May 22, 2024 • 34 mins
Eddie almost pulled a Lunchbox and called 911 after he thought someone was robbing a bank. Plus, Scuba Steve doesn't think he needs to go to his kid's kindergarten graduation and the show debates whether or not he should go.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Transmitting show.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Welcome to Wednesday Show Morning Studio Morning. Here's your get
to know you. A question of the morning. What's your
favorite place on Earth?
Speaker 1 (00:19):
We all can't say Disney, right, I don't believe I'm
going to.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Your favorite place on Earth. I will lead give you
guys time to think about it. The thing mine is
a Saturday afternoon at Reynolds Razorback Stadium football season, probably
right before a game starts. We just lose a lot
and it gets it gets to be sour once we lose. Sure, well,
we're not there yet. I know it's before.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
It's like I still got home.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
So I'm gonna go Razorback Stadium on a pleasant weather
late September early October.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
It's not just my favorite place in the whole world, amy, I.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Mean, I'll pick a summer afternoon at my sister's place
in Colorado. She lives in a little tiny town on
the river, and she has a fire pit down by
the river and we gather around it and it's so great,
and the kids are older, like, and her kids have
learned guitar, so they play and we do food. My
sister makes drinks. Like that's just a place to be.
(01:19):
I need to do that this summer. Yeah, it's like
and I'm just with my sister and she feels like
that's like home to me.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Lunchbox, it's the beginning of summer. Pool season is here
and you.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
Head out to the beautiful city of Las Vegas, where
you're in the casino having some drinks, sitting at a
blackjack table, a roulette table, a slot machine, a craps table,
whichever one you desire. The place is hopping, you're feeling
good and you're winning lots of money. And then it's like, oh,
you know what, I'm gonna go sit by the pool
for a little bit.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
See some chicks and bikinis. They're ready to go. And
you go out there and you hang out by the
pool for a little bit in a cabana. Oh man,
they're ready to go. Yeah what does that mean?
Speaker 2 (02:01):
And also, I didn't know we could declare a winning
or I'd be like, we just want the national championship.
So Lunchbox is Vegas gambling. Amy's with her sister in Colorado.
I'm at a razorback football game.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Eddie.
Speaker 5 (02:11):
You guys are specific with your time and weather. Yeah,
that's why you go to Hawaii anytime. Any weather. Hawaii
is gorgeous. It's relaxing. You got that the you got
the little ukuleles plane, the wind blowing in the palm trees.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Dude. Then you go fishing, you can go surfing, you
can lay out the problem with that is I can't
watch Arkansas football too early. I mean I can't. That's
a wake up away earlier. So it runs my favorite.
That's true. You might have to watch that like a night.
But it's beautiful. Hawaii, Baby Eddie, Hawaii, Helloha, lunchbox Vegas,
Amy Colorado. Me I win. I'm gonna win that contest
(02:47):
to follow us Arkansas Stateium. Yeah, I can race to
BA football.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Okay, let's open the MAILBAGLI.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Read all the air dick something we call Bobby's mail dowg.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Yeah, hello, Bobby Bones. My husband and I have been
married for thirteen years. We have three kids. From my
fortieth birthday last week, my husband got me an instapot.
It's like getting a vacuum is a birthday gift. It's
just another tool for me to do my job versus
something more thoughtful. He was upset that I wasn't more
appreciative of the gift and it turned into a huge fight.
I just thought he'd do something more thoughtful for my
(03:22):
fortieth who's in the wrong. How do we get past
our hurt on both sides from a forty year old wife.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Well, I don't think anybody's in the wrong. But Amy,
I'll let you handle this one.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
We Yeah, I don't necessarily want to insta pod or
a crockpot, or new pants or blender.
Speaker 6 (03:36):
I don't want any of that from my birthday.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
So let's just everybody have a mental note of that
that we don't do that unless your wife is expressed
she doesn't mind, and in that case still don't joy it.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
I would say there's been some sort of error in communication,
probably from her and also him not challenging himself to
be more thoughtful.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
From him. I don't think this is a totally sided
thing here.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
No, but I do agree it's about being thoughtful, like
she would like him to put some thought into something
that she doesn't need to use, that provides for the
entire family, Like maybe it's something specific for her.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
I hear you, But I don't think he would do
this unless he was cultured to think this is what
he's supposed to do. Guys, are dumb. Yeah, so you
have to start. You start on the floor with us
and then build and teach us. We're like AI, we
only know what we're around and see you do jud
and we learn. So for some reason, he his AI
and he's been taught that this is an okay thing
to do, and his AI hasn't been taught Hey, this
(04:35):
is a special special birthday, to which she probably could
have said, hey, I'm going to communicate this with you,
especially if she knows how on the floor his AI is.
Because I don't think if this is what his movie
is at her fortieth birthday already, he's probably not a
real gift general like a thoughtful person.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
He's probably thoughtful in many other ways.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Sure he's a great husband, but you don't go from
being like getting flower being romantic to a pot.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
This is probably his mo. It's not your love length
is that where you guys say love lng.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
He's probably always getting things. He's like, I don't know,
I think you'd like this. It make her so, I
would say sixty five percent on him, thirty five percent
on her. There's got to be a better communication about it.
But nobody's in the wrong. This is a culture that's
been set.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Yeah, nobody's in the wrong unless he's got a history
or a pattern of doing this. In that case, you
know there's discussion there. But I think what does this
make possible is the question you get to ask yourself.
And now your relationship is going to grow from this
because you're going to sit down and have a conversation
and then hopefully future birthdays to come, he'll.
Speaker 6 (05:35):
Be good to go.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
You can't put it all on him because he will
not perceive that.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
Well, so how do but okay, how do you have
a conversation with someone who's ai is?
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Well, First, you have to realize that guys are stupid, right,
as long as you realize that to begin with, and
you have to talk to us like children when it
comes to this. He did not know he was doing wrong.
He didn't set out to buy a birthday gift that
you'd be mad at. He thought he's probably get you
something good, something that would help you with stuff that
you're already doing. Now, therefore you have to go be like, hey,
that was really cool. But for my fortieth I really
(06:06):
hoped it would come from a little more that thought
love part of your brain than just helping me. I
understand you, Richard Truck probably try to help my everyday
life a little bit, but my expectations were this, and
then he'll be a little defensive, but then he'll know, Yeah, okay,
you just got to recommunicate that crowd.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
A conversation and in any anytime something happens in a
relationship that gives you an opportunity to learn and grow
and communicate.
Speaker 6 (06:28):
Look at it as like a gift.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
I don't always do that, but I hear you.
Speaker 5 (06:31):
So when my wife says like, ooh, I always a
vacuum cleaner, like that is.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Not a birthday birthless she wants it for her birthday.
It's what she's communicated to you over a long period
of time and how she's communicated it, not just in birthdays.
So confused in every I get it, you're dumb.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
I get being also economical. It's like, Okay, this is
something you want anyway, might as well get it as
a birthday present.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
But got you messed up. Don't be an idiot. I
don't want to stick up for him totally. You're an idiot.
At least he got her a gift.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
I agree, geez, and I would say a little bit's
on her because this is the culture that she's probably
allowed for a long time with birthdays, and she didn't
express this is gonna feel different if it's done the same.
Speaker 6 (07:07):
But now they're going to talk about it.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
It's still his fault. It's still his fault. He's an idiot.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
We're all idiots like we are, or the bottom of
a sorry, thank you.
Speaker 6 (07:16):
We got your game.
Speaker 7 (07:19):
On the air.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Now it's find the clothes Bobby failed that year.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
If we were to build a dating profile for Lunchbox,
which we're not because he's married. He loves soccer, he
loves running, loves hot chicks, and he loves calling nine
one one.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
The guy calls nine one one about once every month
and a half calls, calls, calls always comes in. I
called nine one one and it was for a good reason.
The kid didn't have a seat built on it's but
it's not so none of us are really nine one
one ers. I don't know that I've ever called nine.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
One one never. I don't know that I've ever called
nine one one.
Speaker 6 (07:56):
Of a whole life.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Hey, once you do, though, once you pop, you can't stop.
That's weird. It's a pringle yep. Never called nine one one, Eddie.
You almost did, dude. I was so close to calling
nine one one, And now I really don't know. I
think maybe I should have called nine one one. Explain
the scenario.
Speaker 5 (08:10):
This is crazy. So it was about ten PM. I
had to get gas. So I go to the gas station.
It's one of those like where it's there's no one there.
It's pretty it's closed, but you can still use your
credit card. And so I'm pumping gas and across the
street I kind of hear like drilling and like hammering,
Like that's a ten PM what's going on over there?
I look over and there's a white van backed up
(08:31):
to an ATM at the bank, and I hear.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Pop clink, clink, clink, and I go, there is no
way that someone is stealing that ATM in the middle
of all this going on. It's ten po it's not
even three in the morning, lausch Fox, Would you have
called nine one one?
Speaker 4 (08:48):
Then this is a robbery in progress. I'm here to
report a robbery in progress.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
But I'm guys, they were being so obvious.
Speaker 4 (08:57):
They had flashlights they had never do if you do
it at three am, it's obvious.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
You're gonna see them and be like, Okay, something's going on.
Ten PM.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
You're like, ah, there's so much going on. Still, there's
so a lot of people about. Feels kind of shady though,
But three am is you're the only one on the road.
