetings? Yeah, you're an alpha.

Speaker 3 (15:06):
You're an alpha, and alphas don't say can't or won't. Gosha,
I never been called an alpha.

Speaker 1 (15:12):
We're not calling you one. We're saying you have to
be one.

Speaker 3 (15:14):
This is tricky.

Speaker 7 (15:15):
You need to eat one of your sandwiches the whole
time you're doing the meeting.

Speaker 3 (15:18):
Like you can't resist it? Oh?

Speaker 1 (15:19):
Really?

Speaker 3 (15:20):
Well, you dropping barbecue sauce everywhere we will be.

Speaker 1 (15:24):
That's kind of a great idea about Ray is that
as you're doing it, like your wife, for somebody shows
up with a bunch of cooked hot chick chicken and
we eat it, and you send one home with everybody
as well, that it's cold, that it would be in
the so they can see how good it is as well.

Speaker 3 (15:40):
Okay, all right, takes a bit of an investment, but
what doesn't. Yeah, if you want Hey, if you want
to be big, you gotta think big, right. I feel
like I only like fifty per in this company. What
do you mean you have better ideas than I do. No, no, no,
I just feel like I can probably go pitch it
right now. Come with me, man, that'd be huge, it'd
be awesome. I hope I would you land it without me?

(16:01):
Forget my wife? Dude? Know what, if you come in,
bring in the chicken.

Speaker 1 (16:04):
I want you to land it without me because that
would be really cool that you did. You did this
without me, That'll be.

Speaker 3 (16:09):
All right, right, But think about this though, I'm like,
all right, guys, So here's my pitch blah blah blah.
I was like, you know what, let me do one better. Hey,
bones come in here, and they're like, oh my gosh,
that's Bobby. I lay in an apron and nothing else.
I brought your chickens.

Speaker 1 (16:22):
Brought your chicken all right, let's do a midroll here, RAYMONDO,
all right.

Speaker 3 (16:25):
Let's go talk to Jared in Utah. Who's on the phone.
We appreciate that.

Speaker 1 (16:29):
Can you put them up? Ray? Hey? Jared? All right, buddy,
what's up? Hey, it's Bobby. What's going on?

Speaker 4 (16:38):
Not much. I just wanted to say thank you for
giving me totally one of the best last I've had
in over a week by doubling down on your saying
that he did at the end of the first podcast.
I listened to yesterday's podcast and at the end of
the first part he made me laugh with tears. So
I just wanted to say thank you for giving me
one of the best laughs I've had in a long

(17:00):
time because it was funny as hell.

Speaker 1 (17:02):
Thank you. A lot of people are getting upset about
the end song. Do we have the produced version? So
I am not pulling when I sing at the end
of the first podcast, And the reason was people are like, hey,
we need to know when the first podcast ends so
we can get to the second one. And I'm like,
I don't know how you do your podcast, but mine
usually roll. But let's say there, you're listening to the
first one and the second one is not even up yet,

(17:22):
second half, and so it goes out, don't ask me.
So they said, please say when the first one's over.

Speaker 3 (17:27):
So I went on. I was like, this is the
end of the podcast.

Speaker 1 (17:29):
And then people started calling me going stop singing, and
so I'm like, I'm not taking it off, but I
can turn up the volume a little bit. And that
is the end of the first half of the podcast.
That is the end of the first half of the podcast.
That is the end of the first podcast. That is
the end of the first time of the podcast. You
can go to the podcast too, or you can wait

(17:52):
till podcast to come out.

Speaker 3 (17:55):
Wow, thank you very much. That's really good. Slapper whapper,
that's what we got.

Speaker 5 (18:01):
Now we'll probably change it up a few times and
somehow you got away from the Hall to the Chief.

Speaker 3 (18:06):
There's only the first part of melody. This is the
end of I'm just very that. No, that's good stuff.

Speaker 2 (18:14):
Very Christmas like I'm now in the spirit for Christmas.

Speaker 3 (18:17):
Christmas chief, that's all I hear. Do It's not and
a little yankee doodle.

Speaker 1 (18:24):
Now we're talking. It does sound a little yankee doodle
a little bit. Uh. People have withdrawn their plants to
donate their bodies to Harvard Medical School in the year
since news broke to the school's morgue manager was pillaging
bodies that were donated to the school.

Speaker 2 (18:38):
What is that?

Speaker 3 (18:39):
What does that means?

