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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Committing Melissa. Hello, friends, and welcome to another very special
episode of The Bobby Bone Show Morning Studio. Monie, let's
go around the room and check in with everybody. He
saw Russell Dickerson out in public, which is pretty neat,
(00:22):
but when he sees celebs in the wild, he shouldn't
scream at them. He should try to be more discreet.
That's Eddie, everybody, let's go.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
I'm so glad you said that, because I'm proud of myself.
I saw another celeb in the wild and I didn't
say a thing. I didn't even acknowledge him. Well, that's
not nice.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
What do you mean? What do you mean?
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Well, I saw them walk I was at a restaurant.
They walk in, they sit down, they have dinner. I
even walked past their table at one point. But I'm like,
you know what, I'm gonna let them have their dinner,
you know.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Oh yeah, did they see you and go Eddie? No, no,
know who you are? Absolutely cutry singer. Yep, guy girl guy.
They'd been in the studio in the last year. Oh yeah,
in nope, bred Aldridge Brett elderts Oh, but you didn't
say a single no, no, no, you know, what he
(01:07):
was at.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
He was at the restaurant having dinner with someone. I said,
you know, let him have his time. And what was
crazy is watching people stare at him and point at him.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
That's so weird. What do you mean? Because if I
were ranking best friends, like that's like you're my best friend. Yeah,
Brett's like second or third. Yeah, and he's a good
friend of mine, Like he's nice, like we talk all
the time. That's just weird because if he saw you
and he was like ed, didn't even say anything. I
don't think he saw me though. He was in a
(01:36):
deep conversation with something. I think that's okay if it's
a but you.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
See Russell, but and you see Brett who.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
You talk to?
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Yeah, but you guys are weird. You know why I
hang out with every week at some point and you
didn't say anything to him.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
I just wanted to have his dad is weird and
I didn't want to blow his cover.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
What if some people did. Don't blow a cover? I going, hey,
what's up, dude?
Speaker 4 (01:58):
You what eldredge? You just go You have no room
to talk.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Yeah, that's true, you have no you don't know how
to talk.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
The celebrity what you're talking about?
Speaker 1 (02:07):
His camera going at the store and.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
I started talking to him.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
You're gonna see if.
Speaker 5 (02:11):
You saw me.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Yeah, I'm talking with Eddie now. We were on the
show talking about something. He was at a restaurant and
he saw you at a restaurant. He said, walk by your table,
and he wouldn't talk to you because he didn't want
to bother you. Did you happen to see Eddie at
a restaurant being weird, like not like avoiding you at
He was like, I don' want to bother him, and
I was like, it's one of my best friends. And
then just okay, let me know. All right, yeah, let
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me know. Let me know. Brett so weird. I think
he want us to celebrate you. But that's even weirder.
I was proud of myself. I resisted. Okay, next up.
He still doesn't have a retirement plan or a four
oh one K. He's really just hoping hit the lottery
one day. Here's lunchbox.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
So we were at a birthday party this past weekend,
like a kid's birthday party, and they had extra pizzas,
like they ordered too many pizzas guests enough people didn't
show up or.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
They didn't eat enough.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
So as we're leaving, there was like five pizzas sitting
there and I was like, well take one to go,
grab me a pizza and left, and my wife actually
like this was the most inappropriate thing.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
I'd ever done in my life.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
You say something in the hey, can I take a pizza?
Speaker 5 (03:13):
No?
Speaker 1 (03:14):
No, no.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
They were just like, oh, I have a good day.
You know what I mean, I just grab a pizza.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Hmm. I think her uncomfortable, and this comes from you
didn't address it. You just grabbed a pizza, because they
probably would have said take one unless they had a
plan to take that pizza and like save it for
them or.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
I mean, how is a family going to eat five?
Speaker 3 (03:31):
That's true to them, they paid for it, but yet
were sitting there watching football and she just starts talking
to me about it.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
So here here's her reasoning.
Speaker 6 (03:40):
You just can't take something to go.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
You have to ask, and then it's too weird. It's weird. Spot.
So just they invite us over for food and cupcakes
and party, you're saying you're not allowed to take.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
The food home.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Oh boy, I feel like I'm doing them a favor
by taking the pizza.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
But please say pizza.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Didn't say that, so.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
Please vote, guys. Tell me I'm right and tell me
my wife's crazy.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
There's no voting. You can you could have probably taken it. Hey,
you guys, mind if we take a pizza? If I
say yes, but just to grab it's weird.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
I mean they give to go back like they give
a little party favors.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
So why the pizza choice? Yes?
Speaker 4 (04:22):
Actually, like a twisty straw.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
He wants voting. You gotta ask. Yeah, why wife? You
gotta ask? There's your vote. Yeah, she's taken improv classes
to help her get out of her shell and she
may soon get another acting role. You can never tell.
Here's amen.
Speaker 7 (04:40):
So is this a grocery store? With my son?
Speaker 8 (04:42):
And we walked past like the family restaurant area. I
was like, you know what, I'm probably and you just
use the real quick. So students and standing there watching
the car while I go over. And I opened the
door and I see a man in there and I
slam the door and I.
Speaker 7 (04:55):
Walk out, walk in on a dude.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Random was a family door.
Speaker 8 (05:00):
There was no stall, there, sink, silet and this is
a grocery store.
Speaker 7 (05:05):
It's really not that big.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Oh, i'd have left. I'd left my kid. I just
want to suddenly, hey, kn't find your own way home.
I don't want to see that person again ever.
Speaker 8 (05:13):
Sudally, I was like, okay, I'm going all just wait
till I get home. And we're over in the produce
section and I see him and I'm like, kids, let's go.
Speaker 7 (05:20):
We're going over here, and then over by dairy. I
see him again, and I just bolt.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
And I thought, what if they started dating after that?
What if that was mean?
Speaker 5 (05:29):
Sign?
Speaker 1 (05:31):
No?
Speaker 8 (05:32):
No?
Speaker 2 (05:32):
I mean, why are you avoiding him?
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Just as awkward?
Speaker 8 (05:37):
I don't know something about it, which is very very
very very awkward, and I didn't.
Speaker 7 (05:41):
Want any part of it.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
It's seeing someone at their most vulnerable, right, and.
Speaker 6 (05:44):
I just didn't know.