So if you see something like that, you're calling nine
one this they got you. You didn't call, So I
got my phone. I'm like, should I call nine one one?
But then I'm thinking I call nine one one?
Speaker 5 (09:22):
It's people working on the the ATM, like the bank
hired them, and I'm gonna look like an idiot. So
I drove off. I still looked at them. They were
about four guys working on the thing. Four dudes. Crue.
Speaker 6 (09:36):
Yeah, maybe it's a second And you went.
Speaker 4 (09:38):
By the next day and the EIGHTM was going I've
been looking on the big hole.
Speaker 5 (09:42):
I've been looking on the news for any story that
says like still on ATM.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Okay, I would imagine odds are they were just probably
fixing it or putting money back in.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Or locating sell it, yeah, to their basement. But I'm saying, oh,
it's like only like fifty five percent. There's a big
chance I think was being robbed. Yeah, I still don't know,
but I didn't call nine one one. Maybe you should have.
I never said that to lunchbox. But is that an emergency?
Speaker 2 (10:05):
No, maybe the police. Maybe you just could have called
like the secondary number.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Okay, I have a question about that. How do you
do that? You four to one one or so? Every
city has a different one three one one? Like do
you google like local police department? Yeah, it just takes
so long. Or you just called nine one one, say
can you connect me to the non emergency I don't
think that's really used for that.
Speaker 5 (10:27):
But I do feel that's the easiest way to get
ahold of a cop. Like you got to remember all
these numbers, just nine one one, So there's a non
emergency number here, you'd easily call that. You could just
type non emergency number and you could have called. But
then it's kind of an emergency because you want them
to show up quick. If these guys are robbing the ATM,
they're that decision. They get to make the decison where
they to send you over to the emergency or not.
(10:48):
But I don't think you go to emergency and let
them make the decision to send you down. But you
should drive buy and to see if it's still there
the ATM. Yeah, I don't think I would have called
nine one one. I would have just trusted there was
something going on. But it was one of the ATMs
that were in that's in the wall, you know what
I mean. It's not just sitting out.
Speaker 6 (11:03):
Yeah, yeah, I'm not a person. Is it in danger?
Speaker 3 (11:07):
And I don't I don't know the full situation, so
I'm probably not calling nine to one one. But I'm
also scared if I stay too long that if these
are bad guys, they could kidnap me shirt a witness.
Speaker 5 (11:17):
I was thinking that too, because I kept looking down,
looking in the corner of my eye, kind of seeming
like what's going on over there, but making it look
like I'm not looking at them from across the street.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (11:25):
Yeah, I don't want to.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Be a part of a license plate. No, you didn't
get that.
Speaker 4 (11:30):
You start snapping photos video it was a white band though.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
I yeah, I would have followed him. Now they're going
and you would have called nine one one.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
I just don't have the courage, I mean, if I'm
like getting I did call nine one one once when
I got robbed at gunpoint and pistol whipped. I did
call nine one one, and they were like, what happened.
I was like, I've been robbed, and they were like,
what happened? I said, I've been robbed? What else seeing
me to say, uh, that's the only time.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Yeah, I mean this is I mean, this is easy,
nine one one. What's your emergency? Yeah, I want to
report a robbery in products.
Speaker 4 (12:02):
You see, I see a white van backed up to
an ATM four guys with hammers and chisels were their faces.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
But they weren't a massive the mouse, no, not that
I saw. They were still kind of far from that.
But I'm gonna say you made the right call. My
call is you made the right call.
Speaker 8 (12:15):
It's time for the good news, which Bobby.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
It's one of those stories where so her name's Kathy.
She lives in Michigan. She passed out. She's a hard issue.
Her dog named Bentley sees it runs over to a
house next door and starts jumping up like in the
window and like hitting the window. So they're like, why
is a dog jumping in her window? And they check it,
and then the dog runs to the house and then
runs back to them, runs back to the house, so
they're like, should we follow the dog, and so they
(12:44):
do follow the dog back and she's unconscious on the
bathroom floor and that's the dog same for life.
Speaker 6 (12:50):
I mean a fascinating because my dog would.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Never do or we've just never been in that situation
and we don't know. My dog doesn't leave her for sure,
but you don't know.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Oh, because Benley's not like a trained dog for that.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
That's amazing. That's amazing. So Bentley shout out to you.
You get ten treats.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
But if I ever give stand like too many treats,
my dog Stanley, because he did something good.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
He didn't vomit everywhere.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
And then he gets it feels like he's been punished.
That's from w l o X Bentley. Good dog, Good dog. Bentley.
All right there about that was telling me something good.
One of the members of our show, Swifty Lauren, she
got married. She's off on her honeymoon right now. A
lot of us weren't able to go. I was in
Dallas at the ACMs lunchbox. Were you?
Speaker 1 (13:32):
I was in Atlanta working Yeah, yeah, I was working
Eddie basketball tournaments all day. Yeah, or you just forgot,
but I.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Did ask he would you guys please remember to buy
her a gift. How many people bought her a gift?
Speaker 1 (13:44):
I did? I did to lunchbox. Did you get her
a gift?
Speaker 7 (13:48):
No?
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Are you you're going to get her a gift? I
was hoping that you guys didn't know.
Speaker 4 (13:52):
These days are too expensive, like a Classic Serios series mixer,
you know, three hundred twenty nine dollars. Sorry, I don't
know you want have to pay three hundred twenty nine dollars.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Why are you picking out the one most expensive thing?
Speaker 9 (14:06):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (14:07):
Cool purifying fan six hundred and forty nine dollars.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Uh no, thanks, but sorry. All we do is work together.
Ain't paying for that? But you don't have to get
her the expensive thing. Okay?
Speaker 4 (14:19):
You want me to get her a wedding layout photo album?
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Two hundred dollars? No, thanks, way over my price range.
Speaker 5 (14:27):
You know what I did is I went to the
list and just found the cheapest thing, and it was
one hundred dollars.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
There's no no, no, everything's gone. It's what's left because
you guys didn't buy it. Oh yeah, here we go.
Speaker 4 (14:37):
V eight cordless stickbacume I could pay four hundred and
sixty nine dollars for that.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
No, but you can also like I did.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
There's a thing where you it's already been purchased the
amount of money. There's a new home fund, and you
can click and send fifty bucks any five bucks buying.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
You're not buying a house, You're helping. That's what I don't.
My house tributed cash to the home fund.
Speaker 5 (14:59):
See, I went think lunch, I should like that because
he can see like I bought her.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
House when he only gave fifty bucks. Yes, here, here's
like an artisan cast iron round dutch oven with lid.
Those are nights been purchased. Oh dang, I saw that too. Okay,
here's one silverware purchase purchased purchase. Is there one of
those things that go like sort cheapest.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
Oh there is, Okay, let's do sorte he rode a
forty nine dollars and let's you can get an Amazon
gift card fifty bucks.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
That's down there.
Speaker 6 (15:27):
It's perfect.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
You can get her a well that's the only thing.
Everything else has been bought in its exactly.
Speaker 4 (15:32):
So I mean, that's on you two hundred dollars to
send them to Saint Lucia.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
Aren't they already there? Sorry? Not doing that. I think
it's maybe to let them enjoy their experience while they're there.
I think they're already enjoying it.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
You can buy Okay, there's this an eternal five piece
place setting for less than one hundred bucks, and she
still needs a couple of those. What is your budget?
I was singing, like thirty bucks.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Okay, then buy her thirty dollars Amazon gift card or
thirty dollars towards the house. I mean, these are the
plates they picked the setting. But that's not your problem.
Like that's what they picked. I'm just saying it ain't
very nice. You don't like them, It doesn't mean they're
not nice. What do you think that? I don't even
see them, man, even.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
Look I think they I don't get like nice plates.
I mean, my wife's picked out some stuff that I
don't know. It seems like that's to have like four plates.
I never used that little bit.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
You wonder when you're gonna use it never.
Speaker 4 (16:32):
It's like to have people over game, but you're gonna
it's gonna go in a box, Like they're never gonna
use this.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
They're gonna never put this little cup of coffee coffee cup.
I never use coffee cup. Don't drink cofee. Do we
have some?
Speaker 4 (16:42):
Yeah, but they're never gonna put this cup on this
little plate.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
That it comes with.
Speaker 6 (16:46):
Saucer. I love having.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Someone's house and they have a saucer. Saucer. Yeah, maybe
they do that when you're not around. I would say,
you don't get invited saucer parties that.
Speaker 3 (16:59):
Maybe just made a cup of tea or a cup
of coffee and sat down with your little cup and
your little saucer.
Speaker 4 (17:03):
And never in my life, what ever, I don't have
a saucer.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
What I would say is buy her an Amazon gift
card or put thirty or forty bucks towards the house.
Speaker 4 (17:13):
Here, you can buy her a Cloverdale wood round patio
table one hundred and sixty four dollars.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
Are you listening to Bobby?
Speaker 2 (17:19):
It'll no, he just wants to yell things. There's okay,
she'd use a dice and purifying fan.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
How much is that? Six forty nine? No, see that's
what I'm saying. Oh six dollars, No, one hundred.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
People have the it's their right to put on expensive
things and cheap things.
Speaker 4 (17:36):
Or I would like to see and if they don't
buy a house where there's this money going they're just
using it for whatever.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
Well, that's okay. You don't spend Hey, if i'm if
I'm donating to your house, don't spend it on a vacation.