Speaker 1 (18:39):
Like, uh, going through selling power instead of donating for
the school To learn on that story was that, you know,
there was some nefarious activity happening, and so now people
are going, hey, I don't want to donate there.

Speaker 3 (18:54):
And you know, I felt that. I mean, people that
work with dead bodies. They're not, but we need they're
not they're not I get it, but they're not old, right,
but we need them. Yeah, I get it. Yeah, But
if it paid a whole bunch of money.

Speaker 1 (19:05):
Why don't you do it?

Speaker 2 (19:07):
No?

Speaker 3 (19:07):
I don't think so.

Speaker 1 (19:08):
Man for a million dollars a year?

Speaker 3 (19:09):
Oh man, Okay, yeah, that's my point. But that's not
what they get paid.

Speaker 4 (19:13):
No.

Speaker 1 (19:13):
But I'm saying everybody has like a breaking point of
when they'll do something that makes them uncomfortable, and maybe
they're not a comforable dead bodies. I mean, look a
police officers. They have to deal a dead bodies all
the time. But anyway, I wouldn't if I heard this
place where I wanted to donate my body, it was
good it was.

Speaker 3 (19:28):
There, I would have donated. They'd be shipping my wing
or off in Maryland.

Speaker 1 (19:31):
Some dude paid three bucks for it on eBay. Seventy
percent of people initially assume strangers are nice. Thirty percent
assume they're not lunchbocks. How do you feel about strangers?

Speaker 2 (19:44):
I'm cool with strangers.

Speaker 1 (19:45):
Do you feel like everybody's nice?

Speaker 2 (19:47):
Um? I don't really think about them as nice. I'm
just like, are they gonna want to hang out with me?
I'm famous? They probably know who I am.

Speaker 3 (19:54):
Oh, that's it.

Speaker 1 (19:56):
I feel like I am bothersome to everyone. I feel
like everybody's generally pretty nice, but I feel like I
am bothers some. Therefore, I don't really talk to people
because most people I feel like don't want to be
talked to. Now, if I need to, I can, But
I feel like they're probably nice, but they just don't
want to deal with me.

Speaker 2 (20:13):
But you can look at someone and be like, oh,
they're annoying. You don't want to talk to that person.

Speaker 1 (20:16):
You can tell if they're annoying.

Speaker 3 (20:17):
Yeahs, based on what their appearance.

Speaker 2 (20:19):
Well, by the way they stay.

Speaker 1 (20:21):
The airport, there was a guy on speakerphone walking around
loud on speaker doing a work call.

Speaker 3 (20:28):
But sometimes people just aren't aware. Okay, that's annoying. Yeah,
that would be an annoying person. But but that's not
a bad person.

Speaker 1 (20:34):
I was married to him.

Speaker 3 (20:35):
Oh that's true. I always think that too, Like.

Speaker 1 (20:38):
This, like he was on okay, aside from speaking loud
walking around on the phone of the airport.

Speaker 3 (20:44):
That also he was very.

Speaker 1 (20:45):
Loud, and you could go, hey, you could be a
little quieter and go sit up in the corner or something.
It's fine, not all that he was walking around with
it on speaker like. Well, I told Mark, if we
didn't sell nineteen share, what's the point buddy?

Speaker 3 (20:59):
It was really And then I thought I hit a
weddering on. I was like, somebody's married to this.

Speaker 1 (21:05):
True.

Speaker 3 (21:05):
I feel like strangers were nice though, Let's see.

Speaker 2 (21:09):
But also, is speakerphone any worse than being on the bluetooth.

Speaker 3 (21:13):
It's way worse because you can hear two people.

Speaker 1 (21:15):
Yeah, you have to hear this one and you're having
to speak louder because it's on speaker and they're not
speaking right to the microphone.

Speaker 2 (21:21):
All right.

Speaker 3 (21:22):
It is weird when people are on the bluetooth thing
because just if you don't see it right, yeah, and
you're like.

Speaker 2 (21:27):
What you're talking to me, I'm not talking to you.

Speaker 3 (21:30):
Oh sorry, Edie.

Speaker 1 (21:31):
Your son got laid off.

Speaker 3 (21:32):
Yeah, man, it's tough, dude, layoff. He was working at
a camp and they just told him like, hey, we're
not gonna need you to come anymore. Not fired, no,
laid off. Fired. They're they're just low on campers, so
they're like, we don't need you anymore. And it's summer's ending,
and yeah, yeah, we only had a couple of weeks
left anyway. But still he was like, dang, I was
looking forward to those two weeks of pay. And I'm like,
that's awesome that you're experiencing this, because that's life. Like, yeah,

(21:54):
you were expecting that money. You probably had plans for
that money, but just came out of nowhere.