Speaker 8 (05:45):
I don't want him to feel weird, So I just
kept every run into him in the grocery store.
Speaker 7 (05:48):
I disappeared.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
I gotta lock that door. And I've been I've done both.
I've walked in and I've also been the one walked
in on. When you're sitting on the toilet someone walks
in and you're looking up your eyes and you're like,
oh my god, that's terrible. Thank you Amy, that's very
vulnerable of you to share that. All right, what else?
Ray give it to me from Mountain Pine, Arkansas. He
wishes the show could be later in the day and
(06:11):
his next contract it just may Bobby Bones, thank you well.
Problem if they just signed a new contract, it's gonna
be a bit it ain't. So here's the thing. I'm
someone who, hopefully you know, encourages you to if there's
something you really want to do, sacrifice and go get it,
regardless of what age you are.
Speaker 5 (06:30):
You know.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
A great example would be Amy going to improv classes.
I brought that up. I think Amy being forty and
doing improv at the first time, that's super cool, even
if she never does anything with it, right, like always
trying new things. So even me doing stand up comedy,
I didn't grow up as a comedian. I never did
the clubs. I just was like, asked crew it, let's
just see it. And I at thirty three thirty four
(06:50):
just started doing stand up. So that'd being said, I
have this list here. This is when they started. Okay,
Henry Ford forty started making cars forty oh yeah.
Speaker 7 (07:01):
He had lots of failures before that.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Christian Dior designer forty one. Sam Walton with Walmart forty four,
that's my age. The guy who started Go Daddy forty seven. Wow.
The Bernie Marcus who started Home Depot forty nine.
Speaker 5 (07:18):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Harlan Sanders Kentucky Fried Chicken sixty two. Colonel didn't even
get going un till he was didn't start.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Till he sixty two, so the picture of him being
old was like probably one.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Of the that's why the first start guys take a
picture of me. I'm starting the company. That's funny. The
guy who started e Trade, which is easy Bill Porter
sixty three. So you're not behind, You're just one decision
away from getting started.
Speaker 5 (07:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
So you guys giving me a hard time and Eddie
a hard time. What we're waiting is for the right age.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
That's right, that's right, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:49):
The right idea.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Oh I got the idea. What my chickens. Guys on
that list, you're gonna read that they took this completely wrong.
They took this a is in always saw time to
wait and be lazy. No, that's not.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
It's like if you have things that you're okay, but
sixty three, I ain't doing that because I ain't trying
to grind we're gonna be retired.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Yeah six, what money? The chicken? The chicken money? How's
he going to retire? That's his problem? Okay, there you
have it.
Speaker 4 (08:13):
Who's gonna have more? Me from nothing or him? The chicken?
Speaker 5 (08:16):
Me?
Speaker 4 (08:17):
He ain't chickens for the next twenty years.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Guys, if he sells one chicken, it's more than zero.
By anonymous sin Ba question to be Hello, Bobby Bones.
I was recently called out by another parent at my
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daughter's school for not volunteering. Apparently there's talking about how
I'm inconsiderate and I refuse to step up and help out.
My job doesn't give me a lot of time, and
the little time I do have I cherished deeply. Recently,
my daughter school has been asking for volunteers for various projects.
The reason always declined is my schedule. I know I
probably should help, but I really can't. And now I'm
(09:05):
feeling guilty should I sacrifice any personal time that I
have to volunteer. I don't want to be one of
those parents signed mom made to feel guilty.
Speaker 7 (09:16):
No, you don't need to.
Speaker 8 (09:17):
You don't need to feel guilty about this, and you
don't need to sacrifice time If your work schedule doesn't
allow it, did you, I didn't, But I just don't.
I can't imagine making someone else feel bad for not volunteering.
You have no idea someone else's circumstances. And some people
maybe the it's a priority for them and they are
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sacrificing and making time for that as well.
Speaker 7 (09:40):
That's their choice. I wouldn't.
Speaker 8 (09:44):
I know that's hard, but I just wouldn't take it personally.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Rettie, what happens in these situations is you got these dads,
and you know, personally, I got these dads that don't
do anything, they work from home, whatever, They got all
the time in the world. But other dads they can't,
like me, can't do that stuff. And yes, this shaming
does happen, and those parents should be ashamed of themselves.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
So you're shaming the shamers.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
Yes, that's terrible, because if I had the chance to volunteer,
I would volunteer.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
I'd be there all day. Or would you play more golf?
Speaker 3 (10:11):
That's what I was going to say, both, Okay, you
would carves and volunteers absolutely.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Yeah, so no, don't feel bad about this. That's shame
on the parents for making her feel bad.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Yeah, let's shame the shamers lunchbox.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
It's called volunteering. Guess what I don't want to volunteer.
You do the volunteering. I'll do the chilling. Okay, I
ain't got time to volunteer.
Speaker 7 (10:29):
You can tell it kind of school volunteer parents we are?
Speaker 4 (10:32):
Hey, guess what. I don't want to be part of
the PTA. You want to be part of that crapt
be part of the PTA. I didn't sign up for.
Speaker 5 (10:36):
It.
Speaker 4 (10:37):
Ain't my business, ain't my chili? Not my thing? Guess what?
You want me to go on a field trip.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
That sounds fun because it's a free adventure, but I
ain't volunteering.
Speaker 4 (10:45):
You want me to clean up the school?
Speaker 1 (10:46):
I'll take it. Took a weird twist, like if we
go to a field ship, well, don't go? Wait what?
Speaker 4 (10:50):
Well, that's free.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Don't let them shame you. If you want to make
a point to do one thing like CARVA, it's fine.
Just feel like you're doing a little bit more, But
don't let people shame you that you don't care. You
don't care if they say something good about you, So
why dould you care if they say some bad about you? Right?
And you don't care about them. They have no effect.
Keep being a good mom.
Speaker 7 (11:08):
It is nice if some people say something kind about you.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Sure, but if they don't, that's okay, too true. It
doesn't change really anything day to day if they do
or don't, so don't let it when they don't. Nobody
says nice stuff about me ever, Oh man, I always
say stuff all the time.
Speaker 8 (11:23):
Don't don't buy into it to me, don't.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Just like.
Speaker 4 (11:30):
What you're doing.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
That's the mailbag. Let's go over to Matthew and Nashville. Matthew,
what's up, buddy studio.