Don't spend it on a new car. You better buy
a house. You can't control that. Well, then don't put
up there you buying a house.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
I think it may be for their house, like buy
things for the house as well.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
He says, new home fun.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
They have a new home, so they need to find
to buy stuff inside the house.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
I think all this crap is funded for their house.
An iron? Who buys a forty six dollars iron? But
somebody did it's already gone. Goodness, how much iron?
Speaker 6 (18:15):
That's like aage.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
I don't know, man, So are you buying her a gift?
It doesn't look like it. You're not. You're just gonna
not buy her gift at all, man, I might have
come up with something else. Maybe I'll get her a
surprise gift. What's that? I don't know? Maybe not picture
of you ye new house decor or boy.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
I would recommend you get her something. But if not,
that's on you.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
Oh you know what, what? I do have a rug.
We're trying to get rid of gifts, or you can
just be's like it's vintage. You got it from the vintage. Yeah,
it's like a shag carpet. Do you have dog hair
all over it?
Speaker 4 (18:52):
Or I could find something on the palate that she
could use in her house exactly, And that's from the show.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
Now we're out of this. I've already got our gift. Yeah,
we're not splitting a gift.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
I'm gonna do this. I'm gonna do a song. I'm
gonna do Luke Comb's fast Car Swifty Lauren. If you're listening,
help Honeymoon's St.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Lucia.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
You never know, and we hope Lunchbox get you a gift.
Scuba Steve's our executive producer. His kid just graduated kindergarten,
had a Kinnaron graduation, or they're having it or whatever.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
Scooba is not letting his kid go. What do you
mean he's you're not taking him.
Speaker 8 (19:24):
It's a graduation, Well it's kindergarten, but well you're graduating
to continue on in the same exact school that you
were in the year before.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
I don't understand it. I don't get it. But isn't
it about you just finished your very first ever grade.
Speaker 4 (19:36):
I'm with you, I've never heard of kindergarten graduation. We
had a high school graduation that was it, So you're.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
Right, but that didn't mean only because we had it,
that's the right thing. Actually, I would say more so
it's the opposite.
Speaker 8 (19:45):
Does it cost money? Like, what's the problem even like
middle school? Did you have a middle school graduation? That's
actually because we didn't have it doesn't mean it was right.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
Guys, So we're gonna have a first grade graduation, So
I mean, why are we doing all these graduations? Member,
go ahead, Scooba tell me.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
So.
Speaker 8 (20:01):
Yeah, they come to me and they're like, hey, it's
actually a whole thing. It's a two day event where
there's a graduation one day and then the next day
they do this whole like come hang out with your
kids and we're gonna have like games and.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
Food and all this stuff. It sounds fun, but I
have a job.
Speaker 8 (20:14):
I have to be here and work, and I can't
just cut out at eight am to go to a
fake graduation.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
Now, you'd let him go to a graduation, so it's
a big deal deal. But if you go to the graduation,
why would you go back the next day, school's over.
That's what I'm saying. Why would I go just in
the graduation. Then after the graduation then like take your
kids home.
Speaker 8 (20:30):
The school's done that day, so then I have to
take my kid back to work here to do more
work with my kid. The whole thing just seems like
a lot for a kindergartener.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
Here's the story and then we'll jump back into Scooba here.
Researchers found that being rejected or left by your father
can do greater long lasting emotional damage, and being rejected
by your mother especially the bottom line. They found that
being turned down by either parent is traumatizing, but if
it's the dad, that pain carries into adulthood more preventing
people from being strong and trusting relationships with other adults.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
Because you're dad let you down, well I definitely have
that trauma.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
So because of that and your dad bailing on you,
you don't think, I don't know, maybe you want.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
To, but I'm not bailing on him.
Speaker 8 (21:10):
I'm just not going to one small little and I'm
as coach for baseball and basketball. I'm very much involved
in a lot of things. This is academics. This is academics,
but it's kindergarten now, I mean he's like you.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
Can count to one hundred those ABC's.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
I mean, he's pretty good already had the graduation.
Speaker 8 (21:24):
No with no tomorrow, you should go? Okay, well then
then I won't be here. They Investay, okay, you should
go to the graduation. I you don't have to go
the second day of games? Who cares? Okay, but I
do think you should go and like.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
But that's what the kid probably wants to do. The games.
Doesn't even know about it.
Speaker 8 (21:38):
He knows everything about He brings some of the flowers.
He's so excited about the graduation the games.
Speaker 6 (21:43):
Who will take him to the games the next day?
Speaker 1 (21:45):
My wife will have to but she can't either because
she's working. It's the thing. They make these events. How
do you guys do it?
Speaker 8 (21:49):
They do these events during the time period when everyone
is working nine to fives.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
How can we just cut out? And they do don't know?
It's a dad and I never get to go. Man,
my kids's so bad.
Speaker 6 (21:58):
For people that don't have a dad.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
And thank you, I know, but.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
Anything, Yeah, it was never any awkwardness because I just
didn't didn't happen.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
It's very interesting, but no, there's no. I was never awkward.
I was just like, oh, they're doing a family thing.
I'm not going this is life. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (22:15):
Why don't they just do like potatoes with parents.
Speaker 9 (22:18):
There's something like potatoes or any guardians, Grapes with guardians
that's fantastic, noodles with neighbors, or or.
Speaker 5 (22:31):
What's something apples with anybody?
Speaker 1 (22:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (22:36):
Yeah, frenches with family and friends.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
Yeah no, nothing like raspberries with random folks. I don't know, man,
I think you should go to the graduation.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
If it's about a day here, screw it, this job
of here the next day graduation.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
Man, I go to the graduation, and you gotta give
them a graduation gift when you graduate, you good gifts.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
Hey.
Speaker 5 (22:57):
I will say that my son graduated from pre school
recently and everyone had balloons that say we did it.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
I'm like, you need crap, but.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
It's about honest accomplished. It's our first year of school.
I didn't even have kindergarten graduation. But I think I
understand the reason behind it. I saying, very those minds
are still being molded. You're making them feel comf Aren't
you wanted to give your kid confidence that you didn't have.
Speaker 8 (23:18):
I do I want that a lot, Yes, and I
feel like he's got enough of that.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
This is just one you don't want to go. You
have to go, but you don't have to be here tomorrow.
If you want to go to your kid's kindergarten graduation, I.
Speaker 8 (23:27):
Mean I would love to go, but I think it's
the principle of having a kindergarten graduation.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
What's the principle that's good? And you're not going to
change anything, Scuba, So to just go it's happening. No,
you get protest in front have piggy line. He protests
the graduation. Hey, I'm black. This sucks, but he never
says anything.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
You're free to go. You let whatever you want to do. Okay,
I think you should go. If you don't, then don't
remember the story here kids. I feel rejected by them father,
but their fathers take that into life. Okay, that'd go
to graduation?
Speaker 1 (23:56):
Yes or no?
Speaker 4 (23:56):
Yes, Eddie, I mean it's stupid, but yes, you should go.
I'm going to pre k graduation the week.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Hey, how was that? My sounds man had to get
your mission to go to that one. It's in the
afternoon out of brewery. Oh what what? That's more of
their parents. I think he made that up me and
you kid?
Speaker 3 (24:14):
Joy?
Speaker 6 (24:15):
Are they kids there?
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Yeah, they're not going. Here's a voicemail.
Speaker 3 (24:22):
Go ahead, Hi, I have a morning, corny. How do
you get a country girl's attention?
Speaker 6 (24:28):
A trust her?
Speaker 7 (24:29):
Bye?
Speaker 3 (24:29):
Bye?
Speaker 2 (24:30):
Pretty good? Attractor attractor? Attractor? Lots of motorcycles, but tractor attractor. Yes,
all right, here's the next one.
Speaker 3 (24:37):
Good morning, studio.
Speaker 7 (24:38):
I just wanted to say, shame on you, Abby, that's business.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
You Hi, moved one man a big payday to go
and play guitar for her. She then took that off
her back. Yeah, it's business. It happens, bad business, but
it's business. We moved on. But Ab, did you find
a guitar player?
Speaker 6 (24:58):
Not yet.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
They're telling you would have just been better to pay
Eddy extra and have peace of mind that you could
work here in practice thirty minutes a day.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
Sure, reliable.
Speaker 6 (25:12):
I have something in the works.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
I hear you.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
Things in the works. You know they say a bird
in the works. Not good as a bird in the hand.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
Oh yeah, okay, yeah whatever.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
Hey, So Abby wins your show June twenty second.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
Oh a month away?
Speaker 6 (25:29):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (25:29):
Oh oh now, and where is it?
Speaker 7 (25:32):
It is in Monterey. It's the weather Tech Raceway.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
And so there's a race and then you are playing,
and George Burg's is playing.
Speaker 7 (25:40):
Yes, so they have races all day and then right
after the race is done, that's when our music kicks off.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
And do they like consistently reach out to you and go,
we're selling ticket tickets and we're not selling tickets.
Speaker 7 (25:52):
No, I haven't really heard that much. No idea how
they did hear the whole segment, So.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
No idea how it's selling or anything.
Speaker 7 (25:57):
No, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
How are they bummed? I'm not going, Abbey?