Speaker 1 (21:59):
Money guns are.

Speaker 2 (22:01):
That's right, I've been laid off man. Yeah, Sam's Club
sixty four sixteen.

Speaker 1 (22:05):
How was that conversation?

Speaker 2 (22:07):
I was rough man. So I got there at like
two in the afternoon, and the guy before me that
works the morning, shit, he would work seven to three
and he didn't have to do anything. He'd just leave
all the carts out there because he leaves at three
no matter what. So I spent an hour and a
half out there in the sun of San Antonio, Texas
heat summer, pushing those carts up that hill, got the

(22:27):
parking lot cleared. And then Barbie comes out there and says, hey,
can I speak to you for a minute?

Speaker 3 (22:32):
That her name are you saying? She looking at Barbie.

Speaker 2 (22:33):
No, her name is Barbie and she was married to Ken.

Speaker 3 (22:36):
Stop that you're making that up.

Speaker 2 (22:37):
I swear, I'm not joking.

Speaker 3 (22:41):
I swear, okay.

Speaker 2 (22:42):
And so she calls me back in the office and
she was like, hey, you know, we've been having to
lay some people off, and I'm just really sorry to
tell you that we're laying you off. And I was like,
so you just let me sit out there for an
hour and a half and clean the parking lot and
then you laid me off. She goes, I didn't realize
you would already been here. It's you know, been a
busy day, you know, realize it. Oh she really really,

(23:04):
you know. And I was and i'd just been talking
to Weeda at the front door. She was the greeter
and I was like, I could be me next to you,
and She's like, no, we're not. You're not going anywhere.

Speaker 3 (23:14):
You're too good.

Speaker 2 (23:15):
And I'm like, twenty minutes later, I was going.

Speaker 3 (23:18):
Did you go them right then?

Speaker 2 (23:19):
Yeah? That was it?

Speaker 1 (23:20):
Did you get your full day pay? No? That was it?

Speaker 3 (23:23):
Oh man, that was it? See it later out immediately.

Speaker 2 (23:27):
Yep. She walked me to the clock out and walked
me out the door.

Speaker 3 (23:32):
Because she thought you might well, just because trouble. They
always do. They get walked out.

Speaker 4 (23:37):
Man.

Speaker 3 (23:37):
But that's if you get fired laid off.

Speaker 1 (23:39):
Are you really going to flip out if they have
to lay people off, because I mean, I get it,
you're probably still upset.

Speaker 2 (23:44):
I mean, I was just the highest paid cart guy.
So that's what it was.

Speaker 3 (23:47):
All that money, dude, all that all poppy. You don't
be the tallest poppy. They cut you down.

Speaker 2 (23:51):
That's the problem is you don't want to be the
head of the head hon chokers. They're like, oh, we
can cut my budget there, and they cut me. And
then I tried to go to another SAMs. They wouldn't
hire me, so I had to go to a Walmart
and they made me take a pay cut. But hey man,
that's life.

Speaker 3 (24:05):
Things worked out pretty well since then.

Speaker 2 (24:07):
Yeah, And what I was really mad though, is that
the GM that he didn't do the laying off like
I don't think he liked me, and I think he'd
made Barbie do the dirty work because he didn't like
me very much.

Speaker 1 (24:18):
So did he actually fire you? But he used laying
off as a way to do it without having to
like give you severance for two weeks?

Speaker 2 (24:24):
Maybe? I don't. Who knows, But I never got to
get an answer about that.

Speaker 3 (24:29):
Which that's that's a bit. He needs to go back
and get that answer. Get that answer.

Speaker 2 (24:33):
That's Sam's clothes man.

Speaker 3 (24:34):
Who cares find him? I'm sure he's still around.

Speaker 1 (24:36):
What was his name?

Speaker 2 (24:38):
Oh man, I don't know, but a man. No, he
wasn't very he didn't like he was very high.

Speaker 3 (24:44):
Joe, I want to play voicemail from Catherine.

Speaker 1 (24:47):
Here you go, thank you.

Speaker 8 (24:49):
I listened to your show daily and I just wanted
to send an a joke for you guys. Why did
the coffee I always taste we points because it was
mobbed L well L sound like someone.

Speaker 3 (25:05):
Tied that into a computer. Yeah, and that was like
that was the time.