Speaker 9 (11:38):
I had a quick question. I'm getting married here Saturday,
and uh, I just wanted to know if you had
any bite thosh being intentional and kind of you know,
being in the moment. I feel like you're going to blake.
And the whole wedding season is going to be over
and family will have to come and gone and friends
wives coming gone. So there's any advice that you know,
really appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
Yeah, that's life, baby. All the good things seem to
fly by, all the bad things seem to take forever.
But the wedding it it's tough because it's gone, it's
here and it's gone and you're spending months and months
getting ready for it, and then it starts and then
it's like a roller coach. Sure, I don't want it's over.
I think since you know you should be intentional, you'll
be more intentional. The first thing to know is, you know,
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really like take in moments. I like putting mental pins
in things. I'll go mental pin and I'll remember this
moment specifically, and that helps me remember a few things.
We also did a dance after everybody left, you know,
so there's the whole way everybody's like, good goodbye, leave,
you know that whole whatever they're saying, leave, we know
we love you. Yeah. We when everybody went up to
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do that for us, we stayed and had a dance
just us. So you kind of talk about the night,
which was three or four minutes and to kind of
make sure that you know, we were checking in with
each other. But we never really left each other side either,
because if you do, it's hard to get back together
because there are so many family and friends from both
sides or pulling in every direction. We didn't have phones
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at ours because we knew half the night would be
taking pictures, and so we wanted to be more intentional.
I say we I would have phones all night long.
I mean, it was my wife's idea, and so it
was really one of the greatest things now looking back,
because it wasn't hey post for this picture. We just
we hung out with everybody. So my recommendation would be
stay together because once you're pulled apart, it's hard to
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get back together. And just do mental pins something that's cool.
I go, okay, mental pen, I remember this and it's
gonna be over. But then you have a lot of pictures.
I'm sure you have a photographer. Just don't put the
pressure on the night and it'd be awesome. You'll have
more fun thinking about it than you did doing it,
even though you're gonna have a lot of fun doing
it because you have years and years to think about it.
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So just go do it and the memories are gonna
be awesome. Don't worry about, you know, any sort of
negativity or don't worry about any you know life. You're
gonna be dead before you know. It's not going gon matter. Wow,
that's what you say in order to make it not matter.
Oh okay, Yeah, it's gonna be awesome. Doe congratulations and
I hope you have a wonderful wedding. But mental pin,
mental pin, mental pin.
Speaker 8 (14:08):
I saw a bumper sticker yesterday that said, we all die.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Oh yeah, we do. It's true, so we do. Yeah,
it's gonna But again, don't don't put the pressure on
yourself to enjoy the night, because then you won't. You'll
just suffer from the pressure of enjoying night. That's it.
Don't get too drunk either. Didn't you forget to eat cake?
Speaker 9 (14:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (14:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Or even eat? Do you eat? Not?
Speaker 5 (14:28):
Really?
Speaker 1 (14:30):
I had a couple of bites that was that was yeah,
we just wanted to sound It's an awesome night full
of a lot of the people that have been important
to your life. It's crazy. I don't know. You guys
haven't been married in a long time. It's been a
long time, right, so I have you know. The luxury
of it just happened a couple of years ago. It's awesome.
It's a great experience. Good luck, happy marriage, and that's it.
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Mental pin, mental pin, It's time for the good news.
Speaker 9 (14:55):
Ready.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
It was early Sunday morning in California and Gabriel Cruise
and his buddy were waiting for a tow truck because
their car broke down. They're on the side of the road.
They're like, gosh, where is this tow truck. Then they
hear this noise. It's a motorcycle coming down fast, loses
control right in front of him, rolls over flies over
the highway into a canal. They're like, what is happening?
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So they run over. They look for the bike. All
they can see is the tail light, the red that. Yeah,
all they see is the red tail light sticking out
of the water.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
They're like, oh my gosh, the guy's in there.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
So Gabriel, he jumps in the water, finds the guy,
pulls him out. They get they give him CPR while
his buddy calls nine on one.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
They bring him back to life and at that point
they save him and save them.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
They save them and save them, and then the helicopter
shows up takes him away.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
He's gonna be okay. They jump that's safe, safe, same,
that's a hat trick and save Yeah, I have a
double say, but this is like the rest their own
life to save the dude. And then they use their
skills to save the dude. And then they saved the
dude and then they saved the dude. Here's Gabriel talking
about how we saved the dude. We broke down out
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there twice. So it was like so many things had
to happened for me to be in this that position,
to be there to save that dude. He called him
a dude. He saved the dude. That dude is so
lucky that they were there. He's so lucky. Yeah, that's awesome,
great story. That's what it's all about.
Speaker 4 (16:25):
Was telling me something good on the Bobby Bones Show.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
Now, yeah, you have to hold you, Mike.
Speaker 5 (16:31):
So did you make a lot of money or are
you did you lose a lot of money?
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Well, I sold all the I sold all this stuff
for money. New contract happened. We sold, we pawned everything
so they could pay me.
Speaker 5 (16:41):
I get it.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
Yeah, how are you doing.
Speaker 5 (16:43):
I'm tangled up? I'm good.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
Yeah, tangled up? Is that like in the back seat
of a truck? You mean with the cord?
Speaker 5 (16:48):
What if I was writing the song, you would be
in the back seat of a truck or something. Yeah,
did you guys write?
Speaker 1 (16:53):
I'm writing songs and like, I don't know, fifteen years ago,
twenty years ago, whatever, was there as much writing about whiskey.
Speaker 5 (17:00):
No, it was there used to be no no hard
liquor products it really yeah, no for real? Wow, that's
where like like you know, all the endorsements came in
from from like beer company.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
Yeah. Do you ever get endorsement money from an alcohol
company for a song?
Speaker 8 (17:13):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (17:13):
No.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
I can't believe they had a no hard liquor policy
in songs. Now it's like you must have hard liquor
in a song or we can't even record it.
Speaker 5 (17:20):
Well, it switched and you couldn't. I mean, of course
I'm showing my age, which that's fine. I can do
with it. I have to. But what we're talking about.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
The hard liquor. Yeah, and I can't believe that because
every song now has got whiskey or tequila.
Speaker 7 (17:36):
So it was a firm thing or is it understood?