Speaker 6 (26:00):
They said it's up to me.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
They've got raging, Yeah, idiot, you know Eddie's raging. I'm
the idiot. So you got raging featuring raging. It's okay,
all right, Well, good luck, Abby, thank you. And if
they go to your Instagram or you have to take
a link up, they're built in.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
No, I don't, Oh my gosh, that in your bio.
Speaker 6 (26:22):
Okay, I will do that.
Speaker 4 (26:24):
Yes, how bad is it gonna be if she has
to come crawling back to Eddie because she can't get
a player?
Speaker 1 (26:28):
Hey? Yeah, is gonna go on?
Speaker 6 (26:30):
Thou?
Speaker 1 (26:32):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (26:33):
Okay, yeah, got this.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
You sing acapella, you guy. Okay, you'll do a whole
what's the group that does sing and all?
Speaker 1 (26:43):
But just there's gonna be a lot of you singing.
There's no Atonics singing with me. Pile of stories.
Speaker 3 (26:52):
So I have the sexiest accents in the United States.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
Okay, let me list them. Come on, man, you know
number one.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
Somebody that moved here from Australia and now lives here
an American.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
Yeah, yeah, Oh, they're like American Americans.
Speaker 6 (27:07):
Yeah, they're not they're not.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
In I don't know that there is in my mind
a sexy American accent because I can list some and
just go what I like and don't like. Like, I
enjoy the Boston accent when it comes to like, I
know they mean business. They're probably not gonna give me
the best hug, but that Boston accent, like, I know
they're gonna be honest with me. And they're also gonna
talk about one of my favorite musical Wicked, So Wicked
(27:31):
they are, okay, the like the the New the New
Jersey Long Island.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
That one I don't like. That one.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
That one to me is not like, yeah, that I
don't like that one very much. The Southern accent I
like because I have it. I grew up around it.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
But people often consider us dumb just because of how
we talk, because we talk a little slower eyes. You know.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
So Iowa has a great accent, which is none at all,
just America, Nebraska and Iowa. Everybody was like, talk like
it from Nebraska, talk like it from Iowa, like going
through college, and I'm like, I can't talk like that.
I'm a hell ability. So I'm gonna go with They
probably think Southern is the best.
Speaker 3 (28:12):
Yes, yeah, Well the number one accent is from the
state of Texas.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
There's no accent. Yes there is, Cowboys.
Speaker 6 (28:20):
I'm from Texas.
Speaker 2 (28:21):
There's no accent. Texas has no accent unless it's slightly Hispanic.
Texas no accent. That's South Texas for Yeah, Texas has
no accent. Texas is pure its it's Texas is like
growing up in Idaho, or take.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
It from somebody who lived there for twelve years. Texas
is perfect for accent. But I do like the slightest
like that's when it gets kind of cool too. I
don't know, man, East Texas has a little bit of
a Calvin. Texas is as big as the whole country.
Speaker 9 (28:46):
Basically right in Texas, it's like five versions of exactly.
Speaker 3 (28:49):
I would say within Texas there's different acts, like.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
A British part of Texas because I.
Speaker 3 (28:53):
Grew up in Austin with then my half sister and
half brother grew up in West Texas and they have
a totally.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
Different probably a little more southern. Oh that southern.
Speaker 6 (29:03):
And then my dad was South Texas, so we had
that Hispanic.
Speaker 2 (29:06):
It's crazy because Amy's dad was white, but it was
fluent in Spanish.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
Is awesome, Yeah, it's crazy. Talk to me in Spanish
and that he'd be like, I don't know it.
Speaker 3 (29:17):
Costco is selling a jumbo banana cream pie that's over
three pounds. And why this stood out to me is
because I don't know where we are with our three
pound food thing, and who's eating and why don't we
just go get a banana cream pie and have somebody
eat that.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
I already eat that, except I can't why I never
use the bathroom. I'd be clogged up for nine days. Yes,
that sounds awesome. I don't know where we are three
pound food thing. You know, we've been waiting for it
all life goes on is what I say?
Speaker 1 (29:43):
I made that up? No even, but they also have
gold bars? Yeah, and does anybody have a Costco membership? Okay,
so can somebody take me there? Sure? Okay, cool?
Speaker 9 (29:52):
Thanks?
Speaker 6 (29:53):
Also you can there. I just saw their part.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
If you take me, you can't assassinate me. Whoever you are,
he'll be volunteering. So you can assassinate with your water
gun because you can call new role and assassin if
you do.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
If you do call, you know, even if you don't
know who it is. But if you're like doing something
with somebody like Assassin off, you can call assassin off.
Speaker 6 (30:11):
But what's a witch?
Speaker 1 (30:12):
Well then why were you.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
Call it off all the time? Well, if you get
snuck up on and shot, you can't. I mean, Assassin's
mostly getting getting snuck up on. But if you're doing
something together that he runs up on, you can't go
assess it off. But if there is a plan to
do something together, they can't like sneak attack you because
everybody will never will never have fun with each other.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
It'll be miserable.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
But Assassin off can only be called if there's a
plan ahead of time to do something together, and while
doing that together, you call assassin off. But no, you
can't just see them running after you and go assass
it off.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
Okay, yeah, okay, go.
Speaker 3 (30:46):
Ahead, Okay, So Costco just quickly, I did see that
they're partnering with uber Eats and now you can like
place grocery orders online if.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
I have a car.
Speaker 6 (30:54):
Well, I mean, I think you.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
Have to be a truck a ten pound gallon of mustard.
Speaker 6 (30:58):
I don't know exactly how it's working.
Speaker 3 (30:59):
I just like a headline about that, and I was like, oh,
that's amazing. You get like your fifty paper towels delivers herround.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
We ordered some Benadryl. Storms are going around.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
You can get the little not the capsule kind, but
the pill kind different because capsules you break.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
Pills are just like the little pink ones.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
And so that that was like you can give the
dogs a little like a third of one on big thunderstorms.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
And so ordered Benaderl and the guy shows up. I
don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (31:23):
This dude is like and it's your driver's license, and
I'm like, I get it. Bena drolling on looks and
he takes a picture of it, says the back of it.
Takes a picture of the back. Oh weird, and it
looks like it's just putting into the app.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
But that's just that's that's bizarre. Yeah, Uber should just
have you like load your driver's license into their system
from where you are, instead of some bro coming up
and going, hey, I know I'm missing two hubcaps in
my car, but I need to take a picture of
your driver's license. Yeah, that was weird.
Speaker 2 (31:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (31:48):
A poll of ten thousand people with at least a
million dollars in wealth, that's including if you own a home.
They're factoring that in as the money. Yeah, yeah, that's okay.
So they've found that they're top way to achieve it.
We're investing in a four to oh one k and
buying said house. And the top three jobs with the
most millionaires is.
Speaker 2 (32:07):
Not guess because there's so many more. I read a
story that like one out of eight people in New
York are millionaires. Wow, because it costs so much to
live in New York City and that you know, as
every generation, a million bucks not easy to get to.
But it's a million bucks now, isn't what a million
bucks was twenty years ago?
Speaker 1 (32:27):
Right?
Speaker 2 (32:27):
But New York is so expensive to live, Like one
in eight people were millionaires. And I'm assuming if you're
saying that, it's got to be people with super consistent jobs,
not super high paying jobs. It's super high paying jobs, fluid,
come and go, probably live a crazy life style. But
I would assume like a engineer, a professor, a teacher,
I would assume those kind of jobs.
Speaker 6 (32:49):
Yeah, teacher, accountant and engineering.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
Engineers one of them. Yeah, i'd teach millionaires.
Speaker 3 (32:55):
Well, it's because you it's like it's consistent.
Speaker 6 (32:58):
They started early.
Speaker 1 (33:01):
One, k I know that one. He knows that New York. Yeah,
that's not the point. No, no, no, you don't want
to put to New York.
Speaker 6 (33:11):
Okay, I don't understand it. I'm Amy. That's my pile.
Speaker 1 (33:14):
That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for news.
Speaker 4 (33:24):
Nine year old Liam Doherty sitting at lunch, chopping it
up with the fellas, talking about all the hot gossip
going on at the elementary school, and when his friend's
eating a cheese stick and all of a sudden, he's
like choking on the cheese stick, and Liam's like, oh no,
dude's gonna die.
Speaker 1 (33:41):
Stop.
Speaker 4 (33:41):
The gossip gets over there, gives him the himeleg gets
the cheese stick out and they say, man, where'd you
learn that? He goes saw in a movie?
Speaker 1 (33:52):
Love that, you know. I never heard of a nine
year old chopping it up gossip.
Speaker 2 (33:57):
That's what older men do. And then h most, I'm
hot goss is like something that teen girls do. But
I think in the end though, chopping it up and
the hot goss saved the life.
Speaker 7 (34:07):
It did.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
I mean they were chatting and when when one guy
wouldn't chime it in on the hot guss, he was like, oh,
something's wrong when he knew he needed to do the homelot.
What's a cheese stick? What like? What is that like?
Speaker 2 (34:19):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (34:20):
Okay, she stick is one of those cheese sticks where
you peel thee I know.
Speaker 2 (34:23):
But if you like order cheese sticks, string cheese.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
If you order cheese sticks, it's mozzarella. Okay. I was
my fault. It was stream cheese. That's why I had it.
I read it and just said cheese stick because I
thank you. Why is he changing the story? I want
apologies from all you guys. He's like thirty seven. They
weren't kids. There was no hot goss all right, what's
his name again? Liam? Liam Doherty? And he did get
(34:49):
a medallion for saving the life. You're a hero, buddy.