Speaker 1 (25:08):
Lol. Here is d from Round Rock, Texas.

Speaker 4 (25:11):
Hi, Bobby's a question over you and Lunchbox was wondering
if you're ever gonna tell us what NL armies.

Speaker 1 (25:19):
We don't know you by that. Yeah, twenty twenty five
is a shot there.

Speaker 3 (25:22):
How long have you guys been keeping that secret?

Speaker 1 (25:24):
We don't really talk about that much anymore. Twenty twenty
five is a big chance we'll finally reveal.

Speaker 2 (25:28):
Yeah, that's when we wrote down on our vision boards.

Speaker 3 (25:30):
Really, yeah, we did the wish the kit.

Speaker 1 (25:32):
What's it called? What's it called now?

Speaker 3 (25:36):
Oprah, what's it called?

Speaker 2 (25:37):
Vision board?

Speaker 1 (25:38):
The board, the gift? Now when you put something up
the secret the secret. Thank you Ray, of course Ray
knows it. Thank you Ray.

Speaker 3 (25:45):
Here's Kelly from North Carolina.

Speaker 4 (25:47):
I so love coming to the end of the first
half of the podcast. Your new song is even better
than the first one. Thank you, thank you, thank you
for not getting rid of it, and.

Speaker 3 (25:58):
To all those who do enjoy it, it actually makes
you smile and better.

Speaker 1 (26:03):
Yet, then the second.

Speaker 4 (26:05):
Half of the podcast starts and Read's version of his
song starts.

Speaker 2 (26:09):
And you sing that, Oh my gosh, what else to
make you so happy throughout the day?

Speaker 1 (26:15):
Bring it on? Thank you, welcome Kelly, appreciate that.

Speaker 3 (26:18):
After that, it's what what when it goes.

Speaker 1 (26:20):
From that too? Wick up, wake up in the morning.

Speaker 3 (26:24):
That's cool.

Speaker 1 (26:25):
I think he's gonna put that song out on like
streaming services with a second verse.

Speaker 3 (26:29):
That's awesome.

Speaker 1 (26:29):
He played the second verse of Portland was pretty good,
and he was like, I'm gonna rap this, but it
wasn't a rap. It was just kind of speaky.

Speaker 3 (26:36):
That's really good.

Speaker 1 (26:38):
Uh okay, I think that's it. Eddie.

Speaker 3 (26:42):
Good luck.

Speaker 1 (26:43):
Thank you if you're meeting us today. Good luck.

Speaker 2 (26:45):
I got a feeling this today.

Speaker 3 (26:47):
Thank you, guys. I can't tell you what it is,
but thank you, thank you so much.

Speaker 2 (26:50):
You want to know what I think it was today.
I'm pretty sure I song bring a cooler in today.
I could have been your eggs.

Speaker 3 (26:57):
I didn't have anything on me today.

Speaker 2 (26:59):
Did you bring a cooler in little handheld?

Speaker 3 (27:01):
Huh huh. I don't know what you saw. Do you
go one of those quiet basketballs, by the way, I've
see those on TikTok. Yeah, dude, legit, but it looks
like it's foam. It is foam.

Speaker 1 (27:10):
Does it dribble like a basketball?

Speaker 3 (27:11):
But it bounces like a basketball, just without the but.

Speaker 1 (27:14):
It does bounce.

Speaker 3 (27:15):
Yeah, Like could you do ball handling drills?

Speaker 5 (27:17):
Yes, And that's kind of what's what we did it
for because my boys, like they love to bring the
basketball in and just like play in the kitchen. My
wife just drives her nuts. So we found this and
they have cheap ones and expensive ones. If you go
the more expensive route, it's more like a basketball. The
cheaper ones is just like a ball of phone ball.
It doesn't really bounce, but it does feel like a basketball.

Speaker 3 (27:36):
Yeah, dude.

Speaker 5 (27:37):
It even shoots like a real basketball, Like it's crazy,
like you shoot it and it bounds made of it's
just like harder foam, like just a little thicker.

Speaker 1 (27:46):
Could you play basketball with it like two on two?

Speaker 3 (27:48):
No, No, it's not that good. I've seen those on TikTok. Yeah.
Pretty awesome.

Speaker 1 (27:53):
All right, We're done. I hope you guys have a
great day. We'll see you tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (27:55):
Amy hasn't been in but hopefully she'll be in tomorrow.
I think that's it all right. Thank you guys by
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