Speaker 5 (17:39):
It was just kind of an understood kind of under
under the table manager might tell you in the office
or something he said like don't don't be mentioned a whiskey.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Now it's like a kidding me. Yeah, what about what
do you think I put my coffee to get here? Exactly?
When you do this show, you don't because you're mister clean.
I'm mister clean. Yes, what about hooking up in songs?
Did you guys talk about that at all like they
do now?
Speaker 5 (17:58):
Yeah, but we didn't know what hook it up hadn't
come into the like the urban dictionary.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
Yeah, I say tangled up. You know there's a tangled
up in the backseat or I love that tangled up? Yeah,
all tangled up in you? Yeah me? No, okay, Bobby.
And the album's not out yet though.
Speaker 5 (18:17):
No, it'll be a while. And uh, that's it.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
So is it like a themed album? Yeah, all cowboy.
Speaker 5 (18:23):
It's all cowboy, but it's no campfire songs, you know
that kind of stuff. It's just you know, every other
songs cowboy. Whereas the last record I did everything was Honkypon.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
That's true.
Speaker 5 (18:34):
My wife goes, come on, sure that you can diversify
your vocabulary more than that.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
That is very that's very much on brand. Yeah, like
if you did it, but if you did Neon in
the first album, but the whole second album was Bootscooting, yeah,
we'd be like all right, dude, right. Yeah, So back
in the.
Speaker 5 (18:51):
Day, when you do Bootscooter or you do a hit
song around here, you know, in this town, everybody like
starts pitching you boot Scoot or Neon Moon or something.
I got one the other day. It's great. They're like,
finally and this is strange, and I know you've noticed
it is we're getting into like like mashups now like
hip hop did years ago. Uh, and I got one
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on Neon Moon. It was actually really cool.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
What do you mash ups like someone featuring for you
to sing or that they're sampling you. Well, listen, I'm
here with Ronnie seriously going to answer that question.
Speaker 5 (19:24):
Just sit on my phone.
Speaker 8 (19:25):
So they mashed up Neon Moon with another like hip
hop song, Neo.
Speaker 5 (19:30):
Moon is is is the song that they did? Well,
I'm calling smash up? But is it a mash up?
Speaker 1 (19:35):
So it's using your music but they're singing new words
over it. Yes, like Cole Swindelle do with Heads Carolina,
that's it. Yeah. So what's this one called?
Speaker 5 (19:42):
Though?
Speaker 1 (19:43):
Is they still called Neon Moon?
Speaker 5 (19:44):
It's like the Blue Neon that's it?
Speaker 1 (19:47):
And who sings it?
Speaker 5 (19:49):
The guy singing the demo? I don't know, but it
has five writers. It dances in and out, and the
melody dances in and out and the lyrics dance in
and out. I mean just like he's really well done.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
It's still country though.
Speaker 5 (20:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
Yeah on the Bobby Bones Show. Now, Ronnie, Ronnie, do
you have any relationship at all friendship with that Dolly.
Speaker 5 (20:14):
Nother than just meeting her a few times? Really? Yeah? Wow?
Speaker 1 (20:18):
I thought big superstar like you too. You thought that too, dang,
because I was with her last week or so, and
I don't I see her maybe twice a year. Right,
She's kind of stays in Dolly's world and she'll just
appear like the ghost in a room. You've been addressing
room and all of a sudden, she'll just show there
she is. But it's like she only has a fax machine,
Like you can't text her still?
Speaker 5 (20:38):
How about that?
Speaker 1 (20:39):
Yeah? What are you doing? If people want to get
ahold of you?
Speaker 5 (20:41):
What do they do it? Just just text me? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (20:42):
But Ronnie signs his text still. I love Ronnie.
Speaker 5 (20:45):
I got busted by my daughter for doing that because
I know who you are.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
Thing he signs at r D. I'm like, you're Phena's
on my phone.
Speaker 5 (20:52):
It's a code.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
I know how it is. You a big texture? Do
you emoji emojis?
Speaker 5 (20:57):
Uh? No, I try not to, you know. I heard
you doing an interview a while back, you know, talking
about how you'll go, like if it's really funny, you'll
go ha, or if it's really really funny, you'll.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
Go ha ha ha.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
Yeah. Well, and there's capitalization part too, Like if it's
just supposed to be funny, I do lowercase ha ha
ha ha. If it's a little elevated but it's not
a laugh out loud, I'll do all lowercase ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha. If it's funny, I'll do
capital ha ha ha. If it's LOL and I do
laugh out loud, I do lol. And then if if
it really gets me, I'll be like I just audibly
(21:30):
laughed out loud.
Speaker 5 (21:30):
Well, and then there's the ball ha haaa thing.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
I don't touch that.
Speaker 5 (21:34):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
I don't do it feels like a villain, you know,
it feels like I'm committing a crime of some sort.
How have you not had to change keys of your
song while performing? It feels like you're singing the same
key idiots. Yeah, I'll do it. I'm not gonna I'm
not going to give it into that one. I think
some of that's just mental for people. Yeah, Like they
feel that they can't hit the notes they used to hit,
(21:54):
so they just give up and.
Speaker 5 (21:55):
Yeah, they get a little squeak every now and then
it's like, oh, this is all age or later maybe
it is, but you know, so far knock on wood,
it's not not for me.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
Was there ever a dynamic with you and kicks? So
I was like, Okay, who's going to sing this part
of this song? Was ever that recordiness at first?
Speaker 5 (22:10):
Yeah, big time for the longest time, for for like
a few first few years.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
Who decides that if it's one one b one.
Speaker 5 (22:16):
Well, early early on, like way early on, Tim, when
Tim Dubois was running Aristo over there during the day
we were coming up with the first records or so Tim,
Tim just we were talking one day and I think
we had just four number ones in a row, and Uh,
I talked to Tim and said, what are we going
to do for like there's I said, there's there's five,
five or six singles on this record and he goes, yeah, uh,
(22:37):
And that's back when we weren't worried so much about
you know, you get three three songs and you're out.
So uh, Tim, Tim said no, he said, we're going
to the way we're going to settle. This is let
Kicks do the every fourth song. And then that went
on for a while and then the Kicks was cool.