That is what it's all about. That was telling me
something good.
Transmitting show.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Welcome to Wednesday Show Morning Studio Morning. Here's your get
to know you. A question of the morning. What's your
favorite place on Earth?
Speaker 1 (00:19):
We all can't say Disney, right, I don't believe I'm
going to.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Your favorite place on Earth. I will lead give you
guys time to think about it. The thing mine is
a Saturday afternoon at Reynolds Razorback Stadium football season, probably
right before a game starts. We just lose a lot
and it gets it gets to be sour once we lose. Sure, well,
we're not there yet. I know it's before.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
It's like I still got home.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
So I'm gonna go Razorback Stadium on a pleasant weather
late September early October.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
It's not just my favorite place in the whole world, amy, I.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Mean, I'll pick a summer afternoon at my sister's place
in Colorado. She lives in a little tiny town on
the river, and she has a fire pit down by
the river and we gather around it and it's so great,
and the kids are older, like, and her kids have
learned guitar, so they play and we do food. My
sister makes drinks. Like that's just a place to be.
(01:19):
I need to do that this summer. Yeah, it's like
and I'm just with my sister and she feels like
that's like home to me.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Lunchbox, it's the beginning of summer. Pool season is here
and you.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
Head out to the beautiful city of Las Vegas, where
you're in the casino having some drinks, sitting at a
blackjack table, a roulette table, a slot machine, a craps table,
whichever one you desire. The place is hopping, you're feeling
good and you're winning lots of money. And then it's like, oh,
you know what, I'm gonna go sit by the pool
for a little bit.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
See some chicks and bikinis. They're ready to go. And
you go out there and you hang out by the
pool for a little bit in a cabana. Oh man,
they're ready to go. Yeah what does that mean?
Speaker 2 (02:01):
And also, I didn't know we could declare a winning
or I'd be like, we just want the national championship.
So Lunchbox is Vegas gambling. Amy's with her sister in Colorado.
I'm at a razorback football game.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Eddie.
Speaker 5 (02:11):
You guys are specific with your time and weather. Yeah,
that's why you go to Hawaii anytime. Any weather. Hawaii
is gorgeous. It's relaxing. You got that the you got
the little ukuleles plane, the wind blowing in the palm trees.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Dude. Then you go fishing, you can go surfing, you
can lay out the problem with that is I can't
watch Arkansas football too early. I mean I can't. That's
a wake up away earlier. So it runs my favorite.
That's true. You might have to watch that like a night.
But it's beautiful. Hawaii, Baby Eddie, Hawaii, Helloha, lunchbox Vegas,
Amy Colorado. Me I win. I'm gonna win that contest
(02:47):
to follow us Arkansas Stateium. Yeah, I can race to
BA football.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Okay, let's open the MAILBAGLI.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Read all the air dick something we call Bobby's mail dowg.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Yeah, hello, Bobby Bones. My husband and I have been
married for thirteen years. We have three kids. From my
fortieth birthday last week, my husband got me an instapot.
It's like getting a vacuum is a birthday gift. It's
just another tool for me to do my job versus
something more thoughtful. He was upset that I wasn't more
appreciative of the gift and it turned into a huge fight.
I just thought he'd do something more thoughtful for my
(03:22):
fortieth who's in the wrong. How do we get past
our hurt on both sides from a forty year old wife.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Well, I don't think anybody's in the wrong. But Amy,
I'll let you handle this one.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
We Yeah, I don't necessarily want to insta pod or
a crockpot, or new pants or blender.
Speaker 6 (03:36):
I don't want any of that from my birthday.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
So let's just everybody have a mental note of that
that we don't do that unless your wife is expressed
she doesn't mind, and in that case still don't joy it.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
I would say there's been some sort of error in communication,
probably from her and also him not challenging himself to
be more thoughtful.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
From him. I don't think this is a totally sided
thing here.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
No, but I do agree it's about being thoughtful, like
she would like him to put some thought into something
that she doesn't need to use, that provides for the
entire family, Like maybe it's something specific for her.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
I hear you, But I don't think he would do
this unless he was cultured to think this is what
he's supposed to do. Guys, are dumb. Yeah, so you
have to start. You start on the floor with us
and then build and teach us. We're like AI, we
only know what we're around and see you do jud
and we learn. So for some reason, he his AI
and he's been taught that this is an okay thing
to do, and his AI hasn't been taught Hey, this
(04:35):
is a special special birthday, to which she probably could
have said, hey, I'm going to communicate this with you,
especially if she knows how on the floor his AI is.
Because I don't think if this is what his movie
is at her fortieth birthday already, he's probably not a
real gift general like a thoughtful person.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
He's probably thoughtful in many other ways.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Sure he's a great husband, but you don't go from
being like getting flower being romantic to a pot.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
This is probably his mo. It's not your love length
is that where you guys say love lng.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
He's probably always getting things. He's like, I don't know,
I think you'd like this. It make her so, I
would say sixty five percent on him, thirty five percent
on her. There's got to be a better communication about it.
But nobody's in the wrong. This is a culture that's
been set.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Yeah, nobody's in the wrong unless he's got a history
or a pattern of doing this. In that case, you
know there's discussion there. But I think what does this
make possible is the question you get to ask yourself.
And now your relationship is going to grow from this
because you're going to sit down and have a conversation
and then hopefully future birthdays to come, he'll.
Speaker 6 (05:35):
Be good to go.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
You can't put it all on him because he will
not perceive that.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
Well, so how do but okay, how do you have
a conversation with someone who's ai is?
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Well, First, you have to realize that guys are stupid, right,
as long as you realize that to begin with, and
you have to talk to us like children when it
comes to this. He did not know he was doing wrong.
He didn't set out to buy a birthday gift that
you'd be mad at. He thought he's probably get you
something good, something that would help you with stuff that
you're already doing. Now, therefore you have to go be like, hey,
that was really cool. But for my fortieth I really
(06:06):
hoped it would come from a little more that thought
love part of your brain than just helping me. I
understand you, Richard Truck probably try to help my everyday
life a little bit, but my expectations were this, and
then he'll be a little defensive, but then he'll know, Yeah, okay,
you just got to recommunicate that crowd.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
A conversation and in any anytime something happens in a
relationship that gives you an opportunity to learn and grow
and communicate.
Speaker 6 (06:28):
Look at it as like a gift.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
I don't always do that, but I hear you.
Speaker 5 (06:31):
So when my wife says like, ooh, I always a
vacuum cleaner, like that is.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Not a birthday birthless she wants it for her birthday.
It's what she's communicated to you over a long period
of time and how she's communicated it, not just in birthdays.
So confused in every I get it, you're dumb.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
I get being also economical. It's like, Okay, this is
something you want anyway, might as well get it as
a birthday present.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
But got you messed up. Don't be an idiot. I
don't want to stick up for him totally. You're an idiot.
At least he got her a gift.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
I agree, geez, and I would say a little bit's
on her because this is the culture that she's probably
allowed for a long time with birthdays, and she didn't
express this is gonna feel different if it's done the same.
Speaker 6 (07:07):
But now they're going to talk about it.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
It's still his fault. It's still his fault. He's an idiot.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
We're all idiots like we are, or the bottom of
a sorry, thank you.
Speaker 6 (07:16):
We got your game.
Speaker 7 (07:19):
On the air.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Now it's find the clothes Bobby failed that year.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
If we were to build a dating profile for Lunchbox,
which we're not because he's married. He loves soccer, he
loves running, loves hot chicks, and he loves calling nine
one one.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
The guy calls nine one one about once every month
and a half calls, calls, calls always comes in. I
called nine one one and it was for a good reason.
The kid didn't have a seat built on it's but
it's not so none of us are really nine one
one ers. I don't know that I've ever called nine.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
One one never. I don't know that I've ever called
nine one one.
Speaker 6 (07:56):
Of a whole life.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Hey, once you do, though, once you pop, you can't stop.
That's weird. It's a pringle yep. Never called nine one one, Eddie.
You almost did, dude. I was so close to calling
nine one one, And now I really don't know. I
think maybe I should have called nine one one. Explain
the scenario.
Speaker 5 (08:10):
This is crazy. So it was about ten PM. I
had to get gas. So I go to the gas station.
It's one of those like where it's there's no one there.
It's pretty it's closed, but you can still use your
credit card. And so I'm pumping gas and across the
street I kind of hear like drilling and like hammering,
Like that's a ten PM what's going on over there?
I look over and there's a white van backed up
(08:31):
to an ATM at the bank, and I hear.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Pop clink, clink, clink, and I go, there is no
way that someone is stealing that ATM in the middle
of all this going on. It's ten po it's not
even three in the morning, lausch Fox, Would you have
called nine one one?
Speaker 4 (08:48):
Then this is a robbery in progress. I'm here to
report a robbery in progress.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
But I'm guys, they were being so obvious.
Speaker 4 (08:57):
They had flashlights they had never do if you do
it at three am, it's obvious.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
You're gonna see them and be like, Okay, something's going on.
Ten PM.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
You're like, ah, there's so much going on. Still, there's
so a lot of people about. Feels kind of shady though,
But three am is you're the only one on the road.
So if you see something like that, you're calling nine
one this they got you. You didn't call, So I
got my phone. I'm like, should I call nine one one?
But then I'm thinking I call nine one one?
Speaker 5 (09:22):
It's people working on the the ATM, like the bank
hired them, and I'm gonna look like an idiot. So
I drove off. I still looked at them. They were
about four guys working on the thing. Four dudes. Crue.
Speaker 6 (09:36):
Yeah, maybe it's a second And you went.
Speaker 4 (09:38):
By the next day and the EIGHTM was going I've
been looking on the big hole.
Speaker 5 (09:42):
I've been looking on the news for any story that
says like still on ATM.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Okay, I would imagine odds are they were just probably
fixing it or putting money back in.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Or locating sell it, yeah, to their basement. But I'm saying, oh,
it's like only like fifty five percent. There's a big
chance I think was being robbed. Yeah, I still don't know,
but I didn't call nine one one. Maybe you should have.
I never said that to lunchbox. But is that an emergency?
Speaker 2 (10:05):
No, maybe the police. Maybe you just could have called
like the secondary number.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Okay, I have a question about that. How do you
do that? You four to one one or so? Every
city has a different one three one one? Like do
you google like local police department? Yeah, it just takes
so long. Or you just called nine one one, say
can you connect me to the non emergency I don't
think that's really used for that.
Speaker 5 (10:27):
But I do feel that's the easiest way to get
ahold of a cop. Like you got to remember all
these numbers, just nine one one, So there's a non
emergency number here, you'd easily call that. You could just
type non emergency number and you could have called. But
then it's kind of an emergency because you want them
to show up quick. If these guys are robbing the ATM,
they're that decision. They get to make the decison where
they to send you over to the emergency or not.
(10:48):
But I don't think you go to emergency and let
them make the decision to send you down. But you
should drive buy and to see if it's still there
the ATM. Yeah, I don't think I would have called
nine one one. I would have just trusted there was
something going on. But it was one of the ATMs
that were in that's in the wall, you know what
I mean. It's not just sitting out.
Speaker 6 (11:03):
Yeah, yeah, I'm not a person. Is it in danger?
Speaker 3 (11:07):
And I don't I don't know the full situation, so
I'm probably not calling nine to one one. But I'm
also scared if I stay too long that if these
are bad guys, they could kidnap me shirt a witness.
Speaker 5 (11:17):
I was thinking that too, because I kept looking down,
looking in the corner of my eye, kind of seeming
like what's going on over there, but making it look
like I'm not looking at them from across the street.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (11:25):
Yeah, I don't want to.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Be a part of a license plate. No, you didn't
get that.
Speaker 4 (11:30):
You start snapping photos video it was a white band though.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
I yeah, I would have followed him. Now they're going
and you would have called nine one one.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
I just don't have the courage, I mean, if I'm
like getting I did call nine one one once when
I got robbed at gunpoint and pistol whipped. I did
call nine one one, and they were like, what happened.
I was like, I've been robbed, and they were like,
what happened? I said, I've been robbed? What else seeing
me to say, uh, that's the only time.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Yeah, I mean this is I mean, this is easy,
nine one one. What's your emergency? Yeah, I want to
report a robbery in products.
Speaker 4 (12:02):
You see, I see a white van backed up to
an ATM four guys with hammers and chisels were their faces.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
But they weren't a massive the mouse, no, not that
I saw. They were still kind of far from that.
But I'm gonna say you made the right call. My
call is you made the right call.
Speaker 8 (12:15):
It's time for the good news, which Bobby.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
It's one of those stories where so her name's Kathy.
She lives in Michigan. She passed out. She's a hard issue.
Her dog named Bentley sees it runs over to a
house next door and starts jumping up like in the
window and like hitting the window. So they're like, why
is a dog jumping in her window? And they check it,
and then the dog runs to the house and then
runs back to them, runs back to the house, so
they're like, should we follow the dog, and so they
(12:44):
do follow the dog back and she's unconscious on the
bathroom floor and that's the dog same for life.
Speaker 6 (12:50):
I mean a fascinating because my dog would.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Never do or we've just never been in that situation
and we don't know. My dog doesn't leave her for sure,
but you don't know.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Oh, because Benley's not like a trained dog for that.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
That's amazing. That's amazing. So Bentley shout out to you.
You get ten treats.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
But if I ever give stand like too many treats,
my dog Stanley, because he did something good.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
He didn't vomit everywhere.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
And then he gets it feels like he's been punished.
That's from w l o X Bentley. Good dog, Good dog. Bentley.
All right there about that was telling me something good.
One of the members of our show, Swifty Lauren, she
got married. She's off on her honeymoon right now. A
lot of us weren't able to go. I was in
Dallas at the ACMs lunchbox. Were you?
Speaker 1 (13:32):
I was in Atlanta working Yeah, yeah, I was working
Eddie basketball tournaments all day. Yeah, or you just forgot,
but I.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Did ask he would you guys please remember to buy
her a gift. How many people bought her a gift?
Speaker 1 (13:44):
I did? I did to lunchbox. Did you get her
a gift?
Speaker 7 (13:48):
No?
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Are you you're going to get her a gift? I
was hoping that you guys didn't know.
Speaker 4 (13:52):
These days are too expensive, like a Classic Serios series mixer,
you know, three hundred twenty nine dollars. Sorry, I don't
know you want have to pay three hundred twenty nine dollars.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Why are you picking out the one most expensive thing?
Speaker 9 (14:06):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (14:07):
Cool purifying fan six hundred and forty nine dollars.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Uh no, thanks, but sorry. All we do is work together.
Ain't paying for that? But you don't have to get
her the expensive thing. Okay?
Speaker 4 (14:19):
You want me to get her a wedding layout photo album?
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Two hundred dollars? No, thanks, way over my price range.
Speaker 5 (14:27):
You know what I did is I went to the
list and just found the cheapest thing, and it was
one hundred dollars.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
There's no no, no, everything's gone. It's what's left because
you guys didn't buy it. Oh yeah, here we go.
Speaker 4 (14:37):
V eight cordless stickbacume I could pay four hundred and
sixty nine dollars for that.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
No, but you can also like I did.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
There's a thing where you it's already been purchased the
amount of money. There's a new home fund, and you
can click and send fifty bucks any five bucks buying.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
You're not buying a house, You're helping. That's what I don't.
My house tributed cash to the home fund.
Speaker 5 (14:59):
See, I went think lunch, I should like that because
he can see like I bought her.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
House when he only gave fifty bucks. Yes, here, here's
like an artisan cast iron round dutch oven with lid.
Those are nights been purchased. Oh dang, I saw that too. Okay,
here's one silverware purchase purchased purchase. Is there one of
those things that go like sort cheapest.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
Oh there is, Okay, let's do sorte he rode a
forty nine dollars and let's you can get an Amazon
gift card fifty bucks.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
That's down there.
Speaker 6 (15:27):
It's perfect.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
You can get her a well that's the only thing.
Everything else has been bought in its exactly.
Speaker 4 (15:32):
So I mean, that's on you two hundred dollars to
send them to Saint Lucia.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
Aren't they already there? Sorry? Not doing that. I think
it's maybe to let them enjoy their experience while they're there.
I think they're already enjoying it.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
You can buy Okay, there's this an eternal five piece
place setting for less than one hundred bucks, and she
still needs a couple of those. What is your budget?
I was singing, like thirty bucks.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Okay, then buy her thirty dollars Amazon gift card or
thirty dollars towards the house. I mean, these are the
plates they picked the setting. But that's not your problem.
Like that's what they picked. I'm just saying it ain't
very nice. You don't like them, It doesn't mean they're
not nice. What do you think that? I don't even
see them, man, even.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
Look I think they I don't get like nice plates.
I mean, my wife's picked out some stuff that I
don't know. It seems like that's to have like four plates.
I never used that little bit.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
You wonder when you're gonna use it never.
Speaker 4 (16:32):
It's like to have people over game, but you're gonna
it's gonna go in a box, Like they're never gonna
use this.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
They're gonna never put this little cup of coffee coffee cup.
I never use coffee cup. Don't drink cofee. Do we
have some?
Speaker 4 (16:42):
Yeah, but they're never gonna put this cup on this
little plate.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
That it comes with.
Speaker 6 (16:46):
Saucer. I love having.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Someone's house and they have a saucer. Saucer. Yeah, maybe
they do that when you're not around. I would say,
you don't get invited saucer parties that.
Speaker 3 (16:59):
Maybe just made a cup of tea or a cup
of coffee and sat down with your little cup and
your little saucer.
Speaker 4 (17:03):
And never in my life, what ever, I don't have
a saucer.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
What I would say is buy her an Amazon gift
card or put thirty or forty bucks towards the house.
Speaker 4 (17:13):
Here, you can buy her a Cloverdale wood round patio
table one hundred and sixty four dollars.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
Are you listening to Bobby?
Speaker 2 (17:19):
It'll no, he just wants to yell things. There's okay,
she'd use a dice and purifying fan.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
How much is that? Six forty nine? No, see that's
what I'm saying. Oh six dollars, No, one hundred.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
People have the it's their right to put on expensive
things and cheap things.
Speaker 4 (17:36):
Or I would like to see and if they don't
buy a house where there's this money going they're just
using it for whatever.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
Well, that's okay. You don't spend Hey, if i'm if
I'm donating to your house, don't spend it on a vacation.