He goes, no, if you didn't feel like we had
that fourth song in there, he goes, no, you take
(22:59):
it and go from there. Are we going to a
new record? But we've been able to, I mean, mitigate
that stuff along the way.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
There was one point where, because you know, Eddie and
I are in a wild a successful comedy duo called
The Raging Idiots, where I was like, ed, do you
need to sing more? And Eddi's like, nobody wants to
hear me sing, even though he's a better singer. He's like,
nobody came to true. He's like, nobody came to hear
me sing. I'm like, but you're the better singer. He's like,
but I'm not going to sing because nobody wants to
hear me sing. So we had the opposite of that.
Speaker 5 (23:20):
Oh funny, that's what you used to tell Kicks. That's
how I like finally pulled it off, Like, so no
wants to come hear you sing, Kicks.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
I had a friend that won auction to have a
deal at your house where you played music for them
the other night.
Speaker 5 (23:36):
Oh really was. Yeah, I did that.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
She wanted it was her real that's an odd feeling. Yeah,
And I saw them because I had to go back
home to Mount Vine. But he was like, Hey, do
you want to come over to Ronnie Dunn's house. We
just want to auction. We're flying it from Florida to
watch him perform. And I was like, I can't. But
then I saw his Instagram story and it's like you
and your barn with people sitting around.
Speaker 5 (23:55):
Yeah, they've gone in and completely like like they did
all the things that I wanted to do before I left,
you know. And I kind of looked around and went,
you know what, I'm gonna spend another fortune redoing this
house and this property. So anyway, sold it to a
great guy and they've done all the cool redecorating things
to it.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
So that barn is not where you live now. No,
that's where you used to live.
Speaker 5 (24:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
Is that where you to put the hot air balloon up?
Speaker 5 (24:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (24:20):
You still have that.
Speaker 5 (24:20):
I was giving him grief about that. Yeah, we do
have it man.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
That we called have a hot air bloon with your
name on it and you drap up to the house.
That's what it says.
Speaker 5 (24:27):
It's huge, you know. I kind of felt like it
was it was naked pulling in there till like an
event because we'd always took it out in the front
yard and lighted up so people could know where to
come because you couldn't really see the gate lines and stuff.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
You any animals out there? Yeah, do you camera your woods?
Speaker 5 (24:42):
I do?
Speaker 1 (24:43):
What do you see out there?
Speaker 5 (24:44):
Everything? Like bobcats us too, we put.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
Up yeah, bobcats and coyotes, yeah, kyles like mad Yeah.
Speaker 5 (24:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
We had an issue with fox with some foxes, and
so we tried to get somebody to catch the foxes
and trap them and then put them back out in
different ways, but make them somebody else's problem, but not
kill them.
Speaker 5 (25:02):
Yeah. They're talking like six hundred miles away and then
they're two days later they'll show back up.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
Yeah, So we're like, let's just get rid of them.
I don't put them in a neighbor's backyard. I don't care.
But then Coyot's bobcast sort of coming and killing the foxes.
Speaker 5 (25:12):
How about that?
Speaker 1 (25:13):
And then we were like, let's kill the them that
don't care as much. I'm like, shoot them shoots's mobcasts.
I don't even care as much your in Tennessee. Right,
do you hunt on your property at all? Very rarely.
Speaker 5 (25:24):
I have friends, you know, if you have land that
even resembles something you can hunt on, they're they're your
best friends.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
Do you have a duck hut?
Speaker 5 (25:30):
They only do it around hunting season. That's time you
hear it from them.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
Oh, it's like having a pool in the summertimes. People
call like, hey, buddy and my friend, you got a pool,
if you got a land? What's up runners.
Speaker 5 (25:45):
DearS? Uh, Yeah, that's that's that's saire about d duck hunting. Yeah,
I go down Louisiana, Uh with a friend has his
own island down there called Little Pecan. It's unbelievable.
Speaker 8 (25:59):
Friends with them, you're around Yeah, our only duck season.
Speaker 5 (26:02):
Yeah, but you can, yes, right, it used to be
years ago. We've been doing this for like sixteen years.
It used to be, well, hey, I'll call you, don't
call me, okay, because I got saw all these He
runs like that. It's not a commercial place. It's private.
He's in the oil business. But uh, he runs like
three hundred and sixty something people through their year nuts.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
Do you have any billionaire friends?
Speaker 5 (26:26):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (26:27):
That's cool. You that ain't true too. Do you really
have any billionaire friends?
Speaker 5 (26:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (26:34):
That's cool?
Speaker 5 (26:35):
Who right?
Speaker 1 (26:38):
We were all waiting to yohoo. Okay, I heard that
extracty light back there. Do you ever pay like that?
Do you ever pay for the meal if you're at
dinner with a billionaire friends? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (26:46):
Yeah, I insist I'm not going to do you know
go that? I mean if yeah, nine times out of ten.
But I'm bad about that anyway. I feel guilty about
That's true, being at dinner with somebody and I pulling
my card out. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
We've had that fight before. Yeah, yeah, off, and I
win because I'm younger and stronger. You win that fight
every time. Look at us? Who do you think? When's physically?
We went to eat in town? So I can't name
the restaurant, can you? Uh?
Speaker 5 (27:07):
People lined up getting his autograph. I'm sitting to really real.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
Autograph pictures of me. Yes, it was pictures. And it
was hilarious because here we are at dinner, me, my wife, him,
his life, and we kind of feel like there are
like life mentors Ronnie and his wife because she's also
from Oklahoma. My wife loves her and Ryan's okay to me.
Speaker 5 (27:31):
But both like sonic junkies.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
Yes, yeah. And then people are coming up, Hey can
I get a picture? And Ronny's just sitting there across
the table. I don't say anything, but I think it's hilarious.
You didn't make Ronnie take the picture, did you. No,
I've done it. We should go to New Mexico with
th read but real quick hunt. We're going to cut
out here, but with Riva and stuff and hang out.
And she had a great place down there in Cancun.
And uh, get off the plane and people run up
(27:55):
to Rima and I'm sitting right there with her whatever.
I don't I don't think about this, but it's funny
to me. Uh.
Speaker 5 (28:02):
And they will hand me the camera so to take
a picture, and she would look back at me. Find
she was sensitive to the to the issue. And she
goes with that TV show. It really really ramped up my.
Speaker 4 (28:13):
Visit her red hair.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
Oh yeah, you're a man, Ronnie down everybody much. It's
time for the good news.
Speaker 8 (28:29):
So Norma Hernandez she has cancer and she was an
upset that she wasn't able to get her nails done
before she had to go into the hospital, which I
can understand that feeling. I feel like when my mom
was in the hospital fighting cancer, a lot of times
she wanted to look good, you know, feel good, feel good,
you know, so she didn't.
Speaker 7 (28:46):
Get her nails done.
Speaker 8 (28:47):
A local nail salon heard about it and love it,
called Absolute Nails, and they showed up at the hospital
to give her a complimentary manicure.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
That's awesome, and it's about so much more than the
complimentary manicure. It's about the thought and caring enough about
it to take part of their day to go help her.
And I'm sure it made her feel so much better
and cared for. That's a great story. See, you don't
have to be a millionaire to affect people's lives. And
shout out in Lubbock, what's her name? We get my
nails done there?
Speaker 5 (29:14):
What's it called?
Speaker 7 (29:14):
Oh well, her name is Norma, but Absolute Nails absolutely no.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
One put up my calendar next time in Lubbock getting
nails done?
Speaker 8 (29:20):
Yeah, And then shout out to Normous for a debbie,
because that's how Absolute Nails heard about it. That she
was calling around a different salons see who could possibly
come up to the hospital to help.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
Shout out to everybody. You know, Yeah, that's it, That's
what it's all about.
Speaker 4 (29:32):
That was telling me something good.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
A lot of people have doorbell cameras now because they've
gone way down in price. And if I were a
delivery driver, I would just realize and I'd see that
people had doorbell cameras all the time. There's one driver
from Amazon takes it, throws the box down, starts stomping
it and it walks off. What and then you ought
to want camera if you're a driver especially you know
most people have or a lot of people on the
route have these ring cameras. Right yeah. Doorbell video capture
(29:59):
the shock sight of an Amazon driver repeatedly stomping on
a package shortly after delivering the package to the house.
The driver is seeing place in the package on the
homes front doorstep, taking a picture of the box intact,
in good shape here it is delivered, and then taking
it and just jumping on it. Stop stop stop. The
homeowner looked at the footage, I was like, it was
(30:21):
a nest camera. And although the driver steps behind the pillar,
it's absolutely clear the driver is stomping on the package.
That is that is wild. I wonder why it was
a Router's a three hundred dollars router. Like I wonder
what the deal was, you know, like just to stomp?
Who was mad? And why are you mad at them?
Are you mad at her? Because she does it? The
two of the past. Are you mad at routers? Are
you mad at your company? Are you mad?
Speaker 2 (30:42):
There's something there, but they try to get away with
it by taking the good picture and then stomping it.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
And then they went behind the pillar to stomp it.
Speaker 5 (30:50):
So weird.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
That's from ABC seven. All right, let's get over to
Amy and get in the morning Corny, The Morning Corny.
Speaker 7 (30:58):
How do you measure how hot a red hot chilli
pepper is? Give it away? Give it away, Give it away?
Speaker 1 (31:03):
That was the morning a certain site. Are you on
red jokes dot com? It's good thanking on the phone
right now calling us from Ohio. It's Aaron. What's that buddy?
Speaker 6 (31:20):
Kind of questions for the show. First of all, Morning
Studio Morning. So we were actually my wife and I
were discussing it. It's actually the conversation came up between
me and a group of friends as far as the
toilet seat goes and leaving it upper down. Obviously as
a women think that it should men should always put
it down, especially in the middle of the night. They
get up, they're tired, don't know that the toy seats up.
(31:41):
They fall in. But the guys are like, well, I
get up in the middle of night to go to
the bathroom and I forget that the toys seats down.
Then there's P on it, and you're mad about that.
So we're I was just looking for the show's advice
and what everyone does as far as that goes.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
You know, I've only in the last couple of years
to deal with this issue, and I have a pretty
strong opinion about it, and I think I think about
worst case scenario. So let's think worst case scenario. If
I'm a dude and it's dark and I pe and
a P on the lid, I just wipe it off.
You really, you hear it too, you tell one the lid.
So it sounds like, think about worst case scenario if
your girlfriend or wife falls in. Yeah, because worst case one,
(32:21):
she's wet, Two she's irritated at you. Three, it rolls
over to the next day.
Speaker 7 (32:25):
Four, she's out of alignment.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
Potentially okay, okay, chi director look hurts, I'm sure it does,
but we should be looking anyway, but we don't because
we're half asleep. Put the lid down, and if it's
got a double lid, put them both down. I know
you're gonna pee on the lid. You told me that, however,
she said, I'm leading peede before.
Speaker 4 (32:48):
An accident.
Speaker 1 (32:51):
Didn't feel different. You should have this toilet seat down
because worst case scenario for you, the dude, is she
is a upset at you. She falls in makes your life,
it's just better, and you pie lea a big deal
clean it up. The thing in our house is not
the toilet seat up or down. It is if I
(33:11):
sometimes there'll be peace spots in the floor in front
of the toilet. The worst I know, I don't know
why she PE's on the floor, but it's me and
so sometimes it'll just be like little splashes and I
don't see them. So I got to get better about that.
That is, that's a real shortcoming of mind. And sometimes
(33:31):
I splash just hit the floor. But I do keep
the lid down. Now, I'm pretty passionate for us guys.
We have to keep the lid down. It's just not
worth it. Should everybody be looking, yes, but it's not
worth the trouble you get in. If you don't, she
falls in because it's on you, even if she was
the last one in there.
Speaker 7 (33:45):
I like the way you put that because there's a
reason behind it.
Speaker 8 (33:47):
It's not just like, oh, you know, the guys want
this girl and who's the right you like, actually gave
a legit reason.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
Yes, because she will not be in a good mood,
and it's going to hurt your whole day.
Speaker 7 (33:58):
Right, we're far more affected by it than y'all are.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
Yes, So that's my opinion. I think Amy agrees with me.
I do Eddie always put the seat down, But I mean,
can't girls just yes for the seat? You can't. Guys yes,
And sometimes we're gonna forget and they're gonna do that,
but it's just not worth it. I totally understand that.
Why does the guy always have to do everything?
Speaker 3 (34:17):
The guy has to pay, the guy has to open
the door, the guy has to do this, the guy
has to out of ask out on.
Speaker 4 (34:21):
The first eight on my phone?
Speaker 1 (34:23):
Why kids say nineteen twenty, Why kid.
Speaker 4 (34:25):
The woman be responsible for something like?
Speaker 1 (34:27):
Hey, I don't think all this stuff you just said
is accurate though, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (34:30):
But I hear you you know what I'm saying, like, Hey,
you're an adult and you want to go to the bathroom,
make sure the seats down.
Speaker 4 (34:35):
I don't care. I make sure the seats up when
I go peace, So make sure the seat's down when
you go.
Speaker 3 (34:39):
Bet it's that easy if I agree, But if you
have to.
Speaker 1 (34:43):
Pick, it's not. It's almost no effort. But it's no
effort to look either. It's just an insurance policy to
make sure you don't get in any more trouble.
Speaker 3 (34:50):
Oh my god, why are you going to get in
trouble because she's not responsible enough to look.
Speaker 1 (34:54):
It doesn't matter why you just do. She's gonna get upset.
There is absolutely nothing rational about you getting in trouble
because she fell in. However, it still happens.
Speaker 3 (35:04):
So then pee on the seat and that's all you
didn't know was there, and let her sit on it.
Then she'll be like, why do you leave the seat up?
Speaker 1 (35:09):
Interesting theory?
Speaker 4 (35:12):
Sorry, I didn't know.
Speaker 8 (35:14):
The guys that like fold laundry horribly so that they
don't have to fold laundry anymore.
Speaker 1 (35:19):
You do that, right. I've been known to dabble exactly. Uh, Aaron,
I understand you, but I have to side because it's
just not worth it to get in trouble. So I'm
gonna say, put the lid down. Bruh.
Speaker 6 (35:32):
Yeah, well I get it, and and I do. Usually
it was a debate between us, and I'm you know,
I'm half and half. I see where lunchbox is coming
from because each person's responsibility.
Speaker 1 (35:44):
I agree, I see where lunchbox is coming from, except
for that part. I was like, men gotta pay, men,
gotta kill deer, men, gotta go to war. All that
stuff I don't agree with. But I do understand where
we're adults, which is to make sure if a seats
upper down. But it's all about the end result, and
it's just not worth it to get in trouble.
Speaker 6 (36:02):
No, it's not worth the argument. It's obviously I think
this is going to continue on for generations. It's just
an interesting conversation or or or we change it.
Speaker 7 (36:11):
Guys could just start sitting down to pee.
Speaker 5 (36:13):
I co sign.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
I mean I've done that before. Yeah, because I'm lazy.
Speaker 9 (36:17):
How's that what?
Speaker 7 (36:18):
I don't give anything to be on the stand up
and pea sitting down?
Speaker 1 (36:21):
That's I bet you can? You can you get one
of those little those little two things you pee into
like a funnel. Yeah, they all right, Thank you, Aaron.
I hope you have a great day.
Speaker 5 (36:30):
You wake up, wake up in the mall, and its
radio and the Dodgors.
Speaker 4 (36:42):
Already in his lunchbox.
Speaker 1 (36:44):
More get t Steve Bred and it's trying to put
you through buck he's running this week's next year. The
Bobby's on the mix, so you know what this is.
The Bobby Balls on the phone. Is Tara in Idaho.
We're gonna give Tara shot at two hundred and fifty
(37:04):
bucks a gift card that Hyundai is providing. Get you
whatever you want. We love Hyundai. Visit a local Hondai
dealer for a test drive and tell him Bobby Bone,
since you Hundai, it's your journey. We're gonna play, never
going to get it. Take a guess. If you miss it,
don't worry. Somebody on the show can pick you up. Okay, okay.
According to a new survey, forty three percent of Americans
swear they've never committed this harmless but dishonest act. What
(37:29):
is it? I'm gon read it again? Forty three percent
of Americans. Almost half of Americans swear they've never committed
this harmless but dishonest act?
Speaker 5 (37:40):
What is it?
Speaker 1 (37:41):
All right? So all you guys on the show can
think about it for a second, writes your answer down.
But I'm gonna go to Tara first. If she gets it,
she wins the gift card. Tarah, what do you think
your answer is here?
Speaker 5 (37:51):
I'm gonna say lying.
Speaker 1 (37:54):
Lying about what? Okay? Good? Calling in sick tour because
there's a lot of dishonesty. I can't can't dis honestly. Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay,
calling in sick to work is not the right.
Speaker 7 (38:06):
Can you say it again?
Speaker 1 (38:07):
Sure? Forty three percent of Americans swear they've never committed
this harmless but dishonest act.
Speaker 5 (38:14):
Have it?
Speaker 1 (38:14):
They swear they haven't?
Speaker 5 (38:15):
What is it?
Speaker 1 (38:16):
Okay? So, Terry, you did not get it right, But
you have two other opportunities here. Now you can pick
a member of the show, and if they get it right,
you win. How do you feel about yours?
Speaker 7 (38:24):
I sound pretty good.
Speaker 4 (38:26):
I mean I nailed it.
Speaker 8 (38:27):
You have it?
Speaker 5 (38:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (38:28):
One hundred cent? Yeah? Yeah, Kara, I think I got
this one.
Speaker 4 (38:31):
Oh so good?
Speaker 1 (38:31):
I got it all four? Feel pretty good? Who would
you like? I'm gonna go with Amy? Okay, okay? Amy?
You sit idly by. Okay, Morgan, what do you have?
I have eaten somebody else's food. That'd be a dishonest act.
Speaker 4 (38:47):
But that's harmful.
Speaker 1 (38:48):
No, it's not. Yeah, because the other person goes hungry
and starves to do I think about them. That's very Eddie.
Opening somebody else's mail.
Speaker 4 (38:57):
That is absolutely harmful, because you still are from federal.
Speaker 1 (39:00):
Yeah, how you get mail? Somebody else's just opened that
real quick lunchbox.
Speaker 3 (39:04):
Well, I'd already written my answer down before you said
the lie be more specific. So I'm sticking with it
because this is innocent. It doesn't hurt anybody, and we
all do it. But people say they don't jaywalking. Not
where I thought you'd go with that.
Speaker 7 (39:18):
Yeah, Amy, lie about your age?
Speaker 1 (39:24):
Now? Oh wow, what seem I have gotten that? Should
I have fel I don't know.
Speaker 4 (39:36):
That's interesting.
Speaker 7 (39:37):
I feel like I don't know mine's right, but of
all four of us, mine's the best.
Speaker 3 (39:41):
Oh, but you can't, I will say, Amy, I will
agree with that, and I will agree with that, but
I'd already written my answer down before.
Speaker 1 (39:48):
Relax, man. So you think it's lying about age, you
think it's jaywalking, you think it's somebody else's mail and
you think it's food. Yep, Tarah, would you like to
stay with Amy? Or would you like to go with
Jay Walking? Hey, someone's right though, huh? Or would you
like to go to somebody else because somebody's right?
Speaker 5 (40:06):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (40:08):
If I had to pick someone besides me, Morgan, So, Tara.
Speaker 1 (40:12):
Tara, do you want Here's I'm gonna give you the
option of do you want Amy or do you want
the other three? Oh gosh, that smart one, you got it?
Or am I setting her up?
Speaker 5 (40:26):
No?
Speaker 8 (40:27):
I'd stick with Oh my gosh, if you're setting her up,
I'm gonna feel bad.
Speaker 1 (40:32):
Amy. You're not doing anything. You just guessed. Okay for
two hundred and fifty dollars a gift card.
Speaker 7 (40:40):
The gift card she can spend anywhere she wants.
Speaker 1 (40:41):
Tara, are you sure? I'm gonna give you one more chance?
You can go with these three their answers all combined,
or you can go with Amy. I'm just say with Amy, Okay?
The answer is lying about their age.
Speaker 4 (40:52):
Bobby Bone Show.
Speaker 9 (40:54):
Sorry.
Speaker 3 (40:54):
Hey, this story comes up from Center County, Pennsylvania. A
thirty seven year old man decided to enjoy some mushrooms.
You know, hey, these are so yummy, and all of
a sudden he starts freaking.
Speaker 1 (41:07):
Out like magic mushrooms, magic mushroom, and.
Speaker 4 (41:10):
He's ark, I've been shot. I've been shot. He needs help.
So he's running down the street banging on doors. I've
been shot.
Speaker 1 (41:17):
My greatest fears, my greatest fear. Fight did drugs that
you would do that? Yeah, something like this.
Speaker 4 (41:21):
But the problem is no one would answer the door.
So he broke into a house and woke up some
homeowners that hey, i've been shot. He got a crime though, Yeah,
he broke into their house.
Speaker 1 (41:29):
Man, he can't break into someone. But he didn't break
in with the intent to steal anything. He thought he
was in danger. I don't think that matters. Yeah, I
don't know. I think there's a little bit INTENTI if
I'm the judge, probably gonna go a little easier on him.
If you're breaking in to steal something or to hurt somebody,
that's different than if you are confused.
Speaker 2 (41:44):
Remember when like Andy Dick went into somebody's house because
he was like out of it too.
Speaker 7 (41:48):
He got in trouble, yeah, but didn't think that was
his house though.
Speaker 1 (41:51):
Yeah, and he's still got in trouble. See, this is
my fear. It's why I don't. I can't take sleeping
pills anymore. I did for a while when I was
having some real mental health issues, and I would just
like wake up and not remember the night before, and
I'd look it like my FaceTime or my keys were
somewhere different. You'd buy stuff too. It was wild, and
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so I stopped doing on airplanes because I didn't want
to wake up on an airplane and handcuffs because I'd
pooped in the aisle and not remembered it.
Speaker 4 (42:18):
Oh, I'm glad that i'd have been.
Speaker 5 (42:20):
You coulda go on.
Speaker 4 (42:20):
Viral bonehead, for sure, but you get handcuffed for odd
things or you get duct taped to the seat.
Speaker 1 (42:26):
Just imagine like I'm out of it and I'm squatting
in an aisle. It's just going to tackle me and
they're going to time me somewhere. So that's why that's
why I don't do magic mushrooms or sleeping pills.
Speaker 4 (42:35):
Yeah, alright, Box, I'm lunchbox at your Bonehead. Story of
the day.
Speaker 1 (42:40):
Amy and I were talking right before we came back
on air, and I was like, hey, went to dinner
last night at this place called like yulon what's it called?
So I hadn't heard of it either, But and so
we go and I ordered this noki, which I've never
been quite sure what noki is. I'm pretty sure it's
potatoes at this point. Okay, but if it feels like
a noodle in your mouth, it's like a pasta. It's
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like potato and your plate noodle in your mouth.
Speaker 8 (43:02):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (43:02):
Yeah, it's so Gnocchi is so good.
Speaker 1 (43:05):
Well, and I didn't know if noki had meat in it,
and it didn't. I learned last night. But I looked
at the menu and it was a little expensive for
for nochi because most nochi is I get olive garden.
I'll be honest with you, that's how I usually roll.
I get the noochi with with some meat, olive garden.
And so they bring it and they're like, oh, we're
gonna get you. We're gonna put some truffles on this.
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It doesn't truffles.
Speaker 7 (43:29):
They don't do it.
Speaker 1 (43:30):
They do nothing for me. You just don't taste them.
It looked like they were putting tree bark. And I'm
sure if you're a truffles fan, it's amazing. But they're
like sprinkled it on the shaving it, and Caitlin's like,
that looks beautiful. I just don't.
Speaker 5 (43:46):
For me.
Speaker 1 (43:47):
I just I guess I am not sophisticated enough to
love a truffle. I love truffle. Chocolate truffles. Those are good. Yeah,
that's not what they're shaving on them. And that place
was really good. It's just a truffle thing. It's weird
to me, but we ate it, and it was it
was good.
Speaker 5 (44:03):
It was good food.
Speaker 1 (44:04):
We were out probably way too late last night, eight
forty five or so. Oh, that's way that's way too
lazy nowadays. It was a really good place to eat, though,
and it had been a while since we got to
go out and just have dinner and talk and you know,
not worry about the kids. Yeah, yeah, nurse, Yes, we
will see you tomorrow. Goodbye, everybody. The Bobby Bones theme
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his instagram at red Yarberry dot com. Scooba Steve executive producer,
Ray Mundo, head of Production. I'm Bobby Bones. My instagram
is mister Bobby Bones. Thanks for listening to the podcast.