Don't spend it on a new car. You better buy
a house. You can't control that. Well, then don't put
up there you buying a house.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
I think it may be for their house, like buy
things for the house as well.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
He says, new home fun.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
They have a new home, so they need to find
to buy stuff inside the house.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
I think all this crap is funded for their house.
An iron? Who buys a forty six dollars iron? But
somebody did it's already gone. Goodness, how much iron?
Speaker 6 (18:15):
That's like aage.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
I don't know, man, So are you buying her a gift?
It doesn't look like it. You're not. You're just gonna
not buy her gift at all, man, I might have
come up with something else. Maybe I'll get her a
surprise gift. What's that? I don't know? Maybe not picture
of you ye new house decor or boy.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
I would recommend you get her something. But if not,
that's on you.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
Oh you know what, what? I do have a rug.
We're trying to get rid of gifts, or you can
just be's like it's vintage. You got it from the vintage. Yeah,
it's like a shag carpet. Do you have dog hair
all over it?
Speaker 4 (18:52):
Or I could find something on the palate that she
could use in her house exactly, And that's from the show.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
Now we're out of this. I've already got our gift. Yeah,
we're not splitting a gift.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
I'm gonna do this. I'm gonna do a song. I'm
gonna do Luke Comb's fast Car Swifty Lauren. If you're listening,
help Honeymoon's St.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Lucia.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
You never know, and we hope Lunchbox get you a gift.
Scuba Steve's our executive producer. His kid just graduated kindergarten,
had a Kinnaron graduation, or they're having it or whatever.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
Scooba is not letting his kid go. What do you
mean he's you're not taking him.
Speaker 8 (19:24):
It's a graduation, Well it's kindergarten, but well you're graduating
to continue on in the same exact school that you
were in the year before.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
I don't understand it. I don't get it. But isn't
it about you just finished your very first ever grade.
Speaker 4 (19:36):
I'm with you, I've never heard of kindergarten graduation. We
had a high school graduation that was it, So you're.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
Right, but that didn't mean only because we had it,
that's the right thing. Actually, I would say more so
it's the opposite.
Speaker 8 (19:45):
Does it cost money? Like, what's the problem even like
middle school? Did you have a middle school graduation? That's
actually because we didn't have it doesn't mean it was right.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
Guys, So we're gonna have a first grade graduation, So
I mean, why are we doing all these graduations? Member,
go ahead, Scooba tell me.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
So.
Speaker 8 (20:01):
Yeah, they come to me and they're like, hey, it's
actually a whole thing. It's a two day event where
there's a graduation one day and then the next day
they do this whole like come hang out with your
kids and we're gonna have like games and.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
Food and all this stuff. It sounds fun, but I
have a job.
Speaker 8 (20:14):
I have to be here and work, and I can't
just cut out at eight am to go to a
fake graduation.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
Now, you'd let him go to a graduation, so it's
a big deal deal. But if you go to the graduation,
why would you go back the next day, school's over.
That's what I'm saying. Why would I go just in
the graduation. Then after the graduation then like take your
kids home.
Speaker 8 (20:30):
The school's done that day, so then I have to
take my kid back to work here to do more
work with my kid. The whole thing just seems like
a lot for a kindergartener.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
Here's the story and then we'll jump back into Scooba here.
Researchers found that being rejected or left by your father
can do greater long lasting emotional damage, and being rejected
by your mother especially the bottom line. They found that
being turned down by either parent is traumatizing, but if
it's the dad, that pain carries into adulthood more preventing
people from being strong and trusting relationships with other adults.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
Because you're dad let you down, well I definitely have
that trauma.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
So because of that and your dad bailing on you,
you don't think, I don't know, maybe you want.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
To, but I'm not bailing on him.
Speaker 8 (21:10):
I'm just not going to one small little and I'm
as coach for baseball and basketball. I'm very much involved
in a lot of things. This is academics. This is academics,
but it's kindergarten now, I mean he's like you.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
Can count to one hundred those ABC's.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
I mean, he's pretty good already had the graduation.
Speaker 8 (21:24):
No with no tomorrow, you should go? Okay, well then
then I won't be here. They Investay, okay, you should
go to the graduation. I you don't have to go
the second day of games? Who cares? Okay, but I
do think you should go and like.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
But that's what the kid probably wants to do. The games.
Doesn't even know about it.
Speaker 8 (21:38):
He knows everything about He brings some of the flowers.
He's so excited about the graduation the games.
Speaker 6 (21:43):
Who will take him to the games the next day?
Speaker 1 (21:45):
My wife will have to but she can't either because
she's working. It's the thing. They make these events. How
do you guys do it?
Speaker 8 (21:49):
They do these events during the time period when everyone
is working nine to fives.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
How can we just cut out? And they do don't know?
It's a dad and I never get to go. Man,
my kids's so bad.
Speaker 6 (21:58):
For people that don't have a dad.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
And thank you, I know, but.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
Anything, Yeah, it was never any awkwardness because I just
didn't didn't happen.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
It's very interesting, but no, there's no. I was never awkward.
I was just like, oh, they're doing a family thing.
I'm not going this is life. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (22:15):
Why don't they just do like potatoes with parents.
Speaker 9 (22:18):
There's something like potatoes or any guardians, Grapes with guardians
that's fantastic, noodles with neighbors, or or.
Speaker 5 (22:31):
What's something apples with anybody?
Speaker 1 (22:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (22:36):
Yeah, frenches with family and friends.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
Yeah no, nothing like raspberries with random folks. I don't know, man,
I think you should go to the graduation.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
If it's about a day here, screw it, this job
of here the next day graduation.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
Man, I go to the graduation, and you gotta give
them a graduation gift when you graduate, you good gifts.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
Hey.
Speaker 5 (22:57):
I will say that my son graduated from pre school
recently and everyone had balloons that say we did it.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
I'm like, you need crap, but.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
It's about honest accomplished. It's our first year of school.
I didn't even have kindergarten graduation. But I think I
understand the reason behind it. I saying, very those minds
are still being molded. You're making them feel comf Aren't
you wanted to give your kid confidence that you didn't have.
Speaker 8 (23:18):
I do I want that a lot, Yes, and I
feel like he's got enough of that.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
This is just one you don't want to go. You
have to go, but you don't have to be here tomorrow.
If you want to go to your kid's kindergarten graduation, I.
Speaker 8 (23:27):
Mean I would love to go, but I think it's
the principle of having a kindergarten graduation.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
What's the principle that's good? And you're not going to
change anything, Scuba, So to just go it's happening. No,
you get protest in front have piggy line. He protests
the graduation. Hey, I'm black. This sucks, but he never
says anything.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
You're free to go. You let whatever you want to do. Okay,
I think you should go. If you don't, then don't
remember the story here kids. I feel rejected by them father,
but their fathers take that into life. Okay, that'd go
to graduation?
Speaker 1 (23:56):
Yes or no?
Speaker 4 (23:56):
Yes, Eddie, I mean it's stupid, but yes, you should go.
I'm going to pre k graduation the week.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Hey, how was that? My sounds man had to get
your mission to go to that one. It's in the
afternoon out of brewery. Oh what what? That's more of
their parents. I think he made that up me and
you kid?
Speaker 3 (24:14):
Joy?
Speaker 6 (24:15):
Are they kids there?
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Yeah, they're not going. Here's a voicemail.
Speaker 3 (24:22):
Go ahead, Hi, I have a morning, corny. How do
you get a country girl's attention?
Speaker 6 (24:28):
A trust her?
Speaker 7 (24:29):
Bye?
Speaker 3 (24:29):
Bye?
Speaker 2 (24:30):
Pretty good? Attractor attractor? Attractor? Lots of motorcycles, but tractor attractor. Yes,
all right, here's the next one.
Speaker 3 (24:37):
Good morning, studio.
Speaker 7 (24:38):
I just wanted to say, shame on you, Abby, that's business.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
You Hi, moved one man a big payday to go
and play guitar for her. She then took that off
her back. Yeah, it's business. It happens, bad business, but
it's business. We moved on. But Ab, did you find
a guitar player?
Speaker 6 (24:58):
Not yet.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
They're telling you would have just been better to pay
Eddy extra and have peace of mind that you could
work here in practice thirty minutes a day.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
Sure, reliable.
Speaker 6 (25:12):
I have something in the works.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
I hear you.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
Things in the works. You know they say a bird
in the works. Not good as a bird in the hand.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
Oh yeah, okay, yeah whatever.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
Hey, So Abby wins your show June twenty second.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
Oh a month away?
Speaker 6 (25:29):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (25:29):
Oh oh now, and where is it?
Speaker 7 (25:32):
It is in Monterey. It's the weather Tech Raceway.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
And so there's a race and then you are playing,
and George Burg's is playing.
Speaker 7 (25:40):
Yes, so they have races all day and then right
after the race is done, that's when our music kicks off.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
And do they like consistently reach out to you and go,
we're selling ticket tickets and we're not selling tickets.
Speaker 7 (25:52):
No, I haven't really heard that much. No idea how
they did hear the whole segment, So.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
No idea how it's selling or anything.
Speaker 7 (25:57):
No, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
How are they bummed? I'm not going, Abbey?
Speaker 6 (26:00):
They said it's up to me.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
They've got raging, Yeah, idiot, you know Eddie's raging. I'm
the idiot. So you got raging featuring raging. It's okay,
all right, Well, good luck, Abby, thank you. And if
they go to your Instagram or you have to take
a link up, they're built in.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
No, I don't, Oh my gosh, that in your bio.
Speaker 6 (26:22):
Okay, I will do that.
Speaker 4 (26:24):
Yes, how bad is it gonna be if she has
to come crawling back to Eddie because she can't get
a player?
Speaker 1 (26:28):
Hey? Yeah, is gonna go on?
Speaker 6 (26:30):
Thou?
Speaker 1 (26:32):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (26:33):
Okay, yeah, got this.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
You sing acapella, you guy. Okay, you'll do a whole
what's the group that does sing and all?
Speaker 1 (26:43):
But just there's gonna be a lot of you singing.
There's no Atonics singing with me. Pile of stories.
Speaker 3 (26:52):
So I have the sexiest accents in the United States.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
Okay, let me list them. Come on, man, you know
number one.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
Somebody that moved here from Australia and now lives here
an American.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
Yeah, yeah, Oh, they're like American Americans.
Speaker 6 (27:07):
Yeah, they're not they're not.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
In I don't know that there is in my mind
a sexy American accent because I can list some and
just go what I like and don't like. Like, I
enjoy the Boston accent when it comes to like, I
know they mean business. They're probably not gonna give me
the best hug, but that Boston accent, like, I know
they're gonna be honest with me. And they're also gonna
talk about one of my favorite musical Wicked, So Wicked
(27:31):
they are, okay, the like the the New the New
Jersey Long Island.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
That one I don't like. That one.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
That one to me is not like, yeah, that I
don't like that one very much. The Southern accent I
like because I have it. I grew up around it.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
But people often consider us dumb just because of how
we talk, because we talk a little slower eyes. You know.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
So Iowa has a great accent, which is none at all,
just America, Nebraska and Iowa. Everybody was like, talk like
it from Nebraska, talk like it from Iowa, like going
through college, and I'm like, I can't talk like that.
I'm a hell ability. So I'm gonna go with They
probably think Southern is the best.
Speaker 3 (28:12):
Yes, yeah, Well the number one accent is from the
state of Texas.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
There's no accent. Yes there is, Cowboys.
Speaker 6 (28:20):
I'm from Texas.
Speaker 2 (28:21):
There's no accent. Texas has no accent unless it's slightly Hispanic.
Texas no accent. That's South Texas for Yeah, Texas has
no accent. Texas is pure its it's Texas is like
growing up in Idaho, or take.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
It from somebody who lived there for twelve years. Texas
is perfect for accent. But I do like the slightest
like that's when it gets kind of cool too. I
don't know, man, East Texas has a little bit of
a Calvin. Texas is as big as the whole country.
Speaker 9 (28:46):
Basically right in Texas, it's like five versions of exactly.
Speaker 3 (28:49):
I would say within Texas there's different acts, like.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
A British part of Texas because I.
Speaker 3 (28:53):
Grew up in Austin with then my half sister and
half brother grew up in West Texas and they have
a totally.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
Different probably a little more southern. Oh that southern.
Speaker 6 (29:03):
And then my dad was South Texas, so we had
that Hispanic.
Speaker 2 (29:06):
It's crazy because Amy's dad was white, but it was
fluent in Spanish.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
Is awesome, Yeah, it's crazy. Talk to me in Spanish
and that he'd be like, I don't know it.
Speaker 3 (29:17):
Costco is selling a jumbo banana cream pie that's over
three pounds. And why this stood out to me is
because I don't know where we are with our three
pound food thing, and who's eating and why don't we
just go get a banana cream pie and have somebody
eat that.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
I already eat that, except I can't why I never
use the bathroom. I'd be clogged up for nine days. Yes,
that sounds awesome. I don't know where we are three
pound food thing. You know, we've been waiting for it
all life goes on is what I say?
Speaker 1 (29:43):
I made that up? No even, but they also have
gold bars? Yeah, and does anybody have a Costco membership? Okay,
so can somebody take me there? Sure? Okay, cool?
Speaker 9 (29:52):
Thanks?
Speaker 6 (29:53):
Also you can there. I just saw their part.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
If you take me, you can't assassinate me. Whoever you are,
he'll be volunteering. So you can assassinate with your water
gun because you can call new role and assassin if
you do.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
If you do call, you know, even if you don't
know who it is. But if you're like doing something
with somebody like Assassin off, you can call assassin off.
Speaker 6 (30:11):
But what's a witch?
Speaker 1 (30:12):
Well then why were you.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
Call it off all the time? Well, if you get
snuck up on and shot, you can't. I mean, Assassin's
mostly getting getting snuck up on. But if you're doing
something together that he runs up on, you can't go
assess it off. But if there is a plan to
do something together, they can't like sneak attack you because
everybody will never will never have fun with each other.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
It'll be miserable.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
But Assassin off can only be called if there's a
plan ahead of time to do something together, and while
doing that together, you call assassin off. But no, you
can't just see them running after you and go assass
it off.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
Okay, yeah, okay, go.
Speaker 3 (30:46):
Ahead, Okay, So Costco just quickly, I did see that
they're partnering with uber Eats and now you can like
place grocery orders online if.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
I have a car.
Speaker 6 (30:54):
Well, I mean, I think you.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
Have to be a truck a ten pound gallon of mustard.
Speaker 6 (30:58):
I don't know exactly how it's working.
Speaker 3 (30:59):
I just like a headline about that, and I was like, oh,
that's amazing. You get like your fifty paper towels delivers herround.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
We ordered some Benadryl. Storms are going around.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
You can get the little not the capsule kind, but
the pill kind different because capsules you break.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
Pills are just like the little pink ones.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
And so that that was like you can give the
dogs a little like a third of one on big thunderstorms.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
And so ordered Benaderl and the guy shows up. I
don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (31:23):
This dude is like and it's your driver's license, and
I'm like, I get it. Bena drolling on looks and
he takes a picture of it, says the back of it.
Takes a picture of the back. Oh weird, and it
looks like it's just putting into the app.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
But that's just that's that's bizarre. Yeah, Uber should just
have you like load your driver's license into their system
from where you are, instead of some bro coming up
and going, hey, I know I'm missing two hubcaps in
my car, but I need to take a picture of
your driver's license. Yeah, that was weird.
Speaker 2 (31:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (31:48):
A poll of ten thousand people with at least a
million dollars in wealth, that's including if you own a home.
They're factoring that in as the money. Yeah, yeah, that's okay.
So they've found that they're top way to achieve it.
We're investing in a four to oh one k and
buying said house. And the top three jobs with the
most millionaires is.
Speaker 2 (32:07):
Not guess because there's so many more. I read a
story that like one out of eight people in New
York are millionaires. Wow, because it costs so much to
live in New York City and that you know, as
every generation, a million bucks not easy to get to.
But it's a million bucks now, isn't what a million
bucks was twenty years ago?
Speaker 1 (32:27):
Right?
Speaker 2 (32:27):
But New York is so expensive to live, Like one
in eight people were millionaires. And I'm assuming if you're
saying that, it's got to be people with super consistent jobs,
not super high paying jobs. It's super high paying jobs, fluid,
come and go, probably live a crazy life style. But
I would assume like a engineer, a professor, a teacher,
I would assume those kind of jobs.
Speaker 6 (32:49):
Yeah, teacher, accountant and engineering.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
Engineers one of them. Yeah, i'd teach millionaires.
Speaker 3 (32:55):
Well, it's because you it's like it's consistent.
Speaker 6 (32:58):
They started early.
Speaker 1 (33:01):
One, k I know that one. He knows that New York. Yeah,
that's not the point. No, no, no, you don't want
to put to New York.
Speaker 6 (33:11):
Okay, I don't understand it. I'm Amy. That's my pile.
Speaker 1 (33:14):
That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for news.
Speaker 4 (33:24):
Nine year old Liam Doherty sitting at lunch, chopping it
up with the fellas, talking about all the hot gossip
going on at the elementary school, and when his friend's
eating a cheese stick and all of a sudden, he's
like choking on the cheese stick, and Liam's like, oh no,
dude's gonna die.
Speaker 1 (33:41):
Stop.
Speaker 4 (33:41):
The gossip gets over there, gives him the himeleg gets
the cheese stick out and they say, man, where'd you
learn that? He goes saw in a movie?
Speaker 1 (33:52):
Love that, you know. I never heard of a nine
year old chopping it up gossip.
Speaker 2 (33:57):
That's what older men do. And then h most, I'm
hot goss is like something that teen girls do. But
I think in the end though, chopping it up and
the hot goss saved the life.
Speaker 7 (34:07):
It did.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
I mean they were chatting and when when one guy
wouldn't chime it in on the hot guss, he was like, oh,
something's wrong when he knew he needed to do the homelot.
What's a cheese stick? What like? What is that like?
Speaker 2 (34:19):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (34:20):
Okay, she stick is one of those cheese sticks where
you peel thee I know.
Speaker 2 (34:23):
But if you like order cheese sticks, string cheese.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
If you order cheese sticks, it's mozzarella. Okay. I was
my fault. It was stream cheese. That's why I had it.
I read it and just said cheese stick because I
thank you. Why is he changing the story? I want
apologies from all you guys. He's like thirty seven. They
weren't kids. There was no hot goss all right, what's
his name again? Liam? Liam Doherty? And he did get
(34:49):
a medallion for saving the life. You're a hero, buddy.
That is what it's all about. That was telling me
something good.